🏴 RageCast 290: KISS IT GOODBYE
Episode Stats
Length
3 hours and 24 minutes
Words per Minute
156.22397
Hate Speech Sentences
167
Summary
The future of our country is bleak. We are a communist country now. The only thing we have left is duct tape, elastic bands, and chewing gum to keep the lights on. The rest is being chipped away at and drained away by socialism.
Transcript
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Welcome back to however many more of these I got left in me.
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If I wanted to make money and be famous, I would do the opposite of everything that I do.
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It's a miracle they haven't killed me yet, but that's always...
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Here's to your health and whatever you got left of it.
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And if you're in Nova Scotia, you don't because there is no such thing as healthcare here.
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Not so great if you're in Nova Scotia and you need a doctor.
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That's not a thing that you get to have anymore.
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I don't know why everybody's in such a bad mood.
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I don't know if maybe you've taken the hint or not.
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I'm going to absolutely just take whatever remains of any kind of semblance of national
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pride and just rip it to shreds because it's a phantasm.
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Whatever's holding what remains of this place together is threads.
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It's duct tape, elastic bands, and chewing gum.
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That's pretty much what's keeping the lights on at this point.
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And everything that once whatever made this place something to be proud of, it's gone.
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And the rest is being chipped away at and drained away.
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And soon it will be, you know, an angry adolescent.
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And then it's just going to start hurting people.
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It's already killing people all over the place.
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Why don't you back yourselves into a fucking maid appointment?
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And I do want to mention, I've also, I've asked a couple of people to pull down, and I appreciate
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I, you know, I would be in a much worse situation without you guys, obviously.
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However, I have asked that those be pulled down and terminated because I just, I don't want
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to, I don't, I can't take any more money from anybody, and I don't want to.
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I'm probably not going to be around too much longer anyway, but the state, I mean, the
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state of affairs that we are in is incredibly bleak, incredibly dark, really, really fucking
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It's not doing anybody any service to gloss over this and act like everything's going to
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Everything's looking, everything's turning around.
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It's turning, that feeling you think, oh, we're turning a corner.
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You're just going around the other side, the radius, the circumference of the toilet
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ball as we get closer and closer to being sucked down the drainpipe of socialism from
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Let me just make sure I didn't miss anything I wanted to miss.
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It really doesn't make any difference at this point.
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I may, I may get a couple more of these in before I just shut it down forever because
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I, you know, what is, what is there left to say?
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What is there, what is there left to be accomplished with it?
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Can any of this do besides me just trying to, I mean, entertaining each other, I guess.
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If that's worth it to you, I suppose, outside of that, there's really nothing else because
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what is there left to say that hasn't been said, that everybody hasn't been screaming
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to the rafters for the last two years, five years, ten years?
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It is a country of weak, sloth-like, pathetic children.
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I'm disgusted, embarrassed, ashamed, and it really fucking hurts, especially when oftentimes
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throughout the day, every day, I'm reminded of the countless people I know, friends, guys
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I loved, like brothers, who are dead, who died because they thought they were, you know,
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putting themselves out there for this place to have it turn around shit all over them
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and throw them away to the garbage pile, and then they die.
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That's how they treat, and yeah, I saw some of you guys talking about it in the chat earlier.
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There was a woman nearby here in Nova Scotia, her husband, she's dying, right?
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She's dead now because that's how you get health care in Canada.
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She was dying, husband takes her to the hospital, you know, they couldn't even give her
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anesthetic, there's just no time, we just don't even have the, they just let her wail
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away and die in complete and total agony, they're right there on the floor of the hospital,
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It's like I said before, if they'll treat me and our guys like this, what the fuck do
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Whatever they want, absolutely whatever they want is what they'll do to you, and they
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There is nothing, that's my biggest fucking gripe.
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You know, I don't, you know, I can't blame them, I guess they're naive, all of the, you
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know, we just gotta get the libs out and then we'll get, yeah, okay bud, yeah, you know,
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the only people that made any real difference, and they bought you some time, so they deserve
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a pat on the back for that, they held the machine guns in a rear guard position while
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the rest of you could escape and buy you, you know, maybe a couple of hours before the
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wave of bullshit descends upon you again to finish you off, was the truck driver.
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The truckers, the trucker protest, that's what that was.
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A lot of people like, you know, and I had this bad feeling at the time, I didn't want
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to say, you know, I'm not going to say it out loud because then, you know, then it becomes
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That was not taking back the country, that was the last gasp of a dying nation.
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I'm going to just say it, what a lot of people are thinking, and nobody wants to say it because
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nobody wants to be the bad guy, why do you think I'm all dressed in black?
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That was whatever was left, that was the last gasp of a dying man as he coughs up blood into
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his own mouth and spits it out of his teeth and throws one last punch before he rolls over
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There is not going to be any investigations, there's not going to be any arrests, just
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It's never going to, they're going to come back and say, that, the Emergency Use Act was
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It was totally justified and blah, blah, blah, blah.
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Where was your precious government stooges then?
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The whole inquiry, the whole thing, government, they're up there lying their fucking mouths
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Lying and lying and inventing shit and crickets.
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Because they're all in this together, aren't they?
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Where did the, oh, the cost of milk is really a big, inflation.
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Yeah, that's, that, that, that's unavoidable, dude.
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You should have got hot under the collar about that a long time ago.
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And did you, and again, did the, did the conservatives, did they come out and be like, was, was the
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Well, I, I wasn't even involved, but you know how that goes.
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Because I read recently, Mr. Barber had his, some of his online accounts just seized, terminated.
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I mean, regardless of what you think of these people, they don't deserve to be in prison
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And you know who came up to, so they paid the price for it.
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They're up to their eyeballs in legal bills, as I am.
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You know, they're banished from even, I'm, you know, I shelled the money out and got
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And if it wasn't for him, I'm convinced, there's probably not too many other guys in the country
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The fact I can even sit here and speak to you now is, is largely attributed to his, you
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Because they didn't have that, so they got shut up.
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So all of the key, the key people involved in, in this, you know, oh, the trucker, oh,
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We're not going to, we're just going to ignore that and go, we're going to get the
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Probably because you injected your body with a bunch of poison.
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You're going to be dead within 10 years, five, maybe.
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Where, where's the, uh, where's the conservative party on that one?
