Raging Dissident Podcast - RageCast 361： KNIVES OUT

00:00:00.000 Let's see, I want to see, let's see

00:00:04.660 Let's see, I want to see, let's see

00:00:10.120 Let's go

00:00:11.240 Yeah, let's

00:00:13.780 Let's

00:00:17.340 I had enough

00:00:25.900 I was waiting for this in my eyes

00:00:29.640 Good evening, how are you? How was your weekend?

00:00:45.280 Mine was pretty good. How was yours? I am, yeah, we're going old school.

00:00:52.120 Still fits. Look at that. Look at that.

00:00:55.120 No planning. None. Prep time. Zero.

00:01:02.140 Psychotic fury. Maximum.

00:01:08.080 It's never failed me before.

00:01:12.280 So

00:01:12.480 Yeah, we're going old school. This is for you, Derek. I did this for you.

00:01:24.140 And by the way, CSIS, you fucking faggot retards. 1.00

00:01:30.260 Plaid Army, Diagelon, it's the same thing. 1.00

00:01:34.760 It's the same handful of guys. You're retarded. You're retarded. 1.00

00:01:42.100 As for everybody else, some of you are retarded, but, you know. 1.00

00:01:45.520 Yeah, and fuck Joanne, too. I don't know who Joanne is, but... 1.00

00:01:48.260 Probably not my aunt Joanne, but...

00:01:51.700 There's definitely somebody out there named Joanne who 1.00

00:01:56.800 definitely deserves to be told to go fuck themselves. 1.00

00:02:00.140 Probably obese, probably a, you know, communist, conservative communist, liberal communist. 1.00

00:02:05.420 Liberals and conservatives are both the same. They're communists.

00:02:07.820 Refugees, welcome. Put them right in my house. 1.00

00:02:11.080 Well, we're going to get to that.

00:02:13.000 I have, I don't know. I got a bunch of shit piled up over the days. 0.99

00:02:16.660 I didn't arrange any of it. I'm in a foul, uh... 0.99

00:02:21.320 I don't know if it's a mood or more like a...

00:02:24.320 More like a psychosis of...

00:02:26.760 Blood rage. I don't know. I don't know.

00:02:31.340 I'm sure it'll work out.

00:02:32.820 PP's gonna save us? Oh, yeah.

00:02:34.600 He'll save us from, you know, having a decent life.

00:02:37.220 He'll make sure you don't get that. 0.99

00:02:38.780 For fucking damn sure. 0.99

00:02:39.780 More migrants, please! 0.99

00:02:41.160 It's more, faster, legally.

00:02:43.600 I'm gonna put them in your house.

00:02:44.980 I'm gonna put them right in your house.

00:02:46.500 Kyra, how are you?

00:02:47.300 See, I'm learning.

00:02:48.780 I'm gonna say it right.

00:02:50.000 Homeopathic Arnica, she says, is good for deep puncture wounds.

00:02:53.180 Skip the tetanus shot.

00:02:55.080 Yeah!

00:02:58.120 Ting! 0.72

00:02:58.900 I got a few of those.

00:03:00.060 I'm pulling these out every day. 1.00

00:03:01.420 I'm like a fucking factory. 1.00

00:03:02.880 I'm like Groman Knives. 1.00

00:03:04.000 That's a picture of a building in the hometown...

00:03:06.260 My town where I grew up, where I'm from.

00:03:08.240 Groman Knives.

00:03:08.960 They've had a long reputation, making wonderful, great products.

00:03:13.520 You know?

00:03:14.480 And I'm pulling knives out of my back about as fast as they can make them down at Groman Knives.

00:03:20.620 That's okay. 0.97

00:03:22.600 You know, I will fight everybody. 1.00

00:03:24.680 I don't give a fuck. 1.00

00:03:27.460 And I can fight everybody. 1.00

00:03:29.240 And I will.

00:03:30.340 Nigel Horias says,

00:03:31.140 After the convoys finished, we did not forgive or forget.

00:03:33.580 We simply went back to where we always were to wait for what happens next.

00:03:37.000 Push-ups and patriotism.

00:03:38.300 Definitely taking care of yourself and getting strong is the way to go.

00:03:42.000 We're going to...

00:03:43.140 These are going to get worse.

00:03:43.960 And they're going to get more difficult, more challenging.

00:03:46.760 And obviously, being in top physical condition as much as you can be will mitigate a lot of those effects

00:03:52.240 and, you know, set you up for survivability, we hope.

00:03:55.720 So, yeah. 0.99

00:03:56.480 Ditch the fucking... 1.00

00:03:57.760 The drinking and the booze and the drugs and the fucking around and living on cheese 1.00

00:04:01.560 and playing video games all day. 0.98

00:04:03.120 This isn't a joke, dude. 0.99

00:04:04.760 You fucking see what's going on in the world? 0.99

00:04:06.580 I've been paying real close attention for a number of years. 1.00

00:04:08.720 And, you know, a lot of people that thought I was crazy five to seven years ago

00:04:11.360 are really starting to get concerned and asking me,

00:04:13.160 What's going on?

00:04:13.800 Yeah, yeah.

00:04:15.700 Get ready. 1.00

00:04:16.380 Get the fuck ready. 1.00

00:04:17.800 Zip X Demise says, 1.00

00:04:18.940 I never claimed to not be retarded.

00:04:21.560 Fair... 0.99

00:04:21.880 You know, a lot of you are proudly retarded and autistic. 1.00

00:04:24.620 I'm really retarded. 0.99

00:04:26.240 I mean, Derek and I were just talking about this. 0.99

00:04:27.660 We're both heavily retarded. 0.91

00:04:30.800 And yet, somehow, unvaccinated.

00:04:34.160 So, I don't know what that says about the rest of Canada.

00:04:37.100 90...

00:04:37.740 About...

00:04:38.300 I don't know if it's 90%.

00:04:39.800 But it's upwards of 90% of...

00:04:42.440 From, you know...

00:04:43.640 Vancouver Island to St. John's. 1.00

00:04:45.980 There's double Johns, fucking Newfoundland. 1.00

00:04:47.540 And everybody in between. 1.00

00:04:48.960 About 90% of them can fuck themselves. 1.00

00:04:51.940 They're pathetic, despicable people. 1.00

00:04:53.380 I really mean that. 1.00

00:04:54.800 Most people are garbage. 1.00

00:04:58.080 Pathetic, weak, lazy, sloth, entitled, infantile, wretched, narcissistic, me, me, me, slime scum 1.00

00:05:06.480 that don't deserve the work, the things that were handed to them from the previous generations. 1.00

00:05:11.140 They want to do nothing.

00:05:11.860 They want to coast.

00:05:12.500 They just want to coast and have things be given to them. 1.00

00:05:14.860 Like a bunch of fucking babies. 1.00

00:05:16.440 Can't handle anything. 1.00

00:05:17.880 Clouds are scary.

00:05:18.980 Don't raise your voice.

00:05:20.060 Honking is violence. 1.00

00:05:21.960 Fucking die in a hole. 1.00

00:05:23.580 You're disgusting. 1.00

00:05:25.000 Ever heard of Capyong Valley? 1.00

00:05:26.620 Probably not. 1.00

00:05:27.480 You were busy taking pictures of your fucking ass, you skank. 1.00

00:05:30.080 Get fucked. 1.00

00:05:31.020 Fuck you. 1.00

00:05:32.080 I, you know... 1.00

00:05:33.240 I still have that...

00:05:34.000 I'm going to take that out of here.

00:05:34.820 That spinning maple leaf in the bottom line.

00:05:36.220 I think that needs to go.

00:05:37.200 I think it's...

00:05:38.080 I warned you ahead of time.

00:05:41.180 This is not going to be good. 0.92

00:05:42.660 I am just going to knife hand... 0.98

00:05:44.360 I'll... 0.97

00:05:44.780 Yeah.

00:05:45.100 And unite the retards. 1.00

00:05:46.760 Anderson, that's right.

00:05:47.400 That's what we have to do.

00:05:49.560 Fisher Finn.

00:05:50.280 Thank you very much, sir.

00:05:51.060 How are you doing?

00:05:51.500 He says, there's no school like old school.

00:05:53.200 Yeah.

00:05:53.420 It's been a while.

00:05:53.860 I don't know why this is up so high.

00:05:55.060 Or maybe I'm down low. 1.00

00:05:56.900 What's going on with this fucking thing, man? 1.00

00:05:59.120 It's getting moved around. 1.00

00:06:00.740 I don't care.

00:06:01.480 I don't care.

00:06:02.440 Nobody's ever cared.

00:06:04.260 That's why we're here.

00:06:05.220 Because we don't care about what's going on out there. 1.00

00:06:07.420 Because they're all fucking retarded. 1.00

00:06:10.700 If you want to instantly... 1.00

00:06:12.700 Pretty much shoot from like...

00:06:16.500 You know, we can fix this to... 0.99

00:06:18.700 I have a deep loathing in my fucking mitochondria for most people walking around. 0.99

00:06:24.640 Just go on social media for like an hour. 1.00

00:06:26.700 Just scroll it.

00:06:27.720 Just read the things that people actually say and think.

00:06:31.360 And think that that sounds good.

00:06:33.560 And that makes them look smart.

00:06:35.400 And that this is an intelligent response.

00:06:37.640 And this was worth saying.

00:06:39.100 Or this was worth doing.

00:06:39.980 And it's just like...

00:06:41.880 You know, send the missiles.

00:06:45.700 I don't care.

00:06:47.520 Lynn says, 0.99

00:06:48.080 We may be kind of retarded. 0.99

00:06:49.120 But we're your retard. 0.99

00:06:50.420 Right. 0.99

00:06:50.720 And I'm your retard. 0.99

00:06:51.980 Right? 1.00

00:06:52.200 We're all retarded together. 1.00

00:06:54.200 We are retarded together. 1.00

00:06:55.980 It's okay. 1.00

00:06:56.640 It's a bundle of retards. 1.00

00:06:58.160 It's a bundle of stick fag retards in... 1.00

00:07:02.080 It's a fascist. 1.00

00:07:03.520 A fascist. 1.00

00:07:04.060 What the hell? 1.00

00:07:04.780 What do you call it? 0.90

00:07:05.940 The rods and the...

00:07:06.980 Yeah!

00:07:09.520 That! 0.99

00:07:09.900 I guess we're that. 0.98

00:07:11.100 They're fascists! 0.94

00:07:12.200 Good. 0.57

00:07:12.880 Good.

00:07:13.540 Okay.

00:07:14.020 Good. 0.97

00:07:14.300 I don't fucking care anymore. 0.98

00:07:15.660 I really don't. 0.99

00:07:16.780 This place is a joke.

00:07:17.540 This isn't a...

00:07:18.340 Our democracy... 0.99

00:07:19.920 When politicians fucking say that, dude! 1.00

00:07:23.780 This is dangerous to our democracy. 1.00

00:07:25.860 Hey, asshole! 1.00

00:07:26.840 Not a democracy! 1.00

00:07:28.200 Never fucking... 1.00

00:07:29.300 Come back here, stick! 1.00

00:07:30.320 Never been a democracy.

00:07:31.600 This is a constitutional monarchy.

00:07:33.700 We have a king.

00:07:35.840 What?

00:07:36.080 Yeah.

00:07:36.540 Yeah. 0.99

00:07:36.760 That's fake and gay. 1.00

00:07:37.860 Stop pretending you're America. 1.00

00:07:39.380 Which isn't a democracy either!

00:07:41.820 It's a constitutional republic!

00:07:44.760 And, you know, democracy is just mob rule.

00:07:46.940 You know, 50.5% of the people tell the other 49.5% to get vaccinated or die.

00:07:52.460 You know, except in Canada's case, it was basically everyone.

00:07:55.820 I think there's a clip on there somewhere.

00:07:57.260 It's just a left-to-right surprise, like, kinder surprise eggs of horror.

00:08:02.740 That's everything I have queued up.

00:08:04.060 I don't know what...

00:08:04.980 I don't really want to look at them.

00:08:06.720 I know they're almost all going to make me mad because that's why I saved them.

00:08:10.500 Because it's...

00:08:11.220 I look at it and I go...

00:08:13.220 You know, urge to develop super weapons, you know, increases.

00:08:17.040 I wish I had the...

00:08:18.720 I don't have the inventor capacity to build or create new super weapons, 0.99

00:08:23.180 but motherfucker, do I have the temperament to deploy them. 0.99

00:08:26.300 Oh, yes. 1.00

00:08:27.220 Oh, press the button. 0.90

00:08:29.080 Absolutely!

00:08:30.200 Wipe them out!

00:08:31.760 You know, sometimes you've got to do it.

00:08:33.340 Sometimes it's just...

00:08:34.700 You've just got to go for gold.

00:08:35.980 You've just got to go right to the end, and then the problem's solved.

00:08:38.880 And, you know, some people may think it's heavy-handed.

00:08:41.800 I think it's efficient. 0.99

00:08:42.820 I think it saves hundreds of years of bullshit. 0.99

00:08:44.960 Hey, you're allowed to do genocide now, right? 1.00

00:08:49.780 Oh, South Africa.

00:08:50.720 Very funny.

00:08:51.540 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:08:52.460 Very funny. 0.97

00:08:53.500 Oh, get another mug on TV that says white people tears 1.00

00:08:56.600 as you laugh about the fucking vicious murders 1.00

00:08:58.400 of boiling hot water being poured down the throats of children 1.00

00:09:02.420 in front of their, you know, parents 0.99

00:09:04.240 as the wife is raped in front of the husband 0.98

00:09:05.960 and they're being hacked up by machetes and so on. 1.00

00:09:07.880 Yeah, that's what's fucking going on there. 0.98

00:09:09.260 What do you think? 0.99

00:09:10.500 They give them pills in the mail. 0.99

00:09:11.820 Okay, time to take your death pill.

00:09:13.220 And it's all just very nice and calm. 1.00

00:09:15.220 No, they bust into your house, and it's like out of a fucking, 0.99

00:09:17.540 it's like a Rob Zombie movie. 0.99

00:09:19.460 What was the one?

00:09:20.100 What was the real crazy one?

00:09:21.320 That was one of the first movies I watched

00:09:22.560 where I was like, Rob Zombie is a dark man. 0.72

00:09:24.640 It was where they cut the guy's face off

00:09:28.220 and he puts it on, and he wears the dead man's face

00:09:30.640 to scare the other guy, the wife of the man he murdered. 1.00

00:09:33.320 And he was like making her suck his dick or something 1.00

00:09:35.600 like in front of, it was just fucked, you know? 1.00

00:09:37.500 It was insane. 0.99

00:09:38.140 And, you know, that's the kind of level,

00:09:41.360 actually worse, actually worse.

00:09:43.820 The things I've, you know, read and videos 0.98

00:09:46.720 and shit that I've seen in South Africa over the years, 0.83

00:09:49.280 I love that this is finally going mainstream a little bit, 0.99

00:09:52.820 and that's a big thank to Elon Musk,

00:09:54.860 who, of course, bought Twitter,

00:09:56.360 let a lot of people back on the platform,

00:09:57.520 and he himself is commenting on this,

00:09:58.860 probably maybe because he's from South Africa.

00:10:01.540 I don't know.

00:10:02.140 But the things going on there rival and surpass

00:10:05.500 the absolute depths of monstrosity

00:10:08.640 that is anything you've seen in Hollywood.

00:10:12.140 I mean, I saw a meme once that was like,

00:10:16.380 what did it say?

00:10:18.160 It was like, you know, I,

00:10:19.860 no, it was a video somebody made, very funny,

00:10:21.840 some comedian made it.

00:10:22.600 It was like, the existential crisis rectangle,

00:10:25.240 that's it, I remember now.

00:10:26.080 And he's like, previously,

00:10:27.080 horror is reserved for only the eyes of war veterans 0.99

00:10:29.400 can now be yours.

00:10:30.460 And yes, that is very true. 0.99

00:10:32.420 You can see the most fucking crazy things. 0.86

00:10:34.380 Why is everything slipping and sliding around? 0.98

00:10:37.500 It never fucking stops raining here. 0.94

00:10:39.200 Remember when they said there was a drought? 0.95

00:10:40.920 Guys, it's going to be like this for three hours.

00:10:42.360 Just me yelling about whatever pops into my head

00:10:44.840 that I'm angry about,

00:10:45.620 which is almost everything.

00:10:47.900 All those fires in Nova Scotia.

00:10:49.560 It's because of the drought.

00:10:51.880 This place is constantly wet.

00:10:53.940 It rained all the way up to when the fire started, 0.97

00:10:56.580 and it's rained every fucking day since, pretty much. 0.98

00:10:59.080 Oh my God, it rains summer. 0.99

00:11:01.180 Yeah, I'm from here.

00:11:02.160 It's always doing that.

00:11:04.780 If you're in Nova Scotia and you're like,

00:11:06.220 geez, is it going to rain? 0.91

00:11:07.140 100% chance of shitty day. 0.94

00:11:08.820 Yes, almost all the time.

00:11:10.200 We have, and summer's over.

00:11:11.600 It's cold now.

00:11:12.600 We had our two weeks of like,

00:11:13.740 oh, it's kind of decent summery weather now.

00:11:15.640 And then two weeks of furnace to maximum,

00:11:18.460 and now we're going right into like fall.

00:11:21.720 I was on my bike earlier, went to the gym.

00:11:23.520 It's like 17, 16 degrees.

00:11:25.200 It was getting cold.

00:11:27.220 I'm in shorts, t-shirt.

00:11:29.360 I'm like, no, not even.

00:11:30.580 I had like my, I was wearing nothing.

00:11:32.600 I don't care. 0.99

00:11:33.540 I don't give a fuck. 0.99

00:11:37.500 I don't mind. 0.99

00:11:38.280 I like it.

00:11:38.920 Yeah, that's right.

00:11:39.720 And you know what?

00:11:40.200 I feel like it's my duty as a man that's in shape.

00:11:44.180 That's all.

00:11:45.160 I'm just a strong in shape man

00:11:47.780 that has spent a considerable amount of time

00:11:49.880 investing in that over the years.

00:11:52.080 It doesn't take me very long to get back in shape

00:11:53.640 because I was previously at a level of a professional athlete

00:11:56.120 when I was in the military 0.99

00:11:57.360 in some of the fucking places I worked. 0.98

00:11:58.900 So it wasn't hot. 0.99

00:11:59.480 But there are so fucking few of them out there 0.95

00:12:01.920 that I feel like it's my duty 0.95

00:12:03.500 to basically walk around shirtless 0.98

00:12:05.300 just to fucking remind 1.00

00:12:06.980 these disgusting excuses for men walking around 1.00

00:12:10.700 what's possible. 0.95

00:12:12.020 You know, what's potentially possible. 1.00

00:12:13.720 You don't have to be a pathetic slob. 0.99

00:12:15.660 But if you do go out there, 1.00

00:12:16.760 that is what you see.

00:12:17.520 And, you know, specifically conservative men

00:12:20.180 are really just fascinated and impressed by PP

00:12:25.740 because he's not obese.

00:12:28.380 That is the standard for being impressed with Canada,

00:12:32.020 with Canadian leaders. 1.00

00:12:33.560 All that, he's fucking jacked, bro. 1.00

00:12:35.680 Oh my God. 1.00

00:12:36.220 All these, all these fucking, they're gay. 1.00

00:12:38.580 They're fucking gay. 1.00

00:12:39.720 They don't have girlfriends. 1.00

00:12:40.700 They don't have wives.

00:12:41.540 They're on Twitter all day simping for PP. 1.00

00:12:43.820 They are homosexuals. 1.00

00:12:44.900 The CPC party, you know, 0.99

00:12:47.280 everybody wants to make fun of the prime minister

00:12:48.660 and the liberals. 0.99

00:12:49.180 Hey, they're very gay. 1.00

00:12:51.020 No, they're very gay, obviously. 0.99

00:12:52.440 They're openly gay. 0.99

00:12:53.200 I mean, he's clearly a flamboyant homosexual. 1.00

00:12:55.320 But the conservatives are closeted gay, 1.00

00:12:57.720 which means they do things in the closet 0.99

00:13:00.300 that they, you know, they're more gay, right? 0.96

00:13:03.520 Because the liberals know 0.98

00:13:04.540 that you're going to see their gayness

00:13:06.380 and they're open about it.

00:13:07.740 Like, you've seen the drag stuff in the streets 1.00

00:13:09.600 and all of that.

00:13:10.360 Like, it's on, they're not hiding anything.

00:13:12.660 Conservatives are hiding, 0.98

00:13:13.280 they're pretending they're not that gay. 1.00

00:13:14.660 They're gayer. 0.99

00:13:15.900 They're much gayer.

00:13:17.160 And so they're all commenting on,

00:13:18.560 oh, look at his pipes, bro.

00:13:20.060 Oh, my God.

00:13:20.880 He's just a man.

00:13:22.060 He's not even in shape.

00:13:23.240 He's just not obese.

00:13:24.480 That's it.

00:13:25.500 He's just not obese.

00:13:26.480 And the conservatives are like, 1.00

00:13:28.040 holy fuck, oh my God. 1.00

00:13:30.080 That's your fucking standard 1.00

00:13:31.640 for being impressed 1.00

00:13:33.360 with like a physical condition

00:13:35.580 that gets your,

00:13:37.360 that makes you impressed?

00:13:39.440 Wow.

00:13:40.040 What next?

00:13:41.040 And, you know,

00:13:41.680 I said this on Twitter,

00:13:42.540 are you guys going to give away 1.00

00:13:43.600 a fucking trophy? 1.00

00:13:44.660 Next conservative party convention. 1.00

00:13:46.340 Give yourselves a trophy.

00:13:47.760 And here we have, you know,

00:13:49.700 oh, Jimmy hasn't even been drunk

00:13:51.300 for two days in a row.

00:13:52.720 Give it up for Jimmy. 1.00

00:13:54.220 They're all fucking booze bags. 1.00

00:13:55.880 They're all unbilled. 1.00

00:13:56.700 These are the worst people 0.99

00:13:57.780 in the world. 1.00

00:13:58.700 And even as pathetic 1.00

00:14:01.080 and hapless 1.00

00:14:02.120 and disgusting as they are, 0.99

00:14:03.880 they have legions of skanks, 1.00

00:14:05.820 essentially,

00:14:06.620 worshipping and groveling

00:14:07.680 at their feet.

00:14:08.360 Oh, my God.

00:14:09.080 People are so amazing.

00:14:10.400 Look how jock he is.

00:14:11.760 It's like this, 0.97

00:14:12.620 this melted worm character.

00:14:14.920 You know,

00:14:15.640 looking up at like

00:14:16.580 a literal cockroach.

00:14:18.860 And, but if through some

00:14:20.060 cruel twist of fate,

00:14:22.080 I, we have to sit here

00:14:23.280 and be dictated to 0.90

00:14:24.420 by actual cockroaches

00:14:26.120 who aren't even in charge.

00:14:28.500 They're just here. 1.00

00:14:29.360 They're just here to be dicks 1.00

00:14:30.880 and lie and fucking steal 1.00

00:14:33.340 and, you know, 0.99

00:14:34.480 do things on behalf

00:14:35.320 of their actual, you know,

00:14:36.980 kings and masters

00:14:37.640 that they serve.

00:14:38.440 Not us.

00:14:39.220 Not the Canadian people. 1.00

00:14:41.200 That's not who they work for.

00:14:42.960 You know what I mean. 1.00

00:14:44.480 Shut up, Peter! 0.99

00:14:48.200 Right in the article about it. 1.00

00:14:50.060 Why don't you? 0.82

00:14:50.680 You've also homosexuals, 1.00

00:14:51.960 the Anti-Hate Network, 0.97

00:14:52.560 all homosexuals there, 0.98

00:14:53.840 again, of course. 0.98

00:14:54.380 Very questionable things

00:14:56.340 they're doing with children

00:14:57.060 over there.

00:14:57.760 Some weird photos,

00:14:58.980 some strange things,

00:15:00.640 you know,

00:15:01.780 foreign funding.

00:15:03.600 What is it with these

00:15:05.480 special boys

00:15:07.400 and their organizations

00:15:08.820 and their special funding

00:15:11.640 from overseas?

00:15:12.800 What is that about?

00:15:15.700 Ezzie! 1.00

00:15:18.040 Hello!

00:15:18.880 Hello!

00:15:22.560 I'm talking to some lawyers tomorrow.

00:15:24.380 and, uh,

00:15:27.320 well,

00:15:28.260 you know,

00:15:29.340 it's like baking a cake.

00:15:31.240 I want to make a good cake.

00:15:32.740 I want it to be

00:15:33.420 kind of a surprise

00:15:34.240 because if you tell them

00:15:35.340 what kind of cake

00:15:35.920 it's going to be,

00:15:36.460 they look forward to it,

00:15:37.360 they have a, you know,

00:15:38.220 imagine, you know,

00:15:40.100 what it could be,

00:15:41.260 what it could be like,

00:15:42.000 what it'll taste like,

00:15:42.760 what it'll look like,

00:15:43.360 smell like,

00:15:43.740 and all this,

00:15:44.160 and, you know, 0.99

00:15:44.840 it can fuck with, 1.00

00:15:47.200 you know, 1.00

00:15:47.680 the appreciating

00:15:49.120 when it comes.

00:15:50.000 You know,

00:15:50.220 it's best to just

00:15:51.040 let it happen.

00:15:52.220 And, uh,

00:15:52.660 so,

00:15:53.100 like baking a cake,

00:15:54.060 I'm just going to put it

00:15:54.760 in the oven

00:15:55.120 and I'll tell you

00:15:55.920 when it's done.

00:15:57.120 Okay?

00:15:58.020 See you soon.

00:15:59.340 Lynn,

00:16:00.020 thank you.

00:16:00.820 Alex,

00:16:01.300 how are you?

00:16:02.420 Because I recently learned

00:16:03.440 that you're a federal agent

00:16:04.300 working for our government.

00:16:05.440 Is your job supposed to

00:16:06.720 make us love this government?

00:16:07.980 Yes, I guess so.

00:16:09.200 If so,

00:16:09.800 I'd like to tell you

00:16:10.420 that you're doing

00:16:10.660 a very, very bad job.

00:16:11.780 No, it's,

00:16:12.220 dude,

00:16:12.380 it's a scam

00:16:13.100 to trick you

00:16:13.800 into sending me

00:16:14.640 three U.S. dollars.

00:16:16.900 That's why.

00:16:17.740 That's why I do it.

00:16:19.280 So I can make

00:16:20.260 a few dollars.

00:16:21.500 That then goes

00:16:22.260 right out of my hands

00:16:23.380 and into the hands

00:16:24.060 of my many,

00:16:25.180 now,

00:16:25.640 lawyers.

00:16:28.140 Yeah,

00:16:28.620 I mean, 0.91

00:16:29.700 this is retarded. 0.97

00:16:31.000 This is, 0.95

00:16:32.280 I feel,

00:16:33.560 I feel like a

00:16:34.300 Bernie Madoff or something,

00:16:35.540 except I'm not rich

00:16:36.580 and I don't have any, 1.00

00:16:37.840 you get all of the bullshit 1.00

00:16:39.420 and all of the legal nightmares 1.00

00:16:41.120 and all of the problems 1.00

00:16:42.520 and all of the fuckheads 1.00

00:16:43.780 and all of the jealous, 1.00

00:16:44.860 angry, stupid, 1.00

00:16:45.960 fucking, insipid, 1.00

00:16:47.400 insect people 1.00

00:16:48.240 you gotta deal with

00:16:48.980 and none of the good stuff.

00:16:50.480 Yes, it's such a,

00:16:51.340 it's such a great gig.

00:16:53.240 This is so much fun. 0.98

00:16:54.860 I fucking invite you 0.95

00:16:55.860 to try it, 0.99

00:16:56.480 big shot, 1.00

00:16:57.040 all these fucking people 1.00

00:16:57.820 out there. 1.00

00:16:59.000 You fucking do it then. 1.00

00:17:00.620 Huh? 1.00

00:17:01.160 You could never

00:17:02.360 do what I do.

00:17:03.420 I could easily,

00:17:05.680 with a fraction

00:17:06.740 of my brain power,

00:17:08.220 I could just,

00:17:08.980 you know,

00:17:09.800 on autopilot

00:17:10.900 live your entire life

00:17:12.660 better than you

00:17:14.040 without even taking

00:17:15.240 much attention

00:17:15.900 away from my own.

00:17:18.400 Ha ha! 1.00

00:17:20.480 You're disgusting! 1.00

00:17:22.420 Bye! 1.00

00:17:23.140 Tweet about it!

00:17:24.940 I'm spitting mad now.

00:17:26.840 I'm spitting mad.

00:17:28.440 It makes for good fuel,

00:17:29.660 you know?

00:17:30.000 It helps when you're,

00:17:31.260 it helps when you've,

00:17:33.580 listen,

00:17:34.380 when you've been

00:17:35.040 savagely betrayed

00:17:36.640 by your government, 1.00

00:17:39.200 by your fucking media, 1.00

00:17:41.400 by your police, 1.00

00:17:42.620 by your military,

00:17:44.500 by,

00:17:44.920 and your own people,

00:17:46.740 too,

00:17:47.620 and,

00:17:47.920 and betrayed

00:17:48.820 in a manner

00:17:49.540 where they're like,

00:17:50.620 oh yeah,

00:17:51.200 you go,

00:17:51.560 you go be our warriors

00:17:52.840 of the people

00:17:53.680 and we'll take you,

00:17:54.700 and then it's like,

00:17:55.740 actually, 1.00

00:17:56.540 fuck you instead. 1.00

00:17:58.300 Fuck all of you guys instead. 1.00

00:17:59.780 But yeah, 1.00

00:18:00.800 it creates a,

00:18:02.620 oh,

00:18:04.320 a situation deep

00:18:05.500 in the soul

00:18:06.180 and it,

00:18:07.060 it turns into a,

00:18:09.480 you know,

00:18:10.640 it sets in a foundation

00:18:13.660 of hatred

00:18:14.300 that transcends

00:18:15.020 space and time.

00:18:15.820 I don't know.

00:18:16.600 I don't know how else

00:18:17.060 to put it

00:18:17.580 other than that.

00:18:18.660 But watching your 1.00

00:18:19.720 fucking friends go home 1.00

00:18:20.740 in pieces 1.00

00:18:21.160 and in boxes 1.00

00:18:21.820 and shoot themselves 1.00

00:18:23.080 and hang themselves 0.99

00:18:23.820 constantly

00:18:24.360 because of the moral,

00:18:25.780 you know,

00:18:26.100 damage that's been done

00:18:27.000 to the integrity

00:18:27.560 of their soul

00:18:28.260 and the lies

00:18:29.240 they've been put through

00:18:29.940 and the gaslighting 1.00

00:18:30.820 and the bullshit 1.00

00:18:31.420 and a complete 1.00

00:18:32.300 fucking country 1.00

00:18:32.920 and society 1.00

00:18:33.400 that's 100%

00:18:34.220 turned its back

00:18:34.820 on them

00:18:35.140 and not,

00:18:35.600 not turned its back.

00:18:36.740 It's done a 360.

00:18:37.700 Turned its back

00:18:38.400 and then turned back around

00:18:39.920 to pull out a knife

00:18:41.060 and put it 1.00

00:18:41.920 in their backs too.

00:18:44.300 Congratulations,

00:18:45.360 Canada. 1.00

00:18:46.060 Fucking congratulations. 1.00

00:18:47.480 You're the shittiest 1.00

00:18:48.300 country in the world. 0.99

00:18:49.600 You're the shittiest, 1.00

00:18:51.020 almost unworthy people 1.00

00:18:52.680 of anyone's sacrifice

00:18:54.100 in the history

00:18:55.100 of Western civilization.

00:18:56.500 Good for you.

00:18:57.560 This is an ininterpretive dance.

00:19:26.200 I'm choking it down.

00:19:27.560 Let up again

00:19:28.940 on the couch

00:19:31.160 in my bed

00:19:32.940 and guess I'm all

00:19:34.820 Let up again

00:19:36.380 flying

00:19:37.720 I love that

00:19:39.040 not today,

00:19:41.060 Massad.

00:19:41.580 Mama,

00:19:42.300 can you wait?

00:19:43.480 Mama,

00:19:44.180 can you wait?

00:19:45.140 Guys,

00:19:45.780 I just realized

00:19:53.420 that's what it is.

00:19:54.640 I'm hangry.

00:19:57.300 I went to the gym earlier

00:19:58.380 and just got back

00:19:58.960 a while ago.

00:19:59.520 I didn't eat yet.

00:20:01.100 This is all I got

00:20:01.800 is this protein shake

00:20:02.640 to hold me over.

00:20:03.400 Like you're a tip of money

00:20:05.060 I'm only living

00:20:06.140 Hangry me.

00:20:09.780 It's not

00:20:10.100 He's not a reasonable man.

00:20:16.220 Cindy Lee,

00:20:16.920 how are you?

00:20:17.340 He says,

00:20:17.560 Hi,

00:20:18.280 Jeremy Morgan and Dave.

00:20:19.660 It's been a while,

00:20:20.200 but I can't stay.

00:20:20.920 Just showing my support

00:20:21.620 and love to the wall.

00:20:22.160 Thank you very much.

00:20:24.360 We appreciate you.

00:20:25.220 Ballbanger says,

00:20:28.020 Just turn the maple leaf

00:20:28.760 upside down.

00:20:30.120 That's actually brilliant.

00:20:32.160 I think I might actually do that.

00:20:33.560 I might do exactly that,

00:20:34.980 but not right now

00:20:35.700 because

00:20:35.960 I just don't care enough.

00:20:41.240 Simone de Biguet.

00:20:42.880 This is Rageball.

00:20:43.940 Done being a sports ball 0.98

00:20:45.400 calling Capri cock. 0.98

00:20:48.560 Man, 0.98

00:20:48.880 I drank water

00:20:50.020 and it went down the wrong,

00:20:51.260 it went into my lungs,

00:20:52.100 I guess.

