Raging Dissident Podcast - March 25, 2023


🏴RageCast 318: MOVE


Episode Stats


Length

3 hours and 24 minutes

Words per minute

161.97125

Word count

33,087

Sentence count

2,547

Harmful content

Misogyny

92

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Toxicity

1,191

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Hate speech

231

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Summary

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On this episode of the I talk about a lot of stuff, mostly about the recent events that have happened in the world and how they affect me and how I feel about them. I also talk about some of the things that have been going on in the past week and a half.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 We'll be right back.
00:00:30.000 We'll be right back.
00:01:00.680 Don't know, don't care.
00:01:01.960 Nobody cares.
00:01:02.600 Nobody's ever cared.
00:01:09.000 As you do.
00:01:11.500 I had that song stuck in my head.
00:01:22.100 I had a, Greg Arcade did a little country cover of that and it's been stuck in my head.
00:01:25.960 So, um, that, that's, that's why, that's why we're doing that.
00:01:28.940 A little bit late.
00:01:29.340 Sorry.
00:01:29.680 A tactic again.
00:01:31.020 That's what happens.
00:01:31.800 It's, I'm a one man band here and, uh, things go sideways.
00:01:35.200 See me literally every day.
00:01:37.280 I don't know how, you know, I really don't understand how this keeps happening, but it
00:01:41.280 does keep happening.
00:01:41.860 So, a couple of issues.
00:01:45.560 I seem to sort out, but entropy, on the other hand, seems to be dead.
00:01:48.340 I think it's over.
00:01:49.120 I don't know.
00:01:50.220 I know they've had a few flags on the site going, please guys, we, we kind of need money.
00:01:54.820 Like, we're going down.
00:01:56.680 Help.
00:01:57.320 You know?
00:01:57.980 And, of course, people don't, you know, they like to have free things and that's why everybody
00:02:01.500 still uses YouTube and no one supports, why doesn't somebody just make a new platform?
00:02:05.200 Well, they do and then people don't support it so it goes away and then the pedophiles
00:02:09.800 win.
00:02:10.220 So, that's why we, that's why, you know, that's why I don't pay any attention to the YouTube
00:02:13.540 chatter, you know. 0.97
00:02:14.460 It's literally just there for propaganda, just to get shit out there so more people hear it 0.99
00:02:18.440 and share it. 0.99
00:02:18.680 That's the only reason. 0.93
00:02:20.200 Um, I fucking haven't made a dollar, a penny, nothing from YouTube. 0.97
00:02:24.660 Since 2019 and I don't ever plan to. 0.98
00:02:27.960 I don't support them at all.
00:02:29.020 I think they're, well, they're, they're, they're enabling terrorism and pedophilia and all kinds
00:02:34.520 of stuff. 1.00
00:02:34.740 It's a horrible fucking company. 0.99
00:02:35.840 I'm just using it, you know, for free to, you know, tell people not to use it, essentially. 0.99
00:02:41.340 And you can go to competitor platforms like Rumble and Odyssey who, you know, were startups
00:02:44.680 in the face of what was obviously a very tyrannical and one-sided conversation over there on YouTube.
00:02:51.240 Everyone's banned, of course, as well.
00:02:52.360 I'm on number, I'm on channel, I think I have eight channels now.
00:02:55.380 Which one is this?
00:02:56.660 I don't know.
00:02:57.040 Is it seven?
00:02:57.820 Six?
00:02:58.540 Six, seven, eight.
00:02:59.160 It's one of the three.
00:03:00.280 I'll probably get to 10 by the end of the year.
00:03:01.740 I hope.
00:03:02.120 I'm going to try.
00:03:02.720 Force of Reason.
00:03:03.300 Thank you, brother.
00:03:03.780 So Super Chats work on here and Rumble, folks. 0.99
00:03:05.620 He's over on Odyssey as well.
00:03:09.120 Uh, you know, people are like, I don't get notifications.
00:03:11.880 You never do.
00:03:12.660 That's why it's roughly the same. 0.98
00:03:13.880 That's why the notifications are on fucking Telegram. 0.96
00:03:16.460 I have to, what, what's going on? 0.98
00:03:20.960 I say this every day, every evening, every time.
00:03:25.380 If you don't have the Telegram app, you won't know what the hell is happening anywhere with
00:03:30.340 anything ever again.
00:03:32.160 Everything else is, is controlled and censored and buried.
00:03:34.800 Like, oh, are you on Twitter?
00:03:35.920 Like nobody's, you know?
00:03:38.760 So you have to get on the other way.
00:03:39.900 And then if you were, you would know.
00:03:41.240 And you don't because you're not, no one listens to me.
00:03:43.420 I think, I, I think people just like to sit here and, you know, just be hammered and not
00:03:47.980 listen to anything that I say.
00:03:50.820 Whatever.
00:03:51.840 I don't care.
00:03:52.660 It doesn't mean, mean anything to me.
00:03:54.520 Uh, so yeah, there's Rumble.
00:03:55.960 There's, you know, a lot of people over there and they're still trying to figure out why
00:03:58.760 does entropy work?
00:03:59.300 Because it's gone.
00:03:59.940 Because it's probably going bankrupt.
00:04:01.440 Because it's probably, uh, disappeared.
00:04:02.660 Like the website doesn't even exist anymore, right?
00:04:04.160 So maybe they're going through some, I don't know.
00:04:06.580 It's getting harder and harder to get a hold of them.
00:04:08.080 And, uh, hopefully I get paid this month.
00:04:11.580 Wouldn't be the first time this has happened though.
00:04:13.800 That, uh, something goes, uh, belly up and then I'll wait.
00:04:16.480 That's it.
00:04:17.180 Always at the end of the month.
00:04:18.560 You know, it's always at the very end, right before people get paid.
00:04:21.420 Everything seems to, seems to go away.
00:04:23.500 Telegram requires a phone.
00:04:24.900 No way.
00:04:25.420 Oh my God.
00:04:26.040 Then, then, um, what?
00:04:33.660 Okay.
00:04:34.420 I'm going to just, no one in particular.
00:04:36.780 I'm not trying to come at anybody in particular right now, but I'm going to say this because 0.98
00:04:41.000 it fucking needs to be said. 0.99
00:04:42.560 There is a ton, a ton of pretend badasses out there and pretend, like, are you part of the 1.00
00:04:50.820 fucking fight or not? 1.00
00:04:51.880 Are you in this or are you not? 0.99
00:04:55.780 Oh, I don't want to give out my phone number.
00:04:57.440 Why?
00:04:58.140 Because then, because then people will have it.
00:05:00.040 The government will.
00:05:00.700 They already know everything.
00:05:02.800 You're logged into YouTube, guys.
00:05:04.720 Your IP address, what time you get up to take a piss. 1.00
00:05:09.020 They got all of that shit. 0.99
00:05:09.960 It's in the terms of service when you say, oh yes, install. 1.00
00:05:13.020 Install YouTube.
00:05:14.060 You agreed to, like, just here, have, monitor everything.
00:05:17.020 You have access to all my photos, my camera, my, uh, my phone is, is able to record me on
00:05:21.820 its own if it wants and send data to YouTube.
00:05:23.920 They can do all of this stuff. 0.92
00:05:25.380 They say people have TikTok and shit. 0.71
00:05:26.920 It's like, this is, like, um, people that are, like, uh, you know, incredibly, it's 0.99
00:05:35.940 like people that are, like, obese and chain-smoking cigarettes, but, like, squats are bad for
00:05:39.420 your knees, bro.
00:05:40.460 Like, oh, really?
00:05:43.120 Is that so?
00:05:44.300 Is that so?
00:05:45.320 Um, jeez. 1.00
00:05:48.000 Fuck YouTube. 1.00
00:05:48.920 It's gross. 1.00
00:05:49.480 It's gay. 1.00
00:05:50.760 Uh, J, the real Donald T. 0.95
00:05:53.000 How you doing, man?
00:05:53.600 Satoshi Ape went on a bender with Philip.
00:05:55.380 Philip don't know when or if he'll come back.
00:05:57.920 Just me, real Donald T. tonight.
00:05:59.380 I don't know where Satoshi Ape went.
00:06:00.880 No one knows where he went.
00:06:02.460 Is he ever coming back?
00:06:04.080 What could happen?
00:06:05.400 I don't know.
00:06:06.960 You have to take the, well, you can't, one of the guys on Rumble says you gotta take the
00:06:09.900 battery out of the phone.
00:06:10.760 You can't.
00:06:11.240 There's nothing you can do about that.
00:06:12.580 Your phone, you can't even take batteries out of these things anymore, can you?
00:06:16.260 You know, it's just the existential crisis, Rectang.
00:06:18.260 It's only purpose is to make you sad.
00:06:20.780 That's all this is for.
00:06:22.500 I'm trying to weaponize it for the opposite reasons.
00:06:24.680 I had to ban a guy today from, again, this thing that no one wants to, they want to
00:06:31.580 complain that they can't get a hold of anybody and, oh, I'm all by myself, and make zero effort
00:06:36.160 to remedy the situation at all, in which case I can't help you.
00:06:40.100 But for those that are actually motivated to, you know, interested in trying to do something,
00:06:45.380 there is a Telegram page, and you can, you know, find it through mine, t.me slash RagingDissidentII,
00:06:50.820 and then there's the other one, t.me slash Diagalon Prime, and all of the pages and stuff in there.
00:06:57.820 But there's, you know, there was a fitness page I like to check in on and talk to people a bit on,
00:07:02.280 and there's kind of like a sort of quasi, you know, you're having some kind of issue, mental struggle, whatever.
00:07:08.500 You can just go there and post a message and be like, hey, who's around to talk privately?
00:07:12.600 I encourage you to talk privately.
00:07:14.220 These pages are forward-facing, meaning everybody can see them forever.
00:07:18.420 Okay, so be careful and mindful of what you say on there.
00:07:20.680 I mean, this attitude, these weak, victim, poor me attitudes, that it needs to be, like, there's a lot,
00:07:31.180 this has to be destroyed, it needs to be purged and obliterated from society, literally.
00:07:37.220 Like, genocide this attitude until there's, it doesn't exist anymore.
00:07:41.680 You know, people are in there talking about, you know, their goals, and there's some other posting pictures
00:07:46.340 of where their workouts, whatever it is they're doing, guy comes in,
00:07:49.100 I don't even know why you'd even work it out, it's just for narcissism anyway.
00:07:52.880 It's just for people to fucking say, look at me, that's all it is, it's the only reason people do that.
00:07:56.740 There's no, I mean, so I'm like, okay, this probably isn't the place for you then? 0.94
00:08:01.860 You know, maybe, maybe go somewhere else.
00:08:04.120 Oh, well, I can't even, I can't even do any of this stuff anyway,
00:08:07.200 because I have this problem and that problem, and I have blah, blah, blah.
00:08:09.840 And you get an essay of why this person is a victim that no one, that literally no one asked for.
00:08:15.500 It's an invitation for everyone to come and coddle this person and tell them,
00:08:18.780 how much of a brave warrior they are. 1.00
00:08:21.120 Shut up, shut the fuck up. 1.00
00:08:23.080 And then this same person, later on, different scenario, someone is, someone literally, 1.00
00:08:28.780 just, I don't even remember the names, there's thousands of people in there.
00:08:30.800 Somebody says, hey, you know, have a good night, God bless, as you do, as a polite, casual,
00:08:37.780 hey, you know, God bless, you know, some people say that.
00:08:41.180 It's a, it means, you know, I'm, have a good day.
00:08:44.020 It's, it's a positive, said, and someone had to go, actually, and then write a whole page
00:08:51.900 about how God's not real and blah, blah, blah, to when I, to which I go, okay, so this person
00:08:59.220 well wishes you, and you decide to turn this into some kind of religious debate and attack
00:09:03.640 his belief system, you know, to which they respond, pages of why they are a victim and
00:09:11.780 all the things that have, I've had bad things happen to me, and I have problems in my life
00:09:17.060 and blah, yes, like, literally everyone else in the world, you mean?
00:09:20.600 Oh, wow, how interesting.
00:09:22.300 I've never heard of a person with problems and, and a past and trauma and dents in the
00:09:26.780 hood of their car before, you know?
00:09:29.140 So, I'm like, you, this is what this person said, and this is how you reply, and then,
00:09:33.800 you know, anti-fitness guy chimes in over here, he's like, you're just having a mental
00:09:39.900 break, you're just spurging out attacking people, I'm like, I'm literally lying down
00:09:45.300 on my phone, like, this, this is my expression going, what the hell, typing, right, and I'm
00:09:49.620 like, you can go, you just, just get, just get, you know, I'm a victim, poor me, you can't
00:09:57.020 criticize me because I'm a victim, and I can't do things because I have excuses, and
00:10:01.480 I have reasons, but, um, the reason I hate that, and I see, I recognize it immediately,
00:10:06.700 and I want to set it on fire, is because I used to be that person, that's exactly how
00:10:10.480 I used to be, um, for a long time, until probably into my early twenties, mid-twenties,
00:10:16.780 I would say, um, every, every shortcoming or problem that I had, there was a reason for
00:10:22.960 it, it was never my fault, it was because of reasons I can, I can explain why, why are
00:10:30.960 you fat, this is why, why are you so small and weak, well, that's why, why didn't you
00:10:35.180 get promoted yet, because of the, there's always something, right, and it's just, it 0.99
00:10:39.680 is literally the, is the attitude of losers, that is what losers do, that's how they think
00:10:44.300 and process, okay, um, the winning attitude is to recognize, oh, geez, you know, there's
00:10:49.940 a shortcoming or a problem or something, like, how can I make this better, and how, what can
00:10:54.360 I learn from this, and how, what do I have to do to, you know, not, I'm just gonna, I'm 0.96
00:10:59.340 just gonna shit on other people and tear them down, and then provide excuses about myself, 0.95
00:11:04.080 and then, and, geez, you know, people like that, with that kind of attitude, it's just, 0.99
00:11:07.800 it's mind-boggling, I, I, I've yet to read any of the autobiographies of these great men
00:11:13.400 who have these attitudes, I can't find one, I have noticed that every great man I've ever
00:11:20.740 read about had the opposite attitude, like, the opposite, the one I'm trying to tell, you
00:11:25.740 know, to shove people towards, because I'm trying to go there myself, none of us are
00:11:31.240 perfect, everybody, a lot of this, a lot of the things I say, too, is just me, um, thinking
00:11:35.700 out loud, and trying to, um, remind myself not to do, or to do, and so on, so I'm not trying
00:11:41.540 to sit here and preach to people, and you can leave if you don't, and, and lastly, it's
00:11:45.960 like, why did you, like, bro, it's my page, this is, you know, I started the page, I started
00:11:52.920 the broadcasts, I helped, I built the fucking community, and I'm facilitating this so people 0.69
00:11:58.440 can get together and, and network and do, you know, do all these things, this is literally, 0.95
00:12:02.040 so, this is the same as if you came to my birthday party, in my house, with my family, 0.98
00:12:07.200 and just started being like, this is a fucking shitty party, I don't even know why anybody 1.00
00:12:10.480 would even live here, now you're trying to steal my dinnerware, you could get the fuck 0.99
00:12:15.360 out, you know, oh, this isn't free, you go make your own channel, see how successful 0.94
00:12:20.260 the, the page of, um, the only reason I'm not super famous and successful is because
00:12:25.620 everybody else, and it's 9,000 pages of excuses, I don't know why, I can't believe that book
00:12:30.500 doesn't sell, it could, it's so easy to do, oh, I, I, I was basically gonna be like Marcus 0.79
00:12:39.080 Aurelius, but instead, I'm an anonymous fat loser that shoots off to people on the internet 0.95
00:12:45.720 all day, and it's, it's because of, I don't know, the Jews or something, I don't, you know, 0.99
00:12:51.440 whatever, this fucking attitude, like, you know, like, you're the only, like, no matter 0.99
00:12:58.260 what it is that's happened to you, whatever situation you found yourself in, no matter 0.99
00:13:03.220 what happened, you are the only person that cares enough to fix it, because every other
00:13:09.320 person you try to involve, guess what, isn't you, and will never care as much as you do,
00:13:15.320 the only, the only exception is maybe children and their parents are very, you know, maybe
00:13:20.160 they care more about their children's welfare than they do, but you know what I mean, in
00:13:22.840 general, in general, if I try to get my friends to help me accomplish something that I really
00:13:27.420 want, they're never gonna want it as much as I do, they're just trying to help me because
00:13:30.220 they're my friend or something, right, so, you have to do all of the work, and no one
00:13:36.100 likes to hear that, they'd like, they want to hear, how do I get what I want without
00:13:40.340 doing anything, everybody's, everybody's on, on, on, well, what if it was the Jews, like, 0.92
00:13:46.720 wow, that's a, you're taking up with them, right, I'm trying to make a different point 0.99
00:13:52.580 here, um, anyway, I fucking, I lost my train of thought, see, the Jews ruined my stream, 1.00
00:13:57.960 I can't remember what the hell I was gonna say now, people, what the hell was I saying, 0.99
00:14:04.020 I can't remember now, damn it, oh, well, I don't know, something about people being shitty 0.95
00:14:08.980 and lame, uh, oh, my goodness, they're all over the place here, so we got, uh, Rumble, 0.98
00:14:12.900 Todd Salerno, how you doing, he says, I wonder if Dong was the intermediary between the JICOMs 0.96
00:14:17.640 and TR, I don't know, uh, Dr. Genstein says, I blame poopy pants, you should, you should blame 1.00
00:14:24.260 him for a lot, he is the president and has an immense amount of power and is using it to do
00:14:27.940 absolutely nothing good, uh, Chet Chesom, how you doing, man, he says, there's no excuse
00:14:32.080 for not trying to get better, I had a coincidence and I'm still working out as best I can, it's good
00:14:37.620 for, it's good for you, both your mental and physical health, no, exercising is just for
00:14:42.540 narcissists, it's not like, you know, and, and drinking water is just for fish, like, no,
00:14:48.800 you literally need it to live and be healthy, for you to be healthy, like, 100%, you know,
00:14:53.940 across the board, all of your levels, like, yeah, everything's good to go, you have no
00:14:57.600 physical, mental, you are a healthy person, good to go, you cannot achieve that without
00:15:04.060 taking care of your body and exercising, that, that is, that is a, not negotiable, that's
00:15:08.560 not, well, you don't have to, no, you do have to, you have to exercise,
00:15:12.540 exercise to be healthy, if you don't, you're already, everything else the same, you eat
00:15:16.600 perfectly, you do everything perfectly, but you don't exercise, well, you're never going
00:15:20.820 to be at 100%, are you, and, you know, it can get worse, uh, madam, I will never read
00:15:28.300 the book, I won't read any books ever, I'm going to make you send that super chat a hundred
00:15:32.540 times, and then maybe I'll read a book, but I, I don't know, but, but Chet is right, there
00:15:36.460 is no excuse, because you're the only one that can, that can, that cares enough about
00:15:40.660 your situation, you're the only one that's going to care the most, so who, so why would
00:15:45.620 you expect anyone else to put in more effort than you, this is your project, your life is
00:15:51.560 your problem, your life is your project, don't expect other people to drop, who have their
00:15:57.320 own lives, by the way, this is the army equivalent, in which there's going to be a couple of these
00:16:02.040 tonight, metaphors, I have one, I specifically, uh, reminded me of when I was on the phone with
00:16:05.960 Morgan today, hence the thumbnail, I'll explain later, it involves, it involves the conservatives 0.93
00:16:11.400 being weak cucks and losers, but this is the same as like, so you're in like a rock 0.94
00:16:18.340 march, right, you got 100 guys, 200 guys, and, uh, one guy's like, this, complains that 0.99
00:16:24.500 it's heavy, and, and, and then he's like, you guys carry my stuff for me, to which you
00:16:31.360 go, you know, we're all carrying the, literally the exact same thing, right, we're all carrying
00:16:36.680 an identical amount of equipment, down, down to the bullet, but you think other people 0.99
00:16:42.940 should carry your, and they do, though, and that's what we do, we fucking pound those guys 0.99
00:16:47.060 out, the weaklings get fucking, you know what they do, they get on the truck, that's where 0.99
00:16:51.360 the saying comes from, they give up, they pack it in, they throw their rucksack down, 0.99
00:16:55.380 they go sit on the side of the road, and they fucking give up, and they get on the truck, 0.93
00:17:01.220 sometimes we let them get on the truck, because we're like, oh, I don't even want, you know, 0.98
00:17:04.500 other times people start to waver and falter, and we fucking drag them along, and, you know, 0.89
00:17:08.340 I've had it done to me, I've been that guy, I've been the weakest link in the chain, I've 0.53
00:17:12.280 told that story a bunch of, the special forces selection I was on, I was with a bunch of rock
00:17:15.660 star killing machines, you know, and I'm just regular me, and it's murder just to keep
00:17:20.340 up with them, everything was like, oh my, just to keep up, just to keep up, just to keep
00:17:25.640 up with them was like all I could do, and then later you find out, yeah, your guys' team
00:17:30.320 was the best one by like, you beat everyone by like nine hours, so like, oh, well, I think
00:17:34.420 it was nine hours, but it was hours, it was a few hours, you know, um, yeah, people are
00:17:39.720 just, everybody do other stuff for me, the only reason I don't have what I want is because
00:17:44.280 it's all everybody else, and if it wasn't for, if people just do what I say, well, that's
00:17:49.740 never going to happen, so figure it out, well, I'd rather just complain anonymously on the
00:17:54.820 run, okay, okay, good, I'm going to go to, yeah, anyway, it's enough, it's enough, I've
00:18:00.060 wasted enough time, Rumble's great, I guess everybody's moved to Rumble from Enchby, which 0.97
00:18:03.360 I appreciate, guys, king of, the king of trash, he's the king of all trash, says Philip runs 0.68
00:18:08.940 at 400%, I bet he has a great, uh, fitness plan, he's on a lot of drugs, and, um, I think 0.96
00:18:15.340 he's been cybernetically enhanced, I don't know for sure, but I think he's part machine, I think
00:18:22.900 he is part, like, like Darth Vader, something like that, I don't know, I think it was elective
00:18:27.160 surgery, I don't think it was like, as a result of like, oh, after the plane crash, we had
00:18:31.340 to, you know, tear out your organs and put in, no, he just, I think he did it to himself
00:18:35.580 just to see if he could, so, I don't know, I mean, some of the things, he has incredible
00:18:41.360 eyesight and hearing, like, it's not, it's not natural, it could be demonic, it probably
00:18:46.060 is, I'm just saying, there may also be a cybernetic, you know, monster from the video
00:18:51.800 game doom-like component to his existence, I don't, I can't say, it's, it's, I'm worried,
00:18:59.520 I'm constantly on, like, my anxiety is always like a two out of ten, it's never zero, it's
00:19:06.180 always in the back of my mind, it's like, you know that feeling when people are like, 0.91
00:19:09.620 oh, you know, you leave the house, you go out, and like, fuck, did I leave the oven 0.94
00:19:12.900 on, man, I don't think so, but I, you know, you're not gonna have a panic attack over it, 0.98
00:19:17.940 but it's in the back of your head, that's how I feel about Philip all the time, every
00:19:22.660 day of my life, I'm like, he could just start killing people, he's, he could be out grabbing,
00:19:31.400 you know, hostages right now, I, I don't know, I haven't seen him in a few, that's why I keep
00:19:37.000 him where I can see him, because when I don't, it gets, it gets worrying, anyway, we've wasted
00:19:42.540 too much time, we've got serious stuff to talk about, like, how definitely not a joke
00:19:47.900 Canada is, Alex Wood says, hello, my prince, prince, I'm a prince now, interesting, he says, 0.78
00:19:57.540 could you please say hello to my ugly kids that I hate, and in parentheses, he reiterates, 0.98
00:20:02.540 I hate them so much, Jimmy in Ireland, they are a little retarded, but they love you, 1.00
00:20:12.540 well, clearly they're watching, and, uh, your dad's got a good sense of humor, he likes 0.97
00:20:22.420 me more than you, how you like that, kids, yeah, I bet your dad's never given you two
00:20:27.620 dollars, take that, I don't know what your name is, I've pictured that it's Finnish, I don't
00:20:36.980 know why, I don't speak Finnish, I don't know next to nothing about Finland, except 0.97
00:20:42.520 they fought a couple of wars against the Russians, and, and held their own, which is fucking
00:20:49.180 something, when you consider how not big Finland is, that would be like half of Canada fighting 0.54
00:20:56.140 Russia and winning, or, not winning, just not losing, you know, a year into this, like, 0.84
00:21:01.780 did you fucking beat them, the Finns, yet, they're like, no, why, well, they refuse to 0.95
00:21:08.220 die, there is sniper who live in bushes, he's shot hundreds of my, my soldiers, we can't 1.00
00:21:13.980 kill him, entire air force, bomb, the true story, Simon Hayek, I don't know how to say
00:21:18.940 the guy's name, shot like hundreds and hundreds of Russians, and they could never get him, he's 0.99
00:21:25.060 burned up, and he's been shot, he, nope, they've carpetbombed the whole forest they think
00:21:28.840 he's in, nope, he's still alive, frustrating is that, if the Russians had nuclear, if the
00:21:35.740 Russians had access to nuclear weapons in World War II, the first time that nukes would
00:21:40.540 ever have been dropped would have been on Simon Hayek's head, and he probably, I mean, he
00:21:46.020 would have died, but not right away, I bet he lives another nine or ten hours, and takes
00:21:53.540 people with him, I bet he becomes a radioactive freak show zombie, I bet he's pulling
00:21:58.580 turrets right out of T-34s, and just, you know, it's like, ah, before his heart stops
00:22:02.780 or something, Simon taking no prisoners, like, I don't know, Finland, that's, so that, in
00:22:09.120 a nutshell, is what I know about Finland, basically nothing, and I don't know why, just because
00:22:14.200 this guy's name, and this is the message he sent me, he says, so Canada, how much to 0.83
00:22:19.860 keep Brandon, um, to be honest, I, like, we're maxed out at stupidity, keeping him here wouldn't 0.97
00:22:29.540 make any difference at all, in fact, it would be, here's why that's a bad idea, America, 0.89
00:22:35.000 see, no, Brandon has to go back, because Brandon is doing an amazing job of what the other team
00:22:40.780 will call, well, they call it radicalizing, but in, what it really means is just, uh, knowing
00:22:46.120 the truth of the world you're in, it's like being educated, like having a real education
00:22:50.400 on what's actually happening, who the real bad guys are, who the real good guys are, you
00:22:57.040 know, how history worked, and what actually happened, and you know what, that's radical,
00:23:02.140 like, so Biden is, he's, like, pushing people in that direction better than any president
00:23:06.920 could have in recent memory, so I think we need to keep him there, I think he's, I think it's
00:23:11.240 good, because if he leaves America, you know, they're gonna go back to sleep, and they're
00:23:14.540 gonna, they're gonna stop having, I mean, who's, who's gonna deliver these riveting
00:23:21.820 speeches, which end in gibberish, and no one understands anything, and all, all we know
00:23:26.400 is, I think George Floyd is getting a billion dollars, something like that, so it's good,
00:23:31.340 I think America needs more of this, you know, I don't, it's like, you know, discipline, I
00:23:36.820 don't want to have to do this to you, like, I don't want to discipline my children, but they
00:23:40.240 need to learn, they need to learn things, and it sucks, but, you know, it is what it
00:23:43.220 is, so, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, until, uh, I mean, that last insurrection was pretty weak,
00:23:50.180 guys, you didn't even bring weapons or anything, the best you had was a guy with, like, what,
00:23:55.260 he had horns on his head, and he's like, oh, look at me, I'm in the Senate chamber, that's
00:23:59.120 the pussiest insurrection I've ever seen, it's terrible, nobody, listen, you didn't even, 0.63
00:24:04.300 like, break into an army base and start, and steal armored vehicles or anything, there was 0.98
00:24:08.440 no anti-aircraft cap, you know the government's gonna bring helicopters and shit, and you're
00:24:13.200 And you didn't even bring that, this, you know, you know what, I'm starting to think
00:24:16.520 this wasn't even an insurrection at all, did you, you didn't plan to even, there's definitely
00:24:23.080 no plan to hold the ground once you've taken it by violent force, and from what I can tell,
00:24:27.140 geez, it seems like you just walked in there, they just let you in, this is really weak, 1.00
00:24:32.940 guys, so we, President Brandon has to go back until you guys fucking get your shit together, 0.99
00:24:39.200 because, you know, this is why, that's why, that's why, that's why we're in this mess, 1.00
00:24:44.760 because an old man with dementia who literally poops his pants is a dictator, and everyone's
00:24:50.080 like, I don't know what we should do, I sometimes picture that, like, in the, like, who knows,
00:25:03.320 right, and no one knows, no, literally, it's funny as adults, like, people become so set in
00:25:07.720 their ways, that you lose that childlike sense of, oh, maybe, I don't know, I literally don't
00:25:13.160 know anything, I'm a child, anything could be possible, right, but something like the concept
00:25:16.960 of the afterlife, like, any of us have any fucking idea, you know, so we'd be like, oh, that's 0.60
00:25:21.740 literally anyone's idea is as good as the next, none of us know anything, and none of us will
00:25:26.800 know, so, sometimes I like to imagine, like, maybe you could, like, you could hang out with all
00:25:32.820 the other dead, like, other people, like, it's just, you know, and like, hey, have you
00:25:36.200 checked on the earth, you see what's going on, like, as new, it's basically like the
00:25:40.120 farm league, earth is, like, where people are, like, you know, selected, and the winners,
00:25:45.520 you get to go to the, you get to, the losers, you get reincarnated, and you go back into the 0.95
00:25:48.900 shit show, that they're all watching, and laughing, and betting on, and they're getting 0.99
00:25:52.720 drunk, and they'll be like, oh, watch this, watch this, George Floyd, hey, guys, George 0.98
00:25:56.380 Floyd just died, and they'll come in, and there's, like, Samuel Adams, and there's, like, 0.87
00:26:02.780 Thomas Jefferson, like, the founding fathers of America are just sitting there, like, sucking 0.97
00:26:06.040 back beers, watching this, going, oh, for fuck's sake, it's like being a Leafs fan, basically, 0.95
00:26:11.840 I picture the founding fathers of America, and of all of our countries, of, you know, Australia, 0.99
00:26:16.200 Canada, United Kingdom, you know, fucking King George, King George is up there drinking 0.95
00:26:20.580 with Thomas Jefferson, they're having beers together, you know, can you believe the state 1.00
00:26:29.120 of this place, things were better when we were around, shit face, what are they doing 0.99
00:26:41.020 now, oh, they're cutting their dicks off, I can't watch this anymore, it's just like being 0.99
00:26:47.800 a Maple Leafs fan, guys, I'm telling you, oh, my God, they're up 4-0 in the third period 0.99
00:26:53.780 of the game, it's fucking over, I'm already, who are we playing next, the Rangers, oh, they 0.99
00:26:57.640 couldn't possibly blow, oh, come on, you gotta be fucking, yeah, that's right, that's right, 0.99
00:27:03.180 we did it again, we're doing another smart thing, we got big brains again, what are we 1.00
00:27:07.580 doing now, Slava Ukraine, oh, for fucking Jesus, they don't pay attention to anything at 0.99
00:27:17.560 all, do they, they don't even, not a word, nope, they are literally, like, literally 0.99
00:27:22.440 asleep while walking around, and the funny thing is, they talk about it like it's, like
00:27:27.580 they're aware of this concept of awake versus asleep in your mental, like there's people
00:27:32.480 that know what's going on, and there's people that are literally distracted constantly by 0.98
00:27:36.300 the breads and circuses, the games, the phones, the TVs, the fucking consumerism, the capitalism, 0.99
00:27:41.320 buy more shit, you know, meaningless, substanceless, depthless emptiness that must, once you get 0.99
00:27:48.060 it, and you get that initial dopamine rush, and it's gone, which is very quickly, you're 0.99
00:27:51.960 already looking for another one, and that's your, basically your life, your life is an addict 1.00
00:27:55.880 chasing dopamine hits like a fucking loser. 1.00
00:27:58.280 There's them, and then there's the rest of us, who are a minority, a very angry, tired 1.00
00:28:06.760 minority, you know, very, literally, it's literally a very tiny minority.
00:28:14.340 Oh, you white people always say, well, we're like 8% of the world, so we're a minority there
00:28:18.560 too, and half of us are retarded, apparently, apparently half of our own people are like, I 0.81
00:28:24.920 think we need more communism, Israel is our greatest ally, did you, did you, they just 0.93
00:28:33.380 made it illegal, they're trying to make it illegal to talk about Jesus in Israel, they 0.96
00:28:37.700 hate, this guy says you should all be killed, I'm your greatest ally, MAGA, is Benjamin not 0.99
00:28:50.640 Yahoo here, he's literally a terrorist, you know what, never mind, never mind, you are 1.00
00:28:59.360 willfully looking the other way, they are fucking killing people in your face, and you're like, 1.00
00:29:05.520 I love it, what'd they do to our navy ship, they set it on fire repeatedly for hours and 0.99
00:29:15.160 hours and killed hundreds of people, and then tried to blame it on Egypt so we would enter 0.99
00:29:19.380 the war on their side, what the fuck is wrong with these people, wait till everybody hears 0.99
00:29:24.280 about this, yeah, no one cares, apparently, they're just like, oh, football's on, you're 0.99
00:29:28.660 like, oh, cool, so you're just a slave, your existence is to get up, work some slave wage 0.68
00:29:34.880 job that you hate, to not get enough money, and the government takes most of it anyway for
00:29:38.600 taxes, and you hoard what pennies you can save to go back to your hovel, your cute, whatever
00:29:45.820 pod you live in, because I mean, especially if you're under 35 or 30, these people have
00:29:51.460 houses or anything anymore, you're living in an apartment building or with your parents
00:29:54.680 or something, you got your coins, and what are you gonna, I think I might be able to buy
00:29:59.280 a new movie this weekend, oh, wow, what an impressive haul you've got there, and then
00:30:06.120 next weekend there'll be a new video game, and then next weekend we're going drinking, and
00:30:09.640 then next, it's like, oh, yes, very, very, oh, I blinked, and I'm 75, the end, neat, I
00:30:20.420 just, I don't understand those people, you know, at no point were they like, what is
