Raging Dissident Podcast - January 14, 2023


🏴 RageCast 292: SCHADENFREUDE


Episode Stats

Length

3 hours and 41 minutes

Words per Minute

158.06302

Word Count

34,952

Sentence Count

871

Misogynist Sentences

89

Hate Speech Sentences

292


Summary

It's Friday the 13th and we're talking about Star Trek, Star Wars, and other stuff that's on TV that's not worth talking about. I'm not even joking. It's Friday! Happy Friday!!


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Let's hear it, let's go!
00:00:21.340 Good evening! How are you? How's it going?
00:00:25.040 Happy Friday, fuck you, make me.
00:00:30.000 Friday.
00:00:37.680 You'll look forward to something, so just go ahead and lower your standards.
00:00:42.000 You won't be too disappointed.
00:00:44.080 How are you? Nice to see you. Glad that you're back.
00:00:47.240 Appreciate it. Sorry for the late start.
00:00:51.400 Quitting the kids to bed, it says.
00:00:54.160 Takes a minute.
00:00:56.260 Happy Friday the 13th, that's right!
00:01:00.000 Happy now, singing a happy song, and we'll all just beat the score.
00:01:09.600 Probably not.
00:01:11.920 We might as well have fun in the meantime.
00:01:15.920 I guess.
00:01:16.560 Is this fun?
00:01:17.340 I don't know.
00:01:21.360 I don't know what this is.
00:01:23.500 But you know what?
00:01:25.020 The people in the mental institutions,
00:01:27.240 they seem to be having a great time with everything I've seen on television.
00:01:30.460 You gotta start somewhere.
00:01:42.780 How's it going, guys?
00:01:43.720 What are you doing out there?
00:01:45.240 Are you doing great, kid?
00:01:46.340 Are you doing okay?
00:01:47.240 Are you making it?
00:01:48.060 Are you doing...
00:01:48.360 Are you signed up for Made?
00:01:50.060 There's a lot of people that watch this that need to be.
00:01:52.780 They're obsessed, they're addicted, and they've got nothing else to do.
00:01:55.640 You know, I've made careers and made a lot...
00:01:58.460 I've really sprung up an entire cottage industry of people that just, you know,
00:02:04.000 hate me so much that they've dedicated their lives to it.
00:02:07.880 That's some kind of...
00:02:09.140 That's power.
00:02:10.120 Imagine being someone that just is obsessed with following around someone you hate all day long.
00:02:14.600 Like crazy John Lennon-level stalker, murderer type of...
00:02:18.520 You know, that's real mental illness right there.
00:02:22.020 That's pretty good.
00:02:22.960 But they'll get made, or they'll take themselves out one way or another,
00:02:26.700 because they're just not going to be able to withstand the drastic level of...
00:02:32.380 Lowering of the standard of living that we're probably all going to have to endure here shortly.
00:02:36.200 But what's the big deal?
00:02:37.540 Everybody likes it.
00:02:38.560 You're going to own nothing, and you're going to be happy.
00:02:40.920 Davos is happening this week, or is it next week?
00:02:43.460 It's coming up very soon.
00:02:45.900 Hopefully, I put in a word for it.
00:02:48.240 I don't know if it's going to be approved,
00:02:50.720 but we are hoping for a tactical nuclear strike by the Russian Federation on Davos
00:02:55.920 at the peak of the conference,
00:02:59.020 hopefully wiping out a lot of the worst people in the world in one fell swoop.
00:03:02.960 That would create an opening, at least.
00:03:06.780 You know, I don't think it would fix the problem overnight,
00:03:09.280 but it's like blowing up the Death Star,
00:03:11.680 if I may use a Star Wars reference.
00:03:15.140 And you know what?
00:03:15.660 Maybe I'll only use Star Wars references tonight.
00:03:18.220 Shut the fuck up, Kevin!
00:03:20.080 Shut up!
00:03:22.120 Kevin prefers Star Trek.
00:03:25.180 Star Trek had one good show, Kevin!
00:03:29.360 The Next Generation.
00:03:30.760 The rest?
00:03:31.440 Shit.
00:03:32.020 All of it's shit.
00:03:33.200 Except for that one.
00:03:34.460 Deep Space Nine.
00:03:37.420 Don't eat...
00:03:38.000 What?
00:03:39.340 Who cares?
00:03:40.460 That's like a...
00:03:41.040 It's a soap opera on a space station.
00:03:42.860 It never goes anywhere.
00:03:44.060 Lame!
00:03:45.680 It's stupid.
00:03:46.480 Star...
00:03:46.840 Star Wars...
00:03:47.580 No, come on.
00:03:48.380 Come on.
00:03:49.220 Come on.
00:03:50.220 It's got space...
00:03:51.180 You know, wizards and...
00:03:53.460 Anyway.
00:03:54.680 As long as...
00:03:55.280 It's just somebody keep hold of Kevin.
00:03:56.400 I don't want to put up with it anymore.
00:03:57.960 Rapuzel, thank you very much.
00:03:59.960 Sir or Madams.
00:04:00.560 Love you, Jeremy.
00:04:01.640 All capital letters.
00:04:02.280 Thank you.
00:04:02.620 I love you too.
00:04:03.060 Thank you very much.
00:04:04.080 I appreciate that.
00:04:04.720 Sergeant Rock, always dependable.
00:04:06.060 I appreciate you.
00:04:06.800 Thank you, brother.
00:04:07.760 Rage is a Sarp-dressed man during season three.
00:04:10.100 I think he could be the new James Bond double...
00:04:11.880 Oh, fuck you, man.
00:04:13.420 FYMM.
00:04:14.180 Good evening to all the dags and daggates.
00:04:15.680 Let's go and no one gets on the truck.
00:04:18.260 DNDF.
00:04:18.780 Dagalon now.
00:04:19.680 Dagalon forever.
00:04:20.740 Circulon never.
00:04:21.700 Which is where you go.
00:04:23.000 When you go get made, you go right to Circulon.
00:04:25.980 Which is...
00:04:27.040 You know, that's where they want to be.
00:04:29.200 I don't understand why they're not doing it.
00:04:31.540 Another way you can get to Circulon very quickly is getting a booster.
00:04:36.060 Getting more boosters.
00:04:37.400 Every single shot brings you closer to Circulon.
00:04:41.400 And, you know, if you're not there yet, just get another one.
00:04:44.000 You know?
00:04:45.300 Forge your documents.
00:04:46.520 Get another one in the same day.
00:04:47.960 Get 20.
00:04:48.820 Just don't stop getting them.
00:04:50.900 Get them over and over and over and over and over again.
00:04:53.500 You know, just out of spite.
00:04:54.720 Angry John Todd.
00:04:56.980 How are you, sir?
00:04:57.540 He says, Marxism is corruption.
00:04:59.780 I shouldn't have assumed your gender like that.
00:05:01.680 I'm sure that's a hate crime in the new...
00:05:03.640 I don't even want to call it Canada, but I guess I will.
00:05:06.580 Canada to me now means something entirely different than it did when I was growing up.
00:05:10.420 It means, you know, when I see the word and the flag, it just...
00:05:16.780 Everything that springs to mind is all bad.
00:05:21.700 And all of the things it used to mean, and it's all been buried under a very thick layer of waste, of trash and filth.
00:05:31.700 It's a degenerate, very left-wing socialist country.
00:05:36.240 It's always going to be that way.
00:05:37.620 There is no political will in this country to change that.
00:05:40.560 It's just what they want.
00:05:42.100 The people here want to be communists, so let them be communists.
00:05:45.240 Let them eat their dogs and cats.
00:05:47.200 That'll never happen, bro!
00:05:49.380 On contraire.
00:05:50.700 It will, and I can't fucking wait to see it happen.
00:05:54.120 And I am going to engage in so much.
00:05:57.460 Just to hurt you more.
00:05:59.200 Because it's the least I can do after everything you've done.
00:06:01.460 So much schadenfreude will be enjoyed by me.
00:06:04.640 If you're not familiar with the word, it's a German word.
00:06:06.440 And I don't think there's any other equivalent that I could find.
00:06:10.120 But basically, it means taking pleasure in the misfortune of others.
00:06:14.820 Which is what the left is like to do.
00:06:17.280 Remember all of the...
00:06:19.220 And who?
00:06:20.720 Like scumbag drug addicts in trailer parks?
00:06:23.300 Oh, well, yes, obviously.
00:06:24.360 Um, but not just them.
00:06:26.860 Uh, political leaders, uh, media figures, journal, uh, uh, people that just spout propaganda on social media networks.
00:06:35.200 Celebrities and so on.
00:06:36.140 Like Michael Rappaport.
00:06:37.240 Remember that fucking dumb retard?
00:06:38.720 You know, all these people making their videos.
00:06:42.840 You can't, can't, can't, can't, can't do it.
00:06:44.120 I can't fucking wait for you people to have strokes and suffer, like, skinly, all this shit that's going on.
00:06:50.560 Pulmonary.
00:06:51.120 I love it.
00:06:52.140 I love seeing it.
00:06:52.960 Because nobody deserves it better than you.
00:06:54.600 It's the only time in my life that there's actually been some kind of cosmic justice.
00:06:58.900 That it's like, you are going to get what you deserve and it's the best thing in the world.
00:07:02.600 Or maybe you've got some, you know, barely, it's, it's just a dormant cancer.
00:07:06.460 You'd probably, it maybe never would have been activated or it never really had an impact on you until your 70s.
00:07:11.000 But maybe you're going to have it now in your 30s or your 20s or your 40s or your 50s.
00:07:14.720 People are dropping, dropping like athletes, as they like to say.
00:07:17.520 There's people dropping like 20-year-old athletes out there right now.
00:07:21.100 What's going on with that?
00:07:22.840 That's the elephant in the room you're not allowed to talk about.
00:07:25.200 Well, we talk about it.
00:07:26.860 But men with sacks, they talk about it.
00:07:31.160 And apparently there's so few of them that scores of women have had to show up and go,
00:07:37.100 I guess I'm a man, I guess I'm the men now.
00:07:39.380 I'm now the warrior leader because all the men in my town are watching the World Junior Hockey game
00:07:46.360 and jerking each other off over teenagers playing sports ball.
00:07:49.860 So I'm out, you know, out here trying to alert people to the fact that there's a very serious problem.
00:07:54.860 You know, that's a conspiracy!
00:07:56.860 Get vaccinated if it saves just one life!
00:08:05.160 If it saves just one life!
00:08:12.800 I only, when they start talking like that, I'm like, man, I would love to see her head come apart.
00:08:17.860 Like, just kadoosh, you know?
00:08:20.160 My God!
00:08:21.160 You know, for no other reason just to see how little is in there.
00:08:24.900 I feel like an exploding head of a cirque is just like a balloon popping.
00:08:28.600 And you're like, oh, there's nothing.
00:08:31.180 Like, there's a little bit of fluid and some smell.
00:08:34.600 But other than that, it was pretty much just an empty vessel of nothing, you know?
00:08:43.000 If it saves just one life!
00:08:44.160 What if it takes one life?
00:08:45.320 What if it takes 10,000?
00:08:46.340 What if it kills and harms more people than it helps?
00:08:50.180 Which I'm thinking is a pretty strong probability since it's helped no one.
00:08:55.980 It has no effectiveness at stopping anything, stopping any transmission, curing you.
00:09:01.040 It doesn't do anything.
00:09:03.540 It was 100% effective.
00:09:04.480 It was 90% effective.
00:09:05.280 It was 70% effective.
00:09:06.300 It was 50-50.
00:09:06.980 It was just get it.
00:09:07.840 Well, it evolves, so we need a booster now.
00:09:10.280 Oh, a different one.
00:09:10.960 We have endless pharmaceutical products for endless fear-mongering products that we put on the TV.
00:09:16.500 We present you the problem.
00:09:17.480 We give you the solution.
00:09:18.380 We bill you twice.
00:09:19.300 It ain't that nice.
00:09:22.560 Nobody's the wiser.
00:09:23.980 And it doesn't matter.
00:09:24.780 If you don't have that kind of street smarts to know that you're instincts, that you're in danger,
00:09:29.300 that something fucky is afoot, no amount of education, no amount of intelligence,
00:09:34.820 just raw horsepower of a brain, no amount of any of that, no privilege, no amount of money,
00:09:39.580 nothing can protect you from making catastrophically stupid fucking decisions if you don't have that.
00:09:46.100 If you don't have any instinct, if you don't have any ability to detect bullshit,
00:09:51.280 you're going to pay the price.
00:09:52.160 And right now that looks like that comes in the form of strokes, heart attacks, and sudden coincidences.
00:09:57.520 That's the price for blindly following somebody in front of you, some rich asshole, pharmaceutical companies.
00:10:06.260 I hate the left so much.
00:10:07.900 I mean, I absolutely, like, I don't even consider, I don't even think they're people, you know, maybe.
00:10:12.940 I don't know.
00:10:13.440 They don't seem to have a soul or anything like that.
00:10:16.360 And that they're so morally, you know, vacant and malleable.
00:10:22.160 They can just go from one to the other like nothing happened.
00:10:24.940 They can be super anti-war, you know.
00:10:28.840 That was the left-wing thing.
00:10:30.260 When I first started becoming politically, you know, interested in things that were happening,
00:10:33.940 I was a leftist because at that time being a left-winger was like anti-big government,
00:10:39.060 anti-empire wars all over the Middle East, anti-big bankers, anti-foreign funding.
00:10:45.420 And, you know, pro-our people, take care of the people that live here.
00:10:48.840 We've got fucking welfare cases.
00:10:50.260 Everybody's sick and dying.
00:10:51.160 There's people living in the streets.
00:10:52.880 This is a fucking, what the fuck is going on here?
00:10:54.940 That was left-wing hippie shit back then, Occupy Wall Street.
00:10:58.340 You might remember.
00:10:58.780 What is that now?
00:10:59.700 All of those people now are pro-big government, pro-war mongering, pro-giant pharmaceutical company,
00:11:05.320 which has done nothing but rape our civilization over the last 20 years with drug after drug after drug after drug.
00:11:11.020 And if the drug caused you a side effect, that's okay.
00:11:13.120 They've got a drug for those too.
00:11:15.620 And pro-government, of course.
00:11:17.520 Of course they're.
00:11:18.100 They're very pro-government now.
00:11:19.020 It was probably easy to be anti-government at the time because they were conservative or Republican or, you know,
00:11:24.940 in air quotes, right-wing governments.
00:11:27.060 They're not.
00:11:27.640 But, you know, they're centrist.
00:11:29.440 The right-wing in North America, at least, is a centrist government at best.
00:11:33.660 They're not right-wing.
00:11:34.600 They're centrist.
00:11:36.020 And, you know, they're real awful.
00:11:39.220 And then they did all the bad things.
00:11:40.660 So then they put their people in charge.
00:11:42.040 And never again would you see them pipe up.
00:11:45.300 But it's okay.
00:11:46.360 It's okay.
00:11:46.800 We'll just ruin and destroy everything.
00:11:49.600 And, you know, it's going to be maybe next time we'll get it right.
00:11:54.100 Maybe the next time the wheel spins around and civilization is rebuilt up from the ashes and, you know, a thousand years from now.
00:12:00.040 As it all – I mean, guys, this is just what happens.
00:12:02.200 There's no point in lamenting and crying and whining about it.
00:12:04.520 Read a book.
00:12:04.840 This is how it goes.
00:12:05.740 All right?
00:12:06.160 The fourth turning.
00:12:06.980 This is just how it is.
00:12:08.000 Things go up and things come down.
00:12:09.280 We're on the way down and it's happening.
00:12:11.500 It's just – this is the cycle you get to live in.
00:12:13.560 You get to live in the fall of the Roman Empire, the end of the Spanish Empire, the collapse of the Soviet Union, whatever it is.
00:12:19.800 You get to live in a catastrophically shitty timeline where things get worse your entire life.
00:12:27.040 And then your children will live in a world that sucks and then maybe starts to get better in a few decades.
00:12:34.780 And then your grandchildren potentially can inherit the gift of, well, all those other previous times we decided to do, you know, totalitarian communist, you know, rule by elite shitbags.
00:12:48.780 I wasn't quite convinced until the final epic collapse of all of Western civilization in a global Weimar state.
00:12:59.120 Then they're like, okay, I think now we can close the book on these idiotic, stupid ideas.
00:13:04.580 We can just burn them forever.
00:13:06.700 Burn the books.
00:13:07.500 Yes, that's right.
00:13:08.180 Burn them.
00:13:08.900 Burn all of their books.
00:13:10.160 Burn critical race theory.
00:13:13.540 Burn it in a pile because it's toxic and horrible.
00:13:17.760 It's like drugs.
00:13:19.940 It's just as damaging.
00:13:21.380 It's a terrible idea.
00:13:23.240 You're giving it to people that don't even know what the fuck they're doing.
00:13:25.440 They were giving that to people in jail.
00:13:27.840 Okay, they were giving it to other prisoners in jail that are like, some of these guys, man, they read a book.
00:13:34.060 They don't ever think, who wrote this?
00:13:36.220 Why did they write it?
00:13:37.060 Where did they write this from?
00:13:38.240 Who are they?
00:13:39.080 Just read the words.
00:13:40.360 That's the truth.
00:13:41.120 It was in a book.
00:13:42.360 Just the fact they're even reading a book is like they're basically Aristotle as far as these guys are fucking concerned, right?
00:13:47.760 So, you know, yeah, I think, you know what?
00:13:50.760 What are they going to say?
00:13:51.540 Oh, my God, he's an advocate.
00:13:52.640 Yeah, we can burn all the trans books saying that, you know, oh, it's okay to have, you know, 15 daddies that have furry orgies in your living room because that's just the way Billy was raised.
00:14:02.980 Nope, that's not normal.
00:14:04.420 That's not healthy.
00:14:05.600 That's not good.
00:14:06.580 And, you know, if people want to be fucking weirdos on their own time as adults, I don't care.
00:14:11.640 Just keep it the fuck away from me and my kids.
00:14:13.720 You don't get to teach kids about it, though.
00:14:15.240 That's fucking crazy.
00:14:16.380 Burn that, too.
00:14:17.600 All of that gets burned.
00:14:18.580 All of the nonsense should be burned.
00:14:20.720 We need book.
00:14:21.320 Bring back.
00:14:21.820 Make book burnings great again.
00:14:22.900 Because, hey, they have no problem burning digital content.
00:14:25.500 They'll erase people off the internet like there's no tomorrow.
00:14:28.460 They have erased, and now they're erasing government data, government data.
00:14:32.820 They're erasing the food pricing index, weather data, or the consumer price index, the inflation data, all that.
00:14:39.280 That's all being erased.
00:14:40.980 How many people have been erased, unpersoned, deleted, gone by?
00:14:46.000 This establishment of the last 25 years or so has erased and went back and retroactively edited more information than anybody in history because they have the power to do it.
00:14:58.460 Nobody in history has had the ability to go, erase someone off the internet.
00:15:02.220 They can do it now, and they do it all the time, you know?
00:15:05.200 So I don't care.
00:15:06.240 They do that.
00:15:07.060 I say we burn their books because fuck them, you know?
00:15:09.920 And we're going to need to stay warm, guys, because you can't use your gas stoves to even cook your food or anything like that.
00:15:15.780 That's going to be banned because fossil fuels, you're going to need an electric oven, which, of course, I know is powered by fossil fuels through the electricity grid.
00:15:23.720 But, you know what, I don't know why I'm even bothering to lie to you guys and try to explain this.
00:15:29.660 Listen, as a globalist dictator, we're just making things as difficult for you as possible.
00:15:35.140 We're really trying to corral you and take away, one by one, any kind of ability you have to sustain yourself until you, you know,
00:15:44.220 eventually you wake up and realize that you're in a cage that we've designed for you, and there's no way out,
00:15:49.000 and the only way to survive is to do exactly what I say.
00:15:53.500 You know, that may sound far-fetched, but that is exactly what they've set out and said they were going to do since the 1980s, 70s maybe even.
00:16:03.960 And, you know, they're doing pretty good at it.
00:16:06.840 They've done quite a good job.
00:16:07.820 But again, hey, at least we watched all that sport.
00:16:09.820 At least we watched.
00:16:10.340 Hey, we had a good time, right?
00:16:11.800 Remember all those Super Bowls and pay-per-views?
00:16:14.420 I mean, man, it's a good thing.
00:16:16.860 It's a good thing our children and grandchildren get to suffer, and we get to suffer now because we were busy fucking around.
00:16:22.760 That's good.
00:16:23.480 That's really good.
00:16:24.300 That's the best, you know.
00:16:28.020 Angry John Todd, Marxism is corruption and incompetence.
00:16:31.040 Honor's principles are responsibility and trust.
00:16:39.180 Marxism is corruption and incompetence.
00:16:40.940 Honor's principles are responsibility and trust.
00:16:43.080 If you switch them and invert reality, you corrupt society.
00:16:46.280 In a corrupt society, there is no honor.
00:16:47.900 Nope, and we have none.
00:16:49.800 He says Marxism was designed to destroy honor because the honor system can expose Marxism for the lie that it is.
00:16:55.220 Reality is life without Marxism.
00:16:57.540 Yeah, I was touching on this yesterday or whenever that was, Wednesday.
00:17:02.180 You know, it's just the moral framework of what's right and wrong, and they censor that and say it's hate.
00:17:08.700 When you come up with reality and just obvious, like, this is just true, this is just right, and that's just wrong, you say, well, that's hate.
00:17:15.680 Hate is code for anything that opposes their agenda.
00:17:18.000 It doesn't mean that it's hate.
00:17:19.360 And who cares if it is?
00:17:20.960 What are you, legislating emotions now?
00:17:23.060 Are we going to have compelled love speech, you fucking idiots?
00:17:25.420 Who falls for this stuff?
00:17:26.720 The dumbest of the dumb.
00:17:28.240 The dumbest of the dumb is who falls for it.
00:17:29.580 Mr. Chow says, good evening, range.
00:17:31.260 I have to say that you are factually incorrect.
00:17:33.160 That's never happened in the world.
00:17:34.200 You're banned forever.
00:17:34.980 If the Cirx heads were to explode, there would be feces everywhere since they have shit for brains.
00:17:38.940 I really think there's nothing in there.
00:17:41.220 I'm an empty skull conspiracy theorist of the Circular.
00:17:44.760 A lot of people have theories.
00:17:47.320 I'm one of the empty skullers.
00:17:49.880 Mr. Chow is a poop brain.
00:17:56.640 What are we doing?
00:17:57.440 What are we talking about?
00:17:58.980 Chyler Tilders.
00:18:00.160 Nice.
00:18:00.780 Says, the pocket hanky really ties it all together.
00:18:02.560 Well done, sir.
00:18:02.900 It's a pocket square.
00:18:04.660 Come on.
00:18:05.440 Come on.
00:18:05.960 I'm trying to elevate you guys here a little bit.
00:18:09.940 Thank you, brother.
00:18:10.620 I appreciate it.
00:18:11.760 Sergeant Rock says, when it comes to the jab killing people, I think we are at the tip of the iceberg.
00:18:16.040 And those that are responsible, I think they have a good enough head start to get away with it, but they will pay for it.
00:18:20.260 Yep, I think that's a good assessment of the situation.
00:18:22.240 I think they've got some people of two years, five years is what it sounds like.
00:18:25.380 There was a doctor that explained all of this two years ago.
00:18:28.340 When he first started administering these.
00:18:30.860 And long story short, your immune system goes to shit.
00:18:33.780 You basically have AIDS.
00:18:35.200 And it seems as though the blood is forming some kind of clotting agents.
00:18:39.800 Rubbery-like.
00:18:41.220 No one knows what it is.
00:18:43.340 And we're not allowed to ask or find out.
00:18:45.080 I mean, people are dying all over the place when they're not supposed to be.
00:18:47.880 And we're like, oh, look at that.
00:18:49.840 What's this?
00:18:50.580 I pulled like this, you know, eight-inch tube of something.
00:18:54.760 Some kind of rubbery mass that was just living in the carotid artery of this dead person.
00:18:59.560 I'm sure it's nothing.
00:19:00.860 It's only popping up everywhere.
00:19:02.000 Anywhere anybody does autopsies, which is very rare these days because, you know, reasons, coincidental reasons, of course.
00:19:08.760 Anybody that does the funeral homes and stuff, go ask them.
00:19:11.880 Go ask them how business is.
00:19:13.160 It's booming.
00:19:14.440 And if they've seen anything weird, you know, in their embalming process.
00:19:18.140 Because that's why it's coming out.
00:19:19.980 They're pumping the embalming fluid in and stuff to get them ready for the wake.
00:19:22.920 And it's getting clogged.
00:19:24.180 And they're like, oh, that's going on.
00:19:25.240 And what is this?
00:19:25.980 And they're pulling weird shit out of it.
00:19:27.400 It's all over the place.
00:19:28.020 I don't care.
00:19:28.580 It's happening.
00:19:29.700 People are dying all over the place.
00:19:32.220 No skin off my dick.
00:19:34.220 I'm going to be fine.
00:19:35.680 You know, probably not.
00:19:36.540 The police may kill me.
00:19:37.560 Somebody else may.
00:19:38.360 They'll put me in prison.
00:19:39.400 But, you know, as far as that goes, that's not a risk.
00:19:42.640 So that's good.
00:19:43.940 You know, there's upside.
00:19:45.040 Chief Dogma says, if you just pretend that life is a video game simulation, it becomes less shitty and more interesting.
00:19:49.300 Yeah, you have to not give as much of a fuck or else you'll completely go insane.
00:19:54.260 Who's on YouTube?
00:19:55.200 Anybody?
00:19:55.700 A lot of you still.
00:19:56.600 Hundreds.
00:19:57.240 What are you maniacs doing?
00:19:58.380 I do want to take the time just for a second.
00:20:00.660 Please, you know, go check out Odyssey.
00:20:02.060 Go check out Rumble.
00:20:02.740 Lots of people are using Rumble.
00:20:04.040 It's working really well.
00:20:06.780 And Entropy, of course, is my primary one because that's who keeps the lights on.
00:20:10.740 EntropyStream.com.
00:20:12.760 EntropyStream.live.
00:20:14.080 Oh, I ruined it.
00:20:15.680 Slash Raging Dissident.
00:20:17.240 I, I.
00:20:18.320 Jesus Christ.
00:20:19.420 Who cares?
00:20:20.340 I clearly can't do this.
00:20:21.920 So just go to the website and figure it out.
00:20:23.180 RagingDissident.com.
00:20:23.820 And I encourage you to go find those because if you're sticking to these regular, I don't
00:20:29.120 know how many people, hundreds, maybe a thousand now over the years.
00:20:31.800 Oh, I found your channel again.
00:20:33.840 Oh, where have you been for the last year?
00:20:36.020 I thought you had quit forever.
00:20:37.640 No, I just got banned from YouTube for the fifth or sixth or seventh time.
00:20:42.320 And for, for the millionth time, I, I mean, the website link is on the screen.
00:20:45.760 I don't know what else to tell you.
00:20:47.400 You know, I'm trying to keep hold of you, but you're making it really hard to keep wandering
00:20:50.640 off.
00:20:51.140 You know, I'm just going to leave you behind eventually.
00:20:53.380 We're going to have to come.
00:20:54.280 We're going to have to come to this.
00:20:57.120 Ah, what are we, what do I got here?
00:20:59.520 What are we going to get into here?
00:21:00.520 I don't even, uh, I have no plan.
00:21:04.040 Um, I was with the kids, you know, I was out all day and I put them in bed and everything.
00:21:08.260 So I just, uh, have some leftover stuff from last time.
00:21:10.840 I didn't, I didn't really get to.
00:21:12.400 And, and there's been some other awful stuff.
00:21:14.820 The war obviously marches on, uh, man, the same as every other way are spending so much,
00:21:20.000 so much money into that, into that disaster.
00:21:22.280 And, uh, so another, another great, I just want people to consider this for a second,
00:21:29.900 you know, you know, especially the, the, the Slava Ukraine types, because they're the smartest
00:21:35.680 people in the world, obviously the way, you know, someone is smart and has a mind of their
00:21:39.800 own is when they do the same thing.
00:21:41.500 Everyone else does all the time.
00:21:43.200 They do exactly what their television tells them to do.
00:21:45.460 That's how you, that's how you know you're dealing with a creative, uh, you know, one in
00:21:49.160 a million.
00:21:49.440 That's basically Leonardo da Vinci right there.
00:21:53.100 They're also special and talented in their own ways because, um, you know, their childhoods
00:21:58.920 told them that when they were never disciplined for anything ever.
00:22:06.800 What do you do when you have like, it's just convenient.
00:22:11.940 I mean, decades and decades worth of aging, becoming less, you know, more, more worthless
00:22:19.620 and less effective and useful by the day in the age of modern warfare.
00:22:23.280 We're talking about drones and IR lasers and, you know, precision guided, you know,
00:22:26.880 artillery shells, all kinds of stuff.
00:22:29.040 So all this cold war stock from the eighties, the nineties, everybody's been hoarding onto.
00:22:33.320 It's not really going to, uh, you know what we should do.
00:22:36.860 We should, uh, funnel it all off and then we're going to need to replace, we're going
00:22:41.620 to need to replace our war reserves.
00:22:43.880 Hey, guess who's getting paid?
00:22:45.640 Lockheed Martin and, uh, general, and, uh, general dynamics and, uh, Raytheon and, and all
00:22:51.940 they're going to make so much money.
00:22:53.300 Isn't that great?
00:22:54.140 Isn't that great that the weapons companies are going to are just, man, they're looking
00:22:57.640 at a hall.
00:22:58.420 Let's just take a look at the list just for a second.
00:23:00.680 Hey, Slava, Ukraine, the big things.
00:23:03.140 We're only depleting our, our strategic reserves of weapons, um, into a country that has nothing
00:23:07.660 to do with us.
00:23:08.560 Um, and, and, and wasting all of our tax money, bankrupting your future and robbing your children
00:23:14.940 blind so politicians can virtue signal on a place they don't give a shit about either
00:23:19.380 so much as their, their laundered money keeps coming in.
00:23:23.340 It's disgusting.
00:23:24.380 Let's just look at this for a second.
00:23:25.320 Here's a foreign aid to Ukraine.
00:23:27.000 Oh, good.
00:23:28.240 Even Albania is getting in on this.
00:23:30.040 Argentina, 14 tons of locally produced basic necessity goods from our, our sock.
00:23:35.660 I don't even know where that is.
00:23:37.380 Australia.
00:23:37.900 Here we're getting into good armor personnel carriers.
00:23:40.060 A couple dozen of those.
00:23:41.960 Bushmaster protected mobility vehicles.
00:23:43.740 Okay.
00:23:44.060 So basically an AMRA, 90 of those bunch of artillery guns.
00:23:47.920 I'm okay.
00:23:48.540 Uh, wow.
00:23:49.260 A lot of money too.
00:23:50.480 And that's Austria is chipping in Azerbaijan, Bahrain, bell.
00:23:55.440 Oh, Belgium.
00:23:56.380 Look at all that.
00:23:56.840 All 5,000 rifles, 200 M72s, large numbers of, uh, of trucks, uh, some 120 millimeter mortars.
00:24:04.660 Uh, you know, so whatever you could spare, you know, that's all gone.
00:24:08.260 But oh, we're getting Canada's, Canada's contribution is, is quite large guys.
00:24:11.860 And you're going to, you're going to love it.
00:24:13.340 You're going to be so happy.
00:24:14.460 Uh, Bulgaria.
00:24:15.180 Bulgaria, hey, Bulgaria sent a bunch of, you know, helmets and vests and, you know, in the
00:24:18.920 thousands, in the thousands.
00:24:20.660 But you know, the amount of people that must be dead in the Ukrainian army, it's got to
00:24:25.640 be a million.
00:24:26.480 It's fucking insane how much weapons and equipment that we're funneling into this place.
00:24:31.380 And they need more and more and more and more.
00:24:33.280 Do you know why they need more?
00:24:34.540 Because the last round got wiped out and they need, they need to replace it.
00:24:38.200 They are, I mean, I can't wait to see what the final death toll is of this thing.
00:24:42.780 If anybody ever gets the real number, but it's, it's got to be, what they're, have you
00:24:47.840 noticed?
00:24:48.160 They're not reporting on it anymore.
00:24:49.220 This is the entire world versus Russia, just in case you don't notice.
00:24:53.740 Canada.
00:24:54.300 Oh, we've sent some of our air defense systems.
00:24:56.340 We've only had a couple in the first place.
00:24:58.200 So why not?
00:24:59.400 Uh, four, 150 M triple sevens, which is an entire, like, oh, let's just give away entire
00:25:05.420 batteries of guns.
00:25:06.220 Now we didn't have enough to begin with, but anyway, they're gone.
00:25:08.960 Those are all destroyed already.
00:25:10.100 By the way, uh, those didn't make it.
00:25:11.700 The Russians wiped those out.
00:25:12.760 39 armor personnel carriers, needs those gone.
00:25:15.580 Anyway, uh, infantry mobile, uh, mobility vehicles.
00:25:19.180 Good.
00:25:19.500 Uh, infrared turrets, anti-tank weapons, all kinds of small arms, machine guns, sniper
00:25:24.000 rifles, pistols, uh, recoilless rifles, anti-tank.
00:25:27.600 Oh, it goes on and on.
