Raging Dissident Podcast - January 02, 2024


RageCast 406： LET IT ROLL


Episode Stats


Length

3 hours and 21 minutes

Words per minute

162.92018

Word count

32,820

Sentence count

2,543

Harmful content

Misogyny

134

sentences flagged

Toxicity

1,404

sentences flagged

Hate speech

210

sentences flagged


Summary

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It's the new year and the new decade is upon us, but it's not as exciting as it used to be. It's a new decade and it's time to reflect on the past year and look forward to the new one.

Transcript

Transcript generated with Whisper (turbo).
Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
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00:00:20.000 Two men looking back at me
00:00:22.000 I said why don't you go away
00:00:24.000 We've all heard your misery 0.97
00:00:26.000 We've all heard your misery
00:00:28.000 You'll be bleeding for detail
00:00:30.000 It ain't hard
00:00:32.000 When we look into your eyes
00:00:34.000 We see
00:00:36.000 How you always
00:00:38.000 Everybody just took my face
00:00:40.000 So why
00:00:42.000 Don't you
00:00:44.000 See all this you're always
00:00:46.000 Happy new year
00:00:48.000 I always look to me this way
00:00:50.000 It's your stogie
00:00:52.000 Come on get it
00:00:54.000 Let's go
00:00:56.000 And it seems like
00:00:58.000 The sorrow
00:01:00.000 Let's you know
00:01:02.000 How was your break Phil?
00:01:04.000 What did you get up to?
00:01:06.000 Oh you poisoned the guy
00:01:08.000 Oh it was a bucket list
00:01:12.000 I'm surprised
00:01:14.000 I'm surprised, he says he's never poisoned anyone before
00:01:16.000 It's weird
00:01:18.000 He's trying out new things
00:01:20.000 He's trying out new things
00:01:22.000 He's trying out new things
00:01:24.000 It's important to be well rounded in your skill set
00:01:26.000 You know?
00:01:28.000 So why
00:01:30.000 Don't you
00:01:32.000 Take all this and go away
00:01:34.000 Why
00:01:36.000 Do you
00:01:38.000 Now it's little to me this way
00:01:40.000 And it seems like
00:01:42.000 Welcome back it's a new year with all the same problems
00:01:44.000 More on fire
00:01:46.000 A little bit more like curry than they used to
00:01:48.000 Now with giant monkey statue 1.00
00:01:58.000 You are fucking 1.00
00:02:00.000 No bloody fuck you 1.00
00:02:02.000 Oh why don't you fucking crash a truck about it? 1.00
00:02:04.000 Palminder why don't you just crash a car about it? 1.00
00:02:06.000 Huh? 0.96
00:02:08.000 Why don't you send bobs and vagine about it? 0.95
00:02:12.000 Oh
00:02:14.000 We are CEOs
00:02:16.000 Yeah 1.00
00:02:18.000 CEOs of fucking crashing cars 1.00
00:02:20.000 Great job 1.00
00:02:22.000 I like Pete
00:02:23.000 Tofu
00:02:24.000 Hacks off
00:02:25.000 Welcome to Brampton
00:02:26.000 It's been in my head all day
00:02:28.000 All for two days
00:02:29.000 We'll probably have to have a musical break
00:02:31.000 To introduce you to the
00:02:33.000 Cultural enrichment and diversity of Brampton, Ontario
00:02:36.000 It's rich
00:02:37.000 It's diverse
00:02:38.000 It's
00:02:39.000 Diverse
00:02:40.000 There's no
00:02:41.000 Very few white people
00:02:42.000 So it's awesome
00:02:46.000 Everything's going really well there
00:02:49.000 Everyone's real pumped
00:02:54.000 Except
00:02:55.000 If you imagine if you were born in say like 0.88
00:02:57.000 I don't know 1970
00:02:58.000 You know
00:02:59.000 1965
00:03:00.000 Maybe somebody around my parents age
00:03:01.000 Right?
00:03:02.000 Grew up in Brampton
00:03:03.000 It's gone now
00:03:04.000 You know
00:03:05.000 Imagine your hometown
00:03:06.000 Where it's just belongs to other
00:03:07.000 Someone else now
00:03:09.000 And they're calling you racist colonizers
00:03:11.000 And how you need to give them more things 1.00
00:03:13.000 We gave you a fucking 1.00
00:03:14.000 You have a whole town 1.00
00:03:18.000 Oh and there's Surrey too?
00:03:19.000 And it's not enough
00:03:20.000 Kalistan now 0.99
00:03:21.000 How many fucking cities and towns do you need exactly? 0.99
00:03:23.000 What cities do you need exactly? 1.00
00:03:26.000 I think you should probably just go home
00:03:29.000 And deal with it there
00:03:31.000 We need the cooks 1.00
00:03:33.000 We need the restaurants 0.96
00:03:35.000 We need
00:03:37.000 We need dark peepee
00:03:39.000 That's who we need
00:03:42.000 My last stream of the year
00:03:44.000 The fairy
00:03:46.000 I got ripped
00:03:48.000 And dark peepee was born 0.94
00:03:49.000 I like him better
00:03:50.000 You know
00:03:51.000 If dark peepee was real peepee 0.89
00:03:52.000 We'd have a serious contender on our hands
00:03:54.000 You know
00:03:55.000 He's still a dweeb
00:03:56.000 But he's got that under
00:03:58.000 You know
00:03:59.000 Undercurrent veneer of like
00:04:00.000 He's
00:04:01.000 I think he either has or wants to hurt people
00:04:02.000 Like I think he's killed someone 0.99
00:04:04.000 Possibly like a hooker 1.00
00:04:05.000 You know 0.99
00:04:06.000 Like I feel like
00:04:07.000 I feel like if there was
00:04:08.000 If there was a dark peepee 0.99
00:04:09.000 He would be the kind of guy 0.99
00:04:10.000 To go on like sex tourism 0.95
00:04:11.000 To like Thailand 0.75
00:04:13.000 Or Columbia
00:04:14.000 Or some sketchy place
00:04:15.000 Where you 1.00
00:04:16.000 Like you can kill people 1.00
00:04:17.000 And just bribe your way 0.99
00:04:18.000 You know what I mean?
00:04:19.000 You can just like
00:04:20.000 No one's gonna 1.00
00:04:21.000 No one's gonna miss some whore 1.00
00:04:23.000 It's common sense 1.00
00:04:25.000 It's just common sense
00:04:29.000 If they had families
00:04:30.000 That cared for them
00:04:32.000 They wouldn't be on the streets 1.00
00:04:33.000 Sucking my penis 1.00
00:04:35.000 It's common sense 1.00
00:04:41.000 He's all fucking huge 0.99
00:04:42.000 And roided out 1.00
00:04:43.000 He's fucking backhanding people in parallel 0.99
00:04:44.000 I'd love that guy 0.99
00:04:45.000 I'd be like hey
00:04:46.000 He's you know
00:04:47.000 What's needed right now
00:04:48.000 It's all about timing guys
00:04:51.000 You cannot stop an idea
00:04:52.000 Whose time has come
00:04:53.000 And I think
00:04:54.000 Roided out
00:04:56.000 Evil dark peepee
00:04:57.000 Puts the glasses back
00:04:58.000 The glasses have to come back on
00:04:59.000 And that's when you know
00:05:01.000 He's done
00:05:02.000 He's done playing games
00:05:04.000 He's not trying to pretend anymore
00:05:05.000 He doesn't care what you think about him anymore 1.00
00:05:07.000 For the cost of a blowjob 1.00
00:05:11.000 How much 0.99
00:05:12.000 How much
00:05:13.000 How much
00:05:14.000 How much
00:05:15.000 How much 1.00
00:05:16.000 How much to fuck you and your mother 1.00
00:05:17.000 In front of your father 1.00
00:05:22.000 I like to feel powerful
00:05:24.000 It makes me feel taller
00:05:25.000 That's why I put lifts in my shoes
00:05:28.000 And I wear makeup
00:05:30.000 Those days are over
00:05:31.000 Not for dark peepee 0.98
00:05:32.000 Dark peepee's going back down to his natural 0.97
00:05:34.000 Five foot nine
00:05:35.000 Five ten
00:05:37.000 He's not wearing makeup
00:05:38.000 Glasses back on
00:05:39.000 Aviators in the garbage 1.00
00:05:40.000 With the homosexual trash 1.00
00:05:41.000 Where it belongs 1.00
00:05:42.000 Aviators don't look cool guys
00:05:44.000 They haven't looked cool
00:05:45.000 Since like the nineties
00:05:46.000 Or I don't know
00:05:47.000 I tried them out once
00:05:49.000 You know for a little while
00:05:50.000 And I was like I just
00:05:51.000 I don't know
00:05:53.000 Doesn't suit my face
00:05:54.000 I don't know if it suits anyone's face
00:05:57.000 I just
00:05:58.000 Every time I think about them
00:05:59.000 I just think big mustache
00:06:01.000 You know some cop pulls you over
00:06:03.000 And it's like
00:06:04.000 There's a way out of this ticket
00:06:05.000 If you know what I mean
00:06:06.000 And you're like I'm not
00:06:07.000 What?
00:06:08.000 Like he's offering 1.00
00:06:09.000 He wants you to suck his dick 1.00
00:06:10.000 Like I don't know 1.00
00:06:11.000 I think aviators are
00:06:12.000 So anyway
00:06:13.000 Bad call
00:06:14.000 But I mean you've got a 0.99
00:06:15.000 You've got a Jewish lesbian 1.00
00:06:16.000 Running the conservative party 0.99
00:06:17.000 Making these calls
00:06:18.000 And she's like
00:06:19.000 You know what you need to do?
00:06:20.000 I just think
00:06:21.000 Who's pro you know
00:06:23.000 Universal basic income
00:06:24.000 And all this
00:06:26.000 That's a doctored video
00:06:28.000 You wish
00:06:29.000 You wish it was?
00:06:31.000 I still want to know
00:06:32.000 What's on the paintings
00:06:33.000 It's what those weird
00:06:34.000 Scary paintings
00:06:35.000 Behind Mr. Magoo there
00:06:36.000 That interview that she did
00:06:38.000 As she thought
00:06:39.000 She'll dress him
00:06:40.000 She'll make him look
00:06:41.000 What she thinks
00:06:43.000 Is um
00:06:44.000 You know
00:06:45.000 A respectable man
00:06:46.000 Would look like
00:06:47.000 We'll make him look tough
00:06:48.000 He'll wear aviators
00:06:49.000 Remember when
00:06:53.000 They put Andrew Scheer
00:06:54.000 On a motorcycle
00:06:55.000 Cause the conservatives
00:06:56.000 Have this problem
00:06:57.000 That they don't have 0.99
00:06:58.000 Testosterone or testicles 0.99
00:06:59.000 They don't have any men 0.97
00:07:00.000 In the party
00:07:01.000 They have a bunch of
00:07:02.000 Nerds and dweebs 1.00
00:07:03.000 And losers 1.00
00:07:04.000 And closet 0.98
00:07:05.000 And or flagrant 0.99
00:07:06.000 You know homosexuals 1.00
00:07:07.000 What is this? 0.99
00:07:08.000 Water?
00:07:09.000 Spill water on myself
00:07:10.000 Ashes
00:07:11.000 That's their problem
00:07:12.000 They had
00:07:13.000 They always have to
00:07:14.000 Try to make them
00:07:15.000 Masculine
00:07:16.000 They put Scheer on a motorcycle
00:07:17.000 It was the most awkward thing
00:07:20.000 Am I
00:07:21.000 Am I powerful?
00:07:25.000 Are the milk people
00:07:26.000 Are they gonna vote for me?
00:07:29.000 He always had that smile
00:07:30.000 Like I don't really
00:07:33.000 I'm an alien
00:07:34.000 I don't know how to
00:07:36.000 I don't know what to do with my face
00:07:40.000 It's like Stephen Harper
00:07:41.000 Can you smile for us Stephen?
00:07:43.000 Oh no
00:07:44.000 Nevermind
00:07:45.000 Nevermind
00:07:46.000 Just yeah
00:07:47.000 Do that weird
00:07:48.000 He looked like
00:07:49.000 What?
00:07:50.000 Who's that guy from Deep Space Nine? 1.00
00:07:52.000 Fucking shapeshifter 1.00
00:07:53.000 Odo 1.00
00:07:54.000 Yeah
00:07:55.000 Um
00:07:56.000 Mr. Prime Minister
00:07:57.000 Can you stop doing Odo face?
00:07:58.000 It's frightening the children
00:07:59.000 I don't know why
00:08:03.000 He doesn't really look
00:08:04.000 It's not that he looks like Odo
00:08:06.000 It's so much as just the energy of Odo
00:08:09.000 No you know what?
00:08:10.000 He does
00:08:11.000 He does look like Odo
00:08:12.000 Go to
00:08:13.000 Go to picture 0.98
00:08:15.000 Oh for fuck's sake 0.98
00:08:16.000 You know 1.00
00:08:17.000 You know when you're like
00:08:18.000 I wanna look at this picture
00:08:19.000 Google image search
00:08:20.000 And you click it and like go to site
00:08:21.000 And you're like
00:08:22.000 Well let me tell you this story on my blog
00:08:23.000 About this photo
00:08:24.000 I don't 0.98
00:08:25.000 I don't fucking care 0.99
00:08:26.000 I don't care about your blog 0.98
00:08:27.000 I just wanna see this picture of this guy
00:08:28.000 There it is
00:08:29.000 There it is
00:08:30.000 Is that not Harper energy?
00:08:31.000 Look at it
00:08:34.000 Like he did a lot of
00:08:35.000 Odo did a lot of Botox
00:08:36.000 Before anybody knew what Botox was
00:08:42.000 Could we get a human being
00:08:44.000 Can we get a human being
00:08:45.000 In the building for once?
00:08:51.000 Somebody with a heartbeat
00:08:52.000 Someone that doesn't have reptile blood
00:08:54.000 Who's like at room temperature all the time
00:08:55.000 Is this what the humans have for dinner?
00:08:58.000 Oh
00:08:59.000 Yes
00:09:00.000 This is our famous
00:09:01.000 Famous
00:09:02.000 Holiday
00:09:03.000 Beverage
00:09:04.000 I'm gonna awkwardly put my arm around my wife
00:09:07.000 Who's gonna go
00:09:09.000 That's awesome
00:09:14.000 What are you guys doing?
00:09:15.000 How's your day going?
00:09:16.000 How's your day going?
00:09:23.000 I mean when you live in Canada
00:09:25.000 It has to be like this
00:09:27.000 T-Money says
00:09:28.000 Dark PP wears prescription pit vipers 0.92
00:09:31.000 Interesting
00:09:32.000 I don't think he would
00:09:33.000 I think he'd be more
00:09:34.000 You know
00:09:35.000 I feel like he'd start
00:09:36.000 It's a tough call
00:09:37.000 We'll have to flesh this out a bit
00:09:38.000 Short and Long says
00:09:39.000 She's pretty masculine 0.93
00:09:40.000 And for a lesbian 0.75
00:09:41.000 I guess 1.00
00:09:42.000 She likely has a bigger dick 1.00
00:09:43.000 Than any of us 1.00
00:09:44.000 Likely many
00:09:45.000 And silicone
00:09:46.000 But bigger
00:09:47.000 That's a fair guess
00:09:48.000 That's a fair guess 0.78
00:09:49.000 I mean lesbians like to have fun 1.00
00:09:50.000 That's why they're lesbians 1.00
00:09:51.000 Right?
00:09:52.000 And you know
00:09:53.000 They'll pretend they don't
00:09:54.000 But who's buying all these dildos?
00:09:56.000 The straight women aren't buying that many dildos 1.00
00:09:58.000 I mean some of them are buying some
00:10:00.000 But generally 0.98
00:10:01.000 If they want dicks 0.96
00:10:02.000 Which are better 0.98
00:10:03.000 They'll get them
00:10:04.000 They can go get them anytime they want
00:10:05.000 If you're at least a three
00:10:08.000 You can get laid anytime you want 1.00
00:10:10.000 If you're a Dartmouth prostitute 1.00
00:10:12.000 You're like a one or two 1.00
00:10:13.000 I mean
00:10:14.000 Men will pay you to like 1.00
00:10:16.000 Close their eyes 0.97
00:10:17.000 And just dump on you 0.53
00:10:18.000 And be like 0.84
00:10:19.000 I'm just gonna pretend
00:10:20.000 You know
00:10:21.000 You're someone else
00:10:22.000 But generally
00:10:24.000 You're at least a three
00:10:25.000 So it's yeah 0.60
00:10:26.000 And obviously homosexual men 1.00
00:10:28.000 You know
00:10:29.000 Let's
00:10:30.000 Everyone wants to pretend
00:10:31.000 This is who dildos are for 1.00
00:10:32.000 But we all 0.99
00:10:33.000 It's for homosexual men and lesbians 1.00
00:10:34.000 And I mean
00:10:36.000 I don't think they've ever sold
00:10:37.000 What's the metric on that?
00:10:38.000 I bet there's a correlation between
00:10:39.000 You know
00:10:40.000 Rising Weimar conditions
00:10:41.000 And dildo sales
00:10:43.000 I would
00:10:44.000 I would hazard a guess
00:10:49.000 Specifically those ones
00:10:50.000 Because dildos are purely for 1.00
00:10:51.000 Either sodomy 1.00
00:10:52.000 Or lesbians 1.00
00:10:53.000 Which you know
00:10:55.000 As that rises
00:10:56.000 More sodomy 0.94
00:10:57.000 Yeah
00:10:58.000 Yeah
00:10:59.000 So that's in the future guys
00:11:00.000 Somebody write this down
00:11:02.000 For the future volumes
00:11:03.000 For the future volumes of our ancient texts
00:11:04.000 That we need to preserve
00:11:05.000 For our generations
00:11:06.000 Our children and their children
00:11:07.000 To know the warning signs
00:11:08.000 And the advancing encroachment
00:11:10.000 Of nonsense
00:11:11.000 When the dildo sales
00:11:13.000 When there's a stock market exchange
00:11:14.000 When there's an exchange
00:11:15.000 An ETF
00:11:16.000 On the
00:11:17.000 On the Wall Street
00:11:19.000 You're in trouble
00:11:22.000 Doings is writing it down
00:11:23.000 Good
00:11:24.000 Good
00:11:25.000 Good
00:11:26.000 Good
00:11:27.000 I don't want to lose this knowledge
00:11:28.000 This is important stuff
00:11:30.000 We need to know
00:11:31.000 Chucky Circus is kind of proud
00:11:32.000 I had something to do
00:11:33.000 With the creation of
00:11:34.000 Dark PP
00:11:35.000 Yeah he's funded by China too 1.00
00:11:39.000 Unlike other weak bitch PP 1.00
00:11:43.000 I only care about winning 1.00
00:11:46.000 I am ideologically driven
00:11:48.000 To clear the nation 1.00
00:11:50.000 Of scum 1.00
00:11:52.000 Of garbage 1.00
00:11:53.000 Where it goes 0.99
00:11:54.000 Where it belongs
00:11:55.000 In the dumpster
00:11:57.000 So yes
00:11:58.000 I've taken a great deal of money
00:12:00.000 From the Chinese 0.99
00:12:02.000 And in exchange
00:12:03.000 I have emptied
00:12:04.000 Many of our prisons
00:12:05.000 And given them to the Chinese government
00:12:08.000 For slave labor
00:12:10.000 Big deal
00:12:11.000 What are you going to do about it?
00:12:13.000 Nothing
00:12:14.000 Common sense
00:12:16.000 We have something they want
00:12:18.000 Slave labor 0.98
00:12:20.000 They have something I want
00:12:22.000 Extreme amounts of money
00:12:25.000 To wage war 0.64
00:12:26.000 On my enemies
00:12:28.000 This is a no brainer
00:12:29.000 Just because you don't have 1.00
00:12:32.000 The slightly below average penis 1.00
00:12:33.000 That Dark PP has 0.99
00:12:36.000 You don't understand this game
00:12:39.000 You don't know what it takes
00:12:41.000 To be up here
00:12:43.000 With these
00:12:44.000 I don't wear the lifts anymore
00:12:46.000 I knew that I was lying to myself
00:12:48.000 And it was weakening me as a man
00:12:50.000 Which is
00:12:52.000 Hard to believe
00:12:53.000 I could have gotten any weaker
00:12:58.000 Oh 1.00
00:12:59.000 They're all shitty 1.00
00:13:00.000 They're all shitty 1.00
00:13:02.000 Free speech zones 0.99
00:13:03.000 I sent you the White Stones 0.96
00:13:04.000 New hit
00:13:05.000 Pajitar and the monkey man
00:13:06.000 On telegram
00:13:07.000 Oh nice
00:13:09.000 Check your DMs
00:13:10.000 I rarely do
00:13:11.000 I don't like to 0.99
00:13:12.000 Because my DMs are fucking crazy 0.95
00:13:13.000 So I'm pretty much just 0.95
00:13:14.000 Down to like a circle
00:13:15.000 Of like six guys
00:13:17.000 Morgan and six guys
00:13:18.000 Is basically all that
00:13:19.000 Cause I can't
00:13:20.000 There's no time man 0.98
00:13:21.000 It's that fucking crazy all the time 0.97
00:13:23.000 There's a lot going on 0.98
00:13:24.000 And I just
00:13:25.000 I don't know how people do it
00:13:26.000 You can't sit there and
00:13:29.000 Like this is bad guys
00:13:30.000 This is not a good thing
00:13:31.000 This is an addiction
00:13:32.000 And this is a time suck
00:13:33.000 Like no other
00:13:35.000 People are sitting on their phones
00:13:37.000 All day long
00:13:38.000 Just texting
00:13:39.000 You might as well just be
00:13:42.000 Sitting in a field
00:13:43.000 And staring at the sky
00:13:46.000 And we wonder why
00:13:47.000 Nothing can get done
00:13:48.000 Like
00:13:51.000 How many years
00:13:52.000 It's been two years
00:13:53.000 Since I've decided
00:13:54.000 I was going to get in shape
00:13:55.000 I haven't done it yet
00:13:56.000 But I have talked an awful lot
00:13:57.000 About it on the internet
00:14:00.000 Soon I'll be ready
00:14:01.000 You're ready when you start
00:14:08.000 I just gotta warm up to the idea
00:14:12.000 Dark Peepy 0.96
00:14:14.000 He's the villain kid
00:14:15.000 From Despicable Me
00:14:17.000 I don't remember that movie
00:14:19.000 Oh
00:14:20.000 Oh maybe I do
00:14:21.000 Yeah he was like the little kid
00:14:22.000 Despicable Me was the one
00:14:23.000 With Steve Carell
00:14:24.000 As the guy with the nose
