Raging Dissident Podcast - 🏴 RageCast 288： FreeDUMB Carnival

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00:00:30.000 It's going to start getting odious in here. 1.00

00:01:00.000 Sometimes, you just need that guy to say what everybody just doesn't want to say, and it has to happen, because fuck you. 1.00

00:01:20.260 Hasn't happened nearly enough. 1.00

00:01:24.780 Bullying, you want to see bullying? Make bullying great again.

00:01:31.000 How are you? Welcome back. I was not prepared for this. I wasn't even going to do it, but I'm fucking full of, uh, you know, the secret sauce.

00:01:48.400 It makes me want to break things. 0.88

00:01:54.680 YouTube, Odyssey, Rumble, Entropy, Twitch, and did I miss one? There's probably another one.

00:02:01.840 There's too many windows.

00:02:02.720 It's Monday. It's the first day, the first one of the year, and it's already shit. 1.00

00:02:11.420 It's already shit! It's always going to be! 1.00

00:02:13.260 We're going to do some cleaning up around here.

00:02:20.140 Yeah, there's no mods.

00:02:21.540 Or somebody on, uh, Rumble talking about the mods.

00:02:23.680 There is no mods. There should be. There would be.

00:02:25.480 I hopefully, uh, supposedly Rumble is upgrading their, uh, their stuff soon.

00:02:31.060 So hopefully they'll have a better UI, a better user interface, and a better experience all around.

00:02:35.780 Better experience all around.

00:02:37.100 How are you guys doing?

00:02:38.560 You doing good? You doing great?

00:02:39.780 You know what I want a better experience of?

00:02:41.560 I want a better experience of, uh, of this country all around.

00:02:45.140 Unfortunately, that's never going to happen.

00:02:46.700 I've given up on it. 0.95

00:02:48.060 I have given the fuck up on it. 0.99

00:02:53.120 It is hopeless. 1.00

00:02:55.280 Canada is a hopeless place. 0.70

00:02:56.740 It is, it's dead. 0.99

00:02:57.740 It's a dead, it's a meme. 1.00

00:02:59.300 It is a fucking meme of a country, to be honest with you. 1.00

00:03:03.520 It's really, it's, it's ridiculous. 1.00

00:03:07.260 It's just pigs in a trough feeding on a corpse at this point. 0.97

00:03:11.360 Anything that made this place, uh, anything that was, you know, maybe worth, you know, 0.91

00:03:17.280 getting angry over or fighting for, that is, that is long gone. 0.99

00:03:20.380 Long, long out the fucking window. 0.98

00:03:22.460 This is all about, uh, this is all about you now. 0.99

00:03:25.600 You know?

00:03:25.880 Uh, this is all about saving yourselves and your families and your friends and, you

00:03:28.920 know, hopefully in the future from the ashes and from the, the train wreck of what was

00:03:33.700 once a, you know, a proud, capable, respectable, uh, nation of people can be rebuilt again in

00:03:40.100 the future, but that's not what it is now. 0.97

00:03:41.600 Right now it's an utter fucking train wreck and a complete and total joke and a disaster. 0.95

00:03:45.660 And not just entirely because of the people on the left, the people left wing, right. 0.99

00:03:51.060 I don't care what wing you're pretending on.

00:03:53.600 I'm not, I'm not part of a wing.

00:03:55.440 Let's just get that out right away.

00:03:57.800 I guess maybe technically, maybe center right something.

00:04:00.920 I don't know.

00:04:02.440 So little of anything real matters anymore that it's very difficult to judge or gauge

00:04:10.880 where you are on a spectrum of anything, of any, of any significance.

00:04:13.720 Because, um, it's just a, it's just a virtue signaling Olympics and obeying Olympics at

00:04:18.360 this point.

00:04:18.720 And the people are competing to see how, how good, how much they can obey, how good at

00:04:22.840 obeying are you?

00:04:23.760 You're real good at obeying.

00:04:24.620 I'm better obeying than you.

00:04:26.580 That's nice.

00:04:27.820 And if that's not what they're doing, everybody's just fighting with everybody.

00:04:30.840 Everybody's just fighting with everybody all the time, uh, for no other reason other than 1.00

00:04:34.560 that they're pathetic and that they're cowards. 0.99

00:04:35.860 Um, there's a lot of wrong things, a lot of shit going on and it's not, I, I, I'm getting 1.00

00:04:41.440 tired of like explaining it because everybody knows what it is. 0.92

00:04:46.100 We all know, but they don't want to do anything about it.

00:04:50.080 They don't want to do anything about it. 0.99

00:04:51.400 They're just like the left, these fucking people who think they're, they're some kind 0.99

00:04:55.840 of, oh man, where do I even begin with this? 1.00

00:04:58.840 Uh, I don't know.

00:04:59.760 I'm going to read some chats first and, and get into it because I, I'm really going to 0.99

00:05:03.620 tear a strip off of some, some fucking people. 0.99

00:05:05.360 And you know, the train wrecks on the, that, you know, people like to laugh about on the 1.00

00:05:10.760 left.

00:05:11.140 I, I assure not, I'm not telling, I'm promising you because I know them personally.

00:05:15.340 Some of them, there's way worse on this side, way worse, way worse.

00:05:22.640 And people get offended, you know, if they, if they, you know, support the convoy or, or

00:05:28.280 whatever it was and they get lumped in with this group.

00:05:30.340 Oh, I'm not a, I'm not an unacceptable fringe minority.

00:05:33.040 Why are you calling me that? 0.99

00:05:33.860 Well, because there is, because there is a, a cadre of, um, complete fucking trainwreck 0.98

00:05:40.440 disaster people that, um, should be again in the lineup for made. 0.98

00:05:45.600 I'm a big supporter of made.

00:05:47.760 I think it's a great idea.

00:05:49.560 I want to lower the carbon footprint. 0.99

00:05:51.500 There is way too many fucking people walking around. 0.99

00:05:54.380 That's obvious. 0.99

00:05:55.300 Have you been outside lately?

00:05:56.500 Have you driven on roads?

00:05:58.420 Have you just, even for a moment, if you can stomach it, just, just watch people, watch

00:06:06.120 people interact with each other on the internet, Facebook, Twitter, whatever your cesspool

00:06:10.400 of choice is.

00:06:11.380 And do that for one hour and then go, you know what?

00:06:16.980 No, we need more people.

00:06:18.120 No, we don't need more.

00:06:18.840 We need less.

00:06:19.380 We need much less, much less of, of all of this, um, childish buffoonery because that's,

00:06:24.500 that's really all it is. 0.99

00:06:25.300 It's a bunch of, uh, parasites that want to consume things and fire, you know, attack 0.99

00:06:28.700 each other. 1.00

00:06:29.160 It crams in a bucket.

00:06:30.840 That's what it is.

00:06:31.480 There's the people in power and there's everybody else and everybody else is mostly

00:06:34.160 crabs in a bucket.

00:06:34.780 And to some people that, you know, I'm not even going to, not even myself.

00:06:38.540 I just, I, I have a lot in common with some, some of these other people.

00:06:42.360 I think more than, more than we'd realize somebody that I've, I used to kind of take

00:06:46.320 some shots at and not because of any real personal or petty reason, because I'm not one of these

00:06:53.360 people.

00:06:53.700 I'm not one of these people that's like, see someone and has to tear them down because

00:06:57.800 that's attention I should be getting.

00:07:00.380 That's money I should be getting. 0.98

00:07:02.500 I deserve that because for some fucking reason, I don't know. 0.96

00:07:06.140 No, somebody's, somebody's doing something cool. 0.98

00:07:08.480 Good for them.

00:07:09.260 Good for them.

00:07:10.460 You know, I was actually listening to, uh, uh, Ferry was on with, uh, what's the guy's

00:07:13.980 name?

00:07:14.220 The pleb, whatever. 0.97

00:07:15.620 Had his little Twitter space thing last night.

00:07:17.520 I was listening to that.

00:07:18.260 I don't know the guy from the hole in the ground.

00:07:20.200 I don't care one way or another, but he's a decent broadcaster.

00:07:23.760 He's not, he's pretty good.

00:07:25.260 He's, there's a reason that he's doing well.

00:07:27.600 He's half decent at what he's doing.

00:07:29.260 Good for him.

00:07:30.440 Beyond that. 0.99

00:07:31.140 I don't really give a shit. 0.99

00:07:32.060 That's all I have to say about it. 0.99

00:07:33.480 Or, or I could engage in a petty campaign of, well, actually bro, actually bro.

00:07:40.460 That's, that is a lot of the men, especially that's, there's so many problems.

00:07:46.000 I don't even know where to get in. 1.00

00:07:46.960 It's like a giant rat's nest of horse shit. 1.00

00:07:49.500 And you just got to start, you just got to start tearing it apart. 1.00

00:07:52.000 It's like the Christmas lights, right?

00:07:53.600 You've already probably put them away that way.

00:07:55.320 Some people, when you go to tear them out next year, well, it's a, yeah, you just got

00:07:59.880 to start ripping and tearing at it.

00:08:00.980 There's no way to, there's no way to do it.

00:08:02.300 It's just going to be a mess because you lazily put it together in the first place.

00:08:04.860 So that's your present to yourself.

00:08:07.460 Um, it, it, like through the stages, I don't even know how, where we are now, how it got

00:08:12.440 here.

00:08:12.560 But initially it was mostly women, mostly only women that felt like saying or doing

00:08:16.420 anything. 0.94

00:08:17.020 It was mostly only women because the men air quotes, there's very fucking few of those 0.98

00:08:22.500 around. 0.98

00:08:22.940 Let's be real guys.

00:08:24.120 There's very few. 0.99

00:08:24.980 We're an endangered fucking species. 1.00

00:08:27.180 Okay. 1.00

00:08:27.860 That's, that's, that's reality. 0.98

00:08:29.880 All of the people that were out here being like, Hey, there's a fucking serious problem. 0.79

00:08:34.040 I think, uh, I'm getting kind of worried and concerned on the trajectory and path of our 0.96

00:08:37.680 society or government.

00:08:38.460 So on.

00:08:38.700 When you look around, who's, who are all these people in these crowds?

00:08:41.600 It's mostly moms. 0.99

00:08:43.620 It's a lot of moms and women and aunts and women, a lot of women. 1.00

00:08:48.960 What is going on here now?

00:08:51.280 And then, you know, what, once, um, the attention Olympics began, because that's what this really

00:08:56.600 is.

00:08:57.720 Oh man.

00:09:00.260 The men jump in the few of them, some of them, some of them, but it's really more about 0.99

00:09:05.020 because there are a lot of them are absolute and total fucking failures as well. 0.98

00:09:10.740 Not the pleb, obviously. 1.00

00:09:12.180 Cause that's like, it's, he's doing pretty good.

00:09:13.700 I listened to him.

00:09:14.840 It's decent, you know, good for him.

00:09:17.900 Hope he does well.

00:09:18.920 Good for you, man.

00:09:19.600 Good luck. 0.99

00:09:20.180 It's a fucking madhouse out there, you know, but everybody thinks they should be, everyone 0.99

00:09:25.000 thinks they should be able to do that. 0.99

00:09:26.140 And, and, and when they don't, and they don't get the attention they feel that they're entitled

00:09:29.200 to, they'll just attack everybody else.

00:09:31.400 They'll just attack everybody else around them. 1.00

00:09:33.180 Uh, because they're, because they're sad and pathetic because they failed at life. 1.00

00:09:37.220 They're middle-aged buffoons, obese, alcoholics, drug addicts. 1.00

00:09:44.000 One guy's living in a fucking van in the woods. 1.00

00:09:46.440 I'm not kidding. 1.00

00:09:47.420 I'm not kidding. 0.96

00:09:48.300 The collection of enemies that we have is like, it's like the retarded Avengers. 1.00

00:09:53.660 You know, it's like the down syndrome X-Men is really, it's, it's insane. 0.56

00:09:58.320 And they're not, not a single professional, um, you know, respectable, admirable person

00:10:04.160 amongst a lot of them that you would consider and, and go, well, you know, if that person

00:10:08.440 thinks so, it's, it's just, wow, wow.

00:10:11.660 Feast your eyes and behold.

00:10:13.160 And then you realize this is a lot.

00:10:15.380 This is a lot of the, the so-called freedom movement, which is what the left calls the

00:10:19.600 freedom movement, because that's who they see.

00:10:22.400 And that's who they see because that is who you should see, um, the people on our side

00:10:26.920 like to, you know, ignore that and pretend like that guy's not in a speedo in the middle 0.76

00:10:31.720 of the street yelling for no reason, uh, making us all look retarded. 1.00

00:10:36.780 Like we're going to allow, because freedom, I guess, we're going to allow a fucking deranged 1.00

00:10:42.440 woman and she's not even deranged. 1.00

00:10:44.540 She's just a scum thief. 1.00

00:10:45.920 She's a criminal and a thief and she knows exactly what she's doing to declare herself 1.00

00:10:49.180 queen of the world. 1.00

00:10:51.480 I think now, is it the world?

00:10:52.920 It was, was North America. 0.56

00:10:54.140 I think she may have dominion over the entire planet at this point. 0.78

00:10:56.760 She's the queen of the world.

00:10:58.460 Um, in a 1998, uh, Winnebago or our recreational vehicle of some kind driving around with a cadre 1.00

00:11:04.640 of slaves to wipe her feet and probably lick her pussy or whatever, I don't know, whatever 1.00

00:11:09.540 they're doing, whatever they're doing over there. 1.00

00:11:12.240 Um, we're just tolerating that.

00:11:14.660 And we're going to tolerate these people over here who, who, we don't like.

00:11:19.340 Care about your rules, man.

00:11:21.040 Like the Magna Carta, man.

00:11:22.660 Like that.

00:11:23.080 Okay.

00:11:23.360 Yeah.

00:11:23.540 That's, that's not actually common law.

00:11:26.820 Dick of tants that you can.

00:11:27.920 Okay. 0.93

00:11:28.580 Okay.

00:11:28.860 Stop.

00:11:29.340 And you've got two different groups fighting each other.

00:11:31.140 There's, there's 15 citizen alliances of this over here and insert provincial name,

00:11:35.860 uh, freedom over there. 0.50

00:11:37.980 There's fucking 200 different groups of this and four of that. 0.88

00:11:41.380 And we're all the fired workers from this industry, but not to be confused with those 0.94

00:11:45.660 fired workers from that industry across the street.

00:11:47.840 Cause they're, I listened to that guy's brother was in a Instagram story. 0.98

00:11:52.000 I saw with a cop one time and he's a fat. 0.98

00:11:54.120 Yeah. 0.97

00:11:54.740 And we don't like them. 1.00

00:11:55.660 It's a fucking absolute mess. 1.00

00:11:57.840 It's an absolute fucking mess out there. 1.00

00:12:01.240 And that's what they see because that's what it is. 1.00

00:12:04.120 The reality is the, the, the amount of people with a fucking brain that can communicate on 1.00

00:12:11.760 an adult level with other adults is incredibly small. 1.00

00:12:15.640 It's exceedingly small.

00:12:17.960 Um, I, I like to pretend I can barely pull that off.

00:12:21.760 I tried my best. 0.98

00:12:23.040 I was summoned to the highest court in the fucking land while I was in jail, by the way, 0.98

00:12:28.760 to explain myself in my, my imagination world, because apparently that caused martial law. 0.99

00:12:35.960 That's the state to win.

00:12:37.060 So I think I did okay.

00:12:38.700 I think I did okay.

00:12:39.560 And like, I'm going to sit here, you know, and Morgan has to, and my family members have

00:12:44.380 to, and people that people I know, family members and friends of mine, and that don't

00:12:48.780 have anything to do with any of this are getting dragged into this because of methed out crack 0.99

00:12:53.340 heads, people living in, you know, cat piss filled bachelor apartments on fucking 1.00

00:12:58.600 snorting drugs all day, people defrauding fuck. 1.00

00:13:02.440 I mean, they're stealing from the trucker convoy. 1.00

00:13:04.440 Some of them straight up just stole donations. 1.00

00:13:06.700 There are so many pieces of shit over here that we're just like, well, we'll just, you 1.00

00:13:12.400 know, come on guys, don't punch. 1.00

00:13:14.360 You know, we're all on the same team here.

00:13:16.460 Nah, nah, they're not on my team.

00:13:18.700 They're not on anybody's team.

00:13:19.940 I'm not with them.

00:13:21.160 They're not with me. 1.00

00:13:22.920 They're a fucking mess. 1.00

00:13:25.100 They're an absolute mess. 1.00

00:13:26.580 And now they're, oh, guess what?

00:13:27.960 Oh, did 2.0 not pan out?

00:13:30.040 It's canceled, I guess.

00:13:31.440 Why is that?

00:13:32.300 Oh, because of infighting.

00:13:33.760 There it is.

00:13:34.780 There it is.

00:13:35.900 Because there's no leadership.

00:13:37.280 The left doesn't really need leadership because their leader is the state.

00:13:42.220 Their spiritual, moral, and strategic leader is the state.

00:13:46.080 The authority basically makes all the decisions.

00:13:48.360 They just follow it and cheerlead for them.

00:13:49.740 And it's very easy.

00:13:50.920 It's very easy.

00:13:51.540 On this side of the people that are opposing the current state and think it's insane, because

00:13:56.160 it is, is leaderless, really.

00:13:59.780 There's no official leader.

00:14:01.040 But a big problem is anytime anyone tries to do anything, tries to do anything, they are

00:14:07.020 crabs in a bucket mode, torn down and destroyed because they basically petty jealousy. 0.99

00:14:14.520 Petty jealousy and these beta fucking bitch-made men that never did anything, nothing, nothing 1.00

00:14:21.740 at all with their lives, literally nothing. 1.00

00:14:23.880 If Facebook didn't exist, you wouldn't even know they were alive. 0.99

00:14:26.780 And when they're dead, you won't even notice when they're fucking gone. 0.99

00:14:29.160 They don't have any impact on anyone. 0.99

00:14:30.740 They don't have any, they're not, they're not running businesses.

00:14:33.680 They don't have families they're maintaining.

00:14:35.980 They don't have a career.

00:14:37.600 They don't, nothing. 0.99

00:14:38.360 They live on the fucking internet, they take, they've good luck, and they're like, they're 0.99

00:14:42.680 all fighting over everything, fighting with each other now, pointing fingers at this guy, 1.00

00:14:46.340 I fucking heard him. 0.97

00:14:47.240 You know why? 0.99

00:14:48.100 Because the attention's dissipating.

00:14:50.120 It's going away.

00:14:51.340 It's going away.

00:14:52.200 The cottage industry of the freedom movement is dissipating.

00:14:55.700 It's going away because much of the problem, much of what made everybody upset and created

00:15:00.220 this sense of urgency and, you know, passion in the first place has been dissipated.

00:15:05.200 It's been abated because a lot of the problems have either gone away, a lot of the mandates

00:15:10.180 have been, you know, more or less lifted, or people have simply adapted, or they're dead,

00:15:14.400 they've killed themselves, or they've adapted, it's not a joke, they've adapted to the new

00:15:18.300 hell that we live in.

00:15:19.400 And now they've got new jobs, they're making it work, they're figuring it out, or whatever.

00:15:23.440 And there's no real need for this anymore at this current point in time. 0.99

00:15:28.340 We don't need 15 fucking rallies a week. 0.92

00:15:30.740 We don't need a hundred, oh, I've got a new Facebook group, and this group, and this group's 0.99

00:15:35.560 going to do this, and we're going to do that, and we're going to have another convoy, we're 0.99

00:15:37.900 going to, holy fucking God. 0.99

00:15:39.580 Holy God. 1.00

00:15:40.500 They're addicted to the attention. 0.99

00:15:42.620 It's so obvious, and I'm so fucking tired of it.

00:15:45.100 I don't even want to be doing this, to be honest. 0.51

00:15:47.140 Ask Morgan.

00:15:47.920 I complain about this constantly.

00:15:50.060 I do not really enjoy doing this, and I haven't for quite a while.

00:15:53.520 I'll continue to do it because you people enjoy it, and I feel kind of obligated to.

00:15:57.160 Part, sometimes I have fun with it.

00:15:58.500 It does, you know, pays my bills and so on, so it's, you know, this is what I'm doing. 0.89

00:16:03.500 But if they think for a fucking minute, this is like a walk in the park, like this is a 0.98

00:16:08.820 good time, go, please, I'm begging you, be my obliged fucking guest, and take over, and 0.99

00:16:18.880 just do everything that I'm doing, which is nothing apparently, and just do all of that 0.99

00:16:23.720 so I can go the fuck home. 0.98

00:16:26.200 That would be amazing. 0.98

00:16:28.500 I'm just, I don't even know what I'm mad about anymore.

00:16:31.540 A lot. 1.00

00:16:31.900 Short and long, he says, well, you can start off by telling me to fuck off. 1.00

00:16:34.180 I'll take a point. 1.00

00:16:35.380 I'll take point.

00:16:36.500 Actually, I actually collect them. 0.99

00:16:37.900 You collect fuck offs or points, or I'm not sure, but okay. 1.00

00:16:41.540 Okay, fuck off. 1.00

00:16:43.180 CRJ says, good evening, most odious one and known Fed crown asset. 1.00

00:16:46.740 Yes, I am.

00:16:47.940 Morgan is.

00:16:48.460 We all are.

00:16:48.940 Leo Nindis. 1.00

00:16:49.400 These are the Bolsheviks, the worthless consumers, the useful idiots. 1.00

00:16:52.060 The funny thing is, the people on the right think they're not that. 1.00

00:16:55.080 They think they're different.

00:16:57.060 They're different.

00:16:57.900 They're, the libtards gonna own the libs, bro. 1.00

00:17:00.540 You're just as fucking retarded. 1.00

00:17:02.640 You're at, or worse, probably worse. 1.00

00:17:05.140 You might even be worse.

00:17:06.700 You might even be worse.

00:17:07.480 I'm so disillusioned with the whole thing.

00:17:09.140 There's so many.

00:17:10.020 There is a lot of great, really selfless, motivated people that are, that are, you know, do have

00:17:21.360 other people's best interests at heart.

00:17:22.900 They're patriots.

00:17:23.460 They're community-minded people, and they're, and they're trying to help.

00:17:25.540 There's a lot of them.

00:17:26.400 I'm not talking about any of them.

00:17:27.740 The problem is, there's not nearly enough of them.

00:17:30.160 There's a lot of these other kinds, you know, the other kinds that the, you know.

00:17:37.480 The left likes to make fun of, and then the ones they make fun of, they turn around and

00:17:40.840 point to me and say, that's who they're talking about, oblivious to the fact that it's them.

00:17:46.220 You know, they've always got, you know, some kind of cause.

00:17:51.680 They need all kinds of attention.

00:17:53.660 They need money for stuff all the time.

00:17:56.620 Don't really offer any kind of value.

00:17:58.380 They don't really do anything.

00:17:59.620 And now that it's, now that the party's kind of going away, and they don't know what to

00:18:07.300 do with themselves, because that's their identity now.

00:18:10.240 Their identity is wrapped up in this, in this freedom cause, whatever it is.

00:18:14.360 It was, it was a trucker protest.

00:18:16.980 The truckers were, that was what it was supposed to be.

00:18:18.820 It's this nebulous, encapsulated, you know, den of homeless carnies.

00:18:24.700 That's pretty much, it's a, it's an old dilapidated barn full of carnies that have nowhere to

00:18:29.400 go.

00:18:30.100 And, uh, that's pretty much where we're at.

00:18:32.580 What did, what somebody said there, they're politically homeless.

00:18:34.920 That's another one.

00:18:35.340 They don't even know what they believe.

00:18:36.360 They don't care.

00:18:37.100 They're just angry, disenfranchised people.

00:18:39.620 And, uh, there's a lot of them, but of the so-called leadership, uh, the bar has been 0.99

00:18:44.500 set so low over the past few years that, uh, just when this crazy shit started 2020, 0.96

00:18:51.200 let's say anyone even willing to walk, the bar was so low. 0.97

00:18:56.400 You could just walk over it.

00:18:58.040 You could just start anything and people will join you and follow you.

00:19:02.460 If the bar, the standards were so low, they may as well not have existed.

00:19:06.940 It's that bad.

00:19:08.600 And because there was such a huge demand because the state, the media, everything that the 0.91

00:19:13.340 normal that's coming out of the normal pipeline was so fucking crazy and out of control. 0.92

00:19:16.540 It didn't make any sense that it's created huge demand for any, for people looking for 0.77

00:19:21.840 answers.

00:19:22.260 They're looking for alternatives.

00:19:23.080 They're looking for solutions.

00:19:23.840 They're looking for help.

00:19:24.460 They're looking for friends.

00:19:25.140 They're looking for community.

00:19:25.780 They're looking for a lot of things they've since found.

00:19:30.240 That's not being provided, uh, by the main mainstream pipeline.

00:19:33.540 And in so, as that giant wave of demand, this, this massive horde of people go looking for 0.98

00:19:39.940 the, oh, now it's like the fucking Superbowl. 0.91

00:19:42.400 Anybody with a Facebook page, blog, Twitter account, YouTube page, whatever it was, enjoyed 0.97

00:19:47.020 a lot of attention over the past couple of years, um, because of that, you didn't have

00:19:52.240 to know what you were talking about. 0.97

00:19:53.340 You didn't just say things, say a fucking anything and you'll get an audience from somewhere. 0.98

00:19:58.600 And then it went to their heads because you know, well, as it does, this is the age of 0.99

00:20:04.300 narcissism and it's just another form of it.

00:20:05.940 I, I can't, I didn't want to do this tonight.

00:20:08.160 I don't want to do it Wednesday.

00:20:09.600 I don't want to do a Friday.

00:20:10.540 I don't want to do it at all.

00:20:12.260 Um, there I'm this close to just like, I'm done. 0.92

00:20:15.520 I don't fucking care anymore because it's so toxic. 0.99

00:20:19.480 It's so toxic. 0.99

00:20:21.720 It makes you just want to be like, you know, if this is the military, it'd be like, I'm not

00:20:26.600 even defecting to the other side.

00:20:28.420 I'm just leaving.

00:20:29.780 I'm just leaving mid war. 0.99

00:20:32.260 Like everyone here sucks now. 0.98

00:20:35.140 I think I'm out. 0.98

00:20:37.160 I just, yeah, maybe that's, maybe that's how, that's how it's going to be. 1.00

00:20:41.220 There's so many toxic pieces of shit here. 1.00

00:20:44.080 It's so bad. 1.00

00:20:45.180 And I started to mention them earlier.

00:20:47.180 Like that was one guy I would take shots at sometimes was, was Chris guy for his, for

00:20:53.380 his, the books and the, you know, the solid stuff, but it's expensive.

00:20:56.420 To run what he's doing.

00:20:57.460 I get it.

00:20:58.280 He leaned pretty hard into the, into the merchandising.

00:21:00.820 I get it.

00:21:01.580 However, to be fair, he did do a lot.

00:21:05.440 You know, he did do a lot.

00:21:07.060 He did a lot of disruption.

00:21:08.220 He got a lot of people talking about a lot of things.

00:21:09.680 A lot of people, uh, um, you know, were one way or another alerted to the situation

00:21:14.780 at least.

00:21:15.320 So there's that.

00:21:17.080 Uh, and he suffered for it. 1.00

00:21:18.400 There were some smear campaigns and then some nonsense and he got charged with some shit 0.99

00:21:21.740 and the police chased around. 0.99

00:21:22.660 Right.

00:21:22.880 I know what that's like, um, but you know, agree with him.

00:21:28.060 Don't agree with him.

00:21:28.660 He is, he is who he is.

00:21:29.640 Let him, let him live his life.

00:21:30.540 Do his thing. 0.99

00:21:31.880 But it's the, it's the, it's the obsessive, like dick envy, like they're worse than ex-girlfriends. 0.98

00:21:39.000 These men, these, I don't, I don't want to call them men. 0.97

00:21:41.400 I don't know what they are. 0.93

00:21:42.660 They're goblins.

00:21:43.600 Um, are they male goblins?

00:21:45.940 Are they female goblins? 1.00

00:21:47.020 They could be tranny. 1.00

00:21:47.840 They're tranny goblins. 1.00

00:21:49.060 They're tranny goblin people. 1.00

00:21:51.040 And they just become fixated on, on someone. 0.98

00:21:56.880 And it's fucking crazy while they're like, uh, posing as some kind of, um, some kind of, 0.96

00:22:05.320 they, in their own minds, they're some kind of revolutionary hero. 0.99

00:22:07.760 They're all, they're all George Washington or something.

00:22:09.780 And if everyone would just listen to them, and if they weren't just such a victim, and

00:22:14.340 if things just went their way, then everything would have been better.

00:22:16.760 You know, they, they should be, you know, they should be listening to me, you know, those

00:22:20.260 types.

00:22:22.660 Rather than spend their time doing positive things, someone like Sean Zimmer, for example,

00:22:27.860 if you guys remember, I talked to him a while ago, I met him in Ottawa, good dude, what's

00:22:30.340 he been doing?

00:22:31.900 Pretty much just trying to help people, uh, with their lives, just trying to be a motivational,

00:22:35.700 you know, helpful, positive, you know, guy, good role model, that kind of thing.

00:22:39.180 Good for him, you know, you know, or, or do you know what I should do?

00:22:42.420 I should become obsessed with him, stalk all of his things, and constantly comment and

00:22:48.140 complain and cry about, because that's what men do, isn't it? 0.53

00:22:54.100 Because that's not what they're mad about.

00:22:56.780 They're not mad about what Chris Skye's saying, or what I'm saying, or what somebody like Sean

00:23:01.300 Zimmer's saying, or any of these things they're saying or doing.

00:23:03.500 They're mad that other people are giving us attention, and that's what they want, and they're 0.99

00:23:07.820 not getting, because they fucking suck, but that is what they want, and that is, that 0.99

00:23:13.980 is what it's about, that's what it's always about. 1.00

00:23:16.840 This, this, the ego, petty jealousiness, it's, it's fucking impossible. 0.84

00:23:22.140 You could, you could build like a super leader in a laboratory and produce them, and there would 0.83

00:23:26.620 still be a pile, it would, nothing would ever get done, because too many, um, you know,

00:23:31.860 smaller heads, let's say, on the team, rather than get together and work together as a team

00:23:38.300 to support, you know, what, what is clearly the king or something, um, they, they'd rather

00:23:43.700 just fight each other, you know?

00:23:49.400 So it's like, do we need a dictator?

00:23:51.900 Like, I'm, I'm curious, is that, do we actually need Hitler?

00:23:56.100 Serious question.

00:23:57.320 Do we need a, a strong man to just be like, show up and be like, I make all the decisions, 1.00

00:24:02.840 everyone else shut the fuck up or you die! 0.99

00:24:06.020 That, is that how, like, this has to be? 1.00

00:24:09.160 Because apparently it's impossible to get two people to agree on anything anymore, uh, without, 0.98

00:24:13.480 well, actually, it's the attention Olympics, it's, it's fucking disgusting. 0.73

00:24:17.120 I think, the plot has been lost a long, long time ago. 0.94

00:24:24.200 Um, Mr. Chow, he says, uh, cheer up, I won't, not until I'm, I'm done crushing everyone and

00:24:28.880 I'm just getting started, uh, nice name.

00:24:31.020 Labia Liquor, thank you very much, says, uh, very easily handled some CPC cuck last night

00:24:36.340 on Pleb, I, I listened to some of it, I don't know if I heard that part, he says, guy wanted

00:24:40.500 to make Canada a leader in weapons manufacturing.

00:24:43.680 Well, that's a bit of a, that's a bit of a crowded market, uh, the Americans have that one

00:24:47.100 pretty down, pretty, pretty down, um, but, yeah, I don't know if that's gonna, oh, that's

00:24:55.800 just, I'm all, I'm, anyway, what was I talking about?

00:24:58.000 All right, we need, do we need dictator, we need Napoleon, we need Genghis Khan, essentially,

00:25:02.320 um, to fix this because everyone thinks they should be in charge of everything and tell

00:25:06.220 everyone what to do, or they're just constantly fighting, it's like, because if it wasn't, if

00:25:13.120 it wasn't about narcissism, if it was like, no, no, this is just general, general, uh,

00:25:18.400 these are just genuine, uh, critiques or opinions or so on, why are you focusing it on the, on

00:25:26.220 there, though, with everything that's going on and all the problems everyone has and all

00:25:30.420 the things you could be, you could be doing today right now with your actual life, um, 0.99

00:25:34.860 you, you're choosing to do this with your time, so you're really stupid, is that it? 1.00

00:25:42.220 You know, I don't, I don't, oh, you're okay, so you're not stupid, but for some reason you 1.00

00:25:46.160 just can't stop obsessing over these other fucking people. 1.00

00:25:51.080 Is it jealousy? 0.99

00:25:52.460 This feels like a, this feels like a, you're jealous of something.

00:25:55.080 Why would you be, why, what are you jealous of?

00:25:57.160 The charges?

00:25:59.840 The bills, maybe?

00:26:00.980 The, that's not even real, guys, I'm, I'm a fed, none of this is real, the lawyer's

00:26:06.920 not real, the bills aren't real, this is, when's this due?

00:26:11.580 This one's, uh, uh, due on the, on the 10th, $128,000, I gotta pay on the 10th.

00:26:18.300 It's just to get ya.

00:26:20.700 It's just to get you.

00:26:23.040 It's just to make you believe that I'm, I'm not, it's all,

00:26:30.980 it's all a scam, it's all an illusion, we're all feds.

00:26:35.840 Morgan's actually a, a model from Montana, I understand.

00:26:39.860 Is it Montana or Billings, North Dakota, somewhere, some southern state, some woman who looks nothing 1.00

00:26:44.760 like, doesn't look anything like her.

00:26:47.560 Same people, there's like 20 and 30 of them now. 0.59

00:26:50.280 She looks like a crackhead, you can tell from the pictures. 1.00

00:26:57.200 That, first of all, that's that poor woman, that's not even Morgan. 0.98

00:27:00.460 Second of all, oh my god. 1.00

00:27:03.300 Holy shit! 1.00

00:27:06.220 And the lack of, like, Canada is so fucking cucked, especially the men. 1.00

00:27:11.220 The men, like, you guys can complain about the women all day long, especially like the 1.00

00:27:14.700 incel thing. 1.00

00:27:15.380 Oh, women are all whores and stuff now. 1.00

00:27:17.020 Like, well, they might as well, because there's no future, there's no hope, because there's 1.00

00:27:19.920 no men anywhere.

00:27:22.360 You know?

00:27:24.660 Have you tried being more competitive? 1.00

00:27:26.700 Have you tried not being a fucking disaster? 0.99

00:27:30.240 There's that, I don't know, I mean, I've never been a woman, but I don't think I would go 0.99

00:27:34.220 for a guy living in a trailer with his dad at, you know, 48 years old and just like,

00:27:39.420 ugh, disgusting, no job, no money, I got nothing.

00:27:42.060 Yeah, they can't wait, climbing right, you know, or, you know, younger kids, too, there's

00:27:48.320 like, I'm mostly, I'm going to focus on gaming, I think, mostly gaming and sleeping in, and

00:27:53.400 I'm not going to go to university, I'm not going to, I'm not going to do, well, university's

00:27:56.940 kind of a train wreck, but, you know, there's a difference between, there's guys that get 0.84

00:28:00.200 shit done and do things, and then there's a lot that don't, and the group that doesn't 0.60

00:28:04.120 has just simply toppled the boat. 0.90

00:28:05.820 There's too many of them now, and there's not enough guys that do anything anymore, so it's

00:28:09.480 going to go, whoops, and it's just going to completely flip over, it's going to completely

00:28:12.920 flip over.

00:28:13.700 These guys are so, so beaten, so defeated, so just broken inside, the spirit's broken

00:28:19.640 inside, that literally anyone that makes an attempt, they're so cynical and gone and finished,

00:28:26.000 that anyone that makes an attempt to speak truth to power, to challenge the state, the

00:28:29.820 government, anything like that, whatever it is, they automatically, they just assume like,

00:28:33.960 oh no, that's the government bro, like, it's impossible to imagine that a real person, an 1.00

00:28:42.240 actual human man would exist, that would just say, fuck you, you know, no, fuck you, I'm 1.00

00:28:47.040 not doing any of this, go ahead, arrest me, I'm not stopping, I don't give a shit, like 1.00

00:28:50.480 Artur Palowski's, I guess, a fed, because it's impossible to imagine that a guy would put 1.00

00:28:54.660 himself through all that, because you couldn't, because you're fucking pathetic, and you can't 0.99

00:28:59.960 even fathom how that's possible, you can't even fathom the idea of what that would be 1.00

00:29:04.720 like, of what that, what is required of a man like that, what that requires of you, how

00:29:11.360 much you're willing to put, you literally have to be willing to go to the death, he

00:29:14.460 said that, and I believe him, because once you're at the stage where you're like, keep

00:29:18.200 taking me to jail, I don't care, I mean, your life's over, they're going to ruin your

00:29:20.800 life, alright, you can't go to jail for months and keep a job, or a house, or a wife, or 0.86

00:29:25.740 your kid, or anything, like, you're finished, you're fucking finished, and he's 0.99

00:29:29.340 like, keep doing it to me, I don't care, I don't care, that guy gives no fucks, that's 0.98

00:29:35.740 awesome, and the problem is we don't have any of those guys anymore, and there's people 0.94

00:29:39.200 that are like, oh, it's all, it's all psyop, bro, because I'm so fucking defeated that the 0.85

00:29:43.460 very idea of an act, of actual masculine resistance feels strange and alien to me, no, this, this

00:29:50.400 must be a, this is some kind of plot, this must be some kind of, uh, trick, blam, says

00:29:59.100 our side has become as bad as the leftists, and that some of the more prominent figures 0.99

00:30:02.280 are a bunch of lowbrow morons who are simply hell-bent on consuming other prominent figures 0.99

00:30:06.660 out of jealousy and ego, uh, and that's why Canada's so fucked, no one, no one can, uh, 1.00

00:30:11.580 no one wants to work together, no one wants to, uh, you know, just do their thing, or, it's, 0.99

00:30:17.220 it's pathetic, man, there's no, there's no leadership, and there never will be, it's like impossible,

00:30:21.880 it just doesn't, and they'll, they will continue to lose for that reason, they basically weaponized, 0.96

00:30:33.020 uh, they may, basically, somebody's saying in the chat, basically any kind of masculine

00:30:37.040 resistance, being just angry is considered, is just, is considered, like, bad, like a crime,

00:30:41.520 they started investigating me in 2021 because of my ideology, basically, they didn't like

00:30:46.600 what I was saying, so the police started investigating me, you know what I mean, so it's

00:30:54.420 like, how much, how much longer, we were like, yeah, see the way that guy closed his door,

00:30:59.080 kind of aggressive, he kind of slammed his door, put him on a watch list, why not, why

00:31:05.180 can't we do that, I think it's a good idea, we need more made, and we need it now, we need

00:31:09.460 a lot more people for made, uh, Junior from Ontario, how are you, brother, he says, thank 0.94

00:31:12.740 you, and, uh, fucked him, uh, you made people laugh, and they made you the bad guy, you 0.98

00:31:16.900 helped my PTSD for real, well, I'm glad, man, I'm, I'm, I'm happy to hear that, it's, that's 0.99

00:31:21.900 a, it's a, it's a hell of a thing to deal with, I wouldn't wish it on anybody, um, uh,

00:31:27.660 yeah, if you guys didn't, we, we, we are out doing a little road rage stream this morning,

00:31:31.480 Morgan came with me, uh, we, we went, how does it go, we started to say some things about

00:31:38.180 some people to go get coffee, but then that got derailed, because we had to clean the coffee

00:31:42.240 store, because it was a mess, and then we went to get groceries, and then she tried

00:31:46.220 to help me find, there is no, basically the town's abandoned and dying, um, we're rich,

00:31:51.800 uh, feds, and obviously her supermodeling career is, oh, we also have a heavy, heavy 1.00

00:31:55.800 drug problems as well, and, um, I don't know, that, that might have been it, I can't remember,

00:32:00.900 that, that happened earlier today, if you, if you didn't see it, but, thank you, if you're

00:32:05.140 interested, I live in a, I live in a hellhole, that's what, this is what being, this is what

00:32:08.640 fed money gets you, dude, this is what, this is what being a government witness is, it's

00:32:13.460 getting charged in, uh, five times, or four or five, in, in multiple provinces, and having

00:32:19.160 unprecedented amounts of police resources dedicated towards your destruction, that's, that's just

00:32:23.660 to get you, and these massive, uh, six-figure bills that I get, again, all a ruse, buddy,

00:32:28.720 just to get you, my lawyer's not even real, he's actually an alien, he's an alien, he's part 0.73

00:32:33.120 of the hyperborean sex cult of adrenochrome, that, uh, you know, where Morgan keeps the 0.91

00:32:37.900 kids, Morgan Mays is a vampire, she works for the government, and she helped them steal 0.99

00:32:43.800 my children, these are things that people say about us on the regular, um, but anyway,

00:32:48.960 that's, that's where the lawyers, he's part of that cult that steals the children, and

00:32:52.560 eats them, and he lives underneath, um, you know where those, you know, the, the, the pyramids

00:32:58.020 in Antarctica, that they don't want to, you're not allowed to go to Antarctica, well, that's

00:33:00.980 why, that's because that's where they all live, they're all under the ice there, it's

00:33:04.680 all true, uh, Jacob Powell, uh, says, I wanted to pipe in and say for myself, and no doubt

00:33:10.320 a lot of people, that we appreciate your sacrifice of everything you do, and continue to do, and

00:33:13.300 have done, your frustrations are 100% warnable, please don't leave, kind sir, I'll, I'll do

00:33:18.360 it, I'll do it, I don't know, man, we'll, we'll see, but it's getting, I don't know, I

00:33:24.180 grow, I grow weary of this, you know, these people are, are, you know, and it's, it's

00:33:30.140 not that, I'm, I'm not saying that about myself, I don't, it's not that I feel unappreciated,

00:33:33.480 and, um, and so, because, you know, I, I know who you, I know you guys, there's so many

00:33:43.380 of you guys, there's 10, literally tens of thousands of you guys, and it's, you know,

00:33:46.300 I, I'm not, I'm not talking about you, and I'm not really talking about me either, it's 0.88

00:33:50.240 just, there needs to be, these people need to be fucking called out, these destructive, 0.98

00:33:55.460 toxic fucking people, this is a very toxic place to be, um, it's not welcoming to 1.00

00:34:00.060 new people, it's not, um, forgiving at all, it is, um, very high school-y, childish-y 1.00

00:34:07.940 kind of bitch mode zone, and, uh, real men don't want to get involved in this. 0.86

00:34:13.640 Case in point is James Topp. 0.88

00:34:15.800 Um, maybe you haven't noticed, he doesn't exist anymore.

00:34:19.360 Um, he just, just done.

00:34:22.380 D-d-d-d-d-done.

00:34:25.540 Go and see if you can find, if you haven't noticed, yeah, he just, it's all done.

00:34:28.880 It's all done.

00:34:30.540 Because this is the country we live in.

