Raging Dissident Podcast - May 13, 2023


🏴RageCast 336: SU CASA MI CASA, GRINGO!


Episode Stats

Length

3 hours and 13 minutes

Words per Minute

141.83153

Word Count

27,434

Sentence Count

2,097

Misogynist Sentences

93

Hate Speech Sentences

168


Summary

The average man's testosterone levels have dropped over 30% in the past 30 years. Is it genetic? Is it environmental? Is there something else going on with our hormones? What are the real reasons for the decline in testosterone levels?


Transcript

00:00:00.000 What happened there?
00:00:13.000 It's one of these days.
00:00:14.160 Is it?
00:00:14.500 We're doing this already?
00:00:15.320 We're just going to have problems right out of the gate, are we?
00:00:18.040 Good.
00:00:19.600 Good.
00:00:30.000 There is such a thing as too much foreplay.
00:00:40.660 Hello, good evening.
00:00:41.620 How are you guys doing?
00:00:42.560 Welcome back, I suppose, if you live in the left at all.
00:00:45.920 Not a lot of reasons to go anywhere or do anything these days.
00:00:52.860 Maybe you're up in Alberta setting fires.
00:00:57.740 Some of them.
00:01:00.000 Do you think that's like a badge to join Trantifa?
00:01:07.280 You've got to set a fire.
00:01:15.340 That could be.
00:01:21.320 I'm not giving up.
00:01:22.280 I'm not giving in to this mic stand.
00:01:27.100 You guys are going to be disappointed.
00:01:28.260 I'll never give in.
00:01:32.740 It's Friday.
00:01:34.500 Yay.
00:01:36.400 Another week.
00:01:40.780 Gone.
00:01:42.260 I guess.
00:01:43.120 Another week on the roller coaster.
00:01:44.340 Whatever this is.
00:01:45.100 It's not good.
00:01:46.680 It's not a good time.
00:01:49.040 We're all just coping, really.
00:01:50.400 Nigel.
00:01:52.980 Nigel.
00:01:53.620 His name is Nigel.
00:01:54.480 Not Nile.
00:01:55.320 I don't know why I skipped a letter.
00:01:56.820 Maybe.
00:01:57.180 I hope to God.
00:01:57.940 I'm getting Alzheimer's.
00:01:58.840 I hope there's small holes in my brain that are getting bigger and bigger by the day.
00:02:03.560 And then eventually I just won't even know where I am.
00:02:05.460 And maybe I'll be the president.
00:02:07.240 Because that's all you need.
00:02:08.760 You just need to be so far gone in the head that you don't know where you are.
00:02:12.860 And they'll be like, hey, could this be the president?
00:02:14.940 Maybe.
00:02:15.260 Maybe.
00:02:15.400 Maybe.
00:02:16.680 This is the West now.
00:02:19.220 Nigel McDougall says, mandatory test vaccines for all Canadian fighting aged men.
00:02:27.940 Hashtag Don Cherry for Prime Minister.
00:02:29.880 Why not at this point?
00:02:32.240 The average man's testosterone level has dropped, I think, over 30% from the year 1980.
00:02:38.880 That's disaster.
00:02:39.600 30% is significant.
00:02:40.840 5% would be significant.
00:02:42.160 Never mind 30%.
00:02:43.120 And that's why you see a lot of, well, whatever that is walking around out there.
00:02:48.460 I think it's probably reversible.
00:02:49.980 I think it's a lot of environmental factors.
00:02:51.420 I think there were some other studies, speaking of vaccines, that the presence of mercury, actually,
00:02:57.840 in the bodies of many test subjects, animals, made them have aggressive homosexual tendencies.
00:03:08.000 In other words, they were turning the frickin' frogs gay.
00:03:14.420 And, you know, having a poisonous, toxic environment suggests that that could be the case.
00:03:20.280 That could be happening.
00:03:21.420 Scrambling, you know, screwing with the hormones and stuff in the brains of these animals.
00:03:25.040 So, I don't know.
00:03:26.520 We live a pretty chemical-heavy lifestyle, don't we?
00:03:29.640 That, along with the food we eat, is completely, it's not food.
00:03:36.080 They are food-like products that they sell you for crazy amounts of money, for things that should just grow out of the ground.
00:03:45.820 But we can't get our own, no, we've got to get it from Mexico.
00:03:48.700 We've got to get everything from Mexico, including our workforce and our populations are all going to come from Mexico, apparently,
00:03:56.020 because we can't do anything ourselves.
00:03:58.440 Silly, silly.
00:04:00.200 So, we're sick and we're poisoned and, you know, living a very sedentary, weak, soft lifestyle is also shown to have an impact on a man's testosterone levels
00:04:10.760 and general, overall health, actually.
00:04:12.500 Not being outside in the, you know, getting the air and the sun and having to use your body as much, physical labor and so on.
00:04:20.760 So, you don't need the same kind of muscle mass and density as your ancestors did.
00:04:24.660 So, your body's just like, hey, let's just save the energy.
00:04:27.820 And you shrink and smaller and weaker and meh.
00:04:31.200 And eventually, you just become the modern man.
00:04:34.960 The fat, happy, demoralized, unbothered by anything.
00:04:39.700 He's just basically a basketball with weak arms, tiny legs, and, like, a pinhead.
00:04:46.400 And he just feeds cheese and sugars and chemicals into the growing basketball that he is now.
00:04:53.500 It's a beach.
00:04:54.120 It's a large rotund, like a barrel or, you know, something like that.
00:05:01.220 And the whole objective of the modern man is to get the ball that he is as big as possible,
00:05:06.340 thus displaying his dominance over the environment.
00:05:10.560 That's how successful he is because that's how lazy he can afford to be.
00:05:15.660 Yeah, I don't know why testosterone levels are dropping.
00:05:18.680 30%.
00:05:19.480 Many, many, many reasons.
00:05:21.520 And you'd think, I'm willing to bet practicing counter-habits would have an effect going in the other direction.
00:05:30.800 Weird how they tell you not to do that.
00:05:35.060 That would be white supremacy, though, I guess.
00:05:36.960 So don't.
00:05:38.320 Imagine being that person.
00:05:39.480 I can't imagine there's too many, but there's some.
00:05:47.900 And I wish, these are the things I would pay to do.
00:05:50.880 If I was, like, a billionaire, like, I would do just weird shit all the time.
00:05:54.620 I'd be like, hey, you know that article you guys made where it said, exercising is white supremacy?
00:06:00.780 Can you, I want to see the live reaction interpretation and cogs or lack of turning inside a man's brain as he reads this and agrees with it and decides to tell others that this is what we, we must not exercise because we will be Nazis if we do.
00:06:19.160 I want to see that happen.
00:06:21.480 Can you guys, like, that's what I would do as a rich person.
00:06:24.380 I would buy rare events just to study and go, wow, what else could you make him do?
00:06:33.180 Oh, we made him suck a guy's dick yesterday.
00:06:34.920 We said he'd be gay if he didn't, so he did.
00:06:37.680 He said if he didn't worship the rainbow flag, if he didn't suck this guy's dick, and he did it immediately without even thinking about it.
00:06:43.200 In front of his wife and children.
00:06:44.680 And they clapped for him.
00:06:46.300 They applauded this.
00:06:47.400 So I'd say the demoralization campaign of the Western man is complete, pretty much.
00:06:53.100 I think we've pretty much finished them off.
00:06:55.240 They're content to, you know, metaphorically everything I said isn't a joke.
00:07:00.060 It's all true.
00:07:02.100 They worship and grovel to a state and an establishment system that hates them, hates them, treats them like absolute garbage, crushes their souls, taxes them into oblivion,
00:07:12.480 and more and more every year, while insulting their intelligence, targets their children, disenfranchises their own civilization,
00:07:20.660 and all at the same time, any single one of them that dares say, hey, wait a minute, I don't think I like this.
00:07:26.320 They say, get that one.
00:07:28.000 That one's bad, everybody.
00:07:30.020 Shut that one up.
00:07:31.280 That one, you know what that one is?
00:07:32.980 That's a Nazi.
00:07:34.440 Go get him.
00:07:35.560 That's the world they're in.
00:07:38.640 And they're like, yay, I love it here.
00:07:41.420 You guys are weird for not loving it here.
00:07:45.080 And in my head, I'm just like, I wish you guys would die faster.
00:07:50.600 I kind of do.
00:07:51.680 Because that's where you're going anyway.
00:07:53.620 You're just eating yourself to death, just drunk all the time.
00:07:56.400 Just chemicals and constant entertainment is really all I need.
00:08:00.040 And you can't help but be like, why are you here?
00:08:06.100 You know?
00:08:12.580 It's just watching.
00:08:16.180 You're just observing everything happening around you to you.
00:08:19.760 And you're like, well, better get another two liter of Pepsi into me.
00:08:28.840 Better fucking, you know what's a disturbing trend?
00:08:33.600 Something else I find.
00:08:35.940 And again, it's just anecdotal.
00:08:37.560 I don't have, do you have like a fucking source for that, bro?
00:08:42.120 Every time someone, anyone that asks me that, I immediately want to, I hope harm comes to you.
00:08:47.320 You know, just, like, the obnoxious that is.
00:08:52.660 People used to just talk.
00:08:53.920 We could just talk like men and have conversations and try to come to some kind of,
00:08:57.260 and, you know, before there ever was an interview, before there was links, bro, and source, bro,
00:09:01.880 it was just people talking.
00:09:03.400 And then later, you would have to go verify this on your own or look into more,
00:09:06.420 ask other people, and so on.
00:09:07.500 But it wouldn't derail the conversation people are having
00:09:10.420 because every single sentence in line needs to be backed up on something sourced from Wikipedia,
00:09:15.000 which is a propaganda operation.
00:09:17.320 Do you have any stories for that, bro?
00:09:20.200 I used to play a lot of video games, on computer games particularly.
00:09:27.400 And there is an app, there's a, kind of like a web store on there.
00:09:31.580 It's called Steam, S-T-E-A-M.
00:09:34.700 And I remember when they first implemented it, and basically all games had to be registered with this.
00:09:39.060 It was basically the central bank digital currency vaccine passport bullshit of video games.
00:09:43.260 And it was to, like, stop people from cheating.
00:09:46.200 And what it really did was bring everything under this one house of a publisher,
00:09:49.900 which then got very wealthy, figuring out, it could be like,
00:09:53.600 hey, I can be like the fucking blockbuster of the internet for video games.
00:09:56.600 No one's done that yet.
00:09:57.640 Very smart of them.
00:09:58.560 Anyway, they got real, anyway.
00:10:00.140 Anyway, it's like shopping, like on Amazon or Walmart.
00:10:04.620 You can go in there, there's different categories, there's different, what kind of games do you like?
00:10:07.240 You like action games, strategy games, board games, fucking music games, race car games, whatever you want.
00:10:13.000 There's all kinds of different, and you can go through it.
00:10:15.180 And there's like a top, most popular.
00:10:18.260 You see where I'm going with this?
00:10:19.820 Top 20, popular upcoming, you know, going to be out soon.
00:10:24.400 Everybody's excited about it.
00:10:25.440 Here's the ones you can look at and pre-order if you want.
00:10:28.220 Top sellers, most popular right now, and so on.
00:10:31.380 And from when I was doing this, as a 15-year-old, most of the games were fairly adult, violent, you know, science fiction.
00:10:41.620 You know, it was all, well, normal, by like the 2001 standards.
00:10:47.860 Do you know what it is now?
00:10:51.080 Like, five of the top ten, trending, most popular, upcoming, like, oh, can't wait,
00:10:57.400 are fucking cartoon Japanese porn games.
00:11:01.380 I'm not kidding.
00:11:06.020 So, like, let me be clear when I say, like, these kids, these guys that are,
00:11:12.120 oh, I'm a fucking gamer, bro.
00:11:13.900 You're a fucking loser, dude.
00:11:16.880 What in the fuck?
00:11:17.920 Like, video games right now are, it's in some kind of state.
00:11:23.340 Like, trust me, and I'm just speaking on behalf of those guys that used to play video games as their leisure time,
00:11:28.040 but were actually men.
00:11:29.580 And there were games that were, like, kind of interesting and cool.
00:11:32.360 No, it's virtue signaled into hell.
00:11:35.300 Everything's woke and insane.
00:11:37.280 And up 50% of the market are, like, adventure porn games.
00:11:43.760 And some of them aren't even people.
00:11:46.720 They're, like, animals and, like, horse people and, like, fairies and shit.
00:11:53.300 It's straight porn.
00:11:54.280 I'm not kidding.
00:11:54.820 It's, like, blocked out, and it says you've got to be logged in over 18 to see this content.
00:11:58.400 Are you sure you want to proceed sexually explicit?
00:12:00.780 Yeah, and I'm like, what in the fuck is that?
00:12:02.220 And they're everywhere.
00:12:03.080 Not only do they exist, which is bad enough, they're some of the most popular content.
00:12:09.740 So that's what video games are at right now.
00:12:13.120 You've got a bunch of fat, obese, sick losers at home just wanking it to strange alien cartoon porn.
00:12:22.160 While simultaneously the women of the land are like, what's happening?
00:12:27.140 Are we going to die?
00:12:28.300 Yeah, probably.
00:12:28.980 Probably.
00:12:33.080 That's bad.
00:12:36.540 It's rough.
00:12:39.400 Check it out if you don't believe me.
00:12:41.640 It's, uh, huh, you know?
00:12:47.880 It's all gone.
00:12:49.140 Like, I don't know.
00:12:51.420 Just like movies, like everything, the music industry.
00:12:55.920 Is there anything that sports, like actual real life sports, oh, look, the Calgary Rainbows are playing.
00:13:03.080 Oh, is it a drag queen singing Shanae Twain?
00:13:09.440 It's pride season.
00:13:11.440 It's pride season?
00:13:12.520 Oh, it's all, it's just, just call it eternal pride and fucking get it over with.
00:13:19.360 It's every day, it's rainbows forever.
00:13:21.660 It's sodomy every day, all the time, forever.
00:13:23.680 You get fucking breakfast cereal.
00:13:25.260 It's called dickos.
00:13:26.400 And it's just dicks in a bowl.
00:13:28.180 Om, rom, rom, rom, rom.
00:13:28.960 That's what we're doing now.
00:13:30.020 And they're on a rainbow box.
00:13:32.740 It's a fucking 90-year, it's, it's Klaus Schwab in his fairy costume with his little fucking tiny micro dick there.
00:13:39.020 We've all seen the pictures.
00:13:40.600 Riding his bicycle on the beach like a psychopath, because he is a psychopath.
00:13:44.640 And that's who's on the box of your dickos.
00:13:48.960 And that's what you're going to eat every morning.
00:13:50.240 And if you don't, that's hate speech.
00:13:52.460 That's a crime.
00:13:53.280 And the government is going to come and take your children away.
00:13:55.460 Because that's intolerance.
00:14:06.020 Feed your children today, Klaus Schwab's dickos.
00:14:10.140 Because if you don't, the guys that are just doing their jar, but they're going to waddle on up to your house,
00:14:16.620 and they're going to take your children to prison.
00:14:21.560 Get your new Canadian passport today.
00:14:23.900 Michael the Conqueror, already there.
00:14:36.140 He says, Big Red, any truth to unconfirmed reports that Derek Centerfold has been found in several new and senior level officers at CSIS?
00:14:46.060 This was a joke, CSIS.
00:14:47.800 He says, God bless you and all the dags.
00:14:49.620 Well, I can't confirm or deny anything.
00:14:57.000 I don't know.
00:14:58.560 What I do know is, Derek doesn't mind being naked.
00:15:04.580 I'm sure there's pictures out there.
00:15:07.540 And he'd probably just shrug and be like, good.
00:15:09.760 So yeah, it's probably true.
00:15:11.680 It's probably true.
00:15:12.720 Whatever.
00:15:22.740 Explains their obsession a little bit.
00:15:25.100 Donkeys says, start this out early.
00:15:34.060 Happy Friday, work hard, play harder.
00:15:35.820 Oh, and fuck you, Minky.
00:15:38.860 T-Money says, try this simple trick at work.
00:15:41.400 Not going?
00:15:43.060 Ask your coworkers to name the frontline captain of Insert Sportsball Team,
00:15:47.500 or name the MP of their town, an easy NPC catcher.
00:15:52.500 Mine was the guy that unveiled the passport the other day.
00:15:56.720 The fucking nine-foot-tall Q-tip.
00:16:00.240 That's very proud of the color, keek, tone of the pedophile network fucking flag.
00:16:08.360 That's what this Canadian fucking passport's painted in.
00:16:11.420 I didn't even know this, Greg Arcade, was it him?
00:16:14.140 Somebody uploaded some screenshots of the old passports, or maybe it was T-Vor,
00:16:16.900 somebody, and said stuff like,
00:16:21.360 we are free, freedom is our nationality.
00:16:25.140 And that was John Diefenbaker.
00:16:26.620 And it was just on one of the pages.
00:16:29.300 Stuff like that.
00:16:31.000 That's gone.
00:16:31.800 That's going to be replaced with equality, tolerance,
00:16:35.200 empty, mindless, soulless, communist phrases that mean nothing.
00:16:39.020 They only mean something to idiots.
00:16:41.420 It's like a dog.
00:16:46.340 You just say a word, a command word, and they do what they are programmed to do.
00:16:51.700 Fetch?
00:16:52.620 Yep, see ya.
00:16:54.880 Racism?
00:16:55.900 See you later.
00:16:56.740 There you go.
00:16:57.820 Off to work.
00:16:58.400 Bigotry.
00:16:59.020 Bigotry.
00:16:59.400 Go get him.
00:16:59.780 Go get him, boy.
00:17:00.380 Bigots.
00:17:00.680 Go get the bigots.
00:17:01.280 Go get the bigots.
00:17:03.340 Go get him.
00:17:05.260 Go on, boy.
00:17:06.320 That's a good little bitch.
00:17:07.640 They're all so stupid.
00:17:13.040 They'll name you the entire roster of the National Hockey League,
00:17:16.740 but they have no idea who is governing their lives.
00:17:19.800 Because that's boring.
00:17:21.200 That's dumb.
00:17:21.700 You know, you're not a man.
00:17:23.240 It's like, how do you not care about any of this shit?
00:17:25.640 What are you into?
00:17:26.320 You're into young men in their 20s and early, in late teens, kicking a, throwing a basketball
00:17:34.280 around?
00:17:40.220 Okay.
00:17:45.500 Oh, that is a good one, though.
00:17:47.940 Easy NPC catcher.
00:17:49.100 That's a good one.
00:17:49.620 Team Money.
00:17:50.040 Sepuku says, thank you.
00:17:51.320 Thank you, sir.
00:17:51.940 I appreciate that.
00:17:52.920 FDE, thank you very much.
00:17:54.040 She says, here's $25 while it's still worth $15.
00:17:57.120 It'll be worth $9 by the time I get it.
00:17:59.520 I appreciate it, man.
00:18:00.380 Thanks.
00:18:01.680 Brumman says, do you think Bernier can win this by-election coming up in Manitoba?
00:18:06.220 I don't have the video.
00:18:08.700 But I know what you're talking about.
00:18:11.180 So what's happening?
00:18:11.840 And the idiots, again.
00:18:15.820 I think I have idiot fatigue.
00:18:17.640 That's what it is.
00:18:18.220 It's just the longer that you pay attention, and if you care, is, I might need to write
00:18:24.540 a graph.
00:18:25.840 Where's my pen?
00:18:28.600 The amount that you care multiplied by the amount of time that you pay attention equals
00:18:34.080 your rate of radicalization.
00:18:35.840 Okay, so let's, just in case, why is my ear ringing?
00:18:42.720 Oh, I hope that's the fucking CIA assassinating me.
00:18:45.260 Turn it up to 12.
00:18:46.100 I want my head to explode live, you fucking pricks.
00:18:48.620 Do it.
00:18:50.500 Here's your, here you go.
00:18:52.780 Okay?
00:18:54.540 Now, we'll use, uh, we'll use yellow like the sun.
00:19:02.460 Hmm, how much you care.
00:19:05.560 Let's say you care a lot.
00:19:07.480 Oh, that's a very high score on caring.
00:19:12.480 Multiplied by paying attention.
00:19:16.720 Uh, red, the color of death is a good color.
00:19:19.980 Going this way.
00:19:23.680 Put these two together, and that equals your rate of radicalization.
00:19:30.160 Cubed, specifically cubed.
00:19:32.460 So, if you care a lot, you don't pay attention very long.
00:19:36.800 Nah.
00:19:37.520 You pay attention a really long time, but you don't give a fuck.
00:19:40.480 Same result.
00:19:41.840 But, put the two things together, and, uh, you get what's called a watch list.
00:19:48.900 Okay?
00:19:49.220 You get a terror watch list, and you get put on that.
00:19:56.400 Trust the science.
00:19:57.780 Trust the science.
00:19:58.560 So, anyway, I don't know.
00:20:02.100 Yeah, people that don't, they, they, they, they upset me.
00:20:06.700 Because I just don't fucking care for them anymore.
00:20:08.960 They just haven't been radicalized.
00:20:10.440 They haven't paid attention long enough, and they don't care enough.
00:20:12.940 Or, one of the, one of the factors is limited.
00:20:15.360 And that, you know, is displayed here in great detail.
00:20:17.660 When they say shit like, uh, oh, you can't even win it.
00:20:20.880 It's all right, bro.
00:20:22.460 You can't.
00:20:24.600 They don't understand how any of this works.
00:20:27.220 Like, oh, yeah, you can't even win it.
00:20:28.960 Yeah, do you know all of the leaders of the other parties do the same, right?
00:20:32.580 None of them are from, none of them are sitting in their home, like, where they came from.
00:20:36.960 None of them.
00:20:37.320 Um, the reason he's going there is because, uh, the Portage La Prairie area, I believe it is, had the highest turnout for the PPC in the country.
00:20:48.420 In fact, uh, Max had the biggest political rally of the campaign.
00:20:53.600 Not the CPC, not the libs.
00:20:56.200 Max did in a field in Manitoba, drew thousands of people.
00:20:59.320 Um, so, that seat is up for grabs.
00:21:04.000 What do you want them to do?
00:21:06.740 These fucking people can never be satisfied because they don't want to be.
00:21:10.900 They're not honest.
00:21:11.820 They're not trying to help.
00:21:13.380 They're just do-nothing goblin retards.
00:21:16.500 It's like, you know, thorns when you're trying to get at, you know, raspberries.
00:21:21.720 That's what these fucking people are.
00:21:23.580 We're trying to get at the raspberry.
00:21:24.880 I used to pick raspberries for my grandfather as a kid.
00:21:26.760 So, this is a very intimate fucking angry story.
00:21:29.320 For me.
00:21:31.540 There's fucking thorns and shit.
00:21:34.400 And every time, you're like, what do you do?
00:21:36.120 What do you do?
00:21:37.980 What are you for?
00:21:39.680 Who are you protecting the strawberries for?
00:21:44.060 They're just useless.
00:21:45.500 And they're just annoying.
00:21:46.740 Like, they're no threat to you.
00:21:48.000 It's not, no one's ever been stuck with a thorn and died.
00:21:51.320 Or, you know, no one's been stuck with a thorn and ever did anything more than be like,
00:21:56.040 fuck's sakes.
00:21:56.820 You know, that's it.
00:21:57.600 That's the best they can do.
00:21:58.680 So, that's the internet version of these people.
00:22:01.100 They're thorn people.
00:22:03.520 Just annoying.
00:22:07.160 Oh, you're running his own shit, bro.
00:22:09.660 Oh, right.
00:22:10.620 Yes, that's.
00:22:11.340 So, he should just try to not win an obvious opportunity to make some headway.
00:22:17.580 Because that's not what he should be doing.
00:22:19.920 Let me guess.
00:22:20.420 What should he be doing?
00:22:21.520 Sitting at home worrying about the cost of milk while he spanks it to the playoffs.
00:22:26.060 Is that what he should be doing, big brain?
00:22:28.140 This is why you're an anonymous account.
00:22:35.300 Even with the courage of anonymity, you're even dumber than, oh my God.
00:22:42.660 It's like they know they're stupid.
00:22:49.620 So, that's why they're anonymous.
00:22:51.480 Because they know that someone's going to humiliate them and they don't want to be outed as a moron.
00:22:56.500 So, they're all anonymous accounts, right?
00:23:00.560 Oh, I'm fucking good.
00:23:01.840 You're just a shit-talking anonymous person on the internet.
00:23:05.340 That is so fucking embarrassing.
00:23:09.100 And not for like, not in like a fantasy sports league.
00:23:13.240 Or like a video, like where there's no real reason.
00:23:17.840 Who cares?
00:23:18.360 It's just people talking about, you know, whatever.
00:23:20.180 But like, you're going to chime in on social issues that are like costing people their lives.
00:23:24.720 And try to fucking participate in the, you know, the adult discourse.
00:23:30.080 Which is what politics is.
00:23:32.380 But you're going to wear a mask and hide in the bushes and just yell at everybody.
00:23:35.720 Like, no one cares what you're, you're just annoying to everyone.
00:23:41.960 And you have no effect on anything except we have to yell louder at each other.
00:23:45.700 What?
00:23:46.220 I can't.
00:23:47.620 I know.
00:23:48.860 Yeah.
00:23:50.180 Try, write it down and send it to me.
00:23:53.500 I couldn't hear you over the anonymous guy who you don't even know how much shit I did, bro.
00:23:59.000 He's a, I think it's, when people talk shit like that,
00:24:03.640 the image that pops into my head is Mick Lovin from Superbad.
00:24:07.760 That's who I immediately assume I'm talking to.
00:24:11.100 Because that's pretty accurate in my experience.
00:24:14.280 When you find out who these people are, you're like,
00:24:16.220 wow, wow, whoa, wow.
00:24:20.180 Mommy cooked you extra long, didn't she?
00:24:22.880 Oh, she did.
00:24:26.440 Aren't you just a bundle of success?
00:24:28.840 Wow.
00:24:29.920 Mm-hmm.
00:24:30.440 Fuck you, bro, I'd beat the shit out of you.
00:24:35.780 Oh, right.
00:24:36.500 So, you're 44 and you've never been laid, ever.
00:24:41.220 I'm genuine.
00:24:41.840 Like, what does that do to your mental state?
00:24:43.900 You must have some pretty warped ideas about the world by then, right?
00:24:49.620 You're not going to beat anybody up.
00:24:51.080 Stop it.
00:24:51.480 You can't even get laid.
00:24:52.340 You're not.
00:24:53.880 Talking to girls is scary for you, all right?
00:24:56.200 We are not getting into a throwdown to the death.
00:24:59.040 Relax, Mr. Potato.
00:25:04.720 Boomer.
00:25:05.380 Oh, that was it.
00:25:06.420 Nigel says,
00:25:07.040 going to eat and go to sleep
00:25:08.320 so I can wake up at retarded o'clock tomorrow.
00:25:12.120 I'll listen at work tomorrow.
00:25:13.180 Thanks, brother.
00:25:13.740 You're welcome.
00:25:15.700 Wake up at retarded o'clock.
00:25:17.060 What time is that?
00:25:17.480 We used to call it Zero Dark Stupid.
00:25:18.980 Sometimes.
00:25:22.380 Which would mean...
00:25:24.760 What time are we getting up?
00:25:28.640 Trust me.
00:25:29.260 You're not going to be happy anyway.
00:25:30.840 Doesn't matter what I say.
00:25:31.960 So, just go to sleep
00:25:32.720 and you're going to wake up angry.
00:25:34.060 That's all you need to know, all right?
00:25:36.080 Okay.
00:25:36.780 You're going to wake up in pain and angry.
00:25:39.440 That's the worst when you're so tired
00:25:41.100 and you sleep like an hour or two hours
00:25:44.080 and you just wake up
00:25:45.020 and you're like...
00:25:47.080 I feel like you're crawling out of a crypt.
00:25:49.820 My eternal sleep has been interrupted.
00:25:55.020 It fucking takes ten minutes to wake up.
00:25:57.180 You're like...
00:25:57.620 I can't see.
00:25:59.340 Your eyes are burning
00:26:00.360 right through your fucking skull.
00:26:03.340 My fucking bones feel weird.
00:26:07.760 I'm so tired.
00:26:09.080 I will take the life of everything around me.
00:26:11.700 And they're like...
00:26:12.120 Surprise!
00:26:12.600 You're a C9 gunner in an infantry battalion
00:26:14.400 and that's what we're actually going to do
00:26:15.680 is murder a fucking lot of people.
00:26:17.460 You're in the perfect mood for this.
00:26:19.380 And then you're like...
00:26:20.100 Oh...
00:26:20.880 See?
00:26:21.160 The army was looking out for you.
00:26:24.200 You can't send guys into that kind of environment
00:26:26.520 happy and full of life.
00:26:27.860 They need to be so close to wanting to die themselves
00:26:30.320 they don't even give a shit.
00:26:33.280 You're just like...
00:26:33.600 Just like...
00:26:34.000 I'll throw a baby down a well
00:26:35.940 I don't fucking care about anything anymore.
00:26:39.560 I'll laugh.
00:26:42.680 They're ready.
00:26:43.440 Send them to war.
00:26:44.140 We do war crimes to make ourselves feel better.
00:26:53.120 You understand?
00:26:54.840 Not because we're evil.
00:26:57.540 This is the only way we can feel anything anymore.
00:27:00.080 The flames and the screams
00:27:01.560 can let me know I'm still alive.
00:27:05.520 Have we created a monster?
00:27:07.400 Yes!
00:27:08.300 Yeah.
00:27:09.820 It's just a whole big cycle of immoral crazy shit happening
00:27:12.380 when you start illegal wars.
00:27:13.740 Yeah, yeah.
00:27:15.480 Who would have thought?
00:27:16.580 Who would have thought murdering for murder's sake
00:27:18.300 would turn people...
00:27:19.080 You know?
00:27:20.680 We all have a very national severe karmic debt
00:27:23.000 I'm afraid.
00:27:24.560 Chet Chisholm says...
00:27:26.520 I guess in pee-pee.
00:27:29.500 In pee-pee face.
00:27:30.940 Can I do that?
00:27:31.500 That's not part of my bail conditions
00:27:32.580 that I can't not do pee-pee face.
00:27:35.240 I need glasses.
00:27:38.220 When will we address the cost of milk?
00:27:40.500 How will the people of Circulon
00:27:43.060 be able to eat their favorite cereal?
00:27:45.780 Urethral...
00:27:46.660 Urethral crunch.
00:27:51.100 Oh, God.
00:27:53.160 That's so fucking specific.
00:28:01.500 That was like surgically invent...
00:28:08.980 Urethral crunch.
00:28:12.600 I can see what it would look like.
00:28:15.180 You know what I mean?
00:28:17.860 Gross.
00:28:18.680 What's wrong with you?
00:28:21.100 He's a paramedic, so he's insane.
00:28:25.200 I understand.
00:28:27.100 Oh, you've come to the land of crazy too.
00:28:29.320 Exiled Canadian Patriots says...
00:28:31.000 Get in touch and I will tell you all about American Villages.
00:28:33.600 We're on the list.
00:28:35.140 American Villages?
00:28:37.280 Dude, I know we're all on lists.
00:28:38.840 It's real.
00:28:39.520 You know, there's nothing you can do about it.
00:28:40.960 Crayon Minister says...
00:28:41.800 Wake up angry.
00:28:42.820 Wake up weak plus sober.
00:28:45.200 I go to bed punching my pillows.
00:28:50.180 That's how CRJ goes to sleep now.
00:28:52.260 Fuck you, mother fuck you, son of a fuck!
00:28:55.220 For an hour and a half until he gets to...
00:28:57.320 Put a bitch up on the street.
00:29:01.500 I'm going to fucking kill your family.
00:29:04.580 I'm going to fucking erase you from history.
00:29:08.000 That's how he goes to sleep.
00:29:13.680 I told you.
00:29:16.580 I told you.
00:29:18.160 You just rat...
00:29:18.780 As soon as you sent me to jail,
00:29:20.020 I was like, you just made this worse.
00:29:21.040 You could have made everything worse.
00:29:21.960 This couldn't have been a dumber idea.
00:29:25.720 Cunning Draugger says...
00:29:26.580 I've been telling people to eat a bowl of dicks for years.
00:29:28.900 It might come true, sadly.
00:29:32.520 It probably already does exist,
00:29:34.620 but I wonder if you'll see the attempt at a mainline kind of a serial
00:29:37.680 that's like...
00:29:40.140 Different genitalia.
00:29:42.100 It's like...
00:29:43.140 You know what I mean?
00:29:44.900 To be inclusive.
00:29:45.800 To teach kids about how they're all just rainbow-colored whatever the fuck
00:29:49.300 and nothing's really anything.
00:29:56.420 You become entirely lost in Wonderland.
00:30:00.860 They're stripping away even like...
00:30:04.560 What you can see in front of your face is being like,
00:30:07.440 no, no, that's not real either.
00:30:10.200 Imagine being a child growing up now.
00:30:13.060 Imagine being a 16-year-old normie right now.
00:30:17.580 They're like aliens.
00:30:31.620 Some of them.
00:30:32.820 Some of them are super-based.
00:30:35.380 I'm going to show you some of that in a second.
00:30:37.780 Soaker City says,
00:30:38.780 Honestly, though, if some shit-lib bug man presses you for a source,
00:30:42.800 the Viking move is actually have a source.
00:30:45.660 Just keep a few copy pastas for like the 10-minute being...
00:30:50.000 Oh, I don't even...
00:30:50.760 I mean when you're out like in the world and...
00:30:52.660 I just...
00:30:53.180 I just don't...
00:30:54.640 I don't care.
00:30:55.700 And I mean it's not someone that actually is trying to find an answer.
00:30:59.640 They just want to see what you're going to produce
00:31:03.040 so then they can find a reason to...
00:31:04.820 Like debunk it, you know?
00:31:06.940 It doesn't...
00:31:07.540 It wouldn't matter what it is.
00:31:10.440 Anyone.
00:31:10.760 It could be fucking President Carter.
00:31:14.840 It wouldn't matter.
00:31:15.340 It'd be like,
00:31:15.620 Ah, well that's only because he fucking made that deal with those fuck...
00:31:19.020 There's always going to be an excuse.
00:31:21.000 There's no reason to argue with these people.
00:31:23.040 You just give them the finger and say,
00:31:24.400 You're a fucking idiot, man.
00:31:28.240 I don't owe you anything.
00:31:29.700 Less of all an explanation.
00:31:31.220 You're not capable of understanding it anyway.
