Raging Dissident Podcast - 🏴RageCast 318： MOVE

00:00:00.000 We'll be right back.

00:00:30.000 We'll be right back.

00:01:00.680 Don't know, don't care.

00:01:01.960 Nobody cares.

00:01:02.600 Nobody's ever cared.

00:01:09.000 As you do.

00:01:11.500 I had that song stuck in my head.

00:01:22.100 I had a, Greg Arcade did a little country cover of that and it's been stuck in my head.

00:01:25.960 So, um, that, that's, that's why, that's why we're doing that.

00:01:28.940 A little bit late.

00:01:29.340 Sorry.

00:01:29.680 A tactic again.

00:01:31.020 That's what happens.

00:01:31.800 It's, I'm a one man band here and, uh, things go sideways.

00:01:35.200 See me literally every day.

00:01:37.280 I don't know how, you know, I really don't understand how this keeps happening, but it

00:01:41.280 does keep happening.

00:01:41.860 So, a couple of issues.

00:01:45.560 I seem to sort out, but entropy, on the other hand, seems to be dead.

00:01:48.340 I think it's over.

00:01:49.120 I don't know.

00:01:50.220 I know they've had a few flags on the site going, please guys, we, we kind of need money.

00:01:54.820 Like, we're going down.

00:01:56.680 Help.

00:01:57.320 You know?

00:01:57.980 And, of course, people don't, you know, they like to have free things and that's why everybody

00:02:01.500 still uses YouTube and no one supports, why doesn't somebody just make a new platform?

00:02:05.200 Well, they do and then people don't support it so it goes away and then the pedophiles

00:02:09.800 win.

00:02:10.220 So, that's why we, that's why, you know, that's why I don't pay any attention to the YouTube

00:02:13.540 chatter, you know.

00:02:14.460 It's literally just there for propaganda, just to get shit out there so more people hear it

00:02:18.440 and share it.

00:02:18.680 That's the only reason.

00:02:20.200 Um, I fucking haven't made a dollar, a penny, nothing from YouTube.

00:02:24.660 Since 2019 and I don't ever plan to.

00:02:27.960 I don't support them at all.

00:02:29.020 I think they're, well, they're, they're, they're enabling terrorism and pedophilia and all kinds

00:02:34.520 of stuff.

00:02:34.740 It's a horrible fucking company.

00:02:35.840 I'm just using it, you know, for free to, you know, tell people not to use it, essentially.

00:02:41.340 And you can go to competitor platforms like Rumble and Odyssey who, you know, were startups

00:02:44.680 in the face of what was obviously a very tyrannical and one-sided conversation over there on YouTube.

00:02:51.240 Everyone's banned, of course, as well.

00:02:52.360 I'm on number, I'm on channel, I think I have eight channels now.

00:02:55.380 Which one is this?

00:02:56.660 I don't know.

00:02:57.040 Is it seven?

00:02:57.820 Six?

00:02:58.540 Six, seven, eight.

00:02:59.160 It's one of the three.

00:03:00.280 I'll probably get to 10 by the end of the year.

00:03:01.740 I hope.

00:03:02.120 I'm going to try.

00:03:02.720 Force of Reason.

00:03:03.300 Thank you, brother.

00:03:03.780 So Super Chats work on here and Rumble, folks.

00:03:05.620 He's over on Odyssey as well.

00:03:09.120 Uh, you know, people are like, I don't get notifications.

00:03:11.880 You never do.

00:03:12.660 That's why it's roughly the same.

00:03:13.880 That's why the notifications are on fucking Telegram.

00:03:16.460 I have to, what, what's going on?

00:03:20.960 I say this every day, every evening, every time.

00:03:25.380 If you don't have the Telegram app, you won't know what the hell is happening anywhere with

00:03:30.340 anything ever again.

00:03:32.160 Everything else is, is controlled and censored and buried.

00:03:34.800 Like, oh, are you on Twitter?

00:03:35.920 Like nobody's, you know?

00:03:38.760 So you have to get on the other way.

00:03:39.900 And then if you were, you would know.

00:03:41.240 And you don't because you're not, no one listens to me.

00:03:43.420 I think, I, I think people just like to sit here and, you know, just be hammered and not

00:03:47.980 listen to anything that I say.

00:03:50.820 Whatever.

00:03:51.840 I don't care.

00:03:52.660 It doesn't mean, mean anything to me.

00:03:54.520 Uh, so yeah, there's Rumble.

00:03:55.960 There's, you know, a lot of people over there and they're still trying to figure out why

00:03:58.760 does entropy work?

00:03:59.300 Because it's gone.

00:03:59.940 Because it's probably going bankrupt.

00:04:01.440 Because it's probably, uh, disappeared.

00:04:02.660 Like the website doesn't even exist anymore, right?

00:04:04.160 So maybe they're going through some, I don't know.

00:04:06.580 It's getting harder and harder to get a hold of them.

00:04:08.080 And, uh, hopefully I get paid this month.

00:04:11.580 Wouldn't be the first time this has happened though.

00:04:13.800 That, uh, something goes, uh, belly up and then I'll wait.

00:04:16.480 That's it.

00:04:17.180 Always at the end of the month.

00:04:18.560 You know, it's always at the very end, right before people get paid.

00:04:21.420 Everything seems to, seems to go away.

00:04:23.500 Telegram requires a phone.

00:04:24.900 No way.

00:04:25.420 Oh my God.

00:04:26.040 Then, then, um, what?

00:04:33.660 Okay.

00:04:34.420 I'm going to just, no one in particular.

00:04:36.780 I'm not trying to come at anybody in particular right now, but I'm going to say this because

00:04:41.000 it fucking needs to be said.

00:04:42.560 There is a ton, a ton of pretend badasses out there and pretend, like, are you part of the

00:04:50.820 fucking fight or not?

00:04:51.880 Are you in this or are you not?

00:04:55.780 Oh, I don't want to give out my phone number.

00:04:57.440 Why?

00:04:58.140 Because then, because then people will have it.

00:05:00.040 The government will.

00:05:00.700 They already know everything.

00:05:02.800 You're logged into YouTube, guys.

00:05:04.720 Your IP address, what time you get up to take a piss.

00:05:09.020 They got all of that shit.

00:05:09.960 It's in the terms of service when you say, oh yes, install.

00:05:13.020 Install YouTube.

00:05:14.060 You agreed to, like, just here, have, monitor everything.

00:05:17.020 You have access to all my photos, my camera, my, uh, my phone is, is able to record me on

00:05:21.820 its own if it wants and send data to YouTube.

00:05:23.920 They can do all of this stuff.

00:05:25.380 They say people have TikTok and shit.

00:05:26.920 It's like, this is, like, um, people that are, like, uh, you know, incredibly, it's

00:05:35.940 like people that are, like, obese and chain-smoking cigarettes, but, like, squats are bad for

00:05:39.420 your knees, bro.

00:05:40.460 Like, oh, really?

00:05:43.120 Is that so?

00:05:44.300 Is that so?

00:05:45.320 Um, jeez.

00:05:48.000 Fuck YouTube.

00:05:48.920 It's gross.

00:05:49.480 It's gay.

00:05:50.760 Uh, J, the real Donald T.

00:05:53.000 How you doing, man?

00:05:53.600 Satoshi Ape went on a bender with Philip.

00:05:55.380 Philip don't know when or if he'll come back.

00:05:57.920 Just me, real Donald T. tonight.

00:05:59.380 I don't know where Satoshi Ape went.

00:06:00.880 No one knows where he went.

00:06:02.460 Is he ever coming back?

00:06:04.080 What could happen?

00:06:05.400 I don't know.

00:06:06.960 You have to take the, well, you can't, one of the guys on Rumble says you gotta take the

00:06:09.900 battery out of the phone.

00:06:10.760 You can't.

00:06:11.240 There's nothing you can do about that.

00:06:12.580 Your phone, you can't even take batteries out of these things anymore, can you?

00:06:16.260 You know, it's just the existential crisis, Rectang.

00:06:18.260 It's only purpose is to make you sad.

00:06:20.780 That's all this is for.

00:06:22.500 I'm trying to weaponize it for the opposite reasons.

00:06:24.680 I had to ban a guy today from, again, this thing that no one wants to, they want to

00:06:31.580 complain that they can't get a hold of anybody and, oh, I'm all by myself, and make zero effort

00:06:36.160 to remedy the situation at all, in which case I can't help you.

00:06:40.100 But for those that are actually motivated to, you know, interested in trying to do something,

00:06:45.380 there is a Telegram page, and you can, you know, find it through mine, t.me slash RagingDissidentII,

00:06:50.820 and then there's the other one, t.me slash Diagalon Prime, and all of the pages and stuff in there.

00:06:57.820 But there's, you know, there was a fitness page I like to check in on and talk to people a bit on,

00:07:02.280 and there's kind of like a sort of quasi, you know, you're having some kind of issue, mental struggle, whatever.

00:07:08.500 You can just go there and post a message and be like, hey, who's around to talk privately?

00:07:12.600 I encourage you to talk privately.

00:07:14.220 These pages are forward-facing, meaning everybody can see them forever.

00:07:18.420 Okay, so be careful and mindful of what you say on there.

00:07:20.680 I mean, this attitude, these weak, victim, poor me attitudes, that it needs to be, like, there's a lot,

00:07:31.180 this has to be destroyed, it needs to be purged and obliterated from society, literally.

00:07:37.220 Like, genocide this attitude until there's, it doesn't exist anymore.

00:07:41.680 You know, people are in there talking about, you know, their goals, and there's some other posting pictures

00:07:46.340 of where their workouts, whatever it is they're doing, guy comes in,

00:07:49.100 I don't even know why you'd even work it out, it's just for narcissism anyway.

00:07:52.880 It's just for people to fucking say, look at me, that's all it is, it's the only reason people do that.

00:07:56.740 There's no, I mean, so I'm like, okay, this probably isn't the place for you then?

00:08:01.860 You know, maybe, maybe go somewhere else.

00:08:04.120 Oh, well, I can't even, I can't even do any of this stuff anyway,

00:08:07.200 because I have this problem and that problem, and I have blah, blah, blah.

00:08:09.840 And you get an essay of why this person is a victim that no one, that literally no one asked for.

00:08:15.500 It's an invitation for everyone to come and coddle this person and tell them,

00:08:18.780 how much of a brave warrior they are.

00:08:21.120 Shut up, shut the fuck up.

00:08:23.080 And then this same person, later on, different scenario, someone is, someone literally,

00:08:28.780 just, I don't even remember the names, there's thousands of people in there.

00:08:30.800 Somebody says, hey, you know, have a good night, God bless, as you do, as a polite, casual,

00:08:37.780 hey, you know, God bless, you know, some people say that.

00:08:41.180 It's a, it means, you know, I'm, have a good day.

00:08:44.020 It's, it's a positive, said, and someone had to go, actually, and then write a whole page

00:08:51.900 about how God's not real and blah, blah, blah, to when I, to which I go, okay, so this person

00:08:59.220 well wishes you, and you decide to turn this into some kind of religious debate and attack

00:09:03.640 his belief system, you know, to which they respond, pages of why they are a victim and

00:09:11.780 all the things that have, I've had bad things happen to me, and I have problems in my life

00:09:17.060 and blah, yes, like, literally everyone else in the world, you mean?

00:09:20.600 Oh, wow, how interesting.

00:09:22.300 I've never heard of a person with problems and, and a past and trauma and dents in the

00:09:26.780 hood of their car before, you know?

00:09:29.140 So, I'm like, you, this is what this person said, and this is how you reply, and then,

00:09:33.800 you know, anti-fitness guy chimes in over here, he's like, you're just having a mental

00:09:39.900 break, you're just spurging out attacking people, I'm like, I'm literally lying down

00:09:45.300 on my phone, like, this, this is my expression going, what the hell, typing, right, and I'm

00:09:49.620 like, you can go, you just, just get, just get, you know, I'm a victim, poor me, you can't

00:09:57.020 criticize me because I'm a victim, and I can't do things because I have excuses, and

00:10:01.480 I have reasons, but, um, the reason I hate that, and I see, I recognize it immediately,

00:10:06.700 and I want to set it on fire, is because I used to be that person, that's exactly how

00:10:10.480 I used to be, um, for a long time, until probably into my early twenties, mid-twenties,

00:10:16.780 I would say, um, every, every shortcoming or problem that I had, there was a reason for

00:10:22.960 it, it was never my fault, it was because of reasons I can, I can explain why, why are

00:10:30.960 you fat, this is why, why are you so small and weak, well, that's why, why didn't you

00:10:35.180 get promoted yet, because of the, there's always something, right, and it's just, it

00:10:39.680 is literally the, is the attitude of losers, that is what losers do, that's how they think

00:10:44.300 and process, okay, um, the winning attitude is to recognize, oh, geez, you know, there's

00:10:49.940 a shortcoming or a problem or something, like, how can I make this better, and how, what can

00:10:54.360 I learn from this, and how, what do I have to do to, you know, not, I'm just gonna, I'm

00:10:59.340 just gonna shit on other people and tear them down, and then provide excuses about myself,

00:11:04.080 and then, and, geez, you know, people like that, with that kind of attitude, it's just,

00:11:07.800 it's mind-boggling, I, I, I've yet to read any of the autobiographies of these great men

00:11:13.400 who have these attitudes, I can't find one, I have noticed that every great man I've ever

00:11:20.740 read about had the opposite attitude, like, the opposite, the one I'm trying to tell, you

00:11:25.740 know, to shove people towards, because I'm trying to go there myself, none of us are

00:11:31.240 perfect, everybody, a lot of this, a lot of the things I say, too, is just me, um, thinking

00:11:35.700 out loud, and trying to, um, remind myself not to do, or to do, and so on, so I'm not trying

00:11:41.540 to sit here and preach to people, and you can leave if you don't, and, and lastly, it's

00:11:45.960 like, why did you, like, bro, it's my page, this is, you know, I started the page, I started

00:11:52.920 the broadcasts, I helped, I built the fucking community, and I'm facilitating this so people

00:11:58.440 can get together and, and network and do, you know, do all these things, this is literally,

00:12:02.040 so, this is the same as if you came to my birthday party, in my house, with my family,

00:12:07.200 and just started being like, this is a fucking shitty party, I don't even know why anybody

00:12:10.480 would even live here, now you're trying to steal my dinnerware, you could get the fuck

00:12:15.360 out, you know, oh, this isn't free, you go make your own channel, see how successful

00:12:20.260 the, the page of, um, the only reason I'm not super famous and successful is because

00:12:25.620 everybody else, and it's 9,000 pages of excuses, I don't know why, I can't believe that book

00:12:30.500 doesn't sell, it could, it's so easy to do, oh, I, I, I was basically gonna be like Marcus

00:12:39.080 Aurelius, but instead, I'm an anonymous fat loser that shoots off to people on the internet

00:12:45.720 all day, and it's, it's because of, I don't know, the Jews or something, I don't, you know,

00:12:51.440 whatever, this fucking attitude, like, you know, like, you're the only, like, no matter

00:12:58.260 what it is that's happened to you, whatever situation you found yourself in, no matter

00:13:03.220 what happened, you are the only person that cares enough to fix it, because every other

00:13:09.320 person you try to involve, guess what, isn't you, and will never care as much as you do,

00:13:15.320 the only, the only exception is maybe children and their parents are very, you know, maybe

00:13:20.160 they care more about their children's welfare than they do, but you know what I mean, in

00:13:22.840 general, in general, if I try to get my friends to help me accomplish something that I really

00:13:27.420 want, they're never gonna want it as much as I do, they're just trying to help me because

00:13:30.220 they're my friend or something, right, so, you have to do all of the work, and no one

00:13:36.100 likes to hear that, they'd like, they want to hear, how do I get what I want without

00:13:40.340 doing anything, everybody's, everybody's on, on, on, well, what if it was the Jews, like,

00:13:46.720 wow, that's a, you're taking up with them, right, I'm trying to make a different point

00:13:52.580 here, um, anyway, I fucking, I lost my train of thought, see, the Jews ruined my stream,

00:13:57.960 I can't remember what the hell I was gonna say now, people, what the hell was I saying,

00:14:04.020 I can't remember now, damn it, oh, well, I don't know, something about people being shitty

00:14:08.980 and lame, uh, oh, my goodness, they're all over the place here, so we got, uh, Rumble,

00:14:12.900 Todd Salerno, how you doing, he says, I wonder if Dong was the intermediary between the JICOMs

00:14:17.640 and TR, I don't know, uh, Dr. Genstein says, I blame poopy pants, you should, you should blame

00:14:24.260 him for a lot, he is the president and has an immense amount of power and is using it to do

00:14:27.940 absolutely nothing good, uh, Chet Chesom, how you doing, man, he says, there's no excuse

00:14:32.080 for not trying to get better, I had a coincidence and I'm still working out as best I can, it's good

00:14:37.620 for, it's good for you, both your mental and physical health, no, exercising is just for

00:14:42.540 narcissists, it's not like, you know, and, and drinking water is just for fish, like, no,

00:14:48.800 you literally need it to live and be healthy, for you to be healthy, like, 100%, you know,

00:14:53.940 across the board, all of your levels, like, yeah, everything's good to go, you have no

00:14:57.600 physical, mental, you are a healthy person, good to go, you cannot achieve that without

00:15:04.060 taking care of your body and exercising, that, that is, that is a, not negotiable, that's

00:15:08.560 not, well, you don't have to, no, you do have to, you have to exercise,

00:15:12.540 exercise to be healthy, if you don't, you're already, everything else the same, you eat

00:15:16.600 perfectly, you do everything perfectly, but you don't exercise, well, you're never going

00:15:20.820 to be at 100%, are you, and, you know, it can get worse, uh, madam, I will never read

00:15:28.300 the book, I won't read any books ever, I'm going to make you send that super chat a hundred

00:15:32.540 times, and then maybe I'll read a book, but I, I don't know, but, but Chet is right, there

00:15:36.460 is no excuse, because you're the only one that can, that can, that cares enough about

00:15:40.660 your situation, you're the only one that's going to care the most, so who, so why would

00:15:45.620 you expect anyone else to put in more effort than you, this is your project, your life is

00:15:51.560 your problem, your life is your project, don't expect other people to drop, who have their

00:15:57.320 own lives, by the way, this is the army equivalent, in which there's going to be a couple of these

00:16:02.040 tonight, metaphors, I have one, I specifically, uh, reminded me of when I was on the phone with

00:16:05.960 Morgan today, hence the thumbnail, I'll explain later, it involves, it involves the conservatives

00:16:11.400 being weak cucks and losers, but this is the same as like, so you're in like a rock

00:16:18.340 march, right, you got 100 guys, 200 guys, and, uh, one guy's like, this, complains that

00:16:24.500 it's heavy, and, and, and then he's like, you guys carry my stuff for me, to which you

00:16:31.360 go, you know, we're all carrying the, literally the exact same thing, right, we're all carrying

00:16:36.680 an identical amount of equipment, down, down to the bullet, but you think other people

00:16:42.940 should carry your, and they do, though, and that's what we do, we fucking pound those guys

00:16:47.060 out, the weaklings get fucking, you know what they do, they get on the truck, that's where

00:16:51.360 the saying comes from, they give up, they pack it in, they throw their rucksack down,

00:16:55.380 they go sit on the side of the road, and they fucking give up, and they get on the truck,

00:17:01.220 sometimes we let them get on the truck, because we're like, oh, I don't even want, you know,

00:17:04.500 other times people start to waver and falter, and we fucking drag them along, and, you know,

00:17:08.340 I've had it done to me, I've been that guy, I've been the weakest link in the chain, I've

00:17:12.280 told that story a bunch of, the special forces selection I was on, I was with a bunch of rock

00:17:15.660 star killing machines, you know, and I'm just regular me, and it's murder just to keep

00:17:20.340 up with them, everything was like, oh my, just to keep up, just to keep up, just to keep

00:17:25.640 up with them was like all I could do, and then later you find out, yeah, your guys' team

00:17:30.320 was the best one by like, you beat everyone by like nine hours, so like, oh, well, I think

00:17:34.420 it was nine hours, but it was hours, it was a few hours, you know, um, yeah, people are

00:17:39.720 just, everybody do other stuff for me, the only reason I don't have what I want is because

00:17:44.280 it's all everybody else, and if it wasn't for, if people just do what I say, well, that's

00:17:49.740 never going to happen, so figure it out, well, I'd rather just complain anonymously on the

00:17:54.820 run, okay, okay, good, I'm going to go to, yeah, anyway, it's enough, it's enough, I've

00:18:00.060 wasted enough time, Rumble's great, I guess everybody's moved to Rumble from Enchby, which

00:18:03.360 I appreciate, guys, king of, the king of trash, he's the king of all trash, says Philip runs

00:18:08.940 at 400%, I bet he has a great, uh, fitness plan, he's on a lot of drugs, and, um, I think

00:18:15.340 he's been cybernetically enhanced, I don't know for sure, but I think he's part machine, I think

00:18:22.900 he is part, like, like Darth Vader, something like that, I don't know, I think it was elective

00:18:27.160 surgery, I don't think it was like, as a result of like, oh, after the plane crash, we had

00:18:31.340 to, you know, tear out your organs and put in, no, he just, I think he did it to himself

00:18:35.580 just to see if he could, so, I don't know, I mean, some of the things, he has incredible

00:18:41.360 eyesight and hearing, like, it's not, it's not natural, it could be demonic, it probably

00:18:46.060 is, I'm just saying, there may also be a cybernetic, you know, monster from the video

00:18:51.800 game doom-like component to his existence, I don't, I can't say, it's, it's, I'm worried,

00:18:59.520 I'm constantly on, like, my anxiety is always like a two out of ten, it's never zero, it's

00:19:06.180 always in the back of my mind, it's like, you know that feeling when people are like,

00:19:09.620 oh, you know, you leave the house, you go out, and like, fuck, did I leave the oven

00:19:12.900 on, man, I don't think so, but I, you know, you're not gonna have a panic attack over it,

00:19:17.940 but it's in the back of your head, that's how I feel about Philip all the time, every

00:19:22.660 day of my life, I'm like, he could just start killing people, he's, he could be out grabbing,

00:19:31.400 you know, hostages right now, I, I don't know, I haven't seen him in a few, that's why I keep

00:19:37.000 him where I can see him, because when I don't, it gets, it gets worrying, anyway, we've wasted

00:19:42.540 too much time, we've got serious stuff to talk about, like, how definitely not a joke

00:19:47.900 Canada is, Alex Wood says, hello, my prince, prince, I'm a prince now, interesting, he says,

00:19:57.540 could you please say hello to my ugly kids that I hate, and in parentheses, he reiterates,

00:20:02.540 I hate them so much, Jimmy in Ireland, they are a little retarded, but they love you,

00:20:12.540 well, clearly they're watching, and, uh, your dad's got a good sense of humor, he likes

00:20:22.420 me more than you, how you like that, kids, yeah, I bet your dad's never given you two

00:20:27.620 dollars, take that, I don't know what your name is, I've pictured that it's Finnish, I don't

00:20:36.980 know why, I don't speak Finnish, I don't know next to nothing about Finland, except

00:20:42.520 they fought a couple of wars against the Russians, and, and held their own, which is fucking

00:20:49.180 something, when you consider how not big Finland is, that would be like half of Canada fighting

00:20:56.140 Russia and winning, or, not winning, just not losing, you know, a year into this, like,

00:21:01.780 did you fucking beat them, the Finns, yet, they're like, no, why, well, they refuse to

00:21:08.220 die, there is sniper who live in bushes, he's shot hundreds of my, my soldiers, we can't

00:21:13.980 kill him, entire air force, bomb, the true story, Simon Hayek, I don't know how to say

00:21:18.940 the guy's name, shot like hundreds and hundreds of Russians, and they could never get him, he's

00:21:25.060 burned up, and he's been shot, he, nope, they've carpetbombed the whole forest they think

00:21:28.840 he's in, nope, he's still alive, frustrating is that, if the Russians had nuclear, if the

00:21:35.740 Russians had access to nuclear weapons in World War II, the first time that nukes would

00:21:40.540 ever have been dropped would have been on Simon Hayek's head, and he probably, I mean, he

00:21:46.020 would have died, but not right away, I bet he lives another nine or ten hours, and takes

00:21:53.540 people with him, I bet he becomes a radioactive freak show zombie, I bet he's pulling

00:21:58.580 turrets right out of T-34s, and just, you know, it's like, ah, before his heart stops

00:22:02.780 or something, Simon taking no prisoners, like, I don't know, Finland, that's, so that, in

00:22:09.120 a nutshell, is what I know about Finland, basically nothing, and I don't know why, just because

00:22:14.200 this guy's name, and this is the message he sent me, he says, so Canada, how much to

00:22:19.860 keep Brandon, um, to be honest, I, like, we're maxed out at stupidity, keeping him here wouldn't

00:22:29.540 make any difference at all, in fact, it would be, here's why that's a bad idea, America,

00:22:35.000 see, no, Brandon has to go back, because Brandon is doing an amazing job of what the other team

00:22:40.780 will call, well, they call it radicalizing, but in, what it really means is just, uh, knowing

00:22:46.120 the truth of the world you're in, it's like being educated, like having a real education

00:22:50.400 on what's actually happening, who the real bad guys are, who the real good guys are, you

00:22:57.040 know, how history worked, and what actually happened, and you know what, that's radical,

00:23:02.140 like, so Biden is, he's, like, pushing people in that direction better than any president

00:23:06.920 could have in recent memory, so I think we need to keep him there, I think he's, I think it's

00:23:11.240 good, because if he leaves America, you know, they're gonna go back to sleep, and they're

00:23:14.540 gonna, they're gonna stop having, I mean, who's, who's gonna deliver these riveting

00:23:21.820 speeches, which end in gibberish, and no one understands anything, and all, all we know

00:23:26.400 is, I think George Floyd is getting a billion dollars, something like that, so it's good,

00:23:31.340 I think America needs more of this, you know, I don't, it's like, you know, discipline, I

00:23:36.820 don't want to have to do this to you, like, I don't want to discipline my children, but they

00:23:40.240 need to learn, they need to learn things, and it sucks, but, you know, it is what it

00:23:43.220 is, so, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, until, uh, I mean, that last insurrection was pretty weak,

00:23:50.180 guys, you didn't even bring weapons or anything, the best you had was a guy with, like, what,

00:23:55.260 he had horns on his head, and he's like, oh, look at me, I'm in the Senate chamber, that's

00:23:59.120 the pussiest insurrection I've ever seen, it's terrible, nobody, listen, you didn't even,

00:24:04.300 like, break into an army base and start, and steal armored vehicles or anything, there was

00:24:08.440 no anti-aircraft cap, you know the government's gonna bring helicopters and shit, and you're

00:24:13.200 And you didn't even bring that, this, you know, you know what, I'm starting to think

00:24:16.520 this wasn't even an insurrection at all, did you, you didn't plan to even, there's definitely

00:24:23.080 no plan to hold the ground once you've taken it by violent force, and from what I can tell,

00:24:27.140 geez, it seems like you just walked in there, they just let you in, this is really weak,

00:24:32.940 guys, so we, President Brandon has to go back until you guys fucking get your shit together,

00:24:39.200 because, you know, this is why, that's why, that's why, that's why we're in this mess,

00:24:44.760 because an old man with dementia who literally poops his pants is a dictator, and everyone's

00:24:50.080 like, I don't know what we should do, I sometimes picture that, like, in the, like, who knows,

00:25:03.320 right, and no one knows, no, literally, it's funny as adults, like, people become so set in

00:25:07.720 their ways, that you lose that childlike sense of, oh, maybe, I don't know, I literally don't

00:25:13.160 know anything, I'm a child, anything could be possible, right, but something like the concept

00:25:16.960 of the afterlife, like, any of us have any fucking idea, you know, so we'd be like, oh, that's

00:25:21.740 literally anyone's idea is as good as the next, none of us know anything, and none of us will

00:25:26.800 know, so, sometimes I like to imagine, like, maybe you could, like, you could hang out with all

00:25:32.820 the other dead, like, other people, like, it's just, you know, and like, hey, have you

00:25:36.200 checked on the earth, you see what's going on, like, as new, it's basically like the

00:25:40.120 farm league, earth is, like, where people are, like, you know, selected, and the winners,

00:25:45.520 you get to go to the, you get to, the losers, you get reincarnated, and you go back into the

00:25:48.900 shit show, that they're all watching, and laughing, and betting on, and they're getting

00:25:52.720 drunk, and they'll be like, oh, watch this, watch this, George Floyd, hey, guys, George

00:25:56.380 Floyd just died, and they'll come in, and there's, like, Samuel Adams, and there's, like,

00:26:02.780 Thomas Jefferson, like, the founding fathers of America are just sitting there, like, sucking

00:26:06.040 back beers, watching this, going, oh, for fuck's sake, it's like being a Leafs fan, basically,

00:26:11.840 I picture the founding fathers of America, and of all of our countries, of, you know, Australia,

00:26:16.200 Canada, United Kingdom, you know, fucking King George, King George is up there drinking

00:26:20.580 with Thomas Jefferson, they're having beers together, you know, can you believe the state

00:26:29.120 of this place, things were better when we were around, shit face, what are they doing

00:26:41.020 now, oh, they're cutting their dicks off, I can't watch this anymore, it's just like being

00:26:47.800 a Maple Leafs fan, guys, I'm telling you, oh, my God, they're up 4-0 in the third period

00:26:53.780 of the game, it's fucking over, I'm already, who are we playing next, the Rangers, oh, they

00:26:57.640 couldn't possibly blow, oh, come on, you gotta be fucking, yeah, that's right, that's right,

00:27:03.180 we did it again, we're doing another smart thing, we got big brains again, what are we

00:27:07.580 doing now, Slava Ukraine, oh, for fucking Jesus, they don't pay attention to anything at

00:27:17.560 all, do they, they don't even, not a word, nope, they are literally, like, literally

00:27:22.440 asleep while walking around, and the funny thing is, they talk about it like it's, like

00:27:27.580 they're aware of this concept of awake versus asleep in your mental, like there's people

00:27:32.480 that know what's going on, and there's people that are literally distracted constantly by

00:27:36.300 the breads and circuses, the games, the phones, the TVs, the fucking consumerism, the capitalism,

00:27:41.320 buy more shit, you know, meaningless, substanceless, depthless emptiness that must, once you get

00:27:48.060 it, and you get that initial dopamine rush, and it's gone, which is very quickly, you're

00:27:51.960 already looking for another one, and that's your, basically your life, your life is an addict

00:27:55.880 chasing dopamine hits like a fucking loser.

00:27:58.280 There's them, and then there's the rest of us, who are a minority, a very angry, tired

00:28:06.760 minority, you know, very, literally, it's literally a very tiny minority.

00:28:14.340 Oh, you white people always say, well, we're like 8% of the world, so we're a minority there

00:28:18.560 too, and half of us are retarded, apparently, apparently half of our own people are like, I

00:28:24.920 think we need more communism, Israel is our greatest ally, did you, did you, they just

00:28:33.380 made it illegal, they're trying to make it illegal to talk about Jesus in Israel, they

00:28:37.700 hate, this guy says you should all be killed, I'm your greatest ally, MAGA, is Benjamin not

00:28:50.640 Yahoo here, he's literally a terrorist, you know what, never mind, never mind, you are

00:28:59.360 willfully looking the other way, they are fucking killing people in your face, and you're like,

00:29:05.520 I love it, what'd they do to our navy ship, they set it on fire repeatedly for hours and

00:29:15.160 hours and killed hundreds of people, and then tried to blame it on Egypt so we would enter

00:29:19.380 the war on their side, what the fuck is wrong with these people, wait till everybody hears

00:29:24.280 about this, yeah, no one cares, apparently, they're just like, oh, football's on, you're

00:29:28.660 like, oh, cool, so you're just a slave, your existence is to get up, work some slave wage

00:29:34.880 job that you hate, to not get enough money, and the government takes most of it anyway for

00:29:38.600 taxes, and you hoard what pennies you can save to go back to your hovel, your cute, whatever

00:29:45.820 pod you live in, because I mean, especially if you're under 35 or 30, these people have

00:29:51.460 houses or anything anymore, you're living in an apartment building or with your parents

00:29:54.680 or something, you got your coins, and what are you gonna, I think I might be able to buy

00:29:59.280 a new movie this weekend, oh, wow, what an impressive haul you've got there, and then

00:30:06.120 next weekend there'll be a new video game, and then next weekend we're going drinking, and

00:30:09.640 then next, it's like, oh, yes, very, very, oh, I blinked, and I'm 75, the end, neat, I

00:30:20.420 just, I don't understand those people, you know, at no point were they like, what is

00:30:24.780 going on, they could just do this in front, and when you show them these things, like,

00:30:28.220 I'm not making this up, Google the USS Liberty, Google that they're like, yes, they're trying

00:30:35.300 to make Christianity illegal, they hate you, this one guy's on camera saying, oh, the

00:30:38.960 Torah says to kill you all, the Torah says to kill all the idol, you Christians are

00:30:44.320 idol worshippers, you must be killed, it's in the Torah, okay, let's go to America for

00:30:51.960 comment, mega greatest, my blood is made out of cheese, like, oh, we're not gonna make

00:31:03.300 it, are we, people, I mean, are you writing another memory report, Mossad, they're so gay,

00:31:23.800 they're all so gay, I think, I think Israel has the most LGBTQ in the world, I believe,

00:31:31.120 I did read that somewhere, is that true, I don't know, but I think so, I mean, I'm just

00:31:38.140 saying, they love it, so if you're into that, maybe, maybe you wanna go, maybe they can arrange

00:31:45.720 something for you, you know, I don't know, I'm just cranky today, Dr. Genstein says, took

00:31:53.740 the kids bowling today, and I kept getting the slashy slash symbol, but backwards, don't

00:31:58.220 know much about bowling, but took that as a good sign, that or you're being, it's a death

00:32:02.520 threat, what do you mean backwards, were they doing this, that's bad, that's a bad, that's

00:32:07.780 a bad hand gesture, this one's okay, you know, it's like the, it's like a, it's like a, it's

00:32:15.160 like what, what, what, what, what are the young people doing, they're doing the, doing the

00:32:18.900 dabbing, dabbing, it's like a dab with a curveball, wah, you know, you, you know, it's got a little

00:32:26.680 extra, it's got some, it's got some hot sauce on it, is this guy okay in the head, no,

00:32:35.640 no, I've been here a while, he's, I think this is live streamed from a hospital, uh,

00:32:42.920 wahatonin says, is my name from the great Sioux nation, oh, okay, totally off, didn't,

00:32:49.860 at no time was I was like Native American, nope, I went to Finland for some reason, very,

00:32:55.720 very well, the Sioux nation, but I enjoyed your story, he says, thumbs up, thank you, I

00:33:00.280 appreciate it, man, I'm breezy, he says, slava harder and read a book, I will never, I will

00:33:04.760 never slava at all, I hate slava, I'm a slava phobe, I'm a fucking, yeah, that's right,

00:33:12.200 I'm a goddamn slava phobe, you're just, this man is a slava phobe, and the conservative

00:33:19.800 party condemns slava phobe, I'm a goddamn proud slava phobe, fuck you and your slava,

00:33:26.580 your dirty, gross, inferior, it belongs under my boot, that's where your slava can go, that's

00:33:36.440 where it can live, can live there forever, I'll give it just enough oxygen to survive,

00:33:45.100 and when I feel like it, I'll just fucking, like a cigarette, just twist my heel, that's

00:33:50.720 how much I care about your precious slava, this man doesn't even want to be a warmonger,

00:33:57.180 this man has no regard for the continuation of bankers' wars, Mr. Speaker, how can Canada

00:34:05.300 consist of a healthy democracy with people like this running around saying that we shouldn't

00:34:11.740 be bombing civilians and paying for genocidal maniacs to, there's no logic to it, I don't

00:34:20.060 know why people are so angry, and may I add, the cost of milk, it's very, the milk price

00:34:26.840 is, it's a problem, Chisholm says, when I saw the death of the patron saint of speedballing,

00:34:34.120 I said that was cardiac, I was then told I ascended to maxed bigothood, to maxed bigothood,

00:34:41.420 it got worse when I said medications should be safe, oh, I see, I see, I see the metaphor,

00:34:49.520 Mr. Man here, yeah, Chet was a paramedic and was like talking sense, so they like fired

00:34:55.380 him pretty much, and then he, and then, uh, I believe, I don't, yeah, I don't want to talk

00:35:00.200 about your situation publicly if you don't, like, as I don't, I don't remember, I don't

00:35:03.280 want to mix up or get anything wrong, but I believe he is, uh, his head quite, has a bit

00:35:08.840 of a story, somebody's, who's eating babies, who's Keith, Keith, you ate babies again today,

00:35:16.900 again, not you ate babies, you ate babies again, oh, Keith, oh, I see, I'm following the chat

00:35:21.860 now, I ate McDonald's, I think I'm going to Slava, yeah, you probably, that's why, that's

00:35:26.260 why you feel like that, you ate human babies, human live deep fried babies, that's what

00:35:33.120 nuggets are, do you not know that, oh, what, they're going to smack the Slava out of me,

00:35:47.720 I don't know, and someone else says, uh, I need to pray for my Slavation, Slava, yeah,

00:35:52.880 I know, to hell with your Slava, it's never happening, play the video, what video, what

00:35:58.980 video, he's talking about the angry Israeli guy, telling everybody, you should all just

00:36:02.860 be killed, he's like, we should all be killed, yes, just straight up, has no fear of anyone

00:36:10.540 calling him a bigot or a racist or whatever, and you know why, that's why they win, do you

00:36:15.280 know why they're winning, because of that attitude, that is a manly alpha attitude, this

00:36:22.480 is what I believe, and I don't give a shit who, what anyone thinks about it, I'm sorry,

00:36:29.660 did you say this is your belief, yes, I did, fuck, get out of my face, you bitch ass loser,

00:36:35.920 you know, you got to respect him for it, right, and we have people that are like, well,

00:36:50.180 tolerating foreign infiltration from China, no, I'm sorry, Beijing, is one thing,

00:37:00.400 the passports, and the medical experimentation, and the tearing of a chasm as wound in the

00:37:11.060 psyche of society, that was another thing, but if you're going to stand there, and you're

00:37:21.300 going to suggest, are you going to call me the R word, are you going to even threaten

00:37:25.720 to call me racist, well then, that's as far as I go, I can't handle this, that's not

00:37:30.540 something I can, no, that's too intense for me, someone's going to say mean things about

00:37:37.600 me, I mean, what do you want from me, I'm not Superman, what do I look like, what do

00:37:44.980 I look like, Zeus, and what do you expect me to just like, do you honestly expect me, an

00:37:51.040 establishment politician to go tell the truth, and then have people turn around and go, you're

00:37:56.460 bad, we don't like you, that is like, I mean, I'd rather die, I would rather die than people

00:38:02.720 say mean things about me telling the truth, about horrible things that people need to be

00:38:08.720 alerted to, so that said horrible thing can be stopped, because I can't stop it myself,

00:38:15.280 I need help, we all need help, we need more people, we need more people to know, and help

00:38:20.720 spread the message, and push, and wake the fuck up, because we're in danger, you see,

00:38:26.220 we're in fucking danger, all of us are in danger, do you understand, so that's why it's

00:38:32.460 important that we do it, nah, well, not if someone's going to call me names, I mean,

00:38:40.500 pfft, trust me guys, we just got to get the lips out, we're just going to get the lips out,

00:38:47.200 we'll replace one massive coward, one effeminate, criminal, shithead, fucking weak loser coward,

00:38:58.440 with another of the exact same quality, and, because the problem is these guys don't have

00:39:07.280 souls, they're not strong, they're not free, they can't tell the truth, they're not,

00:39:13.060 men that can't tell the truth, are not strong men, you're literally afraid of words, you're

00:39:20.540 afraid of people saying words, we're not in, we're not in China, dude, see, this is the thing,

00:39:28.380 this is easy, this is easy mode, and it's only going to get harder, they're going to make it more

00:39:35.320 and more difficult for you to say anything effectively, without destroying your life,

00:39:39.480 and right now, the worst they'll do, is they'll ruin your reputation, come after your employment,

00:39:46.500 and if they can, they'll throw you in jail for whatever they can find on you, that's just so far,

00:39:52.340 in some countries, like China, they just fucking kill you, they'll just kill you,

00:39:59.820 and nobody can stop them, and do you know why nobody can stop them, because back when they could

00:40:05.700 have still been stopped, when there were still people like, you know, above the surface of the

00:40:12.420 water fighting to stay alive, people like you, instead of outstretching a hand to bring this

00:40:19.780 person up out of the water to help fight the problem, you put your boot on their face and

00:40:24.860 drowned them so you could get ahead, so you could get ahead, what about me, and my pension,

00:40:31.440 and my paycheck, and my promotion, and me, and me, and what about me, so you contributed to the

00:40:37.020 furthering of tyranny, and the destruction of your own country, and now the people are literally

00:40:42.440 enslaved, and can't fight back, they can't, they cannot, they have no weapons, at all, they have no

00:40:53.140 physical weapons, they have no financial weapons, government owns everything, it's a communist country,

00:41:00.180 kind of like Canada's becoming, they own everything, they own fucking everything, you want to buy cars,

00:41:06.180 a house, the government's involved, so that's out, you can't even shut them out of that,

00:41:11.900 and you have no guns, they took all that away, so you can't threaten force at all,

00:41:18.100 they have all the guns, they have a monopoly on violence, and you can't even tell people about

00:41:23.580 this, and make them see what, how fucking danger of a situation they're in, because the internet is

00:41:28.620 censored, and speech laws are gone, and all the tongues were ripped out, because people started

00:41:33.000 to make it okay to say, no, you can shut people up if you don't like what they're saying, oh yes,

00:41:37.220 you certainly can, yeah, you gotta censor them, because it's rude, it's insensitive, it's making

00:41:41.480 people's feelings get hurt, yes, let's listen to these fucking 19th wave feminist losers,

00:41:48.620 let's have all this female feminist, sensitive, and to death, right to death, right to death,

00:41:54.820 let's censor out the ability of dissent at all, and make it illegal, so that, you know, just to

00:42:01.540 simply criticize or say anything means to destroy your own life, at which point only heroic people

00:42:07.160 are going to do it, and guess what, there's not very many of those, there's very few of those,

00:42:11.040 that's like once in a while, like, oh, there's Julian Assange,

00:42:17.360 oh, there's Ken O'Keefe, I mean, it's not a, I mean, there's not a fucking huge lineup,

00:42:26.440 and again, that's, that's, that's now, what's it going to be like when it's a death sentence,

00:42:31.260 not just a potential legal, and when they did these things, when Assange did all this stuff,

00:42:36.180 this was like fucking 15 years ago, 10 years ago now, all that they were going to do then was

00:42:42.020 just call them, you know, names and so on, and even still the establishment fucking losers couldn't

00:42:46.960 get on board then, so don't let, don't let them sell you on this, it's strategy, bro, it's a strategy,

00:42:55.020 bro, we got to win, bro, we got to be the liberals to win, bro, so then we get in with our strategy,

00:43:03.160 and then we'll just change everything last minute, no, you won't, no, you won't,

00:43:09.680 you're, they're turning you into them, soon you will be them, if you're not already,

00:43:16.040 and it's over, oh, it's a strategy, it's a strategy of losing,

00:43:22.720 it's a strategy of losing, and this ties into, again, with this, this thing,

00:43:28.220 men will not tolerate this forever,

00:43:33.140 they won't,

00:43:36.540 in every age and time,

00:43:41.620 there is a, you know, there's a ruling class, it is how, it is what it is,

00:43:45.780 there's a king, there's a bunch of priests, there's a fucking general, whatever,

00:43:49.720 whenever, somebody, and his, and his boys, are running the show,

00:43:54.540 that's just, read a fucking book,

00:43:59.880 no, that's not, yes, that's how all human power structures work, whether they,

00:44:03.740 whether you can see them or not, that's how it, that's what's happening,

00:44:06.500 and the problems arise when,

00:44:12.580 these people can't manage their affairs,

00:44:14.660 and it affects everyone around them,

00:44:17.620 like the people they're managing, or ruling, or whatever,

00:44:21.140 and if it gets bad enough, that everything starts to get wobbly,

00:44:26.860 and scary,

00:44:28.980 and like, uh-oh, we're, like, things are getting worse and worse by the day,

00:44:33.400 people start to realize, how long can we afford to keep you in charge?