00:34:32.680 Um, well, first of all, a man walks across the country with a rucksack on.

00:34:39.300 Insanity!

00:34:41.160 Insanity!

00:34:42.140 An act of, like, it's, I can't impress upon you how impressive that is.

00:34:49.400 How shocking it is.

00:34:53.180 That level of willpower, and, I mean, there should be, in all honesty, a statue of that.

00:34:58.960 That, on the drive alone, to do something like that.

00:35:02.460 And how did the state, and the media, the people he thought he was fighting for, uh, how did they respond? 0.88

00:35:09.860 Well, they called him a terrorist and a white supremacist.

00:35:12.440 He's suing them for that.

00:35:14.740 Uh, they ignored everything that he did. 0.99

00:35:16.960 And, when they did mention him at all, they said, oh, well, he's being court-martialed and stuff, and he's, like, a bad dude and whatever, and probably a fucking terrorist and shit, so I fucked that guy. 0.99

00:35:26.160 Uh, and then there's all the Antifa horse shit, right? 1.00

00:35:32.220 And then there's all these bitch-ass guys fighting with each other. 1.00

00:35:36.180 Feds, and you fucking, yeah, bro, you can't, why is anybody listening to me? 1.00

00:35:40.240 Oh, subscribe to my channel! 1.00

00:35:41.800 You know what I mean? 0.98

00:35:43.240 This man did, like, 28 fucking, I'm telling you, I lived there amongst these men, these wolves, and they're like, they're not about this. 1.00

00:35:52.080 I hate this shit. 1.00

00:35:53.100 They're not coming in here to this and be like, oh, yeah, let me get down into the internet war with nerds and losers that are on fucking meth. 1.00

00:36:03.000 Yeah, let me do that with my fucking life. 1.00

00:36:05.840 No, absolutely not. 1.00

00:36:08.520 So they go, bye, this is gay, bye. 0.99

00:36:12.520 Good luck, good luck. 0.98

00:36:14.960 So, good job, Canada, you lost him.

00:36:23.100 It's so toxic, man.

00:36:26.120 It drives everybody crazy, and most people don't want to deal with it.

00:36:31.520 So, you know, how do you fix that problem?

00:36:37.240 I mean, there's a global mail from the other day.

00:36:39.800 She walked across Canada from east to north to west, 20,000 kilometers.

00:36:45.320 She discovered herself while she, who cares?

00:36:47.480 That story you'll print, right?

00:36:54.280 Like, there was people cutting that guy down.

00:36:56.840 And people, oh, it's fed operation, bro.

00:36:59.160 Never trust anybody from the, because, I lost my audio there.

00:37:03.420 Because, again, it's unthinkable that a man could do such a thing.

00:37:07.480 It must be, oh, it's a, there was that aspect, too.

00:37:09.860 There was the conspiracy bros.

00:37:11.400 Do you imagine what this does?

00:37:12.800 I can't imagine, because I live it every day.

00:37:15.980 But I sympathize with him very much, especially having just come off the couch, essentially,

00:37:21.980 into this world.

00:37:23.560 Like, I'm just going to do this amazing, wonderful thing.

00:37:27.100 I'm going to do this really painful, horrifying display of willpower, you know,

00:37:34.160 and then lay my destroyed, broken body, essentially, at the feet of the Canadian people 0.98

00:37:38.100 as a gesture of, of, like, something must be done, please, Liz, you know.

00:37:43.680 And they were, like, fed.

00:37:45.840 It's a conspiracy, look, I couldn't have driven this far and walked out,

00:37:49.340 and who was saying that? 0.98

00:37:51.380 Some fat guy in a trailer park! 0.61

00:37:57.720 So, you know, it's demoralizing to people, and you've got to, and it wastes time and energy 1.00

00:38:03.080 and things we should be doing otherwise, but instead, we've got to deal with your fucking ego, apparently! 0.98

00:38:08.100 You know, and, and there was always that, just let, just leave it, you know. 0.99

00:38:16.960 Be the bigger man, walk away, just ignore them, just ignore them.

00:38:21.920 It's a theory, that, that is a theory.

00:38:24.840 Um, extermination's also a theory, so you could plunder that for a while. 0.99

00:38:30.840 No, there's some real, some real toxic pieces of shit, and, uh, I'm sure I don't even know 0.99

00:38:39.600 most of them yet, but I've seen quite a few. 0.99

00:38:42.900 I've seen quite a few, man. 0.98

00:38:45.600 And I don't like to get engaged in the, the drama and the petty fighting and all that shit, whatever. 0.95

00:38:50.080 There is a shitload of it, though, but ignoring it doesn't make it go away either. 0.90

00:38:56.360 And it's just popping up, and more and more and more and more and more of them.

00:38:59.760 And the reason that they get away with this, these, these, these, these 0.99

00:39:02.520 bitch, big mouth, do nothing but cause headaches and problems, and everyone's just like, 1.00

00:39:09.440 would you shut the fuck up? 1.00

00:39:10.920 But they don't say it out loud. 1.00

00:39:12.520 They need to be bullied back into the holes they crawled out of, and they need to fucking 0.99

00:39:17.380 stay there for everyone else's benefit. 0.99

00:39:21.200 Right?

00:39:21.860 They need to go into the maid chamber in some cases. 0.97

00:39:25.540 Really.

00:39:26.780 Um, because, like,

00:39:30.680 it's, it's so 0.97

00:39:34.300 fucking self-sabotaging to not address these, these people. 0.98

00:39:38.840 There's people out there straight up stealing. 1.00

00:39:42.060 Just straight stealing.

00:39:44.540 And we know who they are.

00:39:48.820 Tha, lots of money.

00:39:53.080 Grifting for things that don't exist.

00:39:59.020 Lying about their credentials. 1.00

00:40:01.120 There's so many fucking people. 1.00

00:40:03.340 The, the fake legal industry has gotta be huge. 0.99

00:40:07.080 Are they trading on the stock market yet?

00:40:10.020 Hey! 0.99

00:40:11.320 Are they, are they on the fucking exchange yet? 0.99

00:40:13.480 Are they that big yet? 0.96

00:40:14.540 Can I buy, I'm gonna buy some shares in, in the 0.99

00:40:17.140 alternate legal fucking industry. 1.00

00:40:19.820 Cause it's huge. 1.00

00:40:23.740 Everybody on Facebook's a fucking lawyer now. 0.99

00:40:25.840 And not even, like, people just offering their advice. 0.99

00:40:33.180 People being like,

00:40:34.460 This is how it is!

00:40:36.180 And I studied this for,

00:40:37.580 The, the, the, the,

00:40:38.320 And technically, the Magna Carta,

00:40:40.880 The guy was a paralegal for six minutes.

00:40:42.980 It, like,

00:40:44.540 Oh, it's all a scam, man.

00:40:47.640 It's all just a big scam, man.

00:40:49.860 You just gotta, like, say you don't consent to, like,

00:40:52.100 The system, man.

00:40:54.680 No, that's not how it works.

00:40:55.780 They have guns,

00:40:56.360 And they'll come to your house, 0.79

00:40:57.080 And they'll beat you and put you in a cage. 0.87

00:40:58.680 Um, nope.

00:41:00.460 Unfortunately, that's not how real life works.

00:41:02.400 Some people don't care what's written on paper.

00:41:04.580 They only care about power,

00:41:06.560 Which they have.

00:41:08.180 And you don't!

00:41:10.140 That's the end of that conversation.

00:41:13.920 Uh, Knight Rider 3 says,

00:41:15.140 The promise of a parallel society has given a lot of folks

00:41:17.260 Delusions of grandeur.

00:41:18.820 Yes, it has, man.

00:41:23.700 Like, look, you see how I'm dressed, obviously.

00:41:27.780 There's been some upgrades over the years.

00:41:31.060 Do you know why I do that?

00:41:32.080 I'm trying to make this as good of an experience as I can.

00:41:35.920 I'm, I'm, I like to try at things that I do.

00:41:39.000 I like to try to put in a little bit of an effort.

00:41:42.900 That's, that's pretty much it. 0.99

00:41:44.160 I am the exact same fucking person I was five years ago. 1.00

00:41:48.040 Pretty much. 0.99

00:41:49.380 Probably not, uh, well, not exactly the same.

00:41:52.220 But, uh,

00:41:52.800 Generally in, in, you know,

00:41:55.220 My beliefs and so on.

00:41:57.960 Um, I've never really cared 0.99

00:42:00.540 About the fucking attention. 0.99

00:42:03.480 If I wanted attention, 1.00

00:42:05.440 You stupid motherfuckers! 1.00

00:42:07.180 I would get all dressed up. 1.00

00:42:08.860 I'd get a nice green screen,

00:42:10.520 And I would sit here,

00:42:11.840 And do you have any idea 0.99

00:42:13.180 How much fucking damage I could do 0.99

00:42:15.660 If I came out and went, 0.99

00:42:16.920 I'm gonna be, I'm gonna do this,

00:42:18.780 But for the left wing.

00:42:20.100 For the government. 1.00

00:42:20.780 I would have a fucking, 1.00

00:42:22.820 I would have my own fucking show on CBC. 1.00

00:42:26.020 I just do all, 0.99

00:42:27.240 I just take all the,

00:42:28.200 The propaganda they have, 0.99

00:42:29.300 And just fucking make it better. 0.98

00:42:32.280 And just so all kinds of doubted it, 0.97

00:42:34.060 Just start,

00:42:34.740 Anybody on your side that starts popping up,

00:42:37.340 And being like, 1.00

00:42:38.020 Hey, the fucking system! 1.00

00:42:39.240 And I'd be like, 1.00

00:42:39.640 Look at this fucking loser! 1.00

00:42:40.980 And I'd just shred them. 1.00

00:42:41.980 I'd be rolling in money, 0.83

00:42:45.860 First of all.

00:42:46.700 Second of all, 1.00

00:42:47.600 I'd be a fucking household name, 1.00

00:42:49.060 Probably. 1.00

00:42:52.120 Like, oh, that fucking show, 1.00

00:42:53.400 That guy again, right? 1.00

00:42:55.340 Be on at 9.30,

00:42:56.800 Maybe.

00:42:58.100 Maybe on the radio.

00:42:58.940 I don't know.

00:42:59.400 Somewhat, maybe just on the internet.

00:43:00.600 Maybe, I'm even getting a little on myself.

00:43:04.720 You know?

00:43:06.040 Have all the fake doctors come on?

00:43:08.940 Hey! 0.99

00:43:11.020 That's right.

00:43:11.980 I agree.

00:43:12.860 Thank you very,

00:43:13.480 The experts have spoken.

00:43:14.920 We were fine.

00:43:15.220 Yes, exactly.

00:43:16.080 Bizarro rage.

00:43:18.000 I have done everything the hard way.

00:43:22.120 Oh, do you,

00:43:22.880 Do you want,

00:43:23.500 Do you want attention?

00:43:25.080 You want people to like you?

00:43:26.600 You're doing the exact opposite

00:43:28.000 Of what you need to do

00:43:29.320 To make people like you.

00:43:30.280 You know what people like,

00:43:31.200 Having told,

00:43:32.000 Oh, they love to hear the truth about things,

00:43:33.820 Don't they?

00:43:34.540 Oh, don't they love it?

00:43:35.300 They love that?

00:43:36.160 They really do.

00:43:37.460 The police really like me, too.

00:43:41.140 Oh, it's also the key

00:43:42.920 To having lots of money and success as well,

00:43:45.680 Is when you just take shots at everybody,

00:43:48.100 As I've done.

00:43:49.580 Who's my friend?

00:43:51.220 Anywhere.

00:43:52.300 Outside of our own community.

00:43:55.880 Who?

00:43:57.440 Do you think,

00:43:57.980 Do you think True North

00:43:58.740 Is going to give me a call anytime soon?

00:44:00.740 Do you think,

00:44:01.060 Do you think me and Key and Bexty hang out?

00:44:03.580 Do you think,

00:44:03.920 Do you think,

00:44:04.900 Do you think me and Ezra Levant

00:44:06.260 Are going to go for coffee?

00:44:09.240 No one. 0.98

00:44:10.180 No one wants to fucking be anywhere near, 0.99

00:44:12.140 I am radio fucking active. 0.99

00:44:18.720 Nobody wants to be standing next to this guy. 0.95

00:44:21.060 You don't want to be standing next to him when that happens.

00:44:36.780 So you're like, 1.00

00:44:37.380 Gee, oh, fuck. 1.00

00:44:38.520 You know? 1.00

00:44:39.120 They're just like,

00:44:39.760 Nope, I don't,

00:44:40.420 It's,

00:44:40.840 Yes.

00:44:42.160 Okay.

00:44:44.020 And on top of that,

00:44:45.280 You get all kinds of,

00:44:46.320 Again,

00:44:46.680 The bills and the cops following you,

00:44:48.680 And the,

00:44:49.120 Oh, and the conditions are great, too.

00:44:50.640 And based on house arrest,

00:44:51.640 You know that?

00:44:51.920 I can't even leave the province.

00:44:55.200 It's just to get you.

00:44:56.660 It's just to get you,

00:44:57.900 And be like,

00:44:58.840 Ha ha,

00:44:59.300 I'm so cool,

00:45:00.340 And this is so awesome.

00:45:02.340 I'm having a great time, 1.00

00:45:03.640 And you guys are all just fucking losers. 1.00

00:45:06.460 And I'm just grifting. 1.00

00:45:08.100 Yeah! 0.99

00:45:09.020 It's such a fucked up, 1.00

00:45:10.420 Distorted view. 1.00

00:45:11.120 You should see where I am.

00:45:12.640 I don't know,

00:45:13.020 Maybe this looks okay.

00:45:14.200 I hope it does.

00:45:15.120 I hope it looks okay from where you are.

00:45:18.400 But,

00:45:19.640 I am in an 1860s coal furnace basement.

00:45:24.360 Surrounded by wood to be burned in a stove

00:45:27.440 That is on another level.

00:45:29.520 Of this old home.

00:45:33.460 Lee asks,

00:45:34.280 How's the smell?

00:45:34.940 It's not great.

00:45:37.100 The table,

00:45:38.180 This is a folding table.

00:45:40.760 I think it was $50.

00:45:44.700 That's,

00:45:45.320 I mean,

00:45:45.840 That's about it.

00:45:46.900 So,

00:45:47.260 You know,

00:45:48.060 There's this.

00:45:51.620 What I've been doing,

00:45:53.560 And I don't normally do this,

00:45:55.180 So I'm going to take a moment. 0.97

00:45:56.420 The audience will fucking indulge me. 0.99

00:45:58.360 I'm sure of it. 0.99

00:45:59.740 For one of,

00:46:00.380 Maybe,

00:46:00.700 Maybe the only time ever.

00:46:02.720 That I'm going to actually toot my own horn. 0.99

00:46:04.940 Because I fucking, 0.98

00:46:06.340 I feel like I've earned it at this point. 0.99

00:46:08.560 It's this.

00:46:11.320 This.

00:46:13.220 All of this.

00:46:16.640 Against all of that.

00:46:19.220 I started with nothing.

00:46:26.940 Zero nothing.

00:46:28.840 I didn't even have money 1.00

00:46:30.380 To buy a fucking webcam. 0.99

00:46:32.640 I'm a guy who quit the army. 1.00

00:46:43.020 That's all I've done my entire life.

00:46:46.600 That's all I ever wanted to do.

00:46:48.200 That's all I knew how to do.

00:46:49.120 I had a pension.

00:46:53.600 So I'm covered that way.

00:46:56.540 So I don't really,

00:46:57.480 I don't need,

00:46:58.220 Like I gotta get into the workforce

00:46:59.700 Like this month or anything.

00:47:00.920 I gotta,

00:47:01.180 Right?

00:47:01.600 So,

00:47:02.040 So just relax.

00:47:05.140 And then, 0.99

00:47:05.900 Well now what the fuck do you do? 0.99

00:47:08.600 I don't know. 0.99

00:47:09.420 You know what I like doing? 0.99

00:47:11.020 Shooting my mouth off. 0.98

00:47:12.940 Always like doing that. 0.99

00:47:14.260 I'll do that on the internet

00:47:15.300 Literally for the lulz.

00:47:16.860 And here we are.

00:47:19.360 It's basically destroyed my life.

00:47:23.820 You know,

00:47:24.860 I'm,

00:47:25.180 Again,

00:47:25.760 I did just spend a fair amount of time in jail.

00:47:30.920 May not be the last time.

00:47:33.980 Wasn't even the first time.

00:47:35.980 So let's be real.

00:47:39.740 What else is going on?

00:47:42.340 Oh,

00:47:42.600 My brakes got cut that one time.

00:47:44.260 Morgan doesn't think they were,

00:47:45.160 But I think they were.

00:47:45.840 You know? 1.00

00:47:47.240 All the shit 1.00

00:47:48.380 That we have to deal with 1.00

00:47:49.700 And put up with. 0.98

00:47:53.820 It's no fucking wonder 0.98

00:47:55.200 That actual adults 0.98

00:47:56.420 With,

00:47:56.740 With some,

00:47:57.460 With dignity and self-respect

00:47:58.980 Like James Topper

00:47:59.800 Just like,

00:48:00.320 Nope.

00:48:01.260 You know?

00:48:01.700 I tried.

00:48:02.620 I gave it a push. 0.99

00:48:04.300 It's fucking gross in there. 1.00

00:48:06.340 You guys are gross. 1.00

00:48:08.060 Look at all these fucking people. 1.00

00:48:12.260 Fake lawyers. 1.00

00:48:13.700 That one's,

00:48:14.260 That one's good.

00:48:17.200 But there's like,

00:48:19.740 The,

00:48:20.060 The,

00:48:20.460 I would never do that.

00:48:22.100 I never engaged in it.

00:48:23.200 This is going to be one of these streams 0.99

00:48:24.060 I just ramble about all kinds of weird shit. 0.76

00:48:25.760 So if you're not enjoying this, 0.98

00:48:26.820 Just leave. 1.00

00:48:27.280 Just get the fuck out! 1.00

00:48:28.780 Because you'll be next. 1.00

00:48:29.520 I'm going to start cutting into the chat later.

00:48:31.300 I'm just going to pick random usernames 0.98

00:48:32.720 And fucking rip them a new one too. 0.98

00:48:36.540 What was I just talking about? 0.99

00:48:37.560 I don't even remember now.

00:48:38.160 I literally lost my train of thought.

00:48:42.460 Again.

00:48:43.620 Again.

00:48:44.920 Canadian grifter fed taco.

00:48:46.620 Yeah,

00:48:46.880 You would.

00:48:47.520 You would be one.

00:48:48.780 I will take your money,

00:48:49.900 Colbert's mom, 1.00

00:48:50.560 You slut. 1.00

00:48:52.820 Harris, 1.00

00:48:53.320 You do deserve it. 1.00

00:48:54.360 You fucking piece of shit. 1.00

00:48:57.780 Who else? 1.00

00:49:00.000 Who else wants some? 1.00

00:49:01.200 I'll fucking, 1.00

00:49:03.880 I'll make fun, 1.00

00:49:04.660 Stop the fake news?

00:49:06.260 I was at a,

00:49:06.780 Bully me? 0.93

00:49:07.920 I'll bully you. 0.92

00:49:08.680 I'll bully you right into being real news. 1.00

00:49:10.940 You fucking, 1.00

00:49:12.500 I'll make you watch every minute of CNN 1.00

00:49:16.440 For the rest of your life.

00:49:20.600 Windsor,

00:49:21.200 519.

00:49:22.360 First of all, 1.00

00:49:23.400 Windsor is a shit city. 1.00

00:49:25.300 I'm assuming that's where you live. 1.00

00:49:27.140 519.

00:49:27.740 What is that?

00:49:28.020 Your last three?

00:49:29.060 Were you in the army?

00:49:29.880 Your last three?

00:49:30.580 Oh my god.

00:49:31.320 Literally,

00:49:31.780 We all did that. 1.00

00:49:32.780 We're all fucking stupid. 1.00

00:49:33.960 So now I know you're an army guy from Windsor. 1.00

00:49:35.920 I'm this close to,

00:49:36.920 I'll find out who,

00:49:37.680 I'll probably figure out the rest.

00:49:39.080 Where do you live?

00:49:39.740 I think I know where you live.

00:49:41.400 That's how easy that was.

00:49:43.580 Who else?

00:49:45.000 That's what I'm going to do now.

00:49:45.780 Just roast.

00:49:46.900 I just roast my own chat. 1.00

00:49:48.860 Fuck you. 1.00

00:49:49.600 Fuck all of you. 1.00

00:49:50.300 You deserve it. 1.00

00:49:51.240 This is on entropy,

00:49:51.920 By the way.

00:49:52.280 Maybe I'll go to,

00:49:52.820 I'm going to go to another one in a second.

00:49:54.160 Nobody's going to be safe there.

00:49:57.520 Little fringe is scared. 1.00

00:49:58.860 You fucking, 1.00

00:49:59.560 I'll fuck you up, 1.00

00:50:01.520 Lil Fringe. 1.00

00:50:02.980 You have no idea.

00:50:05.900 Underwater knife fighter says,

00:50:06.980 Delusions of grandeur,

00:50:07.860 More like delusions of adequacy.

00:50:09.360 Yeah.

00:50:09.620 I think we all,

00:50:12.300 we all that.

00:50:13.040 And I missed this one much,

00:50:14.000 much earlier before I go back to,

00:50:16.840 Hard Money Henry. 1.00

00:50:20.320 That sounds like a fucking gay porn name. 1.00

00:50:22.760 Hard Money Henry over on, 1.00

00:50:24.700 over on Odyssey.

00:50:26.580 What's your money doing?

00:50:27.740 Oh,

00:50:28.120 Henry,

00:50:28.500 your money is so hard.

00:50:30.800 Bam,

00:50:31.260 bam,

00:50:31.720 bam,

00:50:32.080 bam. 1.00

00:50:32.460 Get the fuck out of here. 0.99

00:50:36.080 I'm trying to, 0.93

00:50:36.760 let me read my super chat.

00:50:38.300 Oh my God.

00:50:39.440 And it's a,

00:50:41.080 it was a picture from AJB 78.

00:50:44.220 I can't seem to find it anymore.

00:50:45.840 I'm doing it wrong.

00:50:46.840 Thank you,

00:50:47.280 man.

00:50:47.420 I appreciate it.

00:50:50.760 All right.

00:50:51.160 I'm done with you.

00:50:51.720 What about YouTube?

00:50:54.060 What the,

00:50:54.720 what's going on over there?

00:50:56.380 Miss Kitty.

00:50:56.920 Stop it. 1.00

00:50:58.260 You're fucking banned for life. 1.00

00:50:59.620 You're banned. 1.00

00:51:07.820 You're banned.

00:51:08.620 Miss Kitty.

00:51:09.200 Don't you ever tell me to tell me,

00:51:10.960 uh, 0.98

00:51:11.100 you better shut, 1.00

00:51:11.680 everybody just shut the fuck up now. 1.00

00:51:15.480 Mosh pit 70. 1.00

00:51:16.640 You want to be roasted? 0.79

00:51:17.680 How about this? 0.97

00:51:18.500 You're banned.

00:51:21.080 No,

00:51:21.520 I'm just putting them in timeouts.

00:51:22.460 I'm not insane.

00:51:25.460 Get this guy a CBC show now.

00:51:27.280 No,

00:51:27.740 I'm going to be bizarro,

00:51:29.180 evil,

00:51:29.920 upside down version. 1.00

00:51:32.260 You fucking idiots probably aren't even vaccinated. 1.00

00:51:34.680 Are you? 1.00

00:51:35.940 How many of you are unvaccinated?

00:51:37.400 Raise your hands. 1.00

00:51:40.300 Idiots. 1.00

00:51:41.300 You retards. 1.00

00:51:43.360 They all listen. 0.99

00:51:44.660 They all know who every single one of you are that aren't vaccinated.

00:51:48.140 You're what do you think you're hiding?

00:51:49.600 You just,

00:51:50.140 all you did was explode. 1.00

00:51:51.200 You're going to be dead immediately. 1.00

00:51:52.560 As soon as the death squads come online, 1.00

00:51:54.080 you guys are fucking done. 1.00

00:51:55.500 There's what is there like nine percent? 0.99

00:51:56.640 What are you like?

00:51:56.960 Nine percent of the population?

00:51:58.200 You think we can't erase you?

00:51:59.820 And any,

00:52:00.180 you think people will notice if we erase you? 1.00

00:52:02.160 Bitch, 1.00

00:52:02.640 do you have any seniors we've already erased? 1.00

00:52:05.700 No one's even noticed.

00:52:07.320 No one cares.

00:52:08.540 Nobody cares.

00:52:09.900 Nobody's ever cared.

00:52:16.220 Somebody,

00:52:16.900 Wise and Frosty says,

00:52:18.140 what's the solution for beta males?

00:52:19.360 I'd love to hear it from anyone.

00:52:20.260 Bully them. 1.00

00:52:21.540 Bully the shit. 1.00

00:52:22.360 This is what happened. 1.00

00:52:23.260 In the nineties,

00:52:24.060 when they stopped bullying kids,

00:52:25.560 they were like,

00:52:27.600 Hey,

00:52:28.060 no more.

00:52:28.880 Everybody be nice to everybody all the time.

00:52:32.240 And it's like,

00:52:32.980 yeah,

00:52:33.120 nobody likes bullying,

00:52:34.120 but normally it's like,

00:52:36.400 you know,

00:52:38.260 there were times.

00:52:39.060 I need,

00:52:43.020 do I need music?

00:52:47.840 You know,

00:52:49.020 where is it?

00:52:51.080 I just want,

00:52:54.040 yeah,

00:52:56.460 maybe this will work.

00:52:59.220 What?

00:52:59.800 It's creepy. 1.00

00:53:01.400 What the fuck is this? 1.00

00:53:02.680 No, 1.00

00:53:02.900 I want,

00:53:03.420 I don't want a song.

00:53:05.220 Oh my God.

00:53:08.500 Kids,

00:53:09.140 generic story time music.

00:53:11.180 I'm ruining the whole joke

00:53:12.180 and I'm going to forget what it is

00:53:13.200 by the time I even,

00:53:14.000 I don't want some creepy,

00:53:18.420 some creepy woman 1.00

00:53:19.540 doing weird,

00:53:20.780 sexy ASMR in my ear

00:53:22.380 while I'm trying to listen.

00:53:23.440 Go to sleep.

00:53:25.020 It's time to go to sleep,

00:53:26.500 little boy. 1.00

00:53:27.420 What the fuck? 1.00

00:53:28.120 Why are you talking like that? 1.00

00:53:35.980 This music is all a disaster.

00:53:37.740 I'm not doing it with the music.

00:53:39.000 Who wants it?

00:53:39.540 Who wanted the music? 1.00

00:53:40.520 Fuck you. 1.00

00:53:41.020 You're banned. 1.00

00:53:41.580 Ban whoever wanted the music.

00:53:44.700 Mods, 0.54

00:53:45.140 get rid of them all.

00:53:46.900 Who wanted the music? 0.98

00:53:48.240 Raise your hands. 1.00

00:53:49.780 Have all of them shot. 1.00

00:53:51.100 Shoot them all simultaneously. 1.00

00:53:53.460 Does anybody else want music? 1.00

00:53:56.320 Huh?

00:53:57.020 No,

00:53:57.240 I did want that,

00:53:57.860 Timmy's.

00:53:58.380 Biggs?

00:54:01.440 I'm drinking,

00:54:02.240 this isn't even,

00:54:02.820 this Red Bull doesn't even have sugar in it.

00:54:06.500 I'm that poor.

00:54:08.500 I can't afford sugar.

00:54:11.580 What the hell was I talking about?

00:54:14.220 I was going to do some,

00:54:15.060 oh yeah,

00:54:16.200 bullying.

00:54:17.120 All right?

00:54:17.980 Because listen,

00:54:19.080 sometimes,

00:54:19.760 yeah,

00:54:20.040 it's not,

00:54:20.340 I was bullied as a kid.

00:54:22.040 I was the time,

00:54:22.800 when I graduated high school,

00:54:24.080 I was 117 pounds,

00:54:26.040 I think,

00:54:26.400 118 pounds,

00:54:27.060 something like that.

00:54:27.640 So I joined the army.

00:54:29.180 I can't believe my parents let me do that.

00:54:32.180 You're going to join the army?

00:54:33.540 Yeah,

00:54:33.820 I'm on by.

00:54:34.280 I basically just floated away like a ghost.

00:54:37.880 I basically showed up like a ghost.

00:54:39.260 My uniform didn't even fit.

00:54:40.400 It was just like,

00:54:41.140 well,

00:54:42.060 I was like,

00:54:42.480 I'm here.

00:54:43.140 Like,

00:54:43.380 barely though.

00:54:44.720 You're not,

00:54:45.360 I mean,

00:54:46.400 when's the rest of you showing up?

00:54:49.500 When's the rest of your body going to show up?

00:54:52.960 17 year old,

00:54:54.100 12 year old.

00:54:55.860 That's how I started the army.

00:54:57.780 Okay?

00:54:58.220 So I've had,

00:54:58.840 I've been,

00:54:59.620 you know,

00:55:02.000 you did it.

00:55:03.000 It's cool.

00:55:04.560 You know,

00:55:05.180 you sometimes though,

00:55:10.080 as a boy,

00:55:10.780 there's other things too,

00:55:12.820 where we self bully,

00:55:14.320 we self police,

00:55:16.000 you know,

00:55:16.580 like when you're at the,

00:55:17.920 you're at the,

00:55:20.020 you know,

00:55:21.160 school or something,

00:55:22.400 something's going on,

00:55:23.400 you know,

00:55:24.240 and you're like,

00:55:25.780 why is,

00:55:28.940 why is,

00:55:30.680 why is Chris,

00:55:31.720 you know,

00:55:32.860 is he peeping into the girl's washroom?

00:55:36.840 What the, 1.00

00:55:37.440 what the fuck are you doing? 1.00

00:55:38.480 What are you now in the eighties, 1.00

00:55:41.000 Chris would have probably get the shit beat out of him by all the other guys. 0.97

00:55:43.520 Right? 0.98

00:55:44.020 It's like,

00:55:44.440 whoa.

00:55:45.120 Okay.

00:55:46.320 I mean,

00:55:47.300 what are you doing there,

00:55:50.640 fella? 0.99

00:55:51.320 That's kind of fucked up, 0.99

00:55:52.440 but now we're not allowed to do that. 0.99

00:55:56.520 We're not allowed to beat the shit out of Chris now. 0.98

00:55:58.600 So he just does what he wants. 0.99

00:55:59.760 And there's also all kinds of degenerate, 0.99

00:56:01.360 horrible behavior that never gets corrected because boys aren't encouraged to beat the shit out of other weird boys. 0.99

00:56:08.020 When you're being weird, 0.99

00:56:09.860 you get beat up and then you stop being weird.

00:56:13.040 And then they're like,

00:56:13.700 okay,

00:56:14.380 they,

00:56:15.580 they,

00:56:16.100 they make you conform by violence. 0.99

00:56:18.800 And now we have an entire generation of men walking around that have never been beat up and never been physically beaten to fucking to submission before. 0.99

00:56:27.460 They're all walking around thinking there's some kind of fucking, 0.99

00:56:30.640 if, 0.99

00:56:31.220 oh my God,

00:56:32.720 man,

00:56:33.080 I,

00:56:35.620 I,

00:56:35.820 again,

00:56:36.200 here's more.

00:56:36.940 There's more,

00:56:37.300 this is the bizarro stream now.

00:56:38.860 And you'll always know because I'm making fun of the freedom convoy at the freedom carnival.

00:56:42.820 It's all you.

00:56:45.800 You know what else drives me crazy?

00:56:47.500 And if you're guilty of this,

00:56:49.120 delete them.

00:56:49.720 I don't ever want to see them.

00:56:52.540 I don't want to think that about you.

00:56:54.400 I don't want to think that you're cool.

00:56:55.960 Go to your Facebook page and then see your last or current or ever profile picture,

00:57:04.080 which is supposed to be you or something that people would reasonably associate with you. 1.00

00:57:11.800 I don't want to see a fucking lion or a wolf or a dragon or fucking anything like that with some kind of bullshit, 0.99

00:57:24.340 quasi out of context quote that doesn't mean anything. 1.00

00:57:30.160 But basically the,

00:57:31.820 the, 1.00

00:57:32.100 the gist of it is you better not fuck with me, 1.00

00:57:34.500 bro. 1.00

00:57:34.720 Cause I'm a fucking, 1.00

00:57:35.580 I'm unpredictable and I'm a bad ass. 1.00

00:57:38.780 Look at, 0.98

00:57:39.400 look at,

00:57:39.760 I'm sharing memes of Tom Hardy in black and white,

00:57:42.940 ominously smoking.

00:57:44.460 And it says,

00:57:45.160 not all people fit into boxes.

00:57:48.000 And if you try to make me fit into your box, 1.00

00:57:50.340 then I'll fucking shove your box up your ass. 1.00

00:57:52.680 That's a real one. 1.00

00:57:53.300 I saw.

00:57:54.340 I'm like,

00:57:55.100 huh?

00:57:55.920 What grown man, 1.00

00:57:57.500 what grown fucking man sees that and goes, 1.00

00:58:00.100 that's got to go on my Facebook page. 0.99

00:58:02.360 People need to know that about me.

00:58:04.420 This speaks to me. 1.00

00:58:06.020 This is like the idiot slut girl version of like, 1.00

00:58:08.660 Oh, 1.00

00:58:08.840 this is so my fucking song. 1.00

00:58:11.020 This is amazing. 1.00

00:58:12.640 You're that you're the dumb, 1.00

00:58:14.620 dumb. 1.00

00:58:15.060 Holy shit. 1.00

00:58:15.980 Should we kill it? 1.00

00:58:17.060 Just for the greater good of the species version of that person. 1.00

00:58:20.180 That's you put that on my Facebook. 0.99

00:58:22.280 Cause I'm basically a fucking lion, 1.00

00:58:24.560 bro. 1.00

00:58:25.080 You know what I mean?

00:58:25.820 Like that's me.

00:58:27.140 I am a,

00:58:28.880 I'm a wolf,

00:58:30.040 bro.

00:58:30.820 I'm a dragon wolf,

00:58:32.400 lion man.

00:58:33.920 And I,

00:58:35.640 they have that.

00:58:37.680 There's going to be some ver.

00:58:39.040 There's like a sarcastic play on the pronouns too.

00:58:45.100 Cause it's like, 1.00

00:58:45.600 fuck your pronouns. 1.00

00:58:47.020 It says like, 1.00

00:58:47.520 Oh shit guys. 0.99

00:58:49.540 Hey, 1.00

00:58:49.920 Oh, 0.68

00:58:50.300 we got a bad ass over here. 0.98

00:58:52.520 Oh, 0.93

00:58:52.760 do you guys know there's a bad ass here? 0.75

00:58:54.460 He's got a wolf of avatar and there's a Tom Hardy picture with,

00:59:00.580 Oh,

00:59:00.940 there's smoke.

00:59:01.680 And it's like,

00:59:02.120 Ooh,

00:59:02.460 I'm scared of that picture.

00:59:03.680 So that must mean that guy's probably just like that. 1.00

00:59:07.340 Holy fuck. 1.00

00:59:08.720 Hell. 1.00

00:59:09.380 Come here.

00:59:09.800 Look at this.

00:59:10.420 His next profile photo is Ragnar Lothbrook.

00:59:14.260 The Viking.

00:59:15.220 No,

00:59:15.820 the famous Hollywood actor slash male supermodel. 1.00

00:59:19.020 How fucking gay are you, 1.00

00:59:21.420 bro? 1.00

00:59:22.240 How gay are you? 0.92

00:59:24.180 How gay are, 1.00

00:59:25.680 or Oh my God. 1.00

00:59:27.700 Oh man.

00:59:30.120 Nothing screams.

00:59:31.320 I'm a serious person.

00:59:32.480 Like I'm going to attach my self identity.

00:59:35.380 My,

00:59:35.760 my representation of myself as a man to just some other random man that I've chosen to,

00:59:42.240 to like champion my spirit for me.

00:59:44.640 I'm not really,

00:59:45.640 I'm not going to,

00:59:46.760 I'm not going to represent myself.

00:59:49.840 I choose.

00:59:51.060 I not only do I not choose a man,

00:59:53.360 I choose a lion.

00:59:56.140 I choose a lion.

00:59:57.420 That's what I'm going to do from now on. 1.00

00:59:58.920 Just to make fun of these stupid, 1.00

01:00:01.140 these fuck. 1.00

01:00:02.180 Oh, 1.00

01:00:02.420 and again,

01:00:03.180 if somebody has them in there and they're like ashamed,

01:00:05.060 like get,

01:00:05.400 just get rid of it.

01:00:06.080 I don't want to see it.

01:00:07.140 I don't want to go to your page and see that and go,

01:00:09.080 Oh fairy. 0.99

01:00:10.380 What the fuck is that? 1.00

01:00:11.780 You know what I mean? 1.00

01:00:12.600 I've very much doubt.

01:00:13.580 That's the case.

01:00:14.460 I very,

01:00:15.040 very much doubt that fairies the type, 1.00

01:00:16.680 but I don't want to see it.

01:00:22.180 We need to,

01:00:23.140 I'm going to,

01:00:24.120 I want to put up like, 0.99

01:00:25.120 what's the most harmless shit? 1.00

01:00:28.040 Binx is going to be a mushroom. 1.00

01:00:29.620 Yeah.

01:00:30.220 Put up like completely harmless, 1.00

01:00:32.220 stupid animal, 1.00

01:00:33.440 like a, 1.00

01:00:34.020 like a llama. 1.00

01:00:35.400 That's like shitting. 1.00

01:00:36.680 And it's like, 0.99

01:00:37.380 sometimes,

01:00:38.580 or like,

01:00:39.080 you don't want to be on my bedside.

01:00:41.300 Cause you know,

01:00:42.460 nobody.

01:00:42.860 One of them is a dead raccoon in the road.

01:00:51.380 And it just,

01:00:52.340 no,

01:00:54.140 that,

01:00:54.420 that,

01:00:54.840 that was,

01:00:55.320 it was too good.

01:00:56.420 It's a picture of a balloon that says, 1.00

01:00:58.480 fuck around, 1.00

01:00:59.200 find out of a fully blown up balloon. 1.00

01:01:01.820 Just sitting nicely on a table. 1.00

01:01:03.880 Fuck around, 1.00

01:01:04.740 find out. 1.00

01:01:05.480 I'm a balloon, 1.00

01:01:06.220 bitch. 1.00

01:01:06.980 I'm a fucking balloon, 1.00

01:01:08.540 bitch. 1.00

01:01:08.920 I'm a yellow balloon. 1.00

01:01:10.740 Fucking yellow llama. 1.00

01:01:12.420 Taking a shit in the street balloon. 1.00

01:01:15.320 I'm deep. 1.00

01:01:16.460 I'm fucking deep. 0.98

01:01:18.020 I'm so deep. 0.93

01:01:19.780 I have weird quotes with famous other men,

01:01:22.700 supermodel actors on them.

01:01:25.180 Also,

01:01:25.840 did you know that I'm a freedom warrior,

01:01:28.280 bro? 1.00

01:01:28.680 Oh my fucking God. 1.00

01:01:30.460 Oh my God. 1.00

01:01:31.440 The left.

01:01:32.040 That's another reason why I hate the left guys.

01:01:34.200 I'm there's so much untapped comedy.

01:01:37.640 The fact that they can't meme is a shame.

01:01:41.360 Just,

01:01:41.920 just,

01:01:42.340 just in this.

01:01:43.280 I'm guys,

01:01:43.800 I'm starting to think I might have to do this.

01:01:45.480 I might have to turn into bizarro rage just for the comedy.

01:01:48.020 just because there's a goldmine that's not being used by anyone. 1.00

01:01:58.240 I'm a fucking lion, 1.00

01:01:59.700 bro. 1.00

01:02:01.200 I'm a wolf now.

01:02:02.860 I'm a wolf now.

01:02:04.220 I was a lion last year.

01:02:05.940 Now I'm a wolf.

01:02:07.640 See my wolf tattoo?

01:02:08.840 Oh God.

01:02:11.860 How do you see that?

01:02:14.680 I mean,

01:02:16.100 I mean,

01:02:16.340 just put yourself in the other,

01:02:17.600 and the other person's shoes.

01:02:19.020 Like literally be like,

01:02:19.960 okay,

01:02:20.120 this is what you believe.

01:02:21.060 This is what you think.

01:02:22.400 I'm reasonably sure.

01:02:23.520 Maybe the government's not trustworthy,

01:02:24.840 but generally they're,

01:02:25.760 you know,

01:02:25.980 of course they're telling the truth.

01:02:27.400 Generally.

01:02:27.900 I mean about this,

01:02:28.620 of course,

01:02:29.280 my family and I are all vaccinated.

01:02:32.160 You know,

01:02:32.760 we don't really frequently catch the news,

01:02:35.500 but we watch it from time to time. 1.00

01:02:36.780 We're busy because they're busy with their fucking jobs and shit. 1.00

01:02:39.320 That's the fucking hilarious part of this. 1.00

01:02:41.640 The most brainwashed people are the ones that are too busy working hard to notice what's happening. 1.00

01:02:49.200 And they're being shit on and looked down upon by lazy fucks that can't be bothered to do anything for anyone except read bullshit on the internet and fight with each other. 1.00

01:03:01.100 Oh my God. 1.00

01:03:09.440 What in the?

01:03:10.600 Oh no.

01:03:11.540 Anyway.

01:03:12.720 Yeah,

01:03:12.980 they're,

01:03:13.140 they're busy.

01:03:13.620 They're busy doing their thing and they don't really notice.

01:03:18.200 And then they see this like,

01:03:21.080 hi dad.

01:03:21.660 This is my new friend.

01:03:25.520 Fell up.

01:03:26.840 I'm like,

01:03:27.440 Oh,

01:03:27.700 fell up.

01:03:28.060 Huh?

01:03:28.560 Okay.

01:03:29.820 Being a good father.

01:03:31.200 You know,

01:03:31.540 you're like,

01:03:32.040 let's take a look at this person.

01:03:34.100 They're going to,

01:03:34.520 they're going to look for them on social media.

01:03:35.960 They're going to,

01:03:36.340 you know,

01:03:36.960 and what do you see?

01:03:39.940 Well,

01:03:40.320 you've got your friends there.

01:03:41.980 You've got some coworkers or some guys from work.

01:03:44.760 Hey,

01:03:45.120 how you doing?

01:03:46.060 Oh,

01:03:46.360 geez.

01:03:46.880 Ricky got promoted.

01:03:47.740 That's good. 1.00

01:03:48.660 I'm a fucking lion, 1.00

01:03:50.280 bro. 1.00

01:03:51.040 If you don't like that, 1.00

01:03:52.340 I will fuck. 1.00

01:03:53.160 There are two wolves inside of me and only the one that gets fed as much. 1.00

01:03:58.920 As the lion is when I,

01:04:00.600 I turn into a dragon and this is Tom Hardy smoking ominously.