00:14:26.000 He looked kinda like Dr. Evil
00:14:27.000 Yeah I think I've got the right movie
00:14:28.000 Mary Jane Crystal says
00:14:29.000 Happy New Year to you and Morgan
00:14:30.000 Love the new time slot
00:14:31.000 Yeah
00:14:32.000 Most people like it
00:14:33.000 A couple don't
00:14:34.000 I like it because I don't have to stay up
00:14:35.000 Nearly as late
00:14:37.000 Says uh 0.93
00:14:38.000 What's up with cock 0.95
00:14:39.000 His evidence wasn't very evidencey 0.99
00:14:41.000 Is he super cringy
00:14:42.000 Is he okay?
00:14:43.000 No he's not okay
00:14:44.000 None of those people are okay
00:14:46.000 It's a new year guys
00:14:49.000 Where's my
00:14:50.000 What do I want?
00:14:51.000 What do I want?
00:14:54.000 Pete
00:14:55.000 Pick a song
00:14:56.000 I'm just gonna pretend Pete is here
00:14:57.000 Pete is here
00:14:58.000 Pete is my Jamie now
00:15:01.000 What the hell is it?
00:15:05.000 Yeah alright 0.90
00:15:06.000 What was I saying?
00:15:07.000 Yeah it's a new year guys
00:15:08.000 Things have changed
00:15:09.000 If you haven't noticed
00:15:10.000 The temperature outside
00:15:11.000 Is getting a little uh
00:15:12.000 Warm and it's not from uh
00:15:13.000 It's not from climate change
00:15:23.000 Now
00:15:24.000 I get it
00:15:26.000 I get it
00:15:28.000 You wanna believe
00:15:30.000 That it's still 2005
00:15:34.000 And that you can just say things like
00:15:36.000 Let's be united
00:15:38.000 And
00:15:41.000 We gotta get the libs out 1.00
00:15:43.000 And other mindless platitudes that go fucking nowhere 0.99
00:15:46.000 If you haven't noticed 0.99
00:15:48.000 Uh
00:15:49.000 People are dying everywhere
00:15:55.000 You've been doing it your way
00:15:57.000 For
00:15:58.000 20 years?
00:16:03.000 How's that been going for ya?
00:16:05.000 How's the immigration fight been going for ya?
00:16:08.000 Hey CCFR
00:16:09.000 How ya guns doing?
00:16:15.000 How's that responsible government going?
00:16:16.000 How's that responsible government going?
00:16:25.000 There is a lot of people out there
00:16:26.000 That seem to think uh
00:16:29.000 That they
00:16:30.000 They have something to say
00:16:32.000 They don't
00:16:34.000 They don't know anything
00:16:36.000 They've never been anywhere
00:16:38.000 They've never done anything
00:16:40.000 They don't know anything
00:16:42.000 And they can't do anything
00:16:43.000 They just do this
00:16:46.000 Whine and complain
00:16:48.000 And claw 0.98
00:16:49.000 At the very few of us
00:16:50.000 That are actually trying to climb the mountain
00:16:54.000 And we are climbing it
00:16:55.000 And it's working
00:16:57.000 And they don't like it
00:16:59.000 They don't like that all the uh
00:17:01.000 Energy is going elsewhere 0.99
00:17:03.000 Out of their fucking grift 1.00
00:17:04.000 And their narcissistic 1.00
00:17:06.000 Personality disorder 0.85
00:17:07.000 Ego complex
00:17:09.000 So they're real upset about it
00:17:13.000 You live in vans
00:17:15.000 You're drunk in trailer parks
00:17:19.000 You gossip on Facebook pages
00:17:22.000 With nine people 1.00
00:17:28.000 You're a loser 1.00
00:17:32.000 Sort out your fucking life 1.00
00:17:33.000 And get the fuck out of the way 1.00
00:17:39.000 Or get right over 0.84
00:17:41.000 That's all I gotta say about that
00:17:45.000 This is the business 0.97
00:17:47.000 If you're goddamn right 0.99
00:17:49.000 Get the fuck in 1.00
00:17:50.000 Or get the fuck out of the way 1.00
00:17:58.000 Yeah we don't take prisoners anymore 0.96
00:17:59.000 I don't think we really ever did
00:18:00.000 But um
00:18:02.000 Yeah no
00:18:03.000 If you're not
00:18:05.000 If you're not on our team
00:18:06.000 And you counter signal in any way
00:18:07.000 Or you do anything
00:18:08.000 Whatever's at my disposal 1.00
00:18:09.000 To fucking ruin your life 1.00
00:18:10.000 I will do it 1.00
00:18:11.000 I will fire all tour 0.74
00:18:13.000 Everything
00:18:15.000 Everything
00:18:16.000 I will personally go to your wife 1.00
00:18:17.000 And show her pictures of you fucking somebody else 1.00
00:18:19.000 I'll show it right to her 1.00
00:18:20.000 In front of you
00:18:21.000 I'll do it
00:18:22.000 I'll do it 1.00
00:18:23.000 Some of these fucks 1.00
00:18:24.000 Where's it 1.00
00:18:25.000 Hey Albert
00:18:26.000 Are you out here?
00:18:27.000 Albert Kennedy
00:18:28.000 Remember a couple of years ago
00:18:29.000 When they put the
00:18:30.000 They brought the noose out to
00:18:31.000 Tracy Allard's house
00:18:32.000 The MLA
00:18:33.000 I know the police are watching this
00:18:34.000 They watch everything
00:18:35.000 It was that guy
00:18:36.000 It was Albert Kennedy
00:18:37.000 He admitted it to me
00:18:38.000 Bragged about it to me 1.00
00:18:39.000 Because he was kissing my ass for two years 1.00
00:18:40.000 Wall of text 1.00
00:18:41.000 All the time
00:18:42.000 All the time
00:18:43.000 What do you think about this? 1.00
00:18:44.000 You're my fucking hero 1.00
00:18:45.000 All the time 0.99
00:18:46.000 All the time
00:18:47.000 Skirgsberg
00:18:48.000 Schizo 0.93
00:18:49.000 Loser 0.99
00:18:50.000 No life 0.94
00:18:51.000 Nothing to do
00:18:52.000 Nothing else to do
00:18:53.000 Here's a conspiracy theory
00:18:54.000 Starts talking about my family
00:18:55.000 Hey don't talk about my family 1.00
00:18:56.000 Shut the fuck up 1.00
00:18:57.000 Here and here we are 1.00
00:18:58.000 Still
00:18:59.000 That guy
00:19:00.000 Yeah I was like 1.00
00:19:01.000 Who the fuck are you again? 0.99
00:19:02.000 Alright no one 1.00
00:19:03.000 Let's go
00:19:04.000 I mean who are you?
00:19:05.000 Did you ever send me anything? 1.00
00:19:06.000 Oh yes you're a criminal 1.00
00:19:07.000 Oh 1.00
00:19:09.000 Well
00:19:10.000 In that case
00:19:11.000 Bye bye
00:19:12.000 Don't care dude
00:19:13.000 Don't care 1.00
00:19:15.000 You're not on our fucking team 1.00
00:19:17.000 Uh 1.00
00:19:18.000 Fucking free 0.99
00:19:19.000 Fair game 1.00
00:19:20.000 This is a fucking weapons free zone 1.00
00:19:23.000 2024 is uh 1.00
00:19:24.000 Targets to your front
00:19:26.000 On your own time
00:19:27.000 Go on
00:19:28.000 You know?
00:19:29.000 Targets of opportunity
00:19:31.000 Engage
00:19:32.000 Uh
00:19:33.000 Anyone, anytime, wherever
00:19:34.000 Don't care
00:19:35.000 Um
00:19:36.000 That's the new
00:19:37.000 That's what we gotta do
00:19:38.000 That's the mentality
00:19:39.000 Um
00:19:40.000 Not defensiveness
00:19:41.000 Because people are being defensive
00:19:43.000 Don't call me an M's
00:19:44.000 Oh my god you can't say that
00:19:45.000 That's racist
00:19:46.000 Kids are getting stabbed to death in the street
00:19:48.000 And your concern is I
00:19:49.000 It's racism 1.00
00:19:50.000 Fuck you 1.00
00:19:51.000 You're enabling people to be murdered 1.00
00:19:53.000 Sit the fuck down 1.00
00:19:54.000 Before you're made to sit down 1.00
00:19:56.000 I have a feeling you will be made to sit down anyway
00:19:59.000 As time progresses
00:20:00.000 People won't stand for it 0.97
00:20:01.000 So many people are so fucking upset 0.97
00:20:03.000 With the status quo 0.99
00:20:04.000 They don't fucking care 0.99
00:20:05.000 They're ready to pop dude 0.99
00:20:07.000 Let me tell you something about Whitey 1.00
00:20:12.000 Blackpilled
00:20:13.000 Great guy
00:20:14.000 Devin Stack
00:20:15.000 Check him out if you don't know who he is
00:20:16.000 Very intelligent
00:20:17.000 I really liked a lot of his work
00:20:18.000 Especially on propaganda and the media and stuff
00:20:20.000 He used to work in Hollywood
00:20:21.000 So he knows a lot of
00:20:22.000 It's uh
00:20:23.000 It's fascinating
00:20:24.000 You may learn something
00:20:26.000 He did a breakdown of a movie
00:20:28.000 Office Space
00:20:29.000 You ever see that?
00:20:30.000 Oh that's not what I wanted
00:20:31.000 This is what I wanted
00:20:33.000 Office Space is a character in this movie
00:20:35.000 It's a 90's movie
00:20:36.000 It's got Jennifer Aniston in it 1.00
00:20:37.000 So there's one reason to watch it maybe
00:20:40.000 It's pretty funny
00:20:41.000 It's the guy that does
00:20:43.000 Mike Judge
00:20:46.000 And Milton is a character in this movie
00:20:49.000 And he's kind of like
00:20:50.000 Long story short
00:20:51.000 Milton is like
00:20:52.000 The micro
00:20:56.000 Macro
00:20:57.000 Meta version
00:20:58.000 Of just like
00:20:59.000 White guy reaction
00:21:00.000 To bad situations
00:21:06.000 And at first
00:21:07.000 When you know 1.00
00:21:08.000 They fuck this guy over 1.00
00:21:09.000 They treat him like shit 1.00
00:21:10.000 They stop paying him 1.00
00:21:11.000 They put him in the basement
00:21:12.000 Like they just keep
00:21:13.000 Abusing him
00:21:14.000 And at first
00:21:15.000 He has a very like
00:21:16.000 That he's being
00:21:17.000 You know
00:21:18.000 He's
00:21:19.000 Beside himself
00:21:20.000 Very upset
00:21:21.000 And then he goes
00:21:22.000 You know what no
00:21:23.000 I'm just gonna put
00:21:24.000 It'll
00:21:25.000 You know
00:21:26.000 We'll just keep working
00:21:27.000 You know
00:21:29.000 It's okay
00:21:30.000 It's okay
00:21:31.000 One thing after the other
00:21:32.000 One thing after the other
00:21:33.000 One thing after the other
00:21:34.000 And then he's like 1.00
00:21:36.000 I'm just gonna burn the fucking building down 1.00
00:21:38.000 Now 1.00
00:21:42.000 And that's what he does
00:21:43.000 You know
00:21:45.000 So 1.00
00:21:46.000 I know you fucking losers 1.00
00:21:47.000 I mean cause you're not 1.00
00:21:48.000 I mean you're not men
00:21:49.000 Obviously
00:21:50.000 Right?
00:21:51.000 So you don't understand how men think
00:21:52.000 They don't
00:21:53.000 Typically
00:21:54.000 I mean I'm not really
00:21:55.000 I'm like
00:21:57.000 I'm like a
00:21:58.000 A peacock on meth or something
00:22:00.000 Like I don't
00:22:01.000 I don't really fit into any kind of box
00:22:02.000 I'm you know
00:22:03.000 But I've
00:22:04.000 I've known lots of other
00:22:05.000 You know
00:22:06.000 Stable normal regular men 1.00
00:22:07.000 And
00:22:08.000 It's
00:22:09.000 It's just not
00:22:10.000 In their nature
00:22:11.000 To just 1.00
00:22:12.000 Bitch and whine 1.00
00:22:13.000 And complain about things 1.00
00:22:14.000 Ever
00:22:15.000 Really
00:22:16.000 Kind of suck it up
00:22:17.000 And put up with it
00:22:18.000 Because it's
00:22:19.000 You know
00:22:20.000 But there is a point
00:22:23.000 And we're getting there
00:22:25.000 And I can't wait
00:22:26.000 The
00:22:28.000 It's just
00:22:29.000 You know
00:22:30.000 We all know so many of them
00:22:32.000 They're out there
00:22:33.000 There's a lot of guys 0.97
00:22:34.000 That are not fucking happy 0.95
00:22:35.000 With what's going on 0.97
00:22:36.000 And the problem
00:22:37.000 Is just
00:22:38.000 You know
00:22:39.000 It needs to get a little worse first
00:22:40.000 It's starting to reach out
00:22:41.000 And touch people in places
00:22:42.000 That they don't
00:22:43.000 You know
00:22:44.000 Other cities and suburbs
00:22:45.000 That never used to see this
00:22:46.000 It was you know
00:22:47.000 Contained to the big cities
00:22:48.000 For a long time
00:22:49.000 But the cup
00:22:50.000 Overfloweth
00:22:51.000 As the Globe and Mail article
00:22:53.000 Or cartoon rather
00:22:54.000 Has shown you
00:22:56.000 That was the thumbnail
00:22:57.000 That I used
00:22:58.000 This evening
00:23:00.000 And
00:23:01.000 This
00:23:02.000 What two years ago
00:23:03.000 This might as well
00:23:04.000 Have been a PPC advertisement
00:23:05.000 Right?
00:23:07.000 Because one of the things
00:23:08.000 The PPC was heavily criticized for
00:23:09.000 Was like hey
00:23:10.000 Too much migration 0.98
00:23:11.000 Too many immigrants 1.00
00:23:12.000 Uh
00:23:13.000 It's causing a problem
00:23:15.000 You know
00:23:16.000 It's gonna be bad
00:23:17.000 And
00:23:18.000 Oh my god
00:23:19.000 All these same conservative pundits
00:23:20.000 These
00:23:21.000 Unity
00:23:22.000 And we just have to come together 1.00
00:23:23.000 Shut the fuck up 1.00
00:23:24.000 You were always wrong 1.00
00:23:26.000 You were always
00:23:27.000 Gimmicking off of us
00:23:28.000 Off of me 0.97
00:23:29.000 Off of people like me
00:23:30.000 You never knew anything
00:23:31.000 You just wanna rub shoulders 1.00
00:23:33.000 And repeat shit that we said 1.00
00:23:34.000 Until it became too uncomfortable 0.99
00:23:36.000 Actually 0.76
00:23:37.000 Shut up 1.00
00:23:38.000 Those fucking people 1.00
00:23:40.000 A few years ago 1.00
00:23:41.000 Were like oh
00:23:42.000 It's too extreme
00:23:43.000 It's too extreme
00:23:44.000 Now they're drawing knees
00:23:45.000 In the Globe and Mail
00:23:46.000 It's a liberal newspaper
00:23:47.000 In Canada
00:23:48.000 Say when
00:23:50.000 Pouring teacups of the world
00:23:51.000 That says immigration 0.98
00:23:52.000 Another one that says
00:23:53.000 Temporary residency
00:23:54.000 Into this poor little beaver's cup
00:23:56.000 Who's just
00:23:57.000 Drowning
00:23:58.000 In uh
00:23:59.000 Well temporary residency
00:24:00.000 Is some kind of white liquid
00:24:01.000 And this is some kind of
00:24:03.000 Maybe tea
00:24:04.000 You know
00:24:05.000 To take a page from Tony's book
00:24:08.000 What is this book
00:24:09.000 Does this
00:24:10.000 Is this the browning of Canada 0.94
00:24:13.000 Look
00:24:14.000 Is it 25 million Indians
00:24:15.000 Is this curry
00:24:16.000 Is this the rivers of you know
00:24:17.000 Bangalore
00:24:18.000 Like what is it
00:24:19.000 I don't know
00:24:20.000 I don't know
00:24:21.000 But uh you know
00:24:22.000 Two years ago
00:24:23.000 This is an extreme
00:24:24.000 This is de Sturmer
00:24:25.000 This is uh
00:24:26.000 This is uh 1.00
00:24:27.000 What's that fucking website 1.00
00:24:28.000 That obviously they would 1.00
00:24:30.000 Oh he'd probably post there everyday
00:24:31.000 Um
00:24:32.000 The one that was honey potted
00:24:33.000 Full of feds for uh 1.00
00:24:34.000 The fucking 1.00
00:24:35.000 It doesn't matter 1.00
00:24:37.000 This is what they would have been saying
00:24:42.000 And now it's like
00:24:43.000 Ah you know
00:24:44.000 And you know why
00:24:45.000 Because the average person can feel
00:24:47.000 The temperature changing in the room
00:24:48.000 They know where it's going
00:24:49.000 And it's not with you
00:24:50.000 You backed the wrong horse
00:24:51.000 You uh
00:24:52.000 Took the wrong road
00:24:53.000 And you're going to
00:24:55.000 You're either gonna have to get off of that road
00:24:57.000 And get on this one
00:24:58.000 Or you're just gonna get run over
00:24:59.000 Because you're wrong
00:25:00.000 It's a dead end
00:25:01.000 And you will eventually come up against the wall
00:25:03.000 And you're gonna be
00:25:05.000 And you're gonna re
00:25:06.000 And you're gonna screech 0.61
00:25:07.000 And you're gonna die
00:25:08.000 You're either gonna be pulled 1.00
00:25:09.000 Kicking and screaming 0.55
00:25:10.000 Fairly say something like that
00:25:11.000 I think like that earlier
00:25:12.000 That's either gonna happen
00:25:13.000 You're gonna you know
00:25:14.000 Begrudgingly
00:25:15.000 Like I did
00:25:16.000 Years ago
00:25:17.000 Except this is just how it is
00:25:19.000 You do the math
00:25:20.000 And you do the calculations
00:25:23.000 Which I'm sure many of us have
00:25:24.000 Because listen
00:25:25.000 None of us are bad guys
00:25:26.000 Bad guys 0.52
00:25:27.000 I mean there's a couple of psychos 0.92
00:25:28.000 Let's be let's be fair
00:25:29.000 Let's be fair
00:25:30.000 There are some
00:25:32.000 Problem children
00:25:34.000 Out there
00:25:35.000 But for the most part
00:25:38.000 All of these guys are great guys
00:25:42.000 And to God
00:25:44.000 They love their families
00:25:45.000 They take care of their kids
00:25:46.000 They're interested in being healthy
00:25:47.000 They're interested in their kids doing well
00:25:49.000 They want to see a good stable
00:25:51.000 You know all the normal wholesome things
00:25:55.000 So much so
00:25:56.000 That when you get groups of them together
00:25:58.000 And you're like this is weird
00:25:59.000 This is like how it used to be
00:26:01.000 Like when we were kids you know
00:26:03.000 And you're like what is this
00:26:04.000 This is what normal feels like
00:26:06.000 And when you're with your own tribe and people
00:26:08.000 You suddenly start to feel empowered
00:26:09.000 This is why they want to separate you
00:26:10.000 And keep you isolated and atomized
00:26:12.000 Not collectivized and organized
00:26:14.000 Which is what we will be doing this year
00:26:16.000 It's such a sad situation
00:26:24.000 You know
00:26:25.000 But
00:26:26.000 Yeah a lot of these guys
00:26:27.000 They're great guys
00:26:28.000 And their wives
00:26:29.000 Like they're committed to each other
00:26:30.000 They love their wives
00:26:31.000 Like they're very you know
00:26:32.000 It's admirable
00:26:34.000 And you start to realize
00:26:36.000 These are the good guys
00:26:38.000 This is
00:26:39.000 This isn't
00:26:40.000 Wait a minute
00:26:42.000 But you told me
00:26:43.000 And then you go back
00:26:44.000 You know you go back to the experts
00:26:45.000 And the norm
00:26:47.000 And the good guys
00:26:48.000 The normal people
00:26:49.000 And you're like you're all like 1.00
00:26:50.000 Sick freaks 1.00
00:26:51.000 You're all on drugs 1.00
00:26:52.000 You're all fucking each other 1.00
00:26:53.000 And kids apparently 1.00
00:26:55.000 And you're 1.00
00:26:56.000 Dildo sales are through the fucking roof 1.00
00:27:02.000 What's this? 1.00
00:27:03.000 Slava genocide?
00:27:06.000 Hey! 0.99
00:27:07.000 Hey you guys
00:27:08.000 Over there
00:27:09.000 The evil bad you know
00:27:10.000 Boo boogie
00:27:11.000 What do you guys think about all
00:27:12.000 Oh you're against all the child killing
00:27:14.000 Yeah!
00:27:15.000 See again!
00:27:16.000 Again!
00:27:17.000 They just seem to have all the right takes
00:27:18.000 You know?
00:27:20.000 And so then when they started saying things
00:27:21.000 I'd never heard before
00:27:22.000 I thought
00:27:23.000 Well that sounds crazy
00:27:24.000 But all the other things
00:27:25.000 I mean they seem so
00:27:26.000 Oh they're just right!
00:27:29.000 Oh it's just true!
00:27:30.000 It's just true!
00:27:31.000 And then you have to swallow that lump 1.00
00:27:35.000 And go I feel stupid 1.00
00:27:36.000 And gross 1.00
00:27:37.000 And confused
00:27:38.000 And it's gonna take a little while
00:27:40.000 For the water to settle
00:27:41.000 It's like dropping a bowling ball
00:27:42.000 In a pool guys
00:27:44.000 A lot of people are frustrated 1.00
00:27:45.000 Oh these fucking people man 1.00
00:27:46.000 They don't fuck 1.00
00:27:47.000 It takes a while 1.00
00:27:48.000 Took me probably
00:27:49.000 It was probably a two year process
00:27:51.000 Maybe longer
00:27:52.000 Maybe three
00:27:53.000 Maybe two
00:27:54.000 I would say
00:27:55.000 To go from like complete
00:27:56.000 Sportsball obsessed
00:27:57.000 Vidya game
00:27:59.000 To you know
00:28:00.000 A version of this
00:28:01.000 About two years
00:28:02.000 It's not something
00:28:03.000 You don't you know
00:28:04.000 Read a book
00:28:05.000 And go
00:28:06.000 Well
00:28:07.000 Or at least I didn't
00:28:08.000 I went
00:28:09.000 I require more information
00:28:11.000 Right?
00:28:12.000 I require more information
00:28:13.000 And I just kept doing this
00:28:14.000 Until I'm like 0.93
00:28:15.000 I wanna be fucking sure 0.72