00:44:37.460 How long can we let you lose game after game after game after game?

00:44:41.240 We're not going to make the playoffs here, guys, you hear what I'm saying?

00:44:44.660 It's strategy, bro.

00:44:48.920 Is that what the last 30 years of giving up ground to the liberals has been?

00:44:53.400 Is that, that's your strategy?

00:44:55.060 To lose for 30 years?

00:44:58.280 To then suddenly, no.

00:45:00.580 They are beating you.

00:45:02.480 They are beating you because you don't, you're not fighting back,

00:45:05.420 you're incapable of it.

00:45:07.040 You need to be replaced.

00:45:08.640 You need to be moved out of the fucking way,

00:45:11.120 because sooner or later, like any of those kings or generals or whoever,

00:45:14.660 there's another layer underneath them,

00:45:17.740 and another layer underneath them,

00:45:19.100 and another layer that's layered.

00:45:20.340 It's a hierarchy, right?

00:45:22.160 Somewhere in that hierarchy are other men.

00:45:27.160 Somewhere.

00:45:28.420 They could even be on the very fucking bottom.

00:45:31.460 If you have to go all the way to the bottom of your power hierarchy

00:45:34.440 to find the group of men that are like,

00:45:36.420 this has got to stop.

00:45:37.840 We've got to do something about, like, I don't care what it takes.

00:45:40.500 Because if it gets bad enough, people will eventually get to the point

00:45:42.860 where they go, I don't care.

00:45:44.500 This problem, these people are a bigger problem

00:45:47.660 than the consequences of me dealing with them.

00:45:49.840 The consequences of us doing whatever we've got to do to fix this

00:45:52.800 are less of a threat than if we ignore this even a moment longer.

00:45:58.500 That point will come, and stronger men will simply do this,

00:46:04.440 and they will move these fucking people out of the way.

00:46:11.260 That's just, I'm just telling you what's going to happen.

00:46:15.200 That's how it always happens.

00:46:17.280 They smell weakness, and it's like, listen,

00:46:28.500 my bank account's getting smaller every day.

00:46:32.900 My prospects are getting worse every day.

00:46:36.580 My children are upset and worried.

00:46:38.580 My wife is stressing out.

00:46:39.740 You better fucking sort this out, dude.

00:46:44.380 So I'm just letting you know,

00:46:45.780 these fucking assholes at the top,

00:46:47.660 the pressure goes up.

00:46:50.400 Bullshit may roll downhill,

00:46:51.800 but pressure can fucking go up as well.

00:46:56.120 People are looking back,

00:46:57.180 because you've got all the responsibility

00:46:58.480 with all this power you've accumulated, don't you?

00:47:01.560 I need all the power.

00:47:03.000 Oh, you've got it all now,

00:47:04.620 so get to work.

00:47:05.640 Oh, everything seems to just get worse and worse and worse.

00:47:08.160 Maybe you shouldn't have any power at all.

00:47:10.860 You don't seem to know what to do with it.

00:47:15.780 You can say they're traitors,

00:47:20.540 they're doing it on purpose,

00:47:22.140 they're just incompetent,

00:47:24.020 they're lazy.

00:47:25.160 It doesn't matter,

00:47:26.640 because the result is the same.

00:47:28.400 If I lose a game on purpose,

00:47:32.360 or I'm just,

00:47:33.100 the other side is just so much better at it than me,

00:47:35.540 that I lose,

00:47:37.060 or I just half-assed it,

00:47:40.280 and I didn't really try very hard,

00:47:41.620 because I didn't really care,

00:47:42.600 and I lose,

00:47:44.620 what matters in that situation?

00:47:46.780 What goes in the stat column?

00:47:48.940 What gets written down in the book for history,

00:47:51.620 that you lost?

00:47:53.540 Wins and losses.

00:47:54.620 When you go through old hockey scores,

00:47:58.120 or championship boxing records,

00:47:59.700 it doesn't say,

00:48:00.840 you know,

00:48:01.280 Joe Lewis defeated so-and-so,

00:48:03.080 and,

00:48:03.420 well, he lost,

00:48:04.320 but it was because of this,

00:48:05.240 and a big, long story.

00:48:06.660 No, this guy beat that guy,

00:48:07.960 that guy beat,

00:48:08.500 this is what happens.

00:48:12.120 Regardless of how you got there,

00:48:14.420 what is important is the result,

00:48:16.040 and the result is we're losing,

00:48:17.240 and we've been losing for 30 years.

00:48:18.900 And the same people

00:48:21.680 that have been losing for 30 years

00:48:23.180 are telling us,

00:48:25.440 the actual right-wing dissident citizens

00:48:29.500 in the country

00:48:29.980 that are getting very annoyed

00:48:31.280 with their constant failure,

00:48:33.260 so that we've now had to engage ourselves,

00:48:35.780 because I didn't want to do this.

00:48:38.840 I wasn't like,

00:48:39.420 I can't wait to get out of the army

00:48:40.500 so I can be an internet fucking dickhead.

00:48:43.860 There was a hundred other things

00:48:45.240 I thought about doing,

00:48:46.060 but it's like,

00:48:46.640 it just,

00:48:47.040 it became so ridiculous.

00:48:49.720 And if you haven't noticed,

00:48:51.120 other men all over the fucking world

00:48:52.800 are doing the same thing.

00:48:54.400 And they're becoming more popular,

00:48:56.700 and they're becoming more successful,

00:48:59.180 and more powerful.

00:49:01.680 So this is a threat.

00:49:03.240 This is a rising,

00:49:05.160 opposing class

00:49:06.380 to the political class.

00:49:08.860 Because this is like a free market.

00:49:11.200 This is literally

00:49:12.400 mass-produced populism

00:49:14.580 via the internet.

00:49:16.220 People can support whoever they want,

00:49:17.560 they watch whoever they want,

00:49:18.500 if you can't succeed,

00:49:20.220 that's your fault.

00:49:21.480 That's the market dictates,

00:49:22.900 you know?

00:49:24.540 If people like what you're selling,

00:49:26.500 if they like what you're doing,

00:49:27.900 they will come back,

00:49:28.880 and they will support you,

00:49:29.700 and they'll stick around.

00:49:32.060 And there are a lot of these guys

00:49:34.220 popping up,

00:49:35.480 and they're all,

00:49:36.000 we're all generally pretty

00:49:37.320 in the same ballpark.

00:49:39.100 So you see how this is a threat?

00:49:41.000 They're losing control

00:49:43.620 of the minds of the population.

00:49:45.140 They're now like,

00:49:46.280 basically listening.

00:49:48.980 This is the authority.

00:49:50.140 This is the establishment.

00:49:52.120 But you can start

00:49:53.360 to kind of hear something,

00:49:55.040 and you kind of look,

00:49:56.260 but you don't see anything,

00:49:57.280 and you go back to listening,

00:49:58.400 and you hear something again,

00:50:00.700 and it's becoming more annoying,

00:50:03.340 and you're like,

00:50:03.780 what is...

00:50:05.000 And now we're at the point

00:50:06.060 where they're now saying,

00:50:09.780 because we didn't exist, guys.

00:50:13.300 We were never acknowledged

00:50:15.360 before I even existed,

00:50:17.100 like on the internet,

00:50:17.820 or before I even existed,

00:50:19.280 following the other people

00:50:20.360 that were in this game

00:50:21.420 long before me.

00:50:22.420 They would never

00:50:23.380 in a million fucking years

00:50:25.020 would they even be...

00:50:25.940 Like, preposterous.

00:50:29.000 Preposterous.

00:50:29.640 And these days,

00:50:30.540 we have presidents

00:50:31.360 and prime ministers

00:50:32.160 and opposition leaders

00:50:33.120 and stuff all over the world

00:50:33.900 having to address us

00:50:35.060 and like loathe

00:50:37.100 if they have to say

00:50:38.040 our fucking names.

00:50:38.960 They try not to.

00:50:40.240 But they're now,

00:50:41.400 in this metaphor,

00:50:42.220 these people up here

00:50:43.020 that they're trying

00:50:44.140 to listen to,

00:50:45.200 they're...

00:50:45.360 Oh yeah, don't listen

00:50:46.100 to that out there.

00:50:46.680 What do you...

00:50:46.980 No, that's just noise.

00:50:48.200 Don't pay any attention to that.

00:50:49.760 Look at me.

00:50:50.540 Look at me.

00:50:51.420 Look at me.

00:50:51.960 They're fucking losing influence

00:50:53.380 and they're losing power.

00:50:54.360 It's bleeding away.

00:50:55.400 And more people

00:50:56.100 are wanting to know

00:50:56.580 what this noise is outside.

00:50:59.260 And once they fucking

00:51:00.240 open the windows

00:51:00.920 and start to hear the music

00:51:02.180 and like that...

00:51:03.180 You know that?

00:51:03.720 I like the sound

00:51:04.940 of that tune

00:51:05.540 a hell of a lot more

00:51:06.360 than I like yours.

00:51:07.340 And everybody leaves

00:51:08.540 your fucking party

00:51:09.400 and comes to our party.

00:51:12.060 And then you die.

00:51:13.480 That's it.

00:51:14.060 You're all done.

00:51:15.080 It's over.

00:51:16.020 You might as well

00:51:16.480 just pack it up.

00:51:17.300 You're done.

00:51:19.300 It'll be decades

00:51:21.380 before you ever win

00:51:22.320 any of those people back.

00:51:25.060 It would take

00:51:25.860 some kind of insane,

00:51:27.300 you know...

00:51:28.500 This is like...

00:51:29.120 A tectonic shift

00:51:30.220 is happening.

00:51:30.780 So it takes a very...

00:51:33.400 Like, it's a huge,

00:51:34.560 massive shift

00:51:36.240 that we're talking about.

00:51:38.040 And it's...

00:51:38.500 Just inches at a time.

00:51:40.720 Millimeters at a time.

00:51:41.740 But once it starts

00:51:43.160 to reach that event horizon,

00:51:45.060 it's just gonna...

00:51:45.880 Wah!

00:51:47.340 Because it's so heavy.

00:51:49.000 It's momentum.

00:51:50.660 The other side

00:51:51.360 has been so powerful

00:51:52.160 for so long

00:51:52.820 and had such a monopoly

00:51:53.640 on control.

00:51:54.320 It's starting to lose

00:51:55.060 and it's bleeding down

00:51:56.060 onto our side

00:51:57.180 of the teeter-totter.

00:51:59.920 And then once you get

00:52:00.720 here,

00:52:02.780 we weigh

00:52:03.420 a lot more

00:52:04.720 than they do.

00:52:06.360 They're gonna go

00:52:07.200 wah!

00:52:09.700 Right down.

00:52:13.340 Well, I guess

00:52:14.240 we're the heavy ones

00:52:15.140 so we go...

00:52:15.860 And they go...

00:52:16.560 Off the thing.

00:52:17.760 But you understand?

00:52:19.760 But it's gonna take...

00:52:21.060 It's taken a while

00:52:22.000 but it is working.

00:52:23.300 And that's why

00:52:23.980 they're trying to censor

00:52:24.700 the internet

00:52:25.080 because more people

00:52:26.960 know what's happening now.

00:52:27.860 More than my entire lifetime.

00:52:29.220 It's fucking crazy.

00:52:31.300 It's insane.

00:52:33.080 How many people...

00:52:34.300 Like, um...

00:52:36.820 Like, I don't even try...

00:52:38.900 I don't even...

00:52:39.260 I'm not even sure

00:52:39.800 of these numbers

00:52:40.480 that we have

00:52:42.860 that you see on these...

00:52:43.720 It's like,

00:52:44.120 oh, yeah,

00:52:44.600 this episode

00:52:45.400 had like 29,000

00:52:46.800 total views or downloads

00:52:48.500 and this one...

00:52:48.960 It's like, okay.

00:52:50.740 But it's...

00:52:52.080 Like, that's not that many

00:52:53.280 in a country of

00:52:54.400 37 million, but...

00:52:58.160 I don't know.

00:52:59.960 I wonder if they're

00:53:00.640 screwing with it.

00:53:01.300 I wonder if they're

00:53:01.640 screwing with everybody's.

00:53:03.280 Cut the number...

00:53:04.200 Could you imagine

00:53:04.800 if all of everyone's

00:53:05.880 real numbers

00:53:06.440 were like seven times

00:53:07.560 what they really are?

00:53:10.920 They would be

00:53:11.840 if it wasn't

00:53:12.420 for the censorship,

00:53:13.260 if it wasn't

00:53:13.640 for these fucking people

00:53:14.460 who refused to leave YouTube

00:53:15.700 over on YouTube.

00:53:18.960 Used to be the wild...

00:53:19.960 YouTube used to be

00:53:20.700 the coolest site

00:53:21.400 on the internet.

00:53:21.860 It had everything,

00:53:23.320 anything you wanted.

00:53:25.020 It was Alexandria's

00:53:26.560 library of information.

00:53:27.820 You wanted to know about it,

00:53:28.780 you went on YouTube.

00:53:30.080 2009 to 12

00:53:31.760 was like...

00:53:33.400 It was crazy.

00:53:34.760 It was...

00:53:35.140 It was school.

00:53:36.260 It was nuts.

00:53:38.840 Whatever you wanted, man.

00:53:40.140 About anything.

00:53:41.580 It was incredible.

00:53:42.620 And the algorithm

00:53:43.240 was so good.

00:53:45.240 It was so well...

00:53:46.140 Because it was built

00:53:46.840 honestly.

00:53:47.500 They built like,

00:53:48.060 well, if this person...

00:53:48.980 The algorithm determined

00:53:50.120 like, this is clearly

00:53:51.100 what you like

00:53:51.840 and the more things

00:53:52.780 you watch,

00:53:53.400 it already...

00:53:53.940 It figures out...

00:53:54.960 It knows what you want

00:53:55.720 to watch

00:53:56.160 before you're even done

00:53:57.260 watching what you're watching.

00:53:58.820 It knows that by the end

00:53:59.800 of this video,

00:54:00.560 it's got,

00:54:00.880 now you want to watch

00:54:01.520 this next?

00:54:01.960 And you're like,

00:54:02.240 yes, I do.

00:54:03.740 Yeah, that...

00:54:04.440 Yes, that also.

00:54:05.640 And it's just...

00:54:06.360 Next thing you know,

00:54:07.120 you've watched seven hours

00:54:08.040 of fucking...

00:54:08.900 speeches and presentations

00:54:10.880 and your fucking head's on fire.

00:54:12.360 You're like,

00:54:12.560 I gotta go outside.

00:54:13.440 And now we have this.

00:54:19.120 Now we have Pedotube

00:54:20.340 where it's toy unwrappings

00:54:22.340 and fucking milk toast takes

00:54:24.580 on whatever.

00:54:26.420 And...

00:54:26.900 I don't know.

00:54:29.980 Japanese kids.

00:54:31.840 What is even on there anymore?

00:54:33.660 Like, I don't even use this...

00:54:34.880 I don't consume content

00:54:36.040 on YouTube anymore.

00:54:36.780 At all.

00:54:37.360 I only use it,

00:54:38.520 like I said,

00:54:39.160 for propaganda purposes

00:54:40.120 to steal customers

00:54:40.940 and bring them over

00:54:42.080 to like,

00:54:42.520 you know,

00:54:43.160 rebel platforms

00:54:43.900 that aren't,

00:54:44.480 you know,

00:54:46.220 aren't overtly just be like,

00:54:47.860 hey, Jeffrey Epstein,

00:54:49.000 how was your birthday?

00:54:51.040 Like, I'm not...

00:54:52.900 Google's bad, guys.

00:54:54.500 Like, you know that.

00:54:55.420 Like, they're evil incarnate.

00:54:56.680 They're one of the most

00:54:57.100 evil companies in the world.

00:55:00.420 Anyway.

00:55:02.020 Anyway.

00:55:02.640 I don't know.

00:55:03.040 I don't know what's going on.

00:55:04.120 I'm just rambling now.

00:55:06.360 Chris Burke sent me

00:55:07.140 some kind of...

00:55:07.700 What are those?

00:55:09.260 Are those chicken eggs?

00:55:10.660 They're some kind of tokens.

00:55:11.600 I don't know what they mean

00:55:12.460 or what they do

00:55:13.060 or what they're worth

00:55:13.760 or I don't know what they are.

00:55:14.820 I'm going to assume

00:55:15.460 they're chicken eggs.

00:55:17.520 Man, it's only been an hour.

00:55:18.800 I was hoping it was

00:55:19.400 three times that long

00:55:20.260 so I could go home.

00:55:22.140 Back to my wood pile

00:55:23.320 where I belong.

00:55:25.540 Go back into the woods

00:55:26.860 where you belong.

00:55:28.120 Where is my...

00:55:28.880 Okay.

00:55:30.060 What else was I talking about?

00:55:31.520 Lost my entire train of thought.

00:55:33.000 Doesn't matter.

00:55:33.620 There's lots of...

00:55:34.160 Lots of...

00:55:34.680 Lots of things to talk about.

00:55:35.960 And we got to do

00:55:36.820 Fact or Fairytale

00:55:37.700 which is always stressful.

00:55:42.860 I just like...

00:55:43.720 I'm just glad

00:55:44.320 I'm just facilitating it.

00:55:46.280 I feel like the host

00:55:47.220 of a game show

00:55:48.000 like one of those

00:55:48.540 Japanese torture game shows.

00:55:50.540 And I'm just watching you

00:55:51.680 get beat up

00:55:52.260 and fucked around

00:55:52.920 and I'm just like...

00:55:53.520 You know?

00:55:56.020 I'm glad that's not me

00:55:57.260 having to play this game.

00:56:00.380 Try to guess what's real

00:56:01.560 and what's not real

00:56:02.260 in a world where

00:56:02.840 literally anything's possible

00:56:04.160 because the clown levels are...

00:56:05.380 They've broken the knob up.

00:56:07.740 Boys, we scrambled

00:56:08.840 the Air Force

00:56:09.560 to shoot down

00:56:10.160 a fucking balloon!

00:56:14.960 A balloon!

00:56:15.860 China balloon!

00:56:17.000 Like there's no...

00:56:17.820 There's no level

00:56:18.800 of stupidity

00:56:19.580 that's beyond reach.

00:56:20.960 Doesn't exist.

00:56:25.300 The president has suggested

00:56:26.720 that we invade

00:56:27.480 the ocean floor

00:56:28.340 to search for

00:56:29.080 quote,

00:56:29.960 the best sea life imaginable.

00:56:32.400 Yeah, probably.

00:56:32.960 He probably did say that.

00:56:33.900 Why not?

00:56:34.880 Maybe we're actually

00:56:35.600 going to do that.

00:56:41.120 At this point,

00:56:42.840 if there was a way

00:56:45.640 for these fucking psychos

00:56:46.920 to like

00:56:47.920 make the water

00:56:49.040 levels rise

00:56:50.040 like if they could

00:56:51.860 forcibly melt

00:56:52.880 the ice caps

00:56:53.700 like they've got

00:56:54.800 a bunch of ships

00:56:55.760 up there

00:56:56.740 just like with

00:56:57.720 giant microwave dishes

00:56:59.080 all day

00:57:00.980 just to...

00:57:02.260 Come on!

00:57:02.960 Come on!

00:57:03.440 We've got to

00:57:03.740 make them pay

00:57:04.260 these taxes!

00:57:05.360 They're not buying

00:57:05.920 the climate change shit!

00:57:06.940 Come on!

00:57:08.160 It's ridiculous

00:57:09.240 the lengths

00:57:09.840 that these people

00:57:10.300 are going to.

00:57:11.560 Of course,

00:57:12.180 melting the ice

00:57:12.680 would be insane,

00:57:13.680 but...

00:57:14.960 I don't know.

00:57:15.460 I don't know.

00:57:17.940 People did follow

00:57:18.800 lines around

00:57:19.520 at the grocery store,

00:57:20.420 didn't they?

00:57:20.840 Oh, I've got to

00:57:21.280 go that way.

00:57:22.720 Oh, I want to get

00:57:24.440 the chicken eggs

00:57:25.140 over there,

00:57:25.760 but I've got to

00:57:26.860 go all the way

00:57:27.280 around the store now.

00:57:28.760 I guess I better

00:57:29.280 go this way.

00:57:31.440 Don't wait for me,

00:57:32.440 honey.

00:57:32.680 I'll try and find

00:57:33.360 you in the car.

00:57:34.140 I've got to go

00:57:34.600 all the way back

00:57:35.160 around the store.

00:57:36.680 I've got to go

00:57:37.420 all the way back.

00:57:38.000 I didn't follow

00:57:40.360 the law.

00:57:41.020 Oh, jeez,

00:57:41.280 I got lost.

00:57:42.380 Which way?

00:57:44.340 Oh, my God,

00:57:45.160 is my mask off?

00:57:46.240 Oh, my mask moved.

00:57:47.700 Oh, God,

00:57:48.260 I'd probably have it now.

00:57:50.140 Oh, God,

00:57:52.820 where's my wife?

00:57:53.520 Where's my wife

00:57:54.080 so much?

00:57:56.720 Oh, God,

00:57:57.400 there's no windows.

00:57:58.440 Oh, my God,

00:57:59.220 that person's sneezing.

00:58:06.260 That was a 42

00:58:07.980 year old man.

00:58:10.980 That man's ancestors

00:58:12.460 conquered the Atlantic

00:58:13.860 Ocean

00:58:14.320 and settled

00:58:15.800 North America.

00:58:17.480 And now he's reduced

00:58:18.420 to a dribbling pile

00:58:19.560 of fear

00:58:20.160 because of arrows

00:58:22.480 on the floor

00:58:23.280 and his imagination.

00:58:24.800 The TV said

00:58:25.780 a bunch of bad stuff

00:58:27.020 would happen

00:58:27.480 and he believed it

00:58:28.420 even when the evidence

00:58:29.540 in front of his face

00:58:30.420 suggested that

00:58:31.200 none of this was true.

00:58:32.680 For years on end,

00:58:33.920 old Kevin stuck with it.

00:58:35.140 He stayed with it

00:58:35.880 right to the end.

00:58:36.700 He did.

00:58:37.060 Some say to this day,

00:58:38.900 Kevin is getting

00:58:39.420 his 19th booster shot

00:58:41.080 and has had a mask

00:58:45.340 surgically

00:58:46.040 installed to his face

00:58:47.800 so that he will

00:58:48.360 never slip again.

00:58:49.560 Dr. Fauci said

00:58:54.060 that if I had

00:58:54.780 totally lost him.

00:58:57.620 Dr. Fauci

00:58:58.780 I understand

00:59:03.020 you love Dr. Fauci.

00:59:06.100 You've got many tattoos

00:59:07.560 of him on your body.

00:59:12.680 Hey, King Judge!

00:59:14.220 Hey, where's that fat fuck?

00:59:15.460 Where's that fat English prick?

00:59:16.780 Yeah, bring him in here.

00:59:17.640 Oh, what now?

00:59:19.800 Hey, remember about the

00:59:21.560 remember the needle guy

00:59:22.580 we were making fun of?

00:59:24.180 Yes, dreadful.

00:59:25.280 Absolutely dreadful chap.

00:59:26.540 What's he done now?

00:59:27.480 No, not him.

00:59:28.300 They're tattooing his face

00:59:30.280 on themselves.

00:59:32.980 They're drawing pictures

00:59:34.340 of his face

00:59:36.500 on their bodies

00:59:37.380 like he's some kind of deity.

00:59:39.560 I know!

00:59:40.080 He's like their god!

00:59:40.940 These people are...

00:59:44.680 Wow, this is a new level

00:59:46.560 of cucked.

00:59:47.200 I mean, this is insanity.

00:59:49.620 They are branding

00:59:50.720 themselves.

00:59:53.240 Oh, brand me daddy!

00:59:56.320 Here's how much

00:59:57.340 I am coomplying.

00:59:59.100 I'm going to tattoo

01:00:00.280 a face of the fucking empire

01:00:03.080 onto my body

01:00:04.660 forever.

01:00:05.560 Just so there's

01:00:07.100 no confusion

01:00:07.940 that I am a

01:00:09.300 good

01:00:09.960 fucking boy.

01:00:12.360 Okay?

01:00:13.180 Man,

01:00:13.980 did the fucking

01:00:14.760 panties in the room

01:00:15.840 all just get wet

01:00:16.820 at the same time

01:00:17.500 or what?

01:00:20.200 Be honest!

01:00:21.720 Now that,

01:00:22.540 that gets women excited.

01:00:24.000 A guy that always

01:00:25.060 follows the rules

01:00:26.020 to a cartoonish degree.

01:00:28.840 Also the same

01:00:29.720 kind of guy

01:00:30.160 that probably has

01:00:30.860 a spare room

01:00:31.520 completely filled

01:00:33.060 with collectible

01:00:33.860 Star Trek toys.

01:00:36.980 Probably has a wall...

01:00:38.300 This is my finger

01:00:39.440 skateboard park.

01:00:40.800 Remember that guy?

01:00:45.780 Dude, that's badass.

01:00:47.520 You agree so much

01:00:49.400 with the current thing.

01:00:50.620 You got a tattoo of it.

01:00:52.900 But wait!

01:00:54.760 There's more.

01:00:55.740 There's more than that.

01:00:56.860 There's better than that even.

01:00:59.740 I guess I was wrong.

01:01:00.540 That's not the ultimate

01:01:01.500 kumplier.

01:01:02.640 That's the second degree

01:01:04.300 which is one degree

01:01:06.120 down

01:01:06.660 from the first degree

01:01:08.660 of the ultra-circ.

01:01:11.160 The mega-circ.

01:01:13.060 The idol-circ.

01:01:14.800 The standard-bearer

01:01:16.960 of circs.

01:01:20.420 They're elite

01:01:21.600 ideological warriors.

01:01:24.860 You do not want to

01:01:25.880 tangle with these people.

01:01:28.680 Sorry.

01:01:29.060 There's a lot of

01:01:30.560 genders of them.

01:01:33.020 They're just...

01:01:33.780 I mean, they look like...

01:01:35.180 They look like people

01:01:36.760 but they don't.

01:01:37.840 Some of them...

01:01:39.480 Whatever they are.

01:01:41.680 Okay?

01:01:42.300 They will actually

01:01:43.340 volunteer

01:01:44.280 for a fucking war

01:01:46.920 based on virtue signaling.

01:01:49.320 They will literally

01:01:50.200 lay down their lives

01:01:51.360 and be shot in the face

01:01:53.080 point-blank

01:01:53.880 by Russian tanks

01:01:54.980 and wiped out

01:01:56.580 the entire

01:01:57.180 Reddit brigade.

01:01:58.880 They're all dead.

01:01:59.940 They're all dead.

01:02:01.760 They're all dead.

01:02:04.480 They're all dead.

01:02:07.900 Hundreds of people.

01:02:10.200 Hundreds of them

01:02:10.940 on the internet

01:02:12.180 just

01:02:13.260 ree!

01:02:14.540 about all of the

01:02:15.580 current that you know

01:02:16.560 and they're all...

01:02:17.200 They've got the rainbow hair

01:02:18.560 and everything.

01:02:19.760 And they all went there

01:02:20.900 and they took them.

01:02:22.180 They're all gone.

01:02:28.020 As you would expect.

01:02:29.440 But they went there

01:02:30.160 and were like,

01:02:30.440 we are gonna

01:02:31.020 bash the fash!

01:02:32.520 And then probably

01:02:33.100 got deployed next to

01:02:33.980 a tornado battalion guy

01:02:35.260 who's like...

01:02:36.880 She's like,

01:02:37.780 bash the fash!

01:02:38.620 And he's like,

01:02:39.180 no.

01:02:39.880 And he's like,

01:02:40.460 oh!

01:02:41.000 So there,

01:02:41.460 that's an awkward

01:02:42.020 mismatch right out

01:02:42.840 of the gate.

01:02:44.980 And then...

01:02:46.340 I am so virtuous

01:02:47.860 and I...

01:02:49.420 My preferred pronouns

01:02:50.860 are non-curse!

01:02:52.420 And Russian artillery

01:02:53.120 just nukes them all.

01:02:54.780 And that was their

01:02:55.740 contribution to the war effort.

01:02:57.300 And it's like,

01:02:57.660 that's...

01:02:59.120 Wokeism literally killed you.

01:03:01.920 They will follow it

01:03:03.460 to their own demise.

01:03:06.220 So...

01:03:06.860 I guess that's what

01:03:08.560 you call a fanatic.

01:03:09.760 That's a fanatical

01:03:10.980 circ.

01:03:12.480 That's like the one

01:03:13.380 that runs in with the bomb

01:03:14.660 in Lord of the Rings

01:03:15.400 and tries to...

01:03:15.960 That's exactly what that is.

01:03:19.000 Bring him down, fairy!

01:03:20.220 Fairy!

01:03:22.100 Stop him!

01:03:24.960 He's got a...

01:03:25.700 He's got a

01:03:26.240 drag queen starry flag!

01:03:29.300 Running towards

01:03:30.060 a crowd of kids.

01:03:33.900 I imagine Fairy

01:03:35.220 would just like

01:03:35.740 boot kick them

01:03:36.440 like Kane.

01:03:37.160 You remember

01:03:37.400 The Undertaker

01:03:38.020 and Kane

01:03:38.500 in pro wrestling?

01:03:40.040 They had this...

01:03:40.640 They were both like

01:03:41.460 the size of a house.

01:03:42.660 So I got like

01:03:43.160 seven feet tall.

01:03:44.040 I don't know.

01:03:46.120 People like me,

01:03:48.060 manlets,

01:03:48.600 I'm only like

01:03:49.320 5'9 and change.

01:03:51.160 I'm not even a...

01:03:52.400 I'm barely...

01:03:52.900 I'm really reaching.

01:03:55.460 You're not even

01:03:56.120 six feet tall.

01:03:56.800 You don't really count.

01:03:58.060 It's a disability,

01:03:58.960 really.

01:03:59.980 It is.

01:04:00.660 But, you know,

01:04:01.260 I'm trying to earn

01:04:02.480 the respect of

01:04:03.180 actual men

01:04:03.960 who are at least

01:04:04.960 six feet tall.

01:04:06.440 We're not able

01:04:07.120 to count that high.

01:04:08.040 We don't count...

01:04:08.700 There's six

01:04:09.300 and there's over six

01:04:10.500 and then there's like

01:04:11.180 we don't know.

01:04:11.940 It's like clouds to us.

01:04:13.260 We just...

01:04:13.720 We can't...

01:04:14.220 I can't see even up there.

01:04:15.940 I don't even know

01:04:16.720 what fairy looks like.

01:04:17.780 If it wasn't for the screens,

01:04:18.740 I wouldn't even...

01:04:19.500 I don't know.

01:04:20.920 I just see a chin moving.

01:04:24.760 I have to get out

01:04:25.420 from under the shade of it

01:04:26.720 and be like,

01:04:27.020 hey!

01:04:29.620 Imagine he would just do that.

01:04:30.660 They'd just lift their leg.

01:04:31.880 The guy would run at him

01:04:33.740 and he would just lift his leg

01:04:34.780 and just boot

01:04:35.560 right in the face.

01:04:39.280 For some reason,

01:04:40.380 it was so satisfying

01:04:41.500 to watch that.

01:04:42.220 I fucking loved it

01:04:43.140 when they did that.

01:04:43.800 Man, that was fun.

01:04:45.360 Old wrestling was the best.

01:04:49.240 What are you boys

01:04:50.020 watching in here?

01:04:51.680 Giant dudes

01:04:52.480 kicking each other

01:04:53.240 in the face.

01:04:55.380 Really?

01:04:56.020 Yeah!

01:04:56.580 That guy just set him on fire.

01:04:58.300 This is crazy.

01:04:59.440 You know?

01:05:00.320 I don't understand

01:05:00.980 why boys here

01:05:01.560 and like wrestling.

01:05:02.920 I don't know why they would.

01:05:05.880 Professional wrestling

01:05:06.680 is soap opera for men.

01:05:07.960 That's what it is.

01:05:09.440 If women don't understand that,

01:05:10.660 like...

01:05:11.380 You fucking watch

01:05:12.200 Days of Our Lives and shit.

01:05:13.200 You have like 50 Shades of Grey

01:05:14.680 and you're like,

01:05:14.980 this is a great book.

01:05:16.080 That book would give me cancer

01:05:17.400 if I read even a page of it.

01:05:19.080 It's not up to me.

01:05:20.200 I'm not...

01:05:21.580 I mean,

01:05:22.200 I'm just saying

01:05:22.620 as a scientific fact,

01:05:23.540 like they don't tell women

01:05:24.640 this stuff about us either.

01:05:25.840 Like, I can't...

01:05:26.420 We can't.

01:05:26.920 We can't read Twilight

01:05:28.120 or we'll die.

01:05:29.160 We will die.

01:05:30.660 You're not listening.

01:05:32.300 You're not listening.

01:05:33.480 I can't...

01:05:33.920 I will get a massive tumor

01:05:35.300 in my prostate

01:05:37.540 and it explodes.

01:05:39.080 It bursts

01:05:39.660 within minutes

01:05:41.680 of just reading

01:05:42.300 a single page.

01:05:43.200 I...

01:05:43.600 No.

01:05:44.300 So we won't.

01:05:46.660 They don't know that, right?

01:05:47.880 So we have to explain things.

01:05:49.020 What are we doing?

01:05:55.260 What are we doing?

01:05:55.760 Cindy Lee says,

01:05:56.240 I haven't been here

01:05:56.880 for a few hours

01:05:57.540 or a few shows.

01:05:58.760 Oh, how dare you.

01:05:59.960 So do me a solid

01:06:00.560 and give us some good news maybe.

01:06:02.020 I think I...

01:06:03.020 I do have...

01:06:04.100 Like I said,

01:06:05.040 and I have another...

01:06:05.560 I have a story at the end

01:06:06.380 I want to tell you guys

01:06:07.080 about this

01:06:07.480 to kind of really

01:06:08.160 send it home.

01:06:09.060 But they're going to get

01:06:09.920 moved out of the way.

01:06:12.700 It's just like...

01:06:14.020 It's like expecting a lion

01:06:16.160 not to eat something

01:06:16.920 when it gets hungry.

01:06:17.980 It's like,

01:06:18.260 of course it will.

01:06:19.740 It's going to try.

01:06:21.240 It's going to kill something.

01:06:22.460 It's going to try.

01:06:24.040 That's what happens.

01:06:26.240 So you're saying

01:06:27.180 if I stand outside

01:06:28.400 and it starts raining...

01:06:30.080 Yeah, you're going to get wet.

01:06:32.980 Every time?

01:06:33.920 Every time.

01:06:35.020 Every time.

01:06:38.180 What if I identify as dry?

01:06:41.480 No.

01:06:42.160 No.

01:06:42.580 It doesn't...

01:06:43.100 See, it doesn't matter.

01:06:44.220 You're just going to...

01:06:44.960 What if I...

01:06:46.660 Trying to fly...

01:06:48.540 No, see, there's gravity.

01:06:51.300 Gravity doesn't care

01:06:52.460 about what you feel like.

01:06:53.820 You're just...

01:06:54.900 If you walk off the building,

01:06:56.080 you will die.

