Raging Dissident Podcast - 🏴 RageCast 300： FADE TO BLACK

00:00:00.000 Thank you.

00:00:30.660 You gotta have it.

00:00:45.160 I'm not having a stroke.

00:00:46.240 I'm just deciding if I should defend us to go back to jail.

00:01:00.000 100, 200, 300 times a bigot.

00:01:06.160 Girl, so sweet.

00:01:10.040 Such a good time.

00:01:11.280 I don't want a gun, but I've got one.

00:01:16.660 I'd ask how you are, but I know it's terrible, so we'll just refrain from that.

00:01:21.440 I shoot it off, man.

00:01:23.800 It's all the same.

00:01:25.380 I'm just going to temporarily go insane for a couple hours, and then carry on to the weekend

00:01:32.780 and anticipate a massive police response.

00:01:35.980 300, what's going on?

00:01:50.640 You fucking terrorist bastards.

00:01:53.480 I saw you out there insurrecting and scaring everybody.

00:01:59.220 You really scared them.

00:02:00.600 Guys, the government got so scared.

00:02:02.560 They declared martial law, you guys.

00:02:05.000 Have you no decency?

00:02:07.520 It's not...

00:02:08.040 I mean, why would you bully and pick on children like that?

00:02:10.240 It's not nice.

00:02:10.980 I mean, it's kind of fun.

00:02:11.820 That's what we have Halloween for.

00:02:13.180 We have once a year.

00:02:14.860 We get dressed up in our costumes, and we like to scare kids and have a good time.

00:02:20.100 I don't know why we stretched out for so long in the middle of February like that, but they're

00:02:24.440 very sensitive.

00:02:25.500 They get very easily alarmed.

00:02:26.960 They're very skittish, okay?

00:02:28.720 Shadows frighten them.

00:02:30.180 Clouds are scary.

00:02:31.240 And now there's a giant balloon floating around.

00:02:33.980 Nobody knows what to do, so they're all freaking out about that.

00:02:37.100 That's a whole other situation we're getting into.

00:02:39.520 It's a joke.

00:02:40.420 We live in a joke.

00:02:41.300 This is a joke country.

00:02:42.760 It's not a real country.

00:02:44.360 It's a fucking massive joke.

00:02:46.860 And I don't say that happily.

00:02:48.580 I'm not enjoying this.

00:02:49.940 It's frustrating to see the nation, the country that you've served for nearly 15 years, that

00:02:55.200 you buried more people than you can remember.

00:02:57.340 I literally don't remember who's alive and who's not half the time now.

00:03:00.280 The other day, I went to call a guy for, oh, right, he died.

00:03:02.380 I forgot.

00:03:03.320 I forgot.

00:03:05.020 So, you know, all of that sweat, toil, blood, and so on.

00:03:08.660 And never mind the people we were forced to put down and put into the dirt who had...

00:03:12.660 You know, nothing to do with me.

00:03:16.220 No problem at all.

00:03:17.140 I don't know who these people are.

00:03:18.580 We invaded their country for reasons unknown.

00:03:21.680 Well, not unknown.

00:03:22.360 For money, of course.

00:03:23.260 For the globalist billionaires that exist.

00:03:26.780 So we had to go and put ourselves through all of that and then suffer the consequences and

00:03:29.780 all of that.

00:03:30.520 And after all of that, still...

00:03:31.980 Now, you know what?

00:03:32.500 We're just going to tear the country apart and we're going to make it a living joke.

00:03:35.380 We're going to take time out of our parliamentary process, of which there is enough.

00:03:40.140 They're on vacation every fucking day.

00:03:42.420 They never come to work.

00:03:43.520 And when they do come to work, do you know how much these people make?

00:03:45.300 Like, just baseline salary.

00:03:48.300 You know it's nearly $200,000, right?

00:03:50.400 $200,000 to sit there and propose and argue and debate over imaginary motions about if Tucker

00:03:57.960 Carlson is mean or not.

00:04:06.140 It's flabbergasted.

00:04:07.140 And no one was even like, that man should have been escorted from the building.

00:04:14.140 You can never return.

00:04:15.500 You're a joke.

00:04:16.420 You're a joke of a person.

00:04:17.960 You shouldn't even have a job.

00:04:19.700 You need to go back to kindergarten, actually, sir.

00:04:22.400 Ram the Third says it's a difficult decision.

00:04:24.380 I don't know what you're deciding over, but if it's difficult, flip a coin.

00:04:28.380 That's real advice.

00:04:29.100 I've talked about this before.

00:04:29.840 I learned this and it's true.

00:04:32.120 It was a very nice Korean psychologist lady.

00:04:35.780 I don't remember her name because I'm a white guy and for me to remember the names of Asian

00:04:40.200 people is like asking me, just as a regular guy, who's barely even literate, to do physics

00:04:46.640 or, you know, rocketry, you know, mathematics or something.

00:04:51.580 So it's like, I don't even, you let the Asians take care of that stuff.

00:04:54.340 They're very good at it.

00:04:55.060 They like it.

00:04:55.580 They're building balloons and sailing them around the world.

00:04:57.460 Let them do what they want.

00:05:01.500 I don't remember what the hell I was talking about.

00:05:02.960 Oh, the decision's right.

00:05:04.280 Coin toss.

00:05:05.780 This is, I'm being serious.

00:05:06.840 You flip a coin, you pick a heads or tails, heads you this, tails you don't.

00:05:09.260 You flip the coin.

00:05:10.260 And if your first reaction when you look at the coin is you're going to have a gut feeling,

00:05:13.140 you're either going to be relieved or you're going to go, oh, I kind of want to flip it

00:05:17.040 again or wish you the other thing.

00:05:18.180 If that's your feeling, the other thing is what you actually want to do subconsciously.

00:05:21.640 Your brain has already figured it out and you're just trying to come up with reasons

00:05:24.440 why you need to explain this to people or yourself or how you justify it.

00:05:29.140 That all comes later.

00:05:30.280 Your mind has already, it's already decided.

00:05:32.400 It's already made up.

00:05:33.220 And you can test this by doing a coin toss.

00:05:34.880 Should I get a divorce?

00:05:36.660 Flip a coin.

00:05:37.800 Flip a coin.

00:05:38.540 You're either going to be relieved or you're going to want to flip it again.

00:05:40.660 Either way, there's your answer.

00:05:42.140 There you go, Ram.

00:05:42.800 Figure it out.

00:05:43.300 I'll go through some of these very generous shekel tossing from you guys.

00:05:50.800 Thank you very much.

00:05:51.320 I appreciate it.

00:05:51.900 Dan, all right.

00:05:52.780 He says, congrats on 300.

00:05:53.860 Onwards and upwards.

00:05:54.800 Cheers.

00:05:55.100 Thank you, sir.

00:05:55.600 Can't be dread.

00:05:56.120 Happy 300.

00:05:56.760 Thank you for being a pillar to the community with some sanity left.

00:06:00.040 I've been here just changing cards over getting away from the losers of Scotia.

00:06:03.940 Release the bees.

00:06:05.480 Yes, release the bees.

00:06:06.440 There's something you could do.

00:06:07.860 Get a, get a, get bees.

00:06:09.900 Get a bag of bees.

00:06:13.400 Hundreds of bees.

00:06:14.240 Like a big, like a cartoon.

00:06:16.080 I mean, it's a cartoon country full of losers and clowns.

00:06:18.560 And it doesn't matter anyway.

00:06:20.140 Right?

00:06:21.580 You ever, ever hold up a bank with, with a bag of bees?

00:06:24.540 I'll open this bag.

00:06:25.560 There's hundreds of bees in here.

00:06:26.840 And they're pissed.

00:06:28.600 They'll, I've already locked the doors behind me.

00:06:30.440 And I'm wearing a beekeeper suit.

00:06:31.940 So I'm going to wear a beekeeper suit with a bag of bees and say, give me all your fucking money.

00:06:34.960 Or these bees are going to run amok.

00:06:36.700 I don't know.

00:06:37.100 Hundreds, thousands.

00:06:37.940 I don't know.

00:06:38.340 I stuffed a couple of hives in there.

00:06:39.740 I shook them up real good before I came in here.

00:06:42.700 Oh, and they're murder hornets, actually.

00:06:44.720 Did I say bees?

00:06:45.420 No, I meant like, they're the murder hornet.

00:06:47.440 Remember?

00:06:48.120 Remember that whole thing?

00:06:48.960 Well, they're back.

00:06:49.660 I have them.

00:06:50.460 They're in this bag.

00:06:51.860 Right here.

00:06:52.660 I have it right with me.

00:06:54.860 Make sure that the, the, the top of that doesn't come off there, Phil.

00:06:57.900 We're going to have serious problems.

00:07:00.120 Hold them up with bees.

00:07:00.860 And then, you know what?

00:07:01.660 Once they get the money anyway, as you go to leave, just throw the bag of bees in the

00:07:05.860 room and close the door.

00:07:06.700 Because for starters, it's the bank.

00:07:08.980 They deserve it.

00:07:09.800 And everyone in there deserves it anyway.

00:07:12.520 Have you ever met anyone at a bank, like in a lineup in a bank, and thought anything other

00:07:16.380 than, what a fucking asshole.

00:07:17.580 They're all in the way.

00:07:18.840 They're all slow.

00:07:20.020 They've all got stupid questions.

00:07:22.820 You know?

00:07:23.160 So, if I pay this $50 now, will I have to pay it again in two weeks?

00:07:28.120 Bitch, I need my, get out of the way!

00:07:31.440 I'll give you $50 to get out of my way.

00:07:33.600 You've been standing there for an hour.

00:07:36.260 What do you care?

00:07:38.060 Probably has $2 million in the bank, and she's counting pennies.

00:07:40.780 You know what they're like.

00:07:43.940 Are you disparaging old people?

00:07:45.340 Yes, I hate them.

00:07:46.040 Everyone should be cut off.

00:07:47.960 Once you hit 80 years old, you're done.

00:07:49.340 You go on the ice floe, that's it.

00:07:50.480 You're out.

00:07:51.120 Gone.

00:07:51.720 You know?

00:07:51.940 But then what would we do with all of our leaders and senators and presidents and so

00:07:55.700 on, I guess?

00:07:56.240 You know, they have to stay until they're 900 years old.

00:07:58.800 Senile and crazy, and there's balloons.

00:08:00.660 I mean, this balloon thing is retarded.

00:08:02.060 It's so stupid.

00:08:04.880 It's just one of the many things I could rant about for hours, and why nothing makes any

00:08:10.640 sense.

00:08:11.520 Everything is a lie.

00:08:12.820 The government is completely full of shit.

00:08:16.660 There's so many reasons why.

00:08:18.180 That just the, I mean, just the presence of this balloon, the fact that it exists where

00:08:22.960 it is right now shatters so much.

00:08:27.780 The integrity of the American airspace, for example, which is so tightly protected that

00:08:35.160 if you flew a drone over an airport, the Air Force would be scrambled.

00:08:39.060 I mean, they don't fuck around.

00:08:41.320 You do big time in prison.

00:08:42.860 You don't screw around with airspace.

00:08:44.280 You don't just go on joy rides.

00:08:45.560 And you certainly don't take a balloon with, quote, a massive payload and fly it over from

00:08:53.780 China and position it over the nuclear missile sites in Montana and Idaho and everywhere and

00:09:00.200 just kind of, we're just going to casually spy on your bases with a giant balloon.

00:09:04.660 Okay.

00:09:05.100 Well, under the old days, that would be shot down immediately.

00:09:11.020 And a very serious explanation would be demanded of China for doing that.

00:09:15.580 Hey, I know.

00:09:16.260 Why don't we fly?

00:09:17.000 Why does America fly a spy balloon over China and see what happens there?

00:09:20.540 You know what?

00:09:20.980 They would shoot it down and probably punish you severely for doing them.

00:09:24.440 But we're cucked and our governments and our leaderships are completely bought and owned.

00:09:28.620 They're gutless, spineless, freak show losers.

00:09:31.300 They're all addicted to drugs and doing orgies.

00:09:32.940 Nobody's paying attention.

00:09:33.840 Everybody's asleep at the wheel.

00:09:35.240 And, you know, as military intelligence has told me, it's hard to tell where the Canadian

00:09:39.500 government ends and the Chinese government begins.

00:09:41.340 And I suspect the same case is very, very much the same in the United States.

00:09:44.700 If they put this much effort into circumventing and getting a foothold in the Canadian government,

00:09:50.500 you can bet your ass they've been working overtime to get the American government installed.

00:09:53.640 Or, I'm sorry, propped up.

00:09:55.520 Or, I'm sorry, stolen election.

00:09:56.800 I'm sorry.

00:09:57.320 Whatever it was that happened down there, America is not being run by Americans.

00:10:01.940 That's for damn sure.

00:10:03.620 That's absolutely sure.

00:10:04.460 You know how many people support the mass migration over the southern border?

00:10:07.100 Oh, it's like 9%.

00:10:08.100 It's like no one.

00:10:09.320 But, and yet, it goes on.

00:10:10.660 Who supports the war in Ukraine?

00:10:11.960 Very few.

00:10:12.580 And yet, it goes on.

00:10:13.500 Who supported the, you know, any of this shit?

00:10:16.540 Somehow, it goes on.

00:10:18.060 Isn't that strange?

00:10:19.400 Isn't it weird?

00:10:19.980 It's almost like the people have no power over the conduct of the leaders of the places they live in.

00:10:25.460 It's almost like that.

00:10:26.300 That's not true, though.

00:10:27.440 Because it's dangerous to our democracy!

00:10:29.700 First of all, the United States is supposed to be a constitutional republic, not a democracy.

00:10:33.500 It's a different form of government.

00:10:34.640 Number two.

00:10:35.280 Ha ha ha!

00:10:36.260 Democracy.

00:10:37.520 Democracy.

00:10:38.400 Give me a break.

00:10:39.280 Are you fucking serious?

00:10:40.640 It's a joke.

00:10:41.900 It's a joke.

00:10:42.660 They select rip people.

00:10:45.420 They put them, I mean, my god.

00:10:48.620 I don't, there's so much going through my head.

00:10:50.520 I gotta get through these messages, and then we'll just go wherever it goes.

00:10:52.960 Because it's just, it's a nightmare.

00:10:54.540 I don't need to explain it.

00:10:55.420 Everyone with a thinking brain is, there's, oh, we're gonna get the limbs out!

00:10:59.780 Oh, yes, vote harder.

00:11:01.300 It's fucking rigged, okay?

00:11:03.220 They select the people you're allowed to vote for.

00:11:05.320 There is no discernible difference from one party to the next.

00:11:09.240 Nope.

00:11:09.600 They're all pro all the same shit, and they're all anti all the same, all the things that matter.

00:11:14.380 All the things that matter on the same page with all those things.

00:11:16.560 So to sit there and waste time with it.

00:11:18.780 It's a waste of time to obsess over this and play politics.

00:11:22.520 Like, it's just for the sake of winning.

00:11:24.280 It's a game you're playing.

00:11:25.220 It's no different than sports ball.

00:11:27.320 Okay?

00:11:27.540 Some men like to play politics ball.

00:11:30.320 My team, my blue team's gonna beat the red team!

00:11:33.080 I don't care.

00:11:33.980 I don't give a shit, because what happens when they win the championship?

00:11:37.760 Oh, we're gonna do this all the same stuff as before.

00:11:40.660 It's just, you know.

00:11:42.240 Oh, okay.

00:11:43.160 So, complete waste of my fucking time?

00:11:44.820 Got it, got it.

00:11:45.780 Full draw says, I wanted to share my condolences.

00:11:48.180 Yeah, I wrote that down.

00:11:49.060 Thank you for reminding me of that, but I'll get to it now.

00:11:50.820 I want to share my condolences to Texas Ann's family and friends and to this community.

00:11:54.260 She was a very warm-hearted soul.

00:11:55.700 She will be missed.

00:11:56.860 Godspeed.

00:11:57.180 Yeah, she was, Ann Rodriguez was her name, a woman from Texas who had been very supportive

00:12:02.000 of me and the community and everyone here for quite a while, a few years, I would say.

00:12:07.320 At least going back, I'd say a year or two, maybe longer.

00:12:10.460 A lot of you guys have talked to her and, you know, gotten to know her a little bit.

00:12:13.920 And unfortunately, she passed away on the 18th of January.

00:12:17.640 So, if you didn't know, now you know.

00:12:20.720 And, you know, we're sad to lose her and, you know, it sucks.

00:12:24.980 It's just another reason to remember why you have to make every minute count and try to enjoy

00:12:29.900 and make the most of the time you have with the people that you have around you and that you care about

00:12:33.280 because they could be gone tomorrow, especially these days with all the coincidences and whatnot.

00:12:37.820 So, that's all you can do.

00:12:39.540 At the end of the day, we're all going to the same place.

00:12:41.620 Winners, losers, goblins, and humans.

00:12:43.780 Everybody's going in the ground.

00:12:44.840 So, you know, make it worth, make it, at least try to have fun with it.

00:12:49.380 Anderson Paladin, also, says, Fran, thank you.

00:12:54.120 Chelsea, it says, entertain me while I make buns.

00:12:56.940 I request 300 shirtless ripped dudes featured tonight.

00:13:02.320 I'm only one guy.

00:13:03.620 I'm keeping my clothes on and I don't have Magic Mike ready to go.

00:13:07.460 And I think that's only like a couple of guys.

00:13:09.680 But, I don't know if you're in the, what do you think this is?

00:13:12.540 What are you doing?

00:13:13.840 Make buns.

00:13:15.240 You'll make, there's a lot, I'm confused about a lot of what's going on in your house.

00:13:18.400 I'm just going to move on.

00:13:19.820 I don't think I want to, I don't want to dig into that, into that treat bag any further and see what's at the bottom.

00:13:25.080 I think I'm just going to leave it be.

00:13:26.540 Based Agorist.

00:13:27.880 Says, congrats on 300 episodes.

00:13:29.620 Thank you for taking a stand.

00:13:30.600 Having some balls and being an inspiration to the rest of us means more than mere words and convey.

00:13:35.040 I, if I wasn't doing this, I'd be doing nothing.

00:13:38.380 I have no choice.

00:13:40.120 What else would I do?

00:13:43.180 I can't go to school.

00:13:44.820 I can't get a job.

00:13:46.560 I can't do anything.

00:13:50.500 Google my name.

00:13:51.500 It's not good, you know, and that's intentional.

00:13:54.600 It's on purpose.

00:13:55.160 I've been, you know, defrauded, besmirched, slandered, debanked, imprisoned, threatened, and all kinds of stuff.

00:14:04.600 Pretty much everything except assassinated, and I would normally consider that to be something to be worried about, but they're really married to the idea of getting me into jail for 20 or 30 years.

00:14:16.300 That's the plan.

00:14:16.960 That's what they'd really like.

00:14:17.740 They want that trophy, especially the chill effect that it will send to all of you out there so they can point and say, see what happens when you're like this guy?

00:14:24.440 We'll put you in jail.

00:14:25.880 We'll put you in jail.

00:14:27.020 So that's what they're going to.

00:14:27.960 I don't, they're not going to, you know.

00:14:29.120 And who would do it, you know?

00:14:31.040 I mean, the RCMP are pretty good at killing people, but I, you know, even then, I don't know.

00:14:36.160 I don't think they have what it takes.

00:14:37.880 Feather Not Dot says, congratulations, you made it to 300 shows.

00:14:41.200 I know.

00:14:41.540 I really didn't expect it to get this long.

00:14:42.940 I'm as surprised as you are, Chinese spy balloons, egg yolks, egg yolks counteract spike protein.

00:14:49.200 Is that the new theory?

00:14:50.580 They're like, oh, the eggs.

00:14:52.740 They could get protein powder that are, that are derived from egg protein.

00:14:56.960 You just go to GNC and buy that.

00:14:58.360 Just eat that.

00:14:58.940 You're like, you're fucking cured.

00:15:00.000 You're going to be healthier than ever.

00:15:01.820 You're going to grow an extra dick.

00:15:03.440 You're going to be super powerful.

00:15:06.620 I know you'd rather just have a bigger one.

00:15:08.340 We can't do that, but we can give you two.

00:15:09.940 And that's, I mean, that's something.

00:15:11.940 I don't know.

00:15:13.260 You know?

00:15:17.200 Oh, for ****.

00:15:25.220 I didn't know how else to get out of that.

00:15:28.380 Moving on.

00:15:30.540 Mr. Bullock, thank you, sir.

00:15:31.680 He says to all our brothers and sisters who have left us far too soon.

00:15:34.300 Thank you, man.

00:15:34.800 I appreciate it.

00:15:35.700 Pilot Mike, happy 300 fam.

00:15:37.340 Thank you, brother.

00:15:38.080 Scarecrow says we need to organize a new convoy.

00:15:40.000 Hear me out.

00:15:40.400 This time, instead of trucks, balloons.

00:15:42.760 Hot air balloons.

00:15:43.840 Interesting concept.

00:15:45.080 Very difficult to resupply.

00:15:49.160 You would need a field to land the balloons, resupply.

00:15:51.660 I don't know.

00:15:53.220 I don't know.

00:15:53.740 Apparently, we can just occupy random airspace.

00:15:55.940 I guess we can.

00:15:56.560 Scarecrow, thank you, sir.

00:15:58.200 Sean M, 300, man.

00:15:59.420 You made it.

00:15:59.760 I know.

00:16:00.020 I didn't think I would.

00:16:01.600 And, you know, I figured I would have seen those crosshairs of your avatar on my head and dead before now.

00:16:06.640 But, hey, there's always tomorrow.

00:16:07.740 Maybe they'll kill me tomorrow.

00:16:08.940 Short and Long says, guess who wanted to watch Rage tonight?

00:16:11.160 He said you need to spray honey with the bees.

00:16:15.100 Spray honey onto them and then release the bees.

00:16:18.060 Interesting.

00:16:19.280 I don't know.

00:16:19.760 But the bees don't want to eat the honey.

00:16:21.200 It might just make them more mad.

00:16:22.580 They'd be like, oh, this wasted honey.

00:16:23.900 And they would just become kamikaze, you know, Japanese zero pilots of bees.

00:16:27.840 Maybe.

00:16:29.000 He says, my nine-year-old son sees how stupid these balloons are.

00:16:31.140 I don't talk this shit with him.

00:16:35.260 Congrats on getting $300.

00:16:36.340 Angel of Wrath, thank you.

00:16:37.200 And Sergeant Rock says, $300 is awesome.

00:16:38.660 And thank you for your infinite resolve.

00:16:40.580 RIP Texas Ann, you will always be with us.

00:16:42.600 Now, is that the Hindenburg seeking up on the White House?

00:16:45.680 That is the direction it's going.

00:16:47.520 This is the path of the – all right, I'm just going to say it, guys.

00:16:50.640 It's ours.

00:16:51.860 It's our balloon.

00:16:53.560 This is something Philip and I have been working on for a while.

00:16:56.740 This is the Diagaloon, the Diagaballoon.

00:16:59.700 As you can see, it's passing through our territory.

00:17:01.660 Now, they think its trajectory is – it's supposed to be going to Florida.

00:17:05.320 We're actually doing surveying and marking out where the wall is going to be.

00:17:08.880 We're going to build an electric – it's a death wall.

00:17:12.380 It's more – hear me out.

00:17:14.180 It's more expensive than a physical barrier.

00:17:16.640 But it's way more effective because everyone that tries to cross it dies instantly.

00:17:21.080 It's just an electric fence with a – like Jurassic Park.

00:17:24.040 It's based – remember Jurassic Park?

00:17:25.420 That's the fence, okay?

00:17:26.560 And we're going to build it.

00:17:27.840 And that's what the balloon is supposed to be doing.

00:17:29.660 But I don't know.

00:17:30.400 It seems to have gone rogue.

00:17:31.400 Nobody's – I don't know.

00:17:32.380 I think Philip's just doing blow up there.

00:17:34.040 I don't know what's going on with it.

00:17:35.700 But that is – that's where we're at now.

00:17:38.300 NORAD, Homeland Security, all of that is just really – I mean, it's optional.

00:17:44.980 You know what I mean?

00:17:45.360 And it's really just – I read a guy talk to me earlier saying like if these people had any idea – like the amount of laws and regulations that go into managing airspace, it's its own field.

00:17:58.860 It's not something you could just do, okay?

00:18:00.800 Air traffic control is a very difficult job.

00:18:02.360 And never mind – to manage all of this, all the military bases, all the flight paths, all of the mayhem that can be caused by something being in the sky where it's not supposed to be that no one's trying – I mean, infinite number of disasters are possible.

00:18:17.100 Oh, and then there was the whole time of the hijackings and the planes and the buildings exploding and the massive endless wars that we went on and all of that stuff.

00:18:22.820 Maybe you don't remember.

00:18:23.680 Who cares?

00:18:24.140 Flush it down the toilet and memory hole it.

00:18:25.700 It's 1984 now.

00:18:26.840 Two plus two is five.

00:18:27.720 Girls or boys?

00:18:28.320 Chop your dicks off.

00:18:29.200 It's all going to be fine.

00:18:30.680 We're going to do whatever we want.

00:18:31.660 There's just a giant balloon floating around.

00:18:33.280 Our announcement last night regarding the high-altitude surveillance balloon, I'm not going to have much new information to provide other than to say that the North American Aerospace Defense Command continues to monitor it closely.

00:18:44.520 While we won't get into specifics in regards to the exact location, I can tell you that the balloon continues to move eastward and is currently over the center of the continental United States.

00:18:55.580 So not only has it breached American airspace, you're just going to let it float across the continent.

00:19:05.220 I see.

00:19:06.540 It's interesting.

00:19:07.640 Hello, it's me, the Chinese spy Baroon, and I am floating in a neighborhood near you.

00:19:13.140 I am trying to find all the secrets of the American people, such as Hunter Biden Raptop.

00:19:19.960 Oh, I guess it was your laptop.

00:19:22.220 I guess you didn't want to admit it until the Chinese bar sack was floating around, trying to find out what you did wrong when you were smoking crack.

00:19:31.680 I want to find all the secrets to arrive, such as how many Americans does it take to eat at the McDonald's?

00:19:40.060 Oh, man.

00:19:49.720 It was Bin Laden, you guys!

00:19:51.740 I'm on the night train, follow the stars.

00:19:54.640 I'm on the night train.

00:19:56.720 Fill my car.

00:19:57.900 I'm on the night train.

00:19:59.920 Ready to crash and burn.

00:20:02.460 I never learned.

00:20:03.440 Totally normal.

00:20:04.380 I'm on the night train.

00:20:06.340 I love that star.

00:20:07.580 I'm on the night train.

00:20:09.240 I got something to get in now.

00:20:10.720 I'm on the night train.

00:20:12.420 You expect me to believe this.

00:20:14.160 I don't know where to begin.

00:20:19.200 I guess I already have, and I guess we'll just keep going.

00:20:27.560 Poor old Ben Bankus.

00:20:32.340 Reed Norfman.

00:20:33.740 Cheers to 300 from FreeCanada.win.

00:20:35.840 Thank you very much, brother.

00:20:38.600 Appreciate you.

00:20:44.980 All right.

00:20:45.660 I wish I had, like, opium.

00:20:52.160 I need opium now.

00:20:58.480 I think it might be the only way to...

00:21:04.660 Load it like a free train.

00:21:07.940 It just makes sense to just not be sober ever, because it's impossible to...

00:21:13.260 I mean...

00:21:16.260 Top of Rue as a diplomat says China Baroon over airspace is unacceptable.

00:21:23.260 He has the funniest Chinese accent I've ever...

00:21:26.580 He's, like, nailed it.

00:21:27.560 He's got the most...

00:21:28.380 Definitely the most recognizable one.

00:21:30.260 As soon as you hear it, you're like, it's Ben Bankus.

00:21:32.260 You know?

00:21:32.620 It's amazing.

00:21:33.520 It's so funny.

00:21:34.240 It's probably one of the best ones ever done.

00:21:36.540 But, yeah.

00:21:37.100 It's obviously...

00:21:38.160 Hey, massive security breach!

00:21:40.040 But since when is the American...

00:21:41.380 When do we care about that?

00:21:42.760 Borders wide open.

00:21:43.720 Thousands of people a day.

00:21:44.960 Death everywhere.

00:21:45.780 Human trafficking wide open.

00:21:47.200 Oh, I've got an ice cream, Jack.

00:21:49.220 It's a joke.

00:21:50.320 It's all a joke.

00:21:52.120 And what's worse is that we're a joke for allowing it.

00:21:57.180 They might as well be like, what are you going to do about it?

00:21:58.840 Nothing.

00:21:59.140 They know nobody's going to do anything about it.

00:22:00.700 That's why...

00:22:01.300 I have a theory.

00:22:02.100 This is why they have to create these fake neo-Nazi groups.

00:22:06.380 They're almost all fake.

00:22:08.040 Almost all of them.

00:22:08.860 Of the actual guys that exist in Canada, I think it's about 20.

00:22:12.100 20 or 30.

00:22:13.060 I went in on them pretty hard one day.

00:22:15.020 Because I think a lot of them are fucking huge losers.

00:22:17.640 And they are.

00:22:18.180 You hide behind a mask.

00:22:19.260 You're a fucking loser, dude.

00:22:21.540 I lost about 30 subscribers.

00:22:24.100 You know?

00:22:24.620 They're not a very...

00:22:25.640 But, you know.

00:22:27.000 They have to almost create this illusion that there's all...

00:22:30.780 People are going to...

00:22:32.300 Oh, my God.

00:22:32.940 We've got to keep on top of these terrorists out there, you guys.

00:22:36.140 These domestic terrorists.

00:22:37.060 Oh, gee.

00:22:37.700 Because if they didn't, if there was no...

00:22:41.220 If people didn't think that that was a thing, it didn't even exist, someone might decide

00:22:44.940 to invent one, you know?

00:22:46.520 So they just kind of go, oh, it's being handled.

00:22:48.920 They invent the people that they go chase down, arrest, and then pass laws based on the shit...

00:22:57.460 I mean, the FBI has done this how many times?

00:23:00.380 The RCMP has done it here.

00:23:02.100 The whole Heritage Front thing.

00:23:03.260 It never ends.

00:23:06.040 It's filthy with it.

00:23:07.060 It's just a strategy they use to elicit more control and power.

00:23:11.880 It works every time.

00:23:12.560 Anyway.

00:23:13.740 There's a balloon floating around, and for some reason, it's just a...

00:23:16.720 I'm not even reading this.

00:23:18.860 I don't care.

00:23:20.080 Nobody cares.

00:23:21.460 Apparently nobody's ever cared.

00:23:22.880 This should have been shot down immediately.

00:23:24.880 As soon as it got within range of wherever it came from, Seattle.

00:23:28.420 Shoot it down.

00:23:29.220 It's a helium-filled balloon with solar panels and instruments, like cameras, radars, sensors,

00:23:35.120 and yes, it's taking pictures.

00:23:36.400 It's literally flying over to U.S. military bases and just checking shit out.

00:23:40.440 Totally cool.

00:23:41.360 And you know what?

00:23:41.920 They know you're not going to do shit.

00:23:44.800 What are you going to do?

00:23:45.740 Nothing!

00:23:48.700 That's why it's become this ridiculous.

00:23:50.600 They've gotten so complacent and lazy, they feel like they can just do whatever they want.

00:23:54.380 It's a joke.

00:23:56.540 It's a travesty.

00:23:59.220 Speaking of which, I'll get to the talk.

00:24:03.000 We're talking to our friend David Azarad recently for an interview on Fox Nation,

00:24:06.720 and the topic of Canada came up.

00:24:08.520 David Azarad was born and raised in Montreal.

00:24:11.180 The topic, like, this is what America...

00:24:13.380 We're talked about as, like, a local dumpster fire.

00:24:16.460 Do you understand that, Canada?

00:24:18.660 Oh, it's Tucker Carlson.

00:24:19.760 No, everyone in the world understands that this place is fucked up,

00:24:23.780 and no one wants to be here.

00:24:24.940 No one in their right mind.

00:24:25.840 Everyone I talk to from other countries is like,

00:24:27.560 what's going on over there?

00:24:28.880 They're like, are you okay?

00:24:29.980 And I'm like, no, we're not okay.

00:24:31.180 We're very not okay.

00:24:33.440 It's a joke.

00:24:34.280 It's the local dumpster fire.

00:24:35.420 Hey, did you see that train wreck last night?

00:24:37.620 Oh, my God.

00:24:39.460 You're doing great, kid.

00:24:41.020 But, like, a lot of ambitious and freedom-loving people,

00:24:43.380 he fled later to the United States.

00:24:45.580 And because all the...

00:24:47.620 Yeah, that's true.

00:24:48.480 A lot of ambitious and freedom-loving people fled to the United States.

00:24:51.880 I would if I could, but I'm not allowed to leave.

00:24:53.900 The people who care about their own rights have left.

00:24:56.620 Canada, under Justin Trudeau, has become effectively a dictatorship.

00:25:00.340 And we don't like dictatorships.

00:25:01.500 We're America.

00:25:02.420 We liberate dictatorships.

00:25:03.780 Well, the entire government's a dictatorship.

00:25:05.740 And arguably, you know, Tucker, your country is under one as well.

00:25:08.180 But anyway.

00:25:08.680 Dictatorships.

00:25:09.400 That's what we do.

00:25:11.680 So we asked the obvious question.

00:25:13.840 Actually, and Jimmy Dore has a great explanation of what we do coming up after this.

00:25:22.080 You know, I know what he means, though.

00:25:23.900 You know, people take everything so literally.

00:25:26.020 We said this!

00:25:26.840 Like, in the spirit of the moment of the emotion...

00:25:29.760 Words are just...

00:25:33.300 It's like painting pictures to try to get you to understand what I'm thinking.

00:25:38.720 Not everybody's...

00:25:39.620 Some people are terrible at it.

00:25:41.140 Some people are excellent at it.

00:25:42.320 They're perfectly communicating exactly what they are feeling and thinking.

00:25:46.840 So that the person hearing it is like, yep.

00:25:50.420 And they really are.

00:25:51.240 Not a mistake.

00:25:52.100 Like, oh, I know what you mean, when they really don't.

00:25:53.940 You know, like, that is not what I meant.

00:25:55.480 I did not mean you were coming back to my house after the party.

00:25:57.840 No, that's not what I said.

00:25:58.860 Get out of my car!

00:26:00.060 You know?

00:26:01.160 I mean, to actually do it requires some...

00:26:03.760 You know, that's the general attitude of Americans.

00:26:07.440 The normie bully.

00:26:08.340 Like, what is the military supposed to...

00:26:09.800 Well, we're the good guys.

00:26:10.700 And we go around and when people are...

00:26:12.120 We fucking smash those assholes because we don't like bullies.

00:26:14.200 It's America.

00:26:15.360 That's how it's supposed to be.

00:26:16.860 That's what he means.

00:26:17.880 That's not how it is.

00:26:19.200 And no smart person thinks that's how it is anymore.

00:26:21.800 I mean, for God's sakes.

00:26:23.160 Why don't we just liberate Canada?

00:26:25.360 Here's that conversation.

00:26:26.400 Why should we stand back and let our biggest trading partner, the country with which we

00:26:31.680 share the longest border, and actually, I could just say, a great country.

00:26:35.040 I love Canada.

00:26:35.600 I've always loved Canada.

00:26:36.320 By the way, this is not the president of a foreign enemy country.

00:26:40.820 This is not...

00:26:42.120 You know, this is a guy like me who sits in front of a camera and talks shit for a living.

00:26:48.800 That's what he does.

00:26:51.100 Okay?

00:26:51.420 So, just remember that going forward.

00:26:56.460 Is it a natural beauty?

00:26:57.940 Why should we let it become Cuba?

00:26:59.720 Like, why don't we liberate it?

00:27:01.180 We're spending all this money to liberate Ukraine from the Russia.

00:27:04.080 Careful, Tucker.

00:27:04.920 You're going to get yourself an emergency act declared, dude.

00:27:07.540 Is that what you want?

00:27:08.540 Do you want to be the second internet...

00:27:11.360 The second shit-talking person to have martial law declared in Canada?

00:27:16.660 Because I'm going to tell you this right now, Tucker.

00:27:18.360 However, the bar to have martial law declared in Canada is very low.

00:27:22.960 It's very low.

00:27:23.960 And they came pretty close to it.

00:27:25.420 They almost had to talk about it in Parliament the other day.

00:27:28.780 Why are we not sending an armed force north to liberate Canada from Trudeau?

00:27:32.020 And I mean it.

00:27:33.500 Well, I don't know that...

00:27:33.940 But then you don't have to answer that.

00:27:34.820 I don't know that I'm there yet with you.

00:27:39.280 You hear him laughing because it's absurd.

00:27:42.480 That's why it's funny.

00:27:43.780 Like the Daglod meme.

00:27:44.780 It's absurd.

00:27:45.340 It's funny.

00:27:45.800 Let's put you...

00:27:46.220 Right?

00:27:46.480 And so this is two for two now.

00:27:50.160 This is two for two.

00:27:51.460 They're clearly laughing.

00:27:52.780 He's fucking laughing on television.

00:27:54.620 Okay, so there's two explanations for this.

00:27:56.700 The reaction of the Canadian government, which is so embarrassing.

00:28:00.480 It's so embarrassing.

00:28:01.640 It makes me want to shoot myself in the face.

00:28:03.620 It makes me just want to be dead so I don't have to endure this.

00:28:06.780 This, I mean, the currency of being a Canadian is being degraded so fast, so fast.

00:28:14.500 You used to be able to travel the world, which I did.

00:28:16.840 As a soldier of the military of this country, we would go all over the place.

00:28:19.620 Europe, the Middle East, South America, the Caribbean, all over the United States, and so on.

00:28:25.200 And it was like, oh, Canada.

00:28:27.440 Right on.

00:28:27.920 That's a good country.

00:28:28.880 We like that one.

00:28:29.500 That's a good...

00:28:29.880 That's, you know...

00:28:31.660 On account of its history and all the things it's done, and yeah, now...

00:28:36.300 Now it's, you know...

00:28:40.760 Well, doing what it's doing.

00:28:42.180 And it's laughable.

00:28:45.180 So, you know, I don't like that, that that's been taken away.

00:28:48.540 That other people are laughing at us on TV all over the world because we're a joke.

00:28:53.460 And they should laugh at us.

00:28:54.600 They deserve...

00:28:55.120 That you deserve to be.

00:28:56.020 That's how humans correct behavior.

00:28:59.800 Like, some bullying is necessary.

00:29:02.920 It is.

00:29:03.720 That's how groups of people correct themselves.

00:29:05.840 You have to correct it.

00:29:07.900 Whatever works.

00:29:09.160 And there's just ways it's done.

00:29:10.700 There's obviously extremes.

00:29:12.180 You went too far.

00:29:14.480 But...

00:29:15.000 So, they deserve it.

00:29:18.440 You deserve to be laughed at when you're being an imbecile.

00:29:21.160 A clown.

00:29:21.800 A joke.