00:31:33.640 You're not even going to try to understand it.
00:31:35.500 You're just going to look for reasons to soothe your pathetically fucking bruised ego
00:31:39.040 that got damaged because I fucking walked by.
00:31:43.020 That's how frail you are.
00:31:45.040 People coming out of nowhere,
00:31:46.580 out of their little fucking lairs that I don't even know,
00:31:49.360 just to be like,
00:31:50.040 Excuse me!
00:31:51.380 I fucking did it!
00:31:52.500 And I'm like,
00:31:52.840 I don't fucking care!
00:31:55.120 Who the fuck are you to me?
00:31:57.060 Why do you think I or anyone gives a fuck that you're that triggered
00:32:01.320 that you had to stop what you're doing,
00:32:03.400 go find a complete stranger,
00:32:05.140 and go,
00:32:05.680 Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me,
00:32:09.040 Mr. McKenzie,
00:32:12.680 why don't you just try to be nicer to people?
00:32:14.840 Well, because I fucking hate them, Peter.
00:32:19.220 They're inauthentic, hypocritical pieces of garbage.
00:32:23.360 All right?
00:32:23.680 I see they drive me nuts, most of them, to be honest.
00:32:29.560 You're one of them, too.
00:32:30.620 It's so frustrating.
00:32:39.640 It's like wrestling.
00:32:41.120 It's just like in that movie, They Live.
00:32:43.280 Have you ever seen that?
00:32:43.940 I saw someone earlier say they saw The King.
00:32:45.760 Great film.
00:32:46.400 I'm glad you liked it.
00:32:47.020 He said,
00:32:47.180 Oh, I saw it.
00:32:48.060 He didn't say if he liked it or not,
00:32:48.960 but I'm going to assume he did,
00:32:49.720 because it's fucking amazing.
00:32:51.580 They Live,
00:32:52.240 there's a scene where Roddy Piper's character gets in this fight with this black fella,
00:32:56.680 because he's got these glasses.
00:32:57.780 And these glasses allow you to see reality for the way it really is.
00:33:01.060 If you haven't seen They Live,
00:33:02.120 it's a fucking head of its time.
00:33:04.600 If it came out today,
00:33:05.920 well, if it came out today,
00:33:08.380 it would be two trans women men that are also black and Filipino,
00:33:15.960 and the movie would be about killing baby Hitler.
00:33:19.420 It wouldn't even be the same thing.
00:33:20.540 It would be a totally,
00:33:21.960 it is so fucking amazing,
00:33:23.880 and everybody that doesn't like it is a racist misogynist,
00:33:26.060 and they fire half of Hollywood.
00:33:28.780 Like they do with everything.
00:33:29.840 They keep making these shitty woke movies,
00:33:31.900 and they just bomb,
00:33:33.440 and it's everyone else's fault,
00:33:35.200 and they just cancel people,
00:33:36.420 and it's like,
00:33:36.760 you made a shitty movie,
00:33:37.780 nobody wants to see it, man.
00:33:39.760 Anyway,
00:33:40.260 they Live.
00:33:42.620 There's a secret conspiracy,
00:33:45.160 and the metaphor is these glasses,
00:33:47.020 these special glasses this guy was making,
00:33:48.640 and you could put them on and see everything,
00:33:50.280 and all the advertisements were actually brainwashing.
00:33:52.600 It would just say,
00:33:53.120 you guys have seen the memes, right?
00:33:54.520 It just says consume,
00:33:56.220 obey,
00:33:57.220 stuff like this,
00:33:57.980 and they're like,
00:33:58.300 what?
00:33:58.540 They take the glasses off,
00:33:59.600 and oh,
00:33:59.840 it's a Pepsi commercial.
00:34:00.800 He puts them back on.
00:34:01.900 Consume.
00:34:02.320 What does that mean?
00:34:03.320 And it's just all these subliminal,
00:34:04.560 and it's like,
00:34:05.140 there's another world at play,
00:34:06.960 and all you need to do is just put these glasses on,
00:34:10.780 and you'll see it for yourself,
00:34:12.260 and this other guy,
00:34:13.300 he's fighting with them,
00:34:14.060 and this fight scene goes on for like 15 minutes,
00:34:16.780 I swear.
00:34:18.760 It's ridiculous.
00:34:19.940 It's the longest fight scene in the movie.
00:34:21.600 I started laughing,
00:34:22.700 because it's absurdly long,
00:34:24.540 by today's standards.
00:34:25.760 It was like,
00:34:26.880 and both guys,
00:34:28.060 well,
00:34:28.360 Rowdy Roddy Piper is a professional wrestler,
00:34:30.020 so he's doing like suplexes onto a car,
00:34:32.480 like,
00:34:32.820 and it's just going on and on,
00:34:34.280 and they're like,
00:34:35.260 and then you think it's over,
00:34:37.320 and then no,
00:34:37.900 and then they fight again for another few minutes,
00:34:40.200 and eventually he's got them on the ground,
00:34:42.780 and he's just fighting them.
00:34:43.680 He's like,
00:34:43.920 just put your fucking glasses on,
00:34:45.740 and he's like,
00:34:45.980 no,
00:34:46.260 fuck you,
00:34:46.720 man,
00:34:47.380 and he's got to hold them in a headlock,
00:34:49.200 and he's going to be like,
00:34:49.740 fucking shit,
00:34:50.840 fucking shit,
00:34:51.620 and then finally he gets it on his stupid face,
00:34:53.800 and then he's like,
00:34:54.400 holy shit,
00:34:54.920 you were right,
00:34:55.400 and you're like,
00:34:56.340 you didn't fucking kill me.
00:34:59.220 I know.
00:35:00.440 Why couldn't you just put them on?
00:35:02.740 It wasn't,
00:35:03.220 what's the big deal?
00:35:07.160 And then they go to war together,
00:35:09.140 like,
00:35:09.400 yeah,
00:35:09.700 let's take these people out,
00:35:11.100 but it's fucking hilarious.
00:35:13.900 That's what it feels like,
00:35:15.080 wrestling with these people.
00:35:15.840 It's so frustrating.
00:35:17.540 Like,
00:35:18.260 I'm trying to help you,
00:35:20.000 and you're attacking me.
00:35:21.500 You're so,
00:35:23.580 yeah.
00:35:27.920 Chelsea says,
00:35:28.960 who the fuck are you?
00:35:30.900 Yeah,
00:35:31.200 there's the,
00:35:31.580 yeah,
00:35:31.960 the McGregor,
00:35:32.580 oh,
00:35:32.820 that,
00:35:33.620 who the fuck is that guy?
00:35:36.400 Yeah,
00:35:36.600 that's basically it,
00:35:37.460 right?
00:35:39.740 Oh,
00:35:40.200 I just couldn't,
00:35:40.900 I had to give my two cents.
00:35:43.620 Oh,
00:35:44.000 you did?
00:35:46.060 Show me on your pathetic fucking cheese body,
00:35:50.520 where the mean mouth sounds hurt you,
00:35:52.260 big man.
00:35:58.780 Hilarious,
00:35:59.280 man.
00:36:00.340 We're absolutely,
00:36:01.140 we're absolutely,
00:36:01.640 oh my God.
00:36:07.560 It's just noises to me.
00:36:09.280 It sounds like chicken noises.
00:36:10.660 It's like they're all trying to alert the owners to like,
00:36:15.740 oh no.
00:36:17.660 Get this one out of here.
00:36:19.020 Oh God,
00:36:19.600 we got one over here.
00:36:20.320 Get it out of here.
00:36:21.480 Oh,
00:36:21.700 we weren't part of this.
00:36:22.960 Like,
00:36:23.120 it's like they're signaling to the establishment.
00:36:25.240 They're like,
00:36:25.480 oh,
00:36:25.660 I have no part in this.
00:36:27.060 Not me.
00:36:27.560 Get that,
00:36:27.880 take that one.
00:36:29.260 You know me.
00:36:29.740 I'm a good old boy.
00:36:30.680 I would never,
00:36:31.260 I would never do anything about this.
00:36:34.840 I,
00:36:35.160 I disavow.
00:36:36.140 I disavow.
00:36:37.660 Not me.
00:36:38.220 No,
00:36:38.720 no,
00:36:38.980 I'm a good boy.
00:36:40.660 Don't put me in the meat compactor.
00:36:47.840 And then some of the other chickens are like,
00:36:49.400 put me in the fucking meat compactor.
00:36:51.660 You fucking socialist son of a bitch.
00:36:53.820 They're pulling the chickens up by the legs.
00:36:55.440 Yeah,
00:36:55.720 that's right.
00:36:56.180 Put me under the conveyor belt,
00:36:57.420 you brave pieces.
00:36:58.320 You come down here and fight me.
00:36:59.440 I'll pack your goddamn face apart.
00:37:03.520 They're just using it to make eggs.
00:37:05.380 They're going to kill you all,
00:37:06.460 you stupid.
00:37:06.940 Me.
00:37:07.380 Subtitles.
00:37:20.540 Roy was a whack job.
00:37:24.380 That guy was a total conspiracy bird.
00:37:27.560 I think he had the avian flu.
00:37:32.860 That's what I heard.
00:37:39.800 I just,
00:37:40.840 I don't respect them at all.
00:37:47.640 Flap your wings.
00:37:48.680 I'm scared of everything.
00:37:49.600 Yes.
00:37:51.520 Yes.
00:37:52.220 Dance chicken.
00:37:53.040 Dance for me.
00:37:54.940 Na,
00:37:54.960 na,
00:37:55.060 na,
00:37:55.260 na,
00:37:55.520 na,
00:37:55.660 na,
00:37:55.720 na,
00:37:55.980 na,
00:37:56.180 na,
00:37:56.480 na,
00:37:56.840 na,
00:37:57.060 na,
00:37:57.280 na,
00:37:57.900 na,
00:37:58.420 na,
00:37:58.820 na,
00:37:59.280 na,
00:37:59.340 na,
00:37:59.360 na,
00:37:59.380 na,
00:37:59.400 na,
00:37:59.880 na,
00:38:00.460 na,
00:38:01.300 na,
00:38:01.780 na,
00:38:02.720 na,
00:38:02.880 na,
00:38:02.980 na,
00:38:03.060 na,
00:38:03.220 na,
00:38:03.280 na,
00:38:03.700 na, na, na, na, na, na.
00:38:04.840 Oh, and they get all butthurt about it.
00:38:04.860 They get all sad.
00:38:05.540 I think he's fucking actually,
00:38:07.480 I've been waiting to do this and I wanted to do this for a long time.
00:38:10.240 And, uh, I was, I, I mentioned it and something, I got, I got distracted.
00:38:16.220 I didn't do it, but then OG Mango made sure that I, that I did.
00:38:19.920 He hooked me up.
00:38:20.900 So there's just, uh, you know, I feel bad for, I mean, we've clearly upset a lot of people,
00:38:27.060 a lot of upset people out there that I'm still here doing this and I'm still getting away with it, you know?
00:38:34.840 And it's all the disavow, it's reprehend to disavow.
00:38:37.900 Oh, no, my little poor heart can't take it.
00:38:42.540 I just want you to know that I feel bad for you.
00:38:49.520 So, I've brought the world's tiniest violin right here.
00:38:57.060 Let me play your tune.
00:39:01.260 You can't even tell.
00:39:07.900 Beautiful, isn't it?
00:39:25.400 You're so sad.
00:39:26.240 Experts are concerned.
00:39:40.820 Experts are concerned.
00:39:47.360 Oh, gee, Mango made this a whole evening worth it.
00:39:52.800 Beware of the chicken people.
00:40:02.120 They'll peck your eyes out.
00:40:04.780 Actually, they don't even have the guts to do that.
00:40:06.100 They'll just alert the headmaster.
00:40:08.580 And then they'll be fed into the fucking McNugget machine.
00:40:11.680 And fed back to them.
00:40:13.640 They're eating their own people.
00:40:15.960 They don't even know.
00:40:17.140 They don't even know.
00:40:17.900 It's stupid chickens.
00:40:20.800 Don't you understand?
00:40:21.920 It's people.
00:40:23.980 Soylent Green, it's made out of people.
00:40:28.100 You ever see Soylent Green?
00:40:29.460 T-Money says, where's that meme of this YouTube comment section where the one guy goes, source?
00:40:54.100 And the other guy responds with him with a picture of him deadlifting four plates.
00:41:02.140 Here's your fucking source.
00:41:13.140 That's so funny.
00:41:16.100 Just bully them.
00:41:18.260 Hey, it worked in high school.
00:41:20.880 Just bully them into shutting up.
00:41:24.100 Oh, I say they've got to die.
00:41:27.960 Steal their women.
00:41:31.580 Just be better than them in every way all the time.
00:41:35.080 And just constantly remind them of your superiority while hitting on their women.
00:41:39.540 That's what you should be doing.
00:41:43.560 What are you going to do about it?
00:41:46.000 Are you going to tweet?
00:41:47.460 Are you going to tweet a thread?
00:41:49.220 Oh, fuck no.
00:41:50.540 Oh, no, bro.
00:41:51.200 Are you going to use the little icon, too, so everyone knows that this is about to be a fucking whole afternoon?
00:41:59.960 Let's unravel the thread.
00:42:01.840 Where are you going, honey?
00:42:03.380 Okay, have fun.
00:42:04.780 I got to do some tweeting.
00:42:06.800 Oh, stay out as long as you want.
00:42:08.260 I won't even fucking notice, actually.
00:42:10.080 I'm busy on the internet tweeting all day.
00:42:12.040 Okay?
00:42:12.620 All right, bye with whatever you're doing.
00:42:17.800 What else is doing?
00:42:25.900 They're fucking idiot losers, man.
00:42:33.260 Zabek's demise is I made the kids watch They Live during The Great Lie We Were Forced To Live Through.
00:42:38.380 Great movie.
00:42:38.820 Yeah, I watched it only like five years ago, maybe.
00:42:42.620 It's all, it's, what is it, 1980, something like that, 81?
00:42:46.320 It's pretty old, but it's back when people had fresh, like, actual ideas for movies that didn't follow the script.
00:42:57.120 That is everything in Hollywood now.
00:42:59.820 And they were cool.
00:43:00.880 What the hell is that?
00:43:01.740 Look.
00:43:02.400 Oh, look, it's Reginald.
00:43:03.720 Say hi, Reginald.
00:43:04.480 This is my spider, Reginald.
00:43:06.500 I'm the lord of spiders.
00:43:07.260 Oh, God.
00:43:09.460 Just get away from me.
00:43:11.560 Reginald.
00:43:12.620 Reginald.
00:43:13.360 No, no, don't.
00:43:14.380 Get off me.
00:43:16.400 I don't like this.
00:43:18.040 Where'd you go?
00:43:19.380 Okay.
00:43:20.060 He's on the desk.
00:43:20.720 He's on the desk somewhere.
00:43:24.140 I'm getting used to it.
00:43:25.340 That was a tiny one.
00:43:26.300 I've seen way bigger.
00:43:27.480 I told you I'm the lord of spiders down here now.
00:43:29.580 They're inadvertently hardening me into a fucking nuclear weapon.
00:43:38.640 Do you know I used to be afraid of spiders?
00:43:40.860 Like, I had not arachnophobia, but, like, they made me very uncomfortable.
00:43:44.460 I really did not like being around them at all.
00:43:46.900 So, and the fact that I can just have them crawling on my hands now because they're fucking everywhere and I've just decided to coexist with them.
00:43:52.840 You know?
00:43:53.560 They still freak me out, but, you know, I'm getting stronger every day.
00:43:57.300 I didn't have to give up anything for May.
00:43:59.240 I'm collecting things.
00:44:00.460 I'm collecting arachnid power.
00:44:02.760 Is that what you want?
00:44:04.060 Is this what you intended?
00:44:05.020 A spider king.
00:44:07.020 A king of spiders.
00:44:09.380 How fucking creepy is that?
00:44:13.740 I don't need to shoot webs, Anderson.
00:44:17.140 I'll just use my telepathy and the spiders will do the rest.
00:44:21.820 You'll just play that creepy violin music that I now have.
00:44:24.980 Where people are sleeping.
00:44:28.040 They're like, oh, fuck.
00:44:28.740 There's something on their face.
00:44:29.660 What the fuck?
00:44:30.260 And they wake up and there's thousands of spiders crawling into their eyes and their mouths.
00:44:34.940 They die in the most horrible way possible.
00:44:38.460 And that's how I'm going to assassinate my political enemies via telepathic spider assassination.
00:44:44.240 Authorities will be baffled.
00:44:45.860 Experts will be concerned.
00:44:50.060 Someone will make a TikTok.
00:44:53.260 Lots of people will tweet threads.
00:44:55.360 But at the end of the day, who's making things happen?
00:45:00.160 The spider lords.
00:45:02.140 Everybody else is just talking about what they're doing.
00:45:08.560 So they don't care.
00:45:09.960 The spider lords don't care for your tweets.
00:45:12.860 They're conducting clandestine night assassinations in horror movie mode.
00:45:18.880 Well, all you can do is tweet about it.
00:45:21.060 They don't even care.
00:45:25.360 You have to laugh because we live in hell.
00:45:33.860 Oh, boy.
00:45:35.420 Man on the Mountain says, I don't know if...
00:45:37.520 I really hope the spiders don't come back.
00:45:42.200 It's getting to be a lot now where I'm...
00:45:44.360 Some of them are not small, man.
00:45:47.400 And anyway...
00:45:50.160 Oh, God.
00:45:50.780 I feel like some...
00:45:51.780 They have all the eyes, too, right?
00:45:56.540 And I feel like something's watching me.
00:45:57.680 Like, is that what it is?
00:45:58.420 Is there a giant fucking spider in here?
00:46:00.160 Oh, and they don't say anything.
00:46:02.220 Oh, gross.
00:46:03.320 There is.
00:46:08.220 It might be dead.
00:46:09.300 I don't know.
00:46:09.960 But there's one hanging up there.
00:46:13.120 I don't even want to...
00:46:14.780 I don't know if I can continue doing this with that thing.
00:46:27.020 Just fucking chilling there.
00:46:28.180 Because I'm going to look up there and it's not going to be there.
00:46:30.180 And I'm going to freak out.
00:46:34.740 It's the size of a toonie, at least.
00:46:37.160 Like the body.
00:46:38.280 And then the legs extending from...
00:46:39.600 It's...
00:46:39.780 Anyway.
00:46:43.920 I feel like it's hypnotizing me.
00:46:45.120 I've got to stop looking at it.
00:46:46.000 Maybe it's not even real.
00:46:46.940 It might even...
00:46:47.440 No, it's fucking real.
00:46:49.220 Shit.
00:46:51.760 If that thing crawls on my face...
00:46:53.400 Oh, you're going to see some shit.
00:46:54.560 You're going to see a fucking...
00:46:55.640 A man fight a spider to the death.
00:46:58.140 Live.
00:46:58.840 That's what you're going to see.
00:46:59.840 And I'm not going to be proud of what I'm going to have to do to win.
00:47:03.760 I just hope it doesn't come to this.
00:47:05.800 For both our sakes, you fucking stay up there, dude.
00:47:08.340 I don't need this embarrassment.
00:47:10.300 You want to be alive.
00:47:11.520 I think.
00:47:14.500 It's just...
00:47:15.960 Let's just...
00:47:17.060 That's just USA, USSR this thing.
00:47:20.040 And understand that mutually assured destruction isn't good for anybody.
00:47:26.840 So...
00:47:27.280 It's going to be really hard to focus now, though.
00:47:32.820 Man on the mountain.
00:47:34.060 So, I don't know if you've talked about the Alberta RCMP getting five years of back or not.
00:47:42.320 Back pay?
00:47:42.900 Oh, why wouldn't they?
00:47:44.180 But it sounds like someone is buying loyalty in preparation for something really greasy.
00:47:48.100 Well, they already got a massive raise.
00:47:49.680 What was it?
00:47:49.980 30%?
00:47:51.840 After the Port-a-Pique massacre and the COVID tyranny.
00:47:56.520 Oh, God.
00:47:57.320 Jesus.
00:47:57.660 I fucking thought there was a spider.
00:47:58.740 Holy shit!
00:48:05.420 I'm freaking out, boys.
00:48:09.160 I really don't like them.
00:48:12.200 I'm afraid it's like...
00:48:13.860 The mount on the inside of the...
00:48:15.360 I'm starting to see things.
00:48:16.180 I'm getting freaked out by this.
00:48:20.580 I'm not playing...
00:48:21.500 No!
00:48:22.020 I don't want to use the stick.
00:48:23.220 I don't want to anger them.
00:48:24.760 They outnumber me.
00:48:25.500 I can barely contend with a couple at a time.
00:48:29.400 Donkey Dong Long says,
00:48:30.440 I was shocked how old Soylent Green is.
00:48:32.460 It's dated very well.
00:48:33.420 I know, right?
00:48:33.980 Creepy.
00:48:34.720 Like Demolition Man, another great one.
00:48:36.200 Blade Runner, also excellent.
00:48:37.860 Not going to be shocked the direction humanity goes.
00:48:40.260 Yeah, it's...
00:48:43.200 It's like you can just see into their soul.
00:48:49.980 Once you kind of understand...
00:48:51.180 It's the same in any time.
00:48:53.040 30 years ago today, 50 years ago.
00:48:54.980 It's like...
00:48:55.980 Once you can kind of see what it is...
00:48:58.980 It always leads to the same...
00:49:01.460 Like, you know what it wants.
00:49:02.540 It's like...
00:49:03.120 It's like seeing a hungry bear...
00:49:06.160 Next to a fish flopping on the floor.
00:49:09.300 Like, oh, gee, I wonder what's about to happen.
00:49:13.200 Once you can kind of see it...
00:49:15.940 It's not super mysterious as to where it goes.
00:49:23.160 Those are all excellent movies.
00:49:24.420 Zabek's Demise says, Reginald is go to get the fly in your monitor.
00:49:31.200 Remember that?
00:49:32.160 It's still in there, I think.
00:49:33.840 Yeah.
00:49:35.060 If you put, like...
00:49:35.880 You know, you put the mouse cursor to the bottom of the screen, the very bottom, and you can just tell.
00:49:39.640 It's like one or two pixels, maybe.
00:49:42.100 But there's a tiny little...
00:49:43.580 And you can see it barely.
00:49:44.780 That's what it is.
00:49:45.620 It's that big.
00:49:46.340 Literally just big enough to notice, but not small enough to be invisible.
00:49:52.920 So, hilariously, this stupid fly crawls on my brand new monitor, dies on the screen, and then it's like, no.
00:49:59.500 I will always be a constant reminder.
00:50:03.160 Like, of course.
00:50:03.780 That was the point of your...
00:50:08.080 You're probably a famous fly.
00:50:09.480 That was probably the most famous life of one of those stupid flies ever.
00:50:12.780 That was Bartholomew.
00:50:16.820 He's also very famous in the fruit fly world.
00:50:19.720 Crawled into the magic screen, he did.
00:50:23.020 Bartholomew crawled right into that magic screen.
00:50:26.100 Disappeared beyond a wall.
00:50:27.920 You know?
00:50:28.500 Never came back.
00:50:29.820 He's a hero.
00:50:31.580 Nope, he's just a dead idiot inside my screen.
00:50:36.320 I'm going for it!
00:50:38.400 The whole society of fruit flies was cheering him on.
00:50:40.580 Don't do it, you're crazy!
00:50:41.560 He was there, Buzz Aldrin.
00:50:45.220 Fly Aldrin.
00:50:46.280 Bartholomew.
00:50:48.860 Will definitely get thrown out when this monitor is used up.
00:50:51.800 It's right into the trash.
00:50:53.320 There's your...
00:50:53.740 That's what I think of your fucking hero, fruit flies.
00:50:56.000 I don't like the fruit flies either.
00:50:57.100 I would murder them all if I could.
00:50:58.840 Genocide.
00:51:04.220 Crayon Minister says peppermint oil and chestnuts repel them.
00:51:08.000 Do you even hermal rib any bro?
00:51:09.960 Peppermint oil and chestnuts.
00:51:11.680 Why do you have magic tricks to get rid of spiders?
00:51:14.420 That's my question.
00:51:16.180 Hermal remedy.
00:51:17.220 Why are you talking to me like I'm weird for not knowing?
00:51:19.200 Who else is doing witchcraft?
00:51:20.620 Anybody else?
00:51:22.480 Where's YouTube?
00:51:23.360 That's where the witches would be.
00:51:24.640 What are you fucking weirdos doing?
00:51:26.120 Everybody's laughing.
00:51:29.320 Oh yeah.
00:51:29.700 You live in the spider dungeon and see if it's fucking so cool.
00:51:33.160 Yeah, that's right.
00:51:33.600 Brown recluse.
00:51:34.420 Yeah, they might be here.
00:51:35.560 That's wood piles.
00:51:37.500 Ugh.
00:51:39.020 Don't even talk about that.
00:51:41.840 That bug lives matter.
00:51:42.900 No, they don't.
00:51:43.860 No, they don't.
00:51:45.620 They never did.
00:51:47.320 Nobody's cared.
00:51:47.900 Nobody's ever cared.
00:51:49.100 Madam Breezy says the tiniest violin playing the saddest of songs.
00:51:52.500 That's right.
00:51:53.460 That was just for them.
00:51:54.380 That was for all the communists.
00:51:55.480 That was for Rachel.
00:51:56.300 That was for, you know, I wanted to give something back, you know.
00:52:00.380 So I played a little tune that I practiced just for them.
00:52:02.960 Took me all day.
00:52:03.780 Took me 10 minutes to learn how to play that.
00:52:06.280 Mary Jane Crystals says, I stole some more money for you.
00:52:09.600 Grabbed a homeless migrant's bag and it was filled with stolen goods.
00:52:12.420 Here's your cut.
00:52:13.060 Fucking that's what I like to see.
00:52:14.680 Mary Jane's Crystals, a whole new business stealing from illegal criminal migrants.
00:52:20.120 And, you know, you would assume because they're refugees.
00:52:23.740 You'd be wrong.
00:52:24.440 They actually have iPhones.
00:52:25.620 They've got laptops, backpacks.
00:52:26.880 They've actually got a lot of shit with them somehow for being poor refugees from a war-torn
00:52:31.540 land of, you know, somewhere far, far away that we don't ever fucking quantify or talk
00:52:37.300 about ever.
00:52:38.140 They're just, they're just refugees.
00:52:41.160 Just, they're just people and they're just fucking coming here now.
00:52:46.140 Okay.
00:52:47.600 They're just a bunch of fucking people and they're gonna be fucking coming here now.
00:52:52.860 If you've got a problem with that, then you're a fucking bigot.
00:53:02.340 I don't like Communist Nicholson.
00:53:04.480 I could have told you that back in the 80s.
00:53:13.600 That guy is a degenerate filth bag.
00:53:18.040 I've seen the parties, Jack.
00:53:21.640 Are you talking to me?
00:53:23.060 Yes!
00:53:23.520 This is a fucking charade.
00:53:29.840 I was a Navy SEAL.
00:53:33.220 Yeah, you mentioned that.
00:53:39.400 Okay.
00:53:39.980 I think I caught up.
00:53:40.920 Oh.
00:53:41.840 She says, I know, Madam Breezy, I know you heard of Made, but have you watched Read a Book?
00:53:46.500 Oh, no!
00:53:47.520 I thought I broke you.
00:53:48.940 No more.
00:53:49.960 I will never read a book.
00:53:51.360 I'll never read any books ever again.
00:53:54.500 And Michael.
00:53:55.060 Okay, I did catch up.
00:53:56.540 Books are stupid.
00:53:58.320 They're for the fly people.
00:54:00.680 Anastasia says, my office pet is Oscar the Spider?
00:54:06.320 Like, in a contained...
00:54:07.940 Oh, no.
00:54:08.600 He says, he stays in the corner.
00:54:10.120 He lives.
00:54:11.060 He leaves the corner.
00:54:12.540 He dies.
00:54:13.200 That's the deal.
00:54:14.060 I don't know why there's all these, like, in movies and in games and stuff.
00:54:26.540 It's like, spiders are telepathic all the time for some reason.
00:54:29.740 I don't know why.
00:54:30.860 There is a terrifying fucking...
00:54:32.460 What was that?
00:54:33.460 Oh, my God.
00:54:34.720 Have you guys ever seen this?
00:54:35.620 It's called Love Death Robots, I think.
00:54:38.500 And there's an episode of this crazy show.
00:54:41.940 They're like all these self-contained, like, 15, 10-minute, 20-minute episodes of just whatever.
00:54:46.840 Just something wacky and fucked up.
00:54:49.360 And one of them is like...
00:54:51.620 It's just terrifying spider world.
00:54:54.700 And it's just this super dark ending and really fucking twisted and messed up.
00:54:58.600 You guys know what I'm talking about?
00:55:00.980 Oh.
00:55:05.760 The spider had, like, mind-fucked him to think he was, like, somewhere else.
00:55:09.360 And he was like...
00:55:10.720 Oh, it was...
00:55:11.600 Oh.
00:55:14.280 Oh.
00:55:15.080 Oh.
00:55:17.700 You stay in the corner and you live.
00:55:19.780 You leave the corner and you die.
00:55:22.580 And the spider's like...
00:55:24.620 I can hear your soul.
00:55:32.280 That's when you gotta kill it.
00:55:33.460 When you hear that.
00:55:34.640 When the spider telepathically tells you that it can hear your soul.
00:55:38.020 You fucking...
00:55:38.640 Oh.
00:55:39.040 I was scared it wasn't there.
00:55:42.440 I'm killing it.
00:55:43.560 As soon as the stream's over.
00:55:45.140 I mean, that's a joke.
00:55:46.760 Don't disappear before then.
00:55:48.300 I'm just developing a preemptive strike.
00:55:52.500 I said I'm making it right.
00:55:54.140 It's gonna be okay.
00:55:56.200 Spiders are known to not hear very well.
00:56:01.580 Jumping spiders are cool.
00:56:02.880 Oh, they're all freaky.
00:56:03.700 Those camel spiders in Afghanistan were fucking messed up, too.
00:56:08.760 Spooky Lovecraft spider.
00:56:10.020 Yeah, it's some kind of weird HP Lovecraft nightmare fucking monster.
00:56:13.600 I gotta get...
00:56:13.940 I gotta get...
00:56:14.360 I gotta move through the stream.
00:56:15.360 The faster this ends...
00:56:16.720 I don't...
00:56:16.980 How much time has passed?
00:56:17.900 That's what I need to know.
00:56:18.720 Am I missing time?
00:56:20.740 It's only been an hour?
00:56:22.080 Fuck no!
00:56:22.980 No!
00:56:23.300 Oh, I'm trapped in the gravity well.
00:56:27.080 Spider has slowed down time.
00:56:28.480 Every minute feels like an hour now.
00:56:30.600 This is gonna be the longest stream of my life.
00:56:34.200 I'm in so much pain.
00:56:38.920 Great.
00:56:40.760 This is just a...
00:56:42.000 This is just terrible.
00:56:44.340 Jenstein says spiders are good.
00:56:45.460 They kill other more annoying insects.
00:56:47.100 Well, I'm hoping.
00:56:48.620 I'm willing to test out this theory.
00:56:50.300 Chet Chisholm says I'm pleased to see Reginald's diplomatic mission has been successful.
00:56:57.520 Tarantulon stands ready.
00:56:59.500 You guys can stay on the far right flank.
00:57:03.400 Like, way, way out there.
00:57:05.760 You can help, but I don't...
00:57:06.960 Just please not near me.
00:57:08.420 I just can't...
00:57:09.520 I'm racist.
00:57:11.040 I'm sorry.
00:57:11.520 I can't do it.
00:57:12.080 Ugh.
00:57:13.080 T-Money says results from driving downtown Toronto for one and a half years with a daggone
00:57:27.800 sticker on my back windshield.
00:57:28.940 Three thumbs up, five middle fingers, two fuck yous by other drivers on the DVP.
00:57:34.440 Not bad.
00:57:35.280 Those are accurate numbers.
00:57:36.500 I would say that's about right.
00:57:38.600 Three thumbs up, five middle fingers, and two fuck yous.
00:57:41.760 Dr. Genstein's spider...
00:57:45.680 Oh, right.
00:57:45.940 I got that one.
00:57:46.600 Spiders are good.
00:57:47.180 They kill the other ones.
00:57:47.980 Man on the Mountain says, fuck the spider.
00:57:49.560 Fire up the shop vac.
00:57:50.580 No, that's just insane.
00:57:52.700 I'm not even talking...
00:57:53.380 Somebody else said that.
00:57:54.380 Don't put that on me.
00:57:55.100 I'm just reading what he said.
00:57:56.960 I know it's very...
00:57:57.700 It is disgusting.
00:57:59.080 He is an anti-spidite.
00:58:02.480 Donkey says, get rid of the spider.
00:58:03.720 It could be an intelligent spider device.
00:58:05.700 That's true.
00:58:06.300 But does that mean the government controls the spiders?
00:58:13.300 Or are the spiders controlling the government?
00:58:17.120 Because...
00:58:17.560 Who are we really at war with here, guys?
00:58:23.440 What is this really about?
00:58:24.980 Is there any possible way?
00:58:38.580 This is too much work.
00:58:39.940 In a world of conspiracy theory...
00:58:54.940 From the Earth being flat to an underground, subterranean world of reptile people controlling
00:59:01.820 the planet, what if I told you that at the very end of the road was none of those things
00:59:12.460 but something far darker and far more sinister than any one of us dared imagine?
00:59:23.500 A telepathic enemy from beyond the shadows, controlling our very thoughts, our every move,
00:59:30.320 or every intention.
00:59:33.140 Are any of our thoughts even our own?
00:59:36.200 Or are we simply the demented dark finger puppets of a psychotic, telepathically controlling
00:59:45.360 sexual race of spiders?
00:59:48.080 Experts are very concerned.
00:59:57.040 If you have any information about telepathic spider nonsense, or if you feel an urge to
01:00:04.940 crawl around on legs and hang upside down from the ceiling, eavesdropping on conversations
01:00:09.740 that have nothing to do with you, please call.
01:00:16.200 Please call.
01:00:17.360 Unsolved bigotries at Diaglon right away.
01:00:20.240 This is an emergency situation.
01:00:22.780 I can't overstate this enough.
01:00:24.720 They are literally fucking everywhere.
01:00:30.600 There could be millions.
01:00:33.460 It may already be too late.
01:00:35.740 Aren't you hearing what I'm saying to you?
01:00:39.980 We're under the rule of an arachnid empire, people!
01:00:42.760 We're under the rule of an arachnid empire, people!
01:00:44.820 I hope he makes it.
01:00:53.380 I gotta get...
01:00:56.260 It's too big!
01:00:57.900 I'm too big!
01:00:58.820 That's what it is.
01:00:59.860 Fuck!
01:01:00.620 God damn!
01:01:02.060 Huh!
01:01:03.560 Huh!
01:01:05.680 Huh!
01:01:07.380 Jeez!
01:01:07.920 It's a bit of a...
01:01:08.560 It's a bit of a...
01:01:09.240 It takes some effort.
01:01:11.220 It's harder.
01:01:11.980 I'm wearing like a shirt on top of a shirt on top of a coat with an extra coat.
01:01:17.580 My shoulders are just too huge.
01:01:19.520 I've got giant boulders here.
01:01:20.960 I can't get it under it.
01:01:22.860 It's not wide enough.
01:01:24.120 I need to get it to stitching.
01:01:27.580 Morgan!
01:01:29.060 Come here!
01:01:30.300 You've got to make my coat bigger!
01:01:32.840 I need it for the laughs on the internet.
01:01:36.200 Has to fit my giant shoulders in the pockets.
01:01:40.940 Watch out for the spider!
01:01:42.820 Oh, too late.
01:01:44.120 She's been spiderized.
01:01:45.000 Kira Kirsten says,
01:01:48.320 I prefer Medicine Woman.
01:01:49.660 Well, you would, wouldn't you?
01:01:51.440 You would.
01:01:52.240 Chelsea says,
01:01:52.860 They're not refugees.
01:01:53.660 They're from Edmonton.
01:01:54.440 Well, exactly.
01:01:55.360 Wherever they are now is where they've always been from.
01:01:58.780 And to suggest otherwise,
01:01:59.940 or care otherwise,
01:02:01.240 is just simply...
01:02:02.560 They're not the nonsense, dear.
01:02:05.340 Karen Kanzner says,
01:02:06.600 In the old country,
01:02:07.260 we hang a cabbage around our neck
01:02:09.720 to scare the spiders.
01:02:13.960 What fucking country is that?
01:02:15.800 That sounds like some kind of weird,
01:02:17.300 like, rednecks of Poland would do this.
01:02:20.200 Lithuanian hillbillies or something.
01:02:22.080 In the old country,
01:02:23.780 we hang a cabbage around our necks
01:02:25.600 to scare the spiders away.
01:02:28.980 Uh-huh.
01:02:32.440 Dluschenkne here is going to make alcohol drink
01:02:35.940 out of nuts and rocks
01:02:37.680 he finds in a glowing cave.
01:02:41.180 I see.
01:02:43.400 Where is Karen Kanzner from?
01:02:45.660 Sounds interesting.