00:28:16.000 Cause this is important 0.96
00:28:19.000 Like if I'm gonna bet my life on this
00:28:21.000 If I'm gonna go all in
00:28:23.000 I wanna be reasonably sure
00:28:25.000 It's the right decision for me
00:28:27.000 I wanna be pretty sure
00:28:28.000 I know what I'm doing
00:28:30.000 Right?
00:28:31.000 So that's what I
00:28:32.000 So that's why I take
00:28:33.000 Most guys like us are like that
00:28:35.000 That's again
00:28:36.000 Another white guy thing
00:28:37.000 Most guys
00:28:38.000 They're not
00:28:39.000 Impulse control
00:28:40.000 Is a little more
00:28:41.000 Take time to think
00:28:42.000 Take time to organize
00:28:43.000 Take time to
00:28:44.000 You know
00:28:45.000 Really think things through
00:28:50.000 That being said
00:28:53.000 We're a couple years deep now 0.97
00:28:55.000 Into scaring this shit out of people 0.97
00:28:57.000 Aren't we? 0.92
00:28:58.000 Yeah 0.99
00:28:59.000 How bad did you guys fuck up? 0.97
00:29:01.000 How bad do you guys think 0.98
00:29:03.000 The bad guys fucked up?
00:29:07.000 Because 0.95
00:29:09.000 They lost Twitter
00:29:11.000 And you just did
00:29:13.000 The most insanely aggressive
00:29:14.000 Fear mongering
00:29:15.000 Lunatic campaign
00:29:16.000 Anyone's ever seen
00:29:17.000 There is almost no one left
00:29:18.000 That is like
00:29:19.000 Oh everything is fine
00:29:20.000 Everything
00:29:22.000 Even like
00:29:24.000 Because they're generally good people
00:29:25.000 And their hearts are in the right place
00:29:26.000 But they are liberals
00:29:27.000 They are liberals
00:29:28.000 And I just think they're wrong
00:29:29.000 But you know
00:29:30.000 I don't have any ill will towards them
00:29:32.000 For now
00:29:33.000 I'm kidding
00:29:36.000 Even they are like
00:29:38.000 You know what I mean?
00:29:40.000 You're not losing a portion of society
00:29:42.000 They're losing society
00:29:44.000 By doing this
00:29:45.000 And at the same time
00:29:46.000 Oh look
00:29:47.000 The floodgates have
00:29:48.000 Have opened again
00:29:50.000 Right on top of the
00:29:51.000 Like little hungry birds
00:29:52.000 Chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp
00:29:54.000 What's happening?
00:29:55.000 Millions of people
00:29:56.000 Are now confused and alarmed
00:29:57.000 And concerned about
00:29:58.000 What's happening in the world
00:29:59.000 To a point that they're actually
00:30:00.000 Really looking finally
00:30:02.000 This is the beginning of the process
00:30:03.000 The beginning of the transformation
00:30:05.000 The evolution into
00:30:07.000 Hitler 0.78
00:30:08.000 Okay
00:30:10.000 So they're chirpity chirp chirp 0.99
00:30:12.000 Now it's just
00:30:13.000 Feeding all the mouths
00:30:14.000 Of the hungry birds
00:30:15.000 And it's crazy to see
00:30:18.000 And if you just hadn't been so greedy 0.99
00:30:20.000 And you just hadn't been so fucking crazy 0.99
00:30:22.000 And you're like 0.99
00:30:23.000 We need to make that money baby
00:30:24.000 We need to make that vaccine money baby
00:30:27.000 You just had to
00:30:28.000 Didn't you?
00:30:29.000 You just had to have another war 0.97
00:30:30.000 Didn't you?
00:30:31.000 You just had to
00:30:32.000 More
00:30:33.000 More
00:30:34.000 More
00:30:35.000 More
00:30:36.000 More
00:30:37.000 More
00:30:38.000 You just
00:30:39.000 Couldn't stop yourself
00:30:40.000 Could you?
00:30:42.000 And I think
00:30:44.000 I'm
00:30:45.000 I don't have a watch Phil
00:30:46.000 Do you?
00:30:47.000 I mean we could say
00:30:51.000 It is
00:30:52.000 January 1st
00:30:53.000 2024
00:30:54.000 This is
00:30:55.000 You know
00:30:56.000 Premature
00:30:57.000 You could say
00:30:58.000 But I'm gonna just do the math quickly
00:30:59.000 You know summarily
00:31:00.000 You know first draft
00:31:01.000 I may have made some mistakes somewhere
00:31:03.000 But generally roughly
00:31:04.000 I'm pretty sure 0.99
00:31:05.000 You done fucked up 0.99
00:31:07.000 And I think it's curtains 1.00
00:31:09.000 I don't
00:31:11.000 I don't know if there's any way out of this now
00:31:15.000 What's your plan now?
00:31:16.000 You gonna do another war?
00:31:18.000 Oh that'll help
00:31:19.000 Hey! 0.99
00:31:20.000 Maybe more lockdown
00:31:21.000 Maybe censor the internet
00:31:22.000 Cause people aren't suspicious already
00:31:23.000 I mean uh 0.93
00:31:29.000 Where's my friggin 0.91
00:31:31.000 I'm in the wrong playlist 0.93
00:31:35.000 Oh that's what I wanted
00:31:36.000 Where is it?
00:31:37.000 Oh right
00:31:38.000 There's
00:31:39.000 There's so many vectors here
00:31:41.000 Economic
00:31:42.000 Like everyone's standard 0.99
00:31:43.000 And that's where you're really fucked up 0.99
00:31:46.000 I love watching nature documentaries 0.99
00:31:48.000 I mean
00:31:49.000 I don't
00:31:50.000 I don't know why I said that
00:31:51.000 Although sometimes
00:31:52.000 I've
00:31:53.000 You know I've seen a few
00:31:54.000 I think they're interesting
00:31:55.000 And there's a lot to learn about life
00:31:57.000 Animal life
00:31:58.000 I mean we do tests on animals
00:31:59.000 We train rodents
00:32:00.000 We do all kinds of things
00:32:01.000 There's all kinds of uh
00:32:02.000 Animal behavior
00:32:03.000 That we can study
00:32:04.000 That you can find in humans
00:32:05.000 And things humans do that animals do
00:32:06.000 You know dolphins murder?
00:32:08.000 Like they have an intent 1.00
00:32:09.000 Like fuck you 1.00
00:32:10.000 And they will murder 1.00
00:32:12.000 Like humans are the only animal 0.92
00:32:13.000 That kills for sport
00:32:14.000 No they're not actually
00:32:15.000 There's tons of other animals to do 1.00
00:32:18.000 What a stupid leftist thing to say 1.00
00:32:20.000 Only humans 1.00
00:32:22.000 They're the worst 0.99
00:32:23.000 Uh
00:32:24.000 Have you met snakes?
00:32:25.000 Like what are you talking about?
00:32:29.000 Cats!
00:32:30.000 Cats just kill mice
00:32:31.000 Because they can!
00:32:32.000 The only reason your cat doesn't kill you
00:32:34.000 Is because it can't
00:32:35.000 If it was big enough
00:32:36.000 And that's the point here
00:32:39.000 We watched one the other night
00:32:41.000 And there's one of these
00:32:42.000 You know
00:32:44.000 Lion trainer guys
00:32:45.000 I guess
00:32:46.000 Somewhere in I don't know
00:32:48.000 Asia I think
00:32:54.000 And uh
00:32:57.000 Oh
00:32:58.000 Hard on that one
00:33:01.000 It's a very big powerful animal
00:33:03.000 Like huge
00:33:04.000 This thing was like 700, 800, 1000
00:33:05.000 I don't know 0.99
00:33:06.000 Fucking massive 0.98
00:33:07.000 One of those big like 0.99
00:33:10.000 It looks like
00:33:11.000 It looks like it's on Trenbolone
00:33:12.000 It's head is the size of a car
00:33:14.000 I mean
00:33:15.000 I'm probably exaggerating a little bit
00:33:16.000 But you've seen
00:33:17.000 Go just google pictures of lions
00:33:18.000 You know
00:33:19.000 It's a pretty
00:33:20.000 It's a pretty big deal
00:33:21.000 And this guy has it on a leash
00:33:22.000 Like it's a dog
00:33:23.000 Like it's a chain
00:33:24.000 Around it's neck
00:33:25.000 I don't know how big
00:33:26.000 Couple inches like
00:33:28.000 But like a dog collar
00:33:29.000 And he's just you know
00:33:30.000 Walking it around
00:33:32.000 And I'm just like
00:33:33.000 Fascinating
00:33:37.000 Now the wheels of my brain are turning
00:33:38.000 How
00:33:40.000 How did he do this? 0.99
00:33:42.000 If this animal ever decides to kill him
00:33:45.000 There's nothing he can do 1.00
00:33:47.000 He'll just fucking die 1.00
00:33:49.000 If uh 1.00
00:33:50.000 You know
00:33:51.000 If Fifi here 0.99
00:33:52.000 Gets a little cranky
00:33:53.000 And wants to take a swipe at you 1.00
00:33:54.000 Your fucking head will come right off 1.00
00:33:56.000 Like it's not even going to be a contest 1.00
00:33:57.000 Alright
00:33:58.000 It's not like
00:33:59.000 Oh we're going to have a battle
00:34:00.000 It's
00:34:01.000 It's like stepping on a bug
00:34:02.000 You're just a bug to Fifi
00:34:06.000 Now why doesn't Fifi do this? 0.96
00:34:08.000 Doesn't Fifi realize she's a slave? 0.98
00:34:10.000 She likes being a slave 1.00
00:34:13.000 See cause Fifi was very fat 0.73
00:34:16.000 You know
00:34:17.000 Very well fed
00:34:18.000 All the needs taken care of
00:34:21.000 Shelter
00:34:22.000 Food
00:34:23.000 You know delicacies
00:34:24.000 Probably uh
00:34:25.000 Probably even stud lion
00:34:26.000 I don't know
00:34:28.000 It's one of these fancy uh
00:34:29.000 Places come see these crazy animals
00:34:32.000 Do you see the comparison?
00:34:40.000 We are Fifi
00:34:42.000 I could have picked a better name
00:34:47.000 But you get the idea
00:34:48.000 Oh yeah
00:34:49.000 Oh yeah
00:34:54.000 You wanna find ya
00:34:58.000 Come on ya
00:35:00.000 I'm on a plane
00:35:05.000 Let's go Phil
00:35:06.000 It's all you buddy
00:35:09.000 It's all you buddy
00:35:18.000 You guys have New Year's resolutions
00:35:21.000 Phillip has New Year's degenerations
00:35:24.000 He's back on the blow
00:35:26.000 He's back on the blow
00:35:27.000 We're going back
00:35:28.000 We're going back
00:35:29.000 We're going back
00:35:30.000 We're going back
00:35:31.000 We're going back
00:35:32.000 To season one energy
00:35:35.000 Burn it down
00:35:36.000 irgendwas 0.99
00:35:44.000 هو
00:35:46.000 Trained
00:35:50.000 Simplast
00:35:53.000 We need to build nuclear weapons 0.99
00:35:58.000 Greg, as the diplomat, I'm going to need you to get in touch with the Kim Jong-whatever-the-fuck family, North Korea. 0.99
00:36:09.140 We've got to make a deal. 0.99
00:36:10.160 We've got to secure our future.
00:36:11.880 We need nuclear weapons to do it, obviously. 0.98
00:36:15.680 The only people not getting bombed into oblivion have nuclear weapons.
00:36:19.020 So, I mean, the situation is clear.
00:36:23.300 Obviously, if we want to survive, we need the bomb.
00:36:25.640 So, that's...
00:36:26.700 There you go, Tony.
00:36:28.980 There you go.
00:36:29.860 There you go, Cesus.
00:36:30.640 You got me now.
00:36:31.840 Now you've... 1.00
00:36:32.540 Now I've finally fucked up. 1.00
00:36:34.660 Now, finally. 1.00
00:36:36.480 He's going to nuke Toronto. 0.99
00:36:38.780 If I fucking could, I would. 0.99
00:36:42.540 Push the button. 0.99
00:36:43.460 Do it!
00:36:44.800 But all those people...
00:36:45.980 Do it now!
00:36:46.700 Come on! 0.61
00:36:47.460 You'll never get an opportunity like this again.
00:36:50.420 You're right.
00:36:50.900 Boop! 0.95
00:36:53.140 Waterfox says, Happy New Year to you and yours when you do the tour.
00:36:56.440 Please don't miss the Total Eclipse on April 8th.
00:36:59.700 Is there one?
00:37:00.300 Oh, cool.
00:37:01.460 Something weirder will probably happen. 0.99
00:37:03.840 There's all those weird gay wizard people out there with their magic calendars. 1.00
00:37:07.540 The Gematria calendars and they're like... 1.00
00:37:09.280 Oh, all the fucking stupid shit is lined up. 1.00
00:37:13.620 I have powers now! 1.00
00:37:15.220 Shut the fuck... 1.00
00:37:16.060 Oh, my God! 1.00
00:37:18.120 Shut up! 1.00
00:37:18.840 No, you don't! 1.00
00:37:22.300 No, you don't!
00:37:22.900 You know what power looks like?
00:37:24.180 Power looks like an Apache gunship tearing you in half. 1.00
00:37:27.120 That's fucked up. 0.99
00:37:27.980 You ever see that? 0.99
00:37:28.620 I've seen that.
00:37:30.900 Oh, are the numbers...
00:37:32.020 Are these just magic numbers?
00:37:33.240 Oh, is there really? 0.99
00:37:34.440 Oh, is it the sacred date of the fuckity-fucking-jerk-me-off? 0.99
00:37:37.580 I don't care! 1.00
00:37:38.460 I don't give a shit! 1.00
00:37:40.700 You see that? 1.00
00:37:42.100 It's not welcome! 0.99
00:37:43.280 I don't give a shit about your magic! 0.99
00:37:53.420 Thought will handle you. 0.99
00:37:58.600 Cocaine rim job.
00:38:00.360 I wonder where you've been.
00:38:01.740 Now he's back and you're back all at the same time.
00:38:04.620 What are the odds of that?
00:38:05.900 What are the odds of that?
00:38:07.280 Says, dildo futures are up 10% in after-hours trading following tonight's RageCast.
00:38:11.480 Well, I want a cut of this!
00:38:14.280 As my financial embezzlement officer,
00:38:17.360 you were supposed to be on top of this!
00:38:20.940 Why aren't you stealing-
00:38:22.380 Remember when we stole all the fundraiser money, too?
00:38:24.560 That was a good one.
00:38:25.660 It's a fake fundraiser!
00:38:27.140 They're just stealing- 1.00
00:38:27.960 They're fucking stealing! 1.00
00:38:29.140 Oh, you'll see! 1.00
00:38:29.860 There's not even really a lawyer!
00:38:31.320 I mean, this schizophrenic not- 1.00
00:38:33.140 You live in a fucking van, dude! 1.00
00:38:37.080 Pump the brakes! 1.00
00:38:38.320 You're a mess!
00:38:40.720 Well, here's what I think. 0.96
00:38:42.020 I think you should take a shower!
00:38:43.480 I think you should, you know, live indoors!
00:38:45.400 I think you should find employment!
00:38:46.960 I think a lot of things!
00:38:48.320 I don't say them out loud, though!
00:38:50.380 Because I'm just trying to be polite! 0.99
00:38:52.100 Oh, but since you think you're a fucking badass now- 1.00
00:38:54.520 Well, drop the knife, son! 1.00
00:38:56.060 Y'all can get it!
00:38:59.500 I don't care! 1.00
00:39:03.620 There's some of these drunk fucks bothering Morgan all the time! 1.00
00:39:06.660 Listen! 1.00
00:39:07.400 I gotta deal with this! 0.99
00:39:11.680 They're like, oh, I'm just gonna fucking send her 30 text messages at 4.30 in the fucking morning 0.99
00:39:16.760 demanding answers to questions nobody asked! 0.99
00:39:19.420 Oh, yeah!
00:39:22.920 Right, good!
00:39:24.860 Keep it up! 0.66
00:39:28.660 Maid is available, guys!
00:39:30.480 You can get it now!
00:39:31.700 You can just go to the hospital and be like, end me!
00:39:33.980 And they'll be like, cool!
00:39:34.860 Zing! 1.00
00:39:35.340 Gone!
00:39:36.100 Done!
00:39:38.220 Everybody wins! 0.98
00:39:41.600 Your miserable existence comes to an end! 0.97
00:39:43.860 We don't have to put up with it! 0.97
00:39:45.720 And hey, there's space for-
00:39:47.160 I mean, someone to-
00:39:48.080 I mean, that's one space in a parking lot you're sleeping in
00:39:50.740 that a migrant could be in!
00:39:54.400 And let's face it, we're gonna have a lot of homeless people in the coming year.
00:39:56.940 25% of mortgage holders, as of the last calculations.
00:40:00.260 I haven't seen any updates since.
00:40:03.420 I think it was Bloomberg, so I don't know, nobody.
00:40:06.600 Just Bloomberg.
00:40:08.240 I mean, it's 20% of Canadian mortgages
00:40:10.960 are probably gonna go bust in this quarter.
00:40:14.080 First quarter 2024.
00:40:15.460 Sometime between now and March.
00:40:17.140 20% of people that own buildings are under mortgages.
00:40:20.720 Bye!
00:40:21.640 Oh, good.
00:40:22.420 What is that?
00:40:23.260 2 million people?
00:40:24.280 I don't know.
00:40:25.100 I have no idea how many people that is.
00:40:27.360 It sounds like a lot, though, doesn't it?
00:40:30.400 It's gotta be a few.
00:40:32.220 Where are they gonna go?
00:40:33.740 If they can't pay their mortgage, they can't afford to rent anything.
00:40:37.000 That's for damn sure.
00:40:39.920 So, oh well then. 0.97
00:40:42.920 Oh well.
00:40:43.200 Oh well, Canada.
00:40:44.160 The bank's just gonna have your house now.
00:40:45.780 And you know who's gonna live in your house? 1.00
00:40:47.300 Fucking migrants are. 1.00
00:40:49.780 Write it down. 1.00
00:40:50.920 I'm always right about these things.
00:40:53.980 I've got a list.
00:40:54.860 A track record.
00:40:55.500 I'm not doing it to sound arrogant.
00:40:57.960 I'm doing it to assure you this is a real risk.
00:41:01.560 This is not good.
00:41:02.660 There's gonna be a-
00:41:03.320 Oh, look at all this empty residential housing.
00:41:05.460 Look, the housing crisis is solving itself, guys. 0.99
00:41:07.820 Oh, we have housing available all of a sudden for all these permanent fucking residents. 0.99
00:41:11.840 Oh, good. 1.00
00:41:12.580 Oh, there you go, Paul Minder.
00:41:14.260 Live in the Johnson's home. 1.00
00:41:17.200 Shut up! 1.00
00:41:17.860 Pay the bank, Johnson! 1.00
00:41:19.300 Oh, you can't? 1.00
00:41:20.260 Well, we'll take your fucking life away. 1.00
00:41:22.200 Oh, I like it here. 1.00
00:41:23.360 These people are definitely on our side.
00:41:25.680 We should do what they say more often.
00:41:27.680 Who told you that we were evil?
00:41:32.880 The evil people did!
00:41:34.360 Oh, did they really?
00:41:35.740 Let me- 0.97
00:41:36.220 Oh, let me fucking pour my sympathies out for you. 0.98
00:41:39.880 I can't believe it! 0.99
00:41:45.900 Wake up!
00:41:47.300 I mean, I guess you won't.
00:41:48.380 I mean, it couldn't be more obvious.
00:41:51.500 And so many people-
00:41:52.400 You ever notice this?
00:41:53.680 I was gonna tweet this, and I did it precisely for this reason. 0.99
00:41:56.300 I was like, this is gonna piss off so many of these fucking freaks. 0.99
00:42:00.060 Because I think- 1.00
00:42:01.000 It's true.
00:42:02.180 I mean, I am way more up-to-date on what's going on, you know, 0.99
00:42:06.720 how the universe works than these fucking freaks are. 0.99
00:42:10.020 And they're just living in denial, you know. 1.00
00:42:12.880 Just mention-
00:42:14.160 And I'm not even-
00:42:14.840 Somebody's like, listen, as a fellow Christian,
00:42:16.440 I'm like, I'm not-
00:42:17.980 You don't have to be a Christian to believe in the concept of hell.
00:42:22.120 That when your consciousness leaves your body,
00:42:24.320 which it does,
00:42:25.140 I've had an experience, that's all I'm gonna say.
00:42:29.420 I am 100-
00:42:30.980 Not 99, not pre-
00:42:32.900 100% positive
00:42:34.460 that you and your body
00:42:37.260 exist independently of each other.
00:42:39.400 One is using the other, okay?
00:42:41.480 So, if that's of any comfort to you,
00:42:44.380 hey, if I'm wrong, it doesn't matter,
00:42:47.340 because nothing happens, and we all just turn into nothing, right?
00:42:49.120 So, oh, well, bye, dust.
00:42:52.900 But, uh, you mention that, and watch.
00:42:55.800 Watch who comes to the- 1.00
00:42:57.840 And it's like pieces of shit. 1.00
00:43:01.360 And you're like, oh, what did you do? 1.00
00:43:03.900 Oh, you got some-
00:43:06.800 You are-
00:43:07.500 There's something wrong with you.
00:43:08.740 You got something going on inside of you, huh?
00:43:15.980 Interesting.
00:43:17.660 You know?
00:43:21.100 The idea that you can-
00:43:22.660 Like, you gotta- 1.00
00:43:25.640 You literally have to be stupid. 1.00
00:43:27.020 You know, most of, like, the most brilliant people in the world, 1.00
00:43:29.020 they're like, yeah, God is definitely a thing.
00:43:30.980 Like, the universe was 100% created by an intelligence.
00:43:34.380 That is indisputable.
00:43:35.460 No-
00:43:35.700 No smart person in the world disputes this.
00:43:39.360 There's a few, and then I'm just, you know,
00:43:42.300 some of them I respect, and I'm just like,
00:43:44.160 hey, you know, but I just-
00:43:44.980 I really think you're wrong.
00:43:45.680 That's all.
00:43:47.360 And I want the best for you, but I'm telling you, 0.98
00:43:49.600 there's some spooky shit afoot. 0.99
00:43:51.760 Let's put it mildly. 0.99
00:43:54.000 And to think that-
00:43:54.940 And why?
00:43:56.160 So, this is a created reality, world,
00:43:59.220 whatever you want to call it.
00:44:00.580 Why?
00:44:02.140 There's obviously a reason.
00:44:04.060 Nobody goes to this much trouble
00:44:05.760 to be like,