00:29:22.620 A disaster.

00:29:25.280 It's not like...

00:29:26.420 You know, he's...

00:29:27.280 They're not talking about...

00:29:32.000 Like, the latest episode of a TV show.

00:29:36.260 Where they're direct neighbors, you know.

00:29:39.160 And they're just laughing about, man, maybe we should just invade them.

00:29:42.180 It's gotten that bad.

00:29:43.800 Aren't you proud?

00:29:44.600 Who's proud?

00:29:45.380 I can just feel the Canadian Forces maple leaf, black with cross daggers tattoo that I never got.

00:29:52.440 Just getting bigger and bigger by the moment.

00:29:54.360 Can't you?

00:29:55.660 I'm just talking myself into a frenzy here.

00:29:58.920 It's a fair question.

00:30:00.400 And honestly, we thought the Canadians would be flattered.

00:30:02.420 Because they're always flattered when you talk about them.

00:30:06.020 They're like...

00:30:06.460 Tucker, I would.

00:30:08.340 I would love it if you invaded.

00:30:09.760 You personally.

00:30:10.580 Ride an Abrams tank over the border with like seven or eight people from your crew.

00:30:14.660 Just dress.

00:30:15.100 You don't even need to be...

00:30:16.100 You don't even need weapons.

00:30:16.940 Just dress roughly.

00:30:18.540 Just go to like any bargain bin.

00:30:20.960 Just buy camouflage clothes.

00:30:22.260 It doesn't matter.

00:30:22.980 These people are scared of everything.

00:30:25.000 They believe everything.

00:30:25.740 There's people in my town.

00:30:29.420 You know, well, a couple years ago anyway, where I was living in the city.

00:30:32.820 And they called the SWAT team.

00:30:34.780 And it showed up.

00:30:35.660 And it treated this guy like...

00:30:38.380 There's a guy on the roof of a building sweeping leaves off of the broom.

00:30:41.820 Someone reported in that there was a sniper with a machine gun.

00:30:45.520 So the SWAT team shows up.

00:30:47.740 And it's a whole big...

00:30:48.880 He's like, what the...

00:30:49.820 I'm sweeping.

00:30:50.520 Go off the fucking roof!

00:30:51.680 You know, this place is a joke.

00:30:53.280 They should have shown up immediately and been like, hey!

00:30:55.500 Have you been up there the whole time?

00:30:56.840 Yeah, why?

00:30:57.620 Ah, for fuck's sakes.

00:30:58.520 Never mind.

00:30:59.400 Never mind.

00:31:00.880 You don't have any guns up there, do you?

00:31:01.960 No?

00:31:02.300 All right.

00:31:03.500 My bad.

00:31:04.060 Our bad.

00:31:04.440 Sorry.

00:31:05.360 Yeah, get that woman on the phone.

00:31:06.800 The one that called about that.

00:31:08.240 Yeah, just go back there and tell her we followed up on it.

00:31:10.280 And then just butt-stroke her in the nose for wasting her time.

00:31:12.900 Okay?

00:31:13.280 And then when she's crying, just slam the door.

00:31:14.900 Try and slam it off the hinges so it breaks.

00:31:16.840 And then turn around and say, and fix your fucking door!

00:31:19.900 I'm gonna come back here and give you a ticket for an unsecured front door.

00:31:22.940 That's a law we have now, because it's Canada.

00:31:25.080 We just make shit up!

00:31:29.340 You there!

00:31:30.200 Child!

00:31:30.760 Bring my vehicle around!

00:31:31.960 It's the law also!

00:31:33.500 You're now my chauffeur!

00:31:34.620 I'm taking your child as my personal chauffeur until you get that door fixed.

00:31:39.100 It's not bleeding everywhere.

00:31:40.020 They're not making a mess.

00:31:41.060 There's a fine for that, too.

00:31:42.400 Unauthorized bleeding on government property.

00:31:45.920 It's not your house.

00:31:47.020 It's my house.

00:31:47.800 It's the government's house.

00:31:49.080 Don't you read the news, idiot woman?

00:31:51.020 You're scrolling TikTok all day?

00:31:52.560 No.

00:31:53.680 It's collectively owned now.

00:31:55.500 All the banks...

00:31:56.640 You've missed all of it.

00:31:57.420 All the houses belong to the state now, okay?

00:31:59.500 They're all insured by us and bank...

00:32:00.780 It's technically my house.

00:32:02.300 So stop bleeding in my house.

00:32:04.380 What's your kid's name?

00:32:05.440 Doesn't matter.

00:32:06.020 Who cares?

00:32:06.460 I'll name you myself.

00:32:07.140 You're mine now.

00:32:07.860 I'm going to call you drivey.

00:32:10.020 Get in the car, drivey.

00:32:12.880 You're going to drive me now.

00:32:18.640 Oh, Canada is serious country.

00:32:23.200 Just bring, like, seven people dressed as soldiers.

00:32:25.980 Take one actual tank.

00:32:27.820 It'll be an unconditional surrender.

00:32:31.460 Maybe even bring, like, a trans rainbow flag just to confuse them.

00:32:34.760 Because they'll see you approaching and they'll be unsure if you're hostile or they'll think you're friendly.

00:32:38.660 And then once they're, you know, completely...

00:32:40.440 Then you're just like, yeah, I'm taking over.

00:32:42.400 You could be president...

00:32:43.060 Tucker, you could be president of an entire country.

00:32:44.920 Do you know that?

00:32:45.320 All you would have to do is show up and they would give it to you.

00:32:50.020 People honking some cars gave them all PTSD.

00:32:53.400 If you showed up here with an actual tank, pack it in.

00:32:59.000 But doesn't Canada have tanks?

00:33:00.560 No, we don't.

00:33:01.740 Canada sold them all to Ukraine.

00:33:03.960 So...

00:33:04.660 All of our anti-armor weapons are also in Ukraine.

00:33:08.440 All of our artillery guns are also in Ukraine.

00:33:10.820 And you know what?

00:33:11.360 All of our soldiers are also in Ukraine.

00:33:15.040 Some of the battalions have, like, 30 fucking guys.

00:33:18.860 30.

00:33:19.840 Should be 500.

00:33:21.220 They have about 30 they can spare.

00:33:23.200 That they can deploy anywhere.

00:33:26.360 Ha ha ha!

00:33:27.400 So this is the best time.

00:33:28.840 Get a tank.

00:33:29.540 You know what?

00:33:30.260 Ditch the uniforms.

00:33:31.120 Who even cares?

00:33:32.260 Who cares?

00:33:32.700 Get, like, Fisher-Price squirt guns.

00:33:38.800 Bring honking noises.

00:33:40.040 That will, that'll scare, that'll immediately put them into fight-or-flight mode.

00:33:45.900 Ha ha ha!

00:33:47.880 Ha ha ha!

00:33:49.980 This is definitely the easiest country to...

00:33:52.000 I mean, look at the size of it!

00:33:54.020 All the natural resources we have.

00:33:56.000 All you have to do.

00:33:57.940 Anybody that wants it.

00:33:59.080 I'm telling anybody in the world that wants it.

00:34:01.920 Because the, you know, fortress North America is a lie, obviously.

00:34:05.800 There's a giant fucking balloon floating around.

00:34:07.500 China.

00:34:08.340 Float one of those fuckers over here with, like, I don't know, I don't know how long.

00:34:12.020 Can you, can you do the sea container human trafficking thing that you normally do, but

00:34:15.600 with soldiers?

00:34:16.540 Can you get it in an air balloon?

00:34:17.880 I don't know how.

00:34:18.420 It's like a big bubble.

00:34:20.080 They'll just roll around and play with each other and go, ha ha ha!

00:34:22.580 China!

00:34:23.300 Number one!

00:34:24.000 I don't know.

00:34:24.360 Whatever they'll do.

00:34:25.140 Float them over this city.

00:34:26.180 And then airdrop them in.

00:34:27.620 Just dump them out.

00:34:31.060 Right on Parliament Hill.

00:34:32.780 And it's yours.

00:34:33.820 You'll own the entire...

00:34:34.860 There's no...

00:34:35.440 No one...

00:34:36.060 Nothing will stop you.

00:34:37.280 Literally no one.

00:34:38.660 No one will lift a finger.

00:34:42.180 In fact, even the patriotic Canadians will let go, oh, did we just get taken over by China?

00:34:49.300 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:34:50.260 Let's just, uh, let's just, let's just give them a few days and see where they go with

00:34:55.100 this.

00:34:56.200 That's going to be my response.

00:34:57.960 I'm not fighting them.

00:34:58.980 If they float that balloon over here and Chinese Marines take over the country, I'm not even

00:35:03.420 going to stop them.

00:35:04.000 I'm not even going to fucking try.

00:35:04.960 I'm just going to watch amused and interested, like, oh, well, let's see, you know.

00:35:10.760 If it's worse, I guess we'll find...

00:35:12.040 I mean, it's getting worse anyway, right?

00:35:14.200 We're either going to get where we're going anyway, real fast, which saves us time, which

00:35:19.300 we like.

00:35:20.460 Or we prefer a Chinese military junta run by Marines from Shanghai over the people that

00:35:27.720 are actually running this country.

00:35:28.720 Now, it turns out they have more in common with us.

00:35:30.720 They're very nationalistic people.

00:35:32.560 They're very sad to see how pathetic we are.

00:35:35.840 They laugh at us.

00:35:36.800 It's very bad.

00:35:39.460 China could not have found a one man in awe of P.I.

00:35:44.100 It's the Maritimes, China.

00:35:50.340 I don't...

00:35:50.680 Don't come over here looking for men.

00:35:52.060 They're...

00:35:52.320 Dude.

00:35:53.020 They're like blue lobsters over here.

00:35:54.400 You might find one once in a while and you'll freak out.

00:35:57.140 You'll take pictures.

00:35:57.900 You'll send them to your friends.

00:35:58.760 You'll tag your girlfriends.

00:35:59.760 Look, I found one!

00:36:00.520 Holy shit!

00:36:01.580 Oh my god!

00:36:03.420 That's an actual man!

00:36:05.860 Are you sure?

00:36:06.580 I'm positive!

00:36:07.180 I'm so sure.

00:36:12.060 Trust me.

00:36:12.460 You'll know when you find one.

00:36:13.420 The difference is so drastic.

00:36:14.680 It's like, wow.

00:36:16.420 It's immediate.

00:36:17.640 I've seen it happen before my eyes.

00:36:20.660 One of my army buddies walks in.

00:36:22.200 Some chick just like...

00:36:23.440 She could just...

00:36:24.500 It's over.

00:36:25.460 She's like pulled in like the fucking...

00:36:27.440 Like a tractor beam.

00:36:28.480 Some other dude's been talking to her all night.

00:36:39.440 She's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:36:40.920 Not listening at all anymore.

00:36:45.360 Because up until then...

00:36:47.140 I mean, this guy owned three of his own gaming consoles.

00:36:50.080 He was pretty much the top of the...

00:36:52.080 At that party, that was...

00:36:53.540 He had it going.

00:36:54.220 It was the alpha male guy.

00:36:55.280 And then a fucking guy with a job showed up and it was all over.

00:36:58.480 I mean, he was even like, you know, in shape and stuff.

00:37:07.280 Anyway.

00:37:10.700 None of this makes you...

00:37:11.560 What are we talking about?

00:37:13.420 What are we ever talking about?

00:37:14.580 Nobody cares.

00:37:16.520 Nobody's ever cared.

00:37:19.520 I'm just saying we should give the Marines a chance.

00:37:21.400 If I'm wrong and the Diagon Loon Balloon is not what it's supposed to be,

00:37:28.800 And Philip is actually doing some kind of coke-fueled orgy up there.

00:37:32.380 And they're all women too, for some reason.

00:37:34.500 All female Chinese Marines.

00:37:39.080 That could be the case.

00:37:41.400 So if you don't declare the emergency act now, you're fucking stupid.

00:37:45.300 Do you have any idea what could be...

00:37:46.360 Boy, seriously, we don't have an army.

00:37:50.860 I'm not kidding.

00:37:51.620 We have nothing.

00:37:52.760 It's all gone.

00:37:54.000 It's all gone.

00:37:55.240 I'm not at all exaggerating.

00:37:57.080 It's as bare bones as it gets before it's just...

00:37:59.960 It's gone.

00:38:01.320 Just dust disintegrates.

00:38:03.940 You know?

00:38:05.760 It's like a...

00:38:06.380 You know sparklers?

00:38:07.440 Remember we had sparklers when we were kids?

00:38:08.740 And it's just like...

00:38:11.200 And it's like, oh, if you don't move it, it's just ash.

00:38:13.760 You just...

00:38:14.040 The slightest move and it's just dust in the wind.

00:38:17.100 You know?

00:38:18.560 The slightest jolt and it fucking falls apart.

00:38:22.220 It falls apart.

00:38:22.780 They are recruiting thousands of permanent residents.

00:38:26.200 Some of which, I've just been informed, haven't even been in the country five months.

00:38:30.620 They've been here for months and they're like, I joined the army.

00:38:33.860 And they're like, do you even speak English?

00:38:35.260 Nope.

00:38:35.700 Doesn't matter.

00:38:36.400 Doesn't matter.

00:38:37.000 Come on in.

00:38:37.760 We have no standards anymore.

00:38:39.380 We'll take anyone that just lives here for a little bit.

00:38:41.700 Just show up and live here for a bit.

00:38:43.360 You could be in the army.

00:38:44.860 You could be trusted with defending our ancestral home.

00:38:49.460 Guy that just got here five minutes ago.

00:38:52.000 Yep.

00:38:53.420 Well, we'll do some security.

00:38:54.800 And another interesting fact is that a lot of them are from India and a lot of the other

00:38:59.280 are from Pakistan.

00:39:00.940 Now, if you know anything about the history between India and Pakistan, they don't get

00:39:04.600 along at all.

00:39:06.000 They almost go to war every couple of years.

00:39:08.760 They fucking hate each other.

00:39:10.040 So that's really going to be interesting to see how the Paki platoon versus Indian platoon

00:39:15.300 works out in Meaford.

00:39:17.200 I'm really interested to see how that goes.

00:39:20.380 But don't worry.

00:39:21.220 The staff is actually now all AI robots that are genderless.

00:39:26.800 And so they're not going to be at risk.

00:39:29.140 And it's not that we don't want to have actual sergeants there to supervise them.

00:39:33.360 It's just that we don't have any left because everybody retired and everybody quit and was

00:39:38.160 forced out.

00:39:38.760 And we just, we don't have, everybody's gone.

00:39:41.720 So.

00:39:44.280 Going full commie wasn't very popular.

00:39:45.920 No, with the forces, not really.

00:39:49.340 Especially the, especially the combat arms, which are like the whole reason you have a

00:39:53.940 military.

00:39:54.780 Okay.

00:39:55.700 Because the guys that do the fighting, that's the actual war.

00:39:58.980 And everything else is supporting or enabling or trying to force multiply and make that fight

00:40:03.980 go your collective way.

00:40:05.300 But if there's no one doing any fighting and it's all just tertiary support units, who are you supporting?

00:40:13.020 You're not, you don't have an army.

00:40:15.060 And that's where we are right now.

00:40:16.860 The vast majority of the Canadian military is non-combat arms, bureaucrats, support units,

00:40:22.840 desk jobs, fat, fat, fat, fatty, fatty, fat, fat motherfuckers at NDHQ.

00:40:29.040 That's the Canadian.

00:40:29.820 I'm not kidding.

00:40:31.720 This is 100% the truth.

00:40:33.900 It's a, it's a mess.

00:40:35.560 It is so fucking bad.

00:40:37.480 It's hysterical.

00:40:40.640 If they offered me the job, like if I was in the position like, hey, do you want to be

00:40:43.620 the chief of defense?

00:40:44.280 I'd be like, I don't want to retire.

00:40:45.720 I don't want to be the guy that was in charge when this happened because I don't think there's

00:40:50.320 anyone alive that could turn this around.

00:40:52.440 This isn't a minor problem.

00:40:53.900 This is like, bro, you fucked up big time.

00:40:57.120 But because had you, the vaccine mandates, had you not done that, you would have retained

00:41:02.460 probably 10,000 soldiers.

00:41:04.440 So, which is roughly what you're short of right now, your recruiting goals.

00:41:08.160 Let me tell you why that's devastating.

00:41:10.480 Okay.

00:41:11.200 If you can't recruit the right, you need a minimum number of people to recruit every year

00:41:15.200 to backfill the people that retire, that get killed, that whatever.

00:41:20.680 Right.

00:41:21.080 So, you need to have a minimum number to match off the attrition rate.

00:41:24.640 Now, if you don't get that number, say you need, I need 50 people every year.

00:41:30.020 Random number.

00:41:30.720 I need 50 people.

00:41:32.240 How many did you get?

00:41:33.800 47.

00:41:35.120 Uh-oh.

00:41:35.620 So, next year you need 53 people.

00:41:38.160 How many did you get this year?

00:41:39.360 41.

00:41:40.140 Uh-oh.

00:41:40.800 Do you see where this goes?

00:41:42.460 So, we're short 10,000.

00:41:43.600 That's 10,000 spots that are not going to be filled.

00:41:46.260 Okay.

00:41:47.140 And it's just going to keep getting worse.

00:41:48.420 It's going to keep compounding.

00:41:49.280 And we don't have people to train the new guys because they're all gone.

00:41:52.960 You're basically, had you not done that, you could have at least maintained this and

00:41:56.720 then maybe started to try to turn the train around before it was too late.

00:42:00.600 All of this, this whole generation that fought these wars, this whole post 9-11 generation,

00:42:04.640 instead of shoving them all out and alienating them all and pushing them out the door,

00:42:07.660 they'd still be around.

00:42:08.580 They'd still be around.

00:42:09.140 And you'd have them to train the next generation, maintaining our high standard as Western soldiers,

00:42:13.900 which we only fucking have because we keep fighting wars all the time.

00:42:17.960 The First World War, the Boer War before that, the Second World War, Korea, Vietnam, Desert

00:42:22.960 Storm, on and on and on and on and on.

00:42:25.000 That's why, and I'm not saying it's a good thing, but that is why we have a very high standard

00:42:28.800 of soldiering around the world.

00:42:30.240 One of ours is literally worth five of theirs, at least.

00:42:33.860 At least.

00:42:35.500 Some of these countries are just like, here, you have gun, go kill.

00:42:37.820 No, that's your training.

00:42:39.080 You've done.

00:42:40.280 Or it's like a hilarious two days in the woods.

00:42:42.380 I've done this.

00:42:42.860 I've helped train these people.

00:42:44.340 And it's like, is this it?

00:42:45.720 They're like, yeah.

00:42:47.240 Good luck.

00:42:48.080 You know, slam on the back.

00:42:49.220 Hey, yeah, go get them, killer.

00:42:52.360 You know, holy fuck, they're going to die.

00:42:54.320 You know, training like the Jamaican military.

00:42:58.680 You know, sometimes they're just chilling out, sleeping in the woods.

00:43:02.540 Like, what are you doing?

00:43:03.380 And they're like, it's break time.

00:43:04.740 Like, break time?

00:43:05.900 We're in the middle of a patrol.

00:43:07.580 You don't just go to sleep.

00:43:10.080 Break time.

00:43:10.780 You know, anyway.

00:43:12.860 So we've lost that link.

00:43:16.840 To maintain that high standard, you have to have the experience changeover from the previous one.

00:43:22.640 And it gets diluted over time.

00:43:24.500 That's the thing.

00:43:25.040 You say, I have 100 experience points.

00:43:27.040 But I can only really give you, like, 70.

00:43:29.480 Because the other 30, you had to be there.

00:43:31.200 You're just never going to get it, right?

00:43:32.600 And then that goes down and that goes down.

00:43:33.820 And another war happens.

00:43:35.460 But you kind of ebb and flow your level of ability there.

00:43:40.160 But instead, this genius, really forward-thinking generation has alienated all of those guys.

00:43:45.840 So they're all gone, pretty much.

00:43:47.700 The new people coming in are being trained by people who were trained by people who don't, you know.

00:43:51.600 Where's the line of experience?

00:43:54.220 Oh, I think a sergeant major I had, he would, I don't know.

00:43:57.820 He went to Poland and got drunk a lot.

00:43:59.640 So he's a badass.

00:44:01.880 Like, oh, good.

00:44:04.440 Uh-oh.

00:44:05.120 So now you have what's called a green army again.

00:44:07.460 You have a green army.

00:44:08.480 You don't have an experienced army.

00:44:09.620 You have a green one.

00:44:10.380 We had one.

00:44:11.120 Now we don't.

00:44:12.020 So it's inexperienced.

00:44:13.760 It's underfunded.

00:44:15.880 Bro.

00:44:16.560 The equipment's all gone.

00:44:18.200 Ammunition stockpile's all gone.

00:44:20.000 Can't get enough recruits in it.

00:44:21.800 More officers, somehow, though, than we've ever had in history.

00:44:25.180 There's more generals now, or in recent times, than there was during World War II.

00:44:28.780 We had a million soldiers in World War II.

00:44:30.920 Now we've got 35 guys walking around a battalion like, ha, ha, ha, we got one vehicle that works.

00:44:35.680 Yay!

00:44:36.160 It's in fucking shambles.

00:44:37.440 Do you want me to continue?

00:44:38.840 I can do this all day.

00:44:41.720 There is nowhere you can look and be like, oh, things are looking up, for sure.

00:44:44.900 And all of these generals, they just presided over this.

00:44:49.340 You allowed this to happen, you son of a bitch.

00:44:52.840 You total son of a bitch.

00:44:57.440 Do you have any idea what you've done?

00:45:00.560 You, like, disarmed the nation in the pursuit of wokeness.

00:45:05.380 Have you lost your mind, sir?

00:45:07.440 However, it was more important to pursue diversity and inclusion and tolerance and all of this fucking nonsense than maintain the integrity of the kid.

00:45:20.000 You thought you could somehow just, I'll just throw this into there.

00:45:23.940 This sacred mixture of what we have to make warriors, make them effective.

00:45:28.580 And when we fight warriors, we win.

00:45:30.020 Because, you know, we've got it.

00:45:31.160 We've got the magic formula.

00:45:32.380 Do not deviate from that.

00:45:33.780 If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

00:45:34.880 Ah!

00:45:36.040 Hey, everybody, wear makeup and high heels, fake titties, fucking shit.

00:45:39.460 I don't care.

00:45:40.060 No, beards and neighbor earrings.

00:45:41.820 Woo!

00:45:42.440 Let's just smoke weed, too.

00:45:44.040 Also, be high all the time.

00:45:45.040 Who fucking cares?

00:45:46.320 Who cares at all?

00:45:47.780 Let's just throw away a thousand years of military tradition.

00:45:50.940 Hard fought, hard earned, learned the hard way.

00:45:53.340 Let's throw it all out the window.

00:45:54.580 Because some asshole read Saul Alinsky somewhere and decided, oh, you know, I learned this at Davos.

00:46:01.560 I think we should be more inclusive.

00:46:03.320 It's America, the deal, General.

00:46:05.040 The problem is, a lot of these high-ranking people, it becomes, you stop, at some level in the officers world, you stop being a soldier and you start being a politician.

00:46:17.560 A bureaucrat, essentially.

00:46:19.040 You get far enough away from the actual fighting.

00:46:21.540 You don't even need to put on a coat.

00:46:24.360 You know, there's guys in, like, they're working in the Pentagon.

00:46:26.660 They're not ever going to Syria.

00:46:27.820 You know what I mean?

00:46:28.260 So they have to play politics with all this shit and all the different people in the offices, these companies and these fucking gun manufacturers and shit.

00:46:36.560 Can you make us more tanks faster than this?

00:46:38.720 You know?

00:46:39.200 We paid you a lot.

00:46:40.560 You know?

00:46:40.840 They got to do all this shit.

00:46:42.160 They're always, so they're politicking.

00:46:44.820 And they start to think about what they're going to do when they're not in the army anymore.

00:46:49.700 And they like to have power.

00:46:51.440 They're one of those kinds of people.

00:46:52.680 Do you know what a lot of them do?

00:46:53.740 They get into politics.

00:46:56.540 Yeah, they do.

00:46:57.460 They do.

00:46:57.800 There's been a fair number of liberal generals, actually, that became politicians.

00:47:04.340 So, you know, I just think it's pretty awful and shitty that you would throw away a thousand years of military tradition,

00:47:11.180 absolutely gut and render the nation defenseless in the pursuit of wokeness, the current thing,

00:47:15.260 rather than do your job and safeguard the land, the home, that we only have one of and is now rapidly being eroded away.

00:47:24.180 I'm glad you chose woke politics and current thingism and being popular over that.

00:47:31.620 That's so stunning and brave, sir.

00:47:33.380 I think you should have a fucking statue.

00:47:35.840 Absolutely.

00:47:36.720 You should.

00:47:40.620 You know what?

00:47:41.540 I'm glad.

00:47:42.500 I am glad.

00:47:43.440 I made you feel fucking stupid.

00:47:47.240 I bet he remembers me.

00:47:50.880 This piece of shit.

00:47:53.000 What was he at the time?

00:47:53.940 He was a colonel.

00:47:54.980 He was a base commander.

00:47:56.820 Base commander shows up.

00:47:58.860 We're doing section attack.

00:47:59.880 So, basically, I have me and my nine, there's ten of us.

00:48:03.820 I'm in charge, and they've all got machine guns and grenade launchers and fucking crazy.

00:48:08.120 It's raining.

00:48:08.860 We've got night vision on.

00:48:10.120 It's fucking, it's a mess.

00:48:11.760 And most of them are like 19.

00:48:13.980 I'm like 27, you know.

00:48:17.780 And I'm fucking going through this attack, and I'm like, let's just try not to get anybody killed here.

00:48:22.300 Because they're brand new.

00:48:23.040 They're right out of battle school.

00:48:24.040 I'm not trying to, I don't care.

00:48:25.440 It's the middle of the night.

00:48:26.180 It's training exercises, you know.

00:48:28.820 Anyway, we've done these a million times.

00:48:31.200 So, we're going through this, and there's these targets.

00:48:33.500 They pop up, and you shoot them.

00:48:35.200 And when they get registered, they get hit so many times, they fall down.

00:48:37.680 And then they come back up, and they fall down.

00:48:39.560 And that's to simulate, like, nobody's shooting back at us, you know.

00:48:43.040 But I'm directing this, live ammunition, I'm directing this whole thing.

00:48:46.160 You've got your machine guns on the corners.

00:48:47.500 You want to make sure they're moving like footsteps.

00:48:49.420 You know, you're always going to have one on the ground.

00:48:52.180 Or you're, you know, one of those machine guns has to be firing at all times, or you die.

00:48:56.180 That's pretty much universally true.

00:48:58.900 So, you're managing all this, all these different guys, you know.

00:49:00.800 Move to this trench, you take that hole.

00:49:02.440 Get the fuck, get your thumb out of your ass.

00:49:03.700 Why are you doing that right now, you know.

00:49:06.660 Colonel comes over later, and he's like,

00:49:08.280 I imagine that would not have been an effective attack, because I imagined that this would have happened, and I imagined that that would have happened.

00:49:15.480 And I'm like, I, sir, I have, like, sit targets to shoot at.

00:49:20.180 I cannot anticipate the battlefield of your imagination.

00:49:25.460 How you imagine, right?

00:49:27.380 Like, he was like, I think they would have done this.

00:49:29.740 And it was like, you think the sit targets would have performed a left flank along the tree line, do you?

00:49:34.760 Well, let me tell you, if I saw them get up and start running around the trees, I definitely would have kept shooting them, sir, okay?

00:49:40.660 Sit targets running around, that's not normal, that's supernatural, and I don't go down with that shit.

00:49:44.540 And I'm in possession of ten men with machine guns?

00:49:47.340 Absolutely, I am killing whatever that fucking monster is, okay?

00:49:50.900 Which is less ridiculous than what you proposed, which is I'm supposed to somehow anticipate your imagination as it's happening in real time and react to it.

00:49:57.760 And you're a colonel, how, exactly?

00:49:59.980 You're an infantry colonel.

00:50:01.580 Oh, my lord.

00:50:03.300 My god.

00:50:05.420 That man is now in charge of the whole army.

00:50:08.480 I wonder if he imagined any of this.

00:50:11.880 You don't know they exist, but they've got pictures of you in their dorm room.

00:50:16.260 So if you do a Canada joke on TV, they go absolutely crazy.

00:50:20.520 They don't really know how to handle it or what it means, but it doesn't matter.

00:50:24.140 Tucker, between me and you, buddy, they can't handle any jokes from anybody, bro, okay?

00:50:30.360 You see the flag?

00:50:31.360 Martial law.

00:50:33.080 Yep, it's straight...

00:50:39.140 It's like living in a minefield up here.

00:50:42.480 You know, one wrong move and people are going to start dying.

00:50:45.340 You know, things are not good.

00:50:47.080 They're excited.

00:50:48.340 And that's true even in the Canadian Parliament.

00:50:50.960 Apparently, there's so little going on in Canada, like civil liberties, that if you tell a joke about Canada, they go bonkers.

00:50:59.200 Watch this Canadian, quote, member of Parliament try to get some kind of resolution passed condemning this show.

00:51:06.260 This is so embarrassing.

00:51:07.300 Mr. Speaker, after consultation with the parties in the House, if you seek it...

00:51:10.960 Has this man consulted with a dietician lately?

00:51:15.540 For, again...

00:51:17.340 It's hard not to notice that you don't have the discipline and professionalism to take care of your own body, which is where you live.

00:51:23.800 It's pretty important.

00:51:24.880 I know it's judgmental, but, I mean, you're not helping anybody by pretending...

00:51:31.120 This is not...

00:51:31.640 The reason so many people are obese now is because we started pretending it was fine.

00:51:36.140 It's never been fine.

00:51:36.960 It's very, very destructive and toxic and bad for your health and bad for everyone, bad for society.

00:51:41.880 You know, our health care costs most of it is because of this, because of that.

00:51:45.960 I can't point, you know?

00:51:47.400 People with heart disease, heart problems, because they're fucking...

00:51:50.100 Look at them!

00:51:50.620 And this person's going to come up here and lecture us on how things are to be done?

00:51:56.260 All right, buddy.

00:51:57.140 How about you get in shape first?

00:51:58.920 How about you control your fucking food intake at a minimum?

00:52:03.300 Then start telling other people how things should be done.

00:52:05.780 You can't even control your own...

00:52:07.360 I mean, my God, bro.

00:52:10.560 So your discipline level is like zero.

00:52:13.580 Negative something.

00:52:16.780 Are you going to sign...

00:52:17.960 All right.

00:52:19.380 That's enough.

00:52:19.820 That's enough fat jokes, but seriously.

00:52:22.060 The guy's supposed to be a professional representative of your community, your constituents, and he's like up there bursting out of this man...

00:52:27.540 I mean, my Lord.

00:52:29.400 You know?

00:52:29.780 Not a good look.

00:52:30.600 Not, you know?

00:52:33.660 It's so brave and beautiful.

00:52:35.240 No, it's gross.

00:52:36.040 I believe you will find unanimous consent for the following motion, that given the rise of far-right and associated violent extremism led to the attempted insurrection in the United States, the House condemns recent comments made by Fox News personality Tucker Carlson, in which he suggests U.S. armed forces liberate Canada from the current prime minister.

00:52:59.560 All those opposed to the honorable member moving the motion will please say nay.

00:53:05.920 That really happened.

00:53:07.340 That all took place just now.

00:53:08.780 That's not a made-up.

00:53:09.680 That's not AI.

00:53:10.420 It's not a deep fake.

00:53:11.180 That's what we're doing.

00:53:11.920 That's where we're at in Canada.

00:53:12.920 That's what we're worried about.

00:53:14.920 That's what we're spending our time on.

00:53:19.060 Canada's not a joke.

00:53:20.040 Oh, yes, it is.

00:53:20.700 It very much is.

00:53:25.680 I'm going to check some messages now.

00:53:28.320 And I don't know how long it's been.

00:53:29.640 I might be very far behind.

00:53:30.780 If I am, I don't apologize.

00:53:33.560 I never apologize for anything.

00:53:37.140 Never.

00:53:39.420 Cindy Lease has had quite a day, as is usually every day lately.

00:53:43.640 Thanks for giving us something to look forward to as we plummet into hell on Earth.

00:53:47.480 See, she's got the right attitude.

00:53:48.560 Ram says, do you think they could, oh, a balloon over a nuke and the government wouldn't do anything to stop it?

00:53:55.520 Wouldn't that be insane?

00:53:58.180 That would be so funny.

00:54:00.120 I mean, it would be horrible.

00:54:01.980 But at the same time, an aspect of the situation objectively looked at from a thousand years from now, let's say.

00:54:07.620 The Chinese blew up Chicago.

00:54:10.160 They rid the world of Beetlejuice, which is good.

00:54:12.720 But they nuked the whole city.

00:54:14.540 Just, you know.

00:54:15.900 You're like, how did this happen?

00:54:17.140 No one.

00:54:19.560 It just sailed over in slow fucking motion, this balloon.

00:54:23.940 Yep.

00:54:28.220 Is that a David and Goliath move or what?

00:54:33.120 How did you defeat America?

00:54:34.420 I got a giant balloon.

00:54:36.620 You what?

00:54:37.100 They didn't just shoot it down?

00:54:39.920 No.

00:54:40.960 Like, wow.

00:54:42.700 I'm sure they're not taking advantage of that.

00:54:44.200 China just wants to be friends.

00:54:46.620 They would never take it.

00:54:47.660 They're not a super competitive, super nationalistic, China first at all fucking costs kind of people.

00:54:53.980 I respect that.

00:54:56.500 No.

00:54:56.860 No, they would never take advantage of you because you're some fat.

00:55:02.440 They have a word for us.

00:55:04.400 It's called Baizu.

00:55:06.180 Do you know what that means?

00:55:07.500 It basically means woke retard.

00:55:10.360 They're laughing at us.

00:55:11.920 They've come up with their own slurs.

00:55:13.440 Like, look at you stupid fucks.

00:55:19.100 Oh, my God.

00:55:20.080 Is that your president?

00:55:22.440 What are you doing?

00:55:23.700 The military's walking around in high heels.

00:55:25.280 Ah, like, wow.

00:55:27.380 Wow.

00:55:29.060 Hilarious.

00:55:30.600 Oh, I can't wait to fight you guys.

00:55:32.240 This is going to be fun.

00:55:33.000 Oh, I wouldn't be sweating too much over there in China.

00:55:41.600 Short and Long says, I think there is validation to it being a dry run for EMP strikes since nobody seems to care.

00:55:46.660 I know, right?

00:55:47.320 It's just you don't entertain this.

00:55:49.960 There's no reason to be.

00:55:51.880 It's so insane and so obviously, like, okay, what's really going on?

00:55:55.860 Because if this was legit, China's just doing a thing.

00:56:00.180 Like, somebody's lying, obviously, somewhere about something really huge.

00:56:06.460 Because this doesn't make sense.

00:56:08.380 Because if that was what you said, why did the Air Force not shoot it down immediately?

00:56:11.740 And why is it still just lingering over the continent?

00:56:16.060 What are you not telling us?

00:56:17.280 What the fuck is going on, you know?

00:56:20.220 Don't ask questions.

00:56:21.180 Don't think about things.

00:56:22.380 Just, you know, snort cocaine if you're in BC because it's legal now.

00:56:27.140 The straw you might use is probably not going to be.

00:56:30.560 There's no plastic allowed in BC because of the environment.

00:56:32.860 But cocaine up to a certain amount.

00:56:34.620 What is it, two grams you're allowed to have?

00:56:35.900 I don't know what it is.

00:56:37.180 You're allowed to carry a few hundred bucks worth of coke on you.

00:56:39.880 No problem.

00:56:40.420 It's not a big deal.

00:56:41.220 No one cares.

00:56:41.560 Nobody cares anymore.

00:56:44.520 Heroin.

00:56:45.620 Fentanyl.

00:56:47.200 Whatever you want.

00:56:49.220 Can you have some of each?

00:56:51.820 Or is it like a total?

00:56:53.080 Like, you can only have two grams of all drugs.

00:56:54.860 You're going to have two grams of this, two grams of that, two grams of this.

00:56:56.760 Can I do that?

00:56:59.220 Can I just be a party animal?

00:57:04.720 It's about health.

00:57:06.140 Oh, yes.

00:57:06.620 It's about health.

00:57:07.420 Look at the stats into what happens when you decriminalize hard drugs and then what happens

00:57:11.680 to the community.

00:57:15.080 Death and violent crime, all the worst shit goes up.

00:57:18.440 Rape, everything.

00:57:19.160 Everything goes up.

00:57:20.140 All the worst things go up.

00:57:23.080 That's a known quantity.

00:57:24.380 That's something we can look up and we can see from previous experience that that was

00:57:28.080 a bad idea.

00:57:28.960 But yet, here we are again.

00:57:30.860 Why?

00:57:31.540 Because racist white people or something.

00:57:36.840 We've really lost a step when we allowed them to start getting away with things.

00:57:42.900 Like, make politicians afraid again.

00:57:52.540 The things they get away with now is like...

00:57:55.860 When this started, when they started to really get away with complete nonsense, people needed

00:58:02.560 to push back then.

00:58:03.720 And this is what happens when you don't correct it.

00:58:05.700 You don't correct the behavior.

00:58:08.400 There's no bullying.

00:58:11.020 Nobody...

00:58:11.820 Tons of people didn't go, hey, what the fuck are you doing?

00:58:15.700 Hey!

00:58:16.220 Hey!

00:58:16.760 Hey, asshole!

00:58:17.760 What the fuck are you doing?

00:58:19.100 Hey, you seeing this?

00:58:20.100 I'm so...

00:58:20.700 Hey, I'm seeing this.

00:58:21.660 You seeing what I'm seeing over here?

00:58:23.280 And then everybody comes down and they're like, okay, whoa, whoa, okay.

00:58:25.560 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

00:58:26.400 We're not doing that.

00:58:27.120 Yeah, that's what I thought.

00:58:28.660 You fucking psycho.

00:58:29.920 What were you doing?

00:58:32.440 But instead, everyone went...

00:58:34.840 Sports ball on.

00:58:37.020 Movie good.

00:58:38.000 Free porn.

00:58:39.100 Yeah.

00:58:39.800 And it just got worse and worse and worse and worse and worse.

00:58:44.240 And now they feel like they can just do whatever they want.

00:58:46.640 Because it's been so long since anyone's really pushed back on anything, they might as well

00:58:53.620 just start coming after the kids.

00:58:56.000 I mean, it got...

00:58:56.720 That it got to this point.

00:58:58.680 Listen to this, you know, great...

00:59:01.820 You know, I've got to hand it to him.

00:59:03.260 Great work by this guy.

00:59:05.000 So yesterday we exposed Dr. K.A. Clark in Fort McMurray, Alberta Elementary School

00:59:11.480 for knowingly putting same-sex child porn in their libraries and in their curriculum.