00:30:24.780 going on, they could just do this in front, and when you show them these things, like,
00:30:28.220 I'm not making this up, Google the USS Liberty, Google that they're like, yes, they're trying
00:30:35.300 to make Christianity illegal, they hate you, this one guy's on camera saying, oh, the 1.00
00:30:38.960 Torah says to kill you all, the Torah says to kill all the idol, you Christians are 1.00
00:30:44.320 idol worshippers, you must be killed, it's in the Torah, okay, let's go to America for 1.00
00:30:51.960 comment, mega greatest, my blood is made out of cheese, like, oh, we're not gonna make 1.00
00:31:03.300 it, are we, people, I mean, are you writing another memory report, Mossad, they're so gay, 1.00
00:31:23.800 they're all so gay, I think, I think Israel has the most LGBTQ in the world, I believe, 1.00
00:31:31.120 I did read that somewhere, is that true, I don't know, but I think so, I mean, I'm just 0.92
00:31:38.140 saying, they love it, so if you're into that, maybe, maybe you wanna go, maybe they can arrange
00:31:45.720 something for you, you know, I don't know, I'm just cranky today, Dr. Genstein says, took
00:31:53.740 the kids bowling today, and I kept getting the slashy slash symbol, but backwards, don't
00:31:58.220 know much about bowling, but took that as a good sign, that or you're being, it's a death
00:32:02.520 threat, what do you mean backwards, were they doing this, that's bad, that's a bad, that's
00:32:07.780 a bad hand gesture, this one's okay, you know, it's like the, it's like a, it's like a, it's
00:32:15.160 like what, what, what, what, what are the young people doing, they're doing the, doing the
00:32:18.900 dabbing, dabbing, it's like a dab with a curveball, wah, you know, you, you know, it's got a little
00:32:26.680 extra, it's got some, it's got some hot sauce on it, is this guy okay in the head, no,
00:32:35.640 no, I've been here a while, he's, I think this is live streamed from a hospital, uh,
00:32:42.920 wahatonin says, is my name from the great Sioux nation, oh, okay, totally off, didn't,
00:32:49.860 at no time was I was like Native American, nope, I went to Finland for some reason, very,
00:32:55.720 very well, the Sioux nation, but I enjoyed your story, he says, thumbs up, thank you, I
00:33:00.280 appreciate it, man, I'm breezy, he says, slava harder and read a book, I will never, I will 0.97
00:33:04.760 never slava at all, I hate slava, I'm a slava phobe, I'm a fucking, yeah, that's right, 1.00
00:33:12.200 I'm a goddamn slava phobe, you're just, this man is a slava phobe, and the conservative 1.00
00:33:19.800 party condemns slava phobe, I'm a goddamn proud slava phobe, fuck you and your slava, 1.00
00:33:26.580 your dirty, gross, inferior, it belongs under my boot, that's where your slava can go, that's 1.00
00:33:36.440 where it can live, can live there forever, I'll give it just enough oxygen to survive, 1.00
00:33:45.100 and when I feel like it, I'll just fucking, like a cigarette, just twist my heel, that's 0.99
00:33:50.720 how much I care about your precious slava, this man doesn't even want to be a warmonger, 0.99
00:33:57.180 this man has no regard for the continuation of bankers' wars, Mr. Speaker, how can Canada
00:34:05.300 consist of a healthy democracy with people like this running around saying that we shouldn't
00:34:11.740 be bombing civilians and paying for genocidal maniacs to, there's no logic to it, I don't
00:34:20.060 know why people are so angry, and may I add, the cost of milk, it's very, the milk price
00:34:26.840 is, it's a problem, Chisholm says, when I saw the death of the patron saint of speedballing,
00:34:34.120 I said that was cardiac, I was then told I ascended to maxed bigothood, to maxed bigothood,
00:34:41.420 it got worse when I said medications should be safe, oh, I see, I see, I see the metaphor,
00:34:49.520 Mr. Man here, yeah, Chet was a paramedic and was like talking sense, so they like fired
00:34:55.380 him pretty much, and then he, and then, uh, I believe, I don't, yeah, I don't want to talk
00:35:00.200 about your situation publicly if you don't, like, as I don't, I don't remember, I don't
00:35:03.280 want to mix up or get anything wrong, but I believe he is, uh, his head quite, has a bit
00:35:08.840 of a story, somebody's, who's eating babies, who's Keith, Keith, you ate babies again today,
00:35:16.900 again, not you ate babies, you ate babies again, oh, Keith, oh, I see, I'm following the chat
00:35:21.860 now, I ate McDonald's, I think I'm going to Slava, yeah, you probably, that's why, that's
00:35:26.260 why you feel like that, you ate human babies, human live deep fried babies, that's what
00:35:33.120 nuggets are, do you not know that, oh, what, they're going to smack the Slava out of me, 1.00
00:35:47.720 I don't know, and someone else says, uh, I need to pray for my Slavation, Slava, yeah,
00:35:52.880 I know, to hell with your Slava, it's never happening, play the video, what video, what 1.00
00:35:58.980 video, he's talking about the angry Israeli guy, telling everybody, you should all just 1.00
00:36:02.860 be killed, he's like, we should all be killed, yes, just straight up, has no fear of anyone 0.99
00:36:10.540 calling him a bigot or a racist or whatever, and you know why, that's why they win, do you 0.99
00:36:15.280 know why they're winning, because of that attitude, that is a manly alpha attitude, this 0.97
00:36:22.480 is what I believe, and I don't give a shit who, what anyone thinks about it, I'm sorry, 1.00
00:36:29.660 did you say this is your belief, yes, I did, fuck, get out of my face, you bitch ass loser, 1.00
00:36:35.920 you know, you got to respect him for it, right, and we have people that are like, well, 1.00
00:36:50.180 tolerating foreign infiltration from China, no, I'm sorry, Beijing, is one thing,
00:37:00.400 the passports, and the medical experimentation, and the tearing of a chasm as wound in the
00:37:11.060 psyche of society, that was another thing, but if you're going to stand there, and you're
00:37:21.300 going to suggest, are you going to call me the R word, are you going to even threaten
00:37:25.720 to call me racist, well then, that's as far as I go, I can't handle this, that's not
00:37:30.540 something I can, no, that's too intense for me, someone's going to say mean things about
00:37:37.600 me, I mean, what do you want from me, I'm not Superman, what do I look like, what do
00:37:44.980 I look like, Zeus, and what do you expect me to just like, do you honestly expect me, an
00:37:51.040 establishment politician to go tell the truth, and then have people turn around and go, you're
00:37:56.460 bad, we don't like you, that is like, I mean, I'd rather die, I would rather die than people
00:38:02.720 say mean things about me telling the truth, about horrible things that people need to be
00:38:08.720 alerted to, so that said horrible thing can be stopped, because I can't stop it myself,
00:38:15.280 I need help, we all need help, we need more people, we need more people to know, and help
00:38:20.720 spread the message, and push, and wake the fuck up, because we're in danger, you see,
00:38:26.220 we're in fucking danger, all of us are in danger, do you understand, so that's why it's 0.77
00:38:32.460 important that we do it, nah, well, not if someone's going to call me names, I mean, 0.96
00:38:40.500 pfft, trust me guys, we just got to get the lips out, we're just going to get the lips out, 1.00
00:38:47.200 we'll replace one massive coward, one effeminate, criminal, shithead, fucking weak loser coward, 1.00
00:38:58.440 with another of the exact same quality, and, because the problem is these guys don't have 1.00
00:39:07.280 souls, they're not strong, they're not free, they can't tell the truth, they're not,
00:39:13.060 men that can't tell the truth, are not strong men, you're literally afraid of words, you're
00:39:20.540 afraid of people saying words, we're not in, we're not in China, dude, see, this is the thing,
00:39:28.380 this is easy, this is easy mode, and it's only going to get harder, they're going to make it more
00:39:35.320 and more difficult for you to say anything effectively, without destroying your life,
00:39:39.480 and right now, the worst they'll do, is they'll ruin your reputation, come after your employment,
00:39:46.500 and if they can, they'll throw you in jail for whatever they can find on you, that's just so far, 0.99
00:39:52.340 in some countries, like China, they just fucking kill you, they'll just kill you, 1.00
00:39:59.820 and nobody can stop them, and do you know why nobody can stop them, because back when they could 0.99
00:40:05.700 have still been stopped, when there were still people like, you know, above the surface of the
00:40:12.420 water fighting to stay alive, people like you, instead of outstretching a hand to bring this
00:40:19.780 person up out of the water to help fight the problem, you put your boot on their face and
00:40:24.860 drowned them so you could get ahead, so you could get ahead, what about me, and my pension,
00:40:31.440 and my paycheck, and my promotion, and me, and me, and what about me, so you contributed to the
00:40:37.020 furthering of tyranny, and the destruction of your own country, and now the people are literally
00:40:42.440 enslaved, and can't fight back, they can't, they cannot, they have no weapons, at all, they have no
00:40:53.140 physical weapons, they have no financial weapons, government owns everything, it's a communist country, 0.66
00:41:00.180 kind of like Canada's becoming, they own everything, they own fucking everything, you want to buy cars, 0.93
00:41:06.180 a house, the government's involved, so that's out, you can't even shut them out of that, 0.89
00:41:11.900 and you have no guns, they took all that away, so you can't threaten force at all,
00:41:18.100 they have all the guns, they have a monopoly on violence, and you can't even tell people about
00:41:23.580 this, and make them see what, how fucking danger of a situation they're in, because the internet is 0.58
00:41:28.620 censored, and speech laws are gone, and all the tongues were ripped out, because people started 0.87
00:41:33.000 to make it okay to say, no, you can shut people up if you don't like what they're saying, oh yes,
00:41:37.220 you certainly can, yeah, you gotta censor them, because it's rude, it's insensitive, it's making 1.00
00:41:41.480 people's feelings get hurt, yes, let's listen to these fucking 19th wave feminist losers, 1.00
00:41:48.620 let's have all this female feminist, sensitive, and to death, right to death, right to death, 1.00
00:41:54.820 let's censor out the ability of dissent at all, and make it illegal, so that, you know, just to 0.95
00:42:01.540 simply criticize or say anything means to destroy your own life, at which point only heroic people
00:42:07.160 are going to do it, and guess what, there's not very many of those, there's very few of those,
00:42:11.040 that's like once in a while, like, oh, there's Julian Assange,
00:42:17.360 oh, there's Ken O'Keefe, I mean, it's not a, I mean, there's not a fucking huge lineup,
00:42:26.440 and again, that's, that's, that's now, what's it going to be like when it's a death sentence,
00:42:31.260 not just a potential legal, and when they did these things, when Assange did all this stuff,
00:42:36.180 this was like fucking 15 years ago, 10 years ago now, all that they were going to do then was 0.99
00:42:42.020 just call them, you know, names and so on, and even still the establishment fucking losers couldn't 0.98
00:42:46.960 get on board then, so don't let, don't let them sell you on this, it's strategy, bro, it's a strategy, 0.98
00:42:55.020 bro, we got to win, bro, we got to be the liberals to win, bro, so then we get in with our strategy,
00:43:03.160 and then we'll just change everything last minute, no, you won't, no, you won't,
00:43:09.680 you're, they're turning you into them, soon you will be them, if you're not already, 0.81
00:43:16.040 and it's over, oh, it's a strategy, it's a strategy of losing,
00:43:22.720 it's a strategy of losing, and this ties into, again, with this, this thing,
00:43:28.220 men will not tolerate this forever, 0.99
00:43:33.140 they won't,
00:43:36.540 in every age and time,
00:43:41.620 there is a, you know, there's a ruling class, it is how, it is what it is, 0.99
00:43:45.780 there's a king, there's a bunch of priests, there's a fucking general, whatever, 0.99
00:43:49.720 whenever, somebody, and his, and his boys, are running the show, 1.00
00:43:54.540 that's just, read a fucking book, 0.99
00:43:59.880 no, that's not, yes, that's how all human power structures work, whether they, 1.00
00:44:03.740 whether you can see them or not, that's how it, that's what's happening,
00:44:06.500 and the problems arise when,
00:44:12.580 these people can't manage their affairs, 0.68
00:44:14.660 and it affects everyone around them,
00:44:17.620 like the people they're managing, or ruling, or whatever,
00:44:21.140 and if it gets bad enough, that everything starts to get wobbly,
00:44:26.860 and scary,
00:44:28.980 and like, uh-oh, we're, like, things are getting worse and worse by the day,
00:44:33.400 people start to realize, how long can we afford to keep you in charge?
00:44:37.460 How long can we let you lose game after game after game after game?
00:44:41.240 We're not going to make the playoffs here, guys, you hear what I'm saying?
00:44:44.660 It's strategy, bro.
00:44:48.920 Is that what the last 30 years of giving up ground to the liberals has been?
00:44:53.400 Is that, that's your strategy?
00:44:55.060 To lose for 30 years?
00:44:58.280 To then suddenly, no.
00:45:00.580 They are beating you.
00:45:02.480 They are beating you because you don't, you're not fighting back,
00:45:05.420 you're incapable of it.
00:45:07.040 You need to be replaced. 1.00
00:45:08.640 You need to be moved out of the fucking way, 1.00
00:45:11.120 because sooner or later, like any of those kings or generals or whoever, 0.99
00:45:14.660 there's another layer underneath them,
00:45:17.740 and another layer underneath them,
00:45:19.100 and another layer that's layered.
00:45:20.340 It's a hierarchy, right?
00:45:22.160 Somewhere in that hierarchy are other men.
00:45:27.160 Somewhere. 1.00
00:45:28.420 They could even be on the very fucking bottom. 0.99
00:45:31.460 If you have to go all the way to the bottom of your power hierarchy 0.99
00:45:34.440 to find the group of men that are like,
00:45:36.420 this has got to stop.
00:45:37.840 We've got to do something about, like, I don't care what it takes.
00:45:40.500 Because if it gets bad enough, people will eventually get to the point
00:45:42.860 where they go, I don't care.
00:45:44.500 This problem, these people are a bigger problem
00:45:47.660 than the consequences of me dealing with them.
00:45:49.840 The consequences of us doing whatever we've got to do to fix this
00:45:52.800 are less of a threat than if we ignore this even a moment longer.
00:45:58.500 That point will come, and stronger men will simply do this, 0.99
00:46:04.440 and they will move these fucking people out of the way. 0.99
00:46:11.260 That's just, I'm just telling you what's going to happen. 0.99
00:46:15.200 That's how it always happens.
00:46:17.280 They smell weakness, and it's like, listen,
00:46:28.500 my bank account's getting smaller every day.
00:46:32.900 My prospects are getting worse every day.
00:46:36.580 My children are upset and worried.
00:46:38.580 My wife is stressing out. 0.99
00:46:39.740 You better fucking sort this out, dude. 0.98
00:46:44.380 So I'm just letting you know, 1.00
00:46:45.780 these fucking assholes at the top, 1.00
00:46:47.660 the pressure goes up. 1.00
00:46:50.400 Bullshit may roll downhill, 1.00
00:46:51.800 but pressure can fucking go up as well. 1.00
00:46:56.120 People are looking back, 0.98
00:46:57.180 because you've got all the responsibility
00:46:58.480 with all this power you've accumulated, don't you?
00:47:01.560 I need all the power.
00:47:03.000 Oh, you've got it all now,
00:47:04.620 so get to work.
00:47:05.640 Oh, everything seems to just get worse and worse and worse.
00:47:08.160 Maybe you shouldn't have any power at all.
00:47:10.860 You don't seem to know what to do with it.
00:47:15.780 You can say they're traitors,
00:47:20.540 they're doing it on purpose, 1.00
00:47:22.140 they're just incompetent, 1.00
00:47:24.020 they're lazy. 1.00
00:47:25.160 It doesn't matter,
00:47:26.640 because the result is the same.
00:47:28.400 If I lose a game on purpose,
00:47:32.360 or I'm just,
00:47:33.100 the other side is just so much better at it than me,
00:47:35.540 that I lose,
00:47:37.060 or I just half-assed it,
00:47:40.280 and I didn't really try very hard,
00:47:41.620 because I didn't really care,
00:47:42.600 and I lose,
00:47:44.620 what matters in that situation?
00:47:46.780 What goes in the stat column?
00:47:48.940 What gets written down in the book for history,
00:47:51.620 that you lost?
00:47:53.540 Wins and losses.
00:47:54.620 When you go through old hockey scores,
00:47:58.120 or championship boxing records,
00:47:59.700 it doesn't say,
00:48:00.840 you know,
00:48:01.280 Joe Lewis defeated so-and-so,
00:48:03.080 and,
00:48:03.420 well, he lost,
00:48:04.320 but it was because of this,
00:48:05.240 and a big, long story.
00:48:06.660 No, this guy beat that guy, 0.79
00:48:07.960 that guy beat,
00:48:08.500 this is what happens.
00:48:12.120 Regardless of how you got there,
00:48:14.420 what is important is the result,
00:48:16.040 and the result is we're losing,
00:48:17.240 and we've been losing for 30 years.
00:48:18.900 And the same people
00:48:21.680 that have been losing for 30 years
00:48:23.180 are telling us,
00:48:25.440 the actual right-wing dissident citizens
00:48:29.500 in the country
00:48:29.980 that are getting very annoyed
00:48:31.280 with their constant failure,
00:48:33.260 so that we've now had to engage ourselves,
00:48:35.780 because I didn't want to do this.
00:48:38.840 I wasn't like,
00:48:39.420 I can't wait to get out of the army 1.00
00:48:40.500 so I can be an internet fucking dickhead. 1.00
00:48:43.860 There was a hundred other things 0.99
00:48:45.240 I thought about doing,
00:48:46.060 but it's like,
00:48:46.640 it just, 0.89
00:48:47.040 it became so ridiculous. 0.93
00:48:49.720 And if you haven't noticed, 1.00
00:48:51.120 other men all over the fucking world 0.99
00:48:52.800 are doing the same thing. 0.99
00:48:54.400 And they're becoming more popular,
00:48:56.700 and they're becoming more successful,
00:48:59.180 and more powerful.
00:49:01.680 So this is a threat.
00:49:03.240 This is a rising,
00:49:05.160 opposing class
00:49:06.380 to the political class.
00:49:08.860 Because this is like a free market.
00:49:11.200 This is literally
00:49:12.400 mass-produced populism
00:49:14.580 via the internet.
00:49:16.220 People can support whoever they want,
00:49:17.560 they watch whoever they want,
00:49:18.500 if you can't succeed,
00:49:20.220 that's your fault. 0.54
00:49:21.480 That's the market dictates,
00:49:22.900 you know?
00:49:24.540 If people like what you're selling,
00:49:26.500 if they like what you're doing,
00:49:27.900 they will come back,
00:49:28.880 and they will support you,
00:49:29.700 and they'll stick around.
00:49:32.060 And there are a lot of these guys
00:49:34.220 popping up,
00:49:35.480 and they're all,
00:49:36.000 we're all generally pretty
00:49:37.320 in the same ballpark.
00:49:39.100 So you see how this is a threat?
00:49:41.000 They're losing control
00:49:43.620 of the minds of the population.
00:49:45.140 They're now like,
00:49:46.280 basically listening.
00:49:48.980 This is the authority.
00:49:50.140 This is the establishment.
00:49:52.120 But you can start
00:49:53.360 to kind of hear something,
00:49:55.040 and you kind of look,
00:49:56.260 but you don't see anything,
00:49:57.280 and you go back to listening,
00:49:58.400 and you hear something again,
00:50:00.700 and it's becoming more annoying,
00:50:03.340 and you're like,
00:50:03.780 what is...
00:50:05.000 And now we're at the point
00:50:06.060 where they're now saying,
00:50:09.780 because we didn't exist, guys.
00:50:13.300 We were never acknowledged
00:50:15.360 before I even existed,
00:50:17.100 like on the internet,
00:50:17.820 or before I even existed,
00:50:19.280 following the other people
00:50:20.360 that were in this game
00:50:21.420 long before me.
00:50:22.420 They would never 0.99
00:50:23.380 in a million fucking years 0.99
00:50:25.020 would they even be... 1.00
00:50:25.940 Like, preposterous.
00:50:29.000 Preposterous.
00:50:29.640 And these days,
00:50:30.540 we have presidents
00:50:31.360 and prime ministers
00:50:32.160 and opposition leaders
00:50:33.120 and stuff all over the world
00:50:33.900 having to address us
00:50:35.060 and like loathe
00:50:37.100 if they have to say 1.00
00:50:38.040 our fucking names. 1.00
00:50:38.960 They try not to. 1.00
00:50:40.240 But they're now,
00:50:41.400 in this metaphor,
00:50:42.220 these people up here
00:50:43.020 that they're trying
00:50:44.140 to listen to,
00:50:45.200 they're...
00:50:45.360 Oh yeah, don't listen
00:50:46.100 to that out there.
00:50:46.680 What do you...
00:50:46.980 No, that's just noise.
00:50:48.200 Don't pay any attention to that.
00:50:49.760 Look at me.
00:50:50.540 Look at me.
00:50:51.420 Look at me. 1.00
00:50:51.960 They're fucking losing influence 1.00
00:50:53.380 and they're losing power. 1.00
00:50:54.360 It's bleeding away.
00:50:55.400 And more people
00:50:56.100 are wanting to know
00:50:56.580 what this noise is outside. 0.98
00:50:59.260 And once they fucking 0.97
00:51:00.240 open the windows 0.99
00:51:00.920 and start to hear the music
00:51:02.180 and like that...
00:51:03.180 You know that?
00:51:03.720 I like the sound
00:51:04.940 of that tune
00:51:05.540 a hell of a lot more
00:51:06.360 than I like yours.
00:51:07.340 And everybody leaves 1.00
00:51:08.540 your fucking party 1.00
00:51:09.400 and comes to our party. 1.00
00:51:12.060 And then you die. 1.00
00:51:13.480 That's it. 0.99
00:51:14.060 You're all done.
00:51:15.080 It's over.
00:51:16.020 You might as well
00:51:16.480 just pack it up.
00:51:17.300 You're done.
00:51:19.300 It'll be decades
00:51:21.380 before you ever win
00:51:22.320 any of those people back.
00:51:25.060 It would take
00:51:25.860 some kind of insane,
00:51:27.300 you know...
00:51:28.500 This is like...
00:51:29.120 A tectonic shift
00:51:30.220 is happening.
00:51:30.780 So it takes a very...
00:51:33.400 Like, it's a huge,
00:51:34.560 massive shift
00:51:36.240 that we're talking about.
00:51:38.040 And it's...
00:51:38.500 Just inches at a time.
00:51:40.720 Millimeters at a time.
00:51:41.740 But once it starts
00:51:43.160 to reach that event horizon,
00:51:45.060 it's just gonna...
00:51:45.880 Wah! 0.94
00:51:47.340 Because it's so heavy.
00:51:49.000 It's momentum.
00:51:50.660 The other side
00:51:51.360 has been so powerful
00:51:52.160 for so long
00:51:52.820 and had such a monopoly
00:51:53.640 on control.
00:51:54.320 It's starting to lose
00:51:55.060 and it's bleeding down
00:51:56.060 onto our side
00:51:57.180 of the teeter-totter.
00:51:59.920 And then once you get
00:52:00.720 here,
00:52:02.780 we weigh
00:52:03.420 a lot more
00:52:04.720 than they do.
00:52:06.360 They're gonna go
00:52:07.200 wah! 0.94
00:52:09.700 Right down.
00:52:13.340 Well, I guess
00:52:14.240 we're the heavy ones
00:52:15.140 so we go...
00:52:15.860 And they go...
00:52:16.560 Off the thing.
00:52:17.760 But you understand?
00:52:19.760 But it's gonna take...
00:52:21.060 It's taken a while
00:52:22.000 but it is working.
00:52:23.300 And that's why
00:52:23.980 they're trying to censor
00:52:24.700 the internet
00:52:25.080 because more people
00:52:26.960 know what's happening now.
00:52:27.860 More than my entire lifetime. 0.99
00:52:29.220 It's fucking crazy. 0.98
00:52:31.300 It's insane. 1.00
00:52:33.080 How many people...
00:52:34.300 Like, um...
00:52:36.820 Like, I don't even try...
00:52:38.900 I don't even...
00:52:39.260 I'm not even sure
00:52:39.800 of these numbers
00:52:40.480 that we have
00:52:42.860 that you see on these...
00:52:43.720 It's like,
00:52:44.120 oh, yeah,
00:52:44.600 this episode
00:52:45.400 had like 29,000
00:52:46.800 total views or downloads
00:52:48.500 and this one...
00:52:48.960 It's like, okay.
00:52:50.740 But it's...
00:52:52.080 Like, that's not that many
00:52:53.280 in a country of
00:52:54.400 37 million, but...
00:52:58.160 I don't know.
00:52:59.960 I wonder if they're
00:53:00.640 screwing with it.
00:53:01.300 I wonder if they're 0.83
00:53:01.640 screwing with everybody's. 0.54
00:53:03.280 Cut the number...
00:53:04.200 Could you imagine
00:53:04.800 if all of everyone's
00:53:05.880 real numbers
00:53:06.440 were like seven times
00:53:07.560 what they really are?
00:53:10.920 They would be
00:53:11.840 if it wasn't
00:53:12.420 for the censorship,
00:53:13.260 if it wasn't 1.00
00:53:13.640 for these fucking people 1.00
00:53:14.460 who refused to leave YouTube 1.00
00:53:15.700 over on YouTube.
00:53:18.960 Used to be the wild...
00:53:19.960 YouTube used to be
00:53:20.700 the coolest site
00:53:21.400 on the internet.
00:53:21.860 It had everything,
00:53:23.320 anything you wanted.
00:53:25.020 It was Alexandria's
00:53:26.560 library of information.
00:53:27.820 You wanted to know about it,
00:53:28.780 you went on YouTube.
00:53:30.080 2009 to 12
00:53:31.760 was like...
00:53:33.400 It was crazy.
00:53:34.760 It was...
00:53:35.140 It was school.
00:53:36.260 It was nuts.
00:53:38.840 Whatever you wanted, man.
00:53:40.140 About anything.
00:53:41.580 It was incredible.
00:53:42.620 And the algorithm
00:53:43.240 was so good.
00:53:45.240 It was so well...
00:53:46.140 Because it was built
00:53:46.840 honestly.
00:53:47.500 They built like,
00:53:48.060 well, if this person...
00:53:48.980 The algorithm determined
00:53:50.120 like, this is clearly
00:53:51.100 what you like
00:53:51.840 and the more things
00:53:52.780 you watch,
00:53:53.400 it already...
00:53:53.940 It figures out...
00:53:54.960 It knows what you want
00:53:55.720 to watch
00:53:56.160 before you're even done
00:53:57.260 watching what you're watching.
00:53:58.820 It knows that by the end
00:53:59.800 of this video,
00:54:00.560 it's got,
00:54:00.880 now you want to watch
00:54:01.520 this next?
00:54:01.960 And you're like,
00:54:02.240 yes, I do.
00:54:03.740 Yeah, that...
00:54:04.440 Yes, that also.
00:54:05.640 And it's just...
00:54:06.360 Next thing you know,
00:54:07.120 you've watched seven hours 1.00
00:54:08.040 of fucking... 1.00
00:54:08.900 speeches and presentations 1.00
00:54:10.880 and your fucking head's on fire. 1.00
00:54:12.360 You're like, 1.00
00:54:12.560 I gotta go outside.
00:54:13.440 And now we have this.
00:54:19.120 Now we have Pedotube
00:54:20.340 where it's toy unwrappings 0.99
00:54:22.340 and fucking milk toast takes 0.99
00:54:24.580 on whatever. 1.00
00:54:26.420 And...
00:54:26.900 I don't know.
00:54:29.980 Japanese kids.
00:54:31.840 What is even on there anymore?
00:54:33.660 Like, I don't even use this...
00:54:34.880 I don't consume content
00:54:36.040 on YouTube anymore.
00:54:36.780 At all.
00:54:37.360 I only use it,
00:54:38.520 like I said,
00:54:39.160 for propaganda purposes
00:54:40.120 to steal customers
00:54:40.940 and bring them over
00:54:42.080 to like,
00:54:42.520 you know,
00:54:43.160 rebel platforms
00:54:43.900 that aren't,
00:54:44.480 you know,
00:54:46.220 aren't overtly just be like,
00:54:47.860 hey, Jeffrey Epstein,
00:54:49.000 how was your birthday?
00:54:51.040 Like, I'm not...
00:54:52.900 Google's bad, guys.
00:54:54.500 Like, you know that. 0.64
00:54:55.420 Like, they're evil incarnate.
00:54:56.680 They're one of the most 0.96
00:54:57.100 evil companies in the world. 0.56
00:55:00.420 Anyway.
00:55:02.020 Anyway.
00:55:02.640 I don't know.
00:55:03.040 I don't know what's going on.
00:55:04.120 I'm just rambling now.
00:55:06.360 Chris Burke sent me
00:55:07.140 some kind of...
00:55:07.700 What are those?
00:55:09.260 Are those chicken eggs?
00:55:10.660 They're some kind of tokens.
00:55:11.600 I don't know what they mean
00:55:12.460 or what they do
00:55:13.060 or what they're worth
00:55:13.760 or I don't know what they are.
00:55:14.820 I'm going to assume
00:55:15.460 they're chicken eggs.
00:55:17.520 Man, it's only been an hour.
00:55:18.800 I was hoping it was
00:55:19.400 three times that long
00:55:20.260 so I could go home.
00:55:22.140 Back to my wood pile
00:55:23.320 where I belong.
00:55:25.540 Go back into the woods
00:55:26.860 where you belong.
00:55:28.120 Where is my...
00:55:28.880 Okay.
00:55:30.060 What else was I talking about?
00:55:31.520 Lost my entire train of thought.
00:55:33.000 Doesn't matter.
00:55:33.620 There's lots of...
00:55:34.160 Lots of...
00:55:34.680 Lots of things to talk about.
00:55:35.960 And we got to do
00:55:36.820 Fact or Fairytale
00:55:37.700 which is always stressful.
00:55:42.860 I just like...
00:55:43.720 I'm just glad
00:55:44.320 I'm just facilitating it.
00:55:46.280 I feel like the host
00:55:47.220 of a game show
00:55:48.000 like one of those
00:55:48.540 Japanese torture game shows.
00:55:50.540 And I'm just watching you 0.98
00:55:51.680 get beat up 1.00
00:55:52.260 and fucked around 0.99
00:55:52.920 and I'm just like... 0.99
00:55:53.520 You know?
00:55:56.020 I'm glad that's not me
00:55:57.260 having to play this game.
00:56:00.380 Try to guess what's real
00:56:01.560 and what's not real
00:56:02.260 in a world where
00:56:02.840 literally anything's possible
00:56:04.160 because the clown levels are...
00:56:05.380 They've broken the knob up.
00:56:07.740 Boys, we scrambled 0.99
00:56:08.840 the Air Force
00:56:09.560 to shoot down 1.00
00:56:10.160 a fucking balloon! 1.00
00:56:14.960 A balloon! 1.00
00:56:15.860 China balloon!
00:56:17.000 Like there's no...
00:56:17.820 There's no level 1.00
00:56:18.800 of stupidity 1.00
00:56:19.580 that's beyond reach. 1.00
00:56:20.960 Doesn't exist.
00:56:25.300 The president has suggested
00:56:26.720 that we invade 0.85
00:56:27.480 the ocean floor
00:56:28.340 to search for
00:56:29.080 quote,
00:56:29.960 the best sea life imaginable.
00:56:32.400 Yeah, probably.
00:56:32.960 He probably did say that.
00:56:33.900 Why not?
00:56:34.880 Maybe we're actually
00:56:35.600 going to do that.
00:56:41.120 At this point,
00:56:42.840 if there was a way 1.00
00:56:45.640 for these fucking psychos 1.00
00:56:46.920 to like 1.00
00:56:47.920 make the water
00:56:49.040 levels rise
00:56:50.040 like if they could
00:56:51.860 forcibly melt
00:56:52.880 the ice caps
00:56:53.700 like they've got
00:56:54.800 a bunch of ships
00:56:55.760 up there
00:56:56.740 just like with
00:56:57.720 giant microwave dishes
00:56:59.080 all day
00:57:00.980 just to...
00:57:02.260 Come on! 0.61
00:57:02.960 Come on! 0.61
00:57:03.440 We've got to
00:57:03.740 make them pay
00:57:04.260 these taxes!
00:57:05.360 They're not buying 1.00
00:57:05.920 the climate change shit! 1.00
00:57:06.940 Come on! 1.00
00:57:08.160 It's ridiculous
00:57:09.240 the lengths 0.61
00:57:09.840 that these people
00:57:10.300 are going to.
00:57:11.560 Of course,
00:57:12.180 melting the ice
00:57:12.680 would be insane,
00:57:13.680 but...
00:57:14.960 I don't know.
00:57:15.460 I don't know.
00:57:17.940 People did follow
00:57:18.800 lines around
00:57:19.520 at the grocery store,
00:57:20.420 didn't they?
00:57:20.840 Oh, I've got to
00:57:21.280 go that way.
00:57:22.720 Oh, I want to get
00:57:24.440 the chicken eggs
00:57:25.140 over there,
00:57:25.760 but I've got to
00:57:26.860 go all the way
00:57:27.280 around the store now.
00:57:28.760 I guess I better
00:57:29.280 go this way.
00:57:31.440 Don't wait for me,
00:57:32.440 honey.
00:57:32.680 I'll try and find
00:57:33.360 you in the car.
00:57:34.140 I've got to go
00:57:34.600 all the way back
00:57:35.160 around the store.
00:57:36.680 I've got to go
00:57:37.420 all the way back.
00:57:38.000 I didn't follow
00:57:40.360 the law.
00:57:41.020 Oh, jeez,
00:57:41.280 I got lost.
00:57:42.380 Which way?
00:57:44.340 Oh, my God,
00:57:45.160 is my mask off?
00:57:46.240 Oh, my mask moved.
00:57:47.700 Oh, God,
00:57:48.260 I'd probably have it now.
00:57:50.140 Oh, God,
00:57:52.820 where's my wife? 1.00
00:57:53.520 Where's my wife 1.00
00:57:54.080 so much?
00:57:56.720 Oh, God,
00:57:57.400 there's no windows.
00:57:58.440 Oh, my God,
00:57:59.220 that person's sneezing.
00:58:06.260 That was a 42
00:58:07.980 year old man.
00:58:10.980 That man's ancestors
00:58:12.460 conquered the Atlantic
00:58:13.860 Ocean
00:58:14.320 and settled
00:58:15.800 North America.
00:58:17.480 And now he's reduced
00:58:18.420 to a dribbling pile
00:58:19.560 of fear
00:58:20.160 because of arrows
00:58:22.480 on the floor
00:58:23.280 and his imagination.
00:58:24.800 The TV said
00:58:25.780 a bunch of bad stuff
00:58:27.020 would happen
00:58:27.480 and he believed it
00:58:28.420 even when the evidence
00:58:29.540 in front of his face
00:58:30.420 suggested that
00:58:31.200 none of this was true.
00:58:32.680 For years on end,
00:58:33.920 old Kevin stuck with it.
00:58:35.140 He stayed with it
00:58:35.880 right to the end.
00:58:36.700 He did.
00:58:37.060 Some say to this day,
00:58:38.900 Kevin is getting
00:58:39.420 his 19th booster shot
00:58:41.080 and has had a mask
00:58:45.340 surgically
00:58:46.040 installed to his face 0.94
00:58:47.800 so that he will
00:58:48.360 never slip again.
00:58:49.560 Dr. Fauci said
00:58:54.060 that if I had
00:58:54.780 totally lost him.
00:58:57.620 Dr. Fauci
00:58:58.780 I understand
00:59:03.020 you love Dr. Fauci.
00:59:06.100 You've got many tattoos
00:59:07.560 of him on your body.
00:59:12.680 Hey, King Judge! 1.00
00:59:14.220 Hey, where's that fat fuck? 1.00
00:59:15.460 Where's that fat English prick? 1.00
00:59:16.780 Yeah, bring him in here. 0.99
00:59:17.640 Oh, what now?
00:59:19.800 Hey, remember about the
00:59:21.560 remember the needle guy
00:59:22.580 we were making fun of?
00:59:24.180 Yes, dreadful.
00:59:25.280 Absolutely dreadful chap.
00:59:26.540 What's he done now?
00:59:27.480 No, not him.
00:59:28.300 They're tattooing his face
00:59:30.280 on themselves.
00:59:32.980 They're drawing pictures
00:59:34.340 of his face
00:59:36.500 on their bodies
00:59:37.380 like he's some kind of deity.
00:59:39.560 I know!
00:59:40.080 He's like their god!
00:59:40.940 These people are...
00:59:44.680 Wow, this is a new level 0.79
00:59:46.560 of cucked.
00:59:47.200 I mean, this is insanity.
00:59:49.620 They are branding
00:59:50.720 themselves.
00:59:53.240 Oh, brand me daddy!
00:59:56.320 Here's how much
00:59:57.340 I am coomplying.
00:59:59.100 I'm going to tattoo 1.00
01:00:00.280 a face of the fucking empire 1.00
01:00:03.080 onto my body 1.00
01:00:04.660 forever.
01:00:05.560 Just so there's
01:00:07.100 no confusion
01:00:07.940 that I am a
01:00:09.300 good 0.99
01:00:09.960 fucking boy. 1.00
01:00:12.360 Okay? 1.00
01:00:13.180 Man, 0.99
01:00:13.980 did the fucking 0.99
01:00:14.760 panties in the room 1.00
01:00:15.840 all just get wet 0.96
01:00:16.820 at the same time
01:00:17.500 or what?
01:00:20.200 Be honest!
01:00:21.720 Now that,
01:00:22.540 that gets women excited. 1.00
01:00:24.000 A guy that always
01:00:25.060 follows the rules
01:00:26.020 to a cartoonish degree.
01:00:28.840 Also the same
01:00:29.720 kind of guy
01:00:30.160 that probably has
01:00:30.860 a spare room
01:00:31.520 completely filled
01:00:33.060 with collectible
01:00:33.860 Star Trek toys.
01:00:36.980 Probably has a wall...
01:00:38.300 This is my finger
01:00:39.440 skateboard park.
01:00:40.800 Remember that guy?
01:00:45.780 Dude, that's badass.
01:00:47.520 You agree so much
01:00:49.400 with the current thing.
01:00:50.620 You got a tattoo of it.
01:00:52.900 But wait!
01:00:54.760 There's more.
01:00:55.740 There's more than that.
01:00:56.860 There's better than that even.
01:00:59.740 I guess I was wrong.