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People are literally dying on live television, having strokes and heart attacks, young people,
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There's a 38 year old who can't afford a house because he lives in his mother's basement.
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I said politicians, career politicians especially, are the biggest, filthiest pieces of trash
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They are parasites that exist off of, they feed off of your blood.
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You could probably water that whole building down to about 10 people.
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And he does whatever his financial backers tell him.
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So really, you're just like a cardboard cutout, I guess.
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They didn't put up anything to make that happen.
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They didn't do anything, not, well, a little bit, in a minute, I'll get to that.
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They didn't do anything tangible to support those people.
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And a lot of them, conservative elected sitting members of parliament, sent them money, sent
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money to the Give, Send, Goes, to the GoFundMes, to all of that.
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I think they identified 50 or 60 of them, something like that.
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And we think this is the best way to get elected.
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If they win, it's a minority government, which will do absolutely nothing.
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Gave probably 80% of it to your own fucking family, your friends, slush funds and shit
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Ukraine probably got a lot of big piece of that.
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And now we have to pick up the interest on that money.
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You devalued our currency by $50 billion and it tangibly fixed nothing is what you've
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And they did that over and over and over and over again.
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And we're just now just starting to feel the effects of all the money that they've spent.
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If you're like, hey, it's getting tight around here for money.
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If you need it more than I do because it's going to get that bad.
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You're going to have to choose between electricity or groceries.
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Did anyone in that fucking building pay a penalty?
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What negative blowback did they get for their very minimal participation in the last
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The government investigated itself and found that it did nothing wrong.
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Do you really expect them to like, oh, geez, I guess it turns out I am a piece of shit.
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The reason they say, oh, I don't like the rage.
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Because it's going to get turned around on you when it's your turn.
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The very fact they can do this and not throw up and not vomit.
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That they can stand there and shake hands with these people and look them in the eye and sit there in their little fucking videos.
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I would refuse to be in a room with these people.
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You've turned everything we care about into a laughing stock.
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Our health care has disintegrated into nothing.
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Our educational system is basically just a socialist communist propaganda brainwashing facility.
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And you're content to be like, well, you know, we're all in this together.
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And if you want to say, well, that's deficient.
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These are the people that deployed, who loved it, by the way.
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The mounted police to crush you, literally, with a horse hoof on your face.
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Hit you with batons, automatic weapons, tear gas grenades, and so on.
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Meanwhile, P.P. and his band of impotent hobbits are walking around.
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But, generally, on the whole, I've been an MP for blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, all these years.
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I love how you fail and fail and fail and fail and fail constantly.
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And just lose and lose and lose and lose as all of this goes on.
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And I love how you don't say anything about the blatant, obvious criminality of this medical program that's been rolled out,
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which is literally killing people live on television all around the world.
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Because you know when they don't have the guts to talk about that, that's just 5D chess.
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They're just waiting to get in charge so then they can get the libs out and then they're really going to go after it, right?
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So, they'll kick their fucking feet up and go, yay, it's my turn now.
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And in a couple of short years, those flags are going to say, fuck a different guy's name.
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You couldn't win two years ago, last year, five years ago.
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Milhouse, who doesn't want to stick up for anybody but himself.
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Well, the mother who was talking to water down her milk.
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But I very much doubt he knows or cares who these people are.
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They will shift further and further to the left.
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Because that's what they think they have to do.
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And say what we think will play well in the media.
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They don't think or believe in any of the same things as you.
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And that's something that you can look up and see how awesome it is in practice.
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And they want to force you to submit to their will no matter what it takes.
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And for some reason, the other side hasn't figured that out yet.
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Maybe if we're very respectful, and maybe if we adopt their tranny flag, and maybe if
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we say Slava, Ukraine, and maybe if we kneel for Floyd, and maybe if we say we're on unceded
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land, and maybe if we let them cut off dicks of children in schools, and maybe, and maybe,
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Just keep losing on purpose so that you think that they'll like you and that you win.
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The conservatives in Canada are the biggest joke of them all.
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They're less respectable than the Liberal Party.
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They tell you what they're going to do when they do it.
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Yeah, I don't know how many times I've talked about communism and all of that stuff over the
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You're living in it now, in its infant stages, and the weapons that they're building and constructing,
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like I talked about before, across the street, building a cannon aimed right at your house,
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They're having coke-fueled orgies on planes full of caviar and $70,000 worth of booze and God
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Oh, how much was it to fly to this super important fucking conference in Belgium that you couldn't
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We run our court system now in Canada over Zoom.
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The prime minister managed the country over Zoom in a crisis situation.
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We've got to fly all these people to Belgium with their entourage, and we need to drink
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and eat $75,000 in riches on the plane while we do it.
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And the conservatives are too weak and fucking pathetic to acknowledge it for what it is.
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We're going to be respectable, and we're going to...
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The Canadian Coalition for Firearms, years ago, years, plural, you need to start saying
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this and doing that and telling the truth and drive home into the mind's hearts and fucking
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bone marrow of the people of this country how serious of an issue this is and what can
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You said, I'm a racist, and if we just give them this, and if we just do that, and we're
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going to sue them, and we're going to have petitions, and we're going to...
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Prince Edward Island is scheduled to have its firearms confiscated this year, coming up in
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the spring, I believe, because they've determined that that is the lowest population, lowest amount
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So we're going to start there with outside institutions, it sounds like, because no one
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First of all, no one in the National Police Service of this country is even competent enough to
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So they have to outsource it probably to groups in the United States who's going to...
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Pay very close attention to how this goes down.
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Watch very closely how this goes down in Canada, because that's a dry run for you.
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You don't go for the big apple all at once, because then you've got all these little satellite
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allies that can stab you in the back and get around behind you and cause all kinds of mayhem
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You need to isolate your primary target by destroying its support network, its infrastructure,
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That's why they started with PEI, and they're going to go for the smallest ones up and up
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Because they're anticipating a showdown, probably.
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The government of Canada's public safety is colluding with sister agencies in the United
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Department of Homeland Security, the FBI, is practicing using our infrastructure, using
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No aspect of this Canadian government is run by Canadians.
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China, the United States, England, like New Zealand apparently has more pull here than
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These groups are coming in here to test this out, because it's a very similar makeup.
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The country most similar to the United States is Canada, and they're gonna go...