00:20:52.360 Am I drowning?

00:20:53.700 Is this what they did to you,

00:20:56.100 Cotter,

00:20:56.780 in Guantanamo?

00:20:59.760 This is a minor inconvenience at best.

00:21:01.540 You did not deserve $10 million.

00:21:03.100 It's outrageous.

00:21:05.520 Monday Night Rageball is for you.

00:21:07.220 Yeah,

00:21:07.460 done being a sports ball 0.99

00:21:08.300 calling Capri cock. 0.99

00:21:09.900 Yeah. 0.99

00:21:10.700 Monday Night Rageball.

00:21:11.680 That's right.

00:21:12.120 I should have played that intro.

00:21:13.200 Remember that one?

00:21:15.360 Let's do it. 0.99

00:21:16.100 I don't fucking care. 0.99

00:21:17.560 This is a mess of a stream anyway. 0.99

00:21:19.100 It's going to be terrible.

00:21:20.620 It's just,

00:21:21.100 it's all awful,

00:21:22.360 you know?

00:21:22.600 I don't even know

00:21:23.180 where the hell this stuff is.

00:21:25.220 I am so badly organized.

00:21:27.040 Oh,

00:21:27.280 but I am organizing 0.99

00:21:28.100 a national fucking militia army 0.99

00:21:29.980 and directing 1.00

00:21:31.040 cells of men

00:21:32.900 and teams

00:21:33.540 in different provinces

00:21:34.400 and time zones.

00:21:35.780 And by the way,

00:21:36.720 Ezra,

00:21:37.140 I'm doing it somehow

00:21:38.600 completely undetected

00:21:40.720 by CESIS and the RCMP.

00:21:42.380 I have state-of-the-art 0.99

00:21:43.520 alien fucking comms, 0.99

00:21:44.820 bud. 1.00

00:21:45.540 Don't even fucking trip. 0.99

00:21:48.300 I'm doing this 1.00

00:21:49.240 and I'm ordering police killings 0.90

00:21:50.880 and I'm doing all these things.

00:21:53.260 Can't organize my computer though.

00:21:55.040 Can't find

00:21:55.740 intro videos to,

00:21:57.760 is this it?

00:21:58.760 Oh my god.

00:22:00.140 No,

00:22:00.780 wait.

00:22:01.740 Yeah!

00:22:02.960 This is so appropriate.

00:22:04.520 I should have just played this 0.99

00:22:05.460 from the fucking beginning. 0.99

00:22:06.720 Pretend it's just starting. 1.00

00:22:07.840 Let's just do that,

00:22:08.720 you know?

00:22:09.720 It's,

00:22:10.260 it's nostalgia stream. 1.00

00:22:12.000 What the fuck? 0.99

00:22:12.720 I don't know why 1.00

00:22:14.420 this just keeps

00:22:15.860 attacking me.

00:22:18.820 Just,

00:22:19.720 I know it's,

00:22:20.320 it is haunted

00:22:20.960 and I don't know,

00:22:21.660 it wants something,

00:22:22.420 it's trying to alert me to danger,

00:22:23.780 maybe because of the

00:22:24.980 mood I'm in,

00:22:26.000 it's like it's powered up

00:22:27.040 and I can

00:22:27.480 cast a spell 1.00

00:22:28.880 and kill my enemies. 1.00

00:22:30.600 I don't know, 1.00

00:22:31.060 I'm gonna try it though.

00:22:32.260 I don't,

00:22:32.600 I don't think,

00:22:33.320 I don't think it can do that.

00:22:35.480 But,

00:22:35.780 here's hoping.

00:22:41.140 Where's Gary when you need him?

00:22:42.920 Gary,

00:22:44.000 Sheriff,

00:22:45.140 this is for you, Gary.

00:22:53.000 I'm just using this as an excuse

00:22:54.500 to fix my throat. 0.99

00:23:01.340 Hold on to your butts. 1.00

00:23:03.200 Let the bodies hit the floor, 1.00

00:23:04.740 let the bodies hit the floor.

00:23:27.900 I just like seeing people get hurt.

00:23:32.960 Oh,

00:23:33.440 those were the days.

00:23:34.460 Hey,

00:23:34.740 is this a new,

00:23:40.340 new online streamer trend?

00:23:42.040 Live,

00:23:42.520 cynical reactions

00:23:43.340 to my own life.

00:23:46.300 Good,

00:23:46.720 that hurts.

00:23:47.800 He had a bad concussion,

00:23:49.060 he almost died.

00:23:50.060 I never liked Tito Ortiz. 1.00

00:23:53.240 Kill him, 1.00

00:23:53.880 Chuck! 1.00

00:23:56.640 Phil's car,

00:23:57.220 pop-up on the civilians again,

00:23:58.260 just the way you like them.

00:24:03.440 Accurate,

00:24:03.960 you know? 0.99

00:24:04.220 Let the bodies hit the floor,

00:24:08.100 let the bodies hit the floor,

00:24:09.820 let the bodies hit the floor,

00:24:11.820 let the bodies hit the floor.

00:24:12.820 Well,

00:24:13.660 hey,

00:24:16.140 seeing people get 0.99

00:24:17.100 fucking KO'd 0.99

00:24:18.540 never gets old, 1.00

00:24:19.240 you know?

00:24:19.500 crush me up.

00:24:23.100 Why not?

00:24:24.820 Why not?

00:24:24.880 You know,

00:24:25.240 nice memory lane trip for a while.

00:24:28.420 Here's for all you new people.

00:24:29.920 Yeah,

00:24:30.140 that's what I,

00:24:30.680 I used to just do more like that kind of stuff,

00:24:32.540 but then the government was like,

00:24:33.900 let's ruin his life!

00:24:35.480 And I'm like, 0.87

00:24:35.880 oh,

00:24:36.100 okay.

00:24:37.360 Or we can do that.

00:24:38.920 Fine. 0.99

00:24:39.560 I'll just go full-time fucking schizo, 1.00

00:24:42.360 ruin your fucking shitty political career. 1.00

00:24:44.700 I'm going to be like AIDS. 1.00

00:24:48.180 I'm going to,

00:24:48.580 it's just,

00:24:49.120 you're not even going to know you have it at first.

00:24:51.580 Then you're going to start having symptoms,

00:24:53.440 a cough,

00:24:54.060 you know,

00:24:54.260 you're not going to be able to,

00:24:54.960 you don't really know what's going on.

00:24:56.380 The years wear on,

00:24:57.440 you start to feel tired and weird,

00:24:59.020 and you're getting sick more than you used to,

00:25:00.820 and I'm worried.

00:25:01.480 And the next thing you know,

00:25:02.460 you're like,

00:25:03.000 oh,

00:25:03.220 am I really, 0.91

00:25:04.200 really fucking ill? 0.96

00:25:05.880 Yeah! 1.00

00:25:06.800 That's what I'm going to do to you.

00:25:07.920 That's what I'm going to do to all of you.

00:25:11.000 Yeah.

00:25:11.800 Yeah.

00:25:12.960 So I got Simon.

00:25:14.140 Who else?

00:25:14.980 Not,

00:25:15.140 not the,

00:25:15.580 I mean,

00:25:15.840 maybe some,

00:25:16.400 definitely some people in the audience.

00:25:17.820 Yeah,

00:25:17.980 for sure.

00:25:18.520 I mean,

00:25:18.780 they,

00:25:19.020 they just, 1.00

00:25:19.860 they're obsessed with me and they want to suck my dick. 1.00

00:25:22.160 And it's so funny that they need to see everything that I'm doing all the time. 1.00

00:25:26.540 And they act like it's because I'm,

00:25:28.580 I'm,

00:25:29.040 I'm documenting the fash.

00:25:30.500 This is what I'm doing. 0.93

00:25:32.020 I'm fucking saving the world on the internet right now, 0.99

00:25:35.060 mom. 0.99

00:25:37.460 No,

00:25:38.100 honey,

00:25:38.380 I can't come to bed.

00:25:40.180 I'm busy.

00:25:42.500 I have,

00:25:43.060 I have to tweet about this tomorrow.

00:25:49.000 Just admit that you're a liberal,

00:25:52.060 conservative,

00:25:52.740 communist, 0.98

00:25:53.260 homosexual like everybody else. 0.99

00:25:56.300 And you want to taste the D. 0.99

00:25:58.600 Just,

00:25:59.080 just,

00:25:59.380 just say it.

00:26:00.740 You don't have to say it in public.

00:26:02.400 You don't have to say it to anyone anywhere really,

00:26:05.700 but I want you to say it.

00:26:07.380 I want you to say it out loud in your home,

00:26:10.520 in your shack,

00:26:12.200 underneath your soiled mattress,

00:26:14.000 under a bridge,

00:26:14.740 wherever it is that you are.

00:26:15.880 And just say,

00:26:16.840 I,

00:26:17.940 I just,

00:26:18.620 I do.

00:26:18.920 I do want to taste his D.

00:26:20.520 That's,

00:26:20.660 that's what I want to do.

00:26:21.480 And then once it's out there,

00:26:22.680 it's out there in the world and you can,

00:26:24.480 at least you'll start the path to being honest with yourself for the first time in your life.

00:26:30.020 You're going to,

00:26:30.340 you're going to start to be more honest with yourself.

00:26:32.160 Okay?

00:26:33.280 So just admit,

00:26:34.600 that's why you're here.

00:26:36.040 And,

00:26:36.260 um,

00:26:36.600 you know,

00:26:36.920 I see,

00:26:37.220 I'm all about helping people.

00:26:38.780 Even the goblins.

00:26:41.920 I'm just,

00:26:42.620 this is a joke.

00:26:43.700 I'm conducting psych,

00:26:44.680 like advanced psychological warfare on them.

00:26:46.760 And I have increased their suicide rate exponentially.

00:26:49.760 And I could not be happier about it.

00:26:52.640 I,

00:26:52.840 I really couldn't.

00:26:54.540 What else is going on?

00:26:55.920 Oh,

00:26:56.220 did you hear that?

00:26:57.940 Another one just got its wings.

00:27:01.780 Wallbanger says,

00:27:02.540 here's one for the fake nukes in your old intro.

00:27:05.520 Dude,

00:27:06.620 I can't.

00:27:08.440 No,

00:27:08.920 there can't be more.

00:27:10.400 Right?

00:27:10.900 I gave up after I,

00:27:11.960 after I saw enough of the conspiracy,

00:27:13.600 I'm like,

00:27:13.840 I've seen enough,

00:27:14.680 you know,

00:27:14.940 like I looked into the abyss.

00:27:16.240 I'm like,

00:27:16.620 okay,

00:27:17.680 okay.

00:27:18.980 Fake and get air.

00:27:19.800 Basically everything's fake and get,

00:27:21.440 you know,

00:27:23.360 but then I saw this video a while ago.

00:27:26.280 And I was like,

00:27:27.020 there's a house.

00:27:30.300 It's a famous nuclear test video.

00:27:33.560 And,

00:27:34.000 uh,

00:27:34.640 house is blown apart by the blast wave.

00:27:36.740 And,

00:27:37.200 uh,

00:27:37.700 there's like a car and then there's not a car.

00:27:40.820 And then there's a car again.

00:27:41.860 Like it's edited footage.

00:27:43.560 And for some reason there's cars driving around and like,

00:27:46.940 who's holding the camera?

00:27:49.580 Where is the camera?

00:27:50.680 It's zoomed in.

00:27:51.520 Like how far?

00:27:52.820 This is 1944,

00:27:54.680 by the way.

00:27:56.220 So,

00:27:56.660 you know,

00:27:59.500 I mean,

00:28:00.360 or 45,

00:28:01.160 you know,

00:28:01.700 oh,

00:28:05.300 I don't know.

00:28:06.000 It's,

00:28:06.340 I mean,

00:28:06.660 it,

00:28:06.920 it,

00:28:07.040 it,

00:28:07.380 it,

00:28:07.660 it causes questions,

00:28:08.840 you know?

00:28:09.160 So,

00:28:09.340 and nobody ever has used one of those either.

00:28:12.660 It's like,

00:28:13.000 are we daring them? 0.99

00:28:14.660 This would be the ultimate game of chicken in the fucking history of the world. 0.99

00:28:19.040 The government, 0.99

00:28:22.040 the global one world.

00:28:25.160 Oh,

00:28:25.640 we love them.

00:28:26.360 Don't we?

00:28:27.180 Oh,

00:28:27.500 the looney tunes.

00:28:28.420 They're our favorite.

00:28:29.620 They own everything and they control it all.

00:28:32.560 And they keep us in line with constant threats of nuclear annihilation.

00:28:36.340 You don't want to get too out of control.

00:28:37.240 We'll,

00:28:37.500 I mean,

00:28:37.720 there's nukes out there,

00:28:38.420 man,

00:28:38.920 you know?

00:28:40.920 And we're like, 1.00

00:28:41.620 bullshit. 1.00

00:28:43.100 What did you say? 1.00

00:28:44.640 Bullshit. 1.00

00:28:45.680 Prove it. 1.00

00:28:47.760 You,

00:28:48.160 you want,

00:28:49.380 no,

00:28:49.920 no,

00:28:50.120 we can't do,

00:28:50.660 no, 1.00

00:28:50.960 bullshit. 1.00

00:28:51.320 You don't have any nukes. 1.00

00:28:51.900 It's not real.

00:28:52.260 But there's been a lot of people killed stealing nuclear weapons and,

00:28:58.920 you know,

00:28:59.300 um,

00:29:00.180 I don't,

00:29:00.460 why would you do that if it didn't,

00:29:01.760 I don't know.

00:29:02.220 I'm not getting into this.

00:29:03.800 I'm not getting into this tonight.

00:29:06.100 If there are nukes and they go off,

00:29:08.260 please,

00:29:08.720 I beg if you land on my face,

00:29:10.940 land on my, 0.94

00:29:11.580 like this with my mouth open,

00:29:12.900 just like all of my friends,

00:29:14.600 all of my,

00:29:15.000 uh,

00:29:15.140 the goblin fans want,

00:29:16.200 want me to do to them.

00:29:16.980 You know that please just let it rain,

00:29:20.200 let it rain right down,

00:29:21.180 right down my throat.

00:29:27.020 They're sitting there seething.

00:29:28.420 I can already hear them tweeting.

00:29:29.920 I can hear you tweeting.

00:29:33.540 You,

00:29:34.260 you're heightened emotions and your advanced heart rate is empowering me.

00:29:43.580 It's making me stronger.

00:29:47.700 No,

00:29:48.340 it is.

00:29:48.600 It really is.

00:29:49.260 The more you hate me,

00:29:50.100 the more powerful I become.

00:29:51.500 There's nothing you can do.

00:29:55.340 Can be dreads.

00:29:56.220 As I would like to say, 1.00

00:29:57.600 I'm angry that every weekend my town is invaded by people who smell like shit. 1.00

00:30:02.820 There is a pandemic of that happening. 1.00

00:30:05.440 Um,

00:30:05.640 it may affect,

00:30:06.640 it seems to be,

00:30:08.120 this is my initial,

00:30:09.760 you know,

00:30:12.420 I went to the whiteboard about it.

00:30:14.260 Right.

00:30:14.800 And when in public and encountering,

00:30:18.040 let's call them smelly folk,

00:30:20.780 um,

00:30:21.580 they seem oftentimes to be relegated to fast food service industry and gas stations.

00:30:27.240 There's a lot of that in those areas.

00:30:29.540 There's a lot of that in those areas for some reason.

00:30:30.720 The trucking industry seems to be,

00:30:33.920 uh,

00:30:34.440 popular.

00:30:35.160 They,

00:30:35.280 they're,

00:30:35.800 they're expand.

00:30:37.660 they seem to be expanding into other places.

00:30:40.980 It's not clear where they'll,

00:30:42.340 where they'll strike next.

00:30:44.300 But all we know is that,

00:30:45.440 uh,

00:30:45.980 none of us are safe.

00:30:47.480 We're,

00:30:47.980 none of us are safe from the smellies.

00:30:49.140 They,

00:30:49.340 they'll,

00:30:49.580 they will find us and they will make you go,

00:30:51.120 as you walk through a cloud of BO stink that they've left for you in the,

00:30:56.220 uh,

00:30:56.460 in the aisle of Sobeys while you're trying to find cereal for your children.

00:31:00.160 Okay.

00:31:01.220 So,

00:31:01.740 you know,

00:31:01.960 keep an eye out,

00:31:02.760 you guys.

00:31:03.940 They're out there and they,

00:31:06.220 they don't like soap.

00:31:09.440 They don't like it.

00:31:10.640 They don't like soap.

00:31:12.320 They've never liked it.

00:31:13.900 They never liked it.

00:31:14.840 Even for a minute.

00:31:15.840 Not at what,

00:31:16.380 not at all,

00:31:17.200 not at all.

00:31:19.480 Believe me,

00:31:20.240 they've never seen anything like it.

00:31:22.960 We got some,

00:31:23.740 you want some soap?

00:31:24.780 They don't want soap.

00:31:26.060 They said no soap.

00:31:27.080 Can you believe that?

00:31:27.720 No soap.

00:31:28.260 They don't want soap.

00:31:31.320 Seriously though,

00:31:32.160 you walk around just being like,

00:31:33.560 whew, 1.00

00:31:33.920 I smell like shit. 1.00

00:31:36.420 Better go live in public. 1.00

00:31:39.400 Do they not smell it?

00:31:40.840 Does it smell nice?

00:31:41.720 Maybe they think it smells nice.

00:31:46.560 Does that give them powers?

00:31:48.200 Is this like a psychology move?

00:31:50.240 To like drive us insane with disgust

00:31:53.660 so we don't catch on

00:31:55.120 to where they're going to strike next?

00:31:56.600 There,

00:31:57.140 that's the pattern.

00:31:57.920 That's what they're doing.

00:31:58.680 It's intentional.

00:32:00.440 It's the B.O.

00:32:02.280 Deception.

00:32:03.980 The B.O.

00:32:04.820 Deception is that

00:32:05.800 so you'll just be so focused

00:32:06.880 on the stench

00:32:07.460 and how to get away from it

00:32:08.220 that you don't see,

00:32:09.700 you don't see them

00:32:11.180 planning their next move.

00:32:12.160 I might be the smartest man

00:32:16.800 that's ever lived.

00:32:17.440 I don't know.

00:32:20.120 I don't see any holes

00:32:21.280 that prove me wrong.

00:32:22.200 You can't.

00:32:23.140 Debate over.

00:32:24.040 The science is settled.

00:32:25.460 The science is settled.

00:32:26.340 And trust the experts.

00:32:27.540 Trust the science.

00:32:31.000 Anyway,

00:32:31.700 she says,

00:32:32.200 can't swim

00:32:32.700 but rent floaties 0.85

00:32:33.740 and drown. 0.69

00:32:34.460 they can't swim

00:32:36.080 and they rent floaties

00:32:36.860 and drown?

00:32:40.600 Is that so?

00:32:47.320 So what you're saying,

00:32:49.100 Camby,

00:32:49.920 is that the Diaglon compound

00:32:52.400 needs to have a moat

00:32:54.300 for

00:32:55.800 cultural reasons.

00:33:01.080 You know,

00:33:01.340 it's,

00:33:02.260 you know,

00:33:03.780 spiritual.

00:33:04.460 Two.

00:33:05.020 Yes.

00:33:05.480 Yes.

00:33:05.940 We,

00:33:06.100 we live,

00:33:06.460 the ring of water,

00:33:07.760 we,

00:33:08.180 it,

00:33:08.540 um,

00:33:09.760 it keeps,

00:33:10.900 it keeps the devil away.

00:33:11.880 Yes.

00:33:12.720 It,

00:33:13.060 um,

00:33:13.520 yep.

00:33:14.060 That's what it's for.

00:33:18.120 There's not,

00:33:18.900 there's not bait

00:33:20.000 on the other side.

00:33:20.740 It's not trying to trick people

00:33:21.540 into thinking they can.

00:33:27.280 That was an accident,

00:33:29.060 your honor.

00:33:30.900 I was trying

00:33:32.400 to save him.

00:33:34.460 but he smelled so bad. 0.99

00:33:37.460 I just fucking 0.99

00:33:38.020 stink him. 1.00

00:33:42.020 Shut up. 1.00

00:33:43.300 Shut the fuck. 1.00

00:33:43.900 even when they're dead. 1.00

00:33:58.460 How long

00:33:59.160 does the BO stench continue 0.99

00:34:01.400 after you're dead, 0.91

00:34:02.180 do you think? 0.99

00:34:03.680 Because you're dead.

00:34:04.420 Can you still produce,

00:34:05.760 I mean, 0.87

00:34:06.000 you stink in a different way, 0.83

00:34:07.200 but that particular one, 0.96

00:34:08.940 does that,

00:34:10.380 has any scientists

00:34:11.260 tackled these,

00:34:12.040 the,

00:34:12.180 the puzzling questions

00:34:13.000 of our time?

00:34:13.540 How do we, 1.00

00:34:13.880 what the fuck? 0.99

00:34:15.000 No, 1.00

00:34:15.740 no,

00:34:16.040 no,

00:34:16.160 no,

00:34:16.260 no.

00:34:16.680 Ah, 1.00

00:34:17.120 death to you. 1.00

00:34:19.640 Ah, 1.00

00:34:20.660 fucking spiders 1.00

00:34:21.620 descending right 1.00

00:34:22.500 into my eyeball.

00:34:23.300 Like, 0.99

00:34:23.600 do you want to die? 0.98

00:34:24.560 Guess you do. 1.00

00:34:25.460 Time to die. 1.00

00:34:27.620 Remember when I told you 1.00

00:34:28.380 to come down here,

00:34:29.000 I was like, 0.99

00:34:29.400 I'm fucking, 0.99

00:34:30.260 I don't like spiders, 0.99

00:34:31.040 they freak me out.

00:34:32.500 I hunt them now

00:34:33.400 for sport.

00:34:36.540 You should never

00:34:37.260 have sent me down here.

00:34:38.380 Zabekstamaya says,

00:34:40.560 wait,

00:34:40.760 this is a scam?

00:34:41.860 I,

00:34:42.160 I don't know,

00:34:43.040 to be honest with you.

00:34:44.360 Somebody,

00:34:44.860 somebody somewhere

00:34:45.760 is,

00:34:46.780 is way ahead

00:34:48.700 and,

00:34:49.140 and somebody else

00:34:50.100 is way behind

00:34:50.780 and I'm not sure

00:34:52.600 which one is me.

00:34:54.440 I'm either way ahead

00:34:55.340 or way behind.

00:34:55.780 I'm either,

00:34:57.440 I might be also 1.00

00:34:58.260 the stupidest man 1.00

00:34:59.220 that's ever lived too. 1.00

00:35:02.800 A unique quality

00:35:04.140 that only I

00:35:06.760 can truly appreciate.

00:35:08.380 because I'm smart enough

00:35:10.180 to know 1.00

00:35:11.420 how stupid I am. 1.00

00:35:15.480 And let me tell you, 1.00

00:35:17.280 there are some days

00:35:18.500 where you're like,

00:35:20.140 huh,

00:35:21.360 oh wow,

00:35:23.080 look at you go.

00:35:29.060 So what were you thinking

00:35:30.760 when you,

00:35:32.260 when you did that?

00:35:33.900 I don't know,

00:35:37.300 this book,

00:35:37.840 yeah,

00:35:38.100 I weren't thinking

00:35:38.580 anything at all.

00:35:39.420 There you go.

00:35:42.100 Yeah.

00:35:43.940 Yeah.

00:35:45.260 Well,

00:35:45.700 that'll get you.

00:35:47.320 I mean, 0.83

00:35:47.840 you do have a brain

00:35:48.460 for a reason,

00:35:49.340 right?

00:35:49.660 That's what it's for

00:35:50.420 and for you to just

00:35:52.020 not use it.

00:35:54.580 It's like insulting

00:35:55.500 to your creator,

00:35:56.440 you know?

00:35:56.820 So it's like,

00:35:57.880 bad things are gonna 0.99

00:35:58.720 fucking happen to you, 1.00

00:35:59.800 you stupid bastard. 1.00

00:36:03.160 Nigel! 1.00

00:36:03.720 He says,

00:36:04.140 tip for fighting,

00:36:05.480 what?

00:36:05.940 Okay,

00:36:06.220 hang on.

00:36:06.980 I keep pulling at this.

00:36:08.780 It's driving me 0.99

00:36:09.440 fucking mental. 0.99

00:36:11.560 Tip for fighting 1.00

00:36:12.340 an attacker

00:36:12.780 with a knife.

00:36:13.800 Like,

00:36:15.800 remember when

00:36:16.600 there was a time

00:36:17.320 someone could say that

00:36:18.440 and you would be like,

00:36:20.140 yeah,

00:36:21.880 that's funny.

00:36:23.540 Now everyone's like,

00:36:24.700 oh,

00:36:24.940 yes,

00:36:25.240 how,

00:36:25.820 what should we do?

00:36:27.800 I've seen this happen

00:36:28.940 often in public,

00:36:31.180 so,

00:36:32.020 yeah,

00:36:32.280 this is something we,

00:36:32.860 this is something we think about now.

00:36:35.000 Anyway,

00:36:36.040 he says,

00:36:36.380 take shirt off

00:36:36.920 and use for defense.

00:36:38.140 Tip for taking shirt off, 1.00

00:36:39.080 don't be a fat fuck. 1.00

00:36:40.220 That is all solid advice. 1.00

00:36:41.900 I endorse all of that.

00:36:43.740 You can get your shirt off

00:36:44.720 way faster

00:36:45.200 if you're not fat

00:36:45.800 and you can,

00:36:47.960 and you can use it.

00:36:48.960 You know,

00:36:49.260 you can,

00:36:49.880 you can wrap it around your arm,

00:36:52.020 right,

00:36:52.260 to try and fight the attacker.

00:36:53.420 It's kind of like a,

00:36:55.140 what the hell do they used to call it?

00:36:56.040 Like bracers, 1.00

00:36:56.660 those things that fucking, 0.98

00:36:58.440 that's what people used to wear 0.99

00:36:59.620 in those days

00:37:00.180 when they used 0.99

00:37:00.780 fucking sharp things 1.00

00:37:01.960 to kill each other 1.00

00:37:02.700 instead of just 1.00

00:37:04.320 blowing you apart 1.00

00:37:05.860 with fucking 1.00

00:37:06.400 high projectile velocity 1.00

00:37:07.680 death weapons 1.00

00:37:08.760 from fucking space 1.00

00:37:09.680 and laser beams 1.00

00:37:10.380 and shit. 0.99

00:37:12.420 War used to be 1.00

00:37:13.320 so much simpler.

00:37:15.600 You,

00:37:15.900 whoever won

00:37:16.640 was the side

00:37:17.380 that hated

00:37:17.920 the other side

00:37:18.660 more.

00:37:19.280 That's the side

00:37:19.940 that went,

00:37:20.340 that's what they

00:37:20.860 don't want to tell you.

00:37:22.180 Okay? 1.00

00:37:22.760 That's the fucking 1.00

00:37:23.580 truth about war. 0.99

00:37:25.240 This,

00:37:25.540 this noble,

00:37:26.500 like,

00:37:26.900 you know,

00:37:27.640 oh,

00:37:27.980 how did they win?

00:37:28.660 Oh,

00:37:28.860 we just believed

00:37:29.720 in ourselves

00:37:30.360 and we just,

00:37:32.140 we knew we could do it

00:37:33.320 and we,

00:37:35.060 and we had each other

00:37:36.140 and it was a brotherhood

00:37:37.380 and it's like,

00:37:37.700 no,

00:37:38.280 we won because

00:37:38.980 we wanted them 1.00

00:37:39.560 to fucking die, 1.00

00:37:40.920 you know, 1.00

00:37:41.380 and they didn't want

00:37:42.500 to kill us

00:37:42.940 as bad as we wanted 1.00

00:37:43.700 to kill them 1.00

00:37:44.320 so they lost. 1.00

00:37:46.300 That's how it used to be. 0.99

00:37:47.440 Now there's a fucking 1.00

00:37:48.420 17 year old 1.00

00:37:49.380 with an Xbox controller 1.00

00:37:50.440 dropping fucking 1.00

00:37:51.980 JDAMs on battalions 1.00

00:37:53.080 to people

00:37:53.540 and it's like,

00:37:54.600 it,

00:37:55.100 there's no honor

00:37:56.060 in this?

00:37:58.120 What?

00:37:59.040 There's nothing in this?

00:38:00.660 There's perversion. 1.00

00:38:01.960 It's pretty fucked. 1.00

00:38:02.940 Modern warfare is fucking, 1.00

00:38:04.940 you're crazy. 1.00

00:38:06.400 It's like, 1.00

00:38:07.020 there's nothing to be had,

00:38:07.980 there's no experience,

00:38:09.020 it's not like it used to be.

00:38:09.980 I got in at the tail end

00:38:11.460 of when you could

00:38:12.160 like conventional war,

00:38:13.960 now it's like,

00:38:15.280 bro,

00:38:16.940 your chances of surviving

00:38:19.000 are like zero.

00:38:21.080 Like, 1.00

00:38:21.600 you're gonna get fucked up. 1.00

00:38:22.820 The only question is, 1.00

00:38:23.940 in what way?

00:38:25.580 Completely dead,

00:38:27.080 missing limbs,

00:38:28.340 multiple limbs,

00:38:29.200 blind spine blown

00:38:30.600 out of your back,

00:38:31.340 colosomy bag, 1.00

00:38:32.980 your fucking wife's 1.00

00:38:33.980 fucking the pool boy 1.00

00:38:34.920 and you let her 1.00

00:38:35.580 because it's like, 1.00

00:38:36.100 I don't even have a dick anymore, 1.00

00:38:37.200 they blew it off, 1.00

00:38:37.920 that's not fair to her, 1.00

00:38:38.760 I might as well live the,

00:38:39.980 you know,

00:38:40.360 I can't,

00:38:41.200 you know,

00:38:42.280 these are things

00:38:43.340 you have to think.

00:38:46.700 Enjoy!

00:38:47.980 Enjoy!

00:38:48.780 Think about that

00:38:49.560 every time we're gonna

00:38:50.360 slam it, 0.96

00:38:51.020 we're gonna slam a Ukraine 1.00

00:38:52.060 and we are gonna fight 0.97

00:38:53.600 to your last family member.

00:38:55.480 Canada will fight

00:38:56.440 to your last family member.

00:38:58.720 Me?

00:38:59.080 No,

00:38:59.320 I'm too important.

00:39:00.720 I have glasses.

00:39:01.860 I'm pretending I don't.

00:39:05.740 But everybody,

00:39:06.580 everybody honestly

00:39:07.460 finds it much more

00:39:09.160 unnerving.

00:39:10.420 They find it,

00:39:10.940 they find it unsettling.

00:39:13.120 They don't like it.

00:39:14.980 They look at my face

00:39:16.220 and they say,

00:39:17.560 Mr. Speaker,

00:39:20.080 is this man autistic?

00:39:22.500 Is he lost?

00:39:27.220 It seems that he

00:39:28.140 can't even look

00:39:29.200 around the room.

00:39:32.820 Oh,

00:39:33.460 and he's wearing

00:39:34.120 compression shirt.

00:39:34.880 And look at his pipes,

00:39:35.980 though.

00:39:38.400 Look,

00:39:39.000 he's not obese!

00:39:40.140 Whoa! 1.00

00:39:41.640 Fucking wow! 1.00

00:39:44.780 Holy shit, 1.00

00:39:46.100 he's not obese! 1.00

00:39:47.680 Put him in the game.

00:39:49.500 We got a champion.

00:39:51.480 Did you know

00:39:52.100 it's Terry Fox Day?

00:39:53.920 Well,

00:39:54.380 move over,

00:39:55.120 Terry! 0.80

00:39:55.920 August 7th 1.00

00:39:57.060 is fucking 0.99

00:39:58.000 P.P.'s 1.00

00:39:58.940 Pipes Day!

00:40:01.080 The hero

00:40:02.040 we've all needed.

00:40:04.580 More,

00:40:05.280 faster,

00:40:05.680 legally.

00:40:07.140 I'm,

00:40:07.500 I'm,

00:40:07.800 if I can put

00:40:08.820 a Somalian teenager

00:40:09.940 in your daughter's

00:40:10.880 room,

00:40:11.280 I will do that.

00:40:13.680 Because a Canadian

00:40:14.680 is a Canadian

00:40:15.360 is a Canadian.

00:40:16.780 Isn't that right?

00:40:24.780 It's all

00:40:25.580 cowardice.

00:40:29.480 I know what

00:40:30.440 cowardice looks like

00:40:31.560 because I have both

00:40:35.140 experienced it

00:40:36.620 myself,

00:40:37.680 and I don't mean

00:40:38.720 like,

00:40:39.020 I'm,

00:40:40.300 I don't want to

00:40:40.860 jump in the deep

00:40:41.540 end.

00:40:42.260 You know what I

00:40:42.640 mean?

00:40:44.140 And I've seen it

00:40:45.080 in other people

00:40:45.840 in environments

00:40:47.480 where it's like,

00:40:48.400 there's no hiding

00:40:49.420 if you don't have

00:40:51.180 the stones.

00:40:52.080 You know?

00:40:52.760 There's not,

00:40:53.480 that's just,

00:40:55.360 you know what I

00:40:56.760 mean?

00:40:57.140 Like,

00:40:57.480 when somebody

00:40:57.900 jumps on a

00:40:58.560 grenade,

00:40:59.000 you're like, 1.00

00:40:59.400 damn. 1.00

00:41:00.540 You know what I 1.00

00:41:01.100 mean?