01:01:00.540 That's not the ultimate
01:01:01.500 kumplier.
01:01:02.640 That's the second degree
01:01:04.300 which is one degree
01:01:06.120 down
01:01:06.660 from the first degree
01:01:08.660 of the ultra-circ.
01:01:11.160 The mega-circ.
01:01:13.060 The idol-circ.
01:01:14.800 The standard-bearer
01:01:16.960 of circs.
01:01:20.420 They're elite
01:01:21.600 ideological warriors.
01:01:24.860 You do not want to
01:01:25.880 tangle with these people.
01:01:28.680 Sorry.
01:01:29.060 There's a lot of
01:01:30.560 genders of them.
01:01:33.020 They're just...
01:01:33.780 I mean, they look like...
01:01:35.180 They look like people
01:01:36.760 but they don't.
01:01:37.840 Some of them...
01:01:39.480 Whatever they are.
01:01:41.680 Okay?
01:01:42.300 They will actually
01:01:43.340 volunteer 1.00
01:01:44.280 for a fucking war 1.00
01:01:46.920 based on virtue signaling. 1.00
01:01:49.320 They will literally
01:01:50.200 lay down their lives 1.00
01:01:51.360 and be shot in the face 1.00
01:01:53.080 point-blank 0.98
01:01:53.880 by Russian tanks
01:01:54.980 and wiped out
01:01:56.580 the entire
01:01:57.180 Reddit brigade. 0.97
01:01:58.880 They're all dead. 0.99
01:01:59.940 They're all dead. 0.99
01:02:01.760 They're all dead. 0.99
01:02:04.480 They're all dead.
01:02:07.900 Hundreds of people.
01:02:10.200 Hundreds of them
01:02:10.940 on the internet
01:02:12.180 just
01:02:13.260 ree! 0.99
01:02:14.540 about all of the
01:02:15.580 current that you know
01:02:16.560 and they're all...
01:02:17.200 They've got the rainbow hair 0.65
01:02:18.560 and everything.
01:02:19.760 And they all went there
01:02:20.900 and they took them.
01:02:22.180 They're all gone.
01:02:28.020 As you would expect.
01:02:29.440 But they went there
01:02:30.160 and were like,
01:02:30.440 we are gonna
01:02:31.020 bash the fash! 0.98
01:02:32.520 And then probably
01:02:33.100 got deployed next to
01:02:33.980 a tornado battalion guy
01:02:35.260 who's like...
01:02:36.880 She's like,
01:02:37.780 bash the fash! 0.98
01:02:38.620 And he's like,
01:02:39.180 no.
01:02:39.880 And he's like,
01:02:40.460 oh! 0.60
01:02:41.000 So there,
01:02:41.460 that's an awkward
01:02:42.020 mismatch right out
01:02:42.840 of the gate.
01:02:44.980 And then...
01:02:46.340 I am so virtuous
01:02:47.860 and I...
01:02:49.420 My preferred pronouns
01:02:50.860 are non-curse!
01:02:52.420 And Russian artillery
01:02:53.120 just nukes them all.
01:02:54.780 And that was their
01:02:55.740 contribution to the war effort.
01:02:57.300 And it's like,
01:02:57.660 that's...
01:02:59.120 Wokeism literally killed you.
01:03:01.920 They will follow it 1.00
01:03:03.460 to their own demise.
01:03:06.220 So...
01:03:06.860 I guess that's what
01:03:08.560 you call a fanatic.
01:03:09.760 That's a fanatical
01:03:10.980 circ.
01:03:12.480 That's like the one
01:03:13.380 that runs in with the bomb
01:03:14.660 in Lord of the Rings
01:03:15.400 and tries to...
01:03:15.960 That's exactly what that is.
01:03:19.000 Bring him down, fairy! 1.00
01:03:20.220 Fairy! 0.51
01:03:22.100 Stop him! 0.87
01:03:24.960 He's got a...
01:03:25.700 He's got a
01:03:26.240 drag queen starry flag! 1.00
01:03:29.300 Running towards
01:03:30.060 a crowd of kids.
01:03:33.900 I imagine Fairy
01:03:35.220 would just like 0.97
01:03:35.740 boot kick them 0.99
01:03:36.440 like Kane. 0.93
01:03:37.160 You remember
01:03:37.400 The Undertaker
01:03:38.020 and Kane
01:03:38.500 in pro wrestling?
01:03:40.040 They had this...
01:03:40.640 They were both like
01:03:41.460 the size of a house.
01:03:42.660 So I got like
01:03:43.160 seven feet tall.
01:03:44.040 I don't know.
01:03:46.120 People like me,
01:03:48.060 manlets,
01:03:48.600 I'm only like
01:03:49.320 5'9 and change.
01:03:51.160 I'm not even a...
01:03:52.400 I'm barely...
01:03:52.900 I'm really reaching.
01:03:55.460 You're not even
01:03:56.120 six feet tall.
01:03:56.800 You don't really count.
01:03:58.060 It's a disability, 0.96
01:03:58.960 really.
01:03:59.980 It is.
01:04:00.660 But, you know,
01:04:01.260 I'm trying to earn
01:04:02.480 the respect of
01:04:03.180 actual men
01:04:03.960 who are at least
01:04:04.960 six feet tall.
01:04:06.440 We're not able
01:04:07.120 to count that high.
01:04:08.040 We don't count...
01:04:08.700 There's six
01:04:09.300 and there's over six
01:04:10.500 and then there's like
01:04:11.180 we don't know.
01:04:11.940 It's like clouds to us.
01:04:13.260 We just...
01:04:13.720 We can't...
01:04:14.220 I can't see even up there.
01:04:15.940 I don't even know
01:04:16.720 what fairy looks like.
01:04:17.780 If it wasn't for the screens,
01:04:18.740 I wouldn't even...
01:04:19.500 I don't know.
01:04:20.920 I just see a chin moving.
01:04:24.760 I have to get out
01:04:25.420 from under the shade of it
01:04:26.720 and be like,
01:04:27.020 hey! 0.99
01:04:29.620 Imagine he would just do that.
01:04:30.660 They'd just lift their leg.
01:04:31.880 The guy would run at him
01:04:33.740 and he would just lift his leg
01:04:34.780 and just boot
01:04:35.560 right in the face. 0.98
01:04:39.280 For some reason,
01:04:40.380 it was so satisfying
01:04:41.500 to watch that. 0.99
01:04:42.220 I fucking loved it 0.99
01:04:43.140 when they did that. 0.99
01:04:43.800 Man, that was fun.
01:04:45.360 Old wrestling was the best.
01:04:49.240 What are you boys
01:04:50.020 watching in here?
01:04:51.680 Giant dudes
01:04:52.480 kicking each other 0.75
01:04:53.240 in the face. 0.96
01:04:55.380 Really?
01:04:56.020 Yeah!
01:04:56.580 That guy just set him on fire.
01:04:58.300 This is crazy.
01:04:59.440 You know?
01:05:00.320 I don't understand
01:05:00.980 why boys here 0.87
01:05:01.560 and like wrestling.
01:05:02.920 I don't know why they would.
01:05:05.880 Professional wrestling
01:05:06.680 is soap opera for men. 0.84
01:05:07.960 That's what it is.
01:05:09.440 If women don't understand that, 1.00
01:05:10.660 like... 1.00
01:05:11.380 You fucking watch 1.00
01:05:12.200 Days of Our Lives and shit. 1.00
01:05:13.200 You have like 50 Shades of Grey 0.99
01:05:14.680 and you're like,
01:05:14.980 this is a great book.
01:05:16.080 That book would give me cancer
01:05:17.400 if I read even a page of it.
01:05:19.080 It's not up to me.
01:05:20.200 I'm not...
01:05:21.580 I mean,
01:05:22.200 I'm just saying
01:05:22.620 as a scientific fact,
01:05:23.540 like they don't tell women 1.00
01:05:24.640 this stuff about us either.
01:05:25.840 Like, I can't...
01:05:26.420 We can't.
01:05:26.920 We can't read Twilight
01:05:28.120 or we'll die.
01:05:29.160 We will die. 0.98
01:05:30.660 You're not listening. 0.71
01:05:32.300 You're not listening.
01:05:33.480 I can't... 0.98
01:05:33.920 I will get a massive tumor 0.98
01:05:35.300 in my prostate 1.00
01:05:37.540 and it explodes. 0.85
01:05:39.080 It bursts
01:05:39.660 within minutes
01:05:41.680 of just reading
01:05:42.300 a single page.
01:05:43.200 I...
01:05:43.600 No.
01:05:44.300 So we won't.
01:05:46.660 They don't know that, right?
01:05:47.880 So we have to explain things.
01:05:49.020 What are we doing?
01:05:55.260 What are we doing?
01:05:55.760 Cindy Lee says,
01:05:56.240 I haven't been here
01:05:56.880 for a few hours
01:05:57.540 or a few shows.
01:05:58.760 Oh, how dare you.
01:05:59.960 So do me a solid
01:06:00.560 and give us some good news maybe.
01:06:02.020 I think I...
01:06:03.020 I do have...
01:06:04.100 Like I said,
01:06:05.040 and I have another...
01:06:05.560 I have a story at the end
01:06:06.380 I want to tell you guys
01:06:07.080 about this
01:06:07.480 to kind of really
01:06:08.160 send it home.
01:06:09.060 But they're going to get
01:06:09.920 moved out of the way.
01:06:12.700 It's just like...
01:06:14.020 It's like expecting a lion
01:06:16.160 not to eat something
01:06:16.920 when it gets hungry.
01:06:17.980 It's like,
01:06:18.260 of course it will.
01:06:19.740 It's going to try.
01:06:21.240 It's going to kill something.
01:06:22.460 It's going to try.
01:06:24.040 That's what happens.
01:06:26.240 So you're saying
01:06:27.180 if I stand outside
01:06:28.400 and it starts raining...
01:06:30.080 Yeah, you're going to get wet.
01:06:32.980 Every time?
01:06:33.920 Every time.
01:06:35.020 Every time.
01:06:38.180 What if I identify as dry?
01:06:41.480 No.
01:06:42.160 No.
01:06:42.580 It doesn't...
01:06:43.100 See, it doesn't matter.
01:06:44.220 You're just going to...
01:06:44.960 What if I...
01:06:46.660 Trying to fly...
01:06:48.540 No, see, there's gravity.
01:06:51.300 Gravity doesn't care 1.00
01:06:52.460 about what you feel like.
01:06:53.820 You're just...
01:06:54.900 If you walk off the building, 1.00
01:06:56.080 you will die. 0.98
01:06:57.260 We'll see about that. 0.99
01:06:58.660 I'm a foxkin trans-identifierer!
01:07:05.440 I told you.
01:07:07.780 Reality is reality.
01:07:09.880 Doesn't matter what you say,
01:07:11.960 what kind of games you want to play, 1.00
01:07:14.640 what kind of fucking, 1.00
01:07:16.440 you know, 1.00
01:07:17.000 version of a child's demented,
01:07:19.320 you know, 0.94
01:07:19.720 sick, twisted children's show 0.93
01:07:21.260 we're living in right now 1.00
01:07:22.360 that you fucking people think 1.00
01:07:23.480 is real life. 1.00
01:07:24.220 That is not how it is.
01:07:27.260 And you're going to find out.
01:07:32.920 Oh, yeah!
01:07:33.820 There's nothing's happening!
01:07:35.120 Oh, isn't it?
01:07:40.360 Those people...
01:07:41.480 Those are the people
01:07:42.440 that understood on the Titanic
01:07:44.660 that there was a problem
01:07:45.840 when there was, like,
01:07:48.420 water above their ankles.
01:07:50.380 And they're on, like, the, you know,
01:07:52.340 second deck of the ship.
01:07:54.220 Or something, you know?
01:07:56.560 Like, really,
01:07:57.740 they're not paying attention at all.
01:07:59.260 They don't see anything.
01:08:00.380 They're just...
01:08:00.940 Why is that guy...
01:08:05.540 Why is Christopher Langan
01:08:06.920 on that boat already
01:08:07.980 a long time ago?
01:08:09.500 Well, because he's a super genius.
01:08:11.600 And in his own mind,
01:08:13.160 he was able to measure
01:08:14.140 and calculate
01:08:14.800 the physical change
01:08:16.940 in the list of the ship
01:08:18.900 and could calculate
01:08:19.940 that it was taking on
01:08:20.840 this much water
01:08:21.560 over this much time
01:08:22.500 and the degree
01:08:23.180 to which it was going.
01:08:24.160 And he understood
01:08:25.120 literally within seconds.
01:08:26.760 He did all of that math
01:08:27.900 within seconds
01:08:28.540 because he's the smartest 1.00
01:08:29.340 fucking man alive 1.00
01:08:30.380 ever. 0.99
01:08:31.800 And no one's interested
01:08:32.580 in asking him
01:08:33.260 about anything, apparently.
01:08:34.700 So the smartest man...
01:08:35.500 He's alive right now.
01:08:36.340 He has a horse ranch.
01:08:37.080 He's just chilling.
01:08:38.140 His IQ's 210.
01:08:39.600 If you're interested.
01:08:40.700 Smartest man that's ever lived.
01:08:41.720 Anyway.
01:08:42.700 It's like, yeah, instantly.
01:08:43.520 Like, yeah,
01:08:43.760 this ship's going to sink.
01:08:44.500 Bye.
01:08:44.780 And left.
01:08:46.440 That's the smartest guy.
01:08:48.380 And everyone would be like,
01:08:48.980 well, I think that's
01:08:49.600 a little bit, you know.
01:08:51.780 But then the intelligent people
01:08:53.120 go, well,
01:08:53.520 we should investigate
01:08:54.360 the damage.
01:08:56.660 You know,
01:08:57.120 there's, I mean,
01:08:57.980 we better go check
01:08:59.220 and see what happened.
01:09:00.360 Right?
01:09:02.020 So they have less
01:09:03.040 of a head start,
01:09:03.700 but still a pretty good one.
01:09:05.380 And then they say, 1.00
01:09:06.180 oh, shit, 1.00
01:09:06.780 this is a huge problem. 1.00
01:09:08.120 Oh, no.
01:09:09.500 Uh-oh. 1.00
01:09:11.240 Fuck, we got to 1.00
01:09:11.880 warn other people. 1.00
01:09:12.700 And then they go
01:09:13.140 tell other people.
01:09:13.780 And they're like,
01:09:14.160 no, there's not.
01:09:16.240 They would tell us
01:09:17.540 if the ship was sinking, 1.00
01:09:19.340 idiot. 1.00
01:09:20.620 Idiot! 1.00
01:09:21.320 I work in the engine room. 1.00
01:09:22.380 I'm soaked.
01:09:22.740 Look at me.
01:09:23.120 What do you think?
01:09:23.480 How did this happen?
01:09:24.560 How did this happen?
01:09:25.580 Oh, you're one of those 1.00
01:09:26.440 fucking conspiracy people. 1.00
01:09:31.220 I'm sorry, man. 0.99
01:09:32.200 There's a smart ballering air.
01:09:34.240 Get away, 0.99
01:09:34.820 you tinfoiled ninny. 1.00
01:09:37.520 I'm telling you, 0.99
01:09:38.400 it's sinking, 0.96
01:09:38.800 goddammit! 0.97
01:09:41.600 Hours go by,
01:09:42.840 you know,
01:09:43.160 more people have noticed,
01:09:44.460 but still not enough.
01:09:46.400 This really happened.
01:09:48.240 The Titanic is a microcosm.
01:09:49.900 The Titanic is a case study
01:09:51.500 in people.
01:09:54.140 Period.
01:09:55.540 You can study
01:09:56.320 that whole thing
01:09:57.280 and how everyone reacted
01:09:58.800 and what they did,
01:09:59.540 what they didn't do,
01:10:00.460 and you'll have a,
01:10:01.640 just as an alien
01:10:02.820 who's never seen
01:10:03.460 human beings before,
01:10:04.880 it's like,
01:10:05.180 what are they?
01:10:05.800 Well, here's,
01:10:06.540 I present you the Titanic.
01:10:09.080 Start there.
01:10:10.400 And I have many,
01:10:11.160 many others.
01:10:14.960 Interesting.
01:10:15.440 Yes, it is interesting.
01:10:17.400 By the time
01:10:18.200 the majority
01:10:18.760 was ready to accept
01:10:19.960 what was happening,
01:10:21.280 it was too late.
01:10:23.220 It was,
01:10:23.760 it was so apparent,
01:10:25.500 you know,
01:10:26.240 because they just don't,
01:10:27.200 they won't,
01:10:27.720 they won't care.
01:10:29.400 They don't see it.
01:10:30.260 They don't want to see it.
01:10:31.100 They're not interested.
01:10:31.820 They're trying to have
01:10:32.180 a good time.
01:10:34.440 And other people
01:10:35.120 are trying to ruin
01:10:35.620 their good time
01:10:36.260 and tell them
01:10:36.640 that they're in danger.
01:10:37.500 And they're like,
01:10:37.780 nah.
01:10:38.140 Also,
01:10:40.600 some of them
01:10:40.920 are afraid
01:10:41.480 that they might be right
01:10:43.100 and out of fear
01:10:44.380 are like rejecting
01:10:45.200 the idea
01:10:45.800 that that could be 1.00
01:10:46.420 because it's fucking, 1.00
01:10:47.080 that's a terrifying situation. 0.99
01:10:48.920 A boat in the middle
01:10:49.580 of the Atlantic,
01:10:50.140 hey,
01:10:50.420 I think the ship's sinking.
01:10:52.100 Oh,
01:10:52.420 that's not what
01:10:53.100 we planned for.
01:10:53.920 I was planning
01:10:55.720 to live this year.
01:10:56.920 Apparently I die now
01:10:58.120 in frozen cold
01:10:59.400 in the North Atlantic.
01:11:00.600 Great.
01:11:02.760 But,
01:11:03.420 you know,
01:11:05.040 what can you do?
01:11:06.260 You try.
01:11:07.000 So our,
01:11:07.580 the goal is
01:11:08.640 we have to get
01:11:09.820 as many people
01:11:10.660 to see the engine room
01:11:12.260 before the ship sinks,
01:11:15.340 before we're all dead.
01:11:17.960 And the people that,
01:11:19.700 I mean,
01:11:20.100 there are conspiracy theories.
01:11:21.240 Did you know
01:11:24.260 that before
01:11:27.020 the Federal Reserve,
01:11:28.140 all the banking collapse
01:11:29.520 stuff is going on now,
01:11:31.240 before the Federal Reserve Act
01:11:32.920 was passed
01:11:33.460 by Woodrow Wilson,
01:11:34.680 who then later lamented
01:11:35.720 that he has killed America, 0.69
01:11:37.460 I'm a most unhappy man
01:11:38.800 if I've signed
01:11:39.420 the death warrant
01:11:40.100 of my nation,
01:11:40.760 something like that.
01:11:42.940 Basically,
01:11:43.520 he's handed over
01:11:44.160 all the power of America
01:11:45.220 to the bankers.
01:11:49.020 Before that,
01:11:50.020 there was a split
01:11:51.560 in America.
01:11:53.340 Some people
01:11:54.260 really wanted
01:11:55.000 the Federal Reserve.
01:11:56.320 And there was a few
01:11:57.160 other rich,
01:11:58.180 you know,
01:11:58.620 powerful power players
01:11:59.800 in America
01:12:00.420 who really didn't want
01:12:02.180 the Federal Reserve.
01:12:03.300 And it just so happens
01:12:04.720 that they died
01:12:06.680 on the Titanic.
01:12:07.960 So then the Federal Reserve
01:12:09.120 Act went through.
01:12:14.600 I'm not saying anything.
01:12:16.720 All I'm saying is,
01:12:17.860 huh,
01:12:19.400 are we still allowed
01:12:22.100 to do that?
01:12:22.840 Am I allowed
01:12:23.500 to do that?
01:12:25.580 Or is that going
01:12:26.420 to be a lead?
01:12:27.240 Huh,
01:12:28.040 would you look at that?
01:12:32.060 What are you saying?
01:12:33.080 I'm not saying anything.
01:12:35.320 I didn't even make a word.
01:12:36.400 I didn't even say a word.
01:12:37.160 I actually made a noise.
01:12:38.060 I went, huh,
01:12:38.860 to denote
01:12:40.660 pensive thought.
01:12:43.280 What are you thinking about?
01:12:44.540 I'm not sure yet.
01:12:45.620 Those are my thoughts.
01:12:46.340 Those are private.
01:12:47.640 What are your thoughts?
01:12:50.940 Seems awfully convenient.
01:12:52.180 It does.
01:12:53.240 Yeah.
01:12:55.020 And you'll notice
01:12:56.140 there's a lot of that
01:12:57.620 going around.
01:12:58.200 A lot of people,
01:13:00.400 very important people
01:13:01.400 who are very opposed
01:13:02.380 to certain things
01:13:03.380 have a habit of like
01:13:05.940 dying strangely,
01:13:07.960 violently,
01:13:08.780 suddenly.
01:13:11.500 Oh,
01:13:11.760 it makes you want,
01:13:12.580 huh.
01:13:12.960 Thank goodness
01:13:18.100 the good guys
01:13:18.600 always win.
01:13:20.160 That's Norm MacDonald
01:13:21.020 would say.
01:13:22.040 KT Campbell says,
01:13:23.220 keep being one of the good ones,
01:13:24.340 Jeremy.
01:13:24.540 Thank you.
01:13:25.640 I will try to be
01:13:26.980 the best terrible person
01:13:28.100 I can be.
01:13:29.260 I'm really good
01:13:29.920 at being bad.
01:13:31.540 I guess.
01:13:32.280 I don't know
01:13:32.660 if that's right.
01:13:33.920 Michael the Conqueror
01:13:34.820 says,
01:13:35.080 will Christopher Walken
01:13:35.980 be explaining lions tonight?
01:13:37.080 I should have got the cliff.
01:13:38.340 I don't have it on me
01:13:40.720 right now.
01:13:42.520 I could get it
01:13:43.180 and find it
01:13:43.820 and play it.
01:13:45.240 Maybe.
01:13:48.640 It's distracting.
01:13:51.280 I can't remember
01:13:52.160 what I was here for.
01:13:55.200 You know.
01:13:56.640 Says,
01:13:56.940 God bless Rage the Conqueror.
01:13:58.300 Thank you, man.
01:13:59.180 Thank you for 0.58
01:13:59.860 enduring my shitty 0.97
01:14:01.360 Christopher Walken. 0.98
01:14:03.100 I don't even work on them.
01:14:04.200 I'm so lazy now.
01:14:05.300 Do this impression.
01:14:08.980 I was like,
01:14:09.160 you know the last time
01:14:09.760 I did it
01:14:10.160 was whenever the last person
01:14:11.060 asked me to do it
01:14:11.640 like a year ago.
01:14:12.680 I spent zero time
01:14:13.680 practicing it.
01:14:14.540 You have to do
01:14:15.440 comedians that are
01:14:18.320 like,
01:14:19.640 they practice these things.
01:14:21.240 You don't just
01:14:21.760 naturally do it.
01:14:22.820 You have to work on it
01:14:23.860 and record it
01:14:24.840 and play it back to yourself
01:14:25.780 and I didn't roll that
01:14:26.980 quite right.
01:14:27.960 And there's a whole bunch
01:14:28.740 of,
01:14:29.000 there's work involved.
01:14:30.280 I don't know if people
01:14:30.680 I'm just sticking up
01:14:32.300 for comedians right now
01:14:33.420 because I know a bunch
01:14:34.320 and you know,
01:14:35.860 I don't like it
01:14:37.920 when people don't,
01:14:38.480 they don't appreciate,
01:14:39.340 people don't understand 0.99
01:14:40.280 how much fucking work 0.99
01:14:41.240 goes into that 1.00
01:14:41.940 and how little money
01:14:43.480 there is in that.
01:14:44.300 It's one of the most
01:14:44.860 hardest working jobs
01:14:46.080 with the highest reward
01:14:47.500 for the people
01:14:48.120 that are there.
01:14:49.940 I mean,
01:14:50.940 rarely,
01:14:51.660 I mean,
01:14:51.920 I've never gone to
01:14:52.960 like just random,
01:14:54.320 some guy's gonna tell jokes
01:14:55.800 that's almost
01:14:56.460 never goes well.
01:14:57.980 But,
01:14:58.560 you know,
01:14:58.900 people that have been
01:14:59.440 established as professional,
01:15:00.800 like they can go to a room
01:15:02.080 and people will laugh.
01:15:03.960 That's a wonderful skill
01:15:06.460 to have
01:15:07.420 where you can have
01:15:08.100 a guaranteed fun time.
01:15:11.260 It's like going to a concert
01:15:12.400 of your favorite band
01:15:13.360 or something,
01:15:13.780 right?
01:15:13.960 It's like,
01:15:14.280 I'm not gonna have
01:15:14.940 a bad time.
01:15:15.860 You know what I mean?
01:15:19.260 And they get paid nothing.
01:15:21.120 It's like,
01:15:21.440 ah,
01:15:21.660 it's such a good time
01:15:22.580 that really,
01:15:23.120 my whole outlook
01:15:23.800 is better now.
01:15:24.440 I'm gonna have
01:15:24.680 a great weekend
01:15:25.360 and I was really depressed
01:15:26.260 before I went there
01:15:27.040 and it's like,
01:15:27.640 ah,
01:15:28.100 yeah,
01:15:28.240 it was $5.
01:15:32.260 Now I'm gonna give 0.86
01:15:33.080 the liquor store
01:15:33.800 $5 billion.
01:15:35.460 Ah!
01:15:36.520 Like,
01:15:36.900 what?
01:15:38.400 Ah,
01:15:38.760 they just stand there
01:15:39.360 and tell jokes.
01:15:39.880 It's easy.
01:15:40.320 It's not,
01:15:40.820 actually.
01:15:41.200 It's a lot of work
01:15:42.000 and a lot of fail.
01:15:42.760 And you have to tell
01:15:43.540 bad jokes
01:15:44.160 that people don't laugh at
01:15:45.120 to be like,
01:15:45.380 okay,
01:15:45.520 that doesn't work.
01:15:46.860 Back to the drawing board.
01:15:48.080 Let's try it again.
01:15:49.060 You have to throw
01:15:49.460 the whole joke away.
01:15:50.340 Ah, 1.00
01:15:50.520 the whole joke's garbage. 0.99
01:15:52.200 Maybe it's missing something. 0.99
01:15:53.360 Maybe it has to be
01:15:53.960 returned to rent,
01:15:54.880 you know?
01:15:57.880 I'm just sticking up
01:15:58.720 for you guys.
01:16:00.420 I'm trying to make it sound
01:16:01.540 like you guys do work
01:16:02.520 when you don't.
01:16:03.620 Alright?
01:16:03.880 We both know you don't.
01:16:05.760 I don't.
01:16:07.200 I literally roll out of bed,
01:16:08.920 get showered,
01:16:10.180 comb my hair one time,
01:16:11.700 and I'm just like,
01:16:12.420 whatever.
01:16:13.220 Show up.
01:16:15.640 I have nothing to say
01:16:16.880 about anything.
01:16:23.680 I'm the ultimate grifter.
01:16:24.860 I'm almost a politician 0.84
01:16:27.640 I'm so good at grifting.
01:16:32.460 Alright.
01:16:33.280 Alright.
01:16:34.480 Let's, um,
01:16:36.180 let's see some stuff.
01:16:38.900 I guess.
01:16:40.020 We want.
01:16:41.400 Not,
01:16:41.800 not there yet.
01:16:42.640 I don't want to hurt you yet.
01:16:46.720 Hmm.
01:16:47.340 A couple of points
01:16:48.200 written down here.
01:16:50.640 Banking turmoil.
01:16:51.520 Oh, yes.
01:16:53.060 International embarrassment.
01:16:54.240 Yeah,
01:16:54.440 that's,
01:16:54.700 that's a problem.
01:16:56.600 Some fighting with,
01:16:58.080 oh yeah,
01:16:58.620 Russia's trolling 0.95
01:16:59.360 the United States.
01:17:00.500 In a very funny
01:17:01.580 commercial.
01:17:02.900 And then,
01:17:03.140 and then the Babylon Bee
01:17:03.980 is also,
01:17:04.540 you know,
01:17:04.800 engaged in that as well.
01:17:07.100 Fake,
01:17:07.660 uh,
01:17:08.300 you know, 0.99
01:17:08.840 fake terrorists.
01:17:11.080 I've seen this story
01:17:12.000 before somewhere.
01:17:14.900 The Proud Boys trial
01:17:16.100 suspended again.
01:17:18.040 After this time,
01:17:19.040 the feds had to admit
01:17:19.740 that the defense witness
01:17:20.620 was an FBI informant.
01:17:24.280 So,
01:17:25.140 you're,
01:17:26.940 this whole thing 1.00
01:17:30.640 is so ridiculous 1.00
01:17:31.620 and preposterous. 0.99
01:17:36.180 Since the beginning
01:17:37.060 of the case,
01:17:38.000 through the start
01:17:38.700 of the trial,
01:17:39.340 this person was informing
01:17:40.320 the FBI.
01:17:41.200 I mean,
01:17:41.520 my goodness.
01:17:44.580 And,
01:17:45.020 and I,
01:17:45.420 and from my own
01:17:45.980 personal experience,
01:17:46.780 as well,
01:17:47.920 I'm seeing,
01:17:48.220 like,
01:17:48.760 it's like the,
01:17:49.520 the,
01:17:50.120 the pull
01:17:52.240 or the urge
01:17:53.020 to just,
01:17:54.320 you,
01:17:54.740 abuse your authority
01:17:55.880 to participate
01:17:57.140 in the war
01:17:58.220 of human beings
01:18:00.860 against global
01:18:02.300 enslavement
01:18:02.900 via cultural Marxism.
01:18:05.580 They just,
01:18:06.480 because they play
01:18:06.860 for the other team,
01:18:07.600 especially the law
01:18:08.440 enforcement and police,
01:18:09.280 like they,
01:18:09.680 they're,
01:18:10.060 they are the foot soldiers
01:18:11.340 of the regime,
01:18:12.560 you understand?
01:18:12.940 man,
01:18:13.760 especially in Canada.
01:18:18.460 What excuse is there?
01:18:21.300 You willingly go,
01:18:23.300 you willingly go,
01:18:26.800 put on a uniform
01:18:27.800 that is the organization
01:18:29.620 that destroys,
01:18:31.900 uh,
01:18:32.540 freedom fighters,
01:18:33.960 families,
01:18:34.760 putting children,
01:18:35.680 pastors in jail.
01:18:36.560 Uh,
01:18:38.700 uh,
01:18:39.140 whoa.
01:18:40.600 What you doing there,
01:18:41.620 guy?
01:18:43.880 Seen any,
01:18:44.600 uh,
01:18:45.160 you read any books
01:18:45.920 lately?
01:18:47.040 Hmm.
01:18:48.600 Because,
01:18:49.220 uh,
01:18:49.460 that's not what
01:18:50.100 police do.
01:18:51.000 That's,
01:18:51.600 um,
01:18:51.960 that's the Stasi.
01:18:53.620 That's political police.
01:18:55.040 That's a different thing.
01:18:56.160 You're not policing crime.
01:18:58.020 You're policing thought.
01:19:00.000 You're targeting these people
01:19:02.920 with a bias
01:19:03.660 because you don't like
01:19:04.640 what they represent.
01:19:06.260 You don't like what they say
01:19:07.640 and what,
01:19:08.060 like,
01:19:08.560 or the people telling you
01:19:09.900 to persecute them
01:19:10.860 don't like what they represent
01:19:13.100 or what they say
01:19:13.840 and you're willingly
01:19:15.060 carrying this out.
01:19:18.660 While this is happening,
01:19:20.500 where you should be supposed
01:19:22.740 to be investigating
01:19:23.460 actual crimes,
01:19:24.840 you know,
01:19:24.960 like treason is a very serious crime,
01:19:26.900 for example.
01:19:28.220 We don't hear about it from you.
01:19:30.000 The police.
01:19:30.680 We hear about it from,
01:19:31.520 from CSIS.
01:19:33.900 And are you going to
01:19:34.900 investigate any of that?
01:19:36.080 Of course you're not.
01:19:36.880 Of course you're not.
01:19:38.160 Are you going to reopen
01:19:39.180 the ethics investigation
01:19:40.440 and the obstruction
01:19:41.960 of justice investigation
01:19:43.080 into the prime minister's office?
01:19:44.680 No,
01:19:44.940 of course you won't.
01:19:46.220 Why would you?
01:19:47.940 Are you going to
01:19:49.160 give us the names
01:19:50.520 and details
01:19:51.180 of,
01:19:51.600 of these police officers
01:19:52.980 that were engaged
01:19:53.860 in celebratory remarks
01:19:55.280 after physically abusing
01:19:57.080 a pile of Canadian civilians 0.81
01:19:59.980 not least of which
01:20:01.340 was a disabled
01:20:02.220 indigenous grandmother
01:20:03.340 on a mobility device?
01:20:05.760 You're not going to do that either.
01:20:07.080 We're never going to talk
01:20:07.940 about that again actually.
01:20:08.980 You probably promoted
01:20:10.060 those people to be honest,
01:20:11.040 didn't you?
01:20:11.700 Didn't you?
01:20:12.080 They all got a 30% pay raise.
01:20:14.100 Years of back pay.
01:20:15.100 They gave them $200,000.
01:20:16.580 Here you go.
01:20:17.200 Have just,
01:20:18.060 have a quarter mil.
01:20:20.000 Have a cool quarter mil.
01:20:22.540 Since you did such a good job lately.
01:20:24.900 With all your buddies out there
01:20:26.420 in Edmonton and Calgary
01:20:28.240 arresting pastors
01:20:29.140 and arresting children
01:20:30.480 for playing hockey
01:20:31.380 on a pond.
01:20:32.800 Taping off basketball nets
01:20:34.200 so kids can't play basketball
01:20:35.460 and so on.
01:20:35.980 And you're just doing your job.
01:20:40.880 Because your primary motivation
01:20:42.860 is your money.
01:20:45.500 That's why you became
01:20:46.640 a police officer.
01:20:47.980 This is why you can't
01:20:49.040 pay police officers
01:20:49.960 what we pay them in Canada.
01:20:51.120 Do you know how much they make?
01:20:52.080 Go check.
01:20:52.580 Go Google it.
01:20:55.600 I bet you most people 0.99
01:20:56.660 have no fucking idea 0.99
01:20:57.600 how much these people make. 0.99
01:21:01.700 $120,000?
01:21:02.260 $140,000?
01:21:04.620 Then there's overtime.
01:21:05.920 And this is just for like
01:21:06.800 the guys in their cars
01:21:07.680 on the streets you see.
01:21:08.620 Never mind the
01:21:09.340 corporals and sergeants
01:21:10.860 and staff sergeants
01:21:11.640 and all these guys. 1.00
01:21:12.280 They're fucking millionaires, dude. 1.00
01:21:15.260 They're the best paid 1.00
01:21:16.300 political police 1.00
01:21:17.020 in the goddamn world, 1.00
01:21:17.980 I think. 1.00
01:21:19.120 So you bet your ass 0.99
01:21:20.220 they're going to do 0.99
01:21:20.600 what the government
01:21:21.020 tells them to do.
01:21:22.580 That's what they are.
01:21:25.280 Their entire purpose
01:21:26.440 is to protect the state
01:21:27.740 and enforce its agenda.
01:21:29.640 The state sets an agenda
01:21:31.080 and these people
01:21:32.060 come in physically
01:21:33.040 into your neighborhoods
01:21:34.120 where you live
01:21:34.920 and make sure you 1.00
01:21:35.840 follow the fucking rules 1.00
01:21:36.920 at gunpoint, 1.00
01:21:38.040 by the way.
01:21:40.160 They all carry guns.
01:21:41.380 They can draw a gun on you
01:21:42.200 if they don't like
01:21:42.640 what you're up to.
01:21:44.800 That's what they do.
01:21:46.480 They've just done it
01:21:47.420 for two years.
01:21:48.720 Over two years.
01:21:49.580 They displayed
01:21:51.060 they were totally willing
01:21:52.080 and they didn't see
01:21:53.380 a problem with that.
01:21:56.920 All, all, all
01:21:58.560 of the good cops
01:22:00.240 and to be a good cop
01:22:02.160 you need a set of stones.
01:22:03.860 You can't be a good cop 1.00
01:22:05.020 and be a coward. 0.90
01:22:05.860 That's, it's impossible. 0.95
01:22:09.020 Because to be an actual cop,
01:22:11.060 which these people are not,
01:22:12.280 they are political police,
01:22:13.460 they're Stasi, 0.98
01:22:14.620 they're the Gestapo,
01:22:15.860 that's all they are. 0.99
01:22:16.800 They're just thugs now. 0.95
01:22:19.280 The actual, 0.78
01:22:20.480 those guys all quit
01:22:21.560 because this is no longer
01:22:24.400 policing what they're doing.
01:22:25.780 We stopped policing.
01:22:27.440 We've been stopping it
01:22:28.480 for quite a while.
01:22:29.940 Military,
01:22:30.420 I don't know if people
01:22:31.220 are aware of this,
01:22:31.800 but the militarization
01:22:32.620 of the police
01:22:33.160 is quite a theme
01:22:34.320 everywhere.
01:22:36.060 They're basically
01:22:36.860 riding around in tanks 0.99
01:22:37.820 and shit now, guys. 0.97
01:22:39.500 It used to be like 1.00
01:22:40.660 a fucking Ford sedan 0.99
01:22:43.460 with a guy dressed 1.00
01:22:45.120 in brown clothes
01:22:45.960 who had a revolver
01:22:46.840 with six bullets in it
01:22:48.060 and he'd show up
01:22:49.140 and be like,
01:22:49.360 what's going on?
01:22:49.900 How can I help you?
01:22:50.720 What's the problem?
01:22:51.500 See?
01:22:54.220 Now, 1.00
01:22:54.680 now the fucking 1.00
01:22:55.420 second SS 0.99
01:22:58.260 Das Reich division
01:22:59.280 shows up
01:22:59.820 because there's
01:23:00.160 a bouncy castle.
01:23:04.040 Look at all
01:23:04.640 the machine guns
01:23:05.400 you brought.
01:23:08.200 That's neat,
01:23:09.060 hey?
01:23:10.860 And people
01:23:11.640 over the years
01:23:12.500 and decades
01:23:13.120 have been trying
01:23:13.780 to warn people
01:23:15.000 that this is happening
01:23:16.040 and this agenda
01:23:16.740 is happening
01:23:17.300 and they are
01:23:17.840 consolidating power
01:23:19.440 and they will
01:23:20.300 use it against you
01:23:21.200 once they've
01:23:21.660 accumulated enough
01:23:22.480 and they're untouchable,
01:23:23.600 there's nothing
01:23:24.520 to fear anymore
01:23:25.460 and once there's
01:23:26.160 nothing to fear anymore,
01:23:27.280 then people are
01:23:27.980 really going to
01:23:28.500 start getting hurt.
01:23:29.380 Then you're going
01:23:29.820 to see people
01:23:30.260 get disappeared 0.97
01:23:30.820 and killed 0.81
01:23:31.180 because why?
01:23:32.680 Why not?
01:23:34.280 Who's going to
01:23:34.700 stop them?
01:23:36.280 They do it in China.
01:23:37.320 They do it in North Korea. 0.57
01:23:39.060 They certainly did it
01:23:39.720 in Cuba.
01:23:40.960 They did it in the
01:23:41.660 Soviet Union.
01:23:42.280 They're doing it
01:23:42.640 in Russia still.
01:23:47.760 You think they won't?
01:23:48.780 What are you going to do?
01:23:49.560 What is anybody
01:23:49.940 going to do about it?
01:23:50.620 They have no weapons,
01:23:51.900 everybody's disarmed
01:23:52.680 and nobody's allowed
01:23:53.260 to talk.
01:23:54.260 They can do
01:23:54.800 whatever they want to.
01:23:56.160 And you think
01:23:56.780 these people
01:23:57.280 with this track record
01:23:58.240 of this,
01:23:58.720 I mean,
01:24:00.340 they're just
01:24:00.660 upright moral standing
01:24:01.780 citizens, right?
01:24:02.500 I mean,
01:24:02.760 they're all just,
01:24:03.780 wow,
01:24:04.580 very selfless,
01:24:05.700 heroic even,
01:24:07.180 you know,
01:24:08.000 protectors
01:24:08.640 of the people.
01:24:10.100 Yeah,
01:24:10.280 they certainly
01:24:10.720 wouldn't abuse
01:24:11.300 that.
01:24:11.580 That unquestionable
01:24:13.540 omnipotent power
01:24:16.240 to just destroy
01:24:17.320 anyone at will
01:24:18.220 with no chance
01:24:19.360 of repercussions.
01:24:20.360 No,
01:24:20.700 no,
01:24:21.400 no.
01:24:23.300 It would take
01:24:24.120 the strongest man
01:24:25.280 that's ever lived
01:24:26.200 to have that kind
01:24:27.200 of power
01:24:27.640 and not use it
01:24:28.560 maliciously.
01:24:29.180 I don't think a man
01:24:29.920 exists
01:24:30.440 that could wield 0.53
01:24:31.960 that amount of power
01:24:32.920 and not end up
01:24:34.120 using it maliciously.
01:24:35.920 It's just way too much
01:24:37.180 and you want to give it
01:24:37.940 to,
01:24:38.220 we're not even giving it
01:24:39.100 to the best man
01:24:39.800 that's ever lived.
01:24:40.480 We're giving it to
01:24:41.000 the worst people
01:24:41.820 that have ever lived. 0.99
01:24:42.920 The worst people
01:24:43.860 that have ever lived
01:24:44.560 are going to have
01:24:44.900 more power than
01:24:45.660 anybody has ever had
01:24:46.660 and you think
01:24:47.460 things are going 0.99
01:24:48.000 to fucking be okay 0.95
01:24:48.940 for some reason. 0.99
01:24:49.640 And these people
01:24:57.580 also,
01:24:58.820 they say,
01:24:59.160 back the blue.
01:25:00.180 You're going to
01:25:00.520 back the blue.
01:25:03.620 Remember,
01:25:04.560 like there was,
01:25:05.160 this is,
01:25:05.580 I've been around a while,
01:25:06.600 guys.
01:25:06.880 This war has been
01:25:07.480 happening for a while.
01:25:10.160 The Occupy Wall Street
01:25:11.540 thing was right around
01:25:13.000 the time I started
01:25:13.680 kind of coming online
01:25:14.420 and paying attention.
01:25:16.820 And that was much
01:25:17.940 of the same reason
01:25:18.580 as today.
01:25:18.920 The Cost of Living, 1.00
01:25:20.260 all the bullshit. 1.00
01:25:21.180 There was just 1.00
01:25:21.560 too much bullshit 1.00