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They gotta get the guns out of the hands of the Americans somehow.
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So we'll give it a shot here first and see how it goes.
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And they'll go back to the school, go back to the drawing board, and then they're coming
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So, again, I don't care what you think about Peterson.
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I think he's kind of annoying, and it's like kind of a fuck you to him, because now he's
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upset that he's gonna be cancelled, and not in the, like, you're mean way.
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We're gonna fuck your life up now, because we don't like what you say.
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And now he's like, oh, oh, gee, I mean, it's, it's like, it's, it's, it's running rampant.
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This has been happening for three years, Jordan, to all kinds of people, and you couldn't be
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You were thinking about yourself and your money and selling your books and what, and now you're
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like, oh, gas, that this has been, this has been happening for three years.
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So, he's gotta go to re-education camp, to, uh, what is this fucking story?
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This is, the fact that we allow this proves that this is a cucked, bullshit country that
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The fact that this is even happening, and this wasn't shut down immediately, there's, there
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Um, so he has to go get a re, go to a re-education campaign to, to learn about what he thought
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So, we're re-educating prominent citizens that aren't towing the government line to a
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satisfactory degree off to the gulag, or do you lose license?
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Now, we're gonna ban, confiscate, and eliminate private firearm ownership.
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We're gonna tightly control the internet, like China, like Russia, like North Korea.
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And we're gonna keep you safe from online harm.
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Inflation data, going back decades, is just gone now.
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Because you know what the weather data would prove?
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Go look at a picture of the Statue of Liberty from when it was given to America by France.
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And scratch your head when you understand that it's exactly the fucking same.
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And it'll be, this is what the government says is happening, and it must be.
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So the government's now erasing our own historical data.
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It's forcing private farms to sell their property, sell their birthright, generational farmers, to the state, or face punishment, penalties.
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And if you think for a fucking second that this is not a big deal.
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Because everybody's busy watching the fucking World Juniors.
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And not the, not the, the guy's like, man, I just wanted to ignore, I just wanted to watch something for a couple of years.
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That's the reason you're never gonna get laid, you fucking bitch-ass loser.
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All of these guys, they're all turning trans and gay and like, ah, women are all whores.
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They're all like, because you're fucking pathetic.
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Or you're real thin and gross and you slid at home and you just live on the fucking internet and do nothing.
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There's no reason any woman would want you as a partner to breed people with.
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So you know who they, you know who they, they, they feel, you know, beholden to?
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That's who the big fucking dick is around here.
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You're too, who, oh man, that Conor Bedard boy, so I'm fucking good, eh?
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Oh, jeez, look at all them guys, they're fucking really good with that hockey park.
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I'm going to be under these conditions for a couple of...
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I don't want to do, like, meth or any of that gross...
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What did they use to, like, sniff and just be all...
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That I tricked myself into believing I don't fucking live here anymore.
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Scourge and Lady says, how many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?
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Sadly accurate joke Uncle Nestor made on Twitter.
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Padre Daglon should just keep Foda on retainer.
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I thought it was going to be a quarter million dollars.
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It looks like it's probably going to be closer to 200K, but...
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Don't call it a justice system because it's not...
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You should have seen the raw deals people were getting in there.
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And we don't give a shit what your side of it is.
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But if you say no, we're going to fuck you way harder.
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This can just be a nice, quick, you know, five-minute pump and dump in the dark.
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Or I can drag you over to the Rothschild's house.
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And me and nine of my closest friends will take turns all night raping you to death.
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Oh, they're going to take the five minutes in the closet.
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Can be dreaded, says, was trying to watch on Rumble and I'm not sure.
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He says, my friend called me today looking for heavy equipment work for a buddy of his.
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He said he just got here from Ukraine a month ago.
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But the National Assembly is wanting to ask why he isn't defending his country with the laundered tax dollars and weapons we've sent them.
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The only refugee, I mean, I'm tired of this new age, bullshit, fucking loser way of thinking.
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You don't just wake up one day and you're like super based.
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They said, the refugees, we got to save the refugees.
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The women and children are sent away for their safety?
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And if we're victorious, they can come home to their heroes of the men of their generation
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that saved their fucking homes from an invader.
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That's how real life and nature has literally always fucking worked.
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And now you're telling me the refugees are all, everybody, and the fighting is to be done by who?
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So our guys will go fight their war, and they'll come here and take our tax money and
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our jobs from our people while our people die in their country for their- I don't think
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As a, you know, as the top businessman, I'm the top everything.
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As the top business mogul of Diagalon, I just- I don't like these deals.
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We'll take the women and everybody under the age of 16, 17, 17.
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And all the females who want to, that we can get, and we will protect them for you.
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Send everyone back, drop them off in Russia, and cut the funding.
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Countries where you live is invaded by someone else, and you run away, and expect them to
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Like, why are we defending it when you don't even want to?
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Why are we sending our blood and our treasure to your land to defend you when you're not
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This is, uh, this is like hundreds of dudes in their 20s and 30s.
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I'm sorry, but like, especially to that, whoever that Ukrainian guy is, just know that every
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man, red-blooded man that still lives in this country, there's not that many, so you don't
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They will look down on you for the rest of your life.
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Well, even if, um, the shoe was on the other foot, and those guys turn out to be cowards
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and they wouldn't fight either, doesn't matter.
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But you did, and you blinked, and you ran the fuck away.
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Oh, I'm not going to fight for the Ukrainian army, it's fucking bullshit, and then you should
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If your government's corrupt and insane and crazy, you're not going to fight for them.
00:42:27.700
Somebody's fighting them, you should probably, I don't know.
00:42:33.000
And you know they're not going to go home when it's over, right?
00:42:43.000
Top dollars to stack money, stack metals, stack ammo, get backyard chickens, grow a garden,
00:42:46.880
be loyal to people that are loyal to you, and make sure to find your friends.
00:42:52.100
That's what every smart person is doing in the world right now.
00:42:56.380
Um, it's funny that, you know, so many people were laughing at Owen Benjamin a few years
00:43:04.520
All the people laughing at him will not, probably.
00:43:09.060
Uh, Scarecrow says, it happened to my doctor, who has been speaking up since the start.
00:43:14.760
His latest infraction was counseling a patient to consider the risks slash benefits before
00:43:18.540
applying the procedure to her infant child, mother of God.