00:41:01.400 Like,

00:41:01.600 I would never,

00:41:02.640 honestly,

00:41:03.360 I would never,

00:41:04.040 I'm just telling you

00:41:04.800 right now,

00:41:05.320 guys,

00:41:05.540 if a grenade

00:41:06.360 rolled in the

00:41:07.020 room,

00:41:07.500 I'm the guy

00:41:08.120 that kicks at it

00:41:08.920 a couple times,

00:41:09.720 freaks,

00:41:10.020 falls down, 0.98

00:41:10.540 and we die. 0.65

00:41:11.160 That's what I

00:41:11.740 would probably

00:41:12.280 do.

00:41:12.560 I might try and

00:41:13.160 bat at it with

00:41:13.640 my hand,

00:41:14.140 but I'm like,

00:41:14.580 I don't want to,

00:41:15.280 like,

00:41:15.500 I don't know.

00:41:16.020 I'm not going to

00:41:16.860 dive on it.

00:41:17.380 That guy's hard 1.00

00:41:18.040 as fuck. 1.00

00:41:18.580 He's so, 1.00

00:41:21.460 like,

00:41:21.960 he's so in the

00:41:23.640 game that he's

00:41:24.860 like,

00:41:25.100 and just blows

00:41:26.820 up.

00:41:27.160 You're like, 1.00

00:41:27.440 holy shit. 1.00

00:41:29.320 Anyway, 1.00

00:41:30.260 what the fuck 0.99

00:41:31.500 was I talking 1.00

00:41:31.940 about?

00:41:32.860 Jumping on

00:41:33.460 grenades.

00:41:34.580 Cowardice,

00:41:35.080 right.

00:41:36.620 These people are 1.00

00:41:37.460 so full of shit, 1.00

00:41:38.200 the politicians, 1.00

00:41:39.400 and it's obvious.

00:41:41.580 It's obvious,

00:41:42.820 right?

00:41:43.300 If you're going

00:41:43.900 to be honest

00:41:44.280 with yourself,

00:41:44.800 and you listen

00:41:45.680 to them talk,

00:41:46.400 you tell

00:41:50.040 yourself you

00:41:51.280 like what they're

00:41:51.920 saying,

00:41:52.780 and again,

00:41:53.440 I'm telling you

00:41:54.020 this because I've

00:41:54.740 done this,

00:41:55.840 all right?

00:41:56.120 I'm not trying to

00:41:56.720 gloat and condescend

00:41:57.660 to you.

00:41:58.120 I'm trying to

00:41:58.860 teach you in a

00:41:59.520 really,

00:42:00.100 I am a huge

00:42:01.940 bully,

00:42:02.340 yeah.

00:42:02.720 I'm really bad,

00:42:04.080 okay?

00:42:04.860 But I was bullied

00:42:05.800 when I was a kid,

00:42:06.540 so now I'm just 0.99

00:42:07.020 going to fucking 0.99

00:42:07.800 take it out on you, 1.00

00:42:08.540 boomer conservatives

00:42:09.180 and stuff.

00:42:11.000 I'm going to give

00:42:11.720 my revenge one way

00:42:12.620 or another.

00:42:16.400 You have to tell

00:42:17.460 yourself,

00:42:18.040 don't you?

00:42:18.580 There's something

00:42:19.160 now and you're

00:42:19.960 like,

00:42:20.360 I really want to

00:42:21.620 believe this,

00:42:22.760 you know?

00:42:24.220 But you don't,

00:42:26.320 do you?

00:42:27.760 You don't really 0.98

00:42:29.180 fucking believe it, 0.99

00:42:30.520 do you? 1.00

00:42:31.360 You know damn 0.96

00:42:32.940 well, 0.98

00:42:33.740 deep down,

00:42:35.040 deep down, 1.00

00:42:37.140 gun to your head, 1.00

00:42:38.600 gun to your 1.00

00:42:39.180 child's head. 1.00

00:42:40.320 Do you believe

00:42:41.520 this whole,

00:42:43.400 you don't,

00:42:49.120 you don't,

00:42:50.240 you know he's

00:42:51.220 lying,

00:42:52.100 you know they're 1.00

00:42:52.960 all fucking 1.00

00:42:53.980 lying, 1.00

00:42:54.920 but you won't

00:42:56.180 accept it.

00:42:57.980 You won't go

00:42:59.020 live your life

00:42:59.860 in that truth

00:43:00.780 because it's 0.99

00:43:02.260 fucking terrifying 0.99

00:43:03.480 and you need 1.00

00:43:05.120 to have balls 0.97

00:43:06.240 to face 0.97

00:43:07.520 this very

00:43:08.880 disturbing reality

00:43:10.340 where we are

00:43:11.460 ruled by

00:43:12.000 criminals 1.00

00:43:12.700 who are 0.98

00:43:13.820 bought

00:43:14.360 by much

00:43:15.660 worse criminals

00:43:16.500 and the whole

00:43:17.760 point of all

00:43:18.480 of this

00:43:18.920 is so that

00:43:19.900 the machine

00:43:20.460 just keeps

00:43:21.040 going,

00:43:21.620 the gears

00:43:22.320 keep churning,

00:43:23.420 the money

00:43:23.900 keeps going

00:43:24.620 up and we

00:43:25.500 are squeezed

00:43:26.360 death like a

00:43:27.800 fruit,

00:43:28.300 like the juice

00:43:29.180 until there's

00:43:29.780 nothing left

00:43:30.840 and then they

00:43:31.580 throw away

00:43:32.300 the core.

00:43:35.500 Go look at

00:43:36.520 a standard of

00:43:37.180 living chart,

00:43:38.400 an IQ chart,

00:43:41.120 a general

00:43:41.720 health chart,

00:43:42.700 happiness with

00:43:44.560 their life

00:43:45.140 chart and

00:43:46.320 now even

00:43:46.780 life expectancy

00:43:47.660 chart,

00:43:48.180 what direction

00:43:48.960 are they all

00:43:49.500 going in?

00:43:51.540 Are they going

00:43:52.240 up or are they

00:43:53.880 going down?

00:43:54.680 no matter what

00:43:58.060 happens,

00:43:59.200 no matter who

00:44:00.100 gets elected,

00:44:01.220 no matter what

00:44:02.240 party wins,

00:44:03.360 no matter what

00:44:04.100 president there

00:44:05.000 is,

00:44:05.640 the same 1.00

00:44:06.720 fucking 1.00

00:44:07.640 trajectory 1.00

00:44:08.640 keeps 1.00

00:44:10.060 fucking 1.00

00:44:10.980 happening 0.99

00:44:11.900 somehow,

00:44:13.520 some way.

00:44:14.980 It must just

00:44:15.940 be so hard,

00:44:17.360 it must just be

00:44:18.920 so hard to run

00:44:19.760 things that it's

00:44:20.980 just destined to

00:44:21.740 fail.

00:44:21.960 Everything just

00:44:22.480 has to get worse 1.00

00:44:23.260 and more fucked 1.00

00:44:23.800 up and more 1.00

00:44:24.200 retarded and the 1.00

00:44:24.820 wars just have to

00:44:25.460 continue.

00:44:26.260 There's just never

00:44:26.820 ending.

00:44:27.120 Did you see

00:44:27.340 DeSantis the other

00:44:28.260 day?

00:44:29.660 He's like George

00:44:30.600 Bush too.

00:44:31.420 We're going to 0.99

00:44:32.020 destroy all of 1.00

00:44:32.820 Israel's enemies. 0.93

00:44:33.980 Like why?

00:44:35.120 What are you

00:44:35.740 talking about,

00:44:36.760 bro?

00:44:38.200 It doesn't 0.99

00:44:39.080 fucking matter 0.99

00:44:39.840 who gets in 0.99

00:44:40.220 there.

00:44:40.480 They gave Obama 1.00

00:44:41.320 a fucking peace 1.00

00:44:42.200 prize. 1.00

00:44:43.320 The guy's in

00:44:43.760 office like a

00:44:44.980 month and they're

00:44:45.600 like Nobel Prize

00:44:46.340 and he's like,

00:44:46.800 thank you.

00:44:47.800 This is going to

00:44:48.340 come in handy.

00:44:48.800 Now I'm going

00:44:49.560 to sign a lot

00:44:50.400 of executive

00:44:50.980 orders and I'm 1.00

00:44:51.920 going to kill 1.00

00:44:52.380 a lot of 1.00

00:44:54.140 people.

00:44:54.820 A lot of

00:44:55.380 people.

00:44:56.860 A lot of

00:44:57.500 civilians.

00:44:58.520 A lot of

00:44:59.200 children.

00:45:00.780 Sometimes even

00:45:02.580 American citizens.

00:45:04.480 Nope.

00:45:04.920 Wasn't an

00:45:05.240 accident.

00:45:06.360 I wanted him 1.00

00:45:07.280 dead. 1.00

00:45:08.980 I fucking 1.00

00:45:09.720 murdered his 1.00

00:45:10.140 ass. 1.00

00:45:13.920 You know, 0.67

00:45:14.740 and the

00:45:15.120 Democrats.

00:45:15.540 because we

00:45:19.320 had to get 1.00

00:45:20.380 the fucking 1.00

00:45:21.460 neocons 1.00

00:45:22.380 out.

00:45:24.760 I'm older

00:45:25.760 than you.

00:45:26.800 I've been in

00:45:27.460 this game

00:45:28.000 longer than

00:45:28.660 you.

00:45:29.940 Don't 1.00

00:45:30.500 fucking tell 1.00

00:45:31.240 me my game 1.00

00:45:32.140 motherfucker. 1.00

00:45:36.060 We're going to 1.00

00:45:36.900 get the

00:45:37.240 neocons out.

00:45:38.920 We're the

00:45:39.520 99%.

00:45:40.660 Are you 1.00

00:45:42.380 retarded? 1.00

00:45:43.300 Like that

00:45:43.700 wasn't long

00:45:44.340 ago.

00:45:44.680 That was like

00:45:45.180 yesterday to

00:45:45.900 me.

00:45:47.580 Like yes,

00:45:48.260 yes,

00:45:48.560 the one,

00:45:48.960 yeah,

00:45:49.240 the rich

00:45:49.600 people, 1.00

00:45:49.860 the fucking, 1.00

00:45:50.380 you know, 1.00

00:45:51.660 get them.

00:45:53.280 They're,

00:45:53.620 they're going to 1.00

00:45:54.120 kill us all. 1.00

00:45:54.820 They're out of 1.00

00:45:55.120 control.

00:45:55.500 And now it's

00:45:56.160 like Pete

00:45:56.680 Farmers, 1.00

00:45:57.460 like fucking 1.00

00:45:57.980 you. 1.00

00:46:01.080 Billionaires.

00:46:02.880 What the 1.00

00:46:03.560 fuck happened 1.00

00:46:04.200 to you? 1.00

00:46:06.100 You've

00:46:06.520 completely,

00:46:07.680 they spun you

00:46:08.780 like a top

00:46:09.460 and went

00:46:09.760 and you just

00:46:10.920 went off.

00:46:11.640 You just

00:46:11.880 went off into

00:46:12.520 the wilderness

00:46:12.940 and they're

00:46:13.540 just bouncing

00:46:14.160 around.

00:46:15.080 Bouncing

00:46:15.700 into other

00:46:16.080 spinning tops 0.71

00:46:17.000 retards. 1.00

00:46:18.040 I'm just 0.61

00:46:18.340 where's my

00:46:21.500 song?

00:46:22.420 Phillip,

00:46:23.080 you know,

00:46:23.660 where is it?

00:46:26.680 Oh my God.

00:46:28.060 Phil,

00:46:28.420 you need to

00:46:28.760 type faster

00:46:29.400 and by you

00:46:29.860 I mean me.

00:46:30.440 if I don't,

00:46:33.400 there we go.

00:46:35.300 Tops of

00:46:35.900 people grabbed

00:46:37.620 you,

00:46:38.220 spun you up

00:46:38.920 like in a

00:46:39.720 machine, 1.00

00:46:40.720 like a fucking 1.00

00:46:42.100 cotton candy 1.00

00:46:42.780 machine.

00:46:43.360 You've got

00:46:43.620 cotton candy for

00:46:44.460 brains and

00:46:45.380 you're spinning

00:46:45.880 around at

00:46:46.720 100 miles an

00:46:47.680 hour.

00:46:48.560 Orange man

00:46:49.240 bad.

00:46:49.520 Oh my God.

00:46:49.980 COVID is

00:46:50.420 really

00:46:50.740 a flower.

00:46:51.180 Oh my God.

00:46:53.020 Stop.

00:46:53.920 Stop it.

00:46:54.660 Oh,

00:46:54.900 do we have

00:46:56.340 enough

00:46:56.580 toilet paper?

00:46:58.980 Stop it.

00:47:00.720 No.

00:47:00.880 Jake said he

00:47:17.500 wanted an Alex

00:47:18.240 Jones rant.

00:47:19.060 He wanted a

00:47:19.620 freak out.

00:47:21.200 This is it.

00:47:22.040 This is that

00:47:22.500 freak out.

00:47:30.880 How do you

00:47:31.500 not notice?

00:47:33.140 How do you

00:47:33.680 honestly,

00:47:34.200 how do you 0.99

00:47:34.480 not fucking 1.00

00:47:34.940 notice this? 0.99

00:47:36.460 I've never

00:47:37.140 seen something

00:47:37.520 more obvious 1.00

00:47:37.920 in my fucking 1.00

00:47:38.280 life. 1.00

00:47:41.420 Oh,

00:47:42.220 oh,

00:47:43.240 Nova Scotia's 0.65

00:47:44.040 putting the

00:47:44.520 masks back

00:47:45.340 on.

00:47:46.480 Nova Scotia's 0.65

00:47:47.600 putting the

00:47:48.280 masks back

00:47:49.600 on.

00:47:50.380 People are

00:47:51.020 putting masks

00:47:51.780 on.

00:47:52.920 I'm,

00:47:53.340 I swear to

00:47:54.580 God,

00:47:54.920 not a joke.

00:47:55.800 Not a joke.

00:47:57.180 There's a

00:47:57.520 summertime

00:47:57.920 area.

00:47:58.780 Oh,

00:47:59.000 I,

00:48:03.780 I just

00:48:06.800 look at

00:48:07.240 them and

00:48:07.860 I think,

00:48:08.380 God,

00:48:08.920 I hope

00:48:09.120 that vaccine 1.00

00:48:09.600 kills you. 0.95

00:48:14.080 Please get 0.71

00:48:14.820 another booster.

00:48:16.440 Give,

00:48:16.760 get more,

00:48:17.280 get all of

00:48:17.800 them.

00:48:21.640 You have

00:48:22.360 ruined

00:48:22.840 everything.

00:48:25.600 Just being

00:48:26.400 alive is

00:48:27.100 unbearable

00:48:27.780 because of 1.00

00:48:28.320 you idiots. 1.00

00:48:33.500 Dracula 1.00

00:48:34.220 could eat 0.95

00:48:35.260 your children. 0.86

00:48:37.320 If the

00:48:37.740 television said 1.00

00:48:38.680 the fucking 0.99

00:48:39.240 hottest new 0.99

00:48:39.980 thing in

00:48:41.000 acceptance and

00:48:42.280 inclusion was

00:48:43.740 giving your

00:48:44.360 children to

00:48:45.060 Dracula,

00:48:46.940 a lot of

00:48:47.900 people would

00:48:48.560 do it.

00:48:49.180 hot,

00:48:55.980 what

00:48:56.100 percentage?

00:48:56.720 I don't

00:48:57.020 know.

00:48:57.740 I know

00:48:58.260 it's not

00:48:58.540 zero and

00:48:59.900 I know

00:49:00.160 it's,

00:49:00.500 it's a

00:49:00.860 number that

00:49:01.380 we should

00:49:01.660 all be

00:49:01.980 very

00:49:02.240 uncomfortable

00:49:02.560 with.

00:49:03.520 They would

00:49:04.060 feed their

00:49:04.420 kids to

00:49:04.740 Dracula.

00:49:05.360 It's all

00:49:05.900 just put it

00:49:06.560 on TV.

00:49:06.860 Just do it

00:49:07.140 now.

00:49:07.360 Just do it

00:49:07.900 now.

00:49:08.260 We're

00:49:08.500 ready.

00:49:08.960 We're

00:49:09.220 ready to 1.00

00:49:09.720 be fucked. 1.00

00:49:11.160 You know, 1.00

00:49:12.580 like the

00:49:13.020 foreplay is

00:49:13.900 just,

00:49:14.180 you know,

00:49:15.380 excruciating.

00:49:17.340 It's like,

00:49:18.900 when?

00:49:22.340 When is

00:49:23.060 it?

00:49:23.420 When is

00:49:24.040 the fall?

00:49:24.760 Oh my

00:49:24.940 God.

00:49:26.960 You're just

00:49:27.560 waiting for the,

00:49:28.420 it's just endless

00:49:29.300 jabs like when 0.99

00:49:30.380 are you going to

00:49:30.900 finish this off?

00:49:33.560 Being tenderized

00:49:34.840 like a steak.

00:49:35.740 I'm being 0.95

00:49:39.740 punched into a 0.70

00:49:40.880 soup.

00:49:42.280 Into a

00:49:43.180 bigoted soup. 0.98

00:49:45.680 A racist 0.98

00:49:46.640 bigoted soup. 0.97

00:49:52.840 Must we

00:49:54.400 continue?

00:49:55.580 Why does it

00:49:56.280 have to be like

00:49:56.780 this?

00:49:59.600 I've had a,

00:50:00.360 I've had a couple

00:50:01.080 of days as you

00:50:02.000 can tell.

00:50:02.400 Knives.

00:50:06.700 That all

00:50:07.080 started. 0.99

00:50:10.040 I'm fucking, 0.99

00:50:11.040 you see, 1.00

00:50:11.460 I'm retarded. 0.88

00:50:12.580 There's something 0.99

00:50:13.100 wrong.

00:50:13.500 You can't,

00:50:14.120 no one can

00:50:14.600 watch this and

00:50:15.300 go,

00:50:15.460 yo,

00:50:15.600 he's totally

00:50:16.080 fine.

00:50:17.020 Yes.

00:50:17.940 Yes.

00:50:19.380 Totally

00:50:19.860 normal,

00:50:20.400 boy. 1.00

00:50:21.380 Fuck, 1.00

00:50:21.640 nobody's like 1.00

00:50:22.080 that down

00:50:22.480 home,

00:50:22.780 boy.

00:50:24.740 Everyone in

00:50:25.460 my town has

00:50:26.560 a nickname.

00:50:28.280 Like,

00:50:28.640 everyone.

00:50:29.380 I don't.

00:50:30.140 I'm,

00:50:30.500 like,

00:50:30.660 again,

00:50:31.220 some strange

00:50:32.100 concept of a

00:50:33.940 person that no

00:50:34.560 one can

00:50:34.780 understand.

00:50:35.380 Not even

00:50:35.680 me.

00:50:38.660 And their

00:50:39.260 names,

00:50:39.800 their,

00:50:39.960 their nicknames

00:50:40.860 are things like 0.92

00:50:41.900 fat head, 1.00

00:50:43.640 dumpster, 0.99

00:50:44.880 plant,

00:50:46.300 um,

00:50:48.300 some of these

00:50:50.640 names.

00:50:53.840 Pizza face.

00:50:54.960 Like,

00:50:55.240 what?

00:50:55.980 And that's

00:50:56.640 what people

00:50:57.120 legitimately,

00:50:58.020 you,

00:50:58.220 it's not like

00:50:58.940 they call,

00:50:59.360 I'm not,

00:50:59.640 you're not

00:51:00.000 listening,

00:51:00.240 no, 1.00

00:51:00.420 shut up, 1.00

00:51:00.760 you're not 1.00

00:51:01.000 listening.

00:51:01.980 I'm not like,

00:51:02.700 no,

00:51:02.920 oh,

00:51:03.040 they called

00:51:03.360 them,

00:51:03.540 they called

00:51:03.880 it,

00:51:04.020 no,

00:51:04.200 not once.

00:51:04.840 I mean,

00:51:05.080 that's your 1.00

00:51:05.420 fucking name 1.00

00:51:06.140 forever now. 1.00

00:51:07.120 Everyone calls

00:51:07.700 you that for

00:51:08.020 the rest of

00:51:08.360 your life.

00:51:09.540 Hey,

00:51:09.720 what's up?

00:51:09.980 It's Pizza

00:51:10.260 Face.

00:51:11.540 I'm,

00:51:11.940 I'm 50.

00:51:12.840 Yeah,

00:51:13.160 right on,

00:51:13.560 Pizza Face.

00:51:17.080 We have

00:51:17.660 grandchildren.

00:51:18.560 Yeah,

00:51:18.860 and they're

00:51:19.020 little,

00:51:19.340 we call them

00:51:19.800 pizza piglets,

00:51:20.800 you know,

00:51:21.060 or whatever,

00:51:21.540 they're,

00:51:21.920 everybody's got 1.00

00:51:22.320 dumb names. 0.99

00:51:25.360 Oh, 1.00

00:51:25.960 a friend of

00:51:26.520 mine,

00:51:26.740 this is the 1.00

00:51:28.680 fucking, 1.00

00:51:29.140 this is, 1.00

00:51:29.620 this is the

00:51:30.160 pinnacle of

00:51:31.240 all Picto

00:51:32.040 nicknames to

00:51:32.700 me.

00:51:33.500 This is how

00:51:34.200 powerful the

00:51:34.920 concept is,

00:51:35.840 and if you

00:51:36.480 are,

00:51:36.720 I mean,

00:51:36.960 there's like,

00:51:37.880 I know there's

00:51:38.420 one,

00:51:38.900 but there might

00:51:39.300 even be two

00:51:39.760 kids from

00:51:40.240 Picto that

00:51:40.680 listen to

00:51:41.120 this.

00:51:43.880 Lay low,

00:51:44.480 boys, 1.00

00:51:44.780 she's fucking 1.00

00:51:45.120 bad out there. 0.99

00:51:46.900 The funniest

00:51:47.620 version of this

00:51:48.600 to me was I

00:51:49.520 went to school

00:51:49.920 with a guy,

00:51:51.540 I'm still

00:51:52.160 friends with him,

00:51:52.780 he's a great

00:51:53.420 guy,

00:51:54.060 and his name

00:51:54.780 is Rob.

00:51:55.240 But,

00:51:57.300 when we were

00:51:58.080 about 14,

00:52:01.880 Rob,

00:52:03.180 because my

00:52:04.920 other friend

00:52:05.820 Matt,

00:52:06.960 Matthew,

00:52:08.000 said,

00:52:09.120 I remember

00:52:10.200 the process,

00:52:11.680 and that's

00:52:13.200 when I knew

00:52:13.480 magic was real.

00:52:15.820 I wonder what

00:52:16.460 Matthew's early

00:52:17.100 life,

00:52:17.420 anyway,

00:52:18.220 he said,

00:52:19.160 he goes,

00:52:19.900 I want to,

00:52:20.640 because it was

00:52:21.060 some TV show

00:52:22.260 he watched,

00:52:22.960 I want to

00:52:23.460 nickname somebody

00:52:24.540 Bosco.

00:52:27.080 So,

00:52:27.740 here's Rob,

00:52:28.760 and he goes,

00:52:29.300 you're Bosco 0.98

00:52:30.220 now.

00:52:34.420 That was

00:52:35.340 like 25

00:52:36.340 years ago.

00:52:38.380 He's still

00:52:39.140 Bosco.

00:52:42.060 Doesn't make

00:52:42.820 any sense.

00:52:44.060 It's like,

00:52:44.940 it doesn't

00:52:46.040 make any sense.

00:52:47.060 It's not a

00:52:47.700 variation of

00:52:48.500 any part of

00:52:49.220 his name.

00:52:49.800 You know,

00:52:52.240 it's not even

00:52:52.900 a racial slur

00:52:53.820 that makes

00:52:54.280 sense,

00:52:54.700 because he's

00:52:55.040 Portuguese.

00:52:56.900 So,

00:52:57.180 you're like,

00:52:58.040 why?

00:52:59.280 I even

00:52:59.820 asked him one

00:53:00.340 day,

00:53:00.460 he's like,

00:53:00.600 I don't

00:53:00.820 know,

00:53:01.080 he's like,

00:53:01.400 one day

00:53:01.720 people just

00:53:02.160 started calling

00:53:02.580 me Bosco.

00:53:03.880 I'm like,

00:53:04.660 and I know

00:53:05.260 why,

00:53:05.840 and I live

00:53:06.400 with his

00:53:06.740 knowledge.

00:53:08.420 I hope he

00:53:08.980 never listens

00:53:09.440 to this. 0.97

00:53:11.220 That son of a 1.00

00:53:11.960 bitch! 1.00

00:53:12.400 He's gonna 1.00

00:53:12.740 freak out!

00:53:13.380 I bet you

00:53:20.540 somebody will

00:53:20.940 tell him I was

00:53:21.440 talking about

00:53:21.840 him.

00:53:22.040 I bet you.

00:53:23.020 That's funny.

00:53:24.360 Yeah,

00:53:24.780 I just decided

00:53:25.420 your Bosco

00:53:25.900 now,

00:53:26.240 and that's

00:53:26.740 stuck.

00:53:27.120 So,

00:53:27.360 you know, 1.00

00:53:27.520 don't fuck 1.00

00:53:27.840 around. 1.00

00:53:28.860 We have

00:53:29.140 abilities here.

00:53:31.660 It's probably

00:53:32.060 because the

00:53:32.360 water's radioactive

00:53:33.100 from the 1.00

00:53:33.720 fucking mill. 1.00

00:53:36.700 It's not 1.00

00:53:37.280 a joke.

00:53:38.060 There's a

00:53:38.620 pond behind

00:53:39.640 it in the

00:53:40.900 Native

00:53:41.140 Reserve,

00:53:41.920 and that's

00:53:42.680 where they

00:53:43.000 put the

00:53:44.000 poison,

00:53:46.200 like the

00:53:46.980 waste,

00:53:48.860 and the

00:53:49.760 water's

00:53:50.300 green and

00:53:51.880 bubbling like

00:53:52.820 a boiling pot,

00:53:53.860 and there's

00:53:54.080 smoke,

00:53:55.400 like something.

00:53:57.120 I wouldn't get

00:53:57.820 close to it.

00:53:58.340 It's coming

00:53:58.720 off of the

00:54:00.120 pond.

00:54:04.200 That's just

00:54:04.920 down that

00:54:06.760 way.

00:54:07.740 You know,

00:54:09.100 we're feeling

00:54:10.000 good.

00:54:10.880 Maybe that

00:54:11.320 is a good

00:54:11.960 place for the

00:54:12.400 oblivion pit

00:54:13.000 fog. 0.79

00:54:13.280 You're

00:54:13.460 right.

00:54:14.680 Wow.

00:54:15.840 Why can't 0.99

00:54:16.340 I fucking 0.98

00:54:16.660 remember the 0.99

00:54:17.140 name of

00:54:17.420 it right

00:54:17.680 now?

00:54:19.480 On the

00:54:20.140 reserve,

00:54:20.700 not the

00:54:21.820 tarpons,

00:54:22.600 that was

00:54:23.720 another 1.00

00:54:24.040 fucking 1.00

00:54:25.000 wonderful 1.00

00:54:25.480 feature of

00:54:26.160 Nova Scotia,

00:54:27.260 the

00:54:27.360 Sydney

00:54:27.660 tarpons.

00:54:29.700 It's just

00:54:30.340 an ocean of

00:54:30.980 tar, 0.97

00:54:31.440 disgusting. 0.89

00:54:33.360 It's like 1.00

00:54:33.840 a fucking 1.00

00:54:34.340 garden out 1.00

00:54:35.220 here,

00:54:35.640 boy. 1.00

00:54:36.020 Fucking 1.00

00:54:36.360 Sydney 1.00

00:54:36.700 tarpons.

00:54:38.600 That's

00:54:38.960 right, 1.00

00:54:39.240 fucking 1.00

00:54:40.240 shaking 1.00

00:54:40.520 my

00:54:41.520 tarpons.

00:54:43.520 Yeah,

00:54:43.640 I can

00:54:43.860 tell.

00:54:44.520 I know.

00:54:45.280 I can

00:54:45.700 tell you

00:54:46.080 you are.

00:54:49.060 This place 1.00

00:54:49.860 is fucked. 1.00

00:54:52.580 Tourism, 1.00

00:54:53.240 Nova Scotia.

00:54:54.060 That's your

00:54:54.400 best.

00:54:54.980 Come see 0.99

00:54:55.540 the fucking 1.00

00:54:56.340 death pond 1.00

00:54:57.820 of pollution

00:54:58.700 that seems

00:54:59.800 to glow in

00:55:00.600 the dark.

00:55:01.300 I haven't

00:55:04.740 been there

00:55:05.180 at night,

00:55:05.680 but I've

00:55:05.960 seen pictures

00:55:06.500 where it's

00:55:06.840 like getting

00:55:07.280 darker and

00:55:07.960 you're like,

00:55:08.340 it might be

00:55:09.160 illuminescent.

00:55:10.180 I don't

00:55:10.420 know.

00:55:12.660 Jesus,

00:55:13.220 does anybody

00:55:13.520 know?

00:55:13.900 Somebody

00:55:14.160 knows.

00:55:15.760 What the 1.00

00:55:16.100 fuck is it 1.00

00:55:16.660 called? 1.00

00:55:18.500 It's the,

00:55:19.140 the,

00:55:19.460 oh my,

00:55:19.920 ah!

00:55:21.180 This is like

00:55:21.680 forgetting the

00:55:22.240 name of Godzilla

00:55:23.080 when you're,

00:55:23.520 if you're from

00:55:23.860 Japan.

00:55:24.440 Like,

00:55:25.660 how do you

00:55:26.100 not know this?

00:55:27.460 Jay,

00:55:28.040 you're the

00:55:28.240 mother. 0.98

00:55:29.280 Crash a whole

00:55:29.820 city. 1.00

00:55:30.680 Kill your 1.00

00:55:31.220 mother. 1.00

00:55:32.420 Are you

00:55:32.880 not a

00:55:33.220 remember Godzilla?

00:55:37.180 Shing! 0.99

00:55:38.220 You are a

00:55:38.980 crown!

00:55:39.680 You know,

00:55:40.940 weird things

00:55:41.540 go on in

00:55:41.880 Japan.

00:55:42.360 I'm just

00:55:42.680 trying to

00:55:42.960 break,

00:55:43.220 I'm hoping

00:55:43.820 somebody was

00:55:44.300 going to

00:55:44.460 tell me what

00:55:44.840 it is,

00:55:45.100 but I,

00:55:45.460 no one

00:55:45.880 knows.

00:55:47.020 I guess

00:55:47.600 that's what

00:55:47.820 you'll have

00:55:48.300 to Google

00:55:48.840 Pictou County

00:55:51.640 Pulp Mill

00:55:52.740 Native Reserve

00:55:53.660 Super Gross

00:55:54.500 Radioactive

00:55:55.020 Pond,

00:55:55.580 something like

00:55:56.100 that.

00:55:58.320 It is

00:55:58.900 basically a

00:55:59.400 toxic,

00:55:59.620 toxic

00:56:00.020 waste dump,

00:56:00.540 yes.

00:56:02.140 And they

00:56:02.760 pumped it

00:56:03.080 right into

00:56:03.420 this pond,

00:56:04.580 like,

00:56:05.000 slash small

00:56:05.680 lake,

00:56:06.340 right on the

00:56:06.900 Native Reserve.

00:56:08.800 And it's

00:56:09.400 been doing

00:56:09.740 its,

00:56:10.080 Boat Harbor,

00:56:10.900 that's it, 1.00

00:56:11.540 fucking there! 1.00

00:56:12.900 Boat Harbor, 1.00

00:56:13.800 boy, 1.00

00:56:14.140 fucking, 1.00

00:56:15.640 right, 0.99

00:56:16.060 so like, 0.99

00:56:17.020 this fucking 1.00

00:56:17.600 stuff's real 1.00

00:56:18.340 toxic.

00:56:19.080 Look at her, 1.00

00:56:19.540 she's fucking 1.00

00:56:20.100 rank. 1.00

00:56:21.640 Smell that, 1.00

00:56:22.440 fuck, 1.00

00:56:22.800 oh, 1.00

00:56:23.360 nasty.

00:56:23.860 we can't, 0.94

00:56:26.460 listen,

00:56:26.840 if we dump

00:56:27.380 that right

00:56:28.560 into the

00:56:28.980 Northumberland

00:56:29.540 Strait, 1.00

00:56:30.780 the fucking 1.00

00:56:31.240 lobster boys 1.00

00:56:32.460 will come, 1.00

00:56:32.880 they'll fucking 0.99

00:56:33.540 wheel me 1.00

00:56:33.840 lobster boy. 1.00

00:56:35.420 They'll fucking 1.00

00:56:35.880 throw us in 1.00

00:56:36.340 those boiling

00:56:37.020 pots.

00:56:41.460 Just dump it

00:56:42.220 in the Native

00:56:42.520 Reserve.

00:56:45.540 That's literally

00:56:46.220 what they did,

00:56:47.180 and the Natives 0.99

00:56:48.020 were like,

00:56:48.420 excuse me,

00:56:50.840 and they're

00:56:51.000 like,

00:56:51.180 what you gonna

00:56:51.480 do about

00:56:51.820 buying a

00:56:52.260 billion dollar

00:56:52.680 corporation? 1.00

00:56:54.160 Go fucking 1.00

00:56:54.800 live in your 1.00

00:56:55.320 teepee or

00:56:55.820 whatever.

00:56:57.080 It's been like

00:56:57.520 that since the

00:56:58.080 50s,

00:56:59.180 or the 60s,

00:57:00.100 whenever this

00:57:00.500 thing went in,

00:57:01.720 and there's no,

00:57:02.460 there was no

00:57:03.260 environmental,

00:57:04.320 like,

00:57:04.780 nothing.

00:57:05.940 No.