01:25:22.300 and people understood 1.00
01:25:23.200 that like,
01:25:23.720 listen,
01:25:24.580 you know,
01:25:24.920 the moneyed few,
01:25:25.960 they're all, 1.00
01:25:26.400 they're fucking a silver 1.00
01:25:27.160 and it started 1.00
01:25:27.680 on Wall Street
01:25:28.280 and it was just,
01:25:28.960 we're just going 0.99
01:25:29.340 to fucking jam up. 0.99
01:25:30.220 It was like the 0.99
01:25:30.680 Ottawa Convoy
01:25:31.400 but in like a whole
01:25:32.100 bunch of cities
01:25:32.780 and just tent cities
01:25:34.260 of people that
01:25:34.900 refused to move
01:25:35.740 and it went on.
01:25:36.440 And then the,
01:25:37.200 you know,
01:25:37.440 the police put them
01:25:39.080 down after a while,
01:25:40.220 didn't they?
01:25:41.820 And then there was
01:25:42.500 the G7 situation
01:25:44.160 in Toronto
01:25:44.640 and the police
01:25:45.300 put them down too.
01:25:47.620 They actually committed
01:25:48.800 all kinds of crimes
01:25:49.900 themselves
01:25:50.360 and did the
01:25:51.000 agent provocateur thing
01:25:52.280 and were smashing
01:25:52.920 stuff and,
01:25:53.540 you know,
01:25:54.380 posing as protesters,
01:25:56.140 dressing up as
01:25:56.760 protesters in their
01:25:58.040 black block Antifa
01:25:59.060 costumes that the
01:25:59.920 cops love. 0.99
01:26:00.940 And they,
01:26:01.620 you know,
01:26:01.980 and then that gives
01:26:03.040 the riot police
01:26:04.000 the excuse to then
01:26:04.860 put down the
01:26:05.540 protest.
01:26:06.040 They say the protest
01:26:06.540 was getting violent.
01:26:07.860 Look what they did.
01:26:09.120 Like,
01:26:09.360 that's literally
01:26:09.880 your guys in a
01:26:10.580 costume.
01:26:11.360 They ran in back
01:26:12.200 and smashed some
01:26:12.920 things and ran away
01:26:13.760 and you guys came in.
01:26:15.420 Yeah,
01:26:15.740 that's all,
01:26:16.100 it's not my,
01:26:16.680 that's all proof.
01:26:17.340 That's all out in the
01:26:18.000 open.
01:26:18.360 That's a,
01:26:18.780 so this isn't new.
01:26:20.380 This has been a march
01:26:21.300 towards this and these
01:26:22.780 people have been in
01:26:23.320 these careers the whole
01:26:24.060 time.
01:26:24.800 They sat and watched
01:26:25.760 the Porta Peak massacre
01:26:26.660 in Nova Scotia.
01:26:27.440 Is anybody going to say
01:26:28.020 anything?
01:26:28.380 Nope.
01:26:29.340 Where's the whistleblower?
01:26:30.300 Eh,
01:26:30.980 I guess,
01:26:32.740 I guess,
01:26:33.420 where's the good cop
01:26:35.600 there? 1.00
01:26:38.120 Fuck those families 1.00
01:26:39.100 and fuck this province. 1.00
01:26:40.520 They don't, 1.00
01:26:41.080 they don't deserve
01:26:41.640 answers.
01:26:42.920 Least of not,
01:26:43.940 least of all from me.
01:26:45.300 I'm only wearing the
01:26:46.240 uniform of the
01:26:46.860 organization that did
01:26:47.580 this to them.
01:26:48.280 I have no obligation.
01:26:50.020 My obligation is to
01:26:51.100 the money.
01:26:52.480 That's my God.
01:26:54.200 My pension,
01:26:54.800 my paycheck,
01:26:55.320 and my promotion.
01:26:56.280 The three Ps, 1.00
01:26:57.040 bitch. 1.00
01:26:58.840 That's why I did it 1.00
01:26:59.660 in the first place.
01:27:00.500 I saw how much cops
01:27:01.340 made,
01:27:01.640 so I was like, 0.99
01:27:01.980 fuck yeah, 0.99
01:27:02.360 I want to make more 0.99
01:27:02.900 than a doctor.
01:27:03.960 I want to make more
01:27:04.700 than a doctor. 0.98
01:27:06.320 To be a thug. 0.97
01:27:10.260 Cool. 0.83
01:27:12.380 It's cool.
01:27:16.560 Did you know also
01:27:17.520 that most,
01:27:18.740 if not all,
01:27:19.340 I don't know,
01:27:19.900 but most of the police
01:27:20.920 that engaged in the
01:27:22.080 destruction of the
01:27:23.000 protest in Ottawa,
01:27:23.980 the tearing down,
01:27:24.720 the beatings,
01:27:25.420 and the tramplings,
01:27:26.400 and all of that,
01:27:26.880 those were all
01:27:27.520 volunteers.
01:27:28.960 They all volunteered.
01:27:33.160 They got extra pay,
01:27:34.520 and all of that.
01:27:36.020 And for them to
01:27:37.040 volunteer,
01:27:38.240 other people,
01:27:39.280 so let's say
01:27:41.480 I was one of them,
01:27:42.560 and I wanted to go.
01:27:43.880 Somebody has to
01:27:44.580 cover my shifts here
01:27:45.580 while I'm in Ottawa
01:27:46.600 for God knows how long.
01:27:48.540 So there's two
01:27:49.520 or three guys involved.
01:27:52.380 You see how the
01:27:52.800 support chain
01:27:53.500 goes both ways?
01:27:56.200 And then they came back,
01:27:57.520 because that's the bad cop,
01:27:58.940 but these cops
01:27:59.500 are the good cops.
01:28:00.360 They came back
01:28:01.100 from beating the living 1.00
01:28:01.820 shit out of Canadians 1.00
01:28:02.560 and trampling all over 1.00
01:28:03.240 their Bill of Rights
01:28:03.800 and ignoring the fact
01:28:04.940 that the government's
01:28:05.620 a criminal organization
01:28:07.040 and out of control.
01:28:07.820 I mean,
01:28:07.940 I guess they are themselves.
01:28:09.280 These guys come back,
01:28:11.640 and the rest of the
01:28:12.140 police station's like,
01:28:12.840 hey, how's it going?
01:28:13.460 Oh, yeah, great time.
01:28:14.360 High fives.
01:28:14.860 Back to work like
01:28:15.480 nothing happened.
01:28:16.260 Hey?
01:28:16.880 Yeah.
01:28:17.400 Oh, and by the way,
01:28:18.620 these good cops,
01:28:19.940 again,
01:28:20.240 they're also the same cops
01:28:21.580 that all looked
01:28:22.660 the other way
01:28:23.280 when their colleagues
01:28:24.020 were like,
01:28:24.420 I'm not okay with you
01:28:25.420 dictating what goes
01:28:26.200 into my body.
01:28:26.900 I haven't even seen 0.99
01:28:27.500 a fucking, 0.99
01:28:28.200 can I at least see 1.00
01:28:28.800 the side effects sheet
01:28:29.740 or something?
01:28:30.260 Oh, you don't even
01:28:30.620 have one?
01:28:31.140 No, they were like, 1.00
01:28:31.800 fuck all those people. 1.00
01:28:34.160 Back the blue? 1.00
01:28:35.180 They don't even
01:28:35.540 back themselves, guys.
01:28:37.480 They don't even
01:28:38.160 protect their own.
01:28:39.740 They are completely
01:28:40.840 and utterly sold out 1.00
01:28:43.420 to the fucking machine. 1.00
01:28:45.680 Completely. 1.00
01:28:46.700 I guarantee,
01:28:48.480 because they're some
01:28:48.920 of the highest paid
01:28:49.460 public servants
01:28:49.960 in this country,
01:28:50.460 you want to save
01:28:50.920 some money?
01:28:51.480 How about this?
01:28:52.300 How about a 50% pay cut
01:28:53.540 for all police officers?
01:28:55.340 Let's see how many
01:28:56.000 keep the job.
01:28:56.700 They're still going
01:28:57.100 to make more than you.
01:28:57.800 Let's say,
01:28:59.580 okay,
01:29:00.060 all police officers,
01:29:00.780 what does a front-line
01:29:02.120 infantry corporal
01:29:02.920 make in the army
01:29:03.580 after a few years?
01:29:05.060 70,000?
01:29:06.080 Maybe?
01:29:07.360 69,000?
01:29:08.620 68,000?
01:29:09.420 I think it was around
01:29:09.840 that when I got out.
01:29:11.640 And that's to fight wars.
01:29:14.040 So,
01:29:14.740 knock a,
01:29:15.640 how about,
01:29:16.460 so 60,000 for a cop then?
01:29:19.440 None of this 0.99
01:29:19.860 150,000 fucking, 1.00
01:29:21.500 what do you think, 1.00
01:29:22.420 who do we think you are?
01:29:23.300 Do you think it's hard
01:29:23.840 to do this job?
01:29:24.920 Like, it's that hard.
01:29:26.760 It's that,
01:29:27.520 you need to be that smart
01:29:28.500 and that tough
01:29:29.220 and that resilient
01:29:29.860 that only you can do it
01:29:31.460 and that's why you command
01:29:32.560 so much money.
01:29:33.340 Are you sure?
01:29:34.100 Are you really sure? 0.98
01:29:35.780 I'm pretty fucking sure 0.96
01:29:37.060 because your American 0.98
01:29:37.920 compatriots down there
01:29:38.880 across the border
01:29:39.460 in places like Chicago
01:29:41.160 and Detroit,
01:29:42.980 like right next to Canada, 1.00
01:29:44.320 are literal fucking war zones 0.99
01:29:46.100 and they're going out there 1.00
01:29:47.140 every day for 50,
01:29:47.960 $55,000
01:29:48.720 because they believe
01:29:50.880 in what they're doing.
01:29:51.980 You believe in money.
01:29:54.460 You believe in money
01:29:55.540 and you believe,
01:29:56.160 you'll turn your back
01:29:57.260 on your own people,
01:29:58.340 on your own officers.
01:30:00.460 They tried to take a stand
01:30:01.940 and you just said,
01:30:03.280 nope.
01:30:05.060 So you're not the,
01:30:06.100 you're not the ride or die crew
01:30:07.660 that you want to pretend
01:30:08.660 where you'll say,
01:30:09.960 hey, you come for one of us,
01:30:11.000 you're coming for all of us. 1.00
01:30:12.420 You fuck with him, 1.00
01:30:13.360 you're fucking with me. 1.00
01:30:14.360 This is my goddamn trick 1.00
01:30:15.600 because that's how it works 0.99
01:30:16.600 in the military.
01:30:20.780 You know,
01:30:21.340 the organization that said no
01:30:22.740 when the government asked them 1.00
01:30:24.200 to go beat the shit 0.99
01:30:24.920 out of people, 1.00
01:30:25.420 the government,
01:30:25.880 the army said,
01:30:26.480 nah, we're not, 0.98
01:30:27.020 we're not fucking doing that. 0.99
01:30:27.840 Find somebody else. 0.98
01:30:29.420 And then they asked you guys,
01:30:30.720 you guys were like,
01:30:31.160 hell yeah, we will. 1.00
01:30:32.220 We love that shit 1.00
01:30:33.300 because you could have said no, 1.00
01:30:35.460 but you didn't,
01:30:36.280 did you?
01:30:41.200 And you could have,
01:30:41.920 uh,
01:30:42.200 supported your colleagues,
01:30:43.500 but you didn't.
01:30:45.480 I did.
01:30:46.000 Are you even trying to get them
01:30:46.860 their jobs back?
01:30:47.700 I mean, 1.00
01:30:47.880 all this shit's over. 0.99
01:30:48.780 Like I know a bunch of cops 1.00
01:30:51.940 that quit or walked away
01:30:53.380 or were fired because,
01:30:54.560 or let go because they wouldn't do,
01:30:56.060 they wouldn't,
01:30:56.740 you know,
01:30:57.160 cover the mandates.
01:30:58.020 They're not getting the shots.
01:30:58.840 Like they're, 0.99
01:30:59.220 I'm not fucking doing this. 0.99
01:31:00.120 This is crazy. 0.99
01:31:01.080 They're still unemployed.
01:31:06.460 Back to blue.
01:31:07.700 You might as well say buy Amazon.
01:31:12.340 You, 1.00
01:31:12.860 you either are just a coward 1.00
01:31:15.220 who is so afraid 1.00
01:31:18.100 of being singled out
01:31:20.380 and having to explain yourself
01:31:22.840 and why you said these things. 1.00
01:31:27.100 Or you're so ignorant 1.00
01:31:28.640 that you have absolutely no idea 1.00
01:31:30.300 what you're talking about.
01:31:31.160 You haven't thought about this
01:31:32.140 at all.
01:31:33.400 You haven't been paying attention
01:31:34.820 at all.
01:31:35.880 In which case you have no business
01:31:37.540 even being in the conversation anyway.
01:31:39.660 So which is it?
01:31:42.820 I've got more.
01:31:43.860 I can go all day, 1.00
01:31:44.940 motherfucker. 1.00
01:31:46.260 Remember when they murdered 1.00
01:31:47.180 Robert Dozanski
01:31:48.040 in that airport?
01:31:49.680 And they're like,
01:31:50.060 hey, 1.00
01:31:50.180 can we tase this fucking guy? 1.00
01:31:51.640 They got, 1.00
01:31:51.940 they just got new tasers,
01:31:53.100 right?
01:31:53.260 So they're all excited 1.00
01:31:53.940 to just fuck somebody up. 0.99
01:31:55.460 And they did 1.00
01:31:56.120 and they killed him. 0.98
01:31:56.760 They murdered him.
01:31:58.900 No one,
01:31:59.660 you know,
01:32:00.000 oh well. 0.99
01:32:03.700 Depicting pig, 0.88
01:32:04.480 I mean, 1.00
01:32:04.920 for fuck's sakes, 0.99
01:32:05.620 man. 0.99
01:32:09.320 They,
01:32:09.640 during the FLQ situation,
01:32:11.820 the last emergency act,
01:32:13.860 you know,
01:32:14.140 I wasn't,
01:32:14.500 I didn't start that one.
01:32:15.520 That was someone else.
01:32:19.520 The RCMP
01:32:20.440 were planting
01:32:22.220 real bombs
01:32:23.700 to blame
01:32:26.160 on the FLQ.
01:32:28.760 The RCMP
01:32:29.600 were committing
01:32:30.360 acts of terrorism.
01:32:31.760 One of their own guys
01:32:32.520 like blew himself up
01:32:33.540 and had to go to the hospital.
01:32:35.560 And they're like,
01:32:36.000 how did you,
01:32:37.500 what happened here?
01:32:38.760 Back to blue.
01:32:43.980 Yeah.
01:32:46.620 Oh,
01:32:47.080 and you know
01:32:47.440 what else is cool?
01:32:48.360 You know why they get,
01:32:49.360 why the veteran status
01:32:50.640 that they have
01:32:51.840 for no reason
01:32:52.480 which they don't deserve?
01:32:53.280 is because they were
01:32:56.220 stood up as a paramilitary
01:32:57.600 organization
01:32:58.320 who actually,
01:33:00.360 they were the ones
01:33:01.100 that went and physically,
01:33:02.300 physically
01:33:03.120 put hands on children,
01:33:05.500 you know,
01:33:05.800 indigenous children,
01:33:06.620 and removed them
01:33:07.740 from their families
01:33:08.640 and threw them
01:33:09.740 into state
01:33:10.240 indoctrination centers.
01:33:11.160 The Mounties did that too.
01:33:12.780 Back to blue.
01:33:16.440 You gotta back them
01:33:17.640 or else you're Antifa.
01:33:20.800 Wow,
01:33:21.340 what's it like
01:33:21.880 having the brain
01:33:23.260 of a gorilla?
01:33:27.820 Back blue,
01:33:28.660 Antifa,
01:33:29.200 bad,
01:33:29.700 oh,
01:33:30.140 oh,
01:33:30.900 greatest ally.
01:33:35.060 I bet they think that too.
01:33:36.400 The greatest,
01:33:36.920 that's also,
01:33:38.100 that fits right in.
01:33:39.220 That's a big part
01:33:39.840 of their programming
01:33:41.080 over there
01:33:41.520 on the fake,
01:33:42.160 the fake opposition.
01:33:46.520 Where is this guy?
01:33:49.660 Here he is.
01:33:50.240 Listen to this.
01:33:51.640 I cannot talk to you.
01:33:52.980 You're underage.
01:33:53.320 Like this is,
01:33:53.940 like dude,
01:33:54.440 your feet are wet.
01:33:55.440 There's a problem
01:33:55.920 with the boat.
01:33:57.040 No,
01:33:57.860 that's probably
01:33:58.760 not what it looks like
01:34:00.260 because
01:34:00.560 I don't like it.
01:34:03.640 I cannot talk to you.
01:34:05.100 It's illegal for me
01:34:06.100 to talk to you
01:34:06.640 about Yeshua.
01:34:07.420 Go.
01:34:09.720 So he says Yeshua,
01:34:11.080 but that's the,
01:34:11.920 I think it's the Hebrew word
01:34:12.820 for Jesus.
01:34:14.100 Yeshua.
01:34:14.660 Yeshua.
01:34:14.980 So you don't want me
01:34:17.700 to use a mic?
01:34:18.520 I'll use my mouth.
01:34:20.340 And I can use my mouth.
01:34:21.520 No.
01:34:22.460 So you're speaking of?
01:34:24.160 Let me just,
01:34:24.740 before you continue talking,
01:34:25.800 you're going to go to jail.
01:34:26.640 Is the police here?
01:34:27.700 Nine percent conviction.
01:34:28.700 This guy.
01:34:29.840 We don't do anything illegal.
01:34:31.100 You cannot take us to jail.
01:34:33.360 If you are not involved,
01:34:34.340 please go.
01:34:35.560 Shalom,
01:34:36.080 my friend.
01:34:36.500 We bless you.
01:34:37.480 You're my country.
01:34:38.240 You come to the United States, 0.99
01:34:40.680 you can say whatever
01:34:41.300 you want to say.
01:34:42.800 That is the free world.
01:34:44.020 Yes?
01:34:44.300 You're not in the United States.
01:34:45.460 You're in Israel.
01:34:46.020 I understand.
01:34:47.020 You cannot say whatever
01:34:47.360 you want to say here.
01:34:48.160 Yes, you can.
01:34:48.840 It's legal.
01:34:49.800 It is legal 0.53
01:34:50.840 to preach about Yeshua.
01:34:52.660 We preach at Damascus gate,
01:34:54.400 the police say it's okay.
01:34:56.340 We preach at Jaffa gate,
01:34:58.200 the police say it's okay.
01:34:59.900 Not for long.
01:35:00.440 I respect you,
01:35:04.880 respect me.
01:35:06.060 He doesn't have to respect you.
01:35:07.500 Huh?
01:35:07.780 He doesn't have to respect you.
01:35:09.000 I don't have to respect you.
01:35:10.540 That is the right thing.
01:35:11.360 Are you Jewish?
01:35:12.180 Do you want to honor God?
01:35:13.700 No.
01:35:14.640 That is the godly thing to do.
01:35:16.120 We respect one another.
01:35:17.180 The godly thing to do 1.00
01:35:17.820 is to kill you. 1.00
01:35:18.760 The godly thing is to kill me. 1.00
01:35:20.340 That's right. 0.99
01:35:20.780 That's what the Torah says. 1.00
01:35:21.780 The Torah says to kill us. 0.99
01:35:23.020 The Torah says that 0.99
01:35:23.920 people who worship idols
01:35:25.620 such as yourself,
01:35:26.860 when there is a Sanhedrin, 1.00
01:35:28.400 to kill us. 1.00
01:35:31.300 Yes. 1.00
01:35:31.780 Okay.
01:35:32.300 That's what the Torah says.
01:35:32.920 So we know how the Jewish people feel
01:35:34.560 about Christians, yes?
01:35:36.120 That you discriminate against Christians. 0.99
01:35:37.620 Christians are idol worshipers. 1.00
01:35:38.400 You discriminate against Christians. 0.98
01:35:39.480 The Torah says that
01:35:40.200 Christianity is idol worship 1.00
01:35:41.880 because you worship three guys.
01:35:43.180 Let me ask you this.
01:35:44.540 How do you atone for your sins?
01:35:46.420 You have no sacrifice.
01:35:47.500 There must be an atonement for your sins.
01:35:48.960 How do you atone?
01:35:49.720 It goes on and on.
01:35:50.920 That's the guy I was talking about before. 0.99
01:35:52.200 He's like, I don't give a shit. 0.99
01:35:53.500 He's like, yeah, 1.00
01:35:54.000 you all should be killed. 1.00
01:35:55.880 Doesn't even, 1.00
01:35:57.940 you know,
01:35:58.400 so you've got guys like that
01:36:01.560 who are, 0.99
01:36:02.080 will just say shit like, 0.99
01:36:03.380 I don't, 0.99
01:36:03.680 what are you going to do about it?
01:36:05.360 Guys like that
01:36:06.160 end up getting things done.
01:36:07.820 Whether you,
01:36:08.420 whatever you think about whoever,
01:36:09.540 like that's,
01:36:10.580 that's not a,
01:36:11.500 that guy's not a pushover. 0.97
01:36:13.060 He's not a bitch. 0.99
01:36:15.180 He's not just going to lay down. 0.98
01:36:16.660 You know,
01:36:17.080 he's literally in your face
01:36:18.380 and be like, 1.00
01:36:18.580 get the fuck out of my country. 1.00
01:36:19.900 You should be dead. 1.00
01:36:20.960 You're lucky I don't kill you. 1.00
01:36:25.200 Okay. 1.00
01:36:27.000 Harsh.
01:36:27.320 A little.
01:36:29.340 Right?
01:36:32.780 That's the greatest ally though,
01:36:34.160 guys.
01:36:34.480 We got to,
01:36:35.840 it's good.
01:36:37.220 It's a,
01:36:37.660 it's a good,
01:36:38.160 it's a good deal.
01:36:40.140 It's totally worth it.
01:36:42.140 What else is,
01:36:42.960 what,
01:36:43.200 I mean,
01:36:43.720 I don't know.
01:36:44.720 Something,
01:36:45.060 oh right,
01:36:45.640 this is what I was,
01:36:46.280 I was just going on about these,
01:36:47.260 I knew I was going somewhere
01:36:48.780 with all this police stuff
01:36:49.760 and I wasn't even done.
01:36:51.040 I wasn't even done.
01:36:51.920 And then,
01:36:52.260 and finally,
01:36:52.880 this is,
01:36:53.240 is this just today?
01:36:54.680 This is new again?
01:36:57.380 Send the police.
01:36:58.320 There's a 16 year old
01:36:59.380 in a suit
01:36:59.880 and he's
01:37:01.080 very politely
01:37:03.720 suggesting he doesn't like
01:37:05.600 what the government's doing.
01:37:07.020 Arrest him now.
01:37:08.060 He's just nodding his head
01:37:24.000 like,
01:37:24.280 yep,
01:37:24.600 yeah, 1.00
01:37:24.780 I'm a total piece of shit. 1.00
01:37:25.820 You're right. 1.00
01:37:29.880 I'm just doing my job.
01:37:31.200 They say it like,
01:37:33.200 we were literally educated
01:37:35.080 as children.
01:37:35.920 At least I was in my school
01:37:37.540 in mainline public 0.99
01:37:38.960 fucking goblin school 0.98
01:37:40.460 that the idea 1.00
01:37:43.100 of just doing my job
01:37:44.660 is not an excuse
01:37:45.820 for immoral behavior.
01:37:48.220 Ergo,
01:37:48.900 you know,
01:37:49.240 for example,
01:37:50.940 many,
01:37:51.460 many historical examples.
01:37:52.840 And you're like,
01:37:53.100 oh,
01:37:53.320 okay.
01:37:54.100 And then this guy
01:37:55.260 presumably looks about my age.
01:37:57.500 Oh,
01:37:57.660 I'm just doing my job.
01:37:58.460 Oh,
01:37:58.760 you just,
01:37:59.720 and keep in mind,
01:38:03.380 he probably has a big house 1.00
01:38:06.460 with a fucking 1.00
01:38:07.200 numerous car garage, 1.00
01:38:08.840 a truck,
01:38:09.460 a boat,
01:38:10.120 and a summer,
01:38:11.660 you know,
01:38:11.980 timeshare somewhere
01:38:13.120 because he's making
01:38:14.920 $200,000 a year
01:38:16.540 for 10,
01:38:18.060 you know,
01:38:18.420 long time.
01:38:19.280 Oh,
01:38:19.720 yeah.
01:38:20.700 Mmm.
01:38:21.980 Tastes good,
01:38:22.740 that money.
01:38:23.280 It's kind of hard to hear
01:38:33.380 here for a second,
01:38:34.200 but we'll come back
01:38:35.140 after,
01:38:35.460 who goes?
01:38:36.540 Okay.
01:38:37.540 Let's go,
01:38:38.540 Brandon.
01:38:40.120 Let's go,
01:38:41.200 Brandon.
01:38:43.620 Who are these people?
01:38:46.140 So there's like a,
01:38:47.440 there's like a checkpoint
01:38:48.280 to get on Parliament Hill
01:38:49.540 now.
01:38:51.560 Armed men 0.61
01:38:52.460 guard a checkpoint.
01:38:56.020 No,
01:38:56.520 there's nothing wrong,
01:38:57.480 guys.
01:38:57.780 The boat's not sinking.
01:38:59.200 Your feet aren't wet. 0.83
01:39:00.360 I'm just a racist. 0.70
01:39:02.500 Oh, 0.93
01:39:02.980 you're not allowed.
01:39:03.600 No.
01:39:03.740 There's a right to protest.
01:39:05.260 No,
01:39:05.660 he doesn't.
01:39:05.920 Let's go,
01:39:06.700 Brandon.
01:39:07.420 He has no right to protest.
01:39:08.660 That's why there's so many police here.
01:39:11.360 Let's go,
01:39:12.320 Brandon.
01:39:12.660 Let's go,
01:39:13.480 Brandon.
01:39:13.900 Let's go,
01:39:14.620 Brandon.
01:39:15.140 Let's go,
01:39:16.000 Brandon.
01:39:17.000 Wait,
01:39:17.160 thanks.
01:39:17.780 Just keep walking.
01:39:18.160 Don't talk to we,
01:39:19.120 the people.
01:39:20.220 All right.
01:39:20.540 He has a right to protest.
01:39:22.200 Let's go,
01:39:23.100 Brandon.
01:39:28.560 I'm my brother.
01:39:29.620 Sorry,
01:39:30.100 it was my mistake.
01:39:31.020 It's all right.
01:39:31.720 Okay.
01:39:32.280 But you can't be here on the side,
01:39:33.220 right?
01:39:33.740 This woman is like four feet tall. 1.00
01:39:41.500 When you,
01:39:42.180 when you have a job that requires a martial ability in which the worst case scenario in your job is that people die,
01:39:50.740 like,
01:39:52.200 um,
01:39:54.260 in a,
01:39:54.600 in a very physically demanding job where you have to manhandle other human beings that are not wanting, 0.56
01:40:00.740 they may be there on a killing spree,
01:40:02.020 for example.
01:40:02.560 All right.
01:40:03.720 Bar fights and so on.
01:40:06.100 Um,
01:40:06.620 you're a huge liability.
01:40:09.060 Yeah.
01:40:09.580 You can't really,
01:40:10.240 I mean,
01:40:10.400 you can't just shoot people. 0.56
01:40:12.320 Right.
01:40:13.840 Um,
01:40:15.160 so,
01:40:15.520 I mean,
01:40:15.620 this guy,
01:40:16.140 I mean,
01:40:16.380 he's,
01:40:16.580 he's got a great,
01:40:17.320 uh,
01:40:17.720 tell me,
01:40:18.080 tell me how many of these guys are pumped that this is their partner.
01:40:22.240 I have to imagine it's every single,
01:40:24.940 oh,
01:40:25.120 I would love when I go out there into the world and hopefully not die every day because of how wonderfully,
01:40:30.580 you know,
01:40:32.020 multifaceted our,
01:40:33.120 our society has become thanks to government intervention.
01:40:35.820 I'm glad that my backup is a small woman and not, 1.00
01:40:40.840 I don't know,
01:40:42.720 any number of these other guys,
01:40:44.380 you know,
01:40:44.840 who could,
01:40:45.680 I mean, 0.96
01:40:46.480 if we get into a situation where I have to fucking put hands on somebody or it gets, 0.93
01:40:50.040 it gets violent and there's two men or three men and it's just me and you, 0.97
01:40:55.140 it's just,
01:40:55.960 I need,
01:40:56.260 I need backup.
01:40:57.920 You know what I mean?
01:41:00.500 Like in the worst case scenario is now this could,
01:41:03.860 this bad situation could be actually be much worse.
01:41:06.420 But again,
01:41:07.480 we have to,
01:41:09.200 it would hurt her.
01:41:10.120 It would hurt someone's feelings if we said,
01:41:11.600 listen,
01:41:11.820 you're just too small to be a police officer.
01:41:13.460 This is a very dangerous physically.
01:41:14.860 Oh,
01:41:15.140 I did.
01:41:15.580 Oh,
01:41:15.780 did you do a little test?
01:41:16.700 That's nice.
01:41:17.460 Getting to, 1.00
01:41:17.920 getting to a knife fight with a fucking psycho in an apartment complex who's from Somalia and 1.00
01:41:22.820 he's on meth. 1.00
01:41:24.960 Did you do the little thing at the Academy?
01:41:29.280 Uh huh.
01:41:32.640 Oh,
01:41:33.100 well,
01:41:33.980 Hey,
01:41:35.740 she,
01:41:36.080 I mean,
01:41:36.540 you know,
01:41:37.600 she,
01:41:37.840 she can't,
01:41:38.260 she's probably crawl. 1.00
01:41:39.360 It's so mean that what the man on the internet said is she cried into her $200,000 fucking 1.00
01:41:43.440 salary. 0.98
01:41:44.140 So have you been asking what you just stopped us?
01:41:46.120 No,
01:41:46.340 I got,
01:41:46.700 I'm not on the,
01:41:47.680 I'm not on the,
01:41:48.080 I understand.
01:41:48.660 but I'm explaining stuff.
01:41:50.320 I gave me a choice.
01:41:51.700 I'm allowed back.
01:41:52.360 Okay,
01:41:52.620 cool.
01:41:53.020 All right.
01:41:53.320 I'm just letting you know that we can't be on the,
01:41:54.960 sidewalk here.
01:41:55.400 So if you're on the,
01:41:56.040 we're moving and you stopped us.
01:41:57.160 I know.
01:41:58.380 Are you going to talk,
01:41:59.440 or do you just want to cause an issue to cause an issue for no issue?
01:42:02.280 No.
01:42:02.820 They just have to get involved.
01:42:04.740 Like what,
01:42:05.180 what are they doing?
01:42:07.220 What are you doing?
01:42:08.340 Move along.
01:42:10.260 It's a teenager with a megaphone. 1.00
01:42:12.420 What the fuck are you doing? 1.00
01:42:13.680 And there's like 10 of them. 1.00
01:42:17.160 I can't.
01:42:20.660 Oh my God.
01:42:22.400 And they willingly go to work every day.
01:42:24.380 Like,
01:42:24.580 oh yeah,
01:42:24.980 we have a ton of problems in this city that we could be working on,
01:42:27.600 but you know,
01:42:28.080 we got to,
01:42:28.540 we got to man this checkpoint and make sure that no one complains near the building that
01:42:32.860 the prime minister's real worried about.
01:42:36.260 The,
01:42:36.580 the site of the horse tramplings.
01:42:37.920 We must protect our sacred ground,
01:42:39.720 our holy ground.
01:42:41.260 Oh,
01:42:41.660 and by the way,
01:42:42.160 they took a bunch of trophy shots too.
01:42:44.060 Somebody reminded me of that recently and I totally forgot about it.
01:42:46.720 But after the,
01:42:47.840 the beatings of the innocent civilians,
01:42:49.620 the crying,
01:42:50.280 screaming women, 0.96
01:42:50.860 they were kicking in the face and trampling on. 0.96
01:42:53.560 That happened.
01:42:54.400 I watched it live.
01:42:55.260 The video,
01:42:55.740 the footage exists,
01:42:56.940 you know, 0.99
01:42:58.280 hitting them with guns and beating them. 1.00
01:42:59.660 Oh yeah. 0.97
01:43:00.020 Then they went and took trophy photos of it because they were so sad.
01:43:04.540 All standing there with their guns in front of Parliament Hill.
01:43:06.600 Like yeah, 1.00
01:43:07.160 we fucking kicked our asses. 1.00
01:43:08.440 Woo. 1.00
01:43:12.240 Back to blue.
01:43:15.020 Oh,
01:43:15.320 those were the bad again.
01:43:16.240 And then they went home to the bank to their home units and everyone high fived them.
01:43:22.120 In fact,
01:43:22.960 knowing the way these regimes and so they,
01:43:25.440 how they operate because they were such good boys.
01:43:30.600 Those guys,
01:43:31.380 because they volunteered for yes,
01:43:33.280 my liege, 0.94
01:43:33.960 they get fast track for promotions and courses and training and postings and shit. 0.98
01:43:40.340 I was in the army. 0.94
01:43:41.360 It's the same way.
01:43:41.900 The system rewards loyalty.
01:43:45.020 A hundred percent.
01:43:46.300 Believe that. 1.00
01:43:47.240 Take that to the fucking bank. 1.00
01:43:48.660 If you are one of these people that will like, 1.00
01:43:50.760 I will sacrifice my own children to please my chain of command. 1.00
01:43:54.360 You'll fucking, 1.00
01:43:55.320 they'll fucking send you to the moon. 1.00
01:43:58.680 You'll be running that place. 0.99
01:44:01.120 Cause you're a good boy.
01:44:03.020 You don't think at all.
01:44:04.300 Do you?
01:44:04.680 You just going to do what you're told.
01:44:06.360 They love that.
01:44:07.220 That's perfect.
01:44:08.300 That's perfect.
01:44:09.620 You're like a robot.
01:44:10.680 It's amazing.
01:44:11.380 Oh,
01:44:11.820 cool.
01:44:12.220 My own Terminator.
01:44:14.180 That's what they think when they see you come.
01:44:18.000 Uncle Kenny says,
01:44:18.780 I work out during your podcast.
01:44:20.220 It's probably a good,
01:44:21.040 it's better than what I would be doing,
01:44:22.520 which is,
01:44:23.520 well,
01:44:24.040 this,
01:44:24.280 I'm sitting here drinking sugar,
01:44:25.340 I guess.
01:44:27.020 I don't know if there's bursy calories or not.
01:44:29.940 King of Trash says,
01:44:30.740 the lady cop is there to be eaten first so he can run away. 1.00
01:44:33.480 I know.
01:44:34.340 Or like,
01:44:35.040 you know,
01:44:35.500 they're having to fight some people and it's like,
01:44:37.320 or he has to like,
01:44:38.800 I can't be in two places at once, 1.00
01:44:40.080 but now I got to go help her because she's getting her fucking head 1.00
01:44:42.180 punched in by this fucking, 1.00
01:44:44.980 you know, 1.00
01:44:46.540 I can do it too.
01:44:50.640 Trust me.
01:44:51.060 You can't.
01:44:52.540 If Brock Lesnar gets loose,
01:44:54.320 honey,
01:44:54.940 trust me,
01:44:55.560 there's nothing you're going to do about that.
01:45:05.660 Fireman.
01:45:06.100 Yeah.
01:45:06.360 Yeah. 1.00
01:45:06.980 Firefighters are fucking, 1.00
01:45:08.080 that's a fucking man's job for sure. 1.00
01:45:09.580 That's a, 1.00
01:45:11.600 that's like,
01:45:12.300 that's one of the like perfect jobs where it's like,
01:45:14.480 what is there to complain about? 0.99
01:45:16.280 Sometimes shit's on fire. 0.99
01:45:17.900 No one wants their shit to be on fire and nobody wants to put the fire out 1.00
01:45:21.540 because it's dangerous as fuck. 1.00
01:45:23.820 And there's these, 0.99
01:45:24.740 these people are like,
01:45:25.560 yeah, 0.99
01:45:25.700 we'll fucking do it. 0.99
01:45:26.800 You're like, 0.99
01:45:27.320 really?
01:45:27.920 Yeah.
01:45:28.200 Just pay me.
01:45:29.900 Like,
01:45:30.720 I mean,
01:45:31.360 not nearly as much as cops pay me pretty good,
01:45:33.760 but not nearly as much as cops because I mean,
01:45:35.860 I don't have to enforce any agendas.
01:45:38.800 I just put fires out.
01:45:40.020 So,
01:45:40.880 and I'll, 1.00
01:45:41.420 I'll literally run into burning buildings and shit. 1.00
01:45:43.460 I don't care. 1.00
01:45:44.060 I don't give a fuck. 0.99
01:45:46.700 Nobody cares. 0.97
01:45:47.480 Nobody's ever cared.
01:45:49.660 We got to break into the,
01:45:50.680 the firefighter community is our people for sure.
01:45:53.640 For sure.
01:45:54.540 What do you do?
01:45:55.100 I put out fires for something to do.
01:45:57.940 Mostly just work out all day.
01:46:00.220 Uh,
01:46:00.780 you know,
01:46:01.660 people pay me a little bit of money to do it.
01:46:04.180 I mostly just do it for the adrenaline rush.
01:46:06.020 I like to be consumed in fire.
01:46:12.520 The secrets of the universe speak to me when I'm consumed in fire.
01:46:15.780 I like this guy.
01:46:19.240 Bring him in.
01:46:21.140 I like this.
01:46:22.100 I like this guy.
01:46:25.840 That is the first public service to be installed in Dagelon fire halls,
01:46:29.640 which slash town halls slash beer halls slash gym slash.
01:46:35.180 I mean,
01:46:35.480 the fire hall serves most,
01:46:37.880 most public services.
01:46:39.460 that might be one of the only buildings you need.
01:46:42.700 And we're going to have firefighter story time. 0.98
01:46:45.140 We're going to have these people read stories to kids about being fucking maniacs and selfless, 0.99
01:46:51.840 heroic, 1.00
01:46:52.300 fucking based, 0.99
01:46:53.460 awesome chopping wars, 1.00
01:46:55.500 walls down with axes to save children from death. 0.99
01:47:00.820 That's fucking awesome. 0.99
01:47:04.260 Oh my God. 0.98
01:47:05.420 And people are like,
01:47:07.000 see,
01:47:07.420 this is the thing.
01:47:08.060 Like women like men. 1.00
01:47:10.460 Being a firefighter,
01:47:11.540 and there are female firefighters, 1.00
01:47:12.620 there's a couple,
01:47:13.280 again,
01:47:13.620 very physically tough job,
01:47:15.200 but I have,
01:47:15.660 I do know a couple that, 0.99
01:47:16.740 and they're fucking strong ladies, 1.00
01:47:18.880 you know, 1.00
01:47:19.360 they're fucking, 1.00
01:47:21.300 no, 1.00
01:47:21.640 like all prop,
01:47:22.480 not much less,
01:47:23.440 I'm not much stronger than they are,
01:47:25.240 which is saying,
01:47:25.860 I'm almost 200 pounds,
01:47:27.580 a man,
01:47:28.940 right?
01:47:29.260 And like,
01:47:29.700 you're very strong for a lady.
01:47:31.680 So,
01:47:31.980 you know, 1.00
01:47:32.700 that's a fucking super based, 0.99
01:47:35.300 awesome job. 0.99
01:47:36.400 It's like,
01:47:36.760 perfect.
01:47:37.620 What is there to complain about?
01:47:39.720 They don't get paid enough to be jealous of.
01:47:44.340 They have to risk death for other people.
01:47:48.720 And what they have to do in order to do it involves fire.
01:47:52.140 And they get to wear a helmet like they're in a war,
01:47:56.100 you know? 1.00
01:47:57.900 Fucking let's go. 1.00
01:47:59.640 Breathing in smoke. 1.00
01:48:01.960 This might be one of the manliest jobs ever,
01:48:04.200 dude.
01:48:04.400 So the,
01:48:06.360 the Chad firefighter versus the virgin cop.
01:48:13.320 Oh,
01:48:13.720 I forgot what I was going to say now.
01:48:14.840 What was it?
01:48:15.300 I had something. 0.97
01:48:16.080 I was going to fucking just, 0.99
01:48:17.060 damn it. 0.99
01:48:17.400 Oh, 1.00
01:48:17.700 right.
01:48:19.940 Like that's,
01:48:20.640 that's super,
01:48:21.400 like that's,
01:48:22.380 that is,
01:48:22.980 that is very masculine.
01:48:24.180 That's why,
01:48:28.560 you know,
01:48:28.860 in TV shows and stuff,
01:48:30.320 you know,
01:48:30.600 that's always the cliche that,
01:48:31.980 you know,
01:48:32.100 all women are swooning over the firefighters. 1.00
01:48:34.880 It's not the outfits guys.
01:48:36.920 They're not like,
01:48:37.400 I just really love the helmet.
01:48:38.880 Their helmet does, 1.00
01:48:39.740 does look like a dick. 1.00
01:48:41.340 The, 0.99
01:48:41.640 to be honest,
01:48:42.980 to be honest,
01:48:43.700 and they wear like the beige costumes with the stripe. 0.99
01:48:46.520 So they do kind of do look like an army of dicks walking around. 0.98
01:48:49.760 So that might have something to do with it. 0.98
01:48:54.220 But for the sake of what I was,
01:48:55.540 I'm going to assume it doesn't.
01:48:56.880 I'm going to assume women are better than that. 1.00
01:48:58.680 I know,
01:48:59.040 I know they're not. 0.99
01:49:00.060 I know for a fucking fact they're not. 0.99
01:49:01.520 So that probably does play into it. 0.99
01:49:03.340 Some,
01:49:03.860 at some stage,
01:49:04.680 but it's,
01:49:06.740 it's,
01:49:07.020 it's what they,
01:49:07.700 what they are,
01:49:08.420 what they do. 1.00
01:49:09.020 Like that's fucking sick. 1.00
01:49:10.860 You know, 1.00
01:49:11.260 that's sick.
01:49:13.240 And they get,
01:49:13.840 you know,
01:49:14.000 they get paid pretty good to do an awesome job.
01:49:15.880 That's awesome.
01:49:16.600 You know,
01:49:16.960 or you could be the Stasi. 0.98
01:49:19.780 And you could beat up children. 0.99
01:49:22.360 You could beat children. 0.75
01:49:23.920 Hey, 0.85
01:49:24.200 you could, 1.00