01:04:09.940 Katie,

01:04:10.800 send your friend home.

01:04:13.780 I said, 1.00

01:04:14.540 send your friend home because I'm going to fucking kill him. 1.00

01:04:18.460 Cause he sucks. 1.00

01:04:21.020 Yeah. 1.00

01:04:21.460 You have 30 seconds.

01:04:24.200 That's,

01:04:24.700 I got to get up and crack my,

01:04:25.820 I'm getting old.

01:04:27.040 I got to go over to the desk.

01:04:28.400 I got to get my, 1.00

01:04:29.020 I will fucking shoot him dead in this house. 1.00

01:04:30.740 If he stays in here for another 30 seconds, 1.00

01:04:32.080 I'm getting up.

01:04:36.260 You know,

01:04:36.920 I should have,

01:04:37.440 I, 0.83

01:04:37.660 you know that I believe I should have died in Afghanistan, 1.00

01:04:39.860 Katie.

01:04:40.980 I'm on borrowed time, 1.00

01:04:42.180 bitch. 1.00

01:04:42.380 I'll go down right now. 1.00

01:04:43.600 And give me a reason.

01:04:46.080 I just want an excuse.

01:04:49.260 It's,

01:04:49.640 it's going to be your,

01:04:50.440 it's going to be Phillip sort of,

01:04:54.100 I don't want to see him back here.

01:04:56.300 Christ.

01:04:57.860 There was a small fringe minority.

01:05:00.420 Yeah,

01:05:00.660 there is.

01:05:01.160 I've seen that.

01:05:02.780 There is a fringe minority.

01:05:04.900 He's right.

01:05:05.700 I'm voting for that guy again. 1.00

01:05:08.840 Fucking. 1.00

01:05:09.320 And then they become obsessed with their Facebook page, 1.00

01:05:11.360 right?

01:05:11.560 They're like,

01:05:11.840 Oh my God.

01:05:12.480 Showing it to their friends.

01:05:13.500 And it's just,

01:05:14.440 Oh,

01:05:14.760 Bull Gates.

01:05:15.320 And George Soros.

01:05:16.380 And we're going to save the children.

01:05:18.140 I'm a dragon.

01:05:20.120 It's like not normal to,

01:05:22.580 like,

01:05:23.080 I'm just,

01:05:23.720 you know,

01:05:26.580 the old world,

01:05:27.720 the before times,

01:05:28.800 before any of you or us,

01:05:30.540 or any of us believed anything or knew anything was wrong at all.

01:05:33.480 And like my biggest stress in the week was like,

01:05:36.860 I really hope the Maple Leafs do not lose on Saturday.

01:05:39.380 That used to be a real worry in my life.

01:05:41.660 Do you understand?

01:05:43.500 I remember,

01:05:44.640 remember, 0.99

01:05:46.680 I remember caring about shit that did literally did not matter at all. 0.98

01:05:51.820 Not zero made. 0.99

01:05:53.040 No,

01:05:53.680 Nope. 0.99

01:05:54.140 I don't give a fuck about that anymore. 0.97

01:05:55.980 But at the time it was like reasonably like I was like getting nervous before the game starts. 0.94

01:06:00.840 I'm like,

01:06:01.100 you know,

01:06:02.700 hanging on the end of my seat at the end of a way I'm kind of angry.

01:06:05.980 That's been stolen from me.

01:06:06.880 You know,

01:06:08.340 you're taking those people and introducing them to Wolf guy.

01:06:12.080 Who's literally a dragon bro.

01:06:16.180 And there's like barbed wire.

01:06:21.180 How are they not supposed to be like,

01:06:23.380 yeah,

01:06:23.760 that's yeah.

01:06:24.540 These people are out of their minds.

01:06:29.760 Scar Diddley says, 1.00

01:06:30.480 Christopher Walk's thing in that movie where the lion's time to do shit run like the wind. 0.99

01:06:34.880 It's great. 0.99

01:06:35.720 But I've seen that a lot lately.

01:06:37.100 That is a great clip.

01:06:38.760 I'm not going to lie.

01:06:39.520 I'm coming after you.

01:06:42.760 Runs fast.

01:06:44.140 Scar Diddley says,

01:06:44.900 I was waiting for a spaghetti strap muscle shirt episode with the horse's song playing.

01:06:49.340 Keep up the good work.

01:06:50.520 It wasn't as it was a thin strap muscle shirt.

01:06:52.920 I guess people are like,

01:06:53.540 look,

01:06:53.880 he's wearing a Borat Speedo. 1.00

01:06:55.180 It was a fucking, 0.99

01:06:56.220 I wore it like one time and everybody ripped me apart. 1.00

01:06:59.480 Scar Diddley.

01:07:00.500 You know,

01:07:00.880 I'm going back to grip. 0.99

01:07:01.860 That sounds like a pedophile's name. 0.98

01:07:03.480 And to be honest, 0.99

01:07:03.920 every time I read it,

01:07:04.640 I'm like Scar Diddley.

01:07:05.520 What's he diddling?

01:07:06.280 Diddley,

01:07:06.640 diddley like Ned Flanders,

01:07:08.360 Catholic Church,

01:07:09.300 Ned Flanders,

01:07:10.160 Catholic Church,

01:07:10.880 diddley, 0.99

01:07:11.280 diddling,

01:07:11.780 Scar Diddley.

01:07:12.080 I'm starting to think this guy's diddling people.

01:07:14.140 I don't know.

01:07:14.840 The word,

01:07:15.640 I don't know.

01:07:16.720 I don't like it.

01:07:18.040 Banned for life.

01:07:20.680 Don't test me.

01:07:21.660 Don't start me today.

01:07:24.880 What was I doing?

01:07:27.100 Back on entropy now.

01:07:28.380 This is,

01:07:28.780 this is completely off the rail.

01:07:30.160 Who cares? 0.99

01:07:30.960 Who gives a shit? 0.99

01:07:31.820 Nobody cares. 0.99

01:07:32.580 Nobody's ever cared.

01:07:33.600 I'm just,

01:07:33.920 I'm just using,

01:07:34.720 I'm literally just using this to just vent my frustrations today.

01:07:37.720 Because I need to do this for my own health,

01:07:39.480 pretty much. 0.98

01:07:40.100 I really don't give a shit if there's anybody even here or not. 0.98

01:07:42.780 I'm just going to do it anyway. 0.97

01:07:44.060 There'll be at least five people.

01:07:45.540 And I know they'll listen.

01:07:46.820 Because they have to.

01:07:47.980 Because they're being paid to.

01:07:49.340 Because they're government staff.

01:07:50.820 And they have to listen to me.

01:07:52.340 So,

01:07:52.980 there's always,

01:07:53.560 there's always a reason.

01:07:59.320 Mick Glasgow,

01:08:00.140 how you doing brother?

01:08:00.760 He says,

01:08:01.200 Matt Krause bleeds fried chicken. 1.00

01:08:03.920 Fucking warrior. 1.00

01:08:05.100 He's probably literally a lion, 1.00

01:08:07.160 dragon,

01:08:07.880 wolf man.

01:08:09.240 You can tell.

01:08:10.440 Like,

01:08:10.900 that's just how men are,

01:08:11.960 guys.

01:08:12.420 That's how every great man I've ever met,

01:08:14.420 a JTF2,

01:08:15.560 I've met some Navy SEALs,

01:08:17.580 an SAS guy I got to meet.

01:08:19.600 Like, 0.99

01:08:19.760 a lot of really cool fucking, 0.99

01:08:21.420 you know, 0.99

01:08:22.480 MARSOC marines,

01:08:24.160 Green Berets,

01:08:25.840 bunch of guys in Seasore.

01:08:28.200 You know,

01:08:28.980 the number one thing that's common amongst all of them,

01:08:31.840 is that they always go out of their way

01:08:34.520 to let you know

01:08:36.060 that they're a badass.

01:08:38.580 Because

01:08:38.980 they just don't really

01:08:41.100 feel secure enough

01:08:43.300 until you know that they're a badass. 1.00

01:08:45.620 You need to accept that they're a fucking badass 0.99

01:08:48.040 for this to move forward. 0.99

01:08:49.380 Or we're gonna have a problem, guys.

01:08:51.100 You know?

01:08:53.280 Of course,

01:08:53.680 they're being sarcastic.

01:08:54.400 They would never do that.

01:08:55.360 They would never, 1.00

01:08:55.840 they don't give a fuck. 1.00

01:08:56.780 They don't give a fuck. 1.00

01:08:57.560 Some of these guys are some of the most dangerous fucks. 1.00

01:08:59.480 Like, 1.00

01:08:59.700 that's why I laugh. 0.99

01:09:00.500 I fucking laugh my ass off 1.00

01:09:01.880 at these fucking clowns. 1.00

01:09:03.020 These guys that think 1.00

01:09:03.620 they're some kind of fuck, 1.00

01:09:04.520 some shit. 1.00

01:09:05.680 I've been to jail too, bro. 1.00

01:09:07.380 Good for what?

01:09:08.060 Selling drugs to kids?

01:09:09.320 Cool,

01:09:09.600 that takes guts, 1.00

01:09:10.280 you fucking loser. 1.00

01:09:12.320 You know? 1.00

01:09:15.040 Some of the fucking most dangerous, 1.00

01:09:17.460 scariest men I've ever met. 1.00

01:09:20.880 Like,

01:09:21.600 I've either seen them do things,

01:09:23.660 or I've heard a story,

01:09:25.520 and it's like,

01:09:26.580 let's go look at,

01:09:28.040 um,

01:09:28.780 let's go look at

01:09:29.600 social media profile.

01:09:32.660 You know?

01:09:34.120 And it's like,

01:09:35.760 pictures of his kids,

01:09:39.760 um,

01:09:40.880 very,

01:09:41.440 doesn't use this much,

01:09:43.340 seems he was playing some

01:09:44.820 bejeweled game

01:09:46.040 for some reason,

01:09:48.560 and, uh,

01:09:49.720 here's a post asking if anybody

01:09:51.280 wants to buy a motorcycle part.

01:09:54.780 Huh.

01:09:55.680 Seems pretty normal.

01:09:56.760 No, 1.00

01:09:57.300 he'll kill you to death. 1.00

01:09:58.420 He will fucking, 1.00

01:09:59.520 that's John Wick. 0.99

01:10:01.200 Do you understand?

01:10:02.500 That's literally John Wick.

01:10:06.520 Who's even this guy? 0.99

01:10:07.820 A lot fucking more than you, 1.00

01:10:09.640 Wolfman! 1.00

01:10:11.040 A lot more! 1.00

01:10:13.960 Holy shit! 1.00

01:10:15.100 You think, 1.00

01:10:15.820 like, 0.99

01:10:16.060 it's fucking crazy, 0.99

01:10:17.040 because in real life, 0.99

01:10:18.040 like,

01:10:18.260 real,

01:10:18.740 serious,

01:10:19.120 like,

01:10:19.320 it's forged in real life.

01:10:20.760 It's all done out there.

01:10:21.740 Nothing happens on the internet.

01:10:22.840 This is just where you talk.

01:10:24.100 People just talk on the internet.

01:10:24.980 That's all this is.

01:10:25.740 We're just talking,

01:10:26.780 listening,

01:10:27.520 thinking,

01:10:28.060 feeling,

01:10:29.660 digesting,

01:10:30.600 and moving on.

01:10:32.080 That's it. 0.99

01:10:32.840 The rest of the important shit 0.99

01:10:34.040 happens. 0.99

01:10:34.400 It's supposed to be out there,

01:10:35.640 and, um,

01:10:36.820 it's like,

01:10:38.500 you know,

01:10:39.960 it's like,

01:10:41.820 when the,

01:10:42.120 I imagine,

01:10:42.560 like,

01:10:42.680 the Roman legionnaires

01:10:43.540 come back from,

01:10:44.120 like,

01:10:44.360 Gaul,

01:10:45.160 France,

01:10:46.120 wherever they came back from,

01:10:47.400 Germania, 0.99

01:10:48.500 killing my ancestors, 1.00

01:10:49.700 cool, 0.99

01:10:50.580 you know?

01:10:52.440 They're just coming back,

01:10:53.660 like,

01:10:53.840 there's no need,

01:10:54.480 everybody knows who they are,

01:10:55.400 they can tell by looking at them,

01:10:56.540 blah, blah, blah,

01:10:57.000 whatever.

01:10:58.980 But there's other guys in town

01:11:00.440 that just hide when they, 1.00

01:11:01.480 when they're gone,

01:11:02.340 they walk around,

01:11:03.120 like,

01:11:04.380 you know?

01:11:06.560 All the men,

01:11:07.240 like,

01:11:07.480 of the,

01:11:07.820 of this whole city,

01:11:08.720 because that's how it was back then.

01:11:09.880 It's like,

01:11:10.140 alright, 1.00

01:11:10.300 the legion's fucking gone, 0.99

01:11:11.460 alright, 1.00

01:11:11.660 bye.

01:11:12.040 All of the men are gone,

01:11:13.360 mostly.

01:11:14.120 Except for,

01:11:15.000 you know,

01:11:15.320 certain ones here and there.

01:11:16.240 And there'd be a few guys

01:11:17.220 that just roll around,

01:11:18.360 like,

01:11:19.800 I don't know if you know this,

01:11:21.380 but I could have been

01:11:22.240 in the legion.

01:11:23.560 I,

01:11:23.820 I almost was,

01:11:24.800 you know. 1.00

01:11:25.520 Fuck, 1.00

01:11:25.920 I love that one. 1.00

01:11:26.960 You know,

01:11:27.260 I almost joined the Navy SEALs,

01:11:28.680 did you?

01:11:29.000 I almost joined the Navy SEALs.

01:11:30.660 Good for you.

01:11:32.680 Oh,

01:11:33.080 you were almost 1.00

01:11:33.620 a fucking super commando. 1.00

01:11:35.200 I was almost an astronaut, 1.00

01:11:36.580 too.

01:11:37.040 I thought about it,

01:11:37.800 so,

01:11:38.020 I mean,

01:11:38.340 it's that close.

01:11:41.960 There's that real world,

01:11:43.300 and then there's this world

01:11:44.280 in these people's heads

01:11:45.120 where they're like,

01:11:46.220 like,

01:11:46.640 it's not super obvious to us

01:11:48.060 what you're doing.

01:11:48.800 Not one of us.

01:11:49.680 We look around,

01:11:50.220 you're like,

01:11:50.860 check out my wolf memes.

01:11:52.500 And we're like,

01:11:53.040 what?

01:11:59.940 How do you think

01:12:00.540 these guys dress?

01:12:01.740 Any guesses?

01:12:03.420 They probably got,

01:12:04.360 like,

01:12:04.460 huge neck tattoos

01:12:05.440 and,

01:12:05.920 like,

01:12:06.060 leather jackets

01:12:07.000 and, 1.00

01:12:07.980 and fucking, 1.00

01:12:09.420 they're wearing their hat 1.00

01:12:10.440 in,

01:12:10.660 like,

01:12:10.800 gangster mode

01:12:11.620 and they're probably,

01:12:12.360 no,

01:12:12.820 they're like,

01:12:13.280 golf shirt

01:12:14.040 tucked into pants

01:12:16.700 with a belt.

01:12:18.340 Looks like he works

01:12:19.340 at a golf course. 0.96

01:12:20.940 That nerd! 1.00

01:12:21.940 That's John Wick. 1.00

01:12:23.100 He'll kill you. 1.00

01:12:27.200 Yeah. 1.00

01:12:28.200 That guy's over,

01:12:29.180 well,

01:12:29.460 that guy looks like

01:12:30.020 he's dressed to go camping.

01:12:31.120 That's one of the most

01:12:31.620 dangerous men in the world.

01:12:34.620 I don't know why this is.

01:12:36.880 Everybody goes to,

01:12:37.700 I just,

01:12:38.440 I just recently

01:12:39.780 ditched this phase.

01:12:41.280 Like,

01:12:41.440 just recently.

01:12:42.320 I've now moved on

01:12:43.360 to mostly sweatpants

01:12:44.560 and,

01:12:45.720 um,

01:12:46.660 well,

01:12:47.420 this,

01:12:47.700 one of these sweaters

01:12:48.440 I got for Christmas

01:12:49.080 is mostly just a blanket

01:12:50.020 with a hole in it

01:12:50.700 and I just put

01:12:51.340 that on.

01:12:52.400 So I'm pretty much

01:12:53.480 rolling with that now.

01:12:55.140 Um,

01:12:55.720 I had sweatpants on today

01:12:56.940 when I walked around town. 0.99

01:12:57.840 I don't give a fuck. 1.00

01:12:58.480 Half the town's a bandit anyway. 1.00

01:13:01.240 Right?

01:13:01.960 But,

01:13:02.280 when army guys leave the,

01:13:03.740 infantry,

01:13:04.440 combat guys

01:13:05.280 leave the military,

01:13:06.680 you don't know what to wear

01:13:08.100 because you wear

01:13:10.280 the same thing

01:13:11.000 every day. 1.00

01:13:11.700 You wear your fucking uniform 1.00

01:13:13.080 and your gear 1.00

01:13:13.520 or when you're out of uniform

01:13:14.440 you're in your PT gear

01:13:15.420 probably.

01:13:16.220 You're probably in something

01:13:17.140 that says

01:13:17.660 Royal Canadian Regiment on it

01:13:18.920 or Princess Patricia's Canadian,

01:13:20.340 you know,

01:13:20.520 whatever,

01:13:20.820 right?

01:13:22.180 Or if you're a Van Du,

01:13:23.220 it's just a picture 1.00

01:13:23.760 of a dick on your shirt, 1.00

01:13:24.660 whatever it was 1.00

01:13:25.140 you guys did.

01:13:27.620 And then you get out

01:13:28.460 and you're like,

01:13:28.820 uh,

01:13:29.140 I don't know what to,

01:13:30.480 what do I,

01:13:31.060 everybody's wearing hiking,

01:13:32.380 hiking shoes,

01:13:33.900 cargo pants,

01:13:35.520 always a subdued color,

01:13:36.960 brown,

01:13:37.700 think dark green,

01:13:38.700 dark brown.

01:13:41.380 Jeans sometimes,

01:13:42.600 probably more hiking shoes though.

01:13:44.220 Sweaters are popular

01:13:48.400 but only because

01:13:49.000 you can conceal weapons

01:13:50.060 in them.

01:13:53.780 It's like you can tell

01:13:54.800 by looking at them

01:13:55.480 like,

01:13:55.700 that guy just got

01:13:56.180 out of the army.

01:13:57.680 Oh,

01:13:58.040 and the haircut

01:13:58.500 stays a while too.

01:13:59.520 That lasts a good,

01:14:00.880 a good year

01:14:02.340 for some,

01:14:03.440 maybe longer

01:14:04.060 for some guys

01:14:04.540 before they can be like,

01:14:06.100 they sit down

01:14:06.940 at the barber

01:14:07.380 and they're like,

01:14:07.720 what do you want?

01:14:08.180 And they're like,

01:14:08.460 you know what?

01:14:08.860 I'm going to do

01:14:11.960 something different today.

01:14:13.420 And they're like,

01:14:14.160 cool,

01:14:14.580 what do you want?

01:14:15.500 Not realizing

01:14:16.440 that that guy

01:14:17.680 has had the same haircut

01:14:18.740 for 30 years.

01:14:22.920 I had the same haircut

01:14:24.360 for like 17 years

01:14:27.040 of my life.

01:14:28.180 Exactly,

01:14:28.860 pretty much exactly

01:14:29.680 the same.

01:14:33.000 It's a big deal,

01:14:34.700 you guys.

01:14:35.760 How dare you?

01:14:37.580 Scar Diddley's back again.

01:14:38.840 I guess you didn't

01:14:39.420 mind me calling him 0.90

01:14:40.060 a pedophile. 0.96

01:14:42.440 It says, 0.99

01:14:42.940 Rage is about to go

01:14:43.620 full done,

01:14:44.120 Sherry.

01:14:44.400 Love it,

01:14:44.740 hold on to your hats.

01:14:45.580 I don't know

01:14:45.820 what I'm going to do.

01:14:46.400 I'm going to,

01:14:46.840 you people,

01:14:48.700 who is this?

01:14:49.560 Slice Cube?

01:14:50.680 One of you slicing cubes?

01:14:53.960 I'm sick and tired

01:14:55.140 of sitting here

01:14:56.100 having cubes

01:14:57.540 and then this guy

01:14:58.820 comes by

01:14:59.660 and he's just slicing them.

01:15:01.540 Nobody say anything

01:15:02.500 about it.

01:15:03.300 Nobody's going to do

01:15:04.140 anything about it.

01:15:07.620 Well,

01:15:08.060 Don,

01:15:08.240 that's racist. 0.96

01:15:09.420 That's racist.

01:15:10.040 I wasn't talking to you, 0.94

01:15:11.480 pencil neck. 0.89

01:15:14.380 You got pinko commies 1.00

01:15:15.620 coming in

01:15:16.560 slicing cubes

01:15:18.520 and that's why

01:15:20.440 we don't have

01:15:21.580 more good boys

01:15:22.940 from western Saskatchewan,

01:15:25.240 northern Ontario

01:15:26.320 playing in the league.

01:15:30.400 Don,

01:15:30.920 that's confusing

01:15:31.360 and doesn't make any sense. 1.00

01:15:32.180 I'll kill you live on air. 1.00

01:15:40.300 Wow! 1.00

01:15:41.200 He murred,

01:15:41.900 Don Cherry

01:15:42.560 murdered Ron McClain

01:15:44.140 live on the air

01:15:45.340 over,

01:15:47.180 over not much,

01:15:48.760 but I mean,

01:15:49.180 it was a long relationship

01:15:50.200 for a long time.

01:15:51.060 People,

01:15:51.400 they get on each other's nerves.

01:15:53.280 Happens. 1.00

01:15:54.420 This stream is a fucking disaster. 0.99

01:15:56.400 Short and long. 1.00

01:15:57.500 This is toxic,

01:15:58.120 not welcoming. 1.00

01:15:58.760 Holy fuck, 1.00

01:15:59.220 the whole country 1.00

01:15:59.680 has become Ottawa.

01:16:00.600 It's a mess, dude.

01:16:01.640 Everybody's fighting everybody.

01:16:03.140 It's just petty,

01:16:04.380 jealousy,

01:16:04.860 ego nonsense

01:16:05.280 because people are uncomfortable

01:16:06.500 for a number of reasons

01:16:09.300 but the differences

01:16:11.320 in maturity,

01:16:12.200 mature people know

01:16:12.960 how to know

01:16:13.820 what to do with that

01:16:14.540 and

01:16:14.860 the other ones

01:16:19.580 would rather just

01:16:20.140 attack people 0.99

01:16:20.940 like children.

01:16:21.460 No,

01:16:21.620 children throw tantrums

01:16:22.520 and scream 1.00

01:16:22.900 and bah,

01:16:23.620 you know,

01:16:23.920 when something's wrong.

01:16:25.500 They're doing

01:16:25.900 the adult version of that

01:16:26.880 except they're not adults.

01:16:28.060 They're doing

01:16:28.400 basically what teenagers do

01:16:29.880 which is what I was trying

01:16:30.480 to make a point

01:16:31.460 that like,

01:16:32.220 maybe you're 16

01:16:33.260 and you're like,

01:16:33.880 yeah,

01:16:34.120 I'm a wolf.

01:16:35.100 I could be a wolf

01:16:35.860 and your dad's supposed

01:16:36.420 to be like,

01:16:36.800 no,

01:16:36.980 you're not.

01:16:37.820 No,

01:16:38.540 no,

01:16:38.780 you're not.

01:16:39.180 No,

01:16:39.380 take that down. 0.97

01:16:39.980 That's very gay. 0.99

01:16:41.680 Take that down. 0.99

01:16:42.480 Go to the gym.

01:16:43.960 Go to the gym.

01:16:45.120 When you can beat me up,

01:16:46.340 you can leave.

01:16:47.100 You can leave the house then.

01:16:48.400 That's the only time

01:16:49.100 you're allowed to beat me up.

01:16:50.220 You're allowed to leave.

01:16:52.120 You have to fight your way

01:16:53.120 out of my house.

01:16:53.760 This is the way.

01:17:00.240 Haley Lonegan says,

01:17:01.140 you're doing great,

01:17:01.960 kid.

01:17:02.220 Thank you very much.

01:17:02.880 It's been a while

01:17:03.280 since I've done that.

01:17:04.500 You're doing great,

01:17:05.500 Ken.

01:17:06.240 Knight Rider,

01:17:06.940 buy yourself a couple candles

01:17:08.620 to heat the...

01:17:12.760 Were we dripping wax on people?

01:17:15.000 I can't remember.

01:17:15.740 I'm way behind.

01:17:16.700 It's been a while ago.

01:17:17.540 But sure,

01:17:18.200 candles.

01:17:19.160 Mr. Bullock,

01:17:19.660 thank you very much.

01:17:20.320 CRJ says,

01:17:20.860 you only fold tables,

01:17:21.920 bro.

01:17:22.420 Unreal.

01:17:22.820 Even Jesus could flick them 0.97

01:17:24.680 and he was gay. 0.96

01:17:26.040 Barely lifted either. 0.78

01:17:27.240 I can't...

01:17:27.900 Dude.

01:17:29.260 All my stuff's on here

01:17:30.360 and I can't afford

01:17:31.100 to replace it.

01:17:32.380 Scarecrow's just come at me. 1.00

01:17:33.620 Fuck face. 1.00

01:17:34.780 Scarecrow? 1.00

01:17:35.420 Your name is Scarecrow

01:17:36.620 and it's a picture

01:17:37.380 of a crow,

01:17:38.420 I think,

01:17:38.920 that's flying.

01:17:40.500 Scarecrow. 0.97

01:17:41.240 You're a scary crow. 0.94

01:17:42.620 A crow is not scary. 0.93

01:17:45.520 Even a large pack of crows

01:17:47.560 were it to attack me

01:17:49.120 in the street,

01:17:50.020 I would confidently

01:17:51.000 stand my ground

01:17:51.840 and fight

01:17:52.420 at least 20 or 40 crows.

01:17:55.200 At least.

01:17:56.940 Without hesitation,

01:17:58.480 I would just drop my groceries

01:17:59.580 right there

01:18:00.060 and I'd be like,

01:18:00.400 I've been waiting for this.

01:18:02.660 And I would be ripping crows

01:18:04.040 out of the sky,

01:18:05.060 biting the...

01:18:05.560 I would find the leader crows 1.00

01:18:07.900 and bite the heads 1.00

01:18:09.200 off of their bodies. 1.00

01:18:10.800 Spit it at the other crows 0.98

01:18:12.140 in an act of intimidation.

01:18:13.680 Like,

01:18:13.900 if I can do this

01:18:14.700 to your king, 0.99

01:18:15.480 what the fuck am I gonna do 1.00

01:18:16.660 to your entire crow family? 0.99

01:18:20.820 So no,

01:18:21.800 Scarecrow.

01:18:23.120 It's not gonna work.

01:18:24.380 You're more like... 1.00

01:18:27.020 More like a black bird 1.00

01:18:29.520 that flies around

01:18:30.220 at best.

01:18:31.440 You're lucky

01:18:32.560 I even know the name 1.00

01:18:33.480 of your stupid bird species. 1.00

01:18:35.120 You're all just 1.00

01:18:35.540 more stupid 1.00

01:18:37.680 flying rats to me. 1.00

01:18:39.880 Blue ones, 0.99

01:18:40.600 black ones, 0.97

01:18:41.120 I don't care. 0.99

01:18:41.600 They're all the same.

01:18:43.480 I hate birds.

01:18:44.720 They're not even real,

01:18:45.460 you know.

01:18:46.420 You know they're not real.

01:18:48.540 Have you ever seen...

01:18:50.940 There's so few people

01:18:54.520 that go outside.

01:18:56.300 Have you ever seen

01:18:56.920 a bird hatch before?

01:19:01.460 You believe that?

01:19:03.040 You believe

01:19:03.840 that they just

01:19:05.020 pick up trash

01:19:06.680 off the ground

01:19:07.420 put them in trees

01:19:08.840 and just live in them

01:19:09.860 for no reason?

01:19:12.480 And they make eggs. 1.00

01:19:14.220 They just shit a huge egg 0.99

01:19:15.600 like the eggs you eat 1.00

01:19:16.900 for breakfast

01:19:17.520 and your pancakes,

01:19:18.380 whatever.

01:19:18.980 And inside the egg

01:19:20.100 another bird just comes out? 1.00

01:19:23.620 Are you fucking retarded? 1.00

01:19:27.260 Birds aren't real. 1.00

01:19:28.480 They're government drones.

01:19:31.060 They've always been

01:19:32.360 government drones.

01:19:33.440 I've never once

01:19:36.680 opened an egg

01:19:37.200 and a whole bird

01:19:37.780 came out

01:19:38.160 and flew away. 1.00

01:19:38.700 That's stupid. 1.00

01:19:41.900 Birds. 1.00

01:19:43.520 And the stupidest 1.00

01:19:44.460 of all birds. 1.00

01:19:46.560 No, the crows

01:19:47.240 are actually very smart

01:19:47.980 and they kind of...

01:19:49.220 If they could

01:19:49.900 make weapons

01:19:50.680 we might be in trouble.

01:19:51.660 That's...

01:19:52.080 Just thank goodness

01:19:53.040 they don't have hands.

01:19:54.580 BGB, what's up?

01:19:55.440 He says,

01:19:55.600 my friends and family

01:19:56.140 think someone tampered

01:19:56.880 with my car

01:19:57.480 that caused me

01:19:58.100 to fishtail into a ditch.

01:19:59.320 Oh my goodness.

01:19:59.840 I don't think so

01:20:00.620 but you never know.

01:20:01.820 He says,

01:20:02.120 I don't think so

01:20:02.640 but it's weird

01:20:03.140 that I get fired

01:20:03.880 from the gun store

01:20:04.640 while the EMA inquiry happened.

01:20:05.920 Yeah, that is weird.

01:20:07.480 Right?

01:20:08.360 See, that's...

01:20:08.820 That's happening

01:20:10.520 to people.

01:20:11.240 Like, not even just me.

01:20:13.100 People around me

01:20:13.860 are being attacked

01:20:14.580 just for the virtue

01:20:15.780 of being around me.

01:20:17.900 Other friends of mine

01:20:18.880 have been followed

01:20:19.420 to grocery stores.

01:20:20.340 There's surveillance photos

01:20:21.660 of them picking up pasta.

01:20:27.000 Like,

01:20:28.160 great job!

01:20:31.960 Great job!

01:20:33.120 They're showing up

01:20:33.840 at people's houses

01:20:34.760 to their wives 0.92

01:20:35.720 to their...

01:20:36.240 Like...

01:20:37.560 You know?

01:20:41.100 Because it's all

01:20:41.880 just an elaborate ruse.

01:20:43.680 It's not maybe that

01:20:44.460 you know,

01:20:45.320 we're on to something.

01:20:49.680 And remember,

01:20:50.520 this is free advice.

01:20:53.280 The only reason,

01:20:55.320 you know,

01:20:55.680 these people...

01:20:56.440 A lot of these people,

01:20:57.580 like,

01:20:57.720 they go off about me forever.

01:20:59.520 I don't even know

01:21:00.280 who they are.

01:21:00.680 I have no...

01:21:01.240 Literally no idea.

01:21:02.740 You know how weird

01:21:03.320 that is?

01:21:04.100 To have no idea

01:21:05.140 who someone is.

01:21:09.180 Like,

01:21:09.640 it's not that weird

01:21:10.500 to me now,

01:21:11.260 but you gotta remember,

01:21:12.080 like,

01:21:12.260 I was once...

01:21:13.980 I once had

01:21:15.840 my own private life 0.99

01:21:16.940 and nobody gave shit. 0.99

01:21:19.460 Whoops. 0.99

01:21:19.820 See, 1.00

01:21:20.200 I guess I fucked

01:21:20.840 that up.

01:21:22.140 But imagine being

01:21:23.020 a normal person.

01:21:23.980 Because it's not

01:21:24.420 any more...

01:21:25.380 It's not any less insane

01:21:26.500 to be like,

01:21:28.080 doo-doo-doo-doo, 1.00

01:21:28.980 just to mind

01:21:29.900 in my day.

01:21:30.540 And then you find

01:21:31.480 some person

01:21:32.320 you've never met

01:21:33.280 who has just

01:21:34.860 scrolled down

01:21:37.060 a view.

01:21:38.060 I would find

01:21:43.800 that strange,

01:21:44.540 you know,

01:21:44.760 as a grown man.

01:21:46.220 I run into...

01:21:46.880 I see this all the time.

01:21:47.600 Not every day,

01:21:48.500 but at least

01:21:49.440 once a week.

01:21:50.760 You know?

01:21:51.240 Sometimes,

01:21:51.740 multiple times a week.

01:21:52.620 And you're just like...

01:21:53.260 Oh, my God.

01:22:03.140 Oh, you know?

01:22:04.560 And then they attack

01:22:05.760 everyone around you

01:22:06.640 and, you know,

01:22:07.160 your friends,

01:22:07.580 your family.

01:22:08.040 It's good.

01:22:10.160 It's all just to get you.

01:22:12.140 You're right.

01:22:12.680 You guys are all right.

01:22:13.280 So the advice to them

01:22:15.020 is that

01:22:15.320 the only reason

01:22:16.780 that they're not

01:22:17.580 really successful

01:22:18.640 in doing well

01:22:19.320 is, number one,

01:22:20.440 because of me,

01:22:21.560 because of all you guys,

01:22:22.940 and because they're a victim,

01:22:24.680 basically systemic oppression.

01:22:26.960 Immigrants is usually 0.99

01:22:27.760 a big problem

01:22:28.420 for why they're not successful.

01:22:30.800 Jeez, what else?

01:22:33.400 Boomer.

01:22:34.000 Whatever it is.

01:22:34.600 There's usually a long...

01:22:35.400 There's a lot of excuses.

01:22:36.800 There's not one specific one,

01:22:38.760 which is normally

01:22:39.460 when it's the truth.

01:22:40.920 Like, hey,

01:22:41.840 why is everything 0.99

01:22:43.020 a shit show? 1.00

01:22:44.080 I was shot in the spine. 1.00

01:22:45.800 I live on disability.

01:22:47.180 My life is a mess

01:22:48.120 and I want to die. 0.51

01:22:51.280 Fair enough. 0.67

01:22:52.520 You know,

01:22:52.820 you've earned...

01:22:53.400 You've earned the right 1.00

01:22:54.240 to be miserable. 1.00

01:22:56.120 Holy shit, 1.00

01:22:56.840 that's terrible. 0.98

01:22:59.900 Not everyone has,

01:23:01.180 you know?

01:23:02.900 North of Nothings

01:23:03.560 has made ostracization

01:23:04.600 great again.

01:23:05.360 Yes, these...

01:23:05.920 These guys,

01:23:07.800 they gotta be...

01:23:09.400 So just...

01:23:10.800 It's everyone else's fault.

01:23:12.560 You're a victim

01:23:13.300 and if only

01:23:14.180 they had listened to you

01:23:14.980 say that a lot.

01:23:16.320 Say I told you so a lot.

01:23:17.740 People love it

01:23:18.220 when you say that,

01:23:19.100 especially when it's like,

01:23:21.020 you know,

01:23:22.360 there's no record

01:23:22.980 of you ever saying that.

01:23:26.700 And no one remembers

01:23:27.680 you saying that

01:23:28.360 and no one cares

01:23:29.140 and the act of you saying,

01:23:30.300 you see what just happened?

01:23:31.240 I said that was gonna happen before.

01:23:33.720 No, that is...

01:23:34.600 That's like...

01:23:36.080 If I...

01:23:36.800 Do I have to write a manual 0.97

01:23:37.660 on how to be a douchebag? 0.93

01:23:39.080 That's in there. 0.89

01:23:40.240 I don't know what page

01:23:40.980 or what chapter 0.99

01:23:41.420 but it's fucking... 0.99

01:23:42.420 It's up there. 1.00

01:23:43.240 Don't ever...

01:23:45.340 Like how many...

01:23:46.260 When...

01:23:47.740 When the war in Ukraine

01:23:49.280 spirals out of control,

01:23:51.240 my first post

01:23:52.360 is not gonna be

01:23:53.240 a clip of me

01:23:54.400 saying that

01:23:55.420 from like

01:23:57.680 six months ago

01:23:58.700 or a year ago

01:23:59.480 and then playing it again

01:24:01.100 and being like, 1.00

01:24:01.500 see, I fucking told you. 0.99

01:24:02.640 I said that before 1.00

01:24:03.440 and what I said

01:24:04.400 was gonna happen

01:24:05.100 happened after...

01:24:06.040 It's what happened.

01:24:07.040 And...

01:24:10.040 Because the point

01:24:11.520 of saying it

01:24:12.100 in the first place

01:24:12.840 is so that, you know,

01:24:13.800 people are aware of it

01:24:14.760 and know about it

01:24:15.320 and then maybe we can

01:24:16.200 prepare accordingly.

01:24:19.200 You're like,

01:24:19.940 hey, remember that

01:24:20.880 off-ramp we took?

01:24:22.380 Yeah, I...

01:24:23.080 I hit the blinker for it.

01:24:26.380 Okay?

01:24:29.220 It's really not

01:24:30.000 that big of a deal.

01:24:31.500 It's really off-putting.

01:24:34.060 You know?

01:24:35.280 I said that was gonna happen.

01:24:36.700 Cool.

01:24:37.520 Good for you.

01:24:38.240 Do you want a medal?

01:24:38.740 Do you want a medal

01:24:39.280 or something?

01:24:40.260 I'm gonna mail you...

01:24:41.040 You want me to mail you

01:24:41.780 some gold?

01:24:43.580 Do you want a treasure chest?

01:24:45.840 Do you want to go 0.99

01:24:46.680 fucking take Smaug's 1.00

01:24:48.560 fucking hoard of gold 1.00

01:24:50.340 from the Lonely Mountain? 1.00

01:24:51.700 Do you want Bilbo 0.99

01:24:52.420 fucking Baggins 0.99

01:24:53.340 to deliver it to you? 1.00

01:24:54.280 What do you want?

01:24:55.720 What are you saying?

01:24:58.520 I said this was gonna happen before...

01:25:00.160 Good!

01:25:00.680 Nice! 0.99

01:25:01.000 Well, there's fucking 0.99

01:25:01.960 five seconds of my life 0.99

01:25:03.220 I can never get back.

01:25:04.100 Anyway, what were we

01:25:04.900 talking about?

01:25:05.480 Christ.

01:25:05.860 Knight Rider 3 says

01:25:08.340 give a ginger a little power 1.00

01:25:09.660 and this is what you get.

01:25:10.820 This isn't power.

01:25:11.800 This is the opposite of power.

01:25:13.100 This is slavery.

01:25:14.820 Understand?

01:25:16.060 I'm a slave to this now.

01:25:18.500 I have nowhere to go.

01:25:19.400 There's no way out.

01:25:20.560 What am I gonna do?

01:25:21.200 Get a job?

01:25:22.440 I can't even leave the...

01:25:23.460 What am I gonna do?

01:25:25.680 Google my name.

01:25:31.540 Right?

01:25:33.980 It's great.

01:25:35.120 It's all just to get you.

01:25:38.080 Again.

01:25:39.400 Just to convince you.

01:25:41.020 Just to demoralize you.

01:25:42.360 Just so you know

01:25:43.020 that the government's

01:25:43.780 on top of everything

01:25:44.400 at all times

01:25:45.000 and any form of resistance

01:25:46.340 whatsoever

01:25:46.940 is completely futile.

01:25:48.520 Do you think Canada

01:25:53.620 can afford

01:25:54.440 agents?

01:25:58.680 It can't afford

01:25:59.840 people at the border

01:26:01.000 agents.

01:26:03.260 It can't afford

01:26:04.320 to run an airport.

01:26:06.000 Have you seen

01:26:07.060 what's going on

01:26:07.940 in Pearson International Airport?

01:26:09.660 It looks like 1.00

01:26:12.640 a fucking refugee camp. 1.00

01:26:14.280 It looks like 1.00

01:26:14.840 the departure...

01:26:15.540 It looks like

01:26:16.060 where the guys

01:26:16.560 went to pick people up

01:26:17.640 from Libya.

01:26:19.520 Like, yeah,

01:26:20.320 go pick up

01:26:21.020 the stranded people

01:26:22.040 waiting to die

01:26:23.060 in incredibly 0.87

01:26:25.860 uncomfortable conditions.

01:26:27.420 There's just people

01:26:27.880 sprawled out

01:26:28.580 all over the floor

01:26:29.080 of the airport.

01:26:29.640 There's hundreds of bags

01:26:30.440 of people everywhere.

01:26:31.140 Shoulder to shoulder.

01:26:31.960 It looks like

01:26:32.580 Beijing,

01:26:33.860 rush hour,

01:26:34.780 New Year's Eve.

01:26:37.060 That's what it looks

01:26:37.820 like in there.

01:26:39.660 We're not really great

01:26:41.140 at a lot of this stuff.

01:26:43.180 And even the people

01:26:44.260 that are,

01:26:45.100 they don't care.

01:26:47.560 That's another thing

01:26:48.320 I find really hilarious 1.00

01:26:49.280 about these fucking 1.00

01:26:50.080 internet heroes. 1.00

01:26:52.960 You know,

01:26:53.280 that they have

01:26:53.760 all their...

01:26:54.620 We're going to have

01:26:55.080 a meeting tonight.

01:26:56.440 We're going to have...

01:26:56.940 That's my favorite.

01:26:57.980 They're doing it

01:26:58.480 like every week.

01:27:00.680 We're going to have

01:27:01.280 a meeting.

01:27:02.260 We're going to have

01:27:02.540 a big meeting.

01:27:03.220 And then there's like

01:27:03.780 nine of them

01:27:04.260 on the screen

01:27:04.960 and they're all just...

01:27:06.040 And then they leave

01:27:09.600 and then they're

01:27:10.100 basically just

01:27:10.620 hanging out.

01:27:11.680 You know?

01:27:13.680 They've created

01:27:14.400 this little world

01:27:15.220 where they're

01:27:15.620 a king of something.

01:27:18.920 And they're not

01:27:19.580 just king.

01:27:20.080 They're also a wolf.

01:27:21.280 Or a lion.

01:27:23.100 Or Tom Hardy.

01:27:28.240 Fisher of Men's 0.98

01:27:29.040 to settle down,

01:27:29.580 everyone.

01:27:29.880 I'm sure that

01:27:30.280 Generation Tranny 0.99

01:27:31.000 will solve all

01:27:31.660 our problems

01:27:32.160 and set us

01:27:32.520 on the correct path

01:27:33.180 to peace,

01:27:33.680 love,

01:27:33.840 and happiness.

01:27:34.780 I have no doubt.

01:27:36.320 I'm sure that'll

01:27:37.080 work out fine.

01:27:38.040 Tenacious V says,

01:27:38.820 this is the RD

01:27:39.700 equivalent of

01:27:40.200 Norm Macdonald's

01:27:40.800 roast of Sagitts.