01:06:57.260 We'll see about that.

01:06:58.660 I'm a foxkin trans-identifierer!

01:07:05.440 I told you.

01:07:07.780 Reality is reality.

01:07:09.880 Doesn't matter what you say,

01:07:11.960 what kind of games you want to play,

01:07:14.640 what kind of fucking,

01:07:16.440 you know,

01:07:17.000 version of a child's demented,

01:07:19.320 you know,

01:07:19.720 sick, twisted children's show

01:07:21.260 we're living in right now

01:07:22.360 that you fucking people think

01:07:23.480 is real life.

01:07:24.220 That is not how it is.

01:07:27.260 And you're going to find out.

01:07:32.920 Oh, yeah!

01:07:33.820 There's nothing's happening!

01:07:35.120 Oh, isn't it?

01:07:40.360 Those people...

01:07:41.480 Those are the people

01:07:42.440 that understood on the Titanic

01:07:44.660 that there was a problem

01:07:45.840 when there was, like,

01:07:48.420 water above their ankles.

01:07:50.380 And they're on, like, the, you know,

01:07:52.340 second deck of the ship.

01:07:54.220 Or something, you know?

01:07:56.560 Like, really,

01:07:57.740 they're not paying attention at all.

01:07:59.260 They don't see anything.

01:08:00.380 They're just...

01:08:00.940 Why is that guy...

01:08:05.540 Why is Christopher Langan

01:08:06.920 on that boat already

01:08:07.980 a long time ago?

01:08:09.500 Well, because he's a super genius.

01:08:11.600 And in his own mind,

01:08:13.160 he was able to measure

01:08:14.140 and calculate

01:08:14.800 the physical change

01:08:16.940 in the list of the ship

01:08:18.900 and could calculate

01:08:19.940 that it was taking on

01:08:20.840 this much water

01:08:21.560 over this much time

01:08:22.500 and the degree

01:08:23.180 to which it was going.

01:08:24.160 And he understood

01:08:25.120 literally within seconds.

01:08:26.760 He did all of that math

01:08:27.900 within seconds

01:08:28.540 because he's the smartest

01:08:29.340 fucking man alive

01:08:30.380 ever.

01:08:31.800 And no one's interested

01:08:32.580 in asking him

01:08:33.260 about anything, apparently.

01:08:34.700 So the smartest man...

01:08:35.500 He's alive right now.

01:08:36.340 He has a horse ranch.

01:08:37.080 He's just chilling.

01:08:38.140 His IQ's 210.

01:08:39.600 If you're interested.

01:08:40.700 Smartest man that's ever lived.

01:08:41.720 Anyway.

01:08:42.700 It's like, yeah, instantly.

01:08:43.520 Like, yeah,

01:08:43.760 this ship's going to sink.

01:08:44.500 Bye.

01:08:44.780 And left.

01:08:46.440 That's the smartest guy.

01:08:48.380 And everyone would be like,

01:08:48.980 well, I think that's

01:08:49.600 a little bit, you know.

01:08:51.780 But then the intelligent people

01:08:53.120 go, well,

01:08:53.520 we should investigate

01:08:54.360 the damage.

01:08:56.660 You know,

01:08:57.120 there's, I mean,

01:08:57.980 we better go check

01:08:59.220 and see what happened.

01:09:00.360 Right?

01:09:02.020 So they have less

01:09:03.040 of a head start,

01:09:03.700 but still a pretty good one.

01:09:05.380 And then they say,

01:09:06.180 oh, shit,

01:09:06.780 this is a huge problem.

01:09:08.120 Oh, no.

01:09:09.500 Uh-oh.

01:09:11.240 Fuck, we got to

01:09:11.880 warn other people.

01:09:12.700 And then they go

01:09:13.140 tell other people.

01:09:13.780 And they're like,

01:09:14.160 no, there's not.

01:09:16.240 They would tell us

01:09:17.540 if the ship was sinking,

01:09:19.340 idiot.

01:09:20.620 Idiot!

01:09:21.320 I work in the engine room.

01:09:22.380 I'm soaked.

01:09:22.740 Look at me.

01:09:23.120 What do you think?

01:09:23.480 How did this happen?

01:09:24.560 How did this happen?

01:09:25.580 Oh, you're one of those

01:09:26.440 fucking conspiracy people.

01:09:31.220 I'm sorry, man.

01:09:32.200 There's a smart ballering air.

01:09:34.240 Get away,

01:09:34.820 you tinfoiled ninny.

01:09:37.520 I'm telling you,

01:09:38.400 it's sinking,

01:09:38.800 goddammit!

01:09:41.600 Hours go by,

01:09:42.840 you know,

01:09:43.160 more people have noticed,

01:09:44.460 but still not enough.

01:09:46.400 This really happened.

01:09:48.240 The Titanic is a microcosm.

01:09:49.900 The Titanic is a case study

01:09:51.500 in people.

01:09:54.140 Period.

01:09:55.540 You can study

01:09:56.320 that whole thing

01:09:57.280 and how everyone reacted

01:09:58.800 and what they did,

01:09:59.540 what they didn't do,

01:10:00.460 and you'll have a,

01:10:01.640 just as an alien

01:10:02.820 who's never seen

01:10:03.460 human beings before,

01:10:04.880 it's like,

01:10:05.180 what are they?

01:10:05.800 Well, here's,

01:10:06.540 I present you the Titanic.

01:10:09.080 Start there.

01:10:10.400 And I have many,

01:10:11.160 many others.

01:10:14.960 Interesting.

01:10:15.440 Yes, it is interesting.

01:10:17.400 By the time

01:10:18.200 the majority

01:10:18.760 was ready to accept

01:10:19.960 what was happening,

01:10:21.280 it was too late.

01:10:23.220 It was,

01:10:23.760 it was so apparent,

01:10:25.500 you know,

01:10:26.240 because they just don't,

01:10:27.200 they won't,

01:10:27.720 they won't care.

01:10:29.400 They don't see it.

01:10:30.260 They don't want to see it.

01:10:31.100 They're not interested.

01:10:31.820 They're trying to have

01:10:32.180 a good time.

01:10:34.440 And other people

01:10:35.120 are trying to ruin

01:10:35.620 their good time

01:10:36.260 and tell them

01:10:36.640 that they're in danger.

01:10:37.500 And they're like,

01:10:37.780 nah.

01:10:38.140 Also,

01:10:40.600 some of them

01:10:40.920 are afraid

01:10:41.480 that they might be right

01:10:43.100 and out of fear

01:10:44.380 are like rejecting

01:10:45.200 the idea

01:10:45.800 that that could be

01:10:46.420 because it's fucking,

01:10:47.080 that's a terrifying situation.

01:10:48.920 A boat in the middle

01:10:49.580 of the Atlantic,

01:10:50.140 hey,

01:10:50.420 I think the ship's sinking.

01:10:52.100 Oh,

01:10:52.420 that's not what

01:10:53.100 we planned for.

01:10:53.920 I was planning

01:10:55.720 to live this year.

01:10:56.920 Apparently I die now

01:10:58.120 in frozen cold

01:10:59.400 in the North Atlantic.

01:11:00.600 Great.

01:11:02.760 But,

01:11:03.420 you know,

01:11:05.040 what can you do?

01:11:06.260 You try.

01:11:07.000 So our,

01:11:07.580 the goal is

01:11:08.640 we have to get

01:11:09.820 as many people

01:11:10.660 to see the engine room

01:11:12.260 before the ship sinks,

01:11:15.340 before we're all dead.

01:11:17.960 And the people that,

01:11:19.700 I mean,

01:11:20.100 there are conspiracy theories.

01:11:21.240 Did you know

01:11:24.260 that before

01:11:27.020 the Federal Reserve,

01:11:28.140 all the banking collapse

01:11:29.520 stuff is going on now,

01:11:31.240 before the Federal Reserve Act

01:11:32.920 was passed

01:11:33.460 by Woodrow Wilson,

01:11:34.680 who then later lamented

01:11:35.720 that he has killed America,

01:11:37.460 I'm a most unhappy man

01:11:38.800 if I've signed

01:11:39.420 the death warrant

01:11:40.100 of my nation,

01:11:40.760 something like that.

01:11:42.940 Basically,

01:11:43.520 he's handed over

01:11:44.160 all the power of America

01:11:45.220 to the bankers.

01:11:49.020 Before that,

01:11:50.020 there was a split

01:11:51.560 in America.

01:11:53.340 Some people

01:11:54.260 really wanted

01:11:55.000 the Federal Reserve.

01:11:56.320 And there was a few

01:11:57.160 other rich,

01:11:58.180 you know,

01:11:58.620 powerful power players

01:11:59.800 in America

01:12:00.420 who really didn't want

01:12:02.180 the Federal Reserve.

01:12:03.300 And it just so happens

01:12:04.720 that they died

01:12:06.680 on the Titanic.

01:12:07.960 So then the Federal Reserve

01:12:09.120 Act went through.

01:12:14.600 I'm not saying anything.

01:12:16.720 All I'm saying is,

01:12:17.860 huh,

01:12:19.400 are we still allowed

01:12:22.100 to do that?

01:12:22.840 Am I allowed

01:12:23.500 to do that?

01:12:25.580 Or is that going

01:12:26.420 to be a lead?

01:12:27.240 Huh,

01:12:28.040 would you look at that?

01:12:32.060 What are you saying?

01:12:33.080 I'm not saying anything.

01:12:35.320 I didn't even make a word.

01:12:36.400 I didn't even say a word.

01:12:37.160 I actually made a noise.

01:12:38.060 I went, huh,

01:12:38.860 to denote

01:12:40.660 pensive thought.

01:12:43.280 What are you thinking about?

01:12:44.540 I'm not sure yet.

01:12:45.620 Those are my thoughts.

01:12:46.340 Those are private.

01:12:47.640 What are your thoughts?

01:12:50.940 Seems awfully convenient.

01:12:52.180 It does.

01:12:53.240 Yeah.

01:12:55.020 And you'll notice

01:12:56.140 there's a lot of that

01:12:57.620 going around.

01:12:58.200 A lot of people,

01:13:00.400 very important people

01:13:01.400 who are very opposed

01:13:02.380 to certain things

01:13:03.380 have a habit of like

01:13:05.940 dying strangely,

01:13:07.960 violently,

01:13:08.780 suddenly.

01:13:11.500 Oh,

01:13:11.760 it makes you want,

01:13:12.580 huh.

01:13:12.960 Thank goodness

01:13:18.100 the good guys

01:13:18.600 always win.

01:13:20.160 That's Norm MacDonald

01:13:21.020 would say.

01:13:22.040 KT Campbell says,

01:13:23.220 keep being one of the good ones,

01:13:24.340 Jeremy.

01:13:24.540 Thank you.

01:13:25.640 I will try to be

01:13:26.980 the best terrible person

01:13:28.100 I can be.

01:13:29.260 I'm really good

01:13:29.920 at being bad.

01:13:31.540 I guess.

01:13:32.280 I don't know

01:13:32.660 if that's right.

01:13:33.920 Michael the Conqueror

01:13:34.820 says,

01:13:35.080 will Christopher Walken

01:13:35.980 be explaining lions tonight?

01:13:37.080 I should have got the cliff.

01:13:38.340 I don't have it on me

01:13:40.720 right now.

01:13:42.520 I could get it

01:13:43.180 and find it

01:13:43.820 and play it.

01:13:45.240 Maybe.

01:13:48.640 It's distracting.

01:13:51.280 I can't remember

01:13:52.160 what I was here for.

01:13:55.200 You know.

01:13:56.640 Says,

01:13:56.940 God bless Rage the Conqueror.

01:13:58.300 Thank you, man.

01:13:59.180 Thank you for

01:13:59.860 enduring my shitty

01:14:01.360 Christopher Walken.

01:14:03.100 I don't even work on them.

01:14:04.200 I'm so lazy now.

01:14:05.300 Do this impression.

01:14:08.980 I was like,

01:14:09.160 you know the last time

01:14:09.760 I did it

01:14:10.160 was whenever the last person

01:14:11.060 asked me to do it

01:14:11.640 like a year ago.

01:14:12.680 I spent zero time

01:14:13.680 practicing it.

01:14:14.540 You have to do

01:14:15.440 comedians that are

01:14:18.320 like,

01:14:19.640 they practice these things.

01:14:21.240 You don't just

01:14:21.760 naturally do it.

01:14:22.820 You have to work on it

01:14:23.860 and record it

01:14:24.840 and play it back to yourself

01:14:25.780 and I didn't roll that

01:14:26.980 quite right.

01:14:27.960 And there's a whole bunch

01:14:28.740 of,

01:14:29.000 there's work involved.

01:14:30.280 I don't know if people

01:14:30.680 I'm just sticking up

01:14:32.300 for comedians right now

01:14:33.420 because I know a bunch

01:14:34.320 and you know,

01:14:35.860 I don't like it

01:14:37.920 when people don't,

01:14:38.480 they don't appreciate,

01:14:39.340 people don't understand

01:14:40.280 how much fucking work

01:14:41.240 goes into that

01:14:41.940 and how little money

01:14:43.480 there is in that.

01:14:44.300 It's one of the most

01:14:44.860 hardest working jobs

01:14:46.080 with the highest reward

01:14:47.500 for the people

01:14:48.120 that are there.

01:14:49.940 I mean,

01:14:50.940 rarely,

01:14:51.660 I mean,

01:14:51.920 I've never gone to

01:14:52.960 like just random,

01:14:54.320 some guy's gonna tell jokes

01:14:55.800 that's almost

01:14:56.460 never goes well.

01:14:57.980 But,

01:14:58.560 you know,

01:14:58.900 people that have been

01:14:59.440 established as professional,

01:15:00.800 like they can go to a room

01:15:02.080 and people will laugh.

01:15:03.960 That's a wonderful skill

01:15:06.460 to have

01:15:07.420 where you can have

01:15:08.100 a guaranteed fun time.

01:15:11.260 It's like going to a concert

01:15:12.400 of your favorite band

01:15:13.360 or something,

01:15:13.780 right?

01:15:13.960 It's like,

01:15:14.280 I'm not gonna have

01:15:14.940 a bad time.

01:15:15.860 You know what I mean?

01:15:19.260 And they get paid nothing.

01:15:21.120 It's like,

01:15:21.440 ah,

01:15:21.660 it's such a good time

01:15:22.580 that really,

01:15:23.120 my whole outlook

01:15:23.800 is better now.

01:15:24.440 I'm gonna have

01:15:24.680 a great weekend

01:15:25.360 and I was really depressed

01:15:26.260 before I went there

01:15:27.040 and it's like,

01:15:27.640 ah,

01:15:28.100 yeah,

01:15:28.240 it was $5.

01:15:32.260 Now I'm gonna give

01:15:33.080 the liquor store

01:15:33.800 $5 billion.

01:15:35.460 Ah!

01:15:36.520 Like,

01:15:36.900 what?

01:15:38.400 Ah,

01:15:38.760 they just stand there

01:15:39.360 and tell jokes.

01:15:39.880 It's easy.

01:15:40.320 It's not,

01:15:40.820 actually.

01:15:41.200 It's a lot of work

01:15:42.000 and a lot of fail.

01:15:42.760 And you have to tell

01:15:43.540 bad jokes

01:15:44.160 that people don't laugh at

01:15:45.120 to be like,

01:15:45.380 okay,

01:15:45.520 that doesn't work.

01:15:46.860 Back to the drawing board.

01:15:48.080 Let's try it again.

01:15:49.060 You have to throw

01:15:49.460 the whole joke away.

01:15:50.340 Ah,

01:15:50.520 the whole joke's garbage.

01:15:52.200 Maybe it's missing something.

01:15:53.360 Maybe it has to be

01:15:53.960 returned to rent,

01:15:54.880 you know?

01:15:57.880 I'm just sticking up

01:15:58.720 for you guys.

01:16:00.420 I'm trying to make it sound

01:16:01.540 like you guys do work

01:16:02.520 when you don't.

01:16:03.620 Alright?

01:16:03.880 We both know you don't.

01:16:05.760 I don't.

01:16:07.200 I literally roll out of bed,

01:16:08.920 get showered,

01:16:10.180 comb my hair one time,

01:16:11.700 and I'm just like,

01:16:12.420 whatever.

01:16:13.220 Show up.

01:16:15.640 I have nothing to say

01:16:16.880 about anything.

01:16:23.680 I'm the ultimate grifter.

01:16:24.860 I'm almost a politician

01:16:27.640 I'm so good at grifting.

01:16:32.460 Alright.

01:16:33.280 Alright.

01:16:34.480 Let's, um,

01:16:36.180 let's see some stuff.

01:16:38.900 I guess.

01:16:40.020 We want.

01:16:41.400 Not,

01:16:41.800 not there yet.

01:16:42.640 I don't want to hurt you yet.

01:16:46.720 Hmm.

01:16:47.340 A couple of points

01:16:48.200 written down here.

01:16:50.640 Banking turmoil.

01:16:51.520 Oh, yes.

01:16:53.060 International embarrassment.

01:16:54.240 Yeah,

01:16:54.440 that's,

01:16:54.700 that's a problem.

01:16:56.600 Some fighting with,

01:16:58.080 oh yeah,

01:16:58.620 Russia's trolling

01:16:59.360 the United States.

01:17:00.500 In a very funny

01:17:01.580 commercial.

01:17:02.900 And then,

01:17:03.140 and then the Babylon Bee

01:17:03.980 is also,

01:17:04.540 you know,

01:17:04.800 engaged in that as well.

01:17:07.100 Fake,

01:17:07.660 uh,

01:17:08.300 you know,

01:17:08.840 fake terrorists.

01:17:11.080 I've seen this story

01:17:12.000 before somewhere.

01:17:14.900 The Proud Boys trial

01:17:16.100 suspended again.

01:17:18.040 After this time,

01:17:19.040 the feds had to admit

01:17:19.740 that the defense witness

01:17:20.620 was an FBI informant.

01:17:24.280 So,

01:17:25.140 you're,

01:17:26.940 this whole thing

01:17:30.640 is so ridiculous

01:17:31.620 and preposterous.

01:17:36.180 Since the beginning

01:17:37.060 of the case,

01:17:38.000 through the start

01:17:38.700 of the trial,

01:17:39.340 this person was informing

01:17:40.320 the FBI.

01:17:41.200 I mean,

01:17:41.520 my goodness.

01:17:44.580 And,

01:17:45.020 and I,

01:17:45.420 and from my own

01:17:45.980 personal experience,

01:17:46.780 as well,

01:17:47.920 I'm seeing,

01:17:48.220 like,

01:17:48.760 it's like the,

01:17:49.520 the,

01:17:50.120 the pull

01:17:52.240 or the urge

01:17:53.020 to just,

01:17:54.320 you,

01:17:54.740 abuse your authority

01:17:55.880 to participate

01:17:57.140 in the war

01:17:58.220 of human beings

01:18:00.860 against global

01:18:02.300 enslavement

01:18:02.900 via cultural Marxism.

01:18:05.580 They just,

01:18:06.480 because they play

01:18:06.860 for the other team,

01:18:07.600 especially the law

01:18:08.440 enforcement and police,

01:18:09.280 like they,

01:18:09.680 they're,

01:18:10.060 they are the foot soldiers

01:18:11.340 of the regime,

01:18:12.560 you understand?

01:18:12.940 man,

01:18:13.760 especially in Canada.

01:18:18.460 What excuse is there?

01:18:21.300 You willingly go,

01:18:23.300 you willingly go,

01:18:26.800 put on a uniform

01:18:27.800 that is the organization

01:18:29.620 that destroys,

01:18:31.900 uh,

01:18:32.540 freedom fighters,

01:18:33.960 families,

01:18:34.760 putting children,

01:18:35.680 pastors in jail.

01:18:36.560 Uh,

01:18:38.700 uh,

01:18:39.140 whoa.

01:18:40.600 What you doing there,

01:18:41.620 guy?

01:18:43.880 Seen any,

01:18:44.600 uh,

01:18:45.160 you read any books

01:18:45.920 lately?

01:18:47.040 Hmm.

01:18:48.600 Because,

01:18:49.220 uh,

01:18:49.460 that's not what

01:18:50.100 police do.

01:18:51.000 That's,

01:18:51.600 um,

01:18:51.960 that's the Stasi.

01:18:53.620 That's political police.

01:18:55.040 That's a different thing.

01:18:56.160 You're not policing crime.

01:18:58.020 You're policing thought.

01:19:00.000 You're targeting these people

01:19:02.920 with a bias

01:19:03.660 because you don't like

01:19:04.640 what they represent.

01:19:06.260 You don't like what they say

01:19:07.640 and what,

01:19:08.060 like,

01:19:08.560 or the people telling you

01:19:09.900 to persecute them

01:19:10.860 don't like what they represent

01:19:13.100 or what they say

01:19:13.840 and you're willingly

01:19:15.060 carrying this out.

01:19:18.660 While this is happening,

01:19:20.500 where you should be supposed

01:19:22.740 to be investigating

01:19:23.460 actual crimes,

01:19:24.840 you know,

01:19:24.960 like treason is a very serious crime,

01:19:26.900 for example.

01:19:28.220 We don't hear about it from you.

01:19:30.000 The police.

01:19:30.680 We hear about it from,

01:19:31.520 from CSIS.

01:19:33.900 And are you going to

01:19:34.900 investigate any of that?

01:19:36.080 Of course you're not.

01:19:36.880 Of course you're not.

01:19:38.160 Are you going to reopen

01:19:39.180 the ethics investigation

01:19:40.440 and the obstruction

01:19:41.960 of justice investigation

01:19:43.080 into the prime minister's office?

01:19:44.680 No,

01:19:44.940 of course you won't.

01:19:46.220 Why would you?

01:19:47.940 Are you going to

01:19:49.160 give us the names

01:19:50.520 and details

01:19:51.180 of,

01:19:51.600 of these police officers

01:19:52.980 that were engaged

01:19:53.860 in celebratory remarks

01:19:55.280 after physically abusing

01:19:57.080 a pile of Canadian civilians

01:19:59.980 not least of which

01:20:01.340 was a disabled

01:20:02.220 indigenous grandmother

01:20:03.340 on a mobility device?

01:20:05.760 You're not going to do that either.

01:20:07.080 We're never going to talk

01:20:07.940 about that again actually.

01:20:08.980 You probably promoted

01:20:10.060 those people to be honest,

01:20:11.040 didn't you?

01:20:11.700 Didn't you?

01:20:12.080 They all got a 30% pay raise.

01:20:14.100 Years of back pay.

01:20:15.100 They gave them $200,000.

01:20:16.580 Here you go.

01:20:17.200 Have just,

01:20:18.060 have a quarter mil.

01:20:20.000 Have a cool quarter mil.

01:20:22.540 Since you did such a good job lately.

01:20:24.900 With all your buddies out there

01:20:26.420 in Edmonton and Calgary

01:20:28.240 arresting pastors

01:20:29.140 and arresting children

01:20:30.480 for playing hockey

01:20:31.380 on a pond.

01:20:32.800 Taping off basketball nets

01:20:34.200 so kids can't play basketball

01:20:35.460 and so on.

01:20:35.980 And you're just doing your job.

01:20:40.880 Because your primary motivation

01:20:42.860 is your money.

01:20:45.500 That's why you became

01:20:46.640 a police officer.

01:20:47.980 This is why you can't

01:20:49.040 pay police officers

01:20:49.960 what we pay them in Canada.

01:20:51.120 Do you know how much they make?

01:20:52.080 Go check.

01:20:52.580 Go Google it.

01:20:55.600 I bet you most people

01:20:56.660 have no fucking idea

01:20:57.600 how much these people make.

01:21:01.700 $120,000?

01:21:02.260 $140,000?

01:21:04.620 Then there's overtime.

01:21:05.920 And this is just for like

01:21:06.800 the guys in their cars

01:21:07.680 on the streets you see.

01:21:08.620 Never mind the

01:21:09.340 corporals and sergeants

01:21:10.860 and staff sergeants

01:21:11.640 and all these guys.

01:21:12.280 They're fucking millionaires, dude.

01:21:15.260 They're the best paid

01:21:16.300 political police

01:21:17.020 in the goddamn world,

01:21:17.980 I think.

01:21:19.120 So you bet your ass

01:21:20.220 they're going to do

01:21:20.600 what the government

01:21:21.020 tells them to do.

01:21:22.580 That's what they are.

01:21:25.280 Their entire purpose

01:21:26.440 is to protect the state

01:21:27.740 and enforce its agenda.

01:21:29.640 The state sets an agenda

01:21:31.080 and these people

01:21:32.060 come in physically

01:21:33.040 into your neighborhoods

01:21:34.120 where you live

01:21:34.920 and make sure you

01:21:35.840 follow the fucking rules

01:21:36.920 at gunpoint,

01:21:38.040 by the way.

01:21:40.160 They all carry guns.

01:21:41.380 They can draw a gun on you

01:21:42.200 if they don't like

01:21:42.640 what you're up to.

01:21:44.800 That's what they do.

01:21:46.480 They've just done it

01:21:47.420 for two years.

01:21:48.720 Over two years.

01:21:49.580 They displayed

01:21:51.060 they were totally willing

01:21:52.080 and they didn't see

01:21:53.380 a problem with that.

01:21:56.920 All, all, all

01:21:58.560 of the good cops

01:22:00.240 and to be a good cop

01:22:02.160 you need a set of stones.

01:22:03.860 You can't be a good cop

01:22:05.020 and be a coward.

01:22:05.860 That's, it's impossible.

01:22:09.020 Because to be an actual cop,

01:22:11.060 which these people are not,

01:22:12.280 they are political police,

01:22:13.460 they're Stasi,

01:22:14.620 they're the Gestapo,

01:22:15.860 that's all they are.

01:22:16.800 They're just thugs now.

01:22:19.280 The actual,

01:22:20.480 those guys all quit

01:22:21.560 because this is no longer

01:22:24.400 policing what they're doing.

01:22:25.780 We stopped policing.

01:22:27.440 We've been stopping it

01:22:28.480 for quite a while.

01:22:29.940 Military,

01:22:30.420 I don't know if people

01:22:31.220 are aware of this,

01:22:31.800 but the militarization

01:22:32.620 of the police

01:22:33.160 is quite a theme

01:22:34.320 everywhere.

01:22:36.060 They're basically

01:22:36.860 riding around in tanks

01:22:37.820 and shit now, guys.

01:22:39.500 It used to be like

01:22:40.660 a fucking Ford sedan

01:22:43.460 with a guy dressed

01:22:45.120 in brown clothes

01:22:45.960 who had a revolver

01:22:46.840 with six bullets in it

01:22:48.060 and he'd show up

01:22:49.140 and be like,

01:22:49.360 what's going on?

01:22:49.900 How can I help you?

01:22:50.720 What's the problem?

01:22:51.500 See?

01:22:54.220 Now,

01:22:54.680 now the fucking

01:22:55.420 second SS

01:22:58.260 Das Reich division

01:22:59.280 shows up

01:22:59.820 because there's

01:23:00.160 a bouncy castle.

01:23:04.040 Look at all

01:23:04.640 the machine guns

01:23:05.400 you brought.

01:23:08.200 That's neat,

01:23:09.060 hey?

01:23:10.860 And people

01:23:11.640 over the years

01:23:12.500 and decades

01:23:13.120 have been trying

01:23:13.780 to warn people

01:23:15.000 that this is happening

01:23:16.040 and this agenda

01:23:16.740 is happening

01:23:17.300 and they are

01:23:17.840 consolidating power

01:23:19.440 and they will

01:23:20.300 use it against you

01:23:21.200 once they've

01:23:21.660 accumulated enough

01:23:22.480 and they're untouchable,

01:23:23.600 there's nothing

01:23:24.520 to fear anymore

01:23:25.460 and once there's

01:23:26.160 nothing to fear anymore,

01:23:27.280 then people are

01:23:27.980 really going to

01:23:28.500 start getting hurt.

01:23:29.380 Then you're going

01:23:29.820 to see people

01:23:30.260 get disappeared

01:23:30.820 and killed

01:23:31.180 because why?

01:23:32.680 Why not?

01:23:34.280 Who's going to

01:23:34.700 stop them?

01:23:36.280 They do it in China.

01:23:37.320 They do it in North Korea.

01:23:39.060 They certainly did it

01:23:39.720 in Cuba.

01:23:40.960 They did it in the

01:23:41.660 Soviet Union.

01:23:42.280 They're doing it

01:23:42.640 in Russia still.

01:23:47.760 You think they won't?

01:23:48.780 What are you going to do?

01:23:49.560 What is anybody

01:23:49.940 going to do about it?

01:23:50.620 They have no weapons,

01:23:51.900 everybody's disarmed

01:23:52.680 and nobody's allowed

01:23:53.260 to talk.

01:23:54.260 They can do

01:23:54.800 whatever they want to.

01:23:56.160 And you think

01:23:56.780 these people

01:23:57.280 with this track record

01:23:58.240 of this,

01:23:58.720 I mean,

01:24:00.340 they're just

01:24:00.660 upright moral standing

01:24:01.780 citizens, right?

01:24:02.500 I mean,

01:24:02.760 they're all just,

01:24:03.780 wow,

01:24:04.580 very selfless,

01:24:05.700 heroic even,

01:24:07.180 you know,

01:24:08.000 protectors

01:24:08.640 of the people.

01:24:10.100 Yeah,

01:24:10.280 they certainly

01:24:10.720 wouldn't abuse

01:24:11.300 that.

01:24:11.580 That unquestionable

01:24:13.540 omnipotent power

01:24:16.240 to just destroy

01:24:17.320 anyone at will

01:24:18.220 with no chance

01:24:19.360 of repercussions.

01:24:20.360 No,

01:24:20.700 no,

01:24:21.400 no.

01:24:23.300 It would take

01:24:24.120 the strongest man

01:24:25.280 that's ever lived

01:24:26.200 to have that kind

01:24:27.200 of power

01:24:27.640 and not use it

01:24:28.560 maliciously.

01:24:29.180 I don't think a man

01:24:29.920 exists

01:24:30.440 that could wield

01:24:31.960 that amount of power

01:24:32.920 and not end up

01:24:34.120 using it maliciously.

01:24:35.920 It's just way too much

01:24:37.180 and you want to give it

01:24:37.940 to,

01:24:38.220 we're not even giving it

01:24:39.100 to the best man

01:24:39.800 that's ever lived.

01:24:40.480 We're giving it to

01:24:41.000 the worst people

01:24:41.820 that have ever lived.

01:24:42.920 The worst people

01:24:43.860 that have ever lived

01:24:44.560 are going to have

01:24:44.900 more power than

01:24:45.660 anybody has ever had

01:24:46.660 and you think

01:24:47.460 things are going

01:24:48.000 to fucking be okay

01:24:48.940 for some reason.

01:24:49.640 And these people

01:24:57.580 also,

01:24:58.820 they say,

01:24:59.160 back the blue.

01:25:00.180 You're going to

01:25:00.520 back the blue.

01:25:03.620 Remember,

01:25:04.560 like there was,

01:25:05.160 this is,

01:25:05.580 I've been around a while,

01:25:06.600 guys.

01:25:06.880 This war has been

01:25:07.480 happening for a while.

01:25:10.160 The Occupy Wall Street

01:25:11.540 thing was right around

01:25:13.000 the time I started

01:25:13.680 kind of coming online

01:25:14.420 and paying attention.

01:25:16.820 And that was much

01:25:17.940 of the same reason

01:25:18.580 as today.

01:25:18.920 The Cost of Living,

01:25:20.260 all the bullshit.

01:25:21.180 There was just

01:25:21.560 too much bullshit

01:25:22.300 and people understood

01:25:23.200 that like,

01:25:23.720 listen,

01:25:24.580 you know,

01:25:24.920 the moneyed few,

01:25:25.960 they're all,

01:25:26.400 they're fucking a silver

01:25:27.160 and it started

01:25:27.680 on Wall Street

01:25:28.280 and it was just,

01:25:28.960 we're just going

01:25:29.340 to fucking jam up.

01:25:30.220 It was like the

01:25:30.680 Ottawa Convoy

01:25:31.400 but in like a whole

01:25:32.100 bunch of cities

01:25:32.780 and just tent cities

01:25:34.260 of people that

01:25:34.900 refused to move

01:25:35.740 and it went on.

01:25:36.440 And then the,

01:25:37.200 you know,

01:25:37.440 the police put them

01:25:39.080 down after a while,

01:25:40.220 didn't they?

01:25:41.820 And then there was

01:25:42.500 the G7 situation

01:25:44.160 in Toronto

01:25:44.640 and the police

01:25:45.300 put them down too.

01:25:47.620 They actually committed

01:25:48.800 all kinds of crimes

01:25:49.900 themselves

01:25:50.360 and did the

01:25:51.000 agent provocateur thing

01:25:52.280 and were smashing

01:25:52.920 stuff and,

01:25:53.540 you know,

01:25:54.380 posing as protesters,

01:25:56.140 dressing up as

01:25:56.760 protesters in their

01:25:58.040 black block Antifa

01:25:59.060 costumes that the

01:25:59.920 cops love.

01:26:00.940 And they,

01:26:01.620 you know,

01:26:01.980 and then that gives

01:26:03.040 the riot police

01:26:04.000 the excuse to then

01:26:04.860 put down the

01:26:05.540 protest.

01:26:06.040 They say the protest

01:26:06.540 was getting violent.

01:26:07.860 Look what they did.

01:26:09.120 Like,

01:26:09.360 that's literally

01:26:09.880 your guys in a

01:26:10.580 costume.

01:26:11.360 They ran in back

01:26:12.200 and smashed some

01:26:12.920 things and ran away

01:26:13.760 and you guys came in.

01:26:15.420 Yeah,

01:26:15.740 that's all,

01:26:16.100 it's not my,

01:26:16.680 that's all proof.

01:26:17.340 That's all out in the

01:26:18.000 open.

01:26:18.360 That's a,

01:26:18.780 so this isn't new.

01:26:20.380 This has been a march

01:26:21.300 towards this and these

01:26:22.780 people have been in

01:26:23.320 these careers the whole

01:26:24.060 time.

01:26:24.800 They sat and watched

01:26:25.760 the Porta Peak massacre

01:26:26.660 in Nova Scotia.

01:26:27.440 Is anybody going to say

01:26:28.020 anything?

01:26:28.380 Nope.

01:26:29.340 Where's the whistleblower?

01:26:30.300 Eh,

01:26:30.980 I guess,

01:26:32.740 I guess,

01:26:33.420 where's the good cop

01:26:35.600 there?

01:26:38.120 Fuck those families

01:26:39.100 and fuck this province.

01:26:40.520 They don't,

01:26:41.080 they don't deserve

01:26:41.640 answers.

01:26:42.920 Least of not,

01:26:43.940 least of all from me.

01:26:45.300 I'm only wearing the

01:26:46.240 uniform of the

01:26:46.860 organization that did

01:26:47.580 this to them.

01:26:48.280 I have no obligation.

01:26:50.020 My obligation is to

01:26:51.100 the money.

01:26:52.480 That's my God.

01:26:54.200 My pension,

01:26:54.800 my paycheck,

01:26:55.320 and my promotion.

01:26:56.280 The three Ps,

01:26:57.040 bitch.

01:26:58.840 That's why I did it

01:26:59.660 in the first place.

01:27:00.500 I saw how much cops

01:27:01.340 made,

01:27:01.640 so I was like,

01:27:01.980 fuck yeah,

01:27:02.360 I want to make more

01:27:02.900 than a doctor.

01:27:03.960 I want to make more

01:27:04.700 than a doctor.

01:27:06.320 To be a thug.

01:27:10.260 Cool.

01:27:12.380 It's cool.

01:27:16.560 Did you know also

01:27:17.520 that most,

01:27:18.740 if not all,

01:27:19.340 I don't know,

01:27:19.900 but most of the police

01:27:20.920 that engaged in the

01:27:22.080 destruction of the

01:27:23.000 protest in Ottawa,

01:27:23.980 the tearing down,

01:27:24.720 the beatings,

01:27:25.420 and the tramplings,

01:27:26.400 and all of that,

01:27:26.880 those were all

01:27:27.520 volunteers.

01:27:28.960 They all volunteered.

01:27:33.160 They got extra pay,

01:27:34.520 and all of that.

01:27:36.020 And for them to

01:27:37.040 volunteer,

01:27:38.240 other people,

01:27:39.280 so let's say

01:27:41.480 I was one of them,

01:27:42.560 and I wanted to go.

01:27:43.880 Somebody has to

01:27:44.580 cover my shifts here

01:27:45.580 while I'm in Ottawa

01:27:46.600 for God knows how long.

01:27:48.540 So there's two

01:27:49.520 or three guys involved.

01:27:52.380 You see how the

01:27:52.800 support chain

01:27:53.500 goes both ways?

01:27:56.200 And then they came back,

01:27:57.520 because that's the bad cop,

01:27:58.940 but these cops

01:27:59.500 are the good cops.

01:28:00.360 They came back

01:28:01.100 from beating the living

01:28:01.820 shit out of Canadians

01:28:02.560 and trampling all over

01:28:03.240 their Bill of Rights

01:28:03.800 and ignoring the fact

01:28:04.940 that the government's

01:28:05.620 a criminal organization

01:28:07.040 and out of control.

01:28:07.820 I mean,

01:28:07.940 I guess they are themselves.

01:28:09.280 These guys come back,

01:28:11.640 and the rest of the

01:28:12.140 police station's like,

01:28:12.840 hey, how's it going?

01:28:13.460 Oh, yeah, great time.

01:28:14.360 High fives.

01:28:14.860 Back to work like

01:28:15.480 nothing happened.

01:28:16.260 Hey?

01:28:16.880 Yeah.

01:28:17.400 Oh, and by the way,

01:28:18.620 these good cops,

01:28:19.940 again,

01:28:20.240 they're also the same cops

01:28:21.580 that all looked

01:28:22.660 the other way

01:28:23.280 when their colleagues

01:28:24.020 were like,

01:28:24.420 I'm not okay with you

01:28:25.420 dictating what goes

01:28:26.200 into my body.

01:28:26.900 I haven't even seen

01:28:27.500 a fucking,

01:28:28.200 can I at least see

01:28:28.800 the side effects sheet

01:28:29.740 or something?

01:28:30.260 Oh, you don't even

01:28:30.620 have one?

01:28:31.140 No, they were like,

01:28:31.800 fuck all those people.

01:28:34.160 Back the blue?

01:28:35.180 They don't even

01:28:35.540 back themselves, guys.

01:28:37.480 They don't even

01:28:38.160 protect their own.

01:28:39.740 They are completely

01:28:40.840 and utterly sold out

01:28:43.420 to the fucking machine.

01:28:45.680 Completely.

01:28:46.700 I guarantee,

01:28:48.480 because they're some

01:28:48.920 of the highest paid

01:28:49.460 public servants

01:28:49.960 in this country,

01:28:50.460 you want to save

01:28:50.920 some money?

01:28:51.480 How about this?

01:28:52.300 How about a 50% pay cut

01:28:53.540 for all police officers?

01:28:55.340 Let's see how many

01:28:56.000 keep the job.

01:28:56.700 They're still going

01:28:57.100 to make more than you.

01:28:57.800 Let's say,

01:28:59.580 okay,

01:29:00.060 all police officers,

01:29:00.780 what does a front-line

01:29:02.120 infantry corporal

01:29:02.920 make in the army

01:29:03.580 after a few years?

01:29:05.060 70,000?

01:29:06.080 Maybe?

01:29:07.360 69,000?

01:29:08.620 68,000?

01:29:09.420 I think it was around

01:29:09.840 that when I got out.

01:29:11.640 And that's to fight wars.

01:29:14.040 So,

01:29:14.740 knock a,

01:29:15.640 how about,

01:29:16.460 so 60,000 for a cop then?