00:57:08.360 And then

00:57:08.980 recently,

00:57:10.260 over the past

00:57:11.100 few years,

00:57:11.860 there was a

00:57:12.060 whole war,

00:57:12.980 they were gonna

00:57:13.360 go to war, 0.91

00:57:13.940 the fishermen

00:57:14.400 were gonna,

00:57:14.900 they had guns,

00:57:15.460 it was crazy.

00:57:17.580 And,

00:57:17.940 of course,

00:57:19.340 a foreign 0.60

00:57:21.080 company bought

00:57:21.920 it,

00:57:22.740 and was just

00:57:23.680 like,

00:57:25.260 it was a

00:57:26.160 totally,

00:57:26.460 it was just a

00:57:26.880 foreign company,

00:57:27.560 and I don't

00:57:27.860 want to,

00:57:28.220 you know,

00:57:28.540 say specifically

00:57:29.440 who might

00:57:31.660 have been,

00:57:32.580 you know,

00:57:32.880 behind that,

00:57:33.460 but they just,

00:57:34.540 they show up

00:57:36.500 and they're like,

00:57:37.420 so,

00:57:38.360 how much

00:57:39.940 money is it

00:57:41.500 to pay

00:57:41.860 an environmental

00:57:42.580 fine?

00:57:44.360 An environmental

00:57:45.220 fine?

00:57:46.320 Yes.

00:57:47.940 I don't,

00:57:48.860 it's actually,

00:57:49.920 it's not,

00:57:50.520 it's,

00:57:50.800 yeah,

00:57:51.220 it's only like,

00:57:51.800 like a million

00:57:52.920 bucks.

00:57:54.400 Acceptable.

00:57:59.660 Prepare the dumping.

00:58:02.720 Sludge,

00:58:03.200 you know,

00:58:03.400 they just didn't

00:58:03.840 care.

00:58:04.340 And they were

00:58:04.760 just like,

00:58:05.220 what are you

00:58:05.420 gonna do about

00:58:05.860 it?

00:58:06.000 There's no

00:58:06.360 scrubber stacks 0.99

00:58:07.080 on the fucking 1.00

00:58:07.660 smoke at all, 0.99

00:58:08.460 it's just like

00:58:08.980 pure death.

00:58:11.220 And it was like,

00:58:12.060 just a,

00:58:12.380 just a South 0.77

00:58:13.340 Asian,

00:58:13.900 Chinese, 1.00

00:58:14.540 fucking super 1.00

00:58:15.180 conglomerate 1.00

00:58:15.780 country that's

00:58:16.320 like, 1.00

00:58:16.500 fuck these 1.00

00:58:16.880 people, 1.00

00:58:17.140 what do they

00:58:17.500 care?

00:58:18.640 We don't

00:58:19.080 live there.

00:58:19.720 It's on the

00:58:20.100 other side

00:58:20.600 of the world.

00:58:21.020 Like,

00:58:21.240 do you give 0.99

00:58:21.760 a shit 1.00

00:58:22.240 that your 1.00

00:58:22.920 fucking iPhone 1.00

00:58:23.720 was made 1.00

00:58:24.480 in a sweatshop

00:58:25.340 factory in

00:58:26.420 China? 0.73

00:58:27.060 No, 1.00

00:58:27.380 you fucking 1.00

00:58:27.760 don't. 1.00

00:58:28.220 You don't 1.00

00:58:28.520 give a fuck. 1.00

00:58:29.580 And guess 1.00

00:58:29.960 what?

00:58:30.540 These guys

00:58:31.220 are coming

00:58:31.700 up and

00:58:32.440 we're going

00:58:32.960 down and

00:58:33.800 they don't 0.99

00:58:34.240 give a fuck 0.99

00:58:34.860 about you. 1.00

00:58:35.880 And they're

00:58:36.260 gonna put

00:58:36.660 toxic waste

00:58:37.420 dumps right

00:58:38.380 where you

00:58:38.760 live and

00:58:39.420 say, 1.00

00:58:39.700 suck my 1.00

00:58:40.140 Chinese 1.00

00:58:40.600 dick. 1.00

00:58:41.380 What are 0.89

00:58:41.680 you gonna

00:58:42.020 do about

00:58:42.740 it?

00:58:43.160 Nothing.

00:58:43.560 China

00:58:46.600 number

00:58:46.940 one.

00:58:49.020 They'll just

00:58:49.420 sail away on

00:58:50.060 one of those

00:58:50.380 balloons.

00:58:53.240 One of those 1.00

00:58:53.900 fucking, 1.00

00:58:54.760 whatever those 1.00

00:58:55.160 are,

00:58:55.560 those dragon

00:58:56.060 balloon things.

00:58:56.780 See,

00:58:57.040 I don't know

00:58:57.320 anything about

00:58:57.760 them.

00:58:57.920 I assume

00:59:00.100 this is

00:59:00.400 what's

00:59:00.560 gonna

00:59:00.680 happen

00:59:00.980 based on

00:59:02.460 mental

00:59:03.560 illness.

00:59:08.320 It's

00:59:08.760 almost over.

00:59:09.820 It's

00:59:10.140 probably

00:59:10.340 not.

00:59:12.020 No,

00:59:12.520 it's not

00:59:12.720 even close.

00:59:13.420 Oh,

00:59:13.600 my God.

00:59:16.900 Oh,

00:59:17.340 you just

00:59:17.580 gotta hate

00:59:17.940 more.

00:59:18.420 You just

00:59:18.580 gotta hate

00:59:19.140 some more.

00:59:19.940 It's

00:59:20.160 okay.

00:59:21.260 We got a

00:59:21.580 lot of

00:59:21.780 that.

00:59:25.640 So,

00:59:26.200 anyway,

00:59:26.880 knife

00:59:27.320 attacks.

00:59:27.680 Use your

00:59:28.080 shirt.

00:59:29.540 Wrap it

00:59:29.960 around your

00:59:30.240 arm.

00:59:31.140 Or,

00:59:31.580 put it in

00:59:31.900 both hands.

00:59:32.540 Use it

00:59:32.800 like a,

00:59:33.460 you know,

00:59:33.720 try to catch

00:59:34.240 the knife

00:59:34.600 with it and

00:59:34.920 then wrap

00:59:35.220 up the

00:59:35.460 guy's

00:59:35.720 wrist.

00:59:36.200 You know,

00:59:36.420 and you've

00:59:36.640 got to

00:59:37.040 trap the

00:59:37.460 arm.

00:59:37.860 Right?

00:59:38.020 You

00:59:38.100 could do

00:59:38.320 that.

00:59:38.940 Or,

00:59:39.340 you could

00:59:39.600 wet towel

00:59:40.380 it and

00:59:40.560 try to 0.77

00:59:41.760 whip him 0.92

00:59:42.480 in the 0.98

00:59:42.680 eye with

00:59:43.100 it.

00:59:43.240 There's

00:59:43.420 lots of

00:59:43.780 things you

00:59:44.060 can do

00:59:44.320 with a

00:59:44.560 shirt,

00:59:44.840 guys.

00:59:46.840 You

00:59:47.160 can choke

00:59:47.560 a guy

00:59:47.800 to death

00:59:48.180 with his 0.99

00:59:48.420 own

00:59:48.560 shirt.

00:59:48.900 Did

00:59:49.000 you know

00:59:49.180 that?

00:59:51.040 They

00:59:51.360 taught me

00:59:51.660 how to

00:59:51.860 do

00:59:52.000 that,

00:59:52.320 you know.

00:59:56.660 It's not

00:59:57.520 that,

00:59:58.040 it's not a

00:59:59.220 big deal.

01:00:01.260 It's pretty

01:00:01.760 much what you

01:00:02.100 think it is.

01:00:02.480 You just

01:00:02.660 grab the

01:00:03.000 shirt and

01:00:03.320 go,

01:00:03.480 and just 1.00

01:00:04.280 choke him 0.99

01:00:04.780 until he 1.00

01:00:05.020 dies. 0.99

01:00:06.260 That's it.

01:00:06.760 it's not

01:00:09.920 fancy.

01:00:11.160 There was

01:00:11.640 something they

01:00:12.020 told us a

01:00:12.440 lot in

01:00:12.820 the,

01:00:13.020 like,

01:00:13.540 more of

01:00:13.740 these,

01:00:13.980 you know,

01:00:14.680 higher speed

01:00:15.120 units where

01:00:15.620 it was like,

01:00:16.560 you'd get

01:00:17.080 there and

01:00:17.680 you start

01:00:17.980 getting trained

01:00:18.580 by,

01:00:18.900 like,

01:00:19.000 these guys 1.00

01:00:19.280 are fucking 1.00

01:00:19.680 Navy SEALs 1.00

01:00:20.540 and,

01:00:20.800 like,

01:00:21.360 commandos

01:00:22.060 and,

01:00:22.320 like,

01:00:22.540 British SAS

01:00:23.280 and you're

01:00:23.680 like,

01:00:24.280 this is super

01:00:25.440 cool.

01:00:26.200 And they're

01:00:26.780 just,

01:00:27.220 like,

01:00:27.320 teaching you 1.00

01:00:27.800 basic shit. 1.00

01:00:29.040 And you're 1.00

01:00:29.600 like,

01:00:30.100 okay,

01:00:30.520 but,

01:00:31.040 like,

01:00:31.400 why are you,

01:00:31.920 he's like,

01:00:32.180 I've practiced

01:00:32.860 this a million 1.00

01:00:34.020 fucking times. 1.00

01:00:35.060 That's why. 0.99

01:00:35.500 And they just,

01:00:36.240 oh,

01:00:36.660 they just do it 0.99

01:00:37.500 so fucking 0.99

01:00:38.540 much, 0.99

01:00:38.940 they can do

01:00:39.320 it in their

01:00:39.600 sleep.

01:00:42.440 There you go.

01:00:43.460 You know,

01:00:43.940 it's like,

01:00:44.480 no,

01:00:44.740 you just do

01:00:45.100 this a lot.

01:00:45.760 You just

01:00:46.020 shoot a lot.

01:00:47.240 Like, 0.98

01:00:47.620 every day,

01:00:48.260 all day,

01:00:48.760 forever.

01:00:49.220 And you're

01:00:49.320 like,

01:00:49.460 oh,

01:00:49.620 yeah,

01:00:49.760 you would

01:00:50.020 get pretty

01:00:50.340 good at it

01:00:50.740 then,

01:00:50.920 wouldn't

01:00:51.040 you?

01:00:52.420 You know?

01:00:53.860 How are you

01:00:54.380 this good

01:00:54.760 with all these

01:00:55.220 things?

01:00:55.540 This is

01:00:55.880 literally

01:00:56.200 all I do.

01:00:58.040 Oh.

01:00:59.520 You guys

01:01:00.000 are scary. 1.00

01:01:01.480 You're fucking 1.00

01:01:01.940 scary guys. 1.00

01:01:04.820 Um.

01:01:05.500 Dan W says,

01:01:06.440 thank God

01:01:06.740 for the rain

01:01:07.220 which has

01:01:07.520 helped wash

01:01:08.060 away the

01:01:08.520 garbage and

01:01:09.100 trash off

01:01:09.700 the sidewalks. 0.92

01:01:12.240 Maybe that's

01:01:12.960 what's going

01:01:13.320 on.

01:01:13.560 Maybe that's

01:01:13.940 why there's

01:01:14.180 so much

01:01:14.560 rain.

01:01:15.640 Halifax,

01:01:16.180 have you 1.00

01:01:16.520 fucking 1.00

01:01:16.840 thought of 1.00

01:01:17.240 this?

01:01:18.520 You're 0.98

01:01:18.860 pretty gay, 0.99

01:01:19.700 Halifax, 0.99

01:01:20.160 when you

01:01:20.400 fly in

01:01:21.180 rainbows.

01:01:22.660 You literally

01:01:23.040 have to walk

01:01:23.580 on a flag of

01:01:24.100 rainbows just

01:01:24.600 to exit the

01:01:25.780 airport. 1.00

01:01:27.840 Fucking ask me 0.99

01:01:28.600 if I'm lying. 1.00

01:01:29.080 And then

01:01:31.220 you'll get

01:01:31.460 into the

01:01:31.780 city.

01:01:32.320 Hey,

01:01:32.760 maybe over 1.00

01:01:33.280 the fucking 1.00

01:01:33.700 you saw 1.00

01:01:34.080 it earlier.

01:01:34.720 That's the

01:01:35.100 bridge,

01:01:35.460 baby.

01:01:36.580 We got

01:01:37.100 two of

01:01:37.460 them.

01:01:38.360 And

01:01:38.580 sometimes,

01:01:39.300 if you're

01:01:39.940 really lucky,

01:01:40.880 when you're

01:01:41.260 driving on

01:01:41.800 it,

01:01:42.160 there'll be

01:01:42.580 a giant 1.00

01:01:43.220 fucking 1.00

01:01:43.680 rainbow flag 1.00

01:01:44.680 bigger than

01:01:45.380 any Canadian

01:01:46.100 flag you've

01:01:46.620 ever seen

01:01:47.280 in existence.

01:01:49.680 Sometimes,

01:01:50.580 and for a

01:01:51.100 while,

01:01:51.600 it even had

01:01:52.280 a Ukraine

01:01:52.840 flag too.

01:01:53.520 So,

01:01:55.800 they don't

01:01:56.600 just,

01:01:57.260 you know,

01:01:57.940 a little bit

01:01:58.540 of virtue

01:01:59.060 signaling here.

01:02:00.100 It like,

01:02:00.740 that's what

01:02:01.140 Halifax is.

01:02:03.260 It's just,

01:02:03.960 if Halifax

01:02:04.700 was a person

01:02:05.380 at a party,

01:02:06.440 you'd be like, 1.00

01:02:07.240 who the fuck 1.00

01:02:08.300 is this 1.00

01:02:08.980 dickhead? 1.00

01:02:12.360 Oh, 0.99

01:02:13.520 you only have

01:02:15.160 this kind

01:02:15.620 of cheese?

01:02:16.040 No.

01:02:19.380 Yes,

01:02:19.920 I've donated

01:02:20.840 a billion trillion

01:02:21.600 bazillion dollars

01:02:22.380 to charity.

01:02:23.520 I'm amazing.

01:02:27.980 I'm probably

01:02:28.460 the most,

01:02:29.820 you know,

01:02:30.300 my heart is,

01:02:31.380 I'm just so good.

01:02:32.460 I'm so good.

01:02:33.160 I'm so virtuous.

01:02:34.440 It's really

01:02:34.900 obnoxious how

01:02:35.620 virtuous that I am.

01:02:38.220 Oh,

01:02:38.440 you don't say?

01:02:40.400 Halifax,

01:02:40.960 have you met

01:02:41.440 Vancouver?

01:02:42.240 You guys 1.00

01:02:42.620 should fucking 0.99

01:02:43.080 hang out. 1.00

01:02:46.200 Oh,

01:02:46.740 good,

01:02:47.060 Seattle's here.

01:02:48.700 What are you

01:02:49.080 all having

01:02:49.500 in common?

01:02:52.620 A lot.

01:02:53.520 Island Jason,

01:02:57.260 who's now

01:02:58.000 speaking to

01:02:58.540 Nigel,

01:02:59.160 maybe there's a

01:02:59.840 knife fight being

01:03:00.420 set up in the

01:03:00.980 chat.

01:03:01.500 I don't know.

01:03:02.400 Let's see where

01:03:02.900 it goes.

01:03:04.880 Island Jason to

01:03:05.840 Nigel,

01:03:06.300 in the case of a

01:03:07.380 knife fight,

01:03:08.380 I'd be like,

01:03:09.160 little pee-pee,

01:03:10.080 and I'd just

01:03:10.860 defend myself

01:03:11.620 with powerful

01:03:12.600 paychecks and

01:03:13.620 the price of

01:03:14.280 milk.

01:03:15.560 That's a strong

01:03:16.540 defense.

01:03:17.200 That's a strong

01:03:17.940 defense,

01:03:18.440 Nigel.

01:03:20.380 I mean,

01:03:21.420 listen.

01:03:23.160 Two words

01:03:24.220 that start with

01:03:24.840 P put together

01:03:25.920 on purpose

01:03:26.840 to create a,

01:03:28.260 you know,

01:03:28.980 things that rhyme

01:03:30.000 and roll off the

01:03:30.760 tongue.

01:03:31.200 It's more pleasing

01:03:31.780 to the mind,

01:03:32.580 thus making the

01:03:33.240 concept more likely

01:03:34.540 to be embraced.

01:03:35.840 This is an old

01:03:36.860 fashioned psychological

01:03:38.040 trick.

01:03:38.760 They use it a lot.

01:03:39.880 It's called

01:03:40.080 alliteration,

01:03:41.220 and they use it

01:03:41.900 in advertising a lot,

01:03:43.480 and that's what

01:03:44.140 powerful paychecks

01:03:45.340 is.

01:03:45.720 Is that really

01:03:46.280 the best way

01:03:47.220 to say,

01:03:48.460 like,

01:03:48.680 what does that

01:03:49.180 mean?

01:03:50.500 What does

01:03:50.960 powerful paychecks 0.99

01:03:52.400 fucking mean? 1.00

01:03:53.440 Stop spinning. 0.99

01:03:54.200 Stop.

01:03:54.620 Stop. 1.00

01:03:55.200 Fucking stop 1.00

01:03:56.060 for just a minute. 0.99

01:03:57.240 Then you can go

01:03:57.700 back to getting

01:03:58.920 more toilet paper 0.99

01:03:59.860 and getting fucking 0.99

01:04:00.660 seeing if your 1.00

01:04:01.420 child needs to have 1.00

01:04:02.080 their dick cut off 1.00

01:04:02.760 or whatever the 1.00

01:04:03.160 fuck it is you're 1.00

01:04:03.600 doing. 1.00

01:04:04.980 The love of God. 1.00

01:04:06.660 The fucking 1.00

01:04:07.240 love of God. 1.00

01:04:11.220 Listen to me.

01:04:13.480 It doesn't mean

01:04:18.160 anything.

01:04:19.200 Does it?

01:04:21.160 Oh, it means

01:04:22.280 like you're,

01:04:23.080 it's like you're,

01:04:23.700 you're like,

01:04:24.100 you'll make,

01:04:25.000 you'll,

01:04:25.260 you'll get,

01:04:26.280 you'll get more

01:04:26.840 money.

01:04:27.620 Really?

01:04:28.280 Really?

01:04:28.620 You'll get more

01:04:29.080 money?

01:04:30.620 Is that what it

01:04:31.240 means?

01:04:31.580 That's what you

01:04:31.920 think?

01:04:32.240 Yeah, I mean.

01:04:35.020 So, you're telling

01:04:36.580 me that you're a

01:04:39.840 serious political

01:04:41.820 thinker.

01:04:42.300 You're really,

01:04:43.380 you know,

01:04:43.760 looking at what's

01:04:44.720 going on here.

01:04:47.400 And this,

01:04:48.340 and you know

01:04:48.800 what's going on. 1.00

01:04:49.660 You're a fucking 1.00

01:04:50.180 beast, bro. 1.00

01:04:51.440 You fucking, 1.00

01:04:52.360 you know. 1.00

01:04:54.880 And this

01:04:55.740 millhouse 1.00

01:04:57.260 looking motherfucker 1.00

01:04:58.700 gets up 1.00

01:04:59.360 and he says to you,

01:05:03.300 I'm going to get,

01:05:04.360 you're going to,

01:05:04.900 I'm going to give you

01:05:05.520 money and stuff.

01:05:06.300 and you're like,

01:05:08.460 now, I know you

01:05:13.220 want me to respect

01:05:14.280 you, but I just

01:05:16.540 can't for reasons

01:05:18.120 that are apparently

01:05:19.140 beyond you.

01:05:21.000 I guess you're just

01:05:21.900 not, I just, you

01:05:22.820 just don't, you know,

01:05:24.160 you're not the

01:05:24.680 quickest horsey.

01:05:25.540 You know, you don't

01:05:26.060 have the horsepower.

01:05:26.760 Powerful paycheck. 0.96

01:05:34.080 That doesn't fucking 0.91

01:05:34.880 mean it. 0.93

01:05:37.840 Build back better 0.99

01:05:39.060 doesn't fucking 0.98

01:05:40.220 mean anything. 0.99

01:05:42.000 Build what back

01:05:42.920 better?

01:05:43.580 It's just, what are we 0.99

01:05:44.180 singing a fucking 0.99

01:05:44.820 song, dude? 1.00

01:05:46.800 Policies!

01:05:47.520 Let's talk details, 0.99

01:05:49.020 dickhead! 1.00

01:05:49.640 What the fuck 1.00

01:05:50.200 are you people 1.00

01:05:50.640 doing up there?

01:05:51.360 We're building

01:05:51.840 back better

01:05:52.480 and if you

01:05:53.060 haven't been able

01:05:53.620 to tell,

01:05:54.220 I have become

01:05:54.820 more and more

01:05:55.360 flamboyantly 0.99

01:05:55.940 homosexual over 0.99

01:05:56.940 the recurring

01:05:57.440 years.

01:06:00.480 Yeah, but, uh,

01:06:02.200 we're running

01:06:03.060 out of money

01:06:03.900 and there's a lot

01:06:04.920 of people here

01:06:05.720 that are straight

01:06:06.520 with some,

01:06:07.180 they're stabbing

01:06:07.780 people and I

01:06:08.500 think they're

01:06:08.920 angry and, uh,

01:06:11.420 we're going to

01:06:12.360 build back better.

01:06:13.500 What the, hey,

01:06:14.280 whoa, stop.

01:06:16.220 These aren't words,

01:06:17.440 these aren't plans,

01:06:18.520 these aren't anything,

01:06:19.480 guys.

01:06:21.040 We are going to

01:06:22.420 raise the standard

01:06:23.440 of living.

01:06:24.040 How are you going

01:06:24.780 to do that?

01:06:25.200 By building back

01:06:26.000 better with powerful

01:06:27.200 paint checks.

01:06:27.860 Ah!

01:06:28.340 Oh my god! 1.00

01:06:29.320 Oh fuck! 1.00

01:06:30.200 I wish velociraptors 1.00

01:06:31.600 were real!

01:06:32.180 I wish I had a pack!

01:06:33.440 I wish I was like 1.00

01:06:34.060 that fucking guy 1.00

01:06:34.820 in the movie. 1.00

01:06:35.480 That's the power I want.

01:06:37.280 If there's any

01:06:37.780 witches or wizards

01:06:38.780 that can do this,

01:06:39.900 if I can have the

01:06:41.320 power to command

01:06:42.880 a squadron of

01:06:45.400 velociraptors that

01:06:46.840 are all colored

01:06:47.480 differently,

01:06:48.720 conveniently,

01:06:49.140 and I will name

01:06:50.160 them after

01:06:50.600 different Ninja

01:06:51.440 Turtles.

01:06:52.300 I, I, I really,

01:06:53.740 please God,

01:06:54.800 I could do so much

01:06:55.580 good with that.

01:06:58.140 Because you can't,

01:06:59.760 first of all,

01:07:00.960 no one,

01:07:01.700 no one would ever 0.95

01:07:03.020 fucking believe 0.98

01:07:03.820 that I control 1.00

01:07:04.480 dinosaurs.

01:07:05.980 No.

01:07:06.860 And second of all,

01:07:09.260 even if they did,

01:07:11.180 what are they going

01:07:12.000 to do?

01:07:12.360 I have dinosaurs.

01:07:17.700 Velociraptors,

01:07:18.140 to be specific.

01:07:19.100 And everybody

01:07:19.720 has seen Jurassic

01:07:20.940 Park.

01:07:21.740 Who's going to be

01:07:22.480 number one in the

01:07:23.180 door in that 1.00

01:07:23.720 fucking stack? 1.00

01:07:24.980 Nobody. 1.00

01:07:26.040 Nobody anywhere 0.97

01:07:27.300 is doing a fucking 0.98

01:07:28.600 breach and clear 0.99

01:07:29.420 in a building with

01:07:30.140 velociraptors in it.

01:07:32.180 Why don't you just 1.00

01:07:33.040 put a fucking 1.00

01:07:33.580 xenomorph in there 1.00

01:07:34.700 and wrap it up?

01:07:35.700 Oh yeah,

01:07:36.020 send the boys in.

01:07:36.660 They'll love that.

01:07:37.120 They'll love fighting 1.00

01:07:37.920 a fucking alien 1.00

01:07:38.680 killing machine. 1.00

01:07:44.560 On your six, 1.00

01:07:47.660 I'm dead.

01:07:50.780 Aliens,

01:07:51.340 terrifying.

01:07:52.840 Those were brave

01:07:53.620 marines.

01:07:56.620 Can you imagine?

01:07:58.760 We're supposed to

01:07:59.380 take that movie

01:07:59.880 seriously?

01:08:00.440 All those people

01:08:00.900 would have ran away

01:08:01.500 immediately.

01:08:03.020 Nuked a planet,

01:08:03.740 nuked the whole 1.00

01:08:04.180 fucking planet. 1.00

01:08:05.020 There's some shit 1.00

01:08:05.860 down there, 1.00

01:08:06.360 man.

01:08:07.680 We have

01:08:08.120 intergalactic travel.

01:08:10.340 Who cares?

01:08:11.720 Who cares about

01:08:12.260 this little,

01:08:12.880 this is like a 1.00

01:08:13.520 fucking popsicle 1.00

01:08:14.300 stand. 1.00

01:08:15.720 This is shit. 1.00

01:08:17.080 You want me to 1.00

01:08:17.600 go down there

01:08:18.380 with,

01:08:20.480 like,

01:08:21.620 I'm telling you,

01:08:22.980 it's like evil

01:08:23.740 incarnate or

01:08:24.460 something.

01:08:25.880 It's blood is

01:08:26.540 made of acid.

01:08:28.480 You want me to

01:08:29.020 go down there

01:08:29.640 for this?

01:08:31.760 No. 1.00

01:08:32.760 Fuck you, 1.00

01:08:33.380 I'm in charge. 1.00

01:08:34.140 Bang.

01:08:35.340 That's crazy.

01:08:36.500 Send the nukes. 1.00

01:08:37.200 Fuck this place. 1.00

01:08:38.280 What do we tell 1.00

01:08:38.800 headquarters?

01:08:39.220 Tell them when we

01:08:39.680 got here, 1.00

01:08:40.340 it was fucking 1.00

01:08:40.820 overrun by monsters 0.99

01:08:41.640 so we nuked the

01:08:42.240 planet,

01:08:42.600 which is true,

01:08:43.320 by the way.

01:08:47.060 Carry on,

01:08:48.120 right?

01:08:48.460 And that's why

01:08:49.080 my spaceship

01:08:49.880 continues living 1.00

01:08:51.220 and your stupid, 1.00

01:08:52.640 woke, 1.00

01:08:52.960 retard spaceship 1.00

01:08:53.820 is down there 1.00

01:08:54.940 getting fucking 1.00

01:08:55.560 aliens bursting 1.00

01:08:56.360 out of their

01:08:56.720 chassis because

01:08:57.340 you're like,

01:08:57.640 oh,

01:08:57.860 there's three

01:08:58.320 people that

01:08:58.880 might be like,

01:08:59.360 I don't care.

01:09:00.060 I don't,

01:09:00.720 you know,

01:09:00.960 it's not worth it.

01:09:03.560 Have you seen

01:09:03.920 those things?

01:09:05.920 What if they get

01:09:06.580 up here?

01:09:07.700 You know,

01:09:09.000 think of the

01:09:09.800 children. 0.98

01:09:12.160 Nuke them 0.98

01:09:12.600 every time. 0.96

01:09:14.880 All right,

01:09:15.180 Ginger Snap says, 1.00

01:09:16.040 I was in Sydney

01:09:16.600 with the wife

01:09:17.540 visiting family

01:09:18.260 last week.

01:09:19.080 Sydney,

01:09:19.340 Nova Scotia.

01:09:19.860 Oh,

01:09:20.240 good.

01:09:20.800 Good.

01:09:21.080 We're telling

01:09:21.380 Nova Scotia

01:09:21.880 stories.

01:09:22.260 I can tell

01:09:22.780 this is going

01:09:23.240 to be inspiring

01:09:24.340 and uplifting.

01:09:25.320 Thought I landed

01:09:26.040 in little Mumbai.

01:09:27.120 See,

01:09:27.400 off to a great

01:09:28.080 start.

01:09:29.340 Accurate.

01:09:30.120 Wife listened 1.00

01:09:30.640 to me bitch 1.00

01:09:31.140 about mass 1.00

01:09:31.580 migration for 0.99

01:09:32.180 three days

01:09:32.720 after.

01:09:33.160 Every store,

01:09:33.820 every bus stop,

01:09:35.040 crazy, 1.00

01:09:35.840 retarded. 1.00

01:09:36.560 I believe you

01:09:37.420 because I live

01:09:38.000 here and yes,

01:09:39.460 it's crazy how 0.54

01:09:40.400 fucking fast 0.98

01:09:41.320 that happened 0.98

01:09:42.000 and I,

01:09:44.020 it's like the

01:09:44.820 generational

01:09:45.400 disconnect.

01:09:46.280 Like we can

01:09:46.740 never really relate

01:09:47.820 to what it was

01:09:48.360 like when our

01:09:48.900 parents were alive.

01:09:49.860 Can we?

01:09:50.420 We can watch

01:09:51.380 the movies and

01:09:52.100 we,

01:09:52.280 but we weren't

01:09:52.740 there.

01:09:53.480 You know,

01:09:54.240 I don't really

01:09:55.080 know what the

01:09:55.640 seventies was

01:09:56.260 like.

01:09:56.960 I,

01:09:57.300 in the sixties,

01:09:57.980 I can just

01:09:58.440 appreciate it

01:09:59.160 from a distance

01:09:59.940 and try to

01:10:00.900 imagine,

01:10:01.760 but I can't

01:10:02.560 really know.

01:10:04.200 And the same

01:10:05.080 is of the

01:10:05.440 younger generation.

01:10:06.420 So it's like

01:10:07.200 you need to

01:10:07.840 believe when

01:10:08.960 we say this 1.00

01:10:11.560 fucking shit 1.00

01:10:12.560 did not used 1.00

01:10:14.140 to be like

01:10:14.840 this and I

01:10:15.580 don't mean a

01:10:16.220 long time ago.

01:10:17.420 I mean very

01:10:18.620 recently.

01:10:19.860 all of a

01:10:21.260 sudden,

01:10:21.560 like in the

01:10:22.680 concept of

01:10:23.380 time,

01:10:24.280 10 years is

01:10:25.820 not a long

01:10:26.620 period.

01:10:27.120 That's like,

01:10:27.940 you know,

01:10:29.040 an eighth of

01:10:29.740 your life

01:10:30.200 maybe.

01:10:31.820 It's like,

01:10:32.440 oh yeah,

01:10:32.840 and by the

01:10:33.300 way,

01:10:34.020 and the 0.99

01:10:34.420 fucking third 0.99

01:10:35.100 quarter here, 0.99

01:10:35.900 we're just

01:10:36.220 going to

01:10:36.540 totally

01:10:36.960 and okay,

01:10:39.640 carry on.

01:10:40.380 I saw a

01:10:46.200 thread somewhere

01:10:46.800 and it's

01:10:47.940 like,

01:10:48.120 I always

01:10:48.400 wonder if

01:10:48.740 these are

01:10:48.960 true or

01:10:50.200 if it's

01:10:50.560 just like

01:10:50.920 weird old

01:10:51.460 men,

01:10:51.940 like these

01:10:52.220 anonymous

01:10:52.560 internet forums,

01:10:53.560 right?

01:10:53.800 But it's

01:10:54.320 sometimes

01:10:54.560 interesting to

01:10:55.140 see what

01:10:55.340 people are

01:10:55.600 talking about

01:10:56.040 when it's

01:10:56.420 all anonymous

01:10:57.340 because you

01:10:57.920 never know.

01:10:58.900 So it's

01:10:59.080 kind of fun

01:10:59.480 sometimes.

01:11:00.640 Anyway,

01:11:01.400 this person

01:11:01.940 claiming to be

01:11:02.940 somebody younger

01:11:03.820 was like,

01:11:04.660 was it really

01:11:05.500 that much

01:11:06.420 better in

01:11:07.160 the 90s

01:11:07.740 and like

01:11:07.980 the early

01:11:08.220 2000s?

01:11:09.040 Like,

01:11:09.140 is it just

01:11:09.580 like,

01:11:10.540 honestly?

01:11:13.880 Yes.

01:11:15.140 Yes,

01:11:15.620 it was.

01:11:17.160 I don't,

01:11:17.820 and I don't,

01:11:18.280 I don't mean

01:11:18.720 that like,

01:11:19.500 oh yeah,

01:11:19.960 those were the

01:11:20.400 times,

01:11:20.800 man.

01:11:21.060 I mean,

01:11:21.360 that was

01:11:21.680 objectively

01:11:22.380 vastly superior

01:11:24.400 to this

01:11:25.040 because I was

01:11:26.400 there.

01:11:26.940 I remember

01:11:27.720 that.

01:11:28.880 I remember

01:11:29.620 what it felt

01:11:30.200 like.

01:11:30.680 I remember

01:11:31.260 what it smelled

01:11:31.880 like,

01:11:32.320 what it looked

01:11:32.840 like because

01:11:33.580 it was my 1.00

01:11:34.060 fucking life 1.00

01:11:34.760 and it just 1.00

01:11:35.460 happened a

01:11:36.080 little while

01:11:36.680 ago.

01:11:37.480 Wasn't that

01:11:38.240 long ago.

01:11:39.060 I'm not a

01:11:39.640 hundred years

01:11:40.260 old.

01:11:40.680 I'm not 1.00

01:11:40.860 miss fucking 1.00

01:11:41.540 remembering 0.99

01:11:42.100 anything.

01:11:42.960 I remember

01:11:43.740 a time

01:11:44.440 when we

01:11:45.140 weren't living

01:11:45.660 in a constant

01:11:46.420 state of 1.00

01:11:47.060 fucking 1.00

01:11:47.420 emergency 1.00

01:11:48.000 like we

01:11:48.980 have been

01:11:49.700 since the

01:11:50.620 year 2001.