00:43:22.640
He said, fuck you, make me, and is retiring instead.
00:43:25.160
Um, so many people have been pushed into the position where they, they feel like I, to
00:43:33.800
protect my livelihood, my life, my health, my longevity, like my family needs to eat.
00:43:37.920
I've got bills to pay and all the, blah, blah, blah, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
00:43:49.000
However, when you sell your soul like that, it eats at you.
00:43:55.380
It eats at your mental health, and it turns out it's eating at your physical health.
00:44:03.680
So the irony of like, I did this for my quality of life, destroys their quality of life.
00:44:09.560
And the people that resisted it, many of them landed on their feet, surprisingly.
00:44:15.800
They're not living the same lifestyle they used to.
00:44:19.800
I know people that downsized from like decent houses to trailers.
00:44:24.860
I know people doing all kinds of wild things because they're like, I don't care, but I'm
00:44:28.180
going to make it work because it's not worth my soul.
00:44:33.360
And I'm not going to leave that example to my children, which is more important because
00:44:43.020
And you know what you, you know, you, you know what you teach them?
00:44:45.220
You teach them to comply, to avoid the beatings, hide in the bushes, hope they don't see you.
00:44:55.000
And when they go to attack other people and trample them with horses and all that kind of
00:44:58.940
stuff, you just, then you make fun of them and say, oh, good thing that's not us, right?
00:45:08.140
Some people were like, I took it so they don't have to.
00:45:15.000
And if you're not here anymore, again, who's protecting your kids then?
00:45:21.540
It's like the same theory of appeasement that, uh, you know, they talk about, you know, in
00:45:28.580
World War II and all that, like appeasing, appeasement was a Churchill, that fat, stupid
00:45:37.600
I don't like Winston Churchill because he's a fucking asshole.
00:45:43.520
It was in World War I, his idea, he fought, oh, he was so jacking off to it every day.
00:45:59.560
It was like the, the sea turned red with blood.
00:46:05.620
The level of, of savagery of just mass death is off the scale.
00:46:11.780
And you'll never hear a movie made about it because, well, it's a pretty embarrassing
00:46:23.240
Did Churchill send hundreds of thousands of men who is to their certain death because of
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Did he also make a pact with Stalin to carve up Europe to make, yeah, yeah, he did that
00:46:38.760
Well, he did, he did agree to let those Soviets have all of those poor, innocent people that
00:46:52.960
It was because big, mean Germany just kept pushing around all those poor European countries
00:46:58.180
and we're in the, we're just not going to stand for it anymore.
00:47:02.020
We're going to go, and then once they've been liberated, you hand them over to the fucking
00:47:20.180
Churchill hated the Germans, was very racist towards them, and just, it was his lifelong mission
00:47:25.480
to just fucking ruin them, his diary says, his own books, and you know what, hundreds
00:47:32.700
of thousands of people died needlessly for his ego, and that was just World War I, never
00:47:37.480
At least he didn't have the balls to go, though, so I'll give him that.
00:47:41.700
Name me a serving politician in Canada that's been in the military.
00:47:45.380
I know a couple, but most people don't know that.
00:47:54.200
When's the last time an American president has been like a U.S. veteran?
00:47:57.560
Like, ah, we'll just, we're going to get rid of that whole, uh, that whole cast of people.
00:48:04.320
Anyway, I just ranting about Churchill for no reason.
00:48:09.060
Appeasement is hoping the alligator eats you last, and that is what the public, the, the,
00:48:14.420
the men of this country that are all fucking jizzing their pants over a fucking 16-year-old
00:48:22.520
That's why this is happening, because they're appeasing, well, we'll just, just comply.
00:48:40.740
Just let them come in your house whenever they want and do whatever they want to you.
00:48:44.420
Or else we won't be able to watch the super goodbye with the hockey puck skids on the
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Why there's like, oh, I'm so fucking mad he said that?
00:49:18.660
All of those guys are like, last time I checked, I fought in a war already and I've been not
00:49:46.860
Oh, you got that on fucking speed dial, don't you?
00:49:51.940
Honestly, again, the men in this country, do you know who they idolize and look up to?
00:50:03.840
20-year-olds playing sports ball, walking around with their name.
00:50:07.640
Another man's name on your back, like he owns you, like you're his property.
00:50:24.400
Oh, that kid in his 20s is really good at hockey, so I wear all of his clothes.
00:50:38.740
I couldn't fucking even begin to because I've been living as a child since I was a teenager.
00:50:43.560
I went to high school and I still act like I'm in fucking high school.
00:50:47.100
I may have a job doing something, but basically I do that.
00:50:51.840
I come home, I get drunk, I do drugs, I play video games, and I watch sports ball.
00:50:56.080
And then I go back to where, and I've been doing that for 20 years.
00:51:05.080
Way to just, it'll all be, I don't have to pay attention to shit.
00:51:25.540
This, um, this leaf thing here, that's a ghost.
00:51:46.980
It's like things have objectively gotten much worse.
00:51:49.260
Just go watch some shit you used to in the, in like the 90s.
00:51:56.120
Um, episodes of just random sitcoms for like five minutes.
00:52:15.500
Going back and objectively looking at like social standards.
00:52:20.980
The average intelligence level of a conversation just being had between two people on daytime television on a fucking talk show.
00:52:29.720
Basically is like a PhD level thesis argument by today's standards.
00:52:59.680
The murder officially started because Canada didn't die.
00:53:20.100
Someone came over to its house and poisoned it until it died.
00:53:30.900
And that really started, they went in for the kill when they fired Don Cherry for defending veterans on Remembrance Day.
00:53:45.680
Because you were like, wow, that's, I mean, they usually, they pull their little shenanigans.
00:53:51.860
But this, this one felt personal and, and like, like, wow, they actually did it.
00:53:59.640
And two years later, after everything that's happened, I mean, that's a blip on the radar.
00:54:06.680
And the last one was that, was that farce of an inquiry.
00:54:17.340
And that display in Ottawa, which will never happen again.
00:54:20.180
Washington was the last breath of a dying country.
00:54:32.300
I also get a kick out of, uh, I mean, you got to admire their optimism, which is most of the, I was going to say they, like, you know, the, the over, the over like 40, 50, 60 crowd.