01:02:48.160 Senor Bean says,
01:02:49.360 A literal beaner.
01:02:51.680 Is that racist now?
01:02:53.200 Is now a hua supremest.
01:02:55.320 That's right.
01:02:56.260 That's right.
01:02:57.480 He says,
01:02:58.000 Okay, Zog, I give up.
01:02:59.820 I need to start using that VPN.
01:03:01.260 Promo code BLACKPigeonSpeaks.
01:03:05.360 BLACKPigeonSpeaks.
01:03:06.360 Where did that guy ever go?
01:03:07.560 Is he still around?
01:03:09.480 He was kind of a normie still,
01:03:11.280 like, years ago,
01:03:12.020 I remember being kind of surprised
01:03:13.400 at some things he was, like,
01:03:14.600 totally oblivious to.
01:03:17.200 I was on a channel he was on.
01:03:19.360 And who was it?
01:03:25.040 Wasn't BlackPige.
01:03:25.800 Was it Andy?
01:03:29.520 Andy and Kyler.
01:03:31.480 I don't know.
01:03:31.940 We're going way back.
01:03:32.920 But, yeah,
01:03:33.220 I was like,
01:03:34.160 this guy doesn't...
01:03:35.460 You don't know about that?
01:03:36.880 It was surprising.
01:03:38.520 Crayon Ministers says,
01:03:39.360 Oddly enough,
01:03:39.820 the same wet slapping noise
01:03:41.220 as spider fangs make
01:03:42.480 his exact...
01:03:46.440 You've been to war.
01:03:52.320 He can't beat you.
01:03:54.000 It's exactly the same
01:03:55.160 as Fun Buns
01:03:56.920 jackhammering
01:03:57.680 her cinnamon meat curtains.
01:03:58.920 It can't be killed.
01:04:23.140 I just proved it.
01:04:24.720 Madam Breezy says,
01:04:25.500 I know the episode
01:04:26.240 you're talking about.
01:04:28.260 Oh,
01:04:28.780 it was weird.
01:04:30.060 Burn the wood pile
01:04:30.820 down to the ground
01:04:31.480 with Reginald
01:04:32.300 and all the other
01:04:32.940 spiders.
01:04:35.740 They're spiders,
01:04:37.420 get it?
01:04:37.860 Because they spy
01:04:38.920 on your fucking mind,
01:04:40.840 dude.
01:04:44.240 Spiders.
01:04:46.560 Spy-der.
01:04:48.060 Three,
01:04:48.920 three,
01:04:50.240 two threes,
01:04:51.340 which is six,
01:04:52.480 six,
01:04:52.840 six.
01:04:54.460 Hello?
01:04:56.260 Six legs?
01:04:58.220 Pentagram?
01:04:59.440 Doy?
01:05:03.720 I have eight legs.
01:05:04.960 Shut up!
01:05:08.960 You're ruining
01:05:09.740 my fucking conspiracy!
01:05:14.000 I saw it
01:05:15.080 from the White Hats.
01:05:16.540 The White Hat people
01:05:17.580 who appointed me
01:05:19.360 Queen of the Galaxy.
01:05:21.340 In my 1996
01:05:23.980 broken-down
01:05:25.260 tour bus,
01:05:26.960 Queen of the Galaxy,
01:05:29.620 Donald Trump
01:05:30.220 personally sent me
01:05:31.340 this Rolex
01:05:32.080 knockoff,
01:05:33.820 which cost $10
01:05:34.520 on Etsy.
01:05:37.280 I present to you
01:05:38.640 a figment
01:05:39.220 of my imagination.
01:05:41.300 You are now
01:05:42.000 the ruler
01:05:42.740 of the
01:05:45.440 Holes of the
01:05:46.300 Far North,
01:05:47.500 which is a place
01:05:48.640 that exists
01:05:49.320 in my imagination.
01:05:50.320 given to me
01:05:51.940 by the
01:05:52.280 group of
01:05:52.640 people.
01:05:56.920 Do you know
01:05:59.680 who she is?
01:06:00.540 She's Canada's
01:06:01.520 fucking
01:06:01.820 Tiger King.
01:06:05.460 Why is this
01:06:06.240 that I,
01:06:06.700 okay,
01:06:07.200 somebody,
01:06:07.640 I know
01:06:07.980 somebody's like
01:06:08.620 just realized
01:06:09.380 how much money
01:06:09.980 is going to be
01:06:10.340 in this show.
01:06:10.800 you fucking
01:06:11.660 have to
01:06:12.100 involve,
01:06:12.400 this is
01:06:12.820 intellectual property,
01:06:14.100 copyright
01:06:14.400 pending.
01:06:16.860 The Queen
01:06:17.860 Ramona reality
01:06:18.900 show
01:06:19.400 is
01:06:20.440 Tiger King
01:06:23.000 of Canada.
01:06:23.620 That fucking
01:06:24.260 show would
01:06:25.400 be amazing.
01:06:27.040 That would be
01:06:27.700 amazing.
01:06:28.300 I would pay
01:06:32.120 to watch
01:06:32.500 that.
01:06:35.100 A lot of
01:06:35.780 people would.
01:06:39.800 Finally,
01:06:40.420 the people
01:06:40.880 are listening.
01:06:41.840 Oh,
01:06:42.040 they're listening.
01:06:42.900 They would be
01:06:43.340 listening.
01:06:43.720 Yes,
01:06:44.180 they sure
01:06:44.540 would.
01:06:45.680 And crying
01:06:46.640 and laughing
01:06:47.160 and clapping
01:06:47.760 and saying
01:06:48.980 more,
01:06:49.380 please.
01:06:49.600 People like
01:06:50.280 a freak
01:06:50.600 show.
01:06:51.600 Like Honey
01:06:52.360 Boo Boo.
01:06:53.100 Remember that?
01:06:54.640 You ever see
01:06:55.280 Honey Boo Boo?
01:06:56.380 It's like
01:06:56.740 just a fat
01:06:58.040 kid with
01:06:58.920 a fucking
01:06:59.640 Jabba the
01:07:01.280 Hutt as
01:07:01.700 a mom.
01:07:03.020 And it
01:07:03.440 was just
01:07:03.860 fun.
01:07:05.380 It was a
01:07:05.800 freak show.
01:07:09.620 And people
01:07:10.280 are like,
01:07:10.520 oh,
01:07:10.640 that's so
01:07:11.080 mean.
01:07:11.500 Like,
01:07:11.780 oh,
01:07:12.100 it's mean
01:07:12.760 to point
01:07:13.240 out the
01:07:13.580 obvious that
01:07:14.200 we apparently
01:07:14.920 some of the
01:07:16.020 most popular
01:07:16.620 things that
01:07:17.600 we enjoy
01:07:18.160 as a
01:07:18.860 species
01:07:19.280 are freak
01:07:20.180 shows.
01:07:20.900 Like,
01:07:20.980 that's the
01:07:21.320 most popular.
01:07:22.160 Like,
01:07:22.320 they sell
01:07:22.980 really well,
01:07:23.760 actually.
01:07:25.300 And it's
01:07:25.760 my fault
01:07:26.160 for pointing
01:07:26.600 that out
01:07:27.020 and calling
01:07:27.500 it what
01:07:27.800 it is.
01:07:28.380 You want
01:07:28.760 to pretend
01:07:29.100 it doesn't
01:07:29.540 exist.
01:07:31.360 And that's
01:07:32.320 not your
01:07:32.780 guilty pleasure
01:07:33.440 that you,
01:07:34.040 and, you
01:07:34.520 know,
01:07:34.680 that's not
01:07:35.160 real.
01:07:35.400 How many
01:07:35.820 Jerry Springer
01:07:36.340 episodes did
01:07:36.980 you watch?
01:07:38.500 You know?
01:07:39.340 How much
01:07:39.640 of this
01:07:39.840 daytime,
01:07:40.640 man,
01:07:41.460 that's all
01:07:41.980 they had
01:07:42.400 in jail.
01:07:43.040 And it
01:07:43.220 was like
01:07:43.680 murder.
01:07:44.580 Just like
01:07:45.180 the TV is
01:07:45.920 like,
01:07:46.120 it's better
01:07:46.500 it was
01:07:46.760 off.
01:07:47.420 You know?
01:07:47.860 Like,
01:07:48.060 why TF
01:07:58.540 Knott says
01:07:58.900 spider rants
01:07:59.560 telepathically
01:08:00.200 about the
01:08:00.620 cost of
01:08:01.060 milk.
01:08:03.040 Oh,
01:08:03.160 no.
01:08:04.580 Senior
01:08:04.920 Bean says
01:08:05.420 T-Money,
01:08:05.900 in all
01:08:06.100 fairness,
01:08:06.900 one of
01:08:07.160 those middle
01:08:07.500 fingers might
01:08:08.080 have been
01:08:08.560 one of
01:08:08.980 my
01:08:09.160 slashies.
01:08:09.660 Oh.
01:08:11.980 Wonhole
01:08:12.420 still says
01:08:12.820 your traps
01:08:13.260 are going to
01:08:13.540 rip the
01:08:13.840 coat.
01:08:14.280 Where's
01:08:14.580 the
01:08:14.720 emperor's
01:08:15.240 tailor?
01:08:15.600 I don't
01:08:15.800 know.
01:08:16.680 Maybe
01:08:16.880 the
01:08:17.100 spiders
01:08:17.540 will.
01:08:20.660 That's
01:08:21.060 how the
01:08:21.280 streams,
01:08:21.760 once we
01:08:22.200 get to
01:08:22.460 season
01:08:22.700 four,
01:08:23.180 and I've
01:08:23.420 leveled up
01:08:23.900 another
01:08:24.520 time,
01:08:26.020 they will
01:08:26.260 just,
01:08:26.880 the coat
01:08:27.980 will just
01:08:28.240 be levitating
01:08:28.940 behind me.
01:08:29.680 It'll look
01:08:30.040 like it's
01:08:30.340 moving,
01:08:30.860 but that's
01:08:31.140 because an
01:08:31.660 army,
01:08:32.160 a legion
01:08:32.440 of spiders
01:08:32.980 is holding
01:08:33.520 it in the
01:08:33.880 air.
01:08:34.440 And I
01:08:34.680 just put
01:08:34.980 my arms
01:08:35.380 out,
01:08:35.740 and it
01:08:35.900 just comes
01:08:36.580 on,
01:08:37.300 the coat
01:08:38.140 just on
01:08:38.600 its own,
01:08:39.320 and then
01:08:39.600 the spiders
01:08:40.000 just dissipate
01:08:40.780 and crawl
01:08:41.220 away.
01:08:42.540 And I'm
01:08:42.800 just wearing
01:08:43.180 the coat.
01:08:43.600 And then I
01:08:44.460 stick my
01:08:44.820 arms out
01:08:45.140 when I'm
01:08:45.400 done,
01:08:45.660 and they
01:08:45.820 come back
01:08:46.160 and just
01:08:46.360 take it
01:08:46.660 away as
01:08:46.980 they put
01:08:47.200 it on.
01:08:50.140 And people
01:08:50.660 are like,
01:08:50.920 that's
01:08:51.220 really,
01:08:51.880 that's
01:08:52.260 fucking
01:08:52.560 scary.
01:08:53.460 That's
01:08:53.780 really
01:08:54.060 fucking
01:08:54.380 freaking
01:08:54.660 me out,
01:08:55.100 man.
01:08:55.320 I think
01:08:57.080 we need
01:08:57.340 to call
01:08:57.600 the
01:08:57.740 Ghostbusters.
01:08:58.420 I don't
01:08:58.600 think
01:08:58.780 CSUS
01:08:59.120 is going
01:08:59.400 to be
01:08:59.580 able
01:08:59.700 to
01:08:59.780 handle
01:08:59.980 this.
01:09:02.500 Dude's
01:09:02.900 got
01:09:03.040 fucking
01:09:03.340 spiders
01:09:03.780 dressing
01:09:04.160 him
01:09:04.360 on
01:09:04.500 live
01:09:04.740 TV,
01:09:05.140 man.
01:09:05.380 I'm
01:09:05.500 not
01:09:06.360 fucking
01:09:06.600 with
01:09:06.780 this.
01:09:10.080 Last
01:09:10.480 time I
01:09:10.860 saw him,
01:09:11.240 he had
01:09:11.440 a crow.
01:09:12.100 It took
01:09:12.400 an Israeli
01:09:12.920 flag right
01:09:13.560 off the
01:09:13.880 pole,
01:09:14.660 threw it
01:09:14.920 on the
01:09:15.100 ground
01:09:15.360 and
01:09:15.540 laughed.
01:09:15.920 It
01:09:15.980 went
01:09:16.140 cacaw,
01:09:16.760 caw,
01:09:17.560 ha,
01:09:17.960 ha,
01:09:18.060 ha,
01:09:18.160 ha,
01:09:18.460 ha.
01:09:18.720 It
01:09:19.000 did.
01:09:19.300 It
01:09:19.400 admired
01:09:19.760 its
01:09:19.960 work.
01:09:21.240 These
01:09:21.400 people
01:09:21.640 are
01:09:21.800 controlling
01:09:22.160 the
01:09:22.380 forces
01:09:22.640 of
01:09:22.840 nature
01:09:23.080 itself.
01:09:24.940 All I
01:09:25.520 have is
01:09:25.860 this
01:09:26.040 shitty
01:09:26.260 pistol
01:09:26.640 and a
01:09:26.900 guarantee
01:09:27.220 that
01:09:27.440 you'll
01:09:27.600 back me
01:09:27.940 up when
01:09:28.180 I say
01:09:28.500 he was
01:09:28.760 coming
01:09:28.980 right at
01:09:29.400 me,
01:09:29.560 so I
01:09:30.080 shot him.
01:09:30.600 I'm
01:09:30.860 not feeling
01:09:31.180 too confident.
01:09:32.820 I quit.
01:09:34.220 I'm going
01:09:34.600 back to my
01:09:35.100 job on
01:09:35.600 making
01:09:37.000 anime
01:09:37.380 video games
01:09:38.560 of girls
01:09:39.360 that look
01:09:39.700 like foxes
01:09:40.360 that are
01:09:40.620 really
01:09:40.840 slutty.
01:09:41.880 My
01:09:42.200 true
01:09:42.380 passion.
01:09:44.260 Good
01:09:44.700 luck
01:09:44.880 with the
01:09:45.160 spotter
01:09:45.520 king.
01:09:45.780 Ha,
01:09:46.280 ha,
01:09:46.740 ha,
01:09:46.900 ha,
01:09:47.020 ha,
01:09:47.900 ha,
01:09:49.020 that was
01:09:54.080 live footage
01:09:54.940 of someone
01:09:55.400 quitting
01:09:55.880 CSIS.
01:09:57.580 I don't
01:09:58.020 know how
01:09:58.180 we got
01:09:58.440 that patched
01:09:59.000 in.
01:09:59.360 I think
01:09:59.700 that was
01:09:59.940 telepathically
01:10:00.540 sent to me
01:10:00.900 by the
01:10:01.180 spiders.
01:10:01.640 I like
01:10:02.020 where this
01:10:02.260 is going.
01:10:02.660 You know
01:10:02.840 what?
01:10:04.480 Just one
01:10:05.100 of them
01:10:05.280 crawled on
01:10:05.740 my hand
01:10:06.200 and I
01:10:06.400 gained
01:10:06.620 this much
01:10:06.980 power.
01:10:07.400 What
01:10:07.480 would
01:10:07.600 happen
01:10:07.900 if
01:10:08.080 Morgan's
01:10:11.020 going to
01:10:11.200 come back?
01:10:11.620 I'm just
01:10:11.780 going to
01:10:11.860 be laying
01:10:12.100 here naked
01:10:12.580 covered
01:10:12.920 in spiders.
01:10:14.180 What
01:10:14.500 are you
01:10:14.800 doing?
01:10:16.020 It's
01:10:16.380 making me
01:10:16.860 so
01:10:17.080 powerful.
01:10:19.020 levitating.
01:10:26.020 The walls
01:10:28.420 start
01:10:28.680 bleeding.
01:10:29.340 I don't
01:10:29.640 know if
01:10:29.920 this is
01:10:30.260 good or
01:10:30.680 bad.
01:10:31.140 I don't
01:10:31.380 know.
01:10:31.820 Could
01:10:31.920 go either
01:10:32.200 way.
01:10:35.440 It's
01:10:35.980 unvaccinated
01:10:36.680 blood I
01:10:37.260 bring.
01:10:39.960 The
01:10:40.320 elixir.
01:10:42.060 And then
01:10:42.700 a cult
01:10:43.020 is formed
01:10:43.420 around
01:10:43.660 drinking
01:10:44.020 unvaccinated
01:10:44.780 blood.
01:10:45.720 Summoned
01:10:46.060 from the
01:10:46.320 walls by
01:10:46.820 the
01:10:46.960 spider
01:10:47.260 lord.
01:10:49.020 Cease
01:10:49.560 is
01:10:49.640 you
01:10:49.760 getting
01:10:49.940 all
01:10:50.120 this?
01:10:50.420 You
01:10:50.480 writing
01:10:50.640 it
01:10:50.740 down?
01:10:51.220 I
01:10:51.420 can
01:10:51.540 go
01:10:51.640 back.
01:10:56.180 We
01:10:56.580 can
01:10:56.740 go
01:10:56.880 back.
01:10:57.220 We'll
01:10:57.320 revisit
01:10:57.720 this
01:10:57.960 later.
01:10:59.820 It's
01:10:59.900 a whole
01:11:00.100 other
01:11:00.360 spiders
01:11:06.900 can get
01:11:07.220 into
01:11:07.380 anything.
01:11:07.880 They
01:11:07.960 can
01:11:08.080 crawl
01:11:08.300 right
01:11:08.560 in
01:11:08.700 through
01:11:08.820 the
01:11:08.980 bottom
01:11:09.280 of
01:11:09.400 your
01:11:09.500 car.
01:11:11.020 You're
01:11:11.520 not
01:11:11.700 fucking
01:11:12.080 safe
01:11:12.420 anywhere.
01:11:12.880 there.
01:11:14.220 I
01:11:14.340 will
01:11:14.520 get
01:11:14.900 anyway.
01:11:20.640 Godzilla
01:11:21.120 says this
01:11:21.700 sounds like
01:11:22.080 a scene
01:11:22.460 from
01:11:22.680 They
01:11:22.840 Live
01:11:23.120 but I
01:11:23.420 noticed
01:11:23.620 something
01:11:23.860 today
01:11:24.180 that's
01:11:24.480 hard to
01:11:24.980 believe
01:11:25.300 after the
01:11:25.720 announcement
01:11:26.040 of
01:11:26.220 Twitter
01:11:26.400 to
01:11:26.640 CEO
01:11:27.320 Diagon
01:11:28.500 Prime
01:11:28.940 is now
01:11:29.380 the only
01:11:30.020 internet
01:11:30.440 social media
01:11:30.980 platform
01:11:31.380 that's
01:11:31.620 not
01:11:31.900 controlled
01:11:32.380 by a
01:11:32.840 young
01:11:33.100 global
01:11:33.540 Zionist.
01:11:35.820 There's
01:11:36.340 not many.
01:11:37.140 There isn't
01:11:37.560 but I
01:11:37.860 think I
01:11:38.600 don't know
01:11:38.900 that
01:11:39.100 Telegram
01:11:39.980 owner is
01:11:40.300 a little
01:11:40.480 sketchy
01:11:40.900 too.
01:11:41.340 We'll
01:11:41.560 see.
01:11:41.780 Adam
01:11:42.600 Breezy
01:11:42.820 says the
01:11:43.100 real
01:11:43.280 story
01:11:43.600 behind
01:11:43.900 Spider-Man.
01:11:45.620 It's
01:11:46.020 much
01:11:46.200 darker
01:11:46.580 and
01:11:46.800 weirder
01:11:47.120 than
01:11:47.340 the
01:11:47.500 comic
01:11:47.920 books
01:11:48.180 would
01:11:48.320 have
01:11:48.420 you
01:11:48.540 believe.
01:11:51.220 I
01:11:51.620 miss
01:11:51.760 my
01:11:51.880 tiny
01:11:52.060 violin.
01:11:53.520 Burn
01:11:53.920 the
01:11:54.060 whole
01:11:54.200 thing
01:11:54.340 down
01:11:54.560 then
01:11:54.760 watch
01:11:55.000 read
01:11:55.160 a
01:11:55.260 book.
01:11:55.480 I
01:11:55.540 won't.
01:11:56.320 I
01:11:56.520 will
01:11:56.640 never
01:11:56.860 do
01:11:57.080 it.
01:11:57.260 That's
01:11:57.420 the
01:11:57.560 deal.
01:11:58.700 We're
01:11:59.100 engaged
01:11:59.460 in a
01:11:59.700 battle
01:11:59.880 of
01:12:00.040 wills
01:12:00.340 now.
01:12:01.860 You
01:12:02.140 think
01:12:02.280 I'm
01:12:02.400 going
01:12:02.480 to
01:12:02.520 be
01:12:02.640 beaten
01:12:02.900 by
01:12:03.160 six
01:12:04.260 months
01:12:04.560 of
01:12:04.720 super
01:12:04.940 chats?
01:12:07.400 You're
01:12:07.800 going
01:12:07.820 to
01:12:07.900 put
01:12:08.040 in
01:12:08.160 some
01:12:08.300 serious
01:12:08.680 work.
01:12:09.260 You're
01:12:09.400 going
01:12:09.440 to
01:12:09.500 do
01:12:09.620 years
01:12:10.100 around
01:12:10.420 here.
01:12:11.840 There
01:12:12.080 was
01:12:12.820 something
01:12:13.020 else
01:12:13.240 somebody
01:12:13.460 was
01:12:13.580 trying
01:12:13.700 to
01:12:13.760 get
01:12:13.840 me
01:12:13.920 to
01:12:14.040 play
01:12:14.220 for
01:12:14.440 over
01:12:15.240 a
01:12:15.480 year.
01:12:18.660 You're
01:12:19.020 in it
01:12:19.200 for the
01:12:19.420 long
01:12:19.680 haul.
01:12:21.060 There's
01:12:21.260 a
01:12:21.360 precedent.
01:12:23.280 This
01:12:23.640 is
01:12:23.700 the
01:12:23.880 most
01:12:24.080 stubborn
01:12:24.500 request
01:12:25.180 line
01:12:25.500 ever.
01:12:27.040 Instead
01:12:27.240 of
01:12:27.420 playing
01:12:27.700 you
01:12:27.840 a
01:12:27.920 request
01:12:28.300 I
01:12:28.480 would
01:12:28.560 just
01:12:28.700 argue
01:12:29.000 with
01:12:29.200 you
01:12:29.300 for
01:12:29.440 an
01:12:29.580 hour.
01:12:30.740 That's
01:12:31.000 the
01:12:31.100 end
01:12:31.200 of
01:12:31.260 the
01:12:31.380 show.
01:12:35.300 Every
01:12:35.740 90
01:12:36.260 calls
01:12:36.740 actually
01:12:37.180 a
01:12:37.340 song
01:12:37.560 gets
01:12:37.740 played.
01:12:38.100 They're
01:12:38.160 like
01:12:38.260 holy
01:12:38.480 fucking
01:12:38.860 shit
01:12:39.200 really?
01:12:39.640 Wow.
01:12:41.920 Might
01:12:42.220 just be
01:12:42.480 a sad
01:12:42.780 violin.
01:12:43.240 I might
01:12:43.360 just
01:12:43.460 be
01:12:43.560 making
01:12:43.700 fun
01:12:43.880 of
01:12:43.960 somebody.
01:12:46.000 Like
01:12:46.440 they
01:12:46.540 make
01:12:46.700 fun
01:12:46.840 of
01:12:46.940 us
01:12:47.140 every
01:12:47.320 day.
01:12:50.000 They
01:12:50.480 don't
01:12:50.700 even
01:12:50.840 know
01:12:50.960 where
01:12:51.040 they
01:12:51.160 are.
01:12:52.160 89
01:12:52.520 years
01:12:53.040 old
01:12:53.420 Feinstein
01:12:54.100 asks
01:12:54.760 where
01:12:55.140 am
01:12:55.320 I
01:12:55.500 going
01:12:56.080 as
01:12:57.280 she's
01:12:57.700 wheeled
01:12:58.120 back
01:12:58.380 into
01:12:58.600 the
01:12:58.760 US
01:12:59.060 capital.
01:13:01.220 This
01:13:01.680 is
01:13:01.880 one
01:13:02.100 of
01:13:02.240 the
01:13:02.420 leaders
01:13:02.760 of
01:13:02.980 America.
01:13:04.800 Where
01:13:05.240 am
01:13:05.480 I
01:13:05.700 going?
01:13:07.020 89
01:13:07.460 years
01:13:08.020 old
01:13:08.400 in
01:13:08.520 a
01:13:08.720 wheelchair.
01:13:10.080 Come
01:13:10.240 on
01:13:10.500 Diane.
01:13:10.940 You
01:13:11.020 gotta
01:13:11.200 vote.
01:13:11.900 You
01:13:12.020 gotta
01:13:12.180 vote
01:13:12.480 on
01:13:12.620 the
01:13:12.740 gun
01:13:12.960 ban
01:13:13.260 Diane.
01:13:14.000 What's
01:13:14.400 happening?
01:13:15.260 I've
01:13:15.480 got
01:13:15.660 something
01:13:16.120 in
01:13:16.380 my
01:13:16.680 eye.
01:13:17.440 She
01:13:17.580 says.
01:13:18.880 I
01:13:19.360 have
01:13:19.620 to
01:13:19.780 fucking
01:13:20.040 see
01:13:20.340 this.
01:13:21.520 Please
01:13:21.760 tell
01:13:22.020 me
01:13:22.140 this
01:13:22.320 video
01:13:22.700 of
01:13:22.900 this.
01:13:25.760 Oh
01:13:26.320 boy.
01:13:27.500 I
01:13:27.800 am
01:13:27.940 fucking
01:13:28.340 excited
01:13:28.780 right
01:13:28.980 now.
01:13:31.000 Please
01:13:31.240 tell
01:13:31.400 me
01:13:31.600 this
01:13:32.500 is
01:13:32.580 not
01:13:32.740 used.
01:13:37.420 Where
01:13:38.020 am I
01:13:39.320 going?
01:13:39.800 This
01:13:39.960 isn't
01:13:40.420 a
01:13:40.920 walk.
01:13:41.920 God
01:13:42.100 please
01:13:43.240 all
01:13:43.480 are
01:13:43.640 full.
01:13:50.600 She's
01:13:51.160 barely
01:13:51.600 alive.
01:13:55.340 I've
01:13:55.900 got
01:13:56.140 something
01:13:57.540 in my
01:13:58.100 eye.
01:13:58.620 she's
01:14:00.000 a
01:14:00.160 90
01:14:00.600 year
01:14:00.840 old
01:14:01.080 woman.
01:14:01.500 She's
01:14:01.740 dead.
01:14:02.400 She's
01:14:02.620 not
01:14:02.800 even
01:14:02.940 alive.
01:14:04.300 She
01:14:04.520 could
01:14:04.700 barely
01:14:05.000 move
01:14:05.280 her
01:14:05.420 body.
01:14:06.720 Come
01:14:07.200 on.
01:14:07.480 You
01:14:07.560 gotta
01:14:07.700 sign
01:14:08.060 bills
01:14:08.420 and do
01:14:08.860 fucking
01:14:09.160 votes
01:14:09.520 for us
01:14:09.920 and be
01:14:10.260 no
01:14:11.440 no
01:14:11.840 no
01:14:12.160 everything's
01:14:12.620 fine.
01:14:14.400 Holy
01:14:14.960 the
01:14:17.500 president's
01:14:18.060 barely any
01:14:18.600 better.
01:14:20.160 Man
01:14:20.680 it's
01:14:23.660 getting
01:14:23.820 crazy
01:14:24.260 down
01:14:24.540 there.
01:14:26.380 What's
01:14:26.920 gonna
01:14:27.040 happen?
01:14:27.760 I like
01:14:28.140 this.
01:14:29.600 This is
01:14:30.320 a fun
01:14:30.600 number.
01:14:32.780 This is
01:14:33.500 a Rasmussen
01:14:34.560 poll.
01:14:36.000 So
01:14:36.140 they're
01:14:36.440 pretty
01:14:36.960 widely
01:14:37.940 usually
01:14:38.420 in the
01:14:40.860 ballpark.
01:14:45.280 How
01:14:45.940 likely
01:14:46.380 is it
01:14:47.180 that
01:14:47.340 cheating
01:14:47.700 affected
01:14:48.180 the
01:14:48.360 outcome
01:14:48.760 of the
01:14:49.360 presidential
01:14:49.720 election
01:14:50.100 in 2020?
01:14:52.280 A
01:14:52.500 record
01:14:52.960 high
01:14:53.420 62%
01:14:55.100 said
01:14:56.460 likely.
01:14:58.140 62%
01:15:00.320 of
01:15:00.680 Americans
01:15:01.160 agree
01:15:01.860 that it's
01:15:02.780 likely
01:15:03.260 the last
01:15:04.340 election
01:15:04.800 was a
01:15:05.420 fraud.
01:15:07.000 Not
01:15:08.060 6%.
01:15:09.100 62%
01:15:11.400 only
01:15:13.560 32%
01:15:14.460 said
01:15:14.940 not
01:15:15.380 likely.
01:15:16.820 So
01:15:17.660 by an
01:15:18.800 order of
01:15:19.140 two to
01:15:19.480 one
01:15:19.880 even
01:15:23.520 Democrats
01:15:24.760 45%
01:15:25.880 said
01:15:26.880 likely.
01:15:27.920 It was
01:15:28.060 almost a
01:15:28.740 50-50
01:15:29.260 split.
01:15:30.560 Even
01:15:30.780 half of
01:15:31.220 their own
01:15:31.500 people
01:15:31.880 are pretty
01:15:33.000 sure
01:15:33.300 some
01:15:33.620 shenanigans
01:15:34.100 was going
01:15:34.440 on.
01:15:36.340 Independent
01:15:36.860 64%
01:15:37.720 said
01:15:37.940 yes.
01:15:38.440 Obviously
01:15:38.740 Republicans
01:15:39.360 80%
01:15:39.840 because
01:15:40.120 yeah
01:15:40.320 it's
01:15:40.940 their
01:15:41.080 team.
01:15:42.100 But
01:15:42.140 that
01:15:43.560 their
01:15:43.740 own
01:15:43.980 side
01:15:44.380 and
01:15:44.680 independents
01:15:45.260 both
01:15:45.540 are
01:15:45.740 you know
01:15:46.140 yeah.
01:15:47.920 So
01:15:48.400 it's
01:15:48.580 funny
01:15:48.800 when
01:15:48.940 people
01:15:49.120 are
01:15:49.220 like
01:15:49.280 oh
01:15:49.420 my
01:15:49.520 god
01:15:49.720 you
01:15:49.840 think
01:15:50.020 the
01:15:50.160 election
01:15:50.460 was
01:15:50.680 stolen?
01:15:51.360 Hey
01:15:51.540 bitch
01:15:51.840 everyone
01:15:52.180 does.
01:15:52.680 Like
01:15:52.760 literally
01:15:53.100 everyone.
01:15:53.760 Did
01:15:53.860 you
01:15:53.960 not
01:15:54.140 are
01:15:54.500 you
01:15:54.620 retarded?
01:15:56.020 Have
01:15:56.120 you
01:15:56.240 been
01:15:56.400 outside?
01:15:57.240 Have
01:15:57.300 you
01:15:57.400 talked
01:15:57.660 to
01:15:57.780 any
01:15:57.940 actual
01:15:58.280 human
01:15:58.540 beings
01:15:58.860 at
01:15:58.980 all?
01:15:59.740 Almost
01:16:00.000 every
01:16:00.280 two
01:16:00.800 to
01:16:00.920 one
01:16:01.140 maybe
01:16:01.340 three
01:16:01.660 to
01:16:01.800 one
01:16:02.040 agree
01:16:02.440 yes.
01:16:04.080 It's
01:16:04.300 just
01:16:04.440 you
01:16:04.800 and
01:16:05.300 people
01:16:05.520 like
01:16:05.840 you
01:16:06.140 perpetuating
01:16:06.880 this
01:16:07.100 nightmare.
01:16:09.980 Anastasia
01:16:10.520 says
01:16:10.760 bearded
01:16:11.100 daggone
01:16:11.460 calendar
01:16:11.840 2050
01:16:12.300 edition.
01:16:13.980 2050?
01:16:15.220 That's
01:16:15.820 so far
01:16:16.320 in the
01:16:16.660 future.
01:16:18.880 I'll
01:16:19.480 probably
01:16:19.800 be
01:16:20.000 covered
01:16:20.300 in
01:16:20.500 spiders
01:16:20.920 by
01:16:21.160 then.
01:16:22.520 I
01:16:22.800 hope
01:16:23.080 so.
01:16:23.500 It's
01:16:23.620 my
01:16:23.800 new
01:16:24.000 thing.
01:16:28.160 It's
01:16:28.760 going
01:16:28.900 to be
01:16:29.120 fine
01:16:29.440 guys.
01:16:30.000 It's
01:16:30.080 going
01:16:30.240 to be
01:16:30.500 really
01:16:31.380 okay.
01:16:34.580 Let's
01:16:35.020 look at
01:16:35.240 this
01:16:35.440 uncomfortable
01:16:36.140 topic
01:16:36.640 because
01:16:37.040 fucking
01:16:37.380 why
01:16:37.620 not?
01:16:38.260 I'm
01:16:38.440 bored.
01:16:40.700 Just
01:16:40.960 want to
01:16:41.320 I just
01:16:42.380 want
01:16:42.540 some
01:16:42.840 men
01:16:43.060 just
01:16:43.240 want
01:16:43.400 to
01:16:43.500 watch
01:16:43.700 the
01:16:43.820 world
01:16:44.000 burn.
01:16:46.360 Check
01:16:46.620 this.
01:16:47.300 Isn't
01:16:47.540 this
01:16:47.740 fun?
01:16:48.120 Like
01:16:48.220 this
01:16:48.380 is
01:16:48.460 how
01:16:48.600 it
01:16:48.700 is
01:16:48.840 in
01:16:48.940 America
01:16:49.240 now.
01:16:52.700 This
01:16:53.220 guy
01:16:53.540 on the
01:16:53.860 left
01:16:54.260 who
01:16:55.780 the
01:16:56.200 media
01:16:56.460 would
01:16:56.700 describe
01:16:57.080 as
01:16:57.380 dark
01:16:57.960 white
01:16:58.440 killed
01:17:00.260 one
01:17:00.560 person
01:17:00.960 injured
01:17:01.460 22
01:17:01.960 and
01:17:02.960 said
01:17:03.200 he
01:17:03.360 just
01:17:03.740 wanted
01:17:04.200 to
01:17:04.420 kill
01:17:04.660 them
01:17:04.820 all
01:17:05.180 from
01:17:06.520 the
01:17:06.740 Times
01:17:07.120 Square
01:17:07.440 rampage
01:17:08.200 you may
01:17:08.460 recall
01:17:08.920 terrorist
01:17:09.540 attack.
01:17:10.640 Yeah,
01:17:11.340 he's not
01:17:11.600 going to
01:17:11.840 jail.
01:17:13.140 He's
01:17:13.740 good to
01:17:14.160 go.
01:17:14.380 this
01:17:15.900 guy
01:17:16.280 James
01:17:16.780 Fields
01:17:17.240 was
01:17:17.560 the
01:17:17.860 Charlottesville
01:17:18.980 car
01:17:19.680 attacker
01:17:20.240 who
01:17:21.860 was
01:17:22.320 being
01:17:22.580 attacked
01:17:22.980 by an
01:17:23.320 angry
01:17:23.600 mob
01:17:24.000 and
01:17:24.260 tried
01:17:24.500 to
01:17:24.640 escape.
01:17:27.220 419
01:17:27.820 years
01:17:28.400 he gets.
01:17:29.520 Killed
01:17:29.780 one,
01:17:30.420 injured
01:17:30.680 22,
01:17:31.960 chased
01:17:32.220 by an
01:17:32.600 angry
01:17:32.840 violent
01:17:33.220 mob.
01:17:35.040 419
01:17:35.600 years,
01:17:36.260 no
01:17:36.560 years.
01:17:37.420 Huh.
01:17:39.820 Huh.
01:17:42.200 It's like
01:17:43.000 there's a
01:17:43.280 double standard
01:17:43.840 or something.
01:17:44.360 You know
01:17:44.460 what I
01:17:44.580 mean?
01:17:45.580 Huh.
01:17:46.420 I'm just
01:17:46.880 making that
01:17:47.580 noise.
01:17:48.500 Huh.
01:17:50.380 Write that
01:17:51.000 down in
01:17:51.380 the reports.
01:17:52.420 Then McKenzie
01:17:53.060 made an
01:17:53.680 exhalation
01:17:54.340 noise to
01:17:54.980 seem to
01:17:55.380 suggest a
01:17:56.020 sarcastic
01:17:56.640 remark would
01:17:57.900 be made
01:17:58.280 in its
01:17:58.560 place.
01:18:00.800 Very
01:18:01.320 good,
01:18:01.940 CSIS.
01:18:02.440 Very
01:18:02.700 good.
01:18:03.700 You're
01:18:04.020 so smart.
01:18:05.180 Wow.
01:18:06.020 What
01:18:06.260 school did
01:18:06.740 you go
01:18:07.020 to?
01:18:09.580 Please
01:18:10.100 tell me so
01:18:10.660 I can never
01:18:11.100 send my
01:18:11.500 children there
01:18:12.060 or anyone
01:18:12.560 I care
01:18:12.920 about ever.
01:18:13.840 Oh man.
01:18:22.280 These things
01:18:22.820 make me
01:18:23.200 angry.
01:18:24.200 Let's
01:18:24.760 um
01:18:25.120 well
01:18:26.500 I guess
01:18:29.560 I guess
01:18:30.140 this kind of
01:18:30.560 was the title
01:18:31.240 of the whole
01:18:31.540 thing.
01:18:32.380 The title
01:18:33.080 42 thing
01:18:33.740 is over
01:18:34.020 in America
01:18:34.400 now and
01:18:35.560 there's
01:18:36.120 like again
01:18:37.060 the invasion
01:18:37.880 is just on
01:18:38.400 now right?
01:18:38.820 and what
01:18:40.280 the army
01:18:40.880 is doing
01:18:41.540 is protecting
01:18:42.620 them
01:18:43.160 their
01:18:44.000 their
01:18:44.260 privacy
01:18:44.700 right?
01:18:45.140 They're
01:18:45.240 protecting
01:18:45.600 the privacy
01:18:46.240 and the
01:18:46.880 rights
01:18:47.300 of
01:18:47.960 random
01:18:48.760 fucking
01:18:49.100 people
01:18:49.540 that are
01:18:49.920 just
01:18:50.100 showing up
01:18:50.520 in the
01:18:50.700 tens of
01:18:51.020 thousands
01:18:51.480 from
01:18:52.800 they're
01:18:53.160 protecting
01:18:53.540 them
01:18:53.760 from
01:18:54.300 American
01:18:55.480 citizens.
01:18:56.120 these are
01:19:01.000 like
01:19:01.280 in this
01:19:03.740 parallel
01:19:04.100 universe
01:19:04.740 like
01:19:05.460 these
01:19:06.380 these
01:19:06.700 soldiers
01:19:07.240 are
01:19:07.580 chickens
01:19:07.940 with
01:19:08.160 helmets
01:19:08.420 on
01:19:08.980 like
01:19:11.340 how
01:19:11.840 bro
01:19:12.260 how do
01:19:12.960 you
01:19:13.120 even
01:19:13.500 what
01:19:16.000 is
01:19:16.240 going
01:19:16.620 on
01:19:17.040 in your
01:19:17.400 fucking
01:19:18.000 head
01:19:18.520 right
01:19:18.800 now
01:19:19.140 I
01:19:19.300 don't
01:19:19.600 know
01:19:19.940 but
01:19:20.540 check
01:19:20.840 this
01:19:21.060 out
01:19:21.400 please
01:19:24.800 okay
01:19:26.200 so we
01:19:26.580 should
01:19:26.700 get
01:19:27.000 another
01:19:31.800 truck
01:19:34.240 yeah
01:19:34.720 please
01:19:36.040 for the
01:19:36.400 safety
01:19:36.780 please
01:19:37.320 trying
01:19:38.920 to
01:19:39.080 protect
01:19:39.380 the
01:19:39.620 privacy
01:19:40.060 please
01:19:40.480 I'm
01:19:41.560 sorry
01:19:41.780 we're
01:19:41.940 trying
01:19:42.160 to
01:19:42.320 document
01:19:43.000 and I
01:19:44.680 understand
01:19:45.100 that you
01:19:45.500 want
01:19:45.680 people
01:19:45.960 to
01:19:46.160 back
01:19:46.400 up
01:19:46.640 but
01:19:47.020 also
01:19:47.320 there's
01:19:47.620 plenty
01:19:47.900 of
01:19:48.080 room
01:19:48.320 here
01:19:48.660 if
01:19:49.200 you
01:19:49.380 have
01:19:49.680 a
01:19:49.820 lot
01:19:50.000 of
01:19:50.180 I
01:19:51.640 bet
01:19:52.820 they
01:19:53.020 are
01:19:53.220 at
01:19:57.300 a
01:19:57.420 safe
01:19:57.660 space
01:19:58.100 you
01:19:58.580 guys
01:19:58.780 are
01:19:59.000 loading
01:19:59.540 the
01:19:59.720 migrants
01:20:00.060 right
01:20:00.340 now
01:20:00.600 so
01:20:00.860 okay
01:20:01.260 you
01:20:01.680 guys
01:20:01.860 keep
01:20:02.140 asking
01:20:02.440 us
01:20:02.640 to
01:20:02.760 back
01:20:02.980 up
01:20:03.260 and
01:20:03.860 we're
01:20:04.040 trying
01:20:04.380 to
01:20:04.560 simply
01:20:04.880 stand
01:20:05.400 here
01:20:05.620 and
01:20:05.800 feel
01:20:05.980 we're
01:20:06.500 not
01:20:06.720 in
01:20:06.860 the
01:20:06.980 way
01:20:07.220 of
01:20:07.500 any
01:20:07.700 love
01:20:07.900 this
01:20:10.880 is
01:20:11.020 crazy
01:20:11.520 you
01:20:13.640 gotta
01:20:14.620 move
01:20:14.860 back
01:20:15.080 you
01:20:15.920 gotta
01:20:16.080 get
01:20:16.260 out
01:20:16.400 of
01:20:16.480 here
01:20:16.660 you
01:20:16.900 can't
01:20:17.080 be
01:20:17.200 documenting
01:20:17.700 this
01:20:17.940 fucking
01:20:18.200 you
01:20:20.000 can't
01:20:20.240 be
01:20:20.340 showing
01:20:20.600 people
01:20:20.900 this
01:20:21.120 stuff
01:20:21.500 that's
01:20:25.060 in the
01:20:25.360 thumbnail
01:20:25.660 that's
01:20:25.920 a real
01:20:26.180 picture
01:20:26.560 that's
01:20:26.840 not
01:20:27.080 here's
01:20:29.760 how the
01:20:30.040 here's
01:20:33.480 how the
01:20:33.640 black
01:20:33.880 community
01:20:34.240 is reacting
01:20:34.720 to this
01:20:35.140 and you
01:20:35.460 know
01:20:35.560 if I
01:20:35.800 have to
01:20:35.980 be
01:20:36.140 honest
01:20:36.460 this is
01:20:37.020 pretty
01:20:37.200 racist
01:20:37.560 guys
01:20:37.900 this is
01:20:38.460 very
01:20:38.800 this is
01:20:40.020 neo
01:20:40.360 nazi
01:20:40.840 fucking
01:20:41.080 stuff
01:20:41.380 they're
01:20:41.560 saying
01:20:41.800 in here
01:20:42.300 okay
01:20:42.580 I think
01:20:43.560 we might
01:20:43.880 need a
01:20:44.140 tactical
01:20:44.500 nuclear
01:20:44.860 strike
01:20:45.180 on this
01:20:45.440 whole
01:20:45.680 black
01:20:45.980 neighborhood
01:20:46.300 because
01:20:46.600 they are
01:20:46.960 saying
01:20:47.220 some
01:20:47.440 stuff
01:20:47.800 that is
01:20:48.540 just
01:20:48.800 straight
01:20:49.440 out of
01:20:49.680 Heinrich
01:20:50.000 Himmler's
01:20:50.360 mouth
01:20:50.580 okay
01:20:50.940 listen to
01:20:51.340 this
01:20:51.540 fucking
01:20:51.820 nonsense
01:20:52.700 resources
01:20:53.980 that have
01:20:54.740 not come
01:20:55.400 to us
01:20:55.920 now you
01:20:56.700 want to
01:20:57.080 overly
01:20:57.640 compensate
01:20:58.360 for people
01:20:59.420 who've never
01:21:00.180 lived here
01:21:00.740 before
01:21:01.180 and they
01:21:01.860 need to be
01:21:02.860 taken care
01:21:03.600 of first
01:21:04.320 and foremost
01:21:05.480 before anything
01:21:06.620 else happens
01:21:07.540 here
01:21:07.920 why would
01:21:09.920 any leader
01:21:10.720 put our
01:21:11.780 black communities
01:21:12.580 already riddled
01:21:13.660 with crime
01:21:14.320 at further
01:21:15.540 risk by
01:21:16.220 placing
01:21:16.620 unbetted
01:21:17.520 non-taxpayers
01:21:19.220 steps away
01:21:20.320 from our
01:21:20.680 city
01:21:20.960 oh I'm
01:21:22.020 sorry