01:11:55.320 Now,

01:11:56.560 after that

01:11:59.000 took place,

01:12:00.380 things got

01:12:01.280 a little 0.96

01:12:01.840 fucky. 0.99

01:12:04.120 All of a

01:12:05.180 sudden,

01:12:05.800 we went

01:12:06.560 from a

01:12:07.060 fairly

01:12:07.640 stable,

01:12:09.100 you know,

01:12:09.440 you could

01:12:09.740 expect to

01:12:11.500 live to

01:12:11.940 be 70,

01:12:12.680 80,

01:12:13.440 you know,

01:12:14.480 crime was

01:12:15.420 very,

01:12:15.980 I mean,

01:12:16.340 yeah,

01:12:16.560 there was

01:12:16.840 murders and

01:12:17.420 stuff,

01:12:17.640 but it

01:12:17.820 wasn't,

01:12:19.160 and they're

01:12:19.720 hiding these 1.00

01:12:20.260 fucking, 1.00

01:12:20.600 they're not 1.00

01:12:20.940 being truthful

01:12:21.460 about these

01:12:21.760 numbers,

01:12:22.060 by the way.

01:12:22.820 Oh,

01:12:23.200 crime is

01:12:23.660 very comparable

01:12:24.400 to,

01:12:24.660 oh,

01:12:24.820 like, 1.00

01:12:25.200 fuck it 1.00

01:12:25.540 is, 1.00

01:12:25.840 dude.

01:12:27.100 Yeah,

01:12:27.520 like, 1.00

01:12:27.840 fuck. 1.00

01:12:29.040 Oh, 1.00

01:12:29.440 are you on

01:12:29.760 the train

01:12:30.080 too?

01:12:30.320 People didn't

01:12:33.900 used to be

01:12:34.260 on all kinds

01:12:34.720 of psychotropic

01:12:35.420 drugs and 1.00

01:12:35.960 right fucked 1.00

01:12:36.840 in the head, 1.00

01:12:37.320 jabbed up

01:12:37.720 with experimental

01:12:38.320 god knows

01:12:38.820 what.

01:12:39.700 Trust me,

01:12:40.540 it's not

01:12:41.140 your imagination. 1.00

01:12:42.620 Fuck off 1.00

01:12:43.120 with your 1.00

01:12:43.380 fake stats.

01:12:44.580 Be gone!

01:12:45.420 Be gone, 1.00

01:12:46.060 witch! 0.99

01:12:49.760 It was

01:12:50.560 not like

01:12:51.540 this,

01:12:52.080 and then,

01:12:52.860 you know,

01:12:54.200 oh,

01:12:54.500 maybe we'll

01:12:54.840 go to school,

01:12:55.420 maybe we'll

01:12:55.700 do this and

01:12:56.000 that.

01:12:56.380 It was

01:12:57.060 fairly stable,

01:12:57.820 right?

01:12:58.020 We had

01:12:59.000 a pretty

01:12:59.280 good post-war,

01:13:00.620 you know,

01:13:00.820 post-World War

01:13:01.360 II,

01:13:01.640 and then,

01:13:02.380 and then

01:13:03.200 something happened

01:13:04.120 one day,

01:13:04.940 and then

01:13:05.980 you had to

01:13:06.620 be scared

01:13:07.240 all the time

01:13:08.340 forever,

01:13:09.220 right?

01:13:09.920 Every day,

01:13:10.560 you had to be

01:13:10.840 scared for

01:13:11.200 everything,

01:13:11.480 every day.

01:13:13.100 There was

01:13:13.700 always an

01:13:14.200 emergency,

01:13:14.800 there was

01:13:14.980 always a

01:13:15.460 terror plot,

01:13:16.160 a bombing,

01:13:16.740 something was

01:13:17.240 going on,

01:13:18.260 but always in

01:13:19.140 the background

01:13:19.820 was as this,

01:13:21.180 you know,

01:13:21.640 forward vanguard

01:13:22.700 advancement of

01:13:23.520 fear that

01:13:24.120 these,

01:13:24.440 you know, 1.00

01:13:25.440 bitch people 1.00

01:13:26.120 just rolled over 1.00

01:13:27.120 and took it

01:13:27.660 like a good

01:13:28.320 little doggie.

01:13:29.440 What followed

01:13:30.280 behind was

01:13:31.340 more government

01:13:32.200 power,

01:13:33.200 and this has

01:13:34.200 been happening

01:13:34.800 year after year

01:13:36.340 aggressively for

01:13:38.460 20 some years

01:13:39.540 now,

01:13:39.960 and it's reaching

01:13:40.820 a point where

01:13:41.560 this,

01:13:42.020 this is like

01:13:42.700 people that are

01:13:44.760 like under,

01:13:45.560 I'd say 25,

01:13:47.020 like you don't

01:13:47.480 even understand,

01:13:48.680 you have no

01:13:49.320 idea how bad

01:13:51.420 it really is,

01:13:52.340 and I don't

01:13:57.860 know,

01:13:59.060 like our

01:13:59.780 generation,

01:14:00.440 specifically mine,

01:14:01.300 I think,

01:14:01.780 and maybe,

01:14:02.540 maybe a little

01:14:04.500 younger,

01:14:05.180 but not much,

01:14:06.800 I'm still young

01:14:09.600 enough to

01:14:10.120 remember this

01:14:11.520 and articulate

01:14:12.020 this and talk

01:14:12.680 about this and

01:14:13.080 do,

01:14:13.200 I'm not 100,

01:14:14.040 right?

01:14:14.260 but there's

01:14:19.500 nobody after

01:14:20.220 me.

01:14:21.800 I'm the last

01:14:22.700 one.

01:14:23.080 We're the last

01:14:24.460 ones.

01:14:25.600 Everybody after

01:14:26.960 us grew up

01:14:29.520 here.

01:14:29.920 they grew up

01:14:32.480 in here.

01:14:34.820 This,

01:14:36.840 what is this?

01:14:42.160 And they

01:14:42.920 wonder why

01:14:43.660 everything's,

01:14:45.040 like this is a

01:14:46.920 completely different

01:14:48.120 kind of reality.

01:14:50.380 We need these

01:14:51.720 to live,

01:14:53.080 basically. 0.99

01:14:55.180 How the fuck 0.99

01:14:56.600 did that happen? 0.99

01:14:59.920 And oh,

01:15:00.600 by the way,

01:15:01.220 the government

01:15:01.880 can just decide

01:15:02.660 to turn yours

01:15:03.260 off,

01:15:03.900 and you're

01:15:04.400 like,

01:15:04.580 yeah,

01:15:04.720 no food

01:15:05.160 for you,

01:15:05.460 bye.

01:15:09.140 Huh,

01:15:09.860 you know,

01:15:10.420 like I think

01:15:11.020 people are

01:15:11.480 paying attention

01:15:12.160 to the wrong

01:15:12.880 things.

01:15:15.660 How many 0.99

01:15:16.320 fucking selfies 1.00

01:15:17.040 of my ass 1.00

01:15:17.760 will I take? 1.00

01:15:18.920 Huh,

01:15:19.800 get a booster!

01:15:25.600 We have to

01:15:26.500 stop them.

01:15:27.280 You understand?

01:15:29.920 If we don't

01:15:30.660 tell people,

01:15:31.580 it dies with

01:15:32.620 us,

01:15:33.080 and the younger

01:15:33.760 generation is

01:15:34.580 like,

01:15:35.260 they're literally

01:15:35.960 asking,

01:15:36.660 was it really,

01:15:37.460 you know,

01:15:37.940 they're like 20,

01:15:38.800 they're like 18,

01:15:39.680 they're like,

01:15:40.480 listen,

01:15:40.880 was it always

01:15:41.460 like this?

01:15:42.460 No,

01:15:43.160 kid,

01:15:43.580 no, 1.00

01:15:43.920 it fucking 0.99

01:15:44.240 wasn't at 0.95

01:15:44.780 all.

01:15:45.360 You're not

01:15:45.820 crazy. 1.00

01:15:46.900 This shit is, 1.00

01:15:47.540 this is mental. 1.00

01:15:48.640 The other adults

01:15:49.200 you see walking

01:15:49.720 around that are

01:15:50.680 like,

01:15:51.080 oh,

01:15:51.440 get away from

01:15:53.760 them. 1.00

01:15:54.200 They're fucking 1.00

01:15:54.660 crazy. 1.00

01:15:55.820 They're not

01:15:56.380 paying any

01:15:56.920 attention.

01:15:58.020 They're

01:15:58.160 injecting people

01:15:58.820 with strange

01:15:59.380 chemicals.

01:15:59.920 from psycho

01:16:00.760 billionaires

01:16:01.280 talking about

01:16:01.780 depopulating

01:16:02.320 the planet.

01:16:04.140 You have to

01:16:05.080 be completely

01:16:05.920 out of your 1.00

01:16:06.400 fucking mind 1.00

01:16:07.100 to be at 1.00

01:16:07.920 this point

01:16:08.440 and go,

01:16:09.120 I don't think

01:16:10.000 there's anything

01:16:10.360 wrong.

01:16:11.180 I don't think

01:16:11.720 anything's wrong

01:16:12.360 at all.

01:16:13.100 I'm pretty

01:16:13.720 sure.

01:16:14.040 We're in good

01:16:14.380 hands,

01:16:14.800 you know?

01:16:18.520 There's so

01:16:19.280 many signs,

01:16:20.280 you know,

01:16:21.960 and sometimes

01:16:22.900 I like to think

01:16:23.480 it's funny,

01:16:23.840 like what would,

01:16:24.500 in a comedic

01:16:25.260 sense,

01:16:25.400 like what would

01:16:25.840 God think

01:16:26.540 is just

01:16:29.840 watching you

01:16:30.620 trying to

01:16:31.060 figure it

01:16:31.540 out,

01:16:31.820 like,

01:16:33.620 put the

01:16:35.360 masks back

01:16:35.840 on.

01:16:39.580 Fourth

01:16:40.060 booster.

01:16:40.420 Oh,

01:16:43.200 jeez.

01:16:45.680 Um,

01:16:46.240 oh man, 0.95

01:16:48.460 demon alien 0.77

01:16:49.640 monsters,

01:16:50.400 like what

01:16:50.640 are we

01:16:50.780 going to do?

01:16:51.160 Are they

01:16:54.320 colorblind?

01:16:55.000 Are these

01:16:55.240 the ones

01:16:55.460 that can't

01:16:55.880 see red

01:16:56.260 flags?

01:16:56.720 Is that

01:16:56.920 what,

01:16:57.160 did I

01:16:57.380 do that? 1.00

01:16:58.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:16:59.220 Oh no, 1.00

01:16:59.880 now what

01:17:00.220 am I

01:17:00.360 going to

01:17:00.520 do?

01:17:04.100 Stop

01:17:04.500 creating

01:17:04.940 simulations

01:17:05.600 when you're

01:17:06.040 drunk,

01:17:06.520 God.

01:17:07.140 This is

01:17:07.640 what happens.

01:17:08.920 The rules

01:17:09.360 don't make

01:17:09.840 sense.

01:17:10.340 Nobody

01:17:10.560 knows how

01:17:11.020 to fix

01:17:11.400 anything.

01:17:13.240 Because you

01:17:13.820 were drunk.

01:17:14.840 You were

01:17:15.180 drunk when

01:17:15.600 you did

01:17:15.940 this.

01:17:17.180 Admit it!

01:17:18.400 You made

01:17:19.200 us in your

01:17:19.900 image.

01:17:20.940 Remember?

01:17:22.540 And you're

01:17:23.140 telling me

01:17:23.920 you've never

01:17:25.000 been up

01:17:25.440 late,

01:17:25.900 wait,

01:17:26.360 not even

01:17:28.500 once.

01:17:29.720 Really?

01:17:30.620 Well,

01:17:31.040 introducing 1.00

01:17:31.900 your bastard 1.00

01:17:33.500 son simulation 1.00

01:17:34.760 that you

01:17:35.360 dreamed up 1.00

01:17:36.040 at fucking 0.99

01:17:36.500 five o'clock 1.00

01:17:37.200 in the morning

01:17:37.880 95% of the

01:17:39.760 way through

01:17:40.140 a bottle of

01:17:40.880 rum.

01:17:42.820 Yeah,

01:17:43.620 yeah,

01:17:43.880 we're cutting 0.99

01:17:44.380 dicks off of 0.99

01:17:45.080 kids now. 0.97

01:17:46.080 Woo! 1.00

01:17:46.760 We're fucking, 0.99

01:17:47.380 oh yeah, 0.99

01:17:48.340 it's all good. 0.96

01:17:50.440 pedophiles in 0.98

01:17:52.900 school, 0.98

01:17:53.160 show them 1.00

01:17:53.700 dicks, 1.00

01:17:54.380 you know,

01:17:54.820 oh good,

01:17:55.640 you know,

01:17:56.180 the sky is

01:17:57.020 angry,

01:17:57.700 we must

01:17:58.160 appease it

01:17:58.740 with gold.

01:18:00.000 Holy 1.00

01:18:00.500 fucking 1.00

01:18:01.220 Christ, 1.00

01:18:02.040 man.

01:18:09.360 Everything's

01:18:09.900 fine,

01:18:10.240 everything's

01:18:10.600 totally fine.

01:18:11.360 hey,

01:18:16.600 am I

01:18:17.760 living in

01:18:18.240 India now?

01:18:22.680 I think

01:18:23.480 it was

01:18:23.700 always this

01:18:24.280 way.

01:18:24.740 Ah!

01:18:29.620 Oh,

01:18:30.540 I don't

01:18:30.880 want to use

01:18:31.340 that song

01:18:31.840 again,

01:18:32.220 but it's

01:18:33.420 always in

01:18:33.720 the back

01:18:33.980 of my

01:18:34.180 mind.

01:18:35.780 Ric Flair,

01:18:36.440 I wish

01:18:36.780 Ric Flair

01:18:37.120 was here.

01:18:37.500 I gotta

01:18:43.160 take the 0.54

01:18:43.760 stinking,

01:18:44.860 drinking,

01:18:46.040 no good,

01:18:48.840 smelly,

01:18:49.860 pieces of 1.00

01:18:50.420 trash, 1.00

01:18:51.720 I sent 1.00

01:18:52.220 them back.

01:18:52.960 I gotta

01:18:53.700 go back.

01:18:54.540 Woo! 0.99

01:18:58.320 Oh,

01:18:59.240 Ric Flair

01:18:59.740 is definitely

01:19:00.620 engaged in

01:19:01.440 xenophobia mode

01:19:02.420 tonight.

01:19:02.840 Yeah,

01:19:06.500 we'll see

01:19:07.520 what happens

01:19:09.100 when he gets

01:19:09.600 in the ring.

01:19:11.540 I'm gonna

01:19:12.260 do it

01:19:12.700 faster

01:19:13.340 legally.

01:19:15.840 Yeah,

01:19:16.820 yeah.

01:19:18.120 More

01:19:18.680 faster legally,

01:19:19.520 yeah.

01:19:27.220 Like,

01:19:28.600 I realized

01:19:30.600 the other

01:19:31.000 day,

01:19:31.420 and I

01:19:32.540 think this

01:19:32.940 is

01:19:33.100 revolutionary

01:19:33.580 psychology,

01:19:34.220 guys.

01:19:34.860 I think

01:19:35.340 I figured

01:19:35.720 it out.

01:19:38.020 Our

01:19:38.460 generation,

01:19:39.960 you guys

01:19:40.440 that are

01:19:40.680 like me,

01:19:41.680 that think

01:19:42.460 that,

01:19:42.800 you know,

01:19:43.560 you get

01:19:43.960 right,

01:19:45.240 I figured

01:19:46.200 it out

01:19:46.520 yesterday.

01:19:51.820 The reason

01:19:52.660 we're like

01:19:53.140 this

01:19:53.600 is because

01:19:58.140 we grew

01:19:59.200 up in a

01:19:59.560 time

01:19:59.800 where

01:20:01.440 several

01:20:02.560 times a

01:20:03.120 week

01:20:03.340 we would

01:20:04.280 engage

01:20:04.640 in intense

01:20:05.260 soap opera

01:20:06.340 fantasy.

01:20:08.160 The myths

01:20:08.940 and the

01:20:09.220 legends,

01:20:10.240 that we

01:20:10.480 knew they

01:20:10.760 weren't

01:20:11.000 really

01:20:11.340 true.

01:20:15.100 But

01:20:15.580 at the

01:20:17.060 same time,

01:20:17.800 it was so

01:20:18.240 compelling.

01:20:19.240 It inspired

01:20:20.540 you.

01:20:21.820 It made

01:20:22.260 the mind

01:20:22.680 wonder what

01:20:23.200 was possible.

01:20:23.860 What would

01:20:24.100 it feel like

01:20:24.760 to overcome

01:20:25.260 these obstacles,

01:20:26.360 these odds,

01:20:28.400 and triumph?

01:20:29.800 to fight

01:20:30.400 everybody,

01:20:31.420 everybody in 0.99

01:20:32.300 the goddamn 1.00

01:20:32.960 arena! 1.00

01:20:34.400 It's the

01:20:34.840 Undertaker! 1.00

01:20:35.640 Fuck him! 1.00

01:20:36.340 Stunner! 1.00

01:20:38.100 Triple H to the

01:20:39.140 chair! 1.00

01:20:39.600 Fucking 1.00

01:20:39.920 stunner, 1.00

01:20:40.560 bitch! 1.00

01:20:42.080 Bang! 1.00

01:20:42.620 Bang! 1.00

01:20:43.080 Bang! 1.00

01:20:43.560 Bang! 1.00

01:20:44.980 And you look

01:20:45.800 in the mirror

01:20:46.360 and you realize

01:20:48.500 it's always

01:20:50.680 been about

01:20:51.180 Stone Cold

01:20:51.720 Steve Austin,

01:20:52.440 hasn't it?

01:20:58.800 That's what's

01:20:59.420 wrong with us.

01:21:01.460 We want

01:21:02.320 Stone Cold

01:21:02.820 Steve Austin.

01:21:05.960 We want to

01:21:06.760 hear that

01:21:07.180 glass shatter.

01:21:07.900 And we

01:21:11.800 want to

01:21:12.100 see him

01:21:12.700 say,

01:21:14.200 just kick

01:21:15.240 the door

01:21:15.600 right in.

01:21:17.280 Walk

01:21:17.800 right down

01:21:18.660 the aisle.

01:21:22.980 Hey,

01:21:23.560 Mr.

01:21:23.940 Speaker!

01:21:26.060 Who are

01:21:26.680 you?

01:21:27.540 What?

01:21:29.440 Excuse

01:21:29.920 me?

01:21:30.720 You

01:21:31.040 can't...

01:21:31.380 What?

01:21:33.880 Excuse

01:21:34.360 me, sir.

01:21:34.840 What?

01:21:35.740 What?

01:21:35.860 What?

01:21:35.940 What?

01:21:35.980 What?

01:21:36.020 What?

01:21:36.440 What?

01:21:38.200 Come out

01:21:38.560 and tell you

01:21:38.920 something.

01:21:40.340 Go.

01:21:40.980 Come toss 0.51

01:21:41.540 some gold

01:21:41.880 real quick.

01:21:45.740 Is this

01:21:46.060 about the

01:21:46.400 cost of

01:21:46.720 a...

01:21:46.920 Stunner! 0.99

01:21:47.820 Stunner! 0.99

01:21:48.660 Oh my

01:21:49.100 good!

01:21:49.380 Stunner! 0.99

01:21:49.960 Yes!

01:21:53.700 Bring it

01:21:54.400 back! 0.88

01:21:55.320 Bring

01:21:55.840 back the

01:21:56.300 magic!

01:21:59.220 Save

01:21:59.740 us,

01:22:00.000 Stone Cold!

01:22:00.460 That

01:22:01.460 everyone's

01:22:04.460 heart

01:22:06.460 isn't

01:22:08.040 fear

01:22:08.840 isn't

01:22:09.120 But it

01:22:09.660 wasn't

01:22:09.920 real.

01:22:14.200 But the

01:22:14.740 feelings

01:22:15.100 were real.

01:22:19.640 And the

01:22:23.860 message was

01:22:24.420 real.

01:22:26.920 There's

01:22:27.420 always a

01:22:27.900 stutter.

01:22:30.200 We can

01:22:30.940 win with a

01:22:31.480 stutter!

01:22:31.780 A steel

01:22:35.000 chair!

01:22:36.040 Somebody off

01:22:36.740 the top

01:22:37.120 rope!

01:22:40.540 As long as

01:22:41.300 we're still in

01:22:41.840 the fight!

01:22:42.340 You never

01:22:48.100 know.

01:22:53.600 That was

01:22:54.480 fun.

01:22:56.980 Oh yeah,

01:22:57.700 I used to be a

01:22:58.040 huge wrestling

01:22:58.440 fan when I

01:22:58.880 grew up. 0.55

01:22:59.240 I think a lot

01:22:59.680 of guys were

01:23:00.280 and it's

01:23:02.140 like how do

01:23:02.820 you not

01:23:03.240 kind of

01:23:03.660 base

01:23:04.020 like I

01:23:04.780 think a

01:23:05.020 lot of

01:23:05.280 and

01:23:05.580 there is

01:23:07.200 actually

01:23:07.740 like a

01:23:08.300 fairly solid

01:23:09.100 moral

01:23:09.540 framework

01:23:10.160 about it.