00:59:19.240 So remember that last two or three episodes now that's come up.

00:59:23.760 It's the same book where there's two kids blowing each other and all of it.

00:59:27.500 And it's like an elementary school or a junior high or something.

00:59:31.500 It's in Canada too.

00:59:32.940 You should check your local library and children's section and so on and see.

00:59:37.120 Just to make sure.

00:59:38.600 Because apparently, what's crazy is now we have to worry about,

00:59:42.280 is there child porn in my kid's school now?

00:59:46.820 This is how...

00:59:47.440 This is just where we're at now.

00:59:51.540 Isn't that nice?

00:59:53.660 I'm going to change this.

00:59:54.700 Let's take a look.

00:59:56.800 Good stuff.

00:59:58.200 Now, guess what?

00:59:59.640 They're running, hiding, scared, and they're trying to sweep it under the rug.

01:00:04.060 They canceled their Twitter account.

01:00:06.000 They took their contact information off their website.

01:00:08.700 And they had my post taken down off of Instagram.

01:00:11.540 But guess what?

01:00:12.920 We have people calling you.

01:00:14.660 We're not going to stop.

01:00:16.040 The parents now know.

01:00:17.620 We have also found out that two of the teachers,

01:00:21.160 LGBT teachers, females,

01:00:23.840 who are dating female RCMP police officers,

01:00:27.900 bring RCMP in uniform

01:00:31.480 to have LGBT discussions with the children.

01:00:36.080 Really?

01:00:36.620 Imagine bringing in an LGBT police officer

01:00:39.020 with a gun and badge and uniform

01:00:40.720 telling kids that they better accept LGBT.

01:00:44.340 You guys got exposed.

01:00:46.740 You guys are disgusting,

01:00:49.060 child-grooming pieces of trash.

01:00:52.200 And that curriculum and that book

01:00:54.580 is going to be out of that school.

01:00:56.660 And we're going to expose the principal of the school next.

01:00:59.840 Because we know exactly who's responsible.

01:01:02.400 And mark my words,

01:01:03.640 if you pieces of shit

01:01:05.740 do not start protecting these children

01:01:08.440 and you do not get rid of this curriculum,

01:01:10.960 I'm going to be down in Fort McMurray

01:01:12.640 with hundreds of angry parents.

01:01:15.400 And we're going to knock on the front door of that school.

01:01:17.300 And we're going to have some choice words for you,

01:01:19.480 Mr. Principal.

01:01:20.900 Dr. K.A. Clark Elementary School.

01:01:24.360 Child porn for children.

01:01:26.620 Backed up by uniform RCMP officers.

01:01:29.600 Give me a goddamn break, you sick bastards.

01:01:38.220 I'm just going to say,

01:01:40.040 that's a very effective tactic.

01:01:47.300 Fuck around, find out, I guess.

01:01:53.560 I mean...

01:01:56.460 I'm in a balloon with cocaine!

01:02:02.540 Philip, get down from there!

01:02:04.400 Get down from there!

01:02:07.840 No cocaine war balloons!

01:02:09.840 No!

01:02:11.020 No!

01:02:11.420 Stop it!

01:02:13.140 Stop it!

01:02:14.420 On the couch!

01:02:17.020 In my bed!

01:02:18.920 And yes, I'm all in a balloon!

01:02:20.620 Get down!

01:02:22.440 Fly it on!

01:02:23.600 I love the cocaine!

01:02:23.980 What were you thinking?

01:02:25.040 I love the cocaine!

01:02:25.660 What were you doing?

01:02:26.840 Mama, can you wait?

01:02:28.700 Mama, can you wait?

01:02:30.380 Die!

01:02:37.640 I'm on a train!

01:02:38.520 All right, you can sit there!

01:02:39.560 Get right on!

01:02:41.260 You know the train is staying off the track!

01:02:44.780 There you go!

01:02:47.220 Psycho!

01:02:47.640 No cocaine war balloons!

01:02:48.920 We can't be doing that anymore.

01:02:50.120 Northern Bigot, thank you very much, sir.

01:02:51.340 He says, we're fucked Friday.

01:02:53.700 Yes.

01:02:54.420 Yes, there is.

01:02:56.820 Short and long.

01:02:57.860 Oh, I think I read that one.

01:02:58.980 Angel of Wrath.

01:02:59.700 Oh, America!

01:03:00.680 We have tons of oil and gold!

01:03:02.600 I know!

01:03:03.100 We've been advertising this for years.

01:03:04.380 I don't know what's wrong with them.

01:03:05.360 Everything...

01:03:06.160 Unless they already own it.

01:03:07.760 You know?

01:03:08.820 And they being, you know, they.

01:03:10.560 Kira Kirsten says, Happy 300 just did.

01:03:15.060 Big explosion over Billings, Montana.

01:03:17.340 Don't even say that.

01:03:19.460 Don't say that.

01:03:20.360 That would be fucked.

01:03:21.760 Doctor...

01:03:22.120 I...

01:03:22.420 If nobody shoots that balloon down, I will be fucking shocked.

01:03:26.240 I will be shocked.

01:03:27.260 It's floating over Redneck Central.

01:03:29.600 It is in the most hardcore place of fuck around America, man!

01:03:33.400 Fuck you!

01:03:34.460 We'll...

01:03:34.740 And there's a fucking Chinese spy balloon floating over their towns.

01:03:37.620 There's...

01:03:37.980 And the law enforcement's like, please don't shoot at the balloon.

01:03:40.920 There's a bunch of them like, we want to shoot that fucking balloon.

01:03:45.060 Hey, boys, don't be on...

01:03:46.280 Don't be shooting the balloon.

01:03:46.920 I want to shoot that motherfucking balloon, man!

01:03:50.200 Yeah, I don't like that balloon.

01:03:51.520 I don't like the way it's looking to me.

01:03:53.380 It just floats on over here with its Chinese cameras.

01:03:57.160 Taking pictures of my house where my wife's out back.

01:04:01.620 Doing, you know, chores and shit.

01:04:04.300 And you're telling me some Chinaman's taking pictures of me?

01:04:07.260 I ain't gonna...

01:04:07.900 I ain't gonna stand for this.

01:04:09.140 Hell no...

01:04:09.520 Nope.

01:04:10.260 You know, it's not gonna go well.

01:04:11.440 I can't imagine.

01:04:13.640 And they think it's gonna make it all the way to Virginia?

01:04:19.000 Virginia's the last stop?

01:04:20.600 Are you fucking crazy?

01:04:23.780 You know it's Virginia, right?

01:04:26.660 Okay, welcome to hail.

01:04:27.760 Shoot it down, boys.

01:04:29.380 Boom!

01:04:29.880 It's gone.

01:04:30.460 Immediately.

01:04:31.720 50...

01:04:32.120 Why do seven men have 50 cals?

01:04:34.000 Oh, they all brought their own from home.

01:04:35.780 Everybody's got one down here.

01:04:38.280 It's Virginia.

01:04:40.440 West Virginia.

01:04:41.560 Dude, Virginia's awesome.

01:04:45.000 Loved it down there.

01:04:46.140 Great.

01:04:46.920 Great time.

01:04:48.240 Fucking love it.

01:04:49.000 And both times I was there for, like, any extended...

01:04:52.340 Or I've probably been there four or five times.

01:04:54.100 There was a training base we'd use down there in the army all the time.

01:04:58.640 Like, the last three times in a row I was there, it snowed.

01:05:01.900 And they were like, you gotta get the fuck out.

01:05:03.520 You can't keep coming back here.

01:05:06.420 Never snows there.

01:05:07.740 Like, these snow Mexicans come down here and they bring their goddamn weather.

01:05:10.900 I near crashed my fucking Tahoe.

01:05:15.320 I don't know.

01:05:16.080 This isn't a virgin...

01:05:16.780 This is just a generic, random, southern American accent.

01:05:20.140 I'm in fucking Nova Scotia.

01:05:22.000 I think I'm doing pretty good.

01:05:24.620 I've spent some time amongst you.

01:05:27.180 I've kind of got the basics of the dialectic.

01:05:29.680 And I bring it back to my people in this faraway exotic land of woodpiles and tyrannical political persecution.

01:05:36.440 And I regale them with the tales.

01:05:38.060 So, I don't want to hear any of this.

01:05:40.620 That's not fucking...

01:05:41.580 That sounds more like Oklahoma, man.

01:05:43.340 I don't give a shit.

01:05:44.540 I don't fucking care.

01:05:46.760 Goddamn snow...

01:05:47.580 That's right.

01:05:48.160 I am a snow Mexican.

01:05:52.060 Winter is coming, America.

01:05:56.280 Oh, no.

01:06:01.420 Oh, what was the fucking guy called in Game of Thrones?

01:06:04.740 The evil zombie Iceman King?

01:06:06.940 What the fuck was he called?

01:06:09.060 Shit.

01:06:09.800 Somebody quick.

01:06:10.680 Quick.

01:06:11.620 YouTube.

01:06:12.220 What do you got for me?

01:06:13.000 Nothing.

01:06:13.900 I'm...

01:06:14.140 They're too far back.

01:06:14.780 Who's real time?

01:06:17.340 I'm losing it.

01:06:18.260 I'm losing the joke.

01:06:19.300 It's...

01:06:19.720 Oh, no.

01:06:26.920 Shit.

01:06:27.500 This has taken so long.

01:06:29.580 Is this even the right...

01:06:30.940 I don't know.

01:06:31.860 No.

01:06:43.400 Where the hell is it?

01:06:47.480 Oh...

01:06:48.240 All right.

01:06:49.800 Generic it is.

01:06:57.260 What's this?

01:06:58.020 Perfect.

01:06:59.760 The year...

01:07:04.760 Is 2031.

01:07:10.040 To the north...

01:07:12.760 Of America...

01:07:14.520 Lies a frozen prison.

01:07:16.420 But I know...

01:07:24.160 To America...

01:07:27.160 Winter is coming.

01:07:32.800 Millions...

01:07:33.740 And millions...

01:07:35.860 Of...

01:07:36.160 Of migrants...

01:07:38.160 Not from Mexico...

01:07:40.160 But from the frozen north.

01:07:42.340 We got to build a northern wall.

01:07:48.640 These goddamn snow Mexicans, man.

01:07:50.120 They get in here...

01:07:50.800 We can't fight a war...

01:07:52.060 On two fronts, man.

01:07:57.300 Coming this fall.

01:08:02.360 Hey, yo, man.

01:08:03.240 I was just up at the border, man.

01:08:04.620 Them...

01:08:04.820 They...

01:08:05.140 They's fucking coming.

01:08:06.680 They on their way, man.

01:08:08.680 I don't know.

01:08:09.440 Fucking hordes of them.

01:08:10.440 Canuckistanis, as far as...

01:08:13.040 As far as y'all can see, man.

01:08:21.000 Thank you, Bob Snow.

01:08:23.440 For telling us that.

01:08:25.560 The Snow Mexicans.

01:08:28.580 It's just gonna be like World War Z.

01:08:31.680 You're just gonna have to shoot us.

01:08:33.140 Because it's...

01:08:33.600 We'll take either one.

01:08:34.560 If you build this big wall...

01:08:35.720 And you're just machine gunning Canadians...

01:08:37.260 As we just run screaming and hordes...

01:08:38.860 Just trying to get in.

01:08:39.680 Just to escape.

01:08:40.960 Because that's coming.

01:08:42.760 Oh, you better believe...

01:08:44.100 It's already started.

01:08:46.040 It's already started.

01:08:47.280 You think you're scared now?

01:08:48.600 Way to the snow...

01:08:49.200 Listen.

01:08:50.300 We're already in Florida.

01:08:51.660 We're in Texas.

01:08:52.980 We're everywhere.

01:08:55.180 I knew some people that just moved to Oklahoma.

01:08:57.480 Yeah, they're in your state!

01:09:00.340 Maybe they're your neighbors.

01:09:01.280 Maybe they're behind you at the grocery store.

01:09:08.660 Maybe that guy that just cut you off.

01:09:10.620 He's a Snow Mexican.

01:09:11.540 You don't know.

01:09:12.100 You'll never know.

01:09:13.600 Because we look like you.

01:09:17.840 We eat just like you.

01:09:20.380 And now...

01:09:27.100 Some of us can even sound like you.

01:09:30.700 America is in danger of going extinct to the demographic replacement of Snow Mexicans.

01:09:38.480 That's what I'm trying to get across here.

01:09:40.660 So listen, guys.

01:09:41.940 We can either merge...

01:09:43.760 Or you can just be devoured...

01:09:45.460 By the migrant wave of Snow Mexicans...

01:09:48.200 That is mathematically impossible to avoid.

01:09:51.800 It is certainly going to happen.

01:09:57.280 Lobster boats on the coast.

01:09:58.840 I mean, you guys are not ready for the fucking border breaches that are about to happen.

01:10:02.040 Okay?

01:10:02.580 You think Mexico's bad.

01:10:08.940 We'll be leaving, like, snow decoy families...

01:10:11.560 With, like, our extra winter jackets and shit.

01:10:13.680 So when the ice teams swoop in...

01:10:15.160 You're like, we got them!

01:10:15.940 Oh, god damn it!

01:10:17.640 And he just, like, punches the head off.

01:10:19.400 And they're like, it's more goddamn snow people!

01:10:21.100 You're like, they tricked us again!

01:10:22.700 You know?

01:10:25.020 Dude, we have snowmen every year.

01:10:27.220 We're so good at it.

01:10:28.020 You want to be able to tell the difference?

01:10:32.200 Half of these Canadian celebrities...

01:10:34.180 These Americans see on CBC...

01:10:35.580 They're not even...

01:10:36.060 Those are snowmen that we made.

01:10:37.900 They're not even real.

01:10:39.160 We're that good.

01:10:41.240 You're so stupid.

01:10:46.120 You think Colin Mochrie is a real person?

01:10:48.340 No!

01:10:49.000 He's a snowman.

01:10:51.120 Colin Mochrie is a snowman that we made to distract you.

01:10:56.820 And he's doing a great job.

01:10:57.740 That's a hit show in America.

01:10:59.200 Not so much in Canada.

01:11:00.000 No one really cares anymore.

01:11:00.940 Remember that?

01:11:01.880 Whose line is it anyway?

01:11:02.940 Americans are still watching in the millions.

01:11:05.100 They're watching a snowman.

01:11:05.980 And we're up here plotting their fucking doom.

01:11:13.160 Just leave your shitty Texan accent.

01:11:15.440 Fuck you, old guard!

01:11:16.940 I'll create one.

01:11:17.840 This is a snow Mexican accent.

01:11:20.580 I just smashed them all together.

01:11:23.020 I smashed every stereotypical Southern American accent together.

01:11:27.100 And then mixed it all up in this old wacky pot.

01:11:29.800 With weird Canadian mental brain damage.

01:11:32.700 And it came out like this.

01:11:34.100 So it's just all kinds of different things.

01:11:37.720 You know what I'm saying?

01:11:38.580 You know what I'm saying to you?

01:11:39.760 Huh?

01:11:40.660 Whatever I want it to be, okay?

01:11:43.440 I'll talk like this.

01:11:44.260 I'll talk like that.

01:11:44.700 I'll do whatever the fuck I want.

01:11:46.100 Alright?

01:11:47.280 Okay?

01:11:47.660 And there's nothing you can do about it.

01:11:49.900 Every kind of sound in the world.

01:11:52.100 I can...

01:11:53.020 I am a chameleon.

01:11:54.000 You will never hear the same two sentences out of my mouth in the same way.

01:11:59.280 Ever again.

01:12:02.240 And I'll save the British Imperial forces for a special occasion.

01:12:06.060 Just when I feel like torturing you a little bit.

01:12:09.740 Bring the king's men and his horses.

01:12:12.160 Old guard seems to be piping up a little bit.

01:12:15.200 We've got a colonialist problem over here.

01:12:21.080 Major genocide?

01:12:22.500 Would you please take care of this man?

01:12:24.900 Yes, his name is Major Genocide.

01:12:27.160 It's an unfortunate bit, yes.

01:12:28.400 But that is his name.

01:12:30.060 And we won't change it.

01:12:32.320 We are British.

01:12:33.160 And we are very attached to our traditions.

01:12:36.520 So Major Genocide, he will remain.

01:12:38.360 And the fact he has committed several genocides is simply an unfortunate coincidence that the crown deeply, deeply regrets.

01:12:48.940 Mostly.

01:12:51.380 No, we will not be giving back the jewels or the diamonds that we've pilfered from your land.

01:12:56.460 So those will be staying with us and the crown, I'm afraid.

01:12:59.840 Or we'll be back and we'll kill you all again.

01:13:02.280 Again, there's like, the list of countries that hasn't been invaded by Britain is like, it's like 17 countries.

01:13:10.120 Did you know that?

01:13:12.120 Did you know that?

01:13:14.380 That's one of the most hilarious stats in the world.

01:13:18.120 The British, yes.

01:13:19.340 Yes, jolly good.

01:13:21.140 Say, Winston, what do you fancy this year?

01:13:26.580 I say we invade another African country.

01:13:29.440 Oh, jolly good, yes.

01:13:30.760 And after that, we'll go to South America.

01:13:34.460 Asia.

01:13:34.860 Hey, I'm going to Hong Kong.

01:13:37.200 Who wants to be governor?

01:13:38.720 What are you doing in Hong Kong?

01:13:41.140 I'm from Britain.

01:13:42.060 I just feel like this should be mine too.

01:13:44.120 I'm going to go to the other side of the planet to a completely, totally different world of people.

01:13:48.780 I'm going to be like, I'm taking over.

01:13:50.600 It's okay.

01:13:51.440 Britain's here now.

01:13:52.980 We're going to straighten all of this out for you.

01:13:55.660 You savages, you disgusting subhuman creatures.

01:13:58.180 Now, yes, many of you will be slaves, but, um...

01:14:01.560 Crazy.

01:14:05.560 It's crazy to think about.

01:14:07.180 They're everywhere.

01:14:08.360 Imagine if you were a criminal hunted by the British Empire.

01:14:12.800 That's like running from the Empire in Star Wars.

01:14:15.760 Every second or third country you go to, you're like, fuck, they're here too.

01:14:19.160 There's the redcoats.

01:14:20.340 Where am I?

01:14:21.460 Oh, you're in Haiti.

01:14:22.360 Why in the fuck are they in Haiti too?

01:14:25.480 All right, I'm going to Cuba.

01:14:28.080 Jamaica?

01:14:28.720 Ooh.

01:14:30.780 I'm going to go to the Falkland Islands.

01:14:32.420 They will actually...

01:14:33.800 Oh, my fucking God.

01:14:35.960 Oh, my God.

01:14:36.760 They even invaded Iceland.

01:14:38.740 The United Kingdom invaded Iceland in World War II.

01:14:41.540 Because they're like, it's too...

01:14:42.860 It's a good staging area.

01:14:43.920 We don't want the Germans to have it.

01:14:44.960 So we're just taking it.

01:14:46.200 And they just showed up.

01:14:47.280 And the Icelanders were like,

01:14:48.860 Oh, uh, excuse me?

01:14:51.740 Um, yes.

01:14:52.340 It's the British Empire.

01:14:53.340 Hello.

01:14:53.740 We're here to take your island.

01:14:55.660 We're going to borrow it until we're done with it.

01:14:57.820 Which may be several hundred thousand years.

01:14:59.860 We're not quite sure.

01:15:01.640 But until then, just stay out of our way and we won't have to kill anyone.

01:15:07.640 They're so fancy with their conquest, you know?

01:15:10.500 It just is a certain...

01:15:12.200 Hmm.

01:15:12.880 Very professional.

01:15:13.580 I mean, Genghis Khan was cool and everything.

01:15:16.800 With the, you know, just erasing entire cities of people.

01:15:21.400 It was pretty wow.

01:15:22.980 But this is its own kind of...

01:15:25.180 Hmm.

01:15:25.640 Yes.

01:15:27.120 Very good.

01:15:29.040 How was the Africa campaign, sire?

01:15:30.900 Oh, it was delightful.

01:15:32.380 Got a few new chests of gold and diamonds.

01:15:35.160 And I think possibly a new record on beheadings.

01:15:39.300 Oh.

01:15:40.380 Wonderful.

01:15:41.780 Wonderful, Sebastian.

01:15:44.040 Get back in the kitchen, woman.

01:15:45.700 You know?

01:15:46.960 It's the 1800s.

01:15:48.080 That's the time period I was in in my head.

01:15:49.420 So don't react.

01:15:50.360 It was totally normal.

01:15:51.640 And everyone...

01:15:52.180 No one even flinched.

01:15:53.960 They would just...

01:15:54.960 And no one, you know...

01:15:57.640 You know, I don't like to hit you.

01:16:03.100 But I do it because I have to.

01:16:06.740 Can't be having a decorum of my home degraded in front of all of my powerful friends.

01:16:11.980 We are conquesting Africa, you know.

01:16:13.900 Oh, that's great, Sebastian!

01:16:15.680 Yes, yes, totally.

01:16:17.000 Very nice.

01:16:20.440 Sebastian's a bit of a dick.

01:16:21.500 But he's got to...

01:16:22.480 You know, he's fancy.

01:16:23.560 So he gets away with it.

01:16:24.580 Maybe that's the trick.

01:16:26.320 Maybe this is what we got to do.

01:16:27.700 We just got to get real fancy with our fake accents.

01:16:30.620 And people will let us get away with way more shit.

01:16:33.740 Have, like, impeccable table manners.

01:16:37.120 Insists on the correct pronunciation of all words.

01:16:41.300 You know?

01:16:41.640 That kind of shit.

01:16:42.960 They'll be like, I don't know.

01:16:43.880 They just seem like they know what they're doing.

01:16:45.600 They seem really professional.

01:16:47.520 I mean, they invented the language, you know?

01:16:50.460 It's called English.

01:16:51.620 They're the English.

01:16:52.700 Just let them do it.

01:16:55.480 All right.

01:16:56.060 We need to move on from whatever is happening right now, which isn't good.

01:17:00.620 So hopefully Montana didn't explode.

01:17:05.360 Dr. Jen Stein says, got my dag pass today in the mail.

01:17:07.880 My circ wife.

01:17:09.140 Oh, my God.

01:17:10.700 Asked, what the hell is that?

01:17:12.180 I responded, it's the worst symbol in history.

01:17:14.420 Much worse than the swastika.

01:17:18.400 Cheers.

01:17:18.940 Thank you.

01:17:19.320 Robert O'Leary says, a proud Newfoundlander living in Alberta.

01:17:21.900 I'm going to ask you to do your best Newfoundland accent.

01:17:25.400 Oh, fuck, boy.

01:17:27.480 Jesus Christ, boys.

01:17:28.900 Yeah, that's more of a Cape Breton thing.

01:17:30.980 Fuck, I need Chinese balloons.

01:17:33.200 No, wait, wait, that, that.

01:17:35.700 Yeah, that's the Newfoundland thing.

01:17:36.740 That, oh, that's fucking right nasty, that.

01:17:40.220 Oh, Lord.

01:17:41.400 Love you.

01:17:42.840 You know?

01:17:43.400 Oh, I don't know.

01:17:44.240 I had, it's in there somewhere.

01:17:46.020 There's, I went through them all.

01:17:47.220 I just rifled through my accent drawer and there's shit all over the place now and I didn't put

01:17:50.520 anything back yet.

01:17:51.140 And I'm like, I don't know where the Newfoundland one is right now.

01:17:53.080 It's in there, so I know it's in there.

01:17:55.360 Right handy, boy.

01:17:56.420 Right handy to ya.

01:17:57.240 Uh, there's fucking Chinese balloons all over the place.

01:18:01.700 I heard there's, there's a three balloon bag lipids.

01:18:05.400 Real Bret Hart says, meanwhile in Circulon, do I need to say anything more?

01:18:08.660 I'm looking sharp tonight, sir.

01:18:09.560 Thank you.

01:18:09.840 Again, I'm just, I'm trying out this new World Conquest thing.

01:18:13.300 I think, I think we just have to be fancy and things will just happen.

01:18:16.580 I don't know why.

01:18:17.140 I don't know why.

01:18:17.580 I don't know why it works that way, but it seems to be working so far.

01:18:23.240 Secular 07.

01:18:24.220 He says, evening all, Eagleson and I are shaking our heads at the C-11 passing.

01:18:27.600 What the actual fuck?

01:18:28.580 Yeah, thank you.

01:18:29.220 Let's get into that.

01:18:29.920 It's not good.

01:18:30.940 Littlefoot says, Alex Jones rants as an indie folk song.

01:18:34.400 Great song.

01:18:34.860 I've played it many times.

01:18:35.940 It's very good.

01:18:37.440 Goddamn demon goblins.

01:18:38.720 Godzilla says, for a guy who just wanted to make YouTube videos, you're doing pretty

01:18:42.120 good, kid.

01:18:42.820 This message is brought to you by the publisher of the Diagon Free Press, another proud sponsor

01:18:45.960 of RageCast 300.

01:18:48.380 Secular says, throw Kevin at the balloon to get Phil down.

01:18:51.300 He came down on his own.

01:18:53.220 Kevin, I mean, Kevin is only roughly 144 pounds, but I mean, I'm not that strong.

01:19:00.940 I can't throw him hundreds of feet into the air.

01:19:03.980 10 or 20 feet, maybe, but I mean.

01:19:05.940 Harris says, Ukraine asked Diagonon to send cocaine water balloons.

01:19:11.000 I bet they would.

01:19:11.960 I bet they would.

01:19:12.680 I am proud.

01:19:13.260 I'm a proud owner of numerous Russian flags that I can't find right now.

01:19:19.060 I swear to God, I have some somewhere.

01:19:22.720 Oh, they're on the others.

01:19:23.420 Fuck it.

01:19:23.760 I put them.

01:19:24.480 I can't get up and go get them.

01:19:27.500 Anyway.

01:19:28.060 Uh, no, we're not helping you do anything.

01:19:30.400 We will help you die.

01:19:33.560 It's kind of our fucking business.

01:19:35.140 Just because you asked us for help.

01:19:36.520 I'm now going to help.

01:19:37.320 I'm not going to help the Russians just because you asked me just because you had the fucking

01:19:40.560 audacity.

01:19:42.100 Come over here and start be like, Hey, can I have your army and all your shit for free

01:19:46.060 for no reason?

01:19:47.160 Oh, oh yeah.

01:19:48.340 Sure, buddy.

01:19:49.300 Sure.

01:19:49.740 And then when I do give it to you, you're like, is that all you got?

01:19:52.100 What the fuck?

01:19:52.840 I'm like, oh, okay.

01:19:53.520 Have more.

01:19:54.060 And then he's like, seriously, you don't have any more than this.

01:19:55.920 Oh, okay.

01:19:56.560 Let me dig real bit.

01:19:57.680 Go fuck yourself.

01:20:01.140 Fucking fuck it.

01:20:02.180 Send it out to the Russians instead.

01:20:04.400 Yeah, that's right.

01:20:05.980 I would much rather see that happen.

01:20:09.780 How is he still alive, by the way?

01:20:11.400 So he's, he's going, there's, you know, subtitles, but obviously the people listening are, unless

01:20:26.880 you speak Ukrainian, you're not going to understand what the hell he's talking about.

01:20:29.140 Um, he's encouraging the use of nuclear weapons on Russia as a first strike to, you know, teach

01:20:33.320 them a lesson and show them that they mean business.

01:20:36.320 So he's like, Hey, let's just have world war three.

01:20:39.160 Just nuke them.

01:20:40.460 This fucking little, oh, this little bitch.

01:20:44.920 Honestly, how is he still alive?

01:20:46.740 Um, I mean, from like, how have his own people not killed him yet?

01:20:51.100 Phil just went for a ride, but he's okay.

01:20:54.880 How have his own people, come here, Phil, you're okay, not killed him yet?

01:21:02.180 Because it would make sense for the Russians.

01:21:04.820 Maybe that's a dangerous spot for you.

01:21:06.360 Maybe we'll just put you over here.

01:21:08.200 I know you didn't feel anything.

01:21:09.920 I don't think you've ever, I don't think you've felt anything in a thousand years.

01:21:12.260 If you've got an absolute imbecile and inept retard running the other team, you want him

01:21:17.260 to stay in charge for as long as possible.

01:21:19.260 However, I have no idea how the people in the Ukrainian command structure have not been

01:21:23.420 like, this guy's got to go.

01:21:25.320 Are you fucking serious?

01:21:26.980 He'll kill us all.

01:21:28.260 They'll, they'll grind us down to the last man.

01:21:31.000 It'll be him.

01:21:31.820 And then he won't even be here.

01:21:32.900 He'll be at a studio doing cocaine in Poland with fucking Phil probably.

01:21:38.160 Nah, you know, I guess, you know, maybe they're just like, it doesn't

01:21:42.240 work.

01:21:42.700 You know, we tried to take out Hitler like 20 times.

01:21:44.700 It never worked.

01:21:47.800 Maybe he's got that magic protection bubble.

01:21:51.880 Blam says, happy 300.

01:21:53.060 I'd say here's to the 300 more, but we'll all be in jail before then.

01:21:55.600 Yeah, I'm safe to say we're not going to get to 600.

01:21:57.280 That's never going to happen.

01:21:58.540 He says, we're so fucked.

01:21:59.600 Oh, well.

01:22:00.820 Fuck you, make me.

01:22:01.680 Mika Shrednik says, Persian messenger.

01:22:03.820 Choose your next words carefully.

01:22:06.240 They may be your last as king.

01:22:08.900 That was a great movie.

01:22:14.160 You may bring the crown and heads of conquered kings to my city steps.

01:22:19.240 You insult my queen.

01:22:21.040 You threaten my people with slavery and death.

01:22:25.140 Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Persian.

01:22:28.360 Perhaps you should have done the same.

01:22:30.440 And then he kicks him into the oblivion pit.

01:22:32.480 That movie kicks ass.

01:22:37.640 It is so good.

01:22:39.420 It's like there's the most toxic masculinity you'll ever see in your life.

01:22:43.640 Everything about it is like this is a fucking masterpiece of just.

01:22:46.880 How many times we've watched that overseas?

01:22:48.840 Like 60 times?

01:22:52.720 We only had so many movies and that was one of them.

01:22:54.500 Um, so.

01:22:58.280 Just their abs, you know?

01:22:59.580 They were so cut, you know?

01:23:01.280 And we were just like, bro, they're so cut.

01:23:02.860 And we just couldn't stop looking at it.

01:23:06.800 Apparently I'd cover this not long ago when talking about episode 300.

01:23:10.000 Bigette brought this back to my attention.

01:23:12.140 Open up.

01:23:13.200 Open access to me!

01:23:14.840 Oh, computer's like, hey, what if I just crashed right now instead?

01:23:18.720 What if I just totally fucked everything up?

01:23:21.380 This is Diagonon!

01:23:23.580 And then you kick someone into an oblivion pit.

01:23:26.200 We need an oblivion pit.

01:23:28.180 A well.

01:23:28.800 What was he kicked him into?

01:23:29.880 It was a well.

01:23:30.620 It was an oblivion pit.

01:23:31.840 I like that better.

01:23:32.540 I don't know why we don't have one yet.

01:23:33.840 I can't believe I forgot about that.

01:23:35.780 That was on the to-do list of 2022.

01:23:38.000 And it never got done.

01:23:40.460 How now?

01:23:41.440 And we have a lot of people, guys, that we need to kick into the oblivion pit.

01:23:46.680 How many now?

01:23:48.600 How big is the list?

01:23:50.100 How big is Jindler's list of people that need to be kicked into the oblivion pit?

01:24:00.080 Huh?

01:24:02.240 Pages and pages.

01:24:03.620 And what did I do?

01:24:04.360 We already talked about attrition.

01:24:06.080 The attrition rate.

01:24:07.200 Like, people have got to start going in the pit or we're never going to run out of them.

01:24:10.920 There's going to be way too many.

01:24:12.640 We can only pit so many people a day.

01:24:19.420 Getting dangerously close to some problematic scenarios here.

01:24:24.660 But you know what I'm saying?

01:24:27.220 We can't.

01:24:29.160 We got to get to work on this oblivion pit because we've got a lot of people to kick in there.

01:24:32.600 We've only got so many guys with, you know, giant legs to do it.

01:24:35.620 Because it has to be theatrical and we've got to upload them all to the internet one at a time.

01:24:40.900 There's a whole big thing.

01:24:42.980 He says it every time.

01:24:45.320 It's the same.

01:24:45.660 But it's different people each time.

01:24:46.740 It's kind of like a reality show.

01:24:49.320 And then people vote in.

01:24:50.400 They call who gets kicked into the pit tonight.

01:24:52.660 And then, you know, it's at halftime.

01:24:56.640 Kick people into the oblivion pit.

01:24:58.140 And to start it off, because we haven't, I don't, yeah, I did most of that by memory too.

01:25:07.360 I remember, I've seen that movie so many times.

01:25:10.000 Slavery and death.

01:25:11.740 He was badass in that movie.

01:25:13.280 That whole movie fucking rules.

01:25:15.380 And then there's just badass last stand.

01:25:17.320 He's like, fine, fucking kill me then, you bitch.

01:25:19.160 It was dope.

01:25:20.040 It was so good.

01:25:21.360 It was so good.

01:25:22.820 But I'm going to subject you now to the oblivion pit.

01:25:26.820 All of you.

01:25:28.140 For not having an oblivion pit now.

01:25:31.120 This is your punishment.

01:25:32.600 Some of you might think this is a game.

01:25:34.100 It's not a game.

01:25:36.440 Not in the sense that you would want it to be.

01:25:41.240 This has been known to drive some people mad in the past.

01:25:45.460 So I must warn you.

01:25:48.260 There's a game we play.

01:25:50.120 And again, it's not so much as a game as it is a psychological torture.

01:25:54.020 A hardening process.

01:25:55.140 Because you know what?

01:25:55.960 You guys are getting soft.

01:25:58.940 You're getting soft out there.

01:26:01.980 And I don't like it.

01:26:03.900 So you need to...

01:26:04.680 You need...

01:26:05.380 You've adapted.

01:26:06.480 Like you got used to it.

01:26:07.460 You know what I mean?

01:26:07.840 You've plateaued.

01:26:08.700 We've plateaued.

01:26:09.680 The clownery...

01:26:10.860 I mean, it doesn't even faze us anymore.

01:26:13.960 You see an insane headline.

01:26:15.380 You're like, yep, probably.

01:26:16.440 You know, it doesn't even go, wait a minute.

01:26:17.760 What?

01:26:18.140 We need to retain that childlike sense of wonder.

01:26:21.140 And remember, as we read these things, go, is this even fucking real?

01:26:27.020 How can this be real?

01:26:29.000 Is it fake?

01:26:29.820 Is it not real?

01:26:30.420 We can't lose that.

01:26:31.380 Because if we do, we're done.

01:26:32.460 We're one step closer to being the robot people.

01:26:34.660 Okay?

01:26:34.880 So as painful as this is, this is an exercise that we practice on Fridays.

01:26:39.460 We have to do it.

01:26:40.820 I don't want it.

01:26:41.680 Alex hates it the most.

01:26:43.720 He's the one with the twisted brain it comes up with.

01:26:46.020 Fucking blame him.

01:26:46.960 He's a monster.

01:26:47.720 He's Joseph Mengele of news headlines.

01:26:50.180 He's stitching them together.

01:26:51.340 He's doing creepy experiments with them.

01:26:53.740 He's a fucking psychopath.

01:26:54.820 I know that.

01:27:00.080 Anti-hate knows that.

01:27:01.720 Everybody knows that.

01:27:03.360 He's a tall Dutchman.

01:27:04.500 He's out of his mind.

01:27:05.840 You know?

01:27:06.460 Just thank God he's focused on memes and not slaughtering people as they have done in the past.

01:27:10.840 Because they're very good at that, too.

01:27:13.100 So it's just...

01:27:15.080 Oh, he's chosen the meme path.

01:27:17.460 That's good.

01:27:17.900 Yes, it's good.

01:27:18.740 It's good for all of us.

01:27:19.840 It is.

01:27:22.240 Anyway.

01:27:24.820 This is, uh...

01:27:27.700 This is where we're at now.

01:27:36.000 Hey!

01:27:38.660 Don't kill yourself!

01:27:41.520 Is it real or not?

01:27:44.400 No one knows.

01:27:46.440 It's that bad.

01:27:47.740 It's gotten really bad.

01:27:49.320 If you think it's true, you put an F.

01:27:50.820 If you think it's fake, you put an FT for fairytale.

01:27:53.460 And if you're listening after the fact, you can't put anything.

01:27:57.180 You can just wish and be happy that you weren't here to suffer this torment in real time.

01:28:02.640 Where you can't pause so no one will see you crying.

01:28:06.220 None of these people can do it when it's live.

01:28:08.520 You're going to hear their screeches and cries of torment.

01:28:11.080 I'm just trying so hard to arrange.

01:28:18.460 Come on.

01:28:19.260 All right!

01:28:20.260 Number one.

01:28:21.380 Black Lives Matter calls Miami police, Black History Month car, an abomination of cultural appropriation from the New York Post.

01:28:28.800 Fact or fairytale.

01:28:31.400 F or F or champ.

01:28:33.020 I don't even know myself.

01:28:35.660 I better go find the answers.

01:28:37.740 That's not it.

01:28:39.040 Where is he?

01:28:40.100 He's elusive.

01:28:41.820 For as tall as he is.

01:28:44.300 What do you think of that one?

01:28:47.120 That's a fairytale.

01:28:48.960 Bloop!

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01:28:56.100 Finnish trans figure skater, Mine Maria Antikanen, to appear on next season of Dancing with the Stars.

01:29:05.760 That 50-something-year-old man dresses a little...

01:29:08.220 Yeah.

01:29:09.400 Next season, Dancing with the Stars.

01:29:11.720 Fact or fairytale.

01:29:15.560 I know this one hurts, but it's okay.

01:29:18.400 It's a fairytale.

01:29:20.160 It's going to be okay.

01:29:22.780 From the mirror.

01:29:23.760 However, in Ireland, says Minister of Justice says protests against mass immigration will be tolerated no longer following arrests of organizers.

01:29:35.080 Fact or fairytale.

01:29:38.920 There's a lot of rape and violence going on.

01:29:40.920 It's a fairytale.

01:29:42.480 For now.

01:29:43.760 That's nothing about these.

01:29:45.660 Today it's a fairytale.

01:29:46.880 It could be a fairy fact.

01:29:48.500 Tomorrow.

01:29:49.180 That's been known to happen around here.

01:29:51.300 CBS News says Montana residents asked not to shoot at Spy Balloon after authorities received massive spike in calls about gunfire.

01:30:01.160 True or not true?

01:30:05.920 It's a fairytale.

01:30:09.200 I'm kind of disappointed that it is.

01:30:11.160 You know, I wish it was true.

01:30:13.540 That would be hilarious.

01:30:14.980 They just shot it down.

01:30:15.980 Fuck you, China Spy Balloon!

01:30:17.780 It'd be hilarious.

01:30:18.300 How about this?