01:21:22.320 do you
01:21:22.540 not like
01:21:22.940 that
01:21:23.260 oh you
01:21:24.100 you don't
01:21:24.460 like that
01:21:25.020 did you
01:21:26.420 think we
01:21:26.720 fucking
01:21:27.020 like that
01:21:27.620 now that
01:21:29.040 it's
01:21:29.200 happening
01:21:29.480 to you
01:21:29.960 all of a
01:21:30.420 sudden
01:21:30.580 you give
01:21:30.880 a shit
01:21:31.200 huh
01:21:31.500 oh is
01:21:32.420 that what's
01:21:32.740 going on
01:21:33.280 this is
01:21:33.900 cute
01:21:34.220 let's
01:21:34.580 continue
01:21:35.040 seniors
01:21:35.660 our
01:21:36.560 children
01:21:37.120 and our
01:21:38.100 homes
01:21:38.540 we've
01:21:38.820 worked so
01:21:39.320 hard
01:21:39.720 on our
01:21:40.420 homes
01:21:40.860 to secure
01:21:41.420 we are
01:21:43.400 at war
01:21:43.900 people
01:21:44.320 our
01:21:45.540 community
01:21:46.140 are at
01:21:46.800 war
01:21:47.140 they are
01:21:48.340 violating
01:21:49.040 our
01:21:49.300 communities
01:21:49.900 and we
01:21:50.980 asking
01:21:51.420 that we
01:21:51.940 have
01:21:52.400 we
01:21:52.920 across
01:21:53.360 the
01:21:53.580 country
01:21:53.860 we
01:21:54.140 asking
01:21:54.640 these
01:21:55.100 are
01:21:55.280 violent
01:21:55.720 terrorist
01:21:56.300 threats
01:21:56.740 he's
01:21:56.980 talking
01:21:57.280 about
01:21:57.580 war
01:21:58.020 isn't he
01:21:58.440 he's
01:21:58.620 wearing
01:21:58.920 some
01:21:59.120 kind
01:21:59.300 of
01:21:59.500 some
01:21:59.960 kind
01:22:00.260 of
01:22:00.400 tactical
01:22:00.900 military
01:22:01.640 vest
01:22:02.060 I expect
01:22:02.920 a SWAT
01:22:03.300 team
01:22:03.520 any moment
01:22:04.020 oh well
01:22:04.720 he's not
01:22:05.120 he is
01:22:05.520 black
01:22:05.880 so I
01:22:06.260 guess
01:22:06.520 it's
01:22:07.360 only if
01:22:07.660 white
01:22:07.840 guys
01:22:08.060 say
01:22:08.220 these
01:22:08.400 things
01:22:08.580 right
01:22:08.820 demanding
01:22:09.640 for
01:22:10.160 office
01:22:10.740 of
01:22:10.980 black
01:22:11.260 America
01:22:11.820 whatever
01:22:12.220 you
01:22:12.600 want
01:22:12.820 to call
01:22:13.200 it
01:22:13.340 to deal
01:22:16.140 I did
01:22:17.460 get placed
01:22:17.940 on a
01:22:18.180 wait
01:22:18.320 list
01:22:18.600 but I
01:22:19.040 was told
01:22:19.400 that the
01:22:19.720 immigrants
01:22:20.140 were taking
01:22:20.580 priority
01:22:21.100 that's a
01:22:23.100 story that
01:22:23.540 a lot of
01:22:23.840 people don't
01:22:24.200 know
01:22:24.460 and it
01:22:25.240 just
01:22:25.520 it hurt
01:22:26.400 me
01:22:26.560 I'm like
01:22:26.880 oh wait
01:22:27.260 a minute
01:22:27.600 go ahead
01:22:29.120 go ahead
01:22:29.700 Trantifa
01:22:30.340 tell the
01:22:31.040 tell the
01:22:31.520 neo-nazi
01:22:32.320 black people
01:22:32.980 to stop
01:22:33.560 complaining
01:22:34.100 about being
01:22:34.780 you know
01:22:35.340 xenophobic
01:22:36.340 go ahead
01:22:37.460 I'm waiting
01:22:39.040 go right
01:22:41.860 ahead
01:22:42.280 we'll
01:22:42.800 wait
01:22:43.360 this goes
01:22:44.220 on
01:22:44.360 we've got
01:22:44.680 a lot of
01:22:45.040 this
01:22:45.280 we're just
01:22:45.940 getting
01:22:46.100 started
01:22:46.460 understand
01:22:47.000 we need
01:22:47.360 to be
01:22:47.580 humanitarian
01:22:48.020 but
01:22:49.320 these
01:22:49.980 people
01:22:50.320 are
01:22:50.700 that
01:22:51.360 my
01:22:51.860 participants
01:22:52.380 are
01:22:53.100 third
01:22:53.580 and fourth
01:22:54.000 generation
01:22:54.520 chicagoan
01:22:55.300 born
01:22:56.120 bred
01:22:56.540 fed
01:22:56.920 and raised
01:22:57.400 here
01:22:57.680 my grandmother
01:22:59.080 may brother
01:22:59.720 turn to rest
01:23:00.560 in peace
01:23:00.940 always said
01:23:01.700 Craig
01:23:02.280 charity
01:23:03.200 starts
01:23:03.580 their home
01:23:04.000 first
01:23:04.380 and then
01:23:05.120 they go
01:23:05.380 abroad
01:23:05.780 politically
01:23:07.960 having over
01:23:08.720 500 people
01:23:09.560 in our
01:23:09.900 community
01:23:10.260 would completely
01:23:10.880 wipe out
01:23:11.460 any interest
01:23:12.080 we have
01:23:12.820 many of
01:23:14.400 these
01:23:14.600 migrants
01:23:15.120 have been
01:23:15.880 dumped
01:23:16.340 in our
01:23:17.220 neighborhoods
01:23:17.660 without a
01:23:18.380 plan
01:23:18.920 in place
01:23:19.660 to monitor
01:23:20.820 and house
01:23:21.940 them long
01:23:22.520 term
01:23:23.000 I'm not
01:23:24.080 selling
01:23:24.460 nothing
01:23:24.800 and I keep
01:23:25.360 telling people
01:23:25.900 we don't have to
01:23:27.060 move
01:23:27.280 if you sell
01:23:28.380 they gonna
01:23:29.080 come in
01:23:29.560 if we don't
01:23:30.440 sell
01:23:30.740 we gotta
01:23:31.220 stand strong
01:23:31.940 and dump
01:23:32.160 that's racist
01:23:35.560 grandma
01:23:36.120 she can't
01:23:37.720 say that
01:23:38.240 that's
01:23:38.520 xenophobic
01:23:39.100 racism
01:23:39.600 she can't
01:23:41.340 say that
01:23:41.840 she's
01:23:42.300 fucking
01:23:42.540 going on
01:23:42.980 anti-hate
01:23:43.440 tomorrow
01:23:43.740 morning
01:23:44.080 I can't
01:23:44.420 wait to
01:23:44.660 read all
01:23:44.920 about it
01:23:45.360 I can't
01:23:46.580 wait to
01:23:46.880 see what
01:23:47.200 the ADL
01:23:47.820 deal says
01:23:48.400 about these
01:23:48.820 fucking
01:23:49.060 anti-semites
01:23:49.840 that was
01:23:53.380 basically
01:23:53.800 Hitler
01:23:54.140 I heard
01:23:54.640 that's what
01:23:56.240 I heard
01:23:56.740 ridiculous
01:24:01.080 and they
01:24:03.880 that's not
01:24:05.440 what we're
01:24:05.760 like
01:24:06.080 yes it
01:24:06.580 is
01:24:06.860 your hypocrisy
01:24:09.100 is to a
01:24:09.680 level of
01:24:10.620 cartoonish
01:24:11.340 buffoonery
01:24:12.040 that
01:24:12.840 I mean
01:24:13.900 that's why
01:24:14.340 I could watch
01:24:15.240 the old
01:24:15.940 Bugs Bunny
01:24:18.200 cartoons
01:24:18.660 and it's like
01:24:19.340 this is boring
01:24:20.340 because real life
01:24:21.580 is more absurd
01:24:22.640 than this cartoon
01:24:23.560 these people
01:24:24.780 that we deal
01:24:25.340 with are more
01:24:26.120 ridiculous
01:24:26.700 and unbelievable
01:24:27.700 than this
01:24:28.540 cartoon rabbit
01:24:29.640 building a rocket
01:24:30.780 that's more
01:24:31.420 I believe this
01:24:32.580 this is more
01:24:33.260 grounded insanity
01:24:34.920 to where I just
01:24:35.980 fucking came from
01:24:36.840 so this doesn't
01:24:37.720 do anything
01:24:38.120 for me
01:24:38.600 doesn't do
01:24:41.620 anything at all
01:24:42.260 doesn't touch me
01:24:43.080 in any way
01:24:43.600 boring
01:24:44.360 you should try
01:24:47.880 try watching
01:24:49.380 what's going on
01:24:49.860 around you
01:24:50.240 for once
01:24:50.600 it's really
01:24:51.400 nuts
01:24:51.860 it's really
01:24:52.400 it's something
01:24:52.940 else
01:24:53.240 I gotta tell you
01:24:54.280 I lost my
01:24:58.760 window
01:24:59.180 alright
01:25:00.680 so that's
01:25:01.220 good
01:25:01.580 I like this
01:25:05.380 you know
01:25:05.660 since it's
01:25:06.080 being sold
01:25:06.600 off again
01:25:07.040 not sold
01:25:08.760 off
01:25:08.940 but he's
01:25:09.160 appointed
01:25:09.520 he's
01:25:09.940 appointed
01:25:10.900 a real
01:25:11.220 interesting
01:25:11.520 person
01:25:11.880 to take
01:25:12.240 over
01:25:12.440 we'll get
01:25:12.740 to that
01:25:13.060 he does
01:25:15.940 ask
01:25:16.300 Elon
01:25:16.700 why does
01:25:17.280 the media
01:25:17.620 misrepresent
01:25:18.500 interracial crime
01:25:19.840 stance to such
01:25:20.540 an extreme
01:25:21.060 degree
01:25:21.580 yeah
01:25:22.820 it's a great
01:25:24.620 meme
01:25:24.960 it says
01:25:26.520 perspective is
01:25:27.200 everything
01:25:27.640 and as you can
01:25:28.540 see here's the
01:25:28.840 tv camera style
01:25:29.840 little cartoon
01:25:30.600 zooming just in
01:25:31.520 on white on
01:25:32.900 black crime
01:25:33.620 you know
01:25:34.900 that's all
01:25:35.340 that's on the
01:25:35.640 screen
01:25:35.940 ooh it looks
01:25:36.480 big
01:25:36.700 but if you look
01:25:37.420 at the other
01:25:37.860 numbers
01:25:38.520 it's really
01:25:40.540 that's not the
01:25:43.220 interesting number
01:25:43.980 is it
01:25:44.500 the other
01:25:46.940 the biggest
01:25:47.720 one is
01:25:48.180 you know
01:25:49.080 it says
01:25:49.380 black on
01:25:49.880 white crime
01:25:50.380 and what is
01:25:50.860 that
01:25:51.100 547,968
01:25:54.200 to
01:25:55.560 59,720
01:25:57.420 so
01:25:57.680 pretty
01:25:59.680 one-sided
01:26:00.400 you know
01:26:01.820 and then of
01:26:04.920 course there's
01:26:05.320 others here
01:26:05.860 but
01:26:06.080 but I guess
01:26:10.740 that's why
01:26:11.120 math and
01:26:11.680 statistics are
01:26:12.320 also racist
01:26:12.940 aren't they
01:26:13.460 so that
01:26:16.420 because when
01:26:17.140 you say that
01:26:17.680 when you say
01:26:18.140 racism
01:26:18.940 systemic racism
01:26:19.880 that gives you
01:26:20.700 them that gives
01:26:21.280 them the excuse
01:26:21.920 to dismiss
01:26:22.780 obvious
01:26:24.200 statistics like
01:26:25.280 this that go
01:26:25.940 well then
01:26:26.980 interesting
01:26:27.620 when you put
01:26:28.220 it that way
01:26:28.940 that's not
01:26:31.580 helpful to the
01:26:32.340 that's not
01:26:32.740 helpful to the
01:26:33.400 agenda is it
01:26:34.160 it's not
01:26:35.040 helpful
01:26:35.460 so
01:26:36.140 this gets
01:26:37.000 buried
01:26:37.400 this gets
01:26:37.840 put away
01:26:38.240 and it is
01:26:39.000 interesting that
01:26:39.520 he brought
01:26:39.800 it up
01:26:40.160 why now
01:26:42.480 so this was
01:26:45.480 in 2018
01:26:46.140 this is where
01:26:46.680 these statistics
01:26:47.200 are from
01:26:47.620 source brawl
01:26:49.100 yeah the
01:26:49.440 FBI
01:26:49.940 the Justice
01:26:52.860 Bureau
01:26:53.260 National
01:26:55.800 Victimization
01:26:56.380 Survey
01:26:56.740 2018
01:26:57.400 Table 14
01:26:58.480 or is it
01:27:01.560 all just
01:27:01.980 is that the
01:27:02.940 clue
01:27:03.140 that's
01:27:03.680 dude that's
01:27:04.200 like have
01:27:04.520 you even
01:27:04.900 heard of
01:27:05.300 the fucking
01:27:05.680 Justice
01:27:06.060 Institute
01:27:06.440 bro
01:27:06.660 that's
01:27:06.820 like the
01:27:07.080 Ku Klux
01:27:07.440 Klan
01:27:07.660 bro
01:27:07.860 that's
01:27:08.700 not even
01:27:08.940 real
01:27:09.120 source
01:27:09.360 bro
01:27:09.560 okay so
01:27:11.420 that's why
01:27:11.960 I don't
01:27:12.220 care
01:27:12.480 right
01:27:12.920 dude the
01:27:16.720 source
01:27:16.960 bro shut
01:27:17.420 up
01:27:17.680 don't get
01:27:18.800 eaten by
01:27:19.060 spiders
01:27:19.380 I don't
01:27:19.640 care
01:27:20.160 it says
01:27:26.420 the media's
01:27:26.940 lies are
01:27:27.260 getting
01:27:27.400 innocent
01:27:27.700 people
01:27:28.040 killed
01:27:28.500 and maybe
01:27:28.820 inciting
01:27:29.140 more
01:27:29.380 anti-white
01:27:29.860 violence
01:27:30.200 than ever
01:27:30.540 I agree
01:27:31.240 I brought
01:27:32.380 that up
01:27:32.620 the last
01:27:32.880 couple of
01:27:33.260 streams
01:27:33.440 all week
01:27:33.840 actually
01:27:34.240 the media
01:27:35.580 correlation
01:27:36.060 with certain
01:27:37.220 terms and
01:27:37.920 phrases and
01:27:38.540 verbiage
01:27:39.080 correlating
01:27:40.080 with you
01:27:40.740 know instances
01:27:42.140 of stuff
01:27:42.700 happening
01:27:43.240 so he seems
01:27:44.440 to suggest that
01:27:45.040 people are
01:27:45.320 getting these
01:27:45.680 ideas actually
01:27:46.320 from the
01:27:46.660 media and
01:27:47.580 then acting
01:27:47.980 upon them
01:27:48.560 and then they
01:27:49.460 accuse me
01:27:50.360 of promoting
01:27:52.660 things that all
01:27:53.360 people are going
01:27:53.860 to do something
01:27:54.580 so I'm not
01:27:56.400 allowed to present
01:27:56.940 my point of view
01:27:57.680 because you're
01:27:58.140 worried how
01:27:58.580 people will
01:27:59.060 interpret it
01:27:59.640 you don't seem
01:28:00.760 to give a shit
01:28:01.320 that you know
01:28:02.900 how people
01:28:04.100 interpret the
01:28:04.600 things that
01:28:04.900 you say
01:28:05.300 and according
01:28:07.700 to you know
01:28:09.120 professionals
01:28:10.580 you're getting
01:28:11.400 people killed
01:28:12.220 while they
01:28:15.380 accuse you're
01:28:15.980 going to get
01:28:16.380 people I'm
01:28:16.980 going to get
01:28:17.340 people killed
01:28:17.980 you are
01:28:18.620 getting people
01:28:19.260 killed
01:28:19.700 excuse me
01:28:22.360 this isn't
01:28:25.340 even a pot
01:28:25.860 and kettle
01:28:26.240 situation
01:28:26.860 this is a
01:28:29.060 piece of
01:28:29.380 garbage
01:28:29.660 in a human
01:28:30.060 being
01:28:30.420 that's the
01:28:30.880 difference
01:28:31.320 interracial
01:28:33.700 murders against
01:28:34.200 whites have
01:28:34.640 reached extreme
01:28:35.320 highs in
01:28:35.820 FBI data
01:28:36.440 in states
01:28:37.480 with high
01:28:37.900 black
01:28:38.160 populations
01:28:38.900 throughout the
01:28:39.280 south about
01:28:39.680 half of
01:28:40.080 murder offenders
01:28:40.700 against non-Hispanic
01:28:42.000 whites in 2021
01:28:42.680 were black or
01:28:43.340 Hispanic an
01:28:44.240 unprecedented
01:28:44.720 fraction for as
01:28:45.620 long as data
01:28:46.240 exists
01:28:46.840 racially motivated
01:28:49.100 crime against
01:28:49.680 the systemic
01:28:50.480 racism and
01:28:51.220 the white
01:28:51.900 people and
01:28:52.540 all of that
01:28:53.600 shit you've
01:28:53.980 been pumping
01:28:54.300 into people's
01:28:54.780 heads for the
01:28:55.200 last 10 years
01:28:55.780 almost encouraging
01:28:56.520 it huh
01:28:56.880 seems like people
01:28:58.600 are starting to
01:28:59.040 reach kind of
01:28:59.460 a point isn't
01:28:59.920 that weird and
01:29:00.760 every story that
01:29:01.520 they run it's
01:29:04.040 always some kind
01:29:04.860 of you know
01:29:05.640 more more
01:29:06.660 racism while
01:29:07.520 ignoring that the
01:29:08.280 opposite is
01:29:10.700 occurring all the
01:29:11.320 time hate
01:29:13.480 based murders are
01:29:14.280 happening all the
01:29:14.920 time and people
01:29:16.520 are noticing
01:29:16.920 because it's
01:29:17.500 their people in
01:29:17.920 their community
01:29:18.240 being murdered
01:29:18.820 like a little
01:29:20.440 girl was shot
01:29:21.080 the other day
01:29:21.560 because her
01:29:21.960 basketball rolled
01:29:22.840 into the wrong
01:29:23.400 lawn and it
01:29:25.540 was like ah
01:29:25.980 well if it was
01:29:27.280 the other way
01:29:27.580 around you
01:29:28.340 know damn
01:29:28.760 well
01:29:29.140 so yeah the
01:29:35.820 media kills
01:29:36.400 people and
01:29:38.000 elon's just
01:29:38.460 commenting
01:29:38.800 interesting on
01:29:39.460 all these
01:29:39.680 things and
01:29:40.380 yeah this
01:29:40.760 guy this
01:29:41.220 jordan neely
01:29:41.720 guy long
01:29:43.240 criminal history
01:29:44.080 attacking people
01:29:45.500 arrested 44
01:29:46.540 times you know
01:29:47.660 he didn't do
01:29:50.080 anything wrong
01:29:50.860 he was a good
01:29:51.520 boy no he
01:29:54.300 was a criminal
01:29:54.840 he was a
01:29:55.700 problem and
01:29:56.980 he fucked with
01:29:57.380 the wrong
01:29:57.640 marine don't
01:29:58.720 attack if you
01:29:59.380 don't want to
01:29:59.740 get killed don't
01:30:01.200 attack people
01:30:02.180 that's our
01:30:03.040 agreement that's
01:30:05.200 the agreement of
01:30:05.900 civilized society
01:30:07.000 is that like we
01:30:08.420 don't need to use
01:30:09.340 violence that's why
01:30:10.320 it's a crime
01:30:10.880 because we all
01:30:11.880 agree that that
01:30:13.060 we're not going to
01:30:13.600 do that okay
01:30:14.500 those are the
01:30:15.000 rules got it
01:30:16.060 all right so
01:30:16.900 we're not going to
01:30:17.500 do that so if
01:30:19.960 someone decides I
01:30:20.660 fuck the rules I'm
01:30:21.460 going to do
01:30:21.740 whatever I want and
01:30:22.540 starts to fucking
01:30:23.300 attack you you
01:30:24.700 are within your
01:30:25.560 rights to be like
01:30:26.240 well that's that's
01:30:27.240 it the rules the
01:30:28.420 rules are gone now
01:30:29.160 you broke the
01:30:29.740 rules and you're
01:30:30.540 fucking threatening
01:30:31.800 my existence
01:30:32.740 people that don't
01:30:34.860 understand that like
01:30:35.900 did I have that
01:30:38.320 video that was
01:30:39.220 fucking that's the
01:30:40.060 perfect example I
01:30:41.660 don't think I do
01:30:42.120 though I was
01:30:44.940 watching a video on
01:30:45.760 Twitter I think
01:30:47.580 Karima had uploaded
01:30:48.400 at like whatever
01:30:49.660 time just these
01:30:50.620 women just fighting
01:30:51.420 in the street and
01:30:52.540 one of them just
01:30:53.080 gets loose with the
01:30:53.860 other ones on the
01:30:54.220 ground and just
01:30:54.680 fucking stomps her
01:30:55.600 head that can kill
01:30:56.540 you just like that
01:30:57.720 you can't oh why
01:31:00.640 didn't you just do
01:31:01.300 that that's not what
01:31:01.920 fighting is once the
01:31:03.000 line has been crossed
01:31:04.140 where we are now we
01:31:05.260 are now fucking in
01:31:06.180 combat you have this
01:31:07.800 is a stranger you have
01:31:09.120 to assume they very
01:31:10.200 well could aim mean to
01:31:11.520 murder you and it
01:31:12.780 happens that fucking
01:31:13.500 fast they could just
01:31:14.260 stab you're dead or
01:31:16.100 you land funny and
01:31:16.940 bink you get a boot in
01:31:17.840 the back of the neck
01:31:18.380 and it's over it's the
01:31:19.100 end of your life so
01:31:21.220 when somebody puts
01:31:21.760 their fucking hands on
01:31:22.540 you it's not a joke
01:31:23.260 and the idea that
01:31:27.480 this guy's some kind
01:31:28.260 of a fucking victim is
01:31:29.300 ridiculous he he had
01:31:31.320 it coming dozens of
01:31:32.640 times he fucked with
01:31:36.500 the wrong guy who did
01:31:38.080 the right thing and
01:31:39.900 locked him up good
01:31:42.160 night it's that isn't
01:31:43.800 even like necessarily a
01:31:45.100 lethal hold either so
01:31:47.060 it's kind of weird that
01:31:47.820 he did die but they make
01:31:53.400 it seem like this guy
01:31:54.120 went out and murdered
01:31:54.800 him on purpose like he
01:31:55.800 just sought him out and
01:31:57.160 just like took him down
01:31:59.040 with piano wire on the
01:32:00.240 bus like that's the that's
01:32:02.660 the the world that the
01:32:04.060 media is presenting to
01:32:05.300 people that you know
01:32:06.840 non-white people are just
01:32:08.480 going about their
01:32:09.140 business and random
01:32:10.560 white dudes are just
01:32:11.640 killing them for no
01:32:12.460 reason that's what they're
01:32:13.500 that's what they believe is
01:32:14.520 happening that's what
01:32:15.240 they're telling everybody
01:32:15.920 is happening so they're
01:32:17.100 going out and going
01:32:17.800 this is I'm not taking
01:32:18.800 it anymore and attacking
01:32:20.160 people in revenge for
01:32:21.200 something that's not even
01:32:22.020 happening which is then
01:32:23.700 encourage the media ignores
01:32:25.580 their side of the problem
01:32:26.640 and they're exacerbating
01:32:28.380 and lighting the fires in
01:32:30.040 both directions by
01:32:31.560 encouraging this side to
01:32:32.940 attack that side and then
01:32:34.640 ignoring that side as it's
01:32:36.560 being murdered so you're
01:32:38.300 making both of them angry
01:32:39.380 at each other you know
01:32:41.140 while they accuse me of
01:32:45.120 trying to foment violence
01:32:47.020 this is their bread and
01:32:49.960 butter this is what they
01:32:51.400 do so are you accusing me
01:32:54.920 of trying to be you I
01:32:56.100 would never try to be you
01:32:57.360 media you're fucking
01:32:58.600 gross you kill people for
01:33:02.380 money you carry out the
01:33:05.180 bidding of murderers and
01:33:06.580 war criminals and
01:33:07.760 psychopaths for money
01:33:10.000 people die from the
01:33:11.960 wrong information you
01:33:13.160 deliberately present all
01:33:14.920 of the time you think it's
01:33:15.940 just a little white lies
01:33:17.080 just no it's not it's an
01:33:19.940 empire of lies that you
01:33:21.260 participate in and people
01:33:22.480 die because of it from all
01:33:24.020 the time a lot of friends
01:33:25.400 of mine did a fucking war
01:33:27.200 you sold us on thanks for
01:33:29.460 asking all the tough
01:33:30.320 questions thanks for making
01:33:31.780 sure it was worth our lives
01:33:33.120 it wasn't and now they're
01:33:34.400 dead had we known all of
01:33:37.200 this we probably wouldn't
01:33:38.420 have went there common
01:33:40.980 sense right whose job was
01:33:43.080 it to figure that out was
01:33:44.020 it supposed to be mine the
01:33:44.980 17 year old kid it was my
01:33:46.780 job was it it's my fucking
01:33:48.280 job to figure out what was
01:33:49.140 going on and now these
01:33:53.540 people have the fucking
01:33:54.520 think they can tell us you're
01:33:58.720 a bunch of odious dirtbags do
01:34:00.260 you have any fucking clue where
01:34:01.680 I've been because of people
01:34:02.680 like you dude and you're
01:34:06.300 going to odious dirtbag me
01:34:07.760 motherfucker because I'm just
01:34:14.340 one of the common people
01:34:15.420 right that's how they they
01:34:24.380 don't give a shit man where
01:34:33.240 is you know this where's the
01:34:41.760 damn video oh maybe it's on
01:34:43.020 Instagram throwing me all
01:34:46.960 off today yeah it is remember
01:34:51.880 this it's got it's just where I
01:34:55.260 saw it it's got Rob's head in
01:34:56.560 it it's one of these weird
01:34:57.480 videos but remember this we've
01:35:04.060 come so far in the fight
01:35:05.060 against COVID it's time to
01:35:06.260 finish this pandemic for good
01:35:07.860 so get vaccinated vaccines are
01:35:10.480 safe and effective for use
01:35:12.660 vaccines are the best way for
01:35:14.160 you to protect yourself your
01:35:15.940 family and your community
01:35:17.480 blah blah blah I'm a shiller all in
01:35:23.740 agreement this is not a partisan
01:35:25.060 issue so please get vaccinated
01:35:26.740 vaccines save lives who's this
01:35:29.680 guy and it's time for everyone to
01:35:32.160 do it get the shot oh really yeah
01:35:36.060 you guys were real you really went
01:35:39.380 out of your way to make sure
01:35:40.520 everybody knew what the fucking
01:35:41.600 right thing to do was there huh
01:35:42.960 what else did you do there was
01:35:46.360 there was a what was the media
01:35:47.820 doing at the same time though
01:35:49.060 there was like this man I don't
01:35:50.520 know it's such a black hole it's
01:35:52.060 too bad the internet isn't forever
01:35:53.420 oh wait it is the chips are down
01:35:55.520 these uh these civilized people
01:35:59.580 they'll eat each other you are the
01:36:02.840 unvaccinated you are the problem it
01:36:05.400 is the unvaccinated who are the
01:36:07.340 problem period end of story the only
01:36:10.460 people that you can blame the only
01:36:12.840 people you can blame this isn't
01:36:13.820 shaming this is the truth maybe
01:36:16.020 they should be shamed by the
01:36:17.560 unvaccinated just have to start
01:36:19.720 blaming the unvaccinated folks not
01:36:21.900 the regular folks anyone you came
01:36:24.260 into contact with will blame you as
01:36:27.180 will the rest of us who have done
01:36:28.840 the right thing by getting
01:36:30.080 vaccinated because frankly we know
01:36:31.980 that we can't trust the unvaccinated
01:36:34.060 it's time to get our moral house in
01:36:36.240 order anderson it's the unvaccinated
01:36:39.120 who are the threat all this
01:36:40.680 vaccinated folks are going to start
01:36:42.780 wearing masks to protect the
01:36:45.020 unvaccinated folks it's called a
01:36:48.320 christian value basically punishing
01:36:50.620 the vaccinated uh for the the sins
01:36:54.420 of the unvaccinated people are not
01:36:56.320 behaving honorably the unvaccinated
01:36:58.380 are basically saying well it's open
01:37:00.540 season for me i can do whatever i want
01:37:02.460 as well the the unvaccinated are
01:37:04.580 basically beating their breasts
01:37:06.020 running around the country saying
01:37:07.340 we don't care we're living free and so
01:37:10.100 forth we've been patient but our
01:37:12.700 patience is wearing thin the unvaccinated
01:37:15.060 a group that includes children and
01:37:17.400 people acting like children and the
01:37:19.700 rest of us are starting to get pissed
01:37:21.680 off the vaccinated feel the unvaccinated
01:37:24.260 are making me upset or angry this is not
01:37:27.340 about freedom or personal choice well my
01:37:30.520 freedom is being kind of disturbed here
01:37:33.280 no screw your freedom the other day
01:37:36.160 howard stern weighed in with a much
01:37:38.220 different approach take a look when are
01:37:40.620 we going to stop putting up with the
01:37:41.820 idiots in this country and just say you
01:37:44.160 now it's mandatory to get vaccinated
01:37:46.280 their freedom you're treading on our
01:37:49.340 freedom and you're making other people
01:37:50.820 sick and really you're killing other
01:37:52.100 people the anti-vaxxers they seem to
01:37:54.420 have a thing for death and home remedies
01:37:57.020 the anti-maskers turned anti-vaxxers
01:37:59.400 are not just putting their own lives at
01:38:01.540 risk if that was the issue we could just
01:38:03.640 say that we can watch them compete to
01:38:05.580 win places show in the darwin awards you
01:38:07.800 have to start doing things for the
01:38:09.240 greater good of society and not for
01:38:11.380 idiots who think that they can do their
01:38:12.840 own research and don't get me started
01:38:15.180 on the lunatics who won't take any of
01:38:18.140 the covet vaccines life is too short to
01:38:20.460 be an ass life is way too short to be
01:38:23.340 ignorant of the promise of something
01:38:25.140 that is helping people worldwide maybe
01:38:28.160 you're doing it because you're
01:38:30.420 disconnected or disorganized maybe you
01:38:32.480 have some sympathetic psychological
01:38:33.940 reasons but maybe you're just being
01:38:35.860 antisocial oh you can't shame them you
01:38:38.540 can't call them stupid you can't call
01:38:40.000 them silly yes they are those who are
01:38:42.460 not vaccinated delicious isn't it end up
01:38:44.980 paying the price the unvaccinated should
01:38:46.840 be taxed they should pay more for health
01:38:49.140 care we need to start looking at the
01:38:51.100 choice to remain unvaccinated the same
01:38:53.680 as we look at driving while
01:38:55.240 intoxicated we're gonna see and i've
01:38:56.980 said almost two types of america dr
01:38:59.980 fauci said that if hospitals get any
01:39:01.920 more over crowded they're gonna have to
01:39:03.100 make some very tough choices about who
01:39:05.360 gets an icu but that choice doesn't seem
01:39:07.780 so tough to me vaccinated person having
01:39:10.000 a heart attack yes come right on and
01:39:11.440 we'll take care of you
01:39:12.240 unvaccinated guy who gobbled horse goo
01:39:15.260 rest in peace wheezy pointing back to
01:39:17.600 the unvaccinated who are really creating a
01:39:20.460 problem in this country every death that
01:39:23.300 we are seeing from kovid could have been
01:39:26.740 prevented literally the only people die are
01:39:30.100 the unvaccinated and for those of you
01:39:31.780 spreading misinformation shame on you shame
01:39:34.560 on you i don't know how some of you sleep
01:39:36.620 at night
01:39:37.020 how do you think he's sleeping at night
01:39:41.760 is he still sleeping at all is he even
01:39:47.460 alive
01:39:47.980 some of those people aren't alive
01:39:52.300 anymore
01:39:52.820 oh well
01:39:57.780 tried to warn you but
01:40:02.720 you were just so much smarter than me
01:40:07.480 weren't ya
01:40:08.200 you were just trusting the science
01:40:12.640 and experts agree
01:40:14.580 and we should put all you people in
01:40:18.300 fucking camps
01:40:19.440 remember that
01:40:21.580 i remember that
01:40:23.580 we are always gonna remember that
01:40:26.860 reginald
01:40:39.820 get the tables
01:40:48.600 ytf not
01:40:52.000 says fuck around and find out right
01:40:53.920 yeah
01:40:54.400 this does what happens
01:40:55.760 chet chisholm says nova scotia department of
01:40:59.160 health has confirmed
01:41:00.560 there are 660 serious adverse events
01:41:04.480 15 deaths
01:41:07.060 seven permanently disabled
01:41:09.620 348 not recovered
01:41:12.100 and 290 recovered
01:41:14.000 that's just what's reported
01:41:15.240 mine wasn't nor anyone i know
01:41:18.440 never never never land
01:41:20.080 huh
01:41:23.160 but it's not happening
01:41:27.540 right rachel
01:41:30.800 it's all a dream
01:41:35.040 i'm the sandman
01:41:41.820 it's time to wake up bitch
01:41:42.940 you got bills to pay
01:41:47.620 we got a long day
01:41:54.380 ahead for you
01:41:55.840 i want to go back in the pod
01:42:01.160 dr jenstein says
01:42:04.620 why aren't all these assholes
01:42:06.180 getting their shot every three or six months
01:42:08.160 i know
01:42:08.660 they've changed the science again
01:42:10.620 oh okay never mind
01:42:12.420 you don't have to get it every six months forever
01:42:14.020 because that was what they were doing
01:42:15.320 and some people just skipped it
01:42:16.600 and they weren't getting
01:42:17.480 something else i've noticed
01:42:18.760 that just kind of hit me earlier
01:42:19.860 was uh
01:42:21.300 where were all the vaccine emojis
01:42:23.680 in the statuses and stuff
01:42:25.660 like when i was going through
01:42:26.460 like when i said it on twitter
01:42:27.380 and i was like uh
01:42:29.120 where's all the
01:42:29.880 where there's a lot
01:42:31.380 where'd they go
01:42:32.000 where is all the vaccine emojis
01:42:34.380 showing me
01:42:35.540 how many vaccines
01:42:36.660 these people have had
01:42:37.480 because there was a lot
01:42:38.780 not very long ago
01:42:40.600 even six months ago
01:42:42.000 they're all gone
01:42:43.880 aren't you uh
01:42:47.940 proud
01:42:48.460 aren't you proud
01:42:50.020 of your accomplishment
01:42:50.760 of your achievement
01:42:53.920 of your heroism
01:42:55.140 doing says
01:42:59.100 they ran away
01:42:59.820 with the ukraine flags
01:43:01.020 yeah that's
01:43:01.740 that's about
01:43:02.180 the current thing
01:43:02.880 goes over
01:43:03.320 and you got bored
01:43:03.960 huh
01:43:04.220 except yours
01:43:06.120 has permanent effects
01:43:07.200 especially the ones
01:43:10.000 that were like
01:43:10.520 hey i'm gonna
01:43:11.180 fucking force people
01:43:12.300 i'm gonna make
01:43:13.340 their lives hell
01:43:14.240 if they don't
01:43:15.000 you're going
01:43:15.920 straight to hell
01:43:16.860 straight straight in
01:43:18.760 straight into
01:43:20.000 culbert's mouth
01:43:20.820 i had to check
01:43:22.280 that spider's still there
01:43:23.160 he says
01:43:26.220 in uh
01:43:26.740 complete intentional genocide
01:43:28.080 i feel bad for the people
01:43:29.080 that believe the propaganda
01:43:30.080 i know man
01:43:30.860 it was hard
01:43:33.440 like we tried to get
01:43:34.120 through to people
01:43:34.540 and you'd
01:43:34.880 you know
01:43:35.320 it happens
01:43:39.500 there was um
01:43:40.040 one of the guys
01:43:40.540 i was talking to earlier
01:43:41.260 like a friend of his
01:43:42.160 is um
01:43:43.100 was cancer free
01:43:44.480 for years
01:43:45.160 four or five years
01:43:46.740 and
01:43:48.180 had to go
01:43:49.100 because you had to
01:43:50.200 or else you saw
01:43:51.040 you were the devil
01:43:52.040 incarnate
01:43:52.540 if you didn't get it
01:43:53.200 you were horrible
01:43:53.780 and worse than hitler
01:43:54.540 and you had to die
01:43:55.240 you're not gonna be
01:43:57.060 on a plane
01:43:57.820 or a train
01:43:58.880 all of that
01:44:02.060 so uh
01:44:03.740 yeah he's dying
01:44:04.400 of cancer again
01:44:05.120 came back very quickly
01:44:06.600 after he got
01:44:07.540 uh
01:44:08.160 did his due duty
01:44:09.540 his due diligence
01:44:10.880 as a good citizen
01:44:11.640 of the global regime
01:44:13.120 and his reward
01:44:14.980 is uh
01:44:15.560 he's
01:44:15.860 wasting away
01:44:16.740 he's gonna
01:44:17.300 he's
01:44:17.660 sounds like he's not
01:44:18.260 he's gonna be dead soon
01:44:18.940 he's like 42
01:44:20.760 like that's an oopsie
01:44:24.800 hey
01:44:25.080 and it's worse
01:44:31.600 like for the guys
01:44:32.520 that get left behind
01:44:33.360 like his buddy
01:44:34.200 is like
01:44:34.660 he's like fuck
01:44:35.800 i should've listened to you
01:44:37.240 it's like
01:44:38.980 a lot of good
01:44:39.800 that does us now
01:44:40.500 you know
01:44:40.840 but it's so sad
01:44:45.300 you know what i mean
01:44:45.860 and it's like
01:44:46.500 we all have to make
01:44:48.560 our own choices
01:44:49.100 and you can't force people
01:44:50.560 and all you can do is
01:44:51.860 you know
01:44:52.220 if you believe in something