00:25:28.500 Ammunition, military helmets, body armor, fragmentation vest, gas gone and on.
00:25:32.760 How much?
00:25:33.440 200 million here, 20 million there, 120 million here, 250 million there, 6 million for that.
00:25:39.040 Oh, and by the way, we're going to buy them a, uh, we're going to buy them all kinds of,
00:25:43.700 uh, more artillery guns and surface-to-air missiles.
00:25:45.680 Maybe we'll buy them some of these F-35s too.
00:25:47.320 We're just straight up buying shit and sending it to them, sending it to them because, uh,
00:25:51.260 Slava, Ukraine.
00:25:52.060 Chile?
00:25:52.640 Oh, even China.
00:25:54.200 China sent some Red Cross, uh, you know.
00:25:56.220 Okay.
00:25:56.600 Well, that's, you know, not surprising.
00:25:58.820 Colombia, Croatia, Cyprus, the Czech Republic, you know, emptied their military.
00:26:02.980 Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, France.
00:26:07.420 Oh, France.
00:26:09.300 Oh, France.
00:26:10.520 Oh, my God.
00:26:11.740 That's a lot.
00:26:12.260 Germany.
00:26:12.920 What did you, what are you doing?
00:26:14.440 Oh, wow.
00:26:15.700 Wow.
00:26:16.280 So, Germany's defenseless.
00:26:18.020 My goodness.
00:26:19.500 Oh, everything tense and all, just whatever you got.
00:26:22.700 Give us it all.
00:26:23.480 Still going.
00:26:24.100 We're still in Germany.
00:26:24.920 Greece, Hungary, Iceland.
00:26:26.400 Do you even have whatever?
00:26:27.820 Iceland had like nine guns.
00:26:29.200 They gave them all to Ukraine.
00:26:30.780 Uh, oh, Israel sent 2,000 helmets.
00:26:33.200 Oh, how nice of them.
00:26:36.880 Wow.
00:26:38.220 Italy.
00:26:39.300 Not, you know, not bad.
00:26:41.140 But, uh, 110, 200 million dollars.
00:26:43.380 I mean, 210 million euros.
00:26:47.040 So, 200 million dollars.
00:26:49.200 Japan's chipping in.
00:26:51.080 Still going.
00:26:52.260 Uh, Latvia.
00:26:53.400 That's interesting.
00:26:54.900 Uh, Kuwait sent 2 million dollars in humanitarian aid.
00:26:58.800 Kuwait.
00:26:59.700 Fucking Kuwait.
00:27:01.360 Kosovo sent 100,000 pounds.
00:27:04.280 100,000 euros.
00:27:06.560 Lithuania sent a pile of stuff.
00:27:09.040 Luxembourg, that tiny country.
00:27:10.660 Oh, yeah.
00:27:11.060 Here's some Jeeps.
00:27:11.800 Here's some Humvees.
00:27:12.740 Here's some, let's, 6,000 of this.
00:27:14.940 20,000.
00:27:15.840 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:27:17.880 Montenegro.
00:27:18.460 The Netherlands, of course.
00:27:19.580 Yeah.
00:27:19.880 Oh, good.
00:27:20.660 That's a lot.
00:27:21.580 That's a lot.
00:27:22.240 Yeah.
00:27:22.500 Shell it all out.
00:27:23.640 So, I'm just wondering, did Ukraine even have an army in the first place before this started?
00:27:27.820 This is a lot of stuff.
00:27:28.720 New Zealand.
00:27:29.780 Wow, that's a lot.
00:27:31.100 North Macedonia.
00:27:33.100 Norway.
00:27:34.420 Pakistan.
00:27:35.500 Poland.
00:27:36.200 It goes, we're only halfway down the port.
00:27:38.460 Portugal.
00:27:39.840 Portugal.
00:27:40.400 Well, you were never going to use that anyway, Portugal.
00:27:41.720 Romania.
00:27:42.520 Romania.
00:27:43.480 Slovakia.
00:27:44.160 Slovenia.
00:27:44.680 South Korea.
00:27:45.520 Spain.
00:27:46.140 Sudan.
00:27:46.900 Sweden emptied the vault.
00:27:49.440 Switzerland's giving all kinds of food and money.
00:27:51.620 Taiwan sent weapons.
00:27:52.680 Turkey.
00:27:53.500 Turkey sent weapons.
00:27:54.580 Then, oh, the United Kingdom.
00:27:55.600 Oh, there we go.
00:27:57.020 Hey.
00:27:57.820 Hey-o.
00:27:58.940 Hey, England.
00:27:59.680 Oh, and the main event, of course.
00:28:02.160 Oh, this is outrageous.
00:28:03.360 Look at this.
00:28:04.240 How many?
00:28:04.620 Oh, and they're training the troops on their home soil.
00:28:06.360 That potentially makes you a target, by the way.
00:28:09.080 If Ukrainian soldiers are going to train in your country and you're training them, which
00:28:12.480 Canada's doing, probably America's doing, the United Kingdom's doing, there's Ukrainians
00:28:16.300 here in Canada training for that war from our soldiers who then go over there and basically
00:28:20.520 mentor them.
00:28:21.620 We're this close to being directly like, we're just fighting the Russians now.
00:28:24.760 We might as well be.
00:28:26.000 And we might as well just get it over with.
00:28:27.720 Then, um, you know, this is the most transparently, stupidly obvious war I've ever seen.
00:28:33.300 Um, if you're involved, um, I mean, I don't know what to say.
00:28:39.680 United Kingdom, United States, look, jeez, mother of God.
00:28:45.140 It's a whole page just for the United States.
00:28:46.940 The United States has basically armed the entire, I mean, we're still going.
00:28:52.240 Still going.
00:28:53.440 Still going.
00:28:53.960 So, oh, Uzbekistan and Vietnam and Vatican City have finally kicked in.
00:28:58.580 So, you know, it's pretty expensive.
00:29:01.340 Wars are pretty expensive and very lucrative for somebody.
00:29:05.760 That's, that's good.
00:29:06.900 I'm glad, I'm glad to see all that.
00:29:10.060 Also, again, it's a lot of replacement equipment.
00:29:14.620 A lot of the same shit keeps getting, a lot of armor personnel carriers, a lot of uniforms,
00:29:19.280 a lot of guns, small arms, a lot of tanks, a lot of artillery.
00:29:24.580 A lot of frontline combat unit stuff is being sent over and over and over and over and over again,
00:29:30.060 which tells me that they're just getting ground into the dirt.
00:29:33.780 They're just getting absolutely raped in there.
00:29:36.520 And, uh, that's probably, that's probably an accurate assessment.
00:29:39.920 Um, so we'll just, we'll just empty the pockets and empty this for it.
00:29:42.980 We'll just keep doing this forever.
00:29:44.820 Sending people into the meat grinder.
00:29:46.040 There's probably over a million dead people in that war already, but, you know, pat yourselves on the back.
00:29:50.180 Anti-war, you know, totally woke left.
00:29:52.420 You guys care about people so much.
00:29:53.840 It's just, man, the bleeding hearts.
00:29:55.660 My goodness.
00:29:56.160 I don't know how you, I don't know how you live with it.
00:29:57.420 Um, I got you, sir.
00:30:01.800 Angelina.
00:30:02.660 Hi.
00:30:03.200 Says, hi, hi, Jeremy.
00:30:04.900 Thanks so much for continuing to do these live streams.
00:30:06.680 They've kept my husband and I sane for a couple years now.
00:30:09.260 Temporary relief from this commie nightmare.
00:30:12.520 We listen to your streams all the time.
00:30:14.020 Can you please give my husband, Marty, a shout out?
00:30:16.580 He's working his ass off up north.
00:30:18.120 He's a legend and my hero.
00:30:19.920 Well, that's a good woman you got there, Marty.
00:30:23.000 You better be working your ass.
00:30:24.420 I mean, he's like, oh, fuck, work harder.
00:30:26.340 Whatever you're doing, do it even, do it even more intensely.
00:30:31.760 Good for you.
00:30:32.420 Thanks, guys.
00:30:32.900 I appreciate that very much.
00:30:34.140 That's very sweet of you.
00:30:34.940 Sergeant Rock says, Ukraine has more equipment now than troops on the ground.
00:30:37.720 I think I should become an arms dealer.
00:30:39.260 I'll get rich faster than Big Pharma.
00:30:40.680 That's another interesting problem that not too many people are talking about.
00:30:45.280 But did you know what the, uh, you know we're quite old, hey?
00:30:50.780 The Western world, Western civilization, because we've been having like 1.3 children per family
00:30:55.940 for how long now?
00:30:57.160 The average age is going up, you know, quite a lot.
00:30:59.760 We don't have a lot of young men anymore compared to the people we intend to fight who have a shitload.
00:31:06.220 So, you know, just for, just for something else to chew on.
00:31:11.380 This is a, just a quick map somebody threw together.
00:31:13.660 This is a percent of the population aged 65 and up by the year 2050.
00:31:18.840 So, over 30% of the populations of Spain, Italy, Germany, Poland.
00:31:25.060 That's, by, that's where Ukraine is, by the way.
00:31:27.600 If anybody doesn't know, for all of these people that want to virtue, that's it right here.
00:31:31.580 That's where my mouse, that's where Ukraine is, okay?
00:31:35.340 That's Russia now.
00:31:36.480 And this is what the, when they say the Crimea, it's this little, uh, little peninsula here,
00:31:41.660 island fucking shit show right there.
00:31:44.580 That's not Ukraine anymore.
00:31:46.640 The Russians took it by force, so it's theirs.
00:31:49.520 You can draw whatever map you want, but that is the situation.
00:31:53.460 And unless you're going to go physically take it from Russia, it's theirs, okay?
00:31:58.080 And we know you're not going to do that.
00:31:59.400 You're going to tweet.
00:32:00.060 You're going to tweet some stuff.
00:32:01.680 And no one cares.
00:32:02.720 But they should care about this, the fact that we're getting very, very old very quickly.
00:32:06.340 And, um, who's going to support the economy when everybody's in the nursing home?
00:32:10.520 When the workforce is retired, um, and is, is way top heavier than the workforce,
00:32:17.520 which is shrinking by the day, that is not good.
00:32:20.620 That is a very, we are in a terrible situation to fight a war.
00:32:24.720 We are probably in, in one of the worst, weakest positions ever that you can imagine.
00:32:29.640 We have a, a population in decline.
00:32:31.740 We have a divided population that hates itself.
00:32:35.140 Hey, everybody hates everybody.
00:32:36.860 Nobody's getting along.
00:32:38.220 Uh, economically ruined.
00:32:40.100 And I mean ruined with a capital R.
00:32:41.880 It's not like, oh, we better tighten our belts.
00:32:44.420 I mean extreme economic hardship.
00:32:46.480 A depression is coming.
00:32:48.640 Like a depression.
00:32:49.380 Like not, oh, it's going to, I mean like people may be burning shit to stay warm in
00:32:55.180 their own homes.
00:32:55.940 It could get that bad.
00:32:57.040 Like, well, we can't really afford heat in the winter, you know, it's a luxury we can't
00:33:02.880 no longer afford.
00:33:04.260 Say bye-bye to Netflix.
00:33:05.740 That's, that's just going to be for rich people.
00:33:08.480 If you have any idea, if you had any idea how bad this situation is with the fiat currency,
00:33:14.160 like we're in the end game of that.
00:33:15.820 And it's about to, um, it's going to be a fun 10 years.
00:33:19.680 It's going to be a fun 10 years.
00:33:20.800 So there's that.
00:33:22.260 Uh, all of our manufacturing jobs have left the country.
00:33:26.540 Anything that, so manufacturing, you know, like factories and plants, assembly lines,
00:33:30.840 stuff like that, they can be quickly repurposed to make, you know, airplane parts, truck parts,
00:33:35.020 tanks, weapons, guns, bombs, things you need in a war.
00:33:38.600 Uh, so when you mobilize your country, you go, oh Jesus, we're, we're fighting a big
00:33:42.700 time, serious war against Russia.
00:33:44.760 And you know what Russia's going to do?
00:33:45.900 They're going to, they're already in a wartime economy.
00:33:47.860 Did you know that?
00:33:48.700 They already have these factories running night and day.
00:33:51.260 Um, and they're making money off of it.
00:33:53.660 We're sitting here sleeping like nothing's happening.
00:33:55.620 They're going to do it.
00:33:56.420 So we, we're going to have to keep up with them.
00:33:57.880 So we're going to have to do it.
00:33:58.960 Oh shit.
00:33:59.700 All of our factories are gone.
00:34:02.620 Oh, that sucks.
00:34:03.660 I guess we'll have to rebuild those from the ground up.
00:34:05.540 Who's going to work there?
00:34:06.700 Oh, well, everybody's old and retired and sick.
00:34:09.060 And who actually, more importantly, who's going to fight in the war?
00:34:11.660 Everybody's obese.
00:34:13.180 So forget a draft.
00:34:14.700 Who are you going to draft?
00:34:15.600 Have you looked around?
00:34:18.160 You're finished.
00:34:19.320 You're finished.
00:34:20.360 Half the men, most of the men are in horrible shape and couldn't pass a base baseline basic
00:34:26.080 from the year 2000 army fitness test.
00:34:28.800 The average guy walking around can't do it.
00:34:31.040 The average guy can't do it.
00:34:33.260 The average guy in 1965 was like ripped.
00:34:35.520 Have you, like there's pictures.
00:34:37.000 They're all in shape or at least fit.
00:34:39.400 They can do, can't do it anymore.
00:34:41.040 So you can't, you can't draft anybody.
00:34:43.060 We don't have any weapons.
00:34:44.160 We gave those all away.
00:34:45.360 We, we can't make anything.
00:34:46.960 We can't build anything.
00:34:48.200 Everybody's old, sick and dying.
00:34:50.060 And half the country doesn't even speak English anymore because we've imported them from the,
00:34:53.540 yes, let's.
00:34:55.320 And we've got no money to leave.
00:34:56.740 It's not even like we have a treasure trove of cash or like hoarding gold for the last 10
00:35:00.840 years, like the Russians and the Chinese have been doing that we could lean on for loans.
00:35:05.800 You know, if we get into a tight spot, be like, Hey, United States, we need, we need
00:35:08.600 some money or Hey bank of, you know, the devil, which all of them are.
00:35:11.960 Hey, Satan, we need another, I don't know.
00:35:14.400 I'd say $200 billion to maybe, maybe $500 billion in the high end to get through the
00:35:18.940 next, uh, the next summer fighting season.
00:35:21.180 Yeah.
00:35:21.500 We're going to need a couple more divisions of tanks and so on.
00:35:23.640 It's going to be expensive.
00:35:24.500 Well, we'll leverage the lot.
00:35:25.540 We got a lot of gold we can sell.
00:35:26.820 Yeah.
00:35:26.920 We can.
00:35:29.160 Oh, Canada.
00:35:29.920 What do you have?
00:35:30.660 Literally nothing.
00:35:31.500 Yeah.
00:35:31.760 I'm not loaning you anything.
00:35:32.860 And your money's worthless, by the way.
00:35:36.980 What are you going to do?
00:35:38.120 You're going to sell me some land.
00:35:39.560 I already own it all.
00:35:40.980 China owns all your shit already.
00:35:42.380 They're buying up your factories, man.
00:35:47.980 This, this, our resource production sector, which keeps the country running is just getting
00:35:53.460 eaten alive by, by the Chinese, who is probably going to be the people we're fighting.
00:35:57.980 We are into the, oh, horrible, horror.
00:36:02.740 We're already half beaten and the war hasn't even started.
00:36:08.280 I'm just saying, should, should this go, you know, the way it's inevitably
00:36:12.260 going to go, if it happened right now, we lose now.
00:36:15.560 If we fought this now, we lose.
00:36:17.760 Things are not going to be, we're not going to be in a better position in five years or
00:36:21.080 in one year.
00:36:21.980 Or I've seen them say that it looks like they're, and yeah, that's why they're sending a lot
00:36:26.820 of, a lot of weapons and shit in.
00:36:28.140 They're going to try a counter-offensive in the spring to try and, you know, defeat the
00:36:31.640 Russians.
00:36:32.240 And that's really the last move they got.
00:36:34.220 And if that fails, shit's over.
00:36:37.440 You know, then it's like, we have to go fight them ourselves because Ukraine, so I don't
00:36:44.320 know.
00:36:45.020 I say we're going to lose, you know, and I know that may seem impossible, but people lose
00:36:52.700 wars, you know, and we're not in a good position at all.
00:36:56.960 We're in terrible, terrible, terrible shit.
00:36:58.860 Oh, and by the way, our military is in free fall collapse.
00:37:01.360 So there's that, and I think the Americans are as well.
00:37:05.800 They can't fill recruiting pools and selections anymore because there's not enough volunteers,
00:37:11.400 and of the people that do volunteer, not enough of them are in shape.
00:37:15.380 So that's an issue.
00:37:18.460 Morale is in the toilet.
00:37:20.600 The military's leadership has mostly been focusing on drag queens, rainbow flags.
00:37:27.840 I saw an Air Force officer, is that what he was, a colonel in the United States who had
00:37:31.340 a dog fetish mask on that he wore to work and was in multiple photos in full dress uniform
00:37:37.000 wearing a dog fetish gay fuck mask.
00:37:39.720 That was like, that was a full bird colonel in the United States Air Force.
00:37:42.540 Oh, right, I should have known.
00:37:44.060 It's being run, I think, on some degree by a transsexual man going by Levine who looks
00:37:50.320 like a scary man with, you know, lipstick, and it's really fucked up, guys.
00:38:01.700 The regiments here in Canada, there's nobody around.
00:38:04.760 We've got corporals, you know, watching companies of men, you know.
00:38:08.520 I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of the platoons we do have are run by.
00:38:11.880 Let me just guess, guys, and let me know how far off I am, you know, privately, because
00:38:17.500 don't out yourselves, because they're looking for you.
00:38:19.880 They're looking for the IMVEs and the militaries.
00:38:23.020 We've got to get rid of them.
00:38:24.300 Just get out, guys.
00:38:25.500 You can't hide.
00:38:27.700 They're going to either make you be one of them, or they'll kick you out.
00:38:32.560 That's what's going to happen.
00:38:33.940 So here's what you have to do.
00:38:35.560 Decide, are you going to join them?
00:38:37.240 Are you going to do it?
00:38:37.940 Are you okay?
00:38:38.720 If the answer is no, take the power into your own hands and go, fuck you.
00:38:43.120 I'm out.
00:38:44.340 Suck my dick.
00:38:46.320 I am not enabling this anymore with my presence.
00:38:50.860 This instant, and it is, the military right now, the government right now, everything that
00:38:55.940 we have, every national level institution, many, many, way too many provincial level institutions
00:39:00.840 is a fucking disgrace to everything that matters, everything the country was built on, everything
00:39:07.560 our guys fought and died for.
00:39:09.380 Oh my god, it would break my heart.
00:39:11.220 Could you imagine?
00:39:11.940 Hey, they win the lottery.
00:39:12.860 They get to come back from the dead for a couple of days, just for the weekend.
00:39:16.240 And I would be like, guys, you don't want to see this.
00:39:18.220 Go back in the graves.
00:39:19.720 I'm serious.
00:39:20.520 It's not worth it.
00:39:21.240 You do not want to see what this has turned into.
00:39:28.140 Pronouns in your fucking emails.
00:39:29.840 You're the goddamn military.
00:39:33.920 Oh, actually, shut up.
00:39:35.440 Whatever you're thinking, shut up for five seconds and pretend.
00:39:39.760 Remember when you did basic training, and I don't care if you're a private corporal, you
00:39:43.060 literally don't get to have an opinion.
00:39:45.420 You're way too new.
00:39:46.400 It doesn't.
00:39:46.780 I mean, the warrant officers now, the sergeant majors, like my guys, and even older than
00:39:53.100 that, you know, there's some Bosnia-era guys hanging in there.
00:39:57.160 Remember when you guys did basic training?
00:39:59.760 Remember that army?
00:40:02.400 If I walked in a room full of all of you in the olive drab uniforms of 1997 or 98 or whatever,
00:40:09.720 that environment, that 2000s pre-9-11 army or just right after, where you were still,
00:40:17.260 sergeants would still haul you out back down the seat containers and beat you up, would
00:40:21.420 smack you in the face and hit you in the face.
00:40:23.360 What the fuck are you doing?
00:40:24.100 They would kick your ass, literally.
00:40:26.140 And then we had to ban that, you know.
00:40:29.120 Sometimes people deserve to be, I mean, it happens.
00:40:32.460 It's the, you're professional killers, you know what I mean?
00:40:35.340 Like, well, anyway, if you go back to that time, can you imagine?
00:40:39.840 All right, guys, I'm going to tell you about the future.
00:40:41.400 Hey, let's, let's.
00:40:45.300 I was, I'm just going to play, I'm wondering here.
00:40:52.320 Let's see.
00:40:52.840 We're going to use the time travel machine.
00:40:58.100 Can I find the, yeah, we're going to do this, all right?
00:41:01.920 We're going to go back in time.
00:41:05.340 It's the 90s, okay?
00:41:11.180 We, all right, guys, we have final parade.
00:41:17.120 No, no, first parade.
00:41:18.240 This is your first parade back after Christmas break.
00:41:20.480 I'm just going to set the scene for you.
00:41:25.840 But you got to, you got to have something to listen to because this is just,
00:41:28.580 trust me, this hurts me as much as it does you,
00:41:34.620 but I have to get it out there and I guarantee a lot of these military guys
00:41:37.800 are like, thank you, thank God.
00:41:41.000 All right, this is how it's going to be.
00:41:42.260 First parade after, first day back after Christmas break.
00:41:47.760 Italian parade, you know?
00:41:48.840 Gentlemen, welcome back from your vacation.
00:42:02.580 Playtime is over.
00:42:03.560 We've got shit to do in the new year.
00:42:06.180 We got the Russians breathing down our necks.
00:42:09.100 We are going to train hard and we are going to go there and kick their fucking asses in.
00:42:12.740 That's what's up.
00:42:16.160 But before we do that,
00:42:18.420 I need you all to pay very, very close attention
00:42:21.540 to some changes we're going to make around here
00:42:23.540 to make sure
00:42:24.800 that we have what it takes
00:42:28.400 to rip Ivan's goddamn neck out.
00:42:31.060 First of all,
00:42:34.380 all official regimental communications
00:42:36.340 will end with your preferred pronouns.
00:42:40.520 They, them, he, him, whatever it is,
00:42:43.260 you put it there
00:42:44.160 and it's not okay for any of you to ask each other
00:42:46.740 to explain them.
00:42:48.200 Just pretend you understand what it is.
00:42:50.580 Second of all,
00:42:52.800 this rainbow flag no longer means leprechauns
00:42:55.780 or rainbows.
00:42:57.060 This means homosexuals
00:42:58.660 and we love this now
00:43:00.660 and we're going to put it in front of the building.
00:43:03.020 It's going up right next to the regimental flag.
00:43:05.800 Next!
00:43:08.220 Feminism!
00:43:09.020 Alright guys,
00:43:10.320 we're wearing high heels this weekend.
00:43:12.700 All the officers are going to come with me
00:43:14.300 down to the officer's mess.
00:43:15.880 We're going to put on red high heels
00:43:17.460 and we're going to parade around like assholes.
00:43:21.380 Just to...
00:43:23.900 Physical fitness standards
00:43:25.400 non-existent!
00:43:26.820 We've wiped them out!
00:43:27.660 I mean,
00:43:28.520 just show up,
00:43:29.460 do whatever you can,
00:43:30.820 it's fine,
00:43:31.380 it doesn't matter.
00:43:32.520 No more hitting the troops either!
00:43:34.140 No more swearing!
00:43:35.500 None of that!
00:43:38.900 Weed is legal also!
00:43:40.660 And you know what?
00:43:41.540 Shave,
00:43:41.920 don't shave,
00:43:42.560 come to work,
00:43:43.180 dress like Chewbacca.
00:43:44.220 I don't give a shit.
00:43:45.120 There's no dress code anymore.
00:43:46.700 It's gone!
00:43:47.460 It's all gone!
00:43:48.220 What else?
00:43:50.420 Um...
00:43:50.900 Microaggressions!
00:43:52.700 Alright guys,
00:43:53.580 fucking microaggressions!
00:43:54.860 Listen,
00:43:55.500 if I see any more of this...
00:43:57.920 Could you fucking imagine?
00:43:59.320 You know?
00:44:02.800 Except everything I just did,
00:44:04.320 that's all real.
00:44:05.580 And we went from
00:44:06.760 that,
00:44:08.640 you know,
00:44:09.060 the old army,
00:44:10.020 right?
00:44:11.700 To,
00:44:12.300 to whatever the fuck
00:44:13.740 that was.
00:44:16.020 So,
00:44:16.600 you know.
00:44:16.940 Hey,
00:44:20.480 if the general says
00:44:22.860 this is the right thing to do,
00:44:24.780 then it must be,
00:44:26.400 because,
00:44:27.320 hey,
00:44:28.060 I've,
00:44:28.780 every history book
00:44:29.980 I've ever read
00:44:30.960 has taught me
00:44:31.920 that no general
00:44:33.600 has ever been
00:44:34.660 a stupid man.
00:44:36.220 That's never happened before!
00:44:38.660 There's never been
00:44:39.940 stupid generals before!
00:44:41.900 Every officer general
00:44:45.440 got there
00:44:46.320 because
00:44:46.860 he's really
00:44:48.020 good at war!
00:44:50.440 And never in history
00:44:52.420 has anybody
00:44:53.620 ever thought
00:44:54.340 they were up here,
00:44:56.500 went into a war
00:44:57.620 they weren't prepared for,
00:44:58.720 and found out
00:44:59.340 they were down here.
00:45:01.520 And they lost.
00:45:03.400 Womp!
00:45:04.200 Womp!
00:45:05.480 You know?
00:45:06.460 Thank goodness
00:45:07.460 none of that's true.
00:45:08.380 I'm sure
00:45:11.960 that rainbow-haired
00:45:13.700 you know,
00:45:14.500 nose ring
00:45:15.300 having
00:45:15.880 section commander
00:45:17.540 whose name is
00:45:18.640 you know,
00:45:19.560 Zhajandra
00:45:20.200 with an X
00:45:21.040 because there are
00:45:21.800 they-them
00:45:22.400 gender questioning
00:45:23.700 and we're not allowed
00:45:24.420 to talk about it.
00:45:25.220 We don't know
00:45:25.680 whether to say
00:45:26.380 you know,
00:45:27.160 thank God
00:45:27.700 it's just a sergeant
00:45:28.720 and not an officer
00:45:29.740 because what do we say?
00:45:30.420 Sir, ma'am?
00:45:31.560 Zhajandra
00:45:32.360 we don't fucking know.
00:45:34.000 You know?
00:45:35.680 They're gonna be
00:45:36.380 on top of it
00:45:37.140 because their priorities
00:45:38.240 are all in the right place.
00:45:39.480 Alright?
00:45:40.140 The Canadian military
00:45:41.240 has never been more ready
00:45:42.460 to go and
00:45:43.740 slaughter
00:45:44.880 you know
00:45:46.520 other men
00:45:48.380 at the highest level
00:45:49.360 of competition
00:45:49.900 that exists on Earth.
00:45:50.920 The highest level
00:45:51.560 of competition
00:45:52.220 on Earth
00:45:53.120 that exists
00:45:53.780 is war
00:45:54.480 because it is for
00:45:55.520 all of the marbles.
00:45:58.360 You're not risking
00:45:59.680 a paycheck
00:46:00.220 or like
00:46:00.840 it's like if you lose
00:46:02.280 you die.
00:46:03.140 Do you understand?
00:46:03.700 It's like squid game.
00:46:05.340 This isn't a fucking
00:46:06.440 it's not optional.
00:46:08.240 You can't be like
00:46:08.900 I'm bored of this.
00:46:09.880 It's like
00:46:10.100 no no
00:46:10.360 you fight to the end
00:46:11.480 hopefully you're alive
00:46:13.060 if you're not
00:46:13.820 well that sucks
00:46:14.360 and if you
00:46:15.080 maybe you live
00:46:16.000 and then you're just
00:46:16.600 a slave I guess
00:46:17.600 you know
00:46:19.300 because there's this
00:46:20.720 thing with wars
00:46:21.600 guys
00:46:21.980 that when you get
00:46:23.780 so hot headed
00:46:24.540 that you're fucking
00:46:25.200 murdering each other
00:46:26.040 and just massive numbers
00:46:27.220 to just see who can
00:46:28.020 kill more of who
00:46:28.760 until somebody gives up
00:46:29.920 the people that do win
00:46:32.000 they tend to be like
00:46:33.140 seething
00:46:35.240 you know
00:46:35.700 when it's over
00:46:36.240 and they like to like
00:46:37.200 you know
00:46:37.580 fill their pockets
00:46:38.640 so they rob
00:46:40.040 the living shit
00:46:40.760 they rob you
00:46:41.440 fucking blind
00:46:42.080 anything that you have
00:46:43.360 that's valuable
00:46:43.920 kiss that
00:46:44.500 that's gone
00:46:45.140 that's going
00:46:45.600 that's going away
00:46:46.320 to somebody else
00:46:46.960 and they're going to
00:46:49.980 treat you like shit
00:46:50.700 and basically
00:46:51.340 make you their bitch
00:46:52.380 it's horrible
00:46:55.560 losing a war
00:46:56.660 is probably
00:46:57.220 one of the worst
00:46:57.860 things
00:46:58.040 that is the worst
00:46:58.800 thing that can
00:46:59.200 happen to a country
00:47:00.020 not a pandemic
00:47:02.080 not an earthquake
00:47:03.580 not global warming
00:47:05.660 with credit
00:47:06.100 how dare you
00:47:07.720 no
00:47:08.260 losing a war
00:47:09.440 is the worst thing
00:47:10.320 that can happen
00:47:10.760 to a country
00:47:11.260 often times
00:47:12.000 it destroys the country
00:47:12.920 and it never comes back
00:47:13.880 it just gets absorbed
00:47:14.980 by the bigger
00:47:16.220 stronger one
00:47:16.940 and it's like
00:47:17.380 you're mine now
00:47:18.160 but I don't want
00:47:20.160 to be here
00:47:20.520 bang
00:47:21.160 anybody else
00:47:23.180 not want to be here
00:47:24.020 does anybody else
00:47:25.440 not like the new
00:47:26.120 arrangements
00:47:26.740 Kevin slowly
00:47:29.080 starts to stand up
00:47:30.240 Colbert's mom's like
00:47:32.760 no no no no
00:47:33.360 sit down
00:47:33.880 that's what I thought
00:47:37.420 that's what I thought
00:47:39.280 enjoy your new jobs
00:47:41.900 in the salt mines
00:47:43.180 the rich elite
00:47:45.700 of Beijing
00:47:46.300 very much enjoy
00:47:47.520 your lobsters
00:47:48.360 Nova Scotia
00:47:49.020 by the way
00:47:49.520 they asked me
00:47:52.140 they asked me
00:47:52.580 to tell you that
00:47:53.060 they asked me to say
00:47:53.800 I win
00:47:57.420 something like that
00:47:58.560 something like that
00:48:00.060 so you know
00:48:00.600 let's
00:48:01.160 I'm just saying
00:48:01.800 I think it's very cool
00:48:03.480 that we're
00:48:04.260 you know
00:48:04.900 like flirting
00:48:05.540 with that situation
00:48:06.380 like showing a little leg
00:48:07.320 like oh yeah
00:48:08.060 you know
00:48:08.460 maybe I'll slide my feet
00:48:10.180 under your butt
00:48:10.900 next to you on the couch
00:48:11.840 you know
00:48:12.240 oh are we doing this
00:48:13.800 okay
00:48:14.160 let's flirt
00:48:15.220 with that situation
00:48:16.380 that's a fucking
00:48:17.240 amazing idea
00:48:18.340 I can't think of
00:48:19.760 anything smarter
00:48:20.520 to do in the world
00:48:21.300 than that
00:48:21.740 yep
00:48:24.980 I just
00:48:26.880 I don't know how long
00:48:28.160 I've been on this topic
00:48:28.900 but
00:48:29.160 I'm just trying to make it
00:48:31.580 very clear
00:48:32.120 that
00:48:33.140 if this goes
00:48:34.480 if this turns real
00:48:35.640 we're dead
00:48:36.220 we're dead meat
00:48:37.080 we are fucked
00:48:38.120 I don't mean like
00:48:39.660 oh it'll be close
00:48:41.220 no no no no
00:48:42.180 we're already
00:48:43.000 we're already using
00:48:44.460 everything we can
00:48:45.460 to fight them
00:48:46.040 without fighting them
00:48:46.780 and they're winning
00:48:48.080 it's bad
00:48:49.460 and China's not even
00:48:50.380 involved
00:48:50.720 like they're not even
00:48:51.540 you know
00:48:52.140 the Iranians would
00:48:54.200 get in on it as well
00:48:54.980 North Korea would
00:48:55.860 back the Chinese
00:48:57.020 South Korea would be
00:48:58.400 overrun in hours
00:49:00.060 do you know how much
00:49:03.040 the world changes
00:49:03.900 in the first
00:49:04.460 few hours of
00:49:06.180 World War 3
00:49:06.860 like
00:49:09.580 a nuclear bomb
00:49:11.280 literally probably
00:49:12.320 will go off somewhere
00:49:13.180 but like
00:49:14.840 the world is
00:49:15.420 completely different
00:49:16.260 in minutes
00:49:16.740 South Korea
00:49:18.300 no longer exists
00:49:19.300 Japan is
00:49:20.040 annihilated
00:49:20.660 Taiwan is part
00:49:22.100 of China
00:49:22.600 like everyone's
00:49:23.880 dead in Japan
00:49:24.400 I mean like
00:49:24.860 100 million
00:49:25.280 they're just
00:49:25.860 gone
00:49:26.860 most of Eastern
00:49:29.260 Europe is on fire
00:49:30.220 what else
00:49:33.700 I mean that's
00:49:34.660 that's just Monday
00:49:35.980 that's the opening
00:49:36.740 day
00:49:37.200 opening day
00:49:39.160 at the carnival
00:49:39.860 of World War 3
00:49:40.560 because it's so great
00:49:41.520 and that's assuming
00:49:42.900 nothing goes nuclear
00:49:43.820 that's just like
00:49:45.120 oh
00:49:49.600 and in that case
00:49:52.120 all of that
00:49:53.420 except also
00:49:54.420 maybe
00:49:55.620 200 million people
00:49:56.760 dead
00:49:57.060 in one day
00:49:58.160 supply lines
00:50:00.180 destroyed
00:50:01.080 power
00:50:02.480 don't know
00:50:03.640 it's going to be
00:50:04.480 this like
00:50:04.860 well
00:50:06.400 you know
00:50:07.520 this is when
00:50:09.080 your society
00:50:09.920 and you're not
00:50:10.800 just like
00:50:11.460 when you go to war
00:50:14.540 with another country
00:50:15.400 it's not your
00:50:17.200 military against theirs
00:50:18.540 it's you
00:50:19.440 against them
00:50:20.580 it's all of you
00:50:21.840 all of the people
00:50:22.880 collectively
00:50:23.560 of Canada
00:50:24.420 versus all of the
00:50:25.800 people collectively
00:50:26.680 of whoever you're
00:50:28.280 fighting
00:50:28.600 all of Russia
00:50:29.940 China
00:50:30.400 whoever
00:50:30.860 so how strong
00:50:33.100 are you
00:50:33.580 how strong
00:50:34.280 is your country
00:50:35.000 do you have a
00:50:35.380 strong country
00:50:36.200 nope
00:50:36.840 we have a very
00:50:37.680 weak
00:50:38.160 brittle
00:50:38.680 everything's PTSD
00:50:40.140 everything's hot
00:50:41.060 oh my god
00:50:41.900 racism
00:50:42.580 god
00:50:43.220 I mean
00:50:44.020 kids are cutting
00:50:44.920 their dicks off