00:54:43.400
Do you know that's most of the people that are paying attention?
00:54:46.920
I was talking to Greg Wycliffe about this yesterday.
00:54:48.700
Anyway, when you look at the, uh, like the statistics of who's listening to all the content to do that, it's people in their 40s and 50s and 60s.
00:55:03.380
And you notice that in Ottawa too, for everybody that was there.
00:55:06.940
What was the average age of the people in the crowd?
00:55:08.320
There was a little bit of young, some younger people that were kind of curious, but it was clear.
00:55:13.920
It was the 19th, you know, 70s and 80s working generation of people that like, that's the last, we're it.
00:55:25.780
And now everyone wants to cling to the opposition party.
00:55:43.960
And they won't even defend the thing that was most important to you.
00:55:47.340
You know, I, I've heard people say like that, that, that event saved their life or it, it did some kind of, it, it was like a religious experience for a lot of people.
00:55:57.520
It really changed, it changed the lives of pretty much everyone that, that was there.
00:56:02.440
And these people don't even care to defend you on that.
00:56:09.460
So when they go out and do their little campaigning, if you still think that's even, I don't think it's possible they can win, but have fun.
00:56:18.860
If they win a minority, I mean, it's just, it's a joke, right?
00:56:22.200
And who's to say the government will even call an election?
00:56:34.540
It's not what they're saying, well, it's not what they're saying they're going to do that I'm, like, taking issue with.
00:56:45.720
What they don't talk about says a lot more about who they are than what they do.
00:56:51.940
Because these are, these are not obscure things.
00:56:54.900
These are not things that no one's talking about.
00:57:03.380
And the convoy stuff, and the bank accounts, and all of the, and the police brutality, and the police laughing about the police brutality, and being publicly dissuaded for the whole country.
00:57:19.200
We don't, nah, nah, we don't need to get into that stuff.
00:57:25.700
I mean, this isn't, this isn't, like, and I'm not, I mean, we've all seen this.
00:57:37.700
I'm not doing this because, I'm not going to show you a tons of, because it's, we know, we all know about it.
00:57:50.100
It has come just a week before the third anniversary.
00:57:54.620
Well, people we spoke with say they were happy that something is being done, but this is something that they've been asking for since day one.
00:58:02.200
So for them, this is about a thousand days too late.
00:58:07.080
Now, Nariman, I'm looking at, after the day, families are pushing feds to, pushing the feds to, sorry, Nariman, I'm, I'm not feeling very well right now, and I'm about just.
00:58:26.420
Okay, we'll come back to you right now, and we'll make sure that, Jessica, you are doing okay.
00:58:32.500
We will make sure that Jessica is okay, so, and we will give you guys an update a little bit later.
00:58:38.520
First of all, let's not comment on the fact that the, the, the anchor is just casually obese.
00:58:47.400
I just, I don't give a shit about you being obese.
00:58:49.740
I don't really give a fuck about your feelings or any of that.
00:58:51.800
I'm more concerned about, like, younger people thinking this is normal and okay, that you can be just a walking time bomb of heart disease.
00:59:00.500
Because you're, because you're essentially, you just can't be bothered.
00:59:04.960
But you'll, you'll sit there and do your newscast about the health risks of the unvaccinated and all that shit, won't you?
00:59:27.840
It doesn't matter that she's eating herself to death and being an unnecessary burden on our healthcare system.
00:59:32.560
In a time when we can't even fucking afford, we don't have doctors.
00:59:36.160
They just had this, uh, forum over here across the road for Nova Scotia.
00:59:41.160
And it's like, yeah, we, so they still won't hire back the unvaccinated workers.
00:59:48.180
People are dying on the floors of hospitals here.
00:59:50.040
People are laying in their driveways waiting for ambulances for seven hours.
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I'll just deal with this gunshot wound elsewhere.
01:00:01.640
So, you know, since we're super health conscious now and in health is the most important fucking thing, it's time to start calling out the fatties.
01:00:12.680
At least the ones that are like, you all need to get vaccinated.
01:00:27.960
Oh, I got to say something, you know, I mean, it's mean at their expense, but it's dark.
01:00:41.400
Sergeant Rock says, now I know why the government is offering free suicide, man.
01:00:45.320
That was the, uh, Deagle, Deagle.com, like an open source intelligence company, predicted all those, like, uh, most Western countries' populations would be cut in half by 2030 or something like that.
01:00:59.740
They're like, because of the trends that they observed, they think there will be that many people die from famine, from, uh, disease, and from suicide.
01:01:12.460
Well, because the economic outlook is not good.
01:01:15.560
And, uh, that tends to make other things happen.
01:01:19.040
Go see what happens with every 1% increase in unemployment.
01:01:37.060
I read somewhere that they estimate by, I can't remember the, but an alarming amount of time, maybe 50 years, within the next 50 years, something like 70% of jobs won't, will no longer be needed.
01:01:51.780
So, that means 70% of people will no longer be needed.
01:02:02.620
That's a real thing that they, uh, they talk about.
01:02:04.900
If you listen to these scary fucking talks they have at their forums and, you know.
01:02:08.660
Well, we understand that the average IQ, intelligent quotient of the, the, the person to, on to work at the, the lowest, uh, difficulty job is, is rising.
01:02:25.100
Basically, you, you could, like, think of it like this.
01:02:30.900
In, like, World War II, one, like, back then, you could, like, a grave digger was still a job.
01:02:41.320
Like, there was tons of stuff that you could do that was just a manual labor.
01:02:45.060
Like, you don't need to be a rocket scientist, you know what I mean?
01:02:52.140
You may have noticed the cashiers are disappearing at all your stores.
01:02:55.620
Even though, even the workers at the, uh, the fast food places and the drive-thru.
01:03:02.460
All of these low-wage, low-requirement jobs, buy.
01:03:08.560
Um, even lawyers could go extinct because of this.
01:03:11.480
Because this shit can, you can input your whole legal argument and it's got an answer for you in seconds.
01:03:16.960
How much longer until that thing is, as a, there could be an AI lawyer that is so much better than everyone else, never loses, that law firms just start buying.
01:03:34.800
So, what happens when you have, that's happening.
01:03:37.940
They're obviously not going to stop technological progress on account of people working at Sobeys, you know.
01:03:43.760
So, that means, what do we do with all these extra people?