01:49:24.580 you could kick a disabled war veterans in the face. 1.00
01:49:28.200 And step on their, 1.00
01:49:29.320 on their injured back from a fucking explosion. 1.00
01:49:33.340 From an enemy mine. 1.00
01:49:36.000 That blew bodies apart.
01:49:38.760 And you'd be like,
01:49:39.580 yeah,
01:49:39.760 take that injured war veteran.
01:49:42.200 That could be you.
01:49:43.520 You could be a cop.
01:49:44.920 Back the blue.
01:49:46.920 You gotta back the blue.
01:49:49.660 I can go all day.
01:49:54.820 And I'm right.
01:49:56.380 And people are uncomfortable with it.
01:49:59.540 Because it presents a very difficult scenario.
01:50:02.260 Doesn't it?
01:50:04.120 Hiding from it.
01:50:05.040 It's not going to make it better.
01:50:07.120 Michael,
01:50:07.360 the conqueror is is when I'm prime minister.
01:50:09.440 You're my new Hal Johnson.
01:50:11.000 Would it be okay with you?
01:50:12.360 If we offer the traitors a pardon,
01:50:14.040 if they can do 25 rounds,
01:50:15.120 25 rounds.
01:50:16.200 That's,
01:50:16.520 I don't want to do any rounds.
01:50:18.660 If you take over the country,
01:50:19.860 I'm just going to bed.
01:50:21.760 And literally anyone in this chat would be a dramatic improvement.
01:50:26.240 All right.
01:50:26.540 No,
01:50:26.880 I shouldn't say that.
01:50:27.580 That's terrible.
01:50:28.040 No,
01:50:28.220 no,
01:50:28.320 that's not good.
01:50:28.800 Not anyone in the chat.
01:50:32.440 We need a screening process,
01:50:33.520 but,
01:50:33.940 uh,
01:50:35.520 so I need your answer soon,
01:50:36.940 deputy prime minister.
01:50:37.760 No,
01:50:38.040 I want nothing to do with it.
01:50:42.120 I want to be a fireman.
01:50:43.240 No,
01:50:43.740 I did.
01:50:46.340 I thought it's also a very difficult job to get into.
01:50:49.020 A lot of guys,
01:50:49.740 I know guys in the army.
01:50:50.840 That's what we were all doing.
01:50:51.660 Everybody was,
01:50:52.120 was transferring out of the infantry to go to get to a fire army firefighter or air
01:50:56.360 force.
01:50:56.700 It's all the same training,
01:50:57.640 but they,
01:50:59.340 you basically get qualified on a ton of firefighting courses.
01:51:01.940 And then when you get out,
01:51:02.760 you're like,
01:51:03.400 not only are you a trained firefighter, 1.00
01:51:05.080 you're like fucking elite. 0.98
01:51:06.420 And the problem is these guys can't get jobs because the fire department's like, 0.99
01:51:09.940 I'd have to pay you our entire budget for this to be fair because of what's on your
01:51:14.680 right.
01:51:14.880 You can put out chemical fires from crashed airplanes.
01:51:18.100 Yeah.
01:51:18.860 Yeah.
01:51:19.220 See that alone is worth 200 grand a year.
01:51:21.460 I can't do it.
01:51:22.260 No,
01:51:22.440 I can't afford you.
01:51:23.820 So there's all these infantry guys that are like,
01:51:25.560 yeah,
01:51:25.700 I'm going to be a trained firefighter.
01:51:26.940 I'll go get a firefighting job.
01:51:28.000 And it's all about who,
01:51:28.960 you know,
01:51:29.240 it's very political.
01:51:30.100 They're small.
01:51:30.800 It's a small trade,
01:51:31.800 small job.
01:51:32.580 Everybody wants it.
01:51:33.420 It's impossible to get in.
01:51:39.480 Just saying.
01:51:42.740 I could have been a firefighter,
01:51:44.140 but no.
01:51:46.460 Just be lucky.
01:51:47.140 I didn't want to go to art school.
01:51:48.260 Maybe that was my art school.
01:51:52.860 Cindy Lee says,
01:51:53.600 how about the DAGs calendar?
01:51:55.000 We're working on it.
01:51:55.780 I'm getting people in the gym every day.
01:51:57.100 I'm trying.
01:51:57.680 I'm trying my best.
01:51:58.800 Trying to get them in there and doing it.
01:52:01.560 I thought I had something about that.
01:52:02.660 I wanted to mention while I'm on it,
01:52:04.060 but I don't think I remember.
01:52:05.360 Oh,
01:52:05.520 that's what it is.
01:52:06.400 I do want to,
01:52:07.260 um,
01:52:07.440 I'm just going to let people know now.
01:52:09.720 Cause there are some,
01:52:11.220 I dude,
01:52:11.780 one guy was like,
01:52:12.780 I'm just scrolling.
01:52:13.960 I'm like,
01:52:14.280 how much is on this squat bar?
01:52:16.260 Like the 600, 1.00
01:52:17.540 640 pounds,
01:52:19.140 something like that.
01:52:19.940 Something and something gross.
01:52:21.820 Like an insane mind boggling amount. 0.99
01:52:25.300 There are some strong fucking dudes in there. 0.99
01:52:27.360 And there's a couple of chicks too. 1.00
01:52:28.940 Like it's just mental,
01:52:30.780 incredibly strong fit.
01:52:32.160 Uh,
01:52:32.500 people I want to do it.
01:52:33.740 So,
01:52:34.220 you know,
01:52:34.860 we're going to,
01:52:35.340 now I'm going to, 0.99
01:52:35.940 I'm going to fucking hurt you mentally in the soul is, 1.00
01:52:39.320 is where I'm trying to get you. 1.00
01:52:40.820 It's like a hardening process.
01:52:42.580 It just,
01:52:43.320 you know,
01:52:43.680 it hurts for a little while,
01:52:44.800 but once it heals,
01:52:45.640 you'll be stronger,
01:52:46.340 all the better for it.
01:52:47.000 Trust the people have been playing factor fairytale the whole time.
01:52:49.140 They're numb to it.
01:52:49.840 Now it doesn't even phase them.
01:52:52.700 The news could be like,
01:52:54.840 uh,
01:52:56.320 um,
01:52:57.420 you know,
01:52:58.220 the,
01:52:58.460 the devil literally crawled out of CERN and is eating people in France right now.
01:53:03.260 It's a hundred feet tall.
01:53:05.980 And,
01:53:06.440 uh,
01:53:06.680 the president has commented that we can't,
01:53:10.360 jump to conclusions against the devil that could be racist.
01:53:13.600 So we don't,
01:53:14.420 we don't want to condemn the devil yet like that.
01:53:16.760 You could be like that easily could be a headline tomorrow.
01:53:18.740 I don't even care anymore.
01:53:20.220 I'm ready for anything.
01:53:21.560 I'm invincible.
01:53:23.520 And then,
01:53:24.160 then your training is complete.
01:53:27.660 But it's,
01:53:28.340 but so before we do that,
01:53:29.600 I do want to,
01:53:30.120 I want to do a,
01:53:30.880 maybe like monster Mondays.
01:53:32.300 Cause we've got factor fairytale Friday,
01:53:33.960 monster Mondays.
01:53:34.560 I want to find once a week or once a month or something.
01:53:37.640 And one Monday,
01:53:38.740 first Monday a month or last Monday a month,
01:53:40.240 something like that.
01:53:40.660 And we'll just the monster of the month.
01:53:42.500 Yeah,
01:53:42.780 there we go.
01:53:43.580 Maybe that's what we'll do.
01:53:45.080 It'll just be one of these.
01:53:47.040 I'm telling you,
01:53:48.000 I'm telling you if you guys are interested and then you can compete with each other.
01:53:51.000 And we'll, 0.99
01:53:51.620 and until someone like blows out a fucking a disc or snaps a tibia, 0.99
01:53:55.980 trying to fucking squat too much, 0.99
01:53:57.620 you know, 0.97
01:53:58.040 like I'm excited.
01:53:59.720 This is going to be fun.
01:54:04.920 Synthetic.
01:54:05.320 How are you? 0.97
01:54:05.840 He says,
01:54:06.080 dad was a VFF when I was a kid.
01:54:09.760 VFF said he tried out.
01:54:11.860 Oh,
01:54:12.320 firefighter,
01:54:12.880 veteran,
01:54:13.920 volunteer firefighter.
01:54:15.240 Okay.
01:54:15.460 Gotcha.
01:54:15.880 Oh,
01:54:16.180 cut up.
01:54:17.380 Said he tried out for a,
01:54:18.520 one of a few full-time positions out of thousands of applicants.
01:54:21.540 He smashed the course time,
01:54:22.460 but it was no bueno.
01:54:23.180 Dude was old age of 2930.
01:54:25.880 Jesus.
01:54:26.400 Yeah.
01:54:26.540 It's incredibly difficult to get a full-time job.
01:54:28.680 Most,
01:54:28.880 most firefighters I know are volunteers and it's like,
01:54:32.000 dude, 0.99
01:54:32.360 the fucking to get in is good time. 1.00
01:54:35.860 Good luck. 0.99
01:54:36.700 Um,
01:54:37.980 I got that one.
01:54:39.080 I got that one.
01:54:39.560 I must've missed this one.
01:54:40.640 Underwater knife fighters.
01:54:41.640 The six members of my platoon on 309 became firefighters.
01:54:44.520 When I asked why he wanted to be a firefighter,
01:54:46.760 one guy said, 1.00
01:54:47.120 because I love to break shit and you'll give me an ax. 1.00
01:54:49.460 Yeah, 0.99
01:54:49.640 dude,
01:54:49.900 it's the perfect job for the infantry.
01:54:51.760 Perfect job.
01:54:54.220 You could smack like,
01:54:55.340 Oh,
01:54:55.580 is there something in the way inside a house where the, 1.00
01:54:58.580 I'll fucking just chop the goddamn wall down. 1.00
01:55:01.380 I will rip this place apart. 1.00
01:55:04.880 You know, 1.00
01:55:05.660 I will put people on my goddamn back and walk through fire to get, 1.00
01:55:08.820 I don't give a shit. 1.00
01:55:11.820 Yeah. 0.99
01:55:12.220 So you just basically trained to be engulfed in flames and lift weights all day.
01:55:17.600 I was like,
01:55:18.420 where do I sign?
01:55:19.440 Where do I join?
01:55:21.100 This is the best.
01:55:22.780 What?
01:55:23.200 How did it know?
01:55:23.920 Why did no one describe,
01:55:25.020 tell me that this was a thing early?
01:55:26.340 I mean,
01:55:26.520 I knew there was firefighting,
01:55:27.520 but I haven't really thought about it.
01:55:29.280 And it's,
01:55:29.900 it's,
01:55:30.280 uh,
01:55:30.560 and they do shifts at the firehouse and they're just playing video games,
01:55:35.320 chilling.
01:55:35.620 Cause it's like,
01:55:36.240 I'm literally just sitting here unless there's a fire.
01:55:38.480 I just sit here all day and wait to be called to a fire while I'm on shift.
01:55:42.200 So they're working out,
01:55:44.640 chilling,
01:55:45.500 watching movies,
01:55:46.420 eating pop tarts, 1.00
01:55:47.200 fucking dude. 1.00
01:55:47.820 I'm like, 1.00
01:55:48.420 what?
01:55:48.920 So you have like a clubhouse where you hang out with all your guys.
01:55:51.680 And once in a while you get to go do your fire thing.
01:55:56.500 And then you could,
01:55:57.340 this is a,
01:55:59.180 this is a hack,
01:56:00.120 dude.
01:56:00.440 People don't know.
01:56:02.240 Or,
01:56:02.700 or maybe that's,
01:56:03.720 that's the other thing.
01:56:04.440 Firefighters are very protective of it.
01:56:05.620 They don't want people to know what they've got going on.
01:56:07.200 So they won't let anybody in. 0.99
01:56:08.980 Shut up. 1.00
01:56:09.620 You're good. 1.00
01:56:09.840 They're fucking pissed right now. 0.98
01:56:11.700 I've probably actually just activated the firefighter mafia. 0.99
01:56:14.580 I'm probably,
01:56:15.660 I mean,
01:56:16.000 the Illuminati is one thing,
01:56:17.440 the order of the golden triangle or orange spoon or whatever it is.
01:56:23.280 There's this other guy in New Brunswick,
01:56:25.020 Jacob Buston.
01:56:27.220 And he's,
01:56:27.700 he's on Tik TOK.
01:56:28.400 He's got a lot of Tik TOKs and stuff. 0.79
01:56:29.400 I think I played one of them before.
01:56:30.480 And he,
01:56:30.700 uh,
01:56:31.620 the freak shows onto him now.
01:56:33.980 Cause he's,
01:56:34.460 you know,
01:56:34.600 the orange hat means,
01:56:35.700 and you know that it's just all listen.
01:56:38.500 And Queen Ramona,
01:56:40.420 who was appointed by the group of people.
01:56:44.820 I may add the,
01:56:46.360 the group of people.
01:56:47.460 Okay.
01:56:48.260 She's a big deal.
01:56:49.840 None of them are nearly as powerful or terrifying as the firefighter mafia.
01:56:53.620 They're the worst.
01:56:55.560 Do you know why?
01:56:58.520 Do you know why firefighters have fires to fight?
01:57:04.600 Think about it.
01:57:08.500 Who do you think is starting the fires?
01:57:18.820 They create their own customers.
01:57:21.080 They're professional arsonists.
01:57:26.420 Most fires are never solved because it's them.
01:57:28.820 No one's ever missed that.
01:57:45.640 They're in the past when you're just down with these.
01:57:48.080 Hard and it's there.
01:57:49.300 It's dirty and mean.
01:57:51.020 Ah,
01:57:51.180 ha.
01:57:53.500 Firefighter.
01:57:54.940 Firefighter. 1.00
01:57:55.180 Firefighter will kill you. 1.00
01:57:56.460 It will burn down your motherfucking house. 1.00
01:57:59.020 Hold that rap. 1.00
01:58:00.380 And we'll cover it up.
01:58:03.100 And we've got to get caught.
01:58:06.960 This is them.
01:58:08.860 Someone asked what band is this?
01:58:10.140 This is the firefighter mafia.
01:58:11.960 This is the song about how they can do whatever they want.
01:58:13.840 Burn your house down anytime they want.
01:58:15.240 They're invincible. 0.62
01:58:16.120 Stop or nothing.
01:58:17.180 Don't beat or nothing. 0.79
01:58:18.540 I'm burning down. 0.80
01:58:19.460 You know whatever's in my way. 0.96
01:58:21.300 Get in your feet.
01:58:22.440 Get to see the light.
01:58:24.300 Covering up crimes gets me high.
01:58:29.340 All right.
01:58:31.620 That played itself out.
01:58:32.760 You know.
01:58:36.780 The firefighter mafia.
01:58:38.780 Yes,
01:58:39.180 dude.
01:58:39.400 They'll come for you.
01:58:40.280 And no one can stop them.
01:58:41.360 Because they've got it all.
01:58:43.460 They've got the market cornered.
01:58:45.520 They'll set you up. 0.99
01:58:46.520 Burn you down.
01:58:47.200 And then who are you going to call? 1.00
01:58:48.020 You're going to call them.
01:58:48.700 And they're going to be like,
01:58:49.320 yeah,
01:58:49.560 we know.
01:58:52.220 They're always asking the firefighters,
01:58:53.960 what caused the fire?
01:58:55.060 And they're like,
01:58:55.520 tell them the toaster or something.
01:58:59.620 It was all faulty wiring in a toaster.
01:59:03.500 Sometimes there's a reporter in the back.
01:59:05.000 That's not true.
01:59:10.400 That was my brother's house.
01:59:11.500 He was about to blow the lid off the whole firefighter mafia scandal.
01:59:14.640 There's no such thing as a firefighter mafia scandal. 1.00
01:59:16.780 You're a crazy person. 1.00
01:59:18.580 You'll see. 1.00
01:59:19.120 You'll see.
01:59:19.960 He's dragged away by firemen.
01:59:21.880 No one ever hears and sees from him again.
01:59:24.500 And they're like,
01:59:25.080 oh yeah,
01:59:25.520 whatever did happen to that guy?
01:59:26.520 I don't know.
01:59:27.940 He got erased.
01:59:29.500 He got erased by the firefighter mafia.
01:59:31.740 The fire people mafia.
01:59:35.200 It used to be,
01:59:36.100 it used to at least,
01:59:37.220 you didn't have to suspect women.
01:59:38.720 But now you do! 1.00
01:59:39.840 Now you fucking do. 1.00
01:59:41.060 So there's another fucking wrench in the gears. 1.00
01:59:43.140 You're out there trying to date women? 1.00
01:59:44.580 Good luck!
01:59:45.760 You used to not,
01:59:46.400 that was one thing.
01:59:47.320 You'd be like,
01:59:47.620 I know,
01:59:48.280 because only men can be firemen.
01:59:50.180 For sure.
01:59:51.120 So there's a 0% chance that she's involved.
01:59:53.780 That's one thing I don't have to worry about.
01:59:55.820 She could be a ninja. 1.00
01:59:56.760 She could be all kinds, 0.60
01:59:57.760 but she's definitely not.
01:59:59.620 Oh,
01:59:59.940 women can be firefighters. 1.00
02:00:00.900 Okay, 1.00
02:00:01.580 fuck, 1.00
02:00:01.880 I don't even have that then. 1.00
02:00:03.060 I don't even have that anymore.
02:00:04.960 I don't know how people date each other
02:00:06.240 without being,
02:00:06.800 you know,
02:00:07.180 overcome with anxiety.
02:00:11.520 I mean,
02:00:12.060 I didn't know that Morgan knew anything,
02:00:13.780 but I was like,
02:00:14.420 up front,
02:00:15.040 I'm like,
02:00:15.200 I should let you know up front,
02:00:16.220 I'm a terrorist.
02:00:17.740 I'm literally a terrorist.
02:00:19.100 Like,
02:00:19.260 I'm on a watch list.
02:00:20.580 They're following,
02:00:21.120 dude,
02:00:21.420 this is,
02:00:21.880 are you sure?
02:00:26.380 He admitted it!
02:00:27.860 Yep.
02:00:28.120 I'm a,
02:00:29.940 I'm a, 1.00
02:00:30.440 I'm a fucking, 1.00
02:00:31.360 yep. 1.00
02:00:34.500 And she's like,
02:00:35.000 that's okay,
02:00:35.420 I am too.
02:00:35.940 Like,
02:00:36.080 oh,
02:00:36.280 really?
02:00:36.640 Right on.
02:00:37.060 Like,
02:00:37.240 you just gotta be up front with everybody.
02:00:39.300 Just tell them right away,
02:00:40.480 so you don't waste any time.
02:00:42.280 I'm in the firefighter mafia, 0.98
02:00:43.720 I'm very crooked and twisted, 1.00
02:00:44.780 and I might kill you in your sleep 1.00
02:00:45.920 if it's convenient to me. 1.00
02:00:48.400 Whoa.
02:00:49.620 That's a lot to take in.
02:00:51.680 I mean,
02:00:51.960 you are very attractive,
02:00:53.000 but,
02:00:53.920 to risk certain death 1.00
02:00:55.460 for pussy. 1.00
02:00:57.720 What am I talking about? 1.00
02:00:58.800 Men have been doing that 1.00
02:00:59.560 since the beginning of time!
02:01:00.700 Let's do it!
02:01:03.640 Come here,
02:01:04.340 yo! 1.00
02:01:05.400 Long story short,
02:01:06.480 uh, 0.83
02:01:06.900 she killed him. 0.97
02:01:07.860 She definitely killed him. 0.90
02:01:08.780 Uh,
02:01:09.020 she was just saying if he would go for it.
02:01:10.980 They're like,
02:01:11.560 the female firefighter,
02:01:12.820 they're like the praying mantis,
02:01:13.840 okay?
02:01:14.120 No one lives.
02:01:15.320 That's why no one ever told you about this.
02:01:16.820 I just,
02:01:18.560 I just found a crumpled note
02:01:19.900 in a trash can one day
02:01:20.900 in a hotel that led me,
02:01:21.880 put me on the trail.
02:01:23.580 That's the only reason I know.
02:01:24.620 And now I'm definitely 0.98
02:01:25.460 going to be killed. 0.99
02:01:26.160 I'm going to be killed 1.00
02:01:26.740 for revealing this occult knowledge, 0.98
02:01:28.980 and that's because I'm a fed,
02:01:30.960 and I'm part of the Orange Order.
02:01:32.480 That's what it was,
02:01:33.100 the Orange Order.
02:01:35.280 The Orange Order! 0.84
02:01:37.900 Were any of the people
02:01:38.760 that said this to you,
02:01:39.880 Jacob,
02:01:40.200 were any of them named
02:01:40.860 Blue Apple by any chance?
02:01:44.100 I'll work for the crown!
02:01:45.480 It's all part of an underground cult
02:01:47.680 that lives inside an igloo
02:01:49.240 underneath the peace tower!
02:01:52.200 Okay.
02:01:53.640 Well,
02:01:54.220 I'm going to want to
02:01:55.840 forget all that,
02:01:57.940 and you're going to want to
02:01:59.020 forget all of this.
02:02:03.240 Because...
02:02:03.640 It's something we do.
02:02:07.420 I've given you enough warning.
02:02:08.700 I've been warning you
02:02:09.640 for ten minutes.
02:02:10.640 There's nowhere to go anymore.
02:02:12.060 You're trapped now.
02:02:13.300 You can't leave. 1.00
02:02:14.200 Don't be a bitch. 1.00
02:02:16.720 Just play the fucking game 1.00
02:02:18.040 so we can get... 1.00
02:02:19.520 We can get this over with.
02:02:21.300 We can go on with our lives.
02:02:22.900 We can dust ourselves off.
02:02:24.940 Drink whatever you've got to drink
02:02:26.180 to feel better about yourself
02:02:27.560 after this has been done to you,
02:02:28.720 and then...
02:02:30.800 What did it...
02:02:31.320 You know.
02:02:36.100 Look at his face. 1.00
02:02:37.140 He's demented. 1.00
02:02:40.480 That's the face of a torturer. 1.00
02:02:42.040 He's wearing a ski mask!
02:02:46.360 He's wearing a ski mask!
02:02:48.420 All right.
02:02:49.800 Oh.
02:02:50.380 Okay.
02:02:51.900 Okay.
02:02:52.880 I guess we'll do
02:02:53.720 what the ski mask wants.
02:02:57.500 You asked for it.
02:02:59.220 I don't know about this.
02:03:06.860 The Guardian
02:03:07.620 says World Chess Championship
02:03:09.640 will see
02:03:10.180 if
02:03:10.400 the black team
02:03:12.640 will play first
02:03:13.360 in a symbolic act
02:03:14.240 of reconciliation.
02:03:15.820 Is this true?
02:03:16.800 Is this fake?
02:03:17.340 Is it...
02:03:17.720 I don't know.
02:03:18.960 Is it a fact?
02:03:20.360 Or is it a fairy tale?
02:03:21.700 It's...
02:03:28.080 Actually, I don't know.
02:03:30.240 I have to go
02:03:31.600 to my answer sheet,
02:03:33.580 which I can't find.
02:03:36.160 So I'm just gonna
02:03:37.100 pretend I'm dancing along. 0.99
02:03:40.400 Where the fuck is the... 1.00
02:03:41.560 I'm pretty sure it's 0.99
02:03:42.460 not real,
02:03:43.320 but I don't know myself.
02:03:45.380 I ought...
02:03:45.720 Okay, it's not.
02:03:46.420 It's not real.
02:03:47.480 That one
02:03:48.140 definitely isn't.
02:03:50.160 Thank...
02:03:50.600 Thank God.
02:03:51.640 But we're gonna go
02:03:52.280 to this.
02:03:54.180 Breitbart says
02:03:54.860 Germany celebrates
02:03:55.620 its first Arabic language
02:03:56.980 street sign.
02:03:57.860 The signs are now
02:03:58.880 literally
02:03:59.320 in Arabic
02:04:00.240 in Germany.
02:04:01.280 The meme has come true.
02:04:06.460 Because that would
02:04:07.280 just be under...
02:04:08.020 And it's on top!
02:04:09.440 You have Ehlersstrasse
02:04:10.500 on the bottom.
02:04:12.640 Ehlersstreet.
02:04:13.820 And up here you have...
02:04:16.280 I don't know what that was.
02:04:19.560 Japanese... 0.98
02:04:20.160 That's fat. 0.99
02:04:20.580 This is real.
02:04:21.180 This is a real story.
02:04:23.280 Yeah, no.
02:04:23.980 Don't worry. 1.00
02:04:24.660 The most horrible shit 1.00
02:04:25.880 definitely is real. 1.00
02:04:27.200 That's the only hint.
02:04:28.920 It's only gonna get worse here.
02:04:31.300 Here's an old
02:04:32.020 tweet earlier.
02:04:32.780 Tweet from
02:04:33.300 old Peter Early Poo.
02:04:36.320 Old Pear Pooly Bear
02:04:37.880 says millions of
02:04:39.400 decent Canadians
02:04:40.040 are blocked from
02:04:40.540 traveling to the U.S.
02:04:41.520 because of vaccine mandates
02:04:42.660 that protect no one.
02:04:44.120 I encourage the
02:04:45.040 president to lift
02:04:45.760 these mandates
02:04:46.440 so our people have
02:04:47.440 the freedom to travel
02:04:48.220 across the bar.
02:04:49.480 Well, he's quite
02:04:52.540 anti...
02:04:53.440 I mean, odious 0.98
02:04:54.180 dirtbags 1.00
02:04:54.940 and vile racists 1.00
02:04:56.900 and he could be... 0.92
02:04:57.480 No, no, that's true.
02:04:58.680 He did say that.
02:04:59.400 So he was...
02:05:00.820 He does like to
02:05:01.560 pretend.
02:05:02.500 You know, so that's
02:05:03.080 what politicians do.
02:05:05.240 You gotta keep an eye
02:05:06.080 on them.
02:05:06.740 They're sneaky.
02:05:07.980 Just like the
02:05:08.720 soundtrack to this
02:05:09.540 that
02:05:09.760 irritatingly
02:05:11.640 doesn't go on
02:05:12.260 forever even though
02:05:13.120 it wouldn't be good
02:05:14.920 for anybody's health.
02:05:17.080 The Enquirer
02:05:18.080 says,
02:05:18.520 Is the word
02:05:18.920 picnic racist?
02:05:20.480 How to deal with
02:05:21.180 questions about
02:05:21.940 language right now?
02:05:25.320 That title makes me
02:05:26.480 want to feel like
02:05:26.880 it's real.
02:05:27.700 How do we have
02:05:28.400 these necessary
02:05:29.080 conversations about
02:05:30.080 language that's
02:05:30.880 sounding like the
02:05:31.460 language police?
02:05:33.560 That sounds real to me.
02:05:35.120 That sounds pretty...
02:05:35.880 Yep, it is.
02:05:36.740 It's real.
02:05:38.380 Good stuff.
02:05:40.800 Yeah.
02:05:41.160 Yay.
02:05:41.560 That's good.
02:05:43.420 Let's move on.
02:05:48.880 Oh, Haircut says,
02:05:50.240 Today we welcome
02:05:51.200 the President to
02:05:52.180 the House of Commons
02:05:53.100 as leadership
02:05:53.820 through the
02:05:54.200 and uncompromising
02:05:56.840 support for Ukraine
02:05:58.080 slumber, you guys.
02:06:00.760 Am I right?
02:06:01.560 Is an inspiration
02:06:02.760 to all Western leaders.
02:06:06.000 The CPC hopes
02:06:06.860 to continue our work
02:06:07.980 with President
02:06:08.720 and our greatest ally
02:06:11.180 easily could be
02:06:18.120 but isn't.
02:06:19.700 That one's fake.
02:06:21.180 Like, it's
02:06:21.760 impossible to tell.
02:06:23.460 Uganda has passed
02:06:24.480 anti-LGBT law
02:06:25.760 in spite of
02:06:26.320 threats of sanctions.
02:06:27.820 Quote,
02:06:28.300 We would rather 0.99
02:06:29.000 be poor than gay. 1.00
02:06:30.400 Well, it says 0.99
02:06:39.380 fairy tale, but
02:06:40.980 I...
02:06:42.660 Maybe it's a
02:06:43.520 different country,
02:06:44.300 but they said no
02:06:45.700 to...
02:06:46.160 They would rather
02:06:46.740 starve.
02:06:47.200 They're just going
02:06:47.520 to take the
02:06:47.960 sanctions.
02:06:48.280 Jesus Christ.
02:06:54.720 We're not even
02:06:55.500 done.
02:06:56.160 I don't even want
02:06:56.780 to...
02:06:57.000 I'm already
02:06:57.660 demoralized.
02:06:59.660 West Coast
02:07:00.460 Standard.
02:07:01.800 Is that a real...
02:07:02.500 Or is it Western
02:07:03.180 Standard?
02:07:03.680 What is this?
02:07:05.220 Homeless Grand
02:07:06.220 Prairie Man says
02:07:07.080 he's trans, 1.00
02:07:08.000 shakes penis at 1.00
02:07:09.000 pool staff, 1.00
02:07:09.580 and enters
02:07:09.940 women's changing 1.00
02:07:10.760 room.
02:07:13.280 Yeah, that...
02:07:15.040 I'm just going
02:07:20.900 to leave that
02:07:21.380 for a minute.
02:07:23.120 And I just
02:07:23.760 need...
02:07:25.260 I mean, I don't
02:07:25.760 want to...
02:07:26.060 Oops.
02:07:27.740 Oh, no.
02:07:31.120 Before we
02:07:31.680 continue...
02:07:31.980 We're almost
02:07:32.400 done.
02:07:32.660 There's only a
02:07:33.260 couple left.
02:07:38.720 I just want to
02:07:39.480 leave...
02:07:39.680 I just want you
02:07:40.180 to have the
02:07:41.140 right experience.
02:07:41.800 You know, it's
02:07:42.220 just...
02:07:45.020 That's...
02:07:50.620 That's not even
02:07:51.220 what I wanted.
02:07:52.720 What is this?
02:07:59.700 This joke is
02:08:00.520 falling apart at
02:08:01.160 the seams.
02:08:02.560 I feel like this
02:08:03.340 is dragging on
02:08:04.020 for an hour.
02:08:06.540 Thanks,
02:08:07.080 Loading Wheel.
02:08:07.960 Thanks...
02:08:08.500 Thanks for
02:08:09.300 coming through
02:08:09.980 for me.
02:08:11.220 Now I do
02:08:11.780 want to eat a
02:08:12.380 gun. 0.96
02:08:12.960 You ruined my
02:08:13.620 joke.
02:08:14.040 There's nothing
02:08:14.360 worse in the 1.00
02:08:15.020 fucking world. 1.00
02:08:15.880 It's worse than 1.00
02:08:16.500 ruining an orgasm.
02:08:19.480 I had a joke 0.97
02:08:20.160 and you...
02:08:20.840 You might as well 0.95
02:08:29.000 just throw up a
02:08:29.420 picture of mayonnaise
02:08:30.160 while I'm trying
02:08:30.740 to eat.
02:08:31.340 You know?
02:08:36.840 Whatever.
02:08:37.280 Whatever.
02:08:39.300 Anyway...
02:08:40.300 Yeah, this?
02:08:45.160 Yeah, that's
02:08:45.500 true.
02:08:47.420 Why wouldn't it
02:08:48.160 be?
02:08:51.220 You voted for it,
02:08:52.200 Canada.
02:08:52.520 You wanted this.
02:08:58.340 How about this?
02:08:59.600 North Bay.
02:09:00.180 North Bay today.
02:09:00.880 North Bay man in
02:09:01.680 custody after refusing
02:09:02.640 to obey police order
02:09:03.820 to vacate area
02:09:04.640 as he wrote, 1.00
02:09:06.560 Justin sucks on 1.00
02:09:08.100 Frozen River. 1.00
02:09:14.860 It doesn't even
02:09:15.940 matter.
02:09:16.260 I know the answer.
02:09:21.820 It doesn't matter
02:09:22.840 if it's true or not.
02:09:25.360 The point is...
02:09:27.260 It easily could be.
02:09:31.900 And that's the point.
02:09:33.160 Hello, darkness,
02:09:42.060 my old friend.
02:09:44.940 It was a fairy tale,
02:09:46.080 but it could easily
02:09:46.840 be true.
02:09:49.040 You'll never prove it.
02:09:50.900 Couldn't have been.
02:09:53.100 Can't prove a negative,
02:09:54.200 dude.
02:09:55.200 Burke has sent me 1.00
02:09:55.940 more of these eggs.
02:09:56.940 I don't know what these
02:09:57.520 are.
02:09:58.400 I've literally got six
02:09:59.580 eggs on my counter
02:10:00.820 right now.
02:10:01.300 I'll have another 16 eggs
02:10:02.260 tomorrow morning
02:10:02.740 and 16 the next day.
02:10:04.020 I'm the egg king.
02:10:06.520 Have more weird
02:10:07.420 crypto things.
02:10:08.880 Well, you're basically
02:10:09.580 a millionaire.
02:10:10.260 You're just...
02:10:11.920 16 eggs a day is...
02:10:13.200 Oh my God,
02:10:13.580 there's a whole bunch
02:10:14.000 of these weird things.
02:10:15.900 He says he doesn't
02:10:16.460 know what it is.
02:10:17.380 I don't know either.
02:10:18.460 This says from removed.
02:10:20.340 Thank you very much.
02:10:23.580 Odin's says mayonnaise
02:10:24.760 and then more mayonnaise.
02:10:26.240 Precious little squirts 0.72
02:10:27.220 of mayonnaise.
02:10:30.600 You're lucky
02:10:31.160 or anonymous.
02:10:32.960 I'd call the fireman.
02:10:33.920 I'd call the firefighter
02:10:34.780 mafia on you
02:10:35.340 and I wouldn't even 0.99
02:10:35.940 feel fucking bad 0.83
02:10:36.500 about it at all. 0.98
02:10:37.200 Jen Stein says,
02:10:37.760 speaking for the dad
02:10:38.320 community,
02:10:38.600 we value and trust
02:10:39.240 your effort.
02:10:39.740 No.
02:10:40.120 Now violate us
02:10:40.860 with fact or fair to...
02:10:41.600 I did.
02:10:42.520 I did.
02:10:46.320 Don't make me...
02:10:46.960 I can ask him
02:10:47.920 to make it worse.
02:10:48.500 He's only going
02:10:48.980 on like 50% power.
02:10:50.860 We're not...
02:10:51.120 Like...
02:10:52.700 First time I looked
02:10:54.120 at YouTube all night,
02:10:54.940 I hate all the... 0.93
02:10:55.500 I hate everyone on YouTube. 1.00
02:10:56.580 You're all terrible. 1.00
02:10:57.160 You're all dead to me. 1.00
02:10:57.900 So I hope 0.99
02:11:01.420 you're all sad now.
02:11:02.760 I do too.
02:11:03.460 I hope so.
02:11:04.000 That's the whole point
02:11:04.660 of these streams
02:11:05.140 is to make you sad.
02:11:06.460 I want you to be sad.
02:11:07.900 That's how you...
02:11:08.500 That's how people...
02:11:09.720 People are attracted
02:11:10.720 to negativity.
02:11:11.760 They love it.
02:11:12.800 They love to come back
02:11:13.780 to be told hopelessly,
02:11:15.700 to feel utter pain.
02:11:17.660 That's what they want.
02:11:23.600 Give the people
02:11:24.220 what they want.
02:11:24.920 Make them cry.
02:11:26.760 You mean like
02:11:27.280 a good way
02:11:28.400 at the end of a movie?
02:11:29.140 No, I mean like
02:11:29.920 cry like you're...
02:11:30.980 Like you've had 0.77
02:11:31.440 your leg blown 0.78
02:11:32.260 off your body. 0.98
02:11:35.420 Cry like your children 0.82
02:11:36.600 have been taken prisoner
02:11:37.660 by a foreign country
02:11:38.780 in a war.
02:11:40.120 That's how I want you
02:11:40.980 to cry.
02:11:44.540 Oh, this is a dark place.
02:11:46.640 Oh, if you can't handle it,
02:11:47.900 there's the door.
02:11:50.440 What else?
02:11:51.620 I mean... 0.99
02:11:52.960 Fucking 45 minutes. 0.99
02:11:54.620 My God. 0.99
02:11:55.540 This is funny.
02:11:57.920 The Russians... 0.98
02:11:58.920 Okay, I just want to go
02:11:59.680 through the rest of this
02:12:00.300 before I come back
02:12:01.020 because this is just
02:12:01.500 a hilarious story.
02:12:05.360 Everybody's...
02:12:05.800 All of Canada now
02:12:06.680 is really...
02:12:07.280 Oh, Biden!
02:12:09.740 Like...
02:12:14.480 This is a whole page.
02:12:15.940 Just more hero worship
02:12:17.640 of the regime.
02:12:19.660 Worship your lead.
02:12:21.040 You're valiant proudly.
02:12:23.180 Oh, they're wonderful
02:12:24.460 and their wives
02:12:25.440 are doing things
02:12:26.560 and...
02:12:27.120 Oh, it's amazing.
02:12:29.360 Oh, he likes
02:12:30.320 the hockey sports ball team
02:12:32.280 just like me.
02:12:33.380 He is a regular guy.
02:12:34.940 I like him.
02:12:36.100 Clap, clap, clap, clap.
02:12:37.320 I heard Ferry earlier
02:12:42.580 say that
02:12:43.120 his wife asked
02:12:44.660 where the curling's team
02:12:45.620 skates were.
02:12:48.500 Was that a
02:12:49.140 very bad joke
02:12:50.580 or like
02:12:51.000 do you not understand?
02:12:52.180 I don't know.
02:12:52.700 I mean, you're married to him
02:12:53.720 and...
02:12:54.920 Maybe you're just used
02:12:55.720 to shenanigans
02:12:56.360 all the time.
02:12:57.080 You're like,
02:12:57.320 no one's even saying
02:12:58.120 real sentences anymore.
02:12:59.460 Imagine having to be
02:13:00.260 around him constantly.
02:13:02.160 You'd probably forget
02:13:03.240 the meaning of words.
02:13:04.380 Your brain would turn
02:13:05.200 to mush by association. 0.98
02:13:07.280 All day, every day
02:13:08.460 you're just hearing
02:13:09.020 like nonsense.
02:13:11.500 Imagine what
02:13:12.140 like the home,
02:13:12.940 you know,
02:13:13.360 home life talk is like.
02:13:15.760 Hey, I tell you.
02:13:17.540 Uh, I can't remember
02:13:19.140 what I was calling,
02:13:20.360 calling about.
02:13:22.280 Hey, uh,
02:13:23.440 are you...
02:13:24.880 How many green
02:13:25.860 is there...
02:13:26.800 If there was paint,
02:13:28.600 are these my shoes?
02:13:29.940 Boop! 0.95
02:13:30.400 Like, okay.
02:13:31.940 Yeah, just that
02:13:32.600 all the time.
02:13:33.940 And you're like,
02:13:34.580 oh, no,
02:13:34.920 stay here.
02:13:35.660 I'm gonna go get
02:13:36.340 ice cream.
02:13:38.060 Your ice cream
02:13:38.800 you love so much.
02:13:39.840 You're gone two minutes,
02:13:40.580 come back,
02:13:41.000 door's wide open.
02:13:41.780 Ding, ding, ding.
02:13:43.360 He's nowhere to be found.
02:13:44.840 She's like,
02:13:45.140 oh, for...
02:13:46.720 Joe!
02:13:49.080 Ah!
02:13:49.700 He's like, 1.00
02:13:50.180 taking a shit 0.99
02:13:51.020 in the bushes. 1.00
02:13:51.680 You're like,
02:13:51.840 what are you doing?
02:13:52.920 Ah, I got scared,
02:13:53.960 you know.
02:13:57.500 And, uh,
02:13:58.180 so we're here
02:13:58.980 all worshiping this.
02:14:00.060 Now, this is a problem.
02:14:00.920 This isn't good
02:14:01.580 if you're a nation
02:14:02.320 like the United States.
02:14:03.680 in a very,
02:14:05.220 you know,
02:14:05.880 powerful and precarious
02:14:07.320 position
02:14:07.820 that strength
02:14:09.160 must be maintained
02:14:10.040 at all times
02:14:10.900 so people don't
02:14:12.040 challenge your rule.
02:14:15.660 Ah,
02:14:16.140 but
02:14:17.260 everyone's literally
02:14:19.900 making fun of
02:14:20.500 all of us now.
02:14:21.360 My country,
02:14:21.960 the United States,
02:14:22.560 it's just a laughing stock.
02:14:24.060 So, of course,
02:14:24.580 they're going to...
02:14:24.960 It's a perception
02:14:25.620 of weakness.
02:14:26.300 This is literally
02:14:27.340 the perfect president
02:14:28.640 to have for the United States
02:14:30.320 right now.
02:14:31.180 This is a physical
02:14:32.160 representation
02:14:32.720 of what America
02:14:33.540 has become.
02:14:34.500 Old,
02:14:35.200 broken, 0.98
02:14:36.200 demented, 0.87
02:14:37.060 deranged, 1.00
02:14:37.960 insane, 1.00
02:14:38.840 corrupt, 1.00
02:14:39.780 evil, 1.00
02:14:40.380 and dying.
02:14:40.980 That's pretty much
02:14:44.320 exactly
02:14:45.520 the correct
02:14:47.440 representation
02:14:48.040 of the state
02:14:49.300 of the United States
02:14:50.180 of America.
02:14:52.240 I don't know why...
02:14:53.180 What's...
02:14:53.480 Oh, okay,
02:14:54.080 because it's
02:14:54.400 United State
02:14:55.200 of America.
02:14:55.720 This is a screenshot
02:14:56.420 from a video
02:14:58.520 in Saudi Arabia
02:15:00.180 depicting the president
02:15:01.120 as extending his hand
02:15:02.120 to shake a non-existent
02:15:03.100 person's...
02:15:03.520 Oh, let's just watch it.
02:15:05.440 They made a...
02:15:05.860 They're making...
02:15:06.440 Other rival countries
02:15:07.620 are just making...
02:15:08.360 Just openly taking
02:15:09.500 mocking shots
02:15:10.540 at the leaders
02:15:12.760 of our countries
02:15:13.420 and stuff.
02:15:14.080 Russia just straight up 0.96
02:15:15.000 said,
02:15:15.160 We'll just bomb 0.97
02:15:15.720 your parliament. 1.00
02:15:16.580 Suck our dicks. 1.00
02:15:17.220 What are you going to do? 1.00
02:15:18.420 They said that to Germany.
02:15:19.860 Like, we'll just... 1.00
02:15:20.420 Listen, bitch. 1.00
02:15:21.460 Listen. 1.00
02:15:23.880 Russia is... 0.82
02:15:24.960 But if you...
02:15:25.620 They said...
02:15:26.420 The International Criminal Court,
02:15:29.460 you know,
02:15:29.800 because that's real. 1.00
02:15:30.780 Shut up. 1.00
02:15:31.820 You know, 1.00
02:15:32.240 said, 0.87