01:29:19.440 None of this

01:29:19.860 150,000 fucking,

01:29:21.500 what do you think,

01:29:22.420 who do we think you are?

01:29:23.300 Do you think it's hard

01:29:23.840 to do this job?

01:29:24.920 Like, it's that hard.

01:29:26.760 It's that,

01:29:27.520 you need to be that smart

01:29:28.500 and that tough

01:29:29.220 and that resilient

01:29:29.860 that only you can do it

01:29:31.460 and that's why you command

01:29:32.560 so much money.

01:29:33.340 Are you sure?

01:29:34.100 Are you really sure?

01:29:35.780 I'm pretty fucking sure

01:29:37.060 because your American

01:29:37.920 compatriots down there

01:29:38.880 across the border

01:29:39.460 in places like Chicago

01:29:41.160 and Detroit,

01:29:42.980 like right next to Canada,

01:29:44.320 are literal fucking war zones

01:29:46.100 and they're going out there

01:29:47.140 every day for 50,

01:29:47.960 $55,000

01:29:48.720 because they believe

01:29:50.880 in what they're doing.

01:29:51.980 You believe in money.

01:29:54.460 You believe in money

01:29:55.540 and you believe,

01:29:56.160 you'll turn your back

01:29:57.260 on your own people,

01:29:58.340 on your own officers.

01:30:00.460 They tried to take a stand

01:30:01.940 and you just said,

01:30:03.280 nope.

01:30:05.060 So you're not the,

01:30:06.100 you're not the ride or die crew

01:30:07.660 that you want to pretend

01:30:08.660 where you'll say,

01:30:09.960 hey, you come for one of us,

01:30:11.000 you're coming for all of us.

01:30:12.420 You fuck with him,

01:30:13.360 you're fucking with me.

01:30:14.360 This is my goddamn trick

01:30:15.600 because that's how it works

01:30:16.600 in the military.

01:30:20.780 You know,

01:30:21.340 the organization that said no

01:30:22.740 when the government asked them

01:30:24.200 to go beat the shit

01:30:24.920 out of people,

01:30:25.420 the government,

01:30:25.880 the army said,

01:30:26.480 nah, we're not,

01:30:27.020 we're not fucking doing that.

01:30:27.840 Find somebody else.

01:30:29.420 And then they asked you guys,

01:30:30.720 you guys were like,

01:30:31.160 hell yeah, we will.

01:30:32.220 We love that shit

01:30:33.300 because you could have said no,

01:30:35.460 but you didn't,

01:30:36.280 did you?

01:30:41.200 And you could have,

01:30:41.920 uh,

01:30:42.200 supported your colleagues,

01:30:43.500 but you didn't.

01:30:45.480 I did.

01:30:46.000 Are you even trying to get them

01:30:46.860 their jobs back?

01:30:47.700 I mean,

01:30:47.880 all this shit's over.

01:30:48.780 Like I know a bunch of cops

01:30:51.940 that quit or walked away

01:30:53.380 or were fired because,

01:30:54.560 or let go because they wouldn't do,

01:30:56.060 they wouldn't,

01:30:56.740 you know,

01:30:57.160 cover the mandates.

01:30:58.020 They're not getting the shots.

01:30:58.840 Like they're,

01:30:59.220 I'm not fucking doing this.

01:31:00.120 This is crazy.

01:31:01.080 They're still unemployed.

01:31:06.460 Back to blue.

01:31:07.700 You might as well say buy Amazon.

01:31:12.340 You,

01:31:12.860 you either are just a coward

01:31:15.220 who is so afraid

01:31:18.100 of being singled out

01:31:20.380 and having to explain yourself

01:31:22.840 and why you said these things.

01:31:27.100 Or you're so ignorant

01:31:28.640 that you have absolutely no idea

01:31:30.300 what you're talking about.

01:31:31.160 You haven't thought about this

01:31:32.140 at all.

01:31:33.400 You haven't been paying attention

01:31:34.820 at all.

01:31:35.880 In which case you have no business

01:31:37.540 even being in the conversation anyway.

01:31:39.660 So which is it?

01:31:42.820 I've got more.

01:31:43.860 I can go all day,

01:31:44.940 motherfucker.

01:31:46.260 Remember when they murdered

01:31:47.180 Robert Dozanski

01:31:48.040 in that airport?

01:31:49.680 And they're like,

01:31:50.060 hey,

01:31:50.180 can we tase this fucking guy?

01:31:51.640 They got,

01:31:51.940 they just got new tasers,

01:31:53.100 right?

01:31:53.260 So they're all excited

01:31:53.940 to just fuck somebody up.

01:31:55.460 And they did

01:31:56.120 and they killed him.

01:31:56.760 They murdered him.

01:31:58.900 No one,

01:31:59.660 you know,

01:32:00.000 oh well.

01:32:03.700 Depicting pig,

01:32:04.480 I mean,

01:32:04.920 for fuck's sakes,

01:32:05.620 man.

01:32:09.320 They,

01:32:09.640 during the FLQ situation,

01:32:11.820 the last emergency act,

01:32:13.860 you know,

01:32:14.140 I wasn't,

01:32:14.500 I didn't start that one.

01:32:15.520 That was someone else.

01:32:19.520 The RCMP

01:32:20.440 were planting

01:32:22.220 real bombs

01:32:23.700 to blame

01:32:26.160 on the FLQ.

01:32:28.760 The RCMP

01:32:29.600 were committing

01:32:30.360 acts of terrorism.

01:32:31.760 One of their own guys

01:32:32.520 like blew himself up

01:32:33.540 and had to go to the hospital.

01:32:35.560 And they're like,

01:32:36.000 how did you,

01:32:37.500 what happened here?

01:32:38.760 Back to blue.

01:32:43.980 Yeah.

01:32:46.620 Oh,

01:32:47.080 and you know

01:32:47.440 what else is cool?

01:32:48.360 You know why they get,

01:32:49.360 why the veteran status

01:32:50.640 that they have

01:32:51.840 for no reason

01:32:52.480 which they don't deserve?

01:32:53.280 is because they were

01:32:56.220 stood up as a paramilitary

01:32:57.600 organization

01:32:58.320 who actually,

01:33:00.360 they were the ones

01:33:01.100 that went and physically,

01:33:02.300 physically

01:33:03.120 put hands on children,

01:33:05.500 you know,

01:33:05.800 indigenous children,

01:33:06.620 and removed them

01:33:07.740 from their families

01:33:08.640 and threw them

01:33:09.740 into state

01:33:10.240 indoctrination centers.

01:33:11.160 The Mounties did that too.

01:33:12.780 Back to blue.

01:33:16.440 You gotta back them

01:33:17.640 or else you're Antifa.

01:33:20.800 Wow,

01:33:21.340 what's it like

01:33:21.880 having the brain

01:33:23.260 of a gorilla?

01:33:27.820 Back blue,

01:33:28.660 Antifa,

01:33:29.200 bad,

01:33:29.700 oh,

01:33:30.140 oh,

01:33:30.900 greatest ally.

01:33:35.060 I bet they think that too.

01:33:36.400 The greatest,

01:33:36.920 that's also,

01:33:38.100 that fits right in.

01:33:39.220 That's a big part

01:33:39.840 of their programming

01:33:41.080 over there

01:33:41.520 on the fake,

01:33:42.160 the fake opposition.

01:33:46.520 Where is this guy?

01:33:49.660 Here he is.

01:33:50.240 Listen to this.

01:33:51.640 I cannot talk to you.

01:33:52.980 You're underage.

01:33:53.320 Like this is,

01:33:53.940 like dude,

01:33:54.440 your feet are wet.

01:33:55.440 There's a problem

01:33:55.920 with the boat.

01:33:57.040 No,

01:33:57.860 that's probably

01:33:58.760 not what it looks like

01:34:00.260 because

01:34:00.560 I don't like it.

01:34:03.640 I cannot talk to you.

01:34:05.100 It's illegal for me

01:34:06.100 to talk to you

01:34:06.640 about Yeshua.

01:34:07.420 Go.

01:34:09.720 So he says Yeshua,

01:34:11.080 but that's the,

01:34:11.920 I think it's the Hebrew word

01:34:12.820 for Jesus.

01:34:14.100 Yeshua.

01:34:14.660 Yeshua.

01:34:14.980 So you don't want me

01:34:17.700 to use a mic?

01:34:18.520 I'll use my mouth.

01:34:20.340 And I can use my mouth.

01:34:21.520 No.

01:34:22.460 So you're speaking of?

01:34:24.160 Let me just,

01:34:24.740 before you continue talking,

01:34:25.800 you're going to go to jail.

01:34:26.640 Is the police here?

01:34:27.700 Nine percent conviction.

01:34:28.700 This guy.

01:34:29.840 We don't do anything illegal.

01:34:31.100 You cannot take us to jail.

01:34:33.360 If you are not involved,

01:34:34.340 please go.

01:34:35.560 Shalom,

01:34:36.080 my friend.

01:34:36.500 We bless you.

01:34:37.480 You're my country.

01:34:38.240 You come to the United States,

01:34:40.680 you can say whatever

01:34:41.300 you want to say.

01:34:42.800 That is the free world.

01:34:44.020 Yes?

01:34:44.300 You're not in the United States.

01:34:45.460 You're in Israel.

01:34:46.020 I understand.

01:34:47.020 You cannot say whatever

01:34:47.360 you want to say here.

01:34:48.160 Yes, you can.

01:34:48.840 It's legal.

01:34:49.800 It is legal

01:34:50.840 to preach about Yeshua.

01:34:52.660 We preach at Damascus gate,

01:34:54.400 the police say it's okay.

01:34:56.340 We preach at Jaffa gate,

01:34:58.200 the police say it's okay.

01:34:59.900 Not for long.

01:35:00.440 I respect you,

01:35:04.880 respect me.

01:35:06.060 He doesn't have to respect you.

01:35:07.500 Huh?

01:35:07.780 He doesn't have to respect you.

01:35:09.000 I don't have to respect you.

01:35:10.540 That is the right thing.

01:35:11.360 Are you Jewish?

01:35:12.180 Do you want to honor God?

01:35:13.700 No.

01:35:14.640 That is the godly thing to do.

01:35:16.120 We respect one another.

01:35:17.180 The godly thing to do

01:35:17.820 is to kill you.

01:35:18.760 The godly thing is to kill me.

01:35:20.340 That's right.

01:35:20.780 That's what the Torah says.

01:35:21.780 The Torah says to kill us.

01:35:23.020 The Torah says that

01:35:23.920 people who worship idols

01:35:25.620 such as yourself,

01:35:26.860 when there is a Sanhedrin,

01:35:28.400 to kill us.

01:35:31.300 Yes.

01:35:31.780 Okay.

01:35:32.300 That's what the Torah says.

01:35:32.920 So we know how the Jewish people feel

01:35:34.560 about Christians, yes?

01:35:36.120 That you discriminate against Christians.

01:35:37.620 Christians are idol worshipers.

01:35:38.400 You discriminate against Christians.

01:35:39.480 The Torah says that

01:35:40.200 Christianity is idol worship

01:35:41.880 because you worship three guys.

01:35:43.180 Let me ask you this.

01:35:44.540 How do you atone for your sins?

01:35:46.420 You have no sacrifice.

01:35:47.500 There must be an atonement for your sins.

01:35:48.960 How do you atone?

01:35:49.720 It goes on and on.

01:35:50.920 That's the guy I was talking about before.

01:35:52.200 He's like, I don't give a shit.

01:35:53.500 He's like, yeah,

01:35:54.000 you all should be killed.

01:35:55.880 Doesn't even,

01:35:57.940 you know,

01:35:58.400 so you've got guys like that

01:36:01.560 who are,

01:36:02.080 will just say shit like,

01:36:03.380 I don't,

01:36:03.680 what are you going to do about it?

01:36:05.360 Guys like that

01:36:06.160 end up getting things done.

01:36:07.820 Whether you,

01:36:08.420 whatever you think about whoever,

01:36:09.540 like that's,

01:36:10.580 that's not a,

01:36:11.500 that guy's not a pushover.

01:36:13.060 He's not a bitch.

01:36:15.180 He's not just going to lay down.

01:36:16.660 You know,

01:36:17.080 he's literally in your face

01:36:18.380 and be like,

01:36:18.580 get the fuck out of my country.

01:36:19.900 You should be dead.

01:36:20.960 You're lucky I don't kill you.

01:36:25.200 Okay.

01:36:27.000 Harsh.

01:36:27.320 A little.

01:36:29.340 Right?

01:36:32.780 That's the greatest ally though,

01:36:34.160 guys.

01:36:34.480 We got to,

01:36:35.840 it's good.

01:36:37.220 It's a,

01:36:37.660 it's a good,

01:36:38.160 it's a good deal.

01:36:40.140 It's totally worth it.

01:36:42.140 What else is,

01:36:42.960 what,

01:36:43.200 I mean,

01:36:43.720 I don't know.

01:36:44.720 Something,

01:36:45.060 oh right,

01:36:45.640 this is what I was,

01:36:46.280 I was just going on about these,

01:36:47.260 I knew I was going somewhere

01:36:48.780 with all this police stuff

01:36:49.760 and I wasn't even done.

01:36:51.040 I wasn't even done.

01:36:51.920 And then,

01:36:52.260 and finally,

01:36:52.880 this is,

01:36:53.240 is this just today?

01:36:54.680 This is new again?

01:36:57.380 Send the police.

01:36:58.320 There's a 16 year old

01:36:59.380 in a suit

01:36:59.880 and he's

01:37:01.080 very politely

01:37:03.720 suggesting he doesn't like

01:37:05.600 what the government's doing.

01:37:07.020 Arrest him now.

01:37:08.060 He's just nodding his head

01:37:24.000 like,

01:37:24.280 yep,

01:37:24.600 yeah,

01:37:24.780 I'm a total piece of shit.

01:37:25.820 You're right.

01:37:29.880 I'm just doing my job.

01:37:31.200 They say it like,

01:37:33.200 we were literally educated

01:37:35.080 as children.

01:37:35.920 At least I was in my school

01:37:37.540 in mainline public

01:37:38.960 fucking goblin school

01:37:40.460 that the idea

01:37:43.100 of just doing my job

01:37:44.660 is not an excuse

01:37:45.820 for immoral behavior.

01:37:48.220 Ergo,

01:37:48.900 you know,

01:37:49.240 for example,

01:37:50.940 many,

01:37:51.460 many historical examples.

01:37:52.840 And you're like,

01:37:53.100 oh,

01:37:53.320 okay.

01:37:54.100 And then this guy

01:37:55.260 presumably looks about my age.

01:37:57.500 Oh,

01:37:57.660 I'm just doing my job.

01:37:58.460 Oh,

01:37:58.760 you just,

01:37:59.720 and keep in mind,

01:38:03.380 he probably has a big house

01:38:06.460 with a fucking

01:38:07.200 numerous car garage,

01:38:08.840 a truck,

01:38:09.460 a boat,

01:38:10.120 and a summer,

01:38:11.660 you know,

01:38:11.980 timeshare somewhere

01:38:13.120 because he's making

01:38:14.920 $200,000 a year

01:38:16.540 for 10,

01:38:18.060 you know,

01:38:18.420 long time.

01:38:19.280 Oh,

01:38:19.720 yeah.

01:38:20.700 Mmm.

01:38:21.980 Tastes good,

01:38:22.740 that money.

01:38:23.280 It's kind of hard to hear

01:38:33.380 here for a second,

01:38:34.200 but we'll come back

01:38:35.140 after,

01:38:35.460 who goes?

01:38:36.540 Okay.

01:38:37.540 Let's go,

01:38:38.540 Brandon.

01:38:40.120 Let's go,

01:38:41.200 Brandon.

01:38:43.620 Who are these people?

01:38:46.140 So there's like a,

01:38:47.440 there's like a checkpoint

01:38:48.280 to get on Parliament Hill

01:38:49.540 now.

01:38:51.560 Armed men

01:38:52.460 guard a checkpoint.

01:38:56.020 No,

01:38:56.520 there's nothing wrong,

01:38:57.480 guys.

01:38:57.780 The boat's not sinking.

01:38:59.200 Your feet aren't wet.

01:39:00.360 I'm just a racist.

01:39:02.500 Oh,

01:39:02.980 you're not allowed.

01:39:03.600 No.

01:39:03.740 There's a right to protest.

01:39:05.260 No,

01:39:05.660 he doesn't.

01:39:05.920 Let's go,

01:39:06.700 Brandon.

01:39:07.420 He has no right to protest.

01:39:08.660 That's why there's so many police here.

01:39:11.360 Let's go,

01:39:12.320 Brandon.

01:39:12.660 Let's go,

01:39:13.480 Brandon.

01:39:13.900 Let's go,

01:39:14.620 Brandon.

01:39:15.140 Let's go,

01:39:16.000 Brandon.

01:39:17.000 Wait,

01:39:17.160 thanks.

01:39:17.780 Just keep walking.

01:39:18.160 Don't talk to we,

01:39:19.120 the people.

01:39:20.220 All right.

01:39:20.540 He has a right to protest.

01:39:22.200 Let's go,

01:39:23.100 Brandon.

01:39:28.560 I'm my brother.

01:39:29.620 Sorry,

01:39:30.100 it was my mistake.

01:39:31.020 It's all right.

01:39:31.720 Okay.

01:39:32.280 But you can't be here on the side,

01:39:33.220 right?

01:39:33.740 This woman is like four feet tall.

01:39:41.500 When you,

01:39:42.180 when you have a job that requires a martial ability in which the worst case scenario in your job is that people die,

01:39:50.740 like,

01:39:52.200 um,

01:39:54.260 in a,

01:39:54.600 in a very physically demanding job where you have to manhandle other human beings that are not wanting,

01:40:00.740 they may be there on a killing spree,

01:40:02.020 for example.

01:40:02.560 All right.

01:40:03.720 Bar fights and so on.

01:40:06.100 Um,

01:40:06.620 you're a huge liability.

01:40:09.060 Yeah.

01:40:09.580 You can't really,

01:40:10.240 I mean,

01:40:10.400 you can't just shoot people.

01:40:12.320 Right.

01:40:13.840 Um,

01:40:15.160 so,

01:40:15.520 I mean,

01:40:15.620 this guy,

01:40:16.140 I mean,

01:40:16.380 he's,

01:40:16.580 he's got a great,

01:40:17.320 uh,

01:40:17.720 tell me,

01:40:18.080 tell me how many of these guys are pumped that this is their partner.

01:40:22.240 I have to imagine it's every single,

01:40:24.940 oh,

01:40:25.120 I would love when I go out there into the world and hopefully not die every day because of how wonderfully,

01:40:30.580 you know,

01:40:32.020 multifaceted our,

01:40:33.120 our society has become thanks to government intervention.

01:40:35.820 I'm glad that my backup is a small woman and not,

01:40:40.840 I don't know,

01:40:42.720 any number of these other guys,

01:40:44.380 you know,

01:40:44.840 who could,

01:40:45.680 I mean,

01:40:46.480 if we get into a situation where I have to fucking put hands on somebody or it gets,

01:40:50.040 it gets violent and there's two men or three men and it's just me and you,

01:40:55.140 it's just,

01:40:55.960 I need,

01:40:56.260 I need backup.

01:40:57.920 You know what I mean?

01:41:00.500 Like in the worst case scenario is now this could,

01:41:03.860 this bad situation could be actually be much worse.

01:41:06.420 But again,

01:41:07.480 we have to,

01:41:09.200 it would hurt her.

01:41:10.120 It would hurt someone's feelings if we said,

01:41:11.600 listen,

01:41:11.820 you're just too small to be a police officer.

01:41:13.460 This is a very dangerous physically.

01:41:14.860 Oh,

01:41:15.140 I did.

01:41:15.580 Oh,

01:41:15.780 did you do a little test?

01:41:16.700 That's nice.

01:41:17.460 Getting to,

01:41:17.920 getting to a knife fight with a fucking psycho in an apartment complex who's from Somalia and

01:41:22.820 he's on meth.

01:41:24.960 Did you do the little thing at the Academy?

01:41:29.280 Uh huh.

01:41:32.640 Oh,

01:41:33.100 well,

01:41:33.980 Hey,

01:41:35.740 she,

01:41:36.080 I mean,

01:41:36.540 you know,

01:41:37.600 she,

01:41:37.840 she can't,

01:41:38.260 she's probably crawl.

01:41:39.360 It's so mean that what the man on the internet said is she cried into her $200,000 fucking

01:41:43.440 salary.

01:41:44.140 So have you been asking what you just stopped us?

01:41:46.120 No,

01:41:46.340 I got,

01:41:46.700 I'm not on the,

01:41:47.680 I'm not on the,

01:41:48.080 I understand.

01:41:48.660 but I'm explaining stuff.

01:41:50.320 I gave me a choice.

01:41:51.700 I'm allowed back.

01:41:52.360 Okay,

01:41:52.620 cool.

01:41:53.020 All right.

01:41:53.320 I'm just letting you know that we can't be on the,

01:41:54.960 sidewalk here.

01:41:55.400 So if you're on the,

01:41:56.040 we're moving and you stopped us.

01:41:57.160 I know.

01:41:58.380 Are you going to talk,

01:41:59.440 or do you just want to cause an issue to cause an issue for no issue?

01:42:02.280 No.

01:42:02.820 They just have to get involved.

01:42:04.740 Like what,

01:42:05.180 what are they doing?

01:42:07.220 What are you doing?

01:42:08.340 Move along.

01:42:10.260 It's a teenager with a megaphone.

01:42:12.420 What the fuck are you doing?

01:42:13.680 And there's like 10 of them.

01:42:17.160 I can't.

01:42:20.660 Oh my God.

01:42:22.400 And they willingly go to work every day.

01:42:24.380 Like,

01:42:24.580 oh yeah,

01:42:24.980 we have a ton of problems in this city that we could be working on,

01:42:27.600 but you know,

01:42:28.080 we got to,

01:42:28.540 we got to man this checkpoint and make sure that no one complains near the building that

01:42:32.860 the prime minister's real worried about.

01:42:36.260 The,

01:42:36.580 the site of the horse tramplings.

01:42:37.920 We must protect our sacred ground,

01:42:39.720 our holy ground.

01:42:41.260 Oh,

01:42:41.660 and by the way,

01:42:42.160 they took a bunch of trophy shots too.

01:42:44.060 Somebody reminded me of that recently and I totally forgot about it.

01:42:46.720 But after the,

01:42:47.840 the beatings of the innocent civilians,

01:42:49.620 the crying,

01:42:50.280 screaming women,

01:42:50.860 they were kicking in the face and trampling on.

01:42:53.560 That happened.

01:42:54.400 I watched it live.

01:42:55.260 The video,

01:42:55.740 the footage exists,

01:42:56.940 you know,

01:42:58.280 hitting them with guns and beating them.

01:42:59.660 Oh yeah.

01:43:00.020 Then they went and took trophy photos of it because they were so sad.

01:43:04.540 All standing there with their guns in front of Parliament Hill.

01:43:06.600 Like yeah,

01:43:07.160 we fucking kicked our asses.

01:43:08.440 Woo.

01:43:12.240 Back to blue.

01:43:15.020 Oh,

01:43:15.320 those were the bad again.

01:43:16.240 And then they went home to the bank to their home units and everyone high fived them.

01:43:22.120 In fact,

01:43:22.960 knowing the way these regimes and so they,

01:43:25.440 how they operate because they were such good boys.

01:43:30.600 Those guys,

01:43:31.380 because they volunteered for yes,

01:43:33.280 my liege,

01:43:33.960 they get fast track for promotions and courses and training and postings and shit.

01:43:40.340 I was in the army.

01:43:41.360 It's the same way.

01:43:41.900 The system rewards loyalty.

01:43:45.020 A hundred percent.

01:43:46.300 Believe that.

01:43:47.240 Take that to the fucking bank.

01:43:48.660 If you are one of these people that will like,

01:43:50.760 I will sacrifice my own children to please my chain of command.

01:43:54.360 You'll fucking,

01:43:55.320 they'll fucking send you to the moon.

01:43:58.680 You'll be running that place.

01:44:01.120 Cause you're a good boy.

01:44:03.020 You don't think at all.

01:44:04.300 Do you?

01:44:04.680 You just going to do what you're told.

01:44:06.360 They love that.

01:44:07.220 That's perfect.

01:44:08.300 That's perfect.

01:44:09.620 You're like a robot.

01:44:10.680 It's amazing.

01:44:11.380 Oh,

01:44:11.820 cool.

01:44:12.220 My own Terminator.

01:44:14.180 That's what they think when they see you come.

01:44:18.000 Uncle Kenny says,

01:44:18.780 I work out during your podcast.

01:44:20.220 It's probably a good,

01:44:21.040 it's better than what I would be doing,

01:44:22.520 which is,

01:44:23.520 well,

01:44:24.040 this,

01:44:24.280 I'm sitting here drinking sugar,

01:44:25.340 I guess.

01:44:27.020 I don't know if there's bursy calories or not.

01:44:29.940 King of Trash says,

01:44:30.740 the lady cop is there to be eaten first so he can run away.

01:44:33.480 I know.

01:44:34.340 Or like,

01:44:35.040 you know,

01:44:35.500 they're having to fight some people and it's like,

01:44:37.320 or he has to like,

01:44:38.800 I can't be in two places at once,

01:44:40.080 but now I got to go help her because she's getting her fucking head

01:44:42.180 punched in by this fucking,

01:44:44.980 you know,

01:44:46.540 I can do it too.

01:44:50.640 Trust me.

01:44:51.060 You can't.

01:44:52.540 If Brock Lesnar gets loose,

01:44:54.320 honey,

01:44:54.940 trust me,

01:44:55.560 there's nothing you're going to do about that.

01:45:05.660 Fireman.

01:45:06.100 Yeah.

01:45:06.360 Yeah.

01:45:06.980 Firefighters are fucking,

01:45:08.080 that's a fucking man's job for sure.

01:45:09.580 That's a,

01:45:11.600 that's like,

01:45:12.300 that's one of the like perfect jobs where it's like,

01:45:14.480 what is there to complain about?

01:45:16.280 Sometimes shit's on fire.

01:45:17.900 No one wants their shit to be on fire and nobody wants to put the fire out

01:45:21.540 because it's dangerous as fuck.

01:45:23.820 And there's these,

01:45:24.740 these people are like,

01:45:25.560 yeah,

01:45:25.700 we'll fucking do it.

01:45:26.800 You're like,

01:45:27.320 really?

01:45:27.920 Yeah.

01:45:28.200 Just pay me.

01:45:29.900 Like,

01:45:30.720 I mean,

01:45:31.360 not nearly as much as cops pay me pretty good,

01:45:33.760 but not nearly as much as cops because I mean,

01:45:35.860 I don't have to enforce any agendas.

01:45:38.800 I just put fires out.

01:45:40.020 So,

01:45:40.880 and I'll,

01:45:41.420 I'll literally run into burning buildings and shit.

01:45:43.460 I don't care.

01:45:44.060 I don't give a fuck.

01:45:46.700 Nobody cares.

01:45:47.480 Nobody's ever cared.

01:45:49.660 We got to break into the,

01:45:50.680 the firefighter community is our people for sure.

01:45:53.640 For sure.

01:45:54.540 What do you do?

01:45:55.100 I put out fires for something to do.

01:45:57.940 Mostly just work out all day.

01:46:00.220 Uh,

01:46:00.780 you know,

01:46:01.660 people pay me a little bit of money to do it.

01:46:04.180 I mostly just do it for the adrenaline rush.

01:46:06.020 I like to be consumed in fire.

01:46:12.520 The secrets of the universe speak to me when I'm consumed in fire.

01:46:15.780 I like this guy.

01:46:19.240 Bring him in.

01:46:21.140 I like this.

01:46:22.100 I like this guy.

01:46:25.840 That is the first public service to be installed in Dagelon fire halls,

01:46:29.640 which slash town halls slash beer halls slash gym slash.

01:46:35.180 I mean,

01:46:35.480 the fire hall serves most,

01:46:37.880 most public services.

01:46:39.460 that might be one of the only buildings you need.

01:46:42.700 And we're going to have firefighter story time.

01:46:45.140 We're going to have these people read stories to kids about being fucking maniacs and selfless,

01:46:51.840 heroic,

01:46:52.300 fucking based,

01:46:53.460 awesome chopping wars,

01:46:55.500 walls down with axes to save children from death.

01:47:00.820 That's fucking awesome.

01:47:04.260 Oh my God.

01:47:05.420 And people are like,

01:47:07.000 see,

01:47:07.420 this is the thing.

01:47:08.060 Like women like men.

01:47:10.460 Being a firefighter,

01:47:11.540 and there are female firefighters,

01:47:12.620 there's a couple,

01:47:13.280 again,

01:47:13.620 very physically tough job,

01:47:15.200 but I have,

01:47:15.660 I do know a couple that,

01:47:16.740 and they're fucking strong ladies,

01:47:18.880 you know,

01:47:19.360 they're fucking,

01:47:21.300 no,

01:47:21.640 like all prop,

01:47:22.480 not much less,

01:47:23.440 I'm not much stronger than they are,

01:47:25.240 which is saying,

01:47:25.860 I'm almost 200 pounds,

01:47:27.580 a man,

01:47:28.940 right?

01:47:29.260 And like,

01:47:29.700 you're very strong for a lady.

01:47:31.680 So,

01:47:31.980 you know,

01:47:32.700 that's a fucking super based,

01:47:35.300 awesome job.

01:47:36.400 It's like,

01:47:36.760 perfect.

01:47:37.620 What is there to complain about?

01:47:39.720 They don't get paid enough to be jealous of.

01:47:44.340 They have to risk death for other people.

01:47:48.720 And what they have to do in order to do it involves fire.

01:47:52.140 And they get to wear a helmet like they're in a war,

01:47:56.100 you know?

01:47:57.900 Fucking let's go.

01:47:59.640 Breathing in smoke.

01:48:01.960 This might be one of the manliest jobs ever,

01:48:04.200 dude.

01:48:04.400 So the,

01:48:06.360 the Chad firefighter versus the virgin cop.

01:48:13.320 Oh,

01:48:13.720 I forgot what I was going to say now.

01:48:14.840 What was it?

01:48:15.300 I had something.

01:48:16.080 I was going to fucking just,

01:48:17.060 damn it.

01:48:17.400 Oh,

01:48:17.700 right.

01:48:19.940 Like that's,

01:48:20.640 that's super,

01:48:21.400 like that's,

01:48:22.380 that is,

01:48:22.980 that is very masculine.

01:48:24.180 That's why,

01:48:28.560 you know,

01:48:28.860 in TV shows and stuff,

01:48:30.320 you know,

01:48:30.600 that's always the cliche that,

01:48:31.980 you know,

01:48:32.100 all women are swooning over the firefighters.

01:48:34.880 It's not the outfits guys.

01:48:36.920 They're not like,

01:48:37.400 I just really love the helmet.

01:48:38.880 Their helmet does,

01:48:39.740 does look like a dick.

01:48:41.340 The,

01:48:41.640 to be honest,

01:48:42.980 to be honest,

01:48:43.700 and they wear like the beige costumes with the stripe.

01:48:46.520 So they do kind of do look like an army of dicks walking around.

01:48:49.760 So that might have something to do with it.

01:48:54.220 But for the sake of what I was,

01:48:55.540 I'm going to assume it doesn't.

01:48:56.880 I'm going to assume women are better than that.

01:48:58.680 I know,

01:48:59.040 I know they're not.

01:49:00.060 I know for a fucking fact they're not.

01:49:01.520 So that probably does play into it.

01:49:03.340 Some,

01:49:03.860 at some stage,

01:49:04.680 but it's,

01:49:06.740 it's,

01:49:07.020 it's what they,

01:49:07.700 what they are,

01:49:08.420 what they do.

01:49:09.020 Like that's fucking sick.

01:49:10.860 You know,

01:49:11.260 that's sick.

01:49:13.240 And they get,

01:49:13.840 you know,

01:49:14.000 they get paid pretty good to do an awesome job.

01:49:15.880 That's awesome.

01:49:16.600 You know,

01:49:16.960 or you could be the Stasi.

01:49:19.780 And you could beat up children.

01:49:22.360 You could beat children.

01:49:23.920 Hey,

01:49:24.200 you could,

01:49:24.580 you could kick a disabled war veterans in the face.

01:49:28.200 And step on their,

01:49:29.320 on their injured back from a fucking explosion.

01:49:33.340 From an enemy mine.

01:49:36.000 That blew bodies apart.

01:49:38.760 And you'd be like,

01:49:39.580 yeah,

01:49:39.760 take that injured war veteran.

01:49:42.200 That could be you.

01:49:43.520 You could be a cop.

01:49:44.920 Back the blue.

01:49:46.920 You gotta back the blue.

01:49:49.660 I can go all day.

01:49:54.820 And I'm right.

01:49:56.380 And people are uncomfortable with it.

01:49:59.540 Because it presents a very difficult scenario.

01:50:02.260 Doesn't it?

01:50:04.120 Hiding from it.

01:50:05.040 It's not going to make it better.

01:50:07.120 Michael,

01:50:07.360 the conqueror is is when I'm prime minister.

01:50:09.440 You're my new Hal Johnson.

01:50:11.000 Would it be okay with you?

01:50:12.360 If we offer the traitors a pardon,

01:50:14.040 if they can do 25 rounds,

01:50:15.120 25 rounds.

01:50:16.200 That's,

01:50:16.520 I don't want to do any rounds.

01:50:18.660 If you take over the country,

01:50:19.860 I'm just going to bed.

01:50:21.760 And literally anyone in this chat would be a dramatic improvement.

01:50:26.240 All right.

01:50:26.540 No,

01:50:26.880 I shouldn't say that.

01:50:27.580 That's terrible.

01:50:28.040 No,

01:50:28.220 no,

01:50:28.320 that's not good.

01:50:28.800 Not anyone in the chat.

01:50:32.440 We need a screening process,

01:50:33.520 but,

01:50:33.940 uh,

01:50:35.520 so I need your answer soon,

01:50:36.940 deputy prime minister.

01:50:37.760 No,

01:50:38.040 I want nothing to do with it.

01:50:42.120 I want to be a fireman.

01:50:43.240 No,

01:50:43.740 I did.

01:50:46.340 I thought it's also a very difficult job to get into.

01:50:49.020 A lot of guys,

01:50:49.740 I know guys in the army.

01:50:50.840 That's what we were all doing.

01:50:51.660 Everybody was,

01:50:52.120 was transferring out of the infantry to go to get to a fire army firefighter or air

01:50:56.360 force.

01:50:56.700 It's all the same training,

01:50:57.640 but they,

01:50:59.340 you basically get qualified on a ton of firefighting courses.

01:51:01.940 And then when you get out,

01:51:02.760 you're like,

01:51:03.400 not only are you a trained firefighter,

01:51:05.080 you're like fucking elite.

01:51:06.420 And the problem is these guys can't get jobs because the fire department's like,

01:51:09.940 I'd have to pay you our entire budget for this to be fair because of what's on your

01:51:14.680 right.

01:51:14.880 You can put out chemical fires from crashed airplanes.

01:51:18.100 Yeah.

01:51:18.860 Yeah.

01:51:19.220 See that alone is worth 200 grand a year.

01:51:21.460 I can't do it.

01:51:22.260 No,

01:51:22.440 I can't afford you.

01:51:23.820 So there's all these infantry guys that are like,

01:51:25.560 yeah,

01:51:25.700 I'm going to be a trained firefighter.

01:51:26.940 I'll go get a firefighting job.

01:51:28.000 And it's all about who,

01:51:28.960 you know,

01:51:29.240 it's very political.

01:51:30.100 They're small.

01:51:30.800 It's a small trade,

01:51:31.800 small job.

01:51:32.580 Everybody wants it.

01:51:33.420 It's impossible to get in.

01:51:39.480 Just saying.

01:51:42.740 I could have been a firefighter,

01:51:44.140 but no.

01:51:46.460 Just be lucky.

01:51:47.140 I didn't want to go to art school.

01:51:48.260 Maybe that was my art school.

01:51:52.860 Cindy Lee says,

01:51:53.600 how about the DAGs calendar?

01:51:55.000 We're working on it.

01:51:55.780 I'm getting people in the gym every day.

01:51:57.100 I'm trying.

01:51:57.680 I'm trying my best.

01:51:58.800 Trying to get them in there and doing it.

01:52:01.560 I thought I had something about that.

01:52:02.660 I wanted to mention while I'm on it,

01:52:04.060 but I don't think I remember.

01:52:05.360 Oh,

01:52:05.520 that's what it is.

01:52:06.400 I do want to,

01:52:07.260 um,

01:52:07.440 I'm just going to let people know now.

01:52:09.720 Cause there are some,

01:52:11.220 I dude,

01:52:11.780 one guy was like,

01:52:12.780 I'm just scrolling.

01:52:13.960 I'm like,

01:52:14.280 how much is on this squat bar?

01:52:16.260 Like the 600,

01:52:17.540 640 pounds,

01:52:19.140 something like that.

01:52:19.940 Something and something gross.

01:52:21.820 Like an insane mind boggling amount.

01:52:25.300 There are some strong fucking dudes in there.

01:52:27.360 And there's a couple of chicks too.

01:52:28.940 Like it's just mental,

01:52:30.780 incredibly strong fit.

01:52:32.160 Uh,

01:52:32.500 people I want to do it.

01:52:33.740 So,

01:52:34.220 you know,

01:52:34.860 we're going to,

01:52:35.340 now I'm going to,

01:52:35.940 I'm going to fucking hurt you mentally in the soul is,

01:52:39.320 is where I'm trying to get you.

01:52:40.820 It's like a hardening process.

01:52:42.580 It just,

01:52:43.320 you know,

01:52:43.680 it hurts for a little while,

01:52:44.800 but once it heals,

01:52:45.640 you'll be stronger,

01:52:46.340 all the better for it.

01:52:47.000 Trust the people have been playing factor fairytale the whole time.

01:52:49.140 They're numb to it.

01:52:49.840 Now it doesn't even phase them.

01:52:52.700 The news could be like,

01:52:54.840 uh,

01:52:56.320 um,

01:52:57.420 you know,

01:52:58.220 the,

01:52:58.460 the devil literally crawled out of CERN and is eating people in France right now.

01:53:03.260 It's a hundred feet tall.

01:53:05.980 And,

01:53:06.440 uh,

01:53:06.680 the president has commented that we can't,

01:53:10.360 jump to conclusions against the devil that could be racist.

01:53:13.600 So we don't,

01:53:14.420 we don't want to condemn the devil yet like that.

01:53:16.760 You could be like that easily could be a headline tomorrow.

01:53:18.740 I don't even care anymore.

01:53:20.220 I'm ready for anything.

01:53:21.560 I'm invincible.

01:53:23.520 And then,

01:53:24.160 then your training is complete.

01:53:27.660 But it's,

01:53:28.340 but so before we do that,

01:53:29.600 I do want to,

01:53:30.120 I want to do a,

01:53:30.880 maybe like monster Mondays.

01:53:32.300 Cause we've got factor fairytale Friday,

01:53:33.960 monster Mondays.

01:53:34.560 I want to find once a week or once a month or something.

01:53:37.640 And one Monday,

01:53:38.740 first Monday a month or last Monday a month,

01:53:40.240 something like that.

01:53:40.660 And we'll just the monster of the month.

01:53:42.500 Yeah,

01:53:42.780 there we go.

01:53:43.580 Maybe that's what we'll do.

01:53:45.080 It'll just be one of these.

01:53:47.040 I'm telling you,

01:53:48.000 I'm telling you if you guys are interested and then you can compete with each other.