01:30:20.820 AOC says she felt the spirit of Martin Luther King channeling through her during fiery Congress speech.

01:30:27.860 I should have played that clip earlier.

01:30:34.220 No.

01:30:35.600 It's not over.

01:30:36.520 You don't get off that easy.

01:30:37.380 I'm sorry.

01:30:37.820 It's going to keep going.

01:30:38.480 I didn't play it.

01:30:44.340 But I could have.

01:30:45.700 And it's really bad.

01:30:46.760 And maybe I will.

01:30:47.780 But is it real or is it not?

01:30:49.040 That's all you need to know.

01:30:51.340 It's a fairytale.

01:30:53.620 It's...

01:30:54.060 But is it, though?

01:30:56.600 She could easily say that tomorrow.

01:30:58.460 If you've seen it, it's embarrassing.

01:31:00.580 It's very bad.

01:31:01.300 And then last but not least, from Rx, a medical website, I assume.

01:31:08.260 Medical Journal floats concept of using brain-dead women as surrogates through whole-body gestational donation.

01:31:16.740 Okay, stop.

01:31:20.540 Stop.

01:31:22.300 I may have been a little hard.

01:31:23.680 This...

01:31:23.960 We may have gone too hard now, Barry.

01:31:25.740 This...

01:31:26.080 I mean, I'm having trouble with this one.

01:31:28.540 I can't...

01:31:29.200 I'm afraid of the...

01:31:29.980 I really don't want...

01:31:32.560 What?

01:31:33.780 What are you saying to me?

01:31:35.280 This is an insane concept.

01:31:36.880 Please tell me.

01:31:37.740 See, on the one hand, I hope you made this up.

01:31:41.540 Because this is fucking insane.

01:31:43.140 But on the other hand, you thought of this insane...

01:31:46.180 You know, that's scary.

01:31:47.460 That's a scary thing to invent.

01:31:49.280 In your imagination.

01:31:50.560 So that's a dark...

01:31:51.440 I don't know which way to go with this one.

01:31:54.240 Medical Journal floats concept of using brain-dead women...

01:31:56.680 So we'll just take a brain-dead woman, a vegetable woman,

01:31:59.060 and we'll just use her to, like, grow other people's kids in some kind of insane Dr. Mengele factory where we're just...

01:32:05.740 Imagine if one of them recovers mid-pregnancy.

01:32:12.200 Like, what the fuck?

01:32:12.980 Oh, shit!

01:32:13.540 Yeah, we just decided we'd use you to grow a baby while you were out, so...

01:32:17.620 We didn't think you were coming back.

01:32:20.160 Whose baby is...

01:32:21.160 Oh, it's mine!

01:32:21.800 I did it the old-fashioned way while you were asleep, you know?

01:32:25.740 Ah!

01:32:26.900 Oh!

01:32:27.700 Oh!

01:32:28.240 It's a fairy fact.

01:32:30.560 That's real?

01:32:32.580 People are doing this.

01:32:33.640 Um...

01:32:39.200 I...

01:32:40.560 I...

01:32:41.260 I...

01:32:41.900 I just...

01:32:54.200 I...

01:32:54.680 thanks for thanks for playing playing yeah thank you oh that's that's really good that was that was

01:33:06.280 a good um nobody nobody was bullied out of that horrible idea so that idea became real

01:33:20.540 oh let's all hold hands you should i missed one are you sure oh no that one may even be worse

01:33:31.660 it is worse i did miss one

01:33:34.740 because no this is the word this one's even worse i've already recovered from this one though because

01:33:41.960 i went through it earlier we weren't even sure if it was real i was like i i don't know and he's

01:33:48.880 like you know what i don't i'm not sure either leader of german green party says germans must

01:33:54.400 do a better job of accommodating migrants after nine germans are killed or injured by asylum seekers

01:33:59.540 in less than a week well i but you know that very easily could be true

01:34:07.480 fortunately it's not however there is a lot of headlines of people being killed by asylum

01:34:16.260 seekers pretty near every day in europe i would say pretty near if not every day or multiple times

01:34:22.080 a day it's pretty close it's it's it's a lot it's a lot and it wouldn't shock me for them to

01:34:27.480 to say that it's because they're not being taken care of enough that's why there's too much racism

01:34:33.700 they feel oppressed and they don't feel like they're fitting into their new home so they lash out and they

01:34:39.340 and it's not their fault they're victims no the people they're killing and raping are the victims

01:34:43.980 um they're not they're not uh helpful very so i hope you all feel worse now i do i certainly do

01:34:50.080 i'm not even i don't i'm not i don't even drink anymore but you know what you guys have probably

01:34:56.580 earned this i mean you need it now

01:34:58.140 i would just just tilt it right up yeah yeah yeah i'll just go go leahy with it

01:35:08.660 fold jim leahy put it away just put it away

01:35:14.520 it's not gonna get better so you might as well get drunk you know remember the end of fury

01:35:21.940 well might as well get a little tight not gonna be around for the hangover

01:35:27.480 it's the end of the world guys it's the end of the world who cares

01:35:31.800 feather not dot says airspace over 60 000 feet is control uncontrolled it happens to be the ceiling

01:35:41.880 of most private jets as well maybe it's just a wayward satellite one man's balloon is another man's

01:35:47.340 satellite i don't think it no they said it's being intelligently controlled did i even play that

01:35:51.420 i don't know if i even got to it and yes i did it's being piloted around it's uh yeah it's very

01:35:59.160 it's very concerning uh you could i don't know if it's even that high it doesn't look like 60 000

01:36:06.280 feet does it might be i don't know uh call responses please have your assistant reach out to me

01:36:11.800 so i know where to send the monocle i ordered cheerio darling this that's quite fancy that's

01:36:18.760 that would be hilarious if that's the new diagonal on terror tactic we dress up listen listen this is

01:36:24.320 what we're gonna do i have an idea

01:36:28.480 is this is this a good one

01:36:37.780 oh

01:36:40.340 all right

01:36:44.020 this is what we're gonna do

01:36:47.420 we know they don't like to be ridiculed and bullied that's very upsetting to them

01:36:56.100 why propose

01:36:59.740 first

01:37:02.180 we dress up

01:37:04.120 we dress up

01:37:06.180 and we change our voices to look

01:37:08.420 and sound and we're gonna present ourselves as british aristocracy

01:37:12.340 okay

01:37:13.660 we're just gonna be upper class british we're too good for all of you all the time

01:37:18.260 perpetually like

01:37:20.200 my nose is always pointed skyward

01:37:23.040 trying not to smell your filth

01:37:26.000 you know like that

01:37:27.960 and then we get together in gangs

01:37:30.400 like rage gangs

01:37:31.880 and we just bully them

01:37:35.680 we just bully the shit out of them

01:37:37.640 with like snide remarks

01:37:40.720 a woman in a monocle

01:37:42.560 does your penis even work

01:37:45.520 probably not

01:37:46.700 i'd never fuck a man that looked like that

01:37:50.700 disgusting edwards isn't it so

01:37:53.640 yes quite

01:37:55.020 quite meek and frail isn't he

01:37:57.440 i suppose this entire country could be uh conquered by a small kitten with a

01:38:04.240 with a spatula

01:38:05.280 what do you what do you suppose

01:38:06.720 i'll wait till sebastian ears of this

01:38:10.660 secret mission

01:38:13.620 british aristocracy infiltration bullying gang

01:38:17.520 peaky blinders is also acceptable you can dress like

01:38:21.980 just something that's like are the what is happening

01:38:24.100 why are they dressed in period clothes

01:38:26.440 it would just be so confusing

01:38:30.200 do you know how fucking hysterical that would be

01:38:35.300 what would the new like i just i'm starting to just this is so fucked up

01:38:38.780 i might as well just turn this whole country in my personal fucking circus tent

01:38:41.540 let's just do that and see what the news thinks of it

01:38:45.720 we'll get five or six or ten people

01:38:47.880 and we'll just dress up like it's the 1800s

01:38:50.240 we'll have guys in a top hat and the whole thing

01:38:52.400 and we'll just

01:38:53.260 and we'll just go to these events

01:38:56.020 and just bully the shit out of them

01:38:57.960 but you have to stick in character

01:39:01.440 and it's canada's latest far-right terror tactic

01:39:06.380 aristocrat

01:39:08.920 period accurate british taunters are traveling the country

01:39:14.360 bro we already made them say diagonal on

01:39:18.920 they already talked about philip

01:39:20.280 you know what i mean

01:39:20.840 we made them do all that

01:39:21.700 we gotta come up with something else

01:39:23.120 you know we need a new gig

01:39:24.260 we need a new gig

01:39:25.120 we need a new gag

01:39:26.520 yep

01:39:28.660 i gotta get me some top hats

01:39:30.960 just dress

01:39:34.420 oh um

01:39:34.980 oh no

01:39:35.560 i have to dress like the fucking will be blood guy

01:39:37.840 from bandy's tract

01:39:44.340 it's all gone

01:39:46.080 it's called

01:39:48.060 drainage

01:39:49.060 eli

01:39:49.920 via the straw

01:39:52.940 there it is look

01:39:53.900 it's actually a pen that i broke

01:39:55.980 daniel day lewis

01:39:58.660 yeah

01:39:58.880 in that movie

01:39:59.560 that i call that guy

01:40:00.680 i want to dress like that

01:40:01.820 i want the handlebar crazy mustache

01:40:04.340 and the crazy eye

01:40:05.560 i'll just be like

01:40:06.380 is he drunk all the time

01:40:07.720 or is he just crazy

01:40:08.560 no one really knows

01:40:09.840 you're like

01:40:11.300 he's one of these like functioning psycho alcoholics

01:40:13.720 or is he just like that

01:40:14.520 is he brain damage

01:40:15.120 i don't know

01:40:15.720 seems like a

01:40:18.700 derrick's like

01:40:25.320 i call peaky blinders guy

01:40:26.580 like i don't care

01:40:27.380 just dress up like somebody

01:40:28.500 and

01:40:28.900 and you have to have some kind of

01:40:30.980 period accent

01:40:32.380 to just make

01:40:33.340 confuse them

01:40:33.980 this is really high level

01:40:36.320 this takes planning and coordination

01:40:37.880 it's like

01:40:38.460 no one

01:40:40.180 has put

01:40:40.840 no one will have put that much effort

01:40:42.640 into trolling someone

01:40:43.760 ever

01:40:44.220 we've already trolled the whole country

01:40:45.720 now it's like

01:40:46.740 they're showing up in costumes

01:40:47.960 and doing like

01:40:48.700 flash mobs

01:40:49.780 of mockery

01:40:51.200 but they're all dressed like

01:40:52.160 these

01:40:52.920 you know

01:40:53.400 what the fuck

01:40:55.020 hey you made me like this

01:40:57.280 if you wanted to live in a serious country

01:40:59.860 you should have fucked

01:41:00.480 you should have acted

01:41:01.560 like you wanted to

01:41:02.340 instead you've got the

01:41:03.740 Pillsbury Doughboy up there

01:41:04.880 being like

01:41:05.160 Tucker Carlson said something about me

01:41:07.160 and like

01:41:07.980 oh my god

01:41:08.640 you know

01:41:08.980 if you're gonna be a clown

01:41:09.960 i'm gonna be

01:41:10.480 i'm gonna dress in costumes

01:41:11.640 i don't care

01:41:13.960 i don't care

01:41:14.940 we'll show up to work

01:41:16.160 maybe we'll dress as pirates sometimes

01:41:18.000 yarr

01:41:19.120 i'll have an eye patch

01:41:22.040 so

01:41:24.360 what have you done

01:41:26.560 with all of the gold

01:41:28.140 excuse me

01:41:30.140 excuse me sir

01:41:30.820 god you stink

01:41:31.560 i it's um

01:41:32.640 period accurate

01:41:34.400 i'm afraid

01:41:35.100 i have to

01:41:35.720 i haven't bathed in 30 days

01:41:37.600 the money love

01:41:39.960 where is it

01:41:41.060 you know

01:41:41.600 where's the billions of dollars

01:41:43.340 that you

01:41:44.580 where'd it go

01:41:45.720 government people

01:41:46.620 hey

01:41:47.100 hi

01:41:47.800 how would you even deal

01:41:52.340 with something like that

01:41:53.360 i'll fucking do it

01:41:57.400 cesus

01:41:57.840 i'll do

01:41:58.680 i'm in this mind war

01:41:59.960 to the end

01:42:00.680 i almost went to your

01:42:02.580 headquarters

01:42:03.000 and littered the walkway

01:42:04.100 with banana peels

01:42:04.960 i was gonna do that

01:42:06.480 but the day i was gonna do it

01:42:07.720 my brake lines on my bike

01:42:08.760 were cut

01:42:09.140 very funny

01:42:09.860 i was gonna film the whole thing

01:42:13.360 it was gonna be like a knock on terminator 2

01:42:14.900 i was gonna have a box

01:42:16.380 where it was like

01:42:18.120 i had my bike jacket

01:42:19.020 and the whole thing

01:42:19.440 and i had my

01:42:19.880 you know like when he's walking

01:42:20.880 in the

01:42:21.120 in the

01:42:21.440 in the mall

01:42:23.360 where he's got the shotgun

01:42:24.900 the stubby

01:42:25.700 but he's

01:42:26.040 it's filled with roses

01:42:27.000 to like camouflage it

01:42:28.160 it's always like

01:42:29.180 oh no

01:42:29.600 and i'm

01:42:30.260 walking towards the

01:42:31.620 cesus building clearly

01:42:32.700 i drew a map once

01:42:34.040 to the building

01:42:34.540 and they started calling people

01:42:35.640 they're like

01:42:35.900 what does this mean

01:42:36.760 is there gonna be an attack

01:42:37.760 alex is drawing like

01:42:41.200 checkerboard codes

01:42:42.060 and they're like

01:42:42.340 oh it spells

01:42:42.860 fuck cesus

01:42:43.520 like oh wow

01:42:44.160 you did it

01:42:44.600 you cracked the code

01:42:45.300 i was gonna have the box

01:42:48.420 and then it's just banana peels

01:42:49.440 and i'll be like

01:42:49.760 take that

01:42:50.420 now it's a hazard

01:42:51.880 to get it out of your building

01:42:53.400 and run away

01:42:54.920 i was about to do it

01:42:57.220 and then that

01:42:57.560 and then so

01:42:58.040 anyway

01:42:58.640 hey

01:43:04.920 they've all earned it

01:43:06.000 they've earned your

01:43:07.080 you know

01:43:07.520 the derision

01:43:08.240 and the

01:43:09.260 and the

01:43:09.660 yeah

01:43:09.900 let's look down

01:43:10.580 at them children

01:43:11.480 they're quite pathetic

01:43:13.300 all of them

01:43:14.960 they're immoral

01:43:18.080 and spineless

01:43:19.080 so many of them

01:43:20.700 and they hate

01:43:22.720 to be ridiculed

01:43:23.740 and mocked

01:43:24.240 they hate it

01:43:25.040 drives them crazy

01:43:26.440 and when people

01:43:27.120 get driven crazy

01:43:27.780 they make mistakes

01:43:28.560 you know

01:43:31.240 not think it straight

01:43:32.140 trouble them with horses

01:43:34.240 are you sure

01:43:35.020 that's the right idea

01:43:36.080 yes

01:43:36.600 kills them all

01:43:37.440 okay

01:43:37.940 i don't know

01:43:39.120 this is gonna look

01:43:40.020 good in the end

01:43:40.780 but

01:43:41.020 fees are bank accounts

01:43:43.020 okay

01:43:43.600 what are you doing

01:43:44.760 you guys are really upset

01:43:46.540 you're going really over the line

01:43:48.360 you're almost hurting

01:43:49.180 your own car

01:43:49.740 eh well

01:43:50.260 anyway

01:43:50.780 i'm sure

01:43:53.740 i'm sure all will be forgiven

01:43:54.520 someday

01:43:55.100 quiet

01:43:58.920 uh

01:44:00.420 beget says

01:44:00.840 one of the saskies

01:44:01.540 found that clip of your

01:44:02.240 oblivion pit

01:44:02.800 searched all day

01:44:03.840 hashtag

01:44:04.320 autism engaged

01:44:05.560 i didn't even

01:44:07.260 i don't even remember this

01:44:08.300 when i'm done

01:44:08.860 i don't remember any of it

01:44:10.080 i leave

01:44:10.740 i go on with my life

01:44:11.740 i turn the lights off

01:44:12.560 i go

01:44:12.780 oh

01:44:13.620 i just go back to this pit of despair

01:44:15.900 and i'm like

01:44:16.380 okay

01:44:16.840 and i'm like thank god

01:44:17.820 i don't have to do that again

01:44:18.500 for at least another two days

01:44:19.680 so i'm like

01:44:23.900 can't believe you guys remember these things

01:44:25.420 and then dig them up

01:44:26.660 i remember this one joke

01:44:28.220 obscurely

01:44:28.960 from fucking a year and a half ago

01:44:30.620 oh

01:44:31.680 and then someone else like

01:44:32.580 oh i remember too

01:44:33.280 and i know exactly where it is

01:44:34.680 here it is

01:44:35.580 so it's like i have access to my own 4chan sector

01:44:40.080 i'm just like find this thing

01:44:41.580 and it's like on its way

01:44:42.560 i might as well have an app

01:44:45.240 it's like request sent

01:44:47.540 request received

01:44:48.580 working

01:44:49.180 and it's like

01:44:49.980 time to completion

01:44:51.520 six hours

01:44:53.860 like oh

01:44:54.260 we're on

01:44:54.600 that's all right

01:44:55.200 i'll have that by supper time

01:44:56.060 you can't abuse it though

01:44:59.680 or they'll get cranky

01:45:00.440 they'll attack you

01:45:01.680 uh

01:45:03.020 angelina says

01:45:03.720 what do you think

01:45:04.340 marty has been doing

01:45:05.320 up in the coal mines

01:45:06.320 he's getting the

01:45:07.060 oh

01:45:07.580 marty

01:45:09.620 i didn't know that man

01:45:12.360 marty

01:45:15.120 are you serious dude

01:45:16.920 what a stupid song

01:45:22.900 marty

01:45:25.220 of all the people

01:45:31.600 of all the streams

01:45:34.300 and all of the audience

01:45:35.540 tens of thousands

01:45:36.640 of people

01:45:37.300 but you

01:45:47.700 you went out of your way

01:45:52.260 who knows where

01:45:54.120 to build me an oblivion pit

01:45:55.500 who knows where

01:46:00.000 but i'm strong

01:46:04.060 i appreciate it

01:46:06.000 oh

01:46:07.100 strong enough to care

01:46:10.500 wow

01:46:10.860 that's the

01:46:11.460 that's the nicest thing

01:46:12.360 anyone's ever done for me

01:46:13.300 i love you marty

01:46:15.800 never leave me

01:46:19.040 never leave me

01:46:19.060 ever

01:46:19.840 love you

01:46:22.880 no you can't

01:46:24.820 leave

01:46:25.200 satoshi ape

01:46:27.260 yeah that was awkward

01:46:28.000 hey

01:46:28.260 huh

01:46:28.640 yeah you thought

01:46:29.540 you were gonna make me

01:46:30.320 fucking

01:46:30.680 now you're all squirming

01:46:32.500 around and how i'm like

01:46:33.400 oh that was fucking weird

01:46:34.760 yeah that's right

01:46:35.520 i like watching

01:46:37.140 making people

01:46:37.660 make people uncomfortable

01:46:38.740 i think it's funny

01:46:40.300 i was talking to uh

01:46:41.340 uncle hack the other day

01:46:42.240 about that

01:46:42.720 danger cats guys

01:46:44.140 go check them out

01:46:44.800 in western canada

01:46:45.520 easter get they're coming

01:46:46.780 the danger cats are coming

01:46:48.780 he's like making people

01:46:49.980 like

01:46:50.380 it's hilarious

01:46:51.720 it's fun

01:46:56.300 ah you know

01:46:57.980 the oblivion pits

01:46:59.060 never always a good time

01:47:00.320 do you know how many

01:47:01.000 first dates are gonna be

01:47:01.980 at the oblivion pit guys

01:47:03.140 just think about

01:47:04.580 think of the

01:47:05.400 the

01:47:05.800 what marty is doing

01:47:07.840 for everyone

01:47:08.360 what he's providing

01:47:09.160 for us

01:47:09.760 people are gonna get

01:47:10.820 married at the oblivion

01:47:11.620 this is where we first met

01:47:12.980 and this is where we killed

01:47:13.900 our first

01:47:14.620 corrupt

01:47:15.440 this was our

01:47:18.260 our first pitting

01:47:19.580 we did it together

01:47:21.460 we were 16

01:47:22.300 first we stripped them

01:47:26.200 of all their valuables

01:47:27.080 before we threw them

01:47:27.740 in the pit

01:47:28.100 and then we

01:47:28.680 banged on the

01:47:29.920 stolen property

01:47:30.880 now

01:47:33.620 we are the

01:47:35.880 dutch

01:47:36.300 duchess

01:47:37.880 what's the other one

01:47:39.480 baron

01:47:40.280 duchess and baron

01:47:41.740 of all

01:47:42.220 phillip county

01:47:43.120 grid memory

01:47:46.200 dude everyone loves

01:47:47.220 the oblivion pit

01:47:47.860 except the people

01:47:48.500 that go in it

01:47:49.200 but

01:47:50.420 they shouldn't have

01:47:52.400 been a sir

01:47:52.760 you know

01:47:53.260 that's also

01:47:55.440 it's like our death star

01:47:56.340 once that's completed

01:47:57.240 and they know we have it

01:47:58.280 fuck they are not

01:47:59.300 gonna want to fuck

01:47:59.800 with that

01:48:00.180 would you fuck

01:48:01.840 with someone who had

01:48:02.400 an oblivion pit

01:48:03.080 I wouldn't

01:48:03.840 I don't want that

01:48:05.600 to be on the list

01:48:06.460 of options

01:48:06.900 I don't ever

01:48:07.240 ever want to

01:48:08.180 have to go to bed

01:48:08.980 and understand

01:48:10.140 that there is a

01:48:10.880 percentage of

01:48:11.740 of a 100%

01:48:12.720 chance that I

01:48:13.760 could end up

01:48:14.260 in an oblivion pit

01:48:15.080 I want that

01:48:15.840 that's at zero

01:48:16.500 right now

01:48:17.060 and I want it

01:48:17.560 to stay that way

01:48:18.500 you don't cross

01:48:20.480 people

01:48:20.740 man

01:48:21.100 and that's what

01:48:22.380 they should have

01:48:22.780 known

01:48:23.100 those stupid

01:48:26.020 persians

01:48:26.540 he knew too late

01:48:28.580 as he was falling

01:48:29.300 into the pit

01:48:29.740 he's like oh shit

01:48:30.420 there are people

01:48:31.020 with a pit

01:48:31.440 we shouldn't have

01:48:31.900 done this

01:48:32.240 this is a terrible

01:48:32.800 idea

01:48:33.020 they're gonna win

01:48:34.060 they're gonna win

01:48:34.800 fuck

01:48:35.180 Dr. Satoshi Ape

01:48:37.600 and Real Donny T

01:48:38.140 says the game

01:48:38.800 where no one wins

01:48:39.640 that's right

01:48:40.180 no one wins

01:48:40.800 factor fairytale

01:48:41.540 you only lose

01:48:43.960 a little piece

01:48:44.460 of yourself

01:48:44.920 but you build it

01:48:46.660 back with a callus

01:48:47.540 where your feelings

01:48:48.480 are supposed to be

01:48:49.520 eventually you'll

01:48:50.180 just be this

01:48:50.580 hardened cold

01:48:51.300 dead inside

01:48:52.060 you know

01:48:53.140 thing

01:48:55.040 like the rest of us

01:48:56.180 okay

01:48:58.540 okay

01:48:59.100 it's gonna be fine

01:49:00.080 you're gonna like

01:49:01.080 it

01:49:02.640 Satoshi Ape

01:49:05.180 and Real Donald

01:49:05.720 T says

01:49:06.040 is today's

01:49:06.680 is today

01:49:07.880 into

01:49:08.280 oh my

01:49:09.080 fuck bro

01:49:09.960 in today's work

01:49:13.560 don't people like

01:49:14.620 AOC

01:49:15.060 think Martin

01:49:15.800 Luther King

01:49:16.500 was racist

01:49:17.800 I don't know

01:49:20.140 but probably

01:49:21.860 well they definitely

01:49:22.400 wouldn't have liked

01:49:22.880 Malcolm X

01:49:23.440 he was the legit one

01:49:26.260 but this

01:49:28.180 is

01:49:28.600 something else

01:49:30.520 you guys

01:49:31.140 you gotta see this

01:49:32.100 it's only 20 seconds

01:49:32.800 I mentioned it already

01:49:33.460 and it's just

01:49:34.340 the depravity of it all

01:49:35.420 to not even

01:49:36.600 oh lord

01:49:38.160 can I make it full screen

01:49:39.840 do I wanna do that

01:49:40.640 I've never seen her

01:49:42.780 this big before

01:49:43.460 I don't

01:49:45.260 I don't know

01:49:45.640 I don't know if I wanna see

01:49:47.020 that's a

01:49:48.520 that's a lot of AOC

01:49:50.060 right there

01:49:50.600 alright

01:49:51.680 don't tell me

01:49:53.360 that this is about

01:49:54.300 an abdicate

01:49:55.140 a condemnation

01:49:56.220 of anti-semitic remarks

01:49:57.520 when you have a member

01:49:58.860 of the Republican caucus

01:49:59.900 who has talked about

01:50:01.260 Jewish space lasers

01:50:02.540 and an entire amount

01:50:04.360 of tropes

01:50:04.940 and also elevated her

01:50:06.540 to some of the highest

01:50:07.540 committee assignments

01:50:08.220 in this body

01:50:08.980 this is about targeting

01:50:10.140 women of color

01:50:11.160 in the United States

01:50:12.880 of America

01:50:13.520 don't tell me

01:50:14.680 because I didn't get

01:50:15.580 a single apology

01:50:16.440 time has expired

01:50:17.260 my life was threatened

01:50:18.260 thank you

01:50:18.980 I have a dream

01:50:21.180 that someday

01:50:23.160 my speech patterns

01:50:25.120 will be appropriated

01:50:26.320 by a Latino woman

01:50:27.880 who's gonna grandstand

01:50:30.900 on my legacy

01:50:34.020 over something trivial

01:50:36.640 and stupid

01:50:37.260 I didn't even know

01:50:39.200 what the hell

01:50:39.520 she was talking about

01:50:40.220 because it was so ridiculous

01:50:41.100 I was so mesmerized

01:50:42.340 about her

01:50:42.760 like comically bad

01:50:44.560 like was she trying

01:50:45.780 to impersonate someone

01:50:46.880 or what the hell

01:50:47.600 was that

01:50:47.900 was she supposed

01:50:48.360 to be Al Sharpton

01:50:49.140 like what the fuck

01:50:50.100 was going on there

01:50:50.900 oh well

01:50:51.860 it's just more serious

01:50:52.780 people

01:50:53.160 you know

01:50:53.700 it's Canada boy

01:50:55.080 it's shooting great

01:50:56.360 you're doing great

01:50:57.620 kid

01:50:57.980 you're doing great

01:50:59.320 now why don't you

01:50:59.800 come over here

01:51:00.520 to Uncle Harvey's house

01:51:01.600 hey Canada

01:51:03.100 you guys ever send

01:51:05.520 anybody to

01:51:06.360 little St. James

01:51:08.300 Island

01:51:08.960 I love it there

01:51:11.100 I have a summer home

01:51:12.880 Jeffrey and I

01:51:14.260 are very close

01:51:15.360 you know

01:51:16.020 mmm

01:51:18.020 mmm

01:51:19.900 let's never talk

01:51:20.920 about that

01:51:21.480 dark secret

01:51:22.600 hey

01:51:23.120 no

01:51:23.660 no

01:51:24.640 no

01:51:24.920 no

01:51:25.240 we're gonna talk

01:51:26.300 about mean things

01:51:27.280 Tucker Carlson may have said

01:51:28.420 and ignore all the real

01:51:29.780 problems of our time

01:51:30.800 everything actually

01:51:32.200 everything really dark

01:51:33.720 and scary

01:51:34.220 never gets touched

01:51:36.820 probably because the people

01:51:43.260 that could touch it

01:51:43.900 are the dark and scary

01:51:44.820 ones themselves

01:51:45.480 or they're such weaklings

01:51:46.880 that they

01:51:47.320 won't even gaze in the

01:51:48.920 direction

01:51:49.320 of the cancer

01:51:51.140 lest it catches their

01:51:54.460 attention maybe

01:51:55.200 and then it attacks it

01:51:57.000 maybe they're just in fear

01:51:57.900 of it

01:51:58.180 they don't dare cross it

01:51:59.220 either way

01:52:03.140 when you're getting paid

01:52:03.780 oh I don't know

01:52:04.320 $200,000 a year

01:52:05.920 to

01:52:06.960 I mean at least pretend

01:52:08.460 you can't even do that

01:52:09.960 anymore

01:52:10.220 the stupid gun ban

01:52:13.860 I told

01:52:14.820 I said this

01:52:15.840 a year and a half ago

01:52:16.900 whenever they'd started this

01:52:18.440 I said they're gonna ban

01:52:19.500 all the guns

01:52:20.060 they're gonna go after

01:52:20.620 everything

01:52:21.240 full bore

01:52:21.980 whole thing

01:52:22.860 no it's just

01:52:23.740 semi-automatic

01:52:24.400 militarization

01:52:24.880 shut up

01:52:25.560 shut up

01:52:25.920 shut up

01:52:26.420 shut up

01:52:27.260 you were always wrong

01:52:29.000 you're always gonna be wrong

01:52:30.600 you don't know anything

01:52:32.060 stop talking

01:52:33.040 you're one of those people

01:52:33.680 that's always wrong

01:52:34.420 just shut the fuck up

01:52:35.760 forever please

01:52:36.600 please

01:52:37.360 go find something else

01:52:39.020 to do

01:52:39.480 they're gonna go after

01:52:43.440 everything

01:52:44.120 cause they want

01:52:45.620 everything

01:52:46.120 they probably won't

01:52:48.060 get away with

01:52:48.620 everything

01:52:49.120 so you go for

01:52:50.420 everything

01:52:50.760 you ask for way

01:52:51.820 more than you

01:52:52.520 think you'll be able

01:52:53.680 to get away with

01:52:54.220 and then when the

01:52:54.980 negotiations happen

01:52:55.980 like for a salary

01:52:56.900 or a job

01:52:57.560 or something

01:52:58.000 or selling a car

01:52:59.120 or whatever the hell

01:52:59.660 you're doing

01:53:00.040 you might end up

01:53:02.100 with more than

01:53:02.560 you asked for

01:53:03.180 so this is how

01:53:05.940 this is

01:53:06.560 conservative party

01:53:07.720 boomer logic

01:53:08.560 that think this is

01:53:09.260 some kind of a win

01:53:10.100 okay

01:53:10.600 I broke it down

01:53:11.720 like this

01:53:12.100 pretend let's

01:53:12.640 so there's a hundred

01:53:13.400 guns

01:53:13.820 we have a hundred

01:53:14.480 guns

01:53:15.000 and then we gotta

01:53:16.620 get the libs out

01:53:17.820 the libs are here

01:53:19.300 and they're like

01:53:20.240 we're taking all

01:53:21.120 of the guns

01:53:21.760 to which this

01:53:23.680 the conservatives

01:53:24.380 reply

01:53:24.900 no not all

01:53:26.240 of the guns

01:53:27.100 oh no

01:53:28.400 we've got a

01:53:28.940 petition

01:53:29.280 to which the

01:53:31.200 libs reply

01:53:32.220 okay

01:53:33.220 we'll only take

01:53:34.400 70 of the guns

01:53:35.760 and then

01:53:37.340 the weak

01:53:38.800 pathetic

01:53:39.560 spineless

01:53:40.680 no guts

01:53:43.200 total rollover

01:53:44.500 and pet my

01:53:45.220 belly sir

01:53:46.080 conservative party

01:53:47.320 says

01:53:47.640 yay

01:53:48.440 we saved

01:53:49.460 70 guns

01:53:50.760 wrong

01:53:52.000 you lost

01:53:53.060 30 guns

01:53:54.160 or vice

01:53:56.420 whatever the

01:53:56.960 numbers I used

01:53:57.500 were

01:53:57.640 you lost

01:53:58.160 70

01:53:58.560 you didn't

01:53:58.860 save 30

01:53:59.400 you lost

01:53:59.740 70

01:54:00.120 and then later

01:54:01.840 they're gonna

01:54:02.280 come for the

01:54:02.760 30

01:54:03.060 and they're gonna

01:54:03.740 say okay

01:54:04.040 well you can

01:54:04.360 keep these

01:54:04.700 20

01:54:05.100 and you'll

01:54:05.820 oh we

01:54:06.140 saved 20

01:54:06.700 no you lost

01:54:07.220 another 10

01:54:07.720 you're down

01:54:08.120 80 guns

01:54:08.720 now you're

01:54:09.080 down 80%

01:54:09.860 from where you

01:54:10.940 were

01:54:11.180 you've lost

01:54:11.900 that much

01:54:12.160 ground

01:54:12.400 and if you've

01:54:12.960 noticed

01:54:13.220 this is the

01:54:13.880 pattern they use

01:54:14.480 with every issue

01:54:15.100 that they want

01:54:15.520 to push

01:54:15.920 if it's the

01:54:17.440 LGBTQIAP

01:54:19.180 plus fucking

01:54:20.080 whatever

01:54:20.680 if it's mass

01:54:22.500 immigration

01:54:23.020 whatever it is

01:54:24.400 they go big

01:54:26.940 and they go

01:54:28.260 whoa

01:54:28.520 and they go

01:54:29.540 well you better

01:54:30.160 you're racist

01:54:30.860 or you're whatever

01:54:31.580 and they go

01:54:32.320 okay well we'll

01:54:32.760 let you do

01:54:33.220 this

01:54:33.780 if you stop

01:54:34.560 saying we're

01:54:35.300 racist

01:54:35.580 if we don't

01:54:36.000 do it

01:54:36.420 they go

01:54:37.300 okay

01:54:37.700 you lost

01:54:39.080 you conceded

01:54:39.780 to them

01:54:40.120 they got half

01:54:40.820 of what they

01:54:41.200 wanted

01:54:41.520 you lost

01:54:42.500 and then they

01:54:43.940 do it again

01:54:44.440 and again

01:54:45.120 and again

01:54:45.760 and every single

01:54:46.700 time they back

01:54:47.520 down they kiss

01:54:48.120 the ring

01:54:48.420 they kneel

01:54:48.900 and go

01:54:49.120 well just

01:54:49.440 I'm not

01:54:50.680 racist

01:54:51.040 don't call

01:54:52.580 me a far

01:54:53.180 right extremist

01:54:53.940 please

01:54:54.480 don't

01:54:55.880 don't

01:54:56.980 I make

01:54:57.580 $190,000

01:54:58.960 how much

01:55:00.980 do you guys

01:55:01.360 make

01:55:01.680 do you make

01:55:02.120 do you make

01:55:02.520 $200,000

01:55:03.400 your members

01:55:05.980 of parliament

01:55:06.460 do

01:55:06.820 and that's

01:55:08.060 what they're

01:55:08.300 doing with

01:55:08.720 your money

01:55:09.160 we need

01:55:10.500 to pass

01:55:11.040 the motion

01:55:11.640 condemning

01:55:12.300 Tucker Carlson

01:55:13.460 he said

01:55:14.640 someone should

01:55:15.400 invade

01:55:15.920 and I think

01:55:16.900 for one

01:55:17.960 that that

01:55:18.820 is bad

01:55:19.820 and we should

01:55:20.720 say that

01:55:21.220 we don't

01:55:21.760 like that

01:55:22.660 right

01:55:23.460 now

01:55:24.260 thank you

01:55:26.120 for that

01:55:26.580 insight

01:55:27.900 that wisdom

01:55:28.960 are you sure

01:55:30.640 you're not a

01:55:31.340 long lost

01:55:31.900 king

01:55:32.360 check your

01:55:33.580 bloodline

01:55:34.120 sir

01:55:34.360 I think

01:55:34.700 you might

01:55:35.020 be a

01:55:35.280 deposed

01:55:35.700 prince

01:55:36.140 of Egypt

01:55:36.940 perhaps

01:55:37.600 your favorite

01:55:42.660 Karen says

01:55:43.120 he eats

01:55:43.520 his 200k

01:55:44.220 apparently

01:55:44.840 and that's

01:55:47.020 that's on

01:55:47.340 the low end

01:55:47.980 there's all

01:55:48.480 kinds of

01:55:48.980 you know

01:55:49.300 I'll get to

01:55:49.660 that at the

01:55:50.020 end

01:55:50.260 Dr.