00:50:45.400 it's fucking
00:50:45.860 no dude
00:50:46.540 not at all
00:50:47.100 everybody's obese
00:50:48.180 and sick
00:50:48.620 and on painkillers
00:50:49.380 and drugs
00:50:49.780 and all kinds
00:50:50.260 of stuff
00:50:50.620 nope
00:50:51.340 we're not strong
00:50:52.580 at all
00:50:53.060 we are not ready
00:50:53.640 to go
00:50:54.020 you know
00:50:55.080 do you think
00:50:55.760 like in a situation
00:50:56.720 where like
00:50:57.380 things have escalated
00:50:58.600 dramatically
00:50:59.040 and there's like
00:50:59.440 those rolling blackouts
00:51:00.460 like we don't know
00:51:01.040 what's going on
00:51:01.400 at the grocery store
00:51:02.080 there's no food
00:51:02.840 today
00:51:03.200 what's going on
00:51:04.740 guys
00:51:05.000 this is when you
00:51:05.920 need to have
00:51:06.280 a strong community
00:51:07.140 like a strong
00:51:07.840 like
00:51:08.160 strong sense
00:51:09.760 of national unity
00:51:10.680 and like
00:51:11.280 yeah let's
00:51:11.900 alright
00:51:12.140 we'll fucking
00:51:12.620 sort it out
00:51:13.160 boys
00:51:13.480 but if everybody
00:51:14.400 hates each other
00:51:15.240 already
00:51:15.680 and nobody's
00:51:16.860 really sure
00:51:17.180 who's on whose
00:51:17.720 team
00:51:17.980 and it's like
00:51:18.320 it's every man
00:51:18.980 for himself
00:51:19.520 it's anarchy
00:51:20.280 so your nation
00:51:21.080 doesn't come together
00:51:22.000 to fight
00:51:23.080 it eats itself
00:51:23.980 because the individual
00:51:25.100 people are more
00:51:25.720 concerned with their
00:51:26.440 individual survival
00:51:27.460 than the collective
00:51:28.540 whole
00:51:28.920 and you lose
00:51:29.780 the fucking war
00:51:30.720 do you understand
00:51:31.700 this has been
00:51:33.200 happening for 50
00:51:34.320 years
00:51:34.900 these guys are not
00:51:36.040 stupid
00:51:36.580 this was the
00:51:37.520 this was the
00:51:38.240 soviet plan
00:51:39.220 I'm not talking
00:51:42.660 out of my ass
00:51:43.300 this is
00:51:43.760 this is
00:51:44.380 what they
00:51:45.240 planned to do
00:51:46.320 from day one
00:51:47.460 and they're just
00:51:48.280 watching the clock
00:51:49.160 you know
00:51:49.740 they're
00:51:51.500 almost done
00:51:52.960 where is this
00:51:55.880 god damn video
00:51:56.740 I'm so mad
00:51:57.500 I'm like
00:51:58.200 I'm mad
00:51:59.000 I'm like
00:51:59.260 I want Yuri
00:51:59.880 to take over
00:52:00.500 where is he
00:52:02.560 I know he's in here
00:52:03.220 somewhere
00:52:03.540 uh
00:52:04.780 old
00:52:05.380 things I've
00:52:06.340 saved
00:52:06.740 old
00:52:07.540 where the
00:52:08.440 listen
00:52:09.060 Yuri
00:52:10.000 don't make me go
00:52:12.980 on YouTube
00:52:13.320 I don't want to
00:52:13.940 do that
00:52:14.380 I may have to
00:52:19.100 where the hell
00:52:21.420 is it
00:52:21.760 you guys know
00:52:22.220 what I mean
00:52:22.680 Besbinov
00:52:24.460 oh this is
00:52:26.780 pissing me off
00:52:27.360 I don't like
00:52:28.240 this
00:52:28.560 Kevin
00:52:28.940 oh no
00:52:29.820 that's
00:52:30.300 I'm sure
00:52:32.740 I just watched
00:52:33.820 it the other
00:52:34.160 day
00:52:34.420 I'm gonna have
00:52:36.440 to go to
00:52:36.700 YouTube to
00:52:37.080 find it
00:52:38.140 which I
00:52:39.620 don't want
00:52:40.160 to do
00:52:41.180 unbelievable
00:52:46.660 what the
00:52:50.620 fuck
00:52:51.200 maybe I
00:52:51.800 deleted it
00:52:53.020 did the CIA
00:52:59.340 delete it off
00:53:00.100 book I
00:53:00.420 swear to god
00:53:01.060 I just
00:53:01.320 watched it
00:53:01.920 yesterday
00:53:02.740 oh this is
00:53:04.820 upsetting
00:53:05.280 god damn
00:53:11.720 it
00:53:11.900 I don't want
00:53:13.260 to watch the
00:53:13.680 whole thing
00:53:14.220 no no
00:53:17.440 is there like
00:53:18.500 a
00:53:18.700 yeah this is
00:53:22.020 alright
00:53:22.300 this is the
00:53:24.020 one
00:53:24.240 guy's a
00:53:26.140 Soviet
00:53:26.420 defector
00:53:26.960 in the 80s
00:53:27.660 actually he
00:53:28.240 comes to
00:53:28.560 Canada
00:53:28.820 he dies in
00:53:29.360 Montreal
00:53:29.740 probably
00:53:30.320 poisoned
00:53:30.840 allegedly
00:53:31.580 and his
00:53:33.100 job in the
00:53:33.720 Soviet Union
00:53:34.320 I'm just
00:53:34.620 gonna do this
00:53:35.060 because I
00:53:36.260 don't want to
00:53:36.660 listen to this
00:53:36.960 guy introduce
00:53:37.440 him it's
00:53:38.120 worse
00:53:38.360 what this
00:53:39.120 guy
00:53:39.420 Yuri
00:53:40.400 Besbinov
00:53:40.960 is his
00:53:41.200 name
00:53:41.400 and what
00:53:41.800 his job
00:53:42.420 was in
00:53:43.000 the Soviet
00:53:43.420 Union
00:53:43.740 was to
00:53:44.640 basically
00:53:45.140 mind
00:53:45.880 fuck
00:53:46.400 the West
00:53:47.460 into killing
00:53:48.180 itself
00:53:48.660 with terrible
00:53:49.980 ideas
00:53:50.600 introduced
00:53:51.180 slowly
00:53:51.940 in a very
00:53:53.120 methodical
00:53:53.760 and strategic
00:53:54.440 way
00:53:54.940 so
00:53:55.520 and the
00:53:56.020 reason they
00:53:56.420 did this
00:53:56.960 is because
00:53:57.700 the United
00:53:58.560 States
00:53:58.880 military
00:53:59.440 is
00:53:59.820 and even
00:54:00.240 as fucked
00:54:00.900 up as
00:54:01.080 everything
00:54:01.240 is
00:54:01.420 is still
00:54:01.920 insanely
00:54:02.580 powerful
00:54:03.120 it's
00:54:03.500 retardedly
00:54:05.120 powerful
00:54:05.580 like it's
00:54:06.340 so overpowered
00:54:07.120 it's insane
00:54:07.700 it's like
00:54:08.200 Brock Lesnar
00:54:08.820 on juice
00:54:09.460 running around
00:54:10.140 with a bunch
00:54:10.660 of 12
00:54:11.020 year olds
00:54:11.460 and he's
00:54:12.460 just like
00:54:12.760 I'll kill
00:54:13.140 whoever I
00:54:13.780 want
00:54:14.300 and eventually
00:54:15.280 like we're
00:54:15.680 all going to
00:54:16.120 have to band
00:54:16.540 together to
00:54:16.940 kill him
00:54:17.260 and even
00:54:17.480 then we
00:54:17.820 may not
00:54:18.140 even know
00:54:18.380 you know
00:54:18.820 it's that
00:54:19.180 bad
00:54:19.500 it's that
00:54:20.580 one-sided
00:54:21.120 the Soviets
00:54:22.900 were
00:54:23.180 you know
00:54:24.360 were strong
00:54:25.780 enough to
00:54:26.480 defend
00:54:27.620 it got to the
00:54:28.240 point where
00:54:28.580 the Cold War
00:54:29.480 was no one
00:54:30.180 no one was
00:54:31.180 really strong
00:54:31.600 it's like
00:54:32.200 so there was
00:54:33.540 no fighting
00:54:34.020 because there was
00:54:34.600 no clear advantage
00:54:35.460 and no one
00:54:35.860 wanted to go
00:54:36.600 for it because
00:54:37.080 it was like
00:54:37.320 we'll just
00:54:37.580 kill each
00:54:37.900 other
00:54:38.100 right
00:54:39.400 but the
00:54:41.980 Soviets
00:54:42.500 the smart
00:54:43.100 fucking
00:54:43.540 commie fucks
00:54:45.200 that they
00:54:45.440 are
00:54:45.800 were like
00:54:46.600 well
00:54:46.880 what if
00:54:47.560 we don't
00:54:47.860 have to
00:54:48.320 fight them
00:54:48.780 what if
00:54:50.440 we can
00:54:50.920 convince
00:54:52.660 them
00:54:53.260 to like
00:54:55.140 kneel
00:54:56.240 instead
00:54:56.920 or just
00:54:58.340 destroy
00:54:59.160 themselves
00:54:59.500 we will
00:55:00.280 teach them
00:55:00.680 all these
00:55:00.960 terrible
00:55:01.300 things
00:55:01.680 to do
00:55:02.140 all these
00:55:02.400 terrible
00:55:02.660 things
00:55:02.960 to themselves
00:55:03.460 pathological
00:55:04.620 altruism
00:55:05.260 we were
00:55:05.500 talking about
00:55:05.900 last time
00:55:06.540 and then
00:55:08.800 when they're
00:55:09.160 weak enough
00:55:09.700 you know
00:55:10.260 they're sick
00:55:10.760 enough
00:55:11.020 with the
00:55:11.340 cancer
00:55:11.740 with the
00:55:12.120 poison
00:55:12.520 that we've
00:55:12.980 given them
00:55:13.440 when we
00:55:15.120 decide to
00:55:15.800 fight them
00:55:16.300 not only
00:55:16.900 will we
00:55:17.320 win
00:55:17.620 we'll win
00:55:18.160 easily
00:55:18.600 and we'll
00:55:20.380 just wait
00:55:20.880 for that
00:55:21.260 day
00:55:21.580 when the
00:55:22.980 fruit has
00:55:23.580 ripened
00:55:24.180 just enough
00:55:25.020 then
00:55:26.860 and only
00:55:27.720 then
00:55:28.040 will we
00:55:28.440 strike
00:55:28.780 and this
00:55:30.860 wasn't like
00:55:31.440 oh
00:55:31.940 six months
00:55:32.740 no no no
00:55:33.200 they're like
00:55:33.740 this will
00:55:34.080 take decades
00:55:34.720 and decades
00:55:35.280 and they
00:55:37.300 sent people
00:55:38.140 into places
00:55:39.960 like universities
00:55:40.860 to brainwash
00:55:41.760 kids
00:55:42.200 not all at
00:55:44.000 once
00:55:44.360 they didn't
00:55:44.920 start with
00:55:45.420 hi 1950s
00:55:46.860 america
00:55:47.280 have you
00:55:47.800 heard of
00:55:48.180 gender dysmorphia
00:55:49.300 like
00:55:49.720 no
00:55:50.260 they identified
00:55:53.540 key areas
00:55:54.500 in the western
00:55:55.200 civilization
00:55:55.640 the lifestyle
00:55:56.360 especially of
00:55:57.200 the united
00:55:57.420 states
00:55:57.880 of the nation
00:55:59.220 not the military
00:56:00.080 that they're
00:56:01.140 fighting
00:56:01.460 but they're
00:56:02.080 fighting the
00:56:02.540 whole
00:56:02.840 all of you
00:56:03.600 people
00:56:04.080 are fighting
00:56:04.400 all of
00:56:04.660 their
00:56:04.800 people
00:56:05.080 all of
00:56:05.380 the russians
00:56:05.800 are fighting
00:56:06.120 all of
00:56:06.380 the americans
00:56:06.940 what makes
00:56:08.600 the american
00:56:09.100 strong
00:56:09.480 why are they
00:56:10.340 so raw
00:56:11.420 like how
00:56:11.840 do they
00:56:12.060 do
00:56:12.200 they're so
00:56:12.720 mentally
00:56:13.120 they have a
00:56:13.620 very strong
00:56:14.220 foundational
00:56:14.700 family life
00:56:15.380 don't they
00:56:15.680 they're very
00:56:15.960 centered around
00:56:16.460 the nuclear
00:56:16.880 family
00:56:17.400 because that's
00:56:19.280 very that's
00:56:20.300 conducive to
00:56:20.880 building a
00:56:21.180 strong healthy
00:56:22.140 go-getter
00:56:23.380 individual
00:56:23.700 they've got
00:56:24.040 the support
00:56:24.500 of their
00:56:24.720 family
00:56:25.200 you know
00:56:26.080 what if
00:56:30.260 we can
00:56:30.500 destroy
00:56:30.840 their
00:56:31.020 fucking
00:56:31.300 families
00:56:31.820 what if
00:56:32.200 we can
00:56:32.520 make
00:56:32.740 their
00:56:32.900 families
00:56:33.320 like
00:56:33.560 disintegrate
00:56:34.260 somehow
00:56:35.160 you know
00:56:37.360 what else
00:56:39.340 they got
00:56:39.640 the church
00:56:40.260 is really
00:56:40.840 holding them
00:56:41.360 together
00:56:41.660 this whole
00:56:42.400 church
00:56:42.840 thing
00:56:43.240 it's making
00:56:44.180 entire
00:56:44.500 communities
00:56:44.920 get together
00:56:45.360 every Sunday
00:56:45.920 everybody knows
00:56:46.580 everybody
00:56:47.060 in a
00:56:47.400 there's a
00:56:49.340 strength in
00:56:49.860 that that's
00:56:50.460 keeping
00:56:50.680 that's gotta
00:56:51.540 go
00:56:51.900 get that
00:56:52.920 church out
00:56:53.480 of there
00:56:53.740 too
00:56:54.120 what else
00:56:56.840 is going
00:56:57.140 on
00:56:57.260 they're very
00:56:57.760 nationalistic
00:56:58.620 which is a
00:56:59.100 problem
00:56:59.540 that's a
00:57:00.760 problem
00:57:01.180 they're very
00:57:03.020 united on
00:57:04.180 that idea
00:57:04.640 we need to
00:57:05.340 start
00:57:05.720 we need to
00:57:07.120 start making
00:57:07.620 that sound
00:57:08.140 like a bad
00:57:08.660 idea
00:57:09.140 so then
00:57:11.120 the segment
00:57:11.920 of the
00:57:12.180 population
00:57:12.680 that becomes
00:57:13.440 you know
00:57:13.880 anti-nationalist
00:57:15.140 maybe even
00:57:16.360 pro-communist
00:57:17.180 gets bigger
00:57:18.400 and bigger
00:57:18.800 over time
00:57:19.540 eroding
00:57:20.060 national unity
00:57:21.000 so that
00:57:21.800 you know
00:57:22.080 as they say
00:57:22.640 a house
00:57:23.020 divided
00:57:23.520 and so
00:57:24.960 on
00:57:25.320 is this
00:57:25.800 making sense
00:57:26.360 to anybody
00:57:26.840 like this
00:57:29.120 isn't my
00:57:29.480 fucking
00:57:29.740 imagination
00:57:30.200 this is
00:57:30.900 what's
00:57:31.120 actually
00:57:31.420 happening
00:57:31.800 right now
00:57:32.200 so listen
00:57:32.760 to this
00:57:33.000 guy
00:57:33.280 and what
00:57:34.020 his job
00:57:34.520 was was
00:57:34.960 to do
00:57:35.340 that
00:57:35.700 to mind
00:57:36.220 fuck
00:57:36.400 people
00:57:36.760 he was
00:57:37.320 a psyop
00:57:38.000 what you
00:57:38.300 would know
00:57:38.500 today as
00:57:38.880 like psyops
00:57:39.540 he was an
00:57:40.220 intelligence
00:57:40.560 officer for
00:57:41.040 the soviets
00:57:41.580 listen to
00:57:41.980 this shit
00:57:42.440 what do
00:57:43.260 they mean
00:57:43.580 by it
00:57:44.260 ideological
00:57:44.880 subversion
00:57:45.520 is the
00:57:46.540 slow process
00:57:47.500 which we
00:57:48.660 call either
00:57:49.420 ideological
00:57:50.400 subversion
00:57:51.080 or active
00:57:52.520 measures
00:57:53.080 in the language
00:57:55.220 of the KGB
00:57:56.240 or psychological
00:57:57.380 warfare
00:57:58.020 what it basically
00:57:59.180 means is
00:57:59.820 to change the
00:58:00.900 perception of
00:58:01.620 reality
00:58:02.140 of every
00:58:03.520 American
00:58:04.480 to such an
00:58:06.120 extent
00:58:06.520 that despite
00:58:07.440 of the abundance
00:58:08.180 of information
00:58:09.060 no one is able
00:58:11.300 to come to
00:58:11.920 sensible conclusions
00:58:13.040 in the interest
00:58:14.660 of defending
00:58:15.440 themselves
00:58:16.520 sound familiar
00:58:17.540 does that sound
00:58:18.280 familiar to anybody
00:58:18.880 how you doing
00:58:19.460 the last couple
00:58:19.940 of years
00:58:20.320 this is from
00:58:22.840 1984
00:58:23.940 this is a guy
00:58:25.460 that worked
00:58:25.900 for the bad
00:58:26.460 guys
00:58:26.900 and he's like
00:58:27.700 hey just so
00:58:28.380 you know
00:58:28.700 and just so
00:58:29.360 you know
00:58:29.600 this is what
00:58:30.160 we're doing
00:58:30.480 to you
00:58:30.800 this is what
00:58:31.580 we're gonna
00:58:31.820 do to you
00:58:32.240 and then it
00:58:33.000 starts to
00:58:33.380 happen
00:58:33.720 and people
00:58:34.140 are like
00:58:34.500 oh we
00:58:35.580 just
00:58:35.760 we gotta
00:58:36.740 get the
00:58:37.320 libs out
00:58:37.820 bro
00:58:38.120 I mean
00:58:38.660 we just
00:58:38.960 gotta
00:58:39.220 you're fighting
00:58:41.860 a global
00:58:42.400 communist
00:58:42.900 empire
00:58:43.520 that has
00:58:44.020 its tentacles
00:58:44.580 everywhere
00:58:45.280 everywhere
00:58:46.300 we gotta
00:58:47.340 get the
00:58:47.740 libs
00:58:48.220 libs out
00:58:48.700 bro
00:58:49.040 hey
00:58:50.600 we gotta
00:58:51.220 get the
00:58:51.680 libs out
00:58:52.100 oh yeah
00:58:53.300 that's
00:58:53.700 yeah they'll
00:58:55.800 never see
00:58:56.240 that coming
00:58:56.740 oh no
00:58:57.900 oh geez
00:58:59.740 it's all
00:59:00.380 derailed
00:59:00.860 now
00:59:01.480 bro
00:59:02.900 you're not
00:59:03.620 even in the
00:59:04.120 same
00:59:04.520 dimension
00:59:06.100 of what
00:59:06.780 this fight
00:59:07.280 even is
00:59:07.940 those guys
00:59:11.420 man
00:59:11.720 it's
00:59:12.040 it's like
00:59:12.560 I don't
00:59:13.100 know how
00:59:13.400 to
00:59:13.560 I'm trying
00:59:14.820 to show
00:59:15.320 you what's
00:59:15.780 actually going
00:59:16.260 on here
00:59:16.640 it's
00:59:17.240 anyway
00:59:18.740 Yuri
00:59:19.440 Yuri knows
00:59:20.420 and I
00:59:20.920 I'm just
00:59:21.600 pretend
00:59:22.340 I wish I
00:59:23.020 could
00:59:23.280 I can't
00:59:24.800 but this
00:59:25.320 would be the
00:59:25.640 time when I
00:59:26.040 would just
00:59:26.320 I would just
00:59:27.400 chug whiskey
00:59:27.920 you know
00:59:28.260 just straight
00:59:28.800 up
00:59:29.040 because
00:59:29.480 that's
00:59:30.560 it's
00:59:31.640 it's that
00:59:32.080 I saw
00:59:32.960 someone doing
00:59:33.520 that just
00:59:33.960 chugging a
00:59:34.540 like if this
00:59:35.100 was live
00:59:35.660 and some guy
00:59:36.600 at the head
00:59:36.900 table's just
00:59:37.360 like
00:59:37.600 I'd be like
00:59:38.960 honestly that's
00:59:40.540 called for
00:59:40.960 yeah it is
00:59:41.800 their families
00:59:42.740 their community
00:59:43.640 and their country
00:59:44.420 it's a great
00:59:46.540 brainwashing
00:59:47.420 process
00:59:48.760 which goes
00:59:49.700 very slow
00:59:50.740 and it's divided
00:59:51.520 in four basic
00:59:52.680 stages
00:59:53.300 the first one
00:59:55.860 being demoralization
00:59:57.160 it takes from
00:59:57.900 15 to 20 years
00:59:59.120 to demoralize
00:59:59.940 a nation
01:00:00.400 why that many years
01:00:01.820 because this is
01:00:03.300 the minimum
01:00:04.120 number of years
01:00:04.900 which requires
01:00:05.620 to educate
01:00:07.120 one generation
01:00:07.980 of students
01:00:08.680 in the country
01:00:10.360 of your
01:00:11.420 enemy
01:00:12.180 exposed to
01:00:13.560 the ideology
01:00:14.380 of the enemy
01:00:15.840 in other words
01:00:16.560 Marxism-Leninism
01:00:17.520 ideology
01:00:18.340 is being
01:00:19.220 pumped into
01:00:19.780 the soft heads
01:00:20.520 of at least
01:00:21.580 three generations
01:00:22.340 of American students
01:00:23.460 without being
01:00:24.400 challenged
01:00:24.900 or counterbalanced
01:00:25.940 by the basic
01:00:26.800 values of
01:00:27.780 Americanism
01:00:28.660 American patriarchy
01:00:29.920 imagine if Yuri
01:00:30.640 was alive today
01:00:31.480 to see how far
01:00:32.520 it's come
01:00:32.980 he couldn't believe
01:00:33.760 how bad it was
01:00:34.360 in the 80s
01:00:34.840 he's like
01:00:35.080 holy shit
01:00:35.440 I can't believe
01:00:36.140 how well this is
01:00:37.120 working
01:00:37.480 he says that
01:00:38.740 in the interview
01:00:39.180 can you imagine
01:00:39.660 today
01:00:40.060 back then
01:00:41.560 they were like
01:00:42.100 Madonna was like
01:00:43.140 it's the devil
01:00:43.940 what a slut whore
01:00:45.200 like that
01:00:46.000 that was like
01:00:46.840 that was too much
01:00:47.480 for them back then
01:00:48.180 now there's like
01:00:50.140 fucking underage
01:00:51.860 kids twerking
01:00:52.820 on TikTok
01:00:53.280 and everyone's like
01:00:54.140 do do do do do
01:00:55.160 do do
01:00:55.640 oh my 17 year old
01:00:58.640 daughter has an
01:00:59.140 OnlyFans page
01:00:59.940 do do do do
01:01:01.040 do do
01:01:01.580 fuck cool bro
01:01:04.620 no Yuri didn't
01:01:06.340 get no they didn't
01:01:07.200 get you at all
01:01:07.780 this is all nonsense
01:01:08.960 yeah
01:01:09.720 you got
01:01:10.760 you got fucking
01:01:11.620 snatched right out
01:01:12.400 of the fucking
01:01:13.260 cradle dude
01:01:14.160 from birth
01:01:15.540 they had you
01:01:16.200 from birth
01:01:16.920 as soon as you're
01:01:18.200 born
01:01:18.420 the oxygen mask
01:01:19.840 of communism
01:01:20.420 just goes
01:01:20.820 there you go
01:01:21.700 shh
01:01:22.460 go to sleep
01:01:23.340 that's good
01:01:24.120 breathe deep
01:01:28.360 breathe deep
01:01:29.800 what does it smell like
01:01:31.100 smells like hunger
01:01:33.320 the demoralization process
01:01:37.840 in the United States
01:01:38.720 is basically completed
01:01:40.040 already
01:01:40.600 for the last 25 years
01:01:43.600 actually it's over fulfilled
01:01:45.420 because demoralization
01:01:47.120 now reaches such areas
01:01:48.580 where previously
01:01:49.840 not even
01:01:50.680 comrade Andropov
01:01:51.660 I would say
01:01:52.680 the collapse of the Soviet Union
01:01:53.900 was not in the future
01:01:55.280 plans of these guys
01:01:56.540 so that was probably
01:01:57.480 an adjustment
01:01:58.300 they had to make
01:01:59.080 but
01:01:59.300 all his experts
01:02:01.140 would even dream
01:02:02.900 of such a tremendous
01:02:03.960 success
01:02:04.720 most of it
01:02:05.900 is done by Americans
01:02:07.400 to Americans
01:02:08.280 thanks to lack
01:02:09.460 of moral standards
01:02:10.400 as I mentioned
01:02:11.220 before
01:02:11.660 exposure
01:02:13.340 to true information
01:02:15.020 does not matter
01:02:16.020 anymore
01:02:16.640 a person
01:02:18.100 a person
01:02:18.120 who was demoralized
01:02:19.340 is unable
01:02:20.880 to assess
01:02:21.640 true information
01:02:22.600 the facts
01:02:23.220 tell nothing
01:02:24.720 to him
01:02:25.240 even if I
01:02:26.840 shower him
01:02:27.560 with information
01:02:28.340 with authentic proof
01:02:29.960 with documents
01:02:30.780 with pictures
01:02:31.500 even if I take him
01:02:33.620 by force
01:02:34.400 to the Soviet Union
01:02:35.320 and show him
01:02:35.900 concentration camp
01:02:37.000 he will refuse
01:02:38.060 to believe it
01:02:39.040 until
01:02:39.960 he is going
01:02:41.020 to receive
01:02:41.760 a kick
01:02:42.300 in his fat bottom
01:02:43.940 does that sound familiar
01:02:45.880 kick in the fat bottom
01:02:48.000 like
01:02:48.380 oh my god
01:02:49.660 I've had some kind
01:02:50.260 of reaction
01:02:50.800 to a thing
01:02:51.420 that I took
01:02:52.000 oh no
01:02:52.780 something terrible
01:02:53.580 might be happening
01:02:54.360 that's what it took
01:02:55.860 how many people
01:02:57.080 did that happen to
01:02:57.720 and
01:03:01.600 again
01:03:02.240 I'm tying this back
01:03:03.140 to that
01:03:03.740 couple of streams ago
01:03:05.560 when I said
01:03:06.400 these people are victims
01:03:07.420 they didn't
01:03:08.480 willingly engage
01:03:09.760 they were just
01:03:10.920 trying to be like
01:03:11.420 you know
01:03:11.780 a lot of people
01:03:12.140 I just want to be left
01:03:12.780 just let me
01:03:13.340 just
01:03:13.600 you know
01:03:14.200 do my thing
01:03:14.880 I just want to work
01:03:15.500 at my factory
01:03:16.020 and watch hockey
01:03:16.640 I don't give a fuck
01:03:17.320 you know
01:03:17.560 that's a lot of people
01:03:18.720 or I just
01:03:20.900 I'm just going to university
01:03:21.900 like I don't
01:03:22.500 I'm not into the
01:03:23.180 like just leave me alone
01:03:24.420 I'm trying to be a lawyer
01:03:25.300 you know
01:03:25.820 whatever
01:03:26.300 I think it wrapped up
01:03:28.360 in that
01:03:28.540 they didn't see it
01:03:29.340 they never fucking
01:03:30.460 had any clue
01:03:31.100 it was around them
01:03:32.100 nothing
01:03:34.040 and nothing
01:03:34.680 would ever have
01:03:35.360 changed their mind
01:03:36.180 about that
01:03:36.540 because they're so
01:03:37.120 they're so used to it
01:03:38.220 oh this is all normal
01:03:39.360 and totally fine
01:03:40.140 and I don't know
01:03:40.640 what you're talking about
01:03:41.340 they'll refuse to believe it
01:03:43.320 even if you show them
01:03:44.220 evidence
01:03:44.800 look
01:03:45.880 look what's happening
01:03:47.360 nope
01:03:48.000 but it has to come
01:03:49.920 you gotta
01:03:50.280 it has to come
01:03:50.940 as a form
01:03:51.640 as a boot in the face
01:03:52.560 for people like that
01:03:53.700 now I don't mean
01:03:54.460 go kick them
01:03:55.060 I mean
01:03:55.320 it takes like
01:03:56.560 oh my god
01:03:57.140 my
01:03:57.360 ow
01:03:57.920 something bad happened
01:03:59.360 what's going on
01:03:59.880 that's what wakes them up
01:04:01.040 but it's too late
01:04:01.840 you know
01:04:02.360 at that point
01:04:02.840 unfortunately
01:04:03.360 it's the
01:04:05.340 it's exactly
01:04:06.040 what he's describing
01:04:06.620 how are you telling me
01:04:07.540 this hasn't been weaponized
01:04:08.480 of course it has
01:04:09.320 and
01:04:10.200 I mean
01:04:11.560 I'm sure this was
01:04:12.180 the Soviets plan
01:04:13.160 but hasn't it created
01:04:15.100 a very convenient
01:04:16.040 like wow
01:04:16.680 that works
01:04:17.260 that's a great idea
01:04:18.300 let's keep going
01:04:19.040 with this
01:04:19.620 let's keep this going
01:04:21.260 let's see how far
01:04:22.040 we can take
01:04:22.520 boys
01:04:22.920 America
01:04:24.020 let's take the fucking
01:04:25.540 world down
01:04:26.420 what do you think
01:04:27.960 hey
01:04:28.740 let's just apply this
01:04:30.540 everywhere
01:04:31.160 and
01:04:33.260 and let's just
01:04:33.860 take it all
01:04:34.440 it's provided
01:04:36.540 the conditions for it
01:04:37.560 for
01:04:38.340 for crazy
01:04:39.000 for people like that
01:04:39.980 to
01:04:40.140 oh look
01:04:41.140 I know
01:04:41.760 oh look
01:04:42.120 you know what that is
01:04:42.780 what's that called
01:04:43.580 what's that called Kevin
01:04:44.700 it's called an opportunity
01:04:46.020 and we here
01:04:47.100 are big business man
01:04:48.120 big billionaire
01:04:49.340 big old
01:04:50.080 build it back
01:04:50.720 better
01:04:51.060 butter baby
01:04:51.960 oh they
01:04:53.860 oh
01:04:54.540 they love an
01:04:55.760 they love a business
01:04:56.800 opportunity don't they
01:04:57.540 nothing ever goes
01:04:58.700 by them does it
01:04:59.520 every
01:05:00.080 they
01:05:00.440 these are the kinds of guys
01:05:01.380 that pick a penny up
01:05:02.100 off the ground
01:05:02.600 you know what I'm saying
01:05:03.220 when the military boot
01:05:08.280 crashes his balls
01:05:09.580 then he will understand
01:05:10.940 but not before that
01:05:12.180 that's the tragic
01:05:12.900 of the situation
01:05:13.720 of demoralization
01:05:14.620 the next stage
01:05:16.700 is destabilization
01:05:17.820 this time
01:05:19.100 subverter
01:05:19.920 does not care
01:05:20.980 about your ideas
01:05:22.160 and the patterns
01:05:22.840 of your consumption
01:05:23.740 whether you eat
01:05:24.660 junk food
01:05:25.220 and get fat
01:05:25.960 and flabby
01:05:26.500 doesn't matter anymore
01:05:27.480 this time
01:05:28.700 and it takes
01:05:29.500 only from two
01:05:30.120 to five years
01:05:30.840 to destabilize
01:05:31.720 a nation
01:05:32.180 it's
01:05:34.060 what matters
01:05:35.000 is essentials
01:05:35.920 this stage
01:05:37.140 in our case
01:05:37.900 was the years
01:05:39.320 leading up to
01:05:40.240 the pandemic
01:05:40.900 in the Trump
01:05:42.440 years
01:05:42.960 because before
01:05:44.560 that
01:05:45.060 things were
01:05:47.460 you know
01:05:47.900 not great
01:05:48.520 but I mean
01:05:49.400 man
01:05:49.740 did they ever
01:05:50.280 take a turn
01:05:50.880 didn't they
01:05:51.380 when Trump
01:05:52.060 got like
01:05:52.320 shit got serious
01:05:53.580 all of a sudden
01:05:54.260 and people
01:05:54.780 are stopped
01:05:55.220 they're not
01:05:55.520 friends anymore
01:05:56.140 now
01:05:56.540 like
01:05:57.020 it's not
01:05:57.660 it got
01:05:58.500 it got vicious
01:05:59.200 and the country
01:06:00.060 got a little
01:06:00.740 destabilized
01:06:01.640 a little bit
01:06:02.520 got a little
01:06:03.320 polarized
01:06:04.060 I mean
01:06:06.240 there was the
01:06:06.800 whole
01:06:07.080 I mean
01:06:07.900 if people
01:06:08.960 are generally
01:06:09.600 satisfied
01:06:10.460 with how things
01:06:11.140 are going
01:06:11.540 they don't
01:06:12.280 normally
01:06:12.900 show up
01:06:13.720 as a million
01:06:15.080 people outside
01:06:15.840 the Capitol
01:06:16.320 building
01:06:16.760 you know
01:06:17.640 that doesn't
01:06:19.760 normally happen
01:06:20.480 if everything's
01:06:21.160 going well
01:06:21.840 unless there's
01:06:24.360 a massive
01:06:24.660 celebration
01:06:25.000 because they
01:06:25.480 didn't look
01:06:25.820 happy
01:06:26.180 you know
01:06:26.720 an angry
01:06:27.760 mob is
01:06:28.260 forming outside
01:06:28.940 sir
01:06:29.260 how many
01:06:29.800 a million
01:06:30.420 oh
01:06:31.100 that's so
01:06:31.640 many people
01:06:32.400 and then
01:06:35.420 a crisis
01:06:36.280 is the next
01:06:36.880 stage
01:06:37.080 destabilization
01:06:37.760 and crisis
01:06:38.400 was there a
01:06:42.020 crisis recently
01:06:42.880 last couple
01:06:45.600 years
01:06:45.940 was there an
01:06:46.460 emergency
01:06:46.900 maybe
01:06:48.080 something like
01:06:49.020 that
01:06:49.320 no
01:06:52.240 economy
01:06:53.520 foreign
01:06:54.180 relations
01:06:54.820 defense
01:06:55.360 systems
01:06:55.940 and you
01:06:57.860 can see
01:06:58.280 it quite
01:06:58.660 clearly
01:06:59.100 that in
01:06:59.800 some areas
01:07:00.680 where did
01:07:02.360 all the
01:07:02.680 woke
01:07:02.980 mind
01:07:03.440 virus
01:07:03.820 shit
01:07:04.020 go the
01:07:04.340 hardest
01:07:04.640 economy
01:07:05.400 defense
01:07:06.680 systems
01:07:07.280 foreign
01:07:08.540 relations
01:07:09.180 interesting
01:07:10.660 in such
01:07:12.200 sensitive
01:07:12.700 areas
01:07:13.120 as
01:07:13.380 defense
01:07:14.880 and
01:07:15.720 economy
01:07:16.260 the
01:07:17.440 influence
01:07:18.400 of Marxist
01:07:19.080 Leninist
01:07:19.520 ideas
01:07:19.940 in the
01:07:20.200 United
01:07:20.440 States
01:07:20.840 is
01:07:21.160 absolutely
01:07:21.940 fantastic
01:07:22.580 I could
01:07:23.380 never
01:07:23.620 believe it
01:07:24.080 14 years
01:07:24.680 ago
01:07:24.900 when I
01:07:25.260 landed
01:07:25.540 in this
01:07:26.720 part of
01:07:27.100 the world
01:07:27.480 that the
01:07:28.360 process
01:07:28.660 will go
01:07:29.060 that fast
01:07:29.920 the next
01:07:31.720 stage of
01:07:32.180 course
01:07:32.320 is crisis
01:07:32.940 it may
01:07:33.920 take only
01:07:34.520 up to
01:07:35.020 six weeks
01:07:35.540 to bring
01:07:36.440 a country
01:07:36.860 to the
01:07:37.280 verge
01:07:37.500 of crisis
01:07:38.040 or two
01:07:38.400 weeks
01:07:38.580 to flatten the
01:07:39.080 curve
01:07:39.200 in Central
01:07:39.660 America
01:07:40.020 now
01:07:40.320 and after
01:07:41.640 crisis
01:07:42.140 with a
01:07:42.720 violent
01:07:43.040 change
01:07:43.560 of power
01:07:44.320 structure
01:07:45.140 and economy
01:07:45.840 you have
01:07:46.620 so called
01:07:47.140 the period
01:07:47.600 of
01:07:47.920 normalization
01:07:49.040 it may
01:07:49.540 last
01:07:49.800 indefinitely
01:07:50.520 normalization
01:07:51.780 is a cynical
01:07:52.420 or maybe
01:07:53.020 a new
01:07:53.440 normal
01:07:53.960 in this
01:07:54.320 case
01:07:54.500 they didn't
01:07:54.780 need to
01:07:55.160 militarily
01:07:55.680 overthrow
01:07:56.160 because
01:07:56.460 this
01:07:57.060 the old
01:07:57.620 Soviet
01:07:57.980 plan
01:07:58.360 and that's
01:07:58.820 probably
01:07:59.220 enough
01:07:59.400 you get
01:07:59.600 the idea
01:07:59.980 was
01:08:02.120 this is
01:08:02.620 how they
01:08:02.880 would weaken
01:08:03.300 countries
01:08:03.720 in preparation
01:08:04.180 for an
01:08:04.720 invasion
01:08:05.220 and the
01:08:06.080 violent
01:08:06.360 overthrow
01:08:06.700 we would
01:08:07.300 fund
01:08:07.940 the
01:08:08.120 revolutionaries
01:08:08.760 in the
01:08:08.940 country
01:08:09.220 they overthrow
01:08:09.940 the government
01:08:10.480 we just
01:08:11.240 roll in
01:08:11.740 hey
01:08:12.240 we're just
01:08:12.940 going to
01:08:13.620 get things
01:08:14.620 under control
01:08:15.240 here
01:08:15.540 you have
01:08:16.720 a Soviet
01:08:17.320 government
01:08:18.100 I think
01:08:18.720 they did
01:08:19.000 they pulled
01:08:19.300 that off
01:08:19.520 in a couple
01:08:19.760 countries
01:08:20.040 Czech Republic
01:08:21.340 Czechoslovakia
01:08:22.080 I think
01:08:22.300 they did
01:08:22.620 in the
01:08:24.080 50s
01:08:25.160 anyway
01:08:26.000 not necessary
01:08:27.600 all these
01:08:27.980 governments
01:08:28.300 are under
01:08:28.720 control
01:08:29.140 so
01:08:30.920 they bring
01:08:32.340 the crisis
01:08:32.820 and then
01:08:33.340 oh
01:08:33.920 we'll just
01:08:34.800 normalize
01:08:35.200 psychologically
01:08:36.260 the steps
01:08:37.940 it's the same
01:08:38.860 pattern
01:08:39.220 it is the
01:08:39.640 exact same
01:08:40.300 pattern
01:08:40.660 do you
01:08:41.520 think
01:08:41.940 that is
01:08:42.400 a coincidence
01:08:43.020 I'm just
01:08:43.880 asking
01:08:44.240 I mean
01:08:48.040 they called
01:08:48.440 it the
01:08:48.720 new
01:08:48.920 normal
01:08:49.360 for god's
01:08:49.980 sakes
01:08:50.240 stage
01:08:50.680 four
01:08:51.020 now
01:08:51.900 you're
01:08:52.100 going to
01:08:52.300 be
01:08:52.540 a bunch
01:08:53.300 of crazy
01:08:53.660 shit
01:08:53.860 happens
01:08:54.280 and now
01:08:55.100 we're
01:08:55.240 going to
01:08:55.440 normalize
01:08:56.140 this
01:08:56.480 we're
01:08:56.940 going to
01:08:57.160 normalize
01:08:57.920 all of
01:08:58.800 the crazy
01:08:59.240 nonsense
01:08:59.640 now
01:09:00.900 it's all
01:09:01.280 just
01:09:01.560 part of
01:09:02.020 life
01:09:02.240 now
01:09:02.620 how many
01:09:07.080 you know
01:09:07.400 and we're
01:09:07.780 going to
01:09:07.900 repeat it
01:09:08.320 a couple
01:09:08.620 of times
01:09:09.040 you know
01:09:09.900 it's a
01:09:10.820 coincidence
01:09:11.220 guys
01:09:11.720 there's
01:09:12.500 a lot
01:09:12.680 of
01:09:12.780 coincidences
01:09:13.420 out
01:09:13.660 there
01:09:13.920 you know
01:09:15.960 and
01:09:18.720 you know
01:09:20.760 I like
01:09:21.200 talking to
01:09:21.600 people
01:09:21.800 and hearing
01:09:22.100 their ideas
01:09:22.600 about
01:09:22.840 coincidences
01:09:23.440 and sometimes