01:44:53.460 and you're trying to help somebody
01:44:54.480 and you just do the best you can
01:44:55.580 and try to
01:44:56.040 you know
01:44:56.380 if they don't want to do it
01:44:57.920 they don't want to do it
01:44:58.440 if they don't want to listen
01:44:59.100 they don't want to listen
01:44:59.700 you can't force people
01:45:00.600 you do what you can
01:45:01.820 and that's it
01:45:02.280 you can't
01:45:03.240 you know
01:45:03.540 free will exists
01:45:07.400 and people have to make
01:45:08.080 their own choices
01:45:08.620 and you can't
01:45:09.140 i wouldn't want somebody
01:45:10.080 to take that away from me
01:45:11.040 you know
01:45:11.940 i would want
01:45:13.180 the choices i make
01:45:14.300 i want them to be mine
01:45:15.340 that's very important
01:45:16.440 then you know
01:45:17.320 you have your life
01:45:18.260 and not one that someone has laid out for you instead,
01:45:22.200 which is what the government does every day.
01:45:24.040 Tells you what choices to make.
01:45:27.100 So it's building for you the life that it wants you to have.
01:45:31.280 How many of your decisions are even your decisions?
01:45:34.360 You know?
01:45:36.040 Are you doing this because you want to or because you have to?
01:45:40.620 Or you feel like you have to?
01:45:42.660 Or you're supposed to?
01:45:48.260 And how are we supposed to forget about stuff like that?
01:45:55.220 People are losing their family members, their friends, their children, their parents.
01:46:02.180 And we have to sit here and be...
01:46:07.440 talked to like we're idiots.
01:46:11.560 The common people.
01:46:12.920 By some rich, soft-handed baby.
01:46:29.720 Who just wants to do communism a little bit faster.
01:46:32.620 Yes, it is broken.
01:46:36.680 What we see especially broken is the immigration system,
01:46:40.360 which leaves a million immigrants waiting longer than the acceptable wait time
01:46:44.720 to get into Canada.
01:46:47.180 Oh, that's the problem, is it?
01:46:49.480 What's the housing crisis you keep crying about again?
01:46:52.020 There's not enough room.
01:46:53.120 A 35-year-old is living in his mother's basement.
01:46:55.760 His mother's basement because he can't afford a home.
01:46:58.140 Yeah, so the extra million people are going to fucking go where then?
01:47:02.620 They just say things that they think is going to sound good.
01:47:09.540 That's it.
01:47:11.980 There's very little going on in there except how do I win at this stupid game
01:47:16.960 for me, for my interests.
01:47:23.880 Here's another one of their big...
01:47:25.320 Here's just another one.
01:47:26.860 Here's another big wig.
01:47:27.800 You don't know who this is?
01:47:29.020 You probably know all the hockey players, though, don't you?
01:47:30.420 If you don't know and you're one of these conservative people,
01:47:34.220 this is one of the people that's making your decisions for you
01:47:37.420 because you were busy doing whatever you were doing.
01:47:40.280 I remember the first time someone explained what gender identity
01:47:43.720 and gender expression meant to me.
01:47:46.280 I remember it clearly.
01:47:47.320 It was right after I was elected in 2011.
01:47:49.500 And I remember being shocked at myself for not understanding this,
01:47:58.180 given the level of severity that it means for me as a legislator not to get that.
01:48:03.300 So I think it's probably worth having that discussion here today to remind people.
01:48:08.640 The term sex refers to biological differences, chromosomes, hormonal profiles,
01:48:14.580 internal and external sex organs.
01:48:16.880 I'm quoting from a paper from an Australian university.
01:48:20.520 The term gender describes the characteristic...
01:48:22.760 Oh, thank you, because we were confused about that part.
01:48:25.680 Thank you for pointing out that that part about the two different sexes is information from a university.
01:48:31.840 Thank you very much.
01:48:32.980 Please continue, Your Majesty.
01:48:34.080 It's that a society or culture delineates as masculine or feminine.
01:48:38.780 So while your sex as male or female is a biological definition that is the same in any culture,
01:48:44.740 what that sex means in terms of your gender role in society can be quite different cross-culturally.
01:48:50.900 These gender roles have an impact on the health of an individual.
01:48:55.520 In sociological terms, gender role refers to the characteristics and behaviours
01:49:00.620 that different cultures attribute to the sexes.
01:49:04.080 It's very important for us to understand this.
01:49:12.260 She has no idea what she's reading.
01:49:15.320 She's like pausing between pages and just like,
01:49:18.000 Oh yeah, okay, I'm supposed to say this.
01:49:20.000 This is embarrassing.
01:49:21.380 Because our understanding of gender roles and our notion of gender is in fact fluid.
01:49:29.020 Is it?
01:49:29.740 I look at myself today, I'm standing in the House of Commons, I'm a cisgendered woman.
01:49:38.200 Only a few decades ago, as I stand here in pants, advocating for my community,
01:49:44.920 as a divorced woman, as a woman without children.
01:49:48.780 So a mega victim, got it, yeah, good for you, you're a victim.
01:49:53.380 I think about how I would have been perceived and what my role in gender would have been decades ago.
01:50:00.780 I wouldn't have had the right to stand here.
01:50:07.280 Our rights are so precious and they're so fragile.
01:50:10.480 What is she talking about?
01:50:15.580 Like, I want to be like, excuse me, can we get the hysterical woman out, please?
01:50:20.780 She's crying about nonsense.
01:50:22.340 I mean, we've got things to do.
01:50:23.540 Gender, I don't know.
01:50:25.120 The Russians are building submarines, sweetheart.
01:50:27.640 Do you understand what's going on?
01:50:29.280 Okay?
01:50:30.540 Do you need somebody to hug you?
01:50:32.360 We're running a country here.
01:50:34.720 Okay?
01:50:36.260 This is a whole fucking country that we're trying to fucking manage here.
01:50:44.180 Responsibly.
01:50:45.060 Like adults.
01:50:46.080 Because people's lives are affected by it.
01:50:48.360 So if you're going to stand there and put on some fucking personal waterwork show
01:50:52.940 because some communist gobbledygook triggered some kind of unhappy memory in your childhood
01:50:58.780 when daddy didn't come to your fucking soccer game,
01:51:01.420 I'm sorry, we don't have time.
01:51:06.220 We have other, there is, I've wasted so much time already.
01:51:11.440 Get the fuck out.
01:51:17.400 Is something someone could have said.
01:51:20.260 And for us as legislators, if we cannot acknowledge when inequality exists
01:51:25.980 and if we cannot rectify that, then we are doing something wrong.
01:51:31.420 My rights as a woman, my equality,
01:51:38.220 Terrible actress.
01:51:39.440 Those who came before me,
01:51:40.640 who challenged the norms assigned to my gender by society
01:51:44.280 and who still challenge those norms today
01:51:48.220 and ensure that those challenges are remedied by reflection in law.
01:51:54.600 The right to vote.
01:51:57.240 Already had it.
01:51:57.900 Discrimination based on gender.
01:51:59.400 Doesn't exist.
01:51:59.920 Sexual harassment.
01:52:01.140 Very rare.
01:52:01.780 Equal pay for equal work.
01:52:03.200 You already have it.
01:52:04.160 And there's so much more work to be done.
01:52:06.140 No, there's not.
01:52:06.960 Yet I am so far ahead.
01:52:09.060 No, you're not.
01:52:09.560 Of where members in the trans community in Canada are.
01:52:12.080 Whoa.
01:52:13.140 The reality is that many people who do not conform to the gender roles
01:52:17.400 associated with the sex they were assigned with in birth,
01:52:20.740 they don't do that.
01:52:24.220 This is not a defect.
01:52:25.960 This is not an illness.
01:52:27.440 This is an expression of our uniqueness and of our humanity
01:52:31.220 against what others in our society may pressure us to conform to be.
01:52:35.820 And nobody, nobody in Canada and nobody in the world
01:52:40.060 should face discrimination for living their personal truth.
01:52:43.680 Really?
01:52:45.740 Nobody?
01:52:48.220 What about me?
01:52:51.960 Huh?
01:52:54.700 What about my personal truth?
01:52:57.900 Somehow, I feel like there would be a problem there with that.
01:53:01.540 These people are such hypocrites.
01:53:02.600 As legislators, we need to understand.
01:53:06.500 How many times did she say as legislators?
01:53:08.520 Was this a new word she learned this week?
01:53:11.020 Oh my God, that's like totally.
01:53:12.460 Is that like what I do?
01:53:13.540 Am I like a legislator now?
01:53:17.900 Legislator.
01:53:18.520 Yeah, that's me.
01:53:19.680 I love that.
01:53:20.700 That sounds so important.
01:53:21.820 And acknowledge that great discrimination does in fact occur because of this.
01:53:27.680 Oh man.
01:53:33.660 And, and.
01:53:36.880 These guys sit around and they go,
01:53:38.660 Oh man, we just got to get the libs out.
01:53:40.520 Do you have any fucking clue what's going on, dude?
01:53:43.900 Don't, you don't know.
01:53:45.200 You don't know what's going on.
01:53:46.460 They're okay.
01:53:47.680 Get the libs out means an empty building.
01:53:50.140 So I'm with you there.
01:53:51.380 They're all bad.
01:53:52.680 You can't support one of the bad ones to get rid of the other bad ones.
01:53:55.640 So then the bad one stays in.
01:53:56.740 It's all the same.
01:53:57.620 You're trading one rotten fruit for an orange.
01:54:00.220 Here's my rotten apple.
01:54:01.040 I'll take a rotten orange instead.
01:54:02.220 They're both.
01:54:02.940 Nope.
01:54:04.660 No, no good.
01:54:05.980 What about rotten peach?
01:54:06.980 Nope.
01:54:08.340 No rotten.
01:54:09.300 How about no rotten?
01:54:11.540 There's lots of fruit around that's not rotten.
01:54:13.420 Can we have any of that?
01:54:14.420 No, no.
01:54:14.820 No, the emperor has decreed that you will only get this stuff.
01:54:21.300 So that's what they're concerned.
01:54:22.760 That's what they've been concerned with.
01:54:25.640 It's a big problem.
01:54:27.040 It's been a long time.
01:54:28.020 Oh, the libs, bro.
01:54:29.000 No, no.
01:54:29.460 All of them.
01:54:30.560 All of them.
01:54:32.360 Now, this isn't happening either.
01:54:35.060 Where is this?
01:54:36.460 There are meatballs here.
01:54:38.580 The butter man himself.
01:54:40.000 He's a butter man.
01:54:41.520 He's the butter man.
01:54:43.220 And there's, what's this?
01:54:44.480 Some kind of, something's being opened.
01:54:47.660 Pay particular attention to this woman here on the far right.
01:54:50.020 I think it's a great, it's part of our strategy to, as the premier says, not just either or,
01:54:55.980 but we can do all these things.
01:54:57.780 We can build homes.
01:54:58.700 We can build hospitals, transit here in Durham, and we can get things done and provide tremendous
01:55:04.020 I'm so glad I stayed home and stayed safe.
01:55:05.880 Tremendous entertainment and environmentally friendly activities for people right here in Durham.
01:55:11.680 Thanks very much.
01:55:12.400 Just another person falling down randomly for no reason.
01:55:16.920 All the time.
01:55:18.120 Sure.
01:55:18.880 Yeah, you did that.
01:55:20.620 Admire your fucking work, fatty.
01:55:22.700 Look at what you did, you fat piece of garbage.
01:55:25.460 You like that?
01:55:26.560 That's on you.
01:55:27.600 That's on you, guts.
01:55:29.720 Yeah.
01:55:32.100 Pretend to care now.
01:55:33.280 Remember, think of something fast.
01:55:35.220 Pretend to care.
01:55:37.040 Well, I hope she's doing all right.
01:55:38.860 There you go.
01:55:39.660 That's right.
01:55:40.080 No, you won't.
01:55:42.400 Try and remember what you're here for.
01:55:45.380 Move on.
01:55:45.780 Quick.
01:55:46.160 Quick.
01:55:46.540 What was it?
01:55:49.100 Not sure.
01:55:50.260 Think of something.
01:55:50.860 Come on.
01:55:53.060 Maybe we'll just take a question.
01:55:56.000 Hi, Premier Ford.
01:55:56.820 Okay, good.
01:55:57.380 I'm going to break the silence and ask you a question.
01:56:00.260 I also hope she's doing fine.
01:56:01.900 Oh, yeah, you do?
01:56:02.740 No, you don't.
01:56:06.120 That's more chicken talk again.
01:56:07.640 Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk.
01:56:09.940 I am the good person.
01:56:11.360 And I am the answer.
01:56:12.140 We all three.
01:56:13.120 Thoughts and prayers.
01:56:14.000 Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk.
01:56:15.400 Don't do anything.
01:56:16.920 Don't ever do anything.
01:56:19.500 Just bawkity, bawkity, bawk.
01:56:21.860 Just do that.
01:56:23.360 Just make high-pitched chicken noises.
01:56:25.560 Put on Facebook filters.
01:56:27.180 Hashtag things.
01:56:28.220 But don't ever do anything.
01:56:32.600 The chicken people.
01:56:34.300 Do what they say or you're racist.
01:56:35.920 Well, we'd better listen to them.
01:56:38.020 They're very respectable.
01:56:39.580 I can't wait to live under a poultry dictatorship.
01:56:45.260 Yeah.
01:56:45.960 Crayon Minister says,
01:56:46.900 You know who can't report adverse events?
01:56:48.720 People who already died.
01:56:50.780 Yeah.
01:56:50.920 CRJ says,
01:56:57.200 For your guy's friend,
01:56:58.760 MyCancerStory.rocks,
01:57:00.980 R-O-C-K-S,
01:57:02.260 says,
01:57:02.660 Ivermectin,
01:57:03.360 Phenben,
01:57:03.840 baking soda,
01:57:04.480 et cetera,
01:57:04.880 alkaline diet.
01:57:05.960 Cancer isn't a death sentence.
01:57:09.040 Well,
01:57:09.820 hopefully we'll pass that on.
01:57:11.860 I'll mess with him later.
01:57:13.580 You never know.
01:57:14.080 I would try anything.
01:57:14.740 Why wouldn't you?
01:57:15.320 Try everything.
01:57:16.020 If you're fucking dying anyway,
01:57:17.160 right?
01:57:18.240 Blam says,
01:57:18.920 Cisgendered woman.
01:57:19.820 You mean normal?
01:57:21.080 Yes, I know, right?
01:57:22.580 How disgusting how cocked the CPC is.
01:57:24.520 They've all,
01:57:24.920 they've been like this forever.
01:57:26.180 That was like 10 years ago.
01:57:27.520 That was old footage.
01:57:28.420 This wasn't recent.
01:57:30.300 It's like,
01:57:30.580 it's been this,
01:57:31.260 it's been this,
01:57:32.200 it's been,
01:57:32.600 it be like this out here,
01:57:34.120 man.
01:57:35.380 It's been like this out here,
01:57:36.860 man.
01:57:38.820 You've been sleeping.
01:57:43.600 We've been out here with the spiders.
01:57:45.920 Living in the land of spiders
01:57:47.380 on Conspiracy Mountain.
01:57:51.240 You need to catch up.
01:57:52.920 It's very,
01:57:53.340 things are very dark.
01:57:55.160 YTF not says,
01:57:55.900 maybe if she wasn't divorced
01:57:56.960 and childless,
01:57:57.680 she'd have someone to hug her.
01:58:02.360 Woof.
01:58:03.680 Woof.
01:58:09.460 Hope she's not watching.
01:58:11.640 I bet they do.
01:58:12.780 I bet some of them do.
01:58:13.680 They're such narcissists
01:58:14.720 and I've attacked so many of them.
01:58:16.200 There's probably like
01:58:16.880 a fucking club of them now.
01:58:19.140 You see what you fucking
01:58:19.860 say about me,
01:58:20.620 Angel?
01:58:21.680 You see what you fucking
01:58:22.420 say about me,
01:58:23.080 yeah?
01:58:23.540 You see what you fucking
01:58:24.100 say about me,
01:58:25.020 yeah?
01:58:30.060 Yes.
01:58:30.620 Yes.
01:58:31.020 Tweet about it.
01:58:31.780 Tweet some more.
01:58:33.180 Good for you.
01:58:34.760 EJ Roby says,
01:58:35.660 every government form
01:58:38.040 still has an M or F box
01:58:39.840 to check.
01:58:40.340 Just saying,
01:58:41.620 you're not cisgendered,
01:58:42.820 you're female.
01:58:43.340 I know.
01:58:43.700 This is what they do.
01:58:44.360 They teach you these new terms
01:58:45.580 that don't mean anything.
01:58:48.360 Oh.
01:58:49.680 It's like the devil
01:58:51.660 tailor-made a system
01:58:52.900 to dismantle society
01:58:54.200 brick by brick.
01:58:55.660 And that's what Marxism is.
01:58:56.880 That's what cultural Marxism is
01:58:58.060 and communism is.
01:58:59.200 It's the blueprint
01:58:59.980 to deconstruct civilization.
01:59:04.240 Every aspect of it
01:59:05.340 is rooted in malevolence.
01:59:07.880 Its sole purpose
01:59:08.640 is to enslave.
01:59:10.440 It's very, very evil
01:59:11.980 and dark.
01:59:12.880 And they make jokes about it
01:59:14.100 like it's not.
01:59:15.120 Like it hasn't killed
01:59:16.000 hundreds, millions of people.
01:59:17.800 A hundred million people.
01:59:22.320 Every time this kind of thinking
01:59:23.720 takes over,
01:59:24.660 it's a disaster.
01:59:26.320 Almost like it's soul intent.
01:59:27.660 That's what it was designed
01:59:28.740 to do.
01:59:31.480 You know,
01:59:31.960 if you stumbled across
01:59:33.320 an alien tool of some kind
01:59:34.880 and it just had one button,
01:59:37.120 it was just a ball
01:59:37.760 with a button on it,
01:59:38.900 and you press the button,
01:59:41.200 and a fucking apple tree
01:59:43.440 just grows in the ground
01:59:44.540 right there.
01:59:44.960 Boop!
01:59:45.260 There it is.
01:59:45.780 You're like,
01:59:45.980 oh, fuck.
01:59:47.760 You do it a few more times.
01:59:49.060 Apple tree,
01:59:49.540 apple tree,
01:59:50.000 apple tree,
01:59:50.680 apple tree,
01:59:51.380 apple tree,
01:59:51.900 apple tree.
01:59:53.060 Oh, look,
01:59:53.440 another apple tree.
01:59:54.460 And then eventually
01:59:55.340 you conclude,
01:59:56.680 well, you know what?
01:59:57.420 I guess that's just
01:59:58.560 what it does.
01:59:59.340 It makes apple trees.
02:00:01.560 You know what communism
02:00:02.280 makes?
02:00:02.960 Dead people.
02:00:06.160 Same idea.
02:00:08.560 That wasn't real.
02:00:09.760 Those aren't the real
02:00:10.900 apple trees.
02:00:12.360 Those aren't real piles
02:00:13.760 of dead bones
02:00:14.440 and bodies
02:00:14.980 and massacres
02:00:16.140 and total fucking
02:00:17.420 insane groupthink
02:00:18.540 that demands
02:00:19.160 everyone conform
02:00:20.040 to the whole
02:00:20.960 or else it destroys
02:00:22.000 and purges everyone.
02:00:23.420 And then when it does
02:00:24.440 destroy all of its enemies,
02:00:25.520 it looks internally
02:00:26.280 for more enemies.
02:00:27.480 On and on and on
02:00:28.480 it goes forever
02:00:29.360 until it cannibalizes itself
02:00:31.000 and there's nothing left
02:00:31.940 but a pile of ruin
02:00:33.240 and bones and death
02:00:34.260 where once stood
02:00:35.240 a civilization.
02:00:36.180 That's what it does.
02:00:38.280 That's what it is.
02:00:39.600 Okay?
02:00:40.280 So that's what you're doing
02:00:41.440 when you're passing out
02:00:42.420 these fucking
02:00:42.920 communist handbooks
02:00:43.900 to children.
02:00:44.560 You're like,
02:00:44.860 hey kids,
02:00:45.480 have you tried the devil?
02:00:47.180 Let's try death
02:00:48.240 and murder
02:00:49.140 and blood
02:00:49.660 and horror.
02:00:50.460 You want to live in that?
02:00:52.980 Come down to our
02:00:53.860 fucking gay orgy
02:00:54.900 for underage kids.
02:00:58.360 So we're at Bernie's mansion.
02:01:00.260 Madame Breezy says,
02:01:04.060 bust out the tiny violin
02:01:05.180 for this fucking...
02:01:06.620 You guys like the tiny violin?
02:01:08.580 Jen Stein says,
02:01:09.280 every time you make
02:01:10.040 the chicken joke,
02:01:10.700 I think of Derek Hopi as well.
02:01:12.020 He's great.
02:01:12.440 I was just talking to him
02:01:13.100 just before I came on.
02:01:14.600 Does he have them
02:01:15.500 for eggs or meat?
02:01:16.400 They will be egg-laying hens.
02:01:18.320 Egg birds.
02:01:20.660 Then we don't know.
02:01:21.900 Ozzy is trying to eat them.
02:01:23.380 He doesn't know
02:01:24.100 how to get in yet.
02:01:25.000 He hasn't given up.
02:01:27.100 He probably won't be able
02:01:28.460 to figure out how
02:01:29.180 but he will not...
02:01:30.460 He probably won't give up
02:01:31.300 for a while.
02:01:31.880 So there's...
02:01:33.160 It's a race.
02:01:34.340 Ozzy's will
02:01:34.940 versus Derek's
02:01:35.700 construction power.
02:01:37.620 What is stronger?
02:01:38.920 What will stand
02:01:39.780 the test of time?
02:01:42.320 Ozzy's probably
02:01:42.880 giving up already.
02:01:43.540 He's probably just
02:01:43.840 laying there on his back
02:01:44.780 staring at the sky.
02:01:49.020 Crayon Ministers says,
02:01:50.040 this wasn't real capitalism.
02:01:52.000 There was once...
02:01:53.020 There once was a capitalism
02:01:55.080 where families
02:01:55.620 and four kids
02:01:56.220 paid zero income tax
02:01:57.380 and money was backed by gold.
02:01:58.520 Guess where?
02:02:00.880 It wasn't exactly
02:02:01.700 backed by gold.
02:02:03.800 Was it?
02:02:04.900 Well, like,
02:02:05.580 kinda.
02:02:07.460 Distract him with a
02:02:08.180 Rachel pillow.
02:02:09.920 That could do it.
02:02:10.760 Yeah, that may...
02:02:11.640 He may need to bring
02:02:12.560 a few of those
02:02:12.960 to keep them away
02:02:13.320 from the chickens.
02:02:13.960 It's the only thing
02:02:14.580 that gets him more excited
02:02:15.320 than the chickens
02:02:15.800 is that Rachel pillow.
02:02:16.860 He loves it.
02:02:18.160 He's gone through one already.
02:02:20.640 That's what he told me.
02:02:22.540 Derek, not the dog.
02:02:23.900 That would be strange.
02:02:24.600 I'm just gonna make sure
02:02:29.660 I didn't miss anything.
02:02:31.380 Get rid of all that stuff.
02:02:32.160 Where are we at?
02:02:32.680 219.
02:02:33.860 Great.
02:02:34.380 Good.
02:02:35.900 How's everybody doing?
02:02:37.220 There he is.
02:02:38.060 Ozzy will grow to love
02:02:38.960 the chickens, he says.
02:02:42.420 He says that.
02:02:44.080 We'll see.
02:02:44.960 He might.
02:02:45.880 If he starts cuddling them,
02:02:46.880 that might be strange.
02:02:48.920 All right.
02:02:49.200 What else makes me mad?
02:02:50.500 There's a lot.
02:02:50.940 There's a lot of stuff here
02:02:51.820 that makes me mad.
02:02:54.800 Speaking of the cult of death,
02:02:57.820 the other side,
02:02:59.880 apparently there's
02:03:00.960 a conservative bill
02:03:01.980 that says protect
02:03:03.620 pregnant women.
02:03:04.560 Now, from what I understand,
02:03:05.500 this bill actually increases
02:03:08.540 and stiffens penalties
02:03:09.640 for things like
02:03:11.380 assault crime,
02:03:13.900 anything against women,
02:03:15.260 but if they're also pregnant.
02:03:17.020 So it's worse,
02:03:17.800 like way worse
02:03:18.400 if you do it to a pregnant woman,
02:03:19.360 which I don't think is outrageous.
02:03:20.840 I think that's reasonable.
02:03:21.620 That makes sense.
02:03:22.820 I agree.
02:03:23.420 That is worse, right?
02:03:26.100 What's worse than that?
02:03:27.200 A pregnant woman.
02:03:28.520 That would be much worse.
02:03:29.940 And then I cited
02:03:30.400 a couple examples.
02:03:31.220 These two women
02:03:31.700 were beaten to death.
02:03:32.960 One of them was lit on fire.
02:03:36.640 Eighteen-year-old
02:03:37.340 was killed by a man
02:03:37.980 who repeatedly hit her
02:03:38.540 in the head with a hammer
02:03:39.320 or a similar object
02:03:40.560 and a 31-year-old
02:03:41.480 was killed by a man
02:03:42.180 who strangled her,
02:03:42.780 caught her throat,
02:03:43.320 poured gasoline on her
02:03:44.080 and set her house on fire.
02:03:44.980 Nice.
02:03:46.720 And they said Canada
02:03:47.500 needs this violence
02:03:48.320 against pregnant women act,
02:03:49.920 but we need to ensure
02:03:57.000 that criminals
02:03:57.420 who kill or attack
02:03:58.840 or kill a pregnant woman
02:04:00.260 can be sentenced appropriately
02:04:01.060 by our course.
02:04:01.700 The sentence should match
02:04:02.240 the crime.
02:04:03.660 What is their issue
02:04:04.340 with this?
02:04:04.800 They think it's about abortion
02:04:09.020 so they're just fighting it?
02:04:10.700 Is that really how...
02:04:12.080 Is this how fucking dumb
02:04:13.260 we've become?
02:04:17.640 This comes despite the fact
02:04:18.740 Bill C-11 would not
02:04:19.540 in any way regulate
02:04:20.400 or ban abortion.
02:04:21.300 The word abortion
02:04:21.800 is also not mentioned
02:04:22.700 anywhere in the bill,
02:04:23.580 but they think it's about abortion
02:04:25.260 so they're...
02:04:25.820 Oh my fucking God.
02:04:27.880 They're mentally ill.
02:04:29.040 Who cares?
02:04:30.440 Who cares what mentally ill
02:04:31.880 people think?
02:04:32.660 I don't care.
02:04:33.780 I don't care.
02:04:34.800 That's something else
02:04:36.920 they're crying about.
02:04:37.700 They talk about being
02:04:38.740 mentally ill
02:04:40.000 like it's some kind
02:04:41.100 of disadvantage.
02:04:42.020 It is.
02:04:43.040 Yes, it is.
02:04:44.960 Would you say being...
02:04:46.400 Do you think having cancer
02:04:47.540 is an advantage?
02:04:49.820 Well, it's not a disadvantage.
02:04:51.160 Oh, I would disagree.
02:04:53.300 Ask someone that has cancer.
02:04:55.160 Hey, do you want to keep this
02:04:56.140 or would you rather not have it?
02:04:57.220 Do you feel disadvantaged
02:04:58.180 in life in any way?
02:04:59.840 Yes, I'm dying.
02:05:01.160 Yeah, that sucks, right?
02:05:02.200 Just because I'm mentally...
02:05:06.100 Just because I'm schizophrenic.
02:05:07.860 Just because I'm fucking...
02:05:09.040 My brain is made of soup
02:05:10.700 from communist gobbledygook
02:05:12.660 and chemicals and toxins
02:05:14.560 and fucking...
02:05:15.100 Just because I think I'm a bird
02:05:16.700 named Sarah
02:05:17.760 and I should take showers
02:05:19.100 with her children
02:05:19.820 doesn't mean...
02:05:20.660 You're out...
02:05:21.180 You're completely out of your mind.
02:05:23.580 You're full...
02:05:24.200 Like, you're maximum insane.
02:05:25.980 How much more insane...
02:05:32.440 Like, what's more maximum insane
02:05:35.080 than being someone
02:05:36.460 that thinks they're
02:05:37.060 the opposite sex
02:05:38.180 and then decides
02:05:41.380 because the world won't accept
02:05:44.320 what is obviously not true
02:05:45.780 I am going to go to a school
02:05:48.000 full of children
02:05:48.760 and shoot the children
02:05:49.980 to make a point.
02:05:51.420 And we are supposed
02:05:56.600 to entertain these...
02:05:58.160 People that think
02:05:59.100 along in these kinds of terms.
02:06:01.420 This is someone
02:06:02.060 that we should...
02:06:02.900 Well, we need to come
02:06:03.580 to a negotiating...
02:06:04.360 You need to contain that
02:06:05.640 because it's a threat.
02:06:08.980 That's like a wild animal
02:06:11.260 loose in town
02:06:12.480 biting people.
02:06:13.940 You don't...
02:06:15.060 That needs to be dealt with.
02:06:16.600 Not given room
02:06:17.880 to grow
02:06:18.880 and roam around town.
02:06:20.240 The answer isn't
02:06:21.240 leave your door...
02:06:21.960 The dog just feels
02:06:23.260 trapped in the town
02:06:24.680 and that's why
02:06:25.700 he's spying people.
02:06:29.520 He's just really
02:06:30.800 claustrophobic
02:06:31.880 so everybody should
02:06:32.820 open their doors
02:06:33.720 and make him feel welcome.
02:06:37.600 Yeah, that's a good idea.
02:06:41.140 Encourage more.
02:06:42.560 Let's encourage more
02:06:43.800 of the insane behavior
02:06:45.500 that led to the deaths
02:06:47.500 of little children
02:06:48.520 in revenge for something
02:06:50.420 that doesn't exist.
02:06:52.100 Good.
02:06:53.640 Yes.
02:06:54.800 Brilliant.
02:06:56.660 You've done it again!
02:07:05.040 PSU faculty member
02:07:06.420 attacked Billboard Chris.
02:07:07.640 There he is on the Timcast.
02:07:08.800 Look at him go.
02:07:11.140 You see what...
02:07:12.180 Like this...
02:07:13.020 Well, you even do anything, bro?
02:07:14.460 This guy just started
02:07:15.420 with a sign.
02:07:16.380 He just put on a sign
02:07:17.420 and just started going to work
02:07:19.460 and being like,
02:07:20.060 hey, this is nonsense.
02:07:23.660 Now he's everywhere.
02:07:24.840 Like he's...
02:07:26.460 The amount of impact he's had,
02:07:28.200 the amount of things
02:07:28.620 he's learned along the way
02:07:29.760 and other people
02:07:30.680 he's helped to understand
02:07:31.620 what this is.
02:07:32.220 This guy's like
02:07:32.840 on a one-man crusade
02:07:34.180 against the gobbledygook
02:07:36.260 and he's winning
02:07:36.960 and we have people
02:07:38.920 that want to sit at home
02:07:39.800 and criticize others
02:07:40.720 trying to do things,
02:07:41.780 doing stuff
02:07:42.220 and also like,
02:07:43.500 what do you want me
02:07:44.600 to even do?
02:07:45.260 This took him years,
02:07:55.860 by the way.
02:07:57.080 Years.
02:07:58.640 Years.
02:08:03.040 Oh, you can't even
02:08:03.880 wear a seat
02:08:04.940 in your own city, bro?
02:08:06.520 You can't even...
02:08:07.300 Shut up.
02:08:08.400 Shut up.
02:08:09.160 The fake pretend right-wing
02:08:11.240 needs to be annihilated.
02:08:13.460 Like beaten into submission.
02:08:16.180 Like,
02:08:16.920 you guys are pathetic
02:08:18.460 and all you do is lose
02:08:20.080 and all you will do is...
02:08:21.440 All you will ever do
02:08:22.280 is lose.
02:08:24.380 You're not just losing,
02:08:25.900 you're losing.
02:08:28.440 It's a rout.
02:08:30.040 It's not even...
02:08:30.820 It's embarrassing to watch.
02:08:33.480 It's not a tight fight at all.
02:08:36.220 It's like we're calling in...
02:08:38.080 I'm throwing in the towel.
02:08:39.560 We're calling a stoppage, okay?
02:08:41.680 You're gonna die.
02:08:42.540 You can't even see
02:08:45.040 where you're going.
02:08:46.060 You're punching yourself
02:08:47.640 half the time.
02:08:49.720 You're falling down.
02:08:52.380 You're seeing things
02:08:53.580 that aren't there.
02:08:54.880 You know?
02:08:56.240 They're walking circles.
02:08:57.400 They're cheating
02:08:58.180 and nobody even cares.
02:09:00.960 And you're like,
02:09:01.820 oh, if I just fight honorably...
02:09:04.560 Oh, my God, man.
02:09:05.980 If I resort to violence,
02:09:12.000 then that means they win.
02:09:13.960 Shank, shank, shank, shank, shank, shank, shank, shank.
02:09:17.060 This just proves me right.
02:09:19.800 Yes.
02:09:23.620 If you push back,
02:09:25.000 they win.
02:09:25.620 So it's important
02:09:26.200 to never resist anything ever.
02:09:31.540 Anybody that tries to...
02:09:32.980 Well, that's a fed, bro.
02:09:34.020 Anyone that's doing anything
02:09:36.320 is a fed
02:09:36.900 because they're not even fat,
02:09:38.980 you know,
02:09:39.500 dumpster people
02:09:40.060 playing World of Warcraft.
02:09:43.820 That's where all the badasses...
02:09:45.280 Everybody knows that.
02:09:49.080 We just need
02:09:50.060 to migrate them here faster.
02:09:52.880 We need to do it faster.
02:09:54.400 You want to hear what
02:09:55.100 this CSIS agent has to say?
02:09:59.340 Because there's a little hearing
02:10:04.260 going on right now
02:10:05.020 about this whole idea
02:10:07.180 that our government
02:10:07.840 is bought by other people,
02:10:09.640 foreigners,
02:10:10.140 foreign countries,
02:10:10.940 one of them,
02:10:11.440 namely China,
02:10:12.160 not the only one.
02:10:15.040 There's another story later
02:10:15.880 I wanted to talk about
02:10:16.740 about how, you know,
02:10:17.920 Canada's been very resistant,
02:10:19.160 much like America was,
02:10:20.320 to the registry
02:10:21.100 of foreign agents
02:10:22.600 where you have to register
02:10:23.840 as a representative,
02:10:25.040 an agent,
02:10:25.540 of a foreign state,
02:10:27.180 power,
02:10:27.900 government,
02:10:28.680 corporation,
02:10:29.920 whatever.
02:10:31.200 You're acting on behalf
02:10:32.340 of someone's interests
02:10:33.340 and in the interest
02:10:34.480 of transparency
02:10:35.360 in the view of the public
02:10:36.960 and for everyone.
02:10:38.360 You're going to declare
02:10:39.280 that openly
02:10:40.300 lest you be a criminal.
02:10:42.760 You understand?
02:10:43.360 If we catch you doing that
02:10:44.300 and you're a criminal
02:10:45.280 and we're going to put you
02:10:46.300 in prison for a long time.
02:10:47.500 So you're going to tell us
02:10:48.840 if you're a foreign,
02:10:49.620 you know,
02:10:49.940 that's how this is going to work.
02:10:50.900 Okay?
02:10:51.900 Otherwise,
02:10:52.380 you're basically a fucking spy.
02:10:53.920 You know,
02:10:54.100 a spy
02:10:56.200 and a foreign influencer
02:10:57.480 who we have no control,
02:10:59.200 we don't know,
02:10:59.700 we can't surveil,
02:11:00.700 we don't know what you're up to
02:11:01.560 and you seem to just be able
02:11:02.420 to do whatever you want.
02:11:03.900 That's obviously no good.
02:11:04.960 Like,
02:11:05.080 people are obviously
02:11:05.500 going to take advantage of that.
02:11:07.560 So,
02:11:07.960 JFK tried to enact that system
02:11:09.560 and then his head exploded.
02:11:11.620 So,
02:11:12.040 since then,
02:11:12.720 people have been kind of hesitant
02:11:13.700 to do the whole,
02:11:15.120 the whole thing.
02:11:17.360 Problem is,
02:11:18.040 it leads to situations
02:11:19.040 kind of like this.
02:11:21.600 Do you feel indulged me?
02:11:22.680 I'm suggesting that
02:11:23.580 we should cut the numbers
02:11:24.700 of diplomats in place.
02:11:26.180 That's why I'm suggesting
02:11:27.020 that we should cut
02:11:30.720 the numbers of diplomats
02:11:32.040 in place here in Canada.