01:27:42.000 Awesome.

01:27:44.540 I'll do it more.

01:27:45.760 I'll just...

01:27:46.380 When I just feel like it,

01:27:47.140 I'm just gonna...

01:27:47.540 It makes me feel good

01:27:48.580 just to abuse 0.99

01:27:49.620 the shit out of the chat. 0.99

01:27:51.180 Just no... 0.97

01:27:51.780 Nothing held back at all.

01:27:53.700 Just...

01:27:54.200 I don't even care

01:27:54.940 how right or wrong I am.

01:27:56.460 I just...

01:27:56.860 I'm like, 1.00

01:27:57.220 fuck it. 1.00

01:27:57.860 I hope it's right. 1.00

01:27:58.940 I hope I ruin their life. 0.99

01:28:03.380 Yeah. 0.99

01:28:04.880 Cindy Lee says,

01:28:05.620 you're coming in hot tonight.

01:28:06.580 Give them the knowledge,

01:28:07.600 rage.

01:28:08.040 I don't have any knowledge. 1.00

01:28:09.540 I'm an idiot. 0.99

01:28:10.720 Just wish I could stay, 1.00

01:28:11.500 but I'll catch the replay.

01:28:12.720 Yeah.

01:28:14.100 Just showing up,

01:28:15.500 dropping money,

01:28:16.240 and leaving.

01:28:17.880 Lock her out. 0.73

01:28:19.080 Banned for life.

01:28:21.020 Banned for life.

01:28:21.720 Sneely.

01:28:23.480 Kiera Kirsten says,

01:28:24.820 this rage cast reminds me

01:28:25.760 of a restaurant in Vancouver

01:28:26.920 called Elbow Room.

01:28:28.420 You'd go there to be abused

01:28:29.600 by the servers.

01:28:30.480 That's just where all you

01:28:37.440 freak shows go to pick up dates. 0.94

01:28:39.480 You just like being abused 1.00

01:28:40.720 and fucking yelled at, 1.00

01:28:41.900 whatever. 0.99

01:28:42.680 And you're like,

01:28:43.000 oh, yeah, this is great.

01:28:44.080 And under the table,

01:28:44.760 they're like, 1.00

01:28:45.000 I'll spit in your mouth. 1.00

01:28:45.860 And like, yeah, sure. 1.00

01:28:46.520 I love piss on me.

01:28:47.400 You know, they're just like,

01:28:48.260 ah, that's what's really

01:28:49.500 going on there.

01:28:50.100 Tell the truth, Kiera.

01:28:51.600 Tell the... 1.00

01:28:51.960 What kind of fucking weird shit 1.00

01:28:53.600 are you into? 1.00

01:28:56.020 Elbow Room. 0.99

01:28:57.280 Oh, you get to be abused

01:28:58.600 by the servers, huh?

01:28:59.940 Yeah, that's how it starts.

01:29:01.760 It's not how it ends.

01:29:02.980 What's the bathroom?

01:29:03.800 What's the bathroom

01:29:04.580 at the Elbow Room look like?

01:29:07.300 What's it smell like?

01:29:08.400 Don't answer that.

01:29:09.000 I don't want to know.

01:29:09.960 Jacob, I'm moving on.

01:29:13.080 Kiera's real popular now.

01:29:14.240 Everybody...

01:29:14.840 He just rip on his own audience

01:29:18.180 for, yep, for three hours.

01:29:19.340 Yes, he did.

01:29:20.080 Jacob Powell says,

01:29:20.980 I've seen tigers

01:29:21.780 on your Facebook.

01:29:22.780 No, there's not.

01:29:23.800 That was a video of tigers

01:29:25.260 and they were probably

01:29:25.700 killing something.

01:29:27.120 Which is cool.

01:29:28.840 And it wasn't like,

01:29:29.940 that's me.

01:29:30.480 I'm like,

01:29:30.740 this is just a lion

01:29:31.780 eating something,

01:29:32.500 which is awesome. 0.99

01:29:34.420 Fucking, you know? 0.99

01:29:36.320 I don't know. 1.00

01:29:37.500 He says,

01:29:37.740 come on,

01:29:38.140 there's a little tiger

01:29:38.920 in all of us.

01:29:39.840 Well, there's Daniel Tiger

01:29:41.300 for when you're a little kid.

01:29:42.580 But when you're a grown man,

01:29:43.940 you're supposed to have

01:29:44.780 your own accomplishments

01:29:45.600 and feel secure

01:29:47.340 in your masculinity

01:29:48.000 through your own identity

01:29:49.260 and your own sense

01:29:50.280 of achievement.

01:29:51.420 You know,

01:29:51.680 your own...

01:29:52.160 Knowing where you are

01:29:53.340 in the world

01:29:53.880 as a man,

01:29:54.860 as a person,

01:29:55.720 what you're worth,

01:29:57.220 what you can do,

01:29:57.880 what you can't do,

01:29:58.580 what your limitations are,

01:30:00.000 how you're, you know,

01:30:00.980 working to improve.

01:30:01.940 You know,

01:30:02.180 once you know all that,

01:30:03.140 you really don't give 0.99

01:30:03.840 too much of a fuck. 0.99

01:30:05.180 And, you know, 1.00

01:30:06.380 you can just,

01:30:06.900 you can just kind of,

01:30:07.940 you know,

01:30:08.460 not use wolf

01:30:10.740 and lion memes

01:30:11.840 to like,

01:30:13.860 and then see how many

01:30:14.720 likes they get

01:30:15.540 to see how many people

01:30:16.160 agree that,

01:30:16.860 yes,

01:30:16.960 you are a very brave

01:30:18.120 and powerful lion.

01:30:20.560 The very idea

01:30:21.560 to even do this

01:30:22.420 to assuage your ego

01:30:23.460 doesn't even cross your mind

01:30:24.680 because you're not a child.

01:30:27.480 Basically,

01:30:28.140 that's the best way

01:30:28.740 I can put it.

01:30:29.260 I don't even have thoughts

01:30:30.220 to do or share

01:30:31.080 these kinds of things

01:30:31.820 because it's like,

01:30:32.620 well,

01:30:32.760 I'm not seven.

01:30:33.420 I'm a warrior.

01:30:43.300 I was in Panjway Valley.

01:30:44.680 Okay?

01:30:45.040 Okay.

01:30:46.060 CRJ says,

01:30:46.760 while venting your anger,

01:30:47.780 can you please put on

01:30:48.540 your full PPE

01:30:49.460 and vent via main MSR?

01:30:51.020 Do you even operate, bro? 1.00

01:30:52.140 I'll operate your stupid fuck. 1.00

01:30:54.020 Does that squirrel 1.00

01:30:54.520 have a tranny wig on?

01:30:55.760 What is that?

01:30:56.820 It's some kind of wig.

01:30:58.300 I'm going to,

01:30:58.720 he's in a,

01:30:59.080 I'm putting him

01:30:59.440 in a five minute timeout now.

01:31:01.000 How do you like that? 1.00

01:31:01.980 You fucking weird tranny. 1.00

01:31:03.940 It's got, 1.00

01:31:04.540 it's pink,

01:31:05.660 blue.

01:31:06.780 Is it the pedophile flag?

01:31:08.260 I don't know.

01:31:08.880 I don't like your avatar,

01:31:11.920 CRJ.

01:31:12.680 Change it.

01:31:13.540 You have four minutes

01:31:14.500 and 50 seconds to change it

01:31:16.060 or you'll be banned for life. 1.00

01:31:20.420 Shut up. 1.00

01:31:23.700 Scarecrow says, 1.00

01:31:24.300 that would be a total murder

01:31:25.280 of crows.

01:31:26.760 You may stay.

01:31:27.840 Donkey Tongalong says, 1.00

01:31:29.120 your penis is the same length 1.00

01:31:30.440 of your beard. 1.00

01:31:32.340 What?

01:31:33.220 Is it an insult?

01:31:35.720 Have you not ever,

01:31:36.600 what are you,

01:31:37.040 are you going to pretend

01:31:38.020 like you don't know

01:31:38.760 about the grower

01:31:39.440 versus shower ratio?

01:31:41.720 Do you don't know,

01:31:42.280 you don't know about that?

01:31:44.500 You think it just stays

01:31:45.800 the way that it is?

01:31:49.120 Have you never seen

01:31:50.040 those kids toys?

01:31:50.940 You just add water

01:31:51.800 and they just,

01:31:52.520 whoop,

01:31:52.860 you know what I mean?

01:31:53.640 Do you not know about that?

01:31:54.680 Sometimes they can be

01:31:58.200 surprisingly

01:31:59.260 off scale

01:32:03.220 of what you'd expect.

01:32:04.980 Mr. Dongalong,

01:32:06.500 your name implies

01:32:07.580 that you would know

01:32:08.360 about these kinds of things,

01:32:10.020 but I'm starting to question

01:32:11.260 your background.

01:32:12.780 I don't think that you

01:32:14.140 are a top expert.

01:32:15.680 I'm not sure

01:32:16.420 that you belong

01:32:17.800 on the expert panel anymore.

01:32:19.360 I don't,

01:32:20.100 the experts don't agree.

01:32:22.380 They don't agree.

01:32:24.400 You have five minutes.

01:32:26.100 You're in a,

01:32:26.440 you're in time of bands.

01:32:29.120 Making gains

01:32:30.040 is all I know

01:32:30.760 is you probably saved me

01:32:31.580 from doing something drastic

01:32:32.400 to myself in 2021.

01:32:34.020 Exactly.

01:32:34.900 Don't hurt yourself.

01:32:36.180 Hurt other people.

01:32:37.280 That's what I'm saying.

01:32:38.280 It's so much more satisfying.

01:32:41.060 Feels great.

01:32:42.000 You know,

01:32:42.620 don't be mean to yourself.

01:32:44.880 Be mean to people

01:32:46.040 that deserve

01:32:46.720 that someone should,

01:32:47.800 should be mean to.

01:32:48.420 I mean, 1.00

01:32:48.700 they're pieces of shit. 1.00

01:32:50.080 Right? 1.00

01:32:50.940 You know?

01:32:52.200 Have you tried

01:32:53.080 not canceling Netflix?

01:32:54.680 Have you tried

01:32:55.240 not being poor?

01:32:57.140 Mr. Speaker,

01:32:58.460 we think that

01:32:59.240 as Canadians,

01:33:00.320 we should just cancel

01:33:01.320 Disney Plus

01:33:02.100 and then,

01:33:03.020 oh, 1.00

01:33:03.520 fuck you. 1.00

01:33:04.740 I mean, 1.00

01:33:05.300 yeah,

01:33:05.800 turn the bully light on.

01:33:07.320 Turn it on.

01:33:08.380 Turn it on,

01:33:09.060 Colbert.

01:33:09.320 It's on.

01:33:10.400 Free.

01:33:11.360 Open fire.

01:33:12.120 You know?

01:33:16.200 And that guy,

01:33:17.440 everything's a scion.

01:33:18.740 Birds are real fat,

01:33:20.160 bro. 1.00

01:33:20.880 Fucking, 1.00

01:33:21.440 I heard this. 1.00

01:33:22.140 I heard this.

01:33:23.620 What is your function?

01:33:25.080 What do you do?

01:33:26.300 What do you do here?

01:33:28.400 What do you do here?

01:33:29.720 That's what I need to do.

01:33:30.720 I need to be like

01:33:31.240 the guy from Office Space.

01:33:33.820 You know,

01:33:33.980 I have them come in

01:33:34.580 for the interviews.

01:33:36.000 What exactly is it

01:33:37.080 that you do here?

01:33:40.860 Um,

01:33:41.420 well,

01:33:41.720 I,

01:33:41.820 I'm on Facebook

01:33:44.820 a lot of the day

01:33:46.060 and,

01:33:46.980 um,

01:33:47.920 I've,

01:33:48.460 I've,

01:33:48.740 I've,

01:33:49.180 I'm a warrior.

01:33:50.740 I'm a warrior

01:33:51.540 on,

01:33:51.880 on,

01:33:52.180 on Facebook

01:33:52.780 and I share,

01:33:54.120 uh,

01:33:54.580 wolves,

01:33:55.620 memes of wolves

01:33:56.380 and,

01:33:56.880 and lions

01:33:57.540 and other,

01:33:58.800 other impressive,

01:34:00.480 and sometimes,

01:34:01.720 sometimes,

01:34:02.460 Ragnar Lothbrok,

01:34:04.740 the Viking,

01:34:05.360 king.

01:34:05.900 Uh-huh.

01:34:10.360 Uh-huh.

01:34:11.260 Um,

01:34:12.160 so,

01:34:13.940 you would say that

01:34:15.320 what you,

01:34:16.300 what you do here is

01:34:17.260 helpful overall?

01:34:20.020 Um,

01:34:21.240 I,

01:34:21.580 yeah,

01:34:22.360 yes.

01:34:22.760 because,

01:34:23.820 because I'm,

01:34:25.200 basically,

01:34:26.040 if everyone

01:34:26.760 had just listened,

01:34:27.560 listen to me,

01:34:29.040 they,

01:34:29.360 they would know

01:34:30.080 that,

01:34:30.620 that I,

01:34:31.580 I,

01:34:31.880 I'm,

01:34:32.420 I'm the best

01:34:33.660 and I,

01:34:34.640 I just,

01:34:35.760 I really want more likes

01:34:37.560 on,

01:34:38.100 on my memes,

01:34:39.000 on my lions.

01:34:39.900 I want people

01:34:40.400 to like me.

01:34:43.920 You seem very insecure.

01:34:45.740 I don't think,

01:34:46.580 I,

01:34:46.940 this is a confidence-based

01:34:49.840 industry.

01:34:51.080 Um,

01:34:52.100 you know,

01:34:52.620 we're,

01:34:52.880 we're going up against

01:34:53.800 some,

01:34:54.000 some heavy hitters,

01:34:55.120 you know,

01:34:55.620 some,

01:34:55.980 some big names,

01:34:57.360 some players.

01:34:59.580 And,

01:35:00.200 I,

01:35:00.420 we just,

01:35:01.520 you know,

01:35:02.880 it's just,

01:35:03.480 it's just,

01:35:03.940 it's disruptive,

01:35:04.800 right?

01:35:05.040 It's disruptive,

01:35:05.700 right,

01:35:05.900 guys?

01:35:06.480 Uh,

01:35:06.720 when we have

01:35:07.580 you

01:35:08.540 chiming in

01:35:09.880 all the time 0.72

01:35:11.600 with petty nonsense

01:35:14.000 and,

01:35:15.480 uh,

01:35:15.880 you know,

01:35:16.560 we're like,

01:35:16.960 well,

01:35:17.140 we,

01:35:17.260 we might let,

01:35:17.840 we,

01:35:18.080 you know,

01:35:18.440 let's hear them out.

01:35:19.400 And then it's like,

01:35:20.200 well,

01:35:20.460 your resume is lion memes.

01:35:24.140 Hmm.

01:35:25.300 Yeah,

01:35:25.720 I don't,

01:35:26.520 I don't,

01:35:27.080 I don't know if that's good

01:35:28.000 for the company,

01:35:28.680 you know?

01:35:29.920 So we're going to have

01:35:30.380 to let you go.

01:35:33.320 But,

01:35:34.320 but I,

01:35:34.920 I am invaluable.

01:35:36.080 You're literally a dime a dozen.

01:35:37.640 You're,

01:35:38.040 there's a hundred,

01:35:38.520 hundreds of people,

01:35:39.520 hundreds of you.

01:35:40.380 You're not special.

01:35:41.660 Stop,

01:35:42.120 uh, 0.76

01:35:42.580 stop flailing the fuck out 0.96

01:35:44.360 and throwing temper tantrums 0.99

01:35:45.860 when people don't pay attention to you. 0.99

01:35:47.760 Other people are fucking busy. 0.97

01:35:49.720 And the fact that you're not 0.99

01:35:51.060 pisses me off. 0.72

01:35:53.020 It pisses me off 0.95

01:35:54.620 that you're not 1.00

01:35:55.740 fucking 0.99

01:35:56.560 busy. 0.99

01:35:59.560 There's so much to do.

01:36:01.360 There's so much to work on.

01:36:03.080 There are so

01:36:03.800 many

01:36:04.500 avenues

01:36:05.220 of things

01:36:06.340 that you could be pursuing

01:36:07.340 that are beneficial

01:36:08.540 and helpful

01:36:09.220 if not to you,

01:36:09.980 your friends,

01:36:10.420 your family,

01:36:10.820 the people,

01:36:11.200 anything,

01:36:12.240 anywhere.

01:36:12.800 There is so

01:36:13.980 much

01:36:14.820 to do.

01:36:16.380 And instead,

01:36:17.420 this is what you're doing

01:36:18.500 with your time. 0.97

01:36:19.620 Shooting off 0.63

01:36:20.540 about other people 0.64

01:36:21.360 doing stuff.

01:36:22.080 I wish, 0.98

01:36:27.460 I fucking wish 0.99

01:36:29.220 that I had the luxury 0.99

01:36:31.040 of just laying in my

01:36:32.620 fat, 0.96

01:36:33.180 gelatinous, 0.99

01:36:33.800 amorphous blob of a body

01:36:35.160 on my,

01:36:35.900 and just scrolling

01:36:36.880 social media all day

01:36:38.760 and just like,

01:36:40.720 pshh,

01:36:41.360 actual liberal

01:36:42.280 and just fighting with people

01:36:44.040 and like,

01:36:45.060 basically,

01:36:45.820 you're the thing,

01:36:46.620 what's that movie,

01:36:48.420 that Disney movie?

01:36:49.140 Well,

01:36:50.020 yeah,

01:36:51.040 all the people

01:36:51.500 are in the chairs

01:36:52.220 and food is just

01:36:54.000 brought to them

01:36:54.820 and there's just

01:36:56.160 a screen

01:36:56.720 and they just, 1.00

01:36:57.380 they just shit 1.00

01:36:58.180 right into the chair. 1.00

01:36:59.340 They never,

01:36:59.960 they die in the chair,

01:37:00.960 really.

01:37:01.180 There's no reason

01:37:01.460 to get up.

01:37:01.840 When they want to sleep,

01:37:02.420 it just goes backwards.

01:37:03.260 It's just,

01:37:04.400 there's a million

01:37:07.880 things they could be doing

01:37:08.920 and they're doing

01:37:09.280 none of them.

01:37:12.880 Today,

01:37:13.940 today,

01:37:15.520 I'm going to do

01:37:17.420 something

01:37:18.120 that many men

01:37:19.980 don't

01:37:21.680 have the courage

01:37:23.100 to do.

01:37:27.180 You know

01:37:27.940 what's happening.

01:37:31.100 Today,

01:37:31.740 I'm going to do

01:37:32.420 something

01:37:32.920 I've decided

01:37:36.580 so incredible

01:37:42.060 that it should be

01:37:43.280 a movie

01:37:43.780 because I am

01:37:48.040 a lion

01:37:48.740 of a man.

01:37:49.680 I am a wolf,

01:37:51.340 dragon,

01:37:52.180 conqueror king.

01:37:56.700 And pictures

01:37:57.860 don't lie.

01:38:06.720 I'm going to do

01:38:07.840 something.

01:38:08.920 I'm going to do

01:38:09.960 something.

01:38:10.360 It's big.

01:38:11.720 It's so big.

01:38:12.520 I don't think

01:38:15.480 you should do

01:38:15.980 this,

01:38:16.280 Henry. 0.99

01:38:17.000 I'm fucking 1.00

01:38:17.680 I can't let you 1.00

01:38:19.620 stop me,

01:38:20.220 woman.

01:38:21.180 This is my dream.

01:38:23.900 I was made

01:38:25.240 born

01:38:27.220 every day

01:38:30.280 of my life

01:38:31.240 for this

01:38:33.140 moment.

01:38:35.420 And you're

01:38:36.060 not going to

01:38:36.540 stop me

01:38:37.340 if it takes

01:38:42.200 my life.

01:38:43.860 You tell

01:38:44.320 the children

01:38:44.800 I died

01:38:45.420 doing what

01:38:45.960 I love.

01:38:47.600 I died

01:38:48.360 doing what

01:38:49.040 I had

01:38:49.760 to do.

01:38:53.180 Please don't do

01:38:54.040 it, Henry. 1.00

01:38:54.840 Shut up. 0.99

01:38:56.840 I'm going to 1.00

01:38:57.160 fight with people

01:38:57.760 on Facebook.

01:38:58.460 when a world

01:39:22.840 needed heroes.

01:39:23.920 one brave

01:39:28.680 lion,

01:39:29.760 dragon,

01:39:30.680 tiger,

01:39:32.980 Ragnar Lothbrok

01:39:35.200 guy

01:39:35.620 joined forces

01:39:37.920 with every

01:39:39.000 action hero

01:39:39.880 that ever lived

01:39:41.160 all at once.

01:39:43.060 And he became

01:39:44.220 the

01:39:50.600 warrior.

01:39:57.620 The freedom

01:39:58.820 warrior.

01:40:07.780 No wolves

01:40:08.820 or lions

01:40:09.460 were used

01:40:10.180 in the filming

01:40:10.620 of this production.

01:40:11.780 We were much

01:40:12.280 too scared

01:40:12.900 to approach them.

01:40:13.960 Thank you.

01:40:15.360 Rated G.

01:40:15.940 Rated general.

01:40:16.540 Anyone can watch

01:40:17.600 this.

01:40:18.020 It's literally

01:40:18.360 for anyone.

01:40:18.860 It's very

01:40:19.220 immature.

01:40:22.340 Alright.

01:40:23.780 So that's a

01:40:24.500 good movie.

01:40:25.280 Would you guys

01:40:25.720 watch that?

01:40:26.740 I...

01:40:27.140 We need

01:40:30.800 warriors.

01:40:33.040 Facebook

01:40:33.480 accounts just

01:40:34.120 start lighting

01:40:34.640 up.

01:40:35.260 I'm reporting

01:40:35.880 for duty!

01:40:37.040 I'm in!

01:40:39.320 You know,

01:40:39.720 like...

01:40:41.720 It's funny

01:40:43.020 too because I

01:40:43.480 guarantee

01:40:43.800 somebody's like

01:40:44.260 wait a minute

01:40:44.680 wait a minute

01:40:45.040 wait a minute

01:40:45.300 didn't this guy

01:40:46.180 just say

01:40:46.620 like two weeks

01:40:47.260 ago

01:40:47.420 aren't we

01:40:47.700 in some

01:40:47.900 kind of

01:40:48.160 information war?

01:40:49.680 Yes,

01:40:50.060 that's correct.

01:40:50.800 And now you're

01:40:51.380 like making fun

01:40:52.620 of these people

01:40:53.120 for taking it

01:40:53.740 seriously?

01:40:54.400 Yeah,

01:40:54.640 they're taking it

01:40:54.960 way too

01:40:55.260 seriously.

01:40:58.440 It's like,

01:40:59.380 you know...

01:41:00.800 that guy that

01:41:05.720 you're going to

01:41:06.240 paint a room?

01:41:06.820 Paint the room

01:41:07.340 but like...

01:41:08.620 Come on.

01:41:09.740 It's good.

01:41:10.440 It's done.

01:41:11.040 You don't have to

01:41:11.500 go way too hard

01:41:12.680 to paint here.

01:41:15.640 Like,

01:41:16.360 you must

01:41:17.400 acknowledge like,

01:41:18.180 oh yeah,

01:41:18.460 this is helping

01:41:19.020 a little.

01:41:19.580 Yeah.

01:41:20.540 But you're just

01:41:23.480 fighting with people

01:41:24.560 on Facebook,

01:41:25.120 really.

01:41:25.340 I mean...

01:41:28.340 Limited upside.

01:41:30.760 It's...

01:41:31.340 It's...

01:41:34.780 Fighting on the

01:41:38.480 internet all day

01:41:39.580 with people

01:41:40.180 and like,

01:41:41.680 oh,

01:41:41.960 I'm a warrior. 0.99

01:41:43.200 I'm fucking... 0.99

01:41:44.140 I'm in the 1.00

01:41:44.860 Twitter comments

01:41:45.640 every day,

01:41:46.440 bro. 1.00

01:41:46.860 I'm fucking 0.99

01:41:47.280 doing that. 0.99

01:41:48.200 That is the...

01:41:49.480 If the...

01:41:50.800 You know,

01:41:51.280 the struggle

01:41:51.960 we'll call it.

01:41:53.280 Is that what

01:41:53.620 Hitler called it?

01:41:54.300 Okay,

01:41:54.600 we'll call it that

01:41:55.140 because...

01:41:56.140 In the overall...

01:42:00.180 In the grand casino 1.00

01:42:01.660 of all the bullshit, 1.00

01:42:03.340 those people are the ones 1.00

01:42:04.440 that are just playing

01:42:05.160 VLTs.

01:42:06.220 They're just pulling

01:42:07.020 the lever

01:42:07.520 and it's like,

01:42:08.060 clink, clink, clink.

01:42:09.720 Like,

01:42:09.900 almost got three oranges

01:42:11.420 that time.

01:42:12.780 And they just tweet,

01:42:14.380 tweet,

01:42:15.060 Facebook,

01:42:15.760 Facebook.

01:42:16.400 It's like,

01:42:17.200 man.

01:42:18.600 So, you know,

01:42:19.340 I don't respect them.

01:42:24.200 You know?

01:42:24.900 I mean,

01:42:26.680 you gotta do

01:42:27.160 something,

01:42:27.880 right?

01:42:28.780 I do this,

01:42:29.700 believe it or not.

01:42:30.540 This is a valid

01:42:31.580 thing to do.

01:42:34.240 This pays the bills.

01:42:35.420 Hey,

01:42:35.680 I entertain people

01:42:36.440 and I'm a pundit.

01:42:37.800 I'm a commentator.

01:42:38.780 That's what I do.

01:42:40.820 What are you doing? 0.98

01:42:41.780 Shooting off 0.95

01:42:42.440 about you

01:42:42.980 professionally.

01:42:43.820 Ooh,

01:42:44.140 that's lame. 0.99

01:42:45.660 That's pretty gay. 1.00

01:42:46.980 You should get a job 1.00

01:42:47.880 or something.

01:42:52.560 I don't know.

01:42:53.540 I feel like

01:42:53.940 maybe you're missing

01:42:54.660 something there.

01:42:56.220 David,

01:42:56.660 6969.

01:42:57.880 What,

01:42:58.080 169's not enough

01:42:59.160 for you?

01:42:59.340 You need two?

01:43:00.540 Or is there four

01:43:01.200 people involved?

01:43:02.140 David?

01:43:03.260 What kind of 1.00

01:43:03.760 sick shit are you... 1.00

01:43:04.480 What did you and 1.00

01:43:05.320 Kira get up to 0.99

01:43:06.040 at that restaurant?

01:43:07.100 Range,

01:43:07.480 50 meters,

01:43:08.100 two rees left,

01:43:09.140 two rees right.

01:43:10.220 On your own time,

01:43:10.940 go on.

01:43:11.720 Rapid rate,

01:43:12.400 go on.

01:43:13.800 CRJ is my avatar,

01:43:14.900 was a baby bunny, 1.00

01:43:15.940 you fucking monster. 1.00

01:43:16.780 Well, 1.00

01:43:17.060 you know what?

01:43:17.500 I'm glad it's the 0.97

01:43:18.320 Nazi again 0.99

01:43:19.020 and that the bunny 0.99

01:43:19.740 is dead.

01:43:20.700 That's good.

01:43:21.460 Did you...

01:43:21.760 I hope you got that

01:43:22.680 bunny for Christmas 1.00

01:43:23.360 and I made you kill it 0.99

01:43:24.440 as a show of... 1.00

01:43:26.060 To prove your loyalty.

01:43:28.820 You know what?

01:43:29.520 That's something else 0.99

01:43:30.220 I'm going to fucking 0.99

01:43:30.780 demand right now. 0.99

01:43:31.540 I told you we're going

01:43:32.280 into a dark year.

01:43:33.200 It's all authoritarian 0.98

01:43:34.040 daggone from now on. 0.92

01:43:35.340 I want all of you 0.97

01:43:36.140 right now,

01:43:36.560 you find something you 1.00

01:43:37.360 love and kill it 1.00

01:43:38.100 in front of me. 1.00

01:43:38.800 Now.

01:43:39.600 Right now.

01:43:40.500 To prove that you're... 1.00

01:43:41.620 That we're fucking... 1.00

01:43:42.280 Otherwise, 0.99

01:43:42.720 I'm going to question

01:43:43.220 your loyalty.

01:43:45.280 What?

01:43:45.700 I'm not killing anything. 0.99

01:43:46.380 I don't have to do shit. 0.99

01:43:47.440 I was in jail. 0.98

01:43:48.260 Where were you?

01:43:49.980 I don't care if it's

01:43:50.740 your children.

01:43:51.280 Go get them right now.

01:43:53.760 I'm not continuing

01:43:54.520 until I leave. 1.00

01:43:57.720 Get what I want you to kill. 1.00

01:44:03.460 I would be a great 1.00

01:44:04.680 evil dictator. 0.97

01:44:08.880 I'm going to... 0.97

01:44:09.380 I'm going to go full 0.95

01:44:11.700 liberal monster 0.85

01:44:12.520 and then just take over 0.99

01:44:13.480 the world

01:44:13.880 and just make everyone 0.98

01:44:14.820 kill what they love 0.82

01:44:15.620 just out of spite. 0.99

01:44:17.880 And it'll be like...

01:44:18.500 I was fine.

01:44:19.160 Man, I was doing fine

01:44:20.000 and then one day

01:44:20.520 it was like the wolf guy

01:44:21.640 on Facebook.

01:44:22.440 I was like, 1.00

01:44:22.720 oh, this shit again. 1.00

01:44:23.660 And then I just went over 1.00

01:44:24.840 the edge

01:44:25.140 and I was like,

01:44:25.520 you know what?

01:44:25.820 I'm taking over the planet.

01:44:27.240 It's not as ambitious

01:44:28.180 as going on Facebook

01:44:29.820 to talk trash 1.00

01:44:30.640 like you're in fucking... 1.00

01:44:32.000 Like you're grade eight. 1.00

01:44:32.760 That's very...

01:44:35.760 As we heard from the movie,

01:44:36.920 incredibly powerful.

01:44:38.680 Very brave.

01:44:40.740 A lot of...

01:44:41.300 I think there's going

01:44:41.960 to be a fan club.

01:44:43.020 I think there's going

01:44:43.640 to be like a comic-con

01:44:44.720 invention.

01:44:45.200 I think there's going

01:44:45.600 to be kids dressing up

01:44:46.480 as their favorite

01:44:46.940 characters from that movie.

01:44:49.000 I think that guy,

01:44:50.440 the social media warrior guy,

01:44:53.320 I think he's going to be...

01:44:54.480 I think he's going to be

01:44:55.840 the next John Rambo

01:44:56.960 to be completely...

01:44:57.860 He's going to resonate

01:44:58.660 with the current generation.

01:45:00.380 Look, hey, 1.00

01:45:00.820 he just sits on his ass 1.00

01:45:01.800 and does nothing. 1.00

01:45:02.760 Just like me.

01:45:03.720 And they'll be...

01:45:04.700 And they'll be connected

01:45:05.380 to him.

01:45:10.180 It's funny, too,

01:45:11.080 when people are like, 0.99

01:45:11.780 you don't fucking do it. 0.99

01:45:12.780 You just sit there 1.00

01:45:13.500 in your chair. 1.00

01:45:14.260 Motherfucker, 1.00

01:45:14.680 I was in the goddamn 1.00

01:45:15.740 infantry for nearly 15 years. 1.00

01:45:19.000 15 years. 0.99

01:45:20.660 We were fucking stacking 0.99

01:45:21.880 bodies when you were 1.00

01:45:22.800 trying to figure out

01:45:23.360 if you can shave or not.

01:45:26.260 If I'm going to sit 1.00

01:45:27.160 in a chair and talk shit 1.00

01:45:28.700 about whatever the fuck 1.00

01:45:29.340 I want, 0.99

01:45:29.900 I goddamn will. 1.00

01:45:31.080 fuck you. 1.00

01:45:33.860 Come get me. 1.00

01:45:34.840 Come get some. 1.00

01:45:36.600 And kill whatever you love 1.00

01:45:38.020 in front of me 1.00

01:45:38.660 to prove you.

01:45:41.540 Tag along season three

01:45:42.540 is good.

01:45:42.900 You have no idea.

01:45:43.780 It's going to get so bad.

01:45:44.720 It's going to be so dark.

01:45:46.040 There might be an actual

01:45:46.880 human blood sacrifice.

01:45:47.980 Well, you know,

01:45:48.360 Morgan's here, too.

01:45:49.020 We may just...

01:45:49.860 What do you think?

01:45:50.360 We have a whole altar here

01:45:51.500 set up.

01:45:53.140 That's what this really is.

01:45:54.420 That's...

01:45:55.060 You're going to see 0.99

01:45:56.200 some shit here. 1.00

01:45:57.820 All right? 0.99

01:45:58.660 Morgan Mays,

01:45:59.880 heart of the Illuminati,

01:46:01.320 blood cult,

01:46:02.320 RCMP fed,

01:46:04.340 snitching,

01:46:05.900 rap,

01:46:06.820 Sheffleman, 0.97

01:46:07.800 secret model,

01:46:08.940 drug cartel,

01:46:10.140 reptilian,

01:46:10.920 hyperborean,

01:46:11.760 under the pyramids,

01:46:13.220 Illuminati,

01:46:14.820 super people

01:46:17.160 that I've escaped.

01:46:19.620 Yeah, too.

01:46:20.340 This woman says 0.91

01:46:21.660 that she's escaped.

01:46:22.600 This is a real person.

01:46:26.120 They've...

01:46:26.600 You know,

01:46:27.040 the satanic

01:46:27.740 global power elite cult

01:46:29.360 that is so powerful

01:46:31.800 they can assassinate... 0.97

01:46:33.020 They can just kill at will. 0.99

01:46:34.020 Jeffrey Epstein, 0.99

01:46:34.640 obviously,

01:46:34.920 they murdered him.

01:46:36.460 While inside

01:46:37.600 of a facility,

01:46:40.560 of a prison,

01:46:42.060 guards incapacitated,

01:46:44.440 you know,

01:46:44.780 screens,

01:46:45.200 the whole thing.

01:46:45.760 They did that.

01:46:46.600 But if only he knew

01:46:48.500 what this crazy

01:46:49.900 60-year-old 0.99

01:46:50.620 drugged-out lady knew. 1.00

01:46:51.760 Because she's just

01:46:52.460 been fighting

01:46:52.960 these assassination

01:46:53.560 attempts off

01:46:54.220 for like 10 years.

01:46:55.620 It's like,

01:46:55.840 that's where they

01:46:56.420 shot at me.

01:46:57.300 Like,

01:46:57.480 that's not a bullet hole.

01:46:58.420 That's just a hole

01:46:59.140 in your rust.

01:46:59.940 Anyway.

01:47:02.300 Yeah.

01:47:02.940 Morgan didn't give her

01:47:03.720 the appropriate attention,

01:47:04.820 so she's since

01:47:05.640 dedicated her entire life

01:47:07.240 to fighting Morgan.

01:47:09.020 That's a trend.

01:47:10.460 That's a theme

01:47:10.940 I've noticed.

01:47:11.460 Again,

01:47:11.700 jealousy.

01:47:12.400 People don't get

01:47:12.980 the attention

01:47:13.440 they think

01:47:14.040 that they deserve

01:47:15.920 or something.

01:47:17.200 And then freak out

01:47:18.500 and become

01:47:19.760 worse than

01:47:20.920 like any

01:47:21.440 ex-girlfriend

01:47:22.220 or boyfriend

01:47:22.940 you've ever had.

01:47:24.780 Way,

01:47:25.440 way worse.

01:47:25.940 I've never,

01:47:27.080 never in a,

01:47:29.740 have I ever

01:47:30.640 had an ex-girlfriend

01:47:32.180 be this

01:47:34.260 like,

01:47:36.420 disturbed

01:47:36.900 and obsessed

01:47:37.740 and fixated.

01:47:41.400 Not even close.

01:47:42.580 Not even close.

01:47:43.460 So what is that?

01:47:45.040 What is this level

01:47:46.140 of obsession

01:47:47.380 and derangement?

01:47:48.060 It's like,

01:47:48.620 like these people

01:47:50.220 are future serial killers

01:47:51.320 potentially.

01:47:51.940 Do you know what I mean?

01:47:52.380 Like that's,

01:47:53.360 you know,

01:47:55.380 that's your,

01:47:55.940 that's your watch list

01:47:56.860 right there.

01:47:58.320 FBI,

01:47:58.960 CSIS.

01:48:00.340 That's,

01:48:01.060 it's an honest opinion.

01:48:04.480 If anybody's going

01:48:05.020 to go on a rampage

01:48:05.840 and just kill people 0.99

01:48:06.600 for no reason 0.99

01:48:07.240 and that's,

01:48:08.420 you should look into them.

01:48:10.400 There's some seriously 0.94

01:48:11.480 fucked up, 0.99

01:48:12.080 some of the people 0.99

01:48:14.440 that I've met

01:48:14.840 over the years

01:48:15.240 and some of the lawyers

01:48:15.980 I've talked to

01:48:16.560 recently,

01:48:17.780 when they see 1.00

01:48:18.480 all of the shit 1.00

01:48:19.140 that goes on, 1.00

01:48:19.940 you know,

01:48:20.220 behind this,

01:48:20.900 you know,

01:48:21.280 with,

01:48:21.680 you know,

01:48:22.240 the legal stuff

01:48:23.060 and the stalking

01:48:23.760 and the craziness

01:48:24.500 and the,

01:48:24.860 you know,

01:48:25.200 they're like, 1.00

01:48:26.000 what the fuck? 1.00

01:48:28.260 I know. 1.00

01:48:29.020 Yeah,

01:48:29.220 it's quite extreme.

01:48:32.100 It's quite insane.

01:48:33.460 And it's like,

01:48:34.180 it's like every person

01:48:35.940 that could be Buffalo Bill

01:48:37.040 in Canada

01:48:37.480 has been attracted to us

01:48:38.820 and,

01:48:39.860 you know, 1.00

01:48:41.040 answer my fucking 1.00

01:48:43.320 dance message. 1.00

01:48:45.340 You're a fad. 0.97

01:48:46.480 I'm gonna make

01:48:47.060 a million videos

01:48:47.860 about you.

01:48:53.580 Now,

01:48:54.100 a lot of them too

01:48:54.820 have like fake names.

01:48:56.340 You guys see a lot of,

01:48:57.000 do you guys have a lot

01:48:57.520 of people in your friends

01:48:58.340 list?

01:48:58.640 I'm sure a lot of you

01:48:59.180 do because it's all

01:48:59.760 the same.

01:49:00.200 Everyone just started

01:49:00.720 adding everybody to

01:49:01.480 Facebook and it's like,

01:49:02.280 it's a free for all.

01:49:02.860 I don't even know

01:49:03.140 any of those people

01:49:03.540 on there.

01:49:04.720 There's a bunch of

01:49:05.300 fake names of people.

01:49:06.720 I don't mean the

01:49:07.400 indigenous people.

01:49:08.100 I mean like,

01:49:09.280 clearly a white guy

01:49:10.220 and his name is like 1.00

01:49:11.360 fucking, 1.00

01:49:12.120 you know, 0.99

01:49:14.640 Iron Mountain

01:49:19.080 or something.

01:49:19.860 You know what I mean?

01:49:20.480 It's like,

01:49:21.080 dude,

01:49:21.600 your name is Donald.

01:49:23.600 Okay?

01:49:24.540 Relax.

01:49:25.380 And cut it out

01:49:25.900 with the wolf memes.

01:49:27.080 All right?

01:49:27.400 You're not,

01:49:29.000 hey,

01:49:29.580 you know what would

01:49:30.140 actually,

01:49:31.120 number one,

01:49:31.980 draw the respect

01:49:33.220 from your peers

01:49:34.020 that you're deeply,

01:49:35.000 insecurely,

01:49:35.880 and subconsciously

01:49:36.540 craving so much

01:49:37.360 and draw the attention

01:49:38.580 of the women

01:49:39.140 that you can't seem

01:49:39.900 to get any attention

01:49:40.660 from whatsoever.

01:49:41.700 You should probably

01:49:42.500 make something of yourself,

01:49:44.100 work on that disaster 1.00

01:49:45.460 of a fucking body 1.00

01:49:46.280 you've got for starters 1.00

01:49:47.080 because everybody

01:49:47.480 can fix that.

01:49:48.400 Get some kind of a job,

01:49:49.580 move out of your mom's house. 0.92

01:49:51.560 You know,

01:49:51.880 get some kind of,

01:49:52.660 get something going for you

01:49:53.860 and then you'll have

01:49:55.780 all those things.

01:49:56.320 But I understand,

01:49:57.340 again,

01:49:57.580 that that is hard work

01:49:58.680 and will take time

01:50:00.420 and that's not really

01:50:01.900 what we're into,

01:50:03.000 I suppose.

01:50:03.780 All right,

01:50:04.220 I guess,

01:50:04.500 just change your name

01:50:05.340 to make it sound like

01:50:06.680 you're one of the,

01:50:07.520 you know,

01:50:07.920 Marvel comics

01:50:08.780 that got cut.

01:50:10.740 I mean,

01:50:11.040 they made like,

01:50:12.220 they made Green Lantern

01:50:13.460 but they didn't make you

01:50:15.180 because it's like

01:50:15.920 you're not even that good.

01:50:17.280 So like,

01:50:17.700 just put that,

01:50:19.060 that's your name now.

01:50:20.620 You're some kind of,

01:50:21.640 you're some kind of

01:50:22.440 mythical creature

01:50:23.120 and there's wolves

01:50:24.680 as pictures of you

01:50:25.740 and you're constantly

01:50:26.980 reiterating to people 1.00

01:50:28.040 how not to fuck with you 1.00

01:50:29.720 because there's, 1.00

01:50:31.340 you don't want to see

01:50:32.620 what,

01:50:33.340 yeah,

01:50:33.720 that's fine.

01:50:34.380 Just do all that.

01:50:35.780 I'm sure that's a,

01:50:36.520 I'm sure that's a,

01:50:37.520 that's an adequate substitute

01:50:38.980 for a lifetime 1.00

01:50:39.940 of being a bitch 1.00

01:50:41.800 and doing nothing, 1.00

01:50:42.940 doing absolutely nothing

01:50:43.760 with your life.

01:50:44.340 I'm sure that will,

01:50:46.080 yeah,

01:50:47.780 that'll,

01:50:48.080 that'll balance out.

01:50:48.880 That'll work,

01:50:49.400 that'll be fine. 0.99

01:50:51.020 I'm glad CRJ's bunny is dead. 0.99

01:50:53.200 That's good.

01:50:54.900 I can see in the chat now

01:50:56.040 a ton of women are like, 1.00

01:50:56.840 that's exactly what we want.

01:50:57.740 We want that guy.