00:44:08.360 oh, I just wanted to have a hot dog. 1.00
00:44:09.900 Like, what the fuck? 0.99
00:44:12.340 I mean, 1.00
00:44:13.320 we were given the ability to think and reason for some reason.
00:44:18.160 No other animals are doing this.
00:44:20.980 It was a very unique situation
00:44:22.720 that humans specifically find themselves in.
00:44:25.180 In this strange world, in the middle of nowhere,
00:44:27.400 a billion, million, gazillion, endless, tritrillion,
00:44:30.380 fulfilling doobs, miles, seconds,
00:44:33.180 from anything,
00:44:34.540 you'll never-
00:44:35.680 Oh, we're gonna explore, play it.
00:44:37.140 No, you're not.
00:44:37.740 You're never going anywhere.
00:44:40.040 No one's going anywhere.
00:44:42.280 I promise.
00:44:43.860 You're never getting to my-
00:44:44.900 Nobody's going anywhere.
00:44:45.960 They send probes out,
00:44:50.200 it's like-
00:44:51.260 Dude, it's just nothing forever.
00:44:53.580 It's like the edges of the map.
00:44:55.260 Like, it just-
00:44:56.120 It's just there for noise.
00:44:57.460 This is the main event.
00:44:58.520 It's right here. 1.00
00:45:00.600 Look at this fucking place. 1.00
00:45:01.600 And every- 1.00
00:45:05.780 Every ancient culture in the world,
00:45:08.460 any culture of any-
00:45:10.000 Worthy of respect, I should say.
00:45:11.980 Like, advanced civilizations,
00:45:13.340 like, they've done incredible things.
00:45:15.200 Some of the structures and, you know,
00:45:16.440 things they were able to- 0.97
00:45:17.280 These aren't stupid people at all. 1.00
00:45:20.100 They're actually smarter than us. 1.00
00:45:21.520 We can't even replicate some of these megastructures
00:45:23.340 these people have created.
00:45:24.300 We can't do it today, right now.
00:45:25.740 We can't even-
00:45:26.360 Not only can we not make them, 0.99
00:45:27.560 we can't even lift the fucking bricks they used. 0.98
00:45:30.240 Not one. 0.99
00:45:32.560 Duh! 1.00
00:45:33.080 This is like a baby
00:45:34.180 coming up to, like,
00:45:35.880 his father's gun cabinet
00:45:37.160 and being like-
00:45:37.960 Like, you don't-
00:45:38.700 Don't even-
00:45:39.060 Just put that down.
00:45:40.220 Just put that down before you hurt yourself,
00:45:41.660 okay, big fella? 1.00
00:45:42.860 Here, give me that.
00:45:44.580 We're children.
00:45:46.160 And these people were very, uh,
00:45:48.300 concerned about these things.
00:45:50.440 Like, listen.
00:45:51.580 You better be-
00:45:52.400 You better be alright.
00:45:53.720 Because if you don't,
00:45:55.580 there's some-
00:45:56.160 Dude, listen, this place is scary, okay?
00:45:58.100 Like, every-
00:45:58.680 It doesn't matter.
00:45:59.180 This is my general interpretation of just, like,
00:46:01.880 most people have this general concept.
00:46:03.620 Religious, spiritual people, anyway.
00:46:05.540 Of many different faiths.
00:46:07.440 Like, there's some scary out here, man. 0.99
00:46:09.100 Like, there's spooky shit happening. 0.99
00:46:12.300 I think there's people- 0.99
00:46:13.320 I think someone's watching us.
00:46:14.460 You know?
00:46:14.740 And they're like,
00:46:15.080 Ah, me too.
00:46:16.280 One of those guys say,
00:46:16.940 Ah, there's something going on, you know?
00:46:19.340 Uh,
00:46:19.900 I think-
00:46:21.240 I think we're making it mad.
00:46:22.980 And if you don't-
00:46:27.020 If you're not good,
00:46:28.380 you will be punished.
00:46:29.900 And that's the point.
00:46:30.760 It's, you know,
00:46:31.300 that's simulation theory.
00:46:32.380 I like that one.
00:46:34.540 Because that one is very, like,
00:46:36.100 the logic of it makes sense to me.
00:46:39.080 And the-
00:46:40.800 Like in the Matrix,
00:46:41.640 I love this metaphor.
00:46:42.840 The leap of faith you have to make.
00:46:44.400 Because that's-
00:46:46.960 That's what it's looking for.
00:46:48.500 The strength of character
00:46:49.860 to decide your convictions
00:46:52.820 and then jump.
00:46:56.440 That's impressive.
00:46:58.480 That's badass, is what that is.
00:47:00.400 You know?
00:47:03.780 In a-
00:47:04.460 In a test like that,
00:47:05.740 you won't be able to find out
00:47:07.620 who those people are
00:47:09.180 if they don't have that risk.
00:47:12.400 If they don't have that-
00:47:14.000 I have no idea what's gonna happen.
00:47:15.420 That's the point.
00:47:17.500 Obviously.
00:47:19.400 The point is-
00:47:21.040 Do it. 0.99
00:47:21.720 You got the balls? 1.00
00:47:23.560 Huh? 1.00
00:47:24.000 Let's see what you're made of, kid.
00:47:27.960 What kind of test would that be?
00:47:29.340 The best kind of simulation or test
00:47:31.340 to find out who you really are
00:47:33.060 is one that you don't know is happening.
00:47:37.700 The whole game is just like,
00:47:39.140 let's see what's in here. 1.00
00:47:40.280 Let's see what kind of piece of shit 1.00
00:47:41.660 this person is. 1.00
00:47:44.000 And again,
00:47:48.480 Christianity,
00:47:50.060 Islam,
00:47:50.320 oh,
00:47:50.920 hey,
00:47:51.900 don't,
00:47:52.440 generally, right?
00:47:53.220 And everybody has different interpretations.
00:47:55.280 It's like,
00:47:55.760 don't be evil. 1.00
00:47:57.020 Don't be a piece of shit. 1.00
00:47:58.380 Or you're gonna get taken away 1.00
00:47:59.820 when you die 1.00
00:48:00.660 and you'll be horrible. 1.00
00:48:01.840 It's bad.
00:48:02.440 Don't, dude.
00:48:04.040 You don't understand.
00:48:05.980 It's not like a weekend. 0.99
00:48:07.540 It's like fucking awful. 0.99
00:48:10.040 The worst. 1.00
00:48:10.460 I would do anything not to go there.
00:48:14.000 Hmm.
00:48:14.420 Seems serious.
00:48:18.640 And you're like,
00:48:19.220 oh,
00:48:19.460 you just take that on faith
00:48:20.520 and it's superstition and stuff.
00:48:21.860 Yeah,
00:48:22.180 well,
00:48:22.900 did you know how many people
00:48:24.120 have out-of-body death experiences
00:48:25.860 where they recall
00:48:27.420 everything that happened
00:48:28.160 in the room?
00:48:28.740 Who was there?
00:48:29.300 What was said?
00:48:29.840 How everything,
00:48:30.360 the operation,
00:48:31.100 the ambulance ride,
00:48:31.900 all kinds of things.
00:48:32.580 Flying through the windshield,
00:48:33.540 their parents showing up.
00:48:34.280 Oh my God,
00:48:34.900 my kid.
00:48:35.380 And they're sitting there
00:48:36.080 watching the whole thing.
00:48:37.780 And then,
00:48:38.140 these people miraculously survive.
00:48:40.660 They remember it all.
00:48:42.040 And with 98 to 95% accuracy.
00:48:45.000 Not like,
00:48:45.540 oh,
00:48:45.800 yeah,
00:48:46.020 they guessed the car.
00:48:46.700 I mean,
00:48:47.780 yeah,
00:48:48.440 that's what happened.
00:48:49.320 Oh my God.
00:48:50.460 How is that possible?
00:48:53.340 Recently,
00:48:53.980 they've discovered
00:48:54.560 that when you die,
00:48:56.420 okay,
00:48:57.800 in the ballpark
00:48:59.560 of five to 15 minutes
00:49:01.180 after you are dead,
00:49:02.700 like no heartbeat, 0.70
00:49:03.640 no brain activity, 1.00
00:49:04.640 you're dead. 0.99
00:49:05.040 the brain just goes, 1.00
00:49:08.780 ta-da! 1.00
00:49:12.680 You know,
00:49:13.360 like,
00:49:13.720 I need to,
00:49:16.400 I gotta make this more dramatic,
00:49:18.040 you know,
00:49:18.240 this is just getting crazy now.
00:49:22.580 I don't think I have anything.
00:49:27.460 This works.
00:49:29.940 I'm not,
00:49:30.500 I'm not,
00:49:30.820 I'm,
00:49:31.040 you know,
00:49:31.220 being,
00:49:31.520 you know,
00:49:31.800 funny about this,
00:49:32.520 but like,
00:49:32.860 this is,
00:49:33.160 this science,
00:49:34.100 it's real.
00:49:34.520 This is,
00:49:35.080 I swear to God,
00:49:36.060 and it's insane. 1.00
00:49:39.100 The parts of your brain
00:49:40.380 that are responsible
00:49:41.940 for communication,
00:49:43.340 like I'm doing right now,
00:49:44.920 like thinking,
00:49:45.720 reason,
00:49:46.000 like talking to someone,
00:49:48.080 are going nuts. 0.96
00:49:51.000 The part of your brain 0.64
00:49:51.840 that covers decision making,
00:49:53.480 you know,
00:49:53.860 consequences,
00:49:55.300 that kind of stuff.
00:49:56.160 The part that is responsible
00:49:57.320 for moving around,
00:49:58.220 like you're doing vigorous activity.
00:49:59.520 This,
00:50:01.280 this isn't a dead person,
00:50:02.280 by the way,
00:50:02.600 and not one,
00:50:04.120 or two,
00:50:04.680 or 20,
00:50:05.220 or like a lot.
00:50:06.400 This is a known thing now,
00:50:07.640 and people are like,
00:50:08.180 well, 0.98
00:50:08.280 that's fucking weird, 0.98
00:50:09.380 then that's where we're at. 0.98
00:50:11.000 So for minutes at a time,
00:50:12.460 people are dead 50,
00:50:13.280 some of these people
00:50:13.960 were brain dead for months,
00:50:15.600 no brain activity at all.
00:50:16.860 They're,
00:50:17.180 it's over.
00:50:17.820 The family gives up,
00:50:18.940 pulls the plug,
00:50:19.660 10,
00:50:19.880 15 minutes,
00:50:20.700 surprise.
00:50:21.100 Surprise!
00:50:25.400 Congratulations,
00:50:26.900 everybody!
00:50:34.980 You just died!
00:50:39.940 Let's play! 1.00
00:50:44.380 How much of a piece of shit were you? 1.00
00:50:49.080 Philip, roll the tape! 1.00
00:50:51.100 That's,
00:50:56.080 that's your life flashing
00:50:57.120 before your eyes,
00:50:57.900 as they say.
00:50:58.560 This is all just,
00:50:59.700 there's all the,
00:51:00.920 there's everything you did!
00:51:03.120 You're just standing there like,
00:51:04.620 Oh, 1.00
00:51:11.780 you killed a hooker! 1.00
00:51:12.820 Good for you! 1.00
00:51:13.460 You have seven convictions
00:51:22.300 for assaulting women,
00:51:23.560 breaking and entering?
00:51:25.340 Oh my God!
00:51:26.800 You harassed a woman 0.99
00:51:27.760 until she died, 0.93
00:51:28.680 she killed herself! 0.99
00:51:29.420 Nothing that strong
00:51:30.540 So close now
00:51:32.020 You nearly at the brink
00:51:33.500 So push it! 0.85
00:51:35.740 Oh yeah!
00:51:41.080 You're going,
00:51:41.700 you're going in the hole.
00:51:42.620 Bye!
00:51:45.120 Some of these people,
00:51:46.520 like,
00:51:46.900 and,
00:51:47.100 and here's the comforting thing,
00:51:48.220 is that most people
00:51:49.240 say that it was,
00:51:50.340 it was a pleasant
00:51:51.100 kind of life-affirming
00:51:52.200 experience.
00:51:53.360 They would like,
00:51:54.260 you know,
00:51:54.520 there was dead relatives
00:51:55.400 and all this kind of stuff
00:51:56.240 and it was really profound.
00:51:57.420 It changed their life,
00:51:58.600 like,
00:51:58.820 legitimately.
00:52:00.200 Ten years later,
00:52:00.920 they're like,
00:52:01.200 nope,
00:52:01.600 they're still,
00:52:02.240 like,
00:52:02.340 it was that powerful to them
00:52:03.380 and I imagine it would be,
00:52:04.520 you died and came back to life.
00:52:06.600 Pretty crazy.
00:52:07.460 Some of these people
00:52:07.860 were dead for like an hour.
00:52:11.380 And it just,
00:52:12.340 this is a phenomenon
00:52:13.220 that exists in our world
00:52:14.160 that doesn't make any sense
00:52:14.960 and we don't talk about it
00:52:15.840 and I think it's important
00:52:17.180 because this suggests
00:52:18.520 a lot of things
00:52:19.220 that,
00:52:19.840 that means that
00:52:20.780 doing the right thing
00:52:21.520 is important.
00:52:22.620 And we all know that
00:52:23.660 for some reason,
00:52:24.720 don't we?
00:52:25.280 Where does that come from?
00:52:26.040 Where's your instinct?
00:52:26.860 Where's your,
00:52:27.200 what is your conscience?
00:52:28.040 Why do we have one?
00:52:29.200 Animals don't seem to have one.
00:52:30.800 Why do we have one?
00:52:31.880 You know,
00:52:32.680 it's a lot of clues.
00:52:34.000 So anyway,
00:52:35.180 uh,
00:52:35.460 they get real,
00:52:36.280 real upset
00:52:36.760 when you mention hell.
00:52:40.560 One guy,
00:52:41.940 he,
00:52:42.280 he said,
00:52:42.760 uh, 0.99
00:52:43.340 his story was fucking, 1.00
00:52:45.860 pretty mental actually. 1.00
00:52:48.600 It's scary as fuck. 0.98
00:52:51.480 Uh, 0.99
00:52:51.880 I'm going to find some,
00:52:55.560 what do I get for this?
00:52:58.140 Ten hours.
00:52:59.740 Nightmares from the mist.
00:53:00.800 This could be good.
00:53:02.080 Let's try this guys. 1.00
00:53:04.040 Fuck. 1.00
00:53:06.540 So this guy's a piece of shit, 1.00
00:53:08.280 I guess. 1.00
00:53:10.600 Drinks constantly,
00:53:11.620 like,
00:53:11.840 sounds like he beats up
00:53:12.680 his wife and kids
00:53:13.560 because they said,
00:53:14.440 oh,
00:53:14.620 I had anger problems.
00:53:16.260 Yeah.
00:53:17.800 So he's just a,
00:53:18.920 yeah.
00:53:20.760 He gets sick.
00:53:21.620 Something happens to him.
00:53:23.020 Goes to the hospital.
00:53:23.940 He's there for,
00:53:24.280 and they're like,
00:53:24.640 oh man,
00:53:25.000 you're actually really sick 0.60
00:53:25.840 with a real big problem 0.99
00:53:27.580 in your guts. 0.93
00:53:28.900 And if you don't,
00:53:29.500 you don't have surgery soon,
00:53:30.300 you're going to die. 0.97
00:53:31.440 And he's laying there in pain 0.99
00:53:32.460 and he's in pain
00:53:33.080 and then he's just like,
00:53:34.280 feels better.
00:53:36.960 He feels better.
00:53:37.760 His wife is there.
00:53:41.060 And she's pissed. 0.84
00:53:42.820 And he's like, 1.00
00:53:44.160 the fuck is her problem? 1.00
00:53:45.440 I'm the one in the bed. 1.00
00:53:46.260 Anyway,
00:53:46.900 he's like, 0.96
00:53:47.200 I'm going to get the fuck out of here. 0.96
00:53:47.980 I'm waiting here. 1.00
00:53:48.580 This is retarded. 1.00
00:53:49.020 I feel better. 0.56
00:53:49.520 I'm leaving. 1.00
00:53:50.740 Pulls out of shit, 1.00
00:53:51.540 goes in the hallway. 1.00
00:53:52.480 No one's there anywhere.
00:53:55.200 Hello?
00:53:58.500 And then,
00:53:59.140 then he says,
00:54:00.720 dark hooded figures
00:54:02.600 appear in the hallway
00:54:04.740 and say,
00:54:07.960 it's time to go.
00:54:11.800 And he goes, 1.00
00:54:12.580 what the fuck? 1.00
00:54:13.940 And then they drag him 1.00
00:54:15.220 into a hole
00:54:16.060 and he's falling
00:54:17.600 for minutes.
00:54:19.320 It's no,
00:54:19.860 I just,
00:54:20.340 the sensation of plummeting
00:54:21.820 to your doom
00:54:22.600 for minutes
00:54:23.340 in complete silence.
00:54:24.220 So we're off
00:54:26.120 to a good start.
00:54:27.240 I'd already be like,
00:54:28.100 is this forever?
00:54:28.900 Do I just fall forever? 1.00
00:54:30.080 Holy fuck, 1.00
00:54:30.780 no. 1.00
00:54:32.480 Then he hears
00:54:33.180 a voice say,
00:54:34.440 we're almost there. 0.98
00:54:41.880 Then he lands in hell 0.98
00:54:43.320 and he's
00:54:44.040 disassembled
00:54:46.600 by creatures.
00:54:49.480 This guy's telling a story.
00:54:50.760 He's got tears
00:54:51.200 coming out of his eyes.
00:54:52.100 He's shaking.
00:54:52.680 He's like,
00:54:52.880 it was horrible.
00:54:54.220 You're like,
00:54:55.380 really?
00:54:58.180 Yeah.
00:55:01.100 And then just kept
00:55:02.100 showing him
00:55:02.560 all the horrible things.
00:55:03.600 Like,
00:55:04.160 what he did
00:55:05.360 to people
00:55:05.940 and how it
00:55:07.100 destroyed their lives
00:55:08.620 and how it hurt
00:55:09.160 and just guilting 0.96
00:55:10.260 the shit out of him 0.99
00:55:11.300 while torturing him. 0.99
00:55:13.020 It's like,
00:55:13.480 there's just screaming
00:55:14.280 everywhere.
00:55:15.240 I'm like,
00:55:15.640 this is legitimately 0.99
00:55:16.740 fucked up, guys. 0.99
00:55:18.140 I don't know. 0.99
00:55:19.780 And there's,
00:55:20.620 you know,
00:55:21.120 millions of people
00:55:21.880 with these stories
00:55:22.440 and experiences.
00:55:22.880 And, you know,
00:55:23.340 I find that interesting
00:55:24.100 and the fact that
00:55:24.600 your brain is still
00:55:25.380 operating 15 minutes 0.97
00:55:26.360 after you're dead
00:55:26.920 for a few minutes
00:55:27.800 and then it goes dark.
00:55:28.980 What happens in those
00:55:29.960 few minutes?
00:55:30.800 Any of those things
00:55:31.700 people are describing?
00:55:32.560 Because if so,
00:55:33.520 this changes the game.
00:55:37.040 This changes the game.
00:55:38.960 Listen, guys,
00:55:39.580 I didn't want to have to
00:55:40.240 say this,
00:55:40.660 but we're dealing
00:55:41.580 with hooded robed figures.
00:55:43.440 There's dark figures
00:55:44.280 with hoods, guys.
00:55:45.020 like the opposite
00:55:47.980 of the KKK,
00:55:48.700 which must mean...
00:55:53.700 It could have been Antifa.
00:56:10.660 That's a good point.
00:56:12.700 Because they would
00:56:13.560 fight like that.
00:56:14.280 There would have to be
00:56:14.960 like 12 of them, right?
00:56:15.920 It would have to be
00:56:16.520 12 on one.
00:56:17.960 I can see that.
00:56:19.460 So it could be...
00:56:20.280 That's...
00:56:21.620 Those are the...
00:56:22.240 That's where
00:56:22.660 they're coming from!
00:56:23.600 Oh my God!
00:56:24.540 You figured it out!
00:56:26.980 That makes perfect sense,
00:56:28.860 actually.
00:56:34.120 As the degeneration,
00:56:35.620 everything gets worse
00:56:36.400 and more horrible.
00:56:41.780 The crazy... 1.00
00:56:42.940 The child sex dungeons 1.00
00:56:44.800 and the fucking... 1.00
00:56:45.680 You know? 1.00
00:56:46.860 And you're driving
00:56:47.800 through town?
00:56:48.460 And there's just...
00:56:50.180 These insane, you know,
00:56:51.540 sex parades? 0.63
00:56:52.940 And there's just people 0.97
00:56:53.780 getting murdered
00:56:54.320 and raped everywhere? 1.00
00:56:58.480 What the... 1.00
00:56:59.320 The fuck is going on? 1.00
00:57:02.880 That's Antifa, daddy. 1.00
00:57:07.520 Oh my God!
00:57:09.560 They're not human.
00:57:10.400 They're coming out
00:57:11.300 of the ground!
00:57:12.500 Drive, drive,
00:57:13.280 drive faster!
00:57:17.800 Run! 0.89
00:57:18.200 Run them over, dad! 1.00
00:57:19.100 Run them over! 1.00
00:57:25.860 Take the wheel, son! 0.98
00:57:33.200 Go back around!
00:57:37.420 Go around again!
00:57:38.480 This is fun!
00:57:39.220 I love you!
00:57:39.960 This is great bonding experience!
00:57:41.220 And then the sexen
00:57:47.600 began to hate. 0.81
00:57:51.760 It's like he just snaps
00:57:53.160 father inside.
00:57:54.160 Make that movie! 1.00
00:57:55.560 This is...
00:57:55.980 Hollywood is so subversive.
00:57:57.480 There's nothing
00:57:58.140 anyone would watch
00:57:59.640 ever.
00:58:00.100 It's so bad.
00:58:01.200 If they had any idea
00:58:01.920 how much money they could make
00:58:02.820 by making actual 0.99
00:58:03.540 cool shit again, 0.99
00:58:04.340 they'd probably do it. 1.00
00:58:05.920 Imagine that movie!
00:58:07.680 It's like Mel Gibson
00:58:08.920 and like Tom Hardy.
00:58:11.140 Father and son,
00:58:12.740 you know,
00:58:13.180 driven together again
00:58:14.180 by their mutual
00:58:15.120 love of alcohol.
00:58:16.680 They're good men,
00:58:17.400 but they're dark
00:58:18.040 and they have problems.
00:58:19.900 And for whatever reason,
00:58:21.220 fate has driven them together
00:58:22.220 at the end of the world.
00:58:25.380 And they're,
00:58:26.180 you know,
00:58:27.040 the bonds of their family
00:58:28.280 are reunited
00:58:28.980 in their mutual
00:58:30.840 love of protecting
00:58:32.340 their family
00:58:32.800 by destroying 0.96
00:58:33.880 Hellspawn! 1.00
00:58:35.160 Running them over, 0.99
00:58:36.560 shotguns, 1.00
00:58:37.520 shovels to the head. 0.92
00:58:38.680 I mean,
00:58:39.060 Nicolas Cage
00:58:39.740 makes an appearance. 1.00
00:58:40.700 This is a fucking... 1.00
00:58:41.980 I want... 1.00
00:58:42.640 This is a movie, dude.