01:55:52.500 Jensine

01:55:52.760 says I

01:55:53.100 ordered

01:55:53.420 made

01:55:53.760 thanks

01:55:54.160 fairy

01:55:54.460 hey

01:55:54.740 he's

01:55:55.000 just

01:55:55.140 doing

01:55:55.320 his

01:55:55.440 job

01:55:55.680 we're

01:55:56.140 trying

01:55:56.320 to

01:55:56.440 lower

01:55:56.620 the

01:55:56.800 carbon

01:55:57.200 we got

01:55:59.500 Satoshi Ape

01:56:01.020 and Real

01:56:01.220 Donald T

01:56:01.640 says in

01:56:01.980 today's

01:56:02.300 work

01:56:02.560 oh right

01:56:02.960 I missed

01:56:03.400 I just

01:56:03.680 read that

01:56:04.020 got that

01:56:04.380 one out

01:56:04.620 of the

01:56:04.720 way

01:56:04.800 Godzilla

01:56:05.100 says

01:56:05.380 so full

01:56:05.800 instead

01:56:07.720 of full

01:56:08.380 on

01:56:08.660 dead

01:56:09.140 made

01:56:09.420 why not

01:56:09.980 just

01:56:10.160 brain

01:56:10.440 dead

01:56:10.640 depressed

01:56:10.980 woman

01:56:11.240 and then

01:56:11.500 turn

01:56:11.640 their

01:56:11.780 bodies

01:56:12.060 into

01:56:12.240 snow

01:56:12.480 Mexican

01:56:12.760 baby

01:56:13.020 factories

01:56:13.380 now

01:56:14.380 you're

01:56:14.580 thinking

01:56:14.820 like a

01:56:15.840 like a

01:56:16.160 woke

01:56:16.380 person

01:56:16.700 now

01:56:16.960 you're

01:56:17.120 thinking

01:56:17.300 like a

01:56:17.620 progressive

01:56:18.000 tolerant

01:56:18.500 not a

01:56:19.020 totally

01:56:19.320 insane

01:56:19.720 person

01:56:20.020 at all

01:56:20.360 all right

01:56:20.900 why not

01:56:21.520 just do

01:56:21.820 crazy

01:56:22.080 things

01:56:22.400 that's

01:56:22.680 what I

01:56:22.920 that's

01:56:23.180 what I

01:56:23.420 always

01:56:23.620 say

01:56:23.860 here at

01:56:24.900 communist

01:56:25.220 headquarters

01:56:25.640 why not

01:56:26.140 just do

01:56:26.380 insane

01:56:26.680 things

01:56:26.940 all the

01:56:27.140 time

01:56:28.040 secular

01:56:29.780 07

01:56:30.200 says

01:56:30.400 the new

01:56:30.620 dress

01:56:30.820 uniform

01:56:31.160 of

01:56:31.300 dagelon

01:56:31.620 being

01:56:31.820 on

01:56:32.060 the

01:56:32.180 march

01:56:32.460 monocle

01:56:33.120 top hats

01:56:33.660 long pipes

01:56:34.180 and walking

01:56:34.640 canes

01:56:35.180 yes canes

01:56:36.060 and those

01:56:36.660 some of

01:56:37.300 those capes

01:56:37.900 you know

01:56:38.400 like the

01:56:38.660 penguin

01:56:39.000 you know

01:56:39.680 those are

01:56:40.980 for like

01:56:41.280 really formal

01:56:42.000 things though

01:56:42.480 aren't they

01:56:42.800 I think

01:56:43.440 the more

01:56:43.780 formal you

01:56:44.280 dress up

01:56:44.700 the funnier

01:56:45.160 it is

01:56:45.780 they're all

01:56:48.320 in like

01:56:48.560 weird penguin

01:56:49.260 tuxedos

01:56:50.020 a horse

01:56:51.500 drawn carriage

01:56:52.120 is like

01:56:52.500 following

01:56:53.000 the

01:56:54.140 premier's

01:56:54.660 car

01:56:55.000 one of

01:57:01.180 them

01:57:01.300 goes by

01:57:01.700 on a

01:57:01.900 horse

01:57:02.140 and it

01:57:02.340 like

01:57:02.500 shits

01:57:02.940 on their

01:57:03.220 car

01:57:03.560 and like

01:57:04.120 oh

01:57:04.460 wash out

01:57:05.180 terrible

01:57:06.260 place to

01:57:06.720 park

01:57:06.980 there

01:57:07.400 hey

01:57:09.180 oh

01:57:09.620 you might

01:57:09.840 want to

01:57:10.060 clean that

01:57:10.500 up

01:57:10.700 it might

01:57:10.980 stain

01:57:11.340 the

01:57:11.540 paint

01:57:11.980 good day

01:57:12.900 they just

01:57:14.840 trot away

01:57:15.580 dressed like

01:57:16.320 the penguin

01:57:16.800 the best

01:57:19.800 part about

01:57:20.200 this is

01:57:20.500 it's gonna

01:57:20.640 cost

01:57:20.920 nothing

01:57:21.340 you know

01:57:21.940 hey

01:57:22.320 how much

01:57:22.680 for these

01:57:22.940 super

01:57:23.260 old

01:57:23.600 clothes

01:57:23.980 no one

01:57:24.300 wears

01:57:24.540 anymore

01:57:24.820 you can

01:57:25.120 take

01:57:25.360 them

01:57:25.460 you can

01:57:25.680 have

01:57:25.800 them

01:57:25.880 for free

01:57:26.200 we don't

01:57:26.460 want

01:57:26.620 them

01:57:26.720 no one

01:57:27.100 wears

01:57:27.280 this

01:57:27.440 anymore

01:57:27.720 no one's

01:57:28.280 worn this

01:57:28.660 since 18

01:57:29.060 no one's

01:57:29.520 worn this

01:57:29.800 since the

01:57:30.020 civil war

01:57:30.480 mostly dust

01:57:33.700 mostly moths

01:57:34.320 it might actually

01:57:35.080 be very expensive

01:57:35.780 because we'll have to

01:57:36.600 literally build them

01:57:37.120 from nothing

01:57:37.560 so this wardrobe

01:57:38.860 could be expensive

01:57:39.540 but once you've

01:57:40.240 invested

01:57:40.700 thousands of dollars

01:57:42.100 into a costume

01:57:43.040 you can then

01:57:46.320 go into

01:57:47.920 groups

01:57:48.500 packs

01:57:48.940 wolf packs

01:57:49.820 rage wolf packs

01:57:51.780 dag packs

01:57:52.900 it's a dag pack

01:57:53.620 and uh

01:57:54.760 and follow

01:57:55.500 around your

01:57:55.920 elected

01:57:56.160 officials

01:57:56.600 and you know

01:57:57.240 media

01:57:57.560 and just

01:57:58.020 taunt them

01:57:58.500 and just put

01:57:58.960 them down

01:57:59.440 and point out

01:58:00.740 how shitty

01:58:01.160 they are at

01:58:01.600 their job

01:58:02.200 and say

01:58:02.820 how i wish

01:58:03.580 we haven't

01:58:03.900 paid you

01:58:04.340 people

01:58:04.660 what a dreadful

01:58:05.440 waste of

01:58:05.980 money

01:58:06.340 i just

01:58:07.540 i just saw

01:58:08.120 you know

01:58:08.600 a bloke

01:58:08.960 freezing

01:58:10.280 dying on

01:58:10.860 the street

01:58:11.160 with nowhere

01:58:11.500 to live

01:58:11.900 and nothing

01:58:12.180 to eat

01:58:12.540 and we've

01:58:12.800 given you

01:58:13.220 money

01:58:13.500 oh what a

01:58:14.180 shame

01:58:14.580 it's disgusting

01:58:16.340 what have you

01:58:16.700 done with it

01:58:17.240 eaten it

01:58:17.700 obviously

01:58:18.280 look at

01:58:20.220 you call this

01:58:22.960 reporting

01:58:23.520 don't you think

01:58:27.920 you should be

01:58:28.460 um

01:58:28.760 i don't know

01:58:29.800 like a

01:58:30.060 prostitute

01:58:30.580 or something

01:58:31.080 else

01:58:31.520 i think that's

01:58:32.700 more suited

01:58:33.240 toward your

01:58:33.940 um

01:58:34.280 ability

01:58:36.620 yes

01:58:37.620 no

01:58:38.180 i don't know

01:58:39.420 we're just

01:58:41.000 doing the gamut

01:58:41.540 of random

01:58:42.060 accents tonight

01:58:42.640 we're doing

01:58:42.940 them all

01:58:43.320 um

01:58:44.100 i don't even

01:58:44.840 i'm not even

01:58:46.220 in control of it

01:58:46.720 to be honest

01:58:47.140 it just

01:58:47.620 comes out

01:58:48.220 whatever

01:58:48.480 i don't know

01:58:48.900 who's gonna

01:58:49.180 come out

01:58:49.480 somebody

01:58:49.860 sometimes

01:58:51.040 it's a cartel

01:58:51.580 guy

01:58:51.840 i have no

01:58:52.280 idea

01:58:52.520 you're

01:58:53.160 i'm as

01:58:53.480 surprised

01:58:53.860 i am as

01:58:54.420 as surprised

01:58:54.960 as you

01:58:55.260 are

01:58:55.480 to be

01:58:56.060 honest

01:58:56.300 this is

01:58:59.140 this is

01:59:00.100 an absurd

01:59:00.640 everything about

01:59:02.000 this is absurd

01:59:03.000 secular says

01:59:04.140 we got it

01:59:04.900 all right

01:59:05.100 the uniforms

01:59:05.920 are good

01:59:06.160 man of the

01:59:06.440 mountains

01:59:06.620 is seeing

01:59:06.980 as the

01:59:07.260 lawyers have

01:59:07.720 eaten up

01:59:08.020 dagelon's

01:59:08.420 helicopter

01:59:08.800 budget

01:59:09.160 for now

01:59:09.720 um

01:59:10.800 i propose

01:59:11.260 we assemble

01:59:11.600 squadrons

01:59:12.120 of balloons

01:59:12.640 that blare

01:59:13.060 out ride

01:59:13.580 of the

01:59:13.780 valkyries

01:59:14.220 as we

01:59:14.500 slowly

01:59:14.780 drift

01:59:15.120 into the

01:59:15.540 battle

01:59:15.720 space

01:59:16.100 that

01:59:17.340 approaching

01:59:17.820 very slowly

01:59:18.740 sire

01:59:19.240 oh

01:59:20.060 okay

01:59:20.640 well

01:59:21.800 scott baker

01:59:22.340 says

01:59:22.540 how about

01:59:23.000 alex and

01:59:23.760 his droogs

01:59:24.520 from a clockwork

01:59:25.200 orange

01:59:25.640 i only saw

01:59:26.500 that one

01:59:26.780 once

01:59:27.340 that is

01:59:28.400 creepy though

01:59:28.980 that would

01:59:29.740 also be

01:59:30.100 fucked up

01:59:30.560 we have a

01:59:32.940 new cut

01:59:33.280 we have a

01:59:33.580 new thing

01:59:33.920 every time

01:59:34.460 it's flash

01:59:35.080 mobs of

01:59:35.680 people show

01:59:36.180 that show

01:59:36.560 up to

01:59:36.800 taunt

01:59:37.080 elected

01:59:37.400 officials

01:59:37.880 and so

01:59:38.960 on

01:59:39.240 but they

01:59:40.180 stick to

01:59:40.540 that they

01:59:40.780 stay in

01:59:41.140 character no

01:59:41.540 matter what

01:59:41.860 happens

01:59:42.300 the police

01:59:43.480 ask their

01:59:43.880 names

01:59:44.240 it's like

01:59:44.740 a totally

01:59:45.200 fake name

01:59:46.020 oh

01:59:50.640 yes

01:59:50.920 i'm

01:59:51.140 sebastian

01:59:51.660 winchester

01:59:52.340 i'm

01:59:53.440 the

01:59:53.580 duke

01:59:53.920 of

01:59:54.320 philip

01:59:56.900 county

01:59:57.300 my family

01:59:58.800 made its

01:59:59.300 money on

01:59:59.720 the

01:59:59.900 ammunition

02:00:01.620 trade

02:00:02.380 during the

02:00:03.220 old

02:00:03.500 all right

02:00:06.800 sir cut

02:00:07.140 the crap

02:00:07.420 oh i'm

02:00:07.840 quite serious

02:00:08.520 sir i'm

02:00:09.280 afraid

02:00:09.620 you see

02:00:11.140 your timeline

02:00:11.740 has become

02:00:12.480 just so

02:00:13.560 polluted

02:00:14.080 with dreadfulness

02:00:15.560 that we've

02:00:16.220 had to travel

02:00:16.980 forward in

02:00:17.640 time

02:00:17.980 the gayness

02:00:20.500 of this

02:00:20.800 clown dimension

02:00:21.460 has just

02:00:22.240 has ripples

02:00:23.200 effect even

02:00:23.780 into the past

02:00:24.340 they can sense

02:00:24.900 the future

02:00:25.300 is dark

02:00:25.780 and nicholas

02:00:26.960 tesla you

02:00:27.840 know they

02:00:28.240 they figure it

02:00:28.840 out and they

02:00:29.240 time i don't

02:00:29.780 know what the

02:00:30.080 backstory is

02:00:30.760 we'll have to

02:00:31.720 make it up as

02:00:32.140 we go the

02:00:32.500 whole thing's

02:00:32.860 insane

02:00:33.160 all right

02:00:33.660 you're probably

02:00:34.280 gonna get

02:00:34.560 arrested but

02:00:35.080 just i don't

02:00:35.420 know have

02:00:35.640 fun

02:00:35.920 uh we're

02:00:38.780 charging you

02:00:39.260 with uh

02:00:39.840 dressing like

02:00:40.520 this being

02:00:43.200 mean to

02:00:43.580 people

02:00:43.900 okay

02:00:45.240 it's canada

02:00:47.140 it could

02:00:47.440 happen why

02:00:47.900 not there'll

02:00:48.220 be they'll

02:00:48.520 have to be a

02:00:48.940 new hate

02:00:49.300 speech law

02:00:49.760 where you

02:00:50.000 have to

02:00:50.320 dress in

02:00:50.700 contemporary

02:00:51.120 clothes that's

02:00:52.060 our next

02:00:52.400 move i want

02:00:53.220 to get that

02:00:53.560 outlawed i

02:00:54.140 want it to

02:00:54.440 be against

02:00:54.780 the law

02:00:55.220 to dress in

02:00:57.140 anything other

02:00:57.600 than contemporary

02:00:58.080 clothes because

02:00:58.700 the terror of

02:00:59.500 these people just

02:01:00.040 become so

02:01:00.420 widespread that

02:01:00.980 they demand

02:01:01.500 that the house

02:01:02.120 of common puts

02:01:02.620 an end to it

02:01:02.980 they demand

02:01:03.760 martial law

02:01:04.360 again

02:01:04.740 we gotta get

02:01:05.740 these red

02:01:06.140 coats out of

02:01:06.560 our lives

02:01:07.020 3% said we

02:01:09.980 should dress up

02:01:10.460 as british

02:01:10.800 red coats i

02:01:11.400 agree

02:01:11.820 uh crj says

02:01:13.480 dagachan government

02:01:14.420 works tirelessly

02:01:15.200 because we have

02:01:15.940 no life

02:01:16.400 dagachan 4chan

02:01:17.680 i well you know

02:01:19.540 neither do i

02:01:20.180 sergeant rock

02:01:20.680 says speaking of

02:01:21.260 investing thousands

02:01:21.940 of dollars in

02:01:22.440 costumes how many

02:01:22.980 different costumes

02:01:23.600 does the prime

02:01:24.060 minister have

02:01:24.640 it's halloween

02:01:25.380 24 7 365 in

02:01:26.860 his world and

02:01:27.360 everything is going

02:01:28.020 according to plan

02:01:29.480 i hope not

02:01:30.780 i hope he doesn't

02:01:32.040 have a plan

02:01:32.480 madam breezy says

02:01:34.120 would you fuck

02:01:34.560 with someone with

02:01:35.080 a lava gun

02:01:35.940 that depends

02:01:36.800 what's the range

02:01:37.560 on the lava gun

02:01:38.360 what are we

02:01:39.640 talking about here

02:01:40.340 close range

02:01:42.580 30 feet

02:01:43.220 50 feet

02:01:43.840 are we talking

02:01:44.700 like a kilometer

02:01:46.020 like this

02:01:46.600 this stuff matters

02:01:47.420 you gotta get

02:01:48.480 specific

02:01:49.160 the youtube chat

02:01:51.200 is way too far

02:01:51.660 behind

02:01:51.920 looks like the

02:01:52.300 matrix over there

02:01:52.880 dr jenstein says

02:01:53.760 accents tonight

02:01:54.600 can i get the

02:01:55.580 creepy doctor

02:01:56.400 yes of course

02:01:58.840 dr jenstein

02:02:00.060 the good doctor

02:02:02.560 how is your

02:02:04.220 blood farm

02:02:05.040 progressing

02:02:05.660 what did he say

02:02:08.740 he's like oh no

02:02:09.720 that was terrifying

02:02:10.540 he's like they're

02:02:10.840 gonna harvest us

02:02:11.460 for our blood

02:02:12.240 and add some

02:02:12.760 kind of scenario

02:02:13.320 where there's like

02:02:13.800 tents that's where

02:02:15.220 we're gonna be

02:02:15.520 abducted to the

02:02:16.080 unvaccinated and

02:02:16.760 they're just gonna

02:02:17.080 harvest our blood

02:02:17.900 we're gonna be

02:02:18.520 blood factories for

02:02:19.340 these people

02:02:19.820 as you can see i've

02:02:22.920 created a bit of

02:02:24.060 an assembly

02:02:24.500 line

02:02:25.020 it's quite

02:02:26.860 efficient and

02:02:27.760 you quite um

02:02:29.520 not only get used

02:02:31.580 to the smell of

02:02:32.280 blood you

02:02:32.720 you grow accustomed

02:02:33.700 to it you start to

02:02:34.580 really really enjoy

02:02:36.220 it

02:02:36.540 it's like mother's

02:02:39.580 homemade cooking

02:02:40.360 baking bread

02:02:41.140 the smell of

02:02:42.980 blood just

02:02:43.520 becomes very

02:02:45.260 calming and

02:02:45.980 soothing presence

02:02:46.940 you're very creepy

02:02:47.740 jenstein i don't

02:02:48.900 what the fuck is

02:02:51.120 wrong with you

02:02:51.760 there's a lot of

02:02:52.960 fucked up people in

02:02:53.780 here

02:02:53.960 kevin not

02:02:57.280 withstanding

02:02:57.860 cindy lee says i

02:02:59.980 was gonna name my

02:03:00.540 youngest son sebastian

02:03:01.740 careful now you know

02:03:03.580 how they turn out

02:03:04.260 he says until my

02:03:04.920 oldest asked me not

02:03:05.880 to because he didn't

02:03:06.500 want to get in fights

02:03:07.080 defending his brother

02:03:07.640 against bullies he

02:03:09.120 also could have been

02:03:09.920 like the crab from the

02:03:10.820 little mermaid or what

02:03:11.680 was it some kind of

02:03:13.280 he was a lobster

02:03:14.600 wasn't he or was he a

02:03:15.360 crab i don't know

02:03:16.860 crab i don't know

02:03:19.180 i don't pay super

02:03:22.140 close attention to

02:03:22.980 you know when my

02:03:23.660 daughter we watch

02:03:24.340 these movies i'm like

02:03:25.100 i'm not right into

02:03:26.780 it you know i don't

02:03:27.640 know why i can't

02:03:28.280 really just get right

02:03:28.820 into the little

02:03:29.200 mermaid but

02:03:29.780 uh chelsea says

02:03:33.520 schwarzenegger saying

02:03:34.320 i drink your

02:03:34.900 i drink your

02:03:35.980 milkshake with

02:03:36.600 nine millimeter

02:03:37.160 bullets in it

02:03:38.160 i'm going to take

02:03:39.900 your milkshake and

02:03:40.960 i'm going to punch it

02:03:41.700 through your head

02:03:42.460 arnold's milkshake

02:03:44.640 shop

02:03:45.040 i'm not here now

02:03:47.420 i'm out finding

02:03:49.660 sirx and i'm dumping

02:03:50.600 him into the oblivion

02:03:51.520 pit

02:03:51.820 if you want a

02:03:53.800 milkshake

02:03:54.340 shut up

02:03:55.820 we only do nine

02:04:01.200 millimeter bullet

02:04:01.920 milkshakes

02:04:02.520 i'll bring it to your

02:04:04.000 house i can bring it

02:04:04.860 over if you want i can

02:04:05.820 leave it

02:04:06.320 or i can put it in the

02:04:08.720 gun and i can shoot it

02:04:09.800 into you

02:04:10.360 what do you want from

02:04:11.780 me

02:04:12.260 i'm only one man

02:04:14.700 they want me to be

02:04:16.520 here they want me to

02:04:17.220 be there i have to be

02:04:18.320 everywhere

02:04:18.780 arnold kill the

02:04:20.780 predators arnold

02:04:21.540 deliver the milkshakes

02:04:22.680 arnold drive jesse

02:04:25.640 ventura to the to to

02:04:26.920 the concentration camp

02:04:28.760 arnold pick up

02:04:30.560 christopher wargan

02:04:31.420 you know you have been

02:04:38.840 getting a little bit of

02:04:40.640 an attitude

02:04:41.360 not this again

02:04:43.280 jesse beg me

02:04:46.300 i've never appreciated

02:04:49.700 being corrected by a

02:04:51.520 guy that creepy

02:04:52.920 there's a certain level

02:04:56.320 of creepiness that i'll

02:04:57.580 tolerate

02:04:58.160 but this is too

02:05:00.060 this is why you sit in

02:05:01.560 the front seat

02:05:02.380 i don't want to catch

02:05:05.500 whatever the hell it is

02:05:07.300 going on with you

02:05:08.800 that's offensive

02:05:10.960 that's

02:05:12.400 it's uncaught for

02:05:14.040 really

02:05:14.800 why would you say

02:05:16.580 that for

02:05:17.040 because you freak me

02:05:20.380 out walking

02:05:21.140 shut up

02:05:22.940 i missed a turn

02:05:24.220 now we've got to go

02:05:25.340 back

02:05:25.720 coming up there

02:05:29.380 i want everybody

02:05:33.320 to go

02:05:34.220 get back in the truck

02:05:36.040 nazi cosby

02:05:36.880 we've been looking

02:05:38.640 for you for like a

02:05:39.400 year and a half

02:05:40.220 can i have my own

02:05:45.280 seat in the back

02:05:46.320 get in here

02:05:48.440 sit between me and

02:05:49.840 skeletor up there

02:05:51.160 great it's a full

02:05:57.520 house now

02:05:58.020 remember that stream

02:05:59.180 arnold jesse and

02:06:01.940 walken are nazis on

02:06:03.120 the way to the

02:06:03.540 concentration camp

02:06:04.420 trapped in a car

02:06:04.980 all day long

02:06:05.960 it was a whole day

02:06:06.740 i can't remember what

02:06:08.520 happened to nazi cosby

02:06:09.800 he wasn't was he he

02:06:11.040 was a luftwafel pilot

02:06:12.000 what are you doing

02:06:14.260 here i thought you

02:06:14.760 were supposed to be

02:06:15.320 at the eastern front

02:06:16.440 i crashed my plane

02:06:18.460 with a prostitute in

02:06:19.860 it

02:06:20.180 you did what

02:06:23.160 how did you get her

02:06:24.840 in there

02:06:25.340 i don't know what

02:06:29.980 i couldn't get her

02:06:30.820 out she's burning

02:06:31.840 alive in that field

02:06:33.300 over there

02:06:34.340 not a big loss

02:06:38.960 stop stop it

02:06:43.340 we apologize for our

02:06:54.020 break in programming

02:06:54.740 and there was a

02:06:56.820 russian interference

02:06:57.920 was scrambling my

02:06:58.660 brain and making me

02:06:59.920 waste everyone's time

02:07:00.820 balloons are the

02:07:03.200 weapons of circulon

02:07:04.100 changed my mind i

02:07:04.960 agree that's right

02:07:05.620 that's what i think

02:07:06.100 is going on the

02:07:06.540 balloon is fucking

02:07:07.200 with me where is the

02:07:08.720 balloon right now is

02:07:09.540 it close to me i feel

02:07:11.040 like it's close to me

02:07:11.700 i feel like it's

02:07:12.080 getting close to me i

02:07:13.060 don't want this

02:07:13.480 fucking balloon near

02:07:14.280 me philip what the

02:07:16.200 fuck did you do what

02:07:17.180 is it doing i don't

02:07:18.060 like it's ominous it's

02:07:19.540 bit it reminds me of

02:07:20.260 the death star it's

02:07:21.520 just floating there

02:07:22.240 doesn't make any

02:07:22.660 noise it's creepy

02:07:23.400 what does it want

02:07:24.220 what does the balloon

02:07:25.000 want what's it taking

02:07:25.700 pictures of what's it

02:07:27.740 gonna do where's it

02:07:28.340 going all the way back

02:07:29.200 to china is it gonna

02:07:29.940 go around the whole

02:07:30.400 world is it gonna

02:07:31.680 explode is it gonna

02:07:32.580 vaporize is it gonna

02:07:33.580 get sucked into a

02:07:34.300 portal what's gonna

02:07:34.920 happen is it gonna

02:07:36.000 like transform and fly

02:07:38.960 i don't know i don't

02:07:39.960 know but i don't like

02:07:40.960 it and we should have

02:07:41.640 shot it down

02:07:42.140 immediately now now

02:07:44.540 we don't know what's

02:07:45.280 gonna happen now we've

02:07:46.900 got a mystery balloon

02:07:47.700 phil a mystery balloon

02:07:49.300 a chinese mystery

02:07:50.880 balloon is just floating

02:07:52.240 across the continent

02:07:53.000 great i hope it's full

02:07:55.060 of scorpions

02:07:55.820 anyway harvey

02:08:00.160 yes harvey uh

02:08:02.140 madam breezes says

02:08:02.940 arnold's milkshake

02:08:03.600 brings all the boys to

02:08:04.680 the yard it does they

02:08:05.520 love it they love the

02:08:06.860 milkshake they love it

02:08:09.140 it's cheaper than going

02:08:10.160 to the range and buying

02:08:11.080 ammunition there you can

02:08:12.860 get it here i'll give

02:08:14.400 you i'll give you a 20

02:08:15.600 pack of bullets in the

02:08:17.840 milkshake for six

02:08:20.540 dollars this is a terrible

02:08:24.300 business plan arnold shut up

02:08:26.480 i don't care i just want to

02:08:30.740 do this why won't anybody

02:08:32.300 let me have anything

02:08:33.340 i'm fucking

02:08:36.160 arnold schwarzenegger

02:08:37.240 god damn it

02:08:39.360 you're getting all bent in

02:08:42.440 shape

02:08:42.900 looking at it all wrong

02:08:45.120 you couldn't you could

02:08:47.300 really make this a big

02:08:48.820 business

02:08:49.460 i'm not getting the business

02:08:52.140 with you you're crazy

02:08:53.000 all right i don't know

02:08:55.120 what we're doing i was

02:08:56.000 reading chats things went

02:08:57.260 sideways somebody keeps

02:08:58.180 people keep bringing up

02:08:59.120 weird things and you know

02:09:00.800 what it's better than than

02:09:01.960 uh the balloon fit oh no

02:09:04.800 wait wait what is this

02:09:08.120 what the hell yeah this is

02:09:13.480 creepy this could be what

02:09:14.400 we're dealing with i don't

02:09:15.220 know

02:09:15.400 is this what it is

02:09:27.400 don't run it'll see you

02:09:31.480 go back to where you were

02:09:34.160 the balloon's coming

02:09:35.120 oh it roars the balloon

02:09:37.400 roars at me oh here you're

02:09:38.560 fucking screwed now

02:09:39.760 what the fuck

02:09:47.360 there it goes

02:09:50.820 let's head to montana

02:09:52.360 exclusive footage of the

02:09:58.260 origins of the mystery

02:09:59.340 balloon

02:09:59.760 coming near you

02:10:02.800 just don't if you see it

02:10:04.300 don't move apparently it

02:10:05.300 likes to absorb people that

02:10:06.560 move around

02:10:07.060 i guess i don't know

02:10:09.800 just be careful out there

02:10:12.420 there's balloons that are

02:10:13.000 eating people they're

02:10:13.640 floating around they're

02:10:14.240 doing weird shit mr

02:10:14.940 bullock thank you very

02:10:15.860 much sir

02:10:16.280 godzilla says rajit san

02:10:18.580 don't forget to fit in

02:10:20.620 japanese yakuza mobile

02:10:22.620 box accent before the end

02:10:24.440 of the show

02:10:25.000 duomo arigato

02:10:26.540 rajit san

02:10:28.220 don't i forget to fit in

02:10:30.780 a japanese yakuza mobile

02:10:32.060 box accent before the end

02:10:34.180 of the show

02:10:34.600 i don't i don't know what

02:10:41.300 they say i don't speak a

02:10:42.240 word of japanese

02:10:42.940 i do admire how intense

02:10:44.920 they are you know

02:10:45.680 but they're all fucked up

02:10:47.680 now too they're all doing

02:10:48.400 weird stuff they've got

02:10:49.220 vending machines selling

02:10:50.420 used women's panties i mean

02:10:52.080 what is it with massive

02:10:53.200 attack 9-11 look what

02:10:54.800 happened

02:10:55.140 you nuked hiroshima look

02:10:56.740 what happened before after

02:10:58.140 i'm not saying it's

02:10:59.300 definitely connected but i

02:11:00.760 think something happened

02:11:02.260 psychologically to the

02:11:03.300 minds of these people that

02:11:04.140 are like we're drawing too

02:11:04.760 much attention to ourselves

02:11:05.500 we need to hide and just

02:11:06.300 everybody act like women

02:11:07.500 everybody dress like women

02:11:08.520 and just hide everybody

02:11:09.800 get real feminine and

02:11:10.700 harmless and people stop

02:11:11.700 attacking us so these like

02:11:13.560 that were once very

02:11:14.900 masculine societies have

02:11:16.540 now become like oh you

02:11:18.060 know maybe it's just

02:11:19.140 defense mechanism from

02:11:20.400 being nuked and having

02:11:21.660 9-11 happen and shit i

02:11:22.960 don't know

02:11:23.280 could be that could also

02:11:25.660 be the perils of sports

02:11:26.480 ball somebody said that

02:11:27.740 that's right plutonium

02:11:29.140 you miss um i'll probably

02:11:31.440 just go long tonight

02:11:32.400 because it's 300 and

02:11:34.280 you know and there's so

02:11:35.680 much to talk about that i

02:11:37.540 haven't even touched yet

02:11:38.620 the balloon this is the

02:11:40.320 censorship let's do that

02:11:41.560 right now

02:11:42.220 are you fucking there are

02:11:45.880 you even sitting down to

02:11:46.620 even care you shouldn't

02:11:48.380 nobody else cares and

02:11:49.380 nobody's ever cared so

02:11:50.200 why do you pretend like you

02:11:51.060 care guess what it passed

02:11:52.300 through the senate as it

02:11:53.600 obviously would

02:11:54.420 like oh don't worry the

02:11:56.580 senate the senate here's the

02:11:58.040 thing about the senate

02:11:58.660 the um current prime

02:12:02.440 minister not all liberal

02:12:03.720 party you know so we

02:12:04.800 don't have an elected

02:12:05.540 senate uh we have people

02:12:08.440 that the prime minister

02:12:10.160 chooses based on well

02:12:13.420 whatever he wants and uh

02:12:15.220 they put them there and

02:12:16.360 it used to be for life but

02:12:17.600 now i think it's only to

02:12:18.300 like 75 or something so i

02:12:21.480 think there's a 105 i

02:12:23.000 believe is that the right

02:12:24.120 number and 60 of them 60

02:12:29.080 of the 105 current sitting

02:12:31.960 senators were appointed by

02:12:33.000 this current prime minister

02:12:34.180 57 percent of the entire

02:12:39.620 senate was appointed by the

02:12:41.700 current sitting prime

02:12:42.500 minister that that seem

02:12:43.880 maybe that's a no-go to some

02:12:46.380 people perhaps all liberal

02:12:48.220 uh yeah and we don't we don't

02:12:50.120 get to choose these people are

02:12:51.000 and that's the last bastion of

02:12:52.740 defense between the insanity

02:12:53.960 that happens in the house of

02:12:54.840 commons and what actually

02:12:56.180 becomes laws is these people

02:12:57.760 and uh as you can imagine i

02:12:59.940 was not surprised and i will

02:13:01.200 not be surprised ever in the

02:13:02.380 future to see these kinds of

02:13:03.260 things happen because they've

02:13:04.520 done what you call stack the

02:13:05.700 deck you know this is this is

02:13:08.020 similar to like how you know

02:13:09.540 um we're gonna appoint all the

02:13:11.440 supreme court judges i'm gonna

02:13:12.540 make sure to pick the guys that i

02:13:13.740 want you know what i mean

02:13:14.480 so uh that's always that's gonna

02:13:17.260 be that's gonna be stacked so

02:13:18.220 we've we've passed the the

02:13:19.320 controversial bill which is uh

02:13:21.100 yeah i call it controversial i

02:13:24.240 would use some other words for

02:13:25.260 it but let's uh i'm gonna play

02:13:26.180 this for a second i simply want

02:13:28.100 to bring more awareness of this

02:13:29.560 bill to the average person because

02:13:30.840 i think it is very important

02:13:31.920 uh unfortunately though for the

02:13:33.660 vast majority of people they

02:13:35.060 don't know what c11 is they've

02:13:36.820 never heard of it and of course

02:13:38.180 don't know the implications it

02:13:39.820 has for them so as the chair of

02:13:42.780 the the standing senate committee

02:13:44.400 on transport and communications

02:13:45.900 which is overseeing this bill can

02:13:48.400 you help describe what c11 is in

02:13:50.900 layman terms so people understand

02:13:52.700 and why it's problematic for all

02:13:54.840 canadians but in essence what c11

02:13:57.360 does it is trying to take modern

02:13:59.940 communication platforms which all

02:14:02.380 canadians use tick tock facebook

02:14:05.060 uh youtube snapchat all of these

02:14:09.240 new platforms that give us the

02:14:10.720 opportunity to communicate quickly

02:14:12.620 efficiently and effectively the

02:14:14.960 government wants to bring them into

02:14:16.860 the line and wants the crtc and a

02:14:18.800 bunch of gatekeeper bureaucrats in

02:14:20.820 ottawa to regulate what canadians can

02:14:23.960 post on these platforms what they can

02:14:25.740 read by forcing these platforms to

02:14:28.560 use algorithms to meet standards that

02:14:31.440 are determined by those bureaucrats in

02:14:34.200 the crtc it's a terrible bill and all

02:14:36.580 canadians who believe in free speech

02:14:38.960 should be concerned uh-oh spaghettios we

02:14:44.480 have a problem so basically what's

02:14:46.480 going to happen is uh the crtc is

02:14:49.400 going to regulate all of the things

02:14:51.260 that go on the internet they're going

02:14:52.760 to treat everything like this um it's

02:14:55.160 going to be under the same rules and

02:14:56.300 regulations as the crtc who get to

02:14:59.560 decide what you know and they're also

02:15:01.700 going to influence these companies to

02:15:03.020 say well you have to promote this much

02:15:04.420 canadian content you know what does

02:15:06.840 that mean just being canadian well no

02:15:09.240 i'm sure it's a little more specific

02:15:10.480 than that certain kinds of canadian

02:15:12.040 content will be prioritized and the

02:15:13.720 algorithm can bury the things that

02:15:15.760 they don't want you to see which is

02:15:17.940 nice also they can then petition the

02:15:20.920 platforms to say hey youtube or

02:15:24.200 facebook or whoever this person yeah

02:15:26.180 we don't like that's not cool in our

02:15:27.800 country so you need to hide that from

02:15:29.360 no one's allowed to see that we want

02:15:31.780 you to either take it down erase it like

02:15:33.560 you know get rid of it or we're going

02:15:34.720 to find you uh you know 20 million

02:15:36.900 dollars or something like that some

02:15:38.400 crazy number um so you figure it out

02:15:40.600 make sure nobody sees that and get rid

02:15:42.020 of it or we're going to find you so i

02:15:43.560 mean they're probably just going to

02:15:44.400 ban your channels and that kind of

02:15:46.040 stuff i know so there's going to be a

02:15:48.360 fight over that so that's good uh and

02:15:51.900 also there's there's going to be uh you

02:15:53.600 know more focus on on probably this

02:15:57.060 sector of the internet than anywhere

02:15:58.220 else uh you know we're just going to

02:15:59.780 control what's on the internet oh

02:16:01.020 really because they have such a great

02:16:02.200 track record of uh of dealing with

02:16:04.460 these kinds of things they're so

02:16:05.780 trustworthy one night after my reading

02:16:08.300 at harbor front in toronto two people

02:16:10.220 approached me this is a senator the

02:16:12.120 great irish writer roddy doyle telling

02:16:14.120 me he had long admired my work the

02:16:16.520 other was the first nation writer

02:16:17.880 richard wagmus telling me he started

02:16:20.200 writing because he was influenced by my

02:16:22.160 work both were very kind lived

02:16:24.520 thousands of miles apart one irish and

02:16:26.980 one first nation and the writing had

02:16:29.200 little to do with identity politics but

02:16:31.640 it is it did have much to do with

02:16:33.460 identifying i do not know who would be

02:16:36.520 able to tell me what canadian content is

02:16:38.800 and what it is not but i know it won't

02:16:41.120 be in the ministers of heritage power to

02:16:44.060 ever tell me we have yet to make a great

02:16:47.300 movie about hockey for god's sakes a

02:16:49.340 great movie about juno beach a great

02:16:51.100 movie about diep or a movie about the

02:16:53.300 young canadians fighting to death in

02:16:55.060 hong kong they're all white supremacists

02:16:56.460 our ancestors and singers and writers

02:16:58.320 too have gone away because they had to

02:17:00.600 for too many in power have no knowledge

02:17:03.060 about these things we have filled the

02:17:05.620 world with our talent but not because of

02:17:07.560 the minister of heritage we have spread

02:17:10.020 our books and movies across the world but

02:17:12.160 it's not because of some formula we have

02:17:14.720 insulted so many of our authors and

02:17:16.700 singers our actors and painters by not

02:17:18.940 paying attention to them and then

02:17:20.640 claiming them when they go somewhere

02:17:22.000 you see the way they sold this it's

02:17:22.900 it's brilliant where else they come

02:17:25.420 back to get the order of canada and to

02:17:27.360 be fed it at redo hall

02:17:28.840 drake is known worldwide but not

02:17:31.740 because of the crtc

02:17:33.260 thank god drake was not up to them or

02:17:36.900 leonard cohen or gordon life see we're

02:17:39.040 just trying to spread our culture with

02:17:40.540 the world

02:17:41.080 we're just gonna we're just trying to

02:17:43.040 make you know people aware of all the

02:17:45.560 great talents and person that that's

02:17:47.200 what we're that's what all this is

02:17:49.060 that's all it is we just have to

02:17:51.140 control you know the content curation

02:17:53.980 process to make sure that you see the

02:17:55.680 right things

02:17:56.900 oh it's insidious

02:18:00.000 but either you see we have gone back to

02:18:02.920 the age of cicero without even knowing

02:18:04.980 in that age scapegoating was considered

02:18:07.560 a blessing and mob action against one

02:18:09.520 person was considered justice

02:18:11.120 it was christ actually who taught us that

02:18:13.900 scapegoating was a great lie and

02:18:16.100 pleaded with us by death never to return

02:18:18.400 to that state

02:18:19.320 yeah sir i don't know if you've

02:18:20.680 noticed this but canada isn't exactly

02:18:22.240 a place that gives a flying fuck about

02:18:24.000 jesus anymore um so i don't think

02:18:25.780 that's gonna fall on deaf ears but

02:18:27.080 this lob will be one of scapegoating

02:18:30.700 all those who do not fit into what our

02:18:32.720 bureaucrats think canada should be

02:18:34.740 stalin again will be looking over our

02:18:37.140 shoulder when we write we have come a

02:18:39.500 long way from cicero thank you very

02:18:42.060 much

02:18:42.500 stalin will once again be looking over our

02:18:46.180 shoulder as we write oh that's good you

02:18:50.200 know that must have been one of the

02:18:51.060 handful of people that voted no i'm

02:18:53.160 assuming

02:18:53.540 oh trust the experts you know what could

02:18:57.420 what could possibly go wrong

02:18:58.840 where's going so that's so that's what's

02:19:01.260 going on we'll see so they've they've um

02:19:03.100 admit it's all good now they have to kick

02:19:06.540 it back to the house of commons they're

02:19:07.680 gonna vote on it again

02:19:08.540 wait it'll pass and we'll see what comes

02:19:11.940 out of it was this the secret one we

02:19:13.560 weren't even allowed to know what was

02:19:14.560 in it and then there had to be like

02:19:16.460 hundreds of revisions and it's very

02:19:18.060 it's that sounds very bad uh google and

02:19:21.520 and other tech giants have actually

02:19:23.020 taken issue with it saying well we're

02:19:24.220 gonna lose a lot of money if you do

02:19:25.220 this uh you can't you know well they're

02:19:27.860 like oh free speech and you know blah

02:19:29.240 blah blah but actually we're gonna lose

02:19:30.500 a lot of money because all this you

02:19:32.660 know content you're gonna be like no

02:19:34.600 you have to watch you have to watch

02:19:35.680 this that's not gonna make any money

02:19:36.940 because if it would it would be

02:19:39.100 making money now you see because it's

02:19:44.100 kind of just a capitalist marketplace

02:19:45.760 you know people people go to and pay

02:19:47.700 for and return to the things they like

02:19:49.320 so if you were producing things that

02:19:50.980 they like it would be popular you're

02:19:53.500 not so you they don't so you don't have

02:19:57.360 you know so you're just like oh we'll

02:19:58.800 just force people we'll just force

02:20:00.660 people to watch what we want oh that

02:20:02.760 listen then now you're figuring it out

02:20:04.700 that's gonna work then they're gonna

02:20:06.020 be like oh okay got it i got it hey

02:20:11.520 question though since you're in the

02:20:13.180 middle of controlling everything and

02:20:14.540 you know censoring the internet and

02:20:15.940 making sure people don't hear the

02:20:17.480 wrong things like speaking of wrong

02:20:18.860 things what's this about why is he

02:20:20.860 why the you know why is there no flu

02:20:23.060 in all of 2021 and 2020 just kind of

02:20:26.020 disappeared there for almost a two

02:20:28.400 year stretch i noticed that happened

02:20:30.680 in a lot of places not just the world

02:20:32.340 health organization's influenza

02:20:33.980 surveillance network canada's as well

02:20:37.180 in fact the top of doctors would say

02:20:40.640 that i've never seen this before there's

02:20:42.200 no flu this year oh there's not there's

02:20:45.580 no flu this year it's taking the year

02:20:48.420 off where did it go is it training is it

02:20:52.800 down in mexico is it down in mexico

02:20:55.400 training with sunny liston is that what

02:20:56.760 it's doing it's getting back in shape