01:50:58.880 We want the guy

01:50:59.980 that just tells us

01:51:01.160 how awesome he is

01:51:02.160 and,

01:51:03.560 oh,

01:51:04.620 and then,

01:51:05.100 and then,

01:51:05.480 and then,

01:51:05.540 I'm done.

01:51:09.200 Scar Diddley says,

01:51:10.200 Jesse,

01:51:10.480 you're banned.

01:51:12.220 I should be banning people

01:51:13.540 in,

01:51:13.960 in Ventura voice.

01:51:16.420 You're banned.

01:51:17.760 I don't want to see you

01:51:18.940 around here

01:51:19.740 ever again.

01:51:20.580 why don't you go

01:51:22.760 post a wolf meme?

01:51:26.700 Why don't you create

01:51:30.780 some kind of a group,

01:51:32.520 some kind of group chat,

01:51:34.360 perhaps,

01:51:35.040 and then randomly invite

01:51:36.640 a bunch of women 1.00

01:51:37.460 you think that are attractive

01:51:38.840 as some kind of

01:51:40.160 covert facade excuse

01:51:42.400 for you to talk to them

01:51:43.880 because you have

01:51:44.520 no other means

01:51:45.560 of making contact

01:51:47.160 with the opposite sex.

01:51:48.840 you'll pretend to bond

01:51:50.400 on this desire for,

01:51:52.060 you don't even really know

01:51:53.100 what's going on,

01:51:53.980 but this is your only

01:51:54.880 and probably last

01:51:56.400 opportunity

01:51:57.400 to act like some kind of,

01:51:59.780 you know,

01:52:00.340 actual man

01:52:01.240 because the actual men

01:52:02.540 are busy

01:52:03.160 and they're not noticed,

01:52:04.740 so you should make

01:52:05.520 the most of it.

01:52:09.960 Don't forget

01:52:10.940 the wolf meme!

01:52:12.540 Don't forget

01:52:13.300 wolf or lions

01:52:14.500 or dragons

01:52:16.240 or something.

01:52:18.840 Don't forget those.

01:52:20.140 There's guys,

01:52:20.780 again,

01:52:21.420 special forces guys

01:52:22.540 that are like,

01:52:23.600 probably,

01:52:24.260 he's probably killing 0.87

01:52:25.120 someone right now 0.93

01:52:26.020 in Ukraine.

01:52:26.900 He has like a

01:52:27.720 Hello Kitty badge 1.00

01:52:28.720 on his fucking 1.00

01:52:29.300 play carrier 1.00

01:52:29.840 for no reason

01:52:33.460 except that he's like,

01:52:35.620 my daughter gave it to me

01:52:36.400 and I think it's insulting

01:52:37.200 and humiliating 0.99

01:52:37.820 to the people I kill. 0.99

01:52:39.680 And you're like, 0.99

01:52:40.160 cool.

01:52:41.380 And he just says that,

01:52:42.840 you know.

01:52:43.020 Oh,

01:52:46.460 what you got there,

01:52:46.980 bro?

01:52:47.140 A wolf meme?

01:52:47.940 Oh,

01:52:48.100 that's badass.

01:52:48.640 Can I see it? 0.90

01:52:49.160 Dead! 1.00

01:52:49.620 You're dead immediately. 1.00

01:52:50.520 He would just kill you. 1.00

01:52:52.480 Don't show 0.98

01:52:53.020 John Wick

01:52:54.240 any wolf memes

01:52:55.300 or lions

01:52:56.020 he might think

01:52:57.400 are cool.

01:52:57.720 The other two,

01:52:58.140 nope.

01:52:58.980 Absolutely not.

01:53:00.320 Delete them.

01:53:00.840 I trust you've all

01:53:01.600 had time

01:53:02.220 to delete

01:53:03.240 anything.

01:53:05.660 I don't want to see it.

01:53:07.020 I don't want to see it.

01:53:07.900 I don't want to go 1.00

01:53:08.380 to another fucking 0.99

01:53:09.040 Facebook page. 1.00

01:53:09.860 I don't want to see

01:53:13.420 and the Peeky Blinders guy.

01:53:15.480 What's with that about?

01:53:16.740 What is that about?

01:53:19.580 How?

01:53:20.220 There's no way

01:53:20.940 people haven't,

01:53:21.540 I'm just,

01:53:22.140 this stream's a mess anyway. 0.99

01:53:23.600 Who gives a fuck? 0.99

01:53:24.460 Nobody cares. 0.99

01:53:25.160 Nobody's ever cared.

01:53:30.620 Like,

01:53:31.700 this guy.

01:53:35.420 This is the guy.

01:53:36.840 I guarantee

01:53:37.480 you've all seen him.

01:53:38.560 This

01:53:38.940 it'll be this photo

01:53:40.920 or some photo

01:53:42.400 of this guy.

01:53:43.240 This one especially.

01:53:45.120 And there'll be 0.99

01:53:45.600 some fucking quote 0.99

01:53:47.040 about, 1.00

01:53:48.700 you know,

01:53:49.580 being some kind 0.54

01:53:50.460 of badass.

01:53:51.820 Or it's this.

01:53:52.380 These are all ironic

01:53:53.580 which is really funny.

01:53:54.620 There's a,

01:53:55.000 there's Tom Hardy again.

01:53:56.600 Oh,

01:53:56.860 he's in the same show.

01:53:57.840 Perfect.

01:53:58.680 Perfect.

01:53:59.100 He's in the show too.

01:54:00.040 Of course he is.

01:54:00.820 So we've got a double goldmine

01:54:02.440 of,

01:54:03.480 of simp beta.

01:54:05.900 Come on guys.

01:54:07.300 They're not even real.

01:54:12.760 Be like Thomas.

01:54:14.300 See,

01:54:14.720 is this what it is?

01:54:16.960 Be,

01:54:17.460 oh yes.

01:54:18.140 Be,

01:54:18.380 be like,

01:54:19.300 that's right.

01:54:20.340 Be like a guy

01:54:21.280 who doesn't exist.

01:54:22.360 Be like a fictional

01:54:25.120 character on TV.

01:54:26.520 Post memes

01:54:27.240 and sayings

01:54:28.180 from a fictional character

01:54:29.180 played by an actor

01:54:30.060 in a time period piece

01:54:31.340 made for net,

01:54:32.640 or is it on Netflix?

01:54:33.480 It is on Netflix.

01:54:34.440 Made on Netflix 0.79

01:54:35.100 which is run by pedophiles 1.00

01:54:36.280 and criminal gangster scum 1.00

01:54:37.380 to prove 1.00

01:54:39.260 how much of a 1.00

01:54:40.040 fucking 0.99

01:54:40.580 badass man you are. 0.99

01:54:42.720 Listen, 0.99

01:54:43.440 I'm telling you,

01:54:44.200 every man,

01:54:44.820 there's,

01:54:45.140 I'm surprised.

01:54:46.100 You know what?

01:54:48.200 Nobody's answered.

01:54:48.680 I texted them earlier.

01:54:49.820 I texted a couple of guys

01:54:50.860 in JTF2 earlier

01:54:51.740 and they didn't answer me.

01:54:52.620 Do you know why?

01:54:53.200 Because they're probably

01:54:53.940 on their way over

01:54:54.740 to Lion Meme Guy's house

01:54:56.320 right now

01:54:56.880 to recruit them.

01:54:59.320 That's,

01:54:59.600 I can't,

01:55:00.100 that's where I would,

01:55:00.920 I can't believe

01:55:01.420 I didn't think of this.

01:55:02.240 That's,

01:55:02.560 that's probably

01:55:03.320 what they're doing

01:55:03.740 for sure.

01:55:05.820 Um,

01:55:06.340 lots of time.

01:55:09.620 Let me scroll down here.

01:55:11.080 Jake Powell

01:55:11.700 says coming back

01:55:15.420 to how cheesy,

01:55:16.040 fake,

01:55:16.300 exaggerated,

01:55:16.800 romantic scenes

01:55:17.480 society has become.

01:55:20.220 Do yourself a treat

01:55:21.480 and go check out

01:55:22.000 Australian TV ads.

01:55:23.380 I swear to mind blowing

01:55:24.420 the most cheesy, 1.00

01:55:25.740 weird shit out there. 0.99

01:55:27.300 I swear to gold. 1.00

01:55:28.680 And check early

01:55:29.340 2000s Australia.

01:55:31.280 Body pump.

01:55:32.100 Oh God.

01:55:32.860 Yeah,

01:55:33.060 they're,

01:55:33.240 they're obsessed

01:55:33.740 with pumping bodies

01:55:34.500 in Australia.

01:55:35.420 Is it anything like

01:55:36.140 body break in Canada?

01:55:37.480 I hope it is.

01:55:38.580 Redneck agent says,

01:55:39.360 hey boss,

01:55:39.660 love the suit,

01:55:40.120 but are you wearing pants?

01:55:41.020 Nope.

01:55:41.220 I don't even wear pants.

01:55:43.300 Feds don't have to wear pants. 1.00

01:55:45.360 That's the thing.

01:55:47.340 Underneath this chair

01:55:48.380 where there's no pants,

01:55:49.620 there's actually

01:55:50.540 just a pipe

01:55:51.740 that's been inserted.

01:55:53.500 I can piss into it

01:55:54.820 and it also

01:55:56.240 shoots money out.

01:55:57.500 Sometimes it's covered

01:55:58.180 in piss, 0.95

01:55:58.620 but it's free money.

01:55:59.720 And it's,

01:56:00.060 it's all your tax money

01:56:01.320 and the pipe

01:56:02.120 just shoots sometimes

01:56:03.740 uh, 0.75

01:56:04.580 piss soaked money on it.

01:56:06.300 It's, 0.55

01:56:06.520 it's mine anyway

01:56:07.240 if it is probably

01:56:08.060 so it's,

01:56:08.660 but generally

01:56:09.160 I know when it comes,

01:56:10.820 I know the timing,

01:56:11.620 it doesn't usually come in

01:56:12.360 until like two in the morning

01:56:13.160 so it's like,

01:56:13.760 as long as it's after that

01:56:14.660 it's usually dry in the morning.

01:56:15.580 Anyway,

01:56:17.020 the pipe shoots money on it

01:56:18.020 because that's how it works.

01:56:18.980 You get,

01:56:19.420 it's called a fed pipe

01:56:20.440 and all feds know this. 1.00

01:56:22.240 You fucking loser idiots 1.00

01:56:23.340 that aren't even liberal feds 1.00

01:56:24.500 like me.

01:56:25.400 You don't even,

01:56:25.780 you don't even have 0.95

01:56:26.380 a money piss pipe, 0.83

01:56:27.280 do you? 0.99

01:56:27.620 I had fucking uh, 0.96

01:56:32.660 go, 0.99

01:56:33.000 go look up who the fucking uh, 1.00

01:56:34.980 liberal minister is 0.99

01:56:35.960 in my writing.

01:56:36.680 He came over,

01:56:37.640 stalled,

01:56:38.040 stalled himself.

01:56:39.040 He was just at the

01:56:39.820 World Economic Forum

01:56:40.640 and he's like,

01:56:40.940 dude, 0.99

01:56:41.120 you want a fucking uh, 1.00

01:56:42.740 you want a, 1.00

01:56:43.300 a fed piss pipe?

01:56:45.800 And I was like,

01:56:46.200 absolutely.

01:56:47.380 I sure do.

01:56:48.480 I'm,

01:56:48.960 hey,

01:56:49.360 I'm one of you,

01:56:50.140 right?

01:56:50.620 And he was like,

01:56:51.420 that's right.

01:56:52.100 And him and a whole team

01:56:54.640 of dwarves came in 0.98

01:56:55.520 and they put it in.

01:56:59.400 I'd show you,

01:57:00.280 but then,

01:57:00.840 that's one of the rules.

01:57:01.940 I'm not allowed to show you proof.

01:57:03.460 I'm only allowed to do

01:57:04.480 stuff like this.

01:57:05.480 I cover an eye.

01:57:06.960 Sometimes,

01:57:07.320 and Morgan gives you,

01:57:08.420 it's all in,

01:57:09.220 I love these guys too,

01:57:10.260 right?

01:57:10.980 It's always in plain view.

01:57:14.100 Just as I suspect

01:57:16.540 it did.

01:57:17.480 See how,

01:57:21.920 see how she has

01:57:23.340 the,

01:57:24.160 the devil 1.00

01:57:24.980 fucking horns? 1.00

01:57:35.700 She'll use the devil for, 1.00

01:57:37.220 like,

01:57:37.820 just,

01:57:38.080 just because,

01:57:38.820 because it's like,

01:57:39.340 it's a girl with horns. 0.99

01:57:40.440 It's like,

01:57:40.800 it's,

01:57:41.120 it's Snapchat.

01:57:42.120 It's not,

01:57:42.480 it's not,

01:57:42.980 it's not to be thought about.

01:57:45.740 It's just there.

01:57:46.800 You can also be a monkey.

01:57:48.640 There's probably,

01:57:49.280 there's plants that are like 0.99

01:57:50.220 fucking each other. 0.99

01:57:50.940 Whatever you want. 1.00

01:57:51.700 You can just do anything weird

01:57:52.540 you want with that.

01:57:54.300 The normal human reaction

01:57:55.640 is like,

01:57:56.080 you know,

01:57:56.920 look,

01:57:57.480 filter everything.

01:57:58.380 But they literally see that

01:58:00.020 and go,

01:58:00.320 this is proof.

01:58:01.060 This is proof

01:58:02.040 that we have been infiltrated

01:58:04.100 by the Illuminati.

01:58:07.260 She's signaling,

01:58:08.280 and that's what they have to do,

01:58:09.320 signaling to us

01:58:10.860 to relieve

01:58:12.680 her karmic guilt.

01:58:14.400 Because if they show us

01:58:17.020 what they're doing

01:58:17.820 out in the plain open

01:58:19.200 with symbolism,

01:58:21.080 then they are spared

01:58:23.080 adrenochrome harvesting

01:58:25.220 or something.

01:58:31.520 Now,

01:58:32.540 you might be here asking yourself,

01:58:36.040 why us?

01:58:38.740 Why me?

01:58:39.780 Why am I

01:58:41.240 being targeted

01:58:42.320 with this

01:58:42.960 extremely,

01:58:44.460 extremely

01:58:45.620 elaborate

01:58:47.440 and expensive,

01:58:49.740 very expensive

01:58:51.360 scheme

01:58:52.740 to trick

01:58:55.240 us,

01:58:56.960 people with

01:58:57.520 no,

01:58:58.760 basically sequestered

01:59:00.160 in a silenced

01:59:01.500 echo chamber

01:59:02.760 internet

01:59:03.220 where we can't get out.

01:59:05.040 We're basically

01:59:05.400 in an asylum.

01:59:06.580 You can't,

01:59:07.140 once you're in,

01:59:08.060 you're in,

01:59:08.580 you can't.

01:59:11.740 Nobody has any money,

01:59:12.880 nobody has any power,

01:59:13.620 nobody has any,

01:59:14.100 well,

01:59:14.900 I'm going to tell you

01:59:17.700 on a secret.

01:59:18.140 It's because

01:59:18.600 we're all awesome 0.99

01:59:19.960 fucking warrior 0.99

01:59:20.920 superhero lion people, 0.99

01:59:22.580 and that's why

01:59:23.540 we're in a direct

01:59:24.320 engagement

01:59:24.900 with the

01:59:26.400 lords of darkness.

01:59:29.860 Because I'm

01:59:30.700 super important.

01:59:31.780 I am a

01:59:33.860 random guy

01:59:34.660 on Facebook

01:59:35.780 who posts

01:59:36.820 lion memes

01:59:37.520 and stuff,

01:59:38.240 and I once

01:59:39.080 took a video

01:59:39.760 of police

01:59:41.000 doing,

01:59:41.960 which could be

01:59:42.780 literally anything,

01:59:43.680 no one knows,

01:59:44.960 but I'm

01:59:46.420 being,

01:59:47.140 the gang

01:59:48.000 stalking,

01:59:49.340 that's another

01:59:49.720 good one.

01:59:51.320 Everyone is

01:59:51.960 following them,

01:59:52.660 everyone is

01:59:53.200 after them.

01:59:56.900 People tell me,

01:59:58.020 that's what they're

01:59:58.520 doing to you,

01:59:58.920 reds, 0.94

01:59:59.140 they're gang

01:59:59.480 stalking you,

02:00:00.000 bro.

02:00:00.160 This is just

02:00:02.340 insane people

02:00:03.140 behavior,

02:00:04.300 where they're

02:00:04.840 driving by

02:00:05.460 your house

02:00:05.880 and taking

02:00:06.200 pictures and

02:00:07.000 making 100

02:00:09.880 accounts and

02:00:10.580 following you

02:00:11.140 and constantly

02:00:11.780 shooting off

02:00:12.420 and spreading 1.00

02:00:13.120 lies about you.

02:00:14.280 No,

02:00:15.520 this is just 1.00

02:00:16.020 mentally ill 1.00

02:00:16.820 retards. 1.00

02:00:18.700 I know, 0.91

02:00:19.060 just like it's

02:00:19.760 hard for them

02:00:20.320 to imagine

02:00:20.860 that there

02:00:21.520 could be a

02:00:22.180 man that's

02:00:22.740 capable of

02:00:23.480 actually doing

02:00:24.200 things,

02:00:25.120 it's equally

02:00:25.760 difficult for

02:00:26.680 people on our

02:00:27.460 side to imagine

02:00:28.300 that someone

02:00:28.660 could be so

02:00:29.180 depraved, 1.00

02:00:29.720 pathetic, 1.00

02:00:30.160 pointless and 1.00

02:00:30.680 devoid of

02:00:31.200 any real

02:00:32.200 reason to

02:00:32.720 exist,

02:00:33.200 that they

02:00:33.840 could dedicate

02:00:34.400 their entire

02:00:35.220 lives to

02:00:35.960 something so

02:00:36.740 petty,

02:00:37.140 trivial and

02:00:37.660 meaningless.

02:00:39.000 But I

02:00:39.900 assure you,

02:00:41.000 it is very

02:00:41.580 real and

02:00:42.880 doctors have

02:00:43.840 not yet found

02:00:44.720 a cure.

02:00:46.160 I think

02:00:46.760 Donkey Dong

02:00:47.400 was working

02:00:47.900 on that,

02:00:48.560 but he's no

02:00:49.260 longer an

02:00:49.720 expert,

02:00:50.400 so we don't

02:00:51.000 know if there's

02:00:51.560 going to be a

02:00:52.000 cure now.

02:00:52.580 It was going

02:00:53.000 to come in the

02:00:53.480 form of a 1.00

02:00:54.000 giant gay 1.00

02:00:54.480 dildo. 1.00

02:00:55.720 We're sure 0.96

02:00:56.300 they would have

02:00:56.720 bought those,

02:00:57.460 they would have

02:00:57.820 went for those,

02:00:58.600 there would have

02:00:58.820 been no problem

02:00:59.460 cleaning the

02:01:00.000 shells of

02:01:00.500 those.

02:01:02.480 But again,

02:01:03.960 we don't know

02:01:06.720 what's going to

02:01:07.080 happen with him.

02:01:07.780 We may have to

02:01:08.300 let him go.

02:01:10.920 David says,

02:01:11.840 me and who?

02:01:12.400 I don't know who

02:01:13.120 you were,

02:01:13.420 oh,

02:01:13.660 Kira,

02:01:14.100 is that who?

02:01:15.180 I don't know.

02:01:16.020 The jokes are

02:01:16.720 getting too far in

02:01:17.320 the past,

02:01:17.780 I don't remember.

02:01:19.360 Whoever you want,

02:01:20.120 pick whoever you

02:01:20.640 want.

02:01:20.860 You and

02:01:21.140 Slippin' 0.96

02:01:21.560 Lizard can be,

02:01:22.040 nope,

02:01:23.000 don't.

02:01:24.560 Speaking of,

02:01:25.200 he says,

02:01:25.520 can I hear from

02:01:26.740 the Joker?

02:01:27.260 You know,

02:01:27.480 it's my favorite.

02:01:28.440 I'll have to

02:01:28.900 think of a way.

02:01:31.560 I'll have to

02:01:31.880 think,

02:01:32.040 I'll try.

02:01:33.320 Synthetic,

02:01:33.860 he says,

02:01:34.100 man,

02:01:34.240 respect,

02:01:34.520 brother,

02:01:34.720 stay top,

02:01:35.300 always.

02:01:35.680 Yeah,

02:01:36.460 right?

02:01:38.960 It's so toxic,

02:01:40.120 this place is so

02:01:40.760 toxic and full of 1.00

02:01:41.600 such toxic people 1.00

02:01:42.640 that like,

02:01:44.040 you couldn't even

02:01:44.780 keep a guy like 0.99

02:01:46.520 that engaged,

02:01:47.480 you know?

02:01:48.860 Burn, 0.98

02:01:49.180 blew himself up, 0.99

02:01:51.020 blew himself up, 0.72

02:01:52.040 for the, 1.00

02:01:52.400 for the fucking 1.00

02:01:52.980 country and 1.00

02:01:54.200 everybody,

02:01:54.500 and it's just,

02:01:56.620 you get there

02:01:58.460 and you're like,

02:01:59.040 oh,

02:01:59.400 everyone's a child.

02:02:02.240 Yeah,

02:02:02.860 I'm out.

02:02:05.320 Where is it?

02:02:10.360 I should have some,

02:02:11.540 I should do more

02:02:12.360 work to cue things

02:02:13.220 up here,

02:02:14.360 but I don't,

02:02:18.000 because I don't care

02:02:19.940 and nobody cares,

02:02:20.560 nobody's ever cared.

02:02:22.040 Um,

02:02:23.360 you know? 1.00

02:02:33.940 I'm gonna fuck this 0.83

02:02:34.860 up horribly. 0.87

02:02:42.500 You know,

02:02:43.160 people,

02:02:47.340 people just won.

02:02:49.600 I can't do it, 1.00

02:02:50.280 I'm fucked up. 1.00

02:02:53.560 The music's throwing me off. 1.00

02:02:54.800 I,

02:02:55.020 oh no,

02:02:55.560 it's a disaster,

02:02:56.380 Sliffy.

02:03:00.320 People always won.

02:03:01.780 But they can't.

02:03:02.400 I'm all,

02:03:02.800 I'm,

02:03:03.040 something's wrong,

02:03:04.080 I know,

02:03:04.360 I'm still congested.

02:03:05.140 I got sick like,

02:03:06.480 three weeks ago.

02:03:07.380 You know?

02:03:09.060 And it's still,

02:03:09.620 I can't,

02:03:10.420 I can't,

02:03:10.840 I can't get it.

02:03:11.560 I can't do it.

02:03:12.200 I'm incapacitated.

02:03:13.240 I'm on the bench.

02:03:13.860 I have an injury.

02:03:14.780 I have an upper body injury.

02:03:17.600 Seven to ten days.

02:03:18.660 I'm out of the game

02:03:19.220 seven to ten days.

02:03:20.440 Upper body injury.

02:03:24.420 Caught you,

02:03:24.900 caught you.

02:03:25.640 Got all that.

02:03:26.320 I'm all caught up.

02:03:27.400 I'm all caught up.

02:03:28.020 I think I was gonna,

02:03:30.380 I was gonna find somebody

02:03:32.460 to yell at,

02:03:32.900 maybe.

02:03:38.560 Toxic Wasteland

02:03:39.520 is a song

02:03:40.200 you think

02:03:41.060 from the 90s?

02:03:42.900 Nope.

02:03:44.060 Time out.

02:03:45.660 You need to know

02:03:46.560 exactly when it's from.

02:03:47.660 You need to be

02:03:48.460 100% confident

02:03:49.520 in information

02:03:50.180 from now on.

02:03:52.280 There's no thinking.

02:03:54.300 I just want,

02:03:54.840 I want immediate

02:03:56.040 and accurate answers.

02:03:58.020 And anyone who fails

02:03:59.480 is killed immediately 0.92

02:04:00.580 on the spot.

02:04:03.080 And guess what?

02:04:04.240 Ironically,

02:04:05.000 fed to actual wolves.

02:04:09.600 We were gonna get a lion,

02:04:11.020 but they're very expensive.

02:04:13.380 We looked into it.

02:04:14.340 We just can't afford that.

02:04:15.320 And we're not doing that.

02:04:16.840 Okay?

02:04:18.740 What are we doing?

02:04:20.280 I had a whole pile of stuff

02:04:21.840 I didn't even get to

02:04:22.500 because it's too busy yelling.

02:04:23.960 I could do it all night

02:04:25.100 and I probably will.

02:04:26.340 There's so many of them.

02:04:27.840 There's so many of them.

02:04:29.000 There's fake lawyers.

02:04:30.780 There's fake everything.

02:04:31.620 There's people with groups

02:04:32.640 that are like

02:04:33.260 trying to help

02:04:36.340 because there's a lot of

02:04:37.380 law enforcement,

02:04:37.960 a lot of ticketing, 0.99

02:04:38.960 a lot of that kind of shit 0.99

02:04:40.360 that went on. 1.00

02:04:41.740 And a lot of these 1.00

02:04:42.480 so-called fucking 1.00

02:04:43.400 freedom groups, 1.00

02:04:44.940 they just grifted

02:04:46.200 and saw an opportunity

02:04:46.820 to make money

02:04:47.340 and feel important.

02:04:48.560 As the amateurs,

02:04:50.040 this is all narcissism.

02:04:51.160 It's all what's at the root of it

02:04:52.200 at the end of the day.

02:04:52.820 I should understand.

02:04:54.460 I'm not a professional lawyer,

02:04:56.060 legal advocate.

02:04:57.260 I'm not a counselor.

02:04:58.340 I don't...

02:04:58.940 It doesn't really my bag.

02:04:59.900 It would be crazy.

02:05:01.040 It would be very irresponsible

02:05:02.300 for me

02:05:03.340 to just take someone's money

02:05:04.380 and give them legal advice.

02:05:05.800 You know?

02:05:05.980 Nevertheless,

02:05:08.560 there was lots of that going on

02:05:10.440 and it did.

02:05:11.560 It was like during the crypto craze,

02:05:14.780 which will probably come back eventually.

02:05:16.740 I've been through a couple

02:05:17.380 of these boom-bust cycles now.

02:05:18.680 When they do,

02:05:19.480 everybody's an expert again.

02:05:20.860 And then there's YouTube channels

02:05:21.780 everywhere and all the time

02:05:22.780 and it's like,

02:05:23.160 well, they seem like they know

02:05:24.500 what they're talking about.

02:05:25.420 This is no different.

02:05:27.960 Just have enough confidence 1.00

02:05:29.220 in whatever bullshit you're saying 1.00

02:05:31.000 and people will believe you. 1.00

02:05:32.300 That's all you have to do.

02:05:33.920 It's literally it.

02:05:34.940 And that has produced

02:05:36.500 a large amount

02:05:37.560 of these different characters

02:05:38.820 and these creature goblin,

02:05:40.080 you know,

02:05:40.540 crawling around at night.

02:05:42.720 You know,

02:05:42.940 that's what I picture they're doing

02:05:44.160 when they're not at home

02:05:45.440 being Facebook heroes.

02:05:46.500 They're like,

02:05:46.780 they're scurrying across the street.

02:05:49.080 Like, you know,

02:05:50.020 it's just dark and silent.

02:05:51.380 You don't see anything.

02:05:51.940 It's just alone,

02:05:52.600 like skittering of clawed feet

02:05:54.640 running across the street,

02:05:56.100 like down the road.

02:05:57.620 You're like,

02:05:57.720 what was that?

02:05:58.200 Like,

02:05:58.360 I might have one of those goblin people. 0.51

02:06:01.460 That's what I imagine they're doing.

02:06:02.620 They should have the humility

02:06:03.700 to be like,

02:06:04.200 I'm not quite,

02:06:04.820 but they don't.

02:06:06.200 They have no problem

02:06:07.220 taking people's money 0.93

02:06:08.100 and like that psycho in the RV

02:06:10.160 was like,

02:06:10.720 hey,

02:06:11.100 not only do you not pay your bills,

02:06:13.600 you're going to pay mine.

02:06:14.820 You're going to,

02:06:15.340 you're going to not pay

02:06:16.380 for your heat,

02:06:17.600 your electricity,

02:06:18.600 don't even pay income tax,

02:06:19.500 don't pay property tax.

02:06:20.640 I've,

02:06:20.940 I've relieved all that for you.

02:06:22.460 You don't have to pay it anymore.

02:06:23.380 But I,

02:06:24.100 I do need money though.

02:06:25.220 I got to pay for my RV.

02:06:27.320 You know,

02:06:27.840 and,

02:06:28.400 and people were going for,

02:06:29.300 they're doing,

02:06:29.780 they're doing it still,

02:06:30.500 as far as I know.

02:06:31.240 I heard she might be parked somewhere in Nova Scotia,

02:06:33.960 maybe even nearby,

02:06:35.260 which is interesting

02:06:38.380 because I'm thinking about going to find this queen

02:06:41.100 with a delegation

02:06:43.340 on horseback.

02:06:45.440 Now I'm going to be riding an actual horse.

02:06:48.120 Everyone else began

02:06:49.740 because of my,

02:06:50.600 my fed like king status ability

02:06:53.980 and my giant head.

02:06:55.640 And because all of you are simply my slaves,

02:06:58.720 there's going to be like brooms

02:07:00.340 and with like horse heads on them

02:07:01.580 for the other guys.

02:07:02.180 So they're just going to,

02:07:02.820 and they're going to pretend they're on horses.

02:07:04.220 Like,

02:07:04.320 and you have to make the noise.

02:07:05.340 It's like,

02:07:05.500 or again,

02:07:07.360 banned for life.

02:07:08.040 So you have to do that.

02:07:09.340 And then I'm going to go

02:07:10.120 and,

02:07:10.240 and we're going to parlay

02:07:12.760 and we'll see if her guards come out

02:07:14.660 with the swords

02:07:15.400 or whatever it was she had,

02:07:16.700 the big long lanyards

02:07:18.260 with the flags on them

02:07:19.220 and everything.

02:07:19.560 Like,

02:07:19.720 you shall not pass.

02:07:21.880 You shall not approach the queen.

02:07:24.380 That's how seriously these people took it. 1.00

02:07:25.960 It's fucking crazy. 1.00

02:07:27.400 They take themselves so fucking seriously 1.00

02:07:28.900 and they don't even realize it. 0.99

02:07:30.420 It's like you,

02:07:30.760 your existence is basically imaginary.

02:07:34.780 It is,

02:07:35.560 it is,

02:07:35.940 it is entirely imaginary.

02:07:37.900 You're like,

02:07:38.260 you're like those kids at school

02:07:40.420 that would play like,

02:07:42.400 when you're like 10

02:07:44.900 and you're playing like Star Wars

02:07:46.700 or something

02:07:47.140 and there's one kid

02:07:47.980 that just takes it way too seriously.

02:07:50.300 You know,

02:07:51.000 you're like,

02:07:51.440 whoa,

02:07:51.840 is that one okay?

02:07:53.160 No,

02:07:53.380 he's not okay.

02:07:54.300 That's not okay.

02:07:55.060 Um,

02:07:57.240 you know,

02:07:58.440 there's a real,

02:08:03.700 there's a,

02:08:04.080 a lot of, 0.99

02:08:04.640 a lot of them need to be fucking 1.00

02:08:05.800 smacked in the face 1.00

02:08:07.040 and brought back down to reality. 0.93

02:08:08.180 Like, 0.98

02:08:08.580 you didn't really fucking do much. 0.98

02:08:11.820 Stop, 0.99

02:08:12.320 stop acting like you're some kind of

02:08:13.800 warrior,

02:08:14.400 warrior,

02:08:15.620 fighter.

02:08:16.280 What did you fight?

02:08:17.180 Did you physically fight anything?

02:08:19.080 What did you do?

02:08:19.920 Did you go to a protest once

02:08:21.640 and film some things?

02:08:23.200 Okay,

02:08:23.820 however the language you're using

02:08:25.240 is invoking imagery of like wars,

02:08:27.200 which I've been a part of

02:08:28.500 and,

02:08:29.700 um,

02:08:30.760 it's not to say,

02:08:31.960 the,

02:08:32.100 the,

02:08:32.360 the,

02:08:32.780 where you're at

02:08:33.480 compared to where you could be,

02:08:35.540 where all of us could be

02:08:36.700 on this,

02:08:37.160 on this wonderful ride,

02:08:38.460 descent into madness

02:08:39.340 we're,

02:08:39.640 we're going on,

02:08:40.620 is so far apart

02:08:42.160 from where you think it is now

02:08:44.740 to where it actually is,

02:08:46.340 is terrifyingly inaccurate.

02:08:49.880 Um,

02:08:51.080 it can get so much

02:08:52.600 much worse

02:08:53.260 and you are

02:08:53.820 not at all

02:08:55.640 the type of person

02:08:56.260 that's going to do okay

02:08:57.400 with that.

02:08:59.660 So,

02:09:00.520 I just

02:09:01.300 pump the brakes

02:09:02.680 on the wolf memes

02:09:04.020 and the dragons

02:09:05.100 and the,

02:09:05.700 oh,

02:09:06.140 you know,

02:09:07.320 because if you don't

02:09:08.240 really mean it,

02:09:09.680 and I think you don't,

02:09:12.840 based upon the

02:09:13.940 endless

02:09:14.700 evidence

02:09:16.320 that,

02:09:17.740 uh,

02:09:18.040 you know,

02:09:18.280 I typically

02:09:19.140 don't even like

02:09:19.620 to take advice

02:09:20.300 or,

02:09:20.560 or,

02:09:20.880 you know,

02:09:21.780 suggestions from someone

02:09:22.600 if they can't control,

02:09:25.180 and I'm just saying this

02:09:26.560 to potential leadership candidates,

02:09:29.140 especially in the,

02:09:30.020 well,

02:09:30.200 obviously in the military,

02:09:31.000 but we have no standards anymore,

02:09:32.180 but,

02:09:33.400 just as a rule,

02:09:34.640 I,

02:09:35.340 like,

02:09:35.820 like Butterbean,

02:09:37.080 you know,

02:09:37.400 like the province of Ontario,

02:09:38.880 does anybody really want to do

02:09:40.180 what he says?

02:09:40.700 I mean,

02:09:42.860 do you really feel confident

02:09:44.040 taking orders from someone

02:09:45.580 who is morbidly obese?

02:09:47.400 Or,

02:09:47.840 or,

02:09:48.000 or advice?

02:09:49.140 Or suggestions?

02:09:51.000 Because when you think about it,

02:09:52.880 one of the most,

02:09:54.620 the things you have the most control over,

02:09:57.120 more so than your own mind,

02:09:59.360 your own soul,

02:10:00.120 your own emotions,

02:10:00.960 what you actually have,

02:10:02.060 you can just do or not do,

02:10:03.940 uh,

02:10:04.200 is eat.

02:10:05.500 And when someone

02:10:06.580 can't even

02:10:08.140 control that,

02:10:09.760 that's like the first thing.

02:10:14.720 I'm alive.

02:10:16.060 What do?

02:10:17.320 First,

02:10:17.920 we need nourishment. 1.00

02:10:18.900 And then you fucked up from then. 1.00

02:10:22.420 Like, 1.00

02:10:22.940 you're still way back.

02:10:25.100 You,

02:10:25.340 you shouldn't be,

02:10:26.540 you shouldn't be saying,

02:10:28.100 I don't like taking order,

02:10:29.260 I don't,

02:10:29.580 you know,

02:10:30.160 it's a prejudice that I have,

02:10:32.020 um,

02:10:32.600 but I think it's,

02:10:33.300 I think it's well-founded.

02:10:37.560 I think it's rooted in science.

02:10:39.760 Get disciplined around your fridge

02:10:44.500 and then we'll talk.

02:10:45.440 Until then, 1.00

02:10:46.260 I don't really need your fucking opinion. 0.99

02:10:51.980 Oh, 1.00

02:10:52.480 is that all you got?

02:10:53.400 It's pretty significant.

02:10:54.620 You're eating yourself to death.

02:10:57.240 You are dressed, 0.64

02:10:58.560 you are so close to dying.

02:11:00.100 Do you know heart disease

02:11:01.160 is,

02:11:01.900 is the reason people die?

02:11:03.540 That's like the number one reason

02:11:04.840 people are just dying suddenly.

02:11:06.620 For people that are so concerned about,

02:11:08.380 you know,

02:11:08.820 their health,

02:11:09.320 the government better not infringe

02:11:10.520 on my health.

02:11:11.180 And there's some of these people

02:11:12.060 are just like,

02:11:12.600 have you seen yourself though?

02:11:14.200 I mean,

02:11:14.500 don't you, 0.96

02:11:14.800 don't you see how it looks hypocritical 0.93

02:11:16.260 when you're like,

02:11:17.380 our health is our business.

02:11:18.720 Like,

02:11:18.960 well it is. 0.85

02:11:19.520 And you are obese 0.98

02:11:20.160 and smoking a cigarette 0.68

02:11:20.860 and all that kind of stuff.

02:11:21.580 But you don't even seem

02:11:22.340 to take it very seriously.

02:11:23.080 So why do you care that much?

02:11:25.020 Because you're chain smoking

02:11:26.000 and very close to death

02:11:27.940 it would appear

02:11:28.860 by looking at you.

02:11:30.320 I mean,

02:11:30.800 I know,

02:11:31.920 it's mean. 0.96

02:11:32.780 You're shaming fat people 0.79

02:11:34.320 making them feel bad.

02:11:35.320 Well it's not,

02:11:36.340 should I not?

02:11:37.380 Should we not?

02:11:38.620 Imagine if like

02:11:39.460 a bunch of people

02:11:40.120 were walking around

02:11:40.880 with like some kind of

02:11:42.060 disease

02:11:43.580 that's like slowly killing them

02:11:45.360 and it's like, 0.90

02:11:45.820 it's not nice to talk about it.

02:11:47.060 And it's like,

02:11:47.340 well they,

02:11:47.920 that's also very easily treatable

02:11:49.900 and very easily,

02:11:51.520 you know,

02:11:51.860 gotten rid of.

02:11:52.500 Which is also draining

02:11:54.920 a substantial amount

02:11:55.700 of our resources

02:11:56.400 and you know,

02:11:57.200 our beloved healthcare

02:11:57.920 that we love

02:11:58.480 and care about so much

02:11:59.540 and all this kind of stuff.

02:12:00.460 So it seems to me

02:12:01.880 just on a macro

02:12:03.460 and micro level

02:12:04.960 that if you're someone

02:12:06.240 that is literally 0.99

02:12:07.120 fucking 400 pounds 1.00

02:12:08.840 like you're just a 1.00

02:12:09.680 and you're out here

02:12:11.560 criticizing people

02:12:12.700 and like,

02:12:13.080 you're not a fighter,

02:12:14.240 I'm a fighter.

02:12:15.940 The number one

02:12:16.900 biggest contribution

02:12:18.020 that you could make

02:12:19.040 to yourself,

02:12:19.960 to the community,

02:12:20.620 to the people around you,

02:12:21.400 to our actual physical

02:12:22.400 healthcare system itself

02:12:23.620 is reduce the strain on it

02:12:25.480 by taking care 1.00

02:12:26.640 of your fucking body. 1.00

02:12:29.700 You could start with that. 1.00

02:12:31.200 At least tell me,

02:12:32.000 at least prove to me

02:12:32.740 that you're serious.

02:12:34.000 You know,

02:12:34.320 at least prove to me

02:12:35.160 that you care a little bit.

02:12:39.100 I don't think

02:12:39.780 it's a lot to ask.

02:12:40.640 I think it's a very,

02:12:41.620 it's a small gesture.

02:12:44.600 If you don't even care

02:12:45.840 about not eating yourself

02:12:46.780 to death, 0.96

02:12:47.260 I question your,

02:12:48.140 your discipline

02:12:49.240 and motivations

02:12:49.880 in many other areas.

02:12:51.420 You know,

02:12:51.920 because it's,

02:12:53.500 seems like a lot.

02:12:56.380 I don't know

02:12:56.980 how many of you,

02:12:57.680 I don't,

02:12:58.200 like I said,

02:12:58.660 I don't care.

02:12:59.220 I'm not trying

02:12:59.680 to be popular.

02:13:00.360 That's not a popular thing

02:13:01.140 to say.

02:13:01.460 A lot of people

02:13:02.220 are overweight and obese.

02:13:03.480 It's not good.

02:13:04.760 Right?

02:13:05.240 And I'm saying that

02:13:05.920 out of a place of concern.

02:13:07.500 It's not good for anyone.

02:13:08.540 It's not good for them

02:13:09.620 and it's not good

02:13:11.200 for society

02:13:12.040 because if society

02:13:13.460 is that sick, 0.93

02:13:15.100 you're going to have problems.

02:13:17.140 Like you're seeing,

02:13:17.900 like you're seeing

02:13:18.920 the overloaded

02:13:19.720 healthcare system.

02:13:20.820 You're seeing,

02:13:21.360 oh,

02:13:21.480 there's not enough doctors,

02:13:22.220 enough resources,

02:13:22.720 not enough money,

02:13:23.180 not enough nurses. 1.00

02:13:23.820 Yes.

02:13:24.660 Yes.

02:13:25.000 And you know what?

02:13:25.260 The number one cause

02:13:26.220 of death

02:13:26.880 and needing medical attention

02:13:29.020 and it's heart disease.

02:13:30.960 The biggest strain,

02:13:33.040 if you wanted

02:13:33.540 to free up resources

02:13:34.640 and we wanted to,

02:13:36.560 you know,

02:13:37.960 make sure that the pipelines

02:13:40.280 into the hospitals,

02:13:41.080 everything was as,

02:13:41.820 as good as possible,

02:13:43.820 you might want to start

02:13:44.800 with the number one reason

02:13:45.960 which is 0.98

02:13:47.900 everybody's super fucking unhealthy 0.98

02:13:50.460 and not exercising 0.98

02:13:51.540 and fatter than ever before

02:13:52.880 in history,

02:13:53.480 of the human history.

02:13:55.040 That would be a start

02:13:56.140 but again,

02:13:57.560 mean.

02:13:58.520 And how does that,

02:13:59.320 how does that make money?

02:14:00.780 How do rich people

02:14:01.740 make money off of that?

02:14:04.640 What?

02:14:05.700 If they're healthy,

02:14:06.640 they're going to be happier

02:14:07.540 and that's not good.

02:14:08.580 They're not going to spend

02:14:09.240 as much money

02:14:09.680 on pharmaceutical drugs

02:14:10.660 to numb the pain

02:14:11.440 so they don't want that.

02:14:13.720 You know,

02:14:14.400 and they're going to stop,

02:14:15.380 they're going to stop

02:14:16.040 drinking so much

02:14:16.780 they might quit smoking.

02:14:17.920 They might get a taste for it.

02:14:19.640 They might get a taste for it.

02:14:21.700 We can't be having that.

02:14:22.720 We need fat, 1.00

02:14:24.300 dumb, 1.00

02:14:25.140 lazy, 1.00

02:14:27.060 cognitively impaired slaves. 1.00

02:14:29.160 That's what we need.