02:15:32.520 Oh, Putin is a war criminal 0.98
02:15:34.200 and we're going to arrest him. 0.88
02:15:35.660 And they're like,
02:15:36.020 Yeah, we'll arrest him
02:15:36.740 when he comes to Germany.
02:15:38.360 Are you...
02:15:40.200 Out of your mind?
02:15:41.280 You know?
02:15:41.820 And he's like...
02:15:45.700 If you do this,
02:15:46.680 Russia have introduced 0.92
02:15:47.760 your city to rabble once.
02:15:49.560 We will do it again.
02:15:52.000 In fact,
02:15:52.520 I liked it.
02:15:54.900 I love to read of it.
02:15:57.160 All day.
02:15:57.740 Every day.
02:15:58.320 I go through old grandparents.
02:16:00.980 Photo albums.
02:16:02.040 He keeps from war.
02:16:03.180 And every night before bed,
02:16:07.940 little Sergei,
02:16:10.120 he would get the photos
02:16:11.040 of the ruined,
02:16:12.000 destroyed German buildings.
02:16:15.300 And the crying people
02:16:16.340 and all of the destruction.
02:16:18.300 And I would literally 0.97
02:16:19.200 masturbate for hours, 0.98
02:16:20.640 laying awake at night, 0.84
02:16:22.340 pleasuring myself,
02:16:23.600 knowing the power of Russia 0.83
02:16:24.880 to reduce your city to ash.
02:16:26.380 So yes,
02:16:27.360 I'm perfectly okay
02:16:29.240 with doing this. 1.00
02:16:31.340 You take the fucking 1.00
02:16:32.500 president hostage, 1.00
02:16:33.460 I'm going to bomb you. 1.00
02:16:35.360 Fuck you. 1.00
02:16:39.940 Russia will kill you. 1.00
02:16:41.520 Seriously. 1.00
02:16:43.020 They...
02:16:43.340 Like this even had to be said.
02:16:46.960 Like this would be
02:16:47.660 a declaration of war
02:16:48.860 if you arrest the president,
02:16:50.420 obviously.
02:16:51.120 You can't kidnap
02:16:52.160 our head of state.
02:16:54.180 What are you going to do
02:16:55.180 about it? 1.00
02:16:55.620 Kill you? 0.99
02:16:57.440 What are you talking about? 1.00
02:16:58.920 Of course we would.
02:17:00.840 And he said straight up,
02:17:02.960 the former president
02:17:06.900 suggested in a telegram message
02:17:08.460 sent to his followers,
02:17:09.180 this is former president
02:17:10.160 Dmitry Medvedev of Russia, 0.87
02:17:11.640 they could bomb
02:17:12.920 the International Criminal Court.
02:17:15.700 It's quite possible
02:17:16.420 to imagine the targeted
02:17:17.680 use of hypersonic lunch
02:17:19.180 from North Sea
02:17:20.000 from a Russian ship
02:17:21.000 at the Hague Courthouse,
02:17:23.700 wrote Medvedev,
02:17:24.800 describing the court
02:17:25.800 as, quote, 1.00
02:17:26.780 shitty and useless. 1.00
02:17:32.800 The court is just 1.00
02:17:34.200 a miserable 0.98
02:17:34.700 international organization, 0.82
02:17:37.040 he added,
02:17:37.600 noting that those
02:17:38.600 working within it
02:17:39.460 should carefully look
02:17:40.520 into the sky
02:17:41.460 trying to see
02:17:41.860 if they can spot
02:17:42.580 Russian missiles.
02:17:45.680 I'm sorry,
02:17:50.800 this just warrants 0.95
02:17:51.480 a fucking hilarious. 0.98
02:17:55.220 Let's continue. 0.99
02:18:00.400 He went on to add
02:18:02.240 that Russian relations
02:18:04.740 with the West
02:18:05.420 have probably never been
02:18:06.800 worse in history.
02:18:09.120 NATO's goal 0.88
02:18:09.960 was to wipe out Russia 1.00
02:18:11.100 altogether.
02:18:12.540 They do not want to see
02:18:13.460 Russian Federation itself,
02:18:15.160 they do not need us.
02:18:17.120 This is their geopolitical,
02:18:18.700 geostrategic idea
02:18:19.900 of very old times.
02:18:22.920 Why do they need
02:18:23.960 such a country
02:18:24.820 with such a huge territory
02:18:28.060 and the most serious
02:18:29.940 nuclear shield
02:18:31.060 and which does not
02:18:32.940 even obey Americans,
02:18:35.700 said the former president.
02:18:38.660 Meanwhile,
02:18:39.380 Russian law enforcement
02:18:40.220 officials have opened up
02:18:41.200 their own criminal investigation
02:18:42.540 into the International
02:18:44.040 Criminal Court,
02:18:45.400 focusing on judges
02:18:46.560 and prosecutors.
02:18:47.520 Russia does not care 0.99
02:18:54.960 for your corpse. 0.96
02:18:58.240 We're gonna arrest you now, 0.98
02:19:00.260 Rii. 1.00
02:19:00.880 Why could you know now,
02:19:02.160 Rii? 0.98
02:19:03.460 There's a warrant for you
02:19:04.720 now, Rii.
02:19:05.520 It would be deep,
02:19:11.140 deep pleasure 1.00
02:19:11.740 to annihilate your civilization 0.99
02:19:13.380 and reduce it to issues. 0.92
02:19:16.920 That's right!
02:19:17.720 Wait, what?
02:19:18.220 What did he say? 1.00
02:19:19.940 He's fucking, 0.99
02:19:20.820 like, for real? 1.00
02:19:21.640 Like, no cap?
02:19:22.260 For real?
02:19:23.720 That is hate.
02:19:25.260 Okay?
02:19:25.940 You can't just... 0.99
02:19:27.120 I am fucking triggered 0.99
02:19:28.540 right now? 0.98
02:19:29.660 Did you hear what he...
02:19:30.480 He said he was going
02:19:31.620 to bomb us.
02:19:34.000 That's what he said.
02:19:35.900 I am really,
02:19:37.700 really not okay
02:19:38.720 right now, you guys.
02:19:41.320 I think...
02:19:43.460 I...
02:19:43.780 I need another drag queen. 1.00
02:19:46.200 I don't...
02:19:46.600 I won't feel safe
02:19:47.300 until there's at least
02:19:47.940 19 drag queens
02:19:48.840 in this room with me.
02:19:50.760 Oh, it's okay, queen.
02:19:52.360 Don't listen to him. 0.98
02:19:53.820 He's just a Russian bad boy. 1.00
02:19:56.220 He would never really do that.
02:19:57.740 He's just trying to
02:19:58.440 make up for his little pee-pee.
02:20:02.380 I am drag queen from Russia
02:20:04.060 and, yes,
02:20:05.100 he will do this.
02:20:06.100 They hate you 1.00
02:20:07.100 and they don't mind killing. 1.00
02:20:09.960 What? 0.83
02:20:12.240 Don't listen to Natasha.
02:20:15.940 Whatever.
02:20:16.520 I'm literally slave.
02:20:17.680 I was shipped here.
02:20:18.660 I am property of mafia.
02:20:20.700 I don't care.
02:20:22.960 Send that one back to Epstein.
02:20:24.520 I don't like the ones
02:20:25.160 that talk back.
02:20:26.080 German parliament
02:20:29.480 sounds like a time.
02:20:33.720 It sounds like an interesting...
02:20:34.900 I'm going to put a fly
02:20:35.820 on the wall in that place.
02:20:36.760 Let's put a camera up.
02:20:37.500 I mean, craziness.
02:20:44.160 Right?
02:20:45.000 And it gets better.
02:20:47.640 There's actually a
02:20:48.420 really funny...
02:20:50.760 Where the hell is it?
02:20:52.060 Paul, don't fail me now.
02:20:53.980 It was Watson.
02:20:55.220 There it is.
02:20:55.720 Is this it?
02:20:57.000 Yeah.
02:20:57.820 Check this out.
02:20:58.540 Someone posted this clip
02:20:59.960 from Russian TV
02:21:01.080 on Twitter
02:21:01.680 and it's going viral.
02:21:02.920 Apparently,
02:21:03.300 it's a couple of years old
02:21:04.380 but seems more relevant
02:21:05.720 than ever before.
02:21:06.880 Is it propaganda?
02:21:08.260 Yeah, undoubtedly.
02:21:09.660 Is it still funny?
02:21:11.340 Yeah, undoubtedly.
02:21:12.200 Since you're moving to America.
02:21:18.000 America is the freest
02:21:19.080 country in the world.
02:21:20.660 Land of opportunity.
02:21:23.060 Are you with your husband?
02:21:24.620 Yes, we're here together.
02:21:25.840 He'll come soon.
02:21:27.140 Here's my husband.
02:21:34.320 Clearly a woman. 1.00
02:21:35.980 Where's the lie?
02:21:36.780 Sorry, the people behind you
02:21:43.800 are vegetarians
02:21:44.620 and they're uncomfortable
02:21:45.860 because you're eating meat.
02:21:48.520 But we don't force them to eat it.
02:21:50.580 Sorry, but in America
02:21:51.620 it's customary to adhere
02:21:52.900 to the principles of democracy.
02:21:55.140 Let me take that from you.
02:21:59.340 It's not even that far-fetched, is it?
02:22:01.380 Vegans already routinely complain
02:22:03.020 about people eating meat on planes.
02:22:04.680 The next one really makes me laugh, though.
02:22:07.400 Hey, there's a line to the toilet.
02:22:09.940 What do you want?
02:22:11.200 I told you there's a line. 0.94
02:22:12.900 I want to go to the toilet.
02:22:16.140 What's happening?
02:22:17.100 This guy's trying to jump in line.
02:22:19.340 So, you don't want him
02:22:20.520 to go ahead of you?
02:22:21.160 Yeah?
02:22:22.500 Yeah, you have to let him
02:22:23.620 go ahead of you.
02:22:26.700 We'll wait.
02:22:27.620 We'll wait for you.
02:22:28.700 His people endured
02:22:29.560 the oppression of whites
02:22:30.580 for many years.
02:22:32.280 We owe all of our
02:22:33.640 African-Americans a debt. 1.00
02:22:36.780 Now he's going to kiss his shoe.
02:22:39.700 Forgive us, sir.
02:22:41.920 Oh, they're all going to get on their knees.
02:22:49.920 Yeah, that's right.
02:22:53.120 This guy's like...
02:22:56.260 It's funny, because it's true.
02:23:02.740 Oh, we know he's been a guy
02:23:04.860 and he no longer can be here.
02:23:06.580 He's in honor, he's in legacy.
02:23:08.680 We're not buying this guy.
02:23:09.980 Yeah, quite the contrast
02:23:11.060 to that Air China advisory.
02:23:16.740 We all need you to move.
02:23:21.040 Why?
02:23:22.500 There's a couple behind you
02:23:24.100 and they have no children.
02:23:28.120 The fact is that your son
02:23:29.580 gets into their field of vision
02:23:31.360 and it makes them uncomfortable.
02:23:33.020 They're triggered by children.
02:23:39.340 Forgive us, Mother Russia. 0.96
02:23:40.900 We're coming back.
02:23:41.500 Might not like their government,
02:23:42.260 but you gotta love Russian humor.
02:23:45.300 I do.
02:23:45.760 They are very funny.
02:23:47.360 They're very sarcastic.
02:23:48.100 Dude, I've been saying this for years. 0.99
02:23:49.380 Like, the Russians are fucking hilarious. 1.00
02:23:51.940 They're fucking very sarcastic. 1.00
02:23:53.740 Like, my humor... 1.00
02:23:54.580 Like, I would be huge in Russia.
02:23:56.120 I probably am huge in Russia.
02:23:57.420 I need to get in the Russian market.
02:23:59.020 We gotta get on Rockfin.
02:24:03.040 What's the Russian one? 0.98
02:24:04.140 VK?
02:24:04.660 Is that it?
02:24:05.360 We need to get in there.
02:24:14.120 It's like, 0.99
02:24:14.760 who could be more ridiculous 0.99
02:24:15.960 without laughing and breaking character? 1.00
02:24:17.580 They do shit like that all the time 1.00
02:24:18.760 and they're just sarcastic as fuck. 1.00
02:24:21.960 And I think, 0.99
02:24:23.240 and this is my honest assessment,
02:24:25.800 is that they're like this culturally.
02:24:27.920 Russians have a very dark sense of humor as well. 1.00
02:24:30.580 Dark and sarcastic and kind of,
02:24:32.400 you know,
02:24:33.080 like mine.
02:24:33.960 You know,
02:24:34.380 a bigot.
02:24:35.200 You know, 0.78
02:24:35.540 evil,
02:24:36.380 bad,
02:24:36.840 ooh,
02:24:37.020 terrorism.
02:24:37.960 Because they lived through the Soviet Union 0.73
02:24:39.760 and things were really shitty for a long time.
02:24:42.400 And obviously,
02:24:42.880 they're still here.
02:24:43.520 The people that are still here are alive,
02:24:45.040 so they had to survive.
02:24:46.200 And to survive,
02:24:47.060 very difficult trying on periods like that,
02:24:50.380 dark humor is very common
02:24:52.060 and, you know,
02:24:53.000 helpful and comforting to those
02:24:54.320 that are dealing with,
02:24:56.020 you know,
02:24:56.300 difficult times.
02:24:58.340 Not that the goblins on the left
02:24:59.780 would ever understand that.
02:25:00.860 They think that,
02:25:02.100 you know,
02:25:02.280 they don't even understand.
02:25:03.180 They don't see it all.
02:25:04.280 There's no water on the boat
02:25:05.420 as far as they're concerned,
02:25:06.260 but they're going to find out.
02:25:08.140 But,
02:25:08.420 you know,
02:25:09.120 that's why I think the Russians 1.00
02:25:10.100 have that kind of sense of humor.
02:25:11.240 once your country is overthrown
02:25:15.080 by, you know, 0.98
02:25:15.920 Marxist criminals 0.98
02:25:16.800 and murdered, 1.00
02:25:17.600 your royal family is butchered to death 1.00
02:25:19.740 and stabbed in bayonet 0.99
02:25:20.920 and the girls are chased down to their deaths
02:25:22.540 and, you know,
02:25:24.080 a communist coup is installed
02:25:25.620 and then they start centralizing
02:25:26.920 all of the,
02:25:27.380 all the property
02:25:28.620 and starving all the farmers to death
02:25:30.160 and mass mechanizations.
02:25:31.580 And, yeah,
02:25:32.040 it gets,
02:25:32.860 things got a little sketchy there
02:25:34.160 for a while in Russia.
02:25:36.020 Good hundred years of like,
02:25:37.640 you know,
02:25:38.440 almost 80.
02:25:39.200 How long was the Soviet Union? 0.99
02:25:40.420 How long did that fucking nightmare 1.00
02:25:41.660 go on for? 1.00
02:25:44.340 Anyway,
02:25:46.220 I'm not,
02:25:46.900 do they have a sense of humor? 1.00
02:25:47.820 No shit. 1.00
02:25:48.820 Most people that have been through some shit 0.99
02:25:50.220 have a good sense of humor 0.97
02:25:51.000 because it's,
02:25:52.360 they had to survive somehow.
02:25:53.480 That's probably how they did it.
02:25:55.440 It's probably one way.
02:25:56.600 Here's a,
02:25:57.080 here's another,
02:25:57.740 like we're being mocked.
02:26:00.420 Here's,
02:26:00.680 this isn't any less true either.
02:26:02.100 This one,
02:26:02.560 this is from the Babylon Bee,
02:26:03.820 which is,
02:26:04.200 one of the funniest,
02:26:07.080 like,
02:26:07.380 they deserve to be huge, dude.
02:26:08.680 Babylon Bee is,
02:26:09.420 is hysterical.
02:26:10.460 They're,
02:26:10.700 I love them.
02:26:11.340 Check this out.
02:26:12.360 Hello,
02:26:12.880 brave soldier of People Liberation Army.
02:26:15.060 As you know,
02:26:16.000 our worst enemy
02:26:16.880 is the United State of America.
02:26:19.400 Traditional warfare techniques
02:26:20.680 are not effective
02:26:21.580 against their formidable forces.
02:26:23.440 Luckily,
02:26:24.000 we have found their weakness.
02:26:26.260 Misgendering!
02:26:27.960 Our beautiful friend,
02:26:29.360 President Joseph Robinette Biden,
02:26:31.560 was nice enough to loan us
02:26:33.000 some American soldier
02:26:34.480 for this demonstration.
02:26:36.920 Let's take a watch!
02:26:38.000 Hello there,
02:26:38.740 um,
02:26:39.340 onyonghaseo,
02:26:40.500 as your people say.
02:26:42.120 First technique
02:26:42.860 is to shout wrong pronoun
02:26:44.220 at American troop.
02:26:45.780 Watch this.
02:26:46.860 He, him!
02:26:47.560 He, him!
02:26:48.100 You are he, him!
02:26:49.160 You are he, him!
02:26:50.380 I can see clearly
02:26:51.280 you are bearded man!
02:26:53.340 Last technique!
02:26:55.360 Remember that while we build
02:26:56.680 strong culture
02:26:57.420 and study tactics here in China,
02:26:58.940 Americans are studying 0.89
02:26:59.840 crazy things
02:27:00.720 like gender theory
02:27:01.880 on TikTok.
02:27:02.720 So,
02:27:03.040 you can just distract them
02:27:04.180 and attack from behind.
02:27:05.380 He's not wrong!
02:27:06.500 Oh,
02:27:07.020 is that a drag queen story,
02:27:08.640 our drag queens? 1.00
02:27:09.760 Where?
02:27:10.340 Surprise!
02:27:12.360 Hello,
02:27:13.020 Brace! 0.96
02:27:15.460 Because the Chinese 0.99
02:27:16.580 are smart 1.00
02:27:17.320 and we are dumb. 0.99
02:27:18.600 At least the people 0.99
02:27:19.180 in charge of us 1.00
02:27:19.860 are dumb. 1.00
02:27:20.340 They've sold us. 1.00
02:27:20.840 They've sold us
02:27:21.380 to the Chinese.
02:27:22.140 I mean,
02:27:22.460 why wouldn't they want us?
02:27:23.720 Like,
02:27:24.000 if you're looking to like
02:27:25.140 impose your will
02:27:26.460 and take advantage
02:27:27.200 of another people,
02:27:28.160 another country
02:27:28.720 and kind of get one over
02:27:29.920 on them,
02:27:30.700 as the Chinese are doing, 1.00
02:27:32.420 it's in your interest
02:27:33.740 to weaken them
02:27:34.420 as much as possible
02:27:35.340 so they're not much
02:27:36.760 of a threat to you.
02:27:37.400 They're less competition.
02:27:38.340 You can get what you want easier.
02:27:40.460 So,
02:27:41.600 hmm,
02:27:42.700 we've got all these people
02:27:44.180 in the government
02:27:44.680 with all these ties to China
02:27:46.000 and they won't even say 1.00
02:27:46.660 the fucking word China. 1.00
02:27:49.480 Huh. 1.00
02:27:51.560 There's that noise again.
02:27:53.320 Hmm.
02:27:54.400 What are you saying?
02:27:56.320 Just making a noise.
02:27:58.380 Hmm.
02:27:59.340 You know,
02:27:59.540 there were 11 MPs
02:28:01.000 implicated in this 0.99
02:28:02.280 Chinese fucking, 1.00
02:28:03.160 that we know of, 1.00
02:28:04.140 that they've,
02:28:04.580 you know,
02:28:04.800 could be much more.
02:28:05.620 It could be,
02:28:06.100 I mean,
02:28:06.380 11?
02:28:07.720 If it's 11,
02:28:08.580 it could easily be 50.
02:28:11.780 There's only like,
02:28:12.620 how many seats?
02:28:13.160 Is there 400 around there?
02:28:18.200 This is,
02:28:18.720 this is not a negligible amount.
02:28:20.300 This isn't an accident.
02:28:21.240 11 that we know of.
02:28:25.100 Only nine of them
02:28:25.980 were liberals.
02:28:28.380 Hmm.
02:28:30.220 What do you mean by that?
02:28:31.220 What's that?
02:28:31.660 I'm just saying.
02:28:35.320 Hmm.
02:28:36.480 Only nine are liberals.
02:28:39.540 Huh.
02:28:40.020 I wonder who the other ones are.
02:28:44.820 We got to get the libs out,
02:28:46.120 guys.
02:28:46.340 That's all.
02:28:49.680 Hmm.
02:28:51.060 Right?
02:28:53.720 Now, 0.72
02:28:54.360 I'm clearly insane.
02:28:57.320 I know, 0.93
02:28:57.940 I know I'm crazy.
02:29:01.160 But,
02:29:01.720 you know,
02:29:02.200 I'm entitled to an opinion,
02:29:03.940 aren't I?
02:29:04.180 Like everybody else.
02:29:05.200 And I just,
02:29:06.180 you know,
02:29:07.100 things that make you go,
02:29:09.140 hmm.
02:29:09.300 I find it interesting that,
02:29:13.400 you know,
02:29:13.740 seemingly,
02:29:14.480 I mean,
02:29:14.780 if your country was,
02:29:16.040 say,
02:29:16.820 you know,
02:29:17.680 kind of in,
02:29:19.340 in control,
02:29:20.320 it's been,
02:29:21.120 it's been,
02:29:21.600 you know,
02:29:21.860 basically taken over.
02:29:23.760 The influence from another nation
02:29:25.320 is so strong that they can,
02:29:27.000 you know,
02:29:27.480 do this to you.
02:29:30.660 And,
02:29:31.160 and you basically have
02:29:32.260 ensnared the leadership of that country
02:29:35.320 that they answer to you,
02:29:36.360 really?
02:29:36.600 It would make sense that
02:29:38.600 upon learning
02:29:40.580 that people in our government
02:29:41.800 have sold us out to China
02:29:43.460 that no one in the government
02:29:45.820 is really too hot
02:29:47.140 to find out exactly
02:29:48.300 what's going on.
02:29:49.100 Like,
02:29:49.260 not all of them seem kind of guilty,
02:29:50.640 don't they?
02:29:52.740 And all of them are saying
02:29:54.000 we shouldn't,
02:29:57.260 and,
02:29:57.560 and China's trying to, 0.99
02:29:58.440 like,
02:29:58.760 take the world down
02:30:00.180 as like,
02:30:00.720 they want to be the unipower,
02:30:01.960 they want to be the new superpower.
02:30:04.740 And we're doing things
02:30:05.900 that are self-destructive.
02:30:08.560 And our leadership,
02:30:09.880 who apparently is being paid
02:30:11.580 by the Chinese,
02:30:12.220 is telling us to not,
02:30:13.520 to,
02:30:14.320 to not oppose
02:30:15.440 all of our self-destructive activity.
02:30:24.240 Hmm.
02:30:28.140 Hmm.
02:30:31.900 Hmm.
02:30:32.340 Hmm.
02:30:35.900 Hmm.
02:30:36.620 Hmm.
02:30:37.820 A strange.
02:30:40.060 Interesting.
02:30:43.800 I feel like I've,
02:30:45.000 I've,
02:30:45.340 I've said enough
02:30:46.200 so much over the years
02:30:47.260 that I can say so many things
02:30:48.780 without saying anything anymore.
02:30:51.400 Everybody knows exactly 0.99
02:30:52.720 what the fuck I'm saying. 0.97
02:30:54.880 But what are they going to print? 0.99
02:30:57.460 McKenzie stated a fact
02:30:58.980 and then,
02:30:59.740 quote,
02:31:00.120 said,
02:31:00.560 Hmm.
02:31:00.800 Yeah,
02:31:03.600 but he did it in such a way
02:31:04.960 that inferred,
02:31:05.780 like,
02:31:05.880 oh yeah,
02:31:06.680 you're inferred,
02:31:07.220 you're,
02:31:07.420 you know the meanings
02:31:08.140 of my facial expressions
02:31:09.520 and,
02:31:10.340 you know,
02:31:11.820 air escaping my lungs now,
02:31:13.500 do you?
02:31:15.320 This is what he meant by it.
02:31:16.640 Here's what you need to know.
02:31:18.180 Global News
02:31:19.220 has what you need to know.
02:31:21.920 Experts are
02:31:22.620 very good.
02:31:23.520 Yes,
02:31:27.040 tell me more.
02:31:28.240 Your intellect
02:31:28.840 is so powerful.
02:31:31.800 You know?
02:31:32.580 Like,
02:31:32.900 when the news,
02:31:33.340 like,
02:31:33.520 when these people talk,
02:31:34.380 it's just,
02:31:34.700 you know,
02:31:34.940 you know the feeling
02:31:35.480 when you come across someone
02:31:36.700 that's just,
02:31:37.080 oh my goodness,
02:31:37.640 they're so interesting
02:31:38.240 and intelligent,
02:31:38.760 I need to hear more
02:31:39.420 of what they have to say.
02:31:40.800 And then you go down
02:31:41.340 this rabbit hole
02:31:42.000 of just listening
02:31:42.560 to all this stuff
02:31:43.480 they've made
02:31:43.860 and you're like,
02:31:44.420 wow,
02:31:44.660 interesting,
02:31:44.980 I'm going to,
02:31:45.260 you know,
02:31:45.480 put this on a playlist
02:31:46.740 for later
02:31:47.200 and compare it to it.
02:31:47.860 That's how I feel
02:31:48.600 about journalists
02:31:49.220 and the media
02:31:49.760 and the government.
02:31:50.360 It's just all so
02:31:51.120 impressive all the time.
02:31:55.660 And they're all
02:31:56.340 so unique too.
02:31:58.900 It's so,
02:31:59.600 it's,
02:32:00.800 the journalists
02:32:01.420 are going to say.
02:32:03.740 It's so unpredictable
02:32:04.920 and it's so,
02:32:06.220 I mean,
02:32:07.500 they're all
02:32:08.420 such special snowflakes.
02:32:10.300 They're totally
02:32:10.820 not mass produced
02:32:11.720 and might as well 1.00
02:32:12.180 come out of a fucking factory. 1.00
02:32:13.840 And they're completely 1.00
02:32:14.680 unaware of it too.
02:32:15.840 They're just oblivious
02:32:16.720 to it.
02:32:17.620 Is that true?
02:32:18.560 Oh,
02:32:18.980 yes it is.
02:32:20.660 Oh,
02:32:21.180 yeah it is.
02:32:23.080 All right.
02:32:24.100 Got a little bit
02:32:24.740 of time left.
02:32:26.480 America's,
02:32:27.040 this is,
02:32:27.500 why is there so many
02:32:28.320 of these links
02:32:29.260 that go nowhere?
02:32:30.800 A couple of stuff
02:32:33.980 on the conservatives.
02:32:34.820 Oh right,
02:32:35.300 and another,
02:32:35.740 who do we nail first? 0.53
02:32:40.320 Which,
02:32:40.760 how do I,
02:32:41.460 oh right,
02:32:41.760 I didn't even play
02:32:42.160 the video.
02:32:43.500 I'm sorry.
02:32:44.800 Hey,
02:32:46.120 I'm sorry.
02:32:49.740 I'm sorry.
02:32:50.480 I didn't play the video.
02:32:59.500 The whole thing was like,
02:33:01.040 they're making fun of us.
02:33:02.100 Like,
02:33:02.240 we're weak now.
02:33:03.360 We have weak leadership.
02:33:04.860 And they're like,
02:33:05.560 we can just do whatever
02:33:06.380 we want to these 1.00
02:33:07.040 fucking losers. 1.00
02:33:09.020 They're like, 1.00
02:33:09.720 they're barely there.
02:33:10.920 You can just
02:33:11.360 push this place over.
02:33:13.060 Who's even,
02:33:13.640 who is even waiting
02:33:15.040 in the wings
02:33:15.740 to take over
02:33:16.600 from these people
02:33:17.300 that give us
02:33:18.320 any hope
02:33:18.960 of being protected
02:33:21.040 or having our interests
02:33:21.860 looked after at all?
02:33:23.820 Oh,
02:33:24.300 we gotta get the
02:33:24.900 libs out
02:33:25.440 and then you're
02:33:26.100 gonna replace them
02:33:26.740 with the exact
02:33:27.240 same people.
02:33:28.880 Cool,
02:33:29.440 then what?
02:33:30.720 Literally nothing
02:33:31.620 changes at all.
02:33:32.860 Nothing.
02:33:35.520 Yeah,
02:33:36.080 well,
02:33:36.580 it'll be
02:33:37.520 oil fields.
02:33:39.180 No,
02:33:39.420 there's not.
02:33:39.900 No,
02:33:40.100 there won't.
02:33:41.140 No,
02:33:41.400 there won't.
02:33:45.580 Oh,
02:33:45.980 man.
02:33:47.840 All those jobs
02:33:48.420 are going to Somalians 1.00
02:33:49.240 anyway.
02:33:49.720 We're doing,
02:33:50.000 I'll get more on that
02:33:50.680 in a minute,
02:33:51.040 but this is what
02:33:51.600 Saudi Arabia thinks.
02:33:52.520 God bless you
02:33:53.320 and God bless
02:33:54.520 America.
02:34:01.840 Shaking hands
02:34:02.580 to no one.
02:34:03.280 Very typical.
02:34:04.040 Waving at the wrong,
02:34:05.320 yep.
02:34:07.140 That's basically it.
02:34:08.200 Saudi Arabia's
02:34:08.720 nailed this so far.
02:34:11.640 Yeah,
02:34:11.980 has to be urged
02:34:12.620 off stage by staff.
02:34:13.800 That's correct.
02:34:15.840 Yes,
02:34:16.200 pretend that this
02:34:18.100 was on purpose.
02:34:19.480 We're still trying
02:34:20.040 to get you off the
02:34:20.540 stage though.
02:34:21.520 No,
02:34:21.700 no,
02:34:21.880 wrong way,
02:34:22.260 Mr. President.
02:34:22.800 Yeah,
02:34:22.960 okay,
02:34:23.260 no,
02:34:23.440 wave again.
02:34:23.960 Yeah,
02:34:24.260 this is basically
02:34:24.960 the real thing.
02:34:26.200 This isn't even a,
02:34:26.960 where's the lie?
02:34:28.720 Now he's getting
02:34:29.380 on the plane.
02:34:29.900 Oh,
02:34:30.160 it's falling down
02:34:31.000 again,
02:34:31.420 as he does often.
02:34:33.180 Often falls down
02:34:34.020 in public.
02:34:35.060 Oh,
02:34:35.300 another time.
02:34:36.280 This happened.
02:34:37.240 This actually happened.
02:34:38.100 So this isn't even,
02:34:39.760 okay,
02:34:40.200 he maybe only fell
02:34:40.960 twice,
02:34:41.360 not three times.
02:34:42.580 Saudi Arabia's
02:34:43.260 really reaching here.
02:34:44.240 I knew the rest
02:34:53.300 of the world
02:34:53.620 would catch up
02:34:54.080 to me sooner or
02:34:54.600 later.
02:34:55.220 Oh,
02:34:55.600 he fell down again.
02:34:56.520 So,
02:34:56.940 you know,
02:34:57.260 just like I've been
02:34:58.100 doing,
02:34:58.620 like,
02:34:58.880 so Saudi Arabia
02:34:59.700 gets it now.
02:35:00.620 I wish they'd pay
02:35:01.100 attention to Canada
02:35:01.740 because it's even worse,
02:35:02.600 but like,
02:35:03.180 this is the best
02:35:04.660 comedy in the world.
02:35:05.780 It's just watching 1.00
02:35:06.360 these idiots live, 1.00
02:35:07.840 do anything. 1.00
02:35:08.400 It's like,
02:35:09.180 all you have to do
02:35:10.440 is just watch them.
02:35:12.160 That's the joke.
02:35:13.740 Everything Saudi Arabia
02:35:14.700 just did,
02:35:15.200 it's like,
02:35:15.480 oh,
02:35:15.840 it's not even
02:35:16.220 an exaggeration.
02:35:16.920 These are all
02:35:17.280 shot for shot,
02:35:18.540 except the last part
02:35:19.400 where he fell
02:35:19.860 an extra third time.
02:35:21.960 This is all,
02:35:22.800 and there's more
02:35:23.360 embarrassing ones
02:35:24.040 they didn't even use,
02:35:24.620 like the bicycle.
02:35:26.140 Pellett's bicycle
02:35:26.780 comes to complete
02:35:27.380 stop and then
02:35:28.000 just like,
02:35:29.400 completely falls
02:35:31.220 from.
02:35:31.420 Demented,
02:35:36.060 broken,
02:35:37.060 sick,
02:35:38.020 confused, 0.99
02:35:39.160 rotten, 1.00
02:35:39.680 corrupt, 1.00
02:35:40.280 evil, 1.00
02:35:40.740 and dying. 0.99
02:35:42.460 The president
02:35:43.280 and the state
02:35:44.040 of America
02:35:45.040 is like,
02:35:45.540 it's like a,
02:35:46.280 it's like a window
02:35:47.640 into the whole thing. 0.99
02:35:53.240 Fucking sad, 0.99
02:35:54.340 man. 1.00
02:35:54.580 It's really sad.
02:35:56.960 So,
02:35:57.440 you guys gotta keep him.
02:35:58.480 We need,
02:35:58.900 we need you to keep him
02:36:00.800 until you just can't
02:36:01.700 take it anymore
02:36:02.280 and you reach the point
02:36:03.020 where you just 0.99
02:36:03.540 fucking explode. 0.99
02:36:05.180 That's really, 0.99
02:36:05.880 the world needs,
02:36:07.500 you know,
02:36:07.860 America can't,
02:36:08.980 listen,
02:36:09.740 if America retires
02:36:11.040 and we don't have it anymore,
02:36:12.380 like,
02:36:13.220 you understand we're going
02:36:14.280 into the age of China 0.98
02:36:15.460 runs everything,
02:36:16.360 right?
02:36:16.940 And they literally,
02:36:17.980 like I said,
02:36:18.520 they murder people
02:36:19.220 and disappear people 0.85
02:36:20.040 just for saying
02:36:20.600 the wrong things
02:36:21.440 and,
02:36:22.940 we can't have those guys
02:36:25.520 running around unopposed.
02:36:27.120 You know what I mean?
02:36:27.840 Like,
02:36:28.060 that's,
02:36:28.400 absolutely not.
02:36:29.880 That's very dangerous
02:36:30.820 because our government's
02:36:31.980 already sold out to them. 1.00
02:36:32.780 They don't give a shit at all. 1.00
02:36:34.000 Our entire government 0.99
02:36:35.000 has no interest
02:36:35.640 in defending Canada
02:36:36.400 from the Chinese at all.
02:36:37.200 They won't even say the name.
02:36:38.220 They're too afraid
02:36:38.860 to say the name
02:36:39.760 of the country
02:36:40.260 that's doing it
02:36:41.060 lest they,
02:36:42.140 you know,
02:36:42.400 draw the ire
02:36:43.160 of the eye of Beijing.
02:36:46.280 It looks exactly
02:36:47.320 like the eye of Sauron
02:36:48.340 except it's this way.
02:36:49.420 It's,
02:36:49.760 you know,
02:36:50.320 it's,
02:36:51.780 ha ha ha ha ha ha.
02:36:53.500 Ha ha ha ha ha.
02:36:55.780 That's your meme.
02:36:56.920 There's the,
02:36:57.360 it's the eye of,
02:36:58.000 if it's that way
02:36:59.000 and it's floating over
02:37:00.000 Hong Kong or Beijing,
02:37:01.200 whatever they're destroying now.
02:37:02.660 How's the Hong Kong protesters
02:37:04.140 by everybody?
02:37:05.880 No other way.
02:37:06.500 Are they all dead
02:37:07.180 or what's,
02:37:07.620 what's going on with that?
02:37:08.380 They're probably all dead.
02:37:09.340 I mean, 1.00
02:37:09.560 China doesn't fuck around. 1.00
02:37:11.420 That's, 1.00
02:37:11.920 I mean,
02:37:12.280 they are what,
02:37:12.820 they are what they are.
02:37:13.660 They're not, 0.97
02:37:14.140 they're not fucking weak. 0.96
02:37:15.140 They're not scared. 1.00
02:37:16.220 They're not pussies. 0.99
02:37:16.880 They're doing whatever they want, 1.00
02:37:17.720 man.
02:37:17.900 They're getting it done
02:37:18.960 and they're,
02:37:19.440 they're,
02:37:19.960 their economy is booming.
02:37:22.560 What are they,
02:37:22.940 near double digits GDP growth
02:37:24.700 or something crazy?
02:37:26.020 They're having pool parties
02:37:27.020 over there every day.
02:37:28.860 They're doing,
02:37:29.520 they're doing good,
02:37:30.440 kid.
02:37:30.680 We are not.
02:37:31.780 Okay.
02:37:32.740 They're doing great.
02:37:33.620 We're doing worse.
02:37:34.980 Our government seems to be
02:37:36.040 in their pocket
02:37:36.660 and anyone that tries to stop
02:37:38.860 the government,
02:37:40.160 you know,
02:37:40.420 oppose the government
02:37:41.200 that we have
02:37:41.800 that seems to be
02:37:42.360 in the pocket of the Chinese, 0.89
02:37:43.720 they tell us,
02:37:44.680 no,
02:37:45.160 you have to, 1.00
02:37:46.100 let us die. 0.99
02:37:47.380 there's a, 0.99
02:37:52.760 there's a case to be made
02:37:53.920 for like all of this
02:37:54.820 anti-patriot government,
02:37:56.580 this is China,
02:37:58.220 deliberately keeping the,
02:37:59.560 weakening these countries
02:38:00.700 as much as possible
02:38:01.860 so that,
02:38:05.600 that will more easily
02:38:07.040 facilitate the transition period
02:38:08.780 where they become
02:38:09.940 the unopposed global superpower
02:38:11.440 and the,
02:38:12.940 the Western world
02:38:13.680 just kind of falls off
02:38:14.700 and,
02:38:14.920 you know,
02:38:15.300 disintegrates on its own.
02:38:17.340 Without a Shot Fired.
02:38:20.180 That would be the,
02:38:21.260 that,
02:38:21.760 and here's,
02:38:22.640 here's the other thing
02:38:23.220 that people don't understand
02:38:24.040 about the Chinese.
02:38:24.660 There's a book called
02:38:25.360 Unrestricted Warfare
02:38:27.240 and the,
02:38:27.800 or is it the same one?
02:38:28.540 Unrestricted,
02:38:28.960 Fifth Generation Warfare?
02:38:29.900 Anyway.
02:38:30.900 They don't,
02:38:31.440 like,
02:38:31.840 I think I talked about this
02:38:32.680 last time.
02:38:33.180 Like the Western standard
02:38:34.840 of like an ultimate,
02:38:35.720 like a credible victory
02:38:36.980 is like,
02:38:38.020 your army meets theirs 0.90
02:38:39.120 on the field
02:38:39.720 and yours like just
02:38:40.540 absolutely lays 1.00
02:38:41.520 fucking waste to them. 1.00
02:38:42.480 Just total massacre, 1.00
02:38:44.140 destruction,
02:38:44.840 like everything went perfectly
02:38:46.440 to a T
02:38:47.000 and you're like,
02:38:47.380 that was the perfect 1.00
02:38:48.020 fucking victory. 0.99
02:38:50.000 Or war. 1.00
02:38:51.040 You never lost a battle.
02:38:52.480 Like,
02:38:52.580 yeah,
02:38:52.980 the Chinese think that 0.94
02:38:54.180 I,
02:38:54.520 I can defeat you
02:38:55.680 without even having
02:38:56.260 to get off the couch.
02:38:57.260 I can defeat you
02:39:01.200 at the level
02:39:01.700 of your own soul.
02:39:02.820 I'll make you
02:39:03.380 defeat yourself.
02:39:04.980 I won't even have 0.92
02:39:05.820 to bring a gun.
02:39:06.960 By the time I'm done 1.00
02:39:08.060 fucking with you, 1.00
02:39:09.160 I can just walk 1.00
02:39:10.260 the streets of your country
02:39:11.240 unopposed
02:39:12.000 as a king.
02:39:15.860 That's,
02:39:16.500 that's a,
02:39:17.180 that is a defeat.
02:39:18.720 That's how you 0.99
02:39:19.240 fucking take somebody down. 1.00
02:39:20.900 That is the ultimate victory. 0.99
02:39:22.620 You didn't even have
02:39:23.120 to do anything.
02:39:24.040 You gained everything
02:39:25.240 and you lost nothing.
02:39:26.940 Didn't even fire a bullet.
02:39:29.300 And that's what they're doing.
02:39:30.460 Very effectively.
02:39:31.180 It's been working
02:39:31.580 for quite a while.
02:39:32.740 For about,
02:39:33.160 since the 90s.
02:39:34.620 Around the time that,
02:39:35.500 did you know that
02:39:36.100 the Clinton administration
02:39:36.980 in the 90s
02:39:37.700 was who sold
02:39:38.300 the Chinese
02:39:38.860 nuclear weapon secrets?
02:39:42.220 Facilitated by?
02:39:43.820 Hey,
02:39:44.340 guess who?
02:39:45.220 Guess who?
02:39:46.700 Well,
02:39:47.120 your greatest ally
02:39:47.740 was looking out
02:39:48.240 for you on that one.
02:39:49.600 Huh?
02:39:51.380 Make sure that 1.00
02:39:52.300 fucking went down. 1.00
02:39:53.340 So like, 1.00
02:39:53.640 this has been going on.
02:39:54.460 They didn't just,
02:39:57.600 they,
02:39:57.980 they're playing the game
02:39:58.980 from their position
02:39:59.840 with their cards
02:40:00.580 that they have.
02:40:02.680 You ever play,
02:40:03.580 like,
02:40:03.820 oh,
02:40:03.940 are you going to be mad?
02:40:04.480 You ever play,
02:40:04.920 like,
02:40:04.980 a game of risk
02:40:05.600 or something?
02:40:06.280 Or,
02:40:06.560 it's like,
02:40:07.820 or even just sports,
02:40:08.900 like basketball.
02:40:09.700 Are you going to be mad
02:40:10.440 that the other team beat you?
02:40:11.500 Like,
02:40:11.900 you both entered
02:40:12.620 into this game
02:40:13.340 and you lost.
02:40:15.620 Except the thing is,
02:40:16.380 with these games,
02:40:16.840 the stakes are very high.
02:40:18.340 And the losing
02:40:19.560 can mean death
02:40:20.380 and destruction
02:40:20.940 or like the end
02:40:21.660 of your country
02:40:22.800 and civilization.
02:40:23.300 It's the great game,
02:40:24.480 it's called.
02:40:25.040 That's what they,
02:40:25.580 what's the,
02:40:27.460 Zabinski Brzezigniew
02:40:28.600 was one of these guys.
02:40:29.360 Like,
02:40:29.480 they have these big brains
02:40:30.540 that make these decisions
02:40:32.620 and make these moves
02:40:33.400 and stuff for them.
02:40:34.020 They have these think tanks 0.99
02:40:34.880 that plan fucking 0.99
02:40:36.280 10 years ahead 1.00
02:40:37.240 to try and outwit
02:40:38.600 the other side,
02:40:39.680 get more money,