01:09:24.400 I see
01:09:25.000 other
01:09:25.220 interesting
01:09:25.720 ones
01:09:26.360 and
01:09:26.800 this
01:09:28.580 just so
01:09:28.940 happens
01:09:29.200 to be
01:09:29.640 an
01:09:29.900 interesting
01:09:30.220 opinion
01:09:30.560 I found
01:09:30.980 on
01:09:31.220 coincidences
01:09:32.060 if you
01:09:32.380 want to
01:09:32.600 watch
01:09:32.820 this
01:09:33.020 after
01:09:34.540 2023
01:09:35.200 it's
01:09:35.720 now
01:09:35.960 a valid
01:09:36.680 a valid
01:09:38.160 stance
01:09:38.680 to say
01:09:39.120 the
01:09:39.300 Holocaust
01:09:39.660 was
01:09:40.120 nothing
01:09:40.400 more
01:09:40.660 than
01:09:40.800 a
01:09:40.940 coincidence
01:09:41.300 it
01:09:42.220 was
01:09:42.360 unexpected
01:09:43.040 and
01:09:43.960 many
01:09:44.200 people
01:09:44.560 died
01:09:44.880 suddenly
01:09:45.320 but
01:09:46.080 you
01:09:46.220 do
01:09:46.380 not
01:09:46.760 want
01:09:47.020 to
01:09:47.160 make
01:09:47.500 causation
01:09:48.700 instead
01:09:49.080 of
01:09:49.260 correlation
01:09:49.600 is
01:09:51.700 not
01:09:52.080 equal
01:09:52.380 causation
01:09:53.060 so
01:09:54.320 just
01:09:54.660 because
01:09:55.100 a
01:09:55.300 group
01:09:55.500 of
01:09:55.680 people
01:09:56.100 unexpectedly
01:09:57.320 suddenly
01:09:58.080 and
01:09:58.360 coincidentally
01:09:58.940 may have
01:09:59.360 died
01:09:59.720 does
01:10:00.420 not
01:10:00.680 mean
01:10:00.920 you
01:10:01.080 can
01:10:01.260 blame
01:10:01.620 anyone
01:10:02.140 for
01:10:02.520 it
01:10:02.700 that's
01:10:02.960 right
01:10:03.140 no
01:10:03.460 one
01:10:03.740 did
01:10:04.820 it
01:10:05.160 it's
01:10:06.060 just
01:10:06.280 the
01:10:06.500 way
01:10:06.880 these
01:10:07.920 things
01:10:08.280 happen
01:10:08.780 it's
01:10:09.420 exactly
01:10:09.780 you know
01:10:10.120 our hearts
01:10:10.620 go out
01:10:11.040 to the
01:10:11.300 family
01:10:11.700 yada
01:10:12.000 yada
01:10:12.340 and
01:10:12.820 we
01:10:13.040 will
01:10:13.200 develop
01:10:13.520 a
01:10:13.700 vaccine
01:10:14.160 to
01:10:14.900 make
01:10:15.100 sure
01:10:15.280 it
01:10:15.420 does
01:10:15.560 not
01:10:15.860 happen
01:10:16.160 again
01:10:16.600 excellent
01:10:19.620 ruthless
01:10:26.000 Owen
01:10:26.420 Benjamin
01:10:26.800 you know
01:10:28.780 I thought
01:10:29.120 that was
01:10:29.380 a good
01:10:29.620 one
01:10:29.840 alright
01:10:30.980 so
01:10:31.940 anyway
01:10:33.000 that
01:10:33.360 took me
01:10:34.020 about
01:10:34.200 an
01:10:34.320 hour
01:10:34.500 to
01:10:34.660 explain
01:10:35.120 probably
01:10:36.240 going
01:10:36.400 to
01:10:36.420 be
01:10:36.520 World
01:10:36.740 War
01:10:36.940 3
01:10:37.240 it's
01:10:37.820 not
01:10:38.040 going
01:10:38.160 to
01:10:38.240 go
01:10:38.420 well
01:10:38.780 I
01:10:39.160 would
01:10:39.320 argue
01:10:39.540 we've
01:10:39.780 already
01:10:39.980 lost
01:10:40.480 and
01:10:41.360 you know
01:10:42.700 things
01:10:43.200 things are
01:10:43.800 not
01:10:44.080 doing
01:10:44.420 we're not
01:10:44.980 doing
01:10:45.220 great
01:10:45.540 kid
01:10:45.860 so
01:10:47.500 I
01:10:47.720 can't
01:10:47.960 wait
01:10:48.180 this
01:10:48.400 guy
01:10:48.560 we're
01:10:48.840 gonna
01:10:49.040 stand
01:10:49.440 up
01:10:49.680 to
01:10:49.860 Russia
01:10:50.180 oh
01:10:50.540 my
01:10:50.760 god
01:10:51.060 you're
01:10:51.200 gonna
01:10:51.280 stand
01:10:51.540 up
01:10:51.660 on
01:10:51.760 two
01:10:51.880 broken
01:10:52.180 legs
01:10:52.620 and
01:10:53.640 you're
01:10:53.740 not
01:10:53.840 gonna
01:10:53.940 know
01:10:54.200 it
01:10:54.320 until
01:10:54.540 it
01:10:54.660 happens
01:10:55.120 I'll
01:11:01.940 send
01:11:02.200 the
01:11:02.420 army
01:11:02.800 there's
01:11:03.380 no
01:11:03.580 one
01:11:03.720 back
01:11:03.960 there
01:11:04.240 there's
01:11:04.560 no
01:11:04.820 one
01:11:04.960 back
01:11:05.200 there
01:11:05.520 whoops
01:11:06.700 whoops
01:11:08.580 maybe
01:11:12.700 they'll
01:11:12.960 just
01:11:13.200 weaken
01:11:13.780 the
01:11:14.060 world's
01:11:14.420 army
01:11:14.600 maybe
01:11:15.040 they'll
01:11:15.280 just
01:11:15.460 keep
01:11:16.180 escalating
01:11:16.820 this
01:11:16.980 proxy
01:11:17.340 war
01:11:17.660 and
01:11:18.340 make
01:11:18.540 this
01:11:18.760 endless
01:11:19.140 meat
01:11:19.480 grinder
01:11:19.840 to the
01:11:20.160 point
01:11:20.360 where
01:11:20.500 it's
01:11:20.640 like
01:11:20.780 everybody's
01:11:21.440 just
01:11:21.580 out
01:11:21.800 of
01:11:21.920 guns
01:11:22.140 and
01:11:22.280 weapons
01:11:22.540 everywhere
01:11:22.820 it's
01:11:23.000 like
01:11:23.120 it's
01:11:24.360 just
01:11:24.540 decimation
01:11:25.560 like
01:11:26.420 the
01:11:26.640 first
01:11:26.860 world
01:11:27.100 war
01:11:27.320 it's
01:11:27.440 like
01:11:28.500 every
01:11:28.760 few
01:11:29.040 years
01:11:29.340 how
01:11:29.680 many
01:11:29.860 people
01:11:30.560 has
01:11:30.740 been
01:11:31.040 now
01:11:31.360 you
01:11:31.740 know
01:11:31.980 maybe
01:11:34.080 that's
01:11:34.340 what
01:11:34.460 they're
01:11:34.580 up
01:11:34.720 to
01:11:34.900 and
01:11:36.440 then
01:11:36.580 it's
01:11:36.740 like
01:11:36.860 listen
01:11:37.140 we gotta
01:11:37.460 stop
01:11:37.780 and
01:11:37.920 rebuild
01:11:38.340 we need
01:11:38.620 to
01:11:38.720 rebuild
01:11:39.020 a
01:11:39.240 global
01:11:39.740 army
01:11:40.300 under
01:11:41.600 the
01:11:41.740 control
01:11:42.240 of
01:11:42.500 Klaus
01:11:42.920 Schwab
01:11:43.440 you know
01:11:43.780 like
01:11:43.960 oh
01:11:44.200 good
01:11:44.600 that's
01:11:46.640 a great
01:11:47.120 idea
01:11:47.620 we should
01:11:48.080 do
01:11:48.280 that
01:11:48.960 Karen
01:11:50.640 Kieran
01:11:52.320 KK
01:11:56.080 Kieran
01:11:57.440 Ken
01:11:57.820 I always
01:11:58.940 struggle
01:11:59.180 with this
01:11:59.400 name
01:11:59.560 I don't
01:11:59.700 know
01:11:59.800 why
01:12:00.000 says
01:12:00.300 the
01:12:00.440 deputy
01:12:00.700 prime
01:12:00.980 minister's
01:12:01.340 office
01:12:01.580 has
01:12:01.840 confirmed
01:12:02.980 they
01:12:03.220 have
01:12:03.420 chartered
01:12:04.060 two
01:12:04.400 private
01:12:05.000 jets
01:12:05.380 for
01:12:06.900 Davos
01:12:07.240 two
01:12:07.640 wow
01:12:08.320 that's
01:12:09.200 more than
01:12:10.060 zero
01:12:10.520 two private
01:12:11.940 jets
01:12:12.220 is a lot
01:12:12.620 more than
01:12:12.940 zero
01:12:13.220 and how
01:12:14.080 many people
01:12:14.440 fit on
01:12:14.740 you know
01:12:15.140 I would
01:12:15.580 imagine
01:12:15.880 that's
01:12:16.100 what
01:12:16.280 at least
01:12:16.900 50
01:12:17.220 people
01:12:17.580 potentially
01:12:18.980 40
01:12:19.440 I mean
01:12:21.040 they're
01:12:21.160 pretty big
01:12:21.620 I've
01:12:21.840 seen
01:12:22.580 pictures
01:12:22.920 there's
01:12:23.240 a good
01:12:23.460 dozen
01:12:23.800 or
01:12:23.980 maybe
01:12:24.420 20
01:12:24.720 I don't
01:12:25.100 know
01:12:25.220 how many
01:12:25.420 people
01:12:25.560 fit
01:12:25.760 in
01:12:25.840 one
01:12:25.920 of
01:12:25.980 these
01:12:26.080 how
01:12:26.200 many
01:12:26.340 is
01:12:26.500 that
01:12:26.680 I
01:12:27.840 wouldn't
01:12:28.100 know
01:12:28.380 I'm
01:12:28.540 not
01:12:28.700 a
01:12:28.960 globe
01:12:29.360 trotting
01:12:29.880 you know
01:12:30.840 bourgeoisie
01:12:32.760 debutante
01:12:33.520 fucking
01:12:33.980 thief
01:12:35.320 flying
01:12:35.800 piece
01:12:36.160 of shit
01:12:36.460 I don't
01:12:36.740 I don't
01:12:37.060 know
01:12:37.260 I don't
01:12:37.800 know
01:12:37.980 how many
01:12:38.300 people
01:12:38.560 fit
01:12:38.740 on
01:12:38.860 your
01:12:39.000 goddamn
01:12:39.320 planes
01:12:39.520 I know
01:12:39.960 you got
01:12:40.200 room
01:12:40.400 for
01:12:40.580 caviar
01:12:41.220 a lot
01:12:41.980 of
01:12:42.120 alcohol
01:12:42.640 you know
01:12:45.120 so
01:12:46.220 there's
01:12:47.500 judging
01:12:49.500 by the
01:12:49.860 amount
01:12:50.140 of
01:12:50.380 the
01:12:51.120 the
01:12:51.420 receipts
01:12:52.760 for the
01:12:52.980 amount
01:12:53.100 of
01:12:53.200 booze
01:12:53.500 that
01:12:53.600 they
01:12:53.700 consume
01:12:54.040 on
01:12:54.180 these
01:12:54.300 trips
01:12:54.580 I'm
01:12:55.420 going
01:12:55.540 to
01:12:55.640 say
01:12:55.860 there's
01:12:56.560 a few
01:12:56.840 people
01:12:57.140 on
01:12:57.300 that
01:12:57.440 plane
01:12:57.680 or
01:12:58.980 one
01:12:59.440 very
01:12:59.960 very
01:13:00.520 thirsty
01:13:00.980 man
01:13:01.440 so
01:13:05.560 good
01:13:05.900 one
01:13:06.700 plane
01:13:07.060 to
01:13:07.260 carry
01:13:07.560 her
01:13:07.880 and
01:13:08.060 her
01:13:08.200 staff
01:13:08.560 the
01:13:08.740 other
01:13:09.000 jet
01:13:09.240 is
01:13:09.480 tasked
01:13:09.980 to
01:13:10.100 transport
01:13:10.700 her
01:13:10.920 cellulite
01:13:11.460 see
01:13:12.020 I knew
01:13:12.540 there would
01:13:12.800 be a
01:13:13.000 good
01:13:13.100 reason
01:13:13.500 no one
01:13:17.920 should be
01:13:18.640 going to
01:13:18.960 this
01:13:19.140 there's
01:13:19.340 no
01:13:19.680 reason
01:13:20.220 you know
01:13:21.260 the
01:13:21.960 concern
01:13:22.240 is like
01:13:22.480 we're
01:13:22.660 not
01:13:22.900 sending
01:13:23.180 anybody
01:13:23.680 I'm
01:13:23.880 like
01:13:24.020 oh
01:13:24.320 wow
01:13:24.800 you did
01:13:25.420 the
01:13:25.600 bare
01:13:25.880 minimum
01:13:26.260 good
01:13:26.700 for
01:13:26.980 you
01:13:27.420 you
01:13:28.100 just
01:13:28.340 didn't
01:13:28.900 participate
01:13:29.640 sorta
01:13:31.440 oh
01:13:34.600 wow
01:13:34.900 you're
01:13:35.140 a
01:13:35.280 fucking
01:13:35.480 hero
01:13:35.700 you want
01:13:36.000 me to
01:13:36.200 send you
01:13:36.460 my medals
01:13:36.960 in the
01:13:37.220 mail
01:13:37.500 holy
01:13:38.040 shit
01:13:38.340 the
01:13:38.520 bravery
01:13:39.000 oh
01:13:39.500 wow
01:13:39.980 that
01:13:40.240 it
01:13:40.440 took
01:13:40.920 to
01:13:42.140 do
01:13:42.280 the
01:13:42.420 bare
01:13:42.680 minimum
01:13:42.960 I
01:13:43.240 just
01:13:43.460 they
01:13:43.920 just
01:13:44.100 continue
01:13:44.440 to
01:13:44.620 blow
01:13:44.780 my
01:13:44.980 hair
01:13:45.180 back
01:13:45.440 you
01:13:45.580 know
01:13:45.640 what
01:13:45.720 I
01:13:45.760 mean
01:13:45.880 that's
01:13:46.080 why
01:13:46.200 I
01:13:46.320 love
01:13:46.500 the
01:13:46.620 conservatives
01:13:46.960 so
01:13:47.240 much
01:13:47.500 because
01:13:47.940 they're
01:13:48.080 just
01:13:48.300 so
01:13:48.760 effective
01:13:49.280 at
01:13:49.740 resisting
01:13:50.500 you know
01:13:51.280 they're
01:13:54.800 on
01:13:58.920 every
01:13:59.760 name
01:14:00.220 me
01:14:00.380 one
01:14:00.760 issue
01:14:01.180 one
01:14:01.920 that
01:14:02.340 they're
01:14:03.120 winning
01:14:03.480 that
01:14:03.900 they're
01:14:04.100 getting
01:14:04.780 that
01:14:05.320 things
01:14:05.700 are
01:14:05.840 going
01:14:06.080 their
01:14:06.280 way
01:14:06.500 on
01:14:06.620 that
01:14:06.780 issue
01:14:07.020 name
01:14:07.740 me
01:14:07.940 one
01:14:08.220 I
01:14:13.420 have
01:14:13.600 time
01:14:13.960 to look
01:14:14.340 at my
01:14:14.620 wrist
01:14:14.880 where
01:14:15.040 there's
01:14:15.220 no
01:14:15.440 watch
01:14:15.860 because
01:14:16.360 I
01:14:16.560 know
01:14:16.700 I
01:14:16.880 can
01:14:17.020 go
01:14:17.220 get
01:14:17.560 a
01:14:17.700 watch
01:14:18.060 and
01:14:18.220 come
01:14:18.420 back
01:14:18.760 and
01:14:18.900 then
01:14:19.040 look
01:14:19.300 at
01:14:19.480 it
01:14:19.560 and
01:14:19.700 you're
01:14:19.840 still
01:14:20.040 not
01:14:20.200 going
01:14:20.320 to
01:14:20.380 have
01:14:20.520 an
01:14:20.620 answer
01:14:20.940 because
01:14:21.700 there
01:14:21.860 is
01:14:22.000 one
01:14:22.260 oh
01:14:26.840 we
01:14:27.140 we
01:14:27.600 it ain't
01:14:28.120 good
01:14:28.380 it's
01:14:28.780 not
01:14:28.980 good
01:14:29.240 man
01:14:29.660 short
01:14:30.080 and long
01:14:30.380 he says
01:14:30.660 Canada
01:14:30.940 has a
01:14:31.340 lot
01:14:31.540 to offer
01:14:32.020 stinky
01:14:32.560 beavers
01:14:33.060 for example
01:14:33.600 I'm
01:14:35.120 I'm
01:14:35.620 I'm
01:14:36.560 piling
01:14:36.980 over
01:14:37.180 the
01:14:37.300 button
01:14:37.580 he says
01:14:38.940 just look
01:14:39.280 at Ottawa
01:14:39.640 they might
01:14:40.040 be dyed
01:14:40.460 green
01:14:40.900 oh
01:14:41.380 don't
01:14:55.920 don't
01:14:57.280 don't
01:14:57.300 do
01:14:57.660 don't
01:14:58.480 do
01:14:58.640 stuff
01:14:58.900 like
01:14:59.080 that
01:14:59.340 that's
01:14:59.660 not
01:14:59.800 cool
01:15:00.040 man
01:15:00.400 it's
01:15:03.660 coming
01:15:03.860 back
01:15:04.120 up
01:15:04.380 Mr.
01:15:05.020 Chow
01:15:05.240 says
01:15:05.460 we
01:15:05.640 do
01:15:05.940 love
01:15:06.440 his
01:15:07.500 Nova
01:15:07.700 Scotian
01:15:08.120 lobster
01:15:08.460 but
01:15:09.040 how
01:15:09.280 did
01:15:09.480 you
01:15:09.580 know
01:15:09.740 oh
01:15:10.000 she
01:15:10.260 shit
01:15:10.680 there's
01:15:11.040 one of
01:15:11.340 them
01:15:11.440 in
01:15:11.600 here
01:15:11.820 already
01:15:12.200 I
01:15:13.380 forgot
01:15:13.700 Mr.
01:15:14.140 Chow
01:15:14.400 was
01:15:14.560 one
01:15:14.700 of
01:15:14.780 them
01:15:14.920 tell
01:15:15.460 us
01:15:15.640 your
01:15:15.800 plans
01:15:16.280 Chow
01:15:16.880 how
01:15:20.180 dare
01:15:20.580 you
01:15:20.740 just
01:15:21.000 sit
01:15:21.340 there
01:15:21.640 Chow
01:15:22.100 how
01:15:26.620 dare
01:15:26.940 you
01:15:27.100 just
01:15:27.360 sit
01:15:27.680 there
01:15:28.020 and
01:15:28.200 act
01:15:28.420 like
01:15:28.780 you know
01:15:30.020 nobody's
01:15:30.360 gonna
01:15:30.500 notice
01:15:30.860 nobody's
01:15:31.080 gonna
01:15:31.200 care
01:15:31.540 just
01:15:31.760 openly
01:15:32.240 like
01:15:32.580 I'm
01:15:32.760 one
01:15:32.900 of
01:15:32.980 them
01:15:33.140 I'm
01:15:33.680 you know
01:15:35.060 just
01:15:35.320 sitting
01:15:35.660 there
01:15:36.660 eating
01:15:38.440 your
01:15:38.680 lobster
01:15:39.260 there's
01:15:43.940 spies
01:15:44.300 everywhere
01:15:44.880 would
01:15:51.500 you like
01:15:51.780 another
01:15:52.160 lobster
01:15:52.980 I'm sure
01:16:03.080 he's not
01:16:03.360 one of
01:16:03.640 those
01:16:03.980 ones
01:16:04.340 how
01:16:07.700 did
01:16:07.880 you
01:16:08.000 know
01:16:08.240 because
01:16:08.480 I
01:16:08.640 live
01:16:08.820 in
01:16:08.920 Nova
01:16:09.100 Scotia
01:16:09.560 and
01:16:09.800 they
01:16:10.020 sell
01:16:10.760 an
01:16:11.380 insane
01:16:11.900 amount
01:16:12.300 of
01:16:12.480 lobster
01:16:12.860 here
01:16:13.140 to
01:16:13.360 China
01:16:13.740 it's
01:16:14.140 crazy
01:16:14.720 like
01:16:15.000 they're
01:16:15.140 the
01:16:15.260 number
01:16:15.400 one
01:16:15.580 customer
01:16:15.940 I
01:16:16.100 think
01:16:16.260 now
01:16:16.540 like
01:16:18.340 not
01:16:18.560 our
01:16:18.740 own
01:16:18.920 people
01:16:19.320 not
01:16:19.700 like
01:16:19.900 Toronto
01:16:20.340 it's
01:16:20.900 like
01:16:21.200 somebody's
01:16:21.920 like
01:16:22.040 that's
01:16:22.380 why
01:16:22.500 lobster
01:16:22.900 is
01:16:23.040 so
01:16:23.160 expensive
01:16:23.540 did
01:16:23.760 you
01:16:23.840 know
01:16:23.960 that
01:16:24.260 so
01:16:27.100 he's
01:16:27.200 like
01:16:27.300 hey
01:16:27.540 what
01:16:27.800 are
01:16:27.880 you
01:16:27.900 guys
01:16:28.040 lobsters
01:16:28.420 over
01:16:28.560 there
01:16:28.720 like
01:16:28.880 I
01:16:29.080 know
01:16:29.300 they're
01:16:29.460 a
01:16:29.560 million
01:16:29.820 dollars
01:16:30.160 each
01:16:30.500 why
01:16:31.860 why
01:16:32.140 I'm
01:16:32.760 taking
01:16:32.960 these
01:16:33.140 all
01:16:33.380 to
01:16:33.520 China
01:16:33.800 right
01:16:34.080 now
01:16:34.340 for
01:16:34.500 a
01:16:34.620 million
01:16:34.800 dollars
01:16:34.980 you
01:16:35.120 want
01:16:35.300 one
01:16:35.560 it's
01:16:36.180 going
01:16:36.260 to
01:16:36.340 cost
01:16:36.600 you
01:16:36.780 but
01:16:37.360 I'm
01:16:37.480 going
01:16:37.680 to
01:16:37.860 China
01:16:38.120 all
01:16:38.460 of
01:16:39.060 this
01:16:39.260 is
01:16:39.860 going
01:16:40.000 to
01:16:40.120 China
01:16:40.380 all
01:16:40.920 of
01:16:41.020 this
01:16:41.160 the
01:16:41.300 whole
01:16:41.480 sea
01:16:41.780 there's
01:16:42.540 a
01:16:42.680 giant
01:16:43.040 vacuum
01:16:43.560 that's
01:16:43.860 just
01:16:44.020 sucking
01:16:44.460 the
01:16:44.660 entire
01:16:45.060 basin
01:16:45.520 right
01:16:46.740 off
01:16:47.020 the
01:16:47.180 deck
01:16:47.500 right
01:16:47.920 off
01:16:48.140 the
01:16:48.280 ocean
01:16:48.540 floor
01:16:48.840 and
01:16:49.140 it's
01:16:49.340 going
01:16:49.600 to
01:16:49.760 China
01:16:50.060 they
01:16:50.360 want
01:16:50.620 it
01:16:50.740 all
01:16:51.020 they
01:16:59.560 because
01:16:59.920 they
01:17:00.180 need
01:17:00.480 the
01:17:00.680 fish
01:17:00.900 and
01:17:01.020 they
01:17:01.140 need
01:17:01.380 it
01:17:01.480 now
01:17:01.800 that's
01:17:02.380 how
01:17:02.520 bad
01:17:02.860 this
01:17:03.080 is
01:17:03.620 Kevin
01:17:04.320 if
01:17:05.040 you
01:17:05.260 want
01:17:05.500 to
01:17:05.620 intern
01:17:06.060 if
01:17:06.700 you
01:17:06.880 want
01:17:07.080 to
01:17:07.160 be
01:17:07.300 a
01:17:07.460 deck
01:17:07.680 hand
01:17:08.020 you're
01:17:08.480 going
01:17:08.660 to
01:17:08.800 have
01:17:09.000 to
01:17:09.160 show up
01:17:10.280 to
01:17:10.380 work
01:17:10.580 on
01:17:10.720 time
01:17:10.940 and
01:17:11.300 second
01:17:11.640 of
01:17:11.840 all
01:17:12.140 understand
01:17:13.060 that
01:17:13.740 we
01:17:13.920 never
01:17:14.300 stop
01:17:14.720 feeding
01:17:15.040 the
01:17:15.240 giant
01:17:15.560 vacuum
01:17:16.040 sucking
01:17:16.380 sound
01:17:16.720 that
01:17:16.900 is
01:17:17.060 China
01:17:17.360 eating
01:17:17.680 all
01:17:18.180 of
01:17:18.740 our
01:17:19.220 sea
01:17:20.020 creatures
01:17:20.400 that
01:17:20.680 is
01:17:20.800 God
01:17:21.740 now
01:17:22.100 do
01:17:22.220 you
01:17:22.240 understand
01:17:22.620 if
01:17:22.980 you're
01:17:23.060 not
01:17:23.200 feeding
01:17:23.460 that
01:17:23.660 24
01:17:23.960 7
01:17:24.280 you
01:17:25.260 cannot
01:17:25.580 work
01:17:25.940 here
01:17:26.180 anyway
01:17:29.300 that's
01:17:30.420 I
01:17:30.520 just
01:17:30.660 basically
01:17:31.080 to the
01:17:31.580 best
01:17:31.760 of my
01:17:31.940 ability
01:17:32.220 summarize
01:17:32.680 the
01:17:33.000 Nova
01:17:33.180 Scotia
01:17:33.580 lobster
01:17:33.920 fishing
01:17:34.260 industry
01:17:34.740 I
01:17:40.220 don't
01:17:40.660 know
01:17:40.780 if it's
01:17:40.960 quite
01:17:41.160 that
01:17:41.340 bad
01:17:41.620 but
01:17:41.800 it's
01:17:42.200 a lot
01:17:43.100 yeah
01:17:43.440 China's
01:17:46.980 just
01:17:47.180 it's
01:17:49.080 just
01:17:49.240 I
01:17:49.900 mean
01:17:50.040 it's
01:17:50.240 like
01:17:50.680 Gallipoli
01:17:53.060 in
01:17:53.340 there
01:17:53.540 there's
01:17:53.840 just
01:17:54.000 lobsters
01:17:54.500 just
01:17:54.660 getting
01:17:54.800 thrown
01:17:55.100 in
01:17:55.380 and
01:17:55.500 ground
01:17:55.800 up
01:17:56.000 instantly
01:17:56.440 they
01:17:56.680 don't
01:17:56.800 last
01:17:57.060 a
01:17:57.200 second
01:17:57.440 they're
01:18:00.280 just
01:18:00.440 airdropping
01:18:01.100 them
01:18:01.320 from
01:18:02.200 planes
01:18:02.620 and
01:18:02.820 Chinese
01:18:03.140 people
01:18:03.380 just
01:18:03.540 come
01:18:03.660 out
01:18:03.780 to
01:18:03.860 the
01:18:03.980 street
01:18:04.240 and
01:18:05.280 they
01:18:05.400 just
01:18:05.560 eat
01:18:05.780 them
01:18:06.020 gone
01:18:07.660 alive
01:18:08.680 alive
01:18:09.280 I saw
01:18:09.800 a video
01:18:10.080 the other
01:18:10.360 day
01:18:10.520 on
01:18:10.660 Facebook
01:18:11.000 it
01:18:11.580 was
01:18:11.740 this
01:18:11.960 this
01:18:12.500 was
01:18:12.680 the
01:18:12.820 most
01:18:12.980 disgusting
01:18:13.440 thing
01:18:13.740 I've
01:18:13.920 seen
01:18:14.080 in
01:18:14.200 years
01:18:14.420 and
01:18:14.620 I
01:18:14.800 haven't
01:18:15.600 I'm
01:18:16.620 pretty
01:18:16.800 hard
01:18:17.080 to
01:18:17.240 like
01:18:17.520 I
01:18:18.560 told
01:18:18.860 you
01:18:18.960 the
01:18:19.100 sausage
01:18:19.360 story
01:18:19.700 in
01:18:19.880 jail
01:18:20.140 that
01:18:20.360 didn't
01:18:20.500 even
01:18:20.660 bother
01:18:20.900 me
01:18:21.140 I
01:18:21.760 was
01:18:21.900 just
01:18:22.100 like
01:18:22.360 you
01:18:23.060 guys
01:18:23.240 are
01:18:23.360 depraved
01:18:23.860 you know
01:18:24.260 you
01:18:24.800 you're
01:18:25.220 not
01:18:25.380 you're
01:18:25.560 not
01:18:25.680 okay
01:18:25.900 in
01:18:26.020 the
01:18:26.080 head
01:18:26.240 you know
01:18:27.040 somebody
01:18:28.040 that
01:18:28.180 missed
01:18:28.420 that
01:18:28.680 I
01:18:29.120 was
01:18:29.320 in
01:18:29.480 jail
01:18:29.720 and
01:18:31.080 for
01:18:31.300 fun
01:18:31.660 some
01:18:32.920 of
01:18:33.020 the
01:18:33.100 guys
01:18:33.420 tricked
01:18:33.720 another
01:18:33.980 guy
01:18:34.320 into
01:18:34.580 shoving
01:18:34.880 three
01:18:35.180 sausages
01:18:35.660 up
01:18:36.100 his
01:18:36.260 ass
01:18:36.680 he
01:18:36.820 thought
01:18:37.000 it
01:18:37.080 was
01:18:37.180 drugs
01:18:37.580 it
01:18:37.720 was
01:18:37.840 all
01:18:38.040 taped
01:18:38.300 up
01:18:38.500 and
01:18:38.600 he
01:18:38.680 was
01:18:38.800 gonna
01:18:38.940 get
01:18:39.200 some
01:18:39.400 of
01:18:39.500 those
01:18:39.660 drugs
01:18:40.000 no
01:18:40.740 why
01:18:41.140 they
01:18:41.300 do
01:18:41.460 it
01:18:41.580 just
01:18:41.820 because
01:18:42.420 you
01:18:43.140 know
01:18:43.360 and
01:18:44.240 then
01:18:44.340 they
01:18:44.480 took
01:18:44.660 the
01:18:44.820 sausages
01:18:45.120 and
01:18:45.380 fed
01:18:45.880 them
01:18:46.020 to
01:18:46.160 someone
01:18:46.360 else
01:18:46.660 you
01:18:47.460 know
01:18:47.680 ass
01:18:49.440 sausages
01:18:49.800 ate
01:18:50.700 them
01:18:50.800 up
01:18:50.980 he
01:18:51.200 ate
01:18:51.340 them
01:18:51.420 up
01:18:51.600 and
01:18:53.940 then
01:18:54.080 the
01:18:54.260 ass
01:18:54.900 sausage
01:18:55.240 guy
01:18:55.500 thought
01:18:55.820 well
01:18:55.980 I
01:18:56.140 should
01:18:56.300 have
01:18:56.400 to
01:18:56.500 shove
01:18:56.700 something
01:18:57.000 else
01:18:57.200 up
01:18:57.300 someone
01:18:57.520 else's
01:18:57.900 ass
01:18:58.140 or else
01:18:58.360 I
01:18:58.560 look
01:18:58.780 I
01:18:58.980 mean
01:18:59.140 I'm
01:18:59.800 the
01:18:59.880 only
01:19:00.000 one
01:19:00.180 with
01:19:00.300 shit
01:19:00.480 gun
01:19:00.620 up
01:19:00.720 my
01:19:00.860 ass
01:19:01.040 I
01:19:01.160 gotta
01:19:01.260 do
01:19:09.200 this
01:19:09.320 was
01:19:09.340 just
01:19:09.520 Tuesday
01:19:09.920 in
01:19:10.240 jail
01:19:10.460 and
01:19:10.600 I'm
01:19:10.700 just
01:19:10.860 like
01:19:11.040 reading
01:19:11.280 a
01:19:11.400 book
01:19:11.580 like
01:19:11.800 what
01:19:13.320 are
01:19:13.420 they
01:19:13.520 doing
01:19:13.700 now
01:19:14.000 oh
01:19:14.460 he
01:19:14.620 has
01:19:14.760 to
01:19:14.880 shove
01:19:15.100 his
01:19:15.320 hand
01:19:15.800 up
01:19:15.940 that
01:19:16.080 guy's
01:19:16.320 ass
01:19:16.580 or
01:19:16.780 else
01:19:16.960 he's
01:19:17.140 gay
01:19:17.320 he's
01:19:19.320 like
01:19:19.480 what
01:19:19.800 I'm
01:19:19.960 like
01:19:20.080 yeah
01:19:20.280 well
01:19:20.660 you
01:19:20.860 should
01:19:21.020 have
01:19:21.440 been
01:19:21.540 here
01:19:21.640 for
01:19:21.760 season
01:19:21.980 one
01:19:22.220 it
01:19:22.340 wouldn't
01:19:22.460 make
01:19:22.620 more
01:19:22.780 sense
01:19:23.060 if
01:19:23.620 you
01:19:24.040 weren't
01:19:24.200 here
01:19:24.420 yeah
01:19:24.780 that's
01:19:24.980 right
01:19:25.160 you gotta
01:19:26.220 be
01:19:26.320 here
01:19:26.420 for
01:19:26.520 season
01:19:26.680 one
01:19:26.860 or
01:19:26.960 this
01:19:27.080 isn't
01:19:27.240 gonna
01:19:27.340 make
01:19:27.460 any
01:19:27.600 sense
01:19:27.820 so
01:19:28.100 just
01:19:28.460 watch
01:19:28.800 just
01:19:28.980 watch
01:19:29.180 I
01:19:29.280 don't
01:19:29.380 know
01:19:29.400 what's
01:19:29.500 gonna
01:19:29.580 happen
01:19:29.780 you
01:19:30.220 know
01:19:30.380 like
01:19:31.480 do
01:19:31.600 we
01:19:31.700 freak
01:19:31.980 you
01:19:32.120 out
01:19:32.280 yet
01:19:32.500 I'm
01:19:32.660 like
01:19:32.900 no
01:19:33.200 it's
01:19:34.160 up
01:19:34.300 there
01:19:34.460 top
01:19:34.700 10
01:19:34.980 not
01:19:35.300 bad
01:19:35.600 I mean
01:19:35.860 that's
01:19:36.060 pretty
01:19:36.220 fucked
01:19:36.520 up
01:19:36.820 you
01:19:38.520 know
01:19:38.680 like
01:19:38.920 you
01:19:39.060 all
01:19:39.260 definitely
01:19:39.680 need
01:19:39.900 therapy
01:19:40.280 I mean
01:19:41.040 you've
01:19:41.260 all
01:19:41.420 been
01:19:41.560 clear
01:19:41.840 clearly
01:19:42.560 all
01:19:42.860 of
01:19:42.960 you
01:19:43.040 were
01:19:43.180 sexually
01:19:43.480 abused
01:19:43.800 at
01:19:43.920 a
01:19:44.000 young
01:19:44.140 age
01:19:44.380 all
01:19:44.600 of
01:19:44.680 you
01:19:44.820 but
01:19:46.760 other
01:19:47.200 than
01:19:47.340 that
01:19:47.540 it's
01:19:57.240 I
01:19:58.580 was
01:19:58.840 there
01:19:59.360 was
01:19:59.520 an
01:19:59.880 Asian
01:20:00.160 woman
01:20:00.500 I
01:20:01.380 guessed
01:20:01.660 Vietnamese
01:20:02.120 by the
01:20:03.360 way she
01:20:03.600 was
01:20:03.740 talking
01:20:04.120 and
01:20:04.480 just
01:20:04.700 I
01:20:05.540 don't
01:20:05.640 know
01:20:05.940 she's
01:20:06.980 Vietnamese
01:20:07.320 I
01:20:07.580 think
01:20:07.820 in
01:20:08.620 front
01:20:08.880 of
01:20:09.000 her
01:20:09.140 is
01:20:09.400 a
01:20:09.540 bowl
01:20:09.780 of
01:20:09.940 spiders
01:20:10.440 and
01:20:11.000 not
01:20:11.200 any
01:20:11.480 spiders
01:20:11.860 I
01:20:12.020 mean
01:20:12.200 tarantulas
01:20:12.860 like
01:20:14.120 great
01:20:14.720 big
01:20:15.100 huge
01:20:15.840 black
01:20:16.620 tarantulas
01:20:17.660 and
01:20:19.460 they're
01:20:19.640 alive
01:20:20.000 and
01:20:20.120 they're
01:20:20.340 moving
01:20:20.720 around
01:20:20.880 and
01:20:21.020 she's
01:20:21.200 just
01:20:21.320 picking
01:20:21.560 them
01:20:21.740 up
01:20:22.020 bites
01:20:23.900 the
01:20:24.100 head
01:20:24.300 off
01:20:24.520 of
01:20:24.660 one
01:20:24.860 of
01:20:24.980 them
01:20:25.100 and
01:20:25.240 the
01:20:25.360 body
01:20:25.600 still
01:20:25.820 moving
01:20:26.020 and
01:20:26.220 she
01:20:26.340 just
01:20:26.540 chews
01:20:26.900 it
01:20:27.020 up
01:20:27.240 spider
01:20:28.140 legs
01:20:28.480 kicking
01:20:28.800 out
01:20:28.960 of
01:20:29.020 her
01:20:29.120 mouth
01:20:29.360 and
01:20:29.480 she's
01:20:29.660 like
01:20:29.820 crunching
01:20:32.020 them
01:20:32.160 up
01:20:32.380 and
01:20:32.500 eating
01:20:32.660 them
01:20:32.820 up
01:20:33.020 and
01:20:33.100 I'm
01:20:33.200 like
01:20:33.380 what
01:20:33.640 the
01:20:33.860 fuck
01:20:34.140 my
01:20:34.380 fuck
01:20:34.680 and
01:20:35.020 she
01:20:35.240 gets
01:20:35.420 another
01:20:35.740 one
01:20:36.100 and
01:20:36.580 then
01:20:36.720 she
01:20:36.920 dips
01:20:37.260 that
01:20:37.520 one
01:20:37.700 in
01:20:37.840 some
01:20:38.000 sauce
01:20:38.560 head
01:20:40.080 first
01:20:40.460 spiders
01:20:41.000 scrambling
01:20:41.860 around
01:20:42.260 and
01:20:42.940 it's
01:20:43.100 got
01:20:43.200 the
01:20:43.320 great
01:20:43.540 big
01:20:43.780 ass
01:20:45.620 on
01:20:45.880 whatever
01:20:46.300 that
01:20:46.620 is
01:20:46.940 where
01:20:47.180 they
01:20:47.620 do
01:20:47.780 their
01:20:47.940 creepy
01:20:48.300 I
01:20:48.980 don't
01:20:49.380 know
01:20:49.520 what
01:20:49.640 I don't
01:20:50.660 care
01:20:51.000 I don't
01:20:51.280 care
01:20:51.460 to look
01:20:51.740 at a
01:20:51.940 spider
01:20:52.200 that
01:20:52.380 long
01:20:52.580 to be
01:20:52.760 honest
01:20:52.920 with you
01:20:53.180 if I
01:20:53.740 see one
01:20:54.280 for any
01:20:54.620 length
01:20:54.760 of time
01:20:55.100 it's
01:20:55.280 because
01:20:55.480 it's
01:20:55.820 about
01:20:56.020 to
01:20:56.240 die
01:20:56.560 that's
01:20:56.980 the
01:20:57.080 only
01:20:57.340 time
01:20:57.640 I
01:20:57.760 look
01:20:57.940 at
01:20:58.020 a
01:20:58.120 spider
01:20:58.400 is
01:20:58.800 because
01:20:59.000 I'm
01:20:59.160 ending
01:20:59.400 its
01:20:59.620 life
01:20:59.960 summit
01:21:01.080 judge
01:21:01.440 jury
01:21:01.700 and
01:21:01.820 executioner
01:21:02.400 you're
01:21:02.760 in my
01:21:03.060 house
01:21:03.380 you die
01:21:04.000 now
01:21:04.420 today's
01:21:05.040 your day
01:21:05.440 it doesn't
01:21:09.080 matter how
01:21:09.440 big they
01:21:09.780 are
01:21:09.940 you have
01:21:10.800 to die
01:21:11.240 it's
01:21:11.780 about
01:21:12.240 the
01:21:12.440 principle
01:21:12.780 and it's
01:21:13.160 about
01:21:13.340 my
01:21:13.600 survival
01:21:14.060 okay
01:21:15.320 you don't
01:21:16.980 fuck around
01:21:17.360 everybody
01:21:17.840 makes fun
01:21:18.300 of women
01:21:18.620 they're like
01:21:18.840 ah there's
01:21:19.180 a spider
01:21:19.660 but have
01:21:22.300 you seen
01:21:22.780 spiders
01:21:23.280 have you
01:21:24.060 actually
01:21:24.340 looked at
01:21:24.820 spiders
01:21:25.220 ever
01:21:25.660 they're
01:21:26.820 fucked
01:21:27.280 they're
01:21:29.000 fucking
01:21:29.400 not
01:21:29.840 normal
01:21:30.240 they're
01:21:30.500 like
01:21:31.020 an alien
01:21:31.440 they're
01:21:31.840 from
01:21:32.060 hell
01:21:32.440 they build
01:21:34.380 these
01:21:34.580 creepy
01:21:34.960 symmetrical
01:21:35.520 webs
01:21:35.960 that you
01:21:36.260 can't
01:21:36.580 see
01:21:36.860 and then
01:21:37.600 they hide
01:21:38.180 and then
01:21:38.860 something
01:21:39.120 gets stuck
01:21:39.840 and then
01:21:40.500 it descends
01:21:41.220 upon you
01:21:41.740 with all
01:21:42.060 these
01:21:42.240 fucking
01:21:42.560 legs
01:21:42.940 and a
01:21:43.220 million
01:21:43.440 eyeballs
01:21:43.940 and it's
01:21:44.180 like
01:21:44.340 consumes
01:21:45.100 you
01:21:45.380 alive
01:21:45.900 yeah
01:21:46.160 oh yeah
01:21:46.480 cool
01:21:46.780 no it's
01:21:47.160 horrible
01:21:47.440 I don't
01:21:47.820 know what
01:21:48.060 that
01:21:48.220 fuck
01:21:48.660 that
01:21:48.920 thing
01:21:49.260 it's
01:21:51.160 mosquitoes
01:21:51.600 I don't
01:21:52.100 care
01:21:52.280 mosquitoes
01:21:52.600 have
01:21:52.940 normal
01:21:53.420 legs
01:21:53.880 and two
01:21:54.340 wings
01:21:54.640 like it's
01:21:54.940 a normal
01:21:55.300 looking
01:21:55.560 creature
01:21:55.940 I don't
01:21:56.440 know what
01:21:56.680 that is
01:21:57.160 I would
01:21:59.120 rather have
01:21:59.660 endless
01:22:00.080 mosquitoes
01:22:00.540 than ever
01:22:01.100 see a
01:22:01.400 spider
01:22:01.640 again
01:22:02.040 alright
01:22:06.380 dips
01:22:08.500 the spider
01:22:09.280 ass
01:22:10.060 end
01:22:10.320 first
01:22:10.760 stirs
01:22:11.600 it up
01:22:12.020 and
01:22:12.740 just
01:22:13.900 crunches
01:22:14.480 it
01:22:14.620 and
01:22:14.800 all
01:22:15.500 of
01:22:15.620 the
01:22:15.760 million
01:22:15.980 eyes
01:22:16.280 of
01:22:16.380 the
01:22:16.500 spider
01:22:16.760 were
01:22:16.940 probably
01:22:17.160 like
01:22:17.320 oh my god
01:22:18.080 I don't know
01:22:18.880 but she
01:22:19.520 and then
01:22:19.860 she ate it
01:22:20.700 backwards
01:22:21.060 like its face
01:22:21.860 was the last
01:22:22.360 thing you see
01:22:22.800 disappear into
01:22:23.500 her teeth
01:22:23.840 I'm like
01:22:24.360 I don't know
01:22:26.760 what it's called
01:22:27.520 I don't know
01:22:28.040 where you'd go
01:22:28.580 to find it
01:22:29.280 ogrish.com
01:22:30.600 probably
01:22:31.060 remember that old
01:22:32.220 murder website
01:22:32.920 this is how
01:22:33.360 hardcore the
01:22:34.100 internet was
01:22:35.080 when I was a
01:22:35.440 kid
01:22:35.600 there was a
01:22:36.300 site called
01:22:36.720 ogrish.com
01:22:38.920 I don't know if it
01:22:39.260 still exists or not
01:22:39.940 but there was like
01:22:40.700 murder videos on
01:22:41.860 there
01:22:42.120 like
01:22:42.660 crazy
01:22:43.560 the internet
01:22:44.080 there was no
01:22:44.660 rules
01:22:44.980 it was like
01:22:45.540 sometimes you'd find a
01:22:46.520 website that's like
01:22:47.220 oh look people get
01:22:48.060 murdered with a
01:22:49.000 screwdriver in the
01:22:49.740 head
01:22:49.960 there was this
01:22:50.640 famous
01:22:51.220 it's like a
01:22:51.820 rush
01:22:52.060 screwdriver
01:22:52.820 what was it
01:22:53.480 called
01:22:53.720 it was in
01:22:55.120 Russia
01:22:55.360 somewhere
01:22:55.800 some people are
01:22:56.820 like oh god
01:22:57.520 I remember that
01:22:58.180 yeah yeah yeah
01:22:58.900 that's what that
01:23:01.160 video probably is
01:23:01.980 it's probably on
01:23:02.380 ogrish.com
01:23:03.320 underneath the
01:23:04.840 fucking
01:23:05.160 screwdriver
01:23:06.100 brain
01:23:06.680 murder video
01:23:07.760 or one of the
01:23:09.520 ISIS beheading
01:23:10.320 videos like that's
01:23:10.900 where they
01:23:11.160 e-bombs world
01:23:11.920 used to have some
01:23:12.420 shit too