02:20:58.300 for the next year oh and then it comes

02:21:01.080 back super and that's why everybody's

02:21:02.880 sick now because the flu has come back

02:21:04.820 from his training camp in the mountains

02:21:07.180 with the ghost of sunny liston and now

02:21:11.120 it's back and it's just running amok and

02:21:14.460 you know what you need it's time to get

02:21:15.920 vaccinated that's why that's why it's

02:21:18.420 running amok because you didn't get you

02:21:19.480 didn't get vaccinated you could trust us

02:21:23.380 give us all of the uh give us all of the

02:21:27.000 power here's another reason well actually

02:21:29.220 i'll get to that next

02:21:30.800 all right there are this is from news

02:21:36.160 week so we're getting up there we're

02:21:37.580 starting to reach bigger levels of uh

02:21:39.800 captain obvious now it's an opinion

02:21:42.380 piece but it was posted to news week

02:21:44.840 it's pretty big uh cells it's up there

02:21:47.560 it's time for the scientific community

02:21:49.700 to admit we were wrong about covid and

02:21:51.740 it cost lives right as we've been

02:21:56.180 saying not only are you wrong but

02:21:58.320 you're killing people with your

02:21:59.640 idiocy you should be held criminally

02:22:02.180 responsible there's every reasonable

02:22:05.600 avenue you could imagine to pursue any

02:22:12.420 reasonable person should have known

02:22:13.940 better than to do what you guys have

02:22:15.300 done without with any it's negligence

02:22:18.020 it's like manslaughter like you're a

02:22:19.960 fucking idiot at best not including the

02:22:22.480 ones that are involved and personally

02:22:24.160 profiting off of this nightmare uh let's

02:22:26.720 just pretend it's none of those just

02:22:28.080 the ones that are like well i didn't

02:22:29.560 know exactly except it's your job to

02:22:31.700 know we pay you to ask these questions

02:22:33.580 so that you know these things rather

02:22:35.260 than just blindly you know neglecting

02:22:37.600 your responsibilities and committing

02:22:39.520 well gross negligence on this scale that

02:22:42.180 results in in the deaths of people

02:22:43.960 that's how serious your job is and that's

02:22:46.460 how seriously you took it you went

02:22:48.200 to sleep at the wheel zoom calls

02:22:50.100 underpants who gives a shit we'll just

02:22:52.020 take it off the associated press wire

02:22:53.700 and print it and agree with it and say

02:22:55.000 trust the experts and all that shit and

02:22:56.800 who's gonna who's gonna care what

02:22:58.360 difference is it gonna make well it

02:23:00.320 makes a huge difference in fact you

02:23:01.440 killed a pile of people and now you're

02:23:03.360 like oh geez i guess we were wrong and

02:23:05.280 it cost lives right so who's going to

02:23:06.700 jail you you killed people that's not

02:23:11.580 good that's not allowed even if you did

02:23:13.740 it by accident if you did it by

02:23:15.520 accident and it's determined that that

02:23:17.160 accident was so reasonably foreseeable

02:23:19.020 that you should have fucking known

02:23:20.420 better it's called manslaughter now i

02:23:22.980 didn't mean to kill him but i was

02:23:24.380 drunk hammered in the middle of the

02:23:26.420 road fucking driving all over the

02:23:27.860 place through a school zone like well

02:23:29.880 you know that's pretty dangerous you

02:23:31.940 probably could have reasonably assumed

02:23:33.080 that could end badly you should have

02:23:34.940 known better that's pretty any

02:23:36.560 reasonable person would have said

02:23:38.480 don't do that but you did so you're

02:23:40.600 guilty okay that's my opinion with

02:23:43.640 all of these people all of the

02:23:47.020 leadership all of the media

02:23:48.720 personalities all of the pushers all

02:23:51.080 of the cultists the members if you

02:23:52.760 had even spent a modicum of time

02:23:54.360 actually looking at this with an open

02:23:55.700 mind and asking these questions it

02:23:57.220 would have been very very clear as it

02:23:58.740 was to those of us that do that as

02:24:00.380 grown-up adults from the very

02:24:01.760 fucking beginning because it was very

02:24:03.340 clear to us from the very fucking

02:24:05.040 beginning that's why nobody's

02:24:07.040 vaccinated over here i mean at least

02:24:09.120 of the group there's lots that are

02:24:10.640 unfortunately you know but it wasn't

02:24:15.920 like i oh they guessed it was got it

02:24:19.000 oh they were just accidentally right

02:24:20.300 no you listen you're you're liars

02:24:22.940 you're a bunch of lying murderous

02:24:27.260 psychopaths

02:24:28.520 plus i would say at least a third of

02:24:36.040 them probably are maybe a quarter and

02:24:37.560 then outside of that the rest of them

02:24:38.960 they're useless cronies they're just

02:24:41.300 yes men they're middlemen they're

02:24:42.720 just there they're just such another

02:24:44.000 how many seats in this building i think

02:24:46.900 it's like 400 and what is it the house

02:24:50.620 of commons oh good you see you can go

02:24:52.700 right to the website here and you can

02:24:54.340 go to members members of parliament

02:24:56.060 look at that and you can go and see

02:24:58.080 actually oh look let's go let's see

02:24:59.860 where are we i'm in nova scotia so

02:25:01.240 we'll go here and you can see exactly

02:25:03.520 who they all are

02:25:05.000 isn't that interesting and you can

02:25:08.340 click on them it'll show you exactly

02:25:09.480 where that oh where their seat is the

02:25:11.280 building and and their their home

02:25:12.660 office and their contact information

02:25:14.260 and all of that stuff

02:25:15.240 what does he have on his shirt

02:25:19.620 must be some kind of native thing

02:25:23.000 anyway

02:25:23.760 why would i know what it is you know

02:25:27.340 it was their job it was their job to

02:25:33.400 protect people from this and ask

02:25:35.260 questions and make sure things were on

02:25:37.080 the up and up you're in charge and what

02:25:38.480 did you do go along get along bye don't

02:25:40.240 rock the boat bye well now people are

02:25:41.620 dead people are dead and they're injured

02:25:43.020 everywhere and you're responsible that is

02:25:45.560 not that is an unavoidable truth of the

02:25:47.940 situation so how so who's going to jail

02:25:49.780 start figuring out amongst yourselves

02:25:53.380 because people are coming for you

02:25:55.100 okay

02:25:56.160 and uh the reason that i you know i'm not

02:26:01.520 a genius i just noticed first uh it's

02:26:04.540 like i was around when i caught them

02:26:06.200 lying and you weren't there that's

02:26:08.380 basically how this works i don't like

02:26:09.660 you know people shit on them uh you

02:26:11.780 know the new people the new conspiracy

02:26:13.440 like you were just as stupid as them

02:26:15.120 once upon a time there's levels to

02:26:16.940 this you don't just like go from i think

02:26:20.420 the world might not be quite what i

02:26:22.080 thought it was to like full-blown you

02:26:24.680 you're on the level of how bad it really

02:26:26.440 is that doesn't happen overnight that

02:26:27.600 takes a lot of there's a lot to know

02:26:29.500 and there's a lot of bad shit going on

02:26:31.180 and it takes it takes a while to wrap

02:26:32.940 your head around it really process it and

02:26:34.300 kind of you know it's not something you

02:26:35.620 just do that was us that was all of us

02:26:38.140 at one point you start with nothing and

02:26:41.160 we caught them lying already you just

02:26:43.300 weren't here yeah they just weren't

02:26:45.100 here and they didn't see it and then

02:26:46.600 when we tried to tell them they said

02:26:47.960 oh i've never i don't believe that

02:26:49.780 they would never do that like i'm

02:26:52.440 telling you they murdered that guy and

02:26:54.980 they took his wallet i saw him do it

02:26:57.120 no if that was true somebody else would

02:27:00.760 have said something how come it's only

02:27:02.060 you two guys out of all these people

02:27:03.860 that noticed i don't know maybe we're

02:27:06.080 the only ones paying attention i don't

02:27:07.900 know but we're telling you it happened

02:27:09.240 no it didn't nobody else saw you're

02:27:11.700 crazy you're crazy then the text

02:27:15.220 messages start coming out and cell phone

02:27:16.740 images and you know little by little

02:27:18.140 bit by bit more and more people start

02:27:19.580 to come to the room oh those two guys

02:27:20.980 were right that did happen that did

02:27:23.160 happen uh so it takes a little while

02:27:24.920 for it to permeate out that they're that

02:27:26.180 they're bad people and they lie about

02:27:27.520 the most serious things in the world

02:27:29.520 we're the ones provoking this war just

02:27:31.300 like and to tell you about a little bit

02:27:32.780 of that is uh jimmy door one of one of

02:27:34.760 the left guys you know who was also all

02:27:38.400 about it and then guess what happened

02:27:39.780 to him the last couple of years he's

02:27:41.620 noticed something but you know he

02:27:43.080 should have noticed ahead of time but

02:27:45.120 uh once you really get it you don't

02:27:47.280 come back dude

02:27:47.940 why would you these people are

02:27:52.480 monsters listen we're the ones

02:27:54.500 provoking this war just that's way too

02:27:56.740 loud i forgot to reset my thing

02:27:58.300 i'm just trying to make you deaf like

02:28:01.140 me so we can all listen to everything

02:28:02.300 at the same volume okay that's all i'm

02:28:03.900 trying to do we're the ones provoking

02:28:06.100 this war just like we provoke the war

02:28:08.060 in ukraine we are now provoking a war

02:28:10.760 with china and what who who benefits

02:28:13.140 i'll tell you right now your enemy is

02:28:15.300 not china your enemy is not russia your

02:28:17.520 enemy is the military industrial complex

02:28:19.900 which has been fleecing this country to

02:28:22.580 the tunes of hundreds one word for the

02:28:24.860 same thing there's a very large criminal

02:28:26.840 mafia that owns everything and everyone

02:28:28.760 anyway there's a billions and trillions

02:28:30.720 of dollars how many times are we going to

02:28:32.400 have a defense secretary say hey we can't

02:28:34.580 account for two trillion dollars in the

02:28:36.780 pentagon again that like which has happened

02:28:39.080 twice now in my lifetime so again people

02:28:42.260 are being uh the war machine cannot be

02:28:45.680 stopped who's running this country the

02:28:47.720 war machine it certainly isn't joe biden

02:28:49.480 making these decisions i would like to

02:28:51.400 know who is making the decisions and i just

02:28:53.600 want to remind everybody the united

02:28:55.580 states is the world's terrorists we just

02:28:57.960 set the middle east on fire in the last

02:28:59.740 20 years and now we're doing a proxy war

02:29:02.080 in ukraine which we provoked nato provoked

02:29:04.700 and it was just admitted that we provoked

02:29:06.680 it by the former prime minister of

02:29:08.640 germany and now we're trying to save a

02:29:10.680 rattle with with china and they're

02:29:12.180 predicting a war again china's not going

02:29:14.980 to invade us china's not our enemy that we

02:29:17.460 might have an economic war that's what

02:29:19.360 these are these are i would disagree with

02:29:21.520 china they're definitely not your friend

02:29:22.940 but invading the north american continent

02:29:24.860 is

02:29:25.260 you know

02:29:26.480 you might as well invade mars okay you're

02:29:31.260 gonna have the same success economic wars

02:29:33.180 these are wars for in ukraine it's about

02:29:35.200 liquefied natural gas and making sure

02:29:37.040 germany and russia never come together

02:29:39.160 because we fear russia's uh natural

02:29:41.860 resources and manpower and we fear them

02:29:44.000 getting together with germany with their

02:29:45.800 technology and their capital and so that's

02:29:48.520 why we blew up the nordstrom pipeline that's

02:29:50.340 why we're doing the ukraine war this is all

02:29:52.500 about hegemony imperialism and economics and

02:29:56.240 if there's a marine somewhere it's there

02:29:58.180 because they're about to steal some natural

02:29:59.900 resources from another country as

02:30:01.740 everybody's screaming about what a bad guy

02:30:03.660 guilty is for invading ukraine the united

02:30:06.360 states is currently occupying a third of

02:30:09.000 syria and which third is that it's the

02:30:11.560 third that has the oil and how do i know

02:30:13.700 we're there to steal their oil because the

02:30:15.500 president of the united states said so

02:30:17.540 we're not we're not even benefiting

02:30:20.620 economically that's of course that's the

02:30:22.900 rub jimmy door appreciate thank you

02:30:24.880 don't we all isn't that isn't that a

02:30:26.960 bitch all this war and death and may

02:30:28.780 and we didn't even get paid hey you guys

02:30:30.580 get rich i didn't get rich i got my

02:30:32.620 fucking eardrum blown out my back hurts

02:30:35.080 all the time and my knee hurts all the

02:30:36.540 time i have arthritis i have a you know

02:30:39.020 loud ringing in my head that never goes

02:30:40.720 away i got uh when i've got i'm really

02:30:43.960 good at funerals now i've seen a lot of

02:30:45.220 those but no riches no conquest no booty

02:30:47.500 no treasure there was a lot though to go

02:30:49.360 around and it went somewhere we just

02:30:50.580 didn't get any of it neither did the

02:30:51.700 canadian people neither did our

02:30:52.720 families did your mom get a new house

02:30:54.560 mine didn't um none of that happened

02:30:57.360 you know did the government pay for your

02:30:58.780 sister's wedding they didn't pay for

02:30:59.960 mine where'd all the money go well i

02:31:02.140 mean it feels it seems like if the

02:31:05.320 people of a country are there fighting

02:31:07.100 invading and conquering should they not

02:31:08.880 benefit from from that or i mean at

02:31:11.660 least and you're all okay with well no

02:31:15.180 corporations uh vacuumed it all up and

02:31:17.340 the people that actually you know went

02:31:18.460 through all that they get nothing

02:31:19.380 we're actually gonna bankrupt them

02:31:21.800 we're gonna make them print more money

02:31:22.840 to keep feeding us feeding these wars

02:31:25.420 and uh your your taxpayers are gonna

02:31:27.900 pay for it actually their quality of

02:31:28.960 life's gonna go down actually we're

02:31:30.780 gonna invade and just fuck this all up

02:31:32.360 we're gonna eat all the money and fuck

02:31:34.240 you over entirely that's what we're

02:31:36.560 gonna do so we've been doing that for

02:31:38.000 20 fucking years i've been very acutely

02:31:42.000 aware of it for like eight years already

02:31:43.960 a little bit aware at the time but like

02:31:49.420 not you don't appreciate it

02:31:50.860 it's like you know being in a gunfight

02:31:54.640 you don't appreciate how scary that is

02:31:57.420 until you're in one you can imagine it

02:31:59.360 but you can't really it's a feel you

02:32:01.280 can't describe what that's like that's

02:32:02.880 just have you been in mortal combat

02:32:04.560 before no i can't describe it to you and

02:32:07.260 two guys can talk about it with each other

02:32:08.760 and they'll know what each other means

02:32:09.920 but it's something that you just can't

02:32:11.900 it's like if you're just a virgin your

02:32:13.140 whole life what's it like to get laid i

02:32:14.500 can't there's no point explaining it to

02:32:15.920 you you wouldn't understand

02:32:16.880 so this has been going on and uh you

02:32:26.880 know these same people that did all of

02:32:29.660 this all of the war all of the throwing

02:32:32.300 the guys away in the dumpster pile

02:32:33.900 ignore you're asking for more than we're

02:32:36.040 willing to give right now all of that

02:32:38.000 shit and it's same thing in the states

02:32:39.400 in england and austria they treated us

02:32:41.160 all like shit the an entire generation

02:32:43.920 of men of western civilization was

02:32:46.020 thrown into this two decade long meat

02:32:47.800 grinder and then thrown out the other

02:32:49.480 side and completely disregarded and those

02:32:51.340 of them that are like wait a minute what

02:32:52.400 the fuck is this this is a shitty deal

02:32:54.140 this is what hey you shut up terrorist

02:32:56.060 you're a terrorist

02:32:57.440 hmm i don't feel like i will i trust

02:33:05.360 those people do you who does and then

02:33:15.500 they say hey come on i gotta give you

02:33:17.840 this needle you can trust me oh fuck you

02:33:20.960 bud not it's not twice no no you're not

02:33:25.180 getting me again

02:33:25.880 anderson paladin says nick cage would

02:33:39.540 deflate the spy balloon i'm taking it

02:33:42.040 down i'm not gonna sit here tolerate a

02:33:47.860 balloon

02:33:48.520 flying around

02:33:50.980 he goes crazy i love nick cage he's the

02:33:55.380 best worst the best bad actor around

02:33:58.200 he's amazing

02:33:59.360 better days nick cage

02:34:03.040 i said i i have to play it that loud i'm

02:34:28.440 deaf i was a navy seal in vietnam i can't

02:34:34.700 hear anything except the creeping

02:34:38.280 totalitarian footsteps of a new world

02:34:41.360 order government i'm jesse ventura and

02:34:44.740 i'm a nazi and this is nazi theory

02:34:48.020 conspiracy ventura in an airport being

02:34:52.140 frisked by nsa people who have

02:34:55.380 questions about my medical marijuana i

02:34:57.860 don't know

02:34:58.220 it's a good show why not throw it on

02:35:01.800 there it's that insane that's better

02:35:04.280 than

02:35:04.580 40 percent of what's on tv right now

02:35:07.400 without even looking without even

02:35:09.080 looking

02:35:09.500 zbex demise as i keep saying crtc has to

02:35:12.660 go it should

02:35:13.320 it should it should go it should go far

02:35:15.140 away and stay away david 69 he's 69

02:35:18.700 and twice with two he's got i don't know

02:35:20.280 if he's doing two he's bouncing back and

02:35:22.360 forth he's got a whatever's going on

02:35:23.920 david sounds like he could be from

02:35:25.080 patawawa if you know what i mean you

02:35:26.300 know what's going on down there

02:35:27.380 this is congrats on 300 i've been here

02:35:30.300 since around ragecast 50 oh so you're

02:35:32.760 heavily indoctrinated then here's to

02:35:34.900 another 300 that's that's optimistic

02:35:36.560 it's shooting high you can imagine i

02:35:38.940 can't believe we've gotten this far to

02:35:40.080 be honest mr bullock thank you sir

02:35:42.220 uh man of the mountains to screw the

02:35:43.540 crtc dust off the old shortwave radios

02:35:45.640 it'll be like world war ii all over

02:35:46.740 again

02:35:47.040 i suspect you're calling the white lizard

02:35:48.800 slips behind the yellow moon we

02:35:50.640 could well communicate by night on

02:35:53.580 shortwave radio

02:35:54.680 this is in a news bulletin from

02:35:58.860 behind the enemy lines of circular on

02:36:00.980 several of them have discovered the

02:36:05.560 oblivion pit in the northern realm

02:36:07.360 they've called for backup and they've

02:36:09.400 tried to cover it with a top however

02:36:10.940 three of them were tragically sucked

02:36:12.460 into the oblivion pit unaware of its

02:36:14.360 vacuuming ability

02:36:15.120 we'll have more updates at the top of

02:36:18.560 the hour

02:36:18.980 coming up next completely out of

02:36:22.780 character with this period peace

02:36:24.000 accent

02:36:24.400 i wasn't even alive when my

02:36:28.560 i don't know i don't know i live in a

02:36:34.300 crazy world what do you expect i'm

02:36:36.680 planning to dress up like british

02:36:37.920 aristocracy and walk around in mobs of

02:36:39.860 people and costumes and talk to you in

02:36:41.760 the streets

02:36:42.260 there's no there's no excuse for like

02:36:47.780 not you know

02:36:48.560 not expecting the unexpected at this

02:36:51.180 point you

02:36:51.480 fucking losers

02:36:52.680 losers

02:36:53.680 all right

02:36:55.320 slava monolita

02:36:57.160 he says would you imagine a scenario

02:36:59.000 where youtube google and other tech

02:37:00.520 giants give the middle finger to the

02:37:02.120 government since they're concerned

02:37:03.280 about their profits

02:37:04.120 and canada on a world stage is a joke

02:37:06.820 is a yoke

02:37:07.580 is a joke

02:37:08.480 yoke

02:37:08.940 yoke

02:37:09.640 i'm canadian i don't i don't i don't

02:37:14.480 hang out with a lot of mexicans

02:37:16.360 you don't see very many up here

02:37:18.380 sometimes

02:37:19.100 but not not like you guys down there

02:37:20.900 we have goblins

02:37:24.600 up here

02:37:25.760 so

02:37:26.520 could be worse america

02:37:28.060 you could have goblin creatures is

02:37:29.660 that what you want

02:37:30.100 that's what you're gonna get

02:37:31.020 you don't put a stop to it

02:37:32.340 you're gonna get them

02:37:33.200 they're gonna infest

02:37:34.480 they're gonna be everywhere there's

02:37:35.080 gonna be goblin holes everywhere

02:37:36.280 goblin holes and weird balloons and

02:37:39.100 you're like oh christ

02:37:40.160 we got an infestation

02:37:41.960 karen cans

02:37:43.820 cancer

02:37:44.560 says happy 300

02:37:46.380 can a fleet of crtc balloons

02:37:47.780 be launched over to canada

02:37:49.520 the moment c11 is initiated

02:37:50.820 yeah

02:37:51.260 it's just gonna shoot a death ray

02:37:52.980 right into your house and you'll

02:37:53.980 be like blown up

02:37:54.940 ion cannon charging

02:37:56.260 you're dead

02:37:57.760 what happened

02:37:59.660 why is there a crater where

02:38:00.700 billy's house used to be

02:38:01.480 well he posted an anti-semitic meme

02:38:03.100 so we destroyed him from space

02:38:04.480 oh

02:38:05.100 mr bullock says word

02:38:09.440 thank you sir

02:38:10.100 ariel swindelstein

02:38:11.700 who looks suspiciously

02:38:13.660 like someone else

02:38:14.600 he said we

02:38:18.480 he's from the adl

02:38:20.300 we heard you talking about

02:38:21.840 one group everyone

02:38:23.080 just controls things

02:38:24.280 this is hate speech

02:38:25.460 i'm sorry

02:38:27.080 i didn't realize

02:38:27.940 i needed to see the israeli flag

02:38:30.540 to feel intimidated

02:38:31.320 now i will back down

02:38:32.600 i didn't realize you guys

02:38:34.580 were here

02:38:35.000 one state solution

02:38:40.180 everybody

02:38:40.980 right to exist and all that

02:38:43.000 i'm not even mad about the

02:38:44.880 ships you blew up or anything

02:38:45.860 the uss liberty

02:38:46.520 it's a thing of the past guys

02:38:47.700 it's way in the past

02:38:48.780 don't worry about that

02:38:49.860 yeah apples and oranges

02:38:51.280 hey we're over it

02:38:52.120 and the whole 9-11 thing

02:38:54.080 was a mix-up i'm sure

02:38:54.960 i'm sure that was an accident

02:38:55.920 don't worry about any of that

02:38:59.220 now back to your

02:39:03.220 regularly

02:39:03.480 programmable

02:39:05.160 programming

02:39:06.380 secular says

02:39:08.000 i would like your honest opinion

02:39:08.900 how many steps do you think

02:39:09.660 we are from a revolt here

02:39:10.700 i don't think one is

02:39:11.720 ever going to happen

02:39:12.480 in canada

02:39:13.040 fisher of men says 300

02:39:14.580 plus the poec testimony

02:39:16.180 from jail

02:39:16.660 should we pinch ourselves

02:39:17.840 over this

02:39:18.300 it's pretty ridiculous

02:39:19.500 yeah

02:39:19.780 i guess does the jail one

02:39:20.860 that jail one doesn't count

02:39:22.000 it doesn't count

02:39:23.180 people are like

02:39:23.600 there was no philip

02:39:24.340 there was no beers

02:39:25.100 there was nothing

02:39:25.700 this is the worst one

02:39:26.780 i've ever seen

02:39:27.420 it was terrible

02:39:28.320 this is garbage

02:39:29.060 i fell asleep

02:39:29.820 i was bored out of my mind

02:39:31.760 i was bored to tears

02:39:32.720 um

02:39:34.240 what happened

02:39:35.640 there's so many

02:39:36.300 what happened in waco

02:39:36.900 has been making

02:39:37.460 apocalypse babies

02:39:38.240 with my wife

02:39:38.740 good good idea

02:39:39.460 you're gonna need

02:39:40.180 them workers

02:39:40.740 we need a strong

02:39:42.540 workforce

02:39:42.980 to build the

02:39:44.180 giant jurassic park

02:39:45.240 fence

02:39:45.600 he says had to pop

02:39:47.720 you missed that part

02:39:48.480 then you don't

02:39:48.860 don't worry about it

02:39:49.480 had to pop in for 300

02:39:50.520 years to a better world

02:39:51.620 thank you man

02:39:52.100 appreciate it

02:39:52.580 secular says

02:39:53.080 i would like your

02:39:53.500 honest opinion

02:39:53.980 read that one already

02:39:55.020 don't know why i'm

02:39:55.600 going backwards

02:39:56.020 or maybe it went

02:39:56.460 through twice

02:39:56.920 jenstein says

02:39:58.720 that balloon

02:39:59.380 will shift to

02:40:00.800 above you

02:40:01.280 love you sir

02:40:02.240 killed it tonight

02:40:03.300 dr jenstein's

02:40:05.960 basically hannibal

02:40:06.600 lector to me now

02:40:07.580 i mean he's got a

02:40:08.700 blood farm

02:40:09.320 i don't know

02:40:10.260 i could give him a

02:40:13.240 german accent

02:40:13.820 but i i don't know

02:40:14.760 i kind of like

02:40:16.060 doing a bad

02:40:17.680 you know

02:40:18.260 dr lector

02:40:20.380 hello

02:40:23.420 what happened

02:40:24.880 in waco

02:40:25.520 it says let

02:40:26.020 heaven and men

02:40:27.040 and devils

02:40:27.620 let them all

02:40:28.400 all cry shame

02:40:29.700 against me

02:40:30.340 yet i'll speak

02:40:31.680 william shakespeare

02:40:32.900 othello

02:40:33.800 fuck you make me

02:40:34.640 that might have

02:40:35.040 been the original

02:40:35.500 fuck you make me

02:40:36.240 that's what it

02:40:37.760 means

02:40:38.060 when someone says

02:40:39.120 what does it

02:40:39.760 mean what does

02:40:40.200 f-y-m-m mean

02:40:41.180 it means

02:40:42.000 let heaven and

02:40:43.020 men and devils

02:40:43.960 let them all

02:40:44.840 all cry shame

02:40:46.180 against me

02:40:46.960 yet i'll speak

02:40:48.480 and they'll be

02:40:49.920 like what

02:40:50.420 and then you

02:40:51.600 slap them

02:40:52.500 but

02:40:53.180 you slap them

02:40:55.060 and it's okay

02:40:55.620 because you're

02:40:56.120 wearing a white

02:40:56.840 glove

02:40:57.420 and then you

02:40:58.780 take it off

02:40:59.460 or are you

02:41:00.300 supposed to

02:41:00.600 take it off

02:41:00.940 and then slap

02:41:01.440 them i don't

02:41:02.040 know but

02:41:02.720 you're in a

02:41:03.100 duel now

02:41:03.680 you're challenging

02:41:04.240 them to a duel

02:41:04.860 and you're in

02:41:05.580 period accurate

02:41:06.280 clothes

02:41:06.820 and you have

02:41:08.720 an accent

02:41:09.240 and you talk

02:41:11.280 like that

02:41:11.740 no one's even

02:41:12.400 they're just

02:41:12.700 gonna be like

02:41:13.040 i don't

02:41:13.480 i'm you know

02:41:14.300 half the people

02:41:16.100 in canada are

02:41:16.600 high on something

02:41:17.220 all the time

02:41:17.660 anyway

02:41:18.000 like i believe

02:41:19.200 that i probably

02:41:19.820 half the population

02:41:20.720 is high at any

02:41:21.460 given time

02:41:21.960 the amount of

02:41:22.660 drugs that we're

02:41:23.240 on

02:41:23.540 it's bananas

02:41:25.740 dude and the

02:41:26.780 amount of people

02:41:27.220 that are just

02:41:27.580 functionally high

02:41:28.440 on weed all the

02:41:29.140 time i had no

02:41:29.820 idea because they

02:41:30.640 weren't used to be

02:41:31.560 illegal so you just

02:41:32.340 but now they're

02:41:33.080 just

02:41:33.280 it's wild

02:41:35.580 it's wild

02:41:37.140 man of the

02:41:38.520 mountains says i've

02:41:39.000 solved the balloon

02:41:39.640 mystery it's chinese

02:41:40.660 realtors taking

02:41:41.420 clients out to

02:41:42.120 survey prospective

02:41:42.760 properties it could

02:41:44.040 be it could be i

02:41:45.260 like that theory that's

02:41:46.220 better than the death

02:41:46.900 ray or the bee

02:41:47.980 or the you know

02:41:49.660 it's not as good as

02:41:50.780 the as the female

02:41:51.540 marines the chinese

02:41:52.740 death woman marines

02:41:53.880 would be fun um i

02:41:56.260 don't know something

02:41:57.000 something hopefully

02:41:57.460 something good comes

02:41:58.120 out of it

02:41:59.180 just all the balloon

02:42:00.320 mystery did i get

02:42:01.420 them all they seem to

02:42:02.200 be all over the place

02:42:02.820 madam breezy says

02:42:03.660 she's swearing at me and

02:42:08.260 fucking

02:42:08.600 how dare you

02:42:10.900 i know what that

02:42:11.640 means

02:42:12.000 how dare you

02:42:14.520 armed with flintlocks

02:42:15.960 well i don't know

02:42:16.520 there's a gun guns are

02:42:17.480 banned in canada even

02:42:18.380 flintlocks especially

02:42:19.340 flintlocks probably

02:42:20.420 they're gonna be like it

02:42:21.880 commands too much

02:42:22.520 respect on the field a

02:42:23.500 man with a flintlock is a

02:42:24.420 man to be obeyed so we

02:42:26.000 can't have that we got to

02:42:26.760 get rid of that

02:42:27.160 coming up dude phil we

02:42:30.960 are not doing good

02:42:32.080 there's so much that i

02:42:33.640 didn't um get to

02:42:36.160 where do i i don't know

02:42:40.240 i'm just scrolling through

02:42:40.960 it like what's worth

02:42:41.740 that i can yeah we don't

02:42:43.160 need that

02:42:44.160 more wars yeah this i

02:42:48.500 guess i guess this is a

02:42:49.800 safe one this is bad and

02:42:51.380 you know peterson's one

02:42:53.760 of these guys it's like

02:42:54.760 he just doesn't stay in

02:42:58.080 his lane

02:42:58.580 like he has really bad

02:43:02.940 takes sometimes and it's

02:43:04.380 like well especially in

02:43:05.340 this case it's because he

02:43:06.820 works for the daily wire

02:43:07.680 and they're hardline you

02:43:08.800 know zionists obviously

02:43:09.760 and uh so he's now

02:43:11.880 adopted their talking

02:43:12.700 points which is we need

02:43:13.660 to send more western men

02:43:15.080 and women now to uh to

02:43:16.900 die uh for israel we need

02:43:19.080 to attack iran iran's got

02:43:20.580 to go because misogyny

02:43:21.740 or something so let's

02:43:22.760 have a war with another

02:43:23.880 country because misogyny

02:43:25.840 i see um why is there

02:43:32.720 no sound it's odd oh

02:43:35.800 because you muted the page

02:43:37.000 silly did i looks like

02:43:40.180 it why is it oh there we

02:43:43.720 go on regime changing

02:43:46.040 iran because uh misogyny

02:43:49.920 if any of you have been

02:43:51.380 particularly taken by this

02:43:52.840 story today you know you

02:43:54.180 could always put pen to

02:43:55.220 paper and write your

02:43:56.560 congressman or your

02:43:57.480 senator and let them know

02:43:59.740 that you're not all that

02:44:00.640 happy about the situation

02:44:01.820 in iran and that i'm not

02:44:03.580 all that happy with the

02:44:04.480 situation here dude fuck

02:44:07.060 iran iran's got its own

02:44:08.420 but it's on the other side

02:44:09.080 of the world that's their

02:44:09.800 problem people are getting

02:44:11.940 mowed down with police

02:44:12.920 horses or seizing it's not

02:44:14.440 good and oh by the way

02:44:16.080 there's kind of a war zone

02:44:17.020 happening in you know

02:44:17.960 southern united states

02:44:18.820 right now as well that's

02:44:19.800 that's not a good what are

02:44:21.240 you talking about hey

02:44:23.800 everybody i encourage you

02:44:25.220 to pressure your local

02:44:26.020 elected officials into

02:44:26.880 supporting war with iran

02:44:28.140 for no particular reason i

02:44:29.940 just so happen to work for

02:44:31.020 ben shapiro's daily wire it's

02:44:33.500 just total coincidence i just

02:44:35.000 felt like slipping this in

02:44:36.060 here for some reason if uh the

02:44:38.460 politicians got their act

02:44:39.580 together and were stalwart in

02:44:41.620 their opposition to this

02:44:42.640 fundamentalist totalitarian

02:44:44.300 misogynistic brutal regime

02:44:46.860 that maybe it could be

02:44:48.160 pushed over and that would

02:44:49.400 be a nice object lesson to

02:44:50.880 totalitarian tyrants

02:44:52.120 everywhere in the world

02:44:53.080 marvelous idea so jordan

02:44:55.080 peterson basically just used

02:44:56.360 the same tactics on a to

02:44:58.160 sell iraq at to sell you on

02:45:00.180 iran why did we have to go

02:45:01.700 into iran well there was

02:45:02.800 because the weapons of mass

02:45:04.300 destruction really had to put

02:45:05.160 it over the top but they

02:45:06.080 really like to lean on the

02:45:07.180 dictator idea they used to

02:45:08.820 start with um they would

02:45:10.500 say president hussein he was

02:45:12.440 president hussein then he

02:45:13.960 became um or no mr hussein

02:45:16.860 that's right they started

02:45:17.620 calling him mr hussein because

02:45:19.100 president hussein is too

02:45:20.080 dignified it makes him seem

02:45:21.020 like a like a legitimate

02:45:22.320 president of another actual

02:45:24.020 country that you should you

02:45:25.340 know consider no he's mr

02:45:26.920 hussein he's just some guy

02:45:28.220 just some guy mr hussein what

02:45:29.860 even is that fucking losers

02:45:31.160 who it is you know what i

02:45:32.420 mean then he became saddam

02:45:34.900 hussein then he became a

02:45:36.340 super villain yeah that was

02:45:37.900 cool and it was like all

02:45:39.180 brutal regimes dictators brutal

02:45:40.800 regimes america cannot stand

02:45:42.740 idly by as brutal dictators of

02:45:45.680 murderous regimes slaughter

02:45:47.000 innocent people kill their

02:45:48.380 own people gas their own

02:45:49.440 people in the streets

02:45:50.180 america will act and america

02:45:53.120 will act swiftly i remember it

02:45:54.720 all oh yeah oh a brutal

02:45:56.920 regime really well then you're

02:45:58.480 going to be doing this forever

02:45:59.360 because that's most of our

02:46:00.520 like you're just going to go

02:46:01.340 look i see the map of africa

02:46:02.840 behind you there they're

02:46:03.580 pretty much all brutal regimes

02:46:05.000 you might as well just knock

02:46:05.680 them over one at a time uh

02:46:07.800 he's got some wild shit going

02:46:08.860 on in south america too then

02:46:10.080 there's the chinese there's

02:46:11.080 north korea since we're

02:46:12.180 talking the subject of brutal

02:46:13.280 regimes you guys nor how

02:46:15.220 about north korea let's give

02:46:16.320 it up for them i think

02:46:16.980 they've got the title right

02:46:17.760 now man yeah well it's not

02:46:20.980 hypocritical it's definitely

02:46:21.840 not insane you can do it

02:46:22.960 jordan just push just be a

02:46:24.760 war hawk it's not the worst

02:46:26.060 thing in the world to be or

02:46:26.900 anything to have the u.s

02:46:28.120 military industrial complex

02:46:29.560 overthrow a foreign government

02:46:30.900 by force to spread western

02:46:32.560 liberal values around the

02:46:34.020 middle east remarkably novel

02:46:35.600 idea that's never been tried

02:46:37.320 before and i haven't seen

02:46:38.680 this video before so if paul

02:46:39.800 just says the same things i

02:46:40.780 say i'm gonna feel like an

02:46:41.680 idiot and people are like

02:46:42.300 well you're definitely just

02:46:43.080 stole his joke or like no i

02:46:44.480 didn't sure to be a resounding

02:46:46.360 success these are shots being

02:46:48.780 fired down in baghdad michael

02:46:50.500 tracy called him out on it

02:46:51.820 jordan peterson calls on the

02:46:53.100 west to get their act together

02:46:54.420 and overthrow the iranian

02:46:55.640 government in the name of

02:46:56.640 opposing misogyny apparently

02:46:58.320 jordan peterson is one of those

02:46:59.760 guys who should just stay

02:47:00.820 embroiled in pronoun

02:47:01.820 controversies peterson hit back

02:47:03.920 with this i read this a

02:47:05.280 couple of times and fail to

02:47:06.560 understand your point is this

02:47:07.920 pro-iranian theocracy comment

02:47:09.680 or is it somehow about what i

02:47:11.240 hypothetically think about

02:47:12.660 women care to clarify

02:47:13.880 basically saying if you

02:47:15.200 disagree with regime change in

02:47:17.080 iran you support the

02:47:18.360 totalitarian iranian government

02:47:20.080 well you hate women yeah

02:47:21.580 shitty comeback jordan that

02:47:23.520 isn't it see the thing is you

02:47:25.020 know i don't support endless

02:47:26.300 quagmire wars that go nowhere

02:47:28.360 thousands of caskets millions of

02:47:30.360 dead you know iraq again is what

02:47:32.740 you're proposing you moron i

02:47:37.160 mean that is i mean sell out

02:47:40.040 much brutal dude the kind of

02:47:42.760 straw man argument you routinely

02:47:44.680 complain about when it's done to

02:47:46.300 you so what you're saying is

02:47:47.400 you're pro-iranian theocracy

02:47:48.880 tracy hit back with this sure

02:47:50.700 happy to clarify you're calling

02:47:52.100 for u.s intervention to topple a

02:47:53.700 foreign government also known as

02:47:55.120 regime change which is probably

02:47:56.540 the most reliably insane thing the

02:47:58.500 u.s government ever does you

02:48:00.080 frame it as some sort of great

02:48:01.740 moral crusade to impose gender

02:48:03.920 equality mike cernovich also went

02:48:06.660 in hard accusing peterson of

02:48:08.240 being a pied piper showing his

02:48:09.980 true agenda and leftism jordan

02:48:11.520 uses you must hate women and

02:48:13.060 love terrorism when asked why

02:48:14.380 you'd be agitating for americans

02:48:16.040 which jordan is not to support

02:48:17.900 right change in iran critics no

02:48:19.700 first of all right holy i'm not

02:48:22.660 even gonna watch you get the point

02:48:23.620 i don't want to waste too much

02:48:24.300 time on this but oh my god he's

02:48:25.500 not even american well why why

02:48:28.980 should that matter you're

02:48:30.000 advocating for their their

02:48:31.540 children their men and women to

02:48:32.800 go fight a war you're not even

02:48:34.300 one of them excuse me sir

02:48:36.200 silence now goodbye

02:48:37.680 could you imagine some fucking

02:48:40.240 someone from uh what would be the

02:48:43.020 equivalent a much lower powerful

02:48:45.340 country i don't know there's not