02:40:40.120 you know?
02:40:40.360 And the Chinese 1.00
02:40:42.680 are fucking 1.00
02:40:43.140 whooping our ass 1.00
02:40:43.820 right now. 1.00
02:40:44.700 We're,
02:40:44.980 we're worrying about
02:40:45.580 bathrooms and they're
02:40:46.320 building aircraft carriers.
02:40:48.520 A lot of them too. 0.99
02:40:52.200 We're fucking, 0.99
02:40:53.080 uh, 0.99
02:40:53.480 going broke
02:40:54.220 like you've never imagined
02:40:54.920 and they're doing
02:40:55.420 better than ever.
02:40:56.340 Everything's going
02:40:56.940 in their direction.
02:40:57.520 They're stockpiling gold
02:40:58.460 like crazy.
02:41:01.480 I'm telling you.
02:41:04.880 And,
02:41:05.380 uh,
02:41:05.960 I'm not the only one
02:41:06.660 that's noticed.
02:41:07.160 A lot of,
02:41:07.420 a lot of,
02:41:08.400 you know,
02:41:09.260 what billionaires
02:41:10.340 have in common,
02:41:10.980 usually they're smart.
02:41:12.200 It's usually hard
02:41:13.060 to become a billionaire.
02:41:14.740 You're going to have
02:41:15.280 to do some problem solving
02:41:16.320 and there's a lot
02:41:16.660 of competition involved
02:41:17.880 and so on.
02:41:18.440 So that's not easy to do.
02:41:19.740 People that are billionaires
02:41:20.720 are formidable people
02:41:21.820 that are not a joke,
02:41:23.140 not a pushover,
02:41:23.920 not a,
02:41:24.220 unless they,
02:41:24.980 again,
02:41:25.240 just inherited it 1.00
02:41:26.000 like a piece of shit. 1.00
02:41:26.960 I mean, 1.00
02:41:27.260 people that,
02:41:27.700 you know,
02:41:27.880 went out and did it.
02:41:28.920 They're all moving 1.00
02:41:29.560 their shit to giant. 1.00
02:41:30.280 They've been doing it 1.00
02:41:30.660 for years.
02:41:31.800 Because it's cheaper,
02:41:32.760 it's,
02:41:32.980 you know,
02:41:33.300 they're going to make
02:41:33.740 more money.
02:41:34.240 It's like,
02:41:34.440 that's where the future is.
02:41:36.100 People aren't moving
02:41:37.080 businesses to Canada
02:41:38.280 and to America
02:41:39.200 and to,
02:41:39.760 they're going away,
02:41:40.680 they're going to Asia 0.68
02:41:41.460 because Asia is the future.
02:41:44.800 And we're here
02:41:45.600 stabbing ourselves to death 0.99
02:41:46.860 and the people trying 0.99
02:41:47.900 to stop the knife
02:41:48.740 from going in,
02:41:49.840 which is us,
02:41:50.940 are being told to,
02:41:51.920 you know,
02:41:52.100 we need to lock
02:41:52.680 these people up 0.51
02:41:53.260 and shut them up 0.99
02:41:53.780 and get rid of them 0.98
02:41:54.260 because they're, 0.99
02:41:54.780 they're bad. 0.99
02:41:56.040 They're racists or something. 0.98
02:42:00.620 Really?
02:42:01.320 Are you sure?
02:42:01.760 Yeah, sorry,
02:42:02.320 I have China
02:42:03.120 on the other line.
02:42:03.960 Just make sure
02:42:04.640 you put them in jail.
02:42:05.360 I don't care how you do it.
02:42:06.960 Oh, what?
02:42:07.460 Yeah?
02:42:07.760 No, yeah, yeah,
02:42:08.320 we're censoring them,
02:42:09.140 China,
02:42:09.360 just like you.
02:42:09.880 Don't worry.
02:42:10.620 Oh, no,
02:42:11.000 we're doing the social credit score
02:42:12.060 just like you.
02:42:12.680 Yeah, no,
02:42:13.100 we're doing all the stuff
02:42:13.860 that you told us to do.
02:42:14.860 Yeah, we're doing it.
02:42:15.980 Yep.
02:42:17.520 Okay, I gotta go.
02:42:18.380 I gotta go.
02:42:18.820 They're on to me.
02:42:19.400 Yeah, they found out
02:42:19.980 about the dong guy
02:42:20.900 and some other ones.
02:42:22.080 Ah, we're just gonna
02:42:22.540 pin it on some people
02:42:23.260 and, yeah,
02:42:24.120 don't worry about it.
02:42:24.700 We'll take care of it.
02:42:26.540 Censor the,
02:42:27.040 oh, and the guns too.
02:42:27.820 We're working on getting
02:42:28.500 all the guns as well.
02:42:29.360 Yes, we are literally
02:42:30.420 implementing all of the planks
02:42:32.320 of communism
02:42:33.260 and central planning
02:42:34.380 one at a,
02:42:35.260 at the same time,
02:42:36.200 some of them actually,
02:42:36.840 not even one at a time,
02:42:37.880 like simultaneously
02:42:38.720 some of them are happening.
02:42:40.700 We're even stealing
02:42:41.420 the farmland and all.
02:42:42.400 Dude, we're doing
02:42:42.840 everything, China.
02:42:43.660 We're doing everything.
02:42:44.460 We're trying to catch up.
02:42:47.320 We're trying to be
02:42:48.020 a good vassal state here.
02:42:50.160 You need to help us
02:42:50.760 shut these guys up. 0.95
02:42:51.600 They're causing problems. 0.96
02:42:54.640 China can just have a MQ. 0.91
02:42:57.300 Oh, well, maybe.
02:42:58.160 Maybe we could.
02:42:58.740 Could you maybe do that?
02:43:00.580 Cindy Lee says,
02:43:01.180 I had to fire a diversity 1.00
02:43:02.180 hire today.
02:43:02.780 Followed me while I went
02:43:03.960 to get his walking papers.
02:43:05.340 Total intimidation tactic
02:43:06.240 but failed miserably.
02:43:07.120 Almost gave him
02:43:07.680 the old slashy slash. 0.80
02:43:08.920 Right in the neck!
02:43:10.960 Yeah.
02:43:13.420 Oh, I miss any other ones.
02:43:15.560 N-F-T-W-O-N-F-T-W-A. 1.00
02:43:18.760 N-F-T-W-A. 1.00
02:43:21.540 That's your name.
02:43:22.960 Says,
02:43:23.300 they call us racist
02:43:24.560 but when accused
02:43:25.220 of Chinese interference
02:43:25.940 they throw the Chinese 1.00
02:43:26.760 looking one to the wolves.
02:43:27.660 Yeah, it's just.
02:43:30.880 Dr.
02:43:31.280 Genstein says,
02:43:31.680 it's actually brilliant.
02:43:32.400 It took a decade.
02:43:33.040 I'm not sure
02:43:33.320 what he's talking about.
02:43:34.800 Michael says,
02:43:35.660 by the grace of the Most High
02:43:36.860 I will be the leader of Canada.
02:43:38.340 Our Lord Jesus
02:43:38.980 will become the might,
02:43:40.500 the priority in our country.
02:43:41.640 Thank you for standing
02:43:42.300 for us all.
02:43:42.920 I doubt that'll happen
02:43:43.960 but you never know.
02:43:44.880 Christ,
02:43:45.140 your things have happened.
02:43:45.840 So here's another reason,
02:43:50.800 you know,
02:43:51.340 like,
02:43:53.840 yeah,
02:43:54.060 I'll save that for the end 1.00
02:43:55.100 before I run out of shit. 0.99
02:43:57.300 I'm almost done. 0.99
02:43:57.900 It's almost over.
02:43:58.840 Relax.
02:43:59.340 We can leave soon.
02:44:00.320 Soon it's over.
02:44:01.060 It's almost done.
02:44:03.720 I mean,
02:44:04.520 you know,
02:44:04.980 the laughing stock continues.
02:44:05.960 This is literally,
02:44:06.740 like,
02:44:06.900 this is what they're doing.
02:44:07.660 National Security Council spokesman
02:44:10.920 John Kirby
02:44:11.660 says,
02:44:12.700 LGBTQ plus rights
02:44:14.160 are a core part
02:44:15.280 of our foreign policy.
02:44:17.780 Oh,
02:44:18.260 it is?
02:44:20.740 Really?
02:44:24.900 So,
02:44:25.740 all of the business
02:44:27.200 that you've been doing
02:44:28.180 with the Saudi Arabians
02:44:29.380 and the petrodollar
02:44:30.340 and,
02:44:34.580 I mean,
02:44:35.960 you know what they do 0.96
02:44:36.840 to gay people. 0.94
02:44:38.140 That part of the world,
02:44:39.160 right?
02:44:41.680 It's a core part.
02:44:43.080 Really?
02:44:44.380 Hmm.
02:44:46.820 See,
02:44:47.460 John,
02:44:48.120 my problem with this is
02:44:49.480 it really sounds like
02:44:50.940 you're taking
02:44:51.600 a very important position
02:44:53.120 of responsibility
02:44:53.980 and squandering it 0.94
02:44:56.820 on useless
02:44:58.040 political talking point,
02:44:59.540 you know, 1.00
02:44:59.960 bullshit. 1.00
02:45:01.860 Yeah. 1.00
02:45:02.340 Because these other people,
02:45:03.560 again,
02:45:03.680 they're literally laughing at you.
02:45:04.960 They're arming up. 1.00
02:45:05.740 They're positioning to fucking 0.99
02:45:06.760 take everybody down. 0.99
02:45:08.280 They're building
02:45:08.760 economic alliances,
02:45:10.420 you know,
02:45:10.780 the system outside
02:45:11.540 of the swift payment system
02:45:13.060 so your economic sanctions
02:45:14.560 don't even hurt them anymore.
02:45:15.740 Like,
02:45:15.900 you're running out of,
02:45:16.680 they're getting loose
02:45:17.760 and they're going to
02:45:18.580 take you down
02:45:19.260 and you're worried about,
02:45:21.900 you're the foreign policy
02:45:23.600 council spokesman
02:45:25.820 and
02:45:26.300 this is what
02:45:28.120 is on your mind
02:45:29.040 right now.
02:45:29.480 You're going to lose.
02:45:34.940 You're going to lose.
02:45:38.540 That's all that really
02:45:39.260 needs to be said.
02:45:43.160 And so are we.
02:45:47.520 Once again,
02:45:49.720 hmm,
02:45:52.020 NDP
02:45:52.460 pledged to make
02:45:53.880 Somali curriculum
02:45:55.260 if elected.
02:45:55.900 Hmm.
02:45:59.040 Oh,
02:45:59.600 look.
02:46:01.340 Another
02:46:01.820 obese 0.99
02:46:02.800 white 0.60
02:46:04.740 female liberal 0.86
02:46:05.620 at the head 1.00
02:46:07.120 of a terrible
02:46:07.800 idea.
02:46:09.760 Hmm.
02:46:13.320 Hmm.
02:46:15.680 Interesting.
02:46:17.300 Alberta NDP
02:46:17.920 is promising to create
02:46:18.920 a Somali curriculum
02:46:20.020 if elected.
02:46:21.460 Priorities,
02:46:22.140 guys.
02:46:22.320 You got to,
02:46:22.840 I mean,
02:46:23.380 hey,
02:46:23.820 Edmonton's going to be
02:46:24.860 Somalia pretty soon.
02:46:30.260 You're not being replaced,
02:46:31.640 but you are being replaced,
02:46:32.580 but you're not.
02:46:33.420 You are being replaced
02:46:34.560 if you like it,
02:46:35.300 but if you don't like it,
02:46:36.240 you're racist
02:46:36.660 and it's not happening.
02:46:37.720 Okay?
02:46:40.340 The reason they get away 1.00
02:46:41.680 with this shit 1.00
02:46:42.260 is because the conservatives 1.00
02:46:43.400 are incapable
02:46:44.600 of just standing
02:46:45.760 in the breach.
02:46:46.760 They can't handle
02:46:47.680 anything coming their way.
02:46:49.560 They won't have these,
02:46:50.600 or,
02:46:51.020 you know,
02:46:51.520 they're in on it.
02:46:52.320 They're either for it
02:46:53.480 and they're liberals
02:46:54.860 themselves.
02:46:55.860 Conservatives don't want
02:46:57.200 the,
02:46:58.220 you know,
02:46:59.840 importing a voting block
02:47:02.300 from a wildly different
02:47:03.300 part of the country.
02:47:04.040 Like,
02:47:04.220 we're trying to conserve
02:47:05.180 our country
02:47:05.780 and our culture
02:47:06.440 and who we are.
02:47:08.240 Somalia is not that.
02:47:10.940 And,
02:47:12.160 but,
02:47:12.580 you know,
02:47:12.940 people will say
02:47:14.000 that you're racist, 0.74
02:47:14.680 I guess.
02:47:14.980 So,
02:47:15.160 I guess leave it alone.
02:47:16.380 I guess,
02:47:16.800 mass migrate away.
02:47:18.880 It's on the CPC's platform.
02:47:20.220 They're all for it,
02:47:21.320 dude.
02:47:22.280 The sustainable development,
02:47:23.320 all of it,
02:47:23.780 man.
02:47:24.840 This isn't going to stop. 0.99
02:47:27.020 None of the important shit 0.99
02:47:28.120 is going to be addressed 0.97
02:47:28.840 at all.
02:47:30.920 Maybe they'll throw you a bone.
02:47:31.900 You can have some
02:47:32.220 duck hunting rifles back.
02:47:33.640 Yeah,
02:47:34.080 we got the libs out.
02:47:36.560 Oh,
02:47:36.880 did you open 9%
02:47:37.880 more oil rigs?
02:47:38.880 Yeah,
02:47:39.060 cool.
02:47:39.240 That was a good trade.
02:47:42.260 You got,
02:47:43.160 you know,
02:47:43.960 your high school's
02:47:44.640 all full of Somalians now,
02:47:45.720 moment.
02:47:48.080 Interesting.
02:47:49.680 NDP education critic,
02:47:52.120 Sarah Hoffman,
02:47:54.180 challenged her United 0.98
02:47:56.260 Conservative Party
02:47:57.080 government counterpart
02:47:57.900 during question period
02:47:58.800 on Monday,
02:47:59.340 saying the government
02:47:59.880 hasn't prioritized
02:48:01.140 supporting youth
02:48:01.840 learning in Alberta
02:48:02.940 schools.
02:48:03.600 Well,
02:48:03.780 why is that?
02:48:04.620 She says,
02:48:04.940 given that we're in the NDP
02:48:05.840 and committed to making sure
02:48:06.740 that all students in Alberta
02:48:08.060 have the tools they need
02:48:08.920 to be supported,
02:48:09.540 why didn't the current
02:48:11.860 education minister
02:48:12.400 or anyone in the UCP
02:48:13.000 make this priority?
02:48:14.220 They've had four years.
02:48:19.320 In a response to video
02:48:20.440 circulating online,
02:48:21.120 one Twitter user
02:48:21.760 asked Hoffman to explain
02:48:22.880 what a Somali curriculum is.
02:48:25.680 The leader said,
02:48:26.740 it's a chance to learn
02:48:28.080 language and culture
02:48:29.040 of Somalia,
02:48:30.440 just like many other languages
02:48:31.940 we offer in Alberta schools.
02:48:34.440 No,
02:48:35.200 there's no time for that.
02:48:37.700 To learn a language
02:48:38.720 and a culture
02:48:39.460 takes a long time
02:48:40.800 and the priority
02:48:41.920 should be on ours 0.78
02:48:43.420 because this is where we live.
02:48:45.040 This is Canada.
02:48:45.820 We should focus on
02:48:46.480 Canadian culture
02:48:47.220 and language of priorities.
02:48:48.340 So,
02:48:48.600 French is,
02:48:49.620 even arguably in Alberta,
02:48:51.160 I mean,
02:48:51.760 that's,
02:48:52.200 I don't know about that.
02:48:54.020 German and Spanish,
02:48:55.100 there's no,
02:48:55.520 listen,
02:48:55.840 there's literally no reason
02:48:57.360 to be teaching those languages
02:48:58.540 at all
02:48:58.980 because we speak English
02:49:00.900 in Canada primarily
02:49:02.020 and French for some reason
02:49:03.460 has been made mandatory
02:49:04.940 everywhere
02:49:05.500 because the French
02:49:06.120 are very self-conscious
02:49:07.020 and they don't like,
02:49:07.740 they need other,
02:49:09.580 they need more people
02:49:10.380 speaking French
02:49:11.100 or they need to see
02:49:11.760 French things
02:49:12.360 or they get very,
02:49:13.240 very afraid.
02:49:14.560 They get very upset.
02:49:17.300 They worry that their
02:49:18.280 equalization payments
02:49:19.140 from Alberta
02:49:19.600 are going to cut off
02:49:20.540 and they're not going to be able
02:49:21.100 to pay their bills in Quebec
02:49:22.000 even though Alberta
02:49:23.480 literally pays Quebec's bills
02:49:24.720 and then has to teach
02:49:27.020 their children French
02:49:27.980 for some reason.
02:49:29.640 Anyway,
02:49:30.640 so I don't know.
02:49:33.020 German and Spanish
02:49:33.900 is definitely not required
02:49:35.560 so Somalian,
02:49:36.800 no,
02:49:37.600 Somali,
02:49:38.640 it's a chance to learn
02:49:39.560 how I have,
02:49:40.160 it's like a culture
02:49:40.880 of Somali,
02:49:41.660 no,
02:49:42.520 no.
02:49:43.420 She did not comment
02:49:44.260 on whether teaching
02:49:44.960 Somali culture
02:49:45.620 would extend to teaching
02:49:46.340 the nation's views
02:49:46.860 on LGBTQ rights.
02:49:47.960 I'll tell you right now,
02:49:48.560 they practice female 0.99
02:49:49.200 genital mutilation. 0.99
02:49:53.040 So there's that.
02:49:54.000 Did you know that?
02:49:55.200 See,
02:49:55.540 this,
02:49:55.780 this,
02:49:56.220 this is a,
02:49:56.980 this is again,
02:49:57.880 this is the representation
02:49:58.840 again of this is what
02:49:59.980 you got in Edmonton. 0.98
02:50:01.060 Fat, 1.00
02:50:01.980 lazy, 1.00
02:50:02.780 entitled, 1.00
02:50:04.060 ignorant, 1.00
02:50:04.980 naive, 1.00
02:50:07.740 feminine energy losers. 1.00
02:50:11.840 This woman doesn't know 1.00
02:50:12.980 anything about Somalia.
02:50:15.360 They see an opportunity
02:50:16.720 to virtue signal.
02:50:17.760 They use empathy
02:50:19.920 as a weapon.
02:50:21.000 So what they'll do
02:50:21.600 is they'll set up
02:50:22.160 a situation
02:50:22.760 where they're trying
02:50:24.040 to import a policy
02:50:25.000 and it's like,
02:50:25.600 because they're,
02:50:26.120 because it's empathy,
02:50:27.100 because we're trying
02:50:27.480 to help someone.
02:50:28.800 Always,
02:50:29.360 it's always what it is.
02:50:30.540 And if you oppose them,
02:50:31.840 if you say,
02:50:32.340 this is a bad idea,
02:50:33.340 that just means
02:50:34.140 you don't want to help
02:50:35.100 these people 0.97
02:50:35.620 and you're awful. 1.00
02:50:36.660 You're so awful. 1.00
02:50:38.300 Why don't you want to, 0.99
02:50:39.880 and,
02:50:40.440 and these,
02:50:40.960 these,
02:50:41.300 these fake, 1.00
02:50:42.060 these losers, 1.00
02:50:42.660 they let them frame it 1.00
02:50:43.640 this way.
02:50:44.600 And they acquiesce to this
02:50:45.880 and they kneel
02:50:46.460 and they bend
02:50:47.000 and they go,
02:50:47.600 okay,
02:50:47.940 I didn't mean it.
02:50:49.740 That's awful.
02:50:50.600 You don't even care
02:50:51.280 about these people.
02:50:52.040 No,
02:50:52.260 I don't care.
02:50:52.920 I care about the citizens
02:50:53.860 of our country
02:50:54.480 first and foremost
02:50:55.340 and they do not need
02:50:56.120 to be having Somalian 0.98
02:50:57.520 curriculums in their country.
02:50:58.860 If,
02:50:59.080 if they do not speak,
02:50:59.860 why did you come to Canada
02:51:00.860 if you don't speak English?
02:51:02.760 For starters,
02:51:03.560 you know,
02:51:03.860 oh,
02:51:04.160 well,
02:51:04.300 the refugees,
02:51:04.880 well,
02:51:05.000 then they should be
02:51:05.440 in refugee programs
02:51:06.400 to teach them 1.00
02:51:06.920 how to fucking speak 1.00
02:51:08.060 the language 1.00
02:51:08.520 and operate in our country.
02:51:10.800 Can they read
02:51:11.540 and write either?
02:51:12.300 I don't know,
02:51:12.800 but it's not,
02:51:13.760 let's take time
02:51:15.880 out of our curriculum.
02:51:17.040 We need to put this 1.00
02:51:17.660 in the fucking curriculum. 1.00
02:51:19.840 What a, 1.00
02:51:20.520 what a waste of time.
02:51:26.100 There's a lot of other
02:51:27.020 bigger things.
02:51:27.640 Oh,
02:51:27.860 right.
02:51:28.080 Oh,
02:51:28.340 so,
02:51:28.600 so you had a question?
02:51:29.900 Oh,
02:51:30.020 nevermind.
02:51:30.380 He dropped dead
02:51:30.900 of a sudden coincidence
02:51:31.880 since we're talking
02:51:33.580 about things
02:51:34.020 that don't matter.
02:51:36.900 So,
02:51:37.360 I mean,
02:51:38.020 judging by her
02:51:39.360 physical presentation,
02:51:40.360 I wouldn't worry
02:51:40.980 about this person
02:51:41.560 too long.
02:51:42.080 I think they'll,
02:51:42.580 that'll,
02:51:42.880 that'll,
02:51:43.160 that's a problem
02:51:43.580 that'll sort of
02:51:44.080 take itself out.
02:51:47.580 That's so mean.
02:51:48.600 I don't care
02:51:49.180 that it's mean.
02:51:50.000 It deserves to be,
02:51:50.960 you,
02:51:52.060 that's grotesque. 1.00
02:51:53.140 You are grotesquely obese. 0.98
02:51:54.600 This is morbidly obese. 0.99
02:51:56.020 This is incredibly unhealthy.
02:51:57.680 This is a terrible 1.00
02:51:58.420 fucking example 1.00
02:51:59.140 to set for people 1.00
02:51:59.960 and young kids especially
02:52:01.340 should not see this
02:52:02.420 and think that this is okay
02:52:03.480 because it's not okay.
02:52:04.920 This is not okay
02:52:05.700 to look like this.
02:52:06.800 It's very unhealthy.
02:52:07.900 It's a massive drain
02:52:08.860 on our healthcare resources
02:52:09.840 that we don't have enough of.
02:52:11.540 The number one reasons
02:52:12.380 why people are admitted
02:52:13.140 to hospital,
02:52:13.800 what they're taking up
02:52:14.460 resources for,
02:52:15.440 are self-inflicted injuries
02:52:16.640 and problems like heart disease
02:52:17.740 as a result of being
02:52:18.880 a big, 0.91
02:52:19.280 fat, 1.00
02:52:19.520 obese, 1.00
02:52:19.900 lazy person 0.99
02:52:20.600 that have no discipline. 0.99
02:52:25.800 And you,
02:52:26.100 and they,
02:52:26.400 like,
02:52:26.700 I'm sorry,
02:52:27.560 you just,
02:52:29.080 what,
02:52:31.040 what's the argument here?
02:52:32.540 I'm wrong
02:52:33.260 because actually being obese
02:52:34.900 is healthy?
02:52:35.540 No,
02:52:35.760 it's not.
02:52:36.700 You're just wrong.
02:52:38.420 And you've gotten lazy
02:52:39.780 and you're just,
02:52:40.540 we're just accepting this now.
02:52:42.140 And you say,
02:52:42.500 oh,
02:52:42.600 don't say anything about that.
02:52:43.360 That's fat shaming.
02:52:44.540 Are you sure?
02:52:45.920 Are you worried about fat shaming?
02:52:47.440 Or are you trying to make me 0.97
02:52:48.340 shut up 0.77
02:52:48.940 and stop defending 0.99
02:52:50.840 the health and integrity
02:52:51.980 of the people of our nation?
02:52:53.600 Is that what it is?
02:52:55.040 Because you'd think
02:52:55.640 you would also want people
02:52:56.880 to not be obese
02:52:57.760 and sick
02:52:58.260 and dying
02:52:58.760 and so on
02:52:59.340 and all full of pills.
02:53:00.100 Because I don't want that.
02:53:01.240 And I try to make it a point
02:53:02.500 to remind people
02:53:03.220 that this is totally not okay 0.99
02:53:04.340 and we need to fucking 0.99
02:53:04.940 fix this immediately. 0.98
02:53:05.740 And you're like,
02:53:07.200 no,
02:53:07.500 no, 1.00
02:53:07.740 shut up. 1.00
02:53:08.140 Never talk about this. 1.00
02:53:09.040 Let them be, 0.97
02:53:09.480 give them more fat, 0.96
02:53:10.660 make them fatter.
02:53:12.460 Body positivity.
02:53:14.420 Tell them it's okay.
02:53:15.500 Tell them it's good.
02:53:16.780 We should celebrate 1.00
02:53:18.100 dying.
02:53:19.740 We should celebrate 0.98
02:53:20.440 and there it is.
02:53:22.700 It's the death cult again. 0.97
02:53:24.880 They love death.
02:53:25.960 Anything that brings you
02:53:27.060 closer to ruin,
02:53:28.140 they're all about it.
02:53:29.200 Self-destruction,
02:53:30.640 you know,
02:53:30.880 degenerate behavior.
02:53:31.940 They're all,
02:53:32.240 oh,
02:53:32.580 they can never have
02:53:33.180 enough abortions, 1.00
02:53:34.040 you know.
02:53:36.100 Oh,
02:53:36.460 we're Slava.
02:53:37.420 We got to fight this war.
02:53:38.400 We got to get more people
02:53:39.120 dead in these wars.
02:53:40.160 Everything they do,
02:53:40.880 everything they push
02:53:41.400 and support is like,
02:53:42.140 someone's getting hurt
02:53:43.020 from this,
02:53:43.500 aren't they?
02:53:43.900 Yeah.
02:53:44.960 Yeah.
02:53:46.920 We got to have
02:53:48.060 as much transgender education 0.96
02:53:49.840 for children as possible
02:53:51.120 so we can mold
02:53:52.340 and,
02:53:52.680 you know,
02:53:53.740 shape these very young,
02:53:55.820 malleable,
02:53:56.380 soft,
02:53:56.800 empty heads 0.62
02:53:57.340 that don't have any ideas
02:53:58.320 of them.
02:53:58.480 Here's the thing.
02:53:59.080 No matter what,
02:54:03.580 someone is going to give
02:54:06.180 young people ideas.
02:54:08.580 They are going to learn
02:54:10.080 a worldview
02:54:11.060 somewhere
02:54:12.240 from somebody
02:54:13.720 because they don't,
02:54:14.700 they don't get born with one.
02:54:16.580 They don't just have one.
02:54:18.600 You have to develop,
02:54:20.060 you have to go
02:54:20.740 and experience,
02:54:21.460 you have to talk to people,
02:54:22.420 you have to read things,
02:54:23.260 you have to do,
02:54:23.680 it's a lot of work.
02:54:24.900 There's a lot going on.
02:54:25.940 It literally,
02:54:26.300 it takes years
02:54:26.860 to understand 0.99
02:54:27.440 what the fuck is, 0.99
02:54:28.000 like, 0.99
02:54:29.220 people used to go
02:54:29.920 to universities and stuff
02:54:30.860 to get educated
02:54:31.520 and now it's become
02:54:32.260 a brainwashing program
02:54:33.240 instead.
02:54:34.740 It's just,
02:54:35.220 give us the money,
02:54:35.880 we give you this 1.00
02:54:36.280 bullshit certificate 1.00
02:54:37.000 that's worthless 1.00
02:54:37.540 and we make a,
02:54:38.240 you know,
02:54:38.560 a ton of cash.
02:54:40.320 That's why our
02:54:40.880 admittance standards
02:54:41.660 are in the toilet now.
02:54:42.940 We used to only take
02:54:43.520 the best and brightest,
02:54:44.300 now we take whoever's
02:54:44.980 got the money to pay us
02:54:45.740 for a corrupt 1.00
02:54:46.180 fucking garbage. 1.00
02:54:54.860 Oh. 1.00
02:54:56.860 This is what's in charge,
02:55:02.060 guys.
02:55:06.800 It's about health
02:55:08.100 and again,
02:55:08.800 that whole thing.
02:55:11.000 I'm just following up.
02:55:12.020 We had to lock
02:55:12.760 the country down,
02:55:13.480 destroy the economy
02:55:14.260 and attack people's lives
02:55:15.260 because it was about health.
02:55:17.040 I didn't realize
02:55:18.000 health was the number
02:55:19.000 one priority in Canada
02:55:20.080 so therefore,
02:55:20.900 I mean,
02:55:21.200 we better really get
02:55:22.140 healthy then,
02:55:22.700 huh?
02:55:23.760 Obviously,
02:55:24.320 this can't,
02:55:24.860 this can't go on.
02:55:26.860 How many people
02:55:33.540 do you think
02:55:33.860 die every year
02:55:34.600 on wait lists
02:55:35.960 for surgeries
02:55:36.600 and doctors
02:55:37.100 and so on
02:55:37.720 that would have
02:55:39.360 otherwise been
02:55:40.180 treated,
02:55:40.980 saved,
02:55:41.420 and looked after
02:55:42.280 if there wasn't
02:55:43.380 a mile-long
02:55:44.340 wait list
02:55:44.940 and lineup
02:55:45.420 of people
02:55:46.220 that look like this
02:55:47.220 that are taking up
02:55:48.200 healthcare resources
02:55:48.960 because they have
02:55:49.940 no discipline,
02:55:50.940 can't take care
02:55:51.560 of themselves,
02:55:52.020 and have all kinds
02:55:52.840 of health problems?
02:55:56.960 Are you saying
02:55:57.880 they're implicated
02:55:58.760 in the deaths
02:55:59.480 of people?
02:55:59.880 Yeah,
02:56:00.140 I am,
02:56:00.460 kind of,
02:56:00.760 actually,
02:56:01.060 yes.
02:56:03.700 Because if,
02:56:05.620 what about
02:56:06.240 chain smokers?
02:56:08.400 Do you feel bad?
02:56:09.360 Do you have sympathy
02:56:09.900 for,
02:56:10.280 you know,
02:56:11.080 if someone
02:56:11.720 gets lung cancer
02:56:13.700 and they were,
02:56:14.720 you know,
02:56:14.940 smoking chain,
02:56:15.660 they'd go,
02:56:16.020 well,
02:56:16.280 you know,
02:56:16.580 they were smoking
02:56:17.160 and you don't
02:56:20.780 mind saying,
02:56:21.400 well,
02:56:21.480 they should be
02:56:21.840 further down the line
02:56:23.480 in the line
02:56:24.300 for lung transplants
02:56:25.860 and so on
02:56:26.480 because they did it
02:56:27.660 to themselves.
02:56:28.300 Does that make sense?
02:56:29.180 Doesn't it make sense
02:56:29.740 to put someone
02:56:30.380 like that,
02:56:31.360 a career-heavy,
02:56:32.240 you know,
02:56:32.980 smokes three packs a day
02:56:34.160 cigarette smoker
02:56:34.900 at the bottom of the list
02:56:36.000 for lung transplants
02:56:36.760 over,
02:56:37.180 you know,
02:56:37.380 a 19-year-old kid
02:56:38.460 with some kind of disease
02:56:39.400 or something,
02:56:39.820 right?
02:56:40.100 Doesn't that make sense?
02:56:41.200 Why?
02:56:41.720 Because they,
02:56:42.340 I mean,
02:56:42.740 they're not even 0.97
02:56:43.240 fucking trying. 0.97
02:56:44.440 This person's not even 0.99
02:56:45.220 trying to get healthy.
02:56:46.680 They're literally
02:56:47.280 trying to die.
02:56:50.020 I'd be like, 0.99
02:56:50.680 you did it to yourself,
02:56:51.720 you know,
02:56:52.020 you're lucky we're even
02:56:52.700 putting you on the list
02:56:53.300 at all.
02:56:55.480 But this we're supposed
02:56:56.760 to tolerate.
02:56:57.520 This is fine.
02:56:59.420 They are encouraging 1.00
02:57:00.900 you to die. 0.98
02:57:03.220 It's body positivity. 1.00
02:57:04.660 They want you to die.
02:57:05.840 They want you to be 1.00
02:57:06.340 sick and miserable 1.00
02:57:07.160 and dead 1.00
02:57:07.860 and weak 1.00
02:57:08.600 and pathetic. 1.00
02:57:10.840 Why do you, 1.00
02:57:11.280 oh,
02:57:11.560 look at all these
02:57:12.420 big, 0.98
02:57:13.200 fat, 1.00
02:57:13.740 disgusting, 1.00
02:57:14.420 like what the, 0.96
02:57:14.980 these are not
02:57:19.440 role models.
02:57:19.900 I mean,
02:57:20.260 we have kids,
02:57:21.160 we have to,
02:57:21.600 we have to leave them
02:57:22.600 a something.
02:57:23.220 We have to teach them
02:57:23.960 something and this is,
02:57:25.340 this is not okay,
02:57:26.400 man.
02:57:26.720 This is,
02:57:27.100 we've fallen apart.
02:57:28.260 This is,
02:57:28.660 it didn't used to be like this.
02:57:30.400 Not very long ago.
02:57:31.580 Very,
02:57:31.980 very recently,
02:57:33.180 things were not 0.97
02:57:34.520 this fucked up. 0.98
02:57:35.940 Things have gotten 0.99
02:57:36.800 escalated to
02:57:38.760 a wild degree
02:57:40.460 in just,
02:57:42.800 oh,
02:57:43.520 the last
02:57:43.920 10 years,
02:57:45.420 I would say,
02:57:46.160 have been an
02:57:46.880 absolute nightmare
02:57:48.340 and the last three
02:57:49.320 have been crazy
02:57:50.500 and they act like
02:57:53.740 it's always been this way.
02:57:54.820 This is just the new normal.
02:57:55.880 No,
02:57:56.160 it's not.
02:57:56.800 You're not going to let,
02:57:57.500 I am not going to just
02:57:58.260 forget that.
02:57:59.240 I'm not going to forget
02:57:59.880 these things.
02:58:00.420 I'm not going to forget
02:58:00.880 where I came from.
02:58:01.920 I'm not going to forget
02:58:02.620 the world that I inherited
02:58:03.940 and I'm not going to stop
02:58:05.080 appreciating it
02:58:05.980 and fighting for it
02:58:07.020 because I know
02:58:07.580 what it took to build it.
02:58:08.760 I know what it took
02:58:09.420 to maintain it.
02:58:10.460 I read the books.
02:58:11.240 I saw the pictures. 1.00
02:58:12.200 I heard the fucking stories. 1.00
02:58:13.660 I know what's at stake. 1.00
02:58:14.760 I know how much it cost.
02:58:16.700 It's worth preserving
02:58:17.760 and it's worth fighting for
02:58:18.780 and my children deserve it
02:58:19.920 as much as I did
02:58:21.320 and the ones,
02:58:22.080 and my parents
02:58:22.660 and so on.
02:58:25.240 So if you think 1.00
02:58:25.600 you're going to fucking 0.99
02:58:26.220 shame me with words 1.00
02:58:28.000 and make me not kick the,
02:58:29.940 I'm not going to stand
02:58:30.960 in the breach.
02:58:31.520 I'm not going to go fight.
02:58:32.860 Oh,
02:58:33.440 they might call me names.
02:58:35.180 I don't want to,
02:58:35.680 oh my God.
02:58:38.760 Way, way, way, way, way
02:58:40.300 back in the line,
02:58:41.980 you know,
02:58:42.260 many, many, many of us
02:58:43.740 if you're from Northern Europe
02:58:44.960 are descendants of people
02:58:47.800 like the Lothbrook family.
02:58:51.320 Like that's,
02:58:52.200 you're genetically related to,
02:58:54.400 you know,
02:58:55.140 and we've been reduced to this.
02:58:57.800 I'm not saying everybody's
02:58:59.080 just going some kind
02:58:59.740 of barbarian rampage,
02:59:01.820 but we are genetically
02:59:03.920 the same people.
02:59:04.980 Like what happened?
02:59:08.300 Just completely
02:59:09.340 cocked over.
02:59:10.060 It's like the only people
02:59:11.480 allowed to be in power
02:59:12.720 in Western politics now
02:59:15.700 that's allowed to have
02:59:17.240 any kind of,
02:59:17.820 that isn't viciously
02:59:18.740 attacked immediately
02:59:19.560 are women 0.97
02:59:22.700 and emasculated, 1.00
02:59:26.880 effeminate, 0.97
02:59:27.740 harmless men. 0.97
02:59:29.260 That's it.
02:59:29.920 Even the women, 0.98
02:59:34.080 if they're too aggressive, 1.00
02:59:34.920 they'll fucking come after them. 0.99
02:59:37.080 Only soft, 1.00
02:59:38.580 effeminate, 0.79
02:59:39.660 harmless people
02:59:40.620 are allowed to be in charge
02:59:42.260 and that's who we have
02:59:42.980 across the board.
02:59:43.960 Look who was running
02:59:44.620 the police
02:59:45.220 and you,
02:59:46.460 and people are like,
02:59:47.860 why won't the police
02:59:48.680 do anything?
02:59:49.200 Look who is in charge.
02:59:51.500 Leadership attitudes
02:59:52.340 and cultures of organizations
02:59:53.540 come from the top down
02:59:54.780 and it's,
02:59:57.180 is it no surprise 0.98
02:59:58.000 that nobody gives a shit 0.98
02:59:59.180 and they're all just 0.98
02:59:59.580 showing up for a paycheck?
03:00:00.400 I mean, 0.99
03:00:00.540 look who the fuck 0.99
03:00:01.100 was just in charge 1.00
03:00:01.740 of this place.
03:00:03.160 Look who's in charge
03:00:03.960 of everything.
03:00:06.120 People are afraid.
03:00:07.080 A friend of mine
03:00:07.680 got fired from his job
03:00:08.860 recently
03:00:09.260 because he threw
03:00:11.100 a paper cup.
03:00:12.420 He threw a paper cup
03:00:13.640 because he was frustrated
03:00:15.300 because he couldn't
03:00:16.200 get a break
03:00:16.800 because he'd been working
03:00:18.300 for nine straight hours
03:00:19.440 and there's a bunch 1.00
03:00:20.720 of idiot kids 1.00
03:00:21.480 working there 1.00
03:00:22.060 and they're not doing
03:00:22.800 what they're doing.
03:00:23.020 He's cleaning up
03:00:23.800 after them doing this stuff.
03:00:24.380 So he gets frustrated 0.99
03:00:25.360 and fucking throws it. 0.99
03:00:26.460 Well, 0.99
03:00:26.620 they felt very threatened
03:00:27.640 and intimidated
03:00:28.820 and it was violence.
03:00:30.500 So he had to have counseling
03:00:31.720 and he was like,
03:00:32.360 this is crazy
03:00:33.020 and they fired him.
03:00:33.800 So they fired him.
03:00:35.560 And guess who worked there?
03:00:39.480 Effeminate,
03:00:40.480 you know,
03:00:42.020 very,
03:00:42.600 oh,
03:00:43.300 it's so scary,
03:00:44.280 it's scary,
03:00:44.940 I need to have counseling.
03:00:46.040 You throw an empty paper cup
03:00:47.300 and you need counseling
03:00:48.180 because you don't feel safe
03:00:49.620 in your work environment.
03:00:54.380 man,
03:00:56.160 alive.
03:00:57.160 Where are we?
03:01:02.040 Now,
03:01:02.460 this guy
03:01:02.940 is right about some things.
03:01:07.120 He's got this one correct 0.98
03:01:08.000 before I get the...
03:01:11.660 Oh,
03:01:12.100 oh no,
03:01:13.160 I almost lost my page.
03:01:15.840 Oh,
03:01:16.240 let me just catch up on these.
03:01:17.760 I think I got that one.
03:01:19.060 Dr.
03:01:19.460 Jen Stice says, 0.92
03:01:19.920 give Morgan love and time.
03:01:21.020 Enjoy your weekend,
03:01:21.700 sir.
03:01:21.900 Thank you.
03:01:22.320 She's actually with her family
03:01:23.340 this weekend.
03:01:24.800 She's down...
03:01:25.860 Oh no,
03:01:26.520 I doxed her.
03:01:27.180 Now they're going to know.
03:01:32.080 You know?
03:01:32.700 Okay,
03:01:33.020 what was I talking about?
03:01:34.200 I got all that done.
03:01:35.340 So this guy,
03:01:35.920 he's not wrong,
03:01:36.800 you know.
03:01:37.900 Old Prime Minister Harper
03:01:39.000 touts the impact
03:01:39.720 of a foreign party
03:01:40.400 and he says that
03:01:41.060 the country
03:01:43.260 is badly
03:01:44.200 in need of a conservative
03:01:45.540 renaissance
03:01:46.060 at the national level.
03:01:47.100 I would agree.
03:01:53.580 He said,
03:01:54.380 modern conservative party
03:01:55.500 was built from populism
03:01:56.660 in western Canada,
03:01:58.100 a sense of nationalism
03:01:59.080 in Quebec
03:01:59.540 and the Ontario Tories.
03:02:01.560 Liberal media is imprecise
03:02:02.580 and often negative
03:02:03.140 when referring to populism
03:02:03.980 blaming any election
03:02:04.700 they don't like on it.
03:02:05.780 But its original intention
03:02:06.700 is to represent
03:02:07.280 the broad interests
03:02:08.020 of the great mass
03:02:09.240 of local people.
03:02:10.000 So populism.
03:02:11.640 That's not what we're getting.
03:02:13.800 You're getting globalism now.
03:02:15.780 Populism is dead, Steve.
03:02:17.640 You should ask your boy
03:02:18.820 you endorsed.
03:02:22.940 The global agenda
03:02:24.160 is what we're going
03:02:24.880 to carry out
03:02:25.520 and you're going
03:02:25.940 to get on board
03:02:26.580 or we're going
03:02:27.060 to call you names.
03:02:28.320 And we know
03:02:28.780 that that is basically
03:02:29.780 that's death row
03:02:32.040 for conservatives.
03:02:32.880 You can't handle that.
03:02:34.200 That's too crazy.
03:02:35.160 That's too messed up.
03:02:35.920 And of course,
03:02:36.920 the great,
03:02:39.460 the savior
03:02:39.960 meets with
03:02:41.960 well,
03:02:44.780 American criminal 1.00