01:23:12.820 that's right
01:23:13.220 anyway
01:23:15.880 look up
01:23:17.000 if you really
01:23:17.960 want to
01:23:18.440 Asian girl
01:23:19.580 potentially Vietnamese
01:23:21.020 eats live
01:23:22.180 tarantulas
01:23:22.920 doesn't even blink
01:23:24.260 probably not human
01:23:27.580 and you want to go
01:23:29.120 to war with these
01:23:29.880 people
01:23:30.260 they eat live
01:23:32.680 tarantulas
01:23:33.320 just to fuck
01:23:34.340 with your mind
01:23:35.220 what
01:23:38.040 what
01:23:42.240 I mean
01:23:45.560 that's another
01:23:46.240 level of like
01:23:47.480 that's just human
01:23:48.960 instinct
01:23:49.400 no human should
01:23:50.440 look at a spy
01:23:51.220 a tarantula
01:23:52.220 no less
01:23:52.800 and go
01:23:53.460 I will eat that
01:23:54.420 I'll eat that
01:23:55.500 that looks like
01:23:57.460 food
01:23:57.840 no it doesn't
01:23:59.180 look like food
01:23:59.800 it looks like
01:24:02.900 Satan's butler
01:24:04.060 it's not food
01:24:08.320 it's evil
01:24:08.940 it's terrifying
01:24:12.200 and you're lucky
01:24:14.320 that they only get
01:24:15.580 to be about the
01:24:16.200 size of dinner
01:24:16.780 plates
01:24:17.120 have you seen
01:24:17.560 one of those
01:24:18.060 motherfuckers
01:24:18.960 those camel spiders
01:24:19.760 dude
01:24:20.880 I would shoot
01:24:25.420 one
01:24:25.700 I almost did
01:24:26.740 yeah they do
01:24:27.640 hiss
01:24:28.020 I was like
01:24:30.140 I'll do it
01:24:30.760 I'm that like
01:24:32.100 worried about it
01:24:32.860 it was getting
01:24:33.280 close to me
01:24:33.740 and I'm like
01:24:33.980 I'll fucking
01:24:34.440 shoot this thing
01:24:35.100 don't fucking
01:24:37.540 come near
01:24:37.880 nope
01:24:38.280 I had a pistol
01:24:40.200 and everything
01:24:40.660 because I had a
01:24:41.080 machine gun
01:24:41.480 I was like
01:24:41.740 I'll fucking
01:24:42.140 kill you right
01:24:42.680 now spider
01:24:43.100 I don't care
01:24:43.620 I'll rip a round
01:24:44.800 off right here
01:24:45.600 right in the
01:24:46.420 middle of this
01:24:46.740 field in front
01:24:47.260 of everybody
01:24:47.660 what the fuck
01:24:48.440 are you doing
01:24:48.820 there was a
01:24:49.540 giant man
01:24:50.120 eating spider
01:24:50.640 at my feet
01:24:51.160 what did you
01:24:51.440 want me to do
01:24:51.920 it's like the
01:24:52.440 fucking thing
01:24:53.160 from alien
01:24:53.780 we were all
01:24:55.500 traumatized by alien
01:24:56.560 it comes scrambling
01:24:57.340 across the floor
01:24:58.120 with the fucking
01:24:58.640 crazy legs
01:24:59.780 and it's just
01:25:01.140 under your face
01:25:02.140 you're like
01:25:02.320 oh something
01:25:03.180 that has got
01:25:03.900 spider in it
01:25:04.880 it's got spidery
01:25:06.220 face
01:25:06.840 it's horrifying
01:25:07.880 it's fucking
01:25:08.500 horrifying
01:25:09.000 basically that
01:25:13.060 that's what it
01:25:13.620 looks like
01:25:14.060 it looks like
01:25:14.580 a fucking
01:25:15.020 head crack
01:25:15.560 what the hell
01:25:15.980 were those
01:25:16.260 things called
01:25:16.700 the face
01:25:17.160 huggers
01:25:17.460 that's what
01:25:17.740 it looks like
01:25:18.260 and they're
01:25:19.500 running around
01:25:20.100 they go like
01:25:20.540 30 miles an hour
01:25:21.480 no you're
01:25:22.340 goddamn right
01:25:22.940 I'm blowing
01:25:23.360 that thing
01:25:23.780 apart
01:25:24.080 I would have
01:25:25.780 threw a
01:25:26.120 fucking grenade
01:25:26.760 if that's
01:25:27.120 all I had
01:25:27.640 I would have
01:25:30.600 called in a
01:25:31.180 fucking fire
01:25:31.940 mission
01:25:32.340 on that
01:25:33.060 thing
01:25:33.460 four figure
01:25:39.460 grid reference
01:25:40.380 I would call
01:25:42.080 a four figure
01:25:42.880 grid reference
01:25:43.760 on that
01:25:45.500 thing
01:25:45.920 for the
01:25:47.740 civilians
01:25:48.160 that means
01:25:48.920 if you have
01:25:50.900 a ten figure
01:25:51.580 grid reference
01:25:52.240 it's like
01:25:52.720 it's like
01:25:53.320 on your head
01:25:54.160 you know
01:25:55.000 the less
01:25:56.380 numbers
01:25:56.680 four is
01:25:57.540 like
01:25:57.860 these two
01:25:58.440 by these
01:25:58.800 two
01:25:58.980 it's an
01:25:59.340 entire
01:25:59.660 kilometer
01:26:00.200 squared
01:26:00.660 I would
01:26:01.560 bomb an
01:26:02.060 entire
01:26:02.460 kilometer
01:26:03.000 out of
01:26:03.340 existence
01:26:03.800 in a
01:26:04.480 square
01:26:04.940 one by
01:26:06.260 one by
01:26:06.580 one by
01:26:06.880 one by
01:26:06.900 one
01:26:07.080 kill
01:26:07.420 every
01:26:07.680 destroy
01:26:08.140 it
01:26:08.640 or is it
01:26:11.380 two
01:26:11.660 oh my god
01:26:12.320 I've been out
01:26:12.600 for so long
01:26:13.100 now I don't
01:26:13.420 remember
01:26:13.780 it doesn't
01:26:15.340 matter
01:26:15.560 it's written
01:26:15.900 on the
01:26:16.100 maps
01:26:16.400 so it's
01:26:17.460 on there
01:26:17.840 what I'm
01:26:19.660 trying to
01:26:19.980 say is
01:26:20.600 fuck
01:26:21.700 spiders
01:26:22.320 I respect
01:26:25.980 them
01:26:26.360 I respect
01:26:27.560 spiders
01:26:28.120 but I don't
01:26:30.020 want to see
01:26:30.440 them
01:26:30.620 I don't want
01:26:31.200 to see
01:26:31.380 them
01:26:31.520 so if I
01:26:32.100 see them
01:26:32.540 they have
01:26:33.120 to die
01:26:33.500 that's the
01:26:34.000 deal we
01:26:34.860 have with
01:26:35.200 spiders
01:26:35.440 that I
01:26:35.780 have with
01:26:36.200 spiders
01:26:36.580 and they
01:26:37.180 know it
01:26:37.680 they know
01:26:38.260 that deal
01:26:38.680 so if
01:26:39.080 they're
01:26:39.220 putting
01:26:39.500 themselves
01:26:39.860 in a
01:26:40.060 place
01:26:40.220 I
01:26:40.360 can
01:26:40.500 see
01:26:40.660 them
01:26:40.820 they're
01:26:41.440 committing
01:26:41.740 it's
01:26:42.360 made
01:26:42.680 for
01:26:42.900 them
01:26:43.120 that's
01:26:43.680 made
01:26:44.120 for
01:26:44.600 spiders
01:26:45.180 they want
01:26:46.040 to die
01:26:46.500 they want
01:26:47.160 me to
01:26:47.440 kill
01:26:47.640 them
01:26:47.820 they know
01:26:48.400 I'm that
01:26:48.840 guy
01:26:49.140 that they
01:26:49.460 have the
01:26:49.700 truce
01:26:49.960 with
01:26:50.120 if he
01:26:50.780 sees you
01:26:51.140 he'll
01:26:51.280 kill you
01:26:51.480 immediately
01:26:51.880 and they're
01:26:52.340 like I
01:26:52.620 want it
01:26:52.980 and it's
01:26:53.360 usually fast
01:26:54.020 you know
01:26:54.440 it's usually
01:26:54.700 smash
01:26:55.280 you know
01:26:55.680 because you
01:26:56.380 want it to
01:26:56.760 be over
01:26:57.020 immediately
01:26:57.460 do you know
01:26:58.100 the terror
01:26:58.940 of smashing
01:27:01.120 like a big
01:27:01.680 spider and
01:27:02.380 then it
01:27:02.720 scurries away
01:27:03.860 into the
01:27:04.180 dark
01:27:04.440 like oh
01:27:04.860 no
01:27:05.140 you know
01:27:06.100 you've
01:27:06.800 you've
01:27:07.020 just
01:27:07.160 it survived
01:27:07.860 your first
01:27:08.340 strike
01:27:08.660 now it's
01:27:09.880 planning a
01:27:10.380 counter attack
01:27:11.100 somewhere in
01:27:11.980 the darkness
01:27:12.560 usually
01:27:14.920 at bedtime
01:27:16.220 horrifying
01:27:21.900 can you
01:27:22.480 imagine
01:27:22.880 living in
01:27:23.360 Australia
01:27:23.860 there's
01:27:26.820 giant
01:27:27.320 head-sized
01:27:27.980 spiders
01:27:28.400 just crawling
01:27:29.000 around
01:27:29.220 and they're
01:27:32.320 not even
01:27:32.540 allowed to
01:27:32.800 have guns
01:27:33.180 for that
01:27:33.820 alone
01:27:34.300 where the
01:27:35.560 fuck was
01:27:35.960 the Australian
01:27:36.460 gun lobby
01:27:37.000 on that
01:27:37.340 one
01:27:37.800 right well
01:27:41.880 um
01:27:42.480 giant
01:27:46.540 fucking
01:27:46.960 spiders
01:27:47.540 though
01:27:47.840 aye
01:27:48.100 oh right
01:27:49.960 yeah
01:27:50.180 giant
01:27:50.420 spiders
01:27:50.860 yeah
01:27:51.480 boy
01:27:53.940 yeah
01:27:56.200 keep the
01:27:56.620 guns
01:27:56.940 nevermind
01:27:57.660 forgot
01:27:58.460 we forgot
01:27:59.140 I forgot
01:27:59.820 about the
01:28:00.300 alien
01:28:00.700 spiders
01:28:01.340 running
01:28:01.640 around
01:28:02.000 stealing
01:28:02.500 your
01:28:02.740 kids
01:28:03.220 what
01:28:05.980 I mean
01:28:06.480 I've spent
01:28:08.740 enough time
01:28:09.160 talking about
01:28:09.640 this
01:28:09.900 I'm just
01:28:10.380 giving them
01:28:10.760 power
01:28:11.080 you know
01:28:11.400 when you
01:28:11.860 start talking
01:28:12.420 about
01:28:12.680 spiders
01:28:13.180 you just
01:28:14.240 they know
01:28:15.180 it
01:28:15.340 that's for
01:28:15.920 the other
01:28:16.220 thing
01:28:16.380 they're very
01:28:16.920 they can hear
01:28:17.340 everything
01:28:17.640 they know
01:28:18.280 you're talking
01:28:18.680 about them
01:28:19.040 and it just
01:28:20.060 gives them
01:28:20.400 power
01:28:20.740 you know
01:28:21.160 don't talk
01:28:21.620 about your
01:28:21.960 enemies
01:28:22.280 just destroy
01:28:24.000 them
01:28:24.220 don't talk
01:28:24.780 about them
01:28:25.160 just destroy
01:28:25.960 them
01:28:26.440 it's good
01:28:30.400 policy
01:28:30.980 spider policy
01:28:32.720 applied to
01:28:33.440 humans
01:28:33.840 go
01:28:34.360 what were we
01:28:37.440 doing
01:28:37.640 I was
01:28:37.980 I was doing
01:28:38.420 a stream
01:28:38.840 about something
01:28:39.440 war I think
01:28:41.180 I don't know
01:28:42.260 I don't
01:28:42.860 but you know
01:28:43.900 what
01:28:44.140 I don't care
01:28:45.620 do you know
01:28:47.420 why I don't
01:28:47.880 care
01:28:48.160 because nobody's
01:28:50.640 ever cared
01:28:51.180 nobody cares
01:28:55.400 nobody's ever
01:28:58.180 cared
01:28:58.700 you might
01:29:05.240 as well
01:29:05.560 have fun
01:29:06.080 while you're
01:29:06.460 here
01:29:06.780 that's all
01:29:07.720 I'm saying
01:29:08.160 it's a
01:29:09.820 rollercoaster
01:29:10.420 to hell
01:29:10.940 I'll see you
01:29:11.640 when we get
01:29:12.000 there
01:29:12.260 it's great
01:29:12.740 it's awesome
01:29:13.300 you can't
01:29:28.160 refuse it
01:29:28.800 nope
01:29:29.420 I kept my
01:29:30.020 eyes on you
01:29:31.000 because I tell
01:29:31.840 you that you
01:29:32.560 lose
01:29:33.780 and you can't
01:29:35.260 come with me
01:29:36.220 to a place
01:29:37.040 you'll know
01:29:37.520 so well
01:29:38.800 I will take
01:29:40.840 up to the
01:29:41.780 valley
01:29:42.260 gates of hell
01:29:43.540 Todd Solero
01:29:46.760 thank you very
01:29:47.280 much sir
01:29:47.820 maybe this is a
01:29:50.100 good thing
01:29:50.400 they can't use
01:29:50.920 it against
01:29:51.280 see you in
01:29:59.960 hell
01:30:00.140 spider
01:30:00.660 I'll see all
01:30:06.400 those spiders
01:30:06.920 in hell
01:30:07.480 Kevin you're
01:30:09.260 in charge of
01:30:09.860 spider patrol
01:30:10.560 out there
01:30:11.040 this is your
01:30:12.740 first test
01:30:13.480 we're putting
01:30:15.320 Kevin to the
01:30:15.900 test
01:30:16.320 he's on
01:30:17.760 spider watch
01:30:18.680 nobody help
01:30:20.880 him
01:30:21.040 nobody helps
01:30:22.120 Kevin
01:30:22.500 he has to
01:30:26.620 learn to do
01:30:27.100 this on his
01:30:27.580 own
01:30:27.960 Colbert's mom
01:30:30.860 nope
01:30:31.200 no one
01:30:32.080 help
01:30:32.260 I don't
01:30:32.620 nothing
01:30:33.060 no hints
01:30:34.060 no weapons
01:30:35.700 nothing
01:30:36.760 he has to do
01:30:37.580 this on his
01:30:38.180 own
01:30:38.560 man
01:30:39.720 mono
01:30:40.500 spider
01:30:41.900 we'll see
01:30:43.460 what he's
01:30:43.720 got
01:30:43.960 oh it's a
01:30:47.240 fucking huge
01:30:47.800 Australian devil
01:30:48.640 camel spider
01:30:49.340 it's a massive
01:30:50.080 yep
01:30:50.520 50
01:30:52.460 50 chance
01:30:53.020 he survives
01:30:53.460 we'll see
01:30:53.880 Dan W says
01:30:55.300 loved the
01:30:55.680 call in
01:30:55.960 segment
01:30:56.160 earlier this
01:30:56.600 week
01:30:56.780 great to
01:30:57.160 hear from
01:30:57.420 real people
01:30:57.860 yeah I'll
01:30:58.160 do more
01:30:58.440 of that
01:30:58.680 I think
01:30:59.020 in the
01:30:59.200 future
01:30:59.460 thank you
01:31:00.980 sir
01:31:01.240 donkey
01:31:01.680 dongalong
01:31:02.460 says I
01:31:03.540 like how
01:31:03.900 you threw
01:31:04.240 in oh we
01:31:04.940 just got a
01:31:05.540 vote out
01:31:05.880 the
01:31:06.060 liberals
01:31:06.480 yeah
01:31:06.980 we gotta
01:31:07.480 get those
01:31:07.900 ips
01:31:08.160 out
01:31:08.480 a tactic
01:31:10.260 the liberals
01:31:10.860 attack the
01:31:11.260 conservatives
01:31:11.440 blindly just
01:31:12.160 like the
01:31:12.460 conservatives
01:31:12.620 attack the
01:31:12.920 pbc
01:31:13.160 blindly this
01:31:14.040 is how I
01:31:14.440 know neither
01:31:14.920 wins it's
01:31:15.460 all it's all
01:31:16.460 very low
01:31:17.860 powered and
01:31:18.560 not enough it's
01:31:19.500 all just
01:31:20.100 oh did you
01:31:22.280 see how we
01:31:22.820 didn't send
01:31:23.280 anybody to
01:31:24.000 Davos
01:31:24.840 they're taking
01:31:25.400 over the
01:31:25.820 fucking world
01:31:26.540 bro
01:31:26.980 yeah but I
01:31:27.900 when they
01:31:29.640 announced the
01:31:30.200 climate agenda
01:31:31.080 I said boo
01:31:32.140 oh did you
01:31:32.940 did you say
01:31:33.440 boo thank you
01:31:34.140 for that
01:31:34.420 I mean well
01:31:35.580 oh well how
01:31:36.540 can we lose
01:31:37.260 now with that
01:31:37.900 kind of
01:31:38.240 contribution my
01:31:38.960 goodness
01:31:39.500 well what do
01:31:41.960 you want me to
01:31:42.640 do a lot
01:31:43.280 fucking more
01:31:44.000 than that
01:31:44.720 a lot fucking
01:31:49.780 more than
01:31:50.180 that let's
01:31:50.880 start with this
01:31:51.560 just just for a
01:31:52.520 second since
01:31:53.440 we're talking
01:31:53.900 about things
01:31:54.440 that what are
01:31:54.940 we supposed to
01:31:55.880 do what do
01:31:57.780 you want me
01:31:58.540 to do
01:31:59.180 I don't know
01:32:04.320 this
01:32:05.520 or this
01:32:08.600 or this
01:32:11.380 or this
01:32:13.880 or this
01:32:15.140 or this
01:32:16.520 or this
01:32:17.760 or this
01:32:19.300 or this
01:32:20.140 or this
01:32:22.700 just a
01:32:30.040 coincidence
01:32:30.520 just a
01:32:32.320 coincidence
01:32:32.660 oh and
01:32:33.020 about that
01:32:33.980 by the way up just a second yes and we are just getting word of this now regarding the covid
01:32:40.600 vaccine the cdc is now saying there has been enough cases of people who have had the vaccine
01:32:48.600 received the vaccine and then suffered a stroke the agency will now be investigating any potential
01:32:55.560 links between the shots and strokes in some of those patients oh
01:33:01.100 well that's not a good development for a lot of people
01:33:06.900 safe and effective what what is this pardon moi excusez non pas possible
01:33:16.100 oh it's all good it's all it's all gonna work out just fine it's all gonna work out oh and by the way
01:33:25.040 that whole war scenario is kind of overthrow i forgot to throw in on top of all of that other
01:33:29.540 stuff i mentioned potentially especially the young people uh the athletes and everybody
01:33:36.180 especially the military and the police especially because hey they had to do it or else they'd lose
01:33:42.200 their jobs they could they could be uh severely medically compromised
01:33:46.640 people are dropping down you know they're going ice skating and dead
01:33:51.840 so how do you think i mean war is pretty hard on the body
01:33:56.180 did come from china after all didn't it and the russians and the chinese they took their own vaccines
01:34:06.980 they didn't take any of the shit that's over here they had their own special ones did you know that
01:34:13.180 i i i you know i'm not saying that's definitely what happened but
01:34:25.820 if that is what happened that is not good we are so fucked like
01:34:33.380 that's finding out you're like so how's it look doc you have stage seven cancer we had to make a new
01:34:39.840 stage for i don't know how you're still alive but uh anyway that's where you're at stage seven
01:34:47.300 oh 17 oh you're at stage 17 i'm so sorry yeah we went we had to go up a long way that's how uh you
01:34:54.260 are not in good shape now nope i would i would not recommend fighting a war in your condition sir
01:35:01.000 i know you may feel as young as you've always have but i'm telling you these numbers this medical
01:35:07.760 chart here and as the top doctor of dagelon i i must advise against that i'm i'm telling you
01:35:13.040 a war would be absolutely horrendous for your health it will kill you do you understand you'll die
01:35:18.080 that's how unhealthy you are sir
01:35:20.080 oh my fuck they've been getting ready for this for decades it's like
01:35:36.080 imagine they go for it
01:35:39.200 you know i just you gotta admire the the dedication the focus the generational thinking you know how
01:35:48.100 everything works i just kind of want just for a second i mean you gotta like hey you know early
01:35:54.280 bird gets the worm hey hey you gotta respect the hustle what were we doing star wars
01:36:04.080 fat and happy resting on our laurels defeated by our own success nobody saw it coming
01:36:15.440 it came from psychological subversion you redo it and then everyone else
01:36:23.120 i don't even notice it is happening and to wake him up you have to put big fat boot on his balls
01:36:33.520 really you're right yes kick him in the balls are you that's how far yes that's really bad
01:36:42.400 hey we're pretty good
01:36:49.600 we have a lot of practice uh shattering destroying the minds of german POWs after war
01:36:56.400 99 percent do not survive soviet prison system we had some fun we did we had some fun
01:37:03.840 so we learned how to what is uh english word for him a mind fuckery we fuck your mind it is all
01:37:15.200 suka your mind is you gone
01:37:17.200 that's for dunya
01:37:18.800 somewhere over the rainbow
01:37:30.560 i love this stream i love coming here it makes me feel so good
01:37:35.280 i have no idea why anybody watches this hey guys the world
01:37:39.600 yeah i don't know i'm pretty sure we're fucked is what i'm saying and i'm i've been pretty sure
01:37:47.840 that for a little while now so i mean you know
01:37:53.760 it's like uh the boat's sinking it's like oh don't worry we got a life raft and i went down to
01:37:57.920 check the life raft and there isn't one and i come back up and i'm like yeah there isn't one so
01:38:02.400 what are we gonna do die
01:38:09.280 probably probably probably yeah yeah probably
01:38:17.200 it may hopefully hopefully it's not that dramatic but uh
01:38:21.840 we're not gonna be winning any championships anytime soon you know what i'm saying okay okay
01:38:27.440 canada america england like our days of like bringing home the gold medal that's uh that's
01:38:34.000 that's going away for a little while pretty sure looks it's looking pretty definitively like
01:38:42.400 i mean i know you're up for contract renewal and everything
01:38:45.680 you had a you had a yeah you did you were real great in the 80s yeah you were amazing great numbers
01:38:50.480 then not but you've fallen off and you're really your performances you know you're just not
01:38:56.400 not as worth as much i would say you're at the the end of your in an athlete terms that's what's
01:39:04.000 called the twilight of someone's career and they say you know he's lost a step
01:39:10.880 even wayne gretzky played on the third line of the rangers at some stage you know at the very end
01:39:17.760 he was still wayne gretzky
01:39:21.840 but not really you know what i mean that's us now you get it we're 1999 wayne gretzky
01:39:36.320 you know you're still wayne gretzky but
01:39:38.400 not not like you were
01:39:45.280 and i think i don't know how much longer you stay in wayne are you going to retire soon or what what's
01:39:48.880 the deal
01:39:52.480 because you know don't make it sad don't make it weird you know you're getting close like don't
01:39:57.360 be chris chelios okay i'm just doing this for the hockey guys you don't want to be
01:40:03.600 fucking chris chelios who's hit or do or god help you so help you god do not be claude lemieux
01:40:11.200 claude lemieux was playing games in china when he was like 52 that guy never said it was like way
01:40:16.640 beyond when it was sad it's like you okay stop claude nope so the wheels fall off chris chelios i'll
01:40:23.840 play club 100 like you dude you need to stop coming to tryouts you're not nhl material anymore
01:40:31.760 i thought i don't know about that you're 51 bro average player out there is like 21 years old
01:40:42.400 yeah he was a freak chelios was a freak though there are some of those guys a hell
01:40:46.560 lot but you know what i mean like it doesn't last things don't last forever and and we're
01:40:50.160 it's like to me that's what it looks like well yeah you know
01:40:53.200 looks like the the world order at least on our end the post world war ii era is is going to change
01:41:02.960 where it's been this has generally been it since since then since world war ii where
01:41:08.000 the united states is in charge now you know well all right so war is over everybody's looking around
01:41:13.600 like uh fucking thank god that's over america's already like cigar and smell ah motherfucker you
01:41:19.040 start putting shit over there and you i'm building missiles everywhere i'm putting
01:41:22.160 shit all over the place you want some i'll fucking nuke your ass next motherfucker they're just oh
01:41:26.640 shit okay that used to be britain but he's like got a black eyes jaws broken he's like fucking just
01:41:33.280 let him have it it's fine i'll be number two i don't care i'm tired man i'm fucking tired it's
01:41:38.000 been hundreds of years of this i've been fuck don't make me talk i've been running the world for
01:41:42.160 hundreds of years dude i am tired just let america do it i'm fucking i'm gonna take a nap
01:41:49.040 you know you know what i mean and the russians are like uh we're like we don't lock you and
01:41:58.960 there's the stand and the chinese everybody was kind of in their places and it's been that way ever
01:42:03.680 since but now all america's getting a little long in the tooth and that's not necessarily the age of a
01:42:12.240 the age of a country or a or an alliance or an empire or something it's just the the stage as it goes
01:42:17.760 through some can last much longer than others but this is now the decline stage that is
01:42:22.400 unquestionably true there is no doubt in anyone's mind anywhere in the world and if you think like
01:42:28.720 they're not talking about everyone else is talking about it all over the world the like other they're
01:42:33.840 like soon bitch sue yeah i'm watching you get older and weaker every day every day that goes by it's like
01:42:41.200 a it's like a younger guy waiting to inherit his father's company he's like 78 he's got dementia
01:42:47.440 he's getting worse every day you're like fucking soon you're gonna drop dead and i'm gonna be a
01:42:51.120 billionaire i'm gonna have it all once you're out of the way oh i can't wait you know they hate each
01:42:57.040 other i'm sure that i'm sure the uh the the mandarin empire will be very nice to us i'm assuming i hope
01:43:06.880 they i don't know what they're into i may have to learn how to dance or do a puppet show with like
01:43:12.240 dragons or whatever i don't know what they want but i'll have to look into it if i don't want them
01:43:16.160 to shoot me in the face immediately these ones could be problems you know face of the wall ah crap
01:43:27.040 there's a frightening degree of cooperation between the chinese and our government
01:43:30.720 um a scary uh unnatural amount it concerns me very genuine i'm not joking it's very like disturbing
01:43:40.160 there's like 30 some secret chinese police stations operating in the country there's chinese soldiers
01:43:46.160 training on canadian soil it's it's getting weird there's so many connections between our government
01:43:52.240 and them i had a guy in military intelligence no less say that there's a saying at work where
01:43:59.200 it's hard to tell where the canadian government ends and the chinese government begins
01:44:03.040 and i was like that's not funny isn't it your job to stop that from happening and they're like
01:44:10.000 well we don't it's fucking getting confusing and weird over here bro i'm like that is the scariest
01:44:15.120 thing i've heard in a while and that was two years ago so you know that's an intelligence operator
01:44:21.360 in the canadian military um telling me that it's hard to tell where our government ends and the chinese
01:44:26.080 one begins that's good that's a good thing to hear about uh drops of sense hey brother how you doing
01:44:37.120 how you been it says many years ago i had a statistics exchange professor from the soviet union
01:44:42.080 i was skeptical what are you really here for isn't that an old movie or a classic movie
01:44:49.920 like a guy russian guy moves into a neighborhood and they think he's a spy
01:44:56.880 and they end up like killing him or something and it's like no he was just some random guy
01:45:00.880 i don't know who cares nobody cares nobody's ever fucking cared why are you bringing this up now nobody
01:45:09.760 cares nobody ever will fucking care either fucking movie fucking move on spend enough time on this
01:45:18.720 fucking super chat what are you doing can be dread says can't stay because kids want an evening hike
01:45:23.200 they're crazy there's goblins out there at night you know that right they scurry they've got the claws
01:45:28.960 and the that's horrible the the yellow eyes they're out there
01:45:35.520 you can see they've got they've got ukraine flags on everything you'll see them
01:45:40.000 they they love to identify themselves it's very they're very loud about being goblins you know
01:45:45.200 they're just you know they scream everywhere they go you can't not notice them if a goblin goes by
01:45:51.120 you in public screaming you you're gonna see it you're gonna see all the virtue signaling and
01:45:56.800 all of it you're gonna see the whole thing you go holy fuck
01:46:04.480 it's a lot you know what was that uh was tim kennedy commented on that guy he was like a bus stop he
01:46:10.240 was wearing two masks with like a communist flag tattoo a blm shirt he had rainbow flags on his shoes
01:46:22.080 and like it was everything it was like all of the stuff and it was like
01:46:29.840 goblin creatures they're worst of the worst they're off they're all in they're like they're the line
01:46:37.040 infantry of the of the enemy hordes of circulon the goblins the god that's the they have more of
01:46:43.200 them than anything they're cheap and easy to produce they're very limited intelligence but vicious
01:46:49.360 you know goblins aren't very smart but no they're nasty you gotta be careful with them
01:46:53.360 they've got those claws and shit they love to and they screech yeah you know they're like ah
01:46:58.320 fuck they're not pleasant to be around and there's a lot of them so that's the main line
01:47:02.240 that's the foot soldier of the enemy of circulon is the goblin creature
01:47:11.600 and they're more powerful at night time than they are during the day
01:47:15.280 i think actually you know what i don't know end of joke when ran way too way too long way too long
01:47:28.240 because a woman said she's going for a hike i went on like a 15 minute tirade about goblin people
01:47:37.440 oh i get it this is all a these are all phd students and this is all like okay class
01:47:42.960 now observe the crazy man and uh we're gonna try and figure out what's going on with this guy
01:47:49.440 hopefully out of the thousands of you um someone will will have figured it out we're confident
01:47:55.360 because there's no reason sane people are watching this there's it's impossible
01:47:59.840 she said cheers and thanks keeping us off the truck heart emoji uh one two three four five six
01:48:06.080 seven eight nine ten bees ten jeffrey the bee emojis
01:48:11.600 and and the slash thank you blam says rumor has it putin is announcing a new 500 000 person
01:48:15.840 mobilization on january 15th i did see that if he does this is going to become one hell of a ride
01:48:22.480 uh they were right last time the people reporting on it or were right last time that he was going to
01:48:27.360 mobile like do a limited mobilization and he did and now they're saying there comes another a much
01:48:32.640 bigger one 500 000 we're getting serious hey that's the second draft
01:48:42.400 that means the previous was it 300 000 that wasn't enough
01:48:47.120 because they don't they don't want to it's not popular to draft people they don't like it
01:48:56.160 for reasons you could probably understand so you want to limit that as much as possible
01:49:00.720 so if it's like we need this many more they really need them
01:49:07.120 ideally you could fight with just a professional army that you pay and with no need to like you know
01:49:12.720 like america has been doing for the last 20 years you know very convenient hey for the american in a
01:49:18.560 population that doesn't give a fuck not the ones that do obviously but the ones that don't and same
01:49:23.280 in canada that don't give a fuck not even realizing this these our countries have been at war for 20
01:49:27.120 years and these guys are going off to fight on your behalf uh you know because it could be that
01:49:32.720 thank goodness like do you not understand when these people like they they went in your stead like
01:49:37.920 like whatever there used to be a time when the leaders or the king or whoever would say i need
01:49:45.760 50 i need 5 000 men from your city we're going to fight the persians or whatever and it wasn't
01:49:51.600 optional soldiers would come go you're big enough get in you're old enough in you go on the wagon
01:50:01.520 so that sucks that's something you don't want to have happen or you have a large you know as
01:50:06.160 as much as you can maintain a standing professional army that will you know hopefully be able to do
01:50:10.800 the job and there's no need to go grab a bunch of guys because that's shit that sucks so when you
01:50:18.480 start doing that when you have a professional army it's like shit's getting real now and um
01:50:28.000 let's be honest western world i i don't think it's much better in the united states if you guys say it
01:50:35.280 is i'm gonna i think i bet you're lying the attrition there's a crisis in the canadian military
01:50:41.120 like it's not it's gonna employ it's gonna collapse on itself there's corporals managing companies
01:50:46.800 somehow like this is nuts i know sergeants doing like five jobs he's like well i'm the platoon sergeant
01:50:53.040 the platoon commander i'm the lab sergeant on the recce warrant and i'm the fucking ops warrant
01:50:58.880 so five i mean very senior jobs it's not like just any sergeant does these jobs it's like the good
01:51:07.440 ones you know like anything else it's like oh okay we've got uh 10 senior sergeant positions and we
01:51:14.000 have 40 sergeants which ones should do the really very important ones like make sure food gets where
01:51:18.720 it's supposed to go and bullets and like because if we don't have that we're fucking done obviously
01:51:23.440 the good ones are going to do that so like one guy is doing multiple layers of those jobs i know
01:51:31.280 several and they're like i can't dude it's fucking wild you would never imagine he's like i'm sleeping
01:51:38.240 at work because there's no time i have to work till midnight sleep at four hours get up from under my
01:51:45.680 desk and go back to work and do more because it's i mean i'm doing it i'm the lab sergeant i'm the
01:51:50.400 fucking ops warrant what in the fuck are you talking about i know we live in a society you
01:51:58.880 know it's getting bad in there how close are we to start drafting people because you're risking a
01:52:07.600 full-on fucking collapse here especially if things escalate it's like all right it's looking like war
01:52:12.880 is on for real morale is very very low i'm telling a lot of people are gonna go you know what all of a
01:52:19.280 sudden i'm a conscientious objector and i won't take any more boosters and blah blah blah blah
01:52:25.760 oh look at that thousands of men don't don't want to be in the army anymore you're gonna run into that
01:52:29.600 problem which you already can't fucking afford you're down companies of guys all over the dude um
01:52:39.120 if they're not seriously talking about this right now at the highest levels like we may have to
01:52:44.160 conscript people if that's not being discussed in a serious way they have no intention of actually
01:52:49.680 winning because this is something that should be addressed immediately you know if you have any hope
01:52:58.480 okay all right i guess just whatever
01:53:01.600 hopefully you don't get drafted all you double boosted people unfortunately i'm not uh qualified