01:03:52.580
If you think they're not having these, I mean, whatever, believe whatever you want, it's not going to change shit.
01:04:01.560
Search host says, driving home from work today and one of those big-ass signs said, air quality alert, try traveling less.
01:04:08.960
There's going to be requirements on how far you're allowed to drive, you know, per week and all of that.
01:04:12.400
But, oh, you can only do 200 kilometers a month.
01:04:21.220
Because PP said it was good for the economy because it's, you know, savings.
01:04:27.120
Or whatever bullshit way they're going to spin it.
01:04:40.380
Alex Woods says, they confiscate our guns, but there are no restrictions on the possession of swords yet.
01:04:45.060
Maybe Canada will have to become a nation of samurai.
01:04:47.080
If you're, like, downgrading to swords and they have guns, then they're going to be like, okay, time for sword confiscation.
01:04:53.700
And you literally brought a sword to a machine gun fight.
01:04:57.800
I mean, if you were going to go ham, you probably should have did it when you had guns.
01:05:07.520
Scarecrow says, through tattered clothes, great vices do appear.
01:05:16.340
Plates in with gold and the strong lance of justice hurtless breaks.
01:05:23.300
Plates in with gold and the strong lance of justice hurtless breaks.
01:05:44.160
And W.O. Pickley says, but Pfizer didn't test a goddamn thing.
01:05:48.120
They just wanted to make money and, oh, buddy, they did.
01:05:57.920
This is a little fun game you can play every board.
01:06:07.940
Now, my wife is an independent, strong lady, and she can invest her money however she wants.
01:06:20.840
I was like, there's only a cup one, in some cases, degrees of separation between this sitting elected person and a billion-dollar pharmaceutical company that's been making our lives hell for the last two years.
01:06:34.660
Do you think if it's possible they might leverage their powerful political position, knowing what's coming down the line anyway, and then be pre-positioned for it to say, hey, well, if this is what we're going to do, I can financially gain off of this.
01:06:55.580
By the time you even find out what's happening, what are we doing?
01:07:04.220
Yeah, they've already bought in for shares a long time ago.
01:07:09.400
No, that whole scenario is impossible because, what do we think, Phil?
01:07:31.480
They're also only 5'9", and they have brown eyes now.
01:07:35.780
So, they had to lower standards dramatically, guys.
01:07:38.820
I mean, nobody, listen, after events that unfolded, they had a pretty bad reputation.
01:07:43.540
People were not lining up to join the SS, all right?
01:07:47.380
So, they had to, just like the Canadian military, right?
01:07:57.720
So, you had to really lower, let's just take anybody.
01:08:26.160
There was a guy, there was a guy in the Van Doos that lost an eye.
01:08:33.140
Like, well, how much, how many years do I got left until I retire, Phil?
01:08:38.840
That's pretty much the recruiting situation right now.
01:08:43.360
We're very well protected as we enter World War III.
01:08:46.180
Sean Ems says, Smokey Robibson, KVCO, Seaforth Highlanders, Italy, 1943.
01:08:54.960
I think he probably meant Robinson, Smokey Robinson.
01:09:05.820
St. Maurice Bear says, I don't watch Monday Night Football or NPC shows.
01:09:13.900
It's, I was, remember something Jocko Willink said?
01:09:19.400
And he's like, if you don't do something because you're not motivated, that's just, it's like luck.
01:09:28.000
To do things when you don't want to do it is discipline.
01:09:33.800
Because there's lots of times, I don't want to go to the gym.
01:09:36.880
But you have to, you just, that's what discipline is.
01:09:41.740
He said, doing something you hate to do, but you have to do it, and forcing yourself to love it is like, that's how you get shit done.
01:09:49.100
Because eventually you're going to want to not do something.
01:09:53.200
That's where it's, it's easy to do shit when you're motivated and you're having a good time.
01:09:57.780
Which brings me to something else I wanted to say.
01:10:00.520
To all of these fucking so-called freedom warriors and all these fucking people, look at yourselves.
01:10:12.360
Stabbing good men in the back, each other, pointing fingers.
01:10:19.100
Everybody's fighting with each other and crying and whining and fucking, I'm going to expose this person.
01:10:41.120
That means this is where the rubber meets the road for real.
01:10:53.360
Oh, do you have a nice little social media following all of a sudden?
01:11:17.000
This is why on these special forces selections they torture you for three days.
01:11:23.720
It's just, I need you to be real tired and pissed off and miserable first before.
01:11:29.360
Because that's who you find out who you really got.
01:11:31.220
Because the people that are going to, that are, are there to throw down, keep going when
01:11:43.760
And you don't, you can't just go at the good times roll.
01:12:21.220
Now you, did you get a little, a microscopic taste of it?
01:12:28.880
Oh, it's all like, oh, that quickly turns to not a good time.
01:12:38.080
And the stress, and the excitement, and the, and the, you know.
01:12:43.560
The imagination and the wonder of it all quickly turns to fear and stress and anxiety.
01:12:58.760
There were people that deployed overseas that were like sergeants.
01:13:04.860
Never had to, never, enjoyed, enjoyed 20 years basically of training exercises.
01:13:31.880
That's where you win and lose is when it sucks.
01:13:45.440
That's why you do that to people in those situations in the military.
01:13:49.860
You know how hard it is to get into those units and how bad they torture these fucking guys?
01:14:02.540
That kind of person that just, man, they just always get what they want, don't they?
01:14:15.020
But they don't realize that these people always win because they never, ever, ever stop pursuing what they want until they get it.
01:14:23.800
Whatever it is, they're getting it or they're going to die trying.
01:14:34.320
That's somebody that doesn't ever fucking give up.
01:14:36.480
And if they want to throw on a rucksack and carry a rifle, I'll beat the living shit out of them.
01:14:45.640
I'll make them fight these huge guys and they'll fucking have stress fractures in their feet and their shins.
01:14:54.660
These are all real things that they do on these selections to people, okay?
01:14:58.080
I know guys that they succeeded and they're like, all right, selection is over.
01:15:04.400
Because in the process of doing all this to this person and they're still crawling along the field like fucking Terminator, you're like, I am very fucking confident now that if I tell that guy that our lives depend on you accomplishing this mission or not accomplishing it, can you do it?