01:23:12.620 See this is

01:23:13.260 what boys

01:23:13.740 use for

01:23:14.200 soap operas

01:23:14.900 you know

01:23:15.220 and there

01:23:16.040 were bad

01:23:16.500 guys and

01:23:17.100 they were

01:23:17.380 legitimately

01:23:17.940 pieces of 1.00

01:23:18.680 shit. 1.00

01:23:19.740 They were 1.00

01:23:20.300 like fucking 1.00

01:23:21.160 people's 1.00

01:23:21.620 wives and

01:23:22.240 stealing

01:23:22.640 things and

01:23:23.400 they were

01:23:24.740 just 0.99

01:23:24.940 dickheads 1.00

01:23:25.520 and they 0.90

01:23:26.040 would always

01:23:27.300 just win

01:23:28.020 somehow

01:23:28.740 you know

01:23:29.300 you get so

01:23:30.340 aggravated and

01:23:31.180 then they

01:23:31.440 would you

01:23:31.840 know finally

01:23:32.420 they've been

01:23:33.200 deposed

01:23:33.780 by someone

01:23:35.840 you know

01:23:36.320 righteous

01:23:36.780 and more

01:23:37.400 you know

01:23:37.760 and he

01:23:38.180 just takes

01:23:38.560 cape

01:23:38.880 you know

01:23:39.500 just gets 1.00

01:23:39.940 the shit 1.00

01:23:40.300 beat out 1.00

01:23:40.600 of him

01:23:40.780 he can't

01:23:41.840 win

01:23:42.040 there's

01:23:42.240 no chance

01:23:42.920 you know

01:23:43.420 and we

01:23:45.820 went from

01:23:46.220 that to

01:23:46.760 like whatever 0.99

01:23:47.420 the fuck's 0.99

01:23:47.840 on TV 1.00

01:23:48.160 now

01:23:48.600 you know

01:23:54.400 who's a

01:23:57.420 real American

01:23:58.120 anyway

01:23:58.960 all that

01:24:05.480 from a

01:24:05.820 Ric Flair

01:24:06.200 see I

01:24:07.440 told you

01:24:07.740 this was

01:24:07.980 just going

01:24:08.220 to be

01:24:08.380 random

01:24:08.780 shambling

01:24:09.200 craziness

01:24:09.760 today

01:24:10.020 old school

01:24:11.260 we're only

01:24:11.820 an hour

01:24:12.120 and a

01:24:12.320 holy 1.00

01:24:13.320 fuck 1.00

01:24:13.840 man 1.00

01:24:14.160 I really

01:24:14.660 thought

01:24:15.020 I've been

01:24:16.240 going hard

01:24:16.840 I'm tired

01:24:17.500 maybe I'm

01:24:18.720 just going

01:24:18.980 to sleep

01:24:19.400 no it's

01:24:20.300 crazy

01:24:20.620 I don't 0.65

01:24:20.960 even

01:24:21.100 sleep

01:24:21.620 unfortunately

01:24:24.620 an ear

01:24:29.300 to hear

01:24:29.980 this is not

01:24:31.040 only do

01:24:31.320 17 year olds

01:24:31.960 fly drones 1.00

01:24:32.600 and fuck 0.99

01:24:32.940 people up 0.98

01:24:33.420 it's all

01:24:34.420 live on the

01:24:34.880 internet now

01:24:35.380 too

01:24:35.620 telegram is

01:24:36.140 crazy

01:24:36.460 play some

01:24:36.900 days

01:24:37.140 yeah

01:24:37.520 that was

01:24:38.120 no joke

01:24:38.600 like you

01:24:39.040 can see

01:24:39.520 like the 1.00

01:24:40.760 worst shit 1.00

01:24:41.220 imaginable 1.00

01:24:41.740 on one of

01:24:42.180 these

01:24:42.360 if you know

01:24:43.460 where to

01:24:43.640 look

01:24:43.820 like there's

01:24:44.460 just nothing

01:24:44.840 worse

01:24:45.220 yep

01:24:46.580 that's

01:24:47.100 that's it

01:24:48.860 that's horrible

01:24:49.740 nightmare

01:24:50.700 that's

01:24:51.260 yeah

01:24:51.520 that's

01:24:52.200 that's

01:24:53.200 somebody that

01:24:53.540 was on

01:24:53.800 fire and

01:24:54.240 got turned

01:24:54.560 inside out

01:24:55.120 and then

01:24:56.460 gnawed at

01:24:56.820 by dogs

01:24:57.380 yeah

01:24:58.020 and that's

01:24:58.600 yeah

01:24:59.040 those are

01:24:59.680 of course

01:25:00.060 dead children

01:25:00.640 headless

01:25:01.060 children

01:25:01.440 so things

01:25:01.940 like that

01:25:02.480 and over

01:25:03.860 here we have

01:25:04.460 the mass

01:25:04.800 grave

01:25:05.120 you know

01:25:05.460 it's like

01:25:06.280 it's not the

01:25:08.040 same as seeing

01:25:08.700 it and being

01:25:09.240 there and you

01:25:09.820 know smell

01:25:10.200 and everything

01:25:10.620 but it is

01:25:12.440 definitely shocking

01:25:13.040 to people that

01:25:13.600 have not seen

01:25:14.240 stuff like that

01:25:14.900 and there's a

01:25:17.160 there's a

01:25:17.860 there's a feeling

01:25:19.380 to it isn't

01:25:19.940 there

01:25:20.120 there's like

01:25:20.560 a

01:25:21.080 or maybe

01:25:27.980 it's just

01:25:28.280 me

01:25:28.600 is this

01:25:29.000 a

01:25:29.140 is this

01:25:29.440 a PTSD

01:25:29.880 thing

01:25:30.400 boys help

01:25:32.240 me out

01:25:32.420 what's

01:25:32.580 going on

01:25:33.040 you know

01:25:33.760 it's like

01:25:34.460 you can

01:25:34.820 almost

01:25:35.360 I don't

01:25:36.920 know

01:25:37.100 because

01:25:37.260 we never

01:25:37.680 had this 1.00

01:25:38.060 shit 1.00

01:25:38.240 when I 0.99

01:25:38.520 was

01:25:38.740 you know

01:25:39.140 young

01:25:40.040 I did

01:25:40.380 see the

01:25:40.740 Nicholas

01:25:41.060 Berg 0.76

01:25:41.380 beheading 0.92

01:25:41.800 video 0.98

01:25:42.140 when that 0.99

01:25:43.120 fucking 1.00

01:25:43.400 came out 1.00

01:25:44.080 when that

01:25:44.560 dropped 0.99

01:25:45.000 when fucking 1.00

01:25:45.820 Al Qaeda 1.00

01:25:46.520 dropped its

01:25:47.100 album

01:25:47.460 of beheading 1.00

01:25:48.860 a fucking 1.00

01:25:49.220 human being 1.00

01:25:49.760 on video

01:25:50.180 and sending

01:25:50.800 it to the 1.00

01:25:51.300 holy fuck 1.00

01:25:52.960 you know 1.00

01:25:53.220 it was crazy

01:25:53.880 but there's

01:25:57.160 a there's

01:25:57.520 like a

01:25:58.020 there's like

01:25:58.900 a presence

01:25:59.400 and it's

01:25:59.880 that's the

01:26:00.340 feeling of

01:26:00.760 death

01:26:01.100 like when

01:26:03.880 you're around

01:26:04.400 it and even

01:26:04.920 when you see

01:26:05.460 like videos

01:26:06.680 and footage

01:26:07.060 of dead

01:26:07.420 people

01:26:07.820 and people

01:26:08.200 like there's

01:26:08.920 this weird

01:26:09.240 there's a

01:26:09.800 there's like

01:26:10.400 a physical

01:26:10.880 I don't know

01:26:11.460 how else to

01:26:11.780 describe it

01:26:12.300 I don't think

01:26:13.300 I've ever

01:26:13.500 talked about

01:26:13.960 that out loud

01:26:14.420 before

01:26:14.760 does anybody

01:26:15.120 know what

01:26:15.840 I'm talking

01:26:16.140 about

01:26:16.400 it's like

01:26:19.960 a it's

01:26:20.420 like kind

01:26:20.680 of a dull

01:26:21.200 like sobering

01:26:23.000 like it's

01:26:24.020 weird

01:26:24.400 I don't

01:26:28.600 know

01:26:28.800 maybe I'm

01:26:29.340 just going

01:26:29.580 crazy

01:26:29.940 but yeah 0.77

01:26:31.760 I just

01:26:31.960 thought of

01:26:32.200 that now

01:26:32.560 speaking

01:26:34.400 because I

01:26:34.780 just recently

01:26:35.400 watched a bunch

01:26:35.920 of crazy 0.99

01:26:36.300 war porn 0.98

01:26:36.840 and I'm 0.97

01:26:37.060 like you

01:26:37.400 can still

01:26:37.960 there's a

01:26:38.800 hint of it

01:26:39.300 right

01:26:39.580 like that

01:26:41.380 old

01:26:41.660 what was

01:26:42.160 that

01:26:42.420 who is

01:26:42.880 you

01:26:43.000 who are

01:26:43.420 you

01:26:43.680 I am

01:26:44.600 the presence

01:26:45.100 of death

01:26:45.640 you know 1.00

01:26:45.980 it's a fucking 0.98

01:26:46.500 weird feeling 0.99

01:26:47.180 and it's probably

01:26:49.220 true

01:26:49.480 it's probably

01:26:49.920 like your

01:26:50.560 instinct being

01:26:51.180 like this is

01:26:51.800 you should

01:26:52.440 get away

01:26:52.940 from this

01:26:53.500 danger

01:26:54.580 you know

01:26:55.240 people are

01:26:56.240 getting their 0.98

01:26:56.480 heads cut off 1.00

01:26:57.180 go the other 0.97

01:26:57.920 way

01:26:58.200 don't go

01:26:58.700 this way

01:26:59.140 so now we

01:27:02.100 have a bunch

01:27:02.400 of completely

01:27:02.740 desensitized

01:27:03.380 people that

01:27:03.800 are walking

01:27:04.100 around

01:27:04.380 people just

01:27:06.840 getting knifed

01:27:07.300 in the 0.89

01:27:07.480 street

01:27:07.740 cool

01:27:10.100 good

01:27:11.320 nothing shocks

01:27:13.640 anybody anymore

01:27:14.320 huh

01:27:14.640 alright

01:27:15.580 didn't take

01:27:16.640 long you know

01:27:17.160 when people

01:27:17.880 shot at

01:27:18.380 president

01:27:18.700 kennedy

01:27:19.180 do you know

01:27:22.100 you know the

01:27:22.480 scene of the

01:27:22.940 mob like

01:27:23.460 running

01:27:23.980 like he's

01:27:25.840 already like

01:27:26.220 you know

01:27:27.160 and the

01:27:27.620 motorcade's

01:27:28.360 just like

01:27:29.060 hitting the

01:27:29.680 he was

01:27:30.800 hitting the

01:27:31.100 brakes for

01:27:31.480 some reason

01:27:31.920 which is the

01:27:32.420 exact opposite

01:27:32.960 of what you're

01:27:33.260 supposed to do

01:27:33.600 in an ambush 1.00

01:27:34.140 what a fucking 1.00

01:27:36.080 trained secret 1.00

01:27:36.680 service driver

01:27:37.240 know that I

01:27:37.740 don't I

01:27:38.140 don't know

01:27:38.600 anyway and

01:27:39.960 then they

01:27:40.240 speed away

01:27:40.740 but there's a

01:27:41.360 crowd of people

01:27:41.920 like running

01:27:42.500 and a lot of

01:27:43.620 documentaries frame

01:27:44.480 it like

01:27:44.960 they're running

01:27:46.080 away oh

01:27:46.620 they're shooting

01:27:47.160 whatever no

01:27:47.760 they're running

01:27:48.480 towards the

01:27:49.460 gunman

01:27:50.100 dozens of

01:27:51.340 people see

01:27:52.800 someone shooting

01:27:53.700 at president

01:27:54.280 kennedy and

01:27:55.440 dozens of

01:27:56.100 people were 1.00

01:27:56.720 like fuck 1.00

01:27:57.760 that guy and 1.00

01:27:58.980 start charging

01:27:59.820 after him

01:28:00.660 many of those

01:28:02.980 people were

01:28:03.800 then died

01:28:04.700 mysteriously by

01:28:05.780 the way and

01:28:07.440 the mathematical

01:28:08.120 and I mean like

01:28:09.120 19 of them the

01:28:10.460 mathematical odds

01:28:11.340 of this were

01:28:11.840 like some

01:28:12.820 some scientist

01:28:13.500 did the like

01:28:14.100 the advanced

01:28:14.500 math on it he's

01:28:15.100 like trillions

01:28:15.720 to one like of

01:28:17.080 course they were

01:28:17.560 murdered and

01:28:18.260 that's that feeling

01:28:18.820 I was talking

01:28:19.160 about before

01:28:19.660 you know that's

01:28:20.960 what happened

01:28:21.340 right no I

01:28:22.740 mean just it's

01:28:23.500 statistically unlikely

01:28:24.500 sure but there

01:28:25.300 are factors

01:28:25.840 invariable she

01:28:26.920 she she she

01:28:27.440 stop stop stop

01:28:28.420 stop reddit guy

01:28:30.080 no no no no

01:28:30.900 you're lying to

01:28:32.740 yourself again

01:28:33.480 remember we went

01:28:34.380 over this just

01:28:36.640 say you want to

01:28:37.220 put it in your

01:28:37.660 mouth just say 0.79

01:28:38.440 it out loud just

01:28:39.280 once you know

01:28:40.160 you don't have to

01:28:40.420 say it to me

01:28:40.740 right now do it

01:28:41.860 in the closet or

01:28:43.360 maybe in the

01:28:43.840 bathroom whatever

01:28:44.420 but just you know

01:28:45.120 let's start being

01:28:45.500 honest with

01:28:45.880 ourselves okay

01:28:47.060 what's wrong

01:28:50.680 with these

01:28:50.900 people

01:28:51.200 oh god

01:28:54.520 I forgot what

01:28:55.480 I was talking

01:28:55.780 about now I

01:28:56.200 got too wrapped

01:28:56.720 up in that

01:28:57.080 I got too

01:28:58.320 wrapped up in

01:28:58.720 the taunting I

01:28:59.360 forgot what I

01:28:59.800 was about to 0.99

01:29:00.660 point out damn 0.99

01:29:01.480 it damn it 0.98

01:29:03.160 I hate when that 0.99

01:29:04.700 happens

01:29:05.060 help me out

01:29:09.660 line you know

01:29:12.000 yeah this is all

01:29:12.980 this is the feds

01:29:13.860 this is a fed

01:29:14.660 up there's an 1.00

01:29:16.800 idiot in my 1.00

01:29:17.380 fucking basement 1.00

01:29:18.020 surrounded by wood 1.00

01:29:18.820 and pretend 0.99

01:29:19.420 fucking look at 1.00

01:29:20.160 this fucking look 1.00

01:29:20.880 at this what are 1.00

01:29:23.780 you talking about

01:29:24.460 man he's a 0.71

01:29:25.880 terrorist mastermind 1.00

01:29:27.040 you're a fucking 1.00

01:29:27.680 retard my whole 1.00

01:29:33.860 life I was deeply

01:29:34.960 suspicious that

01:29:35.740 everyone in charge 0.99

01:29:36.660 was retarded and 0.99

01:29:38.200 then I was like 0.97

01:29:39.100 let's see you know

01:29:40.220 let's see how bad

01:29:41.060 they are and it

01:29:42.040 turns out yep

01:29:43.040 they're just as 1.00

01:29:43.780 retarded as I 1.00

01:29:44.400 always thought

01:29:44.900 they were and

01:29:46.080 now I live in a

01:29:46.720 world where I

01:29:47.160 can never unknow

01:29:47.960 that and I

01:29:48.940 I think I may

01:29:50.480 I'm one of few

01:29:51.400 people in the

01:29:53.060 whole world

01:29:53.660 outside of like

01:29:54.860 maybe Derek and

01:29:57.040 Alex and you

01:30:01.080 know I remember

01:30:02.720 Morgan once early

01:30:03.920 on she was like

01:30:04.780 I still weren't

01:30:05.600 sure if you were a

01:30:06.180 fed or not

01:30:06.720 like what but

01:30:12.280 outside of like

01:30:13.060 probably that you

01:30:15.060 can you can never

01:30:15.900 be positive can

01:30:16.960 you you can never

01:30:17.500 be 100% sure

01:30:18.700 because it's there's

01:30:19.440 always that

01:30:20.040 possibility right so

01:30:22.380 you can tell

01:30:22.860 yourself that but I

01:30:24.940 don't have that

01:30:26.520 luxury do you

01:30:27.900 understand I don't

01:30:30.460 have the ability to

01:30:31.860 look to pretend like

01:30:33.620 it's not as bad as

01:30:34.720 it looks because I

01:30:35.680 know it is because

01:30:38.400 it was like I was I

01:30:39.700 was here the whole

01:30:40.480 time I know my

01:30:42.140 life is this is 0.99

01:30:43.600 fucking insane 1.00

01:30:44.520 these people are 1.00

01:30:45.800 completely retarded 1.00

01:30:47.000 there are senators 0.98

01:30:48.800 and members of

01:30:50.940 cabinet reading

01:30:52.900 papers describing a

01:30:55.680 hilarious alternate

01:30:56.900 reality of me where

01:30:59.360 I'm commanding a

01:31:00.360 national militia

01:31:01.900 poised and ready to

01:31:03.280 overthrow the

01:31:04.000 government and not

01:31:05.100 just Canada America

01:31:06.540 America is at risk

01:31:07.260 as well and they

01:31:09.820 have they are

01:31:10.480 highly trained and

01:31:11.620 efficient and armed

01:31:12.400 and have a steel

01:31:13.080 resolve and like

01:31:17.280 are we just gonna 0.87

01:31:18.200 fucking pretend that 0.97

01:31:19.400 didn't happen 1.00

01:31:20.100 hey are you fucking 0.99

01:31:24.980 kidding stop stop 1.00

01:31:26.300 stop it stop

01:31:27.540 remember when

01:31:28.220 remember when you

01:31:29.760 thought that and

01:31:31.540 then you were like 1.00

01:31:32.080 holy shit you know 0.99

01:31:32.880 what we should do 0.99

01:31:33.520 martial law

01:31:34.320 obviously yeah and

01:31:35.740 then everybody

01:31:36.220 looked into it and

01:31:37.120 they're like oh

01:31:37.920 you're just insanely 1.00

01:31:39.240 dumb and we're all 1.00

01:31:41.520 just gonna pretend that 1.00

01:31:42.600 that didn't happen and

01:31:44.160 just go on with our

01:31:44.920 lives like that I

01:31:47.080 don't know for a 1.00

01:31:48.860 fucking fact I'll go 1.00

01:31:51.200 to my grave I'll 1.00

01:31:52.640 swear to it you cut

01:31:53.520 my eyes out that I 1.00

01:31:54.920 know in my fucking 0.99

01:31:56.400 soul that you as a 1.00

01:31:58.240 fucking senator as a 1.00

01:31:59.480 cabinet minister 1.00

01:32:00.220 somebody entrusted with

01:32:01.240 that level of power in

01:32:01.960 this country somebody

01:32:02.520 just hands you

01:32:03.260 something and you 1.00

01:32:04.220 just fucking read it 0.99

01:32:05.400 and you just pretend 1.00

01:32:06.460 like you know what

01:32:06.980 you're talking about

01:32:07.580 and you just go home

01:32:08.600 and take your money I

01:32:10.660 know that about you and 1.00

01:32:13.380 that fucking bothers you 1.00

01:32:14.720 doesn't it how how dare 0.99

01:32:18.660 I right how dare I how 0.99

01:32:22.520 dare I you disgusting 1.00

01:32:26.680 fucking parasite how 1.00

01:32:29.660 how could I not how could 1.00

01:32:32.380 I not it's like resisting

01:32:36.580 the urge to like pop a

01:32:38.240 bubble you know you're 0.59

01:32:42.860 you're like oh you know

01:32:48.040 how there's some things

01:32:48.720 that people just can't

01:32:49.400 stand not like a phobia but

01:32:52.860 like there's a there's a

01:32:54.280 thing that just like a the

01:32:56.080 sound of styropoam moving 0.98

01:32:58.180 around like it just fucking 0.99

01:32:59.360 you know some people some 0.99

01:33:01.760 people don't mind it

01:33:02.460 though it doesn't bother

01:33:03.040 me but it oh my god I

01:33:06.380 shouldn't say this out

01:33:07.140 loud it's gonna be used to

01:33:07.900 torture me in the future

01:33:08.580 now but there are things

01:33:11.800 some people can't stand

01:33:12.860 certain smells certain

01:33:14.140 tastes certain music and

01:33:15.960 it and it gives them a

01:33:17.000 physical reaction this is

01:33:18.460 real right this is real and

01:33:21.080 they and they turn it off

01:33:23.260 you know I hate that right

01:33:24.960 see that's how I feel

01:33:29.720 about those people I can't

01:33:33.960 help it I can't help it I

01:33:36.480 see what you're doing and

01:33:37.520 I'm like oh my oh my god

01:33:40.020 oh you know and it's it's

01:33:42.180 like involuntary so I mean I

01:33:43.880 thought we're all about

01:33:44.640 inclusion and acceptance okay

01:33:47.080 I'm out here bearing my soul

01:33:49.580 to you you know and you're

01:33:53.680 like oh well we're not gonna

01:33:55.300 include and accept and

01:33:56.640 tolerate an extremely honest

01:33:59.700 man who says exactly what he 0.99

01:34:01.920 fucking thinks 0.99

01:34:02.640 what's going on boys come on 1.00

01:34:12.180 now come on now you got

01:34:20.380 butthurt and I'm making you 0.83

01:34:25.360 really mad and you're acting 1.00

01:34:28.340 like a fucking baby about it 1.00

01:34:31.020 it is that simple I think 1.00

01:34:35.320 unfortunately the fucking dude 1.00

01:34:38.500 the world we live in Elon Musk 0.99

01:34:41.100 said something once that I'm

01:34:43.180 like I I see it like I see

01:34:44.880 what he means I think he's

01:34:47.680 right and it doesn't doesn't

01:34:49.780 mean best and it really

01:34:52.220 depends on your kind of

01:34:53.840 worldview and your outlook like

01:34:55.660 the things I think the way

01:34:56.700 your mind is set up but he

01:34:57.640 said the most entertaining

01:35:00.480 outcome is the most likely and

01:35:04.420 I think about that and I'm

01:35:05.540 like when you put it that way

01:35:08.860 and you measure the absurdity of

01:35:13.120 the world of history like how 1.00

01:35:14.620 just fucking stupid so many 1.00

01:35:15.960 things are and you're like this 1.00

01:35:19.260 stupidest most retarded fucked up 1.00

01:35:21.340 fake gay insane thing that's 1.00

01:35:24.100 probably what's gonna happen and 1.00

01:35:26.080 it's just been increasing in in

01:35:27.980 retardation and fakeness and 0.95

01:35:29.580 gayness exponents you know into

01:35:31.720 numbers that you know yet we have

01:35:33.520 able to design quantum computing

01:35:35.660 hasn't caught up with the numbers 0.97

01:35:36.700 of exponents of how fake gay and 0.99

01:35:39.080 you know it's gotten insane 0.97

01:35:42.920 this is kind of a recurring theme

01:35:45.760 people don't I don't know if

01:35:47.440 they've just drifted downstream and

01:35:49.520 they're too busy looking at the sky

01:35:50.640 we've we've come a long way I think

01:35:53.880 we're lost oh the lights are so

01:35:57.680 pretty though I think you really need

01:36:00.700 to look down but I love this sky like

01:36:04.340 there's a waterfall coming you know

01:36:06.340 I want to stay here forever

01:36:08.600 jaded matter and thank you very much

01:36:11.160 appreciate you you're a great

01:36:13.700 longtime supporter I appreciate you 0.99

01:36:15.360 a true friend will stab you in the 0.99

01:36:16.660 front and next time giant Mike 0.98

01:36:19.980 toe jam shows up in the chat can I 0.68

01:36:22.300 send him to the ninth circle of hell

01:36:23.720 forever hey if you want to use it if 0.99

01:36:26.400 you want to use your wand you go

01:36:27.540 right to you go right ahead do

01:36:29.780 whatever you got to do you do

01:36:31.460 whatever you got to do to keep

01:36:32.420 people safe because we were just

01:36:33.860 talking about body odors weren't we

01:36:35.380 not long ago that must have voted

01:36:38.700 what attracted them that's what it

01:36:40.420 was that's the thing about people

01:36:44.180 that have a general stench is that I

01:36:47.140 don't know maybe this is why there's

01:36:48.620 some kind of superpower to it they

01:36:49.860 seem to stick together in a lot of

01:36:51.260 cases I don't know maybe the other

01:36:52.880 mask each other or maybe they draw on

01:36:54.540 collective stench they may be a

01:36:56.220 stench powered mob guys perhaps we 0.95

01:36:59.040 can destroy and dismantle antifa by

01:37:01.960 by perfume fragrance bombing of some

01:37:04.320 kind aerosol time release IED you know

01:37:07.260 and we just make them all smell good

01:37:08.880 and then it may break the spell it may

01:37:13.840 be stench related I'm just noticing now

01:37:15.720 how many of them are repulsively you

01:37:18.880 know and they hang and they're take

01:37:19.960 they'd like each other though so it's

01:37:21.920 like hmm you know maybe we just got to 0.88

01:37:26.780 hose them down maybe there's parasites 0.89

01:37:28.720 maybe that's because they're so gross 0.99

01:37:30.060 and dirty and revolting there's 0.99

01:37:32.260 parasites that have evolved as a new 0.99

01:37:34.640 life form on the on the kind of layer

01:37:37.220 of of the film like the let the you

01:37:39.480 know the goblins I they have like a

01:37:40.920 layer of like you know grime or like

01:37:43.720 they're weathered in a way it gives

01:37:49.180 them some kind of some kind of ability

01:37:51.060 maybe maybe if we strip them of that

01:37:58.440 the mental illness will dissipate maybe

01:37:59.920 just temporarily enough that we can

01:38:01.460 make grain some ground hair analysis

01:38:03.880 you're hilarious and your impressions

01:38:05.100 are gold thanks for the laughter you're

01:38:06.620 welcome sir yeah it's funny how like I

01:38:09.300 can be in the like I'm not kidding like 0.98

01:38:11.080 the most angry fucking murderous mood and 0.96

01:38:15.120 then this is what happens I'm still very I 0.98

01:38:18.380 mean I'm joking around but for real

01:38:21.200 though like we gotta we gotta we need

01:38:23.340 people gotta go in the oblivion pit man

01:38:25.220 this is crazy oh we're going to 0.63

01:38:28.180 experiment on your children now oh are 1.00

01:38:30.580 we are we doing that now holy fuck boys 1.00

01:38:32.740 um any any day now anybody wants to 1.00

01:38:36.980 fucking chime in on wait a minute this 0.98

01:38:39.200 might be getting weird you know speak up 0.99

01:38:41.380 it's getting strange isn't it Julio thank

01:38:44.520 you sir he says about time I paid for my 0.98

01:38:45.940 free entertainment this sucks it's free 1.00

01:38:49.580 retard leave it's free what do you care 1.00

01:38:51.680 what do you stand on the side of the

01:38:52.840 road and yell at somebody who's a busker 0.96

01:38:54.300 that sucked like oh are you playing 0.97

01:39:00.260 something what do you know you're just 1.00

01:39:01.500 a dick you're a dickhead you're comic 1.00

01:39:03.140 book guy well we'll see very good you're 1.00

01:39:06.200 not even very good you're a waste of a

01:39:08.200 person we could have had another guy 0.74

01:39:10.960 playing the guitar and honestly he wasn't

01:39:12.660 that bad we could have had two of those

01:39:14.400 instead we got you we got you we got fat 1.00

01:39:17.060 gross stinky you why do you all stink 0.99

01:39:20.360 why why why why do they insist upon it 0.99

01:39:25.780 they must know they smell bad or is it is

01:39:31.360 that just the aroma they're like no I

01:39:32.720 shower every day well then it must be the

01:39:34.620 aroma of evil it must be some kind of

01:39:37.500 warning system that our ancestors forgot

01:39:40.460 to warn us about like look guys if 1.00

01:39:42.340 everybody starts to just smell like shit 0.99

01:39:43.920 and it's like the apocalypse is coming 1.00

01:39:46.320 okay just keep just pass that on pass

01:39:48.460 that on the next you know when hordes of

01:39:52.540 people are getting together they're just

01:39:53.680 like oh god like that's that that's okay

01:39:56.520 so that's the goblin horde and that's you

01:39:58.800 know they're the harbingers of death

01:40:00.340 essentially so keep your eyes out

01:40:04.080 thanks great great grandfather you know

01:40:09.300 nope they were drinking in coal mines and 0.99

01:40:11.020 forgot to tell us and now we're fucking 0.99

01:40:12.300 taken by surprise yet again yet again 0.97

01:40:14.960 he says I can't decide which impression I

01:40:18.500 like better Arnold or walking anyway I've

01:40:20.400 got some money so take my money dndf thank

01:40:23.740 you for the money I don't need it but I like

01:40:28.520 it I like to use it use it on people things

01:40:32.700 you know adventures really you could get

01:40:38.940 creative with it you can see your enemies

01:40:44.380 driven before you and hear the lamentation

01:40:47.200 of the women and then you can party

01:40:50.520 Wahatonin says I keep picturing children's 1.00

01:40:53.280 shoes in concentration camps when I hear

01:40:54.920 about mutilating children piles of 0.99

01:40:59.040 children's shoes is a fucking dark thing 1.00

01:41:01.380 to see in imagine what the fuck am I 1.00

01:41:07.520 looking at where am I oh this is the 0.99

01:41:11.180 children's murder facility oh I must have

01:41:15.720 taken a long turn somewhere in the

01:41:17.440 ninth circle of hell here now got you 0.55

01:41:21.540 oh oh black belt distances get it thank

01:41:26.520 you sir and I got you wallbanger it's

01:41:32.160 when John Friend gave his speech at

01:41:33.940 Occupy Wall Street about Jews owning 0.93

01:41:36.360 Wall Street the whole thing fell apart

01:41:38.300 immediately is that what I don't remember

01:41:42.380 that it went on and on it just kind of

01:41:46.280 gradually got worn down because there

01:41:48.740 were pockets that were for months and

01:41:50.780 months in like California New York there

01:41:56.180 was a few cities where it was like this

01:41:57.700 is still going on you know and I think

01:42:00.800 they just but maybe I don't know did

01:42:02.700 that take the steam out of it interesting

01:42:05.340 I don't remember that exactly that was

01:42:08.520 around the time when I started to like

01:42:10.100 look over the fence like what's going on

01:42:14.800 over there I can imagine they almost

01:42:16.720 shut down they almost defeated the US

01:42:18.320 government it seemed like for a for a

01:42:19.920 minute it was like this could be it there 1.00

01:42:22.920 were millions of people being like fuck 0.99

01:42:24.920 this it was crazy man you don't remember 1.00

01:42:27.840 it was fucked you turn on TV and you're 0.99

01:42:30.440 like New York is in full revolt today 1.00

01:42:32.680 Thomas millions of people have shut down

01:42:34.480 the city they refuse to work and they're

01:42:37.120 not going anywhere until essentially they

01:42:40.040 overthrow the government the same things

01:42:43.040 happen in California Tim whoa but alas it

01:42:50.400 was not to be there wasn't enough rage

01:42:52.620 against the machine music videos to keep

01:42:54.060 it going fortunately I think I'm keep

01:43:01.820 thought and I keep thought and thought I

01:43:03.560 forgot one Godzilla says contrary to fake

01:43:08.260 propaganda I assure you nukes are very

01:43:10.120 real I suspect they are they spend a lot

01:43:12.200 of money on those and there's a lot of

01:43:14.280 people employed and I've known men in

01:43:16.100 the US military that I've you know hung

01:43:18.540 out with ate slept at their house you

01:43:20.900 know who worked in you know missile silos

01:43:24.760 nuclear weapons so I don't are they

01:43:27.600 pretend missiles like I don't know like

01:43:29.200 how far how far does the ruse go you

01:43:32.060 know how many people are involved and

01:43:37.980 they don't think about things right so

01:43:39.300 the video earlier was talking about the

01:43:41.880 house being blown apart or whatever and

01:43:44.020 this guy's like how do you who's filming 0.99

01:43:46.160 the fucking cabin man like I mean what 0.99

01:43:49.240 the I mean what that's not a fucking how 0.99

01:43:51.440 do you know that's even the real footage 0.93

01:43:54.380 who was meant to see that have you thought

01:43:56.600 of this have you thought of why this was

01:43:58.740 filmed in the first place what did they

01:44:00.500 intend by making this video you've

01:44:03.300 developed a weapon so powerful you can 1.00

01:44:05.380 destroy a fucking city with one holy shit 1.00

01:44:08.460 holy fuck whoa and you're the first one 1.00

01:44:13.260 and you're like I'm fucking king of the 1.00

01:44:14.860 world now I just became king of the world 0.99

01:44:17.460 I I have a thing that I can just throw at

01:44:20.880 your city and it doesn't exist anymore I'm

01:44:23.340 like God now how many of these do we have 0.95

01:44:26.340 make fucking thousands of these right and 0.95

01:44:31.900 then people are like oh there's a super 0.98

01:44:34.660 bomb what is this and they see this video

01:44:36.840 and they're like that's not even how a new

01:44:38.720 nuclear blast would go yeah you're probably

01:44:41.060 right they probably made it as propaganda so

01:44:42.780 they didn't want them they want they want 1.00

01:44:44.540 them to know they have this shit but they're 1.00

01:44:45.780 not going to show you how it fucking works 1.00

01:44:47.340 you're going to experience that shit in real 1.00

01:44:49.400 time they're not going to show you real 1.00

01:44:51.420 fucking test footage of top secret 0.97

01:44:54.200 super weapons dude what do you think it 0.99

01:44:58.040 was filmed for oh they were just keeping

01:44:59.780 record

01:45:00.080 oh we just ended up on YouTube from the 0.93

01:45:05.900 secret from the top secret fucking 0.98

01:45:08.700 nuclear labs of the super weapons it's 0.99

01:45:11.460 deep in the Nevada desert it got uploaded

01:45:14.340 into YouTube how did it how did it get

01:45:25.260 have you ever let me just put it this

01:45:27.760 way have you ever been in a top secret

01:45:29.580 facility I have okay and the concept of

01:45:33.700 this is is hilarious but I don't even know

01:45:40.080 what to say there was wars fought over

01:45:44.060 this technology there's people getting

01:45:45.880 assassinated Israel went on this huge 1.00

01:45:48.240 fucking mission to steal all the shit 1.00

01:45:49.960 from the new plant in America they stole 1.00

01:45:51.780 nuclear weapons technology from the

01:45:53.140 United States nearly started a war they

01:45:56.620 almost got caught they got away with it

01:45:58.360 why why just to get you just to get you

01:46:04.600 come on man there's got to be something

01:46:07.160 to this last footage is all fake it

01:46:10.560 probably is I agree a lot of it probably

01:46:13.780 could be and the Russians have their own

01:46:15.760 fake videos like how do did you did you 0.99

01:46:18.860 fucking see it for yourself for all these 0.99

01:46:25.640 for all these people that are like you 0.99

01:46:27.160 know they're like moon landing bro it's

01:46:28.540 all fake like okay okay but the nuke

01:46:31.040 videos are not they're fake why they fake

01:46:33.660 because they're not real maybe or daddy's

01:46:42.280 not gonna show you what's in the tickle

01:46:43.500 trunk you know it's like they're having a 0.86

01:46:46.940 dick measuring kind of trust us ours is 1.00

01:46:48.700 fucking huge the Russians have a giant 0.99

01:46:50.840 you know and they would measure the 0.99

01:46:53.460 Richter scale like that's one way they

01:46:55.060 know all this Richter scale data when

01:46:57.040 they do these these test runs of these 0.99

01:46:58.560 bombs it's like cause the fucking 0.99

01:47:00.200 earthquake you know it's like lots of 0.99

01:47:03.880 independent people can like very yeah it

01:47:05.720 shook the ground at all this kind of a

01:47:07.120 compare and that's how they would

01:47:08.120 measure what they thought the size of

01:47:09.340 the bomb was the Russians would try and 0.99

01:47:10.980 guess what the Americans were doing

01:47:12.040 the Americans were trying to guess what

01:47:13.000 the with you know they'd have stations

01:47:14.880 out there people measuring for 0.99

01:47:16.120 fucking seismic you know disturbances 0.99

01:47:18.660 near suspected Russian bomb test sites 0.99

01:47:20.620 so they could spy and figure out what

01:47:22.260 they were building like all of this is

01:47:24.740 fake too though like you're you're

01:47:27.880 asking me to believe a lot okay I

01:47:29.880 don't know how much you're asking nukes

01:47:31.600 are fake bro you're asking she did to

01:47:34.160 ignore a lot of what I know is real like

01:47:36.700 a lot of it and it seems very strange

01:47:38.760 that all of this this seems I mean I

01:47:42.260 can touch it you know like this seems

01:47:43.780 very I mean I don't know I a lot going

01:47:47.400 on here unlike some other things like a

01:47:51.800 Saudi Arabian passport being found in

01:47:53.760 the rubble of World Trade Center

01:47:54.960 completely untouched oh look we found

01:47:57.840 the evidence oh well that's convenient I

01:48:01.860 thought it would have incinerated in the 0.99

01:48:03.560 fire fuck ball and then the building 1.00

01:48:06.120 came down oh a huge building massive 1.00

01:48:09.260 oh dog there there it is there it is

01:48:13.080 wow oh my goodness how many people

01:48:15.460 remember that that's I'm not making a 0.97

01:48:18.340 fucking word of that up go look it up 0.94

01:48:20.700 we found us we found the hijackers 0.99

01:48:22.760 passport at the at the bombs at the 0.99

01:48:24.560 base of the fucking rubble like he 0.99

01:48:26.640 threw it out of a window before he went 1.00

01:48:27.980 in

01:48:28.740 throw my passport throw it

01:48:31.300 okay

01:48:32.280 lands oh look it must be his calling

01:48:35.480 card what are you what is he the 1.00

01:48:36.860 fucking riddler now 1.00

01:48:37.980 he's throwing why what are you talking 1.00

01:48:41.980 about

01:48:42.300 what and he and he was at the front of

01:48:46.320 the plane presumably as the pilot he's

01:48:49.480 the first thing to collide with that 1.00

01:48:50.920 fucking tower 0.99

01:48:51.660 oh but then the planes aren't real too 0.99

01:48:54.640 and then oh god you know I just

01:48:56.240 listen we all know who's doing it just

01:49:01.400 make it stop you know we just wanted to

01:49:05.060 stop we want the craziness to stop it's

01:49:08.140 it's too much it's you're it's too guys

01:49:10.620 we've been putting up with a lot and I'm

01:49:14.980 telling you people are getting upset

01:49:16.260 may not seem like it may seem like

01:49:21.860 everybody's putting up with everything

01:49:22.760 but there's a there's a feels like it's

01:49:26.680 getting thin or something like it's like

01:49:28.760 the ice is cracking almost or you can

01:49:30.500 feel it under your feet it's not

01:49:31.680 cracking visibly but you can hear the

01:49:33.880 ice moving and you're like oh I don't

01:49:35.860 know about this

01:49:36.800 does it feel is it just me or do things

01:49:45.320 seem a little unstable like it just not

01:49:50.160 like 10 years ago or 20 years ago when

01:49:52.540 we were like imagining what that would

01:49:53.820 be like like oh yeah dude probably

01:49:55.280 things are definitely gonna go to hell

01:49:56.960 you know someday but it wasn't like now

01:50:00.020 where it's like it could be tomorrow

01:50:01.720 things could go to hell like it could be

01:50:05.940 tomorrow I don't know I hope not you

01:50:07.780 again night you know kids asking about

01:50:13.000 the 90s yep it was way better way

01:50:16.740 better you are be your suspicion that

01:50:19.280 you're being stolen from and swindled is

01:50:22.280 correct

01:50:22.960 Godzilla unchained he says the nukes are

01:50:28.380 very real he agrees with me he says in

01:50:30.520 fact tonight only our low-yield nuclear

01:50:32.980 briefcase bombs are on sale for 33% off a

01:50:35.640 diagonal waft and fabric an original

01:50:37.760 rage cast sponsor that's true he is I

01:50:42.420 can't verify the authenticity of low

01:50:45.920 yield nuclear briefcase bombs for legal

01:50:48.820 reasons I tend not to get involved in

01:50:51.260 super weapon programs due to my ongoing

01:50:55.000 you know court cases I was I mean I

01:50:57.580 asked and my lawyer was like absolutely

01:50:59.280 not no you cannot go making nuclear

01:51:00.760 weapons I was like all right I just

01:51:01.860 wanted to I didn't know if it said

01:51:03.100 specifically in there can I have

01:51:05.420 it said you know it said like crossbows

01:51:10.600 and it said it didn't say listen I just

01:51:15.660 have to ask for me I don't know and they

01:51:19.460 won't let me they said no they said no no 0.97

01:51:21.180 no no nuclear no briefcase bombs gay I 0.98

01:51:25.240 know I'm 33% off though at a at a fake 0.97

01:51:29.500 place in a fake country that is very real

01:51:33.100 and very terrifying in the minds of

01:51:34.460 thousands of people that have way too 0.73

01:51:36.140 much power and retarded genstein is back 0.98

01:51:42.720 he says survival training weekend was a

01:51:44.380 blast ran into one bear but it was young

01:51:46.700 and afraid of us good to be back to catch

01:51:48.840 you your stream sir it was afraid of you I

01:51:51.020 I mean that picture we've already went over

01:51:52.980 this you know it's on it's on it's

01:51:57.000 unnerving you know but we're accepting

01:51:59.220 here we're not gonna reject genstein just

01:52:02.300 because he looks like like the pale horse

01:52:05.780 of death like what you would expect to

01:52:07.940 dismount off of a horse in complete

01:52:10.020 darkness like he just barely enough to 0.85

01:52:11.780 see like a silhouette of a figure he's got

01:52:13.740 this terrifying face and you realize oh I'm

01:52:16.060 dead and now I'm meeting like this is okay

01:52:18.840 oh he's like kind of like the reaper

01:52:22.400 character oh okay I died that's what's