01:53:11.280 i'm a medical risk you know like not vaccinated shit can't get drafted crappy
01:53:19.920 and you know what if you want to lean on the fact that well canada's never had a draft canada's never
01:53:24.800 well i think there was some conscription at the end of world war ii
01:53:27.280 but not a lot like well it's not like that not like army guys are coming to your town and just
01:53:34.240 you know it's like you'd get it in the mail or do you get an email like report to your recruiting
01:53:38.240 station or the cops come and arrest you put you in prison that could be your life you know i don't
01:53:43.600 ever happen bro it's like that we don't have we don't have tens of thousands of patriotic blue
01:53:50.240 collar men anymore that will show up when the war propaganda starts with no one's it's not going to
01:53:56.160 happen they'll be like all right we need all these volunteers you'll get like 40 people show up
01:54:04.080 and they're not going to be the people you want and you're going to be like
01:54:06.480 fuck all right um how about this how about we you do it or we send you to prison
01:54:15.440 and you know what a great thing especially the russians did this too they had penal battalions so
01:54:19.040 did the germans prisoner soldiers it's like you have to do it or i'll shoot you
01:54:24.320 like oh fuck you know war can be a lot of fun guys it can be a lot of fun so just have an optimistic
01:54:30.160 you know positive attitude about it and you know you can play games with the other penal calling
01:54:36.240 soldiers and be like i bet i live longer in this minefield than you do bitch
01:54:42.640 fuck you no way if i do i'm eating your ration i'm eating your bread ration
01:54:47.040 oh he blows up like yeah war fucking russ is fun
01:54:56.800 i'm so glad i slava ukrain i am so glad i've i encouraged so much of this to escalate to this
01:55:02.960 point that now i'm fucking my life is ruined and i'm in a minefield i'm so smart i'm so happy i'm
01:55:10.960 so happy i've done what i've done i love my zelensky tattoo
01:55:19.200 they're talking about putting a bust of this asshole
01:55:22.880 in in the white house or in congress yes here it is
01:55:26.160 a republican congressman introduced a resolution to place a permanent bust of zelensky in the u.s
01:55:33.600 capitol are you i mean the level of cringe is insane
01:55:39.440 i feel like the capitol building like like you know when there's an earthquake and a big crack
01:55:46.160 goes up the side of the building like and it's just that would happen if you if you do this the
01:55:51.600 building itself will refuse to acknowledge this level of clownery there's going to be a point i
01:55:57.120 mean it very high level psycho scary freemason people built washington dc very it's formed in the
01:56:05.040 shape of like a pentagram literally it's it's fucked up but hey
01:56:12.160 those buildings are they're they'll only they'll only put up with so much nonsense
01:56:16.560 okay they're gonna be like listen we come from a serious time when people took this
01:56:22.080 shit seriously and you guys are just making a joke out of this now
01:56:25.920 you know i don't want to play with you guys i want to play with serious players i don't i don't
01:56:30.640 want to play with people i mean who is this some midget gay jewish guy from ukraine
01:56:37.760 why is he in your bill what the you're supposed to be
01:56:43.920 this is lame i'm leaving and then the building just explodes just explodes
01:56:52.640 that's probably what the capitol building will probably explode he's he's planning to bomb the
01:56:56.240 capital no i'm saying the artistic integrity of the people that built the building their their
01:57:01.280 very essence and the effort they put into making sure it was perfect and it was you know beautiful
01:57:05.120 and gorgeous whatever that will that will manifest itself in a collective rage of the of the the
01:57:10.160 ghosts and the phantoms uh that have gone before and create a a psycho plastic psycho psycho
01:57:15.840 phantasmic um tear in the time space continuum that will erupt into a hydrogen nuclear bomb blast
01:57:23.280 essentially is the equivalent and just the entire building will just explode and then collapse on
01:57:28.800 itself and then leave the dimension like in poltergeist have you seen poltergeist mr president
01:57:34.960 yes yeah the whole house just crumples up horrifyingly and then just gets sucked into this
01:57:39.120 light and it's just gone and there's you know a hole in the ground that's what the capitol
01:57:43.120 building is going to do if you do this how sure am i
01:57:47.840 seven out of ten
01:57:55.920 it's your odds it's your election don't look at me you know a bust of zelensky
01:58:04.480 permanently for all time for all time
01:58:07.360 oh my god bro please i think but you have so many other people you want to put another bust in
01:58:25.200 there let's go down the list of dead americans that are awesome how much time you got no no no
01:58:33.520 fuck all them zelensky
01:58:39.520 are you playing current thing with the very architectural history of our most cherished
01:58:43.840 building yes we're playing current thing with the capitol building oh no and you know what we're
01:58:49.440 not fucking i just had a horrible premonition no no no this can't happen it's it's possible it's very
01:58:58.720 unlikely but it's possible
01:59:05.200 because even even the color white is under attack now do you know this see if i can find this quickly
01:59:16.640 yeah so like so like the word field the word field as in field of crops as in field of fire as in
01:59:26.480 a 400 meter field i must cross under taliban machine guns i hope i don't die you know field
01:59:33.840 that is a racist word and the university of southern california is removing it because it may offend
01:59:39.040 descendants of slavery
01:59:42.960 that's totally rational
01:59:46.480 um
01:59:46.720 the german justice minister has been replaced because well we could have this person instead
01:59:53.280 for no reason he didn't do anything wrong he didn't do anything illegal he didn't get no they
01:59:58.000 were just like hey you're fired why oh we need to hire this woman because she's black and a woman and
02:00:05.280 you you know
02:00:10.560 green party fired justice minister dirk adams ostensibly for no other reason than being who
02:00:15.760 he is a white guy and replaced him with an unqualified woman of african heritage good so that's good
02:00:22.160 and then of course finally um the color white is itself racist according to to paul here the never
02:00:28.640 ending list of things that are racist has just been updated to include checks notes updated
02:00:36.160 the color white
02:00:43.520 yes according to norwegian academics it's not enough to recognize the inherent bigotry of whiteness or
02:00:49.600 white privilege the very color of the paint used to decorate many houses in norway is also a core
02:00:55.520 component of racist oppression from the research project how norway made the world whiter nor
02:01:01.680 white co-authored by ingrid harland an associate professor at the university of bergen we learn
02:01:06.640 that quote whiteness is not only a cultural and societal condition tied to skin color privileges
02:01:11.680 and systematic exclusion but materialize everywhere around us second one cannot underestimate this
02:01:17.360 materialization without understanding the societal technological and aesthetic conditions
02:01:22.720 of the color itself study notes that norway is not a quote so just for a second earlier when
02:01:29.760 you already was talking about the ideological subversion all that kind of stuff there's another
02:01:33.680 word that came out of the cold war called uh it's called i've said it many times it's a real world
02:01:37.680 it's called gobbledygook gobbledygook do you know what it means it means that it means a bunch of
02:01:44.080 nonsense because that's what communists do they talk in a bunch of nonsense to make it sound like
02:01:49.280 complicated and you're you just don't understand you just no it's just nonsense none of it means
02:01:53.280 anything when you really pick it apart it's like this is just a bunch of nonsense words
02:01:58.160 these are retarded arguments this is all just this is like what is this this is trash you know
02:02:03.680 it's gobbledygook anyway that's what that was conventional colonial power and therefore presumably
02:02:09.680 these deranged imbeciles were forced to find something else that the country had to apologize for
02:02:15.200 before deciding upon white paint the research project also investigates the dark racial history
02:02:22.000 of the chemical compound titanium dioxide and notes how the process of making white paint
02:02:26.480 with the far i knew it previously obtained was invented in 1916 by two norwegian chemists
02:02:31.680 dr peder farrup and dr gustav jebsen talk about a pair of white supremacists as everyone knows before
02:02:37.200 the early 20th century the color white wasn't used anywhere else in the entire world i mean did it even exist
02:02:43.760 this study is of course being funded by the government your tax money hard at work and guess
02:02:48.800 how much go on go on guess how much 10 grand 50 grand 100 grand nearly a million quid 12 million
02:02:56.880 norwegian krona for a study to investigate how white paint is racist what's next reparation for whenever
02:03:04.320 it snows a lot of snow in norway beluga whales they live in norway they're white should they be forced
02:03:09.600 to take a knee limestone it's white it's in norway and it's almost certainly racist critical race theory
02:03:15.040 and intersectionality at its finest don't you just love it
02:03:18.640 get so there's that
02:03:32.800 did you touch the wires kevin never touch the wires the fuck is wrong with you
02:03:40.560 i said what the
02:03:48.640 in the future
02:03:54.800 kevin oh my in the future
02:04:06.080 in the in the future the white house
02:04:13.600 the white house
02:04:14.480 you can see it can't you you can see exactly where i'm going
02:04:25.440 there's no limit there's nothing there's nothing sacred
02:04:32.160 they'll paint a fucking rainbow flag on it i swear to god they will
02:04:36.160 or they'll paint it black
02:04:42.480 just to make a point i don't know what's going on with this
02:04:45.360 kevin i don't know what you're doing over there but let's turn that off you're fun
02:04:49.920 the spider hunt had better have gone well because that was a terrible performance at uh at audio guy
02:04:55.920 i used to have dead dennis you know for all his laziness and horrible stench
02:05:04.160 it usually worked you're all for one
02:05:12.800 and we all miss stacy very much
02:05:14.400 what is anybody even talking about anymore that doesn't matter nobody cares nobody's ever cared
02:05:25.600 it doesn't matter hopefully they're not that so yeah that one super demand that one super chat
02:05:30.960 ate up some time didn't it pilot mike how are you doing sir he says the sun's really sick no room
02:05:35.920 to emerge in langley that's awful sorry came home so he could rest after waiting outside for an hour
02:05:41.840 more migrants will make it better glad my wife isn't allowed to work there anymore oh isn't that
02:05:45.760 right fuck canadian workers especially health care workers i know we're in a crisis but fuck them
02:05:54.000 they're still not allowed back into in two provinces and most of them have left anyway
02:05:58.160 they don't want to come they're they're in the united states working now a lot of them so that's good
02:06:02.480 we're doing good donkey how are you he said here's a conspiracy maybe since our lobster's
02:06:08.640 resources are being sold to other countries that is why we have this new activism mentality it's not to
02:06:14.960 protest the environment from us but china it's not protect the environment from us but china
02:06:28.640 you're suggesting
02:06:29.600 what exactly that we're doing global warming because china
02:06:40.560 just they should just tell the truth if they weren't there's no reason not to tell the truth
02:06:44.320 like they're just being shitty you know it's it's all it is there's why do people lie to do shitty
02:06:50.080 things you know oh right i forgot that's always the reason uh slab of monolitas is apparently tarantulas
02:06:56.400 taste like crabs i right gross i don't crabs are fucked up too crabs are just sea spiders spiders of
02:07:03.760 the sea
02:07:06.720 they disguise themselves they look like aliens monsters they've got those big pointy legs
02:07:16.320 they can run laterally
02:07:19.760 yeah i don't know if i don't know why anybody looked at that and goes i bet that tastes great
02:07:23.120 let me eat that space alien on from underwater looks like a baby fucking xenomorph let me let me
02:07:29.120 bite into this this is gonna taste awesome how hungry do you have to be to see a crab
02:07:33.360 fucking you know its eyes are oh god oh i'm really hungry i'll eat that what do you even do do we do
02:07:41.920 we cook it with something i guess it's just a hard exoskeleton it's like a bug like you're eating a bug
02:07:48.320 from the ocean that's what it is
02:07:53.040 so like when i say i will not eat the bugs i'm not fucking around i don't like lobsters and i don't
02:07:57.440 like crabs either because they're bugs they're little insects that crawl on the bottom of the
02:08:01.920 ocean eating trash they eat trash they eat shit that other fish don't want falls to the bottom
02:08:07.280 of the ocean and you're like i'll eat that and you're eating a trash trash monster insect monster
02:08:13.520 from the depths of hell from the depths of the ocean
02:08:19.840 lobsters are even creepier looking ocean circs yeah that's what they are
02:08:26.400 so this is a good deal for me i don't mind at all selling all of our all of our uh crab insect psycho
02:08:34.640 weird feet sea bugs to the chinese they can eat them all they like to eat the bugs they do it anyway i
02:08:40.880 told you i saw a video of one of them eating tarantulas like they were fucking doritos
02:08:47.040 no hesitation clearly enjoying it oh this is a good fucking giant tarantula oh let me try it
02:08:52.160 oh i'm gonna dip some sauce in it tarantulas like help me chomp chomp chomp chomp it was like being
02:08:58.400 eaten by a tyrannosaurus it was fucking horrifying that was the only time in my life i ever felt bad
02:09:02.240 for a spider i watched its eyes like no get sucked into this woman like whoa that's powerful
02:09:11.680 that's a power move could you imagine being in some kind of like wartime negotiation situation
02:09:16.640 like with some russians and the russian colonel comes in and it's a woman and you're like well
02:09:21.280 that's weird you're like this is probably not a good something's going on here and she comes
02:09:26.800 in with a big bowl of fucking tarantulas and just sits down
02:09:29.120 hello i hope you do not mind i am hungry i'm going to have snack as you speak
02:09:40.240 you may proceed takes the fucking blanket off the ball it's a bunch of tarantulas
02:09:45.040 puts a fucking sauce jar down and just starts mowing down live tarantulas
02:09:55.440 what the what the fuck are you doing
02:09:58.560 is this problem cut yeah i think yeah what the fuck what do you what do you want what do you
02:10:09.360 want me to do because i'm 50 sure you're dracula i'm not even going to contend with whatever the
02:10:16.960 fuck you are you're made of something else i've never encountered before i don't know what i'm
02:10:21.920 just going to air on the side of caution what do you what do you want what do you want me to do
02:10:25.360 do are you a dude can you fly like can you turn invisible i don't know what the fuck you are i don't
02:10:30.320 know what the fuck you are you just ate two tarantulas like it was cheese like it was like it was cheetos
02:10:35.840 like it was fucking a hungover uncle at your child's birthday party just eating you know cupcake you
02:10:42.640 know it's crazy i'm not contending with this instant surrender right so that's what the russians will
02:10:52.320 do they'll send tarantula eating
02:11:02.640 i know what you're thinking how can you keep doing this show and respecting yourself and i say
02:11:06.400 i haven't respected myself in a long time tarantulas tastes like crabs fuck crabs
02:11:13.680 the ocean nope anyway chet schism harry sir he says we are all fucked when klaus shrub
02:11:21.520 and gates unleash the tarantulasaurus rex well now you're talking nightmare fuel he says i hate this
02:11:27.520 new form of warfare kevin needs to harden the fuck up to fight that shit i know i'm trying man i'm
02:11:32.080 trying him on everything i tried him on spider killing i tried him on audio guy
02:11:38.800 he's he's phil's cocaine cutter now he's supposed to be cutting cutting up lines right now upstairs
02:11:47.520 he's i mean it's a very specific way he likes it done and i i mean kevin's over too so i mean he's
02:11:53.520 probably gonna get that wrong and god knows what's gonna happen then
02:11:55.760 phil no you can't kill him that defeats the point phil
02:12:05.680 because we're trying to fit we're trying to make an example of him that if even kevin can be saved
02:12:10.480 you know less people will give up you just murder him arbitrarily you can't just snow you can't just
02:12:17.280 snap his neck like in the movie see i already know anyway i gotta get back to this you do
02:12:21.920 just don't kill him do yeah give him a wedgie i don't care swirlies burn him with cigarettes i
02:12:28.480 don't care just don't kill him kevin does need to hurry up short long says uh rumor rumor has it
02:12:34.400 they backtracked on the yes they did uh did the feds postings have anything to do with it i don't
02:12:39.360 think so i'll tell you what my opinion on that in a second colbert's mom says imagine how many spiders
02:12:43.280 are in that wood pile shut your fucking mouth you shut your whore mouth you tried to adopt kevin
02:12:50.800 you would you would be in league with the spiders trying to adopt kevin hanging out with spiders
02:12:58.800 i'm getting paranoid of everyone now
02:13:01.840 slumadian says this stream is a little dark so say what you will about pedophiles but at least
02:13:06.960 they drive through school zones slower that's how you identify them the ones that care too much
02:13:15.840 i just want to be extra extra safe around all the kids you know why do you want to be extra extra
02:13:20.160 safe i can understand extra safe but you said extra twice and you did some weird like like like you
02:13:26.560 licked your lip or something it was anybody else see that i just got a weird vibe from this guy did
02:13:31.120 anybody else feel that did you how are any of these even your kids by the way they're not
02:13:42.160 so you're just a random guy from neighborhood that likes coming to these kids like uh junior high
02:13:45.920 school games yeah tell your tell your sisters stay stay the fuck away from that guy yeah no he's a
02:13:56.720 fucking i think he's a you tell me if you see him again okay
02:14:07.440 they drive through slower through school zones which is good you know short and long says what's
02:14:11.680 air defense do we have aid at some uh orkland uh guns a few man pads what am i missing those 80
02:14:19.440 systems are brand new yeah we're buying brand new state-of-the-art
02:14:22.240 shit and giving it to them like that's the situation that's how bad ukraine needs to be
02:14:27.360 slobbed dr jen stein says our pure blood is now very valuable i can envision forced blood
02:14:33.040 camp farms oh my god
02:14:38.000 that's horrible dude that's nightmare no that's terrifying
02:14:45.840 what is this place
02:14:47.280 oh my god it's just empty warehouses and just people in beds being sucked of their
02:14:55.360 blood into a giant blood collection vat
02:15:03.520 oh my god
02:15:05.920 he's seen too much
02:15:10.080 oh
02:15:10.160 oh it's dark and then and then you wake up like oh it's just a dream but nope you're plugged
02:15:17.680 into the blood machine with everyone else no that's one of the scariest
02:15:23.280 man dark who who else said it was dark dark keep somebody keep an eye on dr jenstein
02:15:29.440 jenstein
02:15:32.240 what kind of doctor are you exactly i'm gonna need some clarification
02:15:36.560 what kind of doctor we talking about here who what are you thinking about in your off time
02:15:44.640 it's not about curing cancer that's for sure you're not that kind of doctor
02:15:51.280 a doctor that envisions forced blood forms
02:15:55.200 where the people are milked like animals like cattle really it's they are kept alive just enough to
02:16:02.240 well produce blood really and then as quick as it's made it's drained out and they are nothing more
02:16:09.920 than a human battery
02:16:12.880 from which there is no escape
02:16:15.440 there is disney plus however
02:16:18.080 but you know it's a lot of the same shows and you get tired after quite quite a short amount of time
02:16:24.080 you'd be surprised there's only so many good episodes of the simpsons and
02:16:28.240 it's hell you'll lay there and you just get sucked of blood forever it's horrible
02:16:37.440 angel of wrath says it'll be like the movie daybreakers is that already a thing i don't want to know
02:16:42.720 shit like that freaks me out that that stuff like that stuff that i can like it's very unlikely
02:16:48.000 but it's possible in human like people could do i could see how that could happen oh that
02:16:53.200 fucking freaks me out you know once you understand what people are capable of
02:17:00.880 you're like oh that could be real like black mirror you ever black mirror is an amazing television
02:17:05.840 show and uh that was like that there was a fair amount of episodes of that shows where i'd turn it
02:17:11.680 off and i'd be like that was disturbing that that bothered me i wish i hadn't seen that i think i don't
02:17:19.840 know i'm gonna watch something else now to watch the that horrifying it felt like someone showed you
02:17:26.960 the future it's like hey check this shit out you're like that's awful like yep that's your life coming
02:17:30.800 soon see you later and you're like oh i didn't i wish i didn't see that i don't know i don't want to
02:17:36.560 so vex demise is eat them before they eat you rage eat who the spiders what are you nuts or the chinese
02:17:41.840 you want me to be a cannibal i i don't know if i had to choose between human flesh and eating a
02:17:46.800 fucking spider
02:17:53.520 like let's make it cooked human flesh too like as like a like a pork chop
02:18:01.680 which allegedly people taste like pork apparently
02:18:04.640 maybe that's why it's verboten in so many religions i don't know are we are we literally
02:18:12.080 related to pigs oh god i don't know
02:18:17.520 that's like the cruel joke that's so that's how god made people uh throw a little bit of pig in there
02:18:24.480 and monkey people yeah pig monkey yeah we'll just yeah looks good
02:18:29.280 what is this i don't know let's see what happens
02:18:37.520 what the fuck am i talking about horrible horrible i don't know if i'd rather eat cooked
02:18:43.120 human flesh or a live spider that is honestly a tough call
02:18:53.840 i feel like i convinced myself that whoever this person was i probably hated them anyway
02:18:58.800 the statistics are good yeah i i would probably rather eat the human flesh than the spider to be
02:19:06.160 honest i just gave you know the cia so much ammunition they're going to torture me with spiders now
02:19:11.760 great great
02:19:19.680 no that it was all a ruse i'm just trying to trick them
02:19:22.080 what i'm really scared of is is money and kittens and you know
02:19:33.760 don't do that would be awful i would hate that that would be terrible uh angel races would you
02:19:39.680 prefer to eat the spiders or the june bugs oh that's probably the june bugs but barely barely
02:19:45.840 we kill them for a reason they won't shut the fuck up you can't make a treaty with the june bugs you
02:19:51.120 can do it with spiders june bugs they won't do it they're too stupid they're like animals they're
02:19:58.320 they're you can't even speak to a june bug there's no telepathic communication with june bugs you know
02:20:03.520 what spiders are like they all have you know that creepy hissing that they do but it's always like some
02:20:08.880 kind of weird eastern european or or like a british accent june bugs are just like
02:20:15.360 and slamming their stupid heads against me and i like sugar
02:20:20.720 like you can't there's nothing going on in there you just you have to wipe them out you have to kill
02:20:24.720 them all you have to
02:20:28.400 do you want your kids living in a world if we didn't cleanse the earth of june bugs every
02:20:32.240 year do you know how many there would be this is a whole secret thing that goes on do you people
02:20:36.240 not know about this there's an entire army of people a secret underground world
02:20:45.280 mostly diagonal but some people from from uh triangulon are there the hyphenated islands
02:20:51.840 participate as well
02:20:56.720 keeping the scourge of the june bugs at bay we have a quota we have to kill so many we have it
02:21:01.600 average down to where we can never eradicate them fully but if we kill at least this money every
02:21:08.160 year we will keep their numbers down so that we don't have what happened last time happen again
02:21:13.840 it's ancient sacred knowledge we used to be slaves to the june bugs okay and it was only because there
02:21:19.600 was just so many we had to do what they said so just thank your lucky stars that out there somewhere
02:21:24.480 is some brave heroic soul that is is murdering genociding entire nests of june bugs so you don't
02:21:30.720 have to live under their oppressive wrath
02:21:36.240 once you've lived under the torment of the june bugs
02:21:40.560 hell seems like a vacation okay so you're welcome you're welcome world won't hold still says plot twist
02:21:48.000 water chestnuts are june bugs don't eat the bugs water chestnuts are june bugs what are you talking
02:21:53.760 about what there's water june bugs oh man i may have thrown the whole war off they may be secretly
02:22:00.960 building an army in the water now shoot we're in problem poop up platter slightly a little bigger than
02:22:08.560 last time a little bit bigger still below average but a little not bad you know it's okay it's okay
02:22:14.800 you know you can you know you're not ahead of the pack by any means but you know a lot of women
02:22:21.280 don't mind what kind of a stream is this it's one that no one should watch i don't know how
02:22:29.440 many times i have to say it but if you if you really i mean if you have to ragingdistant.com has
02:22:34.480 all the links to all the stuff that you need and if you don't bookmark it you're stupid because
02:22:37.440 they're gonna ban me on whatever you're watching probably
02:22:40.320 and then it's gone forever and then how the fuck are you gonna know about the june bugs are
02:22:46.000 you gonna know anything no you're not
02:22:50.080 none of it you're not gonna find out what happens to kevin
02:22:54.720 how are you how are you gonna go on with these unanswered questions
02:23:00.000 i couldn't that's why i can't stop
02:23:06.080 i'm not in charge of anything i don't even know what i say when i turn this off it's blacked out
02:23:09.680 this whole time i'm possessed by some kind of demonic force fully admit that i have no idea what
02:23:15.760 it is i don't know what its ultimate i have no idea what its long-term plan is i'm just along for the
02:23:22.480 ride guys i have no power over this whatsoever i make no decisions i'm a prisoner in my own mind i'm
02:23:29.200 completely possessed by some kind i think it could be loki i don't know but
02:23:37.200 anyway just letting you know what you're getting into all right
02:23:41.760 very confusing disturbing mess someone mentioned human centipede why would you bring that up it's
02:23:47.440 terrible man on the mountain says what's the best way to take out a june bug as he's on a final
02:23:53.200 on final in a kamikaze drive right for your head flamethrower you can miss with a flamethrower
02:23:57.920 the flames can engulf the june bug let no no no no no no no we'll play a highlight reel here i'll
02:24:05.520 show you real quick all right we got some of the top june bug kills of the season here from 2022
02:24:14.160 it's just espn montage cutaways transitions you know people slow motion crushing june bugs
02:24:20.560 fairies chewing one with his teeth you know you're just like oh my god
02:24:27.600 we get the top june bug kills of the year
02:24:33.440 as you can see here uh back early in the season
02:24:37.600 uh he waited for it all year he was rated all year for this man on the mountain comes out he tries the
02:24:42.160 flame thrower but it backfires now you've just got what do you got what do you got done well you know
02:24:49.120 what you got you said a june bug on fire june bugs aren't stopped by fire now you've just got a flaming
02:24:55.840 june bug coming out your head and you know what that means
02:25:00.640 that's right done we've lost a lot of good men to flaming june bugs to the head that year thank goodness
02:25:12.560 thank goodness a bulk of a lot of the work a lot of the work was uh somehow done by one quick dub
02:25:19.120 actually had the high score 299 000 on the season if you can believe that
02:25:30.640 he's just killing so many he doesn't have time to do much else i mean it's he's really
02:25:38.560 i read a statistic this year don i'm not kidding it without quick dubs participation uh june bug
02:25:44.000 population actually would have been up nine percent this year he said it was down two he's down two
02:25:50.320 so we're gonna have to give killer of the year away to him obviously and uh
02:25:54.880 uh the always coveted but never wanted nice try better luck next time goes to man on the mountain
02:26:01.360 with the flamethrower that's all we have tonight tune in next year for another psychotic breakdown
02:26:08.880 where i give a sportscaster like presentation overview against an imaginary war against an insect
02:26:14.560 master race right here on probably rage cast 391 maybe or maybe i'm in jail again i don't know
02:26:26.320 i don't know it could happen tomorrow could be tomorrow honestly i don't know that's it
02:26:32.480 that's it that's all i was ready to do where are my drugs i was part of the contract where's the drugs
02:26:37.840 guys i'll do them right on air i'll do them right on air i'll ruin this whole thing right now i don't
02:26:42.480 give a fuck you know i don't care you know i'll do it that's it
02:27:02.800 this is a stupid street they're all stupid and nobody cares nobody's ever cared
02:27:09.040 because it doesn't matter between the june bugs and the russians and the communists and the i mean
02:27:15.920 what a gee my god my god
02:27:22.720 it's tremendous it's amazing what people are putting up with and the innovations you know
02:27:27.920 we're at the point now where even you know the drug trade has gotten proliferated to such heights
02:27:43.120 the money is so i mean it's right there in your face i mean you see these drug
02:27:46.960 guys i mean they're running they're living like kingpins you know there's so many of them
02:27:49.840 even birds are getting in on it now
02:27:58.960 a pigeon was caught by canadian authorities as it was discovered the pigeon had a backpack full of
02:28:04.640 crystal meth
02:28:07.200 okay pigeons are trafficking meth now because it's that there's that much money in it and there's that
02:28:12.880 there's no other jobs left in canada you can't work on the fucking oil rigs there's barely any spots
02:28:18.880 it's not coming back it's very tightly it's hard to get don't even try don't even forget it all right
02:28:28.080 there's the serb money has run out
02:28:32.560 what is anybody gonna do now now you even have to compete with pigeons for as as like uh as like
02:28:39.680 a drugged a mule pigeons are taking up jobs now
02:28:43.040 the bird was found in the prison yard at the pacific institution correctional facility in
02:28:51.440 vancouver of course it was vancouver of course it was you
02:28:56.960 this was crj who did this
02:29:00.960 you know what he's like with birds
02:29:04.080 yeah he did this
02:29:05.040 i'm confident he covered his tracks and will never be able to prove it but i i think i think he did
02:29:10.880 this
02:29:14.560 the pacific regional president of the union of canadian correctional officers stated the pigeon
02:29:20.000 was that was captured by correction officers was carrying a miniature backpack with 30 grams of crystal
02:29:27.440 meth a pigeon was found carrying a small backpack filled with crystal that's a picture of it
02:29:34.640 there's a picture of the pigeon with his little backpack on like what this is my cousin's backpack
02:29:41.520 nope nothing to see here i'm just going home from school what are you doing no