01:15:24.720
He is going to get it done or he's going to die trying.
01:15:31.340
That's where the battle really is, is when it sucks.
01:15:39.660
It's easy to fight when you're having a good time.
01:15:48.240
Girls are coming by and blowing you kisses for no reason.
01:16:01.500
It's a great big fucking huge, mean fucking soft guy.
01:16:12.700
This was just going to be, uh, just chocolate cakes and high fives, huh, boys?
01:16:24.280
And you're, like, literally laying in mud, beaten half to death.
01:16:27.800
And you're, like, this guy's just talking shit.
01:16:34.280
Like, fuck, I might as well die here in this hole.
01:16:41.180
I break, I'm done, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out.
01:16:49.220
Like, if you surrender and give up and you never get to win, the only chance you have
01:16:56.780
to win is to continue no matter what, no matter how bad it is.
01:17:00.420
Because then your chances go from something to nothing.
01:17:05.500
If you're still in the game, if you're still in the fight, as they like to say, there's
01:17:16.620
Everybody's stabbing each other in the back and acting fucking crazy.
01:17:19.060
Because you're stressed out and you're frustrated and you're mad and you're sad and all of this
01:17:35.860
This is where you get to see who's who in the zoo.
01:18:26.900
Not like, I mean, but, but I had a rough go when I did one of those special forces selections.
01:18:34.520
It was my, my idea of fitness was I could do some pushups.
01:18:40.140
I could probably do 40 pushups and I was a half decent runner.
01:18:50.160
You know, in some ways it was kind of based in just pig headed stubbornness.
01:18:55.680
Cause I would, I would do another one, a different one later and I was in way better shape,
01:18:59.140
but it seemed just as difficult, but it was like, cause I was almost mentally softer.
01:19:04.060
It was anyway, I had blood blisters on my feet that were in like an inch and a half off
01:19:13.160
I had to cut off one of my toenails with a Gerber utility knife cause it wouldn't fit
01:19:17.540
Cause it was so filled with blood and it was just, oh, the end of my toe was rubbing against
01:19:26.800
Doesn't really bother you on five kilometers, 10 kilometers.
01:19:29.620
But when you're hauling ass for 35, 40 K with a hundred pounds on your back, it can be an
01:19:39.680
I was told that so many times throughout my career, but I never really got pushed to the
01:19:44.000
point where it was like, Hey, it's, it's rubber.
01:19:54.540
Um, and, um, I was put the last day of this one, they put me with the strongest guys and
01:20:06.780
I was like, this is either, they either think way more of me than I do, or they're trying
01:20:12.900
to destroy me and finish me off so that we're divided into the guys that remained.
01:20:18.720
There might've been 20 of us into like teams of five.
01:20:22.240
And I was with all these guys, all these guys were like six, three, six, four.
01:20:28.360
And like already like snipers and like a ranger court.
01:20:42.900
And they just whooped my ass moving at a pace that I didn't even know was possible.
01:20:51.280
And I was like, I am the, I felt like the biggest piece of shit.
01:20:54.300
I've, I went into the ditch once and one guy had to come in and pick me up and throw me
01:21:05.000
This is after a solid week of just having the shit kicked out of us.
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Everybody's pissed off and tired, but we're still going and we're still trying to work.
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So when I was like, man, barely survived, barely.
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And I remember thinking like, it's, I'm so close, but I can't do it.
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Like I, I, I can't, I'm literally sitting at the bottom of a hill looking up and I'm like,
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And these guys were like, nope, absolutely not.
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They're like screaming at me to get up, screaming, calling me all kinds of shit.
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It just, something snapped in my head and I was like, it was like, my brain was like,
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you have to stop because you can't go any further.
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So I was like, what if I just don't give a shit though?
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I was like, maybe I'll make it another kilometer and pass out.
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I'm just, I'll just go to like, but if I die, I don't give a shit.
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I was like, I said to one of them was like, what do you guys have extra?
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Like you guys have genetically modified chromosomes or something.
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You're perpetually marching at like 10 kilometers an hour.
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Fucking be faster if one of you carried me, you know?
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And then, uh, you know, I was just like one more kilometer, one more, one more.
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And I was just in this zone where I was like, I'll just go till I'm dead.
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My body will tell me because it will just stop working.
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That's how I, so I was like, I'll just go till that happens, which is going to be any
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And like six hours goes by and I'm like, we're going to be done in 40 minutes.
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It's fucking, there's this many kilometers away.
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So I was like, holy shit, I'm actually going to, I'm actually going to make it.
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I started to feel like a million, but I was like, I can see the end.
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Just a few hours ago, I thought this was impossible.
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They're so, there's so much, you know, they had to wait for me.
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Like I didn't feel good about how I performed at all.
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The guys are like, say who they want in the unit, who they don't.
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So we get back and you turn your shit in and you're like, go back to your, go back to your barracks.
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And it's like, your next instructions are going to be to whatever.
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And I thought we were coming back and the rest of the guys are going to be there.
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They must be at the, maybe they're at the, uh, the meal hall or something.
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And I start with the other guys are like, where?
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We got in at like 7.30 in the morning, I think.
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It was like, sun was, had been up for a little while.
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It feels like a 7.45, 7.30, something like that.
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You're saying, like, oh, fuck, Craig, are you okay, man?
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So I went from feeling like a piece of shit to be like, I was the worst guy on the best team.
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And it was my own perception that made me feel like a piece of shit.
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And I'm here thinking, we're like, we all suck because of me.
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It's like, no, you're on the best team in the league.
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Like, if somebody plays two minutes on Team Canada, are you a piece of shit?
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So, you know, all of that, that whole experience and me being able to tell you that and maybe you getting something out of that,
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me having that in my soul for the rest of my life, knowing where I'm able to go mentally, you know, it's priceless.
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You know, when people are really, like, a lot of people are not doing good right now.
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And if I can help at all, it's like, in a sick way, this is literally the best part.
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And you can only do that by really, you know, kind of soul searching and deciding, you know, yourself.
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Everything else you've already had to put up with and endure.
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And when you fall back into that zone, you remember, oh yeah, I remember this.
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I'm going to take one last time to impress upon you
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On behalf of the idea of what this country used to be.
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I know it is obvious surface level objectives and stuff
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Oh my, have you seen what they've said about you now?