00:58:45.160 I would love this movie.
00:58:50.800 Just starts with
00:58:51.780 Mel Gibson's
00:58:52.580 drunken arrest.
00:58:56.140 You know,
00:58:56.340 I just...
00:58:57.120 Listen to me.
00:58:57.940 They're starting all wars!
00:58:59.540 They're starting all wars!
00:59:02.500 All right, Mel.
00:59:03.440 That's enough.
00:59:04.000 Get in the car.
00:59:06.860 You gotta listen to me!
00:59:14.580 That's like the third one
00:59:15.680 tonight, Chief.
00:59:25.300 Yeah.
00:59:28.980 Must be a full moon
00:59:30.300 or something.
00:59:35.700 But it wasn't
00:59:37.180 a full moon.
00:59:38.540 And what they didn't know
00:59:45.580 is that their greatest fear
00:59:47.780 was about to come true.
00:59:54.140 What's...
00:59:54.700 What's that in the sky?
00:59:58.100 Oh, my God.
01:00:00.160 Oh, my God.
01:00:01.060 This is SolarCross!
01:00:02.380 This is SolarCross!
01:00:10.900 Tom Hardy's in the other cell.
01:00:12.740 They break out of jail together.
01:00:14.220 They knock the cops out of jail.
01:00:15.940 They knock the cops out
01:00:21.000 and take their guns
01:00:21.820 and then they're on the run.
01:00:23.200 And that's when they run
01:00:24.020 into the hellspawn.
01:00:27.460 Coming immediately
01:00:28.620 to all theaters.
01:00:30.320 Who directs this masterpiece? 0.99
01:00:32.480 Clint fucking Eastwood does. 1.00
01:00:34.540 Clint fucking Eastwood does. 0.99
01:00:39.100 And Tom Hanks is in it. 1.00
01:00:40.660 But he gets killed!
01:00:42.180 And he dies bad! 0.80
01:00:50.060 I'm gonna make my movie.
01:00:54.440 And it's not gonna be...
01:00:55.620 It's gonna be a documentary.
01:00:58.480 We're actually gonna do this
01:00:59.980 for real!
01:01:00.620 Oh! 0.60
01:01:04.760 Sounds good to me.
01:01:07.740 Jack Nicholson?
01:01:10.660 Oh, they're gonna love me.
01:01:14.180 I love this movie.
01:01:15.860 He's like an old wizard.
01:01:17.340 You know? 0.99
01:01:17.820 He's like an old racist wizard. 0.98
01:01:19.300 Jack Nicholson. 0.97
01:01:19.960 Can you imagine Jack Nicholson
01:01:21.000 in a movie like that?
01:01:21.860 Chains off? 1.00
01:01:22.840 No fucking... 1.00
01:01:23.520 Dude! 1.00
01:01:24.360 Go...
01:01:24.680 Go buck wild!
01:01:26.140 Go buck wild!
01:01:31.800 Look at me!
01:01:32.540 I look like a...
01:01:33.280 I'm an executive!
01:01:34.400 I just sold this movie!
01:01:35.720 This is how I'm selling movies!
01:01:37.140 You're not even gonna pay me for this, 1.00
01:01:38.120 are you, you motherfuckers? 1.00
01:01:39.380 I'm your best salesman! 1.00
01:01:40.660 I'm trying to think of a movie title.
01:01:59.340 Black Sign. 0.53
01:02:00.200 Here's another thing.
01:02:07.500 I have a feeling
01:02:08.480 all of those people
01:02:09.480 would agree to that movie.
01:02:12.520 Christopher Walken
01:02:13.360 would have to be in it.
01:02:16.200 He wouldn't go with them.
01:02:18.000 He would just be like
01:02:18.900 on the journey somewhere. 0.76
01:02:20.540 Like some crazy...
01:02:21.640 Like Dawn of the Dead
01:02:22.680 when they're like holed up in
01:02:23.720 you know,
01:02:24.240 some guy's gun store.
01:02:25.560 and there's a standoff.
01:02:27.260 And he's like,
01:02:27.980 oh, excuse me.
01:02:29.660 I thought you were one of them.
01:02:32.060 It's crazy out there.
01:02:34.220 Coming under the walls.
01:02:35.840 You know. 1.00
01:02:37.300 Who the fuck is this guy? 1.00
01:02:40.320 It wants your tongue. 1.00
01:02:41.860 I used to be one of them.
01:02:43.780 I drank human blood.
01:02:45.080 I can levitate.
01:02:47.460 Would you like to see it?
01:02:50.660 No, that's okay.
01:02:52.660 We're just gonna take a rest break
01:02:54.360 from killing Antifa. 0.97
01:02:57.440 They're not human, you know. 0.95
01:02:58.720 I know.
01:02:59.420 I've seen it.
01:03:02.360 It's crazy.
01:03:03.240 Right there wandering around
01:03:06.440 like zombies, you know.
01:03:10.100 Twerking. 1.00
01:03:10.520 What the fuck? 1.00
01:03:12.660 Twerking. 1.00
01:03:13.140 Yeah, yeah.
01:03:13.600 That's weird. 0.98
01:03:14.340 That's fucking weird. 0.98
01:03:15.360 It's very... 0.99
01:03:15.860 I don't know what it's supposed to do.
01:03:19.700 We live in a cartoon, man.
01:03:21.740 You have to. 1.00
01:03:22.480 You have to go stupid once in a while 1.00
01:03:23.740 or you're just... 1.00
01:03:24.180 You're not gonna live.
01:03:25.000 Black Hole Sun.
01:03:25.780 That's a great song.
01:03:29.180 Maybe that's what you could...
01:03:30.200 Well, maybe there you go.
01:03:31.600 And that song is in the movie.
01:03:33.540 This is getting better every minute, man.
01:03:41.280 We gotta talk soundtrack, obviously.
01:03:43.360 That's a good start.
01:03:44.760 What else?
01:03:45.480 What else?
01:03:45.900 I need ideas.
01:03:46.580 I'm selling it.
01:03:47.700 You gotta sell it, baby.
01:03:49.640 Don't worry.
01:03:50.320 There's gonna be a scene
01:03:51.000 with a pile of shoes
01:03:51.920 and Mel Gibson's just gonna kick it over. 1.00
01:03:55.260 I'm so sick of this shit. 1.00
01:03:56.740 This is my... 1.00
01:04:03.200 This is the most fun I've ever had
01:04:04.340 making a movie.
01:04:06.960 Mel, you gotta calm down.
01:04:09.660 He's waiting his little career for this.
01:04:10.760 He's not gonna calm down.
01:04:15.680 Nazarite says,
01:04:16.260 finally some real live streaming. 1.00
01:04:17.460 Those other guys are full of shit. 0.99
01:04:19.060 Which ones? 1.00
01:04:19.680 Squirrelly, man.
01:04:22.760 Crappy you, year. 1.00
01:04:26.280 It's a crappy you, year. 0.95
01:04:30.840 I'm sure the banks will do okay. 0.72
01:04:34.620 All those mortgages!
01:04:36.460 They've gotta go!
01:04:37.640 They've gotta go!
01:04:38.980 20% unprecedented!
01:04:41.000 It's a fire sale!
01:04:45.940 They worked themselves to death
01:04:47.860 and now they can't afford
01:04:49.040 their own houses!
01:04:50.400 And I get to benefit!
01:04:59.500 Banks are cool, right?
01:05:01.580 Aren't they?
01:05:02.240 Aren't they just a great service?
01:05:04.340 You know?
01:05:04.920 The whole interest debt banking scheme.
01:05:06.900 You know, the whole thing.
01:05:07.740 When you really look at it up close,
01:05:09.320 you're like, this is like, uh,
01:05:12.160 this is stealing.
01:05:13.460 You know, this is just stealing.
01:05:14.860 Do we not all know this?
01:05:16.200 Like, look at it for five minutes.
01:05:18.420 Spend five minutes
01:05:19.420 and have someone tell you about
01:05:20.900 what the, uh, you know,
01:05:22.480 fiat currency banking, you know,
01:05:24.540 scheme is.
01:05:25.320 And you'll be like,
01:05:26.380 this is, this is thievery.
01:05:28.220 Yes, that's correct.
01:05:33.440 No, you see, uh,
01:05:35.320 we have to have all your gold.
01:05:37.400 And in exchange,
01:05:38.240 we're going to give you this
01:05:39.460 magic paper
01:05:40.900 with your face on it.
01:05:42.920 And you, uh,
01:05:43.560 that's, that's pretend!
01:05:44.860 Yeah!
01:05:46.820 Hey, wait a minute.
01:05:49.340 Why can't,
01:05:49.820 you could just make paper
01:05:50.960 out of nothing
01:05:51.520 and get all my actual
01:05:52.740 and valuable stuff on.
01:05:54.300 Yes, it's quite right.
01:05:56.260 I'm trading everything away 1.00
01:05:57.740 for useless garbage. 0.99
01:05:58.840 Why does this work? 1.00
01:05:59.600 Because I've brainwashed you. 0.98
01:06:02.080 Because you're my slave, 0.99
01:06:03.680 you see?
01:06:04.780 Isn't it magical?
01:06:05.640 I've got everything 0.98
01:06:08.300 by the balls. 0.95
01:06:09.320 I could never make a mistake. 1.00
01:06:11.800 Whoopee! 0.99
01:06:14.180 Yay! 0.99
01:06:17.860 The spoiled, rotten, 0.99
01:06:19.520 great-grandchildren 0.96
01:06:20.300 of the actual 0.75
01:06:21.360 mastermind psychopaths
01:06:23.260 that
01:06:23.460 got a lot of the groundwork done.
01:06:25.840 Let's put it that way. 0.93
01:06:27.500 They're all dead. 0.97
01:06:28.840 Their children are on drugs. 0.80
01:06:31.760 Think about it.
01:06:32.640 They're people.
01:06:34.340 They're not like,
01:06:35.300 they're riptimes. 1.00
01:06:36.260 No, they're not, though.
01:06:37.560 They're not, though.
01:06:38.780 They're humans 1.00
01:06:39.380 and they're shitty. 1.00
01:06:40.480 They're shitty humans. 1.00
01:06:41.540 They're only where they are. 1.00
01:06:42.960 The only reason
01:06:43.840 they have this much power
01:06:44.900 and position
01:06:45.260 is through nepotism.
01:06:47.800 People, I mean,
01:06:48.380 there's family dynasties
01:06:49.700 in the White House.
01:06:50.320 I remember as a child going,
01:06:51.400 what are the odds of that?
01:06:52.620 I was like eight years old.
01:06:54.720 Nine years old.
01:06:55.860 Thinking,
01:06:56.400 that's a lot of people
01:06:57.760 in the United States.
01:06:58.440 What was it?
01:06:58.800 Hundreds of millions?
01:06:59.520 That's so many.
01:07:01.060 How is the same person
01:07:02.240 the president over and over?
01:07:03.960 Like, the same couple people?
01:07:05.260 Like, is there no,
01:07:05.720 really?
01:07:06.020 There's nobody else?
01:07:07.520 That's crazy.
01:07:08.400 You'd think it'd be
01:07:08.860 way more competitive, you know?
01:07:10.020 I'd think it'd be like a,
01:07:11.300 every, it would just be
01:07:12.040 there's so many,
01:07:13.340 you'd think you'd have
01:07:13.980 like a hundred
01:07:14.560 excellent choices
01:07:15.760 and it would be like,
01:07:16.460 it's so hard to just pick one
01:07:17.960 because they're all amazing.
01:07:19.540 No, you just have
01:07:20.420 horrible and horrible
01:07:22.220 and other horrible
01:07:23.320 and you're like,
01:07:23.980 that's really odd
01:07:25.060 and it's always the same people
01:07:26.560 over and over.
01:07:27.380 Wow. 0.99
01:07:28.080 Wow, that's so fucking weird. 0.99
01:07:29.340 They don't deserve to be there. 0.99
01:07:30.760 They didn't fight their way in.
01:07:32.040 They don't even appreciate
01:07:32.940 anything they have.
01:07:33.980 They're a bunch of 1.00
01:07:34.420 spoiled, rotten bitch children. 1.00
01:07:36.620 Are you kidding? 1.00
01:07:37.840 Are you fucking kidding me? 0.99
01:07:39.220 They're running this 0.99
01:07:39.920 into the ground
01:07:40.480 and I love it.
01:07:41.700 I love it. 1.00
01:07:43.540 You're so stupid 1.00
01:07:44.960 and you can't stop yourself 1.00
01:07:46.900 and I don't,
01:07:47.640 we don't have to do anything.
01:07:49.680 Nothing.
01:07:50.340 Just watch.
01:07:51.580 Just watch the show.
01:07:53.560 Oh, look at that.
01:07:54.060 QAnon was right all the time.
01:07:56.180 Just literally,
01:07:56.820 just watch.
01:07:57.260 No, I'm kidding.
01:07:58.940 We have a lot of work
01:07:59.620 to do actually.
01:08:03.500 But by that I mean,
01:08:05.180 like we're all going to keep
01:08:06.380 doing what we're doing anyway.
01:08:08.080 Nobody's going to take
01:08:08.780 any time off.
01:08:09.600 Nobody's going to be like,
01:08:10.220 ah, you know what?
01:08:11.880 I really miss being a zombie.
01:08:15.560 I like to,
01:08:16.440 I like to entertain myself
01:08:17.880 with fake reality
01:08:19.000 instead of real reality
01:08:20.100 and live in a fantasy world
01:08:22.040 of video games
01:08:23.000 and movies
01:08:23.880 and nonsense
01:08:24.460 while my world around me
01:08:27.020 is literally being stolen out
01:08:28.440 from under me
01:08:28.840 by criminals and thieves 1.00
01:08:30.060 and they're just dumping trash 0.99
01:08:31.740 all over our cities and towns.
01:08:34.560 These aren't,
01:08:35.220 a lot of these people
01:08:35.960 are not like,
01:08:36.580 oh, geez, yeah,
01:08:37.620 here,
01:08:38.120 have all of our best,
01:08:39.280 these waves of,
01:08:40.260 endless waves of people
01:08:41.360 coming into Europe.
01:08:42.300 They're, 0.99
01:08:42.540 they're criminals, hey?
01:08:43.800 These people emptied their prison,
01:08:45.300 literally,
01:08:45.740 I'm not kidding.
01:08:46.500 We're like,
01:08:46.920 sick,
01:08:47.420 go, 0.99
01:08:47.860 get,
01:08:48.400 and they got rid of 0.99
01:08:49.120 all their trash people. 1.00
01:08:51.860 All in South America, 1.00
01:08:52.840 yeah, get, go,
01:08:53.800 empty the jails,
01:08:54.700 good,
01:08:54.920 see you later,
01:08:55.460 cartels,
01:08:56.000 bye, 1.00
01:08:56.260 get the fuck out, 1.00
01:08:56.740 go to America, 1.00
01:08:57.200 I don't care,
01:08:57.580 but see you later.
01:08:58.480 You're free,
01:08:58.900 go.
01:09:01.560 Why wouldn't you?
01:09:03.360 If you're Mexico 0.76
01:09:04.360 or if you're any of these places,
01:09:06.220 you're like,
01:09:06.520 what's going on?
01:09:08.260 You'll never believe it.
01:09:09.600 The Italians are just taking everybody. 1.00
01:09:12.660 What do you mean everybody?
01:09:15.080 I mean every money.
01:09:17.240 Oh no,
01:09:17.760 do I have any?
01:09:20.260 Oh, maybe I do.
01:09:23.180 Nope.
01:09:25.000 Come on.
01:09:27.960 Has it been this long
01:09:29.140 since I've been this offensive to Muslims? 0.97
01:09:33.060 This is crazy.
01:09:34.180 I've been taking it easy on them.
01:09:40.880 Yeah,
01:09:41.540 here we go. 1.00
01:09:44.040 Because they're not that stupid, 1.00
01:09:45.580 you know, 1.00
01:09:45.880 they're not stupid. 0.98
01:09:46.440 You're telling me 0.99
01:09:53.020 they're just going to take anybody?
01:09:56.800 Yes,
01:09:57.320 that's the plan.
01:09:58.020 They're just going to say,
01:09:59.100 hey,
01:09:59.160 come on,
01:09:59.660 come, 1.00
01:09:59.980 come the fuck in. 1.00
01:10:06.000 Ali, 1.00
01:10:06.480 I have an idea.
01:10:10.100 What is your idea,
01:10:11.180 Sultan? 0.95
01:10:11.380 I think it is garbage day. 0.95
01:10:17.500 Good idea, 0.96
01:10:18.380 ultimate ruler.
01:10:19.520 The Shah has spoken.
01:10:24.040 No,
01:10:24.600 but everyone did,
01:10:25.840 like Honduras,
01:10:27.120 Colonia,
01:10:27.360 everybody,
01:10:27.860 see ya,
01:10:28.380 bye, 1.00
01:10:28.720 they're just fucking 0.99
01:10:29.380 sending them away. 1.00
01:10:30.440 Sail away, 0.90
01:10:31.480 sail away,
01:10:32.320 come sail away with me.
01:10:34.140 Welcome to Ireland, 0.94
01:10:35.320 stabby, 0.84
01:10:35.820 stabby,
01:10:36.340 stabby,
01:10:36.940 stabby.
01:10:38.260 Sail away, 0.97
01:10:39.300 come sail away.
01:10:40.200 It's New Year's Eve
01:10:41.520 in Germany. 0.97
01:10:42.680 Rapey time. 1.00
01:10:44.040 Rape, 0.99
01:10:44.480 rape, 1.00
01:10:44.820 and rape o'clock. 1.00
01:10:46.300 Let's check in on Paris.
01:10:47.700 Stabby, 0.55
01:10:48.240 stabby,
01:10:48.700 stabby time.
01:10:49.720 This is going great.
01:10:53.820 I love that these people
01:10:55.480 are in charge.
01:10:56.200 They're so good at everything.
01:10:58.000 They are just brilliant.
01:11:02.380 If I was,
01:11:03.360 if I was trying
01:11:04.280 to destroy the world, 0.94
01:11:05.840 I,
01:11:06.260 I don't know
01:11:07.320 what else they could do.
01:11:08.640 like people would,
01:11:10.920 honestly,
01:11:11.700 tell me in the car,
01:11:12.540 like,
01:11:12.720 tell me what you think.
01:11:13.640 What else?
01:11:14.540 What else
01:11:15.400 could be done?
01:11:18.260 Think about that.
01:11:20.400 Every single
01:11:21.580 pressure vector
01:11:23.100 of importance at all
01:11:23.900 is under
01:11:24.760 sustained assault
01:11:26.540 for years.
01:11:28.260 Everything,
01:11:29.080 every part of the institution.
01:11:30.540 Remember,
01:11:30.840 remember when it was
01:11:31.500 medicine time?
01:11:32.280 Remember when everybody
01:11:32.720 had to have medicine time?
01:11:34.300 Remember medicine time,
01:11:35.480 you guys?
01:11:36.580 Remember trust the medicine?
01:11:38.640 I love trust the,
01:11:39.680 trust the medicine
01:11:40.620 was like my favorite time.
01:11:42.200 Remember that?
01:11:49.500 Yeah,
01:11:50.020 nobody's going to notice.
01:11:52.920 We're going to make
01:11:53.640 so much money.
01:11:54.560 Well,
01:11:54.980 at what cost though?
01:11:57.000 Oh,
01:11:57.340 it'll be fine.
01:11:58.120 Are you sure?
01:11:58.780 Sure.
01:12:03.640 Because,
01:12:04.180 I don't know.
01:12:05.800 Seems like a big move.
01:12:06.760 Biting off a little more
01:12:08.880 or you can chew,
01:12:09.360 maybe.
01:12:11.340 What else is going on?
01:12:12.300 Right,
01:12:12.520 the stabbing
01:12:12.980 and the killing
01:12:13.420 and all of that.
01:12:15.720 Good,
01:12:16.140 great.
01:12:16.560 Yeah,
01:12:16.740 New Year's Eve
01:12:17.080 was not good
01:12:17.680 in a lot of places.
01:12:23.140 Oh,
01:12:23.520 right.
01:12:24.100 Camby Dress says,
01:12:24.700 imagine the voice
01:12:25.700 and main researchers
01:12:26.660 from the fall
01:12:27.960 of a cabal
01:12:28.400 found dead of suicide
01:12:29.280 after exposing
01:12:29.920 the loons
01:12:30.400 and their lifetimes
01:12:30.980 of suffering
01:12:31.480 they have inflicted.
01:12:32.460 It's a job
01:12:32.860 for the bees to solve.
01:12:33.720 I don't think
01:12:34.500 I've ever seen that one.
01:12:38.000 I don't like the word,
01:12:39.100 I don't like the word
01:12:40.980 cabal.
01:12:41.840 It just,
01:12:43.860 it's actually an,
01:12:47.100 I mean,
01:12:47.400 it's not a bad word.
01:12:48.400 It's just,
01:12:48.640 for whatever reason,
01:12:50.520 we gotta stop the cabal.
01:12:52.280 Okay,
01:12:52.860 cabal.
01:12:53.300 Are we gonna need dwarves? 1.00
01:12:55.140 Are we going to have to
01:12:55.760 fly to Narnia
01:12:56.580 on magic horses?
01:12:57.840 We must stop the cabal,
01:12:59.240 Frederick. 1.00
01:13:00.360 The fuck are you 1.00
01:13:01.020 talking about? 1.00
01:13:02.520 Cabal. 0.98
01:13:02.920 You sound insane. 1.00
01:13:04.460 You sound insane, sir. 0.99
01:13:06.980 No one, 0.90
01:13:07.460 it's hard to,
01:13:08.700 I don't know,
01:13:09.260 and I think I saw
01:13:09.860 the thumbnail once
01:13:10.740 and it was just like,
01:13:11.540 this is not,
01:13:12.320 I was,
01:13:12.660 I expected to see like,
01:13:14.760 man,
01:13:15.100 some of those,
01:13:15.840 and again,
01:13:16.420 I've watched everything
01:13:17.200 because I'm just,
01:13:17.940 I'm too curious
01:13:18.660 and the alien stuff
01:13:20.540 is really,
01:13:22.400 there's some,
01:13:23.480 like,
01:13:24.480 the 3% of it
01:13:25.860 is really fascinating 0.99
01:13:27.820 and disturbing as fuck. 0.98
01:13:29.280 The rest of it though 0.99
01:13:30.040 is hilarious,
01:13:30.380 it's pure comedy.
01:13:31.320 It's amazing. 1.00
01:13:32.920 Is that the shit 1.00
01:13:33.600 these people say? 1.00
01:13:34.620 I was an international,
01:13:35.920 I was an interstellar
01:13:37.320 galactic soldier
01:13:38.220 in the mining wars 1.00
01:13:39.340 of the fucking 0.99
01:13:39.980 Zumacron belt. 1.00
01:13:42.080 They time-aged me
01:13:43.640 and I'm like, 0.99
01:13:44.200 are you fucking kidding? 1.00
01:13:46.580 It's like some fat guy, 1.00
01:13:47.940 he's like 50.
01:13:49.560 You know,
01:13:50.040 I,
01:13:50.520 this is a magic piece
01:13:52.440 of cloth I got
01:13:53.320 from an alien.
01:13:54.200 I'm sure it was.
01:13:55.140 And it's like,
01:13:55.600 this is on a,
01:13:56.140 people are buying
01:13:56.780 this DVD.
01:13:57.300 DVD.
01:13:57.460 I hope that the people,
01:14:01.840 the masterminds 1.00
01:14:02.600 behind some of that shit 1.00
01:14:03.460 that's on, like, 0.99
01:14:04.280 Amazon Prime,
01:14:05.680 um,
01:14:06.220 whatever,
01:14:06.760 uh,
01:14:07.380 you know,
01:14:07.740 when you go to,
01:14:08.220 like,
01:14:08.340 the end
01:14:09.040 of those,
01:14:10.620 uh,
01:14:10.780 video streaming services
01:14:11.720 that you probably
01:14:12.380 shouldn't be on