02:29:47.600 what's in the backpack sir uh nothing definitely not definitely not loaded with crystal meth
02:29:52.800 why did the pigeon just fly away what an idiot so at least he's off the streets but i mean i have
02:29:57.600 a feeling a pigeon this stupid he's going to be right listen first time offense first of all 30
02:30:03.360 grams worst case scenario this pigeon's doing 90 days worst case scenario he's going to be right
02:30:10.240 back at this in six months he's probably going to have friends he's going to learn what he did
02:30:15.440 wrong in there the other guys are going to tell him what he did wrong and how to get caught
02:30:19.280 and how to really run that now there's going to be an empire of drug smuggling pigeons all over
02:30:24.480 british columbia mainland get your fucking shit together british columbia i am sick and tired of
02:30:31.280 you fucking assholes with your big trees and your amazing weather all the time it's
02:30:37.280 fucking cool oh what are you i'm just going for a jog in february in canada
02:30:41.680 fuck you the rest of us are dead it's like february why even live you know but in british columbia
02:30:47.680 they're in their fucking short shorts they're going for a jog and now there's you need to
02:30:53.120 do you care about anything do you care about anything now there's a pigeon smuggling drug
02:30:57.280 empire just waiting to happen right beneath your nose on top of everything else never mind you
02:31:02.080 couldn't care you didn't care about with the chinese smuggling the fentanyl
02:31:08.960 if the pigeons go to work with the chinese are you even is that anything anything you're going to be
02:31:12.560 able to handle for fuck's sakes british columbia and higher back your unvaccinated workers you
02:31:19.680 idiots what are you doing the fuck are you doing you won't hire the unvaccinated workers back to work
02:31:26.000 and you've got the prison you've got fucking pigeon el chapo now
02:31:29.520 who is running that play what fucking kind of carnival circus
02:31:39.440 what kind of r-rated jim carrey movie is british columbia right now
02:31:48.880 i need an answer to this question
02:31:50.560 this is really spiraling out of control guys this is getting really this is i'm gonna finish this
02:32:00.560 story i guess but i'm just i just want you to know as a province i you guys are really somebody
02:32:05.600 needs to start coming to work somebody somewhere so let's let's hear about
02:32:10.800 fucking breaking bad pigeon here last week at the pacific institution in abbotsford
02:32:18.240 the correctional facility staff says the bird was spotted with its bag of drugs in the yard on
02:32:24.160 december 29th and officers set up a trap to catch it i love this timeline i need to i need guys there's
02:32:34.480 nothing good happening all right everything is fucking fucked beyond all imagination all right
02:32:39.760 the ship is vertical we're just sinking in there's nothing that can be done at least i mean
02:32:44.720 at least appreciate that it had to get this ridiculous like western civilization was so good
02:32:50.800 to destroy it it had to be brought to the ninth circle of clown hell where there's pigeon there's
02:32:56.160 there's pigeon drug lords you know that's how bad it had to get so if we're going down
02:33:03.200 it fuck it wasn't easy this was a task this had to go to levels of lunacy that even
02:33:09.360 hades themselves no one in their wildest imaginations could ever predict that clown world would have to
02:33:15.040 get as bad as it is is that a man dressed as a woman with giant like level fucking dungeons and
02:33:20.240 dragons you know titty fuck yes it is it and it and we like it we're doing it now it's fine
02:33:27.200 are you cutting the dicks off of children yeah yeah we're doing that too pigeons are selling drugs
02:33:32.320 it's like they're trying to the the kraken variant the kraken the kraken variant
02:33:47.680 they're just laughing at you the kraken variant
02:33:50.720 are you serious
02:33:59.040 like let's just see how ridiculous they're just there's a machine there's a machine i swear to
02:34:03.600 fucking christ there is just like this just like one of these they've got a dial on it this is look
02:34:08.320 there's the ridiculousness dial right here and they're just like slowly like keeping an eye on
02:34:13.920 you monitoring the levels down here like of like total madness and like anarchy and then like
02:34:22.960 yeah
02:34:24.960 let's see see if you just do it slow enough
02:34:27.920 yeah here we're almost there watch watch here we go yeah i'm gonna bring it all the way up to
02:34:33.360 complete complete clownery complete total unbelievable mind y'all we're almost there
02:34:38.800 and once you get there see well what happened was uh the fabric of reality itself just ceased to exist
02:34:50.000 all life in the known galaxy just ceased to exist at once uh the simulation had been overloaded by too
02:34:55.920 much nonsense it just but you know it's like sure i short-circuited the known universe is what i did
02:35:03.040 that's what they're doing that's what they're doing at cern there's no way to explain this
02:35:08.800 and i know you're some idiot out there is like actually bro pigeons have always been used as
02:35:21.680 messenger carriers going back to the first world war they would write messages and tie them all
02:35:25.680 into the legs of the pigeon and the pigeon would fly it's called a messenger pigeon carrier
02:35:30.640 yeah i fucking know that dickhead i'm saying that was what was once an ingenious and brilliant
02:35:36.880 way to communicate even that has been co-opted by hey bro wanna buy some fucking crank
02:35:46.640 how did it come to this like you must appreciate it you must appreciate how
02:35:51.280 fucking retarded this is no i don't know maybe they were maybe they refused to i know it's gonna
02:35:58.880 it's taking all night but it deserves to take all night british columbia itself should be on
02:36:03.280 fucking netflix miniseries of nonsense there's a lot of crazy stuff going on over there i know there
02:36:09.280 is i've forgotten a tremendous amount of it because it's too but it's in the files and it's like i
02:36:14.640 don't remember exactly what's in the british columbia file but i remember it's a big one it's a big one
02:36:18.960 it's a very big one it's one you don't forget it's one you see once you're like jesus christ you
02:36:23.680 know i wish i hadn't looked at that it's bad we'll just finish the stupid fucking prison pigeon drug
02:36:28.960 lord yeah whatever who cares nobody cares nobody cares bag of drugs in the yard on december 29th
02:36:36.400 and officers set up a trap to catch it they say they're always on the lookout for drones
02:36:42.960 but this is the first time they've encountered a pigeon drug smuggler the warden has confirmed
02:36:48.960 i love that they gave him a backpack
02:36:57.360 the pigeon's just like what bro what were you looking at pig
02:37:07.200 i wonder what gang the pigeon's in
02:37:11.520 because this isn't like some guy like this is a gang that was like listen we know how to get drugs
02:37:16.240 into the prison we're gonna use carrier pigeons he's gonna have a little backpack his name's
02:37:20.320 thomas he's gonna land we've trained him to land in the yard at exactly 3 p.m you're gonna go out
02:37:25.520 there and you want me to go i'll be get this straight
02:37:32.480 i know i know i know i was the guy saying can we not smuggle drugs in through the
02:37:36.000 asshole anymore i mean i know it's you know it's it's been working but sometimes it doesn't and
02:37:41.120 i've just i've always felt weird about it you know i mean every time i'm trying to get trying
02:37:46.960 to get lit up over my bunk i'm like thinking about i mean this was in a guy's asshole a little while
02:37:50.880 ago it's it's all it takes a you know i don't know but i but this you want me to go out there and
02:37:57.280 and what do a handoff of the bird he's got a backpack the fuck are you talking about
02:38:03.520 all right enough i'm done this is enough recent interception of contraband and says
02:38:08.240 oh i i i don't know i don't know boys she's bad you want to see a great troll this is how you troll
02:38:19.760 this is excellent this is when boomers think it's real it's a good troll it's pretty good um
02:38:26.320 i can't believe you'd fucking say that well that's because you had the your mind sucked
02:38:31.120 out of your head by television over the last 30 years and uh anyway check this out i am offended that
02:38:37.760 our children are not receiving affordable gender reassignment surgery along with hormone blockers
02:38:44.880 and access to abortions this alone is a threat to our democracy as justin trudeau only says
02:38:55.440 it just shows that you people do not care about our children and that these these are the same
02:39:03.280 people who refuse to obey the science and get fully vaccinated it's science people
02:39:14.640 and you are selfish murderers i could die don't you people care about my life you racist
02:39:23.600 you people that are listening to this and whatever you know you're missing just whatever you're imagining
02:39:29.520 this guy looks like increase increase the woke by you know warp nine you know i'm gonna give throw
02:39:36.800 kevin a bone here we're gonna do a star trek joke we're going fucking maximum velocity
02:39:41.760 like i don't know what else i mean you have to see it insensitive homophobic pigs
02:39:47.760 my 14 year old openly gay siblings transgender offspring also has two daddies who love their
02:39:56.640 offspring so much and cps is working overtime to take their child away however my biggest concern is
02:40:03.040 that my siblings offspring isn't allowed to play in the eight-year-old girls basketball league at the
02:40:08.480 ymca this alone is showcasing the worst form of transphobia and is a threat to our democracy my
02:40:15.760 siblings transgender offspring feels like an eight-year-old girl therefore they should be able
02:40:22.000 to play in the eight-year-old girls league imagine living in a world where a little transgender offspring
02:40:30.080 isn't allowed to follow their dreams because of transphobic trump supporters and science deniers and conspiracy
02:40:38.480 their acts i still have nightmares every single night because of the hateful things you get this
02:40:46.640 is an amazing performance like it's pretty good to do this like in front like to stay in character and
02:40:52.480 to not i mean there's an audience of people this is like at a town hall or something you know
02:40:59.040 this isn't like an official thing and this guy shows up with this flag and he's
02:41:03.200 fucking all in you know i mean bravo sir this is very entertaining i must say that donald trump said
02:41:11.200 on twitter i praise joe biden for having the courage and decency to stand up and say that poor kids are
02:41:18.640 just as bright as white kids in this previous election decency was on the ballot and that's
02:41:24.640 what i voted for not this racist dictator donald trump the orange man your time is up no your time
02:41:32.640 is up thank you
02:41:37.120 he kneels reiterate that we she feels it does the fist
02:41:45.840 ah yeah that's right make a mockery of the whole thing because it is
02:41:49.760 all ridiculous it's all ridiculous and insane that's the fucking point
02:41:56.800 you guys are bigots no you're retarded
02:42:02.640 what else there's a couple things i think maybe i'll look at but
02:42:27.440 this is another throwaway nonsense stream it's all who cares nobody cares
02:42:39.200 the pigeon delivered to the prison sounds like philip operation to me i think you're right sergeant rock
02:42:43.440 the pigeon's the pigeon's here let's go pigeon comes flying down
02:42:55.040 lands on the guy's arm what's up bro
02:43:02.720 fuckin fifth bun to the wing
02:43:08.800 sup bro thanks bro
02:43:10.000 he's the one that makes it feel all right
02:43:21.760 he's the one that makes it feel all right
02:43:23.760 he's the one that calls that a tender
02:43:25.600 i fuckin love that bird
02:43:31.040 bird's got a headset
02:43:34.160 this is pigeon two six i'm taking ground fire
02:43:38.000 guys are trying to knock it out of the air with fuckin tennis balls
02:43:40.560 and on the other side of the of the cops
02:44:00.320 you know who
02:44:00.880 sergeant rock broke broke the operation wide open
02:44:12.320 cold response is i wish we had fairy to dance like that he was i guarantee he was dancing
02:44:16.720 how do you have a shirt on i don't know it's wintertime it's calgary probably but it's all about
02:44:22.720 timing you never know one of these days hey sounds like a philip operation
02:44:29.520 uh nothing like flying some chalk in over the fence yeah that sounds like phil you're right
02:44:36.000 uh he says my fat fingers fucked up that super chat it was coke not
02:44:40.880 i said it sounds like him anyway it does
02:44:44.160 male hookers what do you want philip's got everything he's a
02:44:46.400 fucking disgusting scumbag uh but yeah i think it was philip operation all the way i i think you're
02:44:51.680 i think we established that motley crew helped us establish that it felt it felt right it feels
02:44:56.560 right it feels like that is hey you know feelings are facts right that's what they say so that's what
02:45:03.200 fucking happened i don't care what else add that that's canon now to diagonal canon bret
02:45:07.440 hart whatever other crazy shit i said today the goblin people i mean there's a lot there's a lot
02:45:11.760 to keep up with you know it's on purpose it's on purpose it's too much to keep up with it's a
02:45:17.440 smokescreen to hide my truly demonic intentions which again i again have no responsibility for any
02:45:23.120 of this i'm possessed by an evil demon i don't know what it wants it wants something
02:45:28.800 but it's unclear so anyway the demon is philip help blink twice if you're in danger i don't know
02:45:40.800 i'm scared
02:45:44.480 this is the weirdest edge of the internet there's nothing else like that what are you
02:45:47.760 what are you going to watch instead what are you what are you really going to watch instead
02:45:51.600 first of all you're in canada are you going to watch corner gas
02:46:02.400 it was all right
02:46:07.120 whatever wasn't that i could have made a better show than that you know that's what i'm saying
02:46:11.520 i am i could have i absolutely could
02:46:17.040 chet chisholm says this reminds me of the cocaine bear pablo escober
02:46:19.920 bear they made it into an awesome b horror movie i saw it with ray leota
02:46:23.840 it looked hilarious cocaine bear a bear is a true story gets into a big bag of cocaine
02:46:28.160 goes on a rampage hilarious horse breath did it did anyone die that'd be more insane
02:46:33.440 what happened to uncle uh what uncle tommy oh not this again uncle tommy
02:46:40.400 was killed by a rampaging cocaine bear all right what i we don't want to talk about it your mom's upset
02:46:47.040 she has a picture of him above the mail piece every time she sees it she's like a
02:46:52.880 fucking bear on cocaine every time she looks at it she's like a cocaine a cocaine bear like is am
02:46:59.840 i how do you not look at god be like am i a joke to you are we all is this a joke you killed my brother
02:47:07.360 with a cocaine bear what what possible
02:47:16.640 oh you know thousand ways to die cocaine bear i did not that wasn't on the being killed by a bear
02:47:23.040 alone is terrifying like that's that's so instinctually scary to men that it's common
02:47:30.560 psychologically to have dreams where a bear is chasing you through your house which isn't
02:47:36.960 something that happens but men still like
02:47:42.560 for whatever reason especially men that is because bears are frightening and it represents some kind of
02:47:47.680 psychological thing so being attacked and eaten by a bear is also is always because you're out there
02:47:54.000 like it could happen you know what i mean it's something you're gonna everybody's thought about
02:47:57.440 it what if this thing fucking
02:48:03.360 so that's not bad enough oh and by the way the bear is on cocaine what why just so it can't feel
02:48:08.560 anything you can put slugs into it doesn't even slow down it's coming it's eyes are bulging out of
02:48:12.400 its head it's all fucking juiced up on on it's all fucking gooned up on on blow dude
02:48:19.680 i shot it with a 50 cal i know but it's still just coming across the field like
02:48:24.960 like what the fuck you go up a tree it doesn't climb the tree it pulls the tree down eats your
02:48:30.800 face ah that's how tommy died a cocaine bear a cocaine bear killed tommy not even a regular
02:48:37.440 bear he had to be like some kind of freak show uh superhero marvel comic book bear something that
02:48:44.720 would never happen as you're dying how how what other thoughts could you have other than what in the
02:48:50.720 factual fuck is going on and like yeah that's it you're dead that's how your life gains a cocaine
02:48:55.520 bear oh you you die and you're like what the fuck and you're over there's a guy next to you and you're
02:49:01.520 like what happened to you how'd you die and he's like i overdosed on pigeon meth what the fuck is
02:49:06.240 happening you know clownery maximum we're just going to met we just break break the infinite timeline
02:49:12.560 curve so hold the the whole it the whole universe just implodes on itself that has to be what
02:49:17.440 cern is doing there's no other explanation
02:49:26.000 i want to say that i'm tired but it's like my soul's tired you know it's like i'm not tired but
02:49:30.400 part of me really deep down is like oh how much more much more is it gonna be horse breath says philip
02:49:36.960 has been sighted fighting three rhinos in a viral video rhino versus goat fight uh
02:49:42.240 uh that's just a tuesday for me i hear about it all the time scarecrows is the crow cartel will
02:49:49.120 not tolerate the incursion of the pigeon the pigeon this means war great now we've got bird wars i'm
02:49:58.240 sticking with the pigeons i'm sick so i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry it was it was a switch it was
02:50:02.960 a totally accidental i'm definitely obviously totally ever always staying with the crows always with the
02:50:09.520 crows because the crows are black and creepy they're scary looking they look they think it
02:50:13.040 seems like they know things you ever look at a crow watch you you ever be watched by a crow
02:50:19.440 they do it it's not like other animals that get like weirded out when you look at them and run away
02:50:25.120 a crow is just like
02:50:29.120 you walk under it it's fucking heads tilting around like the exorcist watching every move
02:50:33.280 like what the fuck are you doing like it knows it knows something ah ah what what
02:50:42.800 and it like flies away to another tree stops turns around and looks at you again
02:50:50.000 this is a true story has happened to me many times i'm like what the
02:50:54.720 fuck it's looking right at me from across the street now like am i supposed to follow you i gotta
02:51:02.160 go to school the teacher is never gonna believe i'm sorry i was coming to school but i was approached
02:51:09.840 by a crow obvious you know i was never it was never gonna fly crow you can't hold this against me
02:51:17.600 so if there's any if the crows want war i don't know it was never intentional i just i can't make this
02:51:23.440 work i can't sell to people why i went off on some seven-day interdimensional struggle against
02:51:29.600 some unseen force of evil because a crow asked me that would no one would buy this
02:51:38.960 you guys you guys got to work on your communication i don't know what you want
02:51:41.840 or what you're doing but anyway what i'm saying is
02:51:45.200 fuck pigeons all right all right hey fuck pigeons
02:51:51.760 fuck fuck fuck fuck pigeons
02:51:54.240 fuck fuck the pigeons they're just rats with wings they're trash they're mice flying you know
02:51:59.360 gross ew shitty kill kill a pigeon kill all the pigeons fuck them genocide the pigeons
02:52:05.200 i want crows on my docks not pigeons those pigeons just eat good good thrown away sailor food
02:52:11.520 and you know harbor front water festival food that could be eaten by the crows but pigeons are
02:52:16.640 getting it instead
02:52:20.080 now they're gonna have a turf war we'll see what happens my money's on this on the crows
02:52:23.920 crow cartel's not gonna tolerate he says i once watched a crow tease a cat up to the top of a tree
02:52:28.960 and fly away
02:52:30.000 they do weird shit man crows are
02:52:35.440 fucking bizarre they're so smart it's like i don't know if we can uh understand how how much it is but
02:52:43.200 all right
02:52:46.720 pitchfork i don't know man live from the wood pile it is i don't know what the hell this is nobody
02:52:52.400 knows that's what i've always said i said welcome to another episode of whatever the hell this is because
02:52:56.560 no one there's no manual for this this is a fucking shit show it's crows and goblins and
02:53:02.720 fire what is what if he's trying to take over the north american continent you're a
02:53:07.840 fucking retard do you even pay attention to anything i say my god
02:53:14.960 here's okay do you want to hear how much of it let's just i'm just gonna lean back i don't like to
02:53:19.440 do this because i think it makes me look lazy i like to sit up straight but you know what i'm gonna
02:53:23.120 fucking lean back in my chair right now here's how here's how fucking much of a joke this country is
02:53:34.000 i decided i was gonna like
02:53:37.920 meme and and fucking gaslight
02:53:42.720 communists in the country and make fun of the police and and all of this
02:53:46.880 this and they took it so far and that they fell for it so much they enacted martial law
02:53:56.720 national level investigations into dozens of people across the country
02:54:04.240 uh
02:54:06.000 my guy
02:54:06.720 i'm like no it's because of the guns and the no no no no this started in at least 2021 at least
02:54:17.360 and just got bigger and bigger and crazier and crazier and they're like we're gonna there's gotta
02:54:20.880 be something somewhere and it's just now it's like well this hey did she just stack that she
02:54:25.280 they used to be dating 10 years ago go ask her if she knows something oh my are you kidding
02:54:29.920 this place is a shit this is a clown show are you fucking for real
02:54:39.360 you know there's you know do you know that there is actually like
02:54:45.120 several groups of people in the like armed like these guys are probably terrorists
02:54:51.920 or yeah and there's no way the government doesn't know about them and there's nothing being done about
02:54:58.320 them at all i don't want to say their name because i don't want people to give more any attention to
02:55:03.920 them because i think that's the point i think they're like being allowed to exist it's fucking
02:55:09.440 crazy what they get away with saying and doing out in the open and no one seems to care it's very odd
02:55:17.600 this place is a man like when your imagination from from right over there actually actually
02:55:27.200 it was on the other side of this wall from right over there
02:55:32.800 that that brings the the country to the the security state itself must debate martial law
02:55:38.240 and uh you know bring it in the heavies because we've got an imaginary goat time travel
02:55:42.320 i mean do you fucking listen to this
02:55:48.960 it's this isn't new it's always been like well he's just acting like that now no it's always been
02:55:54.000 like this ask anyone
02:55:58.080 there is no reason in the world to take anyone at the national level like a serious none at all
02:56:04.480 none at all because you're always the country that did this you'll you're always the country that did
02:56:08.720 this never mind the shameful horrible things i always you know talk about and cover that you
02:56:13.440 know the tramplings the beatings the wartman thing the picked and found the whole the the islands the
02:56:17.680 whole oh god but then there's the embarrassing like oh my lord did you really did you really though
02:56:25.280 canada
02:56:29.040 what are you doing you know like these are embarrassing l's
02:56:35.040 really really man like i oh i mean they're all in now they have to be you can't you can't turn
02:56:45.280 back now from this which is which is the scary part like how far are they going to go with this
02:56:50.240 they'll throw us all in jail for owning chickens at some stage you know
02:56:58.160 because then they have to look in the mirror and go wait a minute that's never going to happen
02:57:01.760 what a mess what an absolute disaster this is let me all right
02:57:10.080 let me comb over the wreckage what else did we what else did i want to get into today
02:57:17.920 i didn't really i had no plan like i said oh here's something else that makes me mad
02:57:21.840 here's um again um foreigners foreign women
02:57:34.160 and i don't care
02:57:36.960 because what i'm about to say every
02:57:39.440 fucking we're gonna get the libs out
02:57:42.480 every one of those actual men that exist are gonna feel this
02:57:46.640 none of your guys are saying any of this
02:57:55.600 dutch women are saying it about you
02:57:59.520 german women elected officials of their own cut of the european parliament
02:58:05.600 are saying the shit that you should be saying that your guys should be saying and now
02:58:11.200 let's look south of the border oh yet another foreign woman
02:58:18.480 has well stones that will eclipse your entire world compared to the people that you call
02:58:27.280 leaders and you wonder why there's a problem what we're doing in south dakota is reverberating
02:58:35.920 across this country and around the world we would be growing even more if there wasn't federal
02:58:42.000 mandates preventing companies from coming here president biden just extended those mandates last week
02:58:49.040 we're in touch with a company in canada that wants to move their business to the black hills
02:58:54.000 i can't share a lot of details with you yet but we're very excited about this company
02:58:59.600 they are currently buying property that they haven't even seen in person
02:59:03.200 and this family and their business have suffered due to the covet restrictions and vaccine mandates in
02:59:09.600 canada their daughter was even expelled from her university for refusing the vaccine really they
02:59:15.040 are ready to gain back their freedoms they want to grow their business and improve their quality of
02:59:19.840 life right here it's so bad now americans are poaching our shit people like i want to get the
02:59:26.000 fuck out of here and they america shows up to canada which is basically the walmart bargain bin at
02:59:31.600 this point and they just rifle through the oh die hard too oh yeah i'll take that yeah that's not
02:59:37.360 bad i'll take that what you got over there aliens nice nice job hello is anybody gonna what yeah fine
02:59:45.360 just take it all take it all everybody take it all nobody mention anything nobody say a fucking word
02:59:51.680 about what's happening or why don't talk about any of the big real issues just stick to the well
02:59:56.880 jordan peterson's being bullied on the internet and i think that's wrong oh do you do you think that's
03:00:01.520 it's wrong what a heavyweight in our state the biden administration's vaccine mandates are
03:00:10.480 standing in their way we are going to help them and we're going to help them start a new beginning
03:00:16.080 right here in south dakota and embrace their freedom again it's good that there's there's people
03:00:22.000 talking about canada like that like it's fucking north korea like it's cuba hey we're gonna get
03:00:27.520 some canadians they're gonna they're gonna come here and get freedom and embrace their be able to
03:00:30.880 live their lives free from government interference and fuckery and uh we're really hoping we can help
03:00:35.040 them out how fucking embarrassing is that oh my god oh my i would be fucking horrified i am horrified
03:00:46.640 we're all in this together are you fucking kidding me open the floor and be like hey has anyone
03:00:51.360 noticed all our business everybody with money and ability to leave the country is leaving do you
03:00:56.080 know that left and right people with the means the options to go i think i'd rather go elsewhere i think
03:01:06.400 i'd rather be in that country now they're all going away
03:01:10.320 are you go is anybody gonna maybe
03:01:18.800 and why are they doing it it's because of the cost of milk nope no it's because of the obvious creeping you
03:01:28.800 know permit pernicious cloud of dread that is seeping into all of our lives and everyone instinctively
03:01:38.960 knows on some level that things are going sideways and maybe it's best time to leave the party because
03:01:45.840 it's 3 48 in the morning and it's at that point where everybody's too drunk and guys are starting to
03:01:51.600 get pushy and it's like somebody's playing with a knife like i think it's time to go i think it's time
03:01:56.720 to leave this is going to turn south here are we going to mention and why is that because of all
03:02:03.040 the shit you've done for the last two years
03:02:08.880 that we're not allowed to talk about we're not allowed to mention and it's all a conspiracy theory
03:02:13.200 no one's leaving it's fine it's fine
03:02:21.760 not good boys you know what i'm saying but you know we got a lot of strong opinions on the world
03:02:26.240 junior hockey uh championships a lot of guys came out to buy uh shirts and t-shirts of young teenage boys
03:02:32.080 um you know transfixed by it all
03:02:40.400 as as this is happening
03:02:47.360 tell me why i should be optimistic like
03:02:54.240 what what it's anyway dr jenstein is back did we confirm any of this what kind of doctor are you
03:03:01.280 again exactly he says you're a true canadian hero like james top don't stop i am not now i know you're
03:03:06.960 insane
03:03:09.600 you're definitely out of your mind i appreciate it but thank you but uh no i don't think so
03:03:15.200 um
03:03:17.280 i'm simply the emperor of an imaginary country that has already won a war against a real country
03:03:23.120 because we've cost them a lot of money embarrassment um credibility
03:03:33.440 you know and so on i mean it's it's uh
03:03:40.160 it's hard to it's really hard to grasp just how preposterous that it all is
03:03:46.160 i've said this before and i'll keep saying it because it's true
03:03:53.840 canada is the best dark comedy reality show that no one is watching
03:04:01.040 it's unbelievable
03:04:03.760 it's like almost
03:04:05.600 it's like monty python but a little less off the top a little off the top so it's a little
03:04:13.520 more believable but still like this they can't be serious is this a fucking is this a joke show
03:04:18.000 or is it are they trolling what is this is this is this is supposed to be
03:04:23.440 ridiculous or are they serious you know
03:04:26.720 it's hard to tell it's hard to tell some days hey i think you should just cancel disney plus
03:04:36.800 you should try that i live in a tent i live in a tent in greens park help help you
03:04:42.160 you fucking took my job you destroyed my company my life is ruined i'm gonna die
03:04:46.640 have you tried made maybe cancel disney plus maybe kill yourself
03:04:50.320 how is this oh and also i've the time traveling army guys they're still here watching this all
03:04:57.520 there are most of them they're into a drunken stupor they're so depressed
03:05:04.320 soon they'll be hey you know the va will pay for your for your gender change they probably do
03:05:08.480 actually they probably do pay for that it's probably encouraged i mean it's uh it's good stuff
03:05:13.920 it's good stuff it's a good where else would you where else would you rather be
03:05:20.320 you get a front row seat you get a front row seat to the best game in town
03:05:25.920 okay what else what else can we oh oh and and france
03:05:32.480 let's talk about france for a minute well we'll move there but i do want one last there's actually
03:05:39.040 there's so much there's so much left about canada what am i talking about there's so much this one
03:05:43.120 before we go to france i told you this would happen i predicted this
03:05:48.000 again not because i'm any kind of special ability or that i'm any smarter than anybody
03:05:52.320 else it was it's just clear where the patterns are going if it if you see a sequence of numbers
03:05:56.880 it goes two four six eight ten twelve fourteen sixteen eighteen twenty twenty two twenty four
03:06:05.040 what do you think the next number is probably 26 pretty good chance if it's 30 i'd be very
03:06:13.120 surprised i think that's an odd pattern you know
03:06:18.640 that'll never happen bro it's just to keep grandma safe bro two weeks flying the car you