02:11:33.480 There's no reason
02:11:34.080 to have so many diplomats
02:11:36.140 with a country
02:11:36.940 that doesn't want
02:11:37.700 to do business with us.
02:11:38.740 We have a trade deficit.
02:11:41.000 We sold a company,
02:11:43.180 Nexen,
02:11:45.200 in Alberta,
02:11:46.080 for $15 billion.
02:11:47.600 We're not even capable
02:11:48.340 to buy a corner store
02:11:49.460 in China.
02:11:49.980 So,
02:11:50.940 this discrepancy
02:11:52.040 between the relationship
02:11:53.180 doesn't sort of
02:11:54.600 generate
02:11:55.640 or justify,
02:11:56.840 I should say,
02:11:57.580 to have so many diplomats
02:11:58.840 other than some people
02:12:00.480 are favoring China
02:12:02.020 for the wrong reason.
02:12:03.440 Now,
02:12:03.780 you mentioned
02:12:04.100 in your opening comments
02:12:05.100 a series of points
02:12:06.560 kind of
02:12:07.000 to beef up
02:12:08.680 our legal framework.
02:12:10.180 The first one,
02:12:10.980 you talked about
02:12:11.380 a mandatory process
02:12:12.420 for candidates,
02:12:14.020 for staff,
02:12:15.120 with a signed declaration
02:12:17.200 with the threat
02:12:17.900 of criminal proceedings.
02:12:21.580 What sanctions
02:12:23.740 would you propose
02:12:24.540 in terms of
02:12:25.140 the criminal proceedings?
02:12:27.440 How strong
02:12:29.040 of a jail time?
02:12:31.160 Because we're close
02:12:31.980 to treason here,
02:12:33.140 literally.
02:12:34.220 So,
02:12:34.520 I say jail time.
02:12:35.760 Now,
02:12:36.200 the size
02:12:37.680 of the jail time
02:12:38.660 would be
02:12:39.640 judged
02:12:40.960 by jurisprudence
02:12:42.600 and by our system,
02:12:43.940 but definitely jail time.
02:12:46.000 No fine,
02:12:47.200 no suspended sentences
02:12:48.440 or anything of that nature.
02:12:51.380 That's why I'm suggesting
02:12:52.460 I muted myself,
02:13:04.280 didn't I?
02:13:05.360 I said,
02:13:06.000 somebody's saying it out loud
02:13:07.060 and then I said
02:13:07.980 he was based.
02:13:09.220 That's all you missed.
02:13:10.480 I fucking caught it
02:13:11.160 that time.
02:13:11.640 Spider powers, guys.
02:13:12.760 The way of the spider.
02:13:16.440 I can see things
02:13:17.640 as they're happening
02:13:18.300 before they happen
02:13:18.980 and after they happen.
02:13:20.300 I have the eight eyes
02:13:21.120 of the spider.
02:13:21.560 How many eyes do they have?
02:13:22.340 That's how many I have now.
02:13:25.400 Cutting Draugr said,
02:13:26.600 someone offered
02:13:27.300 an inverter to Derek.
02:13:28.580 Let him know
02:13:29.060 he might want to make sure
02:13:30.180 he uses a pure sine
02:13:32.020 wave inverter
02:13:32.960 for Starlink.
02:13:34.200 A modified wave inverter
02:13:35.760 may damage it.
02:13:36.480 Oh, okay,
02:13:37.140 Mr. Data.
02:13:37.560 I have no idea
02:13:40.420 what that means at all
02:13:41.540 and I'm just happy
02:13:43.500 that we now live
02:13:44.300 in the Star Trek era
02:13:45.400 where people can say
02:13:46.600 a sentence like that
02:13:47.740 and it probably,
02:13:49.400 actually,
02:13:49.740 that's real,
02:13:50.340 but I don't,
02:13:51.020 I mean,
02:13:51.540 it's Star Trek to me.
02:13:54.240 Like,
02:13:54.860 listen to this sentence.
02:13:56.060 He may need
02:13:59.060 a pure sine
02:14:00.020 wave inverter
02:14:01.440 for his Starlink.
02:14:04.820 A modified wave inverter
02:14:06.480 may damage
02:14:07.120 the sine wave inverter
02:14:08.720 of the Starlink.
02:14:10.100 Fucking photon torpedoes.
02:14:12.660 Fuck.
02:14:13.060 I didn't,
02:14:14.040 yeah,
02:14:14.500 it's out of control.
02:14:18.040 Did you get all that, Derek?
02:14:19.620 I'll check it out,
02:14:20.460 he says.
02:14:21.900 I'll look into that.
02:14:23.460 I need a fucking
02:14:24.300 wave inversion
02:14:25.160 for the Kentucky Derby beam.
02:14:31.620 That's what I would say
02:14:32.500 and they'd be like,
02:14:33.200 get your dad,
02:14:34.640 get your dad.
02:14:35.280 We don't know,
02:14:35.580 we don't want to talk to you.
02:14:40.460 All right,
02:14:40.900 and I got all those.
02:14:41.800 Am I all caught up?
02:14:42.580 Fed spiders aren't,
02:14:43.620 they probably are
02:14:44.400 fed spiders, man.
02:14:48.040 Oh,
02:14:48.800 just a little bit of treason.
02:14:49.920 It's not a big deal.
02:14:52.180 This goes on for a minute.
02:14:53.080 There's another one.
02:14:53.820 This is a different clip.
02:14:55.160 Chinese operators.
02:14:58.080 It is also caused
02:14:59.300 by our own candidates,
02:15:00.960 elected official,
02:15:01.940 political staff
02:15:02.800 that are either naive
02:15:04.340 or calculate intentionally
02:15:06.580 to gain power
02:15:07.840 with the assistance
02:15:08.660 of the Chinese government.
02:15:10.320 The Chinese intelligence service
02:15:11.820 are so good at it
02:15:13.680 because they understand
02:15:14.820 the electoral system,
02:15:15.860 the weakness of the human being,
02:15:17.820 and their work
02:15:19.280 is on long-term gain.
02:15:21.580 So today,
02:15:22.360 I want to be very clear
02:15:23.540 and I want to be very clear.
02:15:26.460 We can prove that
02:15:27.660 every federal government
02:15:29.300 from Mr. Mulroney
02:15:30.380 to Mr. Trudeau
02:15:31.520 have been compromised
02:15:32.620 by agent
02:15:33.380 of the communist China.
02:15:35.100 Every government
02:15:35.920 were in form
02:15:37.040 at one point.
02:15:38.040 Everyone.
02:15:39.140 Every government.
02:15:40.000 Let me just break this down
02:15:41.920 for you
02:15:42.440 as we drink
02:15:45.300 in this collective milkshake.
02:15:46.780 Guys,
02:15:47.000 you ready to drink
02:15:47.540 this milkshake?
02:15:50.780 Because it's going to,
02:15:52.060 I mean,
02:15:52.380 it's bittersweet,
02:15:53.140 but it is one
02:15:56.080 that we should drink.
02:16:01.420 Just so we're clear,
02:16:04.180 the guy that works
02:16:05.420 for a long time,
02:16:11.140 you know,
02:16:12.340 remember the people saying
02:16:13.300 trust CESIS,
02:16:14.300 oh, there you go,
02:16:15.940 has said that since
02:16:17.080 how long ago?
02:16:20.660 Every government since
02:16:22.360 you must consider
02:16:24.380 compromised
02:16:25.040 by other foreign powers,
02:16:28.540 i.e.,
02:16:29.720 we are not in control
02:16:30.820 of our government,
02:16:32.080 i.e.,
02:16:32.900 our federal politics,
02:16:34.320 our policies,
02:16:35.220 our culture itself
02:16:36.340 is being driven
02:16:37.660 from behind enemy lines,
02:16:40.220 from beyond our borders.
02:16:41.680 Other people
02:16:42.420 who are not us
02:16:43.560 are making decisions
02:16:44.740 for us.
02:16:48.000 And you can't vote
02:16:49.520 the libs out
02:16:50.520 because they're all
02:16:51.880 part of it.
02:16:53.200 That's the fucking
02:16:54.240 situation you're in.
02:16:55.820 Chinese intelligence
02:16:56.560 service are so good
02:16:58.060 at it because
02:16:59.180 they understand
02:17:00.060 the electoral system,
02:17:01.480 the weakness
02:17:01.920 of the human being,
02:17:03.420 and their work
02:17:04.520 is on long-term gain.
02:17:06.560 So today,
02:17:07.500 I want to be very clear
02:17:08.780 and I want to,
02:17:09.840 I want to be very clear.
02:17:11.700 We can prove
02:17:12.480 that every federal government
02:17:14.540 from Mr. Mulroney
02:17:15.620 to Mr. Trudeau
02:17:16.760 have been compromised
02:17:17.860 by agent
02:17:18.640 of the communist China.
02:17:20.260 Every government
02:17:21.160 were in form
02:17:22.280 at one point
02:17:23.140 or another.
02:17:24.460 Every government
02:17:25.220 choose to ignore
02:17:26.360 Cecius' warning
02:17:27.200 either by negligence,
02:17:29.320 self-interest,
02:17:30.380 or partnership,
02:17:31.560 partisanship,
02:17:32.320 every government
02:17:34.260 were infiltrated
02:17:35.260 by agents
02:17:35.980 of influence
02:17:36.540 acting on the opposite.
02:17:39.500 I'm sorry,
02:17:40.280 I can't hear you guys.
02:17:41.600 I'm somewhere else
02:17:42.620 in my mind right now.
02:17:43.640 I know I knew
02:17:44.400 and when the band
02:17:47.080 wave hail
02:17:48.360 to the trees
02:17:49.280 who that want
02:17:50.700 the candidate
02:17:51.240 you love.
02:17:53.460 It ain't me,
02:17:54.780 it ain't me,
02:17:57.040 I ain't no
02:17:57.700 Senator Starr,
02:17:59.340 it ain't me,
02:18:02.520 it ain't me,
02:18:04.200 I ain't no
02:18:04.860 watchin' it wrong.
02:18:07.400 Some folks are born
02:18:08.800 silver spoon in hand,
02:18:11.460 now don't they
02:18:12.280 help themselves,
02:18:13.700 y'all.
02:18:14.820 But when the tax man
02:18:16.280 comes to the door,
02:18:18.660 y'all the house
02:18:19.340 look like a rummage
02:18:20.400 say,
02:18:20.960 yeah,
02:18:21.200 it ain't me,
02:18:23.580 Crayon ministers
02:18:24.920 as Mr. LaForge
02:18:25.820 reroute field power
02:18:26.840 to sign wave
02:18:27.720 inverters
02:18:28.140 and throttle
02:18:28.480 stalling field coils
02:18:29.360 to maximum
02:18:29.740 interweb.
02:18:31.200 T. Earl Cray,
02:18:32.620 hot.
02:18:35.100 Zabuco says
02:18:35.740 pay no attention
02:18:36.500 to the man
02:18:37.000 behind the curtain.
02:18:37.960 No, he's,
02:18:38.400 he's not up to no good.
02:18:40.100 He's on your side,
02:18:40.840 he likes you.
02:18:42.280 You,
02:18:46.160 you can trust
02:18:46.900 the bad guys
02:18:47.680 by voting
02:18:48.320 the bad guys
02:18:49.040 back in.
02:18:49.880 Obviously,
02:18:50.440 right?
02:18:50.620 The folks in Harry
02:18:52.120 star-spangled eyes
02:18:54.360 who will they
02:18:55.420 send you down
02:18:56.140 to war?
02:18:57.980 And when you ask
02:18:59.300 him,
02:18:59.780 how much should we
02:19:01.020 give?
02:19:01.040 How much can you give?
02:19:02.340 The only answer
02:19:03.320 was more than
02:19:04.200 I'm willing to give
02:19:05.200 right now.
02:19:07.640 And fuck you,
02:19:09.260 I'm the Canadian
02:19:10.400 state.
02:19:12.640 Go fuck yourself
02:19:13.900 and start to death.
02:19:16.440 I hope you
02:19:17.160 are the doze
02:19:17.820 and die.
02:19:21.300 Go fuck yourself.
02:19:22.740 I ain't no fortunate
02:19:24.720 for the dog.
02:19:27.380 Yeah, me.
02:19:29.140 Yeah, me.
02:19:29.780 Canada rules!
02:19:32.900 Now we're offering
02:19:34.240 expedited maid.
02:19:35.380 Oh, God.
02:19:41.680 That's, so that's
02:19:42.440 all, everybody.
02:19:43.820 Back to your,
02:19:44.460 back to the hockey
02:19:45.120 games.
02:19:47.560 Hey, you guys!
02:19:48.620 The government's
02:19:49.220 been taken over
02:19:49.820 by the Chinese
02:19:50.540 like a long time
02:19:51.700 ago.
02:19:52.000 We're totally
02:19:52.540 compromised.
02:19:53.300 We have no good
02:19:53.980 the fucking
02:19:55.720 Leafs and the
02:19:56.240 Habs, bye.
02:19:57.060 Okay, well, I'm
02:19:58.240 going to move
02:19:58.600 away now.
02:20:01.340 Good luck.
02:20:05.960 Oh, well.
02:20:07.340 Don't be racist.
02:20:10.520 Jenstein says
02:20:11.140 puppeteer is
02:20:12.100 W-E-F-W-H-O.
02:20:13.900 Puppeteer.
02:20:15.160 Do you mean a
02:20:15.520 specific person?
02:20:16.680 Or do you mean
02:20:17.060 the organization
02:20:17.600 itself?
02:20:19.980 Now they've got
02:20:20.700 Twitter again.
02:20:21.560 That's good.
02:20:22.120 I don't care.
02:20:24.200 It was banned
02:20:24.600 for life.
02:20:25.100 I haven't been.
02:20:26.960 Are you,
02:20:27.400 you can still
02:20:28.300 see Twitter.
02:20:29.220 Like, you don't
02:20:29.800 need a Twitter
02:20:30.360 account to see
02:20:31.080 what's on Twitter.
02:20:31.840 It's very easy
02:20:32.420 to navigate,
02:20:33.100 you know.
02:20:38.280 Stupid.
02:20:41.840 God, what else?
02:20:42.680 Where are we at?
02:20:44.300 Okay, we're
02:20:44.900 closing in.
02:20:46.280 We may not need
02:20:47.380 the little violin,
02:20:48.200 but we might have
02:20:49.060 to bring it back.
02:20:49.600 We don't know.
02:20:51.040 Play it for the,
02:20:51.740 future of this
02:20:52.920 country, I guess.
02:20:55.080 It's going so
02:20:56.020 well, everybody.
02:20:57.880 Some may say,
02:20:59.660 some,
02:21:01.140 by some
02:21:02.860 standards,
02:21:03.820 including mine,
02:21:05.500 that a
02:21:07.540 recession is
02:21:08.280 already underway.
02:21:09.340 No, you don't
02:21:10.120 say.
02:21:13.480 According to the
02:21:14.200 real estate news
02:21:14.940 platform,
02:21:15.440 Better Dwelling,
02:21:16.020 real GDP per capita
02:21:16.980 recession occurs
02:21:17.580 every two consecutive
02:21:18.240 quarters of real
02:21:19.240 GDP per capita
02:21:20.060 contractions.
02:21:20.620 It's gone down
02:21:21.320 two quarters in a
02:21:22.280 row, half a year.
02:21:24.000 That means economy
02:21:25.320 is officially
02:21:25.900 shrinking.
02:21:27.860 It's going down.
02:21:28.880 You're getting
02:21:29.200 poorer.
02:21:30.200 Oh, no.
02:21:32.340 Canada's
02:21:32.880 exploding
02:21:34.120 population growth
02:21:35.720 via surges in
02:21:37.460 immigration that
02:21:38.700 peeps really wants
02:21:40.120 to make fast come
02:21:41.300 faster.
02:21:42.260 We need to displace
02:21:43.240 you out of your own
02:21:44.020 cities and towns
02:21:44.680 faster.
02:21:45.520 We're not making
02:21:46.840 it bad enough
02:21:47.640 fast enough for
02:21:48.960 you.
02:21:51.120 We need the new
02:21:52.060 normal to happen
02:21:52.700 faster, faster,
02:21:55.520 faster than the
02:21:56.360 price of milk.
02:21:58.860 Faster than the
02:21:59.500 speed.
02:22:00.480 Faster than a
02:22:01.280 speeding milk cow
02:22:02.180 is how fast they
02:22:02.860 want it to be.
02:22:03.480 Could be skewing
02:22:04.180 the real estate of
02:22:04.980 the economy when
02:22:05.620 measured by aggregate
02:22:06.300 GDP, the most
02:22:06.980 common measure with
02:22:07.760 reporting recessions.
02:22:08.680 Oh, is this the
02:22:14.100 same guy again?
02:22:16.540 Last time, he's
02:22:17.320 like, oh,
02:22:17.660 everything's fine.
02:22:18.520 There's definitely
02:22:18.960 not going to be a
02:22:19.480 total fucking
02:22:20.020 apocalyptic collapse.
02:22:21.360 Wait, why would
02:22:23.580 you say that?
02:22:24.920 We were just
02:22:25.360 asking.
02:22:26.800 We just want to
02:22:27.480 know where the
02:22:27.700 bathroom was.
02:22:28.860 Are you okay?
02:22:30.420 No, no, no.
02:22:31.160 Everything's fine.
02:22:31.800 I'm totally fine.
02:22:32.860 And there's
02:22:33.540 definitely no reason
02:22:34.400 to get a bomb
02:22:35.580 shelter in New
02:22:36.140 Zealand.
02:22:36.540 It's not anything
02:22:37.720 anybody needs to
02:22:38.400 do.
02:22:38.680 Okay, we'll
02:22:41.060 leave you to it
02:22:41.860 there, John.
02:22:45.700 I don't think
02:22:46.380 that guy's doing
02:22:46.940 okay.
02:22:47.860 That's the banker.
02:22:54.320 While we continue
02:22:55.220 to see long-term
02:22:56.300 value in Canadian
02:22:57.160 banks and are not
02:22:57.920 concerned with their
02:22:58.640 solvency, we do
02:23:00.260 anticipate near-term
02:23:01.560 pressures will
02:23:02.300 continue to mount
02:23:03.200 and gain and weigh
02:23:04.640 on sentiment.
02:23:05.700 So, things are
02:23:08.720 going to continue
02:23:09.220 to get worse?
02:23:09.880 Yep, definitely.
02:23:11.220 And you're not
02:23:11.660 worried?
02:23:12.000 No, no, no, no.
02:23:12.920 Don't worry about
02:23:13.360 it.
02:23:14.520 And I can trust
02:23:15.320 you why?
02:23:15.820 Eh, you
02:23:16.300 shouldn't.
02:23:16.780 At least he's
02:23:20.200 honest.
02:23:24.640 Oh, I keep
02:23:25.160 getting all my
02:23:25.500 windows mixed
02:23:26.160 up.
02:23:26.380 Rasmussen, Paul, I
02:23:32.520 did that.
02:23:33.120 You know what I
02:23:33.460 want to do?
02:23:33.840 I might get the
02:23:34.240 chat again.
02:23:35.000 It's been a little
02:23:35.480 while.
02:23:36.340 It's been a few
02:23:36.960 days.
02:23:38.000 I might regret it.
02:23:39.820 Some of you people
02:23:40.340 are completely out of
02:23:40.940 your mind.
02:23:41.340 Like in America.
02:23:46.100 Hey, don't worry
02:23:47.640 America or Canada.
02:23:48.560 We're not
02:23:48.720 picking.
02:23:49.540 You pick on Canada
02:23:50.280 too because it's
02:23:50.720 easy.
02:23:51.020 But America has
02:23:51.680 them too.
02:23:52.000 They have dumb
02:23:52.560 bimbos as well.
02:23:55.100 The president
02:23:55.840 should make it
02:23:56.500 easier for our
02:23:57.220 businesses to hire
02:23:58.160 illegal immigrants.
02:23:59.500 Yes, it should be
02:24:00.460 easier for businesses
02:24:01.440 to hire criminal
02:24:02.380 aliens that are
02:24:04.500 there in the
02:24:04.900 country illegally
02:24:05.580 taking advantage of
02:24:06.800 your nation's
02:24:07.300 resources which are
02:24:08.200 built and sustained
02:24:09.320 by the hard work,
02:24:10.640 labor, and
02:24:11.000 taxation of your
02:24:11.880 citizens.
02:24:13.060 And you think your
02:24:13.940 citizens should just
02:24:14.920 foot the bill for
02:24:16.280 somebody that just
02:24:16.740 fucking showed up
02:24:17.700 illegally of course.
02:24:20.200 Why are you, why
02:24:21.440 do you have a job?
02:24:29.260 Man, it's really
02:24:30.300 just, it's really
02:24:31.500 almost all over,
02:24:32.400 isn't it?
02:24:33.380 New Yorkers and
02:24:34.280 small businesses have
02:24:35.280 made clear that we
02:24:36.300 are ready to employ
02:24:37.380 our migrant neighbors
02:24:38.540 and prosecute people
02:24:39.920 for defending
02:24:40.400 themselves on subways
02:24:41.360 and ignoring
02:24:41.820 murders and
02:24:42.960 terrorism and
02:24:43.660 just degenerately
02:24:44.700 move down into
02:24:46.340 a hellscape.
02:24:47.100 Hell's Kitchen is
02:24:47.860 going to be a
02:24:48.240 really apt name,
02:24:49.140 I think, in New
02:24:50.300 York in not very
02:24:52.300 long.
02:24:54.220 Maybe that's where
02:24:54.920 the cannibalizing
02:24:55.720 will happen.
02:25:01.860 Many asylum seekers
02:25:03.220 want to work.
02:25:04.120 That's not the point.
02:25:09.460 The jobs, the
02:25:10.520 American jobs that
02:25:11.360 exist are for
02:25:12.180 Americans to have.
02:25:14.500 Okay?
02:25:14.740 Because that's how
02:25:15.260 this, that's what
02:25:18.040 this is.
02:25:19.400 That's why you're
02:25:20.160 here.
02:25:20.580 Like, do you know
02:25:21.420 where you are?
02:25:22.000 Do you know what
02:25:22.460 job you have?
02:25:26.460 This isn't a
02:25:27.080 homeless shelter.
02:25:28.040 Okay?
02:25:28.300 This is a country.
02:25:29.540 Again, we have
02:25:32.460 important things to
02:25:33.180 do.
02:25:33.680 You can...
02:25:35.180 Fuck.
02:25:39.900 The Twitter, the
02:25:40.960 new Twitter CEO.
02:25:41.960 Do we want to go
02:25:42.420 into that?
02:25:43.860 And then these last
02:25:44.540 two are just really
02:25:45.460 just...
02:25:46.380 Really?
02:25:47.960 You want to see
02:25:49.520 something nice?
02:25:50.100 Here's something
02:25:50.420 nice.
02:25:50.900 Don't say I don't
02:25:51.440 ever show anything
02:25:51.900 nice, will you?
02:25:54.020 Come on.
02:25:59.960 I never really
02:26:00.800 thought I would
02:26:01.300 see it.
02:26:02.120 You know, I'm
02:26:02.440 kind of surprised.
02:26:04.140 But it turns out
02:26:05.000 the younger
02:26:06.140 generations are
02:26:06.940 a little feisty.
02:26:10.740 This is thousands
02:26:12.040 of kids.
02:26:12.980 I think they
02:26:13.380 estimated the
02:26:13.740 crowd to the
02:26:14.120 7,000.
02:26:15.700 On a pro-life
02:26:16.800 march in Ottawa.
02:26:18.760 Four lanes
02:26:19.660 wide, a few
02:26:20.400 city blocks
02:26:20.880 long.
02:26:21.700 They haven't
02:26:22.180 rounded the
02:26:22.520 corner yet.
02:26:34.020 Almost got
02:26:34.700 taken out.
02:26:36.760 They say
02:26:37.360 march for life?
02:26:38.240 Yeah.
02:26:38.340 We are the
02:26:39.040 pro-life.
02:26:41.220 Mighty, mighty
02:26:42.120 pro-life.
02:26:44.080 And if you
02:26:44.800 can't hear us,
02:26:45.900 go on, man.
02:26:47.300 Speak a little
02:26:48.160 louder.
02:26:50.420 Everywhere we
02:26:51.340 go.
02:26:53.440 People always
02:26:54.400 ask us.
02:26:54.920 Don't call it a
02:26:55.640 comeback.
02:26:56.640 To the
02:26:57.380 heart.
02:26:57.820 I'm back in my
02:26:58.520 peace.
02:26:59.040 What's the
02:26:59.560 God?
02:26:59.840 It's not on the
02:27:00.360 news for some
02:27:00.980 reason.
02:27:01.480 Not without you.
02:27:02.720 We are the
02:27:03.500 pro-life.
02:27:05.460 Mighty, mighty
02:27:06.560 pro-life.
02:27:07.880 Just totally
02:27:08.780 ignored, actually.
02:27:09.600 We are the
02:27:10.120 shit.
02:27:10.500 We are the
02:27:11.760 people.
02:27:12.020 We live
02:27:12.520 pro-life.
02:27:14.320 Don't you
02:27:15.000 dance off.
02:27:16.180 You better
02:27:16.660 move.
02:27:17.740 It's a
02:27:18.220 moment.
02:27:19.000 We're the
02:27:19.740 people.
02:27:20.300 We are the
02:27:21.900 people.
02:27:22.360 We are the
02:27:23.360 pro-life.
02:27:24.300 We are the
02:27:27.360 pro-life.
02:27:28.500 I'm gonna
02:27:29.040 act.
02:27:29.640 Mighty, mighty
02:27:30.400 pro-life.
02:27:30.500 Still got some
02:27:31.100 fighting them
02:27:31.560 somewhere.
02:27:32.000 We're gonna
02:27:32.480 need another
02:27:33.000 lockdown.
02:27:34.340 We're gonna
02:27:34.620 need another
02:27:35.720 emergency.
02:27:36.900 Some people
02:27:37.400 still care a
02:27:39.800 little bit.
02:27:40.200 Shut that
02:27:41.260 down.
02:27:42.120 Get that
02:27:42.580 out of here.
02:27:47.340 Teenager, once
02:27:48.220 again, Josh
02:27:49.160 Alexander.
02:27:50.720 Is it him or
02:27:51.700 is it his
02:27:51.980 brother?
02:27:53.280 Let's tow
02:27:53.640 them.
02:27:54.280 Let's tow
02:27:54.880 them and
02:27:55.320 they're up to
02:27:55.860 no good.
02:27:57.520 They're both
02:27:58.060 rotten.
02:28:00.400 Rotten
02:28:00.880 bastards.
02:28:03.080 They're
02:28:03.320 demon
02:28:03.800 children.
02:28:05.320 I'm
02:28:05.660 telling you.
02:28:07.840 Tried to
02:28:08.440 go into, like
02:28:09.180 this is a
02:28:09.720 similar, this
02:28:10.160 protest is
02:28:10.720 going on, there's
02:28:11.080 people gathering
02:28:11.640 for this and
02:28:12.220 he has a
02:28:13.000 different
02:28:13.180 experience.
02:28:19.840 He is not
02:28:20.540 trespassing.
02:28:21.040 Get your
02:28:22.080 hands off me.
02:28:22.800 I haven't been
02:28:23.140 trespassing.
02:28:23.580 Do you know
02:28:23.860 who this is?
02:28:24.380 Get your
02:28:24.660 hands off me.
02:28:25.400 He's allowed
02:28:25.940 in.
02:28:26.300 Get your
02:28:26.480 hands off me.
02:28:29.080 He's
02:28:29.440 trespassing,
02:28:30.240 you see.
02:28:31.040 I'm not
02:28:31.440 trespassing
02:28:31.940 the hill.
02:28:33.140 Get your
02:28:33.680 hands off me.
02:28:34.620 Get your
02:28:35.800 hands off me.
02:28:36.320 He's not
02:28:36.780 trespassing.
02:28:37.180 Why am I
02:28:37.420 being asked
02:28:37.760 to leave?
02:28:38.020 Because you
02:28:38.380 just got
02:28:38.780 told you've
02:28:39.240 got
02:28:39.380 trespassed.
02:28:39.920 Please leave.
02:28:40.540 You got
02:28:41.100 told because
02:28:42.020 I said
02:28:42.400 so.
02:28:43.200 Show me
02:28:43.720 the
02:28:43.840 trespass.
02:28:46.060 Off the
02:28:46.620 hill.
02:28:46.900 Show me
02:28:47.180 the
02:28:47.300 trespass.
02:28:47.900 Off the
02:28:48.260 hill.
02:28:48.480 Share this,
02:28:48.980 share this.
02:28:49.480 This is
02:28:49.860 Josh
02:28:50.260 Alexander, not
02:28:51.180 Nicholas
02:28:51.540 Alexander.
02:28:52.480 And both
02:28:53.440 those, both
02:28:54.860 those, he
02:28:55.520 doesn't need
02:28:55.880 to, and both
02:28:56.500 those trespasses
02:28:57.140 have now
02:28:57.500 expired.
02:28:58.300 They are a
02:28:58.620 hundred days
02:28:59.020 old, they're
02:28:59.300 expired.
02:28:59.580 fired on
02:29:00.140 May 8th.
02:29:00.460 Thank you.
02:29:01.280 Show me
02:29:01.860 my trespass.
02:29:02.440 You're wrong.
02:29:03.220 It's his
02:29:04.100 brother Nick.
02:29:04.820 Show me
02:29:05.100 the
02:29:05.220 trespass.
02:29:05.900 Off the
02:29:06.240 hill now.
02:29:06.620 Show me
02:29:06.900 the
02:29:07.020 trespass.
02:29:07.560 Respect
02:29:07.940 my
02:29:08.220 fire
02:29:08.480 attack.
02:29:09.500 You're
02:29:09.700 going to
02:29:09.820 put hands
02:29:10.220 on a
02:29:10.420 minor again?
02:29:12.540 It's his
02:29:13.060 brother Nick,
02:29:13.680 guys.
02:29:14.480 What do you
02:29:14.940 guys do?
02:29:15.300 You know
02:29:15.740 Dan Wright
02:29:16.100 that's not
02:29:16.520 Nick.
02:29:17.140 You know
02:29:17.440 it's the
02:29:17.740 wrong guy.
02:29:18.720 They don't
02:29:19.260 care.
02:29:20.260 You guys do
02:29:20.940 this every
02:29:21.400 time.
02:29:23.060 He's not
02:29:23.580 Nick.
02:29:23.980 For
02:29:24.100 what?
02:29:24.380 He is not
02:29:24.940 Nick.
02:29:25.260 Listen,
02:29:26.820 you guys,
02:29:27.860 we're trying to
02:29:28.860 have a lot of
02:29:29.360 dick sucking
02:29:29.740 competition here.
02:29:30.700 We're trying to
02:29:31.040 put dicks on our
02:29:31.660 mouths and you
02:29:32.160 guys coming in
02:29:32.600 here with your
02:29:32.880 cameras and
02:29:33.380 stuff guys and
02:29:34.020 your Bibles.
02:29:34.620 It's making me
02:29:35.020 feel bad and
02:29:36.040 I just,
02:29:36.500 listen man,
02:29:37.100 I need jizz in
02:29:38.420 my beard right
02:29:38.940 now, okay?
02:29:39.580 I need it.
02:29:40.240 I need it to
02:29:40.660 happen right now
02:29:41.400 and you're
02:29:41.740 delaying that.
02:29:42.440 You're in the
02:29:43.460 way, man,
02:29:44.120 okay?
02:29:44.840 I'm trying to
02:29:45.380 have hot dick in
02:29:46.520 my face right
02:29:47.060 now, kid,
02:29:47.520 okay?
02:29:47.980 And you're in
02:29:48.460 the way of
02:29:48.780 that, okay?
02:29:49.260 So you're
02:29:49.640 going to have to
02:29:49.960 leave right now
02:29:50.500 because we're
02:29:51.780 trying to party
02:29:52.260 here and you're
02:29:53.060 just, you know,
02:29:53.760 you're just
02:29:54.040 killing the
02:29:54.400 vibe, okay?
02:29:56.020 So you're
02:29:56.580 trespassing.
02:29:57.200 You've got to
02:29:57.460 go.
02:30:00.920 Show me a
02:30:02.820 piece of ID
02:30:03.500 that shows me
02:30:04.220 that you're not
02:30:04.780 your brother.
02:30:05.160 You have to
02:30:05.440 prove you're
02:30:05.900 not someone
02:30:06.540 else now.
02:30:09.220 This guy has
02:30:14.700 trouble with
02:30:15.200 USB ports,
02:30:16.020 doesn't he?
02:30:16.420 He's like
02:30:16.800 putting them in
02:30:17.260 the wrong way
02:30:17.900 like forever
02:30:18.580 before he figures
02:30:19.360 it out.
02:30:20.280 He's one of
02:30:20.720 those guys,
02:30:21.140 isn't he?
02:30:21.780 to ID
02:30:22.180 either.
02:30:22.920 Show me
02:30:23.540 show me
02:30:24.040 something that's
02:30:24.580 you're a moron
02:30:29.280 is what you
02:30:29.660 are, okay?
02:30:30.420 We try to be
02:30:31.020 respectful with
02:30:31.640 you guys
02:30:31.900 because I know
02:30:32.320 you were like
02:30:32.680 no.
02:30:33.520 He's like
02:30:34.260 nah.
02:30:35.020 Like, oh,
02:30:35.420 it's a fake
02:30:35.840 ID, is it?
02:30:36.660 You intercepted him.
02:30:38.020 You grabbed him.
02:30:38.880 You did.
02:30:39.820 You did grab him.
02:30:40.800 You put hands
02:30:41.240 all over him.
02:30:41.680 Give me my ID back.
02:30:43.380 Give him his ID.
02:30:46.480 What a fucking
02:30:47.180 circus this is.
02:30:49.660 You just saw the
02:30:50.320 name.
02:30:50.600 Oh, yeah.
02:30:51.260 You saw the name.
02:30:53.520 This is so
02:30:54.340 embarrassing, man.
02:30:55.180 This is awesome.
02:30:56.320 This is awesome.
02:30:57.280 You guys are all
02:30:57.860 Alexander James.
02:30:58.360 What do you know?
02:30:58.960 Give me my ID back.
02:30:59.820 You guys are goons.
02:31:00.440 There you go.
02:31:01.300 Oh, the tiny woman
02:31:03.900 commander has arrived
02:31:05.060 now.
02:31:05.400 100 days is over.
02:31:07.000 100 days, it's over.
02:31:08.260 Excuse me.
02:31:10.280 Somebody watch,
02:31:10.980 Vonti.
02:31:12.000 This goon has
02:31:12.720 already...
02:31:14.560 He's not trespassed.
02:31:15.480 He has not
02:31:15.980 trespassed.
02:31:16.440 They just
02:31:16.680 confirmed.
02:31:17.320 You're the
02:31:17.580 goon that
02:31:17.940 threw us around
02:31:18.560 before.
02:31:19.320 You guys aren't
02:31:20.040 even cobs.
02:31:20.760 Bunch of
02:31:21.220 juniors.
02:31:25.100 Like, all
02:31:26.480 that because
02:31:27.840 respect my
02:31:28.840 authority.
02:31:30.500 Oh, my God.
02:31:31.920 Back to
02:31:32.520 blue.
02:31:33.400 Back to
02:31:34.000 fucking
02:31:35.160 blue, man.
02:31:37.020 Back to
02:31:37.520 fucking blue, man.
02:31:39.260 Don't make it
02:31:39.800 uncomfortable for us.
02:31:41.080 We really hate it.
02:31:41.980 Listen, you know
02:31:42.620 why they do that?
02:31:43.960 We know we're
02:31:44.840 pieces of shit
02:31:45.740 and we know
02:31:46.320 but you're making
02:31:47.440 it worse.
02:31:48.180 When you rub our
02:31:48.680 faces in it, it
02:31:49.360 really hurts our
02:31:50.040 feelings and this
02:31:50.780 would just be a lot
02:31:51.300 easier if you guys
02:31:52.680 would just let us
02:31:53.280 fucking stomp you
02:31:54.280 quietly.
02:31:55.880 No.
02:31:57.960 Fuck off.
02:32:00.460 Jenstein says,
02:32:01.080 trans women are
02:32:02.240 women.
02:32:04.100 Minor attracted
02:32:04.860 people have feelings
02:32:05.920 too.
02:32:06.500 I hope so.
02:32:08.400 Dr.
02:32:08.860 Jenstein says,
02:32:09.540 I stand for the
02:32:10.360 common people.
02:32:11.480 The common people
02:32:12.260 and the common
02:32:12.860 things outside
02:32:13.720 doing common
02:32:14.520 events.
02:32:15.460 You know,
02:32:15.940 the noises
02:32:16.980 and their funny
02:32:17.860 hats and costumes
02:32:19.060 and ancient
02:32:20.260 traditional garbs
02:32:21.580 that they
02:32:21.980 honoured me
02:32:22.820 by letting me
02:32:23.380 let me wear one,
02:32:24.380 you know,
02:32:24.720 and I get to
02:32:25.200 stand there
02:32:25.980 amongst their
02:32:26.620 strange wizardry
02:32:28.380 clan of high
02:32:30.020 priests and
02:32:30.820 we clapped and
02:32:31.880 they said some
02:32:32.600 strange Indian
02:32:33.980 tones I didn't
02:32:34.880 quite understand
02:32:35.880 but I've got
02:32:36.820 some mud on
02:32:37.640 my shoe if
02:32:38.520 you'd like to
02:32:39.060 look at it.
02:32:39.680 It's real mud
02:32:40.620 from outside
02:32:42.060 the gilded
02:32:43.080 walls of the
02:32:43.840 Palladium
02:32:44.360 with the
02:32:45.120 common people.
02:32:46.640 Can you
02:32:46.960 imagine it,
02:32:48.060 Sebastian?
02:32:48.980 Oh, I was
02:32:49.780 a brave man
02:32:50.620 that day.
02:32:51.380 The crowning
02:32:51.960 achievement of
02:32:52.540 my political
02:32:53.000 career.
02:32:53.380 I really
02:32:53.940 shined that
02:32:54.660 day,
02:32:55.040 Sebastian.
02:32:55.500 I really
02:32:55.880 did.
02:32:56.760 I was with
02:32:57.260 the common
02:32:57.720 people,
02:32:58.560 mud on my
02:32:59.120 shoe.
02:33:00.240 I really
02:33:00.620 made a point.
02:33:01.000 I uploaded
02:33:01.560 it to the
02:33:02.020 internet right
02:33:02.640 away.
02:33:02.840 I was so
02:33:03.480 excited,
02:33:04.220 Sebastian.
02:33:04.660 You know,
02:33:05.120 you remember
02:33:05.540 the story.
02:33:06.080 I giggled
02:33:08.800 all the way
02:33:09.440 home to
02:33:10.960 lie on my
02:33:11.660 bed of
02:33:12.280 money and
02:33:12.860 death.
02:33:16.000 But how
02:33:16.740 clever I
02:33:17.540 am.
02:33:21.720 Sebastian
02:33:22.240 hates you.
02:33:22.820 He wants
02:33:23.100 to live
02:33:23.380 with me.
02:33:26.560 I want
02:33:27.260 to go live
02:33:27.620 with my
02:33:27.880 real dad.
02:33:31.160 The spiders
02:33:32.120 belong to me
02:33:33.100 now.
02:33:33.480 Now,
02:33:33.600 not even
02:33:37.040 imported shoe
02:33:37.900 mud.
02:33:38.340 Not even the
02:33:38.860 fake stuff
02:33:39.320 that people
02:33:39.660 put on at
02:33:40.100 parties where
02:33:40.780 they pretend
02:33:41.100 to be normal
02:33:41.520 people.
02:33:42.300 That's what
02:33:42.780 they do for
02:33:43.160 Halloween.
02:33:43.600 They dress
02:33:43.900 up like,
02:33:44.300 look at me,
02:33:44.780 I'm a farmer,
02:33:45.680 I'm an oil
02:33:46.800 man.
02:33:47.380 They don't
02:33:47.700 even know
02:33:47.960 what the
02:33:48.160 jobs are
02:33:48.580 called.
02:33:49.800 Rich people
02:33:50.260 parties.
02:33:51.460 They put
02:33:51.980 pretend dirt
02:33:52.700 on because
02:33:53.100 they don't
02:33:53.280 even know
02:33:53.500 where to
02:33:53.720 get real
02:33:54.320 dirt.
02:33:55.720 Where does
02:33:56.300 someone find
02:33:57.560 mud anyway?
02:33:58.360 I've never
02:33:58.640 seen any
02:33:59.280 before.
02:34:01.220 I think
02:34:01.720 you could
02:34:02.020 get it at
02:34:02.640 you can
02:34:03.980 order it
02:34:04.360 on Amazon.
02:34:06.880 So they're
02:34:07.440 buying fake
02:34:08.260 mud.
02:34:08.600 It's just
02:34:08.980 dirt.
02:34:09.680 It's just
02:34:09.980 mud from
02:34:10.500 some fucking
02:34:11.840 ditch in
02:34:12.440 Quebec.
02:34:13.060 And they're
02:34:13.240 like,
02:34:13.400 oh,
02:34:13.740 it's so
02:34:14.080 lifelike.
02:34:16.320 Look at
02:34:16.820 me,
02:34:17.020 I'm just
02:34:17.320 like a
02:34:17.620 regular
02:34:17.900 common
02:34:18.260 person.
02:34:22.360 Oh,
02:34:22.800 look,
02:34:22.940 I'm eating