03:02:46.320 terrorist 1.00
03:02:47.140 state sponsor 0.80
03:02:49.180 of terrorism
03:02:51.340 and they discuss
03:02:53.980 the vaccine mandate
03:02:54.980 which they're both
03:02:55.800 all for.
03:02:57.260 All of the things 0.84
03:02:58.020 that this psychotic,
03:02:59.380 this train wreck is,
03:03:00.560 we're going to smile
03:03:01.480 and shake hands
03:03:02.220 with this massive, 1.00
03:03:04.700 massive piece of shit. 1.00
03:03:05.600 Well, we've got to be good. 1.00
03:03:09.640 Yeah, no,
03:03:10.140 it's more important 0.99
03:03:10.880 to suck up 0.90
03:03:11.640 to a more powerful country 0.74
03:03:12.800 than have any principles.
03:03:14.560 Right?
03:03:14.860 Why would you want that?
03:03:15.680 You want to rub shoulders 1.00
03:03:17.920 with shitty people 1.00
03:03:18.760 that don't care 1.00
03:03:19.760 about anything real
03:03:20.880 or important?
03:03:21.520 That's definitely
03:03:22.040 the road to success.
03:03:25.160 I discussed
03:03:25.980 foreign interference 0.89
03:03:26.860 and blah, blah, blah.
03:03:27.320 I don't care
03:03:28.100 what you say.
03:03:29.180 They discussed.
03:03:30.400 All I care about
03:03:31.200 is that you have
03:03:31.740 no problems
03:03:32.400 visibly,
03:03:34.860 publicly supporting
03:03:35.600 this man.
03:03:36.160 Didn't you call me,
03:03:38.140 I'm sorry,
03:03:39.080 Milhouse,
03:03:39.460 didn't you call me 0.97
03:03:40.040 an odious dirt bag? 0.94
03:03:44.160 Yeah.
03:03:44.440 And basically inferred
03:03:46.640 that I shouldn't even
03:03:47.180 be in the country.
03:03:48.720 I mean,
03:03:48.900 you did say that
03:03:49.420 about Christine Anderson
03:03:50.340 and all of her views
03:03:51.280 and violence.
03:03:51.900 Well, I share a lot
03:03:52.640 of her views.
03:03:53.160 He said she probably
03:03:53.820 shouldn't even come
03:03:54.280 to the country at all,
03:03:54.940 so I guess that means
03:03:55.500 I shouldn't be here either
03:03:57.500 because I'm so terrible.
03:03:59.300 I'm so terrible.
03:04:00.300 But he will, however,
03:04:01.580 stand and shake hands
03:04:02.400 with a literal terrorist 0.96
03:04:03.640 of the administration
03:04:08.700 of the United States
03:04:09.580 which has been
03:04:10.180 killing people illegally 0.60
03:04:11.200 for 20 years, 0.79
03:04:12.560 at least,
03:04:13.020 longer than that.
03:04:14.440 All the whole Slava thing, 1.00
03:04:22.380 Iraq, Libya, Afghanistan,
03:04:23.640 all of that, 1.00
03:04:24.240 it's all bullshit, 1.00
03:04:25.140 it's all corruption, 1.00
03:04:27.160 crime, family,
03:04:29.040 the laptop,
03:04:29.820 the whole thing.
03:04:30.200 Yeah, he doesn't care
03:04:30.980 about any,
03:04:31.380 none of this phase in.
03:04:32.640 I'm too wretched
03:04:33.960 to publicly support,
03:04:37.020 but he will support
03:04:38.680 this guy.
03:04:41.000 And why?
03:04:41.740 Because he's better than me?
03:04:43.680 No.
03:04:44.260 But because he's powerful
03:04:45.340 and because this guy 0.97
03:04:46.600 on the left here is a cuck, 0.94
03:04:48.400 he's just,
03:04:49.120 this is what it looks like,
03:04:50.300 he's just get there
03:04:51.040 for the rub 1.00
03:04:51.540 and to kiss ass. 1.00
03:04:52.840 That's it. 1.00
03:04:54.040 He's a fucking pushover 1.00
03:04:55.160 and a loser. 1.00
03:04:56.460 He's not even going to win. 0.99
03:04:57.900 The last poll said,
03:04:58.840 oh, they're tied,
03:04:59.540 the election's going to be tied,
03:05:00.620 it's going to be so close.
03:05:01.360 Yeah, yeah,
03:05:02.040 they're not going to win.
03:05:02.660 Even if they did,
03:05:05.100 it wouldn't make any difference.
03:05:07.560 A mess. 1.00
03:05:08.520 This fucking place. 1.00
03:05:10.060 All right. 1.00
03:05:11.640 So,
03:05:12.000 so that,
03:05:12.560 that they're in line,
03:05:13.380 there's the problem.
03:05:14.660 We have an ineffective
03:05:15.980 resistance.
03:05:21.260 Now,
03:05:22.060 people see what's going on
03:05:25.660 and it's affecting
03:05:26.880 more and more of them every day.
03:05:27.880 It affected a lot of people
03:05:28.860 with the COVID stuff,
03:05:29.640 obviously.
03:05:30.600 There's a lot of people
03:05:31.740 that have had
03:05:32.280 very,
03:05:33.140 very disastrous consequences
03:05:34.640 as a result of that,
03:05:35.860 which is,
03:05:36.440 you know,
03:05:37.780 they're not,
03:05:38.200 it's not the situation
03:05:39.460 where I mentioned earlier
03:05:40.160 where somebody hears a noise
03:05:41.340 and, oh,
03:05:41.660 what was that? 0.99
03:05:42.140 This is like a fucking truck 1.00
03:05:43.640 crashing through your living room, 1.00
03:05:45.300 you know,
03:05:45.720 when your teenage son dies.
03:05:49.600 Okay?
03:05:50.420 These are,
03:05:51.020 these are life-changing consequences
03:05:52.820 that create an enemy for life
03:05:54.620 and you've done that
03:05:55.500 to the tune of,
03:05:56.140 God knows how many
03:05:57.020 hundreds of thousands of people
03:05:58.040 just in North America.
03:06:00.820 And they have families
03:06:01.840 and they have friends
03:06:02.580 and so on
03:06:03.100 and that's just,
03:06:03.820 that's the tip of the iceberg.
03:06:07.820 They all,
03:06:08.460 people are noticing
03:06:09.560 and they're noticing
03:06:11.480 that there's a struggle happening.
03:06:13.700 There's a lot of people
03:06:14.880 coming online recently
03:06:17.260 and you ask,
03:06:17.780 like,
03:06:17.900 well,
03:06:18.060 when did you start paying attention?
03:06:19.280 Oh,
03:06:19.520 yeah,
03:06:19.640 the convoy,
03:06:20.360 it was either COVID
03:06:21.240 or the convoy.
03:06:21.940 It's like 99% of people
03:06:23.160 on the internet now.
03:06:24.440 Mine was like 9-11.
03:06:27.000 You know,
03:06:27.540 mine was a long time. 1.00
03:06:28.580 I've been watching this shit 1.00
03:06:29.200 for a long time 1.00
03:06:30.120 and the average person
03:06:32.440 is just kind of
03:06:33.060 just waking up
03:06:33.820 and like,
03:06:34.480 what's going on out there?
03:06:36.380 What's happening?
03:06:38.420 Oh,
03:06:38.820 we've got to get the lips out.
03:06:40.180 I'm like,
03:06:40.360 well,
03:06:40.500 I've been here for quite a while
03:06:41.800 and I'm just going to let you know,
03:06:45.480 you know,
03:06:45.860 these people here
03:06:47.620 are pretending,
03:06:49.200 they're pretending,
03:06:50.480 they're masquerading
03:06:51.480 to be on your side
03:06:53.340 to push your interests.
03:06:57.280 Now,
03:06:57.480 they're only going to do that
03:06:58.560 to a limited degree
03:07:00.140 that you believe them
03:07:01.540 so that you buy into the lie
03:07:03.420 and you support them.
03:07:05.820 We're actually under
03:07:06.840 what's basically
03:07:07.640 a global communist system
03:07:09.080 that is increasing
03:07:10.340 in strength and power
03:07:11.260 by the hour and day
03:07:12.200 and,
03:07:13.740 you know,
03:07:14.500 from their own writings
03:07:15.340 they say that the best way
03:07:16.480 to defeat the opposition
03:07:18.640 is to lead it.
03:07:20.080 I think it was Vladimir Lenin
03:07:20.980 said that.
03:07:23.140 So they're actually,
03:07:24.060 you know,
03:07:24.580 calling everybody
03:07:25.620 controlled opposition
03:07:26.540 and psyops and feds
03:07:27.620 and blah, blah, blah.
03:07:28.220 The actual controlled opposition
03:07:29.860 in this country
03:07:30.520 is the official
03:07:31.480 established opposition.
03:07:32.660 They're not real opposition.
03:07:34.300 They're actually,
03:07:35.140 you know,
03:07:35.400 just like the other guys
03:07:36.540 are pretending to oppose.
03:07:39.700 They're just there
03:07:40.440 to lead you,
03:07:41.080 you know,
03:07:41.380 to make sure
03:07:41.940 everybody goes with the program.
03:07:43.620 That's what's actually happening.
03:07:45.340 And that's what's been happening
03:07:46.200 for a long time.
03:07:46.860 All these disagreements,
03:07:47.760 these are just surface level.
03:07:49.300 It's just,
03:07:49.560 they're just,
03:07:50.020 it's like pro wrestling.
03:07:50.860 They're fighting over
03:07:51.460 their turn at the pig trough.
03:07:53.820 You know,
03:07:54.080 that's,
03:07:54.380 that's,
03:07:55.560 okay.
03:07:58.740 Now,
03:07:59.200 people are watching this
03:08:00.340 and notice,
03:08:01.300 and as I mentioned
03:08:02.680 in a previous episode,
03:08:04.860 think of it like a supermarket
03:08:05.720 or like a flea market,
03:08:07.980 like a parking lot.
03:08:09.920 And everybody always goes
03:08:10.980 to the center of the parking lot
03:08:11.820 because that's where
03:08:12.080 the most popular stalls are.
03:08:14.040 That's where all the,
03:08:14.560 the big item,
03:08:15.360 you know,
03:08:15.620 the big brand name,
03:08:16.580 that's where the good stuff is.
03:08:18.040 And little old me
03:08:19.060 and my wood pile.
03:08:20.020 I,
03:08:20.200 I can only get a back corner lot 0.99
03:08:21.740 fucking somewhere. 0.99
03:08:22.560 I can't, 0.99
03:08:22.960 you know,
03:08:23.440 I'm outside yelling in the woods
03:08:25.040 and people are like,
03:08:25.440 what is that?
03:08:25.960 You know,
03:08:26.140 that's basically it.
03:08:27.120 But they go to these,
03:08:27.980 they go to these little shops,
03:08:29.000 they go to these,
03:08:29.420 and they,
03:08:29.740 they buy whatever they,
03:08:30.740 what they think they're being sold.
03:08:31.820 They think,
03:08:32.080 oh,
03:08:32.260 we're selling you conservatism.
03:08:33.480 We're selling you right-wing policy ideas
03:08:35.060 and we're saying,
03:08:35.560 okay,
03:08:36.100 and they take them
03:08:37.000 and then they turn,
03:08:37.760 they open the box
03:08:38.560 and they're like,
03:08:38.900 this isn't what I ordered.
03:08:39.840 This isn't what I asked for.
03:08:40.800 This is liberalism.
03:08:41.640 This is neo-communist. 1.00
03:08:42.760 This is woke garbage. 1.00
03:08:43.840 What is this? 1.00
03:08:44.360 Oh,
03:08:44.540 we're very sorry.
03:08:45.620 Won't happen again.
03:08:46.380 Here,
03:08:46.600 try,
03:08:46.920 we'll exchange it for another one.
03:08:49.180 Well,
03:08:49.460 this is just like the last one.
03:08:50.660 This is more woke,
03:08:51.560 weak, 0.87
03:08:51.900 communist, 1.00
03:08:52.360 bullshit, 1.00
03:08:52.740 garbage, 1.00
03:08:53.100 and failure. 0.99
03:08:54.140 Oh,
03:08:54.420 sorry.
03:08:55.100 Anyway,
03:08:55.700 this,
03:08:56.340 here,
03:08:56.540 have this one.
03:08:57.200 Eventually people get fed up
03:08:58.400 and they go,
03:08:59.340 you know what,
03:08:59.680 I don't think this is,
03:09:00.620 I'm tired of,
03:09:02.280 of,
03:09:02.520 of having inferior results.
03:09:04.440 I'm tired of pouring energy
03:09:06.420 and effort and time
03:09:07.560 into a cause
03:09:08.440 that isn't even interested
03:09:09.540 in,
03:09:09.820 in fighting.
03:09:11.200 You're,
03:09:11.700 you're not even trying
03:09:12.520 to do anything.
03:09:14.020 You're just doing
03:09:15.160 the bare minimum.
03:09:17.260 Huh,
03:09:17.740 okay.
03:09:18.100 I'm going to go look else
03:09:19.000 and you know where they,
03:09:19.720 they know where they go.
03:09:20.260 They eventually find people
03:09:21.060 like me and they find,
03:09:21.880 you know, 0.99
03:09:22.180 which there are fucking 0.99
03:09:23.180 tens of thousands 0.98
03:09:23.900 all over the world
03:09:24.460 doing this.
03:09:25.480 They're going to go find
03:09:26.620 an alternative kiosk
03:09:28.000 and they're going to get
03:09:29.120 a real,
03:09:29.620 little,
03:09:31.060 you know,
03:09:31.420 set of information
03:09:32.380 that things are going to,
03:09:33.100 and then everything's
03:09:33.660 going to make sense
03:09:34.300 because you know why?
03:09:35.120 Because it's true.
03:09:36.520 Like I'll give you
03:09:37.080 these ideas
03:09:37.800 and you go home
03:09:38.240 and plug those in
03:09:39.220 and look,
03:09:40.040 all the lights came on.
03:09:40.900 Oh,
03:09:41.040 it worked.
03:09:41.760 Look at that.
03:09:42.320 How,
03:09:42.720 because it's true.
03:09:44.000 That's why.
03:09:44.920 That's why when you 1.00
03:09:45.660 take their shit 1.00
03:09:46.380 and you plug it in, 1.00
03:09:47.260 it does,
03:09:47.540 it's broken
03:09:47.980 and your kid comes home 1.00
03:09:49.620 wanting to cut his dick off 1.00
03:09:50.620 with purple hair. 1.00
03:09:51.320 You're like, 1.00
03:09:51.440 what the fuck is it? 1.00
03:09:52.280 Yeah, 1.00
03:09:52.480 that's because you installed
03:09:53.240 fake conservatism. 1.00
03:09:55.600 You didn't get the real shit. 1.00
03:09:57.920 And so, 1.00
03:09:58.700 now you have that.
03:09:59.940 You're going on.
03:10:02.100 Oh,
03:10:02.500 and you've been drafted,
03:10:03.460 so Slava,
03:10:04.180 make sure you get that in there.
03:10:05.360 What?
03:10:05.620 Wait,
03:10:05.800 what's going on?
03:10:07.680 People are going to,
03:10:08.500 people are going to go elsewhere.
03:10:09.580 People are seeing this fight happen.
03:10:11.360 Not everybody wants to get involved.
03:10:12.620 They're noticing,
03:10:13.200 they're watching,
03:10:13.680 they're observing.
03:10:15.500 I'm out here doing my thing.
03:10:16.820 Other people are out there
03:10:17.540 doing their thing
03:10:18.080 and what they're seeing
03:10:18.860 is that someone with,
03:10:20.160 what is,
03:10:20.480 what do they do?
03:10:21.120 I hear this all the time.
03:10:22.420 Well,
03:10:22.580 what do you want them to do, man?
03:10:24.200 Look,
03:10:24.440 what do you,
03:10:24.720 what do you say they even do?
03:10:26.040 They could easily do what I do
03:10:27.940 and they don't do it 0.99
03:10:28.900 because they're cowards. 0.92
03:10:31.620 Why do you think that, 0.99
03:10:32.460 you know,
03:10:32.640 they want to censor me
03:10:33.420 and people like me
03:10:34.180 is because it's working
03:10:35.000 and it's having an effect
03:10:35.980 and it's effective.
03:10:37.180 That's why we're being attacked
03:10:38.080 so viciously.
03:10:39.180 If we weren't having any impact
03:10:41.280 at all,
03:10:42.060 why is there a need
03:10:43.060 to spend resources on us?
03:10:44.860 There's no need.
03:10:48.120 That's like,
03:10:48.740 you know,
03:10:49.080 when the Israelis
03:10:49.820 are driving tanks
03:10:50.660 through people's homes
03:10:51.400 in Palestine
03:10:52.260 and the West Bank
03:10:52.920 and there's kids
03:10:53.740 throwing rocks at the tanks,
03:10:54.840 they don't even pay attention
03:10:55.760 because it's,
03:10:56.300 what are they going to do?
03:10:57.700 Cares.
03:10:58.560 It's meaningless.
03:10:59.680 I'm not going to divert
03:11:00.520 armor and infantry resources
03:11:03.120 to take care of kids
03:11:04.080 throwing rocks. 1.00
03:11:04.720 It's a fucking, 1.00
03:11:05.660 I've got other shit to do, 1.00
03:11:06.600 you know? 0.96
03:11:11.180 So they're going to start noticing
03:11:12.500 that,
03:11:13.820 you know,
03:11:15.440 they want to fight
03:11:16.140 and the people
03:11:16.640 that they're supporting
03:11:17.240 to fight for them
03:11:17.840 aren't fighting.
03:11:18.480 They're laying down.
03:11:19.200 They're sitting on the stool
03:11:19.860 and they're taking a B.
03:11:20.480 They're taking a dive.
03:11:23.160 Does it matter?
03:11:24.120 Are they taking a dive?
03:11:25.060 Are they taking money? 0.99
03:11:25.780 Are they just incompetent?
03:11:26.660 Do they just not care? 1.00
03:11:27.460 Are they just really dumb? 1.00
03:11:28.360 What difference does it make? 1.00
03:11:29.260 They're losing.
03:11:30.980 Strategy, bro. 1.00
03:11:31.680 Your strategy sucks. 1.00
03:11:32.840 You're losing. 1.00
03:11:34.520 Your strategy is dog shit. 1.00
03:11:36.600 People have been dying 1.00
03:11:37.660 for years now
03:11:38.380 because you're playing games.
03:11:41.300 All you have to do
03:11:42.620 is be strong
03:11:46.140 and tell the truth.
03:11:50.260 Because you need both.
03:11:52.300 You can't tell the truth
03:11:53.420 and be weak.
03:11:54.740 Because when people
03:11:55.500 challenge you on it,
03:11:56.420 you will back down.
03:11:59.100 What did you say?
03:12:00.760 Oh, I'm sorry.
03:12:01.560 I was just,
03:12:02.320 I was just on YouTube.
03:12:03.160 I,
03:12:03.560 uh.
03:12:04.160 That's the other thing
03:12:06.640 with a lot of these
03:12:07.000 anonymous talking heads
03:12:07.940 like,
03:12:08.140 I've been doing this
03:12:09.340 and blah, blah, blah.
03:12:10.100 Yeah, no one's noticed you
03:12:11.340 and no one cares.
03:12:12.640 The I has not 0.97
03:12:13.620 come for you.
03:12:15.580 Came for me 1.00
03:12:16.280 in a big fucking way. 1.00
03:12:17.480 You think I'm going to stop? 1.00
03:12:18.480 No.
03:12:19.800 Never. 0.99
03:12:21.580 I've been in fucking jail 0.99
03:12:22.520 like three times now. 0.99
03:12:24.620 They're threatening me constantly.
03:12:26.320 We've got cases
03:12:26.820 all over the country.
03:12:27.600 They're attacking people,
03:12:28.600 intimidating my audience.
03:12:29.440 I'm getting debanked. 1.00
03:12:30.380 I don't give a fuck. 1.00
03:12:31.420 And you're out. 1.00
03:12:32.180 I don't want to use
03:12:33.020 my phone number.
03:12:33.820 It's too scary.
03:12:34.640 Oh, is that too scary, bro?
03:12:36.040 Oh, okay.
03:12:37.400 I understand.
03:12:39.520 I get it.
03:12:42.940 Just.
03:12:44.280 Me and 20 of my friends
03:12:45.660 will just do all of it.
03:12:46.600 We'll just.
03:12:48.780 We'll take all the beatings 1.00
03:12:50.000 and you guys can sit around
03:12:50.880 and criticize us for it.
03:12:56.740 Anyway.
03:12:57.060 The point is
03:13:01.620 I have a story
03:13:04.140 a personal story
03:13:05.480 to go along with this
03:13:06.260 at the end.
03:13:07.220 It's not a
03:13:07.600 it's a humiliating story
03:13:09.260 but I learned a lot from it.
03:13:10.860 A lot
03:13:11.520 about life.
03:13:13.780 It seems like
03:13:14.460 such a simple event
03:13:15.680 but it had a profound
03:13:18.300 effect on my
03:13:20.760 on my head.
03:13:24.900 So, you know
03:13:25.680 people are watching
03:13:26.400 this battle take place
03:13:27.380 and they're going to notice
03:13:28.680 that, you know
03:13:29.820 what's being done
03:13:30.720 isn't effective.
03:13:31.360 So the story is
03:13:32.080 it goes like this.
03:13:32.640 I was 16, 17
03:13:33.780 I just joined the military.
03:13:35.140 I'm brand new.
03:13:35.720 I'm a private.
03:13:36.320 I'm tiny.
03:13:37.580 I'm a hundred and
03:13:38.240 I think I was like
03:13:39.180 117 pounds
03:13:40.080 when I weighed
03:13:40.440 something like that
03:13:41.500 basic training
03:13:42.140 something like that.
03:13:43.180 I couldn't have been
03:13:43.820 more than 120 pounds
03:13:44.800 something like
03:13:45.240 125
03:13:45.640 like tiny
03:13:46.540 I'm the size of a small woman
03:13:47.800 as an infantryman.
03:13:48.880 Okay.
03:13:50.600 So I have a sergeant
03:13:51.500 who is, you know
03:13:52.620 that's his job
03:13:53.440 I'm his job
03:13:54.500 I'm his project
03:13:55.560 that's your job
03:13:56.260 as an NCO
03:13:56.760 as a sergeant
03:13:57.320 is to like
03:13:57.680 take your guys
03:13:58.360 and go
03:13:58.680 alright
03:13:59.920 now I don't want
03:14:00.900 to die in a war 1.00
03:14:01.860 and you suck 1.00
03:14:02.840 so I need to make you 1.00
03:14:04.040 way better than you are
03:14:05.280 so I don't die
03:14:06.220 and none of us die 0.80
03:14:07.160 that would be shitty 0.94
03:14:07.840 so you need to be 0.98
03:14:08.480 way better at war
03:14:10.300 and you don't
03:14:11.460 you know I mean
03:14:11.900 you're 120 pounds
03:14:13.100 like do you understand
03:14:13.780 what this job is
03:14:14.520 you know
03:14:14.860 so
03:14:17.000 he bullies me
03:14:18.680 we go and do
03:14:20.700 we're doing
03:14:21.160 we're doing
03:14:21.780 what's called
03:14:22.160 CQB
03:14:22.720 or CQC
03:14:23.340 it changes all the time
03:14:24.000 close quarter battle
03:14:24.640 close quarter combat 1.00
03:14:25.500 fucking 1.00
03:14:25.820 indoors house to house 1.00
03:14:27.480 fighting
03:14:27.800 doors and you know
03:14:28.940 windows and people
03:14:29.620 shooting each other
03:14:30.120 through walls
03:14:30.560 and it's you know
03:14:31.340 it's the worst
03:14:31.880 it's literally the worst
03:14:33.000 place to fight ever
03:14:33.840 you're pretty much
03:14:35.220 guaranteed to die
03:14:36.240 if you're in the infantry
03:14:36.860 and you're doing
03:14:37.260 urban combat 1.00
03:14:37.920 like just fucking 0.98
03:14:38.680 literally a coin toss 0.99
03:14:39.920 if you even live
03:14:40.540 literally
03:14:41.320 both sides
03:14:42.920 can expect to lose
03:14:43.900 half their men
03:14:44.600 you know
03:14:45.200 like it's
03:14:45.820 so we come up to
03:14:48.920 and this is like
03:14:49.660 in an apartment block
03:14:50.600 like a legit apartment block
03:14:52.480 it was in Shannon Park
03:14:53.420 in Halifax
03:14:53.940 it became property
03:14:54.600 of the military
03:14:55.140 it used to be
03:14:55.940 a housing complex
03:14:56.640 and then 0.59
03:14:57.080 just dilapidated garbage 0.75
03:14:58.800 and full of asbestos 0.99
03:14:59.620 and ew
03:15:00.000 who would live there
03:15:00.620 it's even a health hazard
03:15:01.520 we'll put the army in there
03:15:02.860 so we're using it
03:15:04.960 as a training
03:15:05.460 you know
03:15:05.780 we're pretending
03:15:06.280 these are you know
03:15:07.020 buildings are full
03:15:09.300 of terrorists 0.56
03:15:09.820 and whatever
03:15:10.240 maybe I was being trained
03:15:11.200 to attack my own people
03:15:12.180 in retrospect
03:15:12.660 at this stage
03:15:13.720 who knows
03:15:14.060 so we're doing
03:15:16.760 this whole thing
03:15:17.340 and the sergeant
03:15:18.400 me being the smallest
03:15:19.340 weakest guy
03:15:20.120 in the whole
03:15:20.520 easily
03:15:21.300 just get up here
03:15:22.620 like you
03:15:23.220 kick that door in 0.95
03:15:24.420 it's your turn
03:15:28.840 let's do it
03:15:29.700 you know
03:15:30.520 you have to be able
03:15:31.300 to do all these things
03:15:32.220 you don't get to go
03:15:34.220 oh no
03:15:34.560 that's the small little guy
03:15:35.740 we'll leave
03:15:36.080 you know
03:15:36.360 we protect him
03:15:37.200 and we
03:15:37.380 no no no
03:15:37.920 you will come up
03:15:39.140 to our standards
03:15:40.080 or you don't get 1.00
03:15:40.740 to fucking be here 1.00
03:15:41.640 that's how that shit works 1.00
03:15:43.020 you're gonna prove yourself 1.00
03:15:44.660 or you don't
03:15:45.140 we're not keeping you
03:15:46.180 that's how it works
03:15:47.440 okay
03:15:47.720 otherwise we're gonna
03:15:49.100 just bully you 0.96
03:15:50.000 until we run you 0.94
03:15:50.880 out of town
03:15:51.340 until you don't come back
03:15:52.480 and we'll replace you
03:15:53.060 with someone that can 1.00
03:15:53.640 do this shit 1.00
03:15:54.060 or you're gonna 1.00
03:15:54.600 fix yourself
03:15:55.180 so obviously I couldn't
03:15:56.260 I go up there
03:15:56.780 and I'm kicking this door
03:15:57.680 and bang bang bang
03:15:58.920 it must have been
03:15:59.420 10 or 12 times
03:16:01.260 like an embarrassing
03:16:02.080 amount of attempts
03:16:02.920 and it's just like
03:16:03.700 you have no choice
03:16:04.520 and he's like
03:16:04.920 keep do it again
03:16:05.840 do it again
03:16:06.620 and there's like
03:16:07.000 20 guys watching me
03:16:08.140 couple of girls
03:16:09.580 even
03:16:10.140 terrible
03:16:11.660 shameful
03:16:12.240 I know
03:16:13.840 I'm not moving this door
03:16:15.260 whatever right
03:16:15.820 and the sergeant's
03:16:17.700 just like
03:16:18.100 we're gonna be here
03:16:20.640 all day
03:16:21.040 you know
03:16:22.040 and you know
03:16:23.640 what happened
03:16:24.160 a
03:16:26.280 much stronger man
03:16:28.900 seeing
03:16:31.080 that he could
03:16:32.800 almost definitely
03:16:33.980 complete this task
03:16:35.260 and get us all
03:16:37.560 moving again
03:16:38.320 out of frustration
03:16:40.380 eventually
03:16:41.180 says
03:16:42.640 that's it
03:16:43.640 get out of the 0.98
03:16:44.560 fucking way 0.99
03:16:45.140 and he physically 0.99
03:16:46.340 moved me
03:16:47.400 out of the way
03:16:48.160 and he booted 0.99
03:16:49.240 the fucking door in 0.99
03:16:50.060 and away we went 1.00
03:16:50.860 that's a learning
03:16:54.700 experience for you
03:16:55.680 what does that say
03:16:57.080 it says
03:16:57.700 you know
03:16:59.000 strong capable men
03:17:00.240 will only tolerate
03:17:01.140 so they're only
03:17:01.720 gonna sit there
03:17:02.320 quietly for so long
03:17:03.420 until they decide
03:17:04.120 to go okay
03:17:04.540 I'm gonna fix this
03:17:05.240 myself
03:17:05.500 because I'm tired
03:17:06.240 of this
03:17:06.520 I'm tired of
03:17:07.040 watching failure
03:17:07.880 when I can fix
03:17:09.060 this
03:17:09.400 when I have the
03:17:10.200 ability to fix
03:17:11.060 this
03:17:11.240 I can do 0.99
03:17:11.760 some damn 0.98
03:17:12.620 I can do 0.99
03:17:13.820 what we gotta do
03:17:14.500 I can see
03:17:15.360 what we have
03:17:15.760 to do
03:17:16.000 I know
03:17:16.340 what we have
03:17:16.820 to do
03:17:17.160 everybody else
03:17:18.160 here knows
03:17:18.620 what we have
03:17:19.040 to do
03:17:19.360 everybody can
03:17:20.220 see that you're
03:17:20.640 too weak to 0.97
03:17:21.200 kick in that 1.00
03:17:21.640 fucking door 1.00
03:17:22.280 everybody knows 1.00
03:17:23.280 that we can
03:17:23.680 kick in that 1.00
03:17:24.140 fucking door 1.00
03:17:24.680 so let's just 1.00
03:17:25.580 get on with 1.00
03:17:26.160 the fucking 1.00
03:17:26.560 show already 1.00
03:17:27.360 and I have
03:17:33.560 two options
03:17:34.040 at that point
03:17:34.520 I can admit
03:17:35.080 to myself
03:17:35.660 oh Jesus
03:17:36.320 you know 1.00
03:17:36.800 I suck 1.00
03:17:38.060 I guess 1.00
03:17:38.420 that's it
03:17:38.780 for me
03:17:39.080 I'm not
03:17:39.400 cut out
03:17:39.700 for this
03:17:40.120 or
03:17:40.740 I can decide
03:17:43.320 no I'm not
03:17:43.720 giving up
03:17:44.120 and I make
03:17:44.780 friends with
03:17:45.200 the meanest 1.00
03:17:45.640 fucking 1.00
03:17:45.880 you know 1.00
03:17:46.300 biggest
03:17:46.600 strongest
03:17:47.000 guys
03:17:47.320 we have
03:17:47.780 and I start
03:17:48.740 hanging out
03:17:49.120 with them
03:17:49.520 and learning
03:17:50.560 how they live
03:17:51.140 and they start
03:17:52.460 taking me to the
03:17:53.040 gym 1.00
03:17:53.240 and fucking 1.00
03:17:53.660 done 1.00
03:17:54.180 you're gonna
03:17:57.840 bring yourself
03:17:58.520 up to where
03:17:59.260 we need you
03:17:59.720 to be
03:17:59.960 or you're 1.00
03:18:00.240 gonna fucking 0.99
03:18:00.640 kick rocks 0.99
03:18:01.160 it's like
03:18:01.360 well I really
03:18:01.800 want to be
03:18:02.180 here
03:18:02.400 and this is
03:18:02.800 what I
03:18:02.980 really want
03:18:03.260 to do
03:18:03.500 so if
03:18:03.740 that's
03:18:03.900 what I
03:18:04.060 have to
03:18:04.240 do
03:18:04.360 I'm
03:18:04.460 gonna
03:18:04.560 do
03:18:04.780 it
03:18:04.900 I'm
03:18:05.200 not
03:18:05.300 gonna sit
03:18:05.520 here
03:18:05.660 you know
03:18:06.220 what I
03:18:06.380 didn't
03:18:06.600 do
03:18:06.860 it's like
03:18:07.580 well I
03:18:07.940 would have
03:18:08.260 been a 1.00
03:18:08.560 fucking 1.00
03:18:08.800 commando 1.00
03:18:09.440 but I
03:18:10.380 did it
03:18:10.800 because of
03:18:11.380 blah blah 0.97
03:18:11.840 blah blah 0.97
03:18:12.220 there was
03:18:12.560 asbestos
03:18:13.200 and the
03:18:13.500 sun was
03:18:13.900 in my
03:18:14.200 eye 1.00
03:18:14.540 and fucking 1.00
03:18:14.980 blah 1.00
03:18:15.200 no I
03:18:16.980 had to
03:18:17.140 take it
03:18:17.420 like a 1.00
03:18:17.660 fucking 1.00
03:18:17.880 man 1.00
03:18:18.200 and I
03:18:18.420 got
03:18:18.540 bullied
03:18:18.840 and made
03:18:19.120 fun of
03:18:19.540 oh yeah
03:18:20.240 it's like
03:18:22.540 dude
03:18:22.760 you know
03:18:23.260 come on
03:18:25.060 chicken legs
03:18:25.780 you know
03:18:26.180 I had to
03:18:26.440 put up
03:18:26.640 with all 1.00
03:18:26.860 that shit 1.00
03:18:27.300 till I 1.00
03:18:29.740 didn't
03:18:31.140 now
03:18:33.220 why is
03:18:34.240 that relevant
03:18:34.900 is uh
03:18:35.680 I mean
03:18:37.480 the door
03:18:37.760 is a
03:18:37.960 metaphor
03:18:38.200 the door
03:18:38.660 is a
03:18:38.880 problem
03:18:39.180 everyone
03:18:39.500 can see
03:18:39.980 needs to
03:18:40.360 be solved
03:18:40.780 and a lot
03:18:41.160 of people
03:18:41.440 are standing
03:18:41.820 around
03:18:42.040 watching someone
03:18:42.800 try or
03:18:43.540 pretend or
03:18:44.200 whatever the
03:18:44.840 reason just
03:18:45.460 can't seem
03:18:45.980 to get it
03:18:46.400 done and
03:18:46.780 we know
03:18:47.100 it can
03:18:47.480 get done
03:18:47.920 we know
03:18:48.220 we have
03:18:48.440 people that
03:18:48.880 could get
03:18:49.260 it done
03:18:49.560 if only
03:18:49.920 someone
03:18:50.320 would just 1.00
03:18:51.040 fucking 1.00
03:18:51.380 do it 1.00
03:18:51.840 sooner or
03:18:52.420 later
03:18:52.720 the laws
03:18:55.860 of nature
03:18:56.280 will take
03:18:56.740 over
03:18:57.060 and the
03:18:57.760 strong
03:18:58.240 will move
03:18:59.040 the weak
03:18:59.520 out of the
03:19:00.040 way
03:19:00.380 and what
03:19:01.680 has to
03:19:02.040 happen
03:19:02.320 will happen
03:19:02.840 and there's
03:19:03.200 nothing
03:19:03.580 you or
03:19:04.340 I or
03:19:04.840 anyone
03:19:05.200 under
03:19:05.500 this
03:19:05.760 sun
03:19:06.000 can do
03:19:06.360 about
03:19:06.640 that
03:19:07.220 that's
03:19:19.260 nice
03:19:19.560 that's
03:19:21.660 nice
03:19:21.900 you big 1.00
03:19:22.220 bitch 1.00
03:19:22.620 JT 1.00
03:19:29.780 Real
03:19:30.020 Donald
03:19:30.260 T
03:19:30.460 appreciate
03:19:30.840 you
03:19:31.120 sir
03:19:31.440 Michael
03:19:32.600 as
03:19:32.800 well
03:19:33.120 let's
03:19:35.420 scroll back
03:19:35.980 here
03:19:36.160 but I
03:19:36.380 don't
03:19:36.520 have
03:19:36.800 it
03:19:37.060 I'm
03:19:38.180 gonna read back
03:19:51.620 and find
03:19:52.000 everybody
03:19:52.340 it's getting
03:19:52.700 a little bit
03:19:53.020 hard
03:19:53.160 synthetic
03:19:53.560 c17
03:19:54.160 appreciate
03:19:54.580 you
03:19:54.860 dude
03:19:55.120 everybody
03:19:56.860 oh yeah
03:19:57.040 rumble
03:19:58.080 rumble 1.00
03:19:58.100 sucks 1.00
03:19:58.440 for 0.99
03:19:58.620 this
03:19:58.880 breezy
03:20:01.700 I'm not
03:20:01.980 reading your
03:20:02.320 book
03:20:02.520 I can't
03:20:10.020 I can't
03:20:10.300 scroll back
03:20:10.680 what are you
03:20:11.160 gonna do
03:20:11.540 hopefully
03:20:12.900 entropy
03:20:13.240 comes back
03:20:13.860 appreciate
03:20:18.040 it guys
03:20:18.460 thanks for
03:20:18.880 being here
03:20:19.340 and I
03:20:19.840 hope you
03:20:21.380 got
03:20:21.760 something
03:20:22.600 did you
03:20:24.440 laugh
03:20:24.780 once
03:20:25.320 if so
03:20:25.960 one laugh
03:20:27.140 for three
03:20:27.500 hours
03:20:27.860 that nets
03:20:28.360 me at
03:20:28.680 least
03:20:28.900 a rate
03:20:29.640 of two
03:20:29.920 dollars
03:20:30.260 a day
03:20:30.640 I'm the
03:20:31.700 world's 0.98
03:20:32.060 shittiest 0.51
03:20:32.460 comedian 0.99
03:20:32.820 but you
03:20:34.040 did laugh
03:20:34.460 once
03:20:34.860 crazy
03:20:36.960 distant
03:20:37.260 dot com
03:20:37.720 for all
03:20:37.940 my links
03:20:38.740 and social
03:20:40.080 media
03:20:40.400 and stuff
03:20:41.300 and things
03:20:41.780 and sub
03:20:42.180 stack
03:20:42.420 and all
03:20:42.680 that I
03:20:43.000 need to
03:20:43.240 get back
03:20:43.600 to
03:20:43.820 please
03:20:44.920 join the
03:20:45.260 telegram
03:20:45.580 page for
03:20:45.960 updates
03:20:46.380 that's
03:20:47.020 the only
03:20:47.500 social
03:20:47.780 media
03:20:48.040 I
03:20:48.180 really
03:20:48.360 actually
03:20:48.700 use
03:20:49.040 to be
03:20:49.360 honest
03:20:49.600 and then
03:20:51.400 anybody's
03:20:52.000 using
03:20:52.300 unless you
03:20:53.420 want to
03:20:53.600 stay on
03:20:53.980 the main
03:20:55.000 line
03:20:55.160 platforms
03:20:55.680 that are
03:20:55.960 lying
03:20:56.460 about
03:20:57.300 everything
03:20:57.860 censoring
03:20:58.980 everything
03:20:59.600 t.me
03:21:02.500 slash
03:21:02.840 raging
03:21:03.140 distant
03:21:03.480 ii
03:21:04.160 you get
03:21:08.260 in on
03:21:08.540 the
03:21:08.740 community
03:21:10.440 page
03:21:10.780 get in
03:21:11.580 shape
03:21:11.860 get to
03:21:12.360 the gym
03:21:12.640 get big
03:21:13.060 get strong
03:21:13.460 get me
03:21:13.880 don't be
03:21:15.540 a victim
03:21:15.960 be the
03:21:16.440 opposite
03:21:16.780 we're gonna
03:21:17.860 get a lot
03:21:18.200 of these
03:21:18.420 people
03:21:18.680 together
03:21:19.160 get them
03:21:20.660 all powered
03:21:21.160 up
03:21:21.460 and who
03:21:24.920 knows
03:21:25.600 today
03:21:32.100 i appreciate
03:21:32.560 it
03:21:32.840 i'll see
03:21:33.080 you guys
03:21:33.300 next time
03:21:33.840 cheers
03:21:34.160 for
03:21:34.360 patria
03:21:34.740 six
03:21:34.980 set
03:21:35.100 for
03:21:35.220 tyrannos 0.54
03:21:35.760 i'm not
03:21:42.200 saying that
03:21:42.740 phil
03:21:42.980 no
03:21:43.400 i've said
03:21:44.960 enough
03:21:45.280 you'll get
03:21:47.940 your time
03:21:48.440 you'll get
03:21:48.780 your time
03:21:49.260 good night
03:21:54.200 western
03:21:54.600 canada and
03:21:55.520 good morning
03:21:56.460 afternoon
03:21:57.040 eastern
03:21:57.900 canada you
03:21:58.360 guys listen
03:21:58.740 to it in
03:21:59.040 the morning
03:21:59.340 usually the
03:21:59.660 next day
03:22:00.120 i watch
03:22:01.100 this i know
03:22:01.600 what you're
03:22:01.920 up to
03:22:02.260 see you
03:22:06.060 next time
03:22:06.560 cheers
03:22:07.000 it's too
03:22:08.840 late
03:22:09.120 for
03:22:09.320 surrender
03:22:10.120 time
03:22:12.120 to play
03:22:12.700 your
03:22:12.960 penance
03:22:13.780 all
03:22:14.360 together
03:22:15.060 forever
03:22:16.720 the
03:22:18.640 spitting
03:22:19.040 web of
03:22:19.560 deception
03:22:20.340 the
03:22:22.120 lives
03:22:22.320 begin
03:22:22.720 to
03:22:22.980 constrict
03:22:23.820 the
03:22:25.480 walls
03:22:25.740 of
03:22:25.940 face
03:22:26.220 of
03:22:26.400 jade
03:22:27.080 and
03:22:27.400 seal
03:22:27.800 around
03:22:28.600 you
03:22:29.440 brick
03:22:30.660 by
03:22:31.340 brick
03:22:32.540 E
03:22:38.060 .
03:22:40.520 he
03:22:44.900 he
03:22:45.960 said
03:22:46.960 here
03:22:47.400 n
03:22:47.880 ie
03:22:48.300 .
03:22:48.880 ,
03:22:49.640 he
03:22:51.300 came
03:22:51.900 when
03:22:51.980 he
03:22:52.080 woll
03:22:52.660 a
03:22:54.020 who
03:22:54.620 who
03:22:55.180 came
03:22:56.960 to
03:22:58.400 aking
03:22:58.680 ичес
03:22:59.040 an
03:22:59.180 man
03:22:59.580 in
03:22:59.940 place
03:23:00.220 to
03:23:00.840 and
03:23:01.040 to
03:23:01.740 no you can't replace the police phil you're the last person why
03:23:10.140 because like the fire that would be like showing up to oh we're here to put out the fire and you
03:23:16.380 just start fires the reason that we need to you know fix this is because they've become out of
03:23:22.040 control thugs that just do whatever the state tells them to do you you would take that to an
03:23:26.420 insane degree you would abuse the living yeah no i don't care if it would be fun
03:23:32.380 we have bigger your levels of fun are not our top priority i mean they are a top 10 because we know
03:23:41.560 what you're like when you get cranky but i'm sorry i can't i can't hand over control of all national
03:23:48.060 federal police forces to you to do with as what does it what does it say on your shirt as i wilt
03:23:54.660 what does that even mean
03:23:56.120 i think i think the least the least amount of power you can possibly accumulate is just better for 1.00
03:24:09.100 everyone i'm not putting you in my will absolutely not because you'll just kill me and take my shit 0.99
03:24:15.940 i know what you're like 1.00