01:53:51.000 And we'll,

01:53:51.620 and until someone like blows out a fucking a disc or snaps a tibia,

01:53:55.980 trying to fucking squat too much,

01:53:57.620 you know,

01:53:58.040 like I'm excited.

01:53:59.720 This is going to be fun.

01:54:04.920 Synthetic.

01:54:05.320 How are you?

01:54:05.840 He says,

01:54:06.080 dad was a VFF when I was a kid.

01:54:09.760 VFF said he tried out.

01:54:11.860 Oh,

01:54:12.320 firefighter,

01:54:12.880 veteran,

01:54:13.920 volunteer firefighter.

01:54:15.240 Okay.

01:54:15.460 Gotcha.

01:54:15.880 Oh,

01:54:16.180 cut up.

01:54:17.380 Said he tried out for a,

01:54:18.520 one of a few full-time positions out of thousands of applicants.

01:54:21.540 He smashed the course time,

01:54:22.460 but it was no bueno.

01:54:23.180 Dude was old age of 2930.

01:54:25.880 Jesus.

01:54:26.400 Yeah.

01:54:26.540 It's incredibly difficult to get a full-time job.

01:54:28.680 Most,

01:54:28.880 most firefighters I know are volunteers and it's like,

01:54:32.000 dude,

01:54:32.360 the fucking to get in is good time.

01:54:35.860 Good luck.

01:54:36.700 Um,

01:54:37.980 I got that one.

01:54:39.080 I got that one.

01:54:39.560 I must've missed this one.

01:54:40.640 Underwater knife fighters.

01:54:41.640 The six members of my platoon on 309 became firefighters.

01:54:44.520 When I asked why he wanted to be a firefighter,

01:54:46.760 one guy said,

01:54:47.120 because I love to break shit and you'll give me an ax.

01:54:49.460 Yeah,

01:54:49.640 dude,

01:54:49.900 it's the perfect job for the infantry.

01:54:51.760 Perfect job.

01:54:54.220 You could smack like,

01:54:55.340 Oh,

01:54:55.580 is there something in the way inside a house where the,

01:54:58.580 I'll fucking just chop the goddamn wall down.

01:55:01.380 I will rip this place apart.

01:55:04.880 You know,

01:55:05.660 I will put people on my goddamn back and walk through fire to get,

01:55:08.820 I don't give a shit.

01:55:11.820 Yeah.

01:55:12.220 So you just basically trained to be engulfed in flames and lift weights all day.

01:55:17.600 I was like,

01:55:18.420 where do I sign?

01:55:19.440 Where do I join?

01:55:21.100 This is the best.

01:55:22.780 What?

01:55:23.200 How did it know?

01:55:23.920 Why did no one describe,

01:55:25.020 tell me that this was a thing early?

01:55:26.340 I mean,

01:55:26.520 I knew there was firefighting,

01:55:27.520 but I haven't really thought about it.

01:55:29.280 And it's,

01:55:29.900 it's,

01:55:30.280 uh,

01:55:30.560 and they do shifts at the firehouse and they're just playing video games,

01:55:35.320 chilling.

01:55:35.620 Cause it's like,

01:55:36.240 I'm literally just sitting here unless there's a fire.

01:55:38.480 I just sit here all day and wait to be called to a fire while I'm on shift.

01:55:42.200 So they're working out,

01:55:44.640 chilling,

01:55:45.500 watching movies,

01:55:46.420 eating pop tarts,

01:55:47.200 fucking dude.

01:55:47.820 I'm like,

01:55:48.420 what?

01:55:48.920 So you have like a clubhouse where you hang out with all your guys.

01:55:51.680 And once in a while you get to go do your fire thing.

01:55:56.500 And then you could,

01:55:57.340 this is a,

01:55:59.180 this is a hack,

01:56:00.120 dude.

01:56:00.440 People don't know.

01:56:02.240 Or,

01:56:02.700 or maybe that's,

01:56:03.720 that's the other thing.

01:56:04.440 Firefighters are very protective of it.

01:56:05.620 They don't want people to know what they've got going on.

01:56:07.200 So they won't let anybody in.

01:56:08.980 Shut up.

01:56:09.620 You're good.

01:56:09.840 They're fucking pissed right now.

01:56:11.700 I've probably actually just activated the firefighter mafia.

01:56:14.580 I'm probably,

01:56:15.660 I mean,

01:56:16.000 the Illuminati is one thing,

01:56:17.440 the order of the golden triangle or orange spoon or whatever it is.

01:56:23.280 There's this other guy in New Brunswick,

01:56:25.020 Jacob Buston.

01:56:27.220 And he's,

01:56:27.700 he's on Tik TOK.

01:56:28.400 He's got a lot of Tik TOKs and stuff.

01:56:29.400 I think I played one of them before.

01:56:30.480 And he,

01:56:30.700 uh,

01:56:31.620 the freak shows onto him now.

01:56:33.980 Cause he's,

01:56:34.460 you know,

01:56:34.600 the orange hat means,

01:56:35.700 and you know that it's just all listen.

01:56:38.500 And Queen Ramona,

01:56:40.420 who was appointed by the group of people.

01:56:44.820 I may add the,

01:56:46.360 the group of people.

01:56:47.460 Okay.

01:56:48.260 She's a big deal.

01:56:49.840 None of them are nearly as powerful or terrifying as the firefighter mafia.

01:56:53.620 They're the worst.

01:56:55.560 Do you know why?

01:56:58.520 Do you know why firefighters have fires to fight?

01:57:04.600 Think about it.

01:57:08.500 Who do you think is starting the fires?

01:57:18.820 They create their own customers.

01:57:21.080 They're professional arsonists.

01:57:26.420 Most fires are never solved because it's them.

01:57:28.820 No one's ever missed that.

01:57:45.640 They're in the past when you're just down with these.

01:57:48.080 Hard and it's there.

01:57:49.300 It's dirty and mean.

01:57:51.020 Ah,

01:57:51.180 ha.

01:57:53.500 Firefighter.

01:57:54.940 Firefighter.

01:57:55.180 Firefighter will kill you.

01:57:56.460 It will burn down your motherfucking house.

01:57:59.020 Hold that rap.

01:58:00.380 And we'll cover it up.

01:58:03.100 And we've got to get caught.

01:58:06.960 This is them.

01:58:08.860 Someone asked what band is this?

01:58:10.140 This is the firefighter mafia.

01:58:11.960 This is the song about how they can do whatever they want.

01:58:13.840 Burn your house down anytime they want.

01:58:15.240 They're invincible.

01:58:16.120 Stop or nothing.

01:58:17.180 Don't beat or nothing.

01:58:18.540 I'm burning down.

01:58:19.460 You know whatever's in my way.

01:58:21.300 Get in your feet.

01:58:22.440 Get to see the light.

01:58:24.300 Covering up crimes gets me high.

01:58:29.340 All right.

01:58:31.620 That played itself out.

01:58:32.760 You know.

01:58:36.780 The firefighter mafia.

01:58:38.780 Yes,

01:58:39.180 dude.

01:58:39.400 They'll come for you.

01:58:40.280 And no one can stop them.

01:58:41.360 Because they've got it all.

01:58:43.460 They've got the market cornered.

01:58:45.520 They'll set you up.

01:58:46.520 Burn you down.

01:58:47.200 And then who are you going to call?

01:58:48.020 You're going to call them.

01:58:48.700 And they're going to be like,

01:58:49.320 yeah,

01:58:49.560 we know.

01:58:52.220 They're always asking the firefighters,

01:58:53.960 what caused the fire?

01:58:55.060 And they're like,

01:58:55.520 tell them the toaster or something.

01:58:59.620 It was all faulty wiring in a toaster.

01:59:03.500 Sometimes there's a reporter in the back.

01:59:05.000 That's not true.

01:59:10.400 That was my brother's house.

01:59:11.500 He was about to blow the lid off the whole firefighter mafia scandal.

01:59:14.640 There's no such thing as a firefighter mafia scandal.

01:59:16.780 You're a crazy person.

01:59:18.580 You'll see.

01:59:19.120 You'll see.

01:59:19.960 He's dragged away by firemen.

01:59:21.880 No one ever hears and sees from him again.

01:59:24.500 And they're like,

01:59:25.080 oh yeah,

01:59:25.520 whatever did happen to that guy?

01:59:26.520 I don't know.

01:59:27.940 He got erased.

01:59:29.500 He got erased by the firefighter mafia.

01:59:31.740 The fire people mafia.

01:59:35.200 It used to be,

01:59:36.100 it used to at least,

01:59:37.220 you didn't have to suspect women.

01:59:38.720 But now you do!

01:59:39.840 Now you fucking do.

01:59:41.060 So there's another fucking wrench in the gears.

01:59:43.140 You're out there trying to date women?

01:59:44.580 Good luck!

01:59:45.760 You used to not,

01:59:46.400 that was one thing.

01:59:47.320 You'd be like,

01:59:47.620 I know,

01:59:48.280 because only men can be firemen.

01:59:50.180 For sure.

01:59:51.120 So there's a 0% chance that she's involved.

01:59:53.780 That's one thing I don't have to worry about.

01:59:55.820 She could be a ninja.

01:59:56.760 She could be all kinds,

01:59:57.760 but she's definitely not.

01:59:59.620 Oh,

01:59:59.940 women can be firefighters.

02:00:00.900 Okay,

02:00:01.580 fuck,

02:00:01.880 I don't even have that then.

02:00:03.060 I don't even have that anymore.

02:00:04.960 I don't know how people date each other

02:00:06.240 without being,

02:00:06.800 you know,

02:00:07.180 overcome with anxiety.

02:00:11.520 I mean,

02:00:12.060 I didn't know that Morgan knew anything,

02:00:13.780 but I was like,

02:00:14.420 up front,

02:00:15.040 I'm like,

02:00:15.200 I should let you know up front,

02:00:16.220 I'm a terrorist.

02:00:17.740 I'm literally a terrorist.

02:00:19.100 Like,

02:00:19.260 I'm on a watch list.

02:00:20.580 They're following,

02:00:21.120 dude,

02:00:21.420 this is,

02:00:21.880 are you sure?

02:00:26.380 He admitted it!

02:00:27.860 Yep.

02:00:28.120 I'm a,

02:00:29.940 I'm a,

02:00:30.440 I'm a fucking,

02:00:31.360 yep.

02:00:34.500 And she's like,

02:00:35.000 that's okay,

02:00:35.420 I am too.

02:00:35.940 Like,

02:00:36.080 oh,

02:00:36.280 really?

02:00:36.640 Right on.

02:00:37.060 Like,

02:00:37.240 you just gotta be up front with everybody.

02:00:39.300 Just tell them right away,

02:00:40.480 so you don't waste any time.

02:00:42.280 I'm in the firefighter mafia,

02:00:43.720 I'm very crooked and twisted,

02:00:44.780 and I might kill you in your sleep

02:00:45.920 if it's convenient to me.

02:00:48.400 Whoa.

02:00:49.620 That's a lot to take in.

02:00:51.680 I mean,

02:00:51.960 you are very attractive,

02:00:53.000 but,

02:00:53.920 to risk certain death

02:00:55.460 for pussy.

02:00:57.720 What am I talking about?

02:00:58.800 Men have been doing that

02:00:59.560 since the beginning of time!

02:01:00.700 Let's do it!

02:01:03.640 Come here,

02:01:04.340 yo!

02:01:05.400 Long story short,

02:01:06.480 uh,

02:01:06.900 she killed him.

02:01:07.860 She definitely killed him.

02:01:08.780 Uh,

02:01:09.020 she was just saying if he would go for it.

02:01:10.980 They're like,

02:01:11.560 the female firefighter,

02:01:12.820 they're like the praying mantis,

02:01:13.840 okay?

02:01:14.120 No one lives.

02:01:15.320 That's why no one ever told you about this.

02:01:16.820 I just,

02:01:18.560 I just found a crumpled note

02:01:19.900 in a trash can one day

02:01:20.900 in a hotel that led me,

02:01:21.880 put me on the trail.

02:01:23.580 That's the only reason I know.

02:01:24.620 And now I'm definitely

02:01:25.460 going to be killed.

02:01:26.160 I'm going to be killed

02:01:26.740 for revealing this occult knowledge,

02:01:28.980 and that's because I'm a fed,

02:01:30.960 and I'm part of the Orange Order.

02:01:32.480 That's what it was,

02:01:33.100 the Orange Order.

02:01:35.280 The Orange Order!

02:01:37.900 Were any of the people

02:01:38.760 that said this to you,

02:01:39.880 Jacob,

02:01:40.200 were any of them named

02:01:40.860 Blue Apple by any chance?

02:01:44.100 I'll work for the crown!

02:01:45.480 It's all part of an underground cult

02:01:47.680 that lives inside an igloo

02:01:49.240 underneath the peace tower!

02:01:52.200 Okay.

02:01:53.640 Well,

02:01:54.220 I'm going to want to

02:01:55.840 forget all that,

02:01:57.940 and you're going to want to

02:01:59.020 forget all of this.

02:02:03.240 Because...

02:02:03.640 It's something we do.

02:02:07.420 I've given you enough warning.

02:02:08.700 I've been warning you

02:02:09.640 for ten minutes.

02:02:10.640 There's nowhere to go anymore.

02:02:12.060 You're trapped now.

02:02:13.300 You can't leave.

02:02:14.200 Don't be a bitch.

02:02:16.720 Just play the fucking game

02:02:18.040 so we can get...

02:02:19.520 We can get this over with.

02:02:21.300 We can go on with our lives.

02:02:22.900 We can dust ourselves off.

02:02:24.940 Drink whatever you've got to drink

02:02:26.180 to feel better about yourself

02:02:27.560 after this has been done to you,

02:02:28.720 and then...

02:02:30.800 What did it...

02:02:31.320 You know.

02:02:36.100 Look at his face.

02:02:37.140 He's demented.

02:02:40.480 That's the face of a torturer.

02:02:42.040 He's wearing a ski mask!

02:02:46.360 He's wearing a ski mask!

02:02:48.420 All right.

02:02:49.800 Oh.

02:02:50.380 Okay.

02:02:51.900 Okay.

02:02:52.880 I guess we'll do

02:02:53.720 what the ski mask wants.

02:02:57.500 You asked for it.

02:02:59.220 I don't know about this.

02:03:06.860 The Guardian

02:03:07.620 says World Chess Championship

02:03:09.640 will see

02:03:10.180 if

02:03:10.400 the black team

02:03:12.640 will play first

02:03:13.360 in a symbolic act

02:03:14.240 of reconciliation.

02:03:15.820 Is this true?

02:03:16.800 Is this fake?

02:03:17.340 Is it...

02:03:17.720 I don't know.

02:03:18.960 Is it a fact?

02:03:20.360 Or is it a fairy tale?

02:03:21.700 It's...

02:03:28.080 Actually, I don't know.

02:03:30.240 I have to go

02:03:31.600 to my answer sheet,

02:03:33.580 which I can't find.

02:03:36.160 So I'm just gonna

02:03:37.100 pretend I'm dancing along.

02:03:40.400 Where the fuck is the...

02:03:41.560 I'm pretty sure it's

02:03:42.460 not real,

02:03:43.320 but I don't know myself.

02:03:45.380 I ought...

02:03:45.720 Okay, it's not.

02:03:46.420 It's not real.

02:03:47.480 That one

02:03:48.140 definitely isn't.

02:03:50.160 Thank...

02:03:50.600 Thank God.

02:03:51.640 But we're gonna go

02:03:52.280 to this.

02:03:54.180 Breitbart says

02:03:54.860 Germany celebrates

02:03:55.620 its first Arabic language

02:03:56.980 street sign.

02:03:57.860 The signs are now

02:03:58.880 literally

02:03:59.320 in Arabic

02:04:00.240 in Germany.

02:04:01.280 The meme has come true.

02:04:06.460 Because that would

02:04:07.280 just be under...

02:04:08.020 And it's on top!

02:04:09.440 You have Ehlersstrasse

02:04:10.500 on the bottom.

02:04:12.640 Ehlersstreet.

02:04:13.820 And up here you have...

02:04:16.280 I don't know what that was.

02:04:19.560 Japanese...

02:04:20.160 That's fat.

02:04:20.580 This is real.

02:04:21.180 This is a real story.

02:04:23.280 Yeah, no.

02:04:23.980 Don't worry.

02:04:24.660 The most horrible shit

02:04:25.880 definitely is real.

02:04:27.200 That's the only hint.

02:04:28.920 It's only gonna get worse here.

02:04:31.300 Here's an old

02:04:32.020 tweet earlier.

02:04:32.780 Tweet from

02:04:33.300 old Peter Early Poo.

02:04:36.320 Old Pear Pooly Bear

02:04:37.880 says millions of

02:04:39.400 decent Canadians

02:04:40.040 are blocked from

02:04:40.540 traveling to the U.S.

02:04:41.520 because of vaccine mandates

02:04:42.660 that protect no one.

02:04:44.120 I encourage the

02:04:45.040 president to lift

02:04:45.760 these mandates

02:04:46.440 so our people have

02:04:47.440 the freedom to travel

02:04:48.220 across the bar.

02:04:49.480 Well, he's quite

02:04:52.540 anti...

02:04:53.440 I mean, odious

02:04:54.180 dirtbags

02:04:54.940 and vile racists

02:04:56.900 and he could be...

02:04:57.480 No, no, that's true.

02:04:58.680 He did say that.

02:04:59.400 So he was...

02:05:00.820 He does like to

02:05:01.560 pretend.

02:05:02.500 You know, so that's

02:05:03.080 what politicians do.

02:05:05.240 You gotta keep an eye

02:05:06.080 on them.

02:05:06.740 They're sneaky.

02:05:07.980 Just like the

02:05:08.720 soundtrack to this

02:05:09.540 that

02:05:09.760 irritatingly

02:05:11.640 doesn't go on

02:05:12.260 forever even though

02:05:13.120 it wouldn't be good

02:05:14.920 for anybody's health.

02:05:17.080 The Enquirer

02:05:18.080 says,

02:05:18.520 Is the word

02:05:18.920 picnic racist?

02:05:20.480 How to deal with

02:05:21.180 questions about

02:05:21.940 language right now?

02:05:25.320 That title makes me

02:05:26.480 want to feel like

02:05:26.880 it's real.

02:05:27.700 How do we have

02:05:28.400 these necessary

02:05:29.080 conversations about

02:05:30.080 language that's

02:05:30.880 sounding like the

02:05:31.460 language police?

02:05:33.560 That sounds real to me.

02:05:35.120 That sounds pretty...

02:05:35.880 Yep, it is.

02:05:36.740 It's real.

02:05:38.380 Good stuff.

02:05:40.800 Yeah.

02:05:41.160 Yay.

02:05:41.560 That's good.

02:05:43.420 Let's move on.

02:05:48.880 Oh, Haircut says,

02:05:50.240 Today we welcome

02:05:51.200 the President to

02:05:52.180 the House of Commons

02:05:53.100 as leadership

02:05:53.820 through the

02:05:54.200 and uncompromising

02:05:56.840 support for Ukraine

02:05:58.080 slumber, you guys.

02:06:00.760 Am I right?

02:06:01.560 Is an inspiration

02:06:02.760 to all Western leaders.

02:06:06.000 The CPC hopes

02:06:06.860 to continue our work

02:06:07.980 with President

02:06:08.720 and our greatest ally

02:06:11.180 easily could be

02:06:18.120 but isn't.

02:06:19.700 That one's fake.

02:06:21.180 Like, it's

02:06:21.760 impossible to tell.

02:06:23.460 Uganda has passed

02:06:24.480 anti-LGBT law

02:06:25.760 in spite of

02:06:26.320 threats of sanctions.

02:06:27.820 Quote,

02:06:28.300 We would rather

02:06:29.000 be poor than gay.

02:06:30.400 Well, it says

02:06:39.380 fairy tale, but

02:06:40.980 I...

02:06:42.660 Maybe it's a

02:06:43.520 different country,

02:06:44.300 but they said no

02:06:45.700 to...

02:06:46.160 They would rather

02:06:46.740 starve.

02:06:47.200 They're just going

02:06:47.520 to take the

02:06:47.960 sanctions.

02:06:48.280 Jesus Christ.

02:06:54.720 We're not even

02:06:55.500 done.

02:06:56.160 I don't even want

02:06:56.780 to...

02:06:57.000 I'm already

02:06:57.660 demoralized.

02:06:59.660 West Coast

02:07:00.460 Standard.

02:07:01.800 Is that a real...

02:07:02.500 Or is it Western

02:07:03.180 Standard?

02:07:03.680 What is this?

02:07:05.220 Homeless Grand

02:07:06.220 Prairie Man says

02:07:07.080 he's trans,

02:07:08.000 shakes penis at

02:07:09.000 pool staff,

02:07:09.580 and enters

02:07:09.940 women's changing

02:07:10.760 room.

02:07:13.280 Yeah, that...

02:07:15.040 I'm just going

02:07:20.900 to leave that

02:07:21.380 for a minute.

02:07:23.120 And I just

02:07:23.760 need...

02:07:25.260 I mean, I don't

02:07:25.760 want to...

02:07:26.060 Oops.

02:07:27.740 Oh, no.

02:07:31.120 Before we

02:07:31.680 continue...

02:07:31.980 We're almost

02:07:32.400 done.

02:07:32.660 There's only a

02:07:33.260 couple left.

02:07:38.720 I just want to

02:07:39.480 leave...

02:07:39.680 I just want you

02:07:40.180 to have the

02:07:41.140 right experience.

02:07:41.800 You know, it's

02:07:42.220 just...

02:07:45.020 That's...

02:07:50.620 That's not even

02:07:51.220 what I wanted.

02:07:52.720 What is this?

02:07:59.700 This joke is

02:08:00.520 falling apart at

02:08:01.160 the seams.

02:08:02.560 I feel like this

02:08:03.340 is dragging on

02:08:04.020 for an hour.

02:08:06.540 Thanks,

02:08:07.080 Loading Wheel.

02:08:07.960 Thanks...

02:08:08.500 Thanks for

02:08:09.300 coming through

02:08:09.980 for me.

02:08:11.220 Now I do

02:08:11.780 want to eat a

02:08:12.380 gun.

02:08:12.960 You ruined my

02:08:13.620 joke.

02:08:14.040 There's nothing

02:08:14.360 worse in the

02:08:15.020 fucking world.

02:08:15.880 It's worse than

02:08:16.500 ruining an orgasm.

02:08:19.480 I had a joke

02:08:20.160 and you...

02:08:20.840 You might as well

02:08:29.000 just throw up a

02:08:29.420 picture of mayonnaise

02:08:30.160 while I'm trying

02:08:30.740 to eat.

02:08:31.340 You know?

02:08:36.840 Whatever.

02:08:37.280 Whatever.

02:08:39.300 Anyway...

02:08:40.300 Yeah, this?

02:08:45.160 Yeah, that's

02:08:45.500 true.

02:08:47.420 Why wouldn't it

02:08:48.160 be?

02:08:51.220 You voted for it,

02:08:52.200 Canada.

02:08:52.520 You wanted this.

02:08:58.340 How about this?

02:08:59.600 North Bay.

02:09:00.180 North Bay today.

02:09:00.880 North Bay man in

02:09:01.680 custody after refusing

02:09:02.640 to obey police order

02:09:03.820 to vacate area

02:09:04.640 as he wrote,

02:09:06.560 Justin sucks on

02:09:08.100 Frozen River.

02:09:14.860 It doesn't even

02:09:15.940 matter.

02:09:16.260 I know the answer.

02:09:21.820 It doesn't matter

02:09:22.840 if it's true or not.

02:09:25.360 The point is...

02:09:27.260 It easily could be.

02:09:31.900 And that's the point.

02:09:33.160 Hello, darkness,

02:09:42.060 my old friend.

02:09:44.940 It was a fairy tale,

02:09:46.080 but it could easily

02:09:46.840 be true.

02:09:49.040 You'll never prove it.

02:09:50.900 Couldn't have been.

02:09:53.100 Can't prove a negative,

02:09:54.200 dude.

02:09:55.200 Burke has sent me

02:09:55.940 more of these eggs.

02:09:56.940 I don't know what these

02:09:57.520 are.

02:09:58.400 I've literally got six

02:09:59.580 eggs on my counter

02:10:00.820 right now.

02:10:01.300 I'll have another 16 eggs

02:10:02.260 tomorrow morning

02:10:02.740 and 16 the next day.

02:10:04.020 I'm the egg king.

02:10:06.520 Have more weird

02:10:07.420 crypto things.

02:10:08.880 Well, you're basically

02:10:09.580 a millionaire.

02:10:10.260 You're just...

02:10:11.920 16 eggs a day is...

02:10:13.200 Oh my God,

02:10:13.580 there's a whole bunch

02:10:14.000 of these weird things.

02:10:15.900 He says he doesn't

02:10:16.460 know what it is.

02:10:17.380 I don't know either.

02:10:18.460 This says from removed.

02:10:20.340 Thank you very much.

02:10:23.580 Odin's says mayonnaise

02:10:24.760 and then more mayonnaise.

02:10:26.240 Precious little squirts

02:10:27.220 of mayonnaise.

02:10:30.600 You're lucky

02:10:31.160 or anonymous.

02:10:32.960 I'd call the fireman.

02:10:33.920 I'd call the firefighter

02:10:34.780 mafia on you

02:10:35.340 and I wouldn't even

02:10:35.940 feel fucking bad

02:10:36.500 about it at all.

02:10:37.200 Jen Stein says,

02:10:37.760 speaking for the dad

02:10:38.320 community,

02:10:38.600 we value and trust

02:10:39.240 your effort.

02:10:39.740 No.

02:10:40.120 Now violate us

02:10:40.860 with fact or fair to...

02:10:41.600 I did.

02:10:42.520 I did.

02:10:46.320 Don't make me...

02:10:46.960 I can ask him

02:10:47.920 to make it worse.

02:10:48.500 He's only going

02:10:48.980 on like 50% power.

02:10:50.860 We're not...

02:10:51.120 Like...

02:10:52.700 First time I looked

02:10:54.120 at YouTube all night,

02:10:54.940 I hate all the...

02:10:55.500 I hate everyone on YouTube.

02:10:56.580 You're all terrible.

02:10:57.160 You're all dead to me.

02:10:57.900 So I hope

02:11:01.420 you're all sad now.

02:11:02.760 I do too.

02:11:03.460 I hope so.

02:11:04.000 That's the whole point

02:11:04.660 of these streams

02:11:05.140 is to make you sad.

02:11:06.460 I want you to be sad.

02:11:07.900 That's how you...

02:11:08.500 That's how people...

02:11:09.720 People are attracted

02:11:10.720 to negativity.

02:11:11.760 They love it.

02:11:12.800 They love to come back

02:11:13.780 to be told hopelessly,

02:11:15.700 to feel utter pain.

02:11:17.660 That's what they want.

02:11:23.600 Give the people

02:11:24.220 what they want.

02:11:24.920 Make them cry.

02:11:26.760 You mean like

02:11:27.280 a good way

02:11:28.400 at the end of a movie?

02:11:29.140 No, I mean like

02:11:29.920 cry like you're...

02:11:30.980 Like you've had

02:11:31.440 your leg blown

02:11:32.260 off your body.

02:11:35.420 Cry like your children

02:11:36.600 have been taken prisoner

02:11:37.660 by a foreign country

02:11:38.780 in a war.

02:11:40.120 That's how I want you

02:11:40.980 to cry.

02:11:44.540 Oh, this is a dark place.

02:11:46.640 Oh, if you can't handle it,

02:11:47.900 there's the door.

02:11:50.440 What else?

02:11:51.620 I mean...

02:11:52.960 Fucking 45 minutes.

02:11:54.620 My God.

02:11:55.540 This is funny.

02:11:57.920 The Russians...

02:11:58.920 Okay, I just want to go

02:11:59.680 through the rest of this

02:12:00.300 before I come back

02:12:01.020 because this is just

02:12:01.500 a hilarious story.

02:12:05.360 Everybody's...

02:12:05.800 All of Canada now

02:12:06.680 is really...

02:12:07.280 Oh, Biden!

02:12:09.740 Like...

02:12:14.480 This is a whole page.

02:12:15.940 Just more hero worship

02:12:17.640 of the regime.

02:12:19.660 Worship your lead.

02:12:21.040 You're valiant proudly.

02:12:23.180 Oh, they're wonderful

02:12:24.460 and their wives

02:12:25.440 are doing things

02:12:26.560 and...

02:12:27.120 Oh, it's amazing.

02:12:29.360 Oh, he likes

02:12:30.320 the hockey sports ball team

02:12:32.280 just like me.

02:12:33.380 He is a regular guy.

02:12:34.940 I like him.

02:12:36.100 Clap, clap, clap, clap.

02:12:37.320 I heard Ferry earlier

02:12:42.580 say that

02:12:43.120 his wife asked

02:12:44.660 where the curling's team

02:12:45.620 skates were.

02:12:48.500 Was that a

02:12:49.140 very bad joke

02:12:50.580 or like

02:12:51.000 do you not understand?

02:12:52.180 I don't know.

02:12:52.700 I mean, you're married to him

02:12:53.720 and...

02:12:54.920 Maybe you're just used

02:12:55.720 to shenanigans

02:12:56.360 all the time.

02:12:57.080 You're like,

02:12:57.320 no one's even saying

02:12:58.120 real sentences anymore.

02:12:59.460 Imagine having to be

02:13:00.260 around him constantly.

02:13:02.160 You'd probably forget

02:13:03.240 the meaning of words.

02:13:04.380 Your brain would turn

02:13:05.200 to mush by association.

02:13:07.280 All day, every day

02:13:08.460 you're just hearing

02:13:09.020 like nonsense.

02:13:11.500 Imagine what

02:13:12.140 like the home,

02:13:12.940 you know,

02:13:13.360 home life talk is like.

02:13:15.760 Hey, I tell you.

02:13:17.540 Uh, I can't remember

02:13:19.140 what I was calling,

02:13:20.360 calling about.

02:13:22.280 Hey, uh,

02:13:23.440 are you...

02:13:24.880 How many green

02:13:25.860 is there...

02:13:26.800 If there was paint,

02:13:28.600 are these my shoes?

02:13:29.940 Boop!

02:13:30.400 Like, okay.

02:13:31.940 Yeah, just that

02:13:32.600 all the time.

02:13:33.940 And you're like,

02:13:34.580 oh, no,

02:13:34.920 stay here.

02:13:35.660 I'm gonna go get

02:13:36.340 ice cream.

02:13:38.060 Your ice cream

02:13:38.800 you love so much.

02:13:39.840 You're gone two minutes,

02:13:40.580 come back,

02:13:41.000 door's wide open.

02:13:41.780 Ding, ding, ding.

02:13:43.360 He's nowhere to be found.

02:13:44.840 She's like,

02:13:45.140 oh, for...

02:13:46.720 Joe!

02:13:49.080 Ah!

02:13:49.700 He's like,

02:13:50.180 taking a shit

02:13:51.020 in the bushes.

02:13:51.680 You're like,

02:13:51.840 what are you doing?

02:13:52.920 Ah, I got scared,

02:13:53.960 you know.

02:13:57.500 And, uh,

02:13:58.180 so we're here

02:13:58.980 all worshiping this.

02:14:00.060 Now, this is a problem.

02:14:00.920 This isn't good

02:14:01.580 if you're a nation

02:14:02.320 like the United States.

02:14:03.680 in a very,

02:14:05.220 you know,

02:14:05.880 powerful and precarious

02:14:07.320 position

02:14:07.820 that strength

02:14:09.160 must be maintained

02:14:10.040 at all times

02:14:10.900 so people don't

02:14:12.040 challenge your rule.

02:14:15.660 Ah,

02:14:16.140 but

02:14:17.260 everyone's literally

02:14:19.900 making fun of

02:14:20.500 all of us now.

02:14:21.360 My country,

02:14:21.960 the United States,

02:14:22.560 it's just a laughing stock.

02:14:24.060 So, of course,

02:14:24.580 they're going to...

02:14:24.960 It's a perception

02:14:25.620 of weakness.

02:14:26.300 This is literally

02:14:27.340 the perfect president

02:14:28.640 to have for the United States

02:14:30.320 right now.

02:14:31.180 This is a physical

02:14:32.160 representation

02:14:32.720 of what America

02:14:33.540 has become.

02:14:34.500 Old,

02:14:35.200 broken,

02:14:36.200 demented,

02:14:37.060 deranged,

02:14:37.960 insane,

02:14:38.840 corrupt,

02:14:39.780 evil,

02:14:40.380 and dying.

02:14:40.980 That's pretty much

02:14:44.320 exactly

02:14:45.520 the correct

02:14:47.440 representation

02:14:48.040 of the state

02:14:49.300 of the United States

02:14:50.180 of America.

02:14:52.240 I don't know why...

02:14:53.180 What's...

02:14:53.480 Oh, okay,

02:14:54.080 because it's

02:14:54.400 United State

02:14:55.200 of America.

02:14:55.720 This is a screenshot

02:14:56.420 from a video

02:14:58.520 in Saudi Arabia

02:15:00.180 depicting the president

02:15:01.120 as extending his hand

02:15:02.120 to shake a non-existent

02:15:03.100 person's...

02:15:03.520 Oh, let's just watch it.

02:15:05.440 They made a...

02:15:05.860 They're making...

02:15:06.440 Other rival countries

02:15:07.620 are just making...

02:15:08.360 Just openly taking

02:15:09.500 mocking shots

02:15:10.540 at the leaders

02:15:12.760 of our countries

02:15:13.420 and stuff.

02:15:14.080 Russia just straight up

02:15:15.000 said,

02:15:15.160 We'll just bomb

02:15:15.720 your parliament.

02:15:16.580 Suck our dicks.

02:15:17.220 What are you going to do?

02:15:18.420 They said that to Germany.

02:15:19.860 Like, we'll just...

02:15:20.420 Listen, bitch.

02:15:21.460 Listen.

02:15:23.880 Russia is...

02:15:24.960 But if you...

02:15:25.620 They said...

02:15:26.420 The International Criminal Court,

02:15:29.460 you know,

02:15:29.800 because that's real.

02:15:30.780 Shut up.

02:15:31.820 You know,

02:15:32.240 said,

02:15:32.520 Oh, Putin is a war criminal

02:15:34.200 and we're going to arrest him.

02:15:35.660 And they're like,

02:15:36.020 Yeah, we'll arrest him

02:15:36.740 when he comes to Germany.

02:15:38.360 Are you...

02:15:40.200 Out of your mind?

02:15:41.280 You know?

02:15:41.820 And he's like...

02:15:45.700 If you do this,

02:15:46.680 Russia have introduced

02:15:47.760 your city to rabble once.

02:15:49.560 We will do it again.

02:15:52.000 In fact,

02:15:52.520 I liked it.

02:15:54.900 I love to read of it.

02:15:57.160 All day.

02:15:57.740 Every day.

02:15:58.320 I go through old grandparents.

02:16:00.980 Photo albums.

02:16:02.040 He keeps from war.

02:16:03.180 And every night before bed,

02:16:07.940 little Sergei,

02:16:10.120 he would get the photos

02:16:11.040 of the ruined,

02:16:12.000 destroyed German buildings.

02:16:15.300 And the crying people

02:16:16.340 and all of the destruction.

02:16:18.300 And I would literally

02:16:19.200 masturbate for hours,

02:16:20.640 laying awake at night,

02:16:22.340 pleasuring myself,

02:16:23.600 knowing the power of Russia

02:16:24.880 to reduce your city to ash.

02:16:26.380 So yes,

02:16:27.360 I'm perfectly okay

02:16:29.240 with doing this.

02:16:31.340 You take the fucking

02:16:32.500 president hostage,

02:16:33.460 I'm going to bomb you.

02:16:35.360 Fuck you.

02:16:39.940 Russia will kill you.

02:16:41.520 Seriously.

02:16:43.020 They...

02:16:43.340 Like this even had to be said.

02:16:46.960 Like this would be

02:16:47.660 a declaration of war

02:16:48.860 if you arrest the president,

02:16:50.420 obviously.

02:16:51.120 You can't kidnap

02:16:52.160 our head of state.

02:16:54.180 What are you going to do

02:16:55.180 about it?

02:16:55.620 Kill you?

02:16:57.440 What are you talking about?

02:16:58.920 Of course we would.

02:17:00.840 And he said straight up,

02:17:02.960 the former president

02:17:06.900 suggested in a telegram message

02:17:08.460 sent to his followers,

02:17:09.180 this is former president

02:17:10.160 Dmitry Medvedev of Russia,

02:17:11.640 they could bomb

02:17:12.920 the International Criminal Court.

02:17:15.700 It's quite possible

02:17:16.420 to imagine the targeted

02:17:17.680 use of hypersonic lunch

02:17:19.180 from North Sea

02:17:20.000 from a Russian ship

02:17:21.000 at the Hague Courthouse,

02:17:23.700 wrote Medvedev,

02:17:24.800 describing the court

02:17:25.800 as, quote,

02:17:26.780 shitty and useless.

02:17:32.800 The court is just

02:17:34.200 a miserable

02:17:34.700 international organization,

02:17:37.040 he added,

02:17:37.600 noting that those

02:17:38.600 working within it

02:17:39.460 should carefully look

02:17:40.520 into the sky

02:17:41.460 trying to see

02:17:41.860 if they can spot

02:17:42.580 Russian missiles.

02:17:45.680 I'm sorry,

02:17:50.800 this just warrants

02:17:51.480 a fucking hilarious.

02:17:55.220 Let's continue.

02:18:00.400 He went on to add

02:18:02.240 that Russian relations

02:18:04.740 with the West

02:18:05.420 have probably never been

02:18:06.800 worse in history.

02:18:09.120 NATO's goal

02:18:09.960 was to wipe out Russia

02:18:11.100 altogether.

02:18:12.540 They do not want to see

02:18:13.460 Russian Federation itself,

02:18:15.160 they do not need us.

02:18:17.120 This is their geopolitical,

02:18:18.700 geostrategic idea

02:18:19.900 of very old times.

02:18:22.920 Why do they need

02:18:23.960 such a country

02:18:24.820 with such a huge territory

02:18:28.060 and the most serious

02:18:29.940 nuclear shield

02:18:31.060 and which does not

02:18:32.940 even obey Americans,

02:18:35.700 said the former president.

02:18:38.660 Meanwhile,

02:18:39.380 Russian law enforcement

02:18:40.220 officials have opened up

02:18:41.200 their own criminal investigation

02:18:42.540 into the International

02:18:44.040 Criminal Court,

02:18:45.400 focusing on judges

02:18:46.560 and prosecutors.

02:18:47.520 Russia does not care

02:18:54.960 for your corpse.

02:18:58.240 We're gonna arrest you now,

02:19:00.260 Rii.

02:19:00.880 Why could you know now,

02:19:02.160 Rii?

02:19:03.460 There's a warrant for you

02:19:04.720 now, Rii.

02:19:05.520 It would be deep,

02:19:11.140 deep pleasure

02:19:11.740 to annihilate your civilization

02:19:13.380 and reduce it to issues.

02:19:16.920 That's right!

02:19:17.720 Wait, what?

02:19:18.220 What did he say?

02:19:19.940 He's fucking,

02:19:20.820 like, for real?

02:19:21.640 Like, no cap?

02:19:22.260 For real?

02:19:23.720 That is hate.

02:19:25.260 Okay?

02:19:25.940 You can't just...

02:19:27.120 I am fucking triggered

02:19:28.540 right now?

02:19:29.660 Did you hear what he...

02:19:30.480 He said he was going

02:19:31.620 to bomb us.

02:19:34.000 That's what he said.

02:19:35.900 I am really,

02:19:37.700 really not okay

02:19:38.720 right now, you guys.

02:19:41.320 I think...

02:19:43.460 I...

02:19:43.780 I need another drag queen.

02:19:46.200 I don't...