02:14:30.180 That,

02:14:31.000 share wolf memes

02:14:32.040 and drag, 1.00

02:14:33.420 and consider themselves

02:14:34.500 real life dragon people

02:14:35.920 on the virtue

02:14:37.140 of what they have the,

02:14:38.500 and they,

02:14:39.220 and they talk about

02:14:39.920 Facebook jail like,

02:14:41.700 like it's not cute.

02:14:42.600 It's weird

02:14:43.200 and it's kind of, 0.99

02:14:43.920 it's pathetic. 0.99

02:14:45.120 Like, 0.99

02:14:45.320 I just got out of

02:14:45.980 Facebook jail.

02:14:47.780 Like,

02:14:48.260 so?

02:14:49.520 Like,

02:14:49.900 that's not,

02:14:50.360 it's not jail.

02:14:51.580 Jail is jail.

02:14:52.820 You're just,

02:14:53.940 they just turned off

02:14:54.760 your thing.

02:14:56.860 Comes back on,

02:14:57.500 get another one.

02:14:58.000 Who cares? 1.00

02:14:58.680 Who fucking cares? 0.99

02:14:59.900 It's the same, 0.99

02:15:00.440 and it's usually the same guy

02:15:01.540 that's like,

02:15:02.000 just get out of

02:15:02.620 Facebook jail everybody

02:15:03.740 is also the same guy

02:15:04.860 that's like,

02:15:05.340 I said that was going to happen.

02:15:07.380 I told you.

02:15:08.940 I want to show you

02:15:09.940 my memes.

02:15:10.680 I have a lion,

02:15:11.940 and a,

02:15:12.360 and a wolf over here.

02:15:14.520 You want to,

02:15:14.980 do you want to see the wolf,

02:15:15.880 or no?

02:15:16.720 I have two,

02:15:17.380 I have multi,

02:15:17.900 I have many.

02:15:18.900 Many of the wolves,

02:15:20.160 and,

02:15:20.460 and lions,

02:15:21.540 and dragons,

02:15:22.860 and me,

02:15:23.440 and,

02:15:23.760 and one of them

02:15:24.720 is Iron Man,

02:15:26.160 because that's kind of like me.

02:15:28.060 I'm kind of like Iron Man.

02:15:29.340 Will you, 1.00

02:15:33.080 will you please touch my penis? 1.00

02:15:34.420 I'm desperate. 1.00

02:15:35.180 I will do anything.

02:15:36.380 I will do anything.

02:15:42.080 It's not worth saving.

02:15:43.320 Meteor now.

02:15:44.100 Bring me the meteor.

02:15:44.840 There's no point.

02:15:45.520 There's no,

02:15:45.880 there's no saving any of this.

02:15:48.160 Anderson,

02:15:48.660 Anderson,

02:15:49.360 help me.

02:15:50.040 Anderson Paladin,

02:15:50.840 I don't want to roast you.

02:15:51.780 I will never roast you.

02:15:52.940 Never.

02:15:53.540 Never!

02:15:54.600 He says,

02:15:55.060 you were a fish person

02:15:56.080 this whole time.

02:15:56.860 Oh,

02:15:57.180 well, 1.00

02:15:57.500 fuck you then, 1.00

02:15:58.340 Anderson Paladin. 1.00

02:16:00.340 You think I'm a fish person?

02:16:01.700 He says,

02:16:01.820 I bet you eat raw butter too,

02:16:03.200 you quiche lover. 1.00

02:16:04.020 You're fucking dead to me. 1.00

02:16:05.480 I will never speak his name again. 1.00

02:16:07.160 See how, 0.98

02:16:07.460 that's how fickle and mad

02:16:09.000 with fed power that I am. 0.82

02:16:10.700 I have a piss pipe

02:16:11.680 that,

02:16:11.880 that feed shoots money on me.

02:16:14.560 Okay?

02:16:15.420 I go to jail just to get you. 1.00

02:16:17.480 I'm a fucking, 1.00

02:16:18.540 like a god to you. 1.00

02:16:19.980 Who are you?

02:16:21.820 Your name shall never,

02:16:23.200 ever be mentioned again.

02:16:26.780 Deleted,

02:16:27.740 erased,

02:16:28.340 memory hold.

02:16:29.900 I'm calling, 1.00

02:16:30.760 I'm telling my fucking 1.00

02:16:32.000 cop handlers right now. 1.00

02:16:34.020 Anderson Paladin

02:16:34.900 is

02:16:36.160 going

02:16:37.000 to 0.99

02:16:37.760 die

02:16:38.440 suddenly.

02:16:40.220 There,

02:16:40.580 there you go. 1.00

02:16:41.060 Now you're gonna die suddenly. 0.99

02:16:42.060 Is that funny? 0.96

02:16:42.980 You still laughing? 1.00

02:16:44.280 Fuck around. 1.00

02:16:46.620 I'll have, 1.00

02:16:47.160 I'll die suddenly

02:16:47.980 this whole chat. 1.00

02:16:48.880 I don't give a shit. 0.99

02:16:49.920 It's only like 1.00

02:16:52.680 1% of you guys

02:16:53.540 give me money anyway. 0.99

02:16:54.420 I could kill hundreds 0.99

02:16:55.220 that wouldn't even make a dent. 1.00

02:17:02.160 Alt-right extremist 0.96

02:17:03.380 threatens to murder 0.96

02:17:04.160 his audience. 0.98

02:17:04.920 I don't care!

02:17:06.540 Bill Burr did it

02:17:07.300 and he's fine.

02:17:08.340 He did just fine.

02:17:10.400 Dong-along's back 1.00

02:17:11.400 from his banishment.

02:17:12.240 He says, 1.00

02:17:14.780 blue pill for your penis, 1.00

02:17:16.100 red pill for your beard. 1.00

02:17:17.260 We can help.

02:17:20.840 That feels like it adds

02:17:22.040 condescending undertones.

02:17:23.640 I'm not sure.

02:17:24.140 We're gonna look into this.

02:17:25.060 I'm not,

02:17:25.480 I'm not gonna move

02:17:27.180 one way or another on this,

02:17:28.240 but,

02:17:28.440 uh,

02:17:30.040 I'm gonna make a,

02:17:31.060 I'm gonna,

02:17:31.480 I'm gonna

02:17:32.020 favorite that

02:17:33.520 and come back to it later.

02:17:35.860 I can click checkboxes

02:17:37.420 this whole time

02:17:38.080 and the messages go away?

02:17:39.160 I had no idea.

02:17:40.280 David,

02:17:40.600 how are you?

02:17:41.000 He says,

02:17:41.180 Slippy's a good guy.

02:17:41.880 On my way to do a 69-69 with him.

02:17:43.660 I didn't need to know that.

02:17:44.720 Banned for life.

02:17:46.100 Muted.

02:17:46.720 Mute, David.

02:17:48.040 I don't,

02:17:48.880 how do I do it?

02:17:49.540 How'd I do it before?

02:17:50.880 Time out!

02:17:52.000 Bye!

02:17:53.320 No more,

02:17:54.140 no more descriptions 0.98

02:17:55.340 of homosexual intercourse. 0.92

02:17:57.380 I don't wanna know. 0.99

02:17:58.920 I've never wanted to know.

02:18:00.360 I don't care.

02:18:01.440 I have never cared.

02:18:04.880 All right. 1.00

02:18:07.720 What tyrannical shit? 1.00

02:18:08.940 What, 1.00

02:18:09.080 what are we at?

02:18:09.760 2.30.

02:18:10.300 All right,

02:18:10.580 we're almost done. 1.00

02:18:11.580 Thank fuck, 0.99

02:18:12.200 this is almost over. 0.99

02:18:16.180 That's just my new,

02:18:17.180 my new thing now.

02:18:18.160 I just hate,

02:18:18.760 I hate it.

02:18:19.660 I hate all of this.

02:18:21.380 I wanna be here.

02:18:22.660 I have to be here.

02:18:24.480 If I quit,

02:18:25.400 guys,

02:18:25.680 think about it.

02:18:26.720 If I quit,

02:18:27.720 there's at least,

02:18:28.780 at least six or seven,

02:18:30.200 uh,

02:18:30.520 federal agents

02:18:31.220 in various places

02:18:32.400 that aren't gonna have anything to do.

02:18:33.600 They might lose their jobs.

02:18:35.860 You know,

02:18:36.160 and as much as I don't care about them,

02:18:38.080 I do feel,

02:18:38.640 I would feel bad

02:18:39.940 about the children

02:18:41.720 who their wife probably fathered 0.90

02:18:43.760 with another man

02:18:44.360 when they were away on assignment.

02:18:45.680 I would feel bad for those kids

02:18:47.040 to,

02:18:49.000 that he won't be able to

02:18:50.040 buy them fidget spinners.

02:18:53.880 So I need,

02:18:54.860 I need to keep going.

02:18:56.200 We need to keep our, 0.98

02:18:57.100 we need to keep our feds employed. 1.00

02:18:59.840 And I need,

02:19:00.480 I need to keep that,

02:19:01.360 that piss pipe money coming

02:19:02.520 because I've got a lot of,

02:19:04.000 I've got a,

02:19:04.840 I've got an out of control

02:19:05.740 drug problem,

02:19:06.420 man.

02:19:07.040 It's,

02:19:07.420 Morgan,

02:19:07.980 you should see her.

02:19:09.000 It's crazy.

02:19:10.000 It's a,

02:19:10.260 it's insane.

02:19:11.280 Everyone knows that.

02:19:12.180 Everyone,

02:19:12.460 whose real name is Sheffelman,

02:19:13.880 by the way.

02:19:14.800 Detectives,

02:19:15.280 again,

02:19:15.560 they dug that up.

02:19:18.300 Don't,

02:19:19.060 dude,

02:19:19.400 if you think for,

02:19:20.360 the 4chan detectives

02:19:21.440 are on,

02:19:21.780 are on top of stuff,

02:19:22.700 wait till you see

02:19:23.400 what Facebook can do.

02:19:24.380 They've solved the mysteries

02:19:29.060 of the universe

02:19:29.960 over there.

02:19:33.180 Oh man,

02:19:33.980 what do I even,

02:19:34.740 that's bad.

02:19:36.160 That's horrible.

02:19:37.760 Huge death toll.

02:19:38.900 Literally,

02:19:39.160 that's the headline,

02:19:39.840 says huge death toll.

02:19:40.940 Huge death toll.

02:19:43.440 So it's not Churchill.

02:19:46.020 No,

02:19:46.380 he's not. 1.00

02:19:46.920 That's stupid. 1.00

02:19:48.660 It's incredibly, 1.00

02:19:49.400 migrant fueled 1.00

02:19:52.360 New Year mayhem

02:19:53.560 turns Berlin

02:19:54.380 into war zone.

02:19:55.920 See,

02:19:56.180 these are the kind of

02:19:56.820 headlights I like seeing.

02:19:59.800 See,

02:20:00.360 I told you that was going to happen.

02:20:01.380 Remember when I said

02:20:02.020 that that was going to happen

02:20:02.880 like three years ago?

02:20:04.140 See, 0.99

02:20:04.780 I fucking, 0.99

02:20:05.340 I said it before 0.99

02:20:06.560 and I was right about

02:20:07.580 that thing that I said

02:20:08.480 and it's,

02:20:09.500 so that means

02:20:10.060 you have to like me now.

02:20:11.420 You have to like,

02:20:12.040 tell your friend,

02:20:12.620 I need more likes and clicks.

02:20:14.060 I need them.

02:20:14.840 I need them.

02:20:15.860 Share my stuff.

02:20:16.680 Can I get on,

02:20:17.560 can I get on Alex Jones?

02:20:18.680 Do you know him?

02:20:19.080 Can you ask him for me?

02:20:23.680 See,

02:20:24.140 I'm way more cooler now,

02:20:25.320 right?

02:20:25.520 It's cool when you

02:20:26.160 throw it in people's faces

02:20:27.160 because that,

02:20:29.180 that's something else 0.98

02:20:29.760 I wanted to fucking mention 1.00

02:20:30.780 about these motherfuckers too. 1.00

02:20:32.340 They don't just do things 1.00

02:20:33.520 to do them,

02:20:34.080 right?

02:20:34.880 What's JTF2's motto?

02:20:36.300 Fact of nonverba.

02:20:37.360 Deeds,

02:20:37.660 not words.

02:20:38.360 Just show me.

02:20:38.920 Just do it.

02:20:39.660 You're not going to talk about it.

02:20:41.060 I don't want to hear this. 0.99

02:20:42.360 I want to see some shit happen, 1.00

02:20:43.780 right? 0.99

02:20:44.220 And whatever happened

02:20:44.820 to being a quiet professional

02:20:45.840 and just humbly,

02:20:47.720 like they don't,

02:20:48.400 they love to,

02:20:50.060 to share it to Facebook

02:20:51.340 and share it to their stories

02:20:53.280 and share it to their whatever.

02:20:54.480 So,

02:20:54.640 but what is the purpose

02:20:55.540 of someone's social media?

02:20:56.900 And that's,

02:20:57.320 that's a question

02:20:57.860 that I ask myself

02:20:58.880 upon seeing someone's social media.

02:21:00.520 What are they using this for?

02:21:02.060 What are they doing with it?

02:21:03.140 I'm just taking pictures 0.99

02:21:04.600 of my butthole 1.00

02:21:05.460 and fucking lonely ass 1.00

02:21:06.920 loser guys 1.00

02:21:07.680 with fucking 1.00

02:21:08.240 wolf meme avatars 1.00

02:21:09.840 send me their fucking 1.00

02:21:11.160 welfare money 1.00

02:21:12.360 so their kids can't eat

02:21:13.320 and then they create

02:21:13.900 GoFundMes to,

02:21:14.840 anyway,

02:21:15.060 it's a whole thing.

02:21:16.620 There's those people,

02:21:17.400 yeah,

02:21:17.600 sure,

02:21:17.920 fine,

02:21:18.300 whatever,

02:21:18.680 but often it's a,

02:21:20.900 it's a lot of self-serving

02:21:22.040 kind of stuff

02:21:23.120 and that's what that is.

02:21:25.240 See,

02:21:25.600 I said that that would help.

02:21:26.720 You just want more people

02:21:27.540 to pay attention to,

02:21:28.240 just be honest,

02:21:28.840 for God's sakes, 1.00

02:21:29.540 stop being such a dick. 1.00

02:21:32.420 Um, 1.00

02:21:32.900 anyway,

02:21:33.880 yeah,

02:21:34.420 I mean,

02:21:34.940 anyone with a brain

02:21:35.740 saw it coming forever.

02:21:37.360 Now it's on,

02:21:37.980 how much fire

02:21:38.920 and destruction is there?

02:21:40.800 Is there death?

02:21:41.720 Is there how many?

02:21:42.800 Dozens of attacks,

02:21:43.940 cool.

02:21:45.160 That's awesome.

02:21:46.320 Germany sounds so much better 0.89

02:21:47.480 than it was before

02:21:48.160 it was enriched.

02:21:48.940 Now it's enriched

02:21:49.700 with culture.

02:21:52.800 Hmm,

02:21:53.080 15 firemen

02:21:53.980 and 18 cops

02:21:54.800 were injured.

02:21:56.040 3,943 incidents.

02:21:59.400 Hmm,

02:22:00.400 good.

02:22:00.820 Is this a video?

02:22:04.420 Yeah,

02:22:05.320 a video of

02:22:05.960 ambulance workers

02:22:07.440 getting attacked

02:22:08.040 by an angry mob

02:22:09.340 of people from Africa.

02:22:10.480 That guy's just

02:22:11.660 wearing a mask.

02:22:13.280 Who are these people?

02:22:21.620 It's going good.

02:22:29.820 Not hearing a lot

02:22:30.700 of German words,

02:22:31.700 but I'm sure

02:22:32.060 that's not related.

02:22:35.200 that's all in German.

02:22:36.680 I grow tired of this.

02:22:37.660 You get the idea.

02:22:39.040 Europe still,

02:22:39.760 because we haven't

02:22:40.200 talked about it in a while

02:22:41.100 and I'm sure some people

02:22:41.800 were curious.

02:22:42.200 Hey,

02:22:42.360 is Europe still

02:22:43.000 completely on fire?

02:22:44.220 Yes,

02:22:44.580 it is.

02:22:44.840 It's worse than ever,

02:22:45.480 actually.

02:22:46.840 So there's,

02:22:47.560 you know,

02:22:47.740 no point in that.

02:22:49.560 Yeah,

02:22:49.980 why not?

02:22:50.480 Let's just talk about this.

02:22:51.800 So what was I trying

02:22:52.580 to say?

02:22:53.040 The whole point?

02:22:53.440 Yeah,

02:22:53.680 I'm sorry.

02:22:55.260 You got to get used to it. 0.99

02:22:55.940 My brain is fucking crazy, 1.00

02:23:00.160 right? 0.99

02:23:00.400 So I'm all over the place.

02:23:02.740 These guys,

02:23:03.860 you know,

02:23:04.500 they'll go out

02:23:04.980 and they'll do stuff.

02:23:05.700 I'm like,

02:23:05.860 oh,

02:23:06.020 that's a nice thing

02:23:06.680 that they did.

02:23:07.680 I'm like,

02:23:08.160 sorta.

02:23:09.680 Why are they posting it

02:23:10.620 on their Instagram? 1.00

02:23:11.680 Look at all the fucking, 1.00

02:23:13.040 uh, 1.00

02:23:13.920 see all these, 1.00

02:23:14.600 all this shit, 1.00

02:23:15.540 all this good, 1.00

02:23:16.140 all these good deeds

02:23:16.940 I just did?

02:23:17.680 I just put them on my,

02:23:18.640 my Instagram.

02:23:19.260 What do you think of that?

02:23:19.840 I mean,

02:23:22.860 it's cool that you did that,

02:23:24.120 but I don't know why you're,

02:23:26.680 like,

02:23:26.840 why you,

02:23:28.080 it feels like you're looking

02:23:29.620 for backpats.

02:23:30.360 It feels like you did something

02:23:31.660 just so other people

02:23:32.880 would notice it

02:23:33.640 so that they would come

02:23:34.880 to think you're a good person

02:23:35.940 and give you some kind of

02:23:37.520 social currency

02:23:39.620 or award

02:23:40.340 or something.

02:23:41.100 Is that what you're looking for?

02:23:41.860 Are you trying to get,

02:23:42.820 or do you want,

02:23:43.320 do you want women to touch it? 0.98

02:23:44.300 Is that what this is?

02:23:44.800 That's often what it is.

02:23:45.960 It's often what it is.

02:23:47.280 It's just,

02:23:47.860 um,

02:23:48.920 I mean,

02:23:49.260 I don't know.

02:23:50.360 You could,

02:23:50.860 you could just do nice things

02:23:51.960 for people

02:23:52.380 and not make it the sole focus

02:23:54.040 of your,

02:23:55.100 you know,

02:23:55.900 getting other people to notice

02:23:56.820 you doing good stuff.

02:23:57.520 It comes off as weird

02:23:58.480 and disingenuous.

02:23:59.440 It comes off as like

02:24:00.340 that weird kid

02:24:01.140 that's trying to like

02:24:01.840 see into the girl's locker room. 1.00

02:24:03.400 You know what I mean?

02:24:03.820 I'm getting this weird vibe

02:24:04.720 from you.

02:24:07.500 There's no reason.

02:24:08.440 Just do,

02:24:09.060 just,

02:24:09.280 just be good.

02:24:12.680 Someone's motivation

02:24:13.560 to help people

02:24:14.240 shouldn't be so,

02:24:15.620 oh,

02:24:15.780 this is going to look great

02:24:16.720 on the internet.

02:24:19.260 This is going to play

02:24:20.880 really well

02:24:21.480 on my Facebook page 0.99

02:24:22.520 on my fucking, 0.99

02:24:23.640 I'm going to get so many 0.99

02:24:24.240 more Instagram followers 0.99

02:24:25.180 when they see me fucking 0.99

02:24:26.120 helping out 1.00

02:24:27.040 at this fucking food bank. 1.00

02:24:31.640 Like, 1.00

02:24:33.040 advertise it

02:24:33.920 and go do it

02:24:34.560 and like,

02:24:35.120 okay,

02:24:35.520 but,

02:24:36.680 you know,

02:24:37.480 it's a,

02:24:37.960 it's a fine line.

02:24:38.900 There's a thin line

02:24:39.520 and there's the types.

02:24:40.360 You guys know what I mean.

02:24:41.140 There's the types

02:24:41.700 that are like,

02:24:42.180 I think I know

02:24:45.140 the real reason

02:24:45.720 you're doing this

02:24:46.220 and I don't like it.

02:24:47.860 It's,

02:24:48.260 it's odd.

02:24:49.060 I don't,

02:24:50.240 it feels,

02:24:50.920 it feels predatory

02:24:52.220 or something.

02:24:53.720 Tenacious V says,

02:24:54.480 all right,

02:24:54.760 that's a wrap.

02:24:55.320 He's spun a bearing, 1.00

02:24:57.260 piss pipes and penis touching, 1.00

02:24:58.400 calling the white suits, 1.00

02:24:59.220 right?

02:24:59.500 It's,

02:24:59.880 I told you,

02:25:00.580 it's mad as now.

02:25:01.640 Man on the mountain,

02:25:02.300 Sierra,

02:25:02.540 he says,

02:25:02.740 I had no idea

02:25:03.240 you were streaming.

02:25:03.900 Is the bat signal 1.00

02:25:04.560 broken again?

02:25:05.340 There's never notifications.

02:25:06.720 You will never get one.

02:25:08.360 He says,

02:25:08.640 I know it's actually a goat,

02:25:09.640 but it's not working.

02:25:10.720 And poop up platter, 0.99

02:25:11.360 there,

02:25:11.840 finally,

02:25:12.480 it's finally some normalcy.

02:25:14.280 Poop up platter

02:25:14.860 just sends me 1.00

02:25:15.460 a nice dick emoji. 0.99

02:25:18.160 It's good to get back 0.99

02:25:19.060 to the roots.

02:25:20.240 It's good to get back

02:25:20.880 to some normal things 0.98

02:25:22.140 like dick emojis 0.90

02:25:23.360 and none of this 0.99

02:25:23.900 weird crow fetish nightmare,

02:25:27.660 whatever the hell it was. 0.99

02:25:28.520 It's sex dungeon restaurant 0.99

02:25:30.380 where you guys 1.00

02:25:30.960 abuse each other.

02:25:32.560 Whatever it was

02:25:33.180 that happened earlier.

02:25:35.460 I don't even remember

02:25:36.580 to be honest.

02:25:38.020 But yeah,

02:25:38.280 no,

02:25:38.440 seriously,

02:25:38.760 you'll never,

02:25:39.400 you don't get often,

02:25:40.620 people say,

02:25:40.920 oh,

02:25:41.060 I didn't get,

02:25:41.440 notifications,

02:25:41.920 you don't get them.

02:25:42.700 Oh,

02:25:42.860 I didn't know you were streaming.

02:25:43.640 And you'll never know.

02:25:44.320 You have to go to the Telegram page

02:25:45.680 to find these things.

02:25:48.240 And the link is on the website,

02:25:50.380 which is

02:25:50.860 ragingdissident.com.

02:25:52.360 And if you don't know that,

02:25:53.140 I can't help you.

02:25:53.820 It can't be simplified

02:25:54.720 any more than that.

02:25:57.120 Something else.

02:25:59.860 Because I remember,

02:26:00.660 I gave this guy 0.99

02:26:01.380 a lot of shit about it 0.99

02:26:02.140 at the time 0.99

02:26:02.520 because I didn't really think

02:26:03.500 it was necessary.

02:26:04.520 I'm like,

02:26:04.900 you know what?

02:26:06.340 Again,

02:26:07.020 you know,

02:26:07.580 listen,

02:26:08.100 Chris Sky,

02:26:08.700 right?

02:26:08.940 I'm like,

02:26:11.420 do people need a book? 0.99

02:26:13.440 Do they need a fucking full-fledged 0.99

02:26:16.840 instructional manual 0.99

02:26:18.860 to be told how

02:26:22.940 to say no to things

02:26:25.300 they don't want to do?

02:26:26.340 Is that really where 0.98

02:26:28.680 we fucking are? 0.98

02:26:29.800 Actually, 1.00

02:26:30.580 yes!

02:26:31.300 That is,

02:26:32.020 it would seem,

02:26:33.780 that is literally

02:26:34.920 where we are.

02:26:36.480 So,

02:26:37.080 in retrospect,

02:26:38.820 I think

02:26:39.840 maybe that was 0.51

02:26:40.760 a required,

02:26:42.180 that maybe was

02:26:42.820 an intelligent move.

02:26:44.520 I'm sorry.

02:26:45.880 I thought

02:26:46.740 that the general

02:26:47.780 temperature in the pool,

02:26:49.320 the level of,

02:26:50.020 you know,

02:26:50.320 brain power

02:26:51.140 and will

02:26:52.720 in this country

02:26:53.880 was apparently

02:26:54.660 substantially higher

02:26:55.740 than it really is.

02:26:57.500 I thought

02:26:58.460 it was silly

02:26:59.420 and a bit much 0.93

02:27:00.800 to be needing

02:27:01.520 to sell people,

02:27:02.520 you know,

02:27:02.880 books on how

02:27:03.480 to be like,

02:27:05.760 no!

02:27:07.040 You know,

02:27:07.440 I figured,

02:27:08.340 you know,

02:27:09.220 some speeches

02:27:09.800 should cover it,

02:27:10.740 you know,

02:27:11.080 and just,

02:27:11.520 you know,

02:27:11.780 general,

02:27:12.720 some word of mouth,

02:27:13.700 you know,

02:27:14.060 I was wrong.

02:27:15.440 I was wrong.

02:27:16.300 People are

02:27:17.020 incredibly frustrating

02:27:18.780 and they do,

02:27:21.900 they do need books

02:27:22.880 on how to do everything.

02:27:24.140 So,

02:27:24.960 maybe I should have

02:27:26.760 made a diagonal manual.

02:27:28.280 How to be a terrorist.

02:27:30.460 You just tell people 1.00

02:27:31.480 shit they don't want to hear 1.00

02:27:32.380 and your life 1.00

02:27:33.160 will get way better.

02:27:36.400 Here's an experiment

02:27:37.320 at home.

02:27:37.980 Here's your home

02:27:38.840 diagonal homework

02:27:39.840 experiment,

02:27:40.540 just for fun.

02:27:42.180 Just start telling

02:27:42.880 people the truth

02:27:43.460 and a lot of you guys

02:27:44.200 have done this already

02:27:44.740 and a high five

02:27:45.360 to you guys.

02:27:46.780 Bump it.

02:27:47.500 We know,

02:27:47.880 you know,

02:27:48.180 BGB knows all about it,

02:27:49.600 right?

02:27:50.420 Just like,

02:27:51.220 just start being like,

02:27:52.240 hey,

02:27:52.420 I'm just going to

02:27:53.540 start saying things

02:27:54.200 out loud

02:27:54.680 that I think 0.99

02:27:55.640 are fucked up 0.99

02:27:56.200 and I don't really 1.00

02:27:57.240 give a shit 0.98

02:27:57.680 what people think 1.00

02:27:58.780 I don't care

02:27:59.660 if it makes them

02:28:00.020 upset or not

02:28:00.540 and see how much

02:28:02.040 better your life gets.

02:28:03.440 You know,

02:28:03.780 you're going to be

02:28:04.540 rich,

02:28:05.400 powerful,

02:28:06.320 there's going to be

02:28:06.780 women everywhere, 0.94

02:28:07.500 you're going to have

02:28:07.840 everything you've ever

02:28:08.400 wanted,

02:28:08.800 everything,

02:28:09.340 it's the easiest

02:28:10.480 route possible.

02:28:12.580 It's the ticket

02:28:13.420 to,

02:28:15.360 I mean,

02:28:16.020 being,

02:28:16.440 I mean,

02:28:17.660 look at this.

02:28:19.100 This could easily

02:28:20.120 be you.

02:28:21.460 It's so easy

02:28:22.480 and it's so amazing

02:28:24.360 and wonderful.

02:28:25.860 I just walk around

02:28:27.240 doing cartwheels

02:28:27.960 all day long,

02:28:29.500 all day long.

02:28:30.620 Morgan often has to

02:28:32.000 walk around holding

02:28:32.740 my ankles on the

02:28:33.760 ground,

02:28:34.360 just,

02:28:34.720 you know,

02:28:35.380 she's just dragging 0.84

02:28:36.260 like,

02:28:36.740 just because otherwise

02:28:37.300 I'm just going to

02:28:37.820 start spinning.

02:28:38.360 I'm just going to

02:28:38.660 start spinning around 0.99

02:28:39.340 and shit gets broken. 1.00

02:28:41.280 I'll kick, 1.00

02:28:41.860 I kick the lights. 0.82

02:28:43.320 Sometimes there's

02:28:44.100 chandeliers and stuff

02:28:44.740 that I kick them.

02:28:45.840 They fly around.

02:28:46.640 There's kids around,

02:28:48.060 broken glass,

02:28:49.040 and you can't have

02:28:49.520 that with kids.

02:28:50.180 So I need,

02:28:51.020 and I can't help it.

02:28:52.480 I can't help it.

02:28:53.440 I'm so like,

02:28:54.280 yeah,

02:28:54.800 woo,

02:28:55.640 I'm a fan.

02:28:57.180 It's so much fun

02:28:58.280 that I just can't help

02:28:59.480 but cartwheel all the time.

02:29:05.480 Oh.

02:29:07.240 No,

02:29:07.720 though,

02:29:07.920 but there's,

02:29:08.860 there's so many,

02:29:09.480 there's so many pieces 1.00

02:29:10.200 of shit out there 1.00

02:29:10.780 and Chris Guy is 1.00

02:29:12.120 infinitely better

02:29:12.700 than almost all of them.

02:29:14.520 I'm not even,

02:29:15.440 that's not a joke.

02:29:16.360 That's serious.

02:29:18.280 I'm,

02:29:18.720 there's so many

02:29:19.560 crabs in a bucket,

02:29:22.020 man.

02:29:22.540 It's,

02:29:22.940 it's sad

02:29:23.620 because their attention

02:29:27.280 is going away.

02:29:28.080 They're not getting

02:29:28.460 enough attention.

02:29:29.680 It's the age of narcissism.

02:29:31.400 One way or another,

02:29:32.660 that's what's driving

02:29:33.520 a lot of people's

02:29:34.340 ambitions

02:29:35.420 is they want,

02:29:36.020 they need that attention.

02:29:42.980 Must be so easy.

02:29:44.120 So easy to sit there

02:29:45.280 and grift.

02:29:45.960 Do it.

02:29:46.320 Please do it.

02:29:46.800 I'm begging you to do it.

02:29:49.380 Do it.

02:29:49.840 It's super easy.

02:29:50.740 It's super easy.

02:29:51.540 It's a piece of cake.

02:29:52.440 I don't know why

02:29:52.820 more people are doing it.

02:29:53.740 I'm a billionaire.

02:29:54.860 I'm a billionaire.

02:29:56.120 Do you want to see

02:29:56.480 my legal bills again?

02:29:59.020 Short Long says,

02:29:59.760 on Facebook,

02:30:00.260 instead of pictures

02:30:00.880 of my food,

02:30:01.660 I take pictures of my,

02:30:02.520 yeah,

02:30:02.760 that is,

02:30:03.600 yeah,

02:30:03.860 you are,

02:30:04.240 well,

02:30:04.920 I don't know.

02:30:05.320 I'll have to see 1.00

02:30:05.740 the pictures of your shit 1.00

02:30:06.740 to find out if you're sick 1.00

02:30:07.580 or not.

02:30:08.360 I get a doctor to do that. 0.99

02:30:09.700 That's not really my,

02:30:11.540 I mean,

02:30:11.940 maybe you might be sick. 0.55

02:30:14.260 Or do you just mean 1.00

02:30:14.980 mentally sick overall? 0.85

02:30:16.280 Definitely.

02:30:16.700 If you're here

02:30:17.300 and you've,

02:30:17.700 you've been here

02:30:18.080 for a couple hours,

02:30:18.900 you're definitely not well

02:30:20.240 for sure.

02:30:21.580 Godzilla,

02:30:22.120 how are you?

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02:30:43.300 we're not okay.

02:30:43.860 No, you're not.

02:30:45.300 Not with this sole slot

02:30:46.620 of a son that you've sent me.

02:30:48.400 Wow, that,

02:30:49.440 that was my impression

02:30:52.220 of Eminem apparently.

02:30:53.420 This sole slot

02:30:54.380 of a son you've sent me.

02:30:56.100 S,

02:30:56.340 S,

02:30:56.960 S.

02:30:57.340 Thank God for this pop filter.

02:30:58.560 That would be,

02:30:58.940 that would be even more

02:31:00.020 annoying than it was.

02:31:02.020 I've been talking

02:31:02.920 for a long time.

02:31:04.360 Two and,

02:31:04.820 almost two hours

02:31:06.280 and 30 minutes

02:31:07.620 continuously.

02:31:09.420 Again,

02:31:10.100 super easy to do

02:31:11.340 and it's only

02:31:12.400 because of,

02:31:13.000 oh,

02:31:13.380 that's the other thing.

02:31:14.120 Buy the,

02:31:14.440 buy the fed piss pipe.

02:31:15.640 There's like an actual,

02:31:17.200 it's like,

02:31:18.180 it's like an IV wire

02:31:19.820 but more advanced.

02:31:20.920 Elon Musk makes them.

02:31:22.220 It hooks right

02:31:22.920 into your feet.

02:31:23.940 So I just get a steady stream

02:31:25.440 of any kind of drugs

02:31:26.460 than I want

02:31:26.860 all the time.

02:31:28.880 And it's,

02:31:29.540 it's amazing.

02:31:31.260 You guys gotta try it.

02:31:32.460 You gotta try

02:31:32.920 doing this.

02:31:33.620 I mean,

02:31:34.780 you're gonna,

02:31:35.540 you're gonna,

02:31:35.800 you have to mock 1.00

02:31:41.220 how stupid they are. 1.00

02:31:42.980 You have to. 1.00

02:31:43.900 It's the only way.

02:31:44.840 They take themselves 0.98

02:31:45.540 so fucking seriously 0.99

02:31:46.620 and they're such pieces 1.00

02:31:47.620 of shit 1.00

02:31:48.040 and just, 1.00

02:31:49.120 you know,

02:31:50.460 like some of these guys

02:31:51.420 chiming in,

02:31:52.220 shooting off, 1.00

02:31:52.740 talking shit about me. 1.00

02:31:53.640 I'm like, 1.00

02:31:53.880 I literally forgot

02:31:54.540 you even existed.

02:31:55.940 What,

02:31:56.100 oh,

02:31:56.240 what did you got?

02:31:56.700 Hit a,

02:31:57.000 hit a guy with a helmet once?

02:31:58.980 Uh,

02:31:59.300 good,

02:31:59.520 good,

02:31:59.800 good for you.

02:32:00.340 See, 1.00

02:32:00.480 you're a common criminal. 0.91

02:32:01.520 Not, 0.99

02:32:01.740 okay.

02:32:03.060 What you been up to lately?

02:32:04.380 Living in the woods?

02:32:05.220 Cool.

02:32:06.180 Bye.

02:32:09.000 It's,

02:32:09.380 it's the,

02:32:09.980 it's the,

02:32:10.480 it's the Down Syndrome X-Men

02:32:11.960 Olympics.

02:32:12.600 That's,

02:32:13.000 um,

02:32:13.900 that's who we got over here.

02:32:15.160 So,

02:32:15.580 you know,

02:32:16.640 not that I'm saying

02:32:17.540 there's not a lot of horrible,

02:32:18.800 you know, 1.00

02:32:19.060 neo-communist pieces of shit 1.00

02:32:20.120 on the left 1.00

02:32:20.520 that are like,

02:32:20.880 oh, 1.00

02:32:21.120 it's fucking, 0.99

02:32:21.580 I'm just saying, 1.00

02:32:23.180 um,

02:32:25.500 there's,

02:32:26.260 they have something to work with

02:32:27.360 as far as making fun of people

02:32:28.420 over here goes.

02:32:29.460 They certainly do.

02:32:33.020 There's a bit of that.

02:32:34.360 There's a bit of that going on.

02:32:37.180 Um,

02:32:37.580 what else?

02:32:38.340 Who else do I want to tear into?

02:32:40.300 Do I want to?

02:32:40.940 I don't know.

02:32:41.560 Morgan,

02:32:41.940 help! 0.98

02:32:42.260 Who do I hate now?

02:32:45.140 Oh,

02:32:45.560 wait,

02:32:45.760 I think she might have passed out.

02:32:48.380 Oh,

02:32:48.800 no!

02:32:49.300 She did.

02:32:49.960 Christ.

02:32:51.300 Well,

02:32:51.680 I guess I'll leave then.

02:32:52.500 No,

02:32:52.600 I'm just kidding.

02:32:53.020 I got a few more minutes

02:32:53.780 and then I'm going to get out of here.

02:32:57.040 Oh,

02:32:57.760 what are we doing?

02:32:58.340 I have no plan.

02:32:59.380 I planned absolutely nothing.

02:33:01.660 Professor Xavier is drunk

02:33:02.720 and he might do something bad.

02:33:03.740 Probably.

02:33:04.060 He's probably going to touch the kids

02:33:05.160 knowing these.

02:33:06.620 No,

02:33:06.800 he's going to,

02:33:07.160 he's going to grift something.

02:33:08.180 He's going to say he needs money

02:33:09.360 for something that he doesn't need money for,

02:33:11.120 take the money,

02:33:11.700 use it on something else,

02:33:12.560 and then when people confront him,

02:33:13.540 he'll be like,

02:33:13.820 oh,

02:33:14.020 that guy's a fan.

02:33:16.600 Oh, 1.00

02:33:17.120 it's a goddamn circus. 1.00

02:33:18.360 I don't want to be a part of it. 1.00

02:33:19.340 I want nothing to do with it.

02:33:22.860 I just want to laugh

02:33:23.640 as the world burns.

02:33:27.600 I might as well,

02:33:28.260 I might as well talk

02:33:28.800 because this is always

02:33:29.420 what it comes down to,

02:33:30.160 right?

02:33:31.340 It's in jeopardy.

02:33:32.280 Now,

02:33:32.400 this is just CBC taking the piss 0.52

02:33:33.900 and having a good time. 0.83

02:33:35.880 Oh,

02:33:36.200 no,

02:33:36.900 like they're rubbing it in their faces

02:33:38.060 because this was never,

02:33:39.540 should have been a thing.

02:33:41.220 Convoy 2.0 is in jeopardy

02:33:42.780 as the top organizer

02:33:43.800 announces cancellation.

02:33:47.460 Confusion and contradiction

02:33:48.540 among supporters. 1.00

02:33:49.480 It's a fucking, 1.00

02:33:50.560 it's a circus, 1.00

02:33:51.260 I told you.

02:33:52.620 And Ottawa was running around

02:33:53.840 looking for like,

02:33:54.540 who's in charge?

02:33:55.220 No one's in charge.

02:33:56.220 That's the problem.

02:33:58.480 There's a,

02:33:59.060 there's a whole bunch of like,

02:34:00.700 people with giant egos

02:34:03.500 that think they're in charge of things.

02:34:06.020 There's no structure.

02:34:07.700 There's no leadership.

02:34:08.720 There's no chain.

02:34:09.480 chain of,

02:34:10.340 it's basically

02:34:11.220 complete chaos.

02:34:14.360 It's complete and total chaos.

02:34:16.180 And,

02:34:16.660 um,

02:34:17.860 you know,

02:34:18.660 I think it's,

02:34:19.360 it's funny that these guys,

02:34:20.360 they hit to the ego of these people

02:34:21.560 that are like,

02:34:21.960 we're gonna,

02:34:22.540 we're gonna do this now.

02:34:23.700 And nobody wanted to show up.

02:34:24.940 So they're canceling it is what happened.

02:34:26.180 They're blaming it on infighting

02:34:27.460 because no one cares.

02:34:32.220 And there are legitimately

02:34:33.360 a lot of these people

02:34:34.400 in these groups 1.00

02:34:35.060 are fucking out of their minds, 1.00

02:34:36.620 dude. 1.00

02:34:36.920 Infighting between members

02:34:40.440 has led to a fracturing

02:34:41.440 of the movement.

02:34:42.380 There is no movement.

02:34:43.900 It doesn't exist.

02:34:44.960 It's a loose collection

02:34:46.120 of disenfranchised,

02:34:47.820 pissed off people

02:34:48.460 that are tired of getting 1.00

02:34:49.080 fucked around with. 0.99

02:34:50.540 In, 0.99

02:34:50.720 inside of that,

02:34:52.400 in,

02:34:52.660 inside of this,

02:34:53.580 this,

02:34:54.100 you know, 1.00

02:34:55.760 fucking nebula 1.00

02:34:58.380 of, 1.00

02:34:59.200 of characters

02:35:00.180 exists.

02:35:01.960 Many,

02:35:02.480 many,

02:35:02.940 many,

02:35:03.360 uh,

02:35:03.980 all kinds of these,

02:35:04.860 these little tin pot

02:35:05.920 wannabe dictators 0.57

02:35:06.740 that are,

02:35:07.200 some of them

02:35:07.780 are doing better

02:35:08.240 than others.

02:35:08.700 Some of them

02:35:09.080 have a,

02:35:09.620 a bought and paid

02:35:10.460 for,

02:35:10.960 you know,

02:35:11.300 a fully functioning

02:35:12.160 1998 recreational vehicle

02:35:14.540 that they drive around 0.89

02:35:15.320 with some sex slaves 0.99

02:35:16.120 that's totally financed 0.98

02:35:17.140 by,

02:35:17.540 you know,

02:35:18.640 other people's misery

02:35:19.800 on the internet.

02:35:21.420 Uh,

02:35:21.780 there's that,

02:35:22.700 um,

02:35:23.680 you know,

02:35:24.160 there's,

02:35:24.600 we've got some problems

02:35:25.580 over here.

02:35:27.260 Oh,

02:35:28.720 bail,

02:35:29.200 and this is why,

02:35:30.140 bail conditions

02:35:30.760 prevent him

02:35:31.340 and many other names

02:35:32.140 from returning to Ottawa.

02:35:33.140 There's no point

02:35:34.180 to do what?

02:35:35.720 To complain about what?

02:35:40.440 In fighting appears

02:35:41.760 to have,

02:35:42.240 you know,

02:35:42.640 Winnipeg,

02:35:43.900 derailed return

02:35:44.800 of the convoy.

02:35:45.880 For what?

02:35:46.820 I'm,

02:35:49.440 I don't even want

02:35:49.860 to read it.

02:35:50.240 I don't care.

02:35:51.020 I already know why.

02:35:55.340 The last thing

02:35:56.260 was all,

02:35:56.920 it was entirely

02:35:57.720 timing.

02:35:59.300 The stars aligned,

02:36:01.320 you know,

02:36:01.580 the pot boiled over

02:36:02.680 and it was just

02:36:03.500 a perfect storm

02:36:04.260 of variables

02:36:04.780 that came to fruition

02:36:05.660 at the same time.