01:14:13.360 because I,
01:14:14.480 there,
01:14:14.840 there's nothing,
01:14:15.660 there's nothing left.
01:14:17.080 There's nothing left.
01:14:18.100 It's a barren wasteland!
01:14:19.740 You'll go past,
01:14:23.340 like,
01:14:23.540 the decent stuff
01:14:24.380 and you're like,
01:14:24.800 it's the A-level Hollywood,
01:14:26.360 you know,
01:14:26.780 and then you keep going
01:14:27.900 and it's like,
01:14:28.220 well,
01:14:28.400 you're getting into lower,
01:14:29.520 but,
01:14:29.680 you know,
01:14:29.840 still good,
01:14:30.440 still some,
01:14:30.880 and then you get into,
01:14:31.940 okay,
01:14:32.280 that's a Korean movie,
01:14:33.300 like,
01:14:33.460 then you're starting
01:14:33.880 to change languages
01:14:34.740 and then it's just,
01:14:37.040 then there's a lot
01:14:37.600 of Nicolas Cage,
01:14:38.420 what is this?
01:14:39.100 I've never even heard
01:14:39.580 of that, 1.00
01:14:39.800 what the fuck? 1.00
01:14:40.460 You know, 1.00
01:14:40.700 and then it's like,
01:14:42.500 you know, 0.99
01:14:43.240 I was a fucking 0.99
01:14:44.280 trans-dimensional 0.99
01:14:45.820 space wizard.
01:14:47.200 You're like,
01:14:47.500 okay.
01:14:49.740 I'll just watch them
01:14:51.920 like,
01:14:52.980 what is wrong
01:14:54.980 with you? 1.00
01:14:58.040 Are you this stupid? 1.00
01:14:59.320 Do you think people 1.00
01:14:59.980 are,
01:15:00.320 they'll believe me.
01:15:02.240 I'll just say,
01:15:04.200 one guy I was watching
01:15:05.520 the show,
01:15:05.800 Art Bell,
01:15:06.180 you guys ever watch
01:15:06.640 the Art Bell show?
01:15:07.700 That was on back in the day.
01:15:09.340 He just died a little
01:15:09.980 while ago.
01:15:11.960 There was a guy
01:15:12.500 who had a hole,
01:15:13.560 Mel's Hole,
01:15:14.540 Google that.
01:15:19.020 Mel's Hole.
01:15:20.080 And this guy calls in
01:15:20.980 about this hole,
01:15:21.820 which is bottomless
01:15:22.640 and he's got this
01:15:23.220 crazy story
01:15:24.060 and it's like,
01:15:24.760 interesting,
01:15:25.380 you know?
01:15:25.920 And he's like,
01:15:26.480 yeah,
01:15:26.580 the military was here,
01:15:27.520 I don't know what's
01:15:27.880 going on.
01:15:28.460 And some people go out
01:15:29.500 there and they're like,
01:15:29.780 the military is there
01:15:30.960 and it is in a weird
01:15:31.820 place and there's no
01:15:32.620 satellite photos of his
01:15:33.540 farm for some reason,
01:15:34.380 like some weird's going
01:15:35.060 on.
01:15:35.340 I'm telling you,
01:15:35.920 there's a,
01:15:36.260 anyway,
01:15:36.800 it goes from like,
01:15:38.120 interesting,
01:15:38.760 go on,
01:15:39.260 I'm open-minded,
01:15:40.100 I find this unlikely
01:15:41.060 and probably,
01:15:41.820 but however,
01:15:43.080 I don't,
01:15:43.520 I like a good story
01:15:44.420 and I,
01:15:45.020 it's good for the mind,
01:15:46.560 it's good to use
01:15:46.980 your imagination,
01:15:47.700 that way you stay
01:15:48.300 sharp.
01:15:48.700 When you just dismiss
01:15:49.440 everything outright,
01:15:50.440 you're being lazy,
01:15:52.000 it's just like doing
01:15:52.600 work.
01:15:53.120 You,
01:15:53.320 you almost have to 0.66
01:15:54.160 entertain the crazy
01:15:55.120 stuff to then go,
01:15:56.660 okay,
01:15:56.940 here's why this does,
01:15:58.780 so your brain works
01:16:00.360 and you don't end up
01:16:01.740 in an RV with a
01:16:03.140 Filipino lady calling 1.00
01:16:04.300 herself the fucking 1.00
01:16:05.520 queen of the galaxy. 1.00
01:16:08.900 So,
01:16:09.500 you know,
01:16:09.820 just some advice,
01:16:10.540 guys,
01:16:10.780 I'm just trying to
01:16:11.280 prevent you from a
01:16:11.860 horrible thing.
01:16:12.500 They're being hunted
01:16:13.380 as a cult in like,
01:16:14.380 rural Saskatchewan now,
01:16:15.400 there's no heat,
01:16:16.380 they're staying in
01:16:17.500 derelict buildings,
01:16:18.740 like to the last man,
01:16:20.000 this is crazy.
01:16:21.760 I can't believe she's
01:16:23.000 still rolling around,
01:16:24.440 Queen Ramona. 1.00
01:16:28.280 Fucking, 0.99
01:16:29.780 why is no one doing 0.99
01:16:30.740 it,
01:16:30.920 like this is the most
01:16:31.600 obvious cult,
01:16:32.540 I mean,
01:16:33.980 no,
01:16:34.560 oh,
01:16:34.760 but what,
01:16:35.200 freedom of speech,
01:16:36.240 is that why?
01:16:37.300 Because it seems to
01:16:38.240 matter so much in this
01:16:39.160 country.
01:16:40.620 Give me a break.
01:16:41.880 When are you,
01:16:42.220 like somebody's gonna
01:16:42.700 kill somebody eventually,
01:16:43.740 obviously, 1.00
01:16:44.220 it's a cult,
01:16:44.780 guys.
01:16:45.400 They're only just
01:16:45.900 gonna continue to
01:16:46.580 degenerate until it 1.00
01:16:47.480 fucking, 1.00
01:16:48.180 becomes complete 1.00
01:16:48.940 madness.
01:16:50.140 You know?
01:16:50.780 We must eat each
01:16:51.720 other's hearts
01:16:52.360 and retain eternal
01:16:53.360 life.
01:16:54.260 It was the man
01:16:56.180 in the white hats
01:16:57.140 they taught me
01:16:58.460 as the queen
01:16:59.480 of the universe.
01:17:00.980 Here,
01:17:01.380 eat this can
01:17:02.520 of sardines
01:17:03.240 that I received
01:17:03.960 from Vladimir Putin.
01:17:05.900 He has chosen me
01:17:07.480 to be the
01:17:08.400 international diplomat
01:17:09.880 to the aliens.
01:17:10.760 Like,
01:17:10.900 these are things
01:17:11.360 that she said. 1.00
01:17:12.480 It's fucking crazy. 0.99
01:17:13.740 And there's 0.99
01:17:14.240 a pile of people
01:17:14.880 just,
01:17:15.680 I don't know
01:17:16.040 what she's
01:17:16.420 making them do,
01:17:17.100 probably lick 0.75
01:17:17.760 things. 0.99
01:17:18.240 I don't fucking 0.97
01:17:18.820 know, 0.99
01:17:19.160 man.
01:17:21.680 Do something
01:17:22.500 about it.
01:17:24.040 They's posted
01:17:24.820 up in a town
01:17:25.500 and God bless
01:17:26.640 this town.
01:17:27.340 Good for you.
01:17:28.600 Good for you.
01:17:30.180 What was the name
01:17:30.780 of that town
01:17:31.220 in Saskatchewan?
01:17:32.240 They roll into
01:17:33.140 this abandoned
01:17:33.900 building school.
01:17:35.420 They're like,
01:17:35.620 oh,
01:17:35.760 no one lives there.
01:17:36.320 We'll just,
01:17:37.000 we'll just bring
01:17:37.880 our cult
01:17:38.440 to just slunk
01:17:39.380 around in this
01:17:40.240 abandoned building
01:17:41.180 at night
01:17:41.680 amongst the
01:17:42.460 townsfolk of
01:17:43.380 middle of nowhere
01:17:45.040 Saskatchewan.
01:17:45.940 I'm sure it'll be fine.
01:17:46.840 No,
01:17:47.160 it's not fine.
01:17:48.180 All the John Deere
01:17:49.120 people came out.
01:17:54.140 And they ran
01:17:55.100 them off.
01:17:59.040 You know?
01:18:00.620 It's like,
01:18:01.320 hey, 1.00
01:18:01.860 what the fuck 1.00
01:18:02.500 are you doing 1.00
01:18:02.820 in that school? 1.00
01:18:03.540 What the fuck 1.00
01:18:03.640 are you doing 1.00
01:18:03.660 in that school?
01:18:06.320 Just merch
01:18:08.300 shut. 1.00
01:18:10.760 Get the fuck 1.00
01:18:11.780 out of here, 1.00
01:18:12.260 you freaks!
01:18:14.180 Hey, 1.00
01:18:14.560 psycho! 1.00
01:18:15.560 Hey, 1.00
01:18:15.900 psycho! 1.00
01:18:16.720 Yeah, 1.00
01:18:17.200 get the fuck 1.00
01:18:18.360 out! 0.99
01:18:18.980 We will 1.00
01:18:19.420 fucking kill 1.00
01:18:20.280 you! 1.00
01:18:20.800 This whole
01:18:21.260 town will
01:18:22.160 erase you! 0.99
01:18:23.400 You will
01:18:23.760 never,
01:18:24.400 no one will
01:18:25.240 ever find
01:18:26.300 you! 0.99
01:18:27.100 This is
01:18:27.520 rural Saskatchewan!
01:18:28.760 There's more
01:18:29.280 bodies out here
01:18:30.120 than you can 0.99
01:18:30.600 fucking imagine! 0.99
01:18:32.580 Try me! 0.99
01:18:33.780 Queen of the,
01:18:34.520 oh,
01:18:35.000 you're gonna be
01:18:35.380 queen of the 0.69
01:18:35.900 Boneyard! 0.92
01:18:38.420 And then she
01:18:39.160 left.
01:18:39.620 I don't know
01:18:39.980 why.
01:18:40.380 I mean,
01:18:40.620 they seem so
01:18:41.120 welcoming.
01:18:42.980 It's a video
01:18:43.640 of them like
01:18:44.180 hundreds of
01:18:45.020 people up
01:18:45.440 against the
01:18:45.800 fence.
01:18:46.080 Ah!
01:18:49.460 And then they
01:18:50.160 fled.
01:18:50.680 I'm like,
01:18:50.980 God,
01:18:51.440 yes!
01:18:53.060 Finally,
01:18:53.600 some sense!
01:18:55.540 Good for you!
01:18:57.240 I have a feeling
01:18:57.920 those people might
01:18:58.500 be okay.
01:18:59.520 They at least
01:19:00.060 recognize crazy
01:19:01.560 people when they 0.88
01:19:02.260 see them.
01:19:02.940 That's good.
01:19:03.700 That's a good
01:19:04.340 sign.
01:19:04.700 I didn't
01:19:05.640 know we
01:19:05.940 had to
01:19:06.180 explain this
01:19:06.900 anymore.
01:19:07.700 I remember
01:19:08.420 when that,
01:19:08.720 guys,
01:19:08.920 I remember
01:19:09.100 when that
01:19:09.300 happened.
01:19:10.380 Like,
01:19:10.580 have you seen
01:19:10.960 this?
01:19:11.220 So many
01:19:11.500 people sent
01:19:12.040 me this.
01:19:12.360 Like,
01:19:12.460 what do you
01:19:12.820 think of
01:19:13.040 this?
01:19:13.260 I'm like,
01:19:13.460 what do you
01:19:13.760 mean what
01:19:14.260 I think
01:19:14.640 of it?
01:19:15.800 This is a
01:19:16.200 looney tune.
01:19:16.780 Are you
01:19:20.200 sure?
01:19:20.580 Yes!
01:19:22.460 Oh,
01:19:23.040 she unfurled
01:19:24.020 a brand new
01:19:24.800 dollar store
01:19:25.480 Canadian flag
01:19:26.540 and a charter
01:19:27.300 of rights
01:19:27.760 or something
01:19:28.360 like that
01:19:28.880 on,
01:19:29.640 like, 0.96
01:19:29.940 a shitty 0.99
01:19:31.120 drywall 0.99
01:19:31.900 off yellow
01:19:32.940 color
01:19:33.400 in some
01:19:34.200 chair that
01:19:35.280 looked like
01:19:35.760 it was,
01:19:36.120 I don't know,
01:19:36.640 probably upholstered
01:19:38.020 in 1981.
01:19:39.620 I could,
01:19:40.280 it smelled
01:19:40.800 like cigarettes.
01:19:41.500 I could tell you
01:19:41.980 from the video
01:19:42.320 it smelled
01:19:42.620 like cigarettes.
01:19:43.120 She smelled
01:19:43.480 like cigarettes.
01:19:44.020 I don't know
01:19:44.860 how,
01:19:45.180 but I could,
01:19:45.840 as soon as
01:19:46.600 I turned it
01:19:46.940 on,
01:19:47.200 you ever walk
01:19:50.720 into a house
01:19:51.120 like that,
01:19:51.500 a house party
01:19:52.000 and you're like,
01:19:52.320 no,
01:19:52.520 it's one of
01:19:52.900 these, 1.00
01:19:53.260 fuck me. 1.00
01:19:54.500 I just cleaned 1.00
01:19:55.000 all these clothes.
01:19:56.180 Oh,
01:19:56.380 well.
01:19:58.340 How are you
01:19:58.860 guys doing?
01:19:59.740 We're having
01:20:00.220 cancer,
01:20:00.880 are we?
01:20:02.660 Yeah,
01:20:03.140 this is,
01:20:03.420 why do I come
01:20:03.980 here? 1.00
01:20:04.200 This is fucking 1.00
01:20:04.680 horrible. 1.00
01:20:05.120 My head hurts.
01:20:05.780 Are you okay?
01:20:14.020 The secret people
01:20:18.060 appointed her
01:20:18.680 the queen.
01:20:20.340 Donald Trump
01:20:21.200 himself?
01:20:23.200 This tiny,
01:20:24.280 random Filipino
01:20:25.140 lady who lives
01:20:26.840 in a dilapidated
01:20:28.480 shack in East
01:20:29.260 Vancouver,
01:20:30.000 who was driving
01:20:31.560 around in a
01:20:32.120 1989, 0.99
01:20:33.100 like the fucking, 1.00
01:20:33.860 the Winnebago 1.00
01:20:34.620 from Spaceballs
01:20:35.920 with her face
01:20:36.800 on it,
01:20:38.020 breaks down.
01:20:38.980 She needs,
01:20:39.480 she tells her
01:20:39.980 followers to like
01:20:40.680 empty their savings 0.99
01:20:41.620 to fucking repair 0.99
01:20:42.480 the magic spaceship 0.99
01:20:43.420 so they,
01:20:44.020 whatever the hell
01:20:44.720 it is they're doing
01:20:45.260 can continue.
01:20:45.880 What are they doing
01:20:46.600 on this bus? 1.00
01:20:47.220 What the fuck 1.00
01:20:48.280 is going on? 1.00
01:20:49.060 I'm getting really
01:20:49.620 bent out of shape.
01:20:50.560 I don't like that
01:20:51.300 we've talked,
01:20:51.780 this is up to us.
01:20:52.900 I feel like a
01:20:53.520 responsibility as the
01:20:55.260 meanest,
01:20:55.700 most scary,
01:20:56.460 you know,
01:20:57.460 far right supervillains
01:20:58.420 in the country.
01:20:58.800 We gotta deal with this.
01:20:59.680 Nobody else seems
01:21:00.240 to want to put this
01:21:01.340 to bed.
01:21:03.560 She was here,
01:21:04.440 she's out there,
01:21:05.000 she's just posting up
01:21:05.720 all over the country,
01:21:06.260 keeps getting kicked
01:21:06.700 out of places.
01:21:14.020 How long can you
01:21:18.200 ignore a problem?
01:21:18.840 You know what I mean?
01:21:19.240 Like,
01:21:19.380 we can't,
01:21:19.820 we can't just let
01:21:20.400 this fester.
01:21:21.100 We can't let this
01:21:21.620 fester.
01:21:23.180 It's a festering
01:21:24.140 wound.
01:21:25.580 How many more
01:21:26.260 towns have to,
01:21:27.020 you know,
01:21:27.240 get pitchforks
01:21:28.160 and torches
01:21:28.600 and chase cults
01:21:30.220 out of their
01:21:30.540 schools?
01:21:32.140 I mean,
01:21:33.980 Canada is a, 0.76
01:21:35.280 is a good one.
01:21:36.720 It's good up here.
01:21:37.560 Scarecrow says,
01:21:39.400 Happy New Year
01:21:39.960 to your majesty,
01:21:42.060 the Bard of Arcadia
01:21:43.740 and to her Royal
01:21:44.760 Highness the Queen,
01:21:45.580 I come to extend
01:21:46.920 the tidings of thanks
01:21:48.020 from the dukedom
01:21:48.820 of Doublejohn.
01:21:50.560 Oh,
01:21:50.820 Doublejohn, 0.81
01:21:52.280 I'm a bit filthy 0.74
01:21:53.440 stuffed, 0.96
01:21:54.640 rag on a stick
01:21:55.360 in the field.
01:21:56.820 Thou hast seemed
01:21:57.740 fit to entertain,
01:21:59.140 inspire,
01:21:59.600 cajole me
01:22:00.240 and the boys
01:22:01.100 and the multitudes
01:22:02.040 of Scarecrows
01:22:02.760 and all these
01:22:03.180 many years and stuff,
01:22:04.120 love.
01:22:05.440 Thanks,
01:22:05.800 boy. 0.99
01:22:06.220 Fucking Doublejohn 1.00
01:22:07.140 Doublejohn, 1.00
01:22:08.960 boy, 1.00
01:22:09.280 fuck. 1.00
01:22:09.680 Fucking Doublejohn, 1.00
01:22:10.640 boy. 1.00
01:22:12.200 Newfoundlanders
01:22:12.720 are hilarious.
01:22:14.760 The cool ones,
01:22:15.900 the cool ones
01:22:16.680 are really cool 0.83
01:22:17.480 and the shitty ones 1.00
01:22:18.440 are really shit. 1.00
01:22:19.420 That's the thing 1.00
01:22:20.060 about Newfoundland
01:22:20.720 you need to understand,
01:22:21.500 okay?
01:22:23.760 If you need,
01:22:24.720 if anyone,
01:22:25.460 I,
01:22:26.800 I,
01:22:27.140 they,
01:22:27.400 it might be Canada's
01:22:28.580 Alabama,
01:22:29.220 I don't know.
01:22:30.700 Because I feel like
01:22:31.620 Alabama could be one,
01:22:32.680 because there are
01:22:32.980 any Americans
01:22:33.400 that can verify that,
01:22:34.540 that it's like,
01:22:35.680 listen,
01:22:36.080 they're either going
01:22:36.540 to be amazing
01:22:37.280 or they're going 1.00
01:22:37.920 to be fucking horrible. 0.99
01:22:40.020 There's nothing 0.99
01:22:40.760 in between,
01:22:41.280 it's uncanny.
01:22:43.120 They're just
01:22:43.820 insufferable
01:22:45.440 or they're awesome.
01:22:46.800 It's really bizarre.
01:22:48.380 I just go really
01:22:48.880 one way or the other
01:22:49.440 over there.
01:22:50.440 I don't know
01:22:50.700 if it's inbreeding
01:22:51.280 or what's going on. 1.00
01:22:54.420 The boys is fucking 0.99
01:22:55.680 lit. 0.99
01:22:57.220 Haley says, 0.74
01:22:58.360 making my boomer
01:22:59.080 con dad
01:22:59.820 watch Ragecast
01:23:00.640 for the first time.
01:23:01.420 Oh no,
01:23:02.140 shut it down. 0.50
01:23:02.980 Can you red pill him
01:23:03.900 real quick?
01:23:04.340 We've got one shot.
01:23:05.500 This is,
01:23:05.960 listen,
01:23:06.300 I already explained this.
01:23:08.200 This is a process.
01:23:09.800 You need to,
01:23:10.260 you need to consume
01:23:11.140 a lot of information
01:23:12.180 until you feel
01:23:13.220 comfortable enough
01:23:14.120 that the footing
01:23:14.800 you're standing on
01:23:15.640 will support your weight.
01:23:17.720 And then you tread carefully
01:23:19.060 down the spider's web.
01:23:21.180 It could be anywhere.
01:23:23.320 Could be anything.
01:23:25.840 I need,
01:23:26.380 I need to do this again.
01:23:27.140 It's gonna be one of these nights.
01:23:27.900 I've been,
01:23:28.340 you know,
01:23:28.640 I've been pent up.
01:23:30.680 It's been too much.
01:23:31.320 No,
01:23:37.780 we can't do
01:23:38.240 Nightmare of the Mist again.
01:23:40.600 What's this?
01:23:41.980 Lovecraft?
01:23:42.440 Oh,
01:23:42.560 this is probably 0.99
01:23:42.880 gonna be fucked up. 0.99
01:23:45.040 Yeah, 1.00
01:23:45.440 good.
01:23:49.440 You gotta,
01:23:50.000 you gotta,
01:23:50.460 you gotta find
01:23:51.060 a lot of red flags,
01:23:52.080 a lot of clues.
01:23:55.540 This is gonna be
01:23:56.080 as normie friendly
01:23:56.800 as possible.
01:23:57.640 That's this,
01:23:58.040 that's the challenge.
01:23:59.060 Tonight's challenge!
01:24:01.320 Do it.
01:24:02.440 Do it without saying
01:24:03.320 a single bad word.
01:24:05.020 If you can.
01:24:06.900 Okay,
01:24:07.360 Alien Game Show.
01:24:10.940 It starts with a red flag.
01:24:14.160 One.
01:24:15.320 And maybe not another
01:24:16.400 for many years.
01:24:18.320 Perhaps decades
01:24:19.180 could go by.
01:24:20.620 Really hard to say.
01:24:23.160 Perhaps many arrive in a row.
01:24:24.720 Perhaps some so large
01:24:26.080 they're impossible to ignore
01:24:28.940 that it shakes
01:24:31.300 the very foundations
01:24:32.080 of your life
01:24:32.660 causing you to ask
01:24:33.420 some serious questions
01:24:34.880 perhaps for the first time
01:24:35.820 ever in your life.
01:24:37.860 It's unsettling.
01:24:38.920 It's confusing.
01:24:39.800 It's disturbing.
01:24:42.140 But it is there,
01:24:43.860 though,
01:24:45.060 in your mind,
01:24:46.780 at the dinner table,
01:24:47.800 at bed,
01:24:48.140 at night,
01:24:48.560 in the shower,
01:24:49.500 on those long drives
01:24:50.840 to work,
01:24:51.400 alone in the car.
01:24:52.400 What am I doing?
01:24:55.560 What is happening?
01:24:58.180 Something
01:24:58.720 is not right.
01:25:01.520 Something is very wrong.
01:25:03.760 But what?
01:25:05.560 So many people
01:25:06.780 are saying
01:25:07.180 so many things.
01:25:10.780 It's a deluge
01:25:11.540 of information,
01:25:12.620 of lies,
01:25:13.260 of conspiracies.
01:25:15.760 Madness
01:25:16.360 mixed with genius.
01:25:17.900 lies
01:25:19.980 wrapped in
01:25:21.400 convenient truths
01:25:22.440 like the poisoned almond.
01:25:32.260 And when you've collected
01:25:33.360 enough of these red flags
01:25:34.620 by accumulation
01:25:35.460 or simply
01:25:36.340 the gaping hole
01:25:38.320 it left in your life,
01:25:40.800 the flag-sized
01:25:42.020 enormous hole
01:25:43.180 in your life
01:25:44.260 where it was left
01:25:45.920 by something
01:25:46.700 that looked like
01:25:47.480 a red flag.
01:25:50.220 Either way,
01:25:51.420 it will show you
01:25:52.160 the way
01:25:52.400 like a clue,
01:25:53.880 a road map,
01:25:55.480 a direction.
01:25:56.340 Go north.
01:25:57.580 North, boy.
01:25:59.280 There.
01:26:00.500 You will find
01:26:01.220 what you seek.
01:26:01.900 If ye have courage
01:26:03.300 and the strength
01:26:05.500 of character
01:26:06.160 to cross
01:26:07.140 the unknown
01:26:08.100 and face
01:26:11.180 the darkest
01:26:11.940 of realities.
01:26:16.700 And you may tread
01:26:17.420 the spider's web.
01:26:20.620 Perhaps it was war.
01:26:22.720 Perhaps it was
01:26:23.240 the pharmaceutical industry,
01:26:24.380 the health industry,