02:48:47.360 many that are below in canada like

02:48:49.540 it's like for i think we're like

02:48:50.940 we're pretty far down the list now

02:48:52.680 this would be like i can't even

02:48:59.040 think of anyone madagascar i don't

02:49:01.640 know madagascar demands that you

02:49:03.540 invade this country excuse me who are

02:49:06.520 you

02:49:06.840 no i i we're good thanks we'll do

02:49:10.580 what do you want i like if we want to

02:49:12.020 do that we'll do what you don't get to

02:49:13.180 come here and start yelling at our

02:49:15.080 fucking citizens to just just to send

02:49:17.600 our soldiers to war sir that's i don't

02:49:20.500 know that that seems wrong to me and

02:49:22.680 this is again who they're this is

02:49:23.900 who they're supporting again in

02:49:25.700 cartoon world here this is a real

02:49:26.960 photo you can look it up this is the

02:49:29.200 israeli um dictator benjamin and he uh

02:49:35.380 to illustrate the danger that

02:49:36.900 everyone's in and they've been doing

02:49:37.940 this for 20 years now long 30 since

02:49:40.260 the 90s iran we gotta get iran the

02:49:42.160 axis of evil all of the countries that

02:49:44.120 needed to be destroyed we're gonna

02:49:45.160 invade nine countries in five years

02:49:47.020 or whatever the hell you know he

02:49:48.080 said um iran's the last one it's

02:49:50.640 because it's the most powerful of the

02:49:51.640 ones that are remaining all the rest

02:49:52.840 of them have been toppled destroyed

02:49:53.940 uh you know embroiled in some kind of

02:49:56.340 catastrophe where they're not gonna be

02:49:57.420 much of a problem libya comes to mind

02:49:59.100 iraq obviously syria yemen egypt had

02:50:01.600 its own little revolt and uprising and

02:50:03.140 it's fairly you know you know what i

02:50:04.700 mean

02:50:04.900 anyway um because he's a serious guy

02:50:09.000 and this is the kind of science that

02:50:11.340 you're trusting he's brought with him

02:50:13.100 a cartoon bomb that he drew at home

02:50:15.080 with a little fuse that's lit and oh

02:50:17.200 who it's coming and he used a little

02:50:18.800 red marker to say look how close we

02:50:20.540 are to the to the top of the but this

02:50:22.160 is almost about to has bombs gonna go

02:50:23.800 off you guys i brought a drawing and a

02:50:27.000 marker what more do you need what more

02:50:31.820 do you need to understand that we need

02:50:33.640 to overthrow the iranian regime which is

02:50:36.540 extremely anti-israeli pro-islam muslim

02:50:40.940 theocracy it's totally our problem we

02:50:44.840 have we have to look at the cartoon

02:50:47.520 bomb is that what you want

02:50:48.520 listen listen to the listen to the

02:50:53.520 daily wire i'm gonna promote wars all

02:50:56.220 the time

02:50:56.520 america second

02:50:58.200 war good yes i love it more war mongering

02:51:03.480 from people have no idea what the fuck

02:51:04.640 they're talking about

02:51:05.340 here speaking of which russell brandon a

02:51:09.620 cute uh cute what the fuck did i just

02:51:11.800 say i've been hanging with morgan too

02:51:13.100 much not enough actually somebody asked

02:51:16.000 me that the other day like do you guys

02:51:17.040 we don't you know thanks to the uh thanks

02:51:18.920 to the state we've been uh we were

02:51:20.140 separated majority of the time so that's

02:51:21.560 nice

02:51:21.780 anyway um this is fun this is a cute

02:51:25.620 little video from russell brandon has

02:51:27.020 read out a list of the corporate giants

02:51:29.160 that will be charged with rebuilding

02:51:31.220 privatizing ukraine we have already

02:51:34.060 managed to attract attention and have

02:51:36.320 cooperation with such giants of the

02:51:38.740 international financial and investment

02:51:40.800 world as blackrock really golden sachs

02:51:44.380 these are complicated organizations with

02:51:46.720 complicated past if you think of jp

02:51:48.700 morgan and goldman sachs role in the

02:51:50.560 2008 financial crash if you were to

02:51:52.540 investigate that thoroughly and no one

02:51:54.220 ever will i think you would find that

02:51:55.740 they put their interest and profit ahead

02:51:57.740 of the interests of american people if

02:51:59.500 something is truly humanitarian extract

02:52:01.660 the profit from it altogether if not

02:52:03.460 don't pretend it's humanitarian just

02:52:05.360 go listen this is the agenda ukraine was

02:52:07.980 ultimately a place that was too

02:52:09.140 resource rich and had too strong

02:52:10.420 attires with russia we're not having

02:52:12.060 it we're going in there with

02:52:13.140 destabilizing it we're going to provoke

02:52:14.880 russia until they engage militarily then

02:52:17.260 we're going to go in there and

02:52:18.420 corporatize it why wouldn't they say

02:52:20.040 that because that's not a very popular

02:52:21.220 story is it stay free see it first on

02:52:24.740 rumble i love the new russell brand i

02:52:27.020 love conspiracy theory fuck the

02:52:28.920 government russell brand this guy rules

02:52:30.820 you know he's hilarious some of his

02:52:35.380 takes are like but you know he's very

02:52:37.680 music i like i get a kick out of my

02:52:38.960 sister's big fan of the guy i think he's

02:52:40.140 hilarious not very calm not very popular

02:52:43.140 story no it's not not no people are like

02:52:45.940 yeah go get him goldman sachs yeah you

02:52:48.660 tell him jp morgan chase i will gladly

02:52:51.480 sacrifice the lives of my children for

02:52:53.720 your bank gladly oh i can't wait to sign

02:52:57.900 my kids up for the draft so they can go

02:52:59.980 get liquidated in russian lava artillery

02:53:02.680 so the bank can make some more money oh

02:53:05.700 that's delightful this delightful fucking

02:53:07.980 news you start to see how the world really

02:53:09.760 works here they literally tell you out

02:53:11.520 loud what's really going on oh we've got

02:53:13.760 great partners in goldman's oh really

02:53:15.740 interesting and what do they want to do

02:53:18.400 so you can't really rebuild a country if

02:53:21.980 it's not destroyed so you got to destroy

02:53:23.280 it first same thing in iraq in came the

02:53:27.080 contracts every single way they could

02:53:28.780 make money they did it we were paying

02:53:30.200 guys sixty dollars to do our laundry per

02:53:33.280 bag per bag of laundry to some random

02:53:35.360 local they didn't care they were throwing

02:53:36.600 money because they were turning around and

02:53:38.000 charging the taxpayers way more than that

02:53:39.920 way more you probably got billed two

02:53:42.980 hundred dollars a bag of laundry and

02:53:44.280 they eat the profit they go well these

02:53:49.140 contracts you know we had to rebuild

02:53:50.820 iraq and it was all mess messed up and

02:53:53.040 everything it's so corrupt it's so

02:53:55.160 corrupt our platoon guarded a natural gas

02:53:58.040 pipeline from halliburton there was a

02:53:59.860 survey team trying to like well if we run

02:54:01.800 the pipeline through here i did that as a

02:54:03.380 canadian soldier a whole day our whole

02:54:06.100 platoon did it that didn't happen yeah it

02:54:09.780 did i brought it up at the time i was

02:54:14.980 like anybody find this odd what are we

02:54:17.020 doing exactly and they're like shut up

02:54:18.360 leave it alone just fucking just get it

02:54:21.020 over with okay

02:54:22.820 just checking

02:54:25.860 not a fairy tale that really happened

02:54:31.700 heart disease going up obviously we all

02:54:36.340 know about that here's some more evidence

02:54:38.660 of the way that the the genius i mean the

02:54:42.200 the leaders again they're worth so much

02:54:44.520 guys they're they're they're cherished

02:54:46.340 canadian icons like our politicians our

02:54:49.520 media figures our you know the people

02:54:52.520 leading the police force the whole it's

02:54:54.100 just all i mean amazing right they make

02:54:56.680 amazing decisions they're always so smart

02:54:58.780 they care about you more than anything

02:55:00.360 in the world and they'll never never stop

02:55:02.780 putting themselves in front of the train

02:55:04.460 for you they'll always take the hits for

02:55:06.000 you that's why they're there because

02:55:07.040 they love you

02:55:08.000 some of the things canada's best known

02:55:13.520 for uh you know economically is uh well

02:55:15.720 the oil industry the energy industry the

02:55:17.400 natural gas we got a lot of that and we've

02:55:19.000 made a lot of money doing that that's one

02:55:20.720 of the biggest parts of our economy uh that's

02:55:23.060 been destroyed that's that's that's been

02:55:24.920 very heavily you know knifed uh as to where

02:55:27.740 it could have been um so that's not good and

02:55:30.160 the dairy and and cattle farming industry is

02:55:32.400 also quite huge in this country and uh well

02:55:35.120 they're not having a tough they're not

02:55:36.220 having a great go of it either listen to

02:55:37.940 this hey guys we're here at given those

02:55:40.660 farm in southern indario we milk about

02:55:43.580 260 pounds uh right now during the winter

02:55:47.740 months you milk quite a bit more milk because

02:55:50.580 the feed is very consistent and if you do a

02:55:53.780 good job you will produce quite a bit of

02:55:55.860 milk so right now we're over our quotham um

02:56:00.360 it's regulated by the government and by the

02:56:03.540 dfo but the problem is remember when

02:56:06.620 bernier was talking about the dairy cartel

02:56:08.300 and everyone's like okay crazy old man

02:56:11.000 but they don't understand millions of

02:56:13.020 people look at this milk running away

02:56:14.620 because it's the end of the month so

02:56:16.540 i have to dump i dump 30 000 liters of

02:56:19.640 milk and it breaks my heart i was i just

02:56:22.940 want to point out how creepy it is i've never

02:56:25.320 seen the inside of one of these places

02:56:26.500 there's just a cow there hooked up to a

02:56:28.680 machine just being milked like the matrix

02:56:31.160 and he's just casually like

02:56:33.900 it's fucked up it's pretty funny like people

02:56:39.220 don't like to see this stuff like where

02:56:40.560 your food comes from they just want to

02:56:41.600 eat it and not care like i know where it

02:56:43.140 comes from i know it is but i still eat

02:56:45.060 it i don't care you know hey it was us

02:56:48.160 with a cow do you want to starve to death

02:56:49.740 or do you want to put a cow in some kind

02:56:51.180 of psychotic contraption that fucking

02:56:53.380 bleeds is dry it's not how we starve son

02:56:56.340 put the cow in the machine

02:56:58.640 30 000 liters of milk and it breaks my

02:57:01.960 heart i will show you by the way this

02:57:06.420 here canadian milk

02:57:07.580 seven dollars a liter when i go for my

02:57:10.920 haircut people say wow seven dollars jerry for

02:57:13.480 a little bit of milk i say well you have to go

02:57:17.580 higher up because we have no say anymore as a

02:57:20.700 dairy farmer on our own farm because they uh

02:57:24.140 they they make us dump it and no matter

02:57:32.640 how we stand up so this time i'm going

02:57:34.480 public i want the people to see the pain

02:57:36.760 that us growers have of 365 days as a

02:57:41.520 little boy we grew up on a dairy farm

02:57:43.320 came from europe work work work and here

02:57:46.880 this is what's happening 30 000 liters is

02:57:50.820 that what he said he had to dump out

02:57:51.760 because they have to control the supply and

02:57:54.680 demands because it's a cartel they've set

02:57:56.540 the price we want the price to be this

02:57:58.280 therefore the demand has to be this if

02:58:00.340 we've got too much it oversupplies the

02:58:02.200 market and the price will go down because

02:58:03.640 there's too much milk so dump it out they

02:58:06.760 wouldn't even let them donate it to a

02:58:08.240 food bank nothing they nope it has to be

02:58:10.420 destroyed it cannot go into the market

02:58:12.520 because of the of the cartel same thing

02:58:14.640 with the gas stations they all decide

02:58:16.060 what price they're going to set you

02:58:17.800 know deliberately keep oil tankers no no

02:58:20.060 no can't bring it in then we'll have

02:58:21.280 too much oil the price will go down too

02:58:22.760 much and then we'll fucking lose money

02:58:24.060 it's it's all artificial there's just

02:58:26.800 not enough food to go around oh yeah

02:58:28.520 there is 100 they throw it most of it

02:58:30.760 away to keep the prices at a certain

02:58:32.340 level we could grow enough food to

02:58:33.880 fucking it would be free if they really

02:58:37.240 want at it it'd be like they could make

02:58:38.580 so much but it's like there's so much

02:58:39.900 food just stockpile it why are you not

02:58:42.200 start are you insane you're throwing

02:58:43.580 food away so people can make money

02:58:45.120 you're fucked that's like do you even

02:58:48.560 have survival instincts

02:58:49.700 there's just the cost of milk yeah

02:58:55.140 because you're fucked oh speaking of the

02:58:58.560 cost of milk wasn't it you guys that

02:59:02.380 sabotaged and knifed Maxine Bernier in

02:59:05.820 the back with the dairy cartel thing

02:59:07.520 remember how you guys went out got all

02:59:08.700 the memberships purchased right so that

02:59:10.840 they could you know shove the votes over

02:59:12.600 you know to the other guy so he wouldn't

02:59:16.040 get a lot even though he was the

02:59:16.980 front-runner the whole time and

02:59:19.040 rightfully should have been the

02:59:20.120 conservative party leader but right in

02:59:21.280 the last vote surprisingly by a hair

02:59:25.980 the other guy won and now you're going

02:59:30.620 people are complaining about the cost of

02:59:32.500 milk it seems like you could have done

02:59:34.080 something about that cost of milk price

02:59:35.720 like 10 years ago if you just listen to

02:59:38.700 that guy why were you why were you doing

02:59:40.380 that for tell me again how concerned you

02:59:43.980 are of the cost of milk oh great

02:59:45.920 stabbers of the back you can trust the

02:59:49.120 concern anybody that gets out of line in

02:59:50.860 the conservative party gets this yink you

02:59:52.860 get shanked because it's not a real

02:59:57.320 opposition party it's fake it's never

03:00:00.380 going to do anything it's just there to

03:00:02.120 give you the illusion of oh it's all it's

03:00:04.900 too late i don't think they'll ever get

03:00:07.280 elected again

03:00:07.900 and even if they did what are they

03:00:13.420 going to do all the same stuff anyway

03:00:15.080 they're not going to they're not going

03:00:16.980 to do much to fix anything because they

03:00:18.940 just throw out they just want to win

03:00:19.940 get in there and like all right now it's

03:00:21.040 my turn to eat the eat the pig food

03:00:22.420 tenacious v says goldfinger accent i

03:00:25.360 don't remember that guy yeah do you

03:00:28.160 expect me to talk yeah yeah no mr

03:00:32.240 mckenzie i expect you to die well it

03:00:34.720 won't i'm invincible so i'll be a ghost

03:00:37.940 and i'll be more powerful than you could

03:00:39.300 ever imagine secular07 says next time

03:00:41.620 you go to sobeys check out their own

03:00:43.160 products they have been adding bugs to

03:00:44.820 their stuff good old cochineal yeah

03:00:47.460 that's they legalize that in europe now

03:00:49.820 and why wouldn't they why why put meat

03:00:53.000 protein or bean soy protein in food as

03:00:56.500 an additive when you could put bugs in

03:00:58.460 it which are way cheaper to produce

03:01:00.200 spot they're bugs i created an endless

03:01:04.920 supply of crickets i'm just going to

03:01:06.340 smash them up and i'm going to give

03:01:07.700 you that as protein additives and you

03:01:09.040 maybe it's in the fast food already

03:01:10.260 could all you be in the hamburgers and

03:01:11.400 shit you don't know what's mcdonald's

03:01:13.000 put right who knows it's probably a lot

03:01:14.920 cheaper than the shit they're already

03:01:15.980 using so what do you think is going to

03:01:16.960 happen they'll find a way to make it

03:01:19.360 taste pretty much the same when you

03:01:20.480 don't notice and you've been eating

03:01:21.480 crickets for years god knows what else

03:01:24.200 they're really they really want it i

03:01:31.180 don't know why it's so fucked up

03:01:32.960 they take up way let's space i wonder

03:01:37.760 how many they how much they could oh

03:01:39.180 it's gross bugs my god with all the

03:01:41.860 we're dumping out 300 like hundreds of

03:01:44.100 thousands of liters of uh mcdonald's is

03:01:47.160 human meat it's chinese political

03:01:48.460 prisoners we're dumping out all this milk

03:01:50.140 because oh you know but we need you to

03:01:51.720 eat bugs because people are going hungry

03:01:53.700 all over the world we need alternative

03:01:54.680 green uh you know sustainable food

03:01:58.620 sources

03:01:59.300 scotian ladies congratulations on 300

03:02:02.860 based episodes thank you for

03:02:04.200 encouraging us to find our friends and

03:02:05.320 especially never get on the truck

03:02:06.640 cheers to you and morgan she's a legend

03:02:08.220 hail dagelon yes she is

03:02:10.160 that's why she's the queen um what are we

03:02:15.540 doing am i almost done am i out of time

03:02:17.020 oh christ there's more i fucking want to

03:02:20.060 go home there's a fucking book i need

03:02:23.300 why do you know what's going on with

03:02:24.200 this balloon boys

03:02:24.980 mystery balloons and

03:02:28.680 i already covered how we're basically

03:02:33.000 defenseless as a nation

03:02:34.800 which is real fun because you know why

03:02:38.360 why have an army when you can play

03:02:39.560 politics

03:02:40.060 why would you want to do that

03:02:41.560 you know

03:02:42.620 you can trust these guys that's why

03:02:45.000 they say you got it for him says you

03:02:46.320 you can't do your own research when it

03:02:48.440 comes to the science you just have to

03:02:49.940 trust the science

03:02:50.800 they're literally producing don't ask

03:02:54.580 questions it's from 2020 but that you

03:02:56.280 know take a trip down memory lane you

03:02:59.400 must not question the science forbes

03:03:01.700 magazine 2020 how many people do you

03:03:03.460 think read that and took that as an

03:03:04.700 authoritative source

03:03:05.660 they have never noticed the thieves and

03:03:08.960 the murderers at the party before no

03:03:10.940 one they don't believe you

03:03:12.120 they believe these people because look

03:03:15.040 how professional it is

03:03:16.220 it's forbes i mean i've heard of forbes

03:03:19.120 haven't you

03:03:19.620 it's a big magazine it's well i mean

03:03:22.200 they're very popular and they've got a

03:03:24.520 lot of money they might i mean you

03:03:25.540 can trust them clearly

03:03:26.580 more than your facebook page

03:03:30.080 except that now they admit they were

03:03:34.180 wrong and oh whoops

03:03:35.500 nobody's fault though

03:03:37.660 when it comes to issues like vaccination

03:03:43.400 climate change and novel coronavirus it

03:03:46.200 could be dangerous destructive and

03:03:47.420 even deadly

03:03:48.060 the technique that most of us use to

03:03:53.640 navigate most of our decisions in

03:03:54.820 life gathering information evaluating

03:03:56.120 it

03:03:56.380 based on what we know and choosing a

03:03:58.020 course of action can lead to either

03:03:58.980 spectacular failures when it comes to a

03:04:00.620 scientific matter yeah it's called

03:04:01.620 freedom

03:04:02.000 you're allowed to make your own

03:04:03.640 decisions about your own life that

03:04:04.940 you're supposed to be able to you

03:04:06.540 psychopath

03:04:07.000 australian authorities want more

03:04:12.440 boosters but the public don't want

03:04:14.360 them

03:04:14.600 australian new zealand had some of the

03:04:19.440 worst pandemic mandate conditions of

03:04:21.160 any country in the western world at

03:04:22.480 canada's we're long term though we're

03:04:24.500 trying to really outdo everybody we're

03:04:26.620 playing the long game

03:04:27.380 crossing line into totalitarianism on a

03:04:30.600 number of occasions authority

03:04:31.700 australian authorities were restricted

03:04:33.520 residents of larger cities to near

03:04:35.900 house arrest with people not being

03:04:37.640 allowed to go more than three miles

03:04:38.960 from their homes that's pretty

03:04:40.360 insane

03:04:40.760 citizens were given curfew hours

03:04:42.400 between nine and five they were

03:04:43.660 banned from public parks and beaches

03:04:45.040 without a mask even though it is

03:04:46.520 nearly impossible to transmit a

03:04:47.920 virus outdoors and uv light from the

03:04:49.940 sun acts as a natural disinfectant

03:04:51.760 time to get more boosters large

03:04:55.860 amount of australians are still not

03:04:57.120 getting their booster shot despite

03:04:58.500 calls from health authorities to roll

03:04:59.480 up their sleeves for a fifth dose

03:05:01.100 there's not going to be they're not

03:05:06.040 going to force there's not going to

03:05:07.120 be two shots not going to force any

03:05:08.780 and there's not going to be two why

03:05:09.860 would there be well there's not going

03:05:10.660 to be three booster shots it's a

03:05:12.040 conspiracy theory four is a good even

03:05:13.980 number anyway i mean two is good four

03:05:15.780 is better five it's uneven but i mean

03:05:17.720 five is halfway to ten and that's half

03:05:20.020 of ten so we should have we should

03:05:21.140 have ten we should have ten booster

03:05:22.380 shots the goalpost moving from these

03:05:25.480 people where's a stupid telegram post

03:05:31.820 show me now show me now i need to see

03:05:35.860 it speaking of memory lane does it zoom

03:05:38.940 out it does i love you remember this

03:05:41.560 national post

03:05:42.340 in january of last year 2022 pre-convoy

03:05:48.420 i don't understand where all this came

03:05:51.260 from all these angry fringe people because

03:05:53.620 this is what they were reading in the

03:05:54.880 newspapers more than one in four

03:05:56.320 canadians support jail time for the

03:05:59.120 unvaccinated what's the big deal we

03:06:02.060 just wanted them to wear a mask they

03:06:03.420 acted like crazy you were threatening

03:06:04.760 to throw people in jail uh premiers were

03:06:07.160 banning people from grocery stores the

03:06:08.740 prime minister is like what should we

03:06:10.320 tolerate these people's existence oh

03:06:13.260 gee i don't know where the fucking

03:06:14.600 uprising came from

03:06:15.720 more than 27 percent of respondents said

03:06:21.320 it'd be okay to jail the unvaccinated

03:06:23.560 for up to five days didn't done that it's

03:06:26.600 not a lot of fun solitary confinement a

03:06:29.400 couple of times because they wouldn't

03:06:30.900 you gotta take the cozy test no i don't

03:06:34.660 i have no symptoms i feel fine and

03:06:37.000 asymptomatic spread it doesn't exist

03:06:38.880 well i don't care it's policy yeah well

03:06:41.620 that's illegal and this is a violation of

03:06:43.240 my human rights

03:06:43.920 well if you don't do it we're gonna put

03:06:46.480 you in solitary for five days okay put

03:06:48.820 me in solitary for five days

03:06:50.120 so they did

03:06:52.700 it's a good country it's fine then there's

03:06:57.460 this uh remember this cartoon that was

03:06:59.720 the conservative party leader at the

03:07:00.820 time suggesting unvaccinated should be

03:07:02.700 accommodated well we're just gonna

03:07:04.240 it's just outrageous can you believe

03:07:07.200 this guy

03:07:07.680 unvaccinated quebecers should have to pay

03:07:09.960 a health tax the premier said january

03:07:12.280 11th just a couple weeks prior saying

03:07:14.400 unvaccinated quebecers without medical

03:07:15.640 exemptions will have to pay if they

03:07:17.320 don't get their first dose so blackmail

03:07:19.460 coercion threats intimidation and who

03:07:21.480 could forget the toronto star you guys

03:07:23.480 have one of the best ones

03:07:24.260 simmering divide over who isn't

03:07:27.280 vaccinated if an unvaccinated person

03:07:28.720 catches it from someone who is

03:07:29.680 vaccinated boohoo too bad i have no

03:07:31.960 empathy left for the willfully

03:07:33.780 unvaccinated let them die i honestly

03:07:36.440 don't care if they die not even one

03:07:38.580 little bit unvaccinated patients don't

03:07:40.460 deserve icu beds and so forth so when

03:07:44.000 they say oh we just wanted to know that

03:07:46.160 it was quite um that that's why there's

03:07:50.020 there's can be no coexistence that this

03:07:51.860 is a this is a wound that is far too

03:07:54.240 great to overcome you you threatened us

03:07:57.900 stabbed us in the back robbed us of of

03:08:00.200 our jobs of our educations of our

03:08:02.500 family members are the dignity of having

03:08:04.300 a few a proper funeral you robbed us of

03:08:06.560 that you robbed us of all human

03:08:08.100 connection the lockdown stay up state

03:08:09.880 Dave you did all of this and now you

03:08:12.600 want to what oh whoopsie i'm sorry no i

03:08:16.200 reiterate and i will reiterate over and

03:08:18.420 over again who is going to jail now how

03:08:23.020 many of you someone needs to start

03:08:26.120 figuring out who that is and it's going

03:08:28.540 to be more than just one or two

03:08:29.880 all deany there alberta's deany all

03:08:36.840 deaner

03:08:37.300 oh well she resigned did she she's

03:08:42.140 already got a new job in bc probably

03:08:43.980 getting paid more than she was before

03:08:45.180 that doesn't matter they need to be

03:08:48.060 held accountable they know what they

03:08:50.140 did they either knowingly participated

03:08:53.440 or they you know neglectfully like

03:08:56.300 manslaughter simply just fell asleep at

03:08:58.680 the wheel doing whatever the fuck they

03:09:00.340 wanted and decided it wasn't who cares

03:09:02.520 who cares we'll just just go along to

03:09:05.380 get along follow the herd i don't need

03:09:07.140 to do my job because everybody else has

03:09:08.560 already agreed so there i can just not

03:09:10.540 do my job now you kill people when are

03:09:13.300 you going to who's going to jail who's

03:09:14.720 turning themselves in

03:09:15.680 that's what it's going to take until

03:09:22.140 that happens no healing will ever

03:09:24.060 happen that will never happen this

03:09:26.080 divide can never be fixed the trust can

03:09:28.280 never be restored because the people

03:09:29.760 that did this are still in power and

03:09:31.240 they're not going anywhere and you

03:09:32.200 think we want and you think we're

03:09:33.160 going to trust them they want us to

03:09:34.540 trust these people after everything

03:09:37.540 that they've done after all of this and

03:09:40.300 now they refuse to even admit they did

03:09:41.620 anything wrong a lot of them where's

03:09:42.880 the no one's even talking about this

03:09:45.280 now it's common this is the biggest

03:09:46.460 biggest issue the elephant in the room

03:09:49.180 no one's talking about every single

03:09:50.520 fucking dinner party every birthday

03:09:52.360 party every get-together every first

03:09:54.260 date every every human interaction

03:09:56.040 where there's people sitting around

03:09:57.080 talking the elephant in the room that

03:09:59.160 everybody knows is about the thingy

03:10:03.680 doodly isn't it

03:10:06.400 none of none of these people have the

03:10:10.240 courage to talk about it

03:10:11.520 they're getting paid too much to talk

03:10:17.340 about that

03:10:17.840 they're busy doing this they're busy

03:10:21.360 telling you that we need to go we need

03:10:22.800 to go to war with Ukraine former

03:10:24.460 defense minister oh and and on top of

03:10:26.500 that Tony Blair also famous war

03:10:28.380 criminal that had never held

03:10:29.740 responsible for anything that

03:10:30.960 happened in Iraq he's you know George

03:10:33.000 Bush's partner in crime obviously

03:10:34.260 they're the ones that sold it to

03:10:35.960 everyone their job is to go and sell

03:10:37.900 the war to the to the people of the

03:10:39.760 Western world they needed America and

03:10:41.100 Britain to go in there and smash the

03:10:42.060 fuck out of everything and they did

03:10:43.000 you know Russia's illegal invasion of

03:10:50.020 Ukraine well then what the fuck was

03:10:51.420 that we just did if that's an illegal

03:10:54.380 invasion we just we literally just did

03:10:56.120 like 10 of those so I don't know it

03:10:59.600 feels kind of stupid but now we need to

03:11:01.440 do this again we may need to send

03:11:02.760 ground forces to Ukraine let's just

03:11:04.420 just go to war with Russia we're

03:11:05.740 already there guys it's already

03:11:06.760 happening

03:11:07.160 meanwhile this is to become the

03:11:16.300 standard now now there's precedent

03:11:18.280 for this National Post Ottawa can

03:11:21.080 deny employment insurance benefits to

03:11:24.900 man fired for refusing vaccine court

03:11:26.920 rules so because you were like I'm not

03:11:28.940 you can't force me to take this

03:11:30.200 vaccine I refuse to and then he got

03:11:32.480 fired for it the courts have decided

03:11:34.840 that's fine to do and we're not going

03:11:36.520 to pay you you don't get

03:11:38.040 unemployment that's your fault you

03:11:39.640 chose to get fired by not submitting

03:11:41.940 yourself to an illegal unethical

03:11:44.360 violates every 10 points of the

03:11:45.960 Nuremberg Code medical

03:11:47.240 experimentation that's where the

03:11:48.620 courts are at now in Canada so

03:11:50.520 that's great totally fine with it

03:11:53.200 it's yeah we're just going to keep

03:11:54.600 up we're just going to keep chipping

03:11:56.200 away at the human rights until they

03:11:57.360 don't exist anymore

03:11:58.120 he says it's likely that he will find

03:12:06.400 this result frustrating because my

03:12:07.800 reasons do not deal with the

03:12:08.760 fundamental legal ethical and factual

03:12:09.980 questions he is raising oh boy because

03:12:12.360 why do those matter

03:12:13.240 Anthony Shichetto

03:12:16.980 hey yo

03:12:18.700 hey he's one of them

03:12:20.240 hey paisano

03:12:21.680 refused to get a COVID shot or submit

03:12:24.360 or probably I don't know

03:12:25.700 or antigen testing for the virus he

03:12:27.980 was fired from his job at the

03:12:28.940 Toronto area group of hospitals

03:12:30.120 those consequences of his actions

03:12:31.980 didn't end there now out of work

03:12:33.080 he was also denied employment

03:12:34.500 insurance on the grounds that he

03:12:35.720 had been dismissed for misconduct

03:12:37.100 he challenged the decision and a

03:12:39.320 federal court judge has ruled

03:12:40.460 against him saying the reason for

03:12:41.780 his firing met the EI laws

03:12:43.020 definition of misconduct the term

03:12:45.120 only means that someone

03:12:45.760 consciously defied an employer's

03:12:46.880 policies even if there was no

03:12:48.100 malicious intent the court said

03:12:49.840 forcing someone to get something

03:12:51.940 against their will or take their

03:12:53.200 job is not is isn't malicious intent

03:12:55.440 this is going to age well

03:12:57.420 well the government's going along

03:13:02.900 with it I just want to point this

03:13:05.060 out to all these people that think

03:13:06.920 oh well I mean once they break the

03:13:08.480 law and they do this it's going to

03:13:10.200 be I mean brawler's going to be an

03:13:11.920 uprising you know no there's not

03:13:14.200 everything they do and everything

03:13:16.440 they always will do will be legal

03:13:18.460 they are never going to break the law

03:13:20.680 and in which case they want to do

03:13:22.360 something that would break the law

03:13:23.700 they change the law first and then

03:13:25.780 they do it hence the censorship bill

03:13:28.140 and so on because it would be

03:13:29.580 illegal to do the things they are

03:13:31.440 going to do so they pass a law to

03:13:37.420 enshrine in the legislation that the

03:13:39.240 things they plan on doing which up

03:13:41.080 until today would be illegal won't be

03:13:44.100 then so then you have what the police

03:13:46.060 can say just doing my job it's the

03:13:48.040 law and they can all throw their hands

03:13:49.660 up in the air and say oh well I mean

03:13:51.000 it's the rules what are you going to

03:13:52.720 do failure to address the moral and

03:13:55.460 ethical arguments here is the death of

03:13:57.940 the nation how do you not understand

03:13:59.400 that because what who are we why does

03:14:01.660 any of this even fucking matter if we

03:14:03.560 don't care about that anymore we don't

03:14:05.480 care about people's rights ethics

03:14:07.460 morals it's all just out the window it's

03:14:09.040 just whatever's written on the paper is

03:14:10.980 that what it is whatever the rich people

03:14:12.800 write on the paper that's what we have

03:14:14.320 to do that's how it works now no matter

03:14:17.060 what it is what if the rich people

03:14:18.580 like hey round up all the minorities

03:14:19.980 and put them in trains and put them

03:14:21.120 on camps because that's what they did

03:14:22.900 before and you know what it was the law

03:14:25.100 it was legal and they were just doing

03:14:27.200 my job not an excuse not an excuse

03:14:31.760 liquidate these prisoners Johnson I'm

03:14:36.120 just doing my job bro it's the law they

03:14:38.900 said it's legal to do so I mean yeah no

03:14:42.260 it's not morally legal to do though which

03:14:45.100 takes higher precedent than than whatever

03:14:46.840 the fuck this is because if we if we

03:14:49.920 break that then we don't have what are

03:14:51.800 we what's the point of even living here

03:14:55.100 I mean is this a place you want people

03:14:57.160 your children to be oh there's just no

03:15:00.220 you know no this trumps everything even

03:15:03.240 your own you know the sovereignty of your

03:15:06.760 own body all that stuff that's if it's

03:15:08.420 written down on paper it's too too bad you

03:15:10.460 have to do it doesn't matter if they put

03:15:13.080 hey we're gonna pass a law where the

03:15:14.880 police are allowed to be armed with

03:15:16.080 M4s all the time and they're allowed to

03:15:18.760 shoot citizens if they want if they feel

03:15:20.540 threatened and there's nothing you can do

03:15:21.580 but oh it's it's passed the laws passed

03:15:23.600 they're allowed to now it was just doing

03:15:25.400 my job says right hey it's on look it got

03:15:27.880 written down guys I can do it I'm allowed

03:15:29.520 to now see see how that works everything

03:15:31.940 they're always it's always going to be

03:15:33.920 legal no matter what it is they want to

03:15:35.300 do it's going to be legal it's not

03:15:36.420 legal to confiscate guns well let's pass

03:15:38.060 the law that we can confiscate guns and

03:15:39.420 then we'll confiscate the guns and

03:15:41.100 they'll say well everyone wants to hide

03:15:43.120 behind oh it's illegal you can't

03:15:44.560 fucking what if the laws don't fucking

03:15:46.460 matter what if hey I know it's a crazy

03:15:48.760 concept what if fuck the law though what

03:15:51.580 if that you know what else used to be the

03:15:53.560 law slavery you know slavery was the law

03:15:56.100 if a slave ran away and you you know you

03:15:59.960 were supposed to turn him in that's the

03:16:02.560 law if you're hiding someone's escaped

03:16:04.720 slave you would go to jail now to some

03:16:09.400 people at the time they're like this

03:16:10.580 feels deeply immoral to do this just

03:16:12.780 feels very wrong I don't feel

03:16:14.020 comfortable with this I don't think I'm

03:16:15.640 going to comply with this well then

03:16:16.740 you're going to go to jail because just

03:16:17.900 doing my job it's written down on a

03:16:19.160 piece of paper okay you have to deal

03:16:21.300 with it that way or else you're a

03:16:22.960 terrorist that's where you get that's

03:16:26.540 where you get when no one cares what

03:16:28.040 the moral argument is you get hell is

03:16:33.080 that what you want you want to live in

03:16:34.120 hell that's where we're going you've got

03:16:39.060 their own representatives here in the

03:16:40.280 United States waters how is she still

03:16:43.400 she's got to be 200 years old calls the

03:16:45.760 Republican House members domestic

03:16:47.280 terrorists walking this this line of

03:16:53.260 speech in

03:16:54.740 the 2022 the domestic terrorism prevention

03:17:01.720 act oh lord is it necessary to combat

03:17:03.980 white supremacists

03:17:04.980 yeah anyone who's not with the system is

03:17:10.780 a terrorist that is where we will go

03:17:12.600 inevitably that is 100% where it ends and

03:17:17.440 don't you don't you say anything about

03:17:21.040 stuff like this because then you will be

03:17:22.680 racist on the left we have a Rochester

03:17:25.480 man giving 180 days in jail for raping

03:17:28.060 girls plural the victims were between

03:17:30.280 four and nine years old at the time

03:17:32.780 there was no moving on or getting over

03:17:35.000 it one said in court obviously and on

03:17:38.240 the right we have a teenager who made

03:17:39.980 far-right hate videos he's going to jail

03:17:42.540 for 11 and a half years Daniel Harris 19

03:17:45.080 from Derbyshire this probably in the

03:17:47.100 United Kingdom yeah it looks like it

03:17:48.180 described by the judge as a date is

03:17:49.920 dangerous and a propagandist so a

03:17:52.040 little bit of a disconnect here made

03:17:56.140 videos 11 and a half years raped two

03:17:59.880 children a couple months in jail

03:18:02.760 interesting interesting difference

03:18:09.160 you can trust them they're the people

03:18:16.140 in charge the Scottish leadership just

03:18:18.880 so you get in I don't I don't feel

03:18:20.380 Canada feel like they're alone you know

03:18:22.080 I mean I don't live there I live in

03:18:23.540 diagonal on now I have for years so I

03:18:25.040 don't suffer your nonsense but the people

03:18:30.140 of the world they're all Western

03:18:31.560 leadership has become infected with this

03:18:34.340 insane neo-Marxist you know radical

03:18:36.980 feminist in crazy person thinking they're

03:18:39.660 out of their mind they're in a cult you