01:52:24.660 happened that's what you that's what your

01:52:27.000 avatar reminds me of genstein it's too

01:52:30.120 small I can't tell so I just concoct things

01:52:32.200 in my head he could be actually very

01:52:33.400 normal looking but it's hard to tell it's

01:52:35.820 hard to tell when you're this big and my

01:52:37.820 mind tends to tends to lean to the

01:52:41.560 horrible it could be horrible it could be

01:52:45.520 harmless yes but harmless is harmless

01:52:47.500 horrible horrible is horrible we got to

01:52:50.780 keep an eye on that that's why I don't

01:52:53.200 care about things like that well that

01:52:55.000 stuff's all good why do you care about

01:52:56.440 that because it's good there's nothing

01:52:57.620 there's no problem with it what's the

01:53:01.340 point of that like the village is burning

01:53:04.540 down like but this part of it is still

01:53:05.920 fine like yes that that's why I'm not

01:53:08.200 paying attention to it because that part

01:53:10.040 of the village isn't on fire right now so

01:53:12.540 I'm not paying attention to it I'm

01:53:14.000 worried about the fire burning the 0.99

01:53:15.440 fucking village down and you're like 0.99

01:53:16.980 why don't you just look at the bunny 0.99

01:53:18.180 rabbits I'm like there's not gonna be 0.99

01:53:20.400 any fucking bunny rabbits if the fire 1.00

01:53:22.480 don't you ever vote again 1.00

01:53:26.980 you're the reason you're the reason they

01:53:33.560 have Bonnie Henry out there be honest we

01:53:39.280 needed strong powerful women how'd that 1.00

01:53:42.200 work

01:53:42.660 they were just as good huh

01:53:48.020 whole planes on fire we're just total

01:53:52.720 no-stop

01:53:53.360 you have to laugh I swear to God it's the

01:53:59.960 only way to survive I don't know how

01:54:04.520 maybe it's just my personality type but I

01:54:06.400 do not know any other way to mentally

01:54:09.140 like

01:54:10.240 just

01:54:13.380 know a lot of these things and not be

01:54:19.420 like

01:54:19.700 you know not lose your not go crazy you 1.00

01:54:24.280 know it's not easy she's a fucking it's 1.00

01:54:27.320 weird out here and sometimes you see 0.98

01:54:29.280 somebody looks like Jenstein you're like

01:54:30.400 finally it's over finally the sweet

01:54:32.220 release of death take me Jenstein take me

01:54:35.760 River Styx that's Jenstein and fairy 1.00

01:54:38.220 that's just down there fairies on the 1.00

01:54:42.000 boat with the lantern and Jenstein's

01:54:43.560 rowing it grimly with that face and

01:54:45.380 you're like oh I've died good finally 0.98

01:54:47.460 can fucking relax that fire was so fake 1.00

01:54:53.180 and gay and stupid it said there was 1.00

01:54:55.460 nukes there was no there was fuck no 1.00

01:54:57.220 fake oh anyway he's doing survival 0.99

01:55:01.940 training which is again I feel like

01:55:06.240 people are doing it for different

01:55:07.420 reasons than they used to 10 15 years

01:55:10.580 goes hey you want to go learn some

01:55:11.720 survival training sure do pa that would

01:55:14.620 be great we're gonna go learn how to

01:55:16.300 trap some animals and we're gonna hey

01:55:18.120 I think we got to learn how to do some

01:55:20.060 survival training yeah yeah I think we

01:55:22.300 probably should it's probably a good

01:55:23.580 idea you know like it's a different

01:55:25.360 vibe you know what I mean things are a

01:55:28.220 little different now people are just

01:55:30.360 they're just carrying their way a little

01:55:32.760 differently you know what I mean

01:55:33.900 it's the ground moving where you are

01:55:42.400 it might be moving where I am bad

01:55:47.920 grandpa says we have the technology to

01:55:49.420 clean up that advanced filtration

01:55:50.980 techniques oh the the pond of death

01:55:53.360 probably but belongs to that you know

01:55:56.960 and who's gonna pay for it they want us

01:55:58.360 to pay for it you could just bill them 1.00

01:55:59.880 be like hey assholes you polluted 1.00

01:56:01.160 everything give us fucking this is what 1.00

01:56:03.860 it costs and you're like oh right but 1.00

01:56:05.580 I'm a huge cock and I let foreign 1.00

01:56:07.580 gangsters poison my fucking people so I 1.00

01:56:11.140 can make money oh I forgot I'm a 1.00

01:56:15.060 massive enormous piece of shit I'm like 1.00

01:56:20.300 a legendary hall of fame soulless goblin 1.00

01:56:24.740 fuck I forgot that was you never mind I 1.00

01:56:29.540 forgot I thought you might have had a soul 1.00

01:56:31.160 do you mind if you're going to buy

01:56:36.340 going to buy big who's factory

01:56:40.140 power root everything make a lot of

01:56:45.160 money yeah a lot of money make you

01:56:49.840 great

01:56:50.180 I'm gonna have to make you pay a fine 1.00

01:56:55.400 we have a billion dollars they don't give 0.99

01:57:03.120 a shit they're making like a billion 1.00

01:57:05.640 dollars that's gonna be 500 bucks fuck 1.00

01:57:08.640 off loser that's what they're doing and 1.00

01:57:11.600 you're like oh see we made that we made 0.94

01:57:13.440 them pay a fine you people okay we are

01:57:15.820 here to prove that Nova Scotians will not 0.97

01:57:18.700 be pushed around we are you know I'm just

01:57:21.400 gonna let these bigger regions what do they 1.00

01:57:24.500 give you a fucking coupon to Swiss chalet 1.00

01:57:26.220 they fucking dumped what are you talking 1.00

01:57:28.560 about they literally are killing people 1.00

01:57:30.500 and you're like oh well I made them say

01:57:33.360 oopsie 0.99

01:57:34.040 fucking yep yeah oh thank you Becky yes 1.00

01:57:43.300 way to fucking go for the throat way to 0.99

01:57:50.180 really fight for the Pete you know way to 0.99

01:57:53.020 really

01:57:53.400 it's just so painful I have to say it I

01:58:04.080 have to say it I have to say it or I'll

01:58:06.960 die it's a medical condition this is what I 1.00

01:58:10.860 identify as fuck you you're a fucking 1.00

01:58:14.340 bigot you're a bigot bigot you're a bigot 1.00

01:58:17.760 phobe that's what you are how dare you oh 1.00

01:58:22.180 what a fucking bigot phobe 1.00

01:58:24.340 so disgusting 1.00

01:58:31.560 unbelievable those people 0.98

01:58:37.280 just just pure hatred aren't they just 0.95

01:58:42.620 full of hate just bigot phobes just 1.00

01:58:45.820 fucking you know irrational insane 1.00

01:58:49.420 unhinged bigot phobes aren't they 1.00

01:58:51.900 anti-hate you have some catching up to 1.00

01:58:58.280 do get your fucking get your little pen 1.00

01:58:59.820 here here's one get your fucking pen 1.00

01:59:01.860 write it down 1.00

01:59:02.580 I'm gonna tweet about it you tweet about

01:59:06.040 it you put your dress on and tweet about

01:59:07.320 it sweet cheeks

01:59:07.960 love to see it love it it soothes me it

01:59:12.320 empowers me

01:59:13.520 man on the mountain says I love summer

01:59:16.140 where I can open the doors wide crank up

01:59:19.080 rage cast and share it with my

01:59:20.240 neighbors

01:59:20.540 hey hey hey neighbors

01:59:23.360 if you want me to stop if you hey you

01:59:30.980 listen to me

01:59:32.320 hey Alberta people yeah you yeah with the 1.00

01:59:37.760 fucking house and the bushes and shit 1.00

01:59:39.720 if you want this to stop you have to 1.00

01:59:42.860 give this man uh what to $2,000 and

01:59:49.460 we're gonna split it and then we're

01:59:52.040 just we're gonna just turn it down like

01:59:53.500 a little but

01:59:54.480 those are my terms

01:59:58.960 I await your parlay

02:00:01.880 there you go 1.00

02:00:04.580 suck on that neighbors of a guy in 1.00

02:00:08.280 Alberta 0.99

02:00:08.540 everybody hates that guy I don't know

02:00:13.620 why I don't know why 0.98

02:00:15.220 bro wrestling who are the fucking I 0.98

02:00:23.400 I want being the bad guy is so a more 0.99

02:00:25.940 fun come on isn't it that's what makes

02:00:29.620 this that's what that's why there's a

02:00:31.560 battle now no one was you know they're 0.99

02:00:35.080 just kissing their asses nobody's nobody's 0.99

02:00:38.760 ups nobody's upsetting the landscape 1.00

02:00:41.680 environment it's too stable it needs

02:00:46.140 disruption it needs disruptors

02:00:50.560 imagine I can't imagine actually

02:00:59.560 being one of them I just seen me and like 0.99

02:01:04.660 what the fuck do you think you're doing 0.99

02:01:07.240 like is he talking to me 1.00

02:01:08.740 did you hear what that peasant said

02:01:11.880 he's get how dare he you know no I'm not

02:01:19.900 getting those vibes at all that's just

02:01:21.360 probably on my head

02:01:22.120 this is probably all just you know so

02:01:26.900 what do you do how how do you how do you

02:01:29.600 turn it into a fight like what do you

02:01:31.240 it's like oh well they think they're this

02:01:33.500 so I'm gonna be this I'm I'm gonna be the 1.00

02:01:37.480 bad guy oh fuck you that fucking city 1.00

02:01:43.720 sucks pissing in the streets 1.00

02:01:46.020 fuck off you haven't won a fucking 1.00

02:01:50.120 Stanley Cup in a hundred years you 1.00

02:01:52.920 fucking love mediocrity Toronto you love 1.00

02:01:56.160 it you pay thousands of dollars for ice 1.00

02:01:59.720 fucking level seats to see them lose and 0.99

02:02:03.040 lose and lose oh it's cuz we believe 1.00

02:02:07.160 no it's not no it's not it's cuz you

02:02:10.040 love to lose it's cuz you need to lose 0.68

02:02:13.020 you just you're in this cuck cycle of

02:02:15.940 self-destruction that you can never leave

02:02:18.740 Toronto it's like it's like Hotel

02:02:20.700 California down there and you're like 1.00

02:02:23.120 but the rat fucking fuck the Raptors 1.00

02:02:25.040 listen that's a cope everybody knows 1.00

02:02:27.960 Toronto is a hockey fucking city all 0.98

02:02:31.080 right and until the curse is lifted and 1.00

02:02:33.640 I assure you I do not think it will be

02:02:36.020 it will never it was put on by a guy that

02:02:38.720 looks like Jenstein okay this is a high 0.99

02:02:41.320 level curse we need a fucking warlock and 0.99

02:02:44.280 a necromancer and we need an army we 1.00

02:02:46.600 need we need weird shit that no one knows 0.99

02:02:49.160 how to make anymore right we don't know 0.98

02:02:51.280 how to break this curse but until that

02:02:52.980 curse is dispelled

02:02:53.880 maybe that's the secret maybe the Canadian

02:02:58.360 soul is somehow still trapped in time

02:03:00.700 trapped in that moment in 19 that's when

02:03:02.940 it all started to go wrong wait a minute

02:03:07.240 wait a minute it's weird I'm having one 0.98

02:03:12.260 of these nights what the fuck's wrong with 0.97

02:03:14.380 this guy this happens every once in a 0.98

02:03:15.700 while I become like this where's this 1.00

02:03:21.160 stupid play the goddamn 1.00

02:03:24.580 around the world political and psychological 1.00

02:03:45.840 scholars alike would muse over the self-destruction

02:03:50.080 and violent immolation that once was the

02:03:52.660 nation of Canada 0.99

02:03:53.540 fuck forgot forgot the mystery 1.00

02:04:00.180 shit line anyway no nobody knew 1.00

02:04:18.560 fuck I don't know next time next time on 0.99

02:04:25.580 unsolved bigotries we will remember 1.00

02:04:28.820 whatever it was I meant to say so I can

02:04:32.180 keep my job I can't make it in the real

02:04:35.520 world that's why I wear this fake trench

02:04:37.480 coat they'll eat me alive out there and

02:04:40.980 they smell weird

02:04:42.120 there's been a lot of stabbings the

02:04:48.920 subways are no longer safe

02:04:50.360 I just remember in 1993 as political and

02:05:02.360 psychological scholars alike studied the

02:05:04.840 impulsion and destruction of the nation

02:05:07.980 of Canada they trace the critical points

02:05:10.740 back in history to 1993 where the Toronto

02:05:15.160 Maple Leafs playoff run against the Los

02:05:17.160 Angeles Kings was controversially cut short

02:05:20.940 with a two-hander to the face of old Dougie

02:05:24.360 by none other than Wayne Gretzky the great

02:05:27.100 one himself

02:05:27.740 according to new uncovered trends and

02:05:33.840 patterns and artificial intelligence

02:05:35.660 scientists have been able to point to that

02:05:38.340 was the moment in time that buck broke and

02:05:42.100 cut the Canadian people they would enter a 1.00

02:05:44.860 downward spiral from which they would

02:05:46.720 never recover several times they would

02:05:50.260 try to reclaim the status of their

02:05:52.060 former glory their will to fight their

02:05:54.700 spirit itself but each time would fall

02:05:57.540 short let this be a lesson to the

02:06:03.000 nations of the world should you be a

02:06:08.160 nation of sports ball cucks who ties 1.00

02:06:10.840 your self-worth to a fucking professional 1.00

02:06:13.540 sports ball team you are literally going to 1.00

02:06:17.120 destroy your civilization because you were

02:06:21.520 busy playing children's games

02:06:23.220 I guess I guess that's it I guess we solved it

02:06:32.120 but that's the mystery I did it I finally did it

02:06:35.560 that that was a lot of this how many was

02:06:38.360 that at least 50 60 70 I don't remember that

02:06:43.840 could be a mystery maybe we'll do that next

02:06:46.400 time I have to I need this job I mean please

02:06:51.100 don't fire me this is a terrible terrible

02:06:53.920 economy the price of milk and everything

02:06:56.240 anyway that was a disaster I can't believe I 0.97

02:07:00.100 forgot what the fuck I was like something to do 0.91

02:07:03.700 all right the number the what happened the 0.98

02:07:05.560 number 93 flashed in my head was a Gilmore

02:07:07.980 that's what it was that's what it was guys

02:07:10.340 we never recovered from that as a nation

02:07:12.680 because most hockey fans in Canada are Leafs

02:07:15.620 fans it's just the biggest franchise that

02:07:17.460 has has the most money because it's the

02:07:19.620 most fans and they've been psychologically 0.94

02:07:22.260 fucking ruined and so most of the men of 0.98

02:07:25.080 the land are just broken souls that think 0.99

02:07:27.480 that literally ever winning anything is 0.96

02:07:30.720 fucking impossible so we have this dichot and 0.88

02:07:33.220 I'm wearing a scientist coat now I'm no longer 0.98

02:07:34.720 the mystery man now I'm a scientist we have

02:07:36.620 this dichotomy where there's on the one

02:07:39.060 hand the you know fiery Spartan like 0.99

02:07:43.400 upbringing of Greek fucking you know the 1.00

02:07:46.940 great minds of the fucking empire of the 1.00

02:07:51.800 you know the the heroic moral champion 1.00

02:07:54.520 versus the dark forces of corruption you

02:07:56.820 know wrestling and on the other hand what

02:08:00.220 what what you know is reality is like you

02:08:02.820 will always lose no matter what happens you

02:08:06.220 will always lose I don't know why it's in

02:08:08.580 Russian should feel different but so we're 1.00

02:08:11.940 like which but but how we have to make it

02:08:17.280 come true we have to believe we need the

02:08:20.300 Peter Pan magic we need Vince McMahon to 0.95

02:08:23.280 go fucking right wing is what we need we 0.94

02:08:25.820 we need Vince McMahon to run for president of 0.98

02:08:28.380 the United States that is not impossible how 0.99

02:08:40.640 old is he you know holy shit Stacey he was 0.94

02:09:08.640 literally the character he was on the show 0.99

02:09:11.040 that's the fucking most hilarious part to 0.92

02:09:15.220 me about Vince McMahon that he plays his 0.99

02:09:18.340 character is like I'm a CEO World Wrestling 1.00

02:09:20.480 Federation I'm a fucking giant dick and he 1.00

02:09:24.620 is and he doesn't give a fuck about it he's 1.00

02:09:29.600 so entertaining I mean I don't care what 1.00

02:09:31.540 you say like oh he's a dick yeah he is but 1.00

02:09:33.660 fuck is he funny to watch everything he 1.00

02:09:37.960 does they tried to oh my god he did this 0.99

02:09:40.360 like so the board of wrestling I don't know

02:09:46.140 how I know this I think I remember when I

02:09:48.180 read this story I finished it and went why 0.86

02:09:51.020 the fuck did I read that what do I care I 0.68

02:09:54.000 like this was like a year to go a couple 0.99

02:09:55.960 years ago or maybe maybe less it was about

02:09:59.560 Vince McMahon being pushed out of the world

02:10:02.100 wrestling entertainment by the board they're

02:10:03.640 like voting him out you're like you're

02:10:05.240 ruining the you're out of control I get

02:10:06.640 there's some scandals and he's he's

02:10:08.800 literally Vince McMahon like oh yeah

02:10:10.220 inappropriate like well yeah duh he was

02:10:12.500 like right in your face with it the whole 1.00

02:10:13.920 time Stacy fucking suck my dick on TV it's 1.00

02:10:19.060 crazy it was crazy television man I'm not 1.00

02:10:23.860 I'm not even lying he's like Ron Burgundy

02:10:28.400 Vince McMahon is the closest thing to Ron

02:10:32.500 Burgundy in real life than anyone else will

02:10:35.300 ever be

02:10:36.400 I'll do whatever the hell I want the board

02:10:42.760 forces him out and he pulled some like 0.99

02:10:44.880 bullshit greaseball move to like get him 0.98

02:10:48.020 like to reinsert like he planned this and 0.99

02:10:50.180 then you're far and just I almost would

02:10:59.320 have been happy

02:11:00.220 imagine being those people in the boardroom 0.99

02:11:06.240 and he comes in like finally that fucking 1.00

02:11:11.920 dick we got rid of him my god I'm fine 1.00

02:11:14.740 okay we got to get to work we're gonna 0.67

02:11:15.960 seriously we're gonna turn this into a

02:11:17.720 serious into a serious company now right 0.99

02:11:19.600 this fucking guy it's like it was like a 1.00

02:11:22.100 play it was like a carnival in here he's 1.00

02:11:25.000 going crazy you know he's getting old he's

02:11:26.480 going crazy 1.00

02:11:27.060 it's fucking advertisement are you kidding 0.99

02:11:29.960 me he wants so much money there's so much 0.99

02:11:32.780 money this guy needs so much money there's 1.00

02:11:35.160 full like 30 second ads on on stupid 1.00

02:11:37.860 things like this because fuck he's cuz he's 1.00

02:11:39.860 Vince fucking McMahon 1.00

02:11:40.780 finally we got rid of that piece of shit 1.00

02:11:44.840 and we oh no is he in the lobby don't 1.00

02:11:52.420 don't don't no no no don't let him in you 1.00

02:11:55.240 gotta be fucking kidding me just fucking 1.00

02:12:00.780 strolls back in 1.00

02:12:02.100 he could be the president hey 0.96

02:12:10.380 idiocracy is coming true and though he's 0.99

02:12:12.940 not a wrestler he has wrestled as one

02:12:15.160 wrestling president let's go

02:12:19.160 no chance

02:12:21.540 no chance

02:12:22.980 no chance in hell you've got no chance 1.00

02:12:28.860 bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch 1.00

02:12:33.240 yes 1.00

02:12:36.080 no chance in hell you've got no chance

02:12:41.180 yeah

02:12:41.760 no chance in hell

02:12:44.580 that's what we need that's the energy 0.98

02:12:49.100 we need to be president that would be a fucking hilarious hey elon that's an entertaining outcome 0.88

02:12:57.060 i don't know if it's the most entertaining depending on your current lens but i mean 0.95

02:13:01.600 that's a curveball that that should happen at the debate they're having the debates and the

02:13:07.600 music comes on he just strolls out excuse me you can't just come in a chair to the head smack

02:13:15.140 there's been an awful lot of people with too many passports around here 1.00

02:13:24.600 close the doors kate and the undertaker close the door 1.00

02:13:30.080 oh man this is so stupid oh oh see this is how this is how you make them the the fucking 1.00

02:13:43.960 go away 1.00

02:13:45.300 and then it builds up and then you do it again or you'll fucking go crazy 0.99

02:13:54.420 but for a brief moment you know we vince mcmahon could be president 0.97

02:14:00.160 trump was president like that was just as crazy the idea again younger people the idea when he

02:14:08.600 said he was gonna run for president that he was gonna win was the same literally the same as i'm

02:14:14.520 running for president of the united states like i'll do whatever i want like it's ron burgundy 0.96

02:14:24.080 like give me a fucking break and he just starts killing in these debates you're like wait a minute 0.97

02:14:29.560 people are just like vince vince it was crazy made no sense but it happened so if trump can be 0.99

02:14:36.000 president vince can easily be president i think he's got a better chance to be honest

02:14:40.180 they people want that chair to the head crazy roided out out of control 0.98

02:14:45.880 pro wrestling you know like there if there's toxic masculinity in the world if if you could say 0.99

02:14:54.440 that it exists i will concede vince is probably fucking pretty much 0.83

02:14:59.280 but you know like a super weapon every once in a while you just yeah maybe you got to do what you 0.97

02:15:08.920 got to do we might have to put vince in the white house 0.65

02:15:11.320 and yeah yes i know a lot of people will die but if we don't a lot more people will die so what do

02:15:24.220 we do i don't know we're gonna solve everything with wrestling metaphors now

02:15:30.780 if only ryan dawson was watching he would understand he's a big wrestling fan and uncle hack too yeah i'm

02:15:39.720 just i'm just entertaining my friends in my head now i think that's what i'm doing and other people

02:15:43.520 are just wandering in like who's into that like my that's basically who i'm doing this for

02:15:47.580 um so there neighbors now they've got now they've been scolded they've been threatened they've been

02:16:00.400 extorted for thousands of dollars i'm sure man of the mountain's gonna get that money and now they

02:16:04.900 have to live with the nightmare in their minds that vince mcmahon i mean very it's not impossible he

02:16:09.020 could be president and think of think of that uh think what that outcome looks like dirtbag 0.92

02:16:13.960 wielders has caught a live stream cheers thank you very much sir it's been a slog i haven't gone

02:16:17.560 a single clip i told you i was going old school and this is what i'm just gonna go for three hours

02:16:23.960 with fucking nothing and those songs that doesn't count you know i got nothing to lean on 0.99

02:16:29.380 that's like you know i'll find something to be bad no no no give me the pure shit give me the good 1.00

02:16:35.800 stuff give me the pure unfiltered yeah fuck you you know i don't want to i don't want any of this 1.00

02:16:45.540 prompted here's the news today i want a fucking overdose you know i don't drink anymore but i used 1.00

02:16:54.780 to and uh you know you know every once in a while you know you have the casual drinks with the guys 0.98

02:17:00.580 or whatever but every once in a while you're like something happens or something's going on or 0.69

02:17:04.220 whatever the reason but you you just look at the guy and you're just like we're fucking we're gonna 0.96

02:17:10.120 get fucking destroyed now we're not gonna drink a little we're gonna try to go to the hospital 0.99

02:17:14.760 basically oh you know the good old days go out a live stream um brad says some cultures have very 0.99

02:17:24.980 little regard for life during my deployment in honduras as part of dart with the arm the air

02:17:29.400 the canadian armed forces there was the odd dead body out with garbage on garbage day people just

02:17:34.980 casually walking by some stuff you can never unsee right life is cheap in places like that they don't

02:17:39.440 care they don't it's like i watched a guy in jamaica um i didn't watch him die but he died recently 0.94

02:17:47.720 at a hotel i was at uh a shitty one down like the downtown in like fucking kingston jamaica where 0.98

02:17:55.040 it's like murder capital the world and we had like armed escorts by the jamaican military 0.82

02:18:00.480 and there's a guy like not far from the building and uh he wasn't there yesterday he wasn't there

02:18:08.360 last night it's only seven o'clock in the morning when he's there now so sometime in the last six

02:18:16.540 hours that man has decided to just take a nap right there in the street and uh he stayed there all

02:18:22.180 day he was dead he was dead but people just walked around him drove around him all day and i was just 0.99

02:18:27.700 kept checking i kept coming out every couple hours to see is he still there holy fuck nobody gives a 0.99

02:18:32.760 shit do they they're just like whatever unbelievable you know oh somebody else not me who cares 0.98

02:18:41.360 yeah and then i went back another time and you know he was gone like way later we were gone for 0.99

02:18:45.980 like seven hours but like yeah he was it was like a billion degrees it was just had it moved

02:18:51.780 a muscle he was super dead good time over there you know i wish that was the worst thing i've seen 0.99

02:18:58.580 i just thought it was funny for some reason that reminded me that just the dead fucking black dude 0.99

02:19:03.640 laying there like nobody gives a shit like huh all right you know generally when i see a dead body i 1.00

02:19:09.760 become alarmed and go what has happened is there dangerous people nearby who has done this are you 0.98

02:19:16.240 alive oh no they're dead we must alert there is danger there is a murder someone is killing people 0.96

02:19:22.620 we must find them before they kill more people you know that's what white people are doing 1.00

02:19:27.980 but in jamaica they're like oh well boom baklut they just kick them in the head like 0.99

02:19:34.640 oh well i mean i guess if you don't care you don't care i can't make you care

02:19:40.280 i'm just saying it's something i've noticed

02:19:42.840 then again there was a time when uh uh i was at the uh on the lineup to the ale house in halifax

02:19:55.880 with a bunch of guys and there was a fight a few like 10 people ahead of us like not

02:20:01.540 close enough you a fight had happened and then people were standing there and then it kind of

02:20:05.420 stopped or whatever and then we get closer we're moving we're getting like people are moving every

02:20:09.840 couple of minutes like every four or five minutes was like oh you move up a couple of spaces remember 0.99

02:20:13.020 those days i'm never doing that again i don't know why i ever did that it's so stupid 0.84

02:20:16.860 and we go and then eventually there's a guy he's just dead on like he's not dead but he was ko'd and 0.98

02:20:22.560 like bleeding from the head and just like and my buddy my buddy plant he's like um is he fucking dead 0.97

02:20:31.980 like is anybody gonna say anything like hello it was so funny and i was like yeah like i was like 19 i 0.89

02:20:39.700 was a little kid and he was like probably 28 or something i don't remember 29 and it was just like

02:20:46.100 this like this righteous anger you know that i was like that's cool he's a popular guy a lot of guys

02:20:54.600 like a lot of people like him and it's like i think that you know i was like that's cool i like you know 0.54

02:21:00.600 yeah yeah being mad at horrible shit is good you know being mad and and saying something about 0.94

02:21:07.780 something really fucked up is yeah that's good good for you yeah go plant you know what i mean 0.99

02:21:13.960 and it was like i think that may have been the moment where i was like i'm going to call everybody's 0.99

02:21:18.220 bullshit forever now but i remember that and it was fucked up and i didn't i was like yeah like 0.98

02:21:24.800 we're just is he dead like he has a family probably who knows like it's just a drunk like oh do you 0.99

02:21:30.940 imagine that's your kid or it's your brother it's whatever and it's like and you people just walked 1.00

02:21:34.620 over him for because you had to go drinking who are who are you the fuck is wrong with you 0.98

02:21:43.660 oh that was halifax by the way i forgot to mention i was describing halifax earlier that is an 1.00

02:21:49.560 that's halifax hey some fucking great folks in there they're so go there and listen to their fucking 0.96

02:21:57.640 local radio and you're going to be like nuke this city these people want me to make me ah you know 0.99

02:22:05.420 eight o'clock in the morning they're talking about dildos and shit and and it's like not funny and 0.99

02:22:11.980 it's you know like like dumb normie leftists that think they're hilarious they think they're really 0.99

02:22:18.640 and it's just it's so painful you know and you know the only the other people are only like they're 0.99

02:22:24.860 not even listening to it anyway they're just mindless they're not even paying attention 1.00

02:22:28.820 everyone's just and you have to listen to it you're like these fucking morons man 1.00

02:22:35.820 over the weekend taylor swift dropped a new album uh-oh uh-oh you know what that means oh did she get 1.00

02:22:44.540 a new boyfriend 104.5 i kill me shoot me in the face with a fucking gun that shoots fucking many 1.00

02:22:56.600 other guns that shoot guns 1.00

02:22:57.980 i'm i'm get i'm purging ha go out there and do my will

02:23:13.460 it's like a game of pass the torch

02:23:18.720 i'm just like here you go and then you catch it and throw it to somebody else and throw it just becomes 1.00

02:23:25.880 man everybody's i'm upset about something yeah you're a fucking lying criminal the killer you 1.00

02:23:33.820 know like 1.00

02:23:34.620 get it or we'll take your job oh oh yeah that was fine that's totally we're cool with that now

02:23:43.640 remember when you like totally fucking bounced us from society and threatened to like not let people 0.95

02:23:50.540 buy food that happened i remember that was even more recent than the whole 9-11 fucking that was fun 0.99

02:23:58.880 like you don't have any moral authority whatsoever there's no question you can try your fucking games 1.00

02:24:14.320 and your powerful paychecks i'm gonna i'm gonna use alliteration and for shut the fuck up take your 1.00

02:24:21.040 little gross goblin wizard tricks and shove it up your ass nobody's fucking buying it dude stop everything 1.00

02:24:28.040 you're gonna stand there and you're gonna act like you have any fucking right whatsoever in in any fucking 1.00

02:24:35.780 dimension to be where you are and talking down to you you participated in the most horrible fucking thing 0.99

02:24:43.700 i have ever seen in my life and it is comparable to historical events where people were treated so 0.99

02:24:51.580 badly and terrible many of them just killed themselves outright to stop the psychological

02:24:55.700 punishment people were driven into poverty and killed and you know experimented on there's all kinds 0.99

02:25:01.420 of sick like oh my god like right out of a fucking you know psycho something you'd think you'd read out 0.99

02:25:06.920 of a out of a cia briefing that they did in china where they experimented on a city just to fucking see 1.00

02:25:12.700 what would happen to them like that that you you fucking did that to us and you're like powerful page 1.00

02:25:18.800 shut your fucking mouth dude like this this is over this is done this is done this is stupid like 1.00

02:25:29.700 everybody knows this is all a fucking mirage you're all the most full of shit people there has ever 1.00

02:25:39.220 fucking been 1.00

02:25:40.320 ever in the history of the world i think and it's you there's no one so that means there's no one worse 0.99

02:25:50.500 than you and you're going to accuse me of overreacting to how bad you are the worst people that have ever 0.94

02:25:57.240 existed oh geez let's fucking break the math down on this one we're going to have to use common core 0.99

02:26:04.700 and it's going to be taught to us by a transgender man 0.99

02:26:07.180 i don't even know what that means as a is a transgender man a woman a man

02:26:16.140 um you know one of those people that looks like the antifa mob that looks like it escaped arkham

02:26:25.100 asylum one of those people that's going to be the teacher

02:26:27.120 and oh and by the way all this other thing you did was super cool um i was a big fan by the way 0.95

02:26:36.780 while you're like hey a totally contrived and stupid war that has nothing to do with anything 0.98

02:26:42.540 let's hey hey let's let's pour all of our fucking money into it and pour all of our weapons and all 1.00

02:26:52.480 just to make it go as far as it can kill as many people as possible for a completely pointless fool's 0.99

02:26:59.780 errand of a mission that everyone knows is doomed to fail and is simply meant to just cause the 0.99

02:27:05.080 russians grief and try to bankrupt them and you're like yeah let's do that you're you're gonna kill 1.00

02:27:11.560 like a million fucking people yeah but slava i fucking hate you i hate you like i fucking hate 1.00

02:27:21.420 cancer like it's the same kind of vile like i wish cancer like something like that could metabolize 1.00

02:27:27.520 itself into physical form and it'd be like would you like to fight to the death i'd be like i've been 0.93

02:27:31.180 waiting my whole fucking life to fight you to the death cancer all my life that's all i've ever dreamed 0.96

02:27:37.640 of let's go please 1.00

02:27:41.660 they're sending the helicopters i can hear them that's a threat he's fucking he's talking saucy 0.97

02:27:54.940 just send it send them in send delta 0.99

02:27:56.840 he's fucking getting saucy over here sir we're gonna have to send in the cops with the rainbow 1.00

02:28:03.360 flags all over their uniforms the sodomy squad yeah that's right the butt blasters we're gonna 1.00

02:28:09.220 send him in send him in this guy's fucking he's out of control he's got a fucking attitude on him 1.00

02:28:14.820 that's what he's got all right send the ferryman they fly in on wings 0.99

02:28:21.120 hi

02:28:23.660 you are not being very nice 1.00

02:28:32.400 so we are going to kill you now okay 0.99

02:28:36.780 i've only got one shot that's the thing about the staff it can only be used once 0.99

02:28:47.540 that's it you gotta make it count you gotta make it count

02:28:53.440 i'm not willing to use it yet

02:28:58.620 um that was all brand okay that was something about honduras

02:29:07.800 no one i'm crazy like this is this is it this is the internet this is

02:29:13.740 this is what you've made us do

02:29:15.360 this is what you've driven us to

02:29:17.920 i don't want to play that song

02:29:22.380 suicide is painless

02:29:26.920 one of my fire team partners sang that to me one day 0.99

02:29:34.440 we were where the fuck were we when he started doing that this guy was just 0.98

02:29:39.520 fucking funny in a weird way 0.98

02:29:42.140 something really shitty we were doing just suffering 0.98

02:29:46.340 i think we were deployed i think we were overseas and we were just sitting in the

02:29:49.920 back of this lab just cooking like just you know you remember and it's like it's

02:29:55.660 fucking 59 degrees you know it's some some like people won't believe these numbers and they

02:30:02.280 don't and i'm like i'm telling you we had the machines and we're like we're gonna we're gonna 0.98

02:30:06.640 melt we're gonna melt to death you know i you could literally cook eggs on the people did it they 0.94

02:30:11.680 were like crack what's this cooking an egg right on the fucking lab hood like it's hot yeah it's 0.98

02:30:16.360 pretty hot out 0.98

02:30:18.940 and we're just sitting there suffering in full gear too like and we you know can't turn the air

02:30:24.920 conditioning on because we're because we're in an ambush

02:30:27.100 shh shut up so we're like just in this box with the sun like 0.85

02:30:32.960 cooking us to death 0.99

02:30:35.880 for hours dude i had a glove oh we got gloves on my platoon warrant sitting across from me

02:30:43.700 this rifle's like here and his head his helmet's like this

02:30:46.440 you know on the butt on this he's doing this he's doing one of these 0.78

02:30:50.300 the old i'm sleeping but i'm ready to go 0.99

02:30:53.540 move you know just tell me when to murder 0.98

02:30:56.300 you know that one

02:30:57.640 and i start to just the first half a millimeter of the velcro is like

02:31:04.600 like i'm taking my gloves off and he goes

02:31:07.020 and i was like put it back on and he just goes 0.89

02:31:12.900 he just goes back to power down mode like that was fucking weird you know he's this 0.98

02:31:18.760 old fucking commando paratrooper guy from the 80s he's just like 0.98

02:31:22.140 he can sense things you know what i mean 0.99

02:31:25.900 anyway the other guy brad he just like we were like

02:31:33.940 later in the day it was done and we were like driving but it was like okay we're on the way 0.79

02:31:38.980 back nothing happened blah blah blah it's so hot like we gotta wait here another fucking six hours 0.99

02:31:43.240 because there's a tire there's something wrong with the tire so we gotta sit here in the desert 0.98

02:31:48.520 for a fucking day and you're like i'm gonna freak out i'm gonna freak out man 0.99

02:31:54.700 brad's like suicide is painless it brings on many changes 1.00

02:32:03.320 and i can go on living like you're at the edge of sanity you know what i mean 0.98

02:32:10.460 people are trying to fucking kill you all day and if that's not happening the sun is trying to melt 0.98

02:32:14.620 your brain and if that doesn't work they're like we'll just frustrate you to the point of like 0.99

02:32:18.940 madness in literal desert conditions with nothing in every direction except crazy people throwing 0.99

02:32:24.280 bombs at you 1.00

02:32:24.980 you know it's a great time i encourage it oh fuck whatever i could have done oh truckie go check it 1.00

02:32:34.840 out it was it was dope it was awesome sometimes you just go wee and you just be dead you just explode 0.98

02:32:41.420 for no reason what happened to them oh they were in afghanistan that was basically the answer 0.96

02:32:47.840 fucking what happened afghanistan man that's what people would say because it was so absurd and like 0.99

02:32:54.640 the craziest shit would happen they would pack c4 into animals herd them in our direction and then blow 1.00

02:33:03.460 them up so like a sheep would explode and kill someone and he'd be like cool exploding sheep 1.00

02:33:08.300 fucking what happened i don't know fucking sheep blew up and then there's a 90 year old man on a 0.99

02:33:14.020 bicycle bicycles filled with semtex he and the bicycle explodes so now it's like okay bite people 0.99

02:33:18.920 on bicycles are also exploding watch out for those and it just went on and on like this 0.51

02:33:25.060 so it was like it was so stupid they we did uh bless their hearts i appreciate it i hope saxon's 0.85

02:33:33.200 listening to this we go to this ied training lane in wainwright before you know pre-deployment in 0.99

02:33:39.960 canada this is like the big show this is our this is everything we got we got the big fucking 0.98