03:06:23.360 know what i mean unvaccinated woman was denied an organ transplant and she's asking the supreme
03:06:29.440 court to hear her case a woman who obviously you don't need an organ transplant because things are
03:06:34.720 going great uh you need one so you don't die so a dying woman presumably a canadian citizen is dying in our
03:06:44.480 country needs an organ transplant at ostensibly presumably there is one available but she can't have it
03:06:53.760 because my mandate you're willing to let people die what happened to it's if it saves just one life
03:07:06.400 this is the opposite of saving lives this is condemning a woman to death for your politics do you hear
03:07:14.160 yourself and you still insist that you're the good you're evil as they come as bad as they come you're so
03:07:22.400 corrupt and twisted on the inside everything is completely inverted it's like uh when someone's
03:07:28.480 in a psychosis and they look themselves in the mirror and they're like i'm fucking jacked and
03:07:31.920 they're like no you're not and but they believe it you're like good lord are you okay
03:07:38.480 you know woof good job canada first world country hey there's always made has she has she even
03:07:46.560 considered that option the selfish bitch she could have just gotten made and then as someone else
03:07:51.360 perhaps a migrant could have gotten that organ transplant a vaccinated one that does what
03:07:55.840 they're told just like the government wants an unvaccinated woman who was removed from the top
03:08:01.120 of the organ transplant list is hoping her case will be heard by canada's top court my god she's
03:08:07.200 made the difficult choice to stand against an unethical and unscientific vaccine mandate not law
03:08:12.400 which has come between her and her chance to survive we hope the court supreme court of canada is
03:08:17.200 interested in hearing this very important case i would hope fucking so but you know what it is
03:08:22.720 canada so maybe not maybe not maybe the supreme court will go no actually we're too busy uh we're
03:08:29.040 on the unseated territory of of whatever and uh we have to go to a dick cutting ceremony and there's no
03:08:34.880 time and uh whatever send her some rainbow flags and make sure they know our pronouns are on the
03:08:43.680 letter and our condolences and whatever we don't there's no time uh you're condemning people to death
03:08:49.280 over this what excuse stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop you're murdering people now you're
03:08:55.360 withholding life-saving that we have it's not like we don't have this like the technology and the skill
03:09:01.440 sets and the and the ability the operating rooms the doctors the staff to do organ transplants
03:09:06.400 doesn't exist it does it has for quite some time and you're like no you just can't have it because
03:09:10.960 fuck you cool that's a great development i love where this is going again what's the 26 what numbers
03:09:17.200 next 28 what numbers after that i wonder what will happen next she's dying of a terminal illness she has
03:09:22.480 been uh challenging the constitutionality of the of the requirements for transplant candidates
03:09:26.320 put in place by ahs and alberta hospital and six transplant doctors for more than a year good so
03:09:33.360 i'm sure that she's not the only one people have definitely died because of this policy that need
03:09:37.680 not have the government is literally killing people i shared a story the other uh earlier today or
03:09:42.960 yesterday a um a woman was murdered in a hospital by the hospital staff sounded like she didn't want to
03:09:51.440 wear a mask or if she was at it she needed to be restrained they moved the camera so no one could
03:09:56.240 see it uh climbed on her killed her um guards changed her story one of them kind of admits it
03:10:03.920 the other guy admits he moved the care tons of evidence that this happened you know what the court did
03:10:07.520 they threw the case out they went yeah never mind there's no evidence there's no point a woman dies
03:10:13.920 in a hospital goes in for treatment you know you don't go into a hospital to die see that's the
03:10:18.400 opposite of what's supposed to happen you go to a hospital so you don't die that's what you're
03:10:22.000 supposed to do i don't know if you know that but when someone goes into a hospital and dies
03:10:28.160 when they're not supposed to like whoa that was the opposite of what we were supposed to
03:10:30.800 how'd that happen oh the staff just murdered them oh really nah tossed we're doing great
03:10:39.280 it's good let's look at france for a minute
03:10:45.680 before i tie this in to the end because how much can you how much can you put up how much more can
03:10:52.000 anyone kevin's sleeping you know
03:10:57.520 i see you've given up on him already colbert's mom but i mean he's just like i mean how much more
03:11:01.840 can you endure you know what i mean i think i'm helping cern along i think we're we're approaching
03:11:06.480 the precipice there's the event horizon of when the universe just fucking destroys itself because
03:11:10.880 things have gotten to there you know it's they've jack it's cranked it's cranked that's what this does
03:11:17.520 i could turn it down but i won't because i want this to end i want to get to the end i've suffered too
03:11:23.120 i've seen too much i have seen and heard and put up with too much i need to see how this goes i need
03:11:29.200 to see how this ends so sorry guys i'm keeping the clown dial i mean it's at 11 you know this is a
03:11:34.800 specialty made they only make these i only made a few of these and this one goes to 11 so that's
03:11:40.080 what controls it all it has this whole time so you know that's how you see i take because i'm a fed
03:11:48.720 right and that's why i'm part of the opera it's all it's all everything's a psyop the whole thing
03:11:52.720 the whole thing the whole thing
03:11:57.840 oh this idiot uh neil degrasse tyson is an idiot he's an absolute idiot france leftist activists
03:12:07.520 are now requisitioning houses belonging to the elderly so they can put refugees in them again the west is
03:12:13.040 doomed the young are now throwing their elders out on the streets to die so they can virtue signal
03:12:22.000 and that's seen as a good that's a good that's a desirable thing to do um
03:12:30.480 okay they're unhappy they got there's too many asylum seekers asylum asylum from what you just
03:12:39.840 a property that belongs to a couple aged 87 and 89 years although it is currently empty because
03:12:43.920 they're in a care home something that doesn't matter because private property is private property
03:12:47.200 they're going to take their house the organization released a statement claiming that it was necessary
03:12:54.320 to seize the home because the government hadn't adequately addressed their concerns about new
03:12:57.440 migrants arriving in the area see the the your own governments have turned on you and you're less
03:13:02.640 important than the virtue signaling and the and the global agenda of the mass migration those people
03:13:07.920 there will be because you know what they're going to be here for a while they're young they're
03:13:13.120 malleable they don't give a shit and that's why it works they don't have no attachments to these
03:13:17.760 countries they don't give a shit about france not really
03:13:24.000 just brought here and matt do they have the same generational connection to the area you know my
03:13:29.520 dad worked here and his dad worked there this our family goes back here 500 years ago i got here six
03:13:34.640 months ago i don't give a shit right it's not the same so the people that they're bringing in
03:13:40.800 they're choosing they're choosing them over you you're like yeah you're old i don't want to play
03:13:47.520 with you anymore it's like the toy story meme somebody there you go where the kid drops the toy
03:13:52.400 it's got like new canadians and it's got you it's like i don't want to play with you anymore by
03:13:57.840 i don't need you anymore you're gonna be dead so you guys are aging out you know you're in care homes i'm
03:14:03.280 gonna give your shit to them fuck you
03:14:09.120 cool people in their eight almost 90 years old huh thanks world war ii era couple thanks for
03:14:16.240 everything you've done contributed your taxes your life you know everything you've done for the nation
03:14:20.160 of france but now it's time to go fuck yourself can i introduce you to some maid perhaps we can have
03:14:26.240 you killed by maybe a migrant will kill you you know you could if that wasn't enough oh and by the
03:14:35.760 way we're not done with with the sustainable development goals and all this because the
03:14:40.080 global world and so on it's all very you know it's gonna you're gonna love it you're gonna own you're
03:14:45.440 gonna love it french workers are now vowing the mother of all battles as the president uh macron
03:14:51.200 government to raise retirement age to 64 oh did you think you were done no no crank it up again
03:14:57.280 64 years old you have to work to until you retire that is not that's not reasonable right the pension
03:15:04.880 funds are fucked they've already spent all the money they know it's over if too many people retire
03:15:11.360 which there's a massive wave of retirees coming what's it called the gray wave that's what they're
03:15:16.480 calling it economists are calling it the gray wave all of the people you know basically my
03:15:20.960 dad's generation they're all going to be retired soon and that's a huge portion of the workforce
03:15:25.440 that can't be replaced because there's nobody to replace them because of the no babies and so on
03:15:30.720 right and then so we're mass importing migrant uh maybe we'll have to you'll have to work longer
03:15:36.640 because you can't stay get local home collect your pension number one because there probably won't be
03:15:40.720 one and number two we can't afford to pay you all to retire so we we we might just have to work
03:15:46.000 you to death we might we may have to we may you think this is the first time people used to retire
03:15:52.400 at like 50 55 remember the trailer park boys like freedom 55 you know that was that was the goals
03:15:58.400 like i'm hoping when i'm 55 i'm hoping to retire we've added nearly a solid decade onto that now we're
03:16:03.600 up to 64 i guarantee you you know soon it'll be like well the retirement age is 69 you know 68 69 seems
03:16:11.440 like a reasonable number let's just keep keep going why not make it 70 retirement age is now 70 you
03:16:17.920 people can't go in you're not going anywhere stay here stay here and keep working for these ever
03:16:23.040 diminishing paychecks so i can fly around the world on my fucking private corporate jets that i'm paying
03:16:28.000 with your tax money hanging out with the epsteins and i'll just yeah you have to keep working and
03:16:35.440 suffering so i can keep this coke-fueled rampage going that i call governing the world in 2023 that's
03:16:41.360 what's it's that's what's going on are you cool with that apparently the french aren't the mother of
03:16:45.920 all battles good i hope it hurts i hope it hurts these people especially how can you live with
03:16:50.640 yourselves defending this kind of filth it's demonic it's disgusting it's goblin behavior you might even
03:16:56.800 say and i say it is i say it is goblins oh it's going up two years so if you were 62 and you
03:17:03.360 thought you were done now we're going up we're going up 64 by by 2030 the plan stopped short of
03:17:07.680 the previous previously proposed 65 and an outline of the proposal seeks to require that workers pay
03:17:14.480 into the system for two more years raising it oh yeah just take more long story short all you know
03:17:22.320 how you don't have enough of the the shit that you need the government's taken more of the shit that
03:17:26.640 you need that you already don't have enough of they're taking more of it and they're going to make
03:17:29.600 you work harder for less you're going to do more for less and they're taking more that's all you need
03:17:34.320 to know oh and uh one more thing you have to like it or you're a nazi yeah basically anyone that fights
03:17:44.320 the government now is a nazi so you know just wanted to let you know just keeping you in the loop you know
03:17:54.160 oh my god what a mess smash the goblins i'm gonna make sure i didn't miss anything here before i wind
03:18:01.440 this down i think i got you todd i think i did
03:18:09.680 interdimensional spider monkeys from space i don't listen
03:18:14.080 the fact that the taliban could have super space age taliban soon
03:18:17.440 they already basically inherited half the u.s military's equipment in afghanistan now they've
03:18:24.560 formed an alliance with the chinese who we know for a fact have lasers and space programs all kinds
03:18:28.640 of stuff the idea that there could be a legit seal team six of the taliban soon that the afghanistan
03:18:33.680 has is going to be that's a terrifying thought that's a very fly on a blackhawk and it's a but it's
03:18:38.480 literally the taliban and they just look like navy seals like wow this is not good
03:18:41.600 i don't like i don't that's the world we live in all right fine i have to deal with it so do you
03:18:52.960 let's fucking let's finish this let's finish this shit show my god what are we even doing anymore
03:19:03.440 oh let me just make sure
03:19:04.640 greg wycliffe has denounced me he says my pro mosquito comments are absolutely reprehensible
03:19:12.160 and i condemn them in the strongest possible terms oh
03:19:18.000 listen you're young you're naive greg you don't understand what you'll you'll learn you'll come to
03:19:25.920 see things my way in time so you know what i'm not even gonna get mad at you you're just uh you'll see
03:19:31.120 yep you'll see all you'll you'll see all about it all right
03:19:42.080 last oh yes
03:19:47.440 which oh there's so much bro but i gotta i gotta shut this down well this is this is a nightmare
03:19:52.160 too just canada sucks you know shipment of children's medicine arriving in alberta this
03:19:56.080 weekend that's great long story short you know where it came from turkey because we can't
03:19:59.920 get there there was a massive shortage you may have noticed there's a massive shortage of children's
03:20:04.160 tylenol this year is you know flu season which is really just getting started now can't wait uh
03:20:08.880 empty shell bear shells no shells
03:20:14.320 we're at our children the children of canada you know as far as at least as medication goes
03:20:20.640 we're being sick you know tylenol they're at the mercy of turkey the turkish government
03:20:25.040 to provide that because the canadian government can't do it because we can't even make our own
03:20:29.440 apparently we don't even have the ability isn't that a great thing about the global war when you
03:20:33.200 have politicians selling stuff out and selling out your factories and selling out your companies and
03:20:36.880 sell whatever we all we'll just get our shit from somebody else yeah what happens if those people
03:20:40.640 don't change their mind about liking you oh that'll never happen bro oh well okay cool how's the uh
03:20:46.240 how's the energy situation in europe going you guys cold is it expensive that'll never happen bro
03:20:52.000 laughs in russian that'll never happen there's no need we'll just get our fuel from the russians
03:20:58.080 until you start going to war with them and then they turn it off but okay it's almost like there's
03:21:04.400 a value in in being able to provide for yourself being self-sufficient is a very very important factor
03:21:10.400 in being independent maintaining your independence as a human being is directly tied with your ability
03:21:15.120 to provide for yourself the two things go hand in hand you cannot separate them so the very means
03:21:20.160 the very act the very you know fact that the government is trying to separate you from your
03:21:26.240 ability to provide for yourself is a means of enslaving you you can never be free you can never
03:21:31.520 make your own decisions because everything has to go through them you have no means of taking care of
03:21:36.960 yourself at all you don't make any of your own shit you don't grow any of your own food you don't
03:21:40.400 know anything you can't fucking do you just hey the government's got the solution to everything
03:21:44.880 you're ever going to need so you better you know you better uh you better do what they say how can
03:21:49.520 you ever think for yourself do anything for yourself if you can't take care of yourself the
03:21:53.680 same thing applies you know to the nation state we're at everyone's mercy we have no freedom to do
03:21:59.760 anything we we need this from them we like we can't we're not even taking care of ourselves
03:22:04.080 what a mess christ absolute fucking disaster this place is
03:22:14.240 woman's organ transplant denied
03:22:19.600 and the main thing's not a joke it's really out of control and we're doing it to not just uh
03:22:23.920 i i like this part the very assistance the thought of assistance and dying flies in the face of humankind's
03:22:28.560 most vigorous visceral instinct survival it poses the most simplest enduring wisdom we have choose life
03:22:34.080 uh and they go on to say it's not just going to start with uh you know terminally ill holy
03:22:41.680 shit this is painful it like how long until it goes uh you know people that are severely depressed
03:22:47.360 people that are sick temporarily like it's just going to expand and expand it's an industry like
03:22:51.200 anything else it's going to self-perpetuate so we've opened the door to that now so let's just
03:22:55.520 increase the cult of death even more let's have more death
03:22:58.720 we'll never talk we'll never talk about the elephants in the room swedish doctors say the
03:23:07.440 program of the mass should be halted immediately say senior sweet the cdc is investigating uh problems
03:23:14.800 now and i mean uh if that was true i would have heard it from doctors well you don't hear it because
03:23:19.840 they're suppressed because the government controlled social media which has been proven by the links
03:23:25.040 or the leaks from uh from elon musk and all of those journalists have made sure that you didn't
03:23:30.080 have access to any of that information they hid it from you so that you would take their products
03:23:35.120 and that they could make money okay a massive criminal scam is underway an immense the biggest one of all
03:23:42.960 time actually
03:23:47.920 the true character and scope of the harm caused by the unprecedented mass vaccinations
03:23:51.760 is just now beginning to become clear oh yeah oh baby you think it's we're just starting dude
03:23:58.320 is it just me or are people dropping everywhere just wait you just wait
03:24:07.280 and that's where the schadenfreude comes in
03:24:21.760 there's a lot of people that are going to get what's coming to them dig dug some big holes
03:24:28.240 that are going to be really hard to answer to impossible impossible when you go all in this
03:24:35.680 hard on something this serious you'd better be right
03:24:40.640 easy for you oh yeah why don't you look in the mirror i know i'm right though like i know it
03:24:44.720 it's obvious there's i mean there's a i'm not dead and everyone i know still isn't dead in fact i
03:24:53.440 don't know anyone that's died i know a lot of people quite a quite a pandemic indeed
03:25:01.680 how about you guys doing over there you doing over there you know anybody having some problems
03:25:16.000 and is this why
03:25:19.040 at the at davos this year do you know what they're talking about you know it's not on the agenda
03:25:22.880 nothing about the pandemic
03:25:26.160 so you're still running around it was never about that on their own website their own people say this
03:25:30.320 is provided an amazing opportunity an opportunity for a reset that is word for word lifted from the
03:25:37.440 world economic forums brochures word forward the great reset is a web page on their own website okay
03:25:49.120 so on the agenda this year is how to combat global volatility and cost of living crisis that they
03:25:56.800 engineered that they brought along with their money printing an absolutely insane reckless policy
03:26:02.880 insane they're deliberately imploding the world in a controlled demolition to build back better
03:26:08.960 and that world looks like a whole lot better for them and a whole lot worse for you
03:26:14.160 not until he feels the boot on his bolts he gets a boot in his fat bottom only then
03:26:29.840 they're openly preparing for this
03:26:36.800 they're getting them ready and tell them how to how to deal with what is definitely unavoidable
03:26:41.440 these people aren't fucking around you think they're sitting around like
03:26:48.160 they work on this shit they have state-of-the-art fucking ai and psychologists like they know exactly
03:26:52.720 what's coming all right here's how we deal with the next hurdle everybody's gonna lose their
03:26:56.640 shit because everything's falling apart and we're gonna have to deal with that so here's
03:27:00.720 our own government's over there participating in it by the way the prime the deputy prime minister of
03:27:15.760 the country and financial minister also sits on the board of trustees at the world economic forum so you
03:27:21.440 can only serve one master yeah so what happens when the world economic forum or the board of trustees
03:27:27.360 decides i think this is a really great policy feels like canada is going to be unduly influenced in
03:27:32.000 that position wouldn't you say considering we have the fucking board members are also the people
03:27:35.520 running our government that seems like a conflict of interest for some fucking reason i don't know
03:27:39.920 why i'm crazy like that and uh again here's cosmon does i the romanian guy i can't
03:27:48.640 um while the rest of us plebs are exposed to a constant mill of uh fear-mongering from the
03:27:54.240 virus not a single event at the world economic forum is about coronavirus in fact the head of
03:27:58.400 the world health organization dr tedros will be talking about tuberculosis oh okay so we're just uh
03:28:06.720 we've moved on to the next stage
03:28:11.840 at least for now the gun buyback has been stalled somebody mentioned that earlier that that is that
03:28:26.240 is true and from what i read here i was like all the people are like oh yeah they were just too afraid
03:28:31.520 to do it blah blah they don't have the they're finding the man they're having problems finding
03:28:35.520 the boots to do it they're looking for contractors that they could because there's not any way in
03:28:43.920 hell this is going to work with the police there's not nearly enough you know so they're thinking
03:28:47.360 piecemeal you know region at a time we'll get some contractors to come in this will be all this will
03:28:53.520 be what they do blah blah blah probably a bunch of ex-cops from the united states can come something
03:28:57.760 like that that's what they're talking about they're trying to figure out how this is going to work and
03:29:01.600 right now they don't have their plans not fucking they don't have one yet they're working on it
03:29:06.080 though they had hoped to have one according to this by now they had hoped to be starting on pei
03:29:12.480 by this spring by this winter but they don't uh they're they're like oh no we're still on the
03:29:17.840 still on the planning stages good excellent and as this is all going on around you remember
03:29:24.320 dying suddenly young fit people has always happened it's always normal 20 year olds 21 year olds 19 year
03:29:36.160 old kids
03:29:47.840 it's the biggest issue of our lives it affects literally everyone in the world
03:29:54.800 it is the primary driving force for the fire that that engulfed you know in a metaphorical sense
03:30:00.480 descended upon ottawa in february there was a lot of problems with the state i've had reporters
03:30:06.640 asking me about this and i'm honestly trying to do the best i can to describe this to people
03:30:09.760 so they under so they you know there's a lot of reasons why people were pissed off and tired of
03:30:16.880 the government and tired and this and that but this last two years that really broke the back
03:30:21.680 that really i mean you guys are out of fucking control now this is absolutely insane people were
03:30:26.000 upset before but now it's like they're blowing their fucking brains out rather than deal with
03:30:30.800 all over the place drugs and alcohol are out of control you know the divorce rates are going there's
03:30:36.160 another stat when you can check on the health of your people how's that going not good
03:30:41.360 China the depressed childhood depression and trauma is up like 40 percent some some insane
03:30:47.120 double-digit number kids help phone had like an 800 increase you know what i mean by any metric that
03:30:52.480 you could gauge i'm like are you doing great kid no no and primarily a lot of that was that policy
03:31:01.200 where is it where's the fucking resistance where's the opposition where is any of it i mean from the
03:31:07.680 people that can the people that could the people that have the have the juice in the seat that they
03:31:13.600 fucking occupy that they should be using to say what in the actual living fuck are we doing right now
03:31:22.080 let's stop quit the games stop the fucking horse shit stop our stop these cosmetic theatrical issues
03:31:29.040 about oh did he throw some pebbles at a guy are you fucking kidding me
03:31:35.440 do you see what's happening have i made my point it's been over three hours three and a half hours i
03:31:40.000 hope so it is not good it is sick and dying and in some places in this country resembles ruin and
03:31:46.480 desolation and you expect me to sit here and say absolutely fucking nothing about it well that's
03:31:51.760 never gonna that's never gonna be a thing and to all of those people out there that clapped along like
03:31:56.800 the good train fucking seals that you are that encouraged it that laughed along and hoped for my
03:32:03.600 death and when my friend mark friezen was in the hospital you hoped and prayed and you created your
03:32:08.240 fake accounts of mark friezen's ghost and all of that kind of shit that you motherfuckers
03:32:12.880 were doing and you just you delve right into the families and said don't invite them over for
03:32:17.120 thanksgiving don't even talk to them ostracize do all of that shit made it worse as much as all of
03:32:23.280 this was damaging and making everything worse you've joined in the like the soul the heart of the
03:32:28.960 country is being stoned to fucking death in the public square and when you saw that happening you
03:32:34.560 couldn't wait to pick up a rock and get in line and get in line and now those people the ones that
03:32:42.080 throw the stones well guess what now you're in danger of being a coincidence you know what and
03:32:48.240 you're absolutely goddamn right after everything we've been through that i've seen people go through
03:32:52.400 that i've seen people suffer through after all the friends i've lost six now in the last two the last
03:32:58.080 two years alone six fucking guys five of them i know for a fact this this shit was on there it was
03:33:06.000 they weren't doing well with it with the state of how things are going what was my life the way that we
03:33:10.400 you know but you want me i have to be nice i have to be polite you have to be cordial
03:33:18.800 you have to treat them with the respect they deserve here's how much fucking respect you deserve
03:33:24.880 and when you're when the side effects kick in and the tightness starts that you start feeling you
03:33:29.600 start getting a little bit dizzy i hope the last thing you think of is my smiling unvaccinated face
03:33:40.880 because that's what you get
03:33:45.360 no this is the most evil shit that's ever happened and you helped
03:33:49.680 i will laugh when you die
03:33:57.760 when your heart explodes or the cancer comes whatever it is
03:34:04.400 i will laugh publicly loudly
03:34:09.040 because you deserve it and hey you know
03:34:21.760 everybody experiences a little bit of shading for it once in a while but
03:34:25.840 i like to really embrace it when it's deserved you know when you really deserve it it's like a
03:34:30.560 great cake it just tastes good it's just something special you know
03:34:39.440 oh do you not like the mess you guys made
03:34:44.240 what do you mean your life's going to
03:34:45.600 oh let me play the world's smallest violin for you
03:35:00.720 who's going to this is only going to get worse wait till everybody finds out who you did
03:35:05.840 wait till wait a little bit whoa you wait oh man
03:35:20.080 pitchforks and torches global globally
03:35:36.640 of all the things i'm happy about i'm happy that i'm not those people
03:35:39.760 fuck you enjoy
03:35:46.480 just for you
03:35:55.120 i miss todd salerno on rumble thank you very much sir i missed it with the other one
03:35:59.840 rapuzo thank you brother appreciate it guys sergeant rock dr jenstein
03:36:05.600 please no more hospitals no more blood farms
03:36:12.560 it's terrifying it's truly horrifying
03:36:14.560 craziness
03:36:31.200 Short and long.
03:36:32.400 Scamanian.
03:36:33.140 Colbert's mom.
03:36:36.480 Donkey Dongalong.
03:36:37.720 Slava Bonadita.
03:36:39.360 Pilot Mike.
03:36:40.400 Lance.
03:36:40.840 Cammy Grant.
03:36:41.340 Drops a sense.
03:36:42.840 Donkey Dongalong.
03:36:45.320 Dan W.
03:36:46.340 Mr. Chow.
03:36:47.680 Kieran Kent.
03:36:49.540 Angelina.
03:36:50.220 Cheap Dogma.
03:36:51.200 And Angelina's husband, Matt.
03:36:52.940 Marty.
03:36:53.440 Mark.
03:36:54.020 Forty.
03:36:54.980 It was always Marty.
03:36:56.060 My bad, bro.
03:36:59.820 Shilor Tilders.
03:37:01.460 Angelin' John Todd.
03:37:03.400 Thank you guys very, very much.
03:37:04.720 I appreciate it.
03:37:05.620 Have a great weekend.
03:37:07.680 But not too great, because I remember everything's horrible.
03:37:10.860 You gotta stay grounded.
03:37:13.140 You gotta keep your expectations realistic.
03:37:15.660 You know?
03:37:21.600 Pigeon drug lords, boys.
03:37:23.260 Pigeon drug lords.
03:37:28.540 LadyDistant.com.
03:37:29.540 See you Monday.
03:37:31.960 Proudly.
03:37:34.160 Maybe I'll have a pigeon.
03:37:35.860 Drug fuel.
03:37:39.000 Papatria.
03:37:39.520 Six separate correntis.
03:37:40.540 I'll see you next time.
03:37:41.300 I'll see you next time.
03:37:41.320 I'll see you next time.
03:37:42.020 Because I'm
03:37:53.780 Pigeon currency.
03:37:58.100 We'll see you next time.
03:38:00.200 We'll see you next time.
03:38:02.000 Bye.
03:38:06.640 Bye.
03:38:08.660 Bye.
03:38:09.980 phil all you do is use that seeing stone it's all you do man why do you like looking at so
03:38:29.960 many alternate realities of future so much you want to opt up i know you want to optimize pain
03:38:34.340 who doesn't you know what i mean you're an ambitious guy i am kind of interested to see how the pigeon
03:38:42.640 crow war turns out do you have it have it there
03:38:46.660 oh we get let's fire up
03:38:52.180 dude that is a lot of birds
03:39:02.900 you can't see the sky i'm not kidding it's like every pigeon you've brought in the world
03:39:09.640 they're meeting over antarctica in a fight to the death
03:39:15.340 dude that giant black pyramid it's real i fucking knew it
03:39:19.920 oh my god everybody
03:39:21.900 it's like the battle of britain with birds
03:39:25.980 it's there's blood everywhere it's insane
03:39:28.480 it's the middle of the day where it's done
03:39:31.500 philip has like 20 crows pulling him in a sky chariot
03:39:39.240 holy fuck all the pigeons are on meth it gives them power
03:39:45.980 they're super pigeons with meth power
03:39:48.300 they fight dirty
03:39:50.900 this could this is tight this could go either way
03:39:56.980 oh god the pit the crows have a cyberpunk super weapon okay all right all right it's definitely
03:40:09.240 going downhill now the crows are yeah the crows have a giant cyborg cyberpunk crow with laser
03:40:15.800 beams it's just it's over now this is just a slaughter now oh my god yeah they're fleeing they're fleeing
03:40:22.040 wow why did they wait why did they uh why did they wait so long
03:40:28.280 well because thousands of crows it'd be why didn't they just open with the cyberpunk laser crow
03:40:35.300 oh i forgot i forgot about crow spartan honor thin the herd you know sharpen the blades keep the strong
03:40:44.160 yeah yeah okay well thanks for that phil that was uh
03:40:47.760 i'm glad i had that in my brain now i'm glad i i could have learned spanish but instead i do this
03:40:56.240 this is what i do with my time
03:40:58.880 wow