02:19:46.600 I won't feel safe

02:19:47.300 until there's at least

02:19:47.940 19 drag queens

02:19:48.840 in this room with me.

02:19:50.760 Oh, it's okay, queen.

02:19:52.360 Don't listen to him.

02:19:53.820 He's just a Russian bad boy.

02:19:56.220 He would never really do that.

02:19:57.740 He's just trying to

02:19:58.440 make up for his little pee-pee.

02:20:02.380 I am drag queen from Russia

02:20:04.060 and, yes,

02:20:05.100 he will do this.

02:20:06.100 They hate you

02:20:07.100 and they don't mind killing.

02:20:09.960 What?

02:20:12.240 Don't listen to Natasha.

02:20:15.940 Whatever.

02:20:16.520 I'm literally slave.

02:20:17.680 I was shipped here.

02:20:18.660 I am property of mafia.

02:20:20.700 I don't care.

02:20:22.960 Send that one back to Epstein.

02:20:24.520 I don't like the ones

02:20:25.160 that talk back.

02:20:26.080 German parliament

02:20:29.480 sounds like a time.

02:20:33.720 It sounds like an interesting...

02:20:34.900 I'm going to put a fly

02:20:35.820 on the wall in that place.

02:20:36.760 Let's put a camera up.

02:20:37.500 I mean, craziness.

02:20:44.160 Right?

02:20:45.000 And it gets better.

02:20:47.640 There's actually a

02:20:48.420 really funny...

02:20:50.760 Where the hell is it?

02:20:52.060 Paul, don't fail me now.

02:20:53.980 It was Watson.

02:20:55.220 There it is.

02:20:55.720 Is this it?

02:20:57.000 Yeah.

02:20:57.820 Check this out.

02:20:58.540 Someone posted this clip

02:20:59.960 from Russian TV

02:21:01.080 on Twitter

02:21:01.680 and it's going viral.

02:21:02.920 Apparently,

02:21:03.300 it's a couple of years old

02:21:04.380 but seems more relevant

02:21:05.720 than ever before.

02:21:06.880 Is it propaganda?

02:21:08.260 Yeah, undoubtedly.

02:21:09.660 Is it still funny?

02:21:11.340 Yeah, undoubtedly.

02:21:12.200 Since you're moving to America.

02:21:18.000 America is the freest

02:21:19.080 country in the world.

02:21:20.660 Land of opportunity.

02:21:23.060 Are you with your husband?

02:21:24.620 Yes, we're here together.

02:21:25.840 He'll come soon.

02:21:27.140 Here's my husband.

02:21:34.320 Clearly a woman.

02:21:35.980 Where's the lie?

02:21:36.780 Sorry, the people behind you

02:21:43.800 are vegetarians

02:21:44.620 and they're uncomfortable

02:21:45.860 because you're eating meat.

02:21:48.520 But we don't force them to eat it.

02:21:50.580 Sorry, but in America

02:21:51.620 it's customary to adhere

02:21:52.900 to the principles of democracy.

02:21:55.140 Let me take that from you.

02:21:59.340 It's not even that far-fetched, is it?

02:22:01.380 Vegans already routinely complain

02:22:03.020 about people eating meat on planes.

02:22:04.680 The next one really makes me laugh, though.

02:22:07.400 Hey, there's a line to the toilet.

02:22:09.940 What do you want?

02:22:11.200 I told you there's a line.

02:22:12.900 I want to go to the toilet.

02:22:16.140 What's happening?

02:22:17.100 This guy's trying to jump in line.

02:22:19.340 So, you don't want him

02:22:20.520 to go ahead of you?

02:22:21.160 Yeah?

02:22:22.500 Yeah, you have to let him

02:22:23.620 go ahead of you.

02:22:26.700 We'll wait.

02:22:27.620 We'll wait for you.

02:22:28.700 His people endured

02:22:29.560 the oppression of whites

02:22:30.580 for many years.

02:22:32.280 We owe all of our

02:22:33.640 African-Americans a debt.

02:22:36.780 Now he's going to kiss his shoe.

02:22:39.700 Forgive us, sir.

02:22:41.920 Oh, they're all going to get on their knees.

02:22:49.920 Yeah, that's right.

02:22:53.120 This guy's like...

02:22:56.260 It's funny, because it's true.

02:23:02.740 Oh, we know he's been a guy

02:23:04.860 and he no longer can be here.

02:23:06.580 He's in honor, he's in legacy.

02:23:08.680 We're not buying this guy.

02:23:09.980 Yeah, quite the contrast

02:23:11.060 to that Air China advisory.

02:23:16.740 We all need you to move.

02:23:21.040 Why?

02:23:22.500 There's a couple behind you

02:23:24.100 and they have no children.

02:23:28.120 The fact is that your son

02:23:29.580 gets into their field of vision

02:23:31.360 and it makes them uncomfortable.

02:23:33.020 They're triggered by children.

02:23:39.340 Forgive us, Mother Russia.

02:23:40.900 We're coming back.

02:23:41.500 Might not like their government,

02:23:42.260 but you gotta love Russian humor.

02:23:45.300 I do.

02:23:45.760 They are very funny.

02:23:47.360 They're very sarcastic.

02:23:48.100 Dude, I've been saying this for years.

02:23:49.380 Like, the Russians are fucking hilarious.

02:23:51.940 They're fucking very sarcastic.

02:23:53.740 Like, my humor...

02:23:54.580 Like, I would be huge in Russia.

02:23:56.120 I probably am huge in Russia.

02:23:57.420 I need to get in the Russian market.

02:23:59.020 We gotta get on Rockfin.

02:24:03.040 What's the Russian one?

02:24:04.140 VK?

02:24:04.660 Is that it?

02:24:05.360 We need to get in there.

02:24:14.120 It's like,

02:24:14.760 who could be more ridiculous

02:24:15.960 without laughing and breaking character?

02:24:17.580 They do shit like that all the time

02:24:18.760 and they're just sarcastic as fuck.

02:24:21.960 And I think,

02:24:23.240 and this is my honest assessment,

02:24:25.800 is that they're like this culturally.

02:24:27.920 Russians have a very dark sense of humor as well.

02:24:30.580 Dark and sarcastic and kind of,

02:24:32.400 you know,

02:24:33.080 like mine.

02:24:33.960 You know,

02:24:34.380 a bigot.

02:24:35.200 You know,

02:24:35.540 evil,

02:24:36.380 bad,

02:24:36.840 ooh,

02:24:37.020 terrorism.

02:24:37.960 Because they lived through the Soviet Union

02:24:39.760 and things were really shitty for a long time.

02:24:42.400 And obviously,

02:24:42.880 they're still here.

02:24:43.520 The people that are still here are alive,

02:24:45.040 so they had to survive.

02:24:46.200 And to survive,

02:24:47.060 very difficult trying on periods like that,

02:24:50.380 dark humor is very common

02:24:52.060 and, you know,

02:24:53.000 helpful and comforting to those

02:24:54.320 that are dealing with,

02:24:56.020 you know,

02:24:56.300 difficult times.

02:24:58.340 Not that the goblins on the left

02:24:59.780 would ever understand that.

02:25:00.860 They think that,

02:25:02.100 you know,

02:25:02.280 they don't even understand.

02:25:03.180 They don't see it all.

02:25:04.280 There's no water on the boat

02:25:05.420 as far as they're concerned,

02:25:06.260 but they're going to find out.

02:25:08.140 But,

02:25:08.420 you know,

02:25:09.120 that's why I think the Russians

02:25:10.100 have that kind of sense of humor.

02:25:11.240 once your country is overthrown

02:25:15.080 by, you know,

02:25:15.920 Marxist criminals

02:25:16.800 and murdered,

02:25:17.600 your royal family is butchered to death

02:25:19.740 and stabbed in bayonet

02:25:20.920 and the girls are chased down to their deaths

02:25:22.540 and, you know,

02:25:24.080 a communist coup is installed

02:25:25.620 and then they start centralizing

02:25:26.920 all of the,

02:25:27.380 all the property

02:25:28.620 and starving all the farmers to death

02:25:30.160 and mass mechanizations.

02:25:31.580 And, yeah,

02:25:32.040 it gets,

02:25:32.860 things got a little sketchy there

02:25:34.160 for a while in Russia.

02:25:36.020 Good hundred years of like,

02:25:37.640 you know,

02:25:38.440 almost 80.

02:25:39.200 How long was the Soviet Union?

02:25:40.420 How long did that fucking nightmare

02:25:41.660 go on for?

02:25:44.340 Anyway,

02:25:46.220 I'm not,

02:25:46.900 do they have a sense of humor?

02:25:47.820 No shit.

02:25:48.820 Most people that have been through some shit

02:25:50.220 have a good sense of humor

02:25:51.000 because it's,

02:25:52.360 they had to survive somehow.

02:25:53.480 That's probably how they did it.

02:25:55.440 It's probably one way.

02:25:56.600 Here's a,

02:25:57.080 here's another,

02:25:57.740 like we're being mocked.

02:26:00.420 Here's,

02:26:00.680 this isn't any less true either.

02:26:02.100 This one,

02:26:02.560 this is from the Babylon Bee,

02:26:03.820 which is,

02:26:04.200 one of the funniest,

02:26:07.080 like,

02:26:07.380 they deserve to be huge, dude.

02:26:08.680 Babylon Bee is,

02:26:09.420 is hysterical.

02:26:10.460 They're,

02:26:10.700 I love them.

02:26:11.340 Check this out.

02:26:12.360 Hello,

02:26:12.880 brave soldier of People Liberation Army.

02:26:15.060 As you know,

02:26:16.000 our worst enemy

02:26:16.880 is the United State of America.

02:26:19.400 Traditional warfare techniques

02:26:20.680 are not effective

02:26:21.580 against their formidable forces.

02:26:23.440 Luckily,

02:26:24.000 we have found their weakness.

02:26:26.260 Misgendering!

02:26:27.960 Our beautiful friend,

02:26:29.360 President Joseph Robinette Biden,

02:26:31.560 was nice enough to loan us

02:26:33.000 some American soldier

02:26:34.480 for this demonstration.

02:26:36.920 Let's take a watch!

02:26:38.000 Hello there,

02:26:38.740 um,

02:26:39.340 onyonghaseo,

02:26:40.500 as your people say.

02:26:42.120 First technique

02:26:42.860 is to shout wrong pronoun

02:26:44.220 at American troop.

02:26:45.780 Watch this.

02:26:46.860 He, him!

02:26:47.560 He, him!

02:26:48.100 You are he, him!

02:26:49.160 You are he, him!

02:26:50.380 I can see clearly

02:26:51.280 you are bearded man!

02:26:53.340 Last technique!

02:26:55.360 Remember that while we build

02:26:56.680 strong culture

02:26:57.420 and study tactics here in China,

02:26:58.940 Americans are studying

02:26:59.840 crazy things

02:27:00.720 like gender theory

02:27:01.880 on TikTok.

02:27:02.720 So,

02:27:03.040 you can just distract them

02:27:04.180 and attack from behind.

02:27:05.380 He's not wrong!

02:27:06.500 Oh,

02:27:07.020 is that a drag queen story,

02:27:08.640 our drag queens?

02:27:09.760 Where?

02:27:10.340 Surprise!

02:27:12.360 Hello,

02:27:13.020 Brace!

02:27:15.460 Because the Chinese

02:27:16.580 are smart

02:27:17.320 and we are dumb.

02:27:18.600 At least the people

02:27:19.180 in charge of us

02:27:19.860 are dumb.

02:27:20.340 They've sold us.

02:27:20.840 They've sold us

02:27:21.380 to the Chinese.

02:27:22.140 I mean,

02:27:22.460 why wouldn't they want us?

02:27:23.720 Like,

02:27:24.000 if you're looking to like

02:27:25.140 impose your will

02:27:26.460 and take advantage

02:27:27.200 of another people,

02:27:28.160 another country

02:27:28.720 and kind of get one over

02:27:29.920 on them,

02:27:30.700 as the Chinese are doing,

02:27:32.420 it's in your interest

02:27:33.740 to weaken them

02:27:34.420 as much as possible

02:27:35.340 so they're not much

02:27:36.760 of a threat to you.

02:27:37.400 They're less competition.

02:27:38.340 You can get what you want easier.

02:27:40.460 So,

02:27:41.600 hmm,

02:27:42.700 we've got all these people

02:27:44.180 in the government

02:27:44.680 with all these ties to China

02:27:46.000 and they won't even say

02:27:46.660 the fucking word China.

02:27:49.480 Huh.

02:27:51.560 There's that noise again.

02:27:53.320 Hmm.

02:27:54.400 What are you saying?

02:27:56.320 Just making a noise.

02:27:58.380 Hmm.

02:27:59.340 You know,

02:27:59.540 there were 11 MPs

02:28:01.000 implicated in this

02:28:02.280 Chinese fucking,

02:28:03.160 that we know of,

02:28:04.140 that they've,

02:28:04.580 you know,

02:28:04.800 could be much more.

02:28:05.620 It could be,

02:28:06.100 I mean,

02:28:06.380 11?

02:28:07.720 If it's 11,

02:28:08.580 it could easily be 50.

02:28:11.780 There's only like,

02:28:12.620 how many seats?

02:28:13.160 Is there 400 around there?

02:28:18.200 This is,

02:28:18.720 this is not a negligible amount.

02:28:20.300 This isn't an accident.

02:28:21.240 11 that we know of.

02:28:25.100 Only nine of them

02:28:25.980 were liberals.

02:28:28.380 Hmm.

02:28:30.220 What do you mean by that?

02:28:31.220 What's that?

02:28:31.660 I'm just saying.

02:28:35.320 Hmm.

02:28:36.480 Only nine are liberals.

02:28:39.540 Huh.

02:28:40.020 I wonder who the other ones are.

02:28:44.820 We got to get the libs out,

02:28:46.120 guys.

02:28:46.340 That's all.

02:28:49.680 Hmm.

02:28:51.060 Right?

02:28:53.720 Now,

02:28:54.360 I'm clearly insane.

02:28:57.320 I know,

02:28:57.940 I know I'm crazy.

02:29:01.160 But,

02:29:01.720 you know,

02:29:02.200 I'm entitled to an opinion,

02:29:03.940 aren't I?

02:29:04.180 Like everybody else.

02:29:05.200 And I just,

02:29:06.180 you know,

02:29:07.100 things that make you go,

02:29:09.140 hmm.

02:29:09.300 I find it interesting that,

02:29:13.400 you know,

02:29:13.740 seemingly,

02:29:14.480 I mean,

02:29:14.780 if your country was,

02:29:16.040 say,

02:29:16.820 you know,

02:29:17.680 kind of in,

02:29:19.340 in control,

02:29:20.320 it's been,

02:29:21.120 it's been,

02:29:21.600 you know,

02:29:21.860 basically taken over.

02:29:23.760 The influence from another nation

02:29:25.320 is so strong that they can,

02:29:27.000 you know,

02:29:27.480 do this to you.

02:29:30.660 And,

02:29:31.160 and you basically have

02:29:32.260 ensnared the leadership of that country

02:29:35.320 that they answer to you,

02:29:36.360 really?

02:29:36.600 It would make sense that

02:29:38.600 upon learning

02:29:40.580 that people in our government

02:29:41.800 have sold us out to China

02:29:43.460 that no one in the government

02:29:45.820 is really too hot

02:29:47.140 to find out exactly

02:29:48.300 what's going on.

02:29:49.100 Like,

02:29:49.260 not all of them seem kind of guilty,

02:29:50.640 don't they?

02:29:52.740 And all of them are saying

02:29:54.000 we shouldn't,

02:29:57.260 and,

02:29:57.560 and China's trying to,

02:29:58.440 like,

02:29:58.760 take the world down

02:30:00.180 as like,

02:30:00.720 they want to be the unipower,

02:30:01.960 they want to be the new superpower.

02:30:04.740 And we're doing things

02:30:05.900 that are self-destructive.

02:30:08.560 And our leadership,

02:30:09.880 who apparently is being paid

02:30:11.580 by the Chinese,

02:30:12.220 is telling us to not,

02:30:13.520 to,

02:30:14.320 to not oppose

02:30:15.440 all of our self-destructive activity.

02:30:24.240 Hmm.

02:30:28.140 Hmm.

02:30:31.900 Hmm.

02:30:32.340 Hmm.

02:30:35.900 Hmm.

02:30:36.620 Hmm.

02:30:37.820 A strange.

02:30:40.060 Interesting.

02:30:43.800 I feel like I've,

02:30:45.000 I've,

02:30:45.340 I've said enough

02:30:46.200 so much over the years

02:30:47.260 that I can say so many things

02:30:48.780 without saying anything anymore.

02:30:51.400 Everybody knows exactly

02:30:52.720 what the fuck I'm saying.

02:30:54.880 But what are they going to print?

02:30:57.460 McKenzie stated a fact

02:30:58.980 and then,

02:30:59.740 quote,

02:31:00.120 said,

02:31:00.560 Hmm.

02:31:00.800 Yeah,

02:31:03.600 but he did it in such a way

02:31:04.960 that inferred,

02:31:05.780 like,

02:31:05.880 oh yeah,

02:31:06.680 you're inferred,

02:31:07.220 you're,

02:31:07.420 you know the meanings

02:31:08.140 of my facial expressions

02:31:09.520 and,

02:31:10.340 you know,

02:31:11.820 air escaping my lungs now,

02:31:13.500 do you?

02:31:15.320 This is what he meant by it.

02:31:16.640 Here's what you need to know.

02:31:18.180 Global News

02:31:19.220 has what you need to know.

02:31:21.920 Experts are

02:31:22.620 very good.

02:31:23.520 Yes,

02:31:27.040 tell me more.

02:31:28.240 Your intellect

02:31:28.840 is so powerful.

02:31:31.800 You know?

02:31:32.580 Like,

02:31:32.900 when the news,

02:31:33.340 like,

02:31:33.520 when these people talk,

02:31:34.380 it's just,

02:31:34.700 you know,

02:31:34.940 you know the feeling

02:31:35.480 when you come across someone

02:31:36.700 that's just,

02:31:37.080 oh my goodness,

02:31:37.640 they're so interesting

02:31:38.240 and intelligent,

02:31:38.760 I need to hear more

02:31:39.420 of what they have to say.

02:31:40.800 And then you go down

02:31:41.340 this rabbit hole

02:31:42.000 of just listening

02:31:42.560 to all this stuff

02:31:43.480 they've made

02:31:43.860 and you're like,

02:31:44.420 wow,

02:31:44.660 interesting,

02:31:44.980 I'm going to,

02:31:45.260 you know,

02:31:45.480 put this on a playlist

02:31:46.740 for later

02:31:47.200 and compare it to it.

02:31:47.860 That's how I feel

02:31:48.600 about journalists

02:31:49.220 and the media

02:31:49.760 and the government.

02:31:50.360 It's just all so

02:31:51.120 impressive all the time.

02:31:55.660 And they're all

02:31:56.340 so unique too.

02:31:58.900 It's so,

02:31:59.600 it's,

02:32:00.800 the journalists

02:32:01.420 are going to say.

02:32:03.740 It's so unpredictable

02:32:04.920 and it's so,

02:32:06.220 I mean,

02:32:07.500 they're all

02:32:08.420 such special snowflakes.

02:32:10.300 They're totally

02:32:10.820 not mass produced

02:32:11.720 and might as well

02:32:12.180 come out of a fucking factory.

02:32:13.840 And they're completely

02:32:14.680 unaware of it too.

02:32:15.840 They're just oblivious

02:32:16.720 to it.

02:32:17.620 Is that true?

02:32:18.560 Oh,

02:32:18.980 yes it is.

02:32:20.660 Oh,

02:32:21.180 yeah it is.

02:32:23.080 All right.

02:32:24.100 Got a little bit

02:32:24.740 of time left.

02:32:26.480 America's,

02:32:27.040 this is,

02:32:27.500 why is there so many

02:32:28.320 of these links

02:32:29.260 that go nowhere?

02:32:30.800 A couple of stuff

02:32:33.980 on the conservatives.

02:32:34.820 Oh right,

02:32:35.300 and another,

02:32:35.740 who do we nail first?

02:32:40.320 Which,

02:32:40.760 how do I,

02:32:41.460 oh right,

02:32:41.760 I didn't even play

02:32:42.160 the video.

02:32:43.500 I'm sorry.

02:32:44.800 Hey,

02:32:46.120 I'm sorry.

02:32:49.740 I'm sorry.

02:32:50.480 I didn't play the video.

02:32:59.500 The whole thing was like,

02:33:01.040 they're making fun of us.

02:33:02.100 Like,

02:33:02.240 we're weak now.

02:33:03.360 We have weak leadership.

02:33:04.860 And they're like,

02:33:05.560 we can just do whatever

02:33:06.380 we want to these

02:33:07.040 fucking losers.

02:33:09.020 They're like,

02:33:09.720 they're barely there.

02:33:10.920 You can just

02:33:11.360 push this place over.

02:33:13.060 Who's even,

02:33:13.640 who is even waiting

02:33:15.040 in the wings

02:33:15.740 to take over

02:33:16.600 from these people

02:33:17.300 that give us

02:33:18.320 any hope

02:33:18.960 of being protected

02:33:21.040 or having our interests

02:33:21.860 looked after at all?

02:33:23.820 Oh,

02:33:24.300 we gotta get the

02:33:24.900 libs out

02:33:25.440 and then you're

02:33:26.100 gonna replace them

02:33:26.740 with the exact

02:33:27.240 same people.

02:33:28.880 Cool,

02:33:29.440 then what?

02:33:30.720 Literally nothing

02:33:31.620 changes at all.

02:33:32.860 Nothing.

02:33:35.520 Yeah,

02:33:36.080 well,

02:33:36.580 it'll be

02:33:37.520 oil fields.

02:33:39.180 No,

02:33:39.420 there's not.

02:33:39.900 No,

02:33:40.100 there won't.

02:33:41.140 No,

02:33:41.400 there won't.

02:33:45.580 Oh,

02:33:45.980 man.

02:33:47.840 All those jobs

02:33:48.420 are going to Somalians

02:33:49.240 anyway.

02:33:49.720 We're doing,

02:33:50.000 I'll get more on that

02:33:50.680 in a minute,

02:33:51.040 but this is what

02:33:51.600 Saudi Arabia thinks.

02:33:52.520 God bless you

02:33:53.320 and God bless

02:33:54.520 America.

02:34:01.840 Shaking hands

02:34:02.580 to no one.

02:34:03.280 Very typical.

02:34:04.040 Waving at the wrong,

02:34:05.320 yep.

02:34:07.140 That's basically it.

02:34:08.200 Saudi Arabia's

02:34:08.720 nailed this so far.

02:34:11.640 Yeah,

02:34:11.980 has to be urged

02:34:12.620 off stage by staff.

02:34:13.800 That's correct.

02:34:15.840 Yes,

02:34:16.200 pretend that this

02:34:18.100 was on purpose.

02:34:19.480 We're still trying

02:34:20.040 to get you off the

02:34:20.540 stage though.

02:34:21.520 No,

02:34:21.700 no,

02:34:21.880 wrong way,

02:34:22.260 Mr. President.

02:34:22.800 Yeah,

02:34:22.960 okay,

02:34:23.260 no,

02:34:23.440 wave again.

02:34:23.960 Yeah,

02:34:24.260 this is basically

02:34:24.960 the real thing.

02:34:26.200 This isn't even a,

02:34:26.960 where's the lie?

02:34:28.720 Now he's getting

02:34:29.380 on the plane.

02:34:29.900 Oh,

02:34:30.160 it's falling down

02:34:31.000 again,

02:34:31.420 as he does often.

02:34:33.180 Often falls down

02:34:34.020 in public.

02:34:35.060 Oh,

02:34:35.300 another time.

02:34:36.280 This happened.

02:34:37.240 This actually happened.

02:34:38.100 So this isn't even,

02:34:39.760 okay,

02:34:40.200 he maybe only fell

02:34:40.960 twice,

02:34:41.360 not three times.

02:34:42.580 Saudi Arabia's

02:34:43.260 really reaching here.

02:34:44.240 I knew the rest

02:34:53.300 of the world

02:34:53.620 would catch up

02:34:54.080 to me sooner or

02:34:54.600 later.

02:34:55.220 Oh,

02:34:55.600 he fell down again.

02:34:56.520 So,

02:34:56.940 you know,

02:34:57.260 just like I've been

02:34:58.100 doing,

02:34:58.620 like,

02:34:58.880 so Saudi Arabia

02:34:59.700 gets it now.

02:35:00.620 I wish they'd pay

02:35:01.100 attention to Canada

02:35:01.740 because it's even worse,

02:35:02.600 but like,

02:35:03.180 this is the best

02:35:04.660 comedy in the world.

02:35:05.780 It's just watching

02:35:06.360 these idiots live,

02:35:07.840 do anything.

02:35:08.400 It's like,

02:35:09.180 all you have to do

02:35:10.440 is just watch them.

02:35:12.160 That's the joke.

02:35:13.740 Everything Saudi Arabia

02:35:14.700 just did,

02:35:15.200 it's like,

02:35:15.480 oh,

02:35:15.840 it's not even

02:35:16.220 an exaggeration.

02:35:16.920 These are all

02:35:17.280 shot for shot,

02:35:18.540 except the last part

02:35:19.400 where he fell

02:35:19.860 an extra third time.

02:35:21.960 This is all,

02:35:22.800 and there's more

02:35:23.360 embarrassing ones

02:35:24.040 they didn't even use,

02:35:24.620 like the bicycle.

02:35:26.140 Pellett's bicycle

02:35:26.780 comes to complete

02:35:27.380 stop and then

02:35:28.000 just like,

02:35:29.400 completely falls

02:35:31.220 from.

02:35:31.420 Demented,

02:35:36.060 broken,

02:35:37.060 sick,

02:35:38.020 confused,

02:35:39.160 rotten,

02:35:39.680 corrupt,

02:35:40.280 evil,

02:35:40.740 and dying.

02:35:42.460 The president

02:35:43.280 and the state

02:35:44.040 of America

02:35:45.040 is like,

02:35:45.540 it's like a,

02:35:46.280 it's like a window

02:35:47.640 into the whole thing.

02:35:53.240 Fucking sad,

02:35:54.340 man.

02:35:54.580 It's really sad.

02:35:56.960 So,

02:35:57.440 you guys gotta keep him.

02:35:58.480 We need,

02:35:58.900 we need you to keep him

02:36:00.800 until you just can't

02:36:01.700 take it anymore

02:36:02.280 and you reach the point

02:36:03.020 where you just

02:36:03.540 fucking explode.

02:36:05.180 That's really,

02:36:05.880 the world needs,

02:36:07.500 you know,

02:36:07.860 America can't,

02:36:08.980 listen,

02:36:09.740 if America retires

02:36:11.040 and we don't have it anymore,

02:36:12.380 like,

02:36:13.220 you understand we're going

02:36:14.280 into the age of China

02:36:15.460 runs everything,

02:36:16.360 right?

02:36:16.940 And they literally,

02:36:17.980 like I said,

02:36:18.520 they murder people

02:36:19.220 and disappear people

02:36:20.040 just for saying

02:36:20.600 the wrong things

02:36:21.440 and,

02:36:22.940 we can't have those guys

02:36:25.520 running around unopposed.

02:36:27.120 You know what I mean?

02:36:27.840 Like,

02:36:28.060 that's,

02:36:28.400 absolutely not.

02:36:29.880 That's very dangerous

02:36:30.820 because our government's

02:36:31.980 already sold out to them.

02:36:32.780 They don't give a shit at all.

02:36:34.000 Our entire government

02:36:35.000 has no interest

02:36:35.640 in defending Canada

02:36:36.400 from the Chinese at all.

02:36:37.200 They won't even say the name.

02:36:38.220 They're too afraid

02:36:38.860 to say the name

02:36:39.760 of the country

02:36:40.260 that's doing it

02:36:41.060 lest they,

02:36:42.140 you know,

02:36:42.400 draw the ire

02:36:43.160 of the eye of Beijing.

02:36:46.280 It looks exactly

02:36:47.320 like the eye of Sauron

02:36:48.340 except it's this way.

02:36:49.420 It's,

02:36:49.760 you know,

02:36:50.320 it's,

02:36:51.780 ha ha ha ha ha ha.

02:36:53.500 Ha ha ha ha ha.

02:36:55.780 That's your meme.

02:36:56.920 There's the,

02:36:57.360 it's the eye of,

02:36:58.000 if it's that way

02:36:59.000 and it's floating over

02:37:00.000 Hong Kong or Beijing,

02:37:01.200 whatever they're destroying now.

02:37:02.660 How's the Hong Kong protesters

02:37:04.140 by everybody?

02:37:05.880 No other way.

02:37:06.500 Are they all dead

02:37:07.180 or what's,

02:37:07.620 what's going on with that?

02:37:08.380 They're probably all dead.

02:37:09.340 I mean,

02:37:09.560 China doesn't fuck around.

02:37:11.420 That's,

02:37:11.920 I mean,

02:37:12.280 they are what,

02:37:12.820 they are what they are.

02:37:13.660 They're not,

02:37:14.140 they're not fucking weak.

02:37:15.140 They're not scared.

02:37:16.220 They're not pussies.

02:37:16.880 They're doing whatever they want,

02:37:17.720 man.

02:37:17.900 They're getting it done

02:37:18.960 and they're,

02:37:19.440 they're,

02:37:19.960 their economy is booming.

02:37:22.560 What are they,

02:37:22.940 near double digits GDP growth

02:37:24.700 or something crazy?

02:37:26.020 They're having pool parties

02:37:27.020 over there every day.

02:37:28.860 They're doing,

02:37:29.520 they're doing good,

02:37:30.440 kid.

02:37:30.680 We are not.

02:37:31.780 Okay.

02:37:32.740 They're doing great.

02:37:33.620 We're doing worse.

02:37:34.980 Our government seems to be

02:37:36.040 in their pocket

02:37:36.660 and anyone that tries to stop

02:37:38.860 the government,

02:37:40.160 you know,

02:37:40.420 oppose the government

02:37:41.200 that we have

02:37:41.800 that seems to be

02:37:42.360 in the pocket of the Chinese,

02:37:43.720 they tell us,

02:37:44.680 no,

02:37:45.160 you have to,

02:37:46.100 let us die.

02:37:47.380 there's a,

02:37:52.760 there's a case to be made

02:37:53.920 for like all of this

02:37:54.820 anti-patriot government,

02:37:56.580 this is China,

02:37:58.220 deliberately keeping the,

02:37:59.560 weakening these countries

02:38:00.700 as much as possible

02:38:01.860 so that,

02:38:05.600 that will more easily

02:38:07.040 facilitate the transition period

02:38:08.780 where they become

02:38:09.940 the unopposed global superpower

02:38:11.440 and the,

02:38:12.940 the Western world

02:38:13.680 just kind of falls off

02:38:14.700 and,

02:38:14.920 you know,

02:38:15.300 disintegrates on its own.

02:38:17.340 Without a Shot Fired.

02:38:20.180 That would be the,

02:38:21.260 that,

02:38:21.760 and here's,

02:38:22.640 here's the other thing

02:38:23.220 that people don't understand

02:38:24.040 about the Chinese.

02:38:24.660 There's a book called

02:38:25.360 Unrestricted Warfare

02:38:27.240 and the,

02:38:27.800 or is it the same one?

02:38:28.540 Unrestricted,

02:38:28.960 Fifth Generation Warfare?

02:38:29.900 Anyway.

02:38:30.900 They don't,

02:38:31.440 like,

02:38:31.840 I think I talked about this

02:38:32.680 last time.

02:38:33.180 Like the Western standard

02:38:34.840 of like an ultimate,

02:38:35.720 like a credible victory

02:38:36.980 is like,

02:38:38.020 your army meets theirs

02:38:39.120 on the field

02:38:39.720 and yours like just

02:38:40.540 absolutely lays

02:38:41.520 fucking waste to them.

02:38:42.480 Just total massacre,

02:38:44.140 destruction,

02:38:44.840 like everything went perfectly

02:38:46.440 to a T

02:38:47.000 and you're like,

02:38:47.380 that was the perfect

02:38:48.020 fucking victory.

02:38:50.000 Or war.

02:38:51.040 You never lost a battle.

02:38:52.480 Like,

02:38:52.580 yeah,

02:38:52.980 the Chinese think that

02:38:54.180 I,

02:38:54.520 I can defeat you

02:38:55.680 without even having

02:38:56.260 to get off the couch.

02:38:57.260 I can defeat you

02:39:01.200 at the level

02:39:01.700 of your own soul.

02:39:02.820 I'll make you

02:39:03.380 defeat yourself.

02:39:04.980 I won't even have

02:39:05.820 to bring a gun.

02:39:06.960 By the time I'm done

02:39:08.060 fucking with you,

02:39:09.160 I can just walk

02:39:10.260 the streets of your country

02:39:11.240 unopposed

02:39:12.000 as a king.

02:39:15.860 That's,

02:39:16.500 that's a,

02:39:17.180 that is a defeat.

02:39:18.720 That's how you

02:39:19.240 fucking take somebody down.

02:39:20.900 That is the ultimate victory.

02:39:22.620 You didn't even have

02:39:23.120 to do anything.

02:39:24.040 You gained everything

02:39:25.240 and you lost nothing.

02:39:26.940 Didn't even fire a bullet.

02:39:29.300 And that's what they're doing.

02:39:30.460 Very effectively.

02:39:31.180 It's been working

02:39:31.580 for quite a while.

02:39:32.740 For about,

02:39:33.160 since the 90s.

02:39:34.620 Around the time that,

02:39:35.500 did you know that

02:39:36.100 the Clinton administration

02:39:36.980 in the 90s

02:39:37.700 was who sold

02:39:38.300 the Chinese

02:39:38.860 nuclear weapon secrets?

02:39:42.220 Facilitated by?

02:39:43.820 Hey,

02:39:44.340 guess who?

02:39:45.220 Guess who?

02:39:46.700 Well,

02:39:47.120 your greatest ally

02:39:47.740 was looking out

02:39:48.240 for you on that one.

02:39:49.600 Huh?

02:39:51.380 Make sure that

02:39:52.300 fucking went down.

02:39:53.340 So like,

02:39:53.640 this has been going on.

02:39:54.460 They didn't just,

02:39:57.600 they,

02:39:57.980 they're playing the game

02:39:58.980 from their position

02:39:59.840 with their cards

02:40:00.580 that they have.

02:40:02.680 You ever play,

02:40:03.580 like,

02:40:03.820 oh,

02:40:03.940 are you going to be mad?

02:40:04.480 You ever play,

02:40:04.920 like,

02:40:04.980 a game of risk

02:40:05.600 or something?

02:40:06.280 Or,

02:40:06.560 it's like,

02:40:07.820 or even just sports,

02:40:08.900 like basketball.

02:40:09.700 Are you going to be mad

02:40:10.440 that the other team beat you?

02:40:11.500 Like,

02:40:11.900 you both entered

02:40:12.620 into this game

02:40:13.340 and you lost.

02:40:15.620 Except the thing is,

02:40:16.380 with these games,

02:40:16.840 the stakes are very high.

02:40:18.340 And the losing

02:40:19.560 can mean death

02:40:20.380 and destruction

02:40:20.940 or like the end

02:40:21.660 of your country

02:40:22.800 and civilization.

02:40:23.300 It's the great game,

02:40:24.480 it's called.

02:40:25.040 That's what they,

02:40:25.580 what's the,

02:40:27.460 Zabinski Brzezigniew

02:40:28.600 was one of these guys.

02:40:29.360 Like,

02:40:29.480 they have these big brains

02:40:30.540 that make these decisions

02:40:32.620 and make these moves

02:40:33.400 and stuff for them.

02:40:34.020 They have these think tanks

02:40:34.880 that plan fucking

02:40:36.280 10 years ahead

02:40:37.240 to try and outwit

02:40:38.600 the other side,

02:40:39.680 get more money,

02:40:40.120 you know?

02:40:40.360 And the Chinese

02:40:42.680 are fucking

02:40:43.140 whooping our ass

02:40:43.820 right now.

02:40:44.700 We're,

02:40:44.980 we're worrying about

02:40:45.580 bathrooms and they're

02:40:46.320 building aircraft carriers.

02:40:48.520 A lot of them too.

02:40:52.200 We're fucking,

02:40:53.080 uh,

02:40:53.480 going broke

02:40:54.220 like you've never imagined

02:40:54.920 and they're doing

02:40:55.420 better than ever.

02:40:56.340 Everything's going

02:40:56.940 in their direction.

02:40:57.520 They're stockpiling gold

02:40:58.460 like crazy.

02:41:01.480 I'm telling you.

02:41:04.880 And,

02:41:05.380 uh,

02:41:05.960 I'm not the only one

02:41:06.660 that's noticed.

02:41:07.160 A lot of,

02:41:07.420 a lot of,

02:41:08.400 you know,

02:41:09.260 what billionaires

02:41:10.340 have in common,

02:41:10.980 usually they're smart.

02:41:12.200 It's usually hard

02:41:13.060 to become a billionaire.

02:41:14.740 You're going to have

02:41:15.280 to do some problem solving

02:41:16.320 and there's a lot

02:41:16.660 of competition involved

02:41:17.880 and so on.

02:41:18.440 So that's not easy to do.

02:41:19.740 People that are billionaires

02:41:20.720 are formidable people

02:41:21.820 that are not a joke,

02:41:23.140 not a pushover,

02:41:23.920 not a,

02:41:24.220 unless they,

02:41:24.980 again,

02:41:25.240 just inherited it

02:41:26.000 like a piece of shit.

02:41:26.960 I mean,

02:41:27.260 people that,

02:41:27.700 you know,

02:41:27.880 went out and did it.

02:41:28.920 They're all moving

02:41:29.560 their shit to giant.

02:41:30.280 They've been doing it

02:41:30.660 for years.

02:41:31.800 Because it's cheaper,

02:41:32.760 it's,

02:41:32.980 you know,

02:41:33.300 they're going to make

02:41:33.740 more money.

02:41:34.240 It's like,

02:41:34.440 that's where the future is.

02:41:36.100 People aren't moving

02:41:37.080 businesses to Canada

02:41:38.280 and to America

02:41:39.200 and to,

02:41:39.760 they're going away,

02:41:40.680 they're going to Asia

02:41:41.460 because Asia is the future.

02:41:44.800 And we're here

02:41:45.600 stabbing ourselves to death

02:41:46.860 and the people trying

02:41:47.900 to stop the knife

02:41:48.740 from going in,

02:41:49.840 which is us,

02:41:50.940 are being told to,

02:41:51.920 you know,

02:41:52.100 we need to lock

02:41:52.680 these people up

02:41:53.260 and shut them up

02:41:53.780 and get rid of them

02:41:54.260 because they're,

02:41:54.780 they're bad.

02:41:56.040 They're racists or something.

02:42:00.620 Really?

02:42:01.320 Are you sure?

02:42:01.760 Yeah, sorry,

02:42:02.320 I have China

02:42:03.120 on the other line.

02:42:03.960 Just make sure

02:42:04.640 you put them in jail.

02:42:05.360 I don't care how you do it.

02:42:06.960 Oh, what?

02:42:07.460 Yeah?

02:42:07.760 No, yeah, yeah,

02:42:08.320 we're censoring them,

02:42:09.140 China,

02:42:09.360 just like you.

02:42:09.880 Don't worry.

02:42:10.620 Oh, no,

02:42:11.000 we're doing the social credit score

02:42:12.060 just like you.

02:42:12.680 Yeah, no,

02:42:13.100 we're doing all the stuff

02:42:13.860 that you told us to do.

02:42:14.860 Yeah, we're doing it.

02:42:15.980 Yep.

02:42:17.520 Okay, I gotta go.

02:42:18.380 I gotta go.