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in your knees, in your feet that have gone up several sizes,
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Do you think that every single day, every minute of that,
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just, we could, you could just, maybe you get injured
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But he's been to hard places and he knows how to beat that.
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He just physically fucking became a living example
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Because he's motivated by something he believes in
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and refuses to quit and knows that that's how it goes.
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And then when he got there, he's like, that's not enough.
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I'm going to, now I'm going to go from Newfoundland to Toronto.
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He did that for you so that when you have those days
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and when you have those times, you can put yourself in his shoes
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and remember how fucking far that man, what is he, 50?
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I'm not a slave to a world that doesn't give a shit.
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I'm not a slave to a world that doesn't give a shit.
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And I'm not a slave to a world that doesn't give a shit.
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Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight.
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It was produced in 1981, co-starring young Mel Gibson.
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I'm going to show you a clip from the tonight show.
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Put on your mask when you're inside a facility.
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Sounds like the password of your parents' Wi-Fi.
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However, the audience has unanimously decided, and by audience, I mean me, because nobody cares.
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I've decided this is still the reigning champion.
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There is also the gay San Francisco gay men's choir.
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Now, if you want to look into the cold, dead, soulless eyes.
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People's parents watched this and were like, yay, and they clapped.
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And you tell me that we shouldn't be, that we don't need to get rid of people.
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People watched this and they liked it, and you're telling me they don't have to go.
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When are we going to get advertisements like this for made?
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YouTube decided the next thing I should watch is Major Dick Winters explaining a crossroads
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I'm going to give it a random, from one minute, 30 seconds, we're going to watch part of this
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Um, if you remember when we went in to, uh, take care of the troops on Normandy, and we
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First of all, I love how this guy, like, men were just different, but they're all business, serious, you know?
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He's, he's talking about, he just mass murdered 20-some German men.
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You mean when you ruthlessly fucking just dummied, like, 20-some guys with you and, like, six other
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paratroopers who were there, like, maybe there was 10 of them, something like that.
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Um, just casually, oh, yeah, we had to take care of some things, I had some tea, and then
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I stabbed a teenager in the face with my bayonet, and, man, we were taking them on one at a time.
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And in this case, in the charge, we were making a frontal attack.
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And to make, I had no, I had, there was no other way to do it.
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There was no, uh, there was no hedgerows like we had in Normandy and so forth.
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But, in making that decision, when I started out, to run across there, I was running faster than I ever ran before in my life.
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And, the thing about it was, everybody else was moving so slow.
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My men were moving so slow, I couldn't understand it.
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I got up there and jumped up in the dike, as you're relating here.
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And, as I look at the Germans down there and see in the position I'm in.
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So, he's doing basically a one-man frontal attack on a German position.
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I think it turns out to be a whole company of Germans, by the way.
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And, they just happen to be facing the other way.
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They're like eating and sleeping and just chilling.
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See, it's not only my men are moving so slow, but the Germans are moving so slow.
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And, I can't understand why they're moving so slow.
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I'm in a different state of mind that I've ever been in before.
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But, as that pumped up, that they were moving slow.
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I'm just waiting for them to say, like, they were such pieces of shit.
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They weren't nearly as motivated to murder a bunch of people as me.
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Just casual, random story time with Grandpa World War II veteran.
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Who was like, oh, we had to go take care of some things.
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Dude, World War II is the craziest thing that's ever happened.
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Your life aspirations are like, I'll own the farm one day.
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You're going to participate in Armageddon for a few years.
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Let's go on a seaborne conquest of the islands.
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And, then when we're done, we're like, alright, enough of this.
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We just flatten two of their cities with nuclear bombs.
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Like, their interpretation of what wars was would be what other people told them.
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Or, like, oh, there's a picture in a newspaper I saw once of what looked like a train.
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And, like, I guess I'm jumping out of planes now.
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Let me just casually fling myself out of a fucking flying coffin at 200 miles an hour.
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Hey, this is a real, this is really happening to people.
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How do you go back to a normal life after something like that?
01:53:07.420
BGB says, anyone out in Alberta need a black guy, flat roof, or foreman?
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That's a very, that's not, that's not good pay.
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You're a foreman roofer, and you're just working for like eight, like an eight pack of beer a day?
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They should be giving you money, and a lot more than that.
01:54:00.780
I think you're being taken advantage of, but, uh, you know, you do you.
01:54:05.020
Slava Monalita says, did they run out of names for these variants?
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Might as well name it Super Deathotron Virus 9000 or some shit.
01:54:25.460
Man on the Mount says, here, take this, and please don't ever play that Yimmy Keimel clip again.
01:54:34.200
Well, I won't ever play Yimmy Keimel again, but I will play Yimmy Fallone again.
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There was Alpha, then Delta, then Omicron X, but this latest variant might be the best.
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I was happy to not mention it ever again, but you had to bring it up.
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I think the other one, I guess I was judging, I wasn't judging them based on, you know, how good they were.
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I was judging them based on, you know, their horror, the sheer horror of it.
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And Stefan Colberto is definitely, that one's, that's true horror.
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I mean, there was human beings dressed as needles.
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Dancing with old women in the crowds as hundreds of people looked on with a vacant, soulless, empty-headed stare.
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Like, like the brain bug from Starship Troopers just sucked the brains right out of their head.
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And after the war in Europe, Major Winters, he applied to go to Japan.
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this is our best chance of success and survival.
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I've got to think of something to get mad about.
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Like, if this destroys your life and your family
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and you end up having to succumb to some fucking...
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and you're like, man, it's a better opportunity,
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You hear about the horrors of communist countries
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Basically holding the breakup of the country hostage,
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i don't know phil i feel like these uh these alternate reality i don't know where you get
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these seeing stones is this from lord of the rings why oh i guess they did say all the ancient
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seeing stones were not accounted for i don't think the audience has picked up on all the
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lord of the rings references i've made lately i don't think it's obvious that i've watched
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them recently with my killed with my kids i don't want to see an alternate reality in which you know
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james top did have widespread support from the mainstream media and everybody in the country
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knew who he was because that's probably just going to be sad if something well all right fine turn it
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is it phil why are you why are you in his rucksack
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why is everybody dressed in black where are they going
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well um i'm gonna feign ignorance and turn this off so i don't have to pretend i didn't know how