02:33:45.240 state-of-the-art whatever and it's it's not it's not state-of-the-art but it's like this is what we got 0.90

02:33:50.640 for your you're right after this this is as best as we can give you you're going right into the box 0.96

02:33:55.840 you know so fuck i forgot what was i talking about wainwright for i'm going crazy i'm getting 0.99

02:34:08.160 alzheimer's everything explodes wainwright yeah i don't know this is crazy see i probably have 0.99

02:34:16.620 traumatic brain injury because from the exploding things that don't make sense oh the id training

02:34:20.540 lanes thank you so you get to this training lane and they're like they have little like stands

02:34:27.940 essentially you're supposed to like patrol down this road and they have like fake ieds and things

02:34:32.260 set up so you'll know what to look for and like disturbances and they grab different things and

02:34:35.840 they have all these you know and there's like trash watch out for piles of trash watch out for 0.98

02:34:40.320 things that uh you know on the side of the road you're like why is that place there fucking and 0.99

02:34:44.480 you're like okay i think i can handle this i'll just keep my eye open you fucking get there you get 0.99

02:34:48.580 out of the fucking lab and you're like oh everything is trash every everything everything 1.00

02:34:54.500 is trash there is shit everywhere everywhere like like a like literally like a dump stretches of the 1.00

02:35:01.680 high it's like anything anywhere anytime dude don't even at the point it was like don't even look 0.99

02:35:07.320 there's no point even looking because it's you see any ideas

02:35:11.580 what what do you what do you think i can what do you think i can see inside things and like oh 0.99

02:35:18.240 maybe that one's a bomb there's fucking shit everywhere it'll take us a million years to travel 10 1.00

02:35:22.440 kilometers 1.00

02:35:22.940 it's always a bomb yeah right camels you know

02:35:31.980 one time this was this was so weird man

02:35:38.060 it was like a recon squad 0.99

02:35:41.180 so we we ripped in my guys rip in and we were the guys that replaced the uh the fucking the nasty one 0.99

02:35:50.840 in uh in 06 that was the fucking slugfest in the in the valley it was really bad a lot of guys get 0.98

02:35:59.320 killed and it was a fucking huge fight it was like korea level nonsense right and we we replaced them 0.99

02:36:04.580 so we get in there and uh they're like saying some telling some fucking shit you know like 1.00

02:36:10.040 you see anybody over there you fucking kill them immediately you're like whoa is it like that like 1.00

02:36:13.580 you have to you kill everybody you fucking see this place is a fucking hell it'll eat your soul 1.00

02:36:18.120 it'll kill everybody this place needs to die all right see ya and you're like okay you know and 1.00

02:36:23.300 they all had beards and they're just like fucking crazy like you know it was literally like that 0.99

02:36:27.800 scene from platoon where the new guys are getting off the helicopter they're all brand new these guys 0.99

02:36:31.520 look they just look like oh you're gonna love this oh yeah oh you know the one rcr guys come in and

02:36:40.200 the other patricia guys come in you're just like they look unhinged you know that's worrying you know 1.00

02:36:44.660 that's concerning where where am i going you know yeah so uh anyway yeah everything's trash and

02:36:52.320 everything explodes and it sucks it's always a bomb anyway so we get in and we're new and they

02:37:03.160 notice they see this because they're watching everything we're watching them and they're 0.99

02:37:08.800 watching us this is war and they have spies everywhere like this is real shit dude this is 0.99

02:37:15.380 like i'm not gonna lie part of me a big part of me was like this is the fucking coolest shit ever 0.99

02:37:20.040 like these guys are fucking spy you know we're like like hey what are you doing they're like 0.99

02:37:25.900 what's what uh what the fuck are you doing over there you know we're like maybe we can kill him 1.00

02:37:32.020 you know maybe he's up to something you know but they would and they would notice that all these 1.00

02:37:36.060 guys we're all clean shaven no tan white pale we just left fucking new brunswick in january 0.99

02:37:41.620 right and these guys are all disheveled fucking uniforms were half destroyed ripped apart fucking 0.99

02:37:46.980 you know they're fucking oh there's new guys here so they fucking they're like let's fucking let's uh 0.99

02:37:54.720 let's see what's up and a fucking truckload of them drives right up to the front gate 0.99

02:37:59.100 armed and everything but they didn't point them at us like they knew right and they just strolled they 1.00

02:38:06.820 drove right up to the fucking front gate and there's me with a fucking machine gun and there's 0.99

02:38:13.000 a my buddy brad and there's another guy dave in the tower with a cigarette and hanging out of his 0.99

02:38:17.540 mouth like in ghostbusters behind the machine gun and we're like i'm i'm 20 years old by the way 0.99

02:38:24.440 and i'm in charge so you motherfuckers think you're gonna rattle my ass 1.00

02:38:30.200 suck this you ever you ever stare down a truck full of armed men who are there to kill you 1.00

02:38:38.020 with like two guys i did they just fucking stared at us and we just stared at them and we had our 0.99

02:38:45.660 guns like this we didn't point them at them they were kind of like and they were just and we just 0.91

02:38:50.500 looked at each other it was like it was so and we were like yeah there's a truck full of guys here

02:38:56.060 and they're like what why i'm like i don't fucking know they've got guns and they're like what are you 0.96

02:39:01.420 talking about like they're retarded they have no idea they're literally eating donuts like what the 0.99

02:39:05.960 fuck's going on so there's no time to react and you're just like all right it's fucking 1.00

02:39:09.780 and fucking one of the guys they say like they're kind of whispering to each other whatever and we're 1.00

02:39:16.140 like looking at them and they don't point their guns at us and they just do this 1.00

02:39:19.060 and they just drive away and i was like oh fuck these guys are fucking gangsters 1.00

02:39:26.860 that was you know what i mean like that was crazy that was like i was in a i was in a fucking uh 1.00

02:39:41.640 tarantino movie i was like i remember thinking i was like dave's got a fucking machine gun i've got a 0.97

02:39:47.180 machine gun brad's got it's a pretty good shot there's only like you know there's like 15 of 0.91

02:39:51.100 them in this truck they're like shoulder to shoulder packed up it was like the eight like

02:39:54.720 they came to display they came to like show themselves we're like we'll see you tomorrow 0.99

02:39:59.160 it was like we just wanted to get a look at you first yeah all right and they fucking bounced 0.96

02:40:04.440 it was this huge flex move like they were trying to intimidate us it was crazy and it kind of you 0.97

02:40:09.640 know it was scary but i'm like we could we could if we shoot first we can win you know 0.99

02:40:16.240 i was like please be paying attention dave he's up there smoking like jerking off 1.00

02:40:22.480 also that what happened you know guys are up there like the fuck are you doing like oh fuck me 1.00

02:40:27.960 you're supposed to be watching the fucking shit and you're like jerking off dude i've been up here 1.00

02:40:33.860 for three hours 1.00

02:40:34.740 fucking what happened afghanistan happened man the land of fucking nightmares have i can i 1.00

02:40:48.980 interest you in a giant spider it's larger than a man's head and can jump in the air 1.00

02:40:56.100 right over your head into the ceiling looks like the fucking face hugger from alien same color and 0.99

02:41:02.680 everything i love it here this place is great when can we move in 0.99

02:41:07.440 you gotta try this poll i'm just doing ghostbusters now

02:41:13.860 all right what else that was fun one of them had the sexiest beard most of them had beards i think

02:41:21.960 they all had beards actually but there was this the guy that did this it was like jet black and he

02:41:26.560 was like really brown it looked like he had makeup it looked like he had mascara on 0.90

02:41:31.180 i've right and he had one of those weird hats and he just fucking he meant it right it was like 0.91

02:41:39.320 i've i've never had a full grown he was like 40 i would guess but he was in afghanistan so he 0.95

02:41:44.280 might have been 17 he looked like a 40 something year old man and i was like a full grown 40 year

02:41:49.360 old man just just strolled up with a bunch of his homies with a bunch of guns looked me straight in the 0.99

02:41:54.040 dead in the face and said i'm gonna fucking murder you like now i'm in chicago yeah bloods and crips 1.00

02:42:00.200 it was retarded that place is fucked like why i'm 20 years old what am i doing here 1.00

02:42:05.380 i'm in some weird street war now with a bunch of bearded psychos 1.00

02:42:11.640 what what is this why are we here again like fucking 9-11 bro that doesn't hey that that doesn't 0.96

02:42:19.120 make a lot of sense though like that this place that you understand this country had nothing to 0.98

02:42:25.360 do with that right no the guy he fucking so you invade the what why are we in iraq what is happening 0.98

02:42:34.520 oh we're gonna attack seven countries in five years oh okay they just tell you outright this 0.99

02:42:40.320 fucking general's like hey and no one cares like people are fucked wesley clark hey um hey hey whole 0.99

02:42:50.400 world uh just something i thought you should know again as a fucking decent human being uh i'm a very 1.00

02:42:57.440 important general in the united states military and i have discovered apparently um they plan to attack 0.95

02:43:03.300 all of these people for you know i don't know revenge for 9-11 or something but very alarming seems to

02:43:09.480 be no reason and it seems to be coming from places that i don't i mean i don't know where this is

02:43:13.420 coming from but we're just apparently we're going on a rampage everybody so i don't know i don't know 0.94

02:43:18.160 what to think about that and everyone's like let's go watch delete the fucking leafs and the 0.99

02:43:25.400 hatches on boy holy fuck boy this dear boy they got gary roberts fucking brian leach is on the 0.99

02:43:31.840 fucking team brian leach boy nader meyer like hello 1.00

02:43:37.680 nah 1.00

02:43:40.960 then

02:43:44.640 like we'll do like what if only only a certain percentage of people ever figure it out or ever

02:43:53.360 alerted to it and it always stays the same like throughout history that's a real fear

02:43:58.960 because i've read a lot of this kind of situation that we're in is not new this is in fact this is

02:44:05.660 often this is a lot of the time except they're much more powerful now than they've been but you

02:44:12.020 know more or less it's kind of the same thing it's just happening everywhere instead of locally in these

02:44:16.220 pockets of you know cultures and different times and so on and they have books about you know the kinds

02:44:20.320 of things that happen and uh yeah it's uh

02:44:24.860 it's getting a little it's getting a little weird

02:44:29.320 giving a lot of money away to really creepy strange people

02:44:33.580 pre-dictatorship times well we're kind of in one

02:44:37.220 doesn't matter doesn't matter we're gonna put obama in and everything's gonna be exactly the same

02:44:45.680 so you know what are we doing in any of these places nobody knows nobody

02:44:48.240 we're just on autopilot like

02:44:52.780 you you don't like people don't feel some responsibility to say something and be like

02:44:57.840 wait are we are we just totally as people because you're responsible right

02:45:01.720 i was thinking about this earlier

02:45:05.440 and this is kind of what i'm this is how i think

02:45:09.080 and i and this because this is true

02:45:11.580 people will say you know especially it's funny just the war stories maybe brought it up 0.91

02:45:17.700 but uh you know people ask different guys and be like oh did you so did you fucking smoke anybody 0.92

02:45:23.620 and it's like 0.92

02:45:24.440 if you're in let's say you're in a you're in a in a lav turret

02:45:30.080 and to kill this guy the driver has to put the vehicle in the right position

02:45:38.840 the crew commander has to tell the gunner where to target and order him to fire 0.98

02:45:44.340 and then the gunner controlling the mechanism has to pull the

02:45:47.400 all three of these people have to work together to do this

02:45:49.940 who killed him all of them they all killed him 0.88

02:45:55.840 if there's a sniper you know he's got a number two he's doing the windage calculations and all that

02:46:04.020 measuring and he's the spotter right but that's it that job is required to do this job 0.79

02:46:07.920 so when they when he fucking ranges a guy in and he takes him out like who killed him well 0.98

02:46:14.540 technically they both did morally because if you're in a fucking drive-by shooting 0.99

02:46:19.320 oh i was just driving you know they'll put you in jail for like 20 years for that shit right 0.99

02:46:25.900 if you know what you're doing and i'm pretty sure soldiers know what they're doing 0.99

02:46:30.200 wasn't it oh i didn't know i was just driving i was just driving this armored war machine

02:46:36.540 and unbeknownst to me they started killing people i was like wait a minute i didn't have to 0.99

02:46:41.660 you fucking try to pull that kind of argument here you go to prison forever 0.97

02:46:44.520 so morally everybody's responsible in a lot of in a lot of ways i mean the people that are directly 0.99

02:46:49.680 involved anyway

02:46:50.520 so using that logic

02:46:58.300 there's a lot of people responsible for a lot of bad things oh i just i didn't i didn't mandate it 0.99

02:47:05.080 i just fucking 0.92

02:47:05.820 oh i was just doing what i was told i didn't of course you were you were just performing a critical 0.99

02:47:12.740 function in the mechanism of necessary mechanisms to achieve the desired result

02:47:17.480 and without your participation the chain would have broken and it wouldn't have worked

02:47:21.520 yes you were just doing your job as a good little cog in a greater machine that you didn't even

02:47:27.100 understand you didn't understand it and you felt like you didn't even have a responsibility to you

02:47:31.560 didn't ask any questions you didn't you didn't look into anything you just rolled with it and you

02:47:36.100 just rolled with it and you thought it was easier to attack your fellow citizens and point and ridicule

02:47:41.200 and mock the people around you the people of your own your own nation your own people and call them 0.55

02:47:45.940 crazy and side with billionaire pharmaceutical companies and billionaire tech giants and massive 0.73

02:47:51.960 war criminals and pedophiles and all of these people this is all demonstrably true this is who 0.99

02:47:56.740 you've chosen to side with against your own fucking people and i gotta say we're really really not 0.99

02:48:04.340 pumped about that so i don't i just the path forward you want to and the irony especially in canada 0.99

02:48:14.180 right now there's a lot of talk of reconciliation right oh the the reconciliation the reconciliation

02:48:20.260 mm-hmm interesting

02:48:24.420 i saw a picture today and at first i was like i don't know how to feel about this and then i was like no

02:48:35.940 no someone does need to see this this is maybe why i saw it it was a picture of um dan hartman

02:48:44.600 standing kneeling over his son's grave

02:48:48.420 and i had just like you know i was literally with my son when i saw this photo

02:48:56.480 and he said how do you visit your son this is how i this is how i visit mine and that was the photo

02:49:04.320 this is not okay 0.91

02:49:11.360 like people should be retweeting stuff like that tagging every fucking everybody not a targeting a 1.00

02:49:26.640 political party not we're gonna get the libs out you're being a fucking baby you're being a coward 1.00

02:49:32.460 little baby and you can't accept reality they're all fucking bastards dude they're all killers they 1.00

02:49:38.640 knew what they were doing and they did it anyway and they got rich and they know what's going on 1.00

02:49:41.600 they know there's a fucking nci they know all of this shit they know about dan hartman they know all 1.00

02:49:45.520 this they don't care they don't care and you know they don't care 1.00

02:49:51.040 but you'll rather attack your own fucking people than these monsters and you know why you do it 1.00

02:49:57.980 because you're fucking scared of them you're a coward you're a little bitch and you think if you do 1.00

02:50:02.500 their bidding they're gonna pet you like a good little stooge you'll be safe 1.00

02:50:05.760 you're a fucking renfield 1.00

02:50:08.260 gross man that's like one of the you're you're literally that guy from 300 what was the 1.00

02:50:18.340 the freaks that the goblin guy he sold them out to the persians and gave them the fucking map to the 0.99

02:50:25.200 back door and fucked them over nephialtis or something or effialtis that's what it was and he says 0.98

02:50:31.200 it was one of the coolest lines in the movie i watched that movie overseas about a million times 0.99

02:50:37.060 me and my my other my other buddy the other machine gunner in my fucking section tom and he's 0.99

02:50:41.340 like you want to you want to watch 300 i was like yep it was we should watch like stepbrothers 0.98

02:50:46.660 and fucking was stepbrothers out there no the one talladega nights that one all the time 0.97

02:50:50.860 and it just it was funny we just would repeat the lines we we started to slowly become will 0.99

02:50:55.760 farrell and john riley and you want to watch 300 yep fucking love this movie me too man you know 0.75

02:51:04.380 anyway 300 was one of them and effialtis he betrays the he betrays the greeks and they lose the war

02:51:13.020 and they're gonna lose the battle anyway they actually win the war because of this heroic stand

02:51:16.640 that these guys put on they provided enough time and held the persians off long enough for the greeks 0.98

02:51:20.300 to organize in the different tribes and people to be like we're all gonna die if we don't if 0.99

02:51:23.840 otherwise they would have been overrun it would have been too late they would have been fucked 0.95

02:51:26.220 so these guys gave their lives to preserve the the greek uh nation sparta anyway and uh you know 0.97

02:51:34.180 it was in their society in their culture it was an honor to you know die in battle you know because

02:51:40.640 it's like sooner or later it probably will happen to you if you keep fighting so it's like if you're

02:51:44.780 you're a guy that fought so long already got like that's the ultimate sacrifice that you've given

02:51:48.700 to your people as like i'll die to keep this going like that's how hard i'm willing 0.99

02:51:53.700 to go and that would that was like that kind of ultimate masculine fucking honor that you know 0.98

02:52:02.620 that's how they that's how they fucking lived and they meant it you know and in the movie 0.95

02:52:09.060 somebody probably said something similar in real life he looks at him he's like sniveling this 0.97

02:52:15.300 little backstabber and the king realizes what happened he looks at him he sees him he's like

02:52:19.520 you know and he's like just there and he goes may you live forever you know he tells him just live 0.99

02:52:26.540 forever with the fucking shame that's where it's like a punishment he's like hopes he lives forever 0.98

02:52:32.820 you know like it's possible we could have a society that cared about real things again 0.99

02:52:43.560 that's not impossible it has happened before that's the other thing the other side of this 1.00

02:52:48.660 history coin where you have man this is shitty we have a bunch of shitty pieces of garbage people 1.00

02:52:53.300 running everything boo this is gay boo also though there were some times where it was like those 1.00

02:52:58.640 guys were fucking cool that's some good good yes when you read about how they how life how things 0.99

02:53:03.780 work the things that they valued what they thought was important what they pursued what they you know 0.96

02:53:07.920 preserved and what they you know you're like this is all very seems good and awesome you know for the

02:53:12.720 most part you know some they didn't have crazy gods and sacrifices and besides that there's a reason

02:53:20.080 a lot of there's a reason contemporary uh people still study these things and and study things like

02:53:24.700 uh you know those thinkers in that in that time because it was like they were trying to they were the 0.97

02:53:30.140 they were good they were trying to fucking you know instead of not tearing shit down trying to live

02:53:36.460 to a higher standard and a higher you know or a higher ideal of a person and you know if we all did 0.99

02:53:42.440 that should that then not reflect the world around us not reflect that if we're all trying as hard as

02:53:48.500 we can to be the best people the most honorable upright like that's currency money isn't it like

02:53:53.840 what what what what's impressive like the you know the honor and renown that people have because

02:53:58.640 they're so fucking based you know like that guy man you know that's that's what you know gives them 0.91

02:54:03.900 you know the the status or that's what gives them the um you know that's what's that's what's 1.00

02:54:08.100 valuable that's that's what people chase instead of chasing money and crap and garbage and fucking 0.99

02:54:13.800 plastic surgery and like what where is this going we've taken people's eyes off of the prize 0.99

02:54:19.640 and focused it on on garbage and nonsense so is it strange at all that when you look around oh the 0.99

02:54:25.760 world is garbage and nonsense gee i wonder how that happened because nobody's nobody's fucking 1.00

02:54:29.500 trying anymore even i mean gives a shit so obviously everything's going to fall apart 0.99

02:54:33.500 so therefore like that's what that's what civilization is based on those morals and 0.96

02:54:39.300 values that that's the foundation of what we need to be successful to build advance grow and do 0.99

02:54:45.440 better and these fucking they're just cloud everything they're oh my god they're incessant goblins 0.99

02:54:51.540 you know oh but we do win every once in a while sometimes there are periods in history where you're 0.99

02:55:02.120 like hmm things were good things were good in the kingdom you know before the dark times before the

02:55:12.760 empire um let's finish these off status those platyses might be slightly off topic but when i was 16 my dad 0.98

02:55:19.280 took me to see no country for old men in theaters great fucking movie thanks dad for not being gay 0.98

02:55:24.400 yes your dad was based that movie was great that was one of the best movies i've ever seen i think 0.99

02:55:31.120 you don't really realize you're seeing a classic movie this is how you know this is how i always did 0.99

02:55:36.920 it because i'm a fucking film critic now welcome to the evening of douchebag assholes we're going to 1.00

02:55:44.020 review the oh i thought the acting was a tragedy yes the cinematography shut the fuck oh my god 1.00

02:55:50.300 those people were pompous did you like it was it good yes no fuck off oh have a fucking glass of wine 1.00

02:55:58.420 your highness the fucking count of monte cristo is here to dissect the latest tom cruise film 1.00

02:56:05.860 anyway garbage if it's really bad you don't even remember what you watched on the drive home 0.99

02:56:21.120 you know they say oh it's a good movie if you know you're talking about it on the drive home

02:56:25.080 it was probably good you wanted to or it was really bad but if you don't even remember it like

02:56:29.480 you're already home and you're like you don't even think about it anymore horrible

02:56:32.500 but once sometimes you watch something and you're like you're thinking about it for days

02:56:38.480 after the fact you're just like remembering parts of the movie like that was crazy you know and you

02:56:43.100 have to tell other people about it like i saw something the other day that really that's a

02:56:46.920 fucking great movie and there's not very many of those anymore i used to love that i used to love

02:56:51.340 discovering something like that and there's just so many interesting things happening and thought and 0.95

02:56:55.840 things to uh think about the different themes and things they're suggesting it just uh you know it 0.98

02:57:00.880 sparks the creativity and they've taken that away now only idiots and ai can produce films and art 1.00

02:57:08.220 based on maximum consumer uh you know output we gotta we gotta have 20 percent gays we have to have 1.00

02:57:13.720 the latinos in here we have to fucking follow a fucking formula so the fucking sustainable development 0.99

02:57:19.480 goals from this company owned by vanguard owned by soros fucking owns this studio who owns it's 1.00

02:57:24.440 fucking ridiculous man everything sucks yes these fucking people have literally siphoned the life out 1.00

02:57:32.260 of everything and i it's so maddening when people don't see any of it 1.00

02:57:38.620 and insist it's not even real it's like if it's not real i'm not real that's what you're that's what

02:57:48.120 you're asking me to believe all these things you think they're just not real okay i must not be real 0.91

02:57:53.020 either that's how obvious it is to us it's all just whatever okay let me just fucking overdose on 1.00

02:58:00.660 lsd then and we i'll go live in the woods as a fairy person the fuck are you talking about 1.00

02:58:05.460 no they must be they must all be crazy surely we can trust these billionaires these massive 1.00

02:58:10.380 corporations these war criminals money launderers pedophile island goers we'll never get that client 0.99

02:58:16.000 list will we you can trust them of course of course and you can trust the people that are all around 0.86

02:58:26.500 them and say nothing and do nothing you know what they do they look down at the guy bleeding with the

02:58:33.660 head wound on the side of the road and they step over them

02:58:36.860 cool you know way to try way to try and when we were kids it seems like the most natural thing

02:58:48.780 when you when you first become basically sentient as a child you're like five right four like when

02:58:54.100 you have early memories and kids basically all understand immediately like okay now i'm here i can

02:59:05.260 talk now and okay how do we let's do good stuff now let's make things better and do things like

02:59:11.460 that's their that's all i want to do they want to do like heroic things and climb mountains and save

02:59:18.000 people's lives you know it's like that's that's what we were meant to be that's that's why like

02:59:29.980 you're brand new you haven't been corrupted yet and your first instinct is to right wrongs save people

02:59:37.800 make things better make people happy that's what you're that's what you're supposed to do you're 0.94

02:59:42.880 five years old and you know this like it's not fucking complicated well actually we have to shut 0.99

02:59:54.240 the fuck up criminal go shill some bitcoin some more was i talking about that i was posting about that 0.99

03:00:01.100 fucking guy i'm the i'm the finance wizard i'm the gonna criticize every financial thing all the time 1.00

03:00:09.220 i'm fucking the i'm mr fucking money man i'm mr responsible i'm the greatest financial mind in 0.99

03:00:16.800 this i should be running this country i'm so good at this well this is how we're gonna not fucking go 0.99

03:00:20.660 broke and this is how we're gonna i am mr money i i'm like mr money guy shut up millhouse 0.67

03:00:27.060 mr money guy should know that when up when a stock or a commodity or an anything that you can invest in

03:00:38.580 is at what we call an all-time high as in it's never in history been more expensive than it is

03:00:45.740 right now that is the worst time to buy

03:00:50.520 especially when you look at the historical trends where there's a lot of these rapids ups and then

03:00:57.320 immediate crashes and so on so it's like this this this peak this run as we'd call it looks like it's

03:01:04.000 gotta see it's gonna steam out any minute dude it's going straight in the air now it's gonna

03:01:08.180 fucking pop and that's when he's like you should you should put all your money in this this is the 0.81

03:01:13.800 future this is what we're gonna do 0.99

03:01:15.280 and they did and you know what happened in the following weeks people lost insane amounts of

03:01:24.060 money like seniors lost everything people fucking invested money oh the bitcoin because who watches 0.95

03:01:31.880 this is the stuff boomers do whoops like i know people that happened to they all crazed up because 0.97

03:01:41.600 it was fucking it was banging you know let's get it on the craze that's weird yeah i just think that's 0.98

03:01:46.140 weird i would have thought mr money you know genius would have understood the basic fundamentals of 0.99

03:01:51.020 trading as in it oh it's never been more expensive in history you say i i think i'll pass for now i think 0.99

03:01:57.920 i'll just chill for a little bit why because an idiot knows it's going to be cheaper tomorrow 0.99

03:02:03.900 that's why no no sell it to the suckers like i'm this is day one shit i'm not i'm not lying ask anybody 1.00

03:02:12.920 that's ever done any trading or anything like that it's like this is this is like him taking advantage 0.99

03:02:20.020 of you for getting in a boxing ring and he doesn't even you're just hands are down at your sides you have

03:02:23.420 no idea what boxing is he just starts punching you in the face like oh your hands are supposed

03:02:27.580 to go up oh wow some people do that everybody does that oh yeah some people yeah lots of people just 0.98

03:02:34.600 fight with their hands down by their knees and just get fucking dummy all over the ring 0.98

03:02:37.220 so i mean i don't know a glimpse into some fucking leadership decisions 0.99

03:02:43.160 is it malice was he taking advantage of people to make money was he going to be the bag you know 0.98

03:02:51.020 you're the bag man right so when you buy in he cashes out you take his bag he leaves with the

03:02:56.820 money and that's where the phrase holding the bag comes from i'm gonna leave you holding the bag

03:03:00.900 did he leave people holding the bag i've no one ever really talked about this and i forgot all about 0.99

03:03:07.400 it and then i saw this cartoon that karima made and i was like oh yeah that was fucked what the fuck was 0.96

03:03:15.000 that so you're either did that or are you just like hey i'm the money guy and i you actually have 0.99

03:03:23.640 no idea what you're doing you're just repeating shit somebody else has told you and when you're 0.99

03:03:28.300 not being handled you're doing stupid things that make no sense and it's terrible financial advice 0.99

03:03:33.320 these are these are the scenarios we have now and i don't like either of those 0.99

03:03:38.620 is there another explanation for why you're like hey everybody buy all the bitcoin dictor did that

03:03:44.880 too by the way and then he went to a bitcoin conference so you know strange strange behavior

03:03:51.760 from conservatives especially conservatives that claim to be financially uh you know responsible

03:03:59.640 telling people to make reckless decisions 0.93

03:04:03.340 and you know i just i just something about that just fucking rubs me wrong way you know 0.97

03:04:11.740 all right i'm almost there i almost made it i did three straight fucking hours with nothing 0.97

03:04:17.980 fuck yeah the shirt brought it that's what it is that's what it is i had to go to old reliable 0.99

03:04:23.680 i had to bring out the fucking old like a rocky movie right i had to bring out the old trunks 0.99

03:04:28.180 with the blood on them like we're going we're fucking going back in start the fucking montage music 0.99

03:04:34.900 that's how it's gonna be 1.00

03:04:41.240 what a stupid stream whatever fuck you 1.00

03:04:47.320 i'll i'll go crazy i can't i can't be like this every day i can't just 1.00

03:04:53.300 we gotta take breaks guys we need packs of velociraptors

03:04:59.880 we need training montages of guys just getting jacked and i don't mean like i lost five pounds i 0.94

03:05:07.840 mean no they're going for it like i am gonna be a fucking extra on 300 and we've got 0.96

03:05:14.120 we control velociraptors other things that i i don't recall i probably said a lot of crazy stuff 0.96

03:05:20.920 it's all true i meant every word it's all gonna happen you can't stop me i'm a supervillain

03:05:28.500 i'm more powerful than you've ever imagined

03:05:33.080 broken pipe thank you very much sir a few shekels for phillips war chest to destroy rebel news

03:05:38.480 stay tuned on that one michael the conqueror jacked he says thank you very much sir 0.93

03:05:43.080 if you're going to die die huge

03:05:48.660 wallbanger thank you very much 0.94

03:05:54.420 julio 59

03:05:58.580 wahaton and heron now black belt this is a jaded mandarin wallbanger 0.69

03:06:02.660 wallbanger simon de biguay can't be dread cindy lee simon de biguay pilot mike tried to type an

03:06:10.840 intelligent message but this will make me laugh while listening to the audio tomorrow

03:06:13.900 thank you very much mike hipocratize thank you very much jenstein tessus platys brad fenton

03:06:21.620 i thought i fucked up the sound but i didn't 0.93

03:06:26.300 i see all the angry faces 0.94

03:06:28.900 these goblins will never die

03:06:32.520 i'm not asking for another chance

03:06:36.420 i just want a suitcase nuke

03:06:39.680 soon

03:06:44.340 space carrying man on the mountain

03:06:52.920 but good night neighbors

03:06:54.920 if you hate me i hate you too but if you had a good time you guys are awesome

03:06:59.860 it's that simple

03:07:01.660 that grandpa jenstein again godzilla

03:07:06.980 an ear to hear ginger snaps island jason dan w and nigel to bex demise

03:07:10.580 alex woods lynn fisher of men and kyra thank you guys very much i am gonna go eat i'm starving

03:07:17.560 i'm so hangry and now i'm so

03:07:20.660 i'm tired i don't know i'm probably gonna die

03:07:24.620 like we need to get this over with let's get over come on

03:07:35.860 there's too much foreplay

03:07:37.560 bring out steve austin

03:07:40.060 that was it

03:07:41.520 we've learned guys we learned a lot tonight

03:07:44.340 steve austin is the key

03:07:46.200 he's the key

03:07:47.680 something about steve austin is the key

03:07:50.360 raisingdissident.com for all of my social media links

03:07:58.020 sub stack and uh grift.shop 0.98

03:08:00.240 if you want to buy useless garbage made from chinese slaves 1.00

03:08:02.840 give us your money 1.00

03:08:03.660 you've got money we want some of that money

03:08:05.980 give us your money what are you going to do with it nothing

03:08:07.860 you're not gonna you're not gonna do anything cool like

03:08:10.500 give it to us

03:08:11.700 so do that

03:08:12.700 that's how you grift

03:08:14.880 pro patrick

03:08:18.060 six seven tyrannis 0.99

03:08:19.000 stalin is very gay 1.00

03:08:20.240 fuck him 1.00

03:08:20.860 so get they're all gay 1.00

03:08:22.280 they're all gay 1.00

03:08:23.920 all of them are gay 1.00

03:08:24.980 it's always been like this 0.99

03:08:26.200 so if you want to look out

03:08:30.800 there's no easy no easy no easy no easy to weigh out

03:08:35.520 there's no easy way out

03:08:38.500 there's no easy way out

03:08:40.940 there's no easy way out

03:08:46.040 No, I saw them, Phil.

03:09:08.840 That's why I left them to the end.

03:09:11.940 Those entropy guys.

03:09:12.720 The Odyssey guys are crazy.

03:09:14.040 You know, they'll stick around for anything.

03:09:15.960 Soaker City.

03:09:16.800 Great guy.

03:09:17.940 Great guy.

03:09:18.520 Thank you very much.

03:09:20.920 I don't know.

03:09:21.700 I mean, we just got to cut loose once in a while because at the end of the day, I just, I don't see it.

03:09:27.420 I don't, I honestly don't see it getting better.

03:09:30.520 What are we going to hope for?

03:09:31.920 You know?

03:09:34.680 How could this ever be resolved with this?

03:09:39.060 Phillip, don't tease me like this.

03:09:42.100 Oh my God.

03:09:47.280 Of course, of course, you know him.

03:09:55.100 Why does he look like that, Phil? 0.92

03:09:57.840 I've never seen, he's, I mean, he looks extra insane.

03:10:00.360 Did you give Stone Cold meth?

03:10:04.740 Do you, dude, he was, you gave meth to Stone Cold Steve Austin and told him there was pedophiles everywhere.

03:10:11.860 We are, we are going to need so many neck braces. 0.97

03:10:18.520 I'm breaking the limit inside you.

03:10:21.560 I'm breaking someone to hide you.

03:10:24.520 I'm breaking the limit inside you.

03:10:27.360 I'm breaking the limit inside you.

03:10:33.120 Don't run away, bring it on. 1.00

03:10:35.120 God damn it. 1.00

03:10:44.120 God damn it. 1.00

03:10:46.120 God damn it. 1.00

03:10:48.120 God damn it. 1.00

03:10:49.140 God damn it. 1.00

03:10:50.000 God damn it. 1.00

03:10:53.640 God damn it. 1.00

03:10:54.980 God damn it. 1.00

03:11:02.080 God damn it. 1.00

03:11:03.680 God damn it. 1.00

Raging Dissident Podcast - August 08, 2023

RageCast 361： KNIVES OUT

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