02:42:18.820 They're on to me.

02:42:19.400 Yeah, they found out

02:42:19.980 about the dong guy

02:42:20.900 and some other ones.

02:42:22.080 Ah, we're just gonna

02:42:22.540 pin it on some people

02:42:23.260 and, yeah,

02:42:24.120 don't worry about it.

02:42:24.700 We'll take care of it.

02:42:26.540 Censor the,

02:42:27.040 oh, and the guns too.

02:42:27.820 We're working on getting

02:42:28.500 all the guns as well.

02:42:29.360 Yes, we are literally

02:42:30.420 implementing all of the planks

02:42:32.320 of communism

02:42:33.260 and central planning

02:42:34.380 one at a,

02:42:35.260 at the same time,

02:42:36.200 some of them actually,

02:42:36.840 not even one at a time,

02:42:37.880 like simultaneously

02:42:38.720 some of them are happening.

02:42:40.700 We're even stealing

02:42:41.420 the farmland and all.

02:42:42.400 Dude, we're doing

02:42:42.840 everything, China.

02:42:43.660 We're doing everything.

02:42:44.460 We're trying to catch up.

02:42:47.320 We're trying to be

02:42:48.020 a good vassal state here.

02:42:50.160 You need to help us

02:42:50.760 shut these guys up.

02:42:51.600 They're causing problems.

02:42:54.640 China can just have a MQ.

02:42:57.300 Oh, well, maybe.

02:42:58.160 Maybe we could.

02:42:58.740 Could you maybe do that?

02:43:00.580 Cindy Lee says,

02:43:01.180 I had to fire a diversity

02:43:02.180 hire today.

02:43:02.780 Followed me while I went

02:43:03.960 to get his walking papers.

02:43:05.340 Total intimidation tactic

02:43:06.240 but failed miserably.

02:43:07.120 Almost gave him

02:43:07.680 the old slashy slash.

02:43:08.920 Right in the neck!

02:43:10.960 Yeah.

02:43:13.420 Oh, I miss any other ones.

02:43:15.560 N-F-T-W-O-N-F-T-W-A.

02:43:18.760 N-F-T-W-A.

02:43:21.540 That's your name.

02:43:22.960 Says,

02:43:23.300 they call us racist

02:43:24.560 but when accused

02:43:25.220 of Chinese interference

02:43:25.940 they throw the Chinese

02:43:26.760 looking one to the wolves.

02:43:27.660 Yeah, it's just.

02:43:30.880 Dr.

02:43:31.280 Genstein says,

02:43:31.680 it's actually brilliant.

02:43:32.400 It took a decade.

02:43:33.040 I'm not sure

02:43:33.320 what he's talking about.

02:43:34.800 Michael says,

02:43:35.660 by the grace of the Most High

02:43:36.860 I will be the leader of Canada.

02:43:38.340 Our Lord Jesus

02:43:38.980 will become the might,

02:43:40.500 the priority in our country.

02:43:41.640 Thank you for standing

02:43:42.300 for us all.

02:43:42.920 I doubt that'll happen

02:43:43.960 but you never know.

02:43:44.880 Christ,

02:43:45.140 your things have happened.

02:43:45.840 So here's another reason,

02:43:50.800 you know,

02:43:51.340 like,

02:43:53.840 yeah,

02:43:54.060 I'll save that for the end

02:43:55.100 before I run out of shit.

02:43:57.300 I'm almost done.

02:43:57.900 It's almost over.

02:43:58.840 Relax.

02:43:59.340 We can leave soon.

02:44:00.320 Soon it's over.

02:44:01.060 It's almost done.

02:44:03.720 I mean,

02:44:04.520 you know,

02:44:04.980 the laughing stock continues.

02:44:05.960 This is literally,

02:44:06.740 like,

02:44:06.900 this is what they're doing.

02:44:07.660 National Security Council spokesman

02:44:10.920 John Kirby

02:44:11.660 says,

02:44:12.700 LGBTQ plus rights

02:44:14.160 are a core part

02:44:15.280 of our foreign policy.

02:44:17.780 Oh,

02:44:18.260 it is?

02:44:20.740 Really?

02:44:24.900 So,

02:44:25.740 all of the business

02:44:27.200 that you've been doing

02:44:28.180 with the Saudi Arabians

02:44:29.380 and the petrodollar

02:44:30.340 and,

02:44:34.580 I mean,

02:44:35.960 you know what they do

02:44:36.840 to gay people.

02:44:38.140 That part of the world,

02:44:39.160 right?

02:44:41.680 It's a core part.

02:44:43.080 Really?

02:44:44.380 Hmm.

02:44:46.820 See,

02:44:47.460 John,

02:44:48.120 my problem with this is

02:44:49.480 it really sounds like

02:44:50.940 you're taking

02:44:51.600 a very important position

02:44:53.120 of responsibility

02:44:53.980 and squandering it

02:44:56.820 on useless

02:44:58.040 political talking point,

02:44:59.540 you know,

02:44:59.960 bullshit.

02:45:01.860 Yeah.

02:45:02.340 Because these other people,

02:45:03.560 again,

02:45:03.680 they're literally laughing at you.

02:45:04.960 They're arming up.

02:45:05.740 They're positioning to fucking

02:45:06.760 take everybody down.

02:45:08.280 They're building

02:45:08.760 economic alliances,

02:45:10.420 you know,

02:45:10.780 the system outside

02:45:11.540 of the swift payment system

02:45:13.060 so your economic sanctions

02:45:14.560 don't even hurt them anymore.

02:45:15.740 Like,

02:45:15.900 you're running out of,

02:45:16.680 they're getting loose

02:45:17.760 and they're going to

02:45:18.580 take you down

02:45:19.260 and you're worried about,

02:45:21.900 you're the foreign policy

02:45:23.600 council spokesman

02:45:25.820 and

02:45:26.300 this is what

02:45:28.120 is on your mind

02:45:29.040 right now.

02:45:29.480 You're going to lose.

02:45:34.940 You're going to lose.

02:45:38.540 That's all that really

02:45:39.260 needs to be said.

02:45:43.160 And so are we.

02:45:47.520 Once again,

02:45:49.720 hmm,

02:45:52.020 NDP

02:45:52.460 pledged to make

02:45:53.880 Somali curriculum

02:45:55.260 if elected.

02:45:55.900 Hmm.

02:45:59.040 Oh,

02:45:59.600 look.

02:46:01.340 Another

02:46:01.820 obese

02:46:02.800 white

02:46:04.740 female liberal

02:46:05.620 at the head

02:46:07.120 of a terrible

02:46:07.800 idea.

02:46:09.760 Hmm.

02:46:13.320 Hmm.

02:46:15.680 Interesting.

02:46:17.300 Alberta NDP

02:46:17.920 is promising to create

02:46:18.920 a Somali curriculum

02:46:20.020 if elected.

02:46:21.460 Priorities,

02:46:22.140 guys.

02:46:22.320 You got to,

02:46:22.840 I mean,

02:46:23.380 hey,

02:46:23.820 Edmonton's going to be

02:46:24.860 Somalia pretty soon.

02:46:30.260 You're not being replaced,

02:46:31.640 but you are being replaced,

02:46:32.580 but you're not.

02:46:33.420 You are being replaced

02:46:34.560 if you like it,

02:46:35.300 but if you don't like it,

02:46:36.240 you're racist

02:46:36.660 and it's not happening.

02:46:37.720 Okay?

02:46:40.340 The reason they get away

02:46:41.680 with this shit

02:46:42.260 is because the conservatives

02:46:43.400 are incapable

02:46:44.600 of just standing

02:46:45.760 in the breach.

02:46:46.760 They can't handle

02:46:47.680 anything coming their way.

02:46:49.560 They won't have these,

02:46:50.600 or,

02:46:51.020 you know,

02:46:51.520 they're in on it.

02:46:52.320 They're either for it

02:46:53.480 and they're liberals

02:46:54.860 themselves.

02:46:55.860 Conservatives don't want

02:46:57.200 the,

02:46:58.220 you know,

02:46:59.840 importing a voting block

02:47:02.300 from a wildly different

02:47:03.300 part of the country.

02:47:04.040 Like,

02:47:04.220 we're trying to conserve

02:47:05.180 our country

02:47:05.780 and our culture

02:47:06.440 and who we are.

02:47:08.240 Somalia is not that.

02:47:10.940 And,

02:47:12.160 but,

02:47:12.580 you know,

02:47:12.940 people will say

02:47:14.000 that you're racist,

02:47:14.680 I guess.

02:47:14.980 So,

02:47:15.160 I guess leave it alone.

02:47:16.380 I guess,

02:47:16.800 mass migrate away.

02:47:18.880 It's on the CPC's platform.

02:47:20.220 They're all for it,

02:47:21.320 dude.

02:47:22.280 The sustainable development,

02:47:23.320 all of it,

02:47:23.780 man.

02:47:24.840 This isn't going to stop.

02:47:27.020 None of the important shit

02:47:28.120 is going to be addressed

02:47:28.840 at all.

02:47:30.920 Maybe they'll throw you a bone.

02:47:31.900 You can have some

02:47:32.220 duck hunting rifles back.

02:47:33.640 Yeah,

02:47:34.080 we got the libs out.

02:47:36.560 Oh,

02:47:36.880 did you open 9%

02:47:37.880 more oil rigs?

02:47:38.880 Yeah,

02:47:39.060 cool.

02:47:39.240 That was a good trade.

02:47:42.260 You got,

02:47:43.160 you know,

02:47:43.960 your high school's

02:47:44.640 all full of Somalians now,

02:47:45.720 moment.

02:47:48.080 Interesting.

02:47:49.680 NDP education critic,

02:47:52.120 Sarah Hoffman,

02:47:54.180 challenged her United

02:47:56.260 Conservative Party

02:47:57.080 government counterpart

02:47:57.900 during question period

02:47:58.800 on Monday,

02:47:59.340 saying the government

02:47:59.880 hasn't prioritized

02:48:01.140 supporting youth

02:48:01.840 learning in Alberta

02:48:02.940 schools.

02:48:03.600 Well,

02:48:03.780 why is that?

02:48:04.620 She says,

02:48:04.940 given that we're in the NDP

02:48:05.840 and committed to making sure

02:48:06.740 that all students in Alberta

02:48:08.060 have the tools they need

02:48:08.920 to be supported,

02:48:09.540 why didn't the current

02:48:11.860 education minister

02:48:12.400 or anyone in the UCP

02:48:13.000 make this priority?

02:48:14.220 They've had four years.

02:48:19.320 In a response to video

02:48:20.440 circulating online,

02:48:21.120 one Twitter user

02:48:21.760 asked Hoffman to explain

02:48:22.880 what a Somali curriculum is.

02:48:25.680 The leader said,

02:48:26.740 it's a chance to learn

02:48:28.080 language and culture

02:48:29.040 of Somalia,

02:48:30.440 just like many other languages

02:48:31.940 we offer in Alberta schools.

02:48:34.440 No,

02:48:35.200 there's no time for that.

02:48:37.700 To learn a language

02:48:38.720 and a culture

02:48:39.460 takes a long time

02:48:40.800 and the priority

02:48:41.920 should be on ours

02:48:43.420 because this is where we live.

02:48:45.040 This is Canada.

02:48:45.820 We should focus on

02:48:46.480 Canadian culture

02:48:47.220 and language of priorities.

02:48:48.340 So,

02:48:48.600 French is,

02:48:49.620 even arguably in Alberta,

02:48:51.160 I mean,

02:48:51.760 that's,

02:48:52.200 I don't know about that.

02:48:54.020 German and Spanish,

02:48:55.100 there's no,

02:48:55.520 listen,

02:48:55.840 there's literally no reason

02:48:57.360 to be teaching those languages

02:48:58.540 at all

02:48:58.980 because we speak English

02:49:00.900 in Canada primarily

02:49:02.020 and French for some reason

02:49:03.460 has been made mandatory

02:49:04.940 everywhere

02:49:05.500 because the French

02:49:06.120 are very self-conscious

02:49:07.020 and they don't like,

02:49:07.740 they need other,

02:49:09.580 they need more people

02:49:10.380 speaking French

02:49:11.100 or they need to see

02:49:11.760 French things

02:49:12.360 or they get very,

02:49:13.240 very afraid.

02:49:14.560 They get very upset.

02:49:17.300 They worry that their

02:49:18.280 equalization payments

02:49:19.140 from Alberta

02:49:19.600 are going to cut off

02:49:20.540 and they're not going to be able

02:49:21.100 to pay their bills in Quebec

02:49:22.000 even though Alberta

02:49:23.480 literally pays Quebec's bills

02:49:24.720 and then has to teach

02:49:27.020 their children French

02:49:27.980 for some reason.

02:49:29.640 Anyway,

02:49:30.640 so I don't know.

02:49:33.020 German and Spanish

02:49:33.900 is definitely not required

02:49:35.560 so Somalian,

02:49:36.800 no,

02:49:37.600 Somali,

02:49:38.640 it's a chance to learn

02:49:39.560 how I have,

02:49:40.160 it's like a culture

02:49:40.880 of Somali,

02:49:41.660 no,

02:49:42.520 no.

02:49:43.420 She did not comment

02:49:44.260 on whether teaching

02:49:44.960 Somali culture

02:49:45.620 would extend to teaching

02:49:46.340 the nation's views

02:49:46.860 on LGBTQ rights.

02:49:47.960 I'll tell you right now,

02:49:48.560 they practice female

02:49:49.200 genital mutilation.

02:49:53.040 So there's that.

02:49:54.000 Did you know that?

02:49:55.200 See,

02:49:55.540 this,

02:49:55.780 this,

02:49:56.220 this is a,

02:49:56.980 this is again,

02:49:57.880 this is the representation

02:49:58.840 again of this is what

02:49:59.980 you got in Edmonton.

02:50:01.060 Fat,

02:50:01.980 lazy,

02:50:02.780 entitled,

02:50:04.060 ignorant,

02:50:04.980 naive,

02:50:07.740 feminine energy losers.

02:50:11.840 This woman doesn't know

02:50:12.980 anything about Somalia.

02:50:15.360 They see an opportunity

02:50:16.720 to virtue signal.

02:50:17.760 They use empathy

02:50:19.920 as a weapon.

02:50:21.000 So what they'll do

02:50:21.600 is they'll set up

02:50:22.160 a situation

02:50:22.760 where they're trying

02:50:24.040 to import a policy

02:50:25.000 and it's like,

02:50:25.600 because they're,

02:50:26.120 because it's empathy,

02:50:27.100 because we're trying

02:50:27.480 to help someone.

02:50:28.800 Always,

02:50:29.360 it's always what it is.

02:50:30.540 And if you oppose them,

02:50:31.840 if you say,

02:50:32.340 this is a bad idea,

02:50:33.340 that just means

02:50:34.140 you don't want to help

02:50:35.100 these people

02:50:35.620 and you're awful.

02:50:36.660 You're so awful.

02:50:38.300 Why don't you want to,

02:50:39.880 and,

02:50:40.440 and these,

02:50:40.960 these,

02:50:41.300 these fake,

02:50:42.060 these losers,

02:50:42.660 they let them frame it

02:50:43.640 this way.

02:50:44.600 And they acquiesce to this

02:50:45.880 and they kneel

02:50:46.460 and they bend

02:50:47.000 and they go,

02:50:47.600 okay,

02:50:47.940 I didn't mean it.

02:50:49.740 That's awful.

02:50:50.600 You don't even care

02:50:51.280 about these people.

02:50:52.040 No,

02:50:52.260 I don't care.

02:50:52.920 I care about the citizens

02:50:53.860 of our country

02:50:54.480 first and foremost

02:50:55.340 and they do not need

02:50:56.120 to be having Somalian

02:50:57.520 curriculums in their country.

02:50:58.860 If,

02:50:59.080 if they do not speak,

02:50:59.860 why did you come to Canada

02:51:00.860 if you don't speak English?

02:51:02.760 For starters,

02:51:03.560 you know,

02:51:03.860 oh,

02:51:04.160 well,

02:51:04.300 the refugees,

02:51:04.880 well,

02:51:05.000 then they should be

02:51:05.440 in refugee programs

02:51:06.400 to teach them

02:51:06.920 how to fucking speak

02:51:08.060 the language

02:51:08.520 and operate in our country.

02:51:10.800 Can they read

02:51:11.540 and write either?

02:51:12.300 I don't know,

02:51:12.800 but it's not,

02:51:13.760 let's take time

02:51:15.880 out of our curriculum.

02:51:17.040 We need to put this

02:51:17.660 in the fucking curriculum.

02:51:19.840 What a,

02:51:20.520 what a waste of time.

02:51:26.100 There's a lot of other

02:51:27.020 bigger things.

02:51:27.640 Oh,

02:51:27.860 right.

02:51:28.080 Oh,

02:51:28.340 so,

02:51:28.600 so you had a question?

02:51:29.900 Oh,

02:51:30.020 nevermind.

02:51:30.380 He dropped dead

02:51:30.900 of a sudden coincidence

02:51:31.880 since we're talking

02:51:33.580 about things

02:51:34.020 that don't matter.

02:51:36.900 So,

02:51:37.360 I mean,

02:51:38.020 judging by her

02:51:39.360 physical presentation,

02:51:40.360 I wouldn't worry

02:51:40.980 about this person

02:51:41.560 too long.

02:51:42.080 I think they'll,

02:51:42.580 that'll,

02:51:42.880 that'll,

02:51:43.160 that's a problem

02:51:43.580 that'll sort of

02:51:44.080 take itself out.

02:51:47.580 That's so mean.

02:51:48.600 I don't care

02:51:49.180 that it's mean.

02:51:50.000 It deserves to be,

02:51:50.960 you,

02:51:52.060 that's grotesque.

02:51:53.140 You are grotesquely obese.

02:51:54.600 This is morbidly obese.

02:51:56.020 This is incredibly unhealthy.

02:51:57.680 This is a terrible

02:51:58.420 fucking example

02:51:59.140 to set for people

02:51:59.960 and young kids especially

02:52:01.340 should not see this

02:52:02.420 and think that this is okay

02:52:03.480 because it's not okay.

02:52:04.920 This is not okay

02:52:05.700 to look like this.

02:52:06.800 It's very unhealthy.

02:52:07.900 It's a massive drain

02:52:08.860 on our healthcare resources

02:52:09.840 that we don't have enough of.

02:52:11.540 The number one reasons

02:52:12.380 why people are admitted

02:52:13.140 to hospital,

02:52:13.800 what they're taking up

02:52:14.460 resources for,

02:52:15.440 are self-inflicted injuries

02:52:16.640 and problems like heart disease

02:52:17.740 as a result of being

02:52:18.880 a big,

02:52:19.280 fat,

02:52:19.520 obese,

02:52:19.900 lazy person

02:52:20.600 that have no discipline.

02:52:25.800 And you,

02:52:26.100 and they,

02:52:26.400 like,

02:52:26.700 I'm sorry,

02:52:27.560 you just,

02:52:29.080 what,

02:52:31.040 what's the argument here?

02:52:32.540 I'm wrong

02:52:33.260 because actually being obese

02:52:34.900 is healthy?

02:52:35.540 No,

02:52:35.760 it's not.

02:52:36.700 You're just wrong.

02:52:38.420 And you've gotten lazy

02:52:39.780 and you're just,

02:52:40.540 we're just accepting this now.

02:52:42.140 And you say,

02:52:42.500 oh,

02:52:42.600 don't say anything about that.

02:52:43.360 That's fat shaming.

02:52:44.540 Are you sure?

02:52:45.920 Are you worried about fat shaming?

02:52:47.440 Or are you trying to make me

02:52:48.340 shut up

02:52:48.940 and stop defending

02:52:50.840 the health and integrity

02:52:51.980 of the people of our nation?

02:52:53.600 Is that what it is?

02:52:55.040 Because you'd think

02:52:55.640 you would also want people

02:52:56.880 to not be obese

02:52:57.760 and sick

02:52:58.260 and dying

02:52:58.760 and so on

02:52:59.340 and all full of pills.

02:53:00.100 Because I don't want that.

02:53:01.240 And I try to make it a point

02:53:02.500 to remind people

02:53:03.220 that this is totally not okay

02:53:04.340 and we need to fucking

02:53:04.940 fix this immediately.

02:53:05.740 And you're like,

02:53:07.200 no,

02:53:07.500 no,

02:53:07.740 shut up.

02:53:08.140 Never talk about this.

02:53:09.040 Let them be,

02:53:09.480 give them more fat,

02:53:10.660 make them fatter.

02:53:12.460 Body positivity.

02:53:14.420 Tell them it's okay.

02:53:15.500 Tell them it's good.

02:53:16.780 We should celebrate

02:53:18.100 dying.

02:53:19.740 We should celebrate

02:53:20.440 and there it is.

02:53:22.700 It's the death cult again.

02:53:24.880 They love death.

02:53:25.960 Anything that brings you

02:53:27.060 closer to ruin,

02:53:28.140 they're all about it.

02:53:29.200 Self-destruction,

02:53:30.640 you know,

02:53:30.880 degenerate behavior.

02:53:31.940 They're all,

02:53:32.240 oh,

02:53:32.580 they can never have

02:53:33.180 enough abortions,

02:53:34.040 you know.

02:53:36.100 Oh,

02:53:36.460 we're Slava.

02:53:37.420 We got to fight this war.

02:53:38.400 We got to get more people

02:53:39.120 dead in these wars.

02:53:40.160 Everything they do,

02:53:40.880 everything they push

02:53:41.400 and support is like,

02:53:42.140 someone's getting hurt

02:53:43.020 from this,

02:53:43.500 aren't they?

02:53:43.900 Yeah.

02:53:44.960 Yeah.

02:53:46.920 We got to have

02:53:48.060 as much transgender education

02:53:49.840 for children as possible

02:53:51.120 so we can mold

02:53:52.340 and,

02:53:52.680 you know,

02:53:53.740 shape these very young,

02:53:55.820 malleable,

02:53:56.380 soft,

02:53:56.800 empty heads

02:53:57.340 that don't have any ideas

02:53:58.320 of them.

02:53:58.480 Here's the thing.

02:53:59.080 No matter what,

02:54:03.580 someone is going to give

02:54:06.180 young people ideas.

02:54:08.580 They are going to learn

02:54:10.080 a worldview

02:54:11.060 somewhere

02:54:12.240 from somebody

02:54:13.720 because they don't,

02:54:14.700 they don't get born with one.

02:54:16.580 They don't just have one.

02:54:18.600 You have to develop,

02:54:20.060 you have to go

02:54:20.740 and experience,

02:54:21.460 you have to talk to people,

02:54:22.420 you have to read things,

02:54:23.260 you have to do,

02:54:23.680 it's a lot of work.

02:54:24.900 There's a lot going on.

02:54:25.940 It literally,

02:54:26.300 it takes years

02:54:26.860 to understand

02:54:27.440 what the fuck is,

02:54:28.000 like,

02:54:29.220 people used to go

02:54:29.920 to universities and stuff

02:54:30.860 to get educated

02:54:31.520 and now it's become

02:54:32.260 a brainwashing program

02:54:33.240 instead.

02:54:34.740 It's just,

02:54:35.220 give us the money,

02:54:35.880 we give you this

02:54:36.280 bullshit certificate

02:54:37.000 that's worthless

02:54:37.540 and we make a,

02:54:38.240 you know,

02:54:38.560 a ton of cash.

02:54:40.320 That's why our

02:54:40.880 admittance standards

02:54:41.660 are in the toilet now.

02:54:42.940 We used to only take

02:54:43.520 the best and brightest,

02:54:44.300 now we take whoever's

02:54:44.980 got the money to pay us

02:54:45.740 for a corrupt

02:54:46.180 fucking garbage.

02:54:54.860 Oh.

02:54:56.860 This is what's in charge,

02:55:02.060 guys.

02:55:06.800 It's about health

02:55:08.100 and again,

02:55:08.800 that whole thing.

02:55:11.000 I'm just following up.

02:55:12.020 We had to lock

02:55:12.760 the country down,

02:55:13.480 destroy the economy

02:55:14.260 and attack people's lives

02:55:15.260 because it was about health.

02:55:17.040 I didn't realize

02:55:18.000 health was the number

02:55:19.000 one priority in Canada

02:55:20.080 so therefore,

02:55:20.900 I mean,

02:55:21.200 we better really get

02:55:22.140 healthy then,

02:55:22.700 huh?

02:55:23.760 Obviously,

02:55:24.320 this can't,

02:55:24.860 this can't go on.

02:55:26.860 How many people

02:55:33.540 do you think

02:55:33.860 die every year

02:55:34.600 on wait lists

02:55:35.960 for surgeries

02:55:36.600 and doctors

02:55:37.100 and so on

02:55:37.720 that would have

02:55:39.360 otherwise been

02:55:40.180 treated,

02:55:40.980 saved,

02:55:41.420 and looked after

02:55:42.280 if there wasn't

02:55:43.380 a mile-long

02:55:44.340 wait list

02:55:44.940 and lineup

02:55:45.420 of people

02:55:46.220 that look like this

02:55:47.220 that are taking up

02:55:48.200 healthcare resources

02:55:48.960 because they have

02:55:49.940 no discipline,

02:55:50.940 can't take care

02:55:51.560 of themselves,

02:55:52.020 and have all kinds

02:55:52.840 of health problems?

02:55:56.960 Are you saying

02:55:57.880 they're implicated

02:55:58.760 in the deaths

02:55:59.480 of people?

02:55:59.880 Yeah,

02:56:00.140 I am,

02:56:00.460 kind of,

02:56:00.760 actually,

02:56:01.060 yes.

02:56:03.700 Because if,

02:56:05.620 what about

02:56:06.240 chain smokers?

02:56:08.400 Do you feel bad?

02:56:09.360 Do you have sympathy

02:56:09.900 for,

02:56:10.280 you know,

02:56:11.080 if someone

02:56:11.720 gets lung cancer

02:56:13.700 and they were,

02:56:14.720 you know,

02:56:14.940 smoking chain,

02:56:15.660 they'd go,

02:56:16.020 well,

02:56:16.280 you know,

02:56:16.580 they were smoking

02:56:17.160 and you don't

02:56:20.780 mind saying,

02:56:21.400 well,

02:56:21.480 they should be

02:56:21.840 further down the line

02:56:23.480 in the line

02:56:24.300 for lung transplants

02:56:25.860 and so on

02:56:26.480 because they did it

02:56:27.660 to themselves.

02:56:28.300 Does that make sense?

02:56:29.180 Doesn't it make sense

02:56:29.740 to put someone

02:56:30.380 like that,

02:56:31.360 a career-heavy,

02:56:32.240 you know,

02:56:32.980 smokes three packs a day

02:56:34.160 cigarette smoker

02:56:34.900 at the bottom of the list

02:56:36.000 for lung transplants

02:56:36.760 over,

02:56:37.180 you know,

02:56:37.380 a 19-year-old kid

02:56:38.460 with some kind of disease

02:56:39.400 or something,

02:56:39.820 right?

02:56:40.100 Doesn't that make sense?

02:56:41.200 Why?

02:56:41.720 Because they,

02:56:42.340 I mean,

02:56:42.740 they're not even

02:56:43.240 fucking trying.

02:56:44.440 This person's not even

02:56:45.220 trying to get healthy.

02:56:46.680 They're literally

02:56:47.280 trying to die.

02:56:50.020 I'd be like,

02:56:50.680 you did it to yourself,

02:56:51.720 you know,

02:56:52.020 you're lucky we're even

02:56:52.700 putting you on the list

02:56:53.300 at all.

02:56:55.480 But this we're supposed

02:56:56.760 to tolerate.

02:56:57.520 This is fine.

02:56:59.420 They are encouraging

02:57:00.900 you to die.

02:57:03.220 It's body positivity.

02:57:04.660 They want you to die.

02:57:05.840 They want you to be

02:57:06.340 sick and miserable

02:57:07.160 and dead

02:57:07.860 and weak

02:57:08.600 and pathetic.

02:57:10.840 Why do you,

02:57:11.280 oh,

02:57:11.560 look at all these

02:57:12.420 big,

02:57:13.200 fat,

02:57:13.740 disgusting,

02:57:14.420 like what the,

02:57:14.980 these are not

02:57:19.440 role models.

02:57:19.900 I mean,

02:57:20.260 we have kids,

02:57:21.160 we have to,

02:57:21.600 we have to leave them

02:57:22.600 a something.

02:57:23.220 We have to teach them

02:57:23.960 something and this is,

02:57:25.340 this is not okay,

02:57:26.400 man.

02:57:26.720 This is,

02:57:27.100 we've fallen apart.

02:57:28.260 This is,

02:57:28.660 it didn't used to be like this.

02:57:30.400 Not very long ago.

02:57:31.580 Very,

02:57:31.980 very recently,

02:57:33.180 things were not

02:57:34.520 this fucked up.

02:57:35.940 Things have gotten

02:57:36.800 escalated to

02:57:38.760 a wild degree

02:57:40.460 in just,

02:57:42.800 oh,

02:57:43.520 the last

02:57:43.920 10 years,

02:57:45.420 I would say,

02:57:46.160 have been an

02:57:46.880 absolute nightmare

02:57:48.340 and the last three

02:57:49.320 have been crazy

02:57:50.500 and they act like

02:57:53.740 it's always been this way.

02:57:54.820 This is just the new normal.

02:57:55.880 No,

02:57:56.160 it's not.

02:57:56.800 You're not going to let,

02:57:57.500 I am not going to just

02:57:58.260 forget that.

02:57:59.240 I'm not going to forget

02:57:59.880 these things.

02:58:00.420 I'm not going to forget

02:58:00.880 where I came from.

02:58:01.920 I'm not going to forget

02:58:02.620 the world that I inherited

02:58:03.940 and I'm not going to stop

02:58:05.080 appreciating it

02:58:05.980 and fighting for it

02:58:07.020 because I know

02:58:07.580 what it took to build it.

02:58:08.760 I know what it took

02:58:09.420 to maintain it.

02:58:10.460 I read the books.

02:58:11.240 I saw the pictures.

02:58:12.200 I heard the fucking stories.

02:58:13.660 I know what's at stake.

02:58:14.760 I know how much it cost.

02:58:16.700 It's worth preserving

02:58:17.760 and it's worth fighting for

02:58:18.780 and my children deserve it

02:58:19.920 as much as I did

02:58:21.320 and the ones,

02:58:22.080 and my parents

02:58:22.660 and so on.

02:58:25.240 So if you think

02:58:25.600 you're going to fucking

02:58:26.220 shame me with words

02:58:28.000 and make me not kick the,

02:58:29.940 I'm not going to stand

02:58:30.960 in the breach.

02:58:31.520 I'm not going to go fight.

02:58:32.860 Oh,

02:58:33.440 they might call me names.

02:58:35.180 I don't want to,

02:58:35.680 oh my God.

02:58:38.760 Way, way, way, way, way

02:58:40.300 back in the line,

02:58:41.980 you know,

02:58:42.260 many, many, many of us

02:58:43.740 if you're from Northern Europe

02:58:44.960 are descendants of people

02:58:47.800 like the Lothbrook family.

02:58:51.320 Like that's,

02:58:52.200 you're genetically related to,

02:58:54.400 you know,

02:58:55.140 and we've been reduced to this.

02:58:57.800 I'm not saying everybody's

02:58:59.080 just going some kind

02:58:59.740 of barbarian rampage,

02:59:01.820 but we are genetically

02:59:03.920 the same people.

02:59:04.980 Like what happened?

02:59:08.300 Just completely

02:59:09.340 cocked over.

02:59:10.060 It's like the only people

02:59:11.480 allowed to be in power

02:59:12.720 in Western politics now

02:59:15.700 that's allowed to have

02:59:17.240 any kind of,

02:59:17.820 that isn't viciously

02:59:18.740 attacked immediately

02:59:19.560 are women

02:59:22.700 and emasculated,

02:59:26.880 effeminate,

02:59:27.740 harmless men.

02:59:29.260 That's it.

02:59:29.920 Even the women,

02:59:34.080 if they're too aggressive,

02:59:34.920 they'll fucking come after them.

02:59:37.080 Only soft,

02:59:38.580 effeminate,

02:59:39.660 harmless people

02:59:40.620 are allowed to be in charge

02:59:42.260 and that's who we have

02:59:42.980 across the board.

02:59:43.960 Look who was running

02:59:44.620 the police

02:59:45.220 and you,

02:59:46.460 and people are like,

02:59:47.860 why won't the police

02:59:48.680 do anything?

02:59:49.200 Look who is in charge.

02:59:51.500 Leadership attitudes

02:59:52.340 and cultures of organizations

02:59:53.540 come from the top down

02:59:54.780 and it's,

02:59:57.180 is it no surprise

02:59:58.000 that nobody gives a shit

02:59:59.180 and they're all just

02:59:59.580 showing up for a paycheck?

03:00:00.400 I mean,

03:00:00.540 look who the fuck

03:00:01.100 was just in charge

03:00:01.740 of this place.

03:00:03.160 Look who's in charge

03:00:03.960 of everything.

03:00:06.120 People are afraid.

03:00:07.080 A friend of mine

03:00:07.680 got fired from his job

03:00:08.860 recently

03:00:09.260 because he threw

03:00:11.100 a paper cup.

03:00:12.420 He threw a paper cup

03:00:13.640 because he was frustrated

03:00:15.300 because he couldn't

03:00:16.200 get a break

03:00:16.800 because he'd been working

03:00:18.300 for nine straight hours

03:00:19.440 and there's a bunch

03:00:20.720 of idiot kids

03:00:21.480 working there

03:00:22.060 and they're not doing

03:00:22.800 what they're doing.

03:00:23.020 He's cleaning up

03:00:23.800 after them doing this stuff.

03:00:24.380 So he gets frustrated

03:00:25.360 and fucking throws it.

03:00:26.460 Well,

03:00:26.620 they felt very threatened

03:00:27.640 and intimidated

03:00:28.820 and it was violence.

03:00:30.500 So he had to have counseling

03:00:31.720 and he was like,

03:00:32.360 this is crazy

03:00:33.020 and they fired him.

03:00:33.800 So they fired him.

03:00:35.560 And guess who worked there?

03:00:39.480 Effeminate,

03:00:40.480 you know,

03:00:42.020 very,

03:00:42.600 oh,

03:00:43.300 it's so scary,

03:00:44.280 it's scary,

03:00:44.940 I need to have counseling.

03:00:46.040 You throw an empty paper cup

03:00:47.300 and you need counseling

03:00:48.180 because you don't feel safe

03:00:49.620 in your work environment.

03:00:54.380 man,

03:00:56.160 alive.

03:00:57.160 Where are we?

03:01:02.040 Now,

03:01:02.460 this guy

03:01:02.940 is right about some things.

03:01:07.120 He's got this one correct

03:01:08.000 before I get the...

03:01:11.660 Oh,

03:01:12.100 oh no,

03:01:13.160 I almost lost my page.

03:01:15.840 Oh,

03:01:16.240 let me just catch up on these.

03:01:17.760 I think I got that one.

03:01:19.060 Dr.

03:01:19.460 Jen Stice says,

03:01:19.920 give Morgan love and time.

03:01:21.020 Enjoy your weekend,

03:01:21.700 sir.

03:01:21.900 Thank you.

03:01:22.320 She's actually with her family

03:01:23.340 this weekend.

03:01:24.800 She's down...

03:01:25.860 Oh no,

03:01:26.520 I doxed her.

03:01:27.180 Now they're going to know.

03:01:32.080 You know?

03:01:32.700 Okay,

03:01:33.020 what was I talking about?

03:01:34.200 I got all that done.

03:01:35.340 So this guy,

03:01:35.920 he's not wrong,

03:01:36.800 you know.

03:01:37.900 Old Prime Minister Harper

03:01:39.000 touts the impact

03:01:39.720 of a foreign party

03:01:40.400 and he says that

03:01:41.060 the country

03:01:43.260 is badly

03:01:44.200 in need of a conservative

03:01:45.540 renaissance

03:01:46.060 at the national level.

03:01:47.100 I would agree.

03:01:53.580 He said,

03:01:54.380 modern conservative party

03:01:55.500 was built from populism

03:01:56.660 in western Canada,

03:01:58.100 a sense of nationalism

03:01:59.080 in Quebec

03:01:59.540 and the Ontario Tories.

03:02:01.560 Liberal media is imprecise

03:02:02.580 and often negative

03:02:03.140 when referring to populism

03:02:03.980 blaming any election

03:02:04.700 they don't like on it.

03:02:05.780 But its original intention

03:02:06.700 is to represent

03:02:07.280 the broad interests

03:02:08.020 of the great mass

03:02:09.240 of local people.

03:02:10.000 So populism.

03:02:11.640 That's not what we're getting.

03:02:13.800 You're getting globalism now.

03:02:15.780 Populism is dead, Steve.

03:02:17.640 You should ask your boy

03:02:18.820 you endorsed.

03:02:22.940 The global agenda

03:02:24.160 is what we're going

03:02:24.880 to carry out

03:02:25.520 and you're going

03:02:25.940 to get on board

03:02:26.580 or we're going

03:02:27.060 to call you names.

03:02:28.320 And we know

03:02:28.780 that that is basically

03:02:29.780 that's death row

03:02:32.040 for conservatives.

03:02:32.880 You can't handle that.

03:02:34.200 That's too crazy.

03:02:35.160 That's too messed up.

03:02:35.920 And of course,

03:02:36.920 the great,

03:02:39.460 the savior

03:02:39.960 meets with

03:02:41.960 well,

03:02:44.780 American criminal

03:02:46.320 terrorist

03:02:47.140 state sponsor

03:02:49.180 of terrorism

03:02:51.340 and they discuss

03:02:53.980 the vaccine mandate

03:02:54.980 which they're both

03:02:55.800 all for.

03:02:57.260 All of the things

03:02:58.020 that this psychotic,

03:02:59.380 this train wreck is,

03:03:00.560 we're going to smile

03:03:01.480 and shake hands

03:03:02.220 with this massive,

03:03:04.700 massive piece of shit.

03:03:05.600 Well, we've got to be good.

03:03:09.640 Yeah, no,

03:03:10.140 it's more important

03:03:10.880 to suck up

03:03:11.640 to a more powerful country

03:03:12.800 than have any principles.

03:03:14.560 Right?

03:03:14.860 Why would you want that?

03:03:15.680 You want to rub shoulders

03:03:17.920 with shitty people

03:03:18.760 that don't care

03:03:19.760 about anything real

03:03:20.880 or important?

03:03:21.520 That's definitely

03:03:22.040 the road to success.

03:03:25.160 I discussed

03:03:25.980 foreign interference

03:03:26.860 and blah, blah, blah.

03:03:27.320 I don't care

03:03:28.100 what you say.

03:03:29.180 They discussed.

03:03:30.400 All I care about

03:03:31.200 is that you have

03:03:31.740 no problems

03:03:32.400 visibly,

03:03:34.860 publicly supporting

03:03:35.600 this man.

03:03:36.160 Didn't you call me,

03:03:38.140 I'm sorry,

03:03:39.080 Milhouse,

03:03:39.460 didn't you call me

03:03:40.040 an odious dirt bag?

03:03:44.160 Yeah.

03:03:44.440 And basically inferred

03:03:46.640 that I shouldn't even

03:03:47.180 be in the country.

03:03:48.720 I mean,

03:03:48.900 you did say that

03:03:49.420 about Christine Anderson

03:03:50.340 and all of her views

03:03:51.280 and violence.

03:03:51.900 Well, I share a lot

03:03:52.640 of her views.

03:03:53.160 He said she probably

03:03:53.820 shouldn't even come

03:03:54.280 to the country at all,

03:03:54.940 so I guess that means

03:03:55.500 I shouldn't be here either

03:03:57.500 because I'm so terrible.

03:03:59.300 I'm so terrible.