03:18:42.080 might as well have Scientologists running

03:18:43.940 your nation you might as well you might as

03:18:45.760 well be paying taxes to Lord Zinu or else

03:18:47.860 the mountain will explode or the volcano

03:18:49.460 will consume everybody's whatever the

03:18:51.060 fuck the story is the lore whatever the

03:18:54.560 science fiction novel of whatever

03:18:56.020 Scientology says those people might as

03:18:58.640 well be in charge because you have insane

03:19:00.300 people like this saying that the trans

03:19:03.020 criminals who were raping women are

03:19:05.300 women I see Nicola who is this surgeon

03:19:09.400 says transgender criminals convicted for

03:19:11.080 raping women are women despite a car crash

03:19:12.920 interview in which she appeared to flip

03:19:13.980 flop all over the place because she

03:19:15.260 doesn't want to get in trouble she wants

03:19:17.660 to whoever she's talking to she's going

03:19:19.140 to tell them what they want to hear

03:19:20.120 that's what weak spineless politicians

03:19:22.300 do they're not leaders that's why we're

03:19:24.740 in this mess actual leadership and

03:19:27.780 backbones and moral foundations guiding

03:19:30.440 you know the wise elders the men that

03:19:32.320 we're supposed to follow like fuck what

03:19:34.680 do we do there's a problem ask the you

03:19:36.740 know the kings they'll handle it they're

03:19:39.640 the you know they're smart they're up

03:19:41.780 there for a reason they're going to look

03:19:43.100 at no we don't have that anymore we

03:19:45.100 have spineless fish who will want to be

03:19:47.840 popular at any cost so they can have a

03:19:49.640 turn at the pig trough even if it means

03:19:51.020 selling out you know the sanity of your

03:19:52.560 own people controversy began after 31

03:19:54.720 year old Adam Graham who was found

03:19:56.240 guilty of raping two women during a

03:19:58.120 frenzied frenzied sex attacks is

03:20:00.160 described as frenzied he's just running

03:20:02.340 around on a rape spree was sent to

03:20:04.720 Scotland's only all-female prison well

03:20:06.940 that sounds delightful only went on trial

03:20:09.540 for the attacks that Graham announced that

03:20:10.620 he was transitioning into a woman in

03:20:11.900 process which seems seemingly culminated

03:20:13.920 in him wearing a bad wig and cheap

03:20:15.240 makeup the rapist was clearly trying to

03:20:17.580 exploit Scotland's ludicrously woke

03:20:19.260 legal system in which biological males

03:20:20.900 who identify as women can be sent to

03:20:22.800 female prisons after a massive public

03:20:27.240 backlash the Scottish first minister

03:20:29.240 reiterated her belief that trans women

03:20:30.920 are women no matter how many actual

03:20:33.080 women they have violently raped oh lord I

03:20:37.300 don't know if I have it in me but let's

03:20:39.700 let's uh let's hear let's hear let's hear

03:20:42.100 let's hear what the goblin speak the

03:20:43.960 goblin is speaking everyone be quiet my

03:20:46.320 question is are all trans women women

03:20:48.640 they haven't answered that question well

03:20:50.020 that's not the point that we're dealing

03:20:52.720 with yet the question I'm at trans women

03:20:54.220 are you put admit you put a rapist in a

03:20:56.420 female jail that's not what we're here to

03:21:00.720 talk about oh isn't it are women but in

03:21:02.980 the prison context there is no automatic

03:21:05.400 right for a trans woman there are

03:21:06.960 contexts where a trans woman is not a

03:21:08.280 woman no there is there is

03:21:11.380 circumstances in which a trans woman

03:21:13.620 will be housed in the male prison

03:21:16.240 estate is there any context in which a

03:21:18.060 woman born as a woman will be housed in

03:21:19.420 the male estate look we're talking here

03:21:21.100 about trans women and I'm now asking

03:21:22.460 about women born as women I don't think

03:21:24.280 there are circumstances there but it's

03:21:26.540 different for can you believe especially

03:21:29.480 people in Scotland this is an this is a

03:21:31.620 serious conversation that's being this

03:21:33.320 taking place from a leader a member of

03:21:35.120 who's leading your country I don't know

03:21:37.400 why things are going sideways in

03:21:38.400 Scotland I mean look you can't do

03:21:39.580 better than this this is this is a real

03:21:43.240 conversation that they're having this

03:21:44.780 is what this what used to be online old

03:21:47.200 school internet making fun of the left

03:21:49.020 five years ago probably five years ago

03:21:52.540 people like Crowder were doing sketches

03:21:54.400 like this like oh my god like it's

03:21:56.280 beyond absurd it was absurd what they

03:21:58.740 were doing then but this was like next

03:21:59.940 now we've reached that how much further

03:22:01.680 will we go how much further is there to

03:22:03.560 go how much crazier can this get she's

03:22:06.920 like it's just it's nonsense she can't

03:22:09.260 figure out what's going on because it's

03:22:11.240 called gobbledygook this is again a

03:22:15.160 communist tactic that they employ look at

03:22:18.140 G oh it sounds like it I know it sounds

03:22:20.140 like a made-up word and it's perfect

03:22:21.860 because that's what it is gobbledygook

03:22:23.540 it's word salad bullshit nonsense to

03:22:29.520 confuse people

03:22:30.420 it's all it is it doesn't mean anything

03:22:35.060 none of it means anything and you can't

03:22:36.860 make heads or tails of it you can make

03:22:38.360 it sound like however you want it's

03:22:39.600 designed that way because it's weapon

03:22:41.040 it's a weapon it's propaganda it's

03:22:44.100 meant to do that as you think China's

03:22:45.800 doing this shit the Russians are doing

03:22:48.060 this you know no no this is really good

03:22:51.860 for everyone we're doing great that

03:22:53.540 because we we think of the amount of

03:22:56.240 time we're spending on shit like this

03:22:58.280 all of the problems we have we still

03:23:01.080 haven't hated AIDS even get cured I think

03:23:03.120 Freddie Mercury wants his fucking live

03:23:05.300 aid money back you know all of the

03:23:09.140 problems we've had that we've had for

03:23:10.680 decades that just never seem to be able

03:23:13.160 to get fixed somehow it's such a puzzling

03:23:15.280 thing to you know ponder do you know

03:23:18.920 why well how are we ever going to fix

03:23:22.400 anything when this is what we're

03:23:23.920 wasting our fucking time with we have

03:23:25.460 the House of Commons in Canada going

03:23:27.000 all right everybody we're gonna talk

03:23:29.740 about what Tucker Carlson said about us

03:23:32.460 today on over the over the pond in

03:23:34.960 Scotland we've got this going on are

03:23:36.940 women but in the present context there

03:23:39.160 is no automatic right for a trans woman

03:23:41.220 there are contexts where a trans woman is

03:23:42.580 not a woman no there is there is

03:23:45.940 circumstances in which a trans woman

03:23:48.160 will be housed in the male prison

03:23:50.780 estate is there any context in which a

03:23:52.620 woman born as a woman will be housed in

03:23:53.980 the male estate look we're talking here

03:23:55.640 about trans women I'm now asking about

03:23:57.180 women born as women I don't think there

03:23:58.940 are circumstances there but it's

03:24:01.100 different for trans women well yes and

03:24:03.240 I'm not so they're not equal that is

03:24:05.620 not that there is a risk assessment

03:24:07.560 process done for trans women that you

03:24:10.480 see the reason you can't come up with a

03:24:11.820 straight answer lady is because it's

03:24:13.280 fucking nonsense when you can't just

03:24:14.720 explain it in very simple terms that a

03:24:16.800 child can understand you don't know

03:24:18.520 what you're talking about pretty sure

03:24:22.240 that's an Albert Einstein quote and he's

03:24:24.320 very right if if that is correct if you

03:24:26.580 can't you need to if you're able to

03:24:28.320 explain it like a child like to anyone on

03:24:30.340 the street you should be able to if

03:24:32.600 you're smart and you know what you're

03:24:33.760 talking about whatever it is rocket

03:24:36.220 physics fucking anything as complicated as

03:24:38.460 good the mechanism of how an atomic bomb

03:24:40.400 works you can explain it to end someone

03:24:44.440 who doesn't know anything about that

03:24:45.480 shit if you know what you're talking

03:24:46.680 about you can't answer these questions

03:24:48.740 because it's not just it's nonsense

03:24:50.520 there is no answer it's madness you live

03:24:54.320 in a world of madness you're in a looney

03:24:55.940 tunes episode

03:24:56.780 like there's some interesting go watch

03:25:04.840 this is fun I did this once just out of

03:25:06.540 curiosity and I had a great time

03:25:07.940 watching it because I'm a nerd I was up

03:25:10.620 at one like for an hour probably I've

03:25:12.460 watched a numerous US military training

03:25:14.820 videos from the World War two now why it

03:25:18.040 was interesting was because they would

03:25:20.320 take they're far so fucking far far

03:25:23.780 far fucking superior to the shit that

03:25:25.740 we're doing now I'm telling you we went

03:25:27.840 backwards in time so taking into

03:25:29.740 consideration the average army GI

03:25:31.300 private corporals like these guys

03:25:33.420 they're not going to be educated they

03:25:34.780 don't have college degrees they don't

03:25:35.920 have university something don't even

03:25:36.780 read or write you know they're farm

03:25:38.180 kids or fishermen you wrote so you have

03:25:39.880 to talk to them in plain terms so that

03:25:41.820 they understand what they need to do and

03:25:44.000 you can take high you know very

03:25:45.680 complicated is you know especially if

03:25:47.460 somebody could today explain it things

03:25:49.120 like company attacks and ambushes and

03:25:51.120 how to assault a machine gun nest and

03:25:52.520 blah blah blah how does this you know

03:25:53.920 anti-tank weapon system work they call

03:25:55.800 it a like this is the precision

03:25:57.020 patriot missile anti-tank defense of

03:25:58.660 you know weapon system 4.6 mark 17

03:26:01.300 designed by Lockheed Martin blah blah

03:26:02.920 blah blah blah blah they don't give a

03:26:05.580 shit you know it's a waste of time what

03:26:08.160 do they need to do they need to know how

03:26:10.400 to fight and to win so tell them how to

03:26:13.740 do it do you know the fuck you're

03:26:14.760 talking about yeah I do unfortunately

03:26:16.380 okay good so they're like here's all

03:26:19.480 right see you see you got one of these

03:26:21.200 babies hey it's got a fucking bazooka he's

03:26:23.460 like all you gotta do is fucking and

03:26:25.700 he's like your polar pen you extend the

03:26:27.480 tube or no that's an m72 I'm thinking

03:26:29.360 of but we're gonna you know you put the

03:26:30.820 thing in and you you line it up like so

03:26:32.960 and you just give the old take the

03:26:34.940 safety off and make sure this is set to

03:26:36.920 whatever the fuck and then when that

03:26:39.200 German tank gets within a hundred meters

03:26:41.120 you aim right here right at the soft spot

03:26:43.020 right at the belly yeah that's the spot

03:26:45.060 and then you let them have it you know

03:26:48.860 and it's like makes sense and they're

03:26:50.760 like good to go done they're all

03:26:52.800 trained on the bazooka now all right

03:26:54.180 go shoot them there boom you guys I'll

03:26:55.800 shoot one good to go got it now we're

03:26:58.220 like we're gonna spend a week training

03:26:59.640 on it like oh my fuck they did

03:27:02.680 everything in very simple basic like

03:27:04.540 almost cartoonishly hilariously simple

03:27:06.480 and it it all it was all legit all the

03:27:09.220 tactics everything was like yeah that

03:27:10.420 that is basically what you do yeah so

03:27:12.800 the people then were so much smarter to

03:27:15.920 now it's a it's so they are women or

03:27:20.700 well it's complicated because like I

03:27:22.640 mean well how they express and I did it

03:27:24.140 no it's nonsense it's gobbledygook if

03:27:25.820 you can't explain it to a five-year-old

03:27:27.200 forget it forget it it's not real it's

03:27:29.820 not even a real thing how do you explain

03:27:33.180 atomic bomb to a child okay well

03:27:35.040 basically Billy you know what bombs are

03:27:37.640 right big explosions yeah so this kind of

03:27:39.780 bomb is a special bomb see scientists

03:27:41.620 have found a way to go really really

03:27:43.540 small right to the at right to the

03:27:45.580 atomic level that's why it's called

03:27:46.780 atomic bomb inside your body and

03:27:48.440 everything in the world there are these

03:27:49.500 atoms and they're very very small and

03:27:51.560 they've discovered that if you're able

03:27:52.980 to split one in half the release of

03:27:55.620 energy from doing so creates a huge

03:27:57.340 you know explosion and that's why it's

03:27:59.520 called an atomic bomb essentially that's

03:28:03.500 how it works split the atom kaboom so

03:28:06.620 they've designed a process you know and

03:28:08.520 you could probably I that's basically

03:28:10.260 the latest what more do you need to

03:28:11.760 know imagine what a new what a

03:28:14.200 scientist a physicist a person that

03:28:16.020 actually builds nuclear bombs how they

03:28:17.840 could explain it to you very very

03:28:19.880 fucking easily they're not going to be

03:28:21.080 sitting there waffling around on

03:28:22.300 buzzwords in terms don't make sense

03:28:23.900 oh what's the yield is it well it

03:28:26.560 depends the the the conic you know the

03:28:28.860 thermal barrack oh well I mean I don't

03:28:31.140 you don't know what the fuck you're

03:28:31.880 talking about do you you don't have any

03:28:33.640 confidence in the subject material fail

03:28:36.100 you have failed PLQ get out you have

03:28:39.780 failed you will be a corporal forever

03:28:41.340 you are too stupid to be in charge I'm

03:28:43.400 sorry sorry

03:28:44.700 lesson up see you know it seems

03:28:51.640 ridiculous it's like it's so stupid and

03:28:53.480 campy it's like a 1940 you think it was a

03:28:55.280 joke like no these are the real army

03:28:56.780 training man like training videos they'd

03:28:58.640 sit down in the theaters and bro

03:28:59.940 so you're going to fight the Japs hey

03:29:05.500 like that's how it would start and it'd

03:29:08.560 be like cartoon Japanese soldiers in the

03:29:10.400 bushes and shit but fuck it works if you

03:29:13.300 remember it and you get the gist of

03:29:14.640 what's supposed to happen dude you're

03:29:16.040 with it that's the whole that's how

03:29:17.220 training is if you can take what's in

03:29:20.240 here and put it in there and they they

03:29:23.020 get it they're like I know exactly it

03:29:24.720 worked the USB mind-to-mind transfer

03:29:27.740 sorry about communication or that's how

03:29:29.260 somebody's you know they're a smart

03:29:30.280 communicator you don't use these insane

03:29:33.120 words but make this person in their

03:29:38.760 head be in the same place as you are in

03:29:40.940 your head okay go yeah you don't know

03:29:45.040 what you're talking about you can't

03:29:48.640 explain shit people are very good at

03:29:50.540 explaining things they know a lot about

03:29:51.840 ask a lot of these sports ball guys if

03:29:53.500 you got real interested like explain to

03:29:55.040 me how a power play works oh well so

03:30:00.340 you got like five guys on the ice right

03:30:01.860 well you get a penalty you fucking lose

03:30:04.360 one so you're not a guy you know like

03:30:06.720 oh interesting yes you know a lot about

03:30:08.940 this game

03:30:09.480 it's a lot of rules but you can explain

03:30:13.760 them all pretty quickly because you do

03:30:16.560 nothing else

03:30:17.220 anyway we're screwed it's all over I'm

03:30:21.360 just gonna play this because it's funny

03:30:22.740 and you know I like this is an old Ben

03:30:25.860 Banks is going down memory lane for CBC

03:30:27.940 I don't have a name because they don't

03:30:30.840 let me have a name

03:30:31.720 they used to call me Associated Press

03:30:34.320 around the office but I haven't been

03:30:36.660 there in over a year so I don't know

03:30:38.720 what they call me now

03:30:39.700 hey guys can you hear me I'm just

03:30:41.900 sorry I just muted you I'm not sure if

03:30:46.700 they pay me but they do give me free

03:30:48.140 CBC gem where I watch Baroness Von

03:30:50.060 Sketch on repeat while I contemplate

03:30:51.860 transitioning into a female so my

03:30:53.480 articles get pushed more by the state

03:30:55.100 this is my favorite little mosque on the

03:30:57.260 prairie episode where they blow up

03:30:59.300 corner gas

03:31:01.640 crossover episode only on CBC gem I'm

03:31:04.660 just worried they're gonna open things

03:31:05.900 up and then I'm gonna actually have to go

03:31:08.200 and report on stuff instead of just

03:31:09.920 reading three random tweets and basing

03:31:12.420 a whole article on it I mean 75% of

03:31:14.980 Canadians are white why do they need to

03:31:17.080 be entertained I work for CBC I don't

03:31:20.720 have a name because they don't let me

03:31:22.540 have a name

03:31:23.100 he's funny he deserves to be popular

03:31:27.600 he's good at it good for him oh all

03:31:30.180 right let's check these chats and then

03:31:31.380 we're gonna fucking shut this down we

03:31:33.220 did that all right for a second like

03:31:34.180 do we do the horrible factor for all

03:31:35.620 right I we drag it was like dragging you

03:31:38.380 over hot coals factor fairy tale are you

03:31:40.280 kidding oh it was horrible I didn't

03:31:42.200 listen I didn't like to have to do

03:31:43.320 that to you but it had to be done

03:31:44.400 and something had to be something had

03:31:46.280 to be done you guys know what you're

03:31:48.060 being like you know what it's getting

03:31:49.120 like you're getting soft all right

03:31:51.060 miss some fucking rumble chats now I

03:31:54.340 gotta scroll up because it's not a

03:31:55.640 very intuitive system you literally

03:31:57.720 have to physically scroll up and just

03:31:59.120 look for them doesn't pin them or

03:32:01.700 anything you know right madam breezy

03:32:04.040 swearing at me in Spanish I think was

03:32:05.380 that you getting bogged down it was

03:32:07.360 getting bogged down in the details

03:32:08.580 again be that voice is here to take

03:32:10.320 my money from the dumpster city where

03:32:11.920 dead people ride around on transit

03:32:13.580 people where libtards think she's

03:32:15.680 sleeping and I'm the great what have

03:32:18.540 we reached that stage now there's just

03:32:19.820 dead people on buses and like no one

03:32:21.580 cares you know I was just probably

03:32:25.300 asleep I don't look asleep she looks

03:32:27.540 dead if anybody asks she's okay why

03:32:29.800 would you do that we live in a city in

03:32:31.080 Canada nobody cares about anybody EJ

03:32:34.580 Roby Roby says take my money where are

03:32:38.920 you gonna put it anyway up Phillips

03:32:40.800 knows whatever I wanted to give me your

03:32:43.180 money you have some give it to me I want

03:32:45.060 it well we're almost ready to launch the

03:32:46.960 grift shop that's gonna be the website

03:32:50.520 where we're gonna grift your little

03:32:54.220 hearts out we're of all kinds of

03:32:55.640 pointless shit that you don't need that's

03:32:57.120 you know terrible quality and we're gonna

03:32:59.420 charge way too much for it I'm gonna be

03:33:00.720 like buy it buy it or fuck you give me

03:33:02.480 your money you know straight up it's the

03:33:05.880 grift shop Greg Arcade's idea so blame

03:33:09.840 him like let's just fuck fuck it hey

03:33:12.700 you're at the grift shop give me your

03:33:14.160 shit give me your money here's some

03:33:15.380 crap that nobody wants thank you goodbye

03:33:17.040 leave you're in the way we need more

03:33:18.360 customers I won't be that cynical I hope

03:33:23.660 it could be though it very well could be

03:33:25.020 that cynical madam breezes is thank you

03:33:26.720 for bringing this up pedophilia should

03:33:28.060 never be normalized no I'm glad you

03:33:30.400 brought that up at the end here

03:33:31.660 because that's kind of what I wanted

03:33:32.520 to leave with Western critique who are

03:33:36.560 you I do always do this on Odyssey

03:33:39.860 Canada's conservatives are brutal

03:33:41.380 leftists so that they're just even if

03:33:45.080 they're not they don't have the will to

03:33:47.180 oppose them they won't stop them they

03:33:49.740 they won't they don't have what it

03:33:52.760 takes they're too weak and they're too

03:33:54.620 soft and the other side knows how to

03:33:56.600 beat them every time and the you know

03:33:59.700 this pretends they don't have what it

03:34:01.460 takes they just don't have what it

03:34:02.340 takes you know they're not willing to

03:34:04.040 go do the work get dirty and fight them

03:34:07.240 where they need to be fought because

03:34:08.280 they'll be called names and nobody

03:34:09.500 wants that so they're just gonna let it

03:34:10.920 happen it's really pathetic it's really

03:34:14.540 really pathetic Paris says I missed it

03:34:17.040 episode 300 congratulations thank you

03:34:18.760 thank you mr. Sweden secular says we got

03:34:20.840 to kick the goblin in the pit while we

03:34:22.700 hydrate it's a good time it's a good

03:34:24.120 opportunity to hydrate is when they're in

03:34:25.800 the pit

03:34:26.060 oh um this is really getting

03:34:35.300 this is just insulting in a lot of

03:34:44.180 different ways soldiers and battle

03:34:46.440 imagery at historic sites may trigger

03:34:48.340 people parks Canada survey says

03:34:50.780 last year the government dished out

03:34:54.540 $54,000 on focus groups to seek

03:34:56.540 opinions about an advertising campaign

03:34:57.940 for Canada's national parks studies

03:34:59.940 commissioned by parks can declare that

03:35:01.180 some Canadians reacted negatively to

03:35:03.360 imagery of historic battles because

03:35:04.820 it's colonialism and the ongoing war in

03:35:07.140 Ukraine oh okay well fuck all those

03:35:10.120 people fuck those wars fuck the dead

03:35:12.480 fuck the graves fuck the monuments get

03:35:14.320 rid of all of it because Becky's

03:35:16.080 triggered oh were you triggered you

03:35:18.160 know what was triggering probably be

03:35:19.920 buried alive by mud in the Battle of

03:35:21.760 the Somme that would probably be

03:35:23.280 pretty fucking triggering especially

03:35:24.780 to the people that witnessed it and

03:35:25.920 survived to tell the tale I think

03:35:27.360 they would be pretty witnessed or

03:35:28.520 pretty pretty disturbed and

03:35:29.520 triggered by that I think the least

03:35:31.560 you could do is let them have a

03:35:32.800 fucking monument out of respect no

03:35:35.620 you know that might be problematic

03:35:36.940 I'm telling you guys I'm gonna make

03:35:38.280 this prediction right now the next

03:35:39.980 the next real thing they get the

03:35:41.240 last one of the last things are

03:35:42.160 gonna knock out from India is the

03:35:43.540 entire all of it the veteran

03:35:45.480 community the war memorials it's

03:35:46.760 all gonna come down it's white

03:35:49.420 supremacy it's colonialism hey those

03:35:51.120 world wars is 98 99% white people

03:35:53.300 wasn't it all the battle honors the

03:35:55.840 movies the whole it's it's very

03:35:57.580 toxic toxic European culture ooh

03:35:59.920 gross no good they're gonna come for

03:36:02.740 it they're working around the edges

03:36:04.440 of it right now chip away at the

03:36:07.560 veteran people we'll call them

03:36:08.400 ideologically motivated violent

03:36:09.660 extremists there's no violence but

03:36:10.780 we'll call them that anyway so people

03:36:11.900 be scared of them the police will

03:36:13.280 stigmatize the veterans and infer

03:36:14.720 they're all dangerous ticking time

03:36:16.060 bombs we can't let them have guns or

03:36:17.700 be out there they're great they've

03:36:18.860 got severe PTSD oh they do really you

03:36:22.880 just pull that out of your ass or

03:36:24.100 what are you doing

03:36:24.700 they will it's one of the last shreds

03:36:30.620 of it's a it's a it's a it's a pillar

03:36:32.400 of nationalism it's one of the last

03:36:34.180 few remaining things that people can

03:36:35.620 still get behind and wave the flag and

03:36:37.060 be proud of as as part of their

03:36:38.900 national identity and that's not

03:36:40.300 allowed in the new communist system

03:36:41.700 that will go that will go I you know

03:36:44.800 it as some speaking these words I know

03:36:46.780 you can feel it in your gut they're

03:36:48.040 like yeah you can read the writing on

03:36:50.520 the wall you can see them circling it

03:36:52.480 from the distance licking their lips

03:36:54.460 and some I'm gonna take down that

03:36:56.260 fucking war memorial someday that's

03:36:59.040 just fucking white people worship is

03:37:00.760 what that is it's triggering it's

03:37:03.320 triggering yeah why and why are we

03:37:05.620 glorifying these horrible conflicts

03:37:07.680 anyway people shouldn't even be we

03:37:09.900 shouldn't even have to think about

03:37:11.060 this this is terrible I'm traumatized

03:37:14.200 really you're traumatized here's what

03:37:19.800 I find traumatizing

03:37:20.800 being someone that was subjected to

03:37:27.480 these conditions under the false

03:37:29.520 pretenses that I thought it was you

03:37:30.840 know good for the nation we were

03:37:32.420 protecting our interests and so on

03:37:33.880 totally wasn't

03:37:36.840 those decisions that ruin the lives of

03:37:41.320 tons of people many friends of mine

03:37:43.100 lots of them have lost their lives or

03:37:44.640 killed themselves since

03:37:45.600 because it damages you severely this is

03:37:51.420 not a career that you take on

03:37:52.940 and expect to like it's like you

03:37:58.200 recover from professional boxing and

03:37:59.780 you have brain damage and all fucked up

03:38:01.120 it's like well what did you expect you

03:38:02.520 get punched in the face for a living like

03:38:04.160 the NFL like there are none of those

03:38:05.640 guys are healthy no one retires from

03:38:07.240 the NFL like I feel great their

03:38:09.140 bodies are destroyed but they know

03:38:10.480 that like that's that's part of the

03:38:11.680 deal in exchange we're gonna pay you a

03:38:13.960 lot you know there's an understanding

03:38:16.980 and the people making these colossally

03:38:27.080 horrible decisions have no idea what

03:38:30.020 the fuck they're talking about and

03:38:31.520 worse than that they're getting rich to

03:38:33.360 do it here's some of the perks okay so

03:38:38.740 remember it's fit remember 57% of the

03:38:41.200 Senate was appointed by the current

03:38:42.320 government so that's the last battle

03:38:44.500 they're never gonna when push comes to

03:38:46.220 shove whatever goes to the Senate's

03:38:47.760 getting passed if you know what I'm

03:38:48.780 saying are you suggesting they're not

03:38:50.980 independent yes obviously duh doy it's

03:38:55.080 politics they reach senator status and

03:38:58.000 all of a sudden they're fucking above

03:38:59.800 oh no we're above all that we're

03:39:01.380 basically you know blind justice you

03:39:04.580 know oh yeah

03:39:05.180 this was from 2019 after the after the

03:39:11.220 election there were 98 new MPs and

03:39:12.860 this person decided it was interesting

03:39:14.300 to let everybody know Amanda Connolly I

03:39:16.320 believe that members of the House of

03:39:20.000 Commons get a base salary but can also

03:39:21.620 get top-ups if they serve in

03:39:22.860 additional roles which many of them do

03:39:24.700 to start each MP will take home a

03:39:26.280 salary of a hundred and seventy eight

03:39:28.340 thousand nine hundred dollars per year

03:39:30.840 more than double the Canadian median

03:39:32.980 household income the average home

03:39:36.560 where many people are working two jobs

03:39:39.460 the mom and the dad some of them even

03:39:40.880 have two jobs so there's three jobs

03:39:42.860 sometimes four jobs but the median

03:39:44.380 income is seventy thousand dollars so

03:39:45.940 well over half well over double rather

03:39:49.780 plus they get an additional

03:39:51.000 compensation starting at six

03:39:52.280 thousand dollars a year for serving as

03:39:53.620 committee by chairs deputy whip house

03:39:55.120 leader or caucus chair for an

03:39:56.060 opposition party the next top-up

03:39:57.820 bracket is twelve thousand four

03:39:59.020 hundred dollars that goes to anyone

03:39:59.860 that will be tapped to serve in the

03:40:01.200 national security and intelligence

03:40:02.260 committee of parliamentarians

03:40:03.280 they're doing a great job I love

03:40:05.040 what you guys did with the whole

03:40:05.860 diagonal on situation by the way

03:40:07.280 you earned every penny of that twelve

03:40:09.080 thousand four hundred dollar extra

03:40:10.560 dollars on top of the other hundred

03:40:11.700 seventy eight thousand that you've

03:40:12.780 done great job plus the deputy whip

03:40:15.580 the official opposition but an extra

03:40:16.840 seventeen thousand goes to deputy

03:40:18.200 house leaders for the government

03:40:19.220 official opposition the chief

03:40:20.640 government opposition whips the

03:40:21.720 people in charge of the marshalling

03:40:22.700 MPs for things like folks get an extra

03:40:24.520 thirty one thousand dollars and so

03:40:26.400 they're doing quite well do quite well

03:40:28.320 the deputy speaker of the house

03:40:29.360 along with the opposition house

03:40:30.400 leader and chair of national security

03:40:31.400 intelligence committee of

03:40:32.120 parliamentarians receives an

03:40:33.040 additional forty four thousand

03:40:35.420 dollars while the leaders of the

03:40:36.440 parties other than the government

03:40:37.400 official parties get an extra sixty

03:40:39.300 thousand dollars why not they're

03:40:41.500 all let's just make them all

03:40:42.280 millionaires members of parliament

03:40:43.960 also get a range of allowances for

03:40:45.260 their office budget travel expenses

03:40:47.160 and housing of course each MP gets

03:40:48.700 three hundred and sixty three thousand

03:40:50.400 dollars to run their offices

03:40:51.580 including employee salaries operating

03:40:53.320 costs of wireless devices they also

03:40:55.720 get a range of expenses and

03:40:56.660 allowances for travel both expenses

03:40:58.320 they incur personally and those

03:40:59.780 that related to travel for

03:41:01.340 parliamentary purposes oh yes I it

03:41:04.560 was for work reasons you know how

03:41:06.960 often that abuse goes on the guys

03:41:08.580 dog eyes in the army left and right

03:41:10.060 I guarantee they're milking this for

03:41:11.880 his every penny they're writing off

03:41:13.960 everything to the taxpayer they

03:41:15.060 possibly fucking can so they're

03:41:19.000 rolling in money as well MPs can

03:41:20.420 charge up to thirty thousand dollars

03:41:22.000 in meals accommodations and

03:41:23.000 incidentals that they themselves

03:41:24.420 incur during travel and separate

03:41:25.820 to a separate expense account so if

03:41:28.280 you thought they were spending this

03:41:29.380 money even just on food and hotels

03:41:30.920 they're not they're building you for

03:41:32.280 that too an additional thirty

03:41:33.820 thousand dollars per person probably

03:41:36.420 annually it's a lot of money just to

03:41:38.620 spend on food and hotels starting to

03:41:42.500 get the idea these people live a very

03:41:43.740 very different lifestyle than you the

03:41:47.620 housing allowance we're not done with

03:41:49.680 the allowances that MPs who have a

03:41:51.200 primary residence in their writing to

03:41:52.840 claim a maximum of twenty eight

03:41:54.120 thousand six hundred dollars in

03:41:55.260 secondary housing expenses per year

03:41:56.740 so their apartments all that stuff is

03:42:00.780 paid for everything's paid for plus a

03:42:03.120 massive salary on top of it that's

03:42:06.960 telling you to trust the science those

03:42:08.500 are the people telling you to stay

03:42:10.240 home stay safe send all of our

03:42:11.360 weapons our soldiers everyone our

03:42:12.560 children to go die in Ukraine saying

03:42:18.160 you're asking for more than we're

03:42:19.700 willing to give right now why don't

03:42:21.100 you just cancel Disney plus are you

03:42:23.440 struggling for money try canceling

03:42:24.520 Disney plus that we did at our house

03:42:25.880 where we make three hundred and some

03:42:27.140 thousand dollars on the books at the

03:42:35.800 very least at the very minimum please

03:42:41.260 Canada for the love of God the least you

03:42:46.920 can do is make them uncomfortable with

03:42:49.700 this on top of everything else they've

03:42:53.780 done how many people are suffering and

03:43:00.740 dying right now because of these scum did

03:43:04.360 you know that one of the survivors of the

03:43:06.180 Porta Peak massacre took his own life a

03:43:07.800 little while ago when I was in jail

03:43:09.000 actually because he couldn't even get he

03:43:10.900 couldn't they wouldn't help him sell

03:43:11.840 his house he wanted to move he didn't

03:43:13.400 want to be there anymore couldn't get

03:43:15.120 mental health attention because well

03:43:16.720 there's no doctors they all got fired

03:43:19.280 so he said fuck it and he killed himself

03:43:22.920 so we're up to 24 victims how much more

03:43:25.680 the damage it did psychologically to the

03:43:31.940 children the lockdown I mean I could go

03:43:33.580 on and on and on and they got rich to do

03:43:37.500 it all richer more money than any of us

03:43:40.860 will ever make and they get pensions

03:43:45.280 too just for being there a little while

03:43:48.820 what is it six years to get a pension

03:43:50.340 six or seven years something laughable

03:43:52.760 doesn't that make you mad

03:44:02.080 the extent that we are being taken

03:44:06.620 advantage of is grotesque it's beyond

03:44:11.400 the pale the very minimum the very bare

03:44:13.860 minimum you can do is is make them

03:44:15.880 understand that on top of everything

03:44:20.120 else on top of everything they've done

03:44:21.340 everything they get away with they don't

03:44:23.460 get to just have a nice time while they

03:44:27.960 bleed us like a stuck pig I like what

03:44:33.440 Chris guy's doing somebody's got to put

03:44:38.820 a stop to this shit they've got phone

03:44:43.180 numbers they've got offices

03:44:44.740 blondies is cheers to season three

03:45:02.540 episode 300 of diagonal teach to still and

03:45:05.760 thank you very much Chelsea Christopher

03:45:07.180 walk-ins I feel like the moon gets bigger

03:45:10.760 then it gets smaller at the same time

03:45:13.440 that's doing weird things that moon

03:45:16.160 secular 07 pair scotian lady tenacious v

03:45:20.200 what happened in waco man on the mountain

03:45:21.820 dr jenstein viscer of men ariel swindelstein

03:45:25.160 mr bullock slava monalita here in

03:45:27.920 cancer mr bullock I did you already

03:45:30.940 david's the best demise and as a paladin

03:45:38.420 godzilla here are chelsea I did oh this

03:45:41.380 never stopped so i brought the reaper's

03:45:43.480 son scott baker satoshi eight and

03:45:48.340 jolina marty thanks buddy I appreciate it

03:45:52.980 marty marty let's go marty big at

03:45:57.420 colvin's mom feather not dot mika

03:45:58.860 shrie mclams harris littlefoot the real

03:46:03.420 bread hearts robert o'leary angel of

03:46:06.780 wrath oh there's so many different ones

03:46:07.880 three northman northern bigot short and

03:46:09.660 long john m scarecrow pilot mike

03:46:13.000 based agoras full draw dan the raise

03:46:18.720 canadian thank you guys very much

03:46:20.200 be that voice madam breezy

03:46:25.100 ram and i might have missed one somebody

03:46:29.960 on uh over there on on rumble

03:46:32.620 western critique thank you very much

03:46:34.120 guys i appreciate it

03:46:35.020 get costumes british accents and we'll

03:46:40.020 just

03:46:40.220 why why not they want to be ridiculous

03:46:44.540 well we'll be ridiculous more we'll be more

03:46:46.600 ridiculous we'll get our own fucking

03:46:48.420 balloon we'll float a boat we'll balloon this

03:46:51.040 whole place our balloons will blot out the

03:46:53.380 sun all right and then when you surrender

03:46:57.800 you're going in the oblivion pit

03:46:59.380 thanks guys appreciate it 300 is a lot

03:47:09.540 100 200 300 times a bigot i thank you for

03:47:13.900 all of them take care of yourselves it's a

03:47:16.180 weekend don't get too crazy uh but you know

03:47:19.300 don't be lame either

03:47:20.140 pipette six separate parvanas we'll see you next time

03:47:23.400 ragingdistance.com cheers guys

03:47:24.880 we bought a one-way ticket cause we're sick of it all

03:47:31.580 back to bed we're going at the bottom but we got no reason to lay no

03:47:38.520 like you care anyway no

03:47:41.000 cheer take one last breath take all you can

03:47:44.800 to finish up and last

03:47:46.460 what we're doing is say no

03:47:48.280 philip no i don't can you hear me from up

03:48:12.680 there don't you land that balloon here i can hear you i don't want to hear it

03:48:17.880 no phil get this out of the law we can't have it here

03:48:22.700 you can't land this in the front of the house phil

03:48:25.080 who are these people these are hard where'd you get these horse no take them

03:48:29.800 back to russia phil no i said no cocaine water balloons

03:48:34.300 why is it here reloading them what

03:48:37.220 why is there a massive of course there's a massive stash of drugs in the wood pile

03:48:42.680 no wonder nobody's taking the wood it's a fucking hiding place for his drugs

03:48:47.900 yeah take it and go just take it and go

03:48:51.880 don't touch that you skank get up now i gotta burn this desk

03:48:56.000 i gotta burn this desk phil

03:48:57.760 get out get on your crazy war six drug balloon and get the fuck out of here

03:49:04.640 christ

03:49:07.620 i don't want to say it

03:49:26.440 you

03:49:33.420 yeah

03:49:37.620 you

03:49:46.220 you

03:49:46.360 you

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