01:26:25.340 perhaps the energy industry,
01:26:26.800 the banking industry.
01:26:27.820 What exactly is happening
01:26:28.860 on the television
01:26:30.180 these days?
01:26:31.480 Industry.
01:26:33.080 Perhaps the newspaper industry,
01:26:34.700 the media industry,
01:26:36.040 any industry really.
01:26:37.340 It doesn't matter
01:26:37.980 because the monopoly
01:26:39.100 is total.
01:26:40.260 It is complete.
01:26:41.040 They own everything.
01:26:44.400 They own everyone.
01:26:45.940 It is so obvious
01:26:47.200 that failure
01:26:49.460 to find
01:26:51.440 the center
01:26:52.060 of the web
01:26:52.700 can mean
01:26:54.520 only one thing,
01:26:55.760 that you don't
01:26:56.560 have the courage
01:26:57.660 to proceed
01:26:59.500 down the path
01:27:00.500 because they all
01:27:02.260 lead to the same place.
01:27:03.580 and when you get there
01:27:05.620 you'll meet people
01:27:06.240 from all over the world.
01:27:07.300 How did you get here?
01:27:08.260 How did you get here?
01:27:09.100 How did you get here?
01:27:18.300 And there we face
01:27:19.740 the spider
01:27:22.640 to be continued.
01:27:29.660 This has been a production
01:27:30.640 of Creepy Insane
01:27:31.700 story time
01:27:32.760 for normies.
01:27:34.360 That's all I got.
01:27:35.880 We're going back
01:27:36.620 to brutal,
01:27:37.220 we're going back
01:27:37.740 to racism now.
01:27:43.000 That's the,
01:27:43.800 you know,
01:27:44.040 that's not for kids either. 0.99
01:27:45.000 That's kind of fucked up. 0.99
01:27:45.920 That sounded fucked up. 1.00
01:27:47.020 As I was saying it, 0.99
01:27:48.120 I'm like,
01:27:48.320 I don't know why
01:27:48.680 I'm doing it in this accent 0.99
01:27:49.660 but this just feels fucked up. 0.99
01:27:51.180 It feels like 0.99
01:27:51.560 an appropriate amount
01:27:52.400 of like,
01:27:52.760 haha,
01:27:52.980 it's kind of funny
01:27:53.560 but I'm also kind of,
01:27:54.800 is he serious?
01:27:55.840 Like what?
01:27:57.360 I mean,
01:27:57.800 he's trying to be,
01:27:58.840 I mean,
01:27:59.000 there's music and everything
01:27:59.680 but
01:27:59.940 I mean,
01:28:02.280 I mean,
01:28:02.960 for real though,
01:28:03.520 like,
01:28:03.980 what are you,
01:28:04.480 like how much of that was,
01:28:05.920 every word,
01:28:10.020 every word.
01:28:14.780 How,
01:28:15.280 how do you beat the spider?
01:28:16.520 Oh,
01:28:17.120 many have tried.
01:28:19.120 None
01:28:19.440 have yet to succeed.
01:28:22.480 Courage is required.
01:28:23.640 Beep!
01:28:27.780 Beep!
01:28:35.860 Hi everybody,
01:28:37.260 this is Dagwood the Milkshake.
01:28:39.120 It's payday,
01:28:40.060 so remember to go to
01:28:40.880 thegriff.shop
01:28:41.980 and spend,
01:28:42.760 spend,
01:28:43.220 spend.
01:28:44.040 Get yourself a brand new
01:28:45.660 Diagilon t-shirt.
01:28:47.600 It'll be perfect for all those
01:28:48.780 summer barbecues,
01:28:49.960 hangouts,
01:28:50.520 and whatever other terrorism
01:28:51.880 you're interested in
01:28:52.820 this summer.
01:28:54.120 You've got money.
01:28:55.200 We'd like to get
01:28:55.900 some of that money
01:28:56.760 and you can send it to us
01:28:57.940 by ordering something
01:28:58.880 at thegriff.shop.
01:29:00.980 Have a great day.
01:29:06.000 Yeah,
01:29:06.280 it's Doug there.
01:29:07.140 Yeah,
01:29:07.680 yeah,
01:29:07.980 where's my money? 1.00
01:29:08.740 Where's my fucking money, 1.00
01:29:09.760 Derek? 1.00
01:29:10.320 Don't you fuck me like this, 1.00
01:29:11.640 Derek. 1.00
01:29:12.040 Don't you fuck me. 1.00
01:29:13.820 I will fucking come over there 1.00
01:29:15.060 and you're a fucking cabin 1.00
01:29:16.240 in the middle of fucking woods 1.00
01:29:17.180 and I'll fucking... 1.00
01:29:17.380 He's always saying... 1.00
01:29:18.220 He's all talk, Derek.
01:29:19.280 He's always saying this
01:29:20.220 and he's never done it.
01:29:21.820 But he does seem a little
01:29:23.000 like he's getting increasingly
01:29:24.140 angry, so I...
01:29:24.940 He might, though.
01:29:26.280 He might, though.
01:29:27.080 I'd be worried about it.
01:29:27.880 I'd be concerned.
01:29:28.460 I would answer...
01:29:29.020 I would answer the phone.
01:29:29.680 That's all I'm saying.
01:29:30.760 We don't need...
01:29:31.420 We don't need any more of this.
01:29:33.000 Yeah,
01:29:33.220 Jeeperser Maps
01:29:34.380 wants an update on Dad.
01:29:35.920 How did it go?
01:29:36.500 Is he dead?
01:29:37.000 I hope he's okay.
01:29:38.960 Yeah,
01:29:39.300 he had a heart attack.
01:29:39.840 Spiders are his number one fear, 1.00
01:29:43.760 you son of a bitch! 1.00
01:29:46.500 Tonight on Tony's fucking... 1.00
01:29:49.320 Wet Dreams. 1.00
01:29:51.900 Mackenzie killed a man
01:29:53.140 with a scary story.
01:29:55.300 I haven't read this hard
01:29:57.640 since the dildo sale of 2016.
01:30:02.340 What is that? 1.00
01:30:05.260 What kind of weird gay sex... 1.00
01:30:07.040 There's all kinds of these crazy... 1.00
01:30:08.760 It's insane. 0.99
01:30:10.440 They're all like animals
01:30:11.360 and they're characters. 1.00
01:30:12.100 It's fucked up. 0.99
01:30:12.820 It's like, 1.00
01:30:13.100 what the...
01:30:13.860 Why? 1.00
01:30:14.440 What the fuck? 1.00
01:30:15.860 Oh, it's kinky. 1.00
01:30:16.760 No, it's fucking bizarre and strange. 0.99
01:30:18.820 Don't come near me, please. 0.99
01:30:20.600 Hydra's up as a squirrel.
01:30:21.960 Okay, cool.
01:30:22.980 Right on.
01:30:23.640 Right on. 1.00
01:30:24.180 That's fucking... 1.00
01:30:24.820 I didn't... 1.00
01:30:25.100 Why?
01:30:25.580 I don't...
01:30:25.960 Well, don't think about it.
01:30:26.680 Why?
01:30:27.040 Nope.
01:30:28.080 Nope.
01:30:31.680 So, yeah.
01:30:32.200 We gotta pay Dagwood.
01:30:34.140 He wants his money.
01:30:35.480 TheGriff.shop.
01:30:36.220 We just put a whole bunch of new stuff on there.
01:30:38.780 I don't normally do this.
01:30:40.380 So, I mean, bear with me.
01:30:41.660 I literally don't ever do...
01:30:42.600 I just play the commercial and I'm like, that's all.
01:30:44.800 That's all we need to do.
01:30:46.500 This isn't ours.
01:30:48.580 Wait a minute.
01:30:50.000 Oh, I did it wrong.
01:30:55.280 There we go.
01:30:56.540 Yeah, he's got a bunch of new stuff.
01:30:58.140 There's other, you know, shirts there and...
01:30:59.920 Yeah, that's basically it.
01:31:00.920 For now.
01:31:01.680 Oh, and there's patches too.
01:31:02.980 This is my favorite.
01:31:04.100 You could get it.
01:31:04.640 You could get your own Diagonalon PVC Morales patch.
01:31:08.160 As seen on TV and not made by the RCMP.
01:31:12.860 As seen on TV.
01:31:14.080 Not a cheap RCMP knockoff.
01:31:15.440 My bad.
01:31:15.900 I'm sorry.
01:31:16.700 I'm sorry.
01:31:17.800 You know?
01:31:18.200 And, you know, look.
01:31:19.060 Jeffrey, RIP.
01:31:20.840 100% of all proceeds go to Jeffrey's family.
01:31:23.380 Philip released the bees.
01:31:25.080 The Jeffrey commemorative.
01:31:26.600 T-shirt, of course, bravely sacrificed his life in service of the empire.
01:31:29.960 And the Jetstar's trench run on the Premier of Ontario.
01:31:32.840 Unfortunately, he was eaten.
01:31:34.520 As was what we all prepared for.
01:31:36.580 We were sure that this...
01:31:37.900 I mean, you're flying around, Dougie boy.
01:31:40.140 You know, he's the butter man.
01:31:41.360 You know?
01:31:41.560 It's like Kirby.
01:31:42.100 He just...
01:31:43.140 It just...
01:31:44.300 You know?
01:31:44.660 How?
01:31:44.920 How?
01:31:45.280 How are you going to do this?
01:31:46.140 When, you know, he was like, I'm doing it.
01:31:48.000 And we were like, go.
01:31:49.000 And at the last minute, he almost made it.
01:31:50.660 And then it was just silence.
01:31:51.660 And everyone just kind of like...
01:31:52.600 It was like when the Challenger blew up.
01:31:55.440 We were all pumped.
01:31:56.380 We're like, go, Jeffrey.
01:31:57.340 And then he just...
01:31:58.340 Oh, God.
01:31:58.900 Gee, I swallowed a bee or something.
01:32:00.880 And we were like...
01:32:04.220 A couple people turned and left the room.
01:32:06.420 Somebody just slowly walked up to the TV.
01:32:08.280 We just turned it off.
01:32:12.100 And I was like, all right.
01:32:13.580 All right, everybody.
01:32:14.300 I think that's...
01:32:15.140 I think that's probably...
01:32:17.160 That's probably a day.
01:32:18.360 Hey?
01:32:18.640 I think we should all just probably go home.
01:32:21.000 Let's just go home for the day, guys.
01:32:23.960 Let's meet back here on Monday.
01:32:26.680 We'll come back on Monday.
01:32:27.460 All right?
01:32:30.640 Jeffrey is immortalized!
01:32:33.040 I guess.
01:32:33.840 I don't know.
01:32:34.220 I'm making this all up mostly as I go. 0.94
01:32:36.000 But there is some stupid lore here that you need to be aware of for no reason. 0.95
01:32:40.780 You know? 0.99
01:32:41.580 There's all kinds of stuff.
01:32:43.240 All kinds of weird stuff.
01:32:45.340 And yeah, the proceeds go to Jeffrey's family.
01:32:47.040 Who aren't real.
01:32:47.940 So, I mean, it's for me.
01:32:48.840 It's for us.
01:32:49.340 We're stealing.
01:32:50.660 That's the grift.
01:32:51.440 That's it. 1.00
01:32:51.840 Buy the crap. 1.00
01:32:52.900 Buy it. 1.00
01:32:53.320 Buy crap! 1.00
01:32:54.180 Buy it! 1.00
01:32:54.700 And just...
01:32:55.460 I don't know.
01:32:56.320 Throw it at people.
01:32:56.840 Do whatever you want.
01:32:57.800 Do whatever you want. 1.00
01:32:58.300 Eat the salad and die. 1.00
01:32:59.180 I don't care. 1.00
01:33:00.820 I don't fucking care. 0.99
01:33:01.860 Do it. 0.99
01:33:02.100 Don't do it.
01:33:03.160 It's a grift anyway.
01:33:03.860 That's the whole point.
01:33:05.260 That's the whole point.
01:33:06.120 You know?
01:33:06.300 You can't act like you care.
01:33:07.500 And you gotta be upfront.
01:33:08.260 You gotta be honest.
01:33:08.760 You gotta be like, yeah, I'm stealing.
01:33:09.620 That's all this is.
01:33:11.380 Lampshade denier says France is bragging they only had 700...
01:33:15.260 Only 745 vehicle fires.
01:33:18.740 10% fewer than last year.
01:33:20.140 Oh, good.
01:33:21.440 That's because of the Olympics.
01:33:23.520 Right.
01:33:24.380 France went from looking down on Americans for not pronouncing souffle properly
01:33:28.000 to having savages take over the country.
01:33:32.960 France has not yet responded.
01:33:35.360 It's like Ghostbusters.
01:33:41.640 It's like she's hot and she's ready to pop.
01:33:43.020 It's gotta be.
01:33:44.060 People have gotta be at their wits end, man.
01:33:45.480 It's not even that bad here.
01:33:50.300 And I'm like, dude, this can't go on.
01:33:53.140 And over there, they're just like, another murder, another rape of like a seven-year-old. 1.00
01:33:57.120 Fucking seven-year-old is raped in Paris. 1.00
01:33:59.120 Like, oh, fucking why not? 1.00
01:34:01.040 How old was that kid stabbed in Ireland? 1.00
01:34:02.660 Like 14? 1.00
01:34:03.600 Like, yeah, might as well kill him. 1.00
01:34:05.220 Why not? 1.00
01:34:06.020 Because if they did, if we stopped that, we would be called racist.
01:34:13.380 Consider, this is how weak these people are and how inevitable their demise is.
01:34:19.600 You don't have the parts to do this.
01:34:26.100 You're not up to it.
01:34:27.640 It will consume you.
01:34:29.720 It will destroy you.
01:34:31.560 It will just destroy you.
01:34:32.960 You're not even remotely capable of contending with what's happening.
01:34:35.980 You have no idea what you're doing.
01:34:37.580 Or you do and you're just simply, ah, I'm just making money to destroy this place.
01:34:40.960 I don't care. 1.00
01:34:42.060 In which case, I mean, fuck you. 1.00
01:34:43.600 I mean, you deserve to, I mean, you know, what do you do with traitors, right? 1.00
01:34:50.400 It's crazy.
01:34:57.600 Like, how much are they going to tolerate?
01:35:01.820 All they can say is, you know, vague platitudes.
01:35:04.940 Listen, guys, we got to stay united.
01:35:08.500 And we don't, I mean, conspiracy theories and stuff.
01:35:11.680 And it's like, yeah, that's nice.
01:35:13.180 A kid died.
01:35:15.420 What are you going to do about it?
01:35:16.860 Oh, listen, let's, let's not, let's conspiracy.
01:35:19.880 That's racist.
01:35:21.140 Okay.
01:35:22.280 Okay, guys.
01:35:23.100 We need the restaurants.
01:35:24.220 We need the cooks. 1.00
01:35:24.920 They're killing people in the street.
01:35:27.940 Like, they've just, they've destroyed the highways.
01:35:31.220 You see how many, how much damage and money, are you kidding? 0.98
01:35:34.940 Are you fucking serious? 0.95
01:35:35.920 Do I, are you really going to pretend like you're not seeing us? 0.99
01:35:39.540 Like, are you?
01:35:42.900 Yeah, the police are just imagining.
01:35:44.460 It's all, it's just imagination land.
01:35:46.240 It's just imagination.
01:35:47.340 This is a great time for this.
01:35:48.360 Did I download this?
01:35:49.180 I feel like I did.
01:35:50.980 Yes.
01:35:51.500 You know what?
01:35:52.080 This is, this is where, and we don't usually, it's been a while since we've done, you know,
01:35:55.320 music.
01:35:56.020 You know, we used to do that.
01:35:57.060 I told you, we're going backwards.
01:35:58.760 We're reverting.
01:35:59.660 We're degrading like Phillip.
01:36:00.920 He's back on the blow. 0.99
01:36:01.800 Oh, I'm fucking going to go back to saying borderline things. 0.99
01:36:07.980 That goes with the times. 0.98
01:36:09.240 You know, that's what, that's what, did you get a push?
01:36:10.840 You got to push the envelope.
01:36:11.560 You got to make room.
01:36:13.700 You got to make room.
01:36:15.040 Because things aren't all well in a lot of the state.
01:36:18.800 This is a, this used to be a big, you know, Canadian town.
01:36:21.200 Now I'm not sure what it is, but it's got its own music video.
01:36:24.100 So, um, as I mentioned earlier, the, the, the proud, so proud, uh, the city, the city
01:36:31.480 of Brampton, everyone, uh, please enjoy.
01:36:33.720 This is a tofu TV original. 0.97
01:36:37.100 You're fucking welcome to Brampton. 0.99
01:36:41.100 I'm from the dirt side of the field. 1.00
01:36:42.860 Welcome to Brampton. 0.93
01:36:55.560 These niggies ain't, I'm a claimant. 1.00
01:36:57.560 These niggies ain't, I'm a say you're welcome. 1.00
01:36:59.760 Welcome to Brampton. 0.96
01:37:01.140 These niggies ain't, I'm a claimant. 1.00
01:37:03.540 These niggies ain't, I'm a say you're welcome. 1.00
01:37:06.180 Busted out the dark side of the field. 1.00
01:37:08.860 Run alone, nigga, you get pill. 1.00
01:37:10.940 Shorty lying about where she from, mm, when you see me, nigga, better run, mm. 1.00
01:37:17.780 Don't make a sound, we on your block, yeah, we creepin'. 0.98
01:37:20.660 Cashin' out the Brampton moat every other weekend.
01:37:23.900 Yeah, I muted myself.
01:37:25.300 Good.
01:37:26.400 Keep it up.
01:37:28.060 Gang war. 0.93
01:37:28.960 Street war. 0.96
01:37:30.280 These niggies ain't, I'm a claimant. 1.00
01:37:31.500 Killing people. 1.00
01:37:33.120 Oh, look, more, yeah, let's kill, let's traffic action. 1.00
01:37:35.620 Let's kill some more people that way. 1.00
01:37:36.620 These niggies ain't, I'm a claimant. 1.00
01:37:38.220 These niggies ain't, I'm a say you're welcome. 1.00
01:37:40.260 Welcome to Brampton. 1.00
01:37:41.160 Are you crazy? 1.00
01:37:43.040 What's that? 0.99
01:37:44.340 This is enrichment, guys.
01:37:46.040 This is culture.
01:37:47.240 Now, finally some culture.
01:37:50.480 Finally some culture in this place.
01:37:52.640 We're from the dark side of the pill.
01:37:55.320 We're from the dark side of the pill.
01:37:57.200 Welcome to Brampton.
01:37:58.980 We're from the dark side of the pill.
01:38:01.200 We're from the dark side of the pill.
01:38:02.860 Moon program.
01:38:04.140 We're from the dark side of the pill.
01:38:06.040 My niggies do our brows. 0.74
01:38:07.320 We don't do it nameless.
01:38:08.560 Dead people.
01:38:09.580 Let's go.
01:38:11.880 Oh, nice neighborhood.
01:38:13.420 Be a shame if I Michael Bayed it.
01:38:17.800 More gang war. 1.00
01:38:21.460 Hey, let's bicycle on the fucking highway at night. 1.00
01:38:32.660 Welcome. 1.00
01:38:33.060 This niggies ain't, I'm a gay man. 0.98
01:38:35.700 Boom. 1.00
01:38:36.340 Fuck that highway. 1.00
01:38:37.920 Let's go. 1.00
01:38:39.240 Are you happy? 1.00
01:38:41.100 You're fucking. 1.00
01:38:41.940 I don't know. 1.00
01:38:42.800 Fuck this place. 1.00
01:38:44.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:38:45.000 Yeah.
01:38:46.200 Let's go. 0.99
01:38:47.080 Destroy. 1.00
01:38:48.000 Destroy.
01:38:49.280 Yeah. 1.00
01:38:51.200 Fuck yeah. 1.00
01:38:52.240 Look at that. 1.00
01:38:53.160 Let's clean that up.
01:38:54.420 Let's spend money on this.
01:38:55.520 Oh, look. 0.99
01:38:56.240 How the fuck do you do that? 1.00
01:38:58.260 How the fuck? 1.00
01:38:59.240 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1.00
01:39:02.340 Stop, stop, stop. 1.00
01:39:03.500 How the fuck? 0.99
01:39:04.680 He's even got a dash cam. 0.99
01:39:06.380 Amazing.
01:39:07.200 They probably forced them to for insurance reasons because many of these people aren't
01:39:10.260 even qualified to drive, obviously.
01:39:12.500 But, you know, the Canadian government is just going to ignore this.
01:39:15.380 Yeah, we're just killing people and destroying.
01:39:16.800 Who cares? 0.91
01:39:17.260 We don't want to be called the R word.
01:39:18.960 Right?
01:39:19.940 Um, this, this, look, he's in the, look where he is.
01:39:24.740 How did you get here?
01:39:29.740 You see the paved parts, bud?
01:39:32.280 That's, that's what you drive on.
01:39:33.860 Not the green part.
01:39:34.920 That's, that's, no, no, no.
01:39:36.460 No, that's not faster.
01:39:38.000 That's not a shortcut.
01:39:39.480 That's not a secret way that you can take it. 1.00
01:39:42.020 Oh, these people are so stupid. 1.00
01:39:43.400 I'm going to go out in the middle. 1.00
01:39:45.200 I will pass them all this way.
01:39:46.480 I'm so smart.
01:39:48.040 No.
01:39:48.840 No, it's not.
01:39:49.280 Are you welcome to...
01:39:50.560 Right in shape, look at that.
01:39:52.320 I just...
01:39:53.740 Oh, well, how much does this cost?
01:39:57.160 Doesn't matter.
01:39:57.740 You know who's paying for it?
01:39:58.600 You.
01:39:58.920 Isn't that great?
01:39:59.640 Taxes are amazing.
01:40:00.520 Let's welcome to Brampton. 1.00
01:40:06.320 Let's go fucking gang war. 1.00
01:40:08.800 Gang war. 1.00
01:40:10.320 Punch that bitch in the face. 1.00
01:40:12.200 Punch her in the face. 1.00
01:40:14.120 In the face. 1.00
01:40:16.120 Break that car. 1.00
01:40:17.540 Kill this person. 1.00
01:40:19.940 Yeah. 1.00
01:40:21.120 Look at that. 1.00
01:40:21.880 Fucking kid's probably dead somewhere. 1.00
01:40:23.540 Who cares? 1.00
01:40:24.660 Swing set destroyed in the background.
01:40:28.420 Cooks and restaurants, baby! 1.00
01:40:31.520 Butter chicken, bitch! 1.00
01:40:39.120 Monkey God! 1.00
01:40:40.280 Hail the Monkey God!
01:40:42.920 Welcome to Brampton! 1.00
01:40:44.340 Holy shit! 1.00
01:40:45.360 Oh, well, let's ignore that, too. 1.00
01:40:49.340 Let's ignore that, too.
01:40:53.640 Let's just...
01:40:55.080 Hey! 0.99
01:40:55.800 Uh, you wanna get dark?
01:40:57.260 Does anybody remember what happened to the Humboldt Broncos?
01:41:01.440 Why are those kids dead?
01:41:02.600 What happened there?
01:41:03.300 I'll leave it at that.
01:41:04.140 What about that bus full of seniors that got plowed into and killed?
01:41:07.140 And it was at Manitoba?
01:41:08.120 What happened?
01:41:08.480 You know, it doesn't matter.