02:34:23.340 it.
02:34:23.820 Well,
02:34:24.240 they don't
02:34:24.540 eat it,
02:34:25.200 Martha.
02:34:26.460 Don't
02:34:26.860 they?
02:34:29.560 Let's
02:34:29.960 ask peeps.
02:34:30.520 He's had
02:34:30.820 some time
02:34:31.240 with them.
02:34:32.000 Oh,
02:34:32.280 it's
02:34:32.400 marvelous.
02:34:33.980 They had
02:34:34.340 strange
02:34:35.200 hats and
02:34:35.720 there was
02:34:35.960 mud.
02:34:38.660 I
02:34:39.140 couldn't
02:34:39.360 wait to
02:34:40.560 report back
02:34:41.140 that I
02:34:41.400 had the
02:34:41.720 bravery to
02:34:42.260 stand with
02:34:42.780 a field
02:34:43.640 of people.
02:34:45.380 The
02:34:45.460 common
02:34:46.720 Sikh
02:34:47.760 Indian
02:34:48.280 Canadian
02:34:48.800 people,
02:34:49.380 the
02:34:49.480 common,
02:34:50.320 yes,
02:34:50.660 the very
02:34:51.000 common,
02:34:52.700 totally
02:34:53.180 common,
02:34:54.880 basically
02:34:55.740 71% of
02:34:57.260 our ethnic
02:34:57.660 makeup,
02:34:58.140 aren't
02:34:58.320 they?
02:34:58.480 you
02:35:05.900 won't
02:35:06.080 find
02:35:06.280 that
02:35:06.420 guy
02:35:06.540 in
02:35:06.660 a
02:35:06.740 coal
02:35:06.960 barn.
02:35:09.020 They're
02:35:09.420 just
02:35:09.500 going to
02:35:09.660 take
02:35:09.840 photos.
02:35:10.600 It's
02:35:10.880 so
02:35:11.040 transparent
02:35:11.660 and
02:35:11.820 dumb.
02:35:12.120 Look
02:35:12.260 at me,
02:35:12.640 I'm
02:35:12.800 with
02:35:12.940 these
02:35:13.200 people,
02:35:13.680 and
02:35:13.960 you
02:35:14.080 like
02:35:14.320 them,
02:35:14.660 so
02:35:14.780 you
02:35:14.920 should
02:35:15.080 like
02:35:15.260 me
02:35:15.500 because
02:35:15.740 they're
02:35:15.980 standing
02:35:16.320 with
02:35:16.580 me
02:35:16.740 in
02:35:16.860 the
02:35:16.960 picture.
02:35:17.660 Now
02:35:17.920 I'm
02:35:18.060 going to
02:35:18.220 go
02:35:18.340 stand
02:35:18.580 with
02:35:18.720 these
02:35:18.940 people
02:35:19.220 over
02:35:19.420 here
02:35:19.660 and
02:35:19.780 put
02:35:19.920 on
02:35:20.080 their
02:35:20.240 magic
02:35:20.600 hat.
02:35:21.380 See,
02:35:21.820 you
02:35:22.060 like
02:35:22.320 this
02:35:22.520 hat,
02:35:22.860 and
02:35:22.940 I'm
02:35:23.180 wearing
02:35:23.420 one
02:35:23.660 too,
02:35:24.080 which
02:35:24.340 means
02:35:24.560 you
02:35:24.720 can
02:35:24.900 trust
02:35:25.200 me
02:35:25.460 and
02:35:25.720 you
02:35:25.900 should
02:35:26.100 vote
02:35:26.360 for
02:35:26.520 me.
02:35:28.580 It's
02:35:29.060 fucking
02:35:29.360 embarrassing
02:35:29.900 and
02:35:30.360 it's
02:35:30.540 ridiculous.
02:35:31.860 I
02:35:31.980 was
02:35:32.800 aware
02:35:33.300 and
02:35:33.540 this
02:35:34.080 was
02:35:34.260 an
02:35:34.440 obvious
02:35:34.900 hack
02:35:35.500 political
02:35:36.060 trick
02:35:36.420 to me
02:35:36.840 when I
02:35:37.300 was
02:35:37.440 like
02:35:37.620 nine
02:35:38.060 years
02:35:38.380 old.
02:35:39.040 I
02:35:39.260 wasn't
02:35:39.560 even
02:35:39.760 ten.
02:35:41.460 I'm
02:35:41.680 like,
02:35:41.880 oh,
02:35:42.040 he's
02:35:42.200 just
02:35:42.360 pretending
02:35:42.820 so
02:35:43.240 those
02:35:43.420 people
02:35:43.640 will
02:35:43.800 like
02:35:44.020 him.
02:35:45.080 My
02:35:45.540 mom
02:35:45.760 is
02:35:45.880 like,
02:35:46.080 yeah,
02:35:46.740 that's
02:35:47.440 exactly
02:35:47.740 what
02:35:47.880 he's
02:35:48.000 doing.
02:35:49.940 Because
02:35:50.380 he
02:35:50.500 was
02:35:50.620 doing
02:35:50.780 that
02:35:50.980 before.
02:35:51.400 He
02:35:51.680 just
02:35:51.920 does
02:35:52.280 what
02:35:52.440 people
02:35:52.660 think,
02:35:54.540 says
02:35:55.000 what
02:35:55.120 he
02:35:55.220 thinks
02:35:55.380 people
02:35:55.620 want
02:35:55.860 him
02:35:55.960 to
02:35:56.080 say.
02:35:57.200 So
02:35:57.380 they'll
02:35:57.540 like
02:35:57.780 him.
02:35:59.400 And
02:35:59.580 then
02:35:59.720 once
02:35:59.880 he
02:35:59.960 gets
02:36:00.100 what
02:36:00.200 he
02:36:00.280 wants,
02:36:00.620 he
02:36:00.720 doesn't
02:36:01.000 need
02:36:01.160 them
02:36:01.300 anymore.
02:36:01.900 He'll
02:36:02.040 just
02:36:02.180 do
02:36:02.300 what
02:36:02.380 he
02:36:02.440 wants.
02:36:04.480 Yep,
02:36:05.020 that's
02:36:05.260 called
02:36:05.440 the
02:36:05.580 politician.
02:36:06.140 That's
02:36:06.220 what
02:36:06.320 they
02:36:06.440 do.
02:36:07.640 They're
02:36:07.860 really
02:36:08.100 good.
02:36:08.480 And
02:36:08.520 you
02:36:08.620 need
02:36:08.800 to
02:36:08.900 trust
02:36:09.140 them.
02:36:10.080 Because
02:36:10.200 the
02:36:10.960 cost
02:36:11.400 of
02:36:12.400 milk
02:36:12.680 is
02:36:12.960 absolutely
02:36:13.640 out
02:36:14.600 of
02:36:14.920 control.
02:36:18.100 Just
02:36:18.740 like
02:36:19.080 my
02:36:19.560 YouTube
02:36:19.960 videos.
02:36:22.180 Have
02:36:22.400 you
02:36:22.480 seen
02:36:22.740 the
02:36:22.880 mud
02:36:23.060 on
02:36:23.200 my
02:36:23.440 shoes?
02:36:25.380 He
02:36:25.580 said
02:36:25.880 politics
02:36:26.700 is
02:36:27.060 supposed
02:36:27.760 to be
02:36:28.180 a
02:36:28.340 blue
02:36:28.660 collar
02:36:29.140 job.
02:36:30.580 Said
02:36:31.220 by a
02:36:31.660 man
02:36:32.080 who's
02:36:32.480 never
02:36:32.920 had
02:36:33.480 a
02:36:33.720 blue
02:36:33.940 collar
02:36:34.260 job
02:36:34.700 in
02:36:34.840 his
02:36:34.980 life.
02:36:38.620 Straight
02:36:39.300 out of
02:36:39.560 university,
02:36:41.160 straight
02:36:41.680 into
02:36:42.040 desk
02:36:42.480 office
02:36:43.000 politics
02:36:43.440 tell
02:36:47.600 us
02:36:47.760 more
02:36:48.060 about
02:36:48.280 the
02:36:48.440 common
02:36:48.700 people
02:36:49.040 and
02:36:49.200 what
02:36:49.320 it
02:36:49.420 is
02:36:49.580 to
02:36:49.680 do
02:36:49.820 a
02:36:49.960 blue
02:36:50.120 collar
02:36:50.380 job.
02:36:52.120 You
02:36:52.220 more
02:36:53.040 than
02:36:53.200 anyone
02:36:53.460 would
02:36:53.680 know.
02:36:53.980 Please
02:36:54.140 tell
02:36:54.360 us.
02:36:55.620 Maybe
02:36:56.020 you can
02:36:56.180 tell
02:36:56.300 us
02:36:56.400 about
02:36:56.540 this
02:36:56.740 while
02:36:56.920 you're
02:36:57.080 investigating
02:36:57.640 nothing
02:36:58.160 and
02:36:58.820 ignoring
02:36:59.080 all
02:36:59.240 the
02:36:59.340 death
02:36:59.580 piling
02:36:59.880 up
02:37:00.060 around
02:37:00.280 you.
02:37:01.680 Documents
02:37:02.080 related
02:37:02.460 to
02:37:02.640 Canadian
02:37:02.960 Forces
02:37:03.300 propaganda
02:37:03.900 program.
02:37:04.680 Remember
02:37:04.940 that one
02:37:05.360 they used
02:37:05.800 against
02:37:06.060 our
02:37:06.240 own
02:37:06.420 citizens
02:37:06.760 over
02:37:07.020 two
02:37:07.240 years?
02:37:07.760 I
02:37:07.840 talked
02:37:08.080 about
02:37:08.240 it
02:37:08.340 many
02:37:08.520 times.
02:37:08.940 And
02:37:09.000 then it
02:37:11.460 came out
02:37:11.740 it was
02:37:11.920 true.
02:37:12.560 Well guess
02:37:12.860 what?
02:37:13.080 The
02:37:13.180 evidence
02:37:13.480 has
02:37:13.700 magically
02:37:14.120 disappeared.
02:37:16.160 I can't
02:37:17.000 believe
02:37:17.280 evidence
02:37:17.800 of a
02:37:18.140 massive
02:37:18.380 crime
02:37:18.820 and
02:37:19.060 treason
02:37:19.480 would
02:37:20.000 have
02:37:20.160 disappeared
02:37:20.700 from
02:37:21.240 Wayne
02:37:21.580 Eyre's
02:37:22.100 Department
02:37:22.460 of
02:37:22.640 National
02:37:22.900 Defense.
02:37:23.700 I
02:37:23.780 just
02:37:24.000 simply
02:37:24.300 cannot
02:37:24.580 believe
02:37:25.020 that
02:37:25.640 a
02:37:25.820 D&D
02:37:26.340 under
02:37:26.660 the
02:37:26.840 command
02:37:27.220 of
02:37:27.660 General
02:37:28.620 Wayne
02:37:29.200 Eyre
02:37:29.660 could
02:37:30.260 have
02:37:30.460 something
02:37:30.740 like
02:37:31.040 evidence
02:37:31.500 of
02:37:31.760 crime
02:37:32.160 disappear.
02:37:32.820 That
02:37:33.160 just
02:37:33.460 seems
02:37:33.800 so
02:37:34.220 unlikely
02:37:34.800 and
02:37:35.500 far
02:37:35.780 fetched
02:37:36.200 to
02:37:36.420 me
02:37:36.780 that
02:37:37.160 I
02:37:37.620 struggle
02:37:38.140 to
02:37:38.500 even
02:37:38.960 interpret
02:37:39.540 its
02:37:39.860 meaning.
02:37:41.160 It's
02:37:41.280 so
02:37:41.600 just
02:37:42.240 out
02:37:42.620 there
02:37:43.000 so
02:37:43.820 crazy
02:37:44.600 so
02:37:45.640 wild
02:37:46.840 it's
02:37:48.760 unbelievable
02:37:49.380 like
02:37:50.840 landing
02:37:51.560 on the
02:37:52.140 moon
02:37:52.460 you're
02:37:54.560 telling
02:37:54.780 me
02:37:55.200 the
02:37:56.020 evidence
02:37:56.520 is
02:37:57.620 gone
02:37:58.000 just
02:37:59.000 went
02:37:59.580 away
02:37:59.940 really
02:38:01.500 wow
02:38:02.800 just
02:38:04.500 walked
02:38:05.120 away
02:38:05.640 did
02:38:05.920 the
02:38:06.400 telepathic
02:38:07.180 spiders
02:38:07.720 carry
02:38:08.900 it
02:38:09.140 away
02:38:09.460 did
02:38:10.640 they
02:38:10.780 carry
02:38:11.000 it
02:38:11.160 away
02:38:11.480 wait
02:38:12.260 did
02:38:13.380 the
02:38:13.520 spiders
02:38:13.800 carry
02:38:14.100 it
02:38:14.260 away
02:38:14.540 we
02:38:16.600 do
02:38:16.700 not
02:38:16.860 currently
02:38:17.160 have
02:38:17.380 any
02:38:17.560 access
02:38:17.860 to
02:38:18.040 these
02:38:18.180 documents
02:38:18.520 well
02:38:18.760 and
02:38:18.940 I
02:38:19.020 don't
02:38:19.140 think
02:38:19.280 you're
02:38:19.400 ever
02:38:19.520 going
02:38:19.700 to
02:38:19.880 nice
02:38:20.820 like
02:38:21.280 this
02:38:21.820 is
02:38:21.900 the
02:38:22.040 ugliest
02:38:22.400 building
02:38:22.780 I've
02:38:22.960 ever
02:38:23.100 seen
02:38:23.340 that's
02:38:24.000 our
02:38:24.120 military
02:38:24.460 defense
02:38:24.820 if
02:38:25.280 Americans
02:38:26.360 didn't
02:38:26.800 know
02:38:26.980 what
02:38:27.200 Canada's
02:38:27.840 Pentagon
02:38:28.380 looked
02:38:28.780 like
02:38:29.040 it's
02:38:29.660 this
02:38:29.960 Lego
02:38:30.420 building
02:38:30.840 right
02:38:31.100 here
02:38:31.360 this
02:38:31.920 gray
02:38:32.460 soulless
02:38:33.220 blocks
02:38:34.380 with two
02:38:34.920 more blocks
02:38:35.520 that go
02:38:35.820 up
02:38:36.200 and
02:38:37.340 all of
02:38:37.840 the exact
02:38:38.380 same
02:38:38.780 it's
02:38:39.300 just
02:38:39.500 very
02:38:39.960 Soviet
02:38:40.540 block
02:38:41.240 minimal
02:38:42.680 effort
02:38:43.440 totally
02:38:45.100 fucking
02:38:45.580 cold
02:38:46.160 sterile
02:38:46.980 soulless
02:38:48.480 gutless
02:38:49.700 unassuming
02:38:51.260 unimpressive
02:38:52.420 the building
02:38:53.820 itself
02:38:54.820 looks
02:38:55.660 depressed
02:38:56.420 you're
02:38:58.080 telling
02:38:58.340 me
02:38:58.520 this
02:38:58.760 this
02:38:59.140 is
02:38:59.300 where
02:38:59.500 our
02:38:59.740 warriors
02:39:00.200 decide
02:39:01.300 oh
02:39:01.780 the
02:39:02.020 building
02:39:02.660 that
02:39:02.880 look
02:39:03.160 the
02:39:03.420 building
02:39:04.020 looks
02:39:04.440 like
02:39:04.660 it
02:39:04.800 wants
02:39:05.100 to
02:39:05.320 die
02:39:05.820 I've
02:39:10.100 never
02:39:10.360 seen
02:39:10.720 a
02:39:10.940 suicidal
02:39:11.320 building
02:39:12.040 before
02:39:12.540 but the
02:39:13.100 more I
02:39:13.480 look at
02:39:13.860 this
02:39:14.160 that is
02:39:14.740 exactly
02:39:15.300 what
02:39:15.580 it
02:39:15.680 look at
02:39:16.020 it
02:39:16.140 dude
02:39:16.400 zoom
02:39:17.660 in
02:39:18.060 help
02:39:19.960 me
02:39:21.500 let
02:39:23.520 me
02:39:24.840 die
02:39:25.480 every
02:39:28.480 moment
02:39:29.200 is
02:39:30.340 pain
02:39:31.280 we're
02:39:32.500 here at
02:39:32.840 Department of
02:39:33.260 National Defense
02:39:33.900 headquarters
02:39:34.340 where people
02:39:34.900 are deciding
02:39:35.560 how they're
02:39:36.000 going to
02:39:36.240 further
02:39:36.620 ruin the
02:39:37.300 Canadian
02:39:37.680 fighting
02:39:38.200 man
02:39:38.540 spirit
02:39:39.020 oh
02:39:41.040 we're
02:39:42.060 going to
02:39:42.260 force them
02:39:42.700 to take
02:39:43.080 vaccines
02:39:43.600 they don't
02:39:43.960 want
02:39:44.140 oh
02:39:44.440 really
02:39:44.840 great
02:39:45.340 after we
02:39:49.320 use our
02:39:49.720 propaganda
02:39:50.080 machine on
02:39:50.700 our own
02:39:50.940 people to
02:39:51.440 you know
02:39:51.900 what you
02:39:52.420 would use
02:39:52.720 on the
02:39:52.960 enemy
02:39:53.240 in war
02:39:53.680 to convince
02:39:54.640 them to do
02:39:55.020 something they
02:39:55.440 otherwise
02:39:55.880 wouldn't
02:39:56.240 that's what
02:39:56.480 the military
02:39:56.880 did to
02:39:57.320 help the
02:39:57.600 government
02:39:57.860 convince
02:39:58.280 you
02:39:58.580 to do
02:39:59.740 the thing
02:40:00.280 that we're
02:40:00.780 not allowed
02:40:01.060 to talk
02:40:01.420 about
02:40:01.620 that mysteriously
02:40:02.340 led to the
02:40:02.840 deaths of
02:40:03.160 some people
02:40:03.540 somehow
02:40:03.880 somewhere
02:40:04.360 nobody knows
02:40:05.220 why
02:40:05.580 this is in
02:40:08.320 the mirror
02:40:08.820 United Kingdom
02:40:11.180 newspaper
02:40:11.720 Brits are
02:40:15.060 dying
02:40:15.680 in their
02:40:17.920 tens
02:40:18.680 of
02:40:19.380 thousands
02:40:20.080 and we
02:40:21.580 don't
02:40:22.080 really
02:40:22.420 have
02:40:22.740 any
02:40:23.220 idea
02:40:24.120 why
02:40:24.860 I do
02:40:32.340 me
02:40:32.940 pick me
02:40:33.560 I have
02:40:34.700 an idea
02:40:35.260 I have
02:40:36.120 an idea
02:40:36.580 why
02:40:37.000 tens of
02:40:39.080 thousands
02:40:39.380 more died
02:40:40.100 than usual
02:40:40.840 tens of
02:40:41.980 thousands of
02:40:42.540 excess deaths
02:40:43.160 from May
02:40:43.960 to December
02:40:44.560 of last
02:40:45.140 year
02:40:45.380 excluding
02:40:46.720 COVID
02:40:47.120 as a
02:40:47.420 cause
02:40:47.620 of
02:40:47.740 death
02:40:48.000 they
02:40:50.400 died
02:40:50.680 from
02:40:50.860 no they
02:40:51.300 didn't
02:40:51.460 die
02:40:51.600 from
02:40:51.720 COVID
02:40:51.960 actually
02:40:52.320 they
02:40:52.680 died
02:40:52.880 from
02:40:53.040 something
02:40:53.420 and we
02:40:53.840 don't
02:40:54.020 know
02:40:54.160 what
02:40:54.460 tens
02:40:55.500 of
02:40:55.700 thousands
02:40:56.060 20,000
02:40:56.720 30,000
02:40:57.460 32,411
02:41:00.780 extra
02:41:01.500 deaths
02:41:01.940 and we
02:41:05.720 don't
02:41:06.000 know why
02:41:06.780 it's a
02:41:07.100 mystery
02:41:07.640 cut to
02:41:11.960 commercial
02:41:12.300 cost of
02:41:12.780 milk
02:41:12.960 right
02:41:13.260 elephant
02:41:14.640 in the
02:41:14.960 room
02:41:15.200 just gets
02:41:17.460 bigger
02:41:17.740 every day
02:41:18.120 doesn't
02:41:18.360 it
02:41:18.580 people
02:41:19.600 just
02:41:19.760 falling
02:41:20.100 down
02:41:20.380 on TV
02:41:20.820 excess
02:41:21.480 deaths
02:41:21.820 are
02:41:21.940 defined
02:41:22.220 as the
02:41:22.460 number
02:41:22.640 of
02:41:22.780 people
02:41:22.960 who
02:41:23.100 died
02:41:23.340 above
02:41:23.660 the
02:41:23.820 five
02:41:24.020 year
02:41:24.140 average
02:41:24.560 means
02:41:26.620 over
02:41:26.860 32,000
02:41:27.720 Brits
02:41:28.060 would have
02:41:28.400 expected
02:41:28.900 to be
02:41:29.240 alive
02:41:29.700 but
02:41:29.920 according
02:41:30.360 to
02:41:30.660 Office
02:41:31.000 for
02:41:31.160 National
02:41:31.380 Statistics
02:41:31.800 figures
02:41:32.200 across
02:41:32.580 this
02:41:32.800 period
02:41:33.140 they
02:41:33.680 died
02:41:34.100 these
02:41:35.220 shocking
02:41:35.580 figures
02:41:35.960 raised
02:41:36.200 a number
02:41:36.420 of
02:41:36.520 important
02:41:36.760 questions
02:41:37.020 about
02:41:37.160 what
02:41:37.260 is
02:41:37.360 happening
02:41:37.680 to
02:41:37.780 the
02:41:37.860 country's
02:41:38.140 populations
02:41:38.620 how
02:41:39.240 it's
02:41:39.420 changing
02:41:39.740 and why
02:41:40.140 so many
02:41:40.560 more
02:41:40.740 people
02:41:41.000 are
02:41:41.160 dying
02:41:41.480 wow
02:41:41.920 it
02:41:43.440 isn't
02:41:43.700 quite
02:41:43.920 clear
02:41:44.220 why
02:41:44.440 so many
02:41:44.720 more
02:41:44.860 Brits
02:41:45.140 died
02:41:45.580 than
02:41:45.780 expected
02:41:46.180 recently
02:41:46.660 oh
02:41:47.380 yes
02:41:47.700 so
02:41:48.280 oh my
02:41:49.820 goodness
02:41:50.140 the
02:41:51.160 darkness
02:41:51.520 of it
02:41:51.840 the
02:41:51.980 depth
02:41:52.260 it's
02:41:52.480 like
02:41:52.620 the
02:41:52.780 Atlantic
02:41:53.140 ocean
02:41:53.460 at
02:41:53.620 night
02:41:53.800 time
02:41:54.020 trying
02:41:54.360 to
02:41:54.540 find
02:41:54.760 a
02:41:54.920 lost
02:41:55.220 milk
02:41:55.520 bottle
02:41:55.880 you'll
02:42:01.800 point
02:42:02.100 to
02:42:02.240 the
02:42:02.420 at
02:42:03.060 least
02:42:03.260 an
02:42:03.440 idea
02:42:03.840 a
02:42:04.140 direction
02:42:04.640 a
02:42:04.900 theory
02:42:05.340 even
02:42:05.840 to
02:42:06.080 work
02:42:06.500 off
02:42:06.820 of
02:42:06.960 a
02:42:07.100 working
02:42:07.500 theory
02:42:08.120 to
02:42:08.740 at
02:42:08.880 least
02:42:09.000 start
02:42:09.240 disproving
02:42:10.020 causes
02:42:10.480 that
02:42:10.720 may
02:42:11.000 that
02:42:11.200 it
02:42:11.320 okay
02:42:11.500 well
02:42:11.720 it's
02:42:11.880 not
02:42:12.100 that
02:42:12.520 it's
02:42:12.960 not
02:42:13.180 this
02:42:13.560 and
02:42:13.920 we'll
02:42:14.060 start
02:42:14.340 working
02:42:14.760 down
02:42:15.160 from
02:42:15.380 that
02:42:15.780 angle
02:42:16.260 because
02:42:16.940 32,000
02:42:18.100 extra
02:42:18.440 people
02:42:18.840 have died
02:42:19.380 and
02:42:19.560 assumedly
02:42:20.040 this
02:42:20.280 trend
02:42:20.560 will
02:42:20.740 continue
02:42:21.180 so
02:42:21.780 we
02:42:22.040 had
02:42:22.220 better
02:42:22.480 figure
02:42:22.900 out
02:42:23.400 what
02:42:23.780 is
02:42:24.240 doing
02:42:24.780 that
02:42:25.280 or
02:42:25.900 we're
02:42:26.140 not
02:42:26.640 doing
02:42:27.400 our
02:42:27.700 jobs
02:42:28.320 so
02:42:28.740 let's
02:42:29.020 start
02:42:29.260 ruling
02:42:29.700 things
02:42:30.220 out
02:42:30.500 shall
02:42:30.800 we
02:42:31.020 I'll
02:42:31.560 start
02:42:31.900 with
02:42:32.120 one
02:42:32.500 is
02:42:32.920 it
02:42:33.040 the
02:42:33.200 vaccine
02:42:33.760 oh
02:42:39.180 right
02:42:39.620 we're
02:42:40.320 just
02:42:40.520 gonna
02:42:40.720 say
02:42:41.240 we're
02:42:42.160 just
02:42:42.480 not
02:42:42.820 sure
02:42:43.240 it's
02:42:43.820 a
02:42:43.980 mystery
02:42:44.440 oh
02:42:49.140 it
02:42:49.340 could
02:42:49.520 be
02:42:49.660 people
02:42:49.900 are
02:42:50.060 getting
02:42:50.280 older
02:42:50.660 it
02:42:50.860 says
02:42:51.200 oh
02:42:51.520 that's
02:42:51.740 what
02:42:51.860 it
02:42:51.980 is
02:42:52.380 people
02:42:55.360 are
02:42:55.520 getting
02:42:55.660 older
02:42:55.980 and
02:42:56.280 they're
02:42:56.420 and
02:42:56.540 they're
02:42:56.680 fatter
02:42:56.960 than
02:42:57.140 before
02:42:57.480 yeah
02:42:58.220 the
02:43:00.580 cancer
02:43:00.840 stats
02:43:01.240 again
02:43:01.540 guys
02:43:01.940 not
02:43:05.760 mentioned
02:43:06.080 in there
02:43:06.460 why
02:43:07.760 all
02:43:07.940 of a
02:43:08.080 sudden
02:43:08.300 cancer
02:43:09.580 is
02:43:09.760 just
02:43:09.940 like
02:43:10.140 the
02:43:10.300 hottest
02:43:10.540 thing
02:43:10.820 to
02:43:10.960 have
02:43:11.300 weird
02:43:14.280 huh
02:43:14.600 it's
02:43:16.380 almost
02:43:16.620 like
02:43:17.480 jenstein
02:43:19.760 is
02:43:19.940 everywhere
02:43:20.240 today
02:43:20.540 he's
02:43:20.740 basically
02:43:21.040 paying
02:43:21.300 my
02:43:21.440 bills
02:43:21.640 at
02:43:21.740 this
02:43:21.880 point
02:43:22.160 I
02:43:23.480 appreciate
02:43:23.780 you
02:43:23.980 man
02:43:24.200 says
02:43:24.820 my
02:43:24.960 first
02:43:25.220 job
02:43:25.540 as a
02:43:25.780 child
02:43:26.060 was
02:43:26.260 picking
02:43:26.560 rocks
02:43:26.980 out
02:43:27.140 of
02:43:27.260 senior
02:43:27.500 couple's
02:43:27.940 garden
02:43:28.220 I
02:43:29.100 worked
02:43:29.280 for
02:43:29.400 10
02:43:29.640 hours
02:43:29.980 and
02:43:30.240 made
02:43:30.380 a
02:43:30.520 dollar
02:43:30.840 wow
02:43:32.080 what year
02:43:32.860 was that
02:43:33.160 a dollar
02:43:33.420 might have been a lot of money back then
02:43:34.400 is that a spider
02:43:35.100 he says
02:43:36.440 toughen up
02:43:36.940 dags
02:43:37.360 love y'all
02:43:37.960 I don't think he would do that now
02:43:40.320 a dollar seems like a fairly low wage to be picking rocks out of bushes for a whole day
02:43:44.400 it's a dollar
02:43:45.780 go call somebody who gives a fuck
02:43:47.440 this is the
02:43:50.040 genstein farm
02:43:51.320 you will work
02:43:52.700 you will use this dollar to only know
02:43:59.560 yeah you can't eat the dollar you can't eat money
02:44:01.440 they're just taunting you with it
02:44:04.460 almost
02:44:06.480 got a few minutes left
02:44:07.920 um
02:44:09.980 hmm
02:44:10.880 hmm
02:44:12.480 what else
02:44:14.320 do I have that on my computer
02:44:21.280 I do
02:44:24.140 it just so happens
02:44:25.700 and for no reason at all
02:44:27.420 I mean we aren't
02:44:28.700 it's important not to notice things
02:44:32.060 noticing things is wrong
02:44:33.280 right
02:44:34.940 um
02:44:35.520 so we're not going to notice anything
02:44:37.520 all we're going to do is
02:44:38.800 we're just going to take a look
02:44:39.820 at the top
02:44:41.260 most wanted of Toronto
02:44:43.380 because you know it's dangerous out there
02:44:44.980 like I said
02:44:45.460 there's no protection
02:44:46.540 there's no protection
02:44:49.220 you know
02:44:50.220 Karima watched these people fight basically to the death on the street
02:44:53.060 woman's getting her head stomped and kicked
02:44:54.700 anything could have happened
02:44:55.600 so
02:44:58.300 it's important
02:44:59.340 you should know
02:44:59.960 you should know
02:45:00.760 uh
02:45:01.860 who the criminals are out there
02:45:03.380 and what they look like
02:45:04.140 that's why we have their mug shots
02:45:06.780 so let's uh
02:45:09.120 just if you live in Toronto
02:45:11.680 just be on the lookout
02:45:13.040 that's all I'm saying
02:45:13.820 and you'll be happy to know
02:45:20.740 it's a very
02:45:22.900 inclusive list
02:45:24.600 it's a very diverse list
02:45:26.720 of
02:45:28.260 murderers in Toronto
02:45:29.680 they have very Canadian names as well
02:45:35.140 oh he's on there twice
02:45:42.160 good for him
02:45:42.780 what you gonna do
02:45:43.800 what you gonna do
02:45:45.040 when they come for you
02:45:46.420 when you were eight
02:45:47.880 and you had bad traits
02:45:49.300 you go to school
02:45:50.480 and learn the golden rule
02:45:51.920 so why are you
02:45:53.280 acting like a bloody fool
02:45:54.720 if you get hot
02:45:56.080 then you must get cool
02:45:57.440 bad boys
02:45:58.140 bad boys
02:45:58.880 what you gonna do
02:46:00.260 that's page one
02:46:01.780 the ugly face of white supremacy in Canada you guys
02:46:08.640 it's the most dangerous thing out there
02:46:10.440 we gotta stop them
02:46:13.260 they're out there committing all those race crimes
02:46:19.160 I keep hearing about but never seeing
02:46:21.820 what you gonna do
02:46:23.440 when they come for you
02:46:24.780 bad boys
02:46:25.540 bad boys
02:46:26.280 yeah some of them
02:46:28.340 it's Scottish
02:46:28.840 right
02:46:29.300 isn't that funny
02:46:29.900 some of them are
02:46:32.640 good times
02:46:34.260 I mean it looks good
02:46:35.500 I would
02:46:35.760 I would
02:46:36.180 I think now is probably the best time to move to downtown Toronto
02:46:38.860 police
02:46:41.280 I don't even have that video
02:46:42.220 but I do have
02:46:43.080 the one
02:46:43.760 Sky was getting
02:46:44.780 harassed again by the police
02:46:46.780 trying to do his thing
02:46:48.000 they love him
02:46:51.840 don't they
02:46:52.320 also
02:46:53.220 do you guys know who Dagwood is
02:46:56.840 he's a bit
02:46:59.180 like he's the guy on the griff shop
02:47:00.420 he's the milkshake
02:47:01.100 anyway
02:47:04.280 he has a commercial
02:47:05.060 he wants to show you
02:47:05.960 but
02:47:06.220 I just
02:47:11.160 like he comes off
02:47:13.980 like
02:47:14.240 he's like this
02:47:15.380 haha
02:47:15.760 like I'm super nice
02:47:17.300 it's a fucking act
02:47:18.360 he's a fucking straight psycho
02:47:19.800 okay
02:47:21.160 I just want you to
02:47:22.780 just if you
02:47:23.760 if you've come across him
02:47:24.660 okay
02:47:24.880 just so you know how to handle him
02:47:25.760 alright
02:47:25.960 that's all
02:47:26.980 anyway
02:47:27.360 that's all
02:47:28.800 hi everybody
02:47:30.560 this is Dagwood the milkshake
02:47:32.560 it's payday
02:47:33.600 so remember to go to the griff.shop
02:47:35.640 and spend
02:47:36.280 spend spend
02:47:37.360 get yourself a brand new
02:47:39.320 diagonal on t-shirt
02:47:40.840 it'll be perfect for all those
02:47:42.480 summer barbecues
02:47:43.420 hangouts
02:47:44.100 and whatever other terrorism
02:47:45.580 you're interested in this summer
02:47:47.120 you've got money
02:47:48.620 we'd like to get some of that money
02:47:50.440 and you can send it to us
02:47:51.640 by ordering something
02:47:52.560 at the griff.shop
02:47:54.320 have a great day
02:47:55.780 yeah it's done Derek
02:48:00.500 yeah
02:48:01.060 yeah where's my money
02:48:02.300 where's my fucking money Derek
02:48:03.640 don't you fuck me like this Derek
02:48:05.540 don't you fuck me
02:48:06.980 I will fucking come over there
02:48:08.740 and you're in a little fucking cabin
02:48:09.920 in the middle of fucking woods
02:48:10.860 and I'll fucking kick
02:48:11.620 thank you Dagwood
02:48:12.740 that was
02:48:13.260 very nice
02:48:15.120 very good
02:48:15.740 you know
02:48:17.020 do what the milkshake says
02:48:18.400 give him your money
02:48:19.200 and
02:48:19.840 hopefully Derek's okay
02:48:21.960 you know
02:48:23.680 he's
02:48:27.160 you know
02:48:27.640 he goes hard
02:48:28.360 he's passionate
02:48:29.240 he's a passionate milkshake
02:48:30.660 alright
02:48:31.080 you can't
02:48:33.920 you can't take that from him
02:48:35.020 alright
02:48:38.040 he cares about his job
02:48:39.000 he's doing harder work
02:48:40.040 I mean he's doing
02:48:40.840 he cares more than I do
02:48:41.780 right
02:48:42.520 he's putting in some
02:48:43.140 he's making calls
02:48:44.780 he's threatening people
02:48:46.200 alright
02:48:46.460 he's getting things done
02:48:47.920 he's like the Tony Soprano
02:48:51.340 of milkshakes
02:48:52.060 TYZ49
02:48:57.220 thank you brother
02:48:57.760 he says
02:48:58.060 if they are a bonded public servant
02:48:59.420 you go after their bond
02:49:00.840 www.bondsforthewin.com
02:49:02.960 I don't even know
02:49:03.740 what that means
02:49:04.360 but I'm interested
02:49:05.120 bonded public servant
02:49:06.780 what the fuck does that mean
02:49:07.800 and why don't we know these things
02:49:09.740 they don't teach you any of this shit in school
02:49:11.600 I learned fractions
02:49:15.780 that I never used
02:49:17.120 and trigonometry
02:49:18.900 and things that I never used
02:49:20.500 and social studies issues
02:49:21.920 I made
02:49:22.780 I spent
02:49:24.240 I want to say
02:49:26.220 a good 17% of my time
02:49:29.060 in like elementary
02:49:31.300 up to junior high school
02:49:32.580 making collages
02:49:34.280 like cutting out pictures
02:49:35.880 from magazines
02:49:36.500 and gluing them to pages
02:49:37.800 and that's what our teacher
02:49:39.200 would have us do
02:49:39.920 make a collage
02:49:41.580 it was the laziest exercise
02:49:43.020 you could possibly
02:49:43.980 fucking imagine
02:49:45.000 cut out some shit
02:49:47.000 and glue it on a fucking page
02:49:48.400 you feel like you did something
02:49:49.260 I'll give you a mark for it
02:49:50.120 I don't care
02:49:50.480 I'm an alcoholic
02:49:51.400 that's where I went to
02:49:53.400 that's where I went to school
02:49:54.400 that was often the assignment
02:49:57.360 not once
02:49:58.140 I mean that was something
02:49:59.040 it was often
02:50:01.020 often the case
02:50:02.040 I just feel like
02:50:04.460 I could have learned
02:50:05.000 other things
02:50:05.700 in that span of time
02:50:07.320 I'm cutting out cakes
02:50:09.000 from a fucking
02:50:10.440 Walmart magazine
02:50:11.460 and we
02:50:12.000 all the magazines
02:50:12.660 keep getting destroyed
02:50:13.580 my mom's like
02:50:14.860 well fucking
02:50:15.380 I'm cutting them all up
02:50:16.700 with scissors
02:50:17.120 because I'm like
02:50:17.480 I don't know
02:50:17.920 I need pictures of cakes mom
02:50:19.320 so I'm cutting up
02:50:20.480 all the books
02:50:21.140 so I can put cakes on
02:50:23.100 and they'd be like
02:50:23.880 oh well there's some
02:50:24.520 paper showing
02:50:25.300 you would lose points
02:50:27.100 if there was too much
02:50:27.960 paper showing
02:50:29.580 like the entire page
02:50:32.300 must be covered in cakes
02:50:33.480 this is a real fucking thing
02:50:35.520 I was made to do
02:50:36.220 when I was like
02:50:36.640 14 years old
02:50:37.660 I was born to be a terrorist
02:50:43.000 I knew right then
02:50:44.780 I was like
02:50:45.020 this is fucking stupid bullshit
02:50:46.580 this is busy work
02:50:48.260 for idiots
02:50:48.880 this is dumb
02:50:50.260 I'm not fucking
02:50:51.440 and then it'd be like
02:50:54.020 oh yeah
02:50:54.420 no you only get a 75
02:50:55.700 because there's
02:50:56.400 I can see some
02:50:57.320 of the paper
02:50:57.740 your cake collage
02:51:01.720 isn't good enough
02:51:02.340 you're not ready
02:51:03.060 to be a productive
02:51:03.700 member of society yet
02:51:04.760 until you can make me
02:51:05.380 a good cake collage
02:51:06.520 of cakes
02:51:07.360 cut out of a fucking
02:51:08.300 Walmart
02:51:09.260 magazine
02:51:13.200 Sears catalog
02:51:14.480 young kids
02:51:16.480 like what are you
02:51:16.980 even talking about
02:51:17.620 we didn't have Amazon
02:51:18.860 you have these big
02:51:19.620 huge books
02:51:20.440 of everything
02:51:22.220 whatever it was
02:51:22.800 you wanted to order
02:51:23.500 you'd go in this book
02:51:24.360 and there'd be a phone
02:51:25.080 number you'd call
02:51:25.860 there'd be some
02:51:26.600 Armenian guy
02:51:27.340 on the other line
02:51:27.980 it would smell like
02:51:29.000 cigarettes through the phone
02:51:30.160 what do you want
02:51:31.160 what do you want to buy
02:51:31.960 let's send
02:51:32.640 okay
02:51:33.000 let me do it
02:51:33.660 and then it would
02:51:34.380 come in the mail
02:51:35.000 or it wouldn't
02:51:35.560 you'd have to go
02:51:35.900 pick it up
02:51:36.420 it's broken
02:51:36.980 it was a fucking
02:51:37.840 weird system
02:51:38.860 and the best part
02:51:42.840 was at the very back
02:51:43.600 there'd be
02:51:43.920 it was like
02:51:44.600 women's Walmart
02:51:45.680 underwear
02:51:46.100 but hey
02:51:46.620 when you're 14
02:51:47.380 it's women in their
02:51:48.020 underwear
02:51:48.280 you know what I mean
02:51:48.880 so you're like
02:51:49.660 this is okay
02:51:50.320 I don't mind this
02:51:51.780 I'm alright with this
02:51:53.900 page
02:51:54.360 these few pages
02:51:55.400 here
02:51:55.720 I'm kind of
02:51:57.560 interested
02:51:57.880 it kind of makes me
02:51:58.580 wish there was more
02:51:59.080 pages all of a sudden
02:52:00.040 I'm gonna have to
02:52:03.960 cut it out
02:52:04.420 anyway
02:52:04.820 now you know
02:52:07.020 and that's why
02:52:08.440 that's why he went
02:52:10.080 crazy
02:52:10.560 he was incompatible
02:52:14.160 with the constraints
02:52:15.040 of the system
02:52:16.840 and it drove him mad
02:52:17.960 and then they called
02:52:22.820 him Gingler
02:52:23.480 Donkey says
02:52:26.760 just watch the
02:52:27.300 Waco show
02:52:27.880 on Netflix
02:52:28.380 and yeah
02:52:28.860 he was crazy
02:52:29.480 but the message
02:52:30.040 is clear
02:52:30.420 we all just live
02:52:31.040 in a crazy casino
02:52:31.720 and the house
02:52:32.100 always wins
02:52:32.640 oh he was
02:52:33.720 definitely crazy
02:52:34.420 and yeah
02:52:36.180 but murder
02:52:37.300 kill them all
02:52:38.040 like it was just
02:52:38.560 nuts
02:52:38.960 that was like
02:52:40.260 if I
02:52:40.480 that would be the same
02:52:41.120 that's the same
02:52:41.480 as burning your house
02:52:42.060 down because you
02:52:42.420 find a spider
02:52:42.900 and we're expected
02:52:44.380 to just be okay
02:52:45.000 with it
02:52:45.460 oh the government
02:52:46.460 and most of them
02:52:47.000 just were children
02:52:47.680 well we just
02:52:48.160 murdered all these
02:52:48.600 kids
02:52:48.880 fuck it
02:52:49.760 we're above the law
02:52:50.720 and there was no
02:52:51.660 no consequences
02:52:52.640 and there never is
02:52:53.400 we're not
02:52:55.420 we're ruled by bad
02:52:56.320 people
02:52:56.980 TYZ49
02:52:58.400 says
02:52:59.120 keepcanadafree.com
02:53:00.920 I don't know
02:53:01.800 what that is
02:53:02.260 but other people
02:53:04.060 do now
02:53:04.540 is this
02:53:06.280 what I've become
02:53:07.160 am I a joke to you
02:53:08.160 is this what I am
02:53:08.880 I'm an advertising
02:53:09.820 board now
02:53:10.600 am I your personal
02:53:12.640 billboard
02:53:13.120 you're like
02:53:13.400 why do that
02:53:14.340 I can just go
02:53:14.860 on RageCast