03:04:00.300 But he will, however,

03:04:01.580 stand and shake hands

03:04:02.400 with a literal terrorist

03:04:03.640 of the administration

03:04:08.700 of the United States

03:04:09.580 which has been

03:04:10.180 killing people illegally

03:04:11.200 for 20 years,

03:04:12.560 at least,

03:04:13.020 longer than that.

03:04:14.440 All the whole Slava thing,

03:04:22.380 Iraq, Libya, Afghanistan,

03:04:23.640 all of that,

03:04:24.240 it's all bullshit,

03:04:25.140 it's all corruption,

03:04:27.160 crime, family,

03:04:29.040 the laptop,

03:04:29.820 the whole thing.

03:04:30.200 Yeah, he doesn't care

03:04:30.980 about any,

03:04:31.380 none of this phase in.

03:04:32.640 I'm too wretched

03:04:33.960 to publicly support,

03:04:37.020 but he will support

03:04:38.680 this guy.

03:04:41.000 And why?

03:04:41.740 Because he's better than me?

03:04:43.680 No.

03:04:44.260 But because he's powerful

03:04:45.340 and because this guy

03:04:46.600 on the left here is a cuck,

03:04:48.400 he's just,

03:04:49.120 this is what it looks like,

03:04:50.300 he's just get there

03:04:51.040 for the rub

03:04:51.540 and to kiss ass.

03:04:52.840 That's it.

03:04:54.040 He's a fucking pushover

03:04:55.160 and a loser.

03:04:56.460 He's not even going to win.

03:04:57.900 The last poll said,

03:04:58.840 oh, they're tied,

03:04:59.540 the election's going to be tied,

03:05:00.620 it's going to be so close.

03:05:01.360 Yeah, yeah,

03:05:02.040 they're not going to win.

03:05:02.660 Even if they did,

03:05:05.100 it wouldn't make any difference.

03:05:07.560 A mess.

03:05:08.520 This fucking place.

03:05:10.060 All right.

03:05:11.640 So,

03:05:12.000 so that,

03:05:12.560 that they're in line,

03:05:13.380 there's the problem.

03:05:14.660 We have an ineffective

03:05:15.980 resistance.

03:05:21.260 Now,

03:05:22.060 people see what's going on

03:05:25.660 and it's affecting

03:05:26.880 more and more of them every day.

03:05:27.880 It affected a lot of people

03:05:28.860 with the COVID stuff,

03:05:29.640 obviously.

03:05:30.600 There's a lot of people

03:05:31.740 that have had

03:05:32.280 very,

03:05:33.140 very disastrous consequences

03:05:34.640 as a result of that,

03:05:35.860 which is,

03:05:36.440 you know,

03:05:37.780 they're not,

03:05:38.200 it's not the situation

03:05:39.460 where I mentioned earlier

03:05:40.160 where somebody hears a noise

03:05:41.340 and, oh,

03:05:41.660 what was that?

03:05:42.140 This is like a fucking truck

03:05:43.640 crashing through your living room,

03:05:45.300 you know,

03:05:45.720 when your teenage son dies.

03:05:49.600 Okay?

03:05:50.420 These are,

03:05:51.020 these are life-changing consequences

03:05:52.820 that create an enemy for life

03:05:54.620 and you've done that

03:05:55.500 to the tune of,

03:05:56.140 God knows how many

03:05:57.020 hundreds of thousands of people

03:05:58.040 just in North America.

03:06:00.820 And they have families

03:06:01.840 and they have friends

03:06:02.580 and so on

03:06:03.100 and that's just,

03:06:03.820 that's the tip of the iceberg.

03:06:07.820 They all,

03:06:08.460 people are noticing

03:06:09.560 and they're noticing

03:06:11.480 that there's a struggle happening.

03:06:13.700 There's a lot of people

03:06:14.880 coming online recently

03:06:17.260 and you ask,

03:06:17.780 like,

03:06:17.900 well,

03:06:18.060 when did you start paying attention?

03:06:19.280 Oh,

03:06:19.520 yeah,

03:06:19.640 the convoy,

03:06:20.360 it was either COVID

03:06:21.240 or the convoy.

03:06:21.940 It's like 99% of people

03:06:23.160 on the internet now.

03:06:24.440 Mine was like 9-11.

03:06:27.000 You know,

03:06:27.540 mine was a long time.

03:06:28.580 I've been watching this shit

03:06:29.200 for a long time

03:06:30.120 and the average person

03:06:32.440 is just kind of

03:06:33.060 just waking up

03:06:33.820 and like,

03:06:34.480 what's going on out there?

03:06:36.380 What's happening?

03:06:38.420 Oh,

03:06:38.820 we've got to get the lips out.

03:06:40.180 I'm like,

03:06:40.360 well,

03:06:40.500 I've been here for quite a while

03:06:41.800 and I'm just going to let you know,

03:06:45.480 you know,

03:06:45.860 these people here

03:06:47.620 are pretending,

03:06:49.200 they're pretending,

03:06:50.480 they're masquerading

03:06:51.480 to be on your side

03:06:53.340 to push your interests.

03:06:57.280 Now,

03:06:57.480 they're only going to do that

03:06:58.560 to a limited degree

03:07:00.140 that you believe them

03:07:01.540 so that you buy into the lie

03:07:03.420 and you support them.

03:07:05.820 We're actually under

03:07:06.840 what's basically

03:07:07.640 a global communist system

03:07:09.080 that is increasing

03:07:10.340 in strength and power

03:07:11.260 by the hour and day

03:07:12.200 and,

03:07:13.740 you know,

03:07:14.500 from their own writings

03:07:15.340 they say that the best way

03:07:16.480 to defeat the opposition

03:07:18.640 is to lead it.

03:07:20.080 I think it was Vladimir Lenin

03:07:20.980 said that.

03:07:23.140 So they're actually,

03:07:24.060 you know,

03:07:24.580 calling everybody

03:07:25.620 controlled opposition

03:07:26.540 and psyops and feds

03:07:27.620 and blah, blah, blah.

03:07:28.220 The actual controlled opposition

03:07:29.860 in this country

03:07:30.520 is the official

03:07:31.480 established opposition.

03:07:32.660 They're not real opposition.

03:07:34.300 They're actually,

03:07:35.140 you know,

03:07:35.400 just like the other guys

03:07:36.540 are pretending to oppose.

03:07:39.700 They're just there

03:07:40.440 to lead you,

03:07:41.080 you know,

03:07:41.380 to make sure

03:07:41.940 everybody goes with the program.

03:07:43.620 That's what's actually happening.

03:07:45.340 And that's what's been happening

03:07:46.200 for a long time.

03:07:46.860 All these disagreements,

03:07:47.760 these are just surface level.

03:07:49.300 It's just,

03:07:49.560 they're just,

03:07:50.020 it's like pro wrestling.

03:07:50.860 They're fighting over

03:07:51.460 their turn at the pig trough.

03:07:53.820 You know,

03:07:54.080 that's,

03:07:54.380 that's,

03:07:55.560 okay.

03:07:58.740 Now,

03:07:59.200 people are watching this

03:08:00.340 and notice,

03:08:01.300 and as I mentioned

03:08:02.680 in a previous episode,

03:08:04.860 think of it like a supermarket

03:08:05.720 or like a flea market,

03:08:07.980 like a parking lot.

03:08:09.920 And everybody always goes

03:08:10.980 to the center of the parking lot

03:08:11.820 because that's where

03:08:12.080 the most popular stalls are.

03:08:14.040 That's where all the,

03:08:14.560 the big item,

03:08:15.360 you know,

03:08:15.620 the big brand name,

03:08:16.580 that's where the good stuff is.

03:08:18.040 And little old me

03:08:19.060 and my wood pile.

03:08:20.020 I,

03:08:20.200 I can only get a back corner lot

03:08:21.740 fucking somewhere.

03:08:22.560 I can't,

03:08:22.960 you know,

03:08:23.440 I'm outside yelling in the woods

03:08:25.040 and people are like,

03:08:25.440 what is that?

03:08:25.960 You know,

03:08:26.140 that's basically it.

03:08:27.120 But they go to these,

03:08:27.980 they go to these little shops,

03:08:29.000 they go to these,

03:08:29.420 and they,

03:08:29.740 they buy whatever they,

03:08:30.740 what they think they're being sold.

03:08:31.820 They think,

03:08:32.080 oh,

03:08:32.260 we're selling you conservatism.

03:08:33.480 We're selling you right-wing policy ideas

03:08:35.060 and we're saying,

03:08:35.560 okay,

03:08:36.100 and they take them

03:08:37.000 and then they turn,

03:08:37.760 they open the box

03:08:38.560 and they're like,

03:08:38.900 this isn't what I ordered.

03:08:39.840 This isn't what I asked for.

03:08:40.800 This is liberalism.

03:08:41.640 This is neo-communist.

03:08:42.760 This is woke garbage.

03:08:43.840 What is this?

03:08:44.360 Oh,

03:08:44.540 we're very sorry.

03:08:45.620 Won't happen again.

03:08:46.380 Here,

03:08:46.600 try,

03:08:46.920 we'll exchange it for another one.

03:08:49.180 Well,

03:08:49.460 this is just like the last one.

03:08:50.660 This is more woke,

03:08:51.560 weak,

03:08:51.900 communist,

03:08:52.360 bullshit,

03:08:52.740 garbage,

03:08:53.100 and failure.

03:08:54.140 Oh,

03:08:54.420 sorry.

03:08:55.100 Anyway,

03:08:55.700 this,

03:08:56.340 here,

03:08:56.540 have this one.

03:08:57.200 Eventually people get fed up

03:08:58.400 and they go,

03:08:59.340 you know what,

03:08:59.680 I don't think this is,

03:09:00.620 I'm tired of,

03:09:02.280 of,

03:09:02.520 of having inferior results.

03:09:04.440 I'm tired of pouring energy

03:09:06.420 and effort and time

03:09:07.560 into a cause

03:09:08.440 that isn't even interested

03:09:09.540 in,

03:09:09.820 in fighting.

03:09:11.200 You're,

03:09:11.700 you're not even trying

03:09:12.520 to do anything.

03:09:14.020 You're just doing

03:09:15.160 the bare minimum.

03:09:17.260 Huh,

03:09:17.740 okay.

03:09:18.100 I'm going to go look else

03:09:19.000 and you know where they,

03:09:19.720 they know where they go.

03:09:20.260 They eventually find people

03:09:21.060 like me and they find,

03:09:21.880 you know,

03:09:22.180 which there are fucking

03:09:23.180 tens of thousands

03:09:23.900 all over the world

03:09:24.460 doing this.

03:09:25.480 They're going to go find

03:09:26.620 an alternative kiosk

03:09:28.000 and they're going to get

03:09:29.120 a real,

03:09:29.620 little,

03:09:31.060 you know,

03:09:31.420 set of information

03:09:32.380 that things are going to,

03:09:33.100 and then everything's

03:09:33.660 going to make sense

03:09:34.300 because you know why?

03:09:35.120 Because it's true.

03:09:36.520 Like I'll give you

03:09:37.080 these ideas

03:09:37.800 and you go home

03:09:38.240 and plug those in

03:09:39.220 and look,

03:09:40.040 all the lights came on.

03:09:40.900 Oh,

03:09:41.040 it worked.

03:09:41.760 Look at that.

03:09:42.320 How,

03:09:42.720 because it's true.

03:09:44.000 That's why.

03:09:44.920 That's why when you

03:09:45.660 take their shit

03:09:46.380 and you plug it in,

03:09:47.260 it does,

03:09:47.540 it's broken

03:09:47.980 and your kid comes home

03:09:49.620 wanting to cut his dick off

03:09:50.620 with purple hair.

03:09:51.320 You're like,

03:09:51.440 what the fuck is it?

03:09:52.280 Yeah,

03:09:52.480 that's because you installed

03:09:53.240 fake conservatism.

03:09:55.600 You didn't get the real shit.

03:09:57.920 And so,

03:09:58.700 now you have that.

03:09:59.940 You're going on.

03:10:02.100 Oh,

03:10:02.500 and you've been drafted,

03:10:03.460 so Slava,

03:10:04.180 make sure you get that in there.

03:10:05.360 What?

03:10:05.620 Wait,

03:10:05.800 what's going on?

03:10:07.680 People are going to,

03:10:08.500 people are going to go elsewhere.

03:10:09.580 People are seeing this fight happen.

03:10:11.360 Not everybody wants to get involved.

03:10:12.620 They're noticing,

03:10:13.200 they're watching,

03:10:13.680 they're observing.

03:10:15.500 I'm out here doing my thing.

03:10:16.820 Other people are out there

03:10:17.540 doing their thing

03:10:18.080 and what they're seeing

03:10:18.860 is that someone with,

03:10:20.160 what is,

03:10:20.480 what do they do?

03:10:21.120 I hear this all the time.

03:10:22.420 Well,

03:10:22.580 what do you want them to do, man?

03:10:24.200 Look,

03:10:24.440 what do you,

03:10:24.720 what do you say they even do?

03:10:26.040 They could easily do what I do

03:10:27.940 and they don't do it

03:10:28.900 because they're cowards.

03:10:31.620 Why do you think that,

03:10:32.460 you know,

03:10:32.640 they want to censor me

03:10:33.420 and people like me

03:10:34.180 is because it's working

03:10:35.000 and it's having an effect

03:10:35.980 and it's effective.

03:10:37.180 That's why we're being attacked

03:10:38.080 so viciously.

03:10:39.180 If we weren't having any impact

03:10:41.280 at all,

03:10:42.060 why is there a need

03:10:43.060 to spend resources on us?

03:10:44.860 There's no need.

03:10:48.120 That's like,

03:10:48.740 you know,

03:10:49.080 when the Israelis

03:10:49.820 are driving tanks

03:10:50.660 through people's homes

03:10:51.400 in Palestine

03:10:52.260 and the West Bank

03:10:52.920 and there's kids

03:10:53.740 throwing rocks at the tanks,

03:10:54.840 they don't even pay attention

03:10:55.760 because it's,

03:10:56.300 what are they going to do?

03:10:57.700 Cares.

03:10:58.560 It's meaningless.

03:10:59.680 I'm not going to divert

03:11:00.520 armor and infantry resources

03:11:03.120 to take care of kids

03:11:04.080 throwing rocks.

03:11:04.720 It's a fucking,

03:11:05.660 I've got other shit to do,

03:11:06.600 you know?

03:11:11.180 So they're going to start noticing

03:11:12.500 that,

03:11:13.820 you know,

03:11:15.440 they want to fight

03:11:16.140 and the people

03:11:16.640 that they're supporting

03:11:17.240 to fight for them

03:11:17.840 aren't fighting.

03:11:18.480 They're laying down.

03:11:19.200 They're sitting on the stool

03:11:19.860 and they're taking a B.

03:11:20.480 They're taking a dive.

03:11:23.160 Does it matter?

03:11:24.120 Are they taking a dive?

03:11:25.060 Are they taking money?

03:11:25.780 Are they just incompetent?

03:11:26.660 Do they just not care?

03:11:27.460 Are they just really dumb?

03:11:28.360 What difference does it make?

03:11:29.260 They're losing.

03:11:30.980 Strategy, bro.

03:11:31.680 Your strategy sucks.

03:11:32.840 You're losing.

03:11:34.520 Your strategy is dog shit.

03:11:36.600 People have been dying

03:11:37.660 for years now

03:11:38.380 because you're playing games.

03:11:41.300 All you have to do

03:11:42.620 is be strong

03:11:46.140 and tell the truth.

03:11:50.260 Because you need both.

03:11:52.300 You can't tell the truth

03:11:53.420 and be weak.

03:11:54.740 Because when people

03:11:55.500 challenge you on it,

03:11:56.420 you will back down.

03:11:59.100 What did you say?

03:12:00.760 Oh, I'm sorry.

03:12:01.560 I was just,

03:12:02.320 I was just on YouTube.

03:12:03.160 I,

03:12:03.560 uh.

03:12:04.160 That's the other thing

03:12:06.640 with a lot of these

03:12:07.000 anonymous talking heads

03:12:07.940 like,

03:12:08.140 I've been doing this

03:12:09.340 and blah, blah, blah.

03:12:10.100 Yeah, no one's noticed you

03:12:11.340 and no one cares.

03:12:12.640 The I has not

03:12:13.620 come for you.

03:12:15.580 Came for me

03:12:16.280 in a big fucking way.

03:12:17.480 You think I'm going to stop?

03:12:18.480 No.

03:12:19.800 Never.

03:12:21.580 I've been in fucking jail

03:12:22.520 like three times now.

03:12:24.620 They're threatening me constantly.

03:12:26.320 We've got cases

03:12:26.820 all over the country.

03:12:27.600 They're attacking people,

03:12:28.600 intimidating my audience.

03:12:29.440 I'm getting debanked.

03:12:30.380 I don't give a fuck.

03:12:31.420 And you're out.

03:12:32.180 I don't want to use

03:12:33.020 my phone number.

03:12:33.820 It's too scary.

03:12:34.640 Oh, is that too scary, bro?

03:12:36.040 Oh, okay.

03:12:37.400 I understand.

03:12:39.520 I get it.

03:12:42.940 Just.

03:12:44.280 Me and 20 of my friends

03:12:45.660 will just do all of it.

03:12:46.600 We'll just.

03:12:48.780 We'll take all the beatings

03:12:50.000 and you guys can sit around

03:12:50.880 and criticize us for it.

03:12:56.740 Anyway.

03:12:57.060 The point is

03:13:01.620 I have a story

03:13:04.140 a personal story

03:13:05.480 to go along with this

03:13:06.260 at the end.

03:13:07.220 It's not a

03:13:07.600 it's a humiliating story

03:13:09.260 but I learned a lot from it.

03:13:10.860 A lot

03:13:11.520 about life.

03:13:13.780 It seems like

03:13:14.460 such a simple event

03:13:15.680 but it had a profound

03:13:18.300 effect on my

03:13:20.760 on my head.

03:13:24.900 So, you know

03:13:25.680 people are watching

03:13:26.400 this battle take place

03:13:27.380 and they're going to notice

03:13:28.680 that, you know

03:13:29.820 what's being done

03:13:30.720 isn't effective.

03:13:31.360 So the story is

03:13:32.080 it goes like this.

03:13:32.640 I was 16, 17

03:13:33.780 I just joined the military.

03:13:35.140 I'm brand new.

03:13:35.720 I'm a private.

03:13:36.320 I'm tiny.

03:13:37.580 I'm a hundred and

03:13:38.240 I think I was like

03:13:39.180 117 pounds

03:13:40.080 when I weighed

03:13:40.440 something like that

03:13:41.500 basic training

03:13:42.140 something like that.

03:13:43.180 I couldn't have been

03:13:43.820 more than 120 pounds

03:13:44.800 something like

03:13:45.240 125

03:13:45.640 like tiny

03:13:46.540 I'm the size of a small woman

03:13:47.800 as an infantryman.

03:13:48.880 Okay.

03:13:50.600 So I have a sergeant

03:13:51.500 who is, you know

03:13:52.620 that's his job

03:13:53.440 I'm his job

03:13:54.500 I'm his project

03:13:55.560 that's your job

03:13:56.260 as an NCO

03:13:56.760 as a sergeant

03:13:57.320 is to like

03:13:57.680 take your guys

03:13:58.360 and go

03:13:58.680 alright

03:13:59.920 now I don't want

03:14:00.900 to die in a war

03:14:01.860 and you suck

03:14:02.840 so I need to make you

03:14:04.040 way better than you are

03:14:05.280 so I don't die

03:14:06.220 and none of us die

03:14:07.160 that would be shitty

03:14:07.840 so you need to be

03:14:08.480 way better at war

03:14:10.300 and you don't

03:14:11.460 you know I mean

03:14:11.900 you're 120 pounds

03:14:13.100 like do you understand

03:14:13.780 what this job is

03:14:14.520 you know

03:14:14.860 so

03:14:17.000 he bullies me

03:14:18.680 we go and do

03:14:20.700 we're doing

03:14:21.160 we're doing

03:14:21.780 what's called

03:14:22.160 CQB

03:14:22.720 or CQC

03:14:23.340 it changes all the time

03:14:24.000 close quarter battle

03:14:24.640 close quarter combat

03:14:25.500 fucking

03:14:25.820 indoors house to house

03:14:27.480 fighting

03:14:27.800 doors and you know

03:14:28.940 windows and people

03:14:29.620 shooting each other

03:14:30.120 through walls

03:14:30.560 and it's you know

03:14:31.340 it's the worst

03:14:31.880 it's literally the worst

03:14:33.000 place to fight ever

03:14:33.840 you're pretty much

03:14:35.220 guaranteed to die

03:14:36.240 if you're in the infantry

03:14:36.860 and you're doing

03:14:37.260 urban combat

03:14:37.920 like just fucking

03:14:38.680 literally a coin toss

03:14:39.920 if you even live

03:14:40.540 literally

03:14:41.320 both sides

03:14:42.920 can expect to lose

03:14:43.900 half their men

03:14:44.600 you know

03:14:45.200 like it's

03:14:45.820 so we come up to

03:14:48.920 and this is like

03:14:49.660 in an apartment block

03:14:50.600 like a legit apartment block

03:14:52.480 it was in Shannon Park

03:14:53.420 in Halifax

03:14:53.940 it became property

03:14:54.600 of the military

03:14:55.140 it used to be

03:14:55.940 a housing complex

03:14:56.640 and then

03:14:57.080 just dilapidated garbage

03:14:58.800 and full of asbestos

03:14:59.620 and ew

03:15:00.000 who would live there

03:15:00.620 it's even a health hazard

03:15:01.520 we'll put the army in there

03:15:02.860 so we're using it

03:15:04.960 as a training

03:15:05.460 you know

03:15:05.780 we're pretending

03:15:06.280 these are you know

03:15:07.020 buildings are full

03:15:09.300 of terrorists

03:15:09.820 and whatever

03:15:10.240 maybe I was being trained

03:15:11.200 to attack my own people

03:15:12.180 in retrospect

03:15:12.660 at this stage

03:15:13.720 who knows

03:15:14.060 so we're doing

03:15:16.760 this whole thing

03:15:17.340 and the sergeant

03:15:18.400 me being the smallest

03:15:19.340 weakest guy

03:15:20.120 in the whole

03:15:20.520 easily

03:15:21.300 just get up here

03:15:22.620 like you

03:15:23.220 kick that door in

03:15:24.420 it's your turn

03:15:28.840 let's do it

03:15:29.700 you know

03:15:30.520 you have to be able

03:15:31.300 to do all these things

03:15:32.220 you don't get to go

03:15:34.220 oh no

03:15:34.560 that's the small little guy

03:15:35.740 we'll leave

03:15:36.080 you know

03:15:36.360 we protect him

03:15:37.200 and we

03:15:37.380 no no no

03:15:37.920 you will come up

03:15:39.140 to our standards

03:15:40.080 or you don't get

03:15:40.740 to fucking be here

03:15:41.640 that's how that shit works

03:15:43.020 you're gonna prove yourself

03:15:44.660 or you don't

03:15:45.140 we're not keeping you

03:15:46.180 that's how it works

03:15:47.440 okay

03:15:47.720 otherwise we're gonna

03:15:49.100 just bully you

03:15:50.000 until we run you

03:15:50.880 out of town

03:15:51.340 until you don't come back

03:15:52.480 and we'll replace you

03:15:53.060 with someone that can

03:15:53.640 do this shit

03:15:54.060 or you're gonna

03:15:54.600 fix yourself

03:15:55.180 so obviously I couldn't

03:15:56.260 I go up there

03:15:56.780 and I'm kicking this door

03:15:57.680 and bang bang bang

03:15:58.920 it must have been

03:15:59.420 10 or 12 times

03:16:01.260 like an embarrassing

03:16:02.080 amount of attempts

03:16:02.920 and it's just like

03:16:03.700 you have no choice

03:16:04.520 and he's like

03:16:04.920 keep do it again

03:16:05.840 do it again

03:16:06.620 and there's like

03:16:07.000 20 guys watching me

03:16:08.140 couple of girls

03:16:09.580 even

03:16:10.140 terrible

03:16:11.660 shameful

03:16:12.240 I know

03:16:13.840 I'm not moving this door

03:16:15.260 whatever right

03:16:15.820 and the sergeant's

03:16:17.700 just like

03:16:18.100 we're gonna be here

03:16:20.640 all day

03:16:21.040 you know

03:16:22.040 and you know

03:16:23.640 what happened

03:16:24.160 a

03:16:26.280 much stronger man

03:16:28.900 seeing

03:16:31.080 that he could

03:16:32.800 almost definitely

03:16:33.980 complete this task

03:16:35.260 and get us all

03:16:37.560 moving again

03:16:38.320 out of frustration

03:16:40.380 eventually

03:16:41.180 says

03:16:42.640 that's it

03:16:43.640 get out of the

03:16:44.560 fucking way

03:16:45.140 and he physically

03:16:46.340 moved me

03:16:47.400 out of the way

03:16:48.160 and he booted

03:16:49.240 the fucking door in

03:16:50.060 and away we went

03:16:50.860 that's a learning

03:16:54.700 experience for you

03:16:55.680 what does that say

03:16:57.080 it says

03:16:57.700 you know

03:16:59.000 strong capable men

03:17:00.240 will only tolerate

03:17:01.140 so they're only

03:17:01.720 gonna sit there

03:17:02.320 quietly for so long

03:17:03.420 until they decide

03:17:04.120 to go okay

03:17:04.540 I'm gonna fix this

03:17:05.240 myself

03:17:05.500 because I'm tired

03:17:06.240 of this

03:17:06.520 I'm tired of

03:17:07.040 watching failure

03:17:07.880 when I can fix

03:17:09.060 this

03:17:09.400 when I have the

03:17:10.200 ability to fix

03:17:11.060 this

03:17:11.240 I can do

03:17:11.760 some damn

03:17:12.620 I can do

03:17:13.820 what we gotta do

03:17:14.500 I can see

03:17:15.360 what we have

03:17:15.760 to do

03:17:16.000 I know

03:17:16.340 what we have

03:17:16.820 to do

03:17:17.160 everybody else

03:17:18.160 here knows

03:17:18.620 what we have

03:17:19.040 to do

03:17:19.360 everybody can

03:17:20.220 see that you're

03:17:20.640 too weak to

03:17:21.200 kick in that

03:17:21.640 fucking door

03:17:22.280 everybody knows

03:17:23.280 that we can

03:17:23.680 kick in that

03:17:24.140 fucking door

03:17:24.680 so let's just

03:17:25.580 get on with

03:17:26.160 the fucking

03:17:26.560 show already

03:17:27.360 and I have

03:17:33.560 two options

03:17:34.040 at that point

03:17:34.520 I can admit

03:17:35.080 to myself

03:17:35.660 oh Jesus

03:17:36.320 you know

03:17:36.800 I suck

03:17:38.060 I guess

03:17:38.420 that's it

03:17:38.780 for me

03:17:39.080 I'm not

03:17:39.400 cut out

03:17:39.700 for this

03:17:40.120 or

03:17:40.740 I can decide

03:17:43.320 no I'm not

03:17:43.720 giving up

03:17:44.120 and I make

03:17:44.780 friends with

03:17:45.200 the meanest

03:17:45.640 fucking

03:17:45.880 you know

03:17:46.300 biggest

03:17:46.600 strongest

03:17:47.000 guys

03:17:47.320 we have

03:17:47.780 and I start

03:17:48.740 hanging out

03:17:49.120 with them

03:17:49.520 and learning

03:17:50.560 how they live

03:17:51.140 and they start

03:17:52.460 taking me to the

03:17:53.040 gym

03:17:53.240 and fucking

03:17:53.660 done

03:17:54.180 you're gonna

03:17:57.840 bring yourself

03:17:58.520 up to where

03:17:59.260 we need you

03:17:59.720 to be

03:17:59.960 or you're

03:18:00.240 gonna fucking

03:18:00.640 kick rocks

03:18:01.160 it's like

03:18:01.360 well I really

03:18:01.800 want to be

03:18:02.180 here

03:18:02.400 and this is

03:18:02.800 what I

03:18:02.980 really want

03:18:03.260 to do

03:18:03.500 so if

03:18:03.740 that's

03:18:03.900 what I

03:18:04.060 have to

03:18:04.240 do

03:18:04.360 I'm

03:18:04.460 gonna

03:18:04.560 do

03:18:04.780 it

03:18:04.900 I'm

03:18:05.200 not

03:18:05.300 gonna sit

03:18:05.520 here

03:18:05.660 you know

03:18:06.220 what I

03:18:06.380 didn't

03:18:06.600 do

03:18:06.860 it's like

03:18:07.580 well I

03:18:07.940 would have

03:18:08.260 been a

03:18:08.560 fucking

03:18:08.800 commando

03:18:09.440 but I

03:18:10.380 did it

03:18:10.800 because of

03:18:11.380 blah blah

03:18:11.840 blah blah

03:18:12.220 there was

03:18:12.560 asbestos

03:18:13.200 and the

03:18:13.500 sun was

03:18:13.900 in my

03:18:14.200 eye

03:18:14.540 and fucking

03:18:14.980 blah

03:18:15.200 no I

03:18:16.980 had to

03:18:17.140 take it

03:18:17.420 like a

03:18:17.660 fucking

03:18:17.880 man

03:18:18.200 and I

03:18:18.420 got

03:18:18.540 bullied

03:18:18.840 and made

03:18:19.120 fun of

03:18:19.540 oh yeah

03:18:20.240 it's like

03:18:22.540 dude

03:18:22.760 you know

03:18:23.260 come on

03:18:25.060 chicken legs

03:18:25.780 you know

03:18:26.180 I had to

03:18:26.440 put up

03:18:26.640 with all

03:18:26.860 that shit

03:18:27.300 till I

03:18:29.740 didn't

03:18:31.140 now

03:18:33.220 why is

03:18:34.240 that relevant

03:18:34.900 is uh

03:18:35.680 I mean

03:18:37.480 the door

03:18:37.760 is a

03:18:37.960 metaphor

03:18:38.200 the door

03:18:38.660 is a

03:18:38.880 problem

03:18:39.180 everyone

03:18:39.500 can see

03:18:39.980 needs to

03:18:40.360 be solved

03:18:40.780 and a lot

03:18:41.160 of people

03:18:41.440 are standing

03:18:41.820 around

03:18:42.040 watching someone

03:18:42.800 try or

03:18:43.540 pretend or

03:18:44.200 whatever the

03:18:44.840 reason just

03:18:45.460 can't seem

03:18:45.980 to get it

03:18:46.400 done and

03:18:46.780 we know

03:18:47.100 it can

03:18:47.480 get done

03:18:47.920 we know

03:18:48.220 we have

03:18:48.440 people that

03:18:48.880 could get

03:18:49.260 it done

03:18:49.560 if only

03:18:49.920 someone

03:18:50.320 would just

03:18:51.040 fucking

03:18:51.380 do it

03:18:51.840 sooner or

03:18:52.420 later

03:18:52.720 the laws

03:18:55.860 of nature

03:18:56.280 will take

03:18:56.740 over

03:18:57.060 and the

03:18:57.760 strong

03:18:58.240 will move

03:18:59.040 the weak

03:18:59.520 out of the

03:19:00.040 way

03:19:00.380 and what

03:19:01.680 has to

03:19:02.040 happen

03:19:02.320 will happen

03:19:02.840 and there's

03:19:03.200 nothing

03:19:03.580 you or

03:19:04.340 I or

03:19:04.840 anyone

03:19:05.200 under

03:19:05.500 this

03:19:05.760 sun

03:19:06.000 can do

03:19:06.360 about

03:19:06.640 that

03:19:07.220 that's

03:19:19.260 nice

03:19:19.560 that's

03:19:21.660 nice

03:19:21.900 you big

03:19:22.220 bitch

03:19:22.620 JT

03:19:29.780 Real

03:19:30.020 Donald

03:19:30.260 T

03:19:30.460 appreciate

03:19:30.840 you

03:19:31.120 sir

03:19:31.440 Michael

03:19:32.600 as

03:19:32.800 well

03:19:33.120 let's

03:19:35.420 scroll back

03:19:35.980 here

03:19:36.160 but I

03:19:36.380 don't

03:19:36.520 have

03:19:36.800 it

03:19:37.060 I'm

03:19:38.180 gonna read back

03:19:51.620 and find

03:19:52.000 everybody

03:19:52.340 it's getting

03:19:52.700 a little bit

03:19:53.020 hard

03:19:53.160 synthetic

03:19:53.560 c17

03:19:54.160 appreciate

03:19:54.580 you

03:19:54.860 dude

03:19:55.120 everybody

03:19:56.860 oh yeah

03:19:57.040 rumble

03:19:58.080 rumble

03:19:58.100 sucks

03:19:58.440 for

03:19:58.620 this

03:19:58.880 breezy

03:20:01.700 I'm not

03:20:01.980 reading your

03:20:02.320 book

03:20:02.520 I can't

03:20:10.020 I can't

03:20:10.300 scroll back

03:20:10.680 what are you

03:20:11.160 gonna do

03:20:11.540 hopefully

03:20:12.900 entropy

03:20:13.240 comes back

03:20:13.860 appreciate

03:20:18.040 it guys

03:20:18.460 thanks for

03:20:18.880 being here

03:20:19.340 and I

03:20:19.840 hope you

03:20:21.380 got

03:20:21.760 something

03:20:22.600 did you

03:20:24.440 laugh

03:20:24.780 once

03:20:25.320 if so

03:20:25.960 one laugh

03:20:27.140 for three

03:20:27.500 hours

03:20:27.860 that nets

03:20:28.360 me at

03:20:28.680 least

03:20:28.900 a rate

03:20:29.640 of two

03:20:29.920 dollars

03:20:30.260 a day

03:20:30.640 I'm the

03:20:31.700 world's

03:20:32.060 shittiest

03:20:32.460 comedian

03:20:32.820 but you

03:20:34.040 did laugh

03:20:34.460 once

03:20:34.860 crazy

03:20:36.960 distant

03:20:37.260 dot com

03:20:37.720 for all

03:20:37.940 my links

03:20:38.740 and social

03:20:40.080 media

03:20:40.400 and stuff

03:20:41.300 and things

03:20:41.780 and sub

03:20:42.180 stack

03:20:42.420 and all

03:20:42.680 that I

03:20:43.000 need to

03:20:43.240 get back

03:20:43.600 to

03:20:43.820 please

03:20:44.920 join the

03:20:45.260 telegram

03:20:45.580 page for

03:20:45.960 updates

03:20:46.380 that's

03:20:47.020 the only

03:20:47.500 social

03:20:47.780 media

03:20:48.040 I

03:20:48.180 really

03:20:48.360 actually

03:20:48.700 use

03:20:49.040 to be

03:20:49.360 honest

03:20:49.600 and then

03:20:51.400 anybody's

03:20:52.000 using

03:20:52.300 unless you

03:20:53.420 want to

03:20:53.600 stay on

03:20:53.980 the main

03:20:55.000 line

03:20:55.160 platforms

03:20:55.680 that are

03:20:55.960 lying

03:20:56.460 about

03:20:57.300 everything

03:20:57.860 censoring

03:20:58.980 everything

03:20:59.600 t.me

03:21:02.500 slash

03:21:02.840 raging

03:21:03.140 distant

03:21:03.480 ii

03:21:04.160 you get

03:21:08.260 in on

03:21:08.540 the

03:21:08.740 community

03:21:10.440 page

03:21:10.780 get in

03:21:11.580 shape

03:21:11.860 get to

03:21:12.360 the gym

03:21:12.640 get big

03:21:13.060 get strong

03:21:13.460 get me

03:21:13.880 don't be

03:21:15.540 a victim

03:21:15.960 be the

03:21:16.440 opposite

03:21:16.780 we're gonna

03:21:17.860 get a lot

03:21:18.200 of these

03:21:18.420 people

03:21:18.680 together

03:21:19.160 get them

03:21:20.660 all powered

03:21:21.160 up

03:21:21.460 and who

03:21:24.920 knows

03:21:25.600 today

03:21:32.100 i appreciate

03:21:32.560 it

03:21:32.840 i'll see

03:21:33.080 you guys

03:21:33.300 next time

03:21:33.840 cheers

03:21:34.160 for

03:21:34.360 patria

03:21:34.740 six

03:21:34.980 set

03:21:35.100 for

03:21:35.220 tyrannos

03:21:35.760 i'm not

03:21:42.200 saying that

03:21:42.740 phil

03:21:42.980 no

03:21:43.400 i've said

03:21:44.960 enough

03:21:45.280 you'll get

03:21:47.940 your time

03:21:48.440 you'll get

03:21:48.780 your time

03:21:49.260 good night

03:21:54.200 western

03:21:54.600 canada and

03:21:55.520 good morning

03:21:56.460 afternoon

03:21:57.040 eastern

03:21:57.900 canada you

03:21:58.360 guys listen

03:21:58.740 to it in

03:21:59.040 the morning

03:21:59.340 usually the

03:21:59.660 next day

03:22:00.120 i watch

03:22:01.100 this i know

03:22:01.600 what you're

03:22:01.920 up to

03:22:02.260 see you

03:22:06.060 next time

03:22:06.560 cheers

03:22:07.000 it's too

03:22:08.840 late

03:22:09.120 for

03:22:09.320 surrender

03:22:10.120 time

03:22:12.120 to play

03:22:12.700 your

03:22:12.960 penance

03:22:13.780 all

03:22:14.360 together

03:22:15.060 forever

03:22:16.720 the

03:22:18.640 spitting

03:22:19.040 web of

03:22:19.560 deception

03:22:20.340 the

03:22:22.120 lives

03:22:22.320 begin

03:22:22.720 to

03:22:22.980 constrict

03:22:23.820 the

03:22:25.480 walls

03:22:25.740 of

03:22:25.940 face

03:22:26.220 of

03:22:26.400 jade

03:22:27.080 and

03:22:27.400 seal

03:22:27.800 around

03:22:28.600 you

03:22:29.440 brick

03:22:30.660 by

03:22:31.340 brick

03:22:32.540 E

03:22:38.060 .

03:22:40.520 he

03:22:44.900 he

03:22:45.960 said

03:22:46.960 here

03:22:47.400 n

03:22:47.880 ie

03:22:48.300 .

03:22:48.880 ,

03:22:49.640 he

03:22:51.300 came

03:22:51.900 when

03:22:51.980 he

03:22:52.080 woll

03:22:52.660 a

03:22:54.020 who

03:22:54.620 who

03:22:55.180 came

03:22:56.960 to

03:22:58.400 aking

03:22:58.680 ичес

03:22:59.040 an

03:22:59.180 man

03:22:59.580 in

03:22:59.940 place

03:23:00.220 to

03:23:00.840 and

03:23:01.040 to

03:23:01.740 no you can't replace the police phil you're the last person why

03:23:10.140 because like the fire that would be like showing up to oh we're here to put out the fire and you

03:23:16.380 just start fires the reason that we need to you know fix this is because they've become out of

03:23:22.040 control thugs that just do whatever the state tells them to do you you would take that to an

03:23:26.420 insane degree you would abuse the living yeah no i don't care if it would be fun

03:23:32.380 we have bigger your levels of fun are not our top priority i mean they are a top 10 because we know

03:23:41.560 what you're like when you get cranky but i'm sorry i can't i can't hand over control of all national

03:23:48.060 federal police forces to you to do with as what does it what does it say on your shirt as i wilt

03:23:54.660 what does that even mean

03:23:56.120 i think i think the least the least amount of power you can possibly accumulate is just better for

03:24:09.100 everyone i'm not putting you in my will absolutely not because you'll just kill me and take my shit

03:24:15.940 i know what you're like

Raging Dissident Podcast - March 25, 2023

🏴RageCast 318： MOVE

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