02:36:06.980 And,

02:36:07.400 uh,

02:36:08.000 it's like,

02:36:09.120 it's like when a volcano

02:36:12.440 erupts or something,

02:36:13.240 right?

02:36:13.360 It's like you can't even

02:36:13.940 predict it.

02:36:14.380 Sometimes it just happens.

02:36:15.820 You know,

02:36:16.060 you're like, 1.00

02:36:16.300 oh shit, 1.00

02:36:16.700 the volcano. 1.00

02:36:17.320 And then it may not

02:36:18.000 happen again

02:36:18.460 for hundreds of years.

02:36:19.740 And you're like,

02:36:20.320 hey,

02:36:20.560 let's do that again.

02:36:21.480 You can't just do

02:36:22.540 that again.

02:36:23.200 That's not something

02:36:23.720 you just do again. 0.99

02:36:25.060 And who the fuck 1.00

02:36:26.220 do you think you are 1.00

02:36:27.500 that you think

02:36:29.180 that you can?

02:36:31.600 Oh,

02:36:32.000 well,

02:36:32.120 I'll just set this up

02:36:33.220 and we'll just do this.

02:36:35.040 Uh-huh.

02:36:36.580 And for what,

02:36:37.420 what is the reason

02:36:38.120 and why,

02:36:38.640 when,

02:36:38.740 man,

02:36:39.260 oh,

02:36:39.660 I'm so,

02:36:40.060 I'm so tired of it all.

02:36:43.020 They don't even know

02:36:43.780 what they're mad about.

02:36:44.740 No,

02:36:44.880 everyone's fighting

02:36:45.640 over nothing.

02:36:47.540 Mostly attention.

02:36:48.480 That's what it boils down to.

02:36:49.400 The number one

02:36:50.380 currency,

02:36:52.240 the number one commodity

02:36:53.420 that's being sought after,

02:36:54.820 fought over,

02:36:55.860 um,

02:36:56.220 in,

02:36:56.600 in,

02:36:57.020 because it's,

02:36:57.560 there's less and less of it

02:36:58.340 to go around is,

02:36:59.140 that's why we're seeing

02:36:59.600 so much more fighting,

02:37:00.640 is attention.

02:37:02.080 Is eyeballs.

02:37:03.460 Um,

02:37:04.140 there's less of it

02:37:04.820 to go around

02:37:05.320 than there used to be

02:37:05.960 because there's less people 0.98

02:37:07.200 that give a shit 0.98

02:37:07.720 because they're going back 1.00

02:37:08.440 to their lives

02:37:08.900 and they're,

02:37:09.220 you know,

02:37:09.360 like I've said,

02:37:09.740 they've adjusted,

02:37:10.200 they've adapted,

02:37:10.960 they don't care anymore, 0.74

02:37:11.980 they're dead, 1.00

02:37:12.320 they've killed themselves, 0.99

02:37:13.120 whatever.

02:37:14.200 Um, 0.97

02:37:14.840 or they've fucking straight up 0.98

02:37:16.120 fled the country 0.98

02:37:16.880 and they're not here anymore.

02:37:18.380 There's a lot of those,

02:37:19.480 there's a lot of,

02:37:20.000 so it's getting smaller

02:37:20.840 and there's,

02:37:21.180 there's less of the,

02:37:22.180 the,

02:37:22.420 the,

02:37:22.680 this attention

02:37:25.300 that they need

02:37:25.960 to go around.

02:37:27.220 So,

02:37:27.540 um,

02:37:28.360 now they're angry

02:37:29.040 and they're having withdrawals

02:37:29.940 and they're pointing fingers

02:37:30.740 and yelling and fighting

02:37:31.720 with everyone

02:37:32.200 because they're,

02:37:32.820 you know,

02:37:33.040 children.

02:37:33.500 And this,

02:37:34.240 this entire,

02:37:35.260 whatever this is,

02:37:35.980 this sustains them,

02:37:36.900 that's what gives them

02:37:37.480 their identity

02:37:38.080 and when it's not going well

02:37:39.660 anymore,

02:37:39.920 it makes them angry

02:37:40.740 and upset

02:37:41.140 and they don't have

02:37:42.600 an actual life

02:37:44.000 to be part of.

02:37:47.400 So,

02:37:48.040 you can see how

02:37:48.760 it's hard for them.

02:37:49.600 You can see how

02:37:50.060 this can be,

02:37:50.540 uh,

02:37:50.760 this can be a bit

02:37:53.020 of a time.

02:37:55.880 Call response is, 1.00

02:37:56.820 I need a fucking cigarette. 1.00

02:37:57.960 I bet you do. 1.00

02:37:59.120 We all need a cigarette 1.00

02:38:00.140 after getting fucked 1.00

02:38:01.040 this good 1.00

02:38:01.560 by this fucking, 1.00

02:38:03.480 oh, 1.00

02:38:04.240 this,

02:38:04.580 this country

02:38:05.140 we've inherited,

02:38:05.740 you know,

02:38:06.840 it just feels good.

02:38:08.680 It feels good.

02:38:09.340 Like,

02:38:09.520 look at this.

02:38:10.460 Feds are eyeing

02:38:11.200 a variety of options

02:38:12.240 for planned firearm

02:38:13.240 buyback program.

02:38:14.240 Does that include,

02:38:15.220 uh,

02:38:15.660 billions and billions

02:38:16.700 of dollars?

02:38:17.400 Because that's what

02:38:17.900 it would cost

02:38:18.460 to do it properly. 1.00

02:38:19.840 These fucking 1.00

02:38:20.520 Muppets, 1.00

02:38:21.040 man.

02:38:22.920 But you know what?

02:38:23.960 Let's not,

02:38:24.500 we're not going

02:38:24.820 to bother with that.

02:38:25.700 We don't care

02:38:26.260 because we're busy

02:38:27.100 fighting with each other

02:38:27.960 all the time instead.

02:38:29.580 Oh,

02:38:29.960 look,

02:38:30.300 and this is not

02:38:31.140 any different Canada.

02:38:31.960 There's people

02:38:32.260 flooding in here

02:38:32.880 in record numbers.

02:38:33.680 We're getting,

02:38:33.960 what is it,

02:38:34.240 500,000 people

02:38:35.640 this year?

02:38:36.500 More?

02:38:37.020 That's fine

02:38:37.640 because there's not

02:38:38.400 a crisis of staffing

02:38:39.420 at hospitals.

02:38:40.100 We're not recruiting

02:38:40.580 permanent residents

02:38:41.280 into the military.

02:38:42.400 We don't have any

02:38:42.960 of these problems

02:38:43.560 to deal with.

02:38:44.340 There's not housing,

02:38:45.320 there's not a housing

02:38:46.060 affordability crisis.

02:38:47.300 There's not,

02:38:47.700 no,

02:38:48.060 just,

02:38:48.400 just bring them in.

02:38:49.100 Bring them all in. 1.00

02:38:49.600 Who gives a shit? 1.00

02:38:50.400 Nobody cares about that 0.99

02:38:51.580 because we need to,

02:38:52.840 you know,

02:38:53.480 fight about other people

02:38:54.860 on the internet

02:38:55.320 because some guy 0.62

02:38:55.900 heard a thing

02:38:56.380 who saw a screenshot

02:38:57.020 from somebody

02:38:57.580 who said something

02:38:58.160 one time.

02:38:59.400 It's,

02:38:59.760 it's what heroes do. 0.99

02:39:02.040 They fucking go 1.00

02:39:03.500 on Facebook 1.00

02:39:04.020 and they,

02:39:04.600 and they fight

02:39:05.100 about stuff.

02:39:05.680 It's the most important

02:39:06.740 thing in the world

02:39:07.520 to do.

02:39:08.080 It's not important.

02:39:09.700 It's not important

02:39:10.600 to kind of like

02:39:11.160 force generate

02:39:11.860 any kind of community

02:39:12.720 or unity

02:39:13.220 or tie people together,

02:39:14.600 raise spirits,

02:39:15.500 morale,

02:39:15.960 share information,

02:39:16.840 anything,

02:39:17.180 nothing like what,

02:39:18.080 everything I'm doing

02:39:18.900 is a waste of time

02:39:20.260 where the real war is,

02:39:22.540 and I don't know

02:39:22.980 how many times

02:39:23.520 I need to repeat this 1.00

02:39:24.400 before you fucking 1.00

02:39:25.380 idiots figure it out. 1.00

02:39:27.580 You're not even vaccinated. 1.00

02:39:29.100 You're fucking so stupid. 1.00

02:39:31.000 Is wolf memes, 1.00

02:39:32.580 lion memes,

02:39:34.000 Ragnar Lothbrook,

02:39:35.500 more wolves,

02:39:36.680 and black and white

02:39:37.620 grayscale photos

02:39:38.540 of Tom Hardy

02:39:39.280 and or the Peaky Blinders guy

02:39:40.840 describing to people

02:39:41.700 how much of a badass

02:39:42.800 you are.

02:39:43.360 That is how,

02:39:44.600 that's how you make change.

02:39:47.580 It's important.

02:39:52.060 Because when you've got

02:39:53.100 things like this

02:39:53.820 on the horizon,

02:39:55.080 who has,

02:39:56.040 who has time?

02:40:02.140 Like,

02:40:02.840 it's beyond saving.

02:40:04.360 It really is.

02:40:04.940 Like,

02:40:05.120 things are so out of control now.

02:40:06.920 There's no,

02:40:07.340 I have no,

02:40:08.600 no,

02:40:09.280 not even a mod,

02:40:11.820 not a shred of hope

02:40:12.860 that things are going

02:40:13.420 to get better

02:40:13.820 anytime soon.

02:40:14.540 It's just,

02:40:15.040 it's not,

02:40:15.440 it's not going to happen.

02:40:16.520 It's going to get,

02:40:17.300 how bad it gets,

02:40:18.540 I don't know,

02:40:20.220 it's significantly worse,

02:40:21.680 but hopefully

02:40:22.620 to a level that,

02:40:23.860 that can be like,

02:40:25.820 it's like getting beat up.

02:40:27.440 You know,

02:40:28.260 those of us that actually

02:40:29.480 have done,

02:40:30.100 you know,

02:40:30.440 a fair amount of,

02:40:31.100 you know,

02:40:31.300 like fighting,

02:40:32.200 amateur fighting,

02:40:32.960 or whatever,

02:40:34.700 not people that just,

02:40:35.860 on the internet,

02:40:37.800 when you know,

02:40:38.380 you're like, 1.00

02:40:38.660 fuck, 1.00

02:40:38.900 I'm getting beat up now. 1.00

02:40:40.080 It's like,

02:40:40.420 well,

02:40:40.600 let's just hope it's,

02:40:41.380 you hope,

02:40:41.940 like you're going to lose,

02:40:42.700 but you're not going to,

02:40:43.240 it's not going to be too bad.

02:40:44.340 You know,

02:40:44.520 you're not going to get 0.98

02:40:45.020 really fucked up or anything. 0.96

02:40:47.120 So that, 0.96

02:40:47.440 that's kind of,

02:40:47.900 that's kind of how I feel

02:40:48.700 about the future of,

02:40:49.640 um,

02:40:50.300 life in Canada at this point.

02:40:53.400 Because after everything

02:40:54.160 that's happened,

02:40:55.820 Ferry talked about this

02:40:56.640 the other day,

02:40:57.040 and he was right about that,

02:40:58.340 uh,

02:40:58.700 as well.

02:40:59.120 After everything that's happened,

02:41:00.040 people are like,

02:41:00.240 we just got to wake more people up.

02:41:01.900 We just got to,

02:41:04.060 did you not,

02:41:04.580 were you not here,

02:41:05.820 uh,

02:41:06.100 all year?

02:41:06.740 Did you not see what happened?

02:41:07.980 Were,

02:41:08.120 were you,

02:41:08.840 um,

02:41:10.740 the entire world,

02:41:12.180 planet,

02:41:12.820 whole,

02:41:13.260 you know,

02:41:13.580 world,

02:41:14.660 was paying attention to,

02:41:16.240 to us,

02:41:16.880 you know,

02:41:17.260 people in Ottawa,

02:41:18.160 what was happening there,

02:41:19.520 to,

02:41:19.720 to Canada,

02:41:20.400 to the trucker,

02:41:20.960 the whole thing was like,

02:41:22.300 had literally the attention of, 0.99

02:41:23.740 of the fucking world, 0.98

02:41:25.520 which I don't think has ever, 0.99

02:41:27.380 has Canada ever been a world focus

02:41:29.100 for any reason other than hockey games

02:41:31.600 or shame?

02:41:33.040 In the past,

02:41:33.780 it may,

02:41:34.240 it may be the world focus for like,

02:41:35.960 you know,

02:41:36.520 whatever the,

02:41:39.100 whatever they've planned for the plus

02:41:40.720 and LGBT plus,

02:41:42.340 that's probably going to be our leading export

02:41:44.420 in the future.

02:41:44.960 That's really,

02:41:45.540 I could see that,

02:41:46.480 outside of that,

02:41:47.040 I don't,

02:41:47.220 I don't know.

02:41:49.840 Nobody's, 1.00

02:41:50.340 nobody's waking up to shit. 0.99

02:41:52.100 Like, 1.00

02:41:52.400 everybody that's already paying attention

02:41:54.080 and cares,

02:41:55.040 they're,

02:41:55.560 they're,

02:41:55.640 they're here,

02:41:56.200 they're,

02:41:56.420 that's,

02:41:56.720 that's it.

02:41:57.520 You got who you got.

02:41:59.280 And,

02:41:59.580 um,

02:42:00.620 that was it,

02:42:03.560 you know?

02:42:04.700 Um,

02:42:05.300 there was a,

02:42:05.980 there was a large,

02:42:07.360 you know,

02:42:09.500 grassroots organic protest movement

02:42:11.140 that happened in Ottawa

02:42:11.900 to oppose the federal government.

02:42:13.660 It's,

02:42:13.940 it's,

02:42:14.500 for a number of reasons,

02:42:16.680 it would take too long to explain.

02:42:18.000 The mandates and so on was,

02:42:19.460 was a big part of it,

02:42:20.840 but there was more than just that.

02:42:22.160 There's a lot of people that are disturbed

02:42:23.620 and,

02:42:23.940 and,

02:42:24.440 uh,

02:42:25.360 you know,

02:42:25.600 frustrated with the way things are going

02:42:26.700 and all that.

02:42:27.200 And then the government violently put it down. 0.99

02:42:29.660 They beat the shit out of people. 1.00

02:42:31.060 They hit them with guns, 1.00

02:42:31.960 trampled horses.

02:42:32.620 And then if they didn't need to do that,

02:42:34.040 they just,

02:42:34.480 uh,

02:42:34.940 disrupted their lives with a bank account freezers.

02:42:36.920 Some people lost their jobs and so on.

02:42:38.680 Uh,

02:42:38.920 they're still, 0.99

02:42:39.460 they're still fucking with people's bank accounts. 0.94

02:42:40.700 Some people still haven't gotten their, 0.97

02:42:41.820 gotten their money back.

02:42:43.340 Uh,

02:42:43.620 and then of course the,

02:42:44.600 uh,

02:42:44.900 the Gestapo and Stasi campaign of the chill effect,

02:42:47.880 throwing people in jail,

02:42:48.840 trying to shut the rest.

02:42:49.640 Some of them,

02:42:50.020 they did shut up.

02:42:50.480 They were successful in getting them on,

02:42:51.720 uh,

02:42:52.180 on bail conditions and stuff because apparently they didn't have,

02:42:54.500 you know,

02:42:54.820 decent lawyers that could argue against that.

02:42:56.660 I don't know what the hell,

02:42:57.660 how that happens,

02:42:58.460 but,

02:42:58.800 uh,

02:42:59.040 you,

02:42:59.480 you know,

02:42:59.920 it can be done.

02:43:01.600 And,

02:43:02.080 uh,

02:43:02.340 you know,

02:43:03.360 all of that happened.

02:43:05.160 And the reaction of the,

02:43:06.660 of most of the,

02:43:07.880 uh,

02:43:08.340 you know,

02:43:08.820 was,

02:43:11.100 uh,

02:43:11.500 meh,

02:43:12.260 you know,

02:43:12.580 what are you,

02:43:13.000 what are you going to do?

02:43:14.000 What is,

02:43:14.600 what is there to do?

02:43:16.600 Let's fight with each other.

02:43:17.620 Let's point fingers and yell at,

02:43:18.900 like you blinked.

02:43:20.480 It's done.

02:43:21.620 You know what I mean?

02:43:22.380 We,

02:43:22.640 we came to the point,

02:43:24.060 uh,

02:43:24.700 they didn't blink.

02:43:25.860 You did.

02:43:26.540 Uh,

02:43:26.740 the end.

02:43:27.840 Like,

02:43:28.320 it's not coming back.

02:43:29.660 There's not going to be another convoy.

02:43:32.440 Like,

02:43:32.800 why,

02:43:36.520 why would there be,

02:43:38.080 there's only less of us every year between,

02:43:41.360 you know,

02:43:41.960 suicides and people moving away.

02:43:43.540 How many people I know have fled the country?

02:43:45.360 A fair amount.

02:43:46.860 Enough that it probably makes a difference.

02:43:48.580 And people that were,

02:43:49.480 you know,

02:43:49.660 doing this kind of stuff too,

02:43:50.600 they're gone.

02:43:51.120 They're just gone.

02:43:51.940 They're just,

02:43:52.280 they're not coming back.

02:43:53.480 Right?

02:43:53.880 Like,

02:43:54.180 so,

02:43:56.540 if you're still hoping and waiting for,

02:43:59.740 like,

02:44:00.480 any minute now,

02:44:01.740 the,

02:44:01.960 the,

02:44:02.060 the masses around a,

02:44:03.280 never,

02:44:03.840 ever going to happen.

02:44:05.940 Never going to happen.

02:44:07.300 This can't be,

02:44:11.220 uh,

02:44:12.160 you know,

02:44:12.500 we're just along for the ride here at this point.

02:44:14.920 So,

02:44:16.420 you're like,

02:44:17.500 you're,

02:44:17.660 you're trying to figure out how do we stop this plane from taking off?

02:44:22.380 Uh,

02:44:22.820 you're 25,000 feet in the air.

02:44:24.820 You're cruising now.

02:44:25.660 Not only have you taken off,

02:44:26.620 you've been at cruise for some time where you're well,

02:44:29.160 well on your way to the destination,

02:44:31.240 which is crashing.

02:44:34.780 So,

02:44:35.640 um,

02:44:36.060 I prefer to just focus on how to survive the crash of the plane.

02:44:40.220 And,

02:44:40.660 uh,

02:44:41.020 you know,

02:44:41.800 because that's really all you can do. 0.99

02:44:44.440 That's how you can take some power back in your life and stop worrying about a lot of this shit. 0.99

02:44:47.960 A lot of this, 0.99

02:44:48.520 the,

02:44:48.660 the politics,

02:44:49.420 it's fake.

02:44:50.480 It's not fake,

02:44:51.960 but it's fake in the sense that the outcome is irrelevant.

02:44:54.740 The outcome of whoever,

02:44:57.040 we're just going to get that guy out of there. 0.98

02:44:59.080 It's going to make no fucking difference whatsoever. 0.98

02:45:01.260 No real difference at all. 0.99

02:45:02.900 All of the same shit that's really going to change the world in a negative, 0.99

02:45:05.720 scary way like central bank, 0.99

02:45:07.400 digital currency that's happening.

02:45:08.900 There's no,

02:45:09.380 that's not,

02:45:10.280 it's not going to be stopped. 0.99

02:45:11.640 This fucking war that's happening. 0.99

02:45:13.600 It's going to get more out of control than ever. 1.00

02:45:15.140 They just killed hundreds potentially.

02:45:17.140 Uh,

02:45:17.660 I think the Pentagon has confirmed.

02:45:19.980 Who's the defense ministry?

02:45:21.280 Russia says 63 were killed.

02:45:23.240 It could be hundreds,

02:45:24.160 um,

02:45:25.740 using,

02:45:26.320 uh,

02:45:26.500 American made,

02:45:27.380 uh,

02:45:28.080 serious artillery,

02:45:29.280 firepower,

02:45:29.820 um,

02:45:30.920 every day,

02:45:31.640 every time something like this.

02:45:32.580 We're,

02:45:32.720 we're very close now.

02:45:33.800 We're very close to just full on,

02:45:35.520 uh,

02:45:35.760 Russia is actually assembling,

02:45:36.880 um,

02:45:38.040 what looks like a force of,

02:45:39.940 um,

02:45:40.800 troops allied with the Belarusian government,

02:45:43.100 which is the Northern border of Ukraine.

02:45:44.920 And they're going to come down maybe potentially from the North and attack a second front that

02:45:49.080 way and,

02:45:49.920 and cut Ukraine off from Poland. 0.67

02:45:51.380 And at that point,

02:45:52.120 you're probably looking at world war three.

02:45:53.920 I don't know.

02:45:54.800 I don't think they're going to allow,

02:45:55.940 I don't think NATO would allow that.

02:45:57.180 And there's tons of NATO troops already there fighting everybody.

02:45:59.880 Um,

02:46:00.280 it's a matter of time before this blows up.

02:46:02.160 Um,

02:46:02.740 you know,

02:46:02.980 we're not,

02:46:03.300 we're not talking about no one's paying attention.

02:46:06.260 No one's paying attention.

02:46:07.420 They're sitting around. 1.00

02:46:08.500 They get up in the run of a fuck. 1.00

02:46:09.740 I mean, 1.00

02:46:10.080 this shit fucking keeps, 1.00

02:46:11.320 I worry. 1.00

02:46:12.160 Like these are things to worry about because this affects me.

02:46:14.740 This affects,

02:46:15.800 Hmm.

02:46:16.320 Uh,

02:46:16.560 a serious war could have serious disruptions on the supply lines.

02:46:20.040 Food might get hard to come by certain foods,

02:46:22.140 especially what about medicines?

02:46:23.100 Do we need medicine?

02:46:24.380 Do we have any specific medical needs? 0.97

02:46:27.180 Because that may not be a fucking thing soon that could get disrupted, 0.94

02:46:31.700 especially it's considering the size of this war is probably going to be. 0.99

02:46:34.540 The Chinese are going to be, 1.00

02:46:35.900 you know,

02:46:36.260 they're going to be having some issues with the,

02:46:37.840 some called the U S Navy in the Pacific. 0.98

02:46:39.480 So a lot of shit isn't going to be getting shipped in from China. 0.98

02:46:42.220 What do you, 0.99

02:46:42.540 do you use a lot of things from China?

02:46:43.860 I think you probably do.

02:46:44.920 All of us do.

02:46:45.660 So that would be devastating.

02:46:47.100 That would be a problem.

02:46:48.160 It seems like we should be,

02:46:49.420 uh,

02:46:49.960 we should be a lot more,

02:46:50.980 you know,

02:46:52.040 concerned with our,

02:46:53.080 our immediate,

02:46:53.920 um,

02:46:56.480 needs,

02:46:57.180 being met.

02:46:58.480 Uh,

02:46:58.960 and we're not,

02:46:59.840 we're,

02:47:00.220 we're having,

02:47:02.440 you know,

02:47:02.920 serious people like,

02:47:05.520 uh, 1.00

02:47:05.960 James top march across the fucking country, 1.00

02:47:08.320 like a goddamn out of Lord of the Rings. 1.00

02:47:12.120 That's all. 0.99

02:47:15.480 Please.

02:47:16.480 I don't know where the,

02:47:17.940 Oh,

02:47:18.620 I don't know which,

02:47:19.400 um,

02:47:19.820 which one is it?

02:47:20.820 Yeah,

02:47:21.420 this someone,

02:47:22.320 someone just put together a compilation of the entire March with the drone footage.

02:47:27.160 Where it's like coming in on him and then going away to this and nothing else.

02:47:33.640 And then you get,

02:47:45.220 and then,

02:47:45.500 and then you get there and it's like,

02:47:47.980 yeah,

02:47:48.140 some people showed up,

02:47:49.120 but,

02:47:49.360 uh,

02:47:49.520 most of the country just,

02:47:50.720 well,

02:47:51.020 I mean,

02:47:51.260 it's the Leafs and the Habs is on by and,

02:47:53.620 you know,

02:47:54.860 people are in bed and it's,

02:47:57.320 well,

02:47:57.520 I mean,

02:47:57.680 it's,

02:47:57.980 it's Friday,

02:47:58.580 it's tomorrow,

02:47:59.040 it's Friday tomorrow,

02:48:00.420 you know, 0.99

02:48:00.800 are you fucking kidding me? 0.99

02:48:03.240 I just marched across the, 0.99

02:48:04.560 yeah,

02:48:10.880 but there's like this transgender lady who's walking with a service dog and like, 1.00

02:48:14.620 so we're going to,

02:48:17.440 we're going to put that in the,

02:48:18.880 in the news cycle.

02:48:20.520 This other guy has a squirrel that brings him a newspaper or something.

02:48:23.660 We're going to put that in the news too.

02:48:25.520 Uh,

02:48:25.700 there's just no time.

02:48:26.820 I walked here,

02:48:27.960 the front door, 1.00

02:48:28.740 you're fucking, 1.00

02:48:29.180 he's literally outside right now. 1.00

02:48:34.560 Yeah,

02:48:34.760 we don't,

02:48:35.280 we don't have time,

02:48:36.280 you know,

02:48:36.700 we just can't be bothered.

02:48:38.160 Uh, 0.99

02:48:38.320 not much of a fucking black pill that should be for people. 0.99

02:48:42.620 What was his political affiliation? 0.99

02:48:44.420 None.

02:48:46.620 Okay.

02:48:46.980 Well,

02:48:47.460 what,

02:48:47.740 what was he doing on social media before this?

02:48:49.400 Nothing.

02:48:51.860 Well,

02:48:52.280 what,

02:48:52.520 this is just 0.99

02:48:53.540 a guy that did his entire life in the military served all over the fucking world in combat numerous times has a serious fucking issue with the direction of the country has some things he wants to say and tell people about and the only way he can feel like to get people's attention is to put on a very, very, very heavy bag and march across the fucking country like a fucking superhero. 0.99

02:49:12.760 Yeah, 0.99

02:49:12.960 we don't,

02:49:13.300 we don't,

02:49:13.660 we don't,

02:49:14.400 I mean,

02:49:17.220 oh,

02:49:17.800 how mad would you be?

02:49:19.580 And then,

02:49:20.260 and then you have people dogpiling him and attack. 1.00

02:49:22.400 He's a fascist. 1.00

02:49:23.560 He's a Nazi. 1.00

02:49:24.520 You just attacked a fucking veteran who was trying to help you. 1.00

02:49:28.080 That's the state of the country. 1.00

02:49:29.700 And if that wasn't enough,

02:49:30.940 you have people on supposedly our team.

02:49:33.100 Oh, 1.00

02:49:33.320 they're fucking feds, 1.00

02:49:34.280 bro. 1.00

02:49:34.640 All those veteran guys are feds.

02:49:36.380 Why?

02:49:36.820 Oh, 1.00

02:49:37.020 because you're intimidated by their fucking status of veterans because they went and actually fought in a fucking war while you were sitting around eating cheese, 1.00

02:49:43.600 eating fucking cheese. 1.00

02:49:45.360 You're eating cheese. 1.00

02:49:46.180 And you don't have any kind of equally comparable,

02:49:48.520 right?

02:49:48.680 Nothing to really compare. 1.00

02:49:50.480 So your dick is threatened essentially. 1.00

02:49:52.460 And you feel the need to attack them and tear them down. 1.00

02:49:55.360 and, 0.99

02:49:55.920 well,

02:49:56.180 technically,

02:49:57.080 and they didn't even,

02:49:57.880 and they're worth it.

02:49:58.680 Not like me,

02:49:59.580 man.

02:49:59.840 I never worked for the government.

02:50:01.400 You've never worked for anyone or anything in your life. 1.00

02:50:03.880 You're on fucking welfare. 1.00

02:50:06.820 Huh? 1.00

02:50:10.100 I'm struggling.

02:50:11.000 I'm struggling to find a,

02:50:12.120 you know,

02:50:12.420 a reason to go on guys.

02:50:13.280 I'm,

02:50:13.560 I'm,

02:50:13.580 I'm,

02:50:13.600 I'm,

02:50:14.160 I'm,

02:50:16.220 I'm,

02:50:16.780 I'm,

02:50:17.020 I'm,

02:50:17.040 I'm,

02:50:17.060 I'm,

02:50:17.080 I'm,

02:50:17.100 I'm,

02:50:17.120 I'm,

02:50:17.140 I'm,

02:50:17.160 I'm,

02:50:17.200 I'm,

02:50:17.220 I'm,

02:50:17.600 I'm,

02:50:18.100 I'm,

02:50:18.160 World War III.

02:50:19.100 Closer than ever.

02:50:20.020 Yay.

02:50:20.640 Good.

02:50:22.200 And,

02:50:22.660 you know,

02:50:23.520 they're parroting this guy,

02:50:24.660 this Ukrainian washing machine, 1.00

02:50:26.280 like he's fucking Winston Churchill. 1.00

02:50:27.880 They did. 1.00

02:50:28.300 They actually made that comparison many,

02:50:30.080 many times over,

02:50:31.800 over in the media.

02:50:33.360 Good evening and what?

02:50:34.420 I'm not watching eight minutes, Tucker.

02:50:35.660 I don't have time for this.

02:50:38.380 Oh,

02:50:38.800 yeah.

02:50:39.000 They had the big, 0.97

02:50:39.420 the big jerk off session in Congress and the whole, 0.99

02:50:42.500 he only has one shirt. 0.99

02:50:44.300 What is with communists and only having one shirt?

02:50:48.160 Get another shirt.

02:50:52.380 Why are they kissing?

02:50:58.560 Oh,

02:50:59.300 it's probably signed with the names of all the neo-Nazi war criminal battalions you sent your money to Canada.

02:51:04.640 That's cute.

02:51:05.440 That's great.

02:51:06.060 Oh,

02:51:06.300 good for,

02:51:06.580 I don't care.

02:51:09.460 Because nobody else cares.

02:51:11.220 Who does,

02:51:11.820 who cares?

02:51:12.440 The government doesn't care.

02:51:13.620 The media doesn't care. 0.99

02:51:14.800 Why the fuck do we? 1.00

02:51:15.640 Let it burn. 1.00

02:51:19.540 I guess. 1.00

02:51:21.100 Just let her fucking go, 1.00

02:51:22.120 boys. 1.00

02:51:23.380 F,

02:51:23.700 N,

02:51:23.920 F,

02:51:24.160 T,

02:51:24.440 W,

02:51:24.880 I don't know how to say your name,

02:51:26.980 so I will call you

02:51:28.160 John.

02:51:34.360 Says freedom fighters are the greatest threat to the freedom movement. 1.00

02:51:37.580 It's very off-putting.

02:51:45.800 A lot of the,

02:51:46.800 and I talked about this before,

02:51:47.940 I was like,

02:51:48.240 you got,

02:51:48.600 you got,

02:51:49.020 like,

02:51:49.840 I don't consider my,

02:51:50.780 like,

02:51:50.940 I'm just here,

02:51:51.780 you know what I mean?

02:51:52.260 I'm not joined with,

02:51:53.740 even when I went to Ottawa,

02:51:55.140 they tried to paint me as some kind of,

02:51:56.800 I just went,

02:51:58.200 I just looked at it,

02:51:59.240 I was just there,

02:52:00.040 and the fact that,

02:52:02.080 and this should really,

02:52:02.760 you want to, 1.00

02:52:03.140 you want to really piss some of these fucking people off 1.00

02:52:05.180 that think there's some kind of God's gift to fucking, 1.00

02:52:07.020 they think they're, 1.00

02:52:07.400 they think they're revolutionaries in their own minds,

02:52:09.280 it's hilarious.

02:52:10.440 I'm a fighter,

02:52:11.860 I'm in freedom,

02:52:12.960 fighting,

02:52:13.500 whatever.

02:52:14.000 Really,

02:52:14.560 was,

02:52:15.080 were you called to the, 0.99

02:52:16.280 my fucking joke imagination was called to the, 0.99

02:52:19.080 to the Emergency Inquiries Act commission, 1.00

02:52:22.200 to be interrogated.

02:52:23.220 Um,

02:52:24.960 that's not,

02:52:26.100 that's not good,

02:52:28.020 for me,

02:52:29.260 that doesn't make me good,

02:52:31.080 or,

02:52:31.560 that's terrible,

02:52:33.400 for you.

02:52:34.560 That my,

02:52:35.480 joke,

02:52:37.000 it's literally a living me,

02:52:38.540 it,

02:52:39.140 that,

02:52:40.020 was what they were concerned about.

02:52:45.460 Not,

02:52:46.580 your wolf memes.

02:52:47.900 Can you imagine that?

02:52:51.340 So like, 0.99

02:52:52.400 these fucking guys that are out here, 1.00

02:52:54.540 you guys, 1.00

02:52:55.140 did you guys even do anything,

02:52:56.780 bro?

02:52:57.060 Like,

02:52:57.380 do you even live in the woods like me?

02:53:00.420 Do you even collect welfare?

02:53:02.620 Do you even have a drug problem,

02:53:04.500 bro?

02:53:05.000 You guys are all feds,

02:53:06.320 bro,

02:53:06.560 man,

02:53:06.780 not like me, 1.00

02:53:07.460 I'm a fucking hit, 1.00

02:53:08.240 really, 1.00

02:53:08.600 what are you doing?

02:53:09.320 My,

02:53:09.800 our, 0.99

02:53:10.260 our ridiculous, 1.00

02:53:11.680 stupid, 1.00

02:53:12.080 this goat figurine, 1.00

02:53:13.940 has had more of an impact on the,

02:53:15.720 on the trajectory of the national conversation,

02:53:18.080 and the temperature in the pool,

02:53:19.680 than your entire life.

02:53:22.400 I don't know.

02:53:30.440 Tell me more about,

02:53:31.740 how's your fake law firm going?

02:53:34.660 Do you have,

02:53:35.680 do you have the documents?

02:53:37.220 Tell me about the documents.

02:53:39.040 How's your, 0.99

02:53:39.700 how's your fucking, 1.00

02:53:40.780 uh, 0.99

02:53:41.940 how's your viewership going over there?

02:53:43.920 Oh,

02:53:44.060 you're doing another Facebook live with six people.

02:53:47.040 Two of them are your parents.

02:53:48.580 Cool. 1.00

02:53:50.920 Come talk more shit, 1.00

02:53:52.340 and not even me. 1.00

02:53:53.420 Go,

02:53:53.700 go after Morgan some more.

02:53:55.440 Go after everybody.

02:53:56.380 Go after everybody that's, 1.00

02:53:57.760 you know,

02:53:58.040 actually suffering,

02:53:59.840 as a result of what,

02:54:01.200 because once you do,

02:54:02.240 once you start making noise,

02:54:03.220 you put yourself on the radar.

02:54:04.260 When you're on the radar,

02:54:05.280 people that don't like you,

02:54:05.980 they look to hurt you,

02:54:06.700 and they do,

02:54:07.500 and they're,

02:54:07.860 and they're good at it,

02:54:08.440 and they'll find something.

02:54:09.800 Another great one was like,

02:54:11.240 uh,

02:54:11.420 they're not even freedom fighters,

02:54:13.880 brother. 1.00

02:54:14.260 They're just fucking criminals. 1.00

02:54:15.360 Like, 1.00

02:54:16.040 all these charges are like,

02:54:17.520 there's nothing to do with freedom fighting,

02:54:20.260 bro.

02:54:21.280 Yes,

02:54:22.140 yes,

02:54:22.420 because,

02:54:23.140 again,

02:54:24.020 um,

02:54:24.760 being the super geniuses these guys are,

02:54:26.480 I'm so glad they brought this up,

02:54:28.180 um,

02:54:28.700 because the government

02:54:29.420 would just come out and say,

02:54:31.700 listen,

02:54:32.320 we've charged him with illegal mouth sounds,

02:54:35.200 um,

02:54:35.480 bad attitude,

02:54:36.920 and,

02:54:37.280 and 17 counts of,

02:54:39.340 of too much freedom-ness.

02:54:40.940 And,

02:54:41.640 and,

02:54:42.120 and not being a grifter.

02:54:43.900 That's what we're charged with.

02:54:44.920 We're gonna,

02:54:45.300 yeah,

02:54:45.900 we're gonna politically,

02:54:47.000 just come,

02:54:47.460 yeah,

02:54:47.680 that's what they're gonna do.

02:54:49.000 They're not,

02:54:49.520 they're not gonna find,

02:54:50.460 like,

02:54:50.700 some kind of plausible story

02:54:52.700 they can sell to the public

02:54:54.320 to smear me,

02:54:55.760 or smear Morgan, 0.98

02:54:57.060 or anyone else.

02:54:57.940 No,

02:54:58.200 that would be crazy.

02:54:59.680 They would just come out and say,

02:55:01.480 you're under arrest for being based,

02:55:03.980 and you're,

02:55:04.920 we're charging you with

02:55:06.000 too much awesome,

02:55:07.560 for being,

02:55:08.400 you know,

02:55:09.000 radical and dope and stuff. 1.00

02:55:11.900 They would never just say a bunch of bullshit. 1.00

02:55:14.560 They would never try and pin you with, 1.00

02:55:16.000 no,

02:55:16.200 no,

02:55:16.320 no,

02:55:16.460 no,

02:55:16.680 no,

02:55:16.840 no,

02:55:16.940 no,

02:55:17.000 no,

02:55:17.060 no,

02:55:17.100 no.

02:55:17.180 That's how the government works.

02:55:19.700 These people,

02:55:20.260 you can't trust the system,

02:55:21.960 man.

02:55:22.200 But when the system attacks those people,

02:55:23.980 I totally trust the system.

02:55:25.300 I stand with the system.

02:55:26.780 You stand with the current thing. 1.00

02:55:28.520 You're just as fucking stupid as everybody else you shoot off about all the time. 1.00

02:55:33.460 I'm fucking dunking on libs, bro. 1.00

02:55:35.360 I have friends that are technically liberal, 0.99

02:55:38.660 and you know what?

02:55:39.460 They're decent people,

02:55:40.480 and they're a thousand times better than you.

02:55:43.100 A thousand times better people than you.

02:55:45.960 This moral superiority thing is hilarious.

02:55:49.480 And again,

02:55:49.820 it's always coming from,

02:55:50.700 it's a cope,

02:55:51.480 really,

02:55:51.760 because when you need to beg strangers on the internet for money to feed your kids rather

02:55:56.400 than get a job,

02:55:57.720 you're obviously not,

02:55:58.900 you're not doing great,

02:55:59.700 kid.

02:56:00.600 And,

02:56:00.880 you know,

02:56:01.600 looking for,

02:56:02.540 looking for the,

02:56:04.040 the,

02:56:04.440 the respect from other men through wolf memes.

02:56:09.400 What if I'm going to,

02:56:10.260 you know what you should do? 1.00

02:56:10.820 Get a barbed wire tattoo around your neck. 0.99

02:56:12.520 That'll show them. 0.98

02:56:13.160 That'll,

02:56:13.500 I need to stop,

02:56:17.800 but I,

02:56:18.060 I don't,

02:56:19.000 I need to stop,

02:56:19.860 but I don't want to. 0.79

02:56:20.560 I kind of want to just shoot off all night.

02:56:24.360 David's back. 0.81

02:56:25.020 He says, 1.00

02:56:25.300 gun owners are so pathetic. 1.00

02:56:26.220 It took the government banning single shot rifles for them to try and mobilize against it. 1.00

02:56:29.500 It's way too late.

02:56:30.280 Way too late.

02:56:30.820 Doesn't matter.

02:56:31.880 Uh, 0.98

02:56:32.080 they weren't concerned about red flag laws or other shit in it. 0.98

02:56:34.080 No, 0.99

02:56:34.880 they were too busy.

02:56:36.400 Um,

02:56:36.960 you know,

02:56:37.660 being conservative,

02:56:38.740 bro,

02:56:38.900 like playing the game,

02:56:39.940 bro.

02:56:40.280 You got to play the game.

02:56:41.640 Okay. 1.00

02:56:42.060 You can't act like this fucking, 1.00

02:56:43.780 this guy. 1.00

02:56:44.380 Like you see, 0.99

02:56:44.960 this red fucking headed guy on the internet is just like yelling. 1.00

02:56:48.960 Like he's fucking, 1.00

02:56:50.040 he's stupid. 1.00

02:56:50.940 You need to play the game like me. 1.00

02:56:52.760 And we're going to get,

02:56:53.820 listen to this. 1.00

02:56:54.260 We're going to get a fucking petition. 0.99

02:56:55.420 And we're going to get other petitions. 0.99

02:56:57.040 And we are going to tweet about it.

02:56:58.640 And we're going to tweet things.

02:57:00.200 And somehow,

02:57:01.500 and we're going to sue them.

02:57:02.720 Yeah.

02:57:02.960 We're going to sue the people that have no respect for the law and make,

02:57:06.100 literally make up laws.

02:57:07.760 We're going to sue them.

02:57:09.060 And,

02:57:09.260 and,

02:57:09.840 and how did that work?

02:57:11.920 Oh,

02:57:12.140 well,

02:57:12.320 we,

02:57:12.600 we lost everything.

02:57:13.600 Uh,

02:57:14.600 in fact,

02:57:15.000 we have less guns now than ever.

02:57:16.080 I think we've lost all the guns actually.

02:57:18.260 Right.

02:57:18.800 So how did playing the game get you?

02:57:20.260 How did that work for you?

02:57:21.540 Because,

02:57:23.040 because the game that you're playing is owned by them and you're playing their game based upon the rules they allow you to play.

02:57:32.220 They're not going to let you win.

02:57:33.660 That's,

02:57:34.020 that's not how it works.

02:57:35.020 You,

02:57:35.160 you can't,

02:57:36.160 you're trying,

02:57:37.240 you're trying to change this horrible system while not making it upset in any way.

02:57:44.420 I also want to remind you that it doesn't want to change.

02:57:49.240 So I feel like you're going to have an issue.

02:57:52.020 I feel like you're going to run into something at some point.

02:57:54.040 I feel like you're going to have to piss some people off and make some people upset.

02:57:57.040 And at the end of the day, 1.00

02:57:58.120 you're going to have to just tell some people to fucking go fuck themselves. 1.00

02:58:01.780 Like Canada, 1.00

02:58:03.080 there's not enough room and there's not enough time.

02:58:07.740 They're,

02:58:08.160 they're just like,

02:58:09.100 there's,

02:58:13.640 they just want to make every,

02:58:14.880 they want to make everybody happy.

02:58:16.400 Every,

02:58:16.600 there's got to be a way.

02:58:17.800 There's not,

02:58:18.820 there's not.

02:58:21.340 That's how real life works.

02:58:22.940 That's how cold reality works.

02:58:24.460 There's not room for everybody on the,

02:58:27.560 on the life raft.

02:58:28.780 There just isn't.

02:58:34.180 Not everyone is useful and means well.

02:58:39.100 And it's coming from a good place.

02:58:41.480 Nope.

02:58:42.600 No.