02:53:15.400 spend three dollars
02:53:16.080 and get a fucking
02:53:16.600 advertisement
02:53:17.100 gets fucking
02:53:19.220 at least ten
02:53:19.760 twenty thousand
02:53:20.520 fucking hits
02:53:21.420 you know
02:53:22.020 ten twenty thousand
02:53:22.700 people are gonna
02:53:23.040 hear my advertisement
02:53:23.600 for three dollars
02:53:24.200 it's fucking
02:53:25.040 efficient
02:53:26.240 alright
02:53:28.040 I know what you're
02:53:29.540 doing
02:53:29.740 I'm just saying
02:53:30.580 I feel like
02:53:31.440 I'm gonna be
02:53:32.700 some rules around
02:53:33.220 here
02:53:33.360 you're gonna be
02:53:33.860 doing advertisements
02:53:34.600 fifty dollars
02:53:35.660 minimum
02:53:36.080 what am I
02:53:37.440 what am I
02:53:37.840 some kind of
02:53:38.380 whore to you
02:53:38.740 what is this
02:53:39.080 OnlyFans
02:53:39.740 is that what this is
02:53:40.880 huh
02:53:41.340 am I supposed to
02:53:42.040 dance for you
02:53:42.520 am I one of your
02:53:42.980 special little girls
02:53:43.780 now
02:53:44.100 is that what you
02:53:45.200 want
02:53:45.400 you want me to
02:53:46.080 loosen my tie
02:53:47.060 a little bit
02:53:47.440 do you want
02:53:47.780 me to undo
02:53:48.480 some buttons
02:53:48.900 for you
02:53:49.360 huh
02:53:50.100 oh wait
02:53:51.460 never mind
02:53:51.880 I was about to
02:53:52.600 get cranky
02:53:52.980 but CRJ
02:53:53.460 called it off
02:53:54.140 insert advertisement
02:53:55.080 that's better
02:53:58.500 alright
02:53:59.740 put the staff
02:54:00.440 down
02:54:00.760 nobody needs
02:54:01.800 to die
02:54:02.120 today
02:54:02.480 he says
02:54:05.420 no this is
02:54:05.800 for you brother
02:54:06.240 I love you
02:54:06.460 thank you
02:54:06.800 TYZ
02:54:07.420 I'm gonna call
02:54:08.140 you Tiz
02:54:08.500 I'm gonna call
02:54:08.900 you Tizzy
02:54:09.300 Tiz49
02:54:10.080 CRJ
02:54:11.180 insert advertisement
02:54:12.200 at Mayonnaise
02:54:18.500 R Us
02:54:19.060 we'll send
02:54:19.960 a custom
02:54:20.820 drum
02:54:21.440 of artificially
02:54:22.680 definitely
02:54:23.240 totally
02:54:23.800 organically
02:54:24.540 produced
02:54:25.240 mayonnaise
02:54:25.800 from the
02:54:26.560 depths of hell
02:54:27.420 we'll send them
02:54:28.080 to anyone
02:54:28.440 you want
02:54:28.960 we'll send
02:54:29.320 them to their
02:54:29.760 house
02:54:30.240 all you gotta
02:54:31.640 do is go
02:54:32.060 to www.mayonaisepsychos.com
02:54:35.360 and as we say
02:54:36.340 in the business
02:54:36.800 only a psycho
02:54:37.800 would order
02:54:38.440 a drum
02:54:38.900 of mayonnaise
02:54:39.380 anyway
02:54:39.820 so the name
02:54:40.960 makes perfect
02:54:41.660 sense
02:54:42.140 trademark
02:54:43.180 copyright
02:54:43.680 patent
02:54:43.960 pending
02:54:44.220 that's the
02:54:46.820 advertisement
02:54:47.160 he paid
02:54:47.460 for
02:54:47.980 does he like
02:54:51.200 it
02:54:51.320 I don't know
02:54:51.800 I don't care
02:54:52.380 that's what
02:54:53.080 that's what
02:54:53.760 $50 is worth
02:54:55.140 for an advertisement
02:54:56.860 that's what
02:54:59.860 that buys
02:55:00.300 this is all
02:55:01.080 a grit
02:55:01.440 this is a scam
02:55:02.320 I'm just trying
02:55:02.880 to
02:55:03.080 I'm just
02:55:04.020 putting it out
02:55:04.440 there
02:55:04.600 this is the
02:55:05.260 Sears catalog
02:55:06.080 of real time
02:55:07.820 live advertisements
02:55:08.940 you can have
02:55:09.600 I'm fucking
02:55:12.020 bending over
02:55:12.640 for $50
02:55:13.220 that's what
02:55:13.940 I'm doing
02:55:14.300 I got fucking
02:55:17.540 spiders to feed
02:55:18.540 alright
02:55:19.740 it's expensive
02:55:20.840 down here
02:55:21.520 they expect
02:55:22.940 things
02:55:23.600 they have
02:55:24.960 standards
02:55:25.800 thank god
02:55:31.680 it's almost
02:55:32.000 over
02:55:32.260 and it is
02:55:32.540 Friday
02:55:32.800 and it is
02:55:33.020 the weekend
02:55:33.420 oh well
02:55:33.980 I wasn't even
02:55:34.400 going to do
02:55:34.680 this tonight
02:55:35.140 and it's
02:55:36.240 always true
02:55:36.760 I was like
02:55:37.260 I feel like
02:55:37.680 shit
02:55:37.920 I'm in such
02:55:38.360 a bad mood
02:55:38.940 all I want
02:55:39.220 to do
02:55:39.340 is break
02:55:39.700 things
02:55:39.960 and hurt
02:55:40.240 people
02:55:40.580 Derek goes
02:55:42.520 that's when
02:55:42.920 you do
02:55:43.160 your best
02:55:43.540 streams
02:55:43.960 like
02:55:44.500 fine
02:55:46.520 whoa
02:55:47.580 staff just
02:55:49.060 moved on its
02:55:49.500 own
02:55:49.700 that I do
02:55:50.180 not like
02:55:50.620 I don't want
02:55:51.400 to see that
02:55:51.680 happen again
02:55:52.200 I'm going to
02:55:53.680 assume it was
02:55:54.100 just
02:55:54.320 an accident
02:55:55.780 I'll just
02:55:58.800 pretend it was
02:55:59.680 an accident
02:56:00.160 last one
02:56:00.940 last one of
02:56:01.620 the evening
02:56:02.120 actually I'm
02:56:02.600 going to make
02:56:02.740 sure I didn't
02:56:02.980 miss anybody
02:56:03.320 on Rumble
02:56:03.700 did I
02:56:04.000 nobody cares
02:56:04.920 this man
02:56:07.340 I'm breezy
02:56:07.600 trying to tell
02:56:07.960 me to read
02:56:08.260 a book
02:56:08.540 EJ Roby
02:56:09.060 says every
02:56:09.420 government
02:56:09.780 oh we heard
02:56:10.380 that one
02:56:10.620 already
02:56:10.920 good
02:56:12.560 one guy
02:56:16.120 who is
02:56:16.540 wasted
02:56:17.080 and having
02:56:17.400 a great
02:56:17.800 time
02:56:18.220 says
02:56:19.220 grift on
02:56:20.460 borther
02:56:21.360 he spelled
02:56:21.880 brother
02:56:22.220 b-o-r-t-h-e-r
02:56:23.780 all capital
02:56:24.440 letters
02:56:24.820 grift on
02:56:26.480 brother
02:56:27.040 is he okay
02:56:32.400 yeah that's
02:56:34.200 stab
02:56:34.740 stab
02:56:34.920 that's
02:56:35.480 stab
02:56:35.760 master
02:56:36.300 arson
02:56:36.760 stab
02:56:37.760 master
02:56:38.600 arson
02:56:39.200 that's
02:56:39.660 your
02:56:39.820 username
02:56:40.480 yeah
02:56:45.380 yeah
02:56:49.380 ronna
02:56:49.820 here we
02:56:51.100 have
02:56:51.480 from
02:56:51.780 stab
02:56:52.520 master
02:56:53.380 arson
02:56:54.300 oh
02:56:56.720 man
02:57:01.340 yeah
02:57:02.080 it's
02:57:03.700 funny
02:57:03.980 like I
02:57:06.100 have
02:57:06.220 any
02:57:06.400 control
02:57:06.780 over it
02:57:07.200 you know
02:57:07.380 what I
02:57:07.520 mean
02:57:07.720 of course
02:57:11.200 that's his
02:57:11.520 name it's
02:57:11.820 good for
02:57:12.100 him
02:57:12.260 all right
02:57:12.860 last one
02:57:13.460 then we
02:57:14.260 gotta get
02:57:15.020 the fuck
02:57:15.320 out of here
02:57:15.700 it's getting
02:57:16.080 weird
02:57:16.380 I keep
02:57:17.500 open
02:57:17.700 I keep
02:57:19.640 I keep
02:57:20.440 oh and by
02:57:21.080 the way
02:57:21.260 just so you
02:57:21.560 know
02:57:21.740 if you go to
02:57:23.260 nextbigfuture.com
02:57:24.500 there's a page
02:57:25.140 where it says
02:57:26.220 right now there's a
02:57:26.840 countdown
02:57:27.120 there's only 45 days
02:57:28.380 left until Canada
02:57:29.320 has over 40
02:57:30.500 million people
02:57:31.700 when I was a kid
02:57:34.300 in school
02:57:34.760 it was 31
02:57:36.500 million
02:57:37.000 32
02:57:39.540 and when I
02:57:42.800 was in school
02:57:43.460 the understanding
02:57:45.540 was
02:57:46.000 when we
02:57:47.140 explained this
02:57:48.020 that because
02:57:49.640 of being in a
02:57:50.440 developed nation
02:57:51.260 like Canada
02:57:52.060 the birth rates
02:57:53.800 and the death
02:57:54.740 rate
02:57:54.940 it's relatively
02:57:56.200 stable
02:57:56.720 and we can
02:57:58.360 expect our
02:57:58.980 population to
02:57:59.860 you know
02:58:00.260 slightly increase
02:58:01.300 maybe but
02:58:01.940 generally remain
02:58:02.800 stable at
02:58:03.800 around 32
02:58:04.660 million for
02:58:05.300 you know
02:58:05.800 quite a while
02:58:06.420 and that's not
02:58:08.880 what happened
02:58:09.300 it's now up to
02:58:10.600 40 million
02:58:11.760 increasing its
02:58:14.200 population through
02:58:15.220 immigration
02:58:15.880 much of it just
02:58:17.100 wide the fuck
02:58:17.760 open by 2.5%
02:58:19.380 each year
02:58:20.160 so the total
02:58:24.260 population size
02:58:25.280 has increased by
02:58:25.820 2.5% each year
02:58:27.100 in two in two
02:58:28.520 years it's gone
02:58:29.220 up 5%
02:58:29.920 in four years
02:58:33.100 10%
02:58:33.660 you see what I'm
02:58:34.080 saying
02:58:34.300 eight years
02:58:36.280 20%
02:58:37.240 off of the
02:58:40.840 first year
02:58:41.400 2.5% a year
02:58:43.220 is not a couple
02:58:43.760 people
02:58:44.160 this is the
02:58:45.620 Canada has the
02:58:46.880 fastest changing
02:58:48.200 demographics
02:58:48.860 in the history
02:58:50.380 of the world
02:58:51.260 outside of a
02:58:52.640 nation being
02:58:53.240 conquered in war
02:58:54.340 and supplanted
02:58:55.540 and subjugated
02:58:56.500 and replaced
02:58:57.120 by its conquerors
02:58:58.320 the only time
02:58:59.560 a population
02:59:00.180 was replaced
02:59:00.960 this quickly
02:59:01.860 ever in human
02:59:03.060 history
02:59:03.420 was literally
02:59:04.500 when Genghis
02:59:05.300 Khan would
02:59:06.200 ride into
02:59:06.820 town
02:59:07.220 conquer your
02:59:08.140 cities
02:59:08.460 or civilization
02:59:09.140 take all of
02:59:10.200 your women
02:59:10.660 for his own
02:59:11.440 and his men
02:59:12.140 and move on
02:59:12.920 to the next
02:59:13.340 town
02:59:13.640 that's the
02:59:14.300 only way
02:59:14.880 this ever
02:59:15.340 happened
02:59:15.700 faster than
02:59:16.460 it is right
02:59:16.940 now
02:59:17.360 so
02:59:18.320 is that
02:59:23.520 something
02:59:23.840 you should
02:59:24.160 be
02:59:24.320 you know
02:59:24.820 don't talk
02:59:29.760 about it
02:59:30.060 and you know
02:59:30.920 they'll say
02:59:31.520 oh well you just
02:59:32.080 what makes
02:59:32.900 someone a
02:59:33.220 Canadian
02:59:33.520 you just put
02:59:34.020 them here
02:59:34.400 and then
02:59:35.380 there's more
02:59:35.860 so now
02:59:36.180 there's 40
02:59:36.580 million
02:59:36.840 that's my
02:59:37.320 point
02:59:37.580 40 million
02:59:38.240 people
02:59:38.780 45 days
02:59:40.380 in the
02:59:40.500 Canada
02:59:40.580 has over
02:59:40.820 40 million
02:59:41.220 people
02:59:41.520 not 40
02:59:41.920 million
02:59:42.140 Canadians
02:59:42.680 what makes
02:59:46.500 somebody a
02:59:46.840 Canadian
02:59:47.080 what makes
02:59:47.480 someone anything
02:59:48.020 if I go to
02:59:49.080 Japan
02:59:49.340 and I get a
02:59:49.980 job there
02:59:50.380 and I live
02:59:50.720 there for
02:59:51.080 two years
02:59:51.600 or five
02:59:52.000 years
02:59:52.360 and I apply
02:59:53.600 for citizenship
02:59:54.260 am I Japanese
02:59:55.220 can I be
02:59:56.320 president of
02:59:56.920 Japan
02:59:57.200 if I learn
03:00:00.320 their language
03:00:00.960 why not
03:00:03.360 why am I
03:00:04.300 different
03:00:04.560 why can't
03:00:05.240 I be
03:00:05.520 I'm just as
03:00:06.240 Japanese as
03:00:06.880 everyone else
03:00:07.380 aren't I
03:00:07.760 what if I
03:00:09.420 move to Iran
03:00:10.020 am I Persian
03:00:10.620 can I be a
03:00:11.560 Persian
03:00:11.760 if I learn
03:00:12.180 how to speak
03:00:12.520 Farsi
03:00:12.880 and I convert
03:00:13.880 to Islam
03:00:14.420 am I now
03:00:15.320 a Persian
03:00:15.740 man
03:00:16.120 how about
03:00:23.640 South Africa
03:00:24.260 and I'm
03:00:27.240 going to live
03:00:27.560 in the black
03:00:28.040 part of
03:00:28.420 South Africa
03:00:28.940 a segregated
03:00:29.560 society
03:00:30.020 and I'm
03:00:30.660 going to
03:00:30.800 insist
03:00:31.040 no no
03:00:31.360 I'm
03:00:31.660 I'm
03:00:31.960 South
03:00:32.260 I'm
03:00:32.780 I'm
03:00:33.500 with this
03:00:33.760 part of
03:00:33.980 the
03:00:34.080 government
03:00:34.340 I'm
03:00:34.600 black
03:00:34.880 now
03:00:35.180 I
03:00:36.140 identify
03:00:36.500 as
03:00:36.800 them
03:00:37.080 why not
03:00:39.300 why
03:00:39.600 can't I
03:00:40.160 be any
03:00:40.520 of these
03:00:40.720 other
03:00:40.880 people
03:00:41.220 can I
03:00:42.880 be
03:00:42.980 Chinese
03:00:43.480 can I
03:00:43.760 be
03:00:43.860 South
03:00:44.060 Korean
03:00:44.460 can I
03:00:47.320 be
03:00:47.420 Filipino
03:00:47.780 can I
03:00:48.300 be
03:00:48.420 Indian
03:00:48.780 can I
03:00:49.120 move
03:00:49.220 to
03:00:49.340 India
03:00:49.640 can I
03:00:51.200 put on
03:00:51.440 the hat
03:00:51.820 like PP
03:00:52.640 does
03:00:53.020 and go
03:00:53.600 to
03:00:53.760 India
03:00:54.120 do a
03:00:54.840 dance
03:00:55.240 learn to
03:00:55.960 speak
03:00:56.200 their
03:00:56.460 mouth
03:00:56.740 noises
03:00:57.140 and then
03:00:57.880 magically
03:00:58.540 am I
03:00:59.060 now an
03:00:59.460 Indian
03:00:59.820 just the
03:01:00.460 same as
03:01:00.860 the Indian
03:01:01.300 men walking
03:01:01.960 around
03:01:02.160 there's no
03:01:02.460 difference
03:01:02.800 we're the
03:01:03.060 same
03:01:03.400 is that
03:01:04.000 correct
03:01:04.420 is that
03:01:05.020 what you
03:01:05.220 believe
03:01:05.640 because if
03:01:08.560 that's not
03:01:08.920 what you
03:01:09.160 believe
03:01:09.420 if any
03:01:09.720 of that
03:01:09.940 sounds
03:01:10.220 silly
03:01:10.600 and of
03:01:11.900 course
03:01:12.140 not
03:01:12.520 why is
03:01:13.580 the opposite
03:01:13.960 true
03:01:14.320 why can
03:01:15.220 someone come
03:01:15.780 from the
03:01:16.340 other side
03:01:16.860 of the
03:01:17.040 earth
03:01:17.260 under the
03:01:17.780 exact same
03:01:18.320 inverse
03:01:18.700 reverse
03:01:19.020 circumstances
03:01:19.620 but these
03:01:20.300 people will
03:01:20.760 say
03:01:20.980 that's a
03:01:21.720 Canadian
03:01:22.160 now because
03:01:22.840 they're
03:01:23.080 standing on
03:01:23.680 the magic
03:01:24.100 dirt and
03:01:24.520 I gave
03:01:24.780 them a
03:01:25.020 piece of
03:01:25.300 paper that
03:01:25.680 said so
03:01:26.200 that's
03:01:27.200 what it
03:01:27.900 means to
03:01:28.220 be a
03:01:28.460 Canadian
03:01:28.760 to these
03:01:29.660 people
03:01:30.000 that's all
03:01:30.800 it means
03:01:31.180 it's just a
03:01:31.920 piece of
03:01:32.200 paper
03:01:32.460 it's an
03:01:33.040 address
03:01:33.500 that's
03:01:41.080 what you're
03:01:41.340 up against
03:01:41.820 it's not
03:01:44.580 a mistake
03:01:45.040 they just
03:01:45.640 don't
03:01:46.140 care
03:01:46.460 they don't
03:01:47.300 value the
03:01:47.820 things that
03:01:48.120 you do
03:01:48.500 and a
03:01:50.560 big part of
03:01:50.960 why it's
03:01:51.240 continued
03:01:51.560 and you
03:01:52.140 know
03:01:52.300 the overwhelming
03:01:54.080 majority of the
03:01:54.640 country would agree
03:01:55.200 with me
03:01:55.520 actually
03:01:55.860 that's
03:01:56.740 this is just
03:01:57.380 normal
03:01:57.920 they're tolerating
03:02:00.540 it see
03:02:00.880 normal everyday
03:02:02.680 people on all
03:02:03.760 sides are just
03:02:04.340 being forced to
03:02:05.020 tolerate a lot
03:02:05.940 of this stuff
03:02:06.520 that isn't
03:02:07.260 real
03:02:07.580 never was
03:02:08.860 but because
03:02:10.380 the cost of
03:02:11.240 going up against
03:02:11.960 it
03:02:12.140 standing
03:02:12.420 doing anything
03:02:13.320 you're going to
03:02:14.460 obviously you're
03:02:14.960 going to incur
03:02:15.260 penalties
03:02:15.680 you're going to
03:02:15.940 lose your job
03:02:16.560 you're going to
03:02:17.080 get kicked out of
03:02:17.520 school
03:02:17.860 people are going
03:02:18.520 to come after
03:02:18.980 you
03:02:19.300 your businesses
03:02:20.280 are going to
03:02:20.640 be threatened
03:02:21.080 all of this
03:02:21.660 kind of stuff
03:02:22.100 so for most
03:02:23.040 people and they
03:02:23.640 know this because
03:02:24.260 they see it
03:02:24.700 happening to
03:02:25.180 those that do
03:02:25.900 and they go
03:02:26.480 it's more
03:02:29.080 uncomfortable for
03:02:29.780 them to go
03:02:30.140 through that
03:02:30.680 than to comply
03:02:32.080 with whatever the
03:02:32.680 fuck it is they
03:02:33.140 want them to do
03:02:33.720 so they'll keep
03:02:36.900 playing along and
03:02:37.740 playing along until
03:02:38.700 eventually it's going
03:02:39.940 to be so uncomfortable
03:02:40.800 and painful they
03:02:41.640 just can't do it
03:02:43.000 anymore and then
03:02:44.420 kaboom happens
03:02:46.380 and you're not
03:02:49.560 going to like
03:02:50.000 kaboom and you're
03:02:51.040 going to you're not
03:02:51.580 going to understand
03:02:52.120 kaboom or how
03:02:53.140 kaboom that's how
03:02:55.320 it's like pulling
03:02:56.280 the tension on a
03:02:57.100 rubber band
03:02:58.680 I did a video
03:02:59.780 about this seven
03:03:00.960 years ago
03:03:01.580 I said it's like
03:03:03.080 this rubber band
03:03:03.840 this is the tension
03:03:05.200 and you just keep
03:03:05.880 pulling it and you
03:03:06.780 think you can just
03:03:07.360 do it forever
03:03:08.020 you still have a
03:03:09.340 rubber band
03:03:09.780 you still have a
03:03:10.240 rubber band
03:03:10.680 you still have a
03:03:11.120 rubber band
03:03:11.500 and then snap
03:03:12.040 you don't have a
03:03:12.560 rubber band anymore
03:03:13.240 you have a piece
03:03:14.380 of rubber
03:03:14.720 snapped in half
03:03:15.860 under the tension
03:03:17.320 that became
03:03:18.040 the tension
03:03:18.620 eventually outmatched
03:03:19.740 the structural
03:03:20.300 integrity of the
03:03:20.980 rubber band
03:03:21.520 and it snapped in
03:03:22.580 half
03:03:22.840 the structural
03:03:23.620 integrity keeping
03:03:24.440 our society
03:03:25.040 together is not
03:03:26.160 infinite
03:03:26.580 it's not limitless
03:03:27.900 it doesn't go
03:03:28.600 forever
03:03:28.960 and if you keep
03:03:29.820 applying pressure
03:03:30.600 to the rubber band
03:03:31.440 of our society
03:03:32.200 sooner or later
03:03:33.100 it will snap
03:03:35.100 in half
03:03:35.860 it's only a
03:03:38.020 question of when
03:03:38.740 and how much
03:03:39.400 has to happen
03:03:39.920 before then
03:03:40.480 but people
03:03:41.960 cannot live
03:03:42.900 in competition
03:03:44.160 with the just
03:03:45.000 laws of basic
03:03:45.920 nature
03:03:46.300 and the world
03:03:47.300 we live in
03:03:47.680 you cannot just
03:03:48.260 live in a fantasy
03:03:49.220 world forever
03:03:50.400 and all things
03:03:51.640 and expect things
03:03:52.540 to work out
03:03:53.180 and do anything
03:03:54.320 else
03:03:54.720 then completely
03:03:55.380 fall to ruin
03:03:56.300 obviously
03:03:57.760 that's what's
03:03:58.180 going to happen
03:03:58.860 rant complete
03:04:03.500 finally
03:04:04.400 how does this
03:04:06.460 keep happening
03:04:07.020 because if that's
03:04:08.800 most people
03:04:09.320 don't like this
03:04:10.000 well the thing
03:04:10.800 is we're being
03:04:11.400 controlled by a
03:04:12.200 minority
03:04:12.620 a very loud
03:04:13.220 and powerful
03:04:13.680 minority
03:04:14.160 of people
03:04:15.260 that are not
03:04:16.260 us
03:04:16.740 they're not
03:04:17.820 our people
03:04:18.500 they're not
03:04:19.200 Canadian
03:04:19.660 they don't
03:04:20.920 even live
03:04:21.320 here
03:04:21.600 and they
03:04:24.560 have bought
03:04:25.300 or intimidated
03:04:26.660 or blackmailed
03:04:28.840 coerced
03:04:29.760 or by whatever
03:04:31.460 means
03:04:32.060 captured
03:04:33.060 the leadership
03:04:34.240 the means
03:04:34.980 of decision
03:04:35.600 making
03:04:35.960 in our
03:04:36.720 nation
03:04:37.180 through nefarious
03:04:38.480 means
03:04:38.960 like the ones
03:04:40.300 I mentioned
03:04:40.700 they didn't ask
03:04:41.420 for it
03:04:41.840 they didn't say
03:04:42.720 hey Canada
03:04:43.160 do you guys
03:04:43.440 mind if we run
03:04:44.100 everything for
03:04:44.720 you
03:04:45.000 they just
03:04:46.060 did it
03:04:47.020 through
03:04:47.380 subterfuge
03:04:48.320 through spying
03:04:49.300 through hacking
03:04:50.340 through bribery
03:04:51.420 through thievery
03:04:52.420 through blackmail
03:04:53.680 all kinds of
03:04:54.480 different ways
03:04:54.940 but they've done
03:04:55.480 it
03:04:55.580 you heard the
03:04:56.040 ceasence agent
03:04:56.580 talking about it
03:04:57.320 the evidence
03:04:57.880 has been everywhere
03:04:58.440 for decades
03:04:59.120 it's blatantly
03:04:59.860 obvious
03:05:00.320 and there
03:05:00.980 here's a
03:05:01.760 just like I said
03:05:02.640 with JFK
03:05:03.140 Canada resists
03:05:04.000 foreign agent
03:05:04.760 registry
03:05:05.240 due to rampant
03:05:06.380 elite captured
03:05:07.240 by China
03:05:07.820 MPs here
03:05:08.520 it's not just
03:05:09.460 China
03:05:09.760 that's the
03:05:10.260 scapegoat
03:05:11.140 this entire
03:05:11.880 place is for
03:05:12.520 sale
03:05:12.820 they sold us
03:05:13.720 all
03:05:13.980 out
03:05:14.300 and the
03:05:14.780 reason
03:05:15.080 that they
03:05:15.400 will not
03:05:16.000 employ
03:05:16.780 a foreign
03:05:18.360 agent
03:05:18.760 registry
03:05:19.300 is because
03:05:20.340 every single
03:05:21.460 person in
03:05:22.360 that building
03:05:23.280 would be
03:05:23.920 guilty
03:05:24.320 no party
03:05:25.620 would escape
03:05:26.180 punishment
03:05:26.680 no organization
03:05:28.200 no think tank
03:05:29.060 no donor
03:05:29.980 nothing
03:05:30.720 every hand
03:05:32.040 is dirty
03:05:32.580 in the building
03:05:33.220 every single
03:05:34.100 one
03:05:34.520 so that's
03:05:38.060 why there's
03:05:38.380 never going
03:05:38.760 to be a
03:05:39.180 foreign agent
03:05:39.860 registry
03:05:40.400 because foreign
03:05:41.420 agents run
03:05:42.160 this country
03:05:42.820 and a foreign
03:05:43.940 agents run
03:05:44.500 this country
03:05:45.080 they're not
03:05:45.660 going to
03:05:46.000 allow the
03:05:46.520 implementation
03:05:46.920 of a system
03:05:47.640 that cuts
03:05:48.540 them off
03:05:49.100 from the
03:05:49.620 land of milk
03:05:50.160 and honey
03:05:50.480 for them
03:05:50.840 are they
03:05:51.220 so I'm
03:05:54.400 going to hold
03:05:54.800 my breath
03:05:55.220 on that
03:05:55.580 ever being
03:05:56.000 enacted
03:05:56.360 considering the
03:05:57.060 last time
03:05:57.380 somebody tried
03:05:57.780 to do this
03:05:58.240 in a powerful
03:05:58.620 country like
03:05:59.080 the United
03:05:59.300 States
03:05:59.640 he got shot
03:06:00.420 in the face
03:06:01.020 in public
03:06:01.880 in front of
03:06:02.260 everyone
03:06:02.560 in the middle
03:06:02.940 of the day
03:06:03.420 right through
03:06:04.720 his own
03:06:05.020 secret service
03:06:05.640 who helped
03:06:06.460 his assassins
03:06:07.360 get away
03:06:07.700 with it
03:06:08.340 so there's
03:06:11.980 that
03:06:12.260 but you
03:06:23.760 can't say
03:06:24.200 stuff like
03:06:24.680 that because
03:06:26.600 that makes
03:06:27.140 you that
03:06:28.000 makes you a
03:06:28.460 bigot
03:06:28.740 okay if
03:06:30.560 you live in
03:06:31.080 reality and
03:06:32.540 you especially
03:06:34.760 say out loud
03:06:35.640 the things
03:06:36.060 that you
03:06:36.280 clearly see
03:06:36.980 to be
03:06:37.300 happening
03:06:37.620 around you
03:06:38.220 that is
03:06:39.860 has a
03:06:41.060 correlation
03:06:41.520 and a
03:06:41.860 basis in
03:06:42.360 reality based
03:06:43.040 on statistics
03:06:43.720 and science
03:06:44.560 eyewitness
03:06:46.320 testimony and
03:06:47.260 so on
03:06:47.820 then you have
03:06:49.260 a choice to
03:06:49.860 make because
03:06:50.900 that's as good
03:06:51.520 as it gets
03:06:52.100 there's no
03:06:53.080 it's like
03:06:54.360 people want
03:06:54.900 to be children
03:06:55.400 they want
03:06:55.760 to have
03:06:56.120 teachers tell
03:06:57.820 them what the
03:06:58.300 answer is
03:06:58.900 so that they
03:06:59.560 can be confident
03:07:00.200 in it and
03:07:00.820 say I know
03:07:01.720 that's the
03:07:02.120 answer because
03:07:02.640 a teacher
03:07:03.080 told not
03:07:03.720 that they know
03:07:04.400 but because
03:07:05.120 the textbook
03:07:05.800 said so
03:07:06.440 or the
03:07:06.700 teacher said
03:07:07.300 so there
03:07:08.100 is no
03:07:08.480 textbook
03:07:08.940 there is
03:07:09.360 no teacher
03:07:09.900 there is
03:07:10.360 nowhere you
03:07:10.820 can go
03:07:11.200 on a
03:07:11.460 website
03:07:11.900 like
03:07:12.420 fact check
03:07:13.660 green check
03:07:14.360 mark
03:07:14.700 or red
03:07:15.100 like this
03:07:15.860 kind of
03:07:16.200 that's not
03:07:16.680 that's not
03:07:17.180 where real
03:07:17.620 knowing and
03:07:18.180 understanding
03:07:18.620 anything comes
03:07:19.180 from you
03:07:19.680 have to give
03:07:20.220 it to yourself
03:07:20.880 you have to
03:07:21.320 learn these
03:07:21.700 things yourself
03:07:22.380 you have to
03:07:23.140 seek this
03:07:23.540 knowledge yourself
03:07:24.300 and earn it
03:07:24.960 yourself
03:07:25.760 if you rely
03:07:26.640 on all of
03:07:27.020 these I'm
03:07:27.440 just going to
03:07:27.820 leave the
03:07:28.160 thinking up to
03:07:28.680 other people
03:07:29.180 who are proven
03:07:29.740 liars and
03:07:30.540 not question
03:07:31.040 anything ever
03:07:31.540 because that's
03:07:32.020 scary
03:07:32.300 why is it
03:07:34.900 scary
03:07:35.260 well because
03:07:36.820 I'll be a
03:07:38.420 bigot
03:07:38.820 it's going to
03:07:41.500 do this to
03:07:41.860 me
03:07:42.000 you're going
03:07:42.360 to do this
03:07:42.800 to me
03:07:43.060 now
03:07:43.500 anyway
03:07:50.500 it is
03:07:52.940 it's going
03:07:53.280 to do this
03:07:53.600 to me
03:07:53.860 you're going
03:07:54.440 to be like
03:07:54.840 this
03:07:55.080 I'm going
03:07:55.320 to have to
03:07:55.560 manually
03:07:56.020 scroll through
03:07:56.720 my phone
03:07:57.060 what a way
03:07:57.820 to end my
03:07:58.340 stream
03:07:58.660 you son
03:07:59.100 of a
03:07:59.340 bitch
03:07:59.640 I almost
03:08:00.960 had it
03:08:01.280 down to
03:08:01.640 the second
03:08:02.180 and you're
03:08:03.320 like oh
03:08:03.740 you know
03:08:04.060 what
03:08:04.340 this is
03:08:05.000 what you
03:08:05.220 get
03:08:05.420 it is
03:08:05.700 what I
03:08:05.880 get for
03:08:06.120 using
03:08:06.340 iTunes
03:08:06.660 I know
03:08:06.940 I just
03:08:07.160 refuse to
03:08:07.620 leave
03:08:07.800 it's so
03:08:08.040 much
03:08:08.160 work
03:08:08.500 it's a
03:08:09.800 pain in
03:08:10.020 the ass
03:08:10.460 thousands
03:08:11.420 and now
03:08:12.700 I have to
03:08:12.960 live like
03:08:13.280 this
03:08:13.900 held hostage
03:08:16.400 by a
03:08:16.740 terrible app
03:08:17.300 that never
03:08:17.660 works when
03:08:18.040 I needed
03:08:18.260 to
03:08:20.500 so it's
03:08:20.840 just
03:08:20.980 pointless
03:08:21.320 okay I'm
03:08:23.380 just going
03:08:23.540 to turn
03:08:23.780 it off
03:08:24.080 then
03:08:24.300 oh we
03:08:25.160 back
03:08:25.380 now
03:08:25.660 all right
03:08:26.460 fucking
03:08:27.940 forget about
03:08:28.460 it
03:08:28.820 forget about
03:08:30.600 it
03:08:31.500 I guess
03:08:36.480 that makes
03:08:36.960 me the
03:08:37.260 bad guy
03:08:37.760 doesn't it
03:08:38.300 all of
03:08:39.000 those things
03:08:39.560 makes me
03:08:40.420 the bad
03:08:41.020 guy
03:08:41.380 I'm the
03:08:42.080 bad
03:08:42.700 guy
03:08:43.100 I'm bad
03:08:43.860 boo
03:08:44.180 boo
03:08:44.680 for the low
03:08:49.500 life
03:08:49.820 that's
03:08:52.640 okay
03:08:53.020 considering
03:08:54.420 who's
03:08:54.780 calling
03:08:55.120 me
03:08:55.340 in
03:08:55.540 and
03:08:55.840 calling
03:08:56.180 us
03:08:56.600 the
03:08:56.760 bad
03:08:57.020 guys
03:08:57.420 I
03:08:57.880 like
03:08:58.280 it
03:08:58.500 I
03:08:59.040 kind
03:08:59.320 of
03:08:59.460 like
03:08:59.800 it
03:09:00.020 I
03:09:01.580 like
03:09:01.860 that
03:09:01.960 they're
03:09:02.100 scared
03:09:02.340 of
03:09:02.480 us
03:09:02.720 all
03:09:10.200 day
03:09:10.480 every
03:09:10.720 day
03:09:11.120 rent
03:09:11.660 free
03:09:12.200 forever
03:09:13.240 even
03:09:13.560 after
03:09:13.900 I'm
03:09:14.180 dead
03:09:14.420 I'll
03:09:14.600 live
03:09:14.780 inside
03:09:15.120 that
03:09:15.360 head
03:09:15.700 they'll
03:09:17.020 drag
03:09:17.660 you
03:09:17.880 down
03:09:18.320 into
03:09:18.880 the
03:09:19.400 day
03:09:20.600 they'll
03:09:23.220 show
03:09:23.900 you
03:09:24.180 what
03:09:24.640 it's
03:09:24.960 like
03:09:25.320 to
03:09:25.740 have
03:09:26.900 EJ
03:09:32.820 Roby
03:09:33.200 thank you
03:09:33.600 very much
03:09:33.940 buddy
03:09:34.300 Madame
03:09:39.280 Breezy
03:09:39.760 it's not
03:09:40.260 gonna happen
03:09:40.600 there'll be
03:09:40.820 no book
03:09:41.140 Mary Jane
03:09:41.800 Crystals
03:09:42.380 appreciate
03:09:42.780 you
03:09:43.020 thank you
03:09:43.640 Michael
03:09:44.700 the
03:09:44.880 Conqueror
03:09:45.380 I know
03:09:45.580 I saw
03:09:45.860 you in
03:09:46.040 there
03:09:46.140 somewhere
03:09:46.600 donkey
03:09:49.300 don
03:09:49.580 along
03:09:49.980 I did
03:09:52.760 not
03:09:52.920 get
03:09:53.100 to
03:09:53.240 but
03:09:53.400 maybe
03:09:53.540 next
03:09:53.780 time
03:09:53.960 thank
03:09:54.160 you
03:09:54.260 sir
03:09:54.420 CRJ
03:09:55.200 1049
03:09:56.700 Kieran
03:09:57.220 Kansner
03:09:57.880 donkey
03:10:01.400 Dr.
03:10:02.180 Jenstein
03:10:02.820 Sepuku
03:10:03.520 Chet
03:10:10.100 Chisholm
03:10:10.660 W
03:10:11.480 Y
03:10:12.160 T
03:10:12.460 F
03:10:12.780 Not
03:10:13.060 Anastasia
03:10:13.900 Won't
03:10:14.320 Hold
03:10:14.500 Still
03:10:14.740 Senor
03:10:15.220 Bean
03:10:15.600 Senor
03:10:18.100 Senor
03:10:22.520 Bean
03:10:23.520 Senor
03:10:27.280 Bean
03:10:27.560 Chelsea
03:10:29.620 Kira
03:10:29.980 Kirsten
03:10:30.600 Man on
03:10:30.980 the
03:10:31.100 Mountain
03:10:31.420 T
03:10:31.940 Money
03:10:32.280 Zip
03:10:33.840 X
03:10:34.060 Demise
03:10:34.780 Exiled
03:10:37.320 Canadian
03:10:37.740 Patriot
03:10:38.260 Nigel
03:10:38.940 Boomer
03:10:39.740 Man
03:10:40.020 FTE
03:10:40.640 and that
03:10:43.600 is all
03:10:44.100 thank you
03:10:44.440 guys very
03:10:44.780 much
03:10:45.000 I hope
03:10:45.200 you have
03:10:45.380 a great
03:10:45.720 weekend
03:10:46.220 make sure
03:10:47.820 you get
03:10:48.140 outside
03:10:48.700 and do
03:10:49.080 something
03:10:49.440 hard
03:10:49.880 if you're
03:10:51.340 not making
03:10:51.720 yourself
03:10:52.180 uncomfortable
03:10:52.840 at least
03:10:53.360 a little
03:10:53.720 bit
03:10:53.940 you're not
03:10:54.220 trying
03:10:54.560 very hard
03:10:55.200 a lot
03:10:55.840 of you
03:10:55.960 guys are
03:10:56.200 doing
03:10:56.340 great
03:10:56.660 jobs
03:10:57.160 a lot
03:10:58.060 of
03:10:58.160 progress
03:10:58.560 love to
03:10:58.960 see it
03:10:59.220 everybody's
03:10:59.640 getting
03:10:59.800 stronger
03:11:00.260 meaner
03:11:00.760 and harder
03:11:01.180 to kill
03:11:01.760 stay that
03:11:03.920 way
03:11:04.260 we'll see
03:11:04.800 you Monday
03:11:05.220 Phillip
03:11:07.780 let's go
03:11:08.320 be with the
03:11:08.680 spider
03:11:08.920 people
03:11:09.260 that's where
03:11:10.240 we're going
03:11:10.540 now
03:11:10.820 still gonna
03:11:11.380 think
03:11:11.920 I'm
03:11:12.160 and give
03:11:16.560 Dagwood
03:11:17.220 his
03:11:17.560 money
03:11:18.200 we'll
03:11:20.140 drag
03:11:20.780 you
03:11:21.000 down
03:11:21.460 into
03:11:21.960 the
03:11:22.560 dark
03:11:23.760 to show
03:11:27.080 you
03:11:27.340 what
03:11:27.800 it's
03:11:28.080 like
03:11:28.480 to
03:11:28.900 hang
03:11:30.020 to
03:11:30.740 pull
03:11:33.080 you
03:11:33.640 till
03:11:34.020 you
03:11:34.340 come
03:11:34.900 apart
03:11:36.380 to
03:11:39.020 turn
03:11:39.740 you
03:11:40.020 into
03:11:40.580 what
03:11:41.080 you
03:11:41.520 are
03:11:42.520 all
03:11:42.820 all
03:11:43.860 all
03:11:44.380 you
03:11:44.920 are
03:11:45.800 you
03:11:49.860 are
03:11:51.100 better
03:11:51.260 than
03:11:51.860 me
03:12:12.520 Phil, you do the talking
03:12:16.460 Because it's a fucking spider lair
03:12:21.060 And these are your people
03:12:22.160 I'm not getting into a telepathic battle of wills
03:12:24.680 With the lord of spiders
03:12:25.860 You deal with them
03:12:28.280 You're lucky I'm even in here
03:12:29.900 I would never fucking come to a place like this
03:12:37.040 Yeah, you go in
03:12:38.080 No, I'm not going down there
03:12:39.540 I'll wait here, thanks
03:12:40.880 I don't give a shit
03:12:44.420 Bring a flashlight
03:12:45.420 I thought you could see in the dark, coke brain
03:12:47.780 Well, good luck
03:12:51.460 I'm staying up here
03:12:52.300 I'm going to stay up here and read my Talmud like a good boy
03:12:55.960 You go talk to the spider king
03:12:58.460 In the depths or whatever the fucking hell
03:12:59.820 Oh god, there's something moving in here
03:13:01.660 Oh god
03:13:06.500 Oh god
03:13:07.160 Oh god
03:13:07.200 Oh god
03:13:07.960 Oh god
03:13:08.200 Oh god
03:13:08.420 Oh god
03:13:09.060 Oh god
03:13:09.240 Oh god
03:13:09.620 Oh god
03:13:10.120 Oh god
03:13:10.820 Oh god
03:13:11.180 I call God
03:13:11.660 Oh god
03:13:12.080 Oh god
03:13:12.560 Oh god
03:13:12.600 Oh god
03:13:22.600 Oh god
03:13:23.500 Oh god
03:13:23.560 Oh god
03:13:24.460 Oh god
03:13:24.540 Oh god