02:58:44.740 No.

02:58:46.360 They don't. 1.00

02:58:49.720 It's not strength to ignore huge pieces of shit and just let them fester and hurt other people 1.00

02:58:58.000 and just spin around and be a fucking nuisance and not call attention to it. 1.00

02:59:04.660 Because that hurts everybody. 1.00

02:59:06.680 It derails everything.

02:59:10.300 And again,

02:59:11.380 I don't know if you've looked outside and taken stock of the system,

02:59:15.660 of the,

02:59:16.100 the temperature of the world where I keep using temperature for some reason.

02:59:19.100 I'm probably dying. 0.99

02:59:20.100 I fucking hope so. 0.99

02:59:21.440 Every day I wake up and I'm still alive. 0.98

02:59:23.240 I'm like, 1.00

02:59:23.600 fuck. 0.99

02:59:24.720 I was hoping 1.00

02:59:25.480 I could go get that.

02:59:29.100 You know,

02:59:29.320 I should go get boosters.

02:59:30.340 I'm going to get vaccinated.

02:59:31.060 I'm going full left wing. 1.00

02:59:32.140 Fuck it. 1.00

02:59:32.360 I don't care. 1.00

02:59:32.960 What if they, 0.99

02:59:33.420 what if the boosters kill you? 1.00

02:59:34.380 I hope so. 1.00

02:59:35.580 I fucking hope so. 1.00

02:59:37.520 We need to get rid of more people. 1.00

02:59:39.760 There's too many people.

02:59:42.580 Forgot where I was going with this.

02:59:44.060 Probably that,

02:59:44.520 probably that there's too many people.

02:59:46.960 And,

02:59:47.360 and it's time.

02:59:48.480 Oh yeah.

02:59:48.760 There's,

02:59:48.980 there's just,

02:59:49.460 you know,

02:59:49.820 it's just not a realistic,

02:59:54.380 practical attitude

02:59:55.180 to,

02:59:57.600 to tolerate everyone.

03:00:02.580 That's,

03:00:03.200 that's them.

03:00:04.360 Right?

03:00:05.020 That's supposed to be a virtue of what we're fighting against,

03:00:08.320 what we don't like.

03:00:09.500 Right?

03:00:09.920 We don't like this.

03:00:12.520 Um,

03:00:13.120 there's not unlimited tolerance.

03:00:15.200 You can't just, 0.99

03:00:18.200 we need to have fucking standards. 0.99

03:00:21.620 All right? 0.99

03:00:23.040 There are some people that just shouldn't,

03:00:25.120 they just shouldn't be talking.

03:00:26.760 You know?

03:00:28.880 They,

03:00:29.560 should not be allowed to,

03:00:32.500 you know,

03:00:32.880 they just,

03:00:33.360 no.

03:00:39.400 They feel that way about us.

03:00:41.020 Right?

03:00:41.480 They,

03:00:41.700 they,

03:00:41.980 they silence their,

03:00:42.940 they cancel their own all the time.

03:00:44.500 You know? 1.00

03:00:48.420 I think it's stupid. 1.00

03:00:50.040 I think it's stupid 1.00

03:00:51.040 to 0.99

03:00:52.480 let destructive,

03:00:55.040 toxic,

03:00:55.660 you know, 1.00

03:00:56.480 shit causing drama people 1.00

03:00:58.560 to just run around fucking, 1.00

03:01:03.300 like, 0.99

03:01:05.320 I'm,

03:01:05.720 I'm,

03:01:06.080 I'm sorry,

03:01:06.660 bro.

03:01:07.120 Uh,

03:01:07.420 people are going to jail,

03:01:08.500 having their lives ruined.

03:01:09.320 There's literally people dying around us.

03:01:11.480 We're on the precipice of,

03:01:12.680 of,

03:01:12.900 of World War III.

03:01:13.740 Cops are just throwing people in jail for nothing. 0.96

03:01:15.600 And you're like,

03:01:16.440 and you're doing what?

03:01:17.280 You're running around,

03:01:18.640 uh,

03:01:19.160 causing,

03:01:19.720 causing problems on Facebook because,

03:01:21.220 what,

03:01:21.300 you didn't get enough attention?

03:01:25.920 Get out.

03:01:27.460 Get,

03:01:28.040 get out.

03:01:29.900 We don't

03:01:30.860 have

03:01:31.720 room

03:01:32.460 for you.

03:01:33.340 We don't

03:01:34.540 have time

03:01:35.260 and energy

03:01:36.880 to spend

03:01:37.940 on your wounded 1.00

03:01:38.980 fucking ego 1.00

03:01:40.240 every time 1.00

03:01:41.520 something doesn't go your way.

03:01:45.040 Go be productive.

03:01:46.560 No one's going to hold 1.00

03:01:47.280 your fucking hand. 0.99

03:01:48.540 And if it's not 1.00

03:01:49.280 working out for whatever 0.99

03:01:50.280 the fucking grift, 0.99

03:01:51.500 whatever it is you're trying to do, 1.00

03:01:52.820 if it's not working for you,

03:01:54.360 the problem isn't

03:01:55.560 everyone else.

03:01:56.360 The problem is always you. 0.97

03:01:58.160 You are always the problem

03:01:59.720 because that is the only thing

03:02:01.300 you have any real

03:02:02.400 control over.

03:02:03.520 So rather than take

03:02:04.500 responsibility 1.00

03:02:05.240 for your fucking self 1.00

03:02:07.300 and your fucking 1.00

03:02:08.300 shitty situation 1.00

03:02:09.520 that you hate so much

03:02:11.060 that you'd rather spend

03:02:12.180 anything else

03:02:13.000 than deal with it

03:02:13.680 so you go on the internet 1.00

03:02:14.340 and fuck with people, 1.00

03:02:16.540 why don't you focus 1.00

03:02:17.700 on that?

03:02:25.640 It's shameful.

03:02:27.560 It's,

03:02:28.160 it's collectively,

03:02:29.240 it's grown

03:02:30.140 other adult men.

03:02:31.780 We should be like,

03:02:32.780 you don't,

03:02:33.400 you shouldn't talk anymore,

03:02:34.840 bro. 1.00

03:02:35.200 That's ridiculous. 0.99

03:02:37.000 Do you see 1.00

03:02:37.580 what the fuck is going on? 0.99

03:02:38.700 Like people are actually 0.99

03:02:39.760 suffering and having 0.93

03:02:40.700 bad shit happening to them. 0.99

03:02:44.940 And this is, 0.99

03:02:45.900 well your contribution

03:02:46.620 is,

03:02:47.220 is,

03:02:47.860 I'm struggling here. 0.97

03:02:53.180 I have no fucking time 0.98

03:02:54.620 for it. 0.99

03:02:55.120 I have no patience

03:02:55.920 for it. 1.00

03:02:59.240 If your shit 1.00

03:03:00.320 is not fucking 1.00

03:03:01.140 working out, 1.00

03:03:01.940 you're the fucking 1.00

03:03:02.680 problem. 1.00

03:03:03.460 Always.

03:03:08.200 Oh, 0.95

03:03:08.740 I didn't fucking get 0.98

03:03:09.420 what I want. 0.99

03:03:09.900 Try harder.

03:03:11.060 Do it again.

03:03:11.900 Do it better.

03:03:12.880 Oh,

03:03:13.140 it's cause of it.

03:03:13.660 No.

03:03:15.200 No.

03:03:18.780 Blaming other people 0.79

03:03:19.680 and other things 1.00

03:03:20.300 for your fucking 1.00

03:03:21.000 failures. 1.00

03:03:21.640 It's so,

03:03:26.500 you don't,

03:03:27.720 you're not helping

03:03:28.760 people by coddling

03:03:29.640 with them about

03:03:30.100 stuff like that.

03:03:30.340 Especially adults.

03:03:31.740 Especially adults.

03:03:32.880 And we,

03:03:33.180 we've coddled,

03:03:34.040 we coddled adults now.

03:03:35.200 Did you know this?

03:03:38.220 Yeah,

03:03:38.640 yes,

03:03:39.220 shame,

03:03:39.540 shame them, 0.97

03:03:40.380 bully them. 0.98

03:03:41.120 I don't care. 1.00

03:03:41.940 They're grown ass adults. 0.99

03:03:43.160 If they can't handle it, 0.98

03:03:44.040 like,

03:03:44.240 wait till you see

03:03:44.780 what's coming up

03:03:45.520 door number three. 1.00

03:03:47.520 You fucking can't handle 1.00

03:03:48.640 people criticizing you 1.00

03:03:49.800 for being ridiculous 1.00

03:03:50.580 because you are. 1.00

03:03:52.040 That's how we used

03:03:52.680 to kind of identify

03:03:53.200 problems and deal with it.

03:03:55.320 Now you're not allowed to.

03:03:57.300 25%

03:03:58.340 you can look this up.

03:03:59.160 25%

03:04:00.120 of the toy industry

03:04:01.380 toys,

03:04:02.480 like toys,

03:04:03.660 like in the toy section

03:04:04.800 of Walmart

03:04:05.360 where you go

03:04:06.160 to buy toys.

03:04:07.300 The last time I bought 1.00

03:04:07.860 a fucking toy, 1.00

03:04:09.540 I feel weird 1.00

03:04:10.680 saying the word toy.

03:04:12.120 Daddy,

03:04:12.420 I want a toy

03:04:13.220 because it's been that long.

03:04:16.760 I remember

03:04:17.940 the last time

03:04:18.740 I bought a toy.

03:04:20.240 I was 12.

03:04:22.660 I might have been 13.

03:04:28.000 And they were

03:04:28.740 Star Wars 0.99

03:04:29.540 fucking figurines, 1.00

03:04:31.340 like action figures, 1.00

03:04:32.220 right?

03:04:32.520 You know why I bought them?

03:04:33.720 Because I'm like,

03:04:34.480 you know what?

03:04:35.320 Maybe these will be worth

03:04:36.240 a pile of money 0.99

03:04:36.860 in fucking 30 years 1.00

03:04:37.800 like the old ones 0.99

03:04:38.400 from the first movies were.

03:04:39.440 That was the last time

03:04:40.300 I ever bought toys.

03:04:41.880 25% 1.00

03:04:42.860 of the fucking toy market 1.00

03:04:44.540 is grown men. 1.00

03:04:47.680 That is a problem.

03:04:49.800 That is a huge 1.00

03:04:50.720 fucking problem. 1.00

03:04:51.580 The problem is 1.00

03:04:52.900 men are buying toys.

03:04:54.700 The problem is 0.99

03:04:55.520 men are flipping the fuck out 0.95

03:04:57.080 and wrecking police cars 0.96

03:04:58.440 because hockey games

03:04:59.620 don't go their way.

03:05:00.740 The problem is

03:05:01.700 men think it's

03:05:02.740 fighting

03:05:03.400 and being a warrior 1.00

03:05:04.960 to talk shit on Facebook 1.00

03:05:06.920 while sharing wolf memes. 1.00

03:05:09.180 That's a problem. 1.00

03:05:11.560 It's a big fucking problem. 0.99

03:05:17.560 And it's not going to get any better. 1.00

03:05:20.220 It is what it is.

03:05:23.900 My advice,

03:05:25.720 find some like-minded friends.

03:05:29.460 Find your friends.

03:05:30.700 Find something.

03:05:32.260 And a lot of people already have.

03:05:33.820 If you haven't,

03:05:34.500 figure it's somewhere.

03:05:35.700 There's a Telegram page.

03:05:36.860 You'll figure it out.

03:05:39.240 You know?

03:05:43.200 And start worrying about that.

03:05:44.720 You know?

03:05:44.900 Start taking care of each other

03:05:46.000 and your own little community,

03:05:47.460 your network,

03:05:47.920 your friends,

03:05:48.320 your family,

03:05:48.900 and insulate yourself

03:05:50.100 as best you can

03:05:50.860 from the ever-encroaching madness

03:05:52.560 that is the world

03:05:53.180 because trying to put a stop 1.00

03:05:55.100 to this shit at this point 1.00

03:05:55.920 is like building sandcastles 1.00

03:05:57.040 when the tide's coming in.

03:05:58.100 Like,

03:05:58.320 you're not going to

03:05:59.700 defeat the gravity

03:06:01.320 of the wheel

03:06:01.900 that's going to grind 1.00

03:06:02.920 all this shit down. 0.99

03:06:03.780 It's just going to happen, 1.00

03:06:06.060 you know?

03:06:06.600 And there's going to be

03:06:07.520 the people that

03:06:08.260 weather it

03:06:09.480 and survive it

03:06:10.280 and do okay

03:06:11.260 and there's going to be

03:06:12.080 a shitload of people

03:06:13.140 that don't.

03:06:15.080 That's pretty much it.

03:06:16.140 That's all I got for you.

03:06:21.600 Not so much.

03:06:22.680 And I have a feeling

03:06:23.660 that in the future

03:06:26.320 I don't think

03:06:27.500 there's going to be

03:06:27.980 like an award ceremony.

03:06:29.320 What was that?

03:06:30.140 Do you remember that?

03:06:31.120 Do you remember 1.00

03:06:31.440 the fucking Freedom Awards? 0.99

03:06:33.780 They literally 1.00

03:06:37.240 had an award show

03:06:38.440 like they tried

03:06:40.020 to make it all

03:06:40.560 like the Oscars

03:06:41.720 and invited people

03:06:44.100 out for awards

03:06:45.160 Freedom Awards

03:06:47.420 like

03:06:49.500 I mean

03:06:52.680 we used to give out

03:06:54.780 war medals to people

03:06:56.220 when they won wars

03:06:57.220 for us

03:06:57.840 for freedom

03:07:00.200 related reasons.

03:07:01.400 I don't know

03:07:03.140 and for sharing

03:07:04.740 ladies and gentlemen

03:07:05.680 for sharing

03:07:06.340 this year's category

03:07:07.980 for sharing

03:07:09.920 the dopest 0.78

03:07:10.660 most badass 0.98

03:07:11.420 convincing

03:07:12.140 lion meme

03:07:13.880 the winner is 0.99

03:07:15.740 who gives a fuck? 0.99

03:07:18.400 like 0.99

03:07:22.540 I would feel like

03:07:24.300 such an

03:07:24.720 and it wasn't like

03:07:25.640 it was

03:07:25.880 like we're doing

03:07:27.380 a DAG award show

03:07:28.260 actually

03:07:28.520 yeah but it's ironic

03:07:29.540 nobody here actually

03:07:30.400 feels like

03:07:31.020 you're not going to get

03:07:31.820 are you going to get

03:07:32.480 dressed up 1.00

03:07:33.100 and go to a fucking 1.00

03:07:33.980 venue 1.00

03:07:35.240 that's been rented

03:07:36.160 and have professional

03:07:37.100 lighting done

03:07:38.060 and like we're going to

03:07:38.620 stream it on Facebook

03:07:39.380 and we're going to 0.99

03:07:40.040 fucking 1.00

03:07:40.340 oh did you blow up 1.00

03:07:44.380 the Death Star

03:07:45.040 good job honey

03:07:46.020 did you win at your

03:07:49.040 video game son 1.00

03:07:50.020 uh I fucking 0.99

03:07:51.100 have you seen my 1.00

03:07:52.080 fucking Facebook 1.00

03:07:52.880 profile picture 1.00

03:07:53.660 it's got barbed wire

03:07:54.420 on it bro

03:07:54.880 wow

03:07:58.420 it's amazing

03:07:59.780 uh there's

03:08:01.660 you know

03:08:01.980 I just have

03:08:02.640 I have no patience

03:08:03.760 anymore

03:08:04.080 we have no standards

03:08:05.200 as the ticker

03:08:06.460 at the bottom says

03:08:07.200 you know

03:08:07.760 here at Nova Scotia

03:08:09.380 standards are hard

03:08:11.000 to maintain

03:08:11.620 that's why we don't

03:08:12.540 have any

03:08:12.920 we've chosen to have

03:08:14.000 none at all

03:08:14.680 we're just going to

03:08:15.960 not have any at all

03:08:17.100 we're going to have

03:08:17.860 the bar is on the floor

03:08:19.260 and if you and some

03:08:21.280 friends would like to

03:08:21.900 come and dig a hole

03:08:22.700 to put that bar in

03:08:23.780 so that it can be

03:08:24.660 lower to even more

03:08:25.760 we encourage you

03:08:27.300 to do so

03:08:27.820 also remember

03:08:29.720 also remember

03:08:34.800 that if you're not

03:08:35.460 doing as well as

03:08:36.340 you'd like

03:08:36.740 it's because it's

03:08:37.680 everyone else's fault

03:08:38.580 point fingers

03:08:39.960 you're a victim

03:08:40.760 perpetually

03:08:41.400 and there's

03:08:42.360 there's nothing

03:08:43.020 wrong at all

03:08:43.840 with what you're

03:08:44.480 doing

03:08:44.780 and uh

03:08:45.920 basically just focus

03:08:47.160 on other men

03:08:48.060 get obsessed

03:08:48.940 with other men

03:08:49.760 follow them

03:08:51.060 go to their

03:08:51.720 social media

03:08:52.220 talk about them

03:08:53.240 talk about

03:08:54.160 other men

03:08:55.120 with other men

03:08:55.940 if you can

03:08:56.560 get in groups

03:08:57.620 get in group chats

03:08:58.680 share stories

03:08:59.840 about these men

03:09:01.140 who you've never

03:09:02.160 met

03:09:02.540 and they have no 0.99

03:09:03.560 fucking idea 0.99

03:09:04.140 you exist by the way 1.00

03:09:05.120 doing that

03:09:06.640 that is pretty

03:09:07.600 much the most

03:09:08.180 badass thing

03:09:08.820 I can imagine

03:09:09.700 I think it's

03:09:11.580 going to yield

03:09:12.240 some wicked

03:09:12.860 results in the

03:09:13.540 future

03:09:13.820 especially

03:09:15.140 you know

03:09:16.260 especially when

03:09:18.140 women or Morgan 1.00

03:09:19.120 even if she

03:09:19.700 corrects

03:09:20.080 she's like

03:09:20.360 hey you spelled

03:09:21.220 that wrong

03:09:21.820 what you want to

03:09:22.720 do is freak out

03:09:23.540 and then start

03:09:24.380 calling everybody

03:09:25.140 feds and grifters 0.98

03:09:26.580 and thieves

03:09:27.040 and all this kind

03:09:28.200 of stuff

03:09:28.440 and challenging

03:09:28.860 people to fights

03:09:29.480 on Facebook

03:09:29.900 that you're never

03:09:30.460 going to do

03:09:30.940 that you're never

03:09:31.700 going to

03:09:31.980 you know

03:09:32.240 just a lot

03:09:32.620 of emotional

03:09:33.060 flailing

03:09:33.460 you know

03:09:36.100 so this is

03:09:36.520 confusing anyone

03:09:37.380 it's like

03:09:37.800 I don't

03:09:38.140 like

03:09:38.420 this is

03:09:39.260 this is

03:09:39.720 the built

03:09:40.220 up 1.00

03:09:40.600 bullshit 1.00

03:09:44.900 filter 1.00

03:09:45.520 of having

03:09:46.060 to deal

03:09:46.520 with people

03:09:46.980 like this

03:09:47.520 for years

03:09:48.140 you should

03:09:49.240 see

03:09:49.500 and I put

03:09:49.900 one on the

03:09:50.320 telegram page

03:09:50.920 this guy

03:09:51.360 it's funny

03:09:52.240 to handle

03:09:53.040 and ruins

03:09:53.640 my life 1.00

03:09:54.280 you fucking 1.00

03:09:54.600 no 1.00

03:09:55.020 no one

03:09:55.780 knows you

03:09:56.300 I've never

03:09:57.040 talked to you

03:09:57.800 but he did

03:09:58.820 send me

03:09:59.280 100,000

03:10:00.240 messages

03:10:00.700 and Morgan

03:10:01.420 100,000

03:10:02.380 messages

03:10:02.760 and spammed 0.98

03:10:04.320 a shit load 0.54

03:10:04.820 of things

03:10:05.120 in the chat

03:10:05.540 somewhere

03:10:05.920 somebody kicked

03:10:07.080 him out

03:10:07.460 I guess

03:10:08.020 and now

03:10:08.440 that's

03:10:08.940 his life

03:10:09.920 being ruined

03:10:11.140 I have

03:10:13.320 I should

03:10:15.480 do a video

03:10:15.880 of this

03:10:16.120 I should

03:10:16.360 just show

03:10:16.800 my inbox

03:10:17.540 of you know

03:10:18.660 I feel bad

03:10:20.060 for people

03:10:20.400 that are like

03:10:20.820 genuinely

03:10:21.160 just trying

03:10:21.600 to connect

03:10:21.940 with me

03:10:22.180 and send

03:10:22.460 me a message

03:10:22.880 like a sane

03:10:23.380 person

03:10:23.740 like a normal

03:10:24.300 person

03:10:24.680 because it's

03:10:25.960 like

03:10:26.160 forget it

03:10:27.180 there's

03:10:28.120 endless messages

03:10:29.140 in this

03:10:29.520 it's hundreds

03:10:30.500 and hundreds

03:10:30.920 some people

03:10:31.640 send me

03:10:32.000 like 10

03:10:32.860 20 messages

03:10:33.560 a day

03:10:34.160 a day

03:10:34.860 and the worst

03:10:38.580 thing you can do

03:10:39.280 is pay attention

03:10:40.060 to them

03:10:40.400 because then

03:10:40.860 if you do

03:10:41.460 they expect

03:10:42.520 that attention

03:10:43.200 to continue

03:10:43.800 and then

03:10:44.240 when it doesn't

03:10:44.900 you've ruined

03:10:45.860 their lives

03:10:46.340 and then they

03:10:46.820 go around

03:10:47.160 saying you're 0.99

03:10:47.640 a drug addict 0.99

03:10:48.220 and I think 1.00

03:10:48.720 you're a fed

03:10:49.380 and blah blah blah

03:10:49.960 and all this 1.00

03:10:50.340 kind of shit 0.99

03:10:50.740 so 0.99

03:10:51.740 you know

03:10:52.860 remember the

03:10:54.740 Chris Sky video

03:10:55.520 where he's just

03:10:56.180 like you bunch 1.00

03:10:56.560 of fucking 1.00

03:10:57.000 babies 1.00

03:10:57.480 you know

03:10:57.900 he's losing

03:10:58.260 his mind

03:10:58.640 I get it

03:10:59.360 I 100%

03:11:00.260 know exactly

03:11:01.000 what he feels

03:11:01.900 you guys don't

03:11:06.080 know

03:11:06.340 I'm just trying

03:11:07.060 to let you know

03:11:07.600 that sitting

03:11:08.320 on this side

03:11:08.880 of the screen 1.00

03:11:09.340 is a fucking 1.00

03:11:10.020 she's on the head 1.00

03:11:11.600 boys I'm telling you

03:11:12.340 there's some 0.99

03:11:12.780 fucking characters 1.00

03:11:13.620 and creatures 1.00

03:11:14.080 out there

03:11:14.500 again scurrying

03:11:15.660 goblin creatures

03:11:16.320 you can hear the

03:11:16.860 claws on the

03:11:17.540 streets at night

03:11:18.120 when you're out

03:11:19.020 going to put the

03:11:19.400 keys in your car

03:11:19.840 you can hear them

03:11:20.280 scurrying and

03:11:20.780 scuttling around

03:11:21.280 in the bushes

03:11:21.720 none of them

03:11:23.980 have still ever

03:11:24.400 showed up

03:11:24.860 they all know

03:11:26.100 where I am

03:11:26.560 I can't go

03:11:27.200 anywhere

03:11:27.460 I'm on house

03:11:27.920 arrest

03:11:28.200 but they're

03:11:29.480 free to come

03:11:29.980 here

03:11:30.180 they never

03:11:30.540 do

03:11:30.760 what is

03:11:32.860 happening

03:11:33.580 Colbert's mom

03:11:34.220 talking about

03:11:34.520 superplexing a

03:11:35.380 baby

03:11:35.820 oh wait

03:11:38.280 off a book

03:11:40.140 table

03:11:40.380 I don't know

03:11:40.680 what's going

03:11:40.960 on there

03:11:41.260 I don't want

03:11:41.660 to know

03:11:41.820 anymore

03:11:42.060 I'm not

03:11:42.320 going to

03:11:42.500 read into

03:11:42.920 it anymore

03:11:43.420 I think it's

03:11:45.280 time to end

03:11:45.680 this tirade

03:11:46.340 I've basically

03:11:47.140 yeah I've been

03:11:47.540 on a complete

03:11:48.120 and total tirade

03:11:48.860 this whole evening

03:11:49.460 nothing else

03:11:50.640 you know what

03:11:51.080 and at the end

03:11:51.540 of the day

03:11:51.940 hey

03:11:52.500 you know

03:11:56.460 they're just

03:11:56.780 you know

03:11:57.920 I'm

03:11:58.700 I'm an

03:11:59.140 entertainer

03:11:59.840 and a

03:12:00.660 and a

03:12:00.700 and a

03:12:01.000 pundit

03:12:01.400 I guess

03:12:01.820 that's all

03:12:02.720 I do

03:12:02.900 that's all

03:12:03.200 this is

03:12:03.600 that's all

03:12:04.060 this is

03:12:04.340 I don't

03:12:04.980 want to be

03:12:05.400 in charge 1.00

03:12:05.900 of shit 1.00

03:12:06.400 I don't 1.00

03:12:07.140 want to be

03:12:07.540 running

03:12:07.860 anything

03:12:08.260 I don't

03:12:08.560 want people

03:12:08.940 looking at

03:12:09.340 me for

03:12:09.580 dude

03:12:10.000 my outlook

03:12:10.800 is not

03:12:11.180 good

03:12:11.480 okay

03:12:12.520 I can

03:12:13.600 offer you

03:12:13.920 some moral

03:12:14.380 support

03:12:14.860 some

03:12:15.400 encouragement

03:12:15.940 you know

03:12:17.080 some energy

03:12:17.540 I can

03:12:17.820 lift your

03:12:18.360 spirits a little

03:12:18.820 bit

03:12:18.900 maybe hopefully

03:12:19.460 make you

03:12:20.000 not kill

03:12:20.600 yourself 0.98

03:12:20.880 or something

03:12:21.160 that's pretty

03:12:21.800 much it

03:12:22.180 though

03:12:22.500 that's pretty

03:12:23.300 much it

03:12:23.660 though

03:12:23.880 that's it

03:12:25.020 so I

03:12:26.160 don't know

03:12:26.320 what these 1.00

03:12:26.600 people fucking 1.00

03:12:27.120 expect 1.00

03:12:27.500 is gonna

03:12:29.580 happen

03:12:30.120 you guys

03:12:30.740 don't even

03:12:31.080 do anything

03:12:31.700 bro I 0.99

03:12:32.180 fucking stream 1.00

03:12:32.820 shit on the 1.00

03:12:33.200 internet 1.00

03:12:33.420 what do you

03:12:33.800 think this

03:12:34.320 is

03:12:34.660 the fact

03:12:36.900 that you

03:12:37.260 somehow

03:12:38.100 like

03:12:40.660 one step

03:12:42.700 removed

03:12:43.160 applied an

03:12:44.160 objective to

03:12:44.920 me that

03:12:45.260 never existed

03:12:46.020 like this

03:12:46.960 is just

03:12:47.480 this is just

03:12:48.140 a stream

03:12:48.660 on the

03:12:48.960 internet

03:12:49.320 is this

03:12:50.600 like do I

03:12:51.200 have a

03:12:51.400 political party

03:12:52.020 that's that's

03:12:52.500 campaigning to 0.99

03:12:53.160 fucking have a 1.00

03:12:53.720 power plant 1.00

03:12:54.200 installed in

03:12:54.700 your town 1.00

03:12:55.000 the fuck 1.00

03:12:55.500 are you 1.00

03:12:55.720 talking about

03:12:56.300 you know

03:12:57.200 turn it off

03:12:58.020 the end

03:12:58.620 it's not that

03:12:59.220 hard

03:12:59.540 because you

03:13:07.840 could just get

03:13:08.300 sucked into an

03:13:08.800 airline engine

03:13:09.320 you know

03:13:13.100 and that's

03:13:15.980 that's part of

03:13:16.640 how it is

03:13:17.200 just to not

03:13:18.300 not give

03:13:19.680 it's not so

03:13:20.240 much giving a 0.99

03:13:20.960 fuck it's just 0.99

03:13:21.580 you gotta 1.00

03:13:22.040 you gotta accept

03:13:22.860 that like

03:13:23.260 this is all

03:13:24.160 very finite

03:13:24.900 this is all

03:13:25.580 very temporary

03:13:26.300 your own life

03:13:27.680 all of this

03:13:28.120 we're not here

03:13:28.920 very long

03:13:29.380 and you know

03:13:31.200 this guy

03:13:32.580 this is a real

03:13:33.420 story

03:13:33.780 airline employee

03:13:34.520 dead after being

03:13:35.200 ingested into

03:13:36.060 engine

03:13:36.520 so this guy's

03:13:37.240 just minding his

03:13:37.700 own business

03:13:38.080 working at the

03:13:38.480 airport and

03:13:38.980 gets sucked into 1.00

03:13:39.540 a fucking jet 1.00

03:13:40.060 engine his day 1.00

03:13:40.560 that's it

03:13:41.060 he had things to

03:13:41.880 do that day

03:13:42.440 he was gonna

03:13:43.460 be a hero

03:13:44.000 after work

03:13:44.580 and fight

03:13:44.920 people on

03:13:45.320 facebook or

03:13:45.820 whatever

03:13:46.060 but instead 0.95

03:13:46.880 he got sucked 1.00

03:13:47.360 into a fucking 1.00

03:13:47.860 jet engine 1.00

03:13:48.320 you know

03:13:48.740 people get

03:13:49.140 hit by cars

03:13:49.940 people they

03:13:51.580 strokes things

03:13:52.880 that well I

03:13:53.260 mean especially

03:13:54.140 now you know

03:13:55.300 look at this

03:13:56.880 you could be a 1.00

03:13:57.840 fucking rich 1.00

03:13:58.940 famous 0.99

03:13:59.500 I'm doing super

03:14:02.720 awesome you guys

03:14:03.360 heard of Jeremy

03:14:03.880 Renner remember

03:14:04.500 the you know the

03:14:05.040 actor yeah he's

03:14:05.860 probably dead

03:14:06.520 critical condition

03:14:09.080 after snow plowing

03:14:10.340 accident two time

03:14:11.120 Oscar nominee

03:14:11.740 just a snow plow

03:14:14.540 incident and he's

03:14:15.820 been rushed to

03:14:16.440 hospital in

03:14:17.040 critical condition

03:14:17.800 so like you

03:14:19.980 know not a

03:14:23.080 conspiracy 0.99

03:14:23.660 sometimes shit 0.99

03:14:26.480 just happens and 0.96

03:14:27.760 that's it it's all

03:14:28.560 over the end so

03:14:30.240 it's offensive to

03:14:32.200 me it offends me

03:14:33.760 to see these people 1.00

03:14:34.680 acting like fuck 1.00

03:14:35.560 they are children 1.00

03:14:36.500 first of all you're 1.00

03:14:37.260 not a fucking 1.00

03:14:37.720 grown man you're 1.00

03:14:38.400 sharing shit like 1.00

03:14:38.900 that on the 1.00

03:14:39.260 internet you're like

03:14:40.240 my wolf meme bro

03:14:41.200 I'm a lion bro

03:14:41.840 no you're not 1.00

03:14:42.200 you're a fucking 1.00

03:14:42.620 loser and an 1.00

03:14:43.140 idiot and you're 1.00

03:14:44.880 wasting time with 1.00

03:14:45.660 this you have any

03:14:47.120 idea how frail and

03:14:48.360 fragile how little

03:14:49.140 time we have I 0.99

03:14:50.160 don't have fucking 0.99

03:14:50.800 time for this I'm 0.98

03:14:51.860 annoyed by this I

03:14:52.800 try to ignore it I

03:14:53.980 don't have time for

03:14:54.500 this none of us

03:14:55.480 none of us do and

03:14:56.400 yet here we are

03:14:57.020 anyway because it

03:14:57.800 needed to be done

03:14:58.440 because if I didn't

03:14:59.340 get it off my chest I

03:15:00.380 would go completely 0.99

03:15:01.140 fucking insane and 1.00

03:15:02.580 the next time I go 0.99

03:15:03.360 looking for one of

03:15:04.320 these terrible Tim

03:15:05.000 Hortons lids at a

03:15:05.680 drive-thru I might

03:15:06.680 just come through the

03:15:07.260 window and start I

03:15:08.560 don't know what I'm

03:15:09.080 gonna do I gotta be

03:15:09.920 careful what I say my

03:15:10.560 lawyer's gonna get

03:15:11.120 upset I could go on

03:15:12.020 a rampage I could

03:15:13.240 just I could just 0.99

03:15:14.320 shoot right through 1.00

03:15:15.240 the fucking open 1.00

03:15:15.980 window of a 1.00

03:15:17.520 drive-thru because

03:15:19.560 they're just made

03:15:20.300 they're just exist to

03:15:21.340 piss you off anyway

03:15:22.300 I don't know what 0.98

03:15:28.080 that means I just

03:15:31.800 want to say oh

03:15:32.580 what excuse me can I

03:15:40.100 get a supervisor what I

03:15:45.100 don't never mind never

03:15:46.820 mind you just drive

03:15:48.280 away you just dive right 1.00

03:15:49.360 into the fucking 1.00

03:15:49.900 windows like I'll make 1.00

03:15:50.580 it myself I'll just 0.97

03:15:51.460 fucking get it myself 0.98

03:15:52.380 I'll make my own 1.00

03:15:53.400 fucking sandwich it's 1.00

03:15:58.020 all coming apart boys 1.00

03:15:58.820 it's all coming down

03:16:03.040 I hope you had fun did

03:16:04.480 you have fun you feel

03:16:05.160 better I don't it's

03:16:07.320 all it's all worse

03:16:08.200 anyway yeah it's gonna

03:16:14.880 get worse well I'll

03:16:15.880 continue to struggle

03:16:16.520 because you know

03:16:17.100 survival is is

03:16:18.080 resistance right your

03:16:19.540 your existence is

03:16:20.480 resistance so you're

03:16:24.380 surviving as best you

03:16:25.320 can and doing better

03:16:26.660 with your life you

03:16:29.020 know being healthier

03:16:29.960 and happier and

03:16:30.860 and finding positive

03:16:31.980 net contributions

03:16:32.780 things you can do for

03:16:33.540 your yourself your

03:16:35.080 your friends family

03:16:36.440 people around you that

03:16:37.120 feels fulfilling and

03:16:38.100 rewarding do those

03:16:38.860 things because that's

03:16:39.580 what makes you a

03:16:40.780 stronger more powerful

03:16:42.720 person you'll gain

03:16:43.340 perspective you'll learn

03:16:44.200 to care about the

03:16:44.760 things that matter and

03:16:45.920 not not literally take

03:16:48.640 you know days on your

03:16:50.480 life fighting with

03:16:51.280 strangers on the

03:16:51.840 internet because it's

03:16:52.600 it's it's a

03:16:53.480 it's not good it's

03:17:02.720 very not good and

03:17:03.820 you know what I'm

03:17:05.380 just gonna start

03:17:05.760 bullying them from

03:17:06.360 now on I don't care 0.99

03:17:09.200 I'll bully all of you 0.63

03:17:11.720 I did it earlier I'll 0.98

03:17:13.100 do it again I'll never

03:17:14.140 stop I'll bully your 1.00

03:17:17.560 parents I'll bully your 1.00

03:17:18.640 fucking kids sticks and 1.00

03:17:21.480 stones bitch I was 1.00

03:17:25.300 born in the 80s when 1.00

03:17:26.400 this song came out

03:17:27.460 you were sup you were

03:17:30.900 supposed to bully

03:17:31.860 people back then you

03:17:34.900 weren't allowed to be a 1.00

03:17:35.860 fucking idiot 1.00

03:17:36.660 couldn't get away with 1.00

03:17:42.240 it back then just

03:17:45.260 bringing it back that's

03:17:46.100 all that matters we got

03:17:49.600 to up the standards

03:17:50.440 around here we're gonna

03:17:52.740 clean this place up 1.00

03:17:53.880 take your fucking 1.00

03:17:59.220 horse shit and get the 1.00

03:18:00.620 fuck out 1.00

03:18:01.580 nobody wants to join 1.00

03:18:09.820 your fucking zoom call 0.99

03:18:12.840 to talk about whatever 1.00

03:18:15.100 fucking obscure wall you 1.00

03:18:16.460 found shut up 1.00

03:18:17.540 I don't know I think I'm 0.82

03:18:35.580 I think I'm going bizarro

03:18:37.000 mode I'm just gonna be a

03:18:38.600 liberal now let's just see

03:18:40.820 what happens as an

03:18:41.520 experiment I'll just say

03:18:43.500 everything they would I

03:18:45.040 would right I'll just do

03:18:46.300 that I'll do the opposite

03:18:48.400 of everything you want

03:18:51.840 I'll show you I'll show

03:18:52.880 you fed mode it's all

03:19:02.500 cathartic it's all just

03:19:04.240 you feel I feel better you

03:19:05.560 feel better good that's the

03:19:06.920 point that's the point 1.00

03:19:09.440 fuck these people fuck 1.00

03:19:24.300 these losers shame them 1.00

03:19:25.980 walk away cut them out of 1.00

03:19:28.740 your literally cut them on 0.80

03:19:29.720 your lives I'm a big fan of

03:19:34.980 addition by subtraction it

03:19:36.260 works it very it really

03:19:37.460 does

03:19:37.880 stark

03:19:42.920 baby baby we can share

03:19:48.800 these tears we can know

03:19:51.480 how we feel we can share

03:19:53.300 this wolf meme 0.99

03:19:54.740 I fucking told you that 0.99

03:19:59.460 was gonna happen remember 0.99

03:20:01.320 before my old Facebook 0.96

03:20:02.640 post I fucking knew that 0.97

03:20:06.900 was gonna happen I said 0.98

03:20:07.820 it before do you like my

03:20:09.880 barbed wire tattoo hey babe

03:20:13.000 did you know I'm basically a

03:20:14.040 lion those panties are never 1.00

03:20:20.260 there's no easy way out 0.90

03:20:27.260 shut them up

03:20:31.420 lead me follow me or get the 1.00

03:20:38.660 fuck out of my way 0.98

03:20:40.080 that's it if you're not doing 1.00

03:20:43.900 one of those three things 0.94

03:20:45.300 shut up

03:20:48.040 everybody should be leading 0.96

03:20:53.160 themselves personal

03:20:54.140 responsibility individual 1.00

03:20:55.980 fucking accountability you 0.99

03:20:57.380 know what I mean 0.99

03:20:57.860 if I wasn't such a victim I

03:21:01.660 could have been something 0.93

03:21:02.360 shut up 0.99

03:21:03.220 shut up 1.00

03:21:04.960 David Goggins runs this place 1.00

03:21:08.020 not you

03:21:08.620 cares

03:21:09.720 razordistrict.com it's got

03:21:12.940 all the stuff

03:21:13.560 go there who cares

03:21:15.340 nobody cares

03:21:16.560 nobody's ever cared

03:21:39.720 no Phil I don't want you to

03:21:50.340 because of course it comes

03:21:53.060 back on me and I don't I'm

03:21:54.620 lazy and I don't want to deal

03:21:55.660 with it I mean there's no need

03:21:57.460 to install complicated

03:21:58.700 algorithmic procedures inside

03:22:00.460 all of social media to detect 0.99

03:22:02.160 quote bitch ass people and 1.00

03:22:05.160 then use that mathematical 0.99

03:22:06.160 algorithm compared you know

03:22:07.580 paired up with an AI that you've

03:22:09.160 developed which is very scary

03:22:10.680 of its own right and then have

03:22:12.420 their you know sudden deaths

03:22:14.360 arranged through a comedy of

03:22:15.660 errors like traffic signals

03:22:17.180 people carrying plates of

03:22:18.860 glass in the streets where they

03:22:19.980 shouldn't be what are you

03:22:20.660 doing

03:22:21.120 no

03:22:21.980 no no no they're they're very

03:22:26.200 unhealthy like look most of 0.99

03:22:27.980 them are alcoholics and drug 1.00

03:22:29.040 addicts they're fucking snorting 1.00

03:22:30.200 pills and stealing money 1.00

03:22:31.240 Phil they're gonna they're gonna

03:22:33.080 they'll take care of

03:22:34.220 themselves

03:22:34.580 don't you just worry look at

03:22:36.680 that one

03:22:37.240 I know right

03:22:40.200 two seats he needs to buy

03:22:43.100 probably the whole aisle I

03:22:44.540 mean the guy like that he's not

03:22:46.140 sticking around long you know

03:22:47.100 what I mean

03:22:47.380 that

03:22:48.040 do you know what he's never

03:22:51.380 gonna have a 70th birthday

03:22:53.140 maybe a 60th birthday you know

03:22:57.620 why hey hey Phil and this this is

03:23:00.120 just a question this is a

03:23:01.240 rhetorical question

03:23:01.720 he already knows because he's

03:23:03.760 telepathic you know what you

03:23:05.000 never you know you never see

03:23:06.540 fat old people 1.00

03:23:09.240 I know because they died a long

03:23:13.240 time ago because of the health

03:23:15.460 issues and so on

03:23:16.400 I don't know it might motivate

03:23:20.880 somebody we're dark now

03:23:22.700 yeah I thought you would be more

03:23:25.040 into it 0.97

03:23:25.520 you're fucking right I can give you a 0.99

03:23:28.900 run for your money 0.99

03:23:29.500 I don't have a soul I left that

03:23:34.220 I barely had one I went to

03:23:35.880 Afghanistan it's long gone dude 1.00

03:23:37.280 this is all I've just been

03:23:38.240 fake this is a human face

03:23:39.980 stretched over a lizard skull this

03:23:42.120 whole time I've been faking it I'm

03:23:43.680 barely hanging on dude I am this

03:23:45.380 close

03:23:45.760 they're they're they are on to us

03:23:48.620 they think we're feds they're

03:23:49.760 starting to ask questions they know

03:23:52.060 about the sex dungeon and the and 0.97

03:23:55.060 the cocaine and the fed piss pipe 0.89

03:23:58.060 might they know about all of us

03:23:59.060 we might we might have to we might

03:24:05.760 have to just set fire to

03:24:06.680 everything we're I don't know we'll

03:24:07.880 see let's just thank God no one

03:24:09.380 heard this

03:24:09.800 we're going to have to

03:24:12.600 see everything last night

03:24:14.700 I almost saw it

03:24:16.980 so why can we look at a

03:24:18.500 aces and fotografies

03:24:18.980 that are one of us

03:24:20.380 that are going

03:24:20.740 have to do

03:24:21.740 see

03:24:23.620 those

03:24:24.380 and

03:24:25.540 are

03:24:28.580 around

03:24:29.320 00

03:24:29.660 and

03:24:31.020 I

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Raging Dissident Podcast - January 03, 2023

🏴 RageCast 288： FreeDUMB Carnival

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