01:41:09.260 It doesn't matter that the...
01:41:12.640 It doesn't matter that the traffic... 1.00
01:41:14.080 The fatal accident rate is through the fucking roof. 0.99
01:41:17.020 Because, again... 1.00
01:41:20.120 You...
01:41:21.160 These people are so weak... 0.97
01:41:24.860 They're so weak of character... 0.96
01:41:28.660 And, you know, really failing the test, you know?
01:41:31.640 Really doing poorly.
01:41:32.580 Just total selfish...
01:41:34.580 Self-absorbed...
01:41:36.580 I mean, they actually have the power and influence to do something.
01:41:39.800 And they're like, no.
01:41:40.980 Me.
01:41:41.760 Oh, man.
01:41:43.280 You know?
01:41:43.800 Imagine what kind of person that takes to be that.
01:41:46.420 Right?
01:41:51.560 In the face of murders and...
01:41:53.600 Like, the worst possible things that can befall the people you're supposed to be protecting and advocating for...
01:41:57.640 The absolute worst has happened.
01:41:59.180 Like, the apocalypse to their lives.
01:42:01.380 Random people have got... 0.95
01:42:02.240 And they've just murdered their children.
01:42:03.520 Oh, my God.
01:42:04.000 What are you going to do about this?
01:42:05.540 Uh...
01:42:06.140 Well, I can't...
01:42:07.060 I can't, really.
01:42:07.720 Because they'll call me names. 0.99
01:42:14.740 Fucking excuse me? 0.99
01:42:17.580 Wait a second. 0.99
01:42:20.120 Wait a second.
01:42:21.000 I just want to make sure we got this.
01:42:26.220 Like, really, really...
01:42:28.460 Clear.
01:42:29.880 That, uh...
01:42:32.560 And this...
01:42:33.380 You know, there's a lot...
01:42:33.920 There's a lot playing into this, too.
01:42:35.100 Because there's the whole...
01:42:35.900 The medicine thing.
01:42:36.580 Remember that?
01:42:37.820 That turned out to be bad for a lot of people.
01:42:39.580 So there's that, too.
01:42:41.280 There...
01:42:41.480 Um...
01:42:41.960 You're just...
01:42:44.480 You're just gonna let all of this happen?
01:42:48.680 Because you're...
01:42:49.360 You're worried about what would happen to you.
01:42:51.640 You...
01:42:51.800 You're right up there with, like...
01:43:05.500 Jeez, I don't know.
01:43:07.260 I don't know.
01:43:09.420 One of the Roman emperors...
01:43:10.660 I don't know.
01:43:11.100 Just incredible leadership, really.
01:43:13.540 Marcus Aurelius.
01:43:14.380 You should write books, guys.
01:43:18.060 On leadership.
01:43:19.760 Through...
01:43:19.960 Especially through, you know, times of crisis.
01:43:21.680 What it takes to really, you know...
01:43:24.160 Get the people together.
01:43:25.320 You know, get everybody pulling...
01:43:26.380 You know, really... 1.00
01:43:28.000 Real metal shit, you know? 0.99
01:43:29.600 Like, back in the day. 0.99
01:43:30.460 Yeah, I'd love to hear their...
01:43:33.940 Their...
01:43:34.640 Their so-called, uh...
01:43:36.340 Contributions to that.
01:43:38.080 Well, we gave ourselves raises...
01:43:39.840 And we...
01:43:40.120 We hid inside...
01:43:41.180 And we... 1.00
01:43:41.540 And we destroyed our fucking country. 1.00
01:43:45.080 And we bankrupted ourselves into oblivion. 1.00
01:43:47.600 And we invited...
01:43:48.880 Endless...
01:43:49.420 But we've demographically warped this country so bad...
01:43:51.780 It'll never be the same. 1.00
01:43:53.620 And there's gonna be fucking shitstorms. 0.99
01:43:56.360 It's gonna be amazing. 0.99
01:43:57.660 It's gonna be amazing.
01:43:58.360 And we're super broke.
01:43:59.400 And the army's destroyed.
01:44:00.860 And the police are destroyed. 1.00
01:44:01.920 Everything's fucked. 1.00
01:44:02.420 The healthcare... 1.00
01:44:03.000 Everything's just totally...
01:44:04.320 Yeah.
01:44:05.480 Yeah.
01:44:06.400 Um...
01:44:06.960 And once again...
01:44:09.860 This is like...
01:44:10.380 Well, we have to.
01:44:11.320 Because...
01:44:12.000 Ooh...
01:44:12.640 They would say mean things about...
01:44:14.380 They would be mean to be in CBC.
01:44:20.200 Yeah.
01:44:20.820 Yeah, guys.
01:44:21.200 Trust me.
01:44:21.620 When the chips are down...
01:44:23.180 When this place really gets bad...
01:44:25.040 And I don't mean...
01:44:25.680 Like, it's bad now.
01:44:26.440 But I mean...
01:44:27.040 There's a lot of runway in the...
01:44:29.240 In the world of bad...
01:44:30.760 There is like a...
01:44:31.960 You know, bad like we have now.
01:44:33.220 Which is arguably, you know...
01:44:34.440 Depression level shittiness of the economy.
01:44:37.040 There's a lot of...
01:44:37.580 The record amount of homelessness in the United States. 0.97
01:44:40.000 Unemployment is really, really fucking bad. 0.75
01:44:41.820 The cost of living is insane. 0.74
01:44:43.360 It's way more expensive to live now than ever before.
01:44:45.360 People have to work twice as hard... 0.99
01:44:46.740 To get the same amount of shit as they used to. 0.99
01:44:50.920 You know, it ain't good. 1.00
01:44:51.780 But it's not Bosnia yet.
01:45:02.140 There's not numerous factions fighting over the...
01:45:05.100 Do you know what happens when they can smell the carcass?
01:45:11.520 Because you smell ripe to me.
01:45:13.340 I'm just saying.
01:45:13.980 There's a lot of bad people, too, that are going to see the window of opportunity that
01:45:20.960 you're providing by having such weak authority and leadership over people.
01:45:25.380 And, you know, as everything degrades and destroys...
01:45:27.020 They won't regard you as any kind of viable authority.
01:45:29.460 They won't care what you say.
01:45:31.220 You will actually be the face of the very problems that they all face now, collectively,
01:45:35.100 as citizens of the hellscape that you've brought them to. 1.00
01:45:38.000 And they'll fucking kill you, probably. 1.00
01:45:40.040 They'll probably chase you to the end of the... 1.00
01:45:41.840 I don't know.
01:45:42.320 I mean, what happens when this place gets that bad?
01:45:45.380 Do we have to do Civil War?
01:45:46.960 Is that how far we're going?
01:45:48.560 It certainly looks like that in the United States.
01:45:50.420 So, right.
01:45:51.200 And we're having Hollywood movies now to come.
01:45:52.940 Yeah, good idea. 0.99
01:45:53.600 Let's fucking do this. 0.99
01:46:00.140 This is where we're going. 0.99
01:46:03.080 And it's, like, irrefutable.
01:46:04.640 Like, it's watching someone bleed from both arteries while people are bickering over how
01:46:09.520 we're supposed to put the tourniquet on because neither of them want to get in
01:46:12.240 trouble later.
01:46:14.600 I was, uh...
01:46:15.500 When I did some, like, medical training in the military, um...
01:46:19.740 I was...
01:46:20.640 I did some, you know... 0.94
01:46:22.040 I wasn't a medic, but I did some in-between level, you know, weird shit where you're, 0.98
01:46:25.520 like, packing wounds and doing porn chemicals into people and fucking sticking needles in 0.98
01:46:29.780 their chest and do all this kind of... 1.00
01:46:30.920 Not gonna die today, motherfucker! 1.00
01:46:32.100 All this crazy stuff, putting tubes in people's noses and stuff. 1.00
01:46:36.440 This is, like, watching...
01:46:38.160 And paramedics, like, a civilian's one, or anyway, this chick that I know, she's like, 1.00
01:46:40.940 yeah, you're not allowed to do that.
01:46:42.340 You can't put tourniquets on people.
01:46:43.620 It's, like, illegal.
01:46:44.720 I was like, what?
01:46:46.220 She's like, yeah. 0.92
01:46:47.120 So you're just supposed to let them bleed to death? 0.77
01:46:48.820 Like, I guess so. 0.97
01:46:49.540 Uh, listen.
01:46:52.980 Uh, if your leg is...
01:46:54.700 I'm putting a tourniquet on you. 0.92
01:46:56.120 I will do it.
01:46:57.080 Okay? 0.98
01:46:57.560 It's gonna hurt really fucking bad, but you're not gonna die. 0.99
01:47:00.260 The alternative is, you die. 0.99
01:47:01.940 Do you want me to do this or not? 1.00
01:47:04.360 Well, the government said, oh, fuck me! 1.00
01:47:07.340 Like, you just get pushed out of the way, and then someone just does what needs to be done. 1.00
01:47:10.920 That's...
01:47:11.240 That's...
01:47:11.840 In the short version, that's what will happen.
01:47:14.220 If you don't soon react to the bleeding, someone else will just...
01:47:18.040 And the thing is, it could be anyone.
01:47:20.440 Because it's a vacuum.
01:47:22.020 They sense that the king is dead, and it's up for grabs.
01:47:25.960 Uh-oh! 0.94
01:47:28.660 How many would-be kings are out there?
01:47:31.140 With their own private armies and lots of money, and we... 0.93
01:47:34.260 I guess we'll fucking find out, won't we? 0.83
01:47:36.860 I guess we'll find out who aspires to say, hey, I already own most of California. 0.98
01:47:42.180 Let's be a warlord.
01:47:43.420 Like, I mean, they... 0.99
01:47:44.060 Fucking who's gonna stop me? 1.00
01:47:45.720 Fucking police? 1.00
01:47:46.320 There's no police. 1.00
01:47:48.040 They get fucking million calls a day. 0.99
01:47:49.560 They don't possibly even show up to work anymore. 0.99
01:47:51.100 Half of them aren't getting paid.
01:47:51.980 The city's broke. 1.00
01:47:53.120 I'm the fucking king now! 1.00
01:47:54.960 I'm rich! 1.00
01:47:55.560 I own the fucking place! 1.00
01:47:56.440 I pay everybody! 1.00
01:47:57.820 I can do whatever I want!
01:48:00.340 What about the government?
01:48:01.120 The government!
01:48:01.900 They're all fighting each other!
01:48:02.780 Washington's on fire!
01:48:04.620 I'm in charge now!
01:48:05.860 That will...
01:48:06.460 That will happen, okay?
01:48:07.960 It's inevitable.
01:48:08.880 It's impossible not to have...
01:48:09.980 Some of these...
01:48:10.860 Some of these... 1.00
01:48:11.480 Like, the Mormons themselves are like a fucking nation upon one. 1.00
01:48:14.440 The amount of weapons and... 1.00
01:48:16.360 They have so much money.
01:48:18.980 They could just declare, like, a caliphate if they wanted.
01:48:21.760 There's nothing that could...
01:48:23.160 This place could...
01:48:24.840 This is, uh...
01:48:25.800 This is gonna be one hell of an open-world, multiplayer, massive, you know, online role-playing game.
01:48:32.700 Okay?
01:48:33.020 This is gonna be the world's greatest MMORPG ever.
01:48:36.260 It's gonna be, like, all kinds of things.
01:48:37.800 You'll have, like, the... 0.99
01:48:38.720 The Midwestern ranching militia faction of fucking New America. 0.99
01:48:45.040 The swaths... 0.99
01:48:46.140 That's where the Tom Hardy and Mel Gibson movie obviously takes place in Los Angeles.
01:48:49.300 I didn't think I needed to explain that.
01:48:51.740 That down there is just, you know...
01:48:53.620 Half of it's in the sea.
01:48:55.220 And, like, was it an earthquake?
01:48:56.120 You're like, no, everything just fell apart, I guess.
01:48:57.700 Because everything was made by... 0.72
01:48:59.340 You know, cheap...
01:49:00.060 The whole thing's...
01:49:00.820 Everything's falling apart, alright?
01:49:01.760 It's not...
01:49:02.060 No one's surprised.
01:49:03.660 No one's done...
01:49:04.220 No one's done real maintenance on anything in decades, alright?
01:49:06.400 I heard a story.
01:49:08.660 Get a load of this.
01:49:09.640 Just so you know.
01:49:10.700 Because no one was warned, I guess.
01:49:12.360 And this may be true.
01:49:13.360 This may be not true.
01:49:14.240 I was, you know, with some people recently.
01:49:16.420 And they knew some people.
01:49:17.240 And somebody told me, you know a story?
01:49:19.020 We were talking about masonry.
01:49:20.340 You know, those old stone masons.
01:49:21.560 Those beautiful architect...
01:49:22.500 That we can't really make anymore.
01:49:23.820 Because so few people even have this knowledge.
01:49:26.320 I was like, we should build a school and fill it with these guys.
01:49:28.160 And you know what?
01:49:28.740 Turns out they tried that.
01:49:29.620 And nobody wanted it.
01:49:30.440 I would have paid them, like...
01:49:31.640 I'll pay you 100 grand just to go.
01:49:33.900 Just in case.
01:49:35.240 I'll just throw so much money at you when I want something.
01:49:37.080 I'll have it done.
01:49:37.760 Wait, oh, you can't do that? 0.99
01:49:38.680 No, we give 10 million dollars to Iraq for fucking dildos. 1.00
01:49:41.720 I mean, yes, we can afford it. 1.00
01:49:43.020 The fuck are you talking about? 1.00
01:49:43.940 We're rich. 1.00
01:49:44.660 We have trillions of dollars in this country.
01:49:46.380 The problem is, we just give it away to whoever. 1.00
01:49:48.680 We have a drunk idiot child, people. 1.00
01:49:52.240 I'm stealing! 1.00
01:49:53.580 And everything's on fire.
01:49:55.020 Like, at some point, someone's gonna say...
01:49:56.740 Okay, time for bed!
01:49:59.460 Time for bed!
01:50:02.760 I asked you seven times.
01:50:04.220 Daddy's mad now!
01:50:05.220 You know?
01:50:11.460 Oh, well, let's raise taxes.
01:50:13.680 Let's raise the taxes.
01:50:14.780 Again, let's more.
01:50:15.940 Pathways to citizenship.
01:50:17.120 That's what the government's doing now.
01:50:18.720 We're gonna...
01:50:19.060 Because we need to fast track all of these...
01:50:20.900 All these students and all these people.
01:50:22.700 We need more.
01:50:23.320 We need more, faster, legally.
01:50:30.400 Forgot which video...
01:50:31.060 Oh, there it is.
01:50:32.220 Conestoga.
01:50:33.080 This is a technical college, like a trades college, I understand, in Ontario.
01:50:38.780 Used to have a great reputation.
01:50:40.480 Now, it doesn't.
01:50:41.580 A bunch of people have been complaining recently that it's like,
01:50:43.900 Dude, don't hire anyone from this school. 1.00
01:50:45.400 It's garbage. 1.00
01:50:46.660 It's garbage. 1.00
01:50:47.340 And gee, what happened there? 1.00
01:50:49.040 Let's listen.
01:50:49.720 Made $140 million on tuition in the last 16 months.
01:50:54.580 Do you know how many international students they brought in?
01:50:56.200 Conestoga's got like two campuses, right?
01:50:57.900 They're like the size of this building, you know?
01:50:59.600 Like, they're not huge colleges.
01:51:01.320 $30,000 they brought in in 16 months.
01:51:04.080 And so, Conestoga is doing what any rational actor in that situation would do. 0.99
01:51:08.000 Can we make $140 million if we open up a bunch of one-year, you know, dog shit? 1.00
01:51:12.640 Gee, wow. 0.99
01:51:15.300 Wouldn't you know it's all about the money?
01:51:18.300 There is another failure.
01:51:20.280 You failed again.
01:51:21.840 Why?
01:51:22.720 You consciously did something wrong.
01:51:24.860 Like, you know these people shouldn't be going here.
01:51:27.600 You know that.
01:51:29.460 But you'll make a lot of money if you do it.
01:51:31.760 So, that always blew my mind.
01:51:34.120 I would run into people that would be like,
01:51:35.520 Yeah, obviously, because you'll make so much money.
01:51:37.520 And I was like, but it's horrible.
01:51:39.220 And they're like, so?
01:51:40.580 They did not care at all.
01:51:42.240 Like, not at all.
01:51:45.040 You know, baffling.
01:51:46.080 It's like, oh, you don't have a soul. 0.99
01:51:47.000 You're evil or something. 0.95
01:51:48.120 Okay. 0.96
01:51:48.740 Got it.
01:51:49.200 Whatever. 1.00
01:51:50.100 You're a soulless communist freak. 1.00
01:51:52.160 I don't know. 1.00
01:51:52.360 You probably dildo. 0.79
01:51:53.640 Yeah? 0.98
01:51:53.880 You have a couple?
01:51:54.480 Probably.
01:51:55.080 I knew it.
01:51:55.880 I knew it. 0.98
01:51:57.620 You just dildoed the soul right out of you, didn't you? 0.87
01:52:00.380 I don't know how they make them these days. 0.99
01:52:02.340 There's batteries and they fucking have lights on them. 1.00
01:52:09.580 Fuck the people around me. 1.00
01:52:10.980 Fuck what's good for the school. 1.00
01:52:12.140 Fuck what's good for the country, the community, the future, my own family. 1.00
01:52:16.140 Nah, I'm getting rich. 1.00
01:52:20.880 It programs for international students who want to come here and get permanent residence.
01:52:25.340 If the answer is yes.
01:52:26.960 I mean, I don't have to draw the flow chart for you.
01:52:28.600 We do it.
01:52:29.380 If the answer is no, then we go.
01:52:31.340 There's one.
01:52:31.660 Nick and I were looking at the enrollment into their hairstyling program.
01:52:34.260 It's a 12 month hairstyling or hairstylist program.
01:52:37.000 And then half the people drop out because what was happening, we came to understand, is
01:52:40.680 they get here, they start taking the class, but then they get a job somewhere.
01:52:43.980 And if they get a job somewhere, that allows them to kind of stay on and get permanent
01:52:47.140 residence status.
01:52:48.360 And so they were kind of just using the course as this alternate immigration. 0.98
01:52:51.340 We're just getting fucking robbed left and right, man. 0.95
01:52:56.500 We're paying for this, right? 0.98
01:52:58.460 What do you think 140?
01:52:59.200 This is the government investing in education, right?
01:53:01.540 That's what they're saying. 0.96
01:53:02.320 And they're just like, oh, we could just do this and fucking get into the country and 1.00
01:53:04.920 get, ha ha, sucker, you give, you colonizing bloody bitch, you bitch. 1.00
01:53:10.340 Fuck you. 1.00
01:53:11.200 You are colonizing bitch. 1.00
01:53:13.280 India's now. 1.00
01:53:15.020 As soon as you press them on it, immediately mask off and they're like, fuck you. 1.00
01:53:18.560 They just totally, they're super fucking racist, dude. 1.00
01:53:22.760 Try it. 1.00
01:53:23.540 You don't believe me.
01:53:26.660 What else?
01:53:28.540 You know, and you can look forward to, uh, to these kinds of things.
01:53:35.040 Like, this is just how it is now.
01:53:37.240 They would just be walking down the street in the middle of the day and be attacked by
01:53:40.200 a random gang of foreign men who are going to rob you and beat you and assault you in 1.00
01:53:44.080 the street. 1.00
01:53:44.320 Maybe you'll die. 0.91
01:53:44.820 I don't know. 1.00
01:53:48.560 Fuck him. 1.00
01:53:54.800 Fuck his family. 1.00
01:53:55.780 Fuck what happens to, I mean, you could be called racist guys. 1.00
01:53:58.640 That would be horrible. 1.00
01:53:59.940 That would be horrible.
01:54:00.660 That's like the end of your career. 1.00
01:54:04.500 Fuck you. 1.00
01:54:07.000 You're so done. 1.00
01:54:08.660 You have no idea the fucking size of the monster they're creating. 1.00
01:54:12.280 Like, grandmothers and stuff are like, this shit's out of control. 1.00
01:54:17.500 Like, I'm serious. 0.99
01:54:18.520 The hobbits are getting, you know, the shire's looking a little, a little worked up.
01:54:26.980 You know, they're real polite at first.
01:54:29.600 For a while, they'll do bend over backwards.
01:54:33.340 The people of Gondor will bend over backwards to make you feel at home, to welcome you, to
01:54:39.200 respect you and honor you and all this kind of, and all you're doing is just absolute,
01:54:43.500 I mean, listen, we're generous, but we're not complete fools.
01:54:51.840 And that kind of runs in the family.
01:54:53.880 So, inevitably, many, and it's rapidly becoming, I mean, I just, I don't, it, this is so obvious
01:55:02.760 what would happen that you have to know it was done on purpose.
01:55:07.280 No, no one, like, why, why is this happening to this man?
01:55:11.540 Man, this is British man, yeah, get off me, get off, like, clearly, and who are they, 1.00
01:55:16.600 like, why, why are they here?
01:55:18.700 Why do they need to be here?
01:55:21.100 Why did they need to be here? 0.89
01:55:22.660 Probably criminal, all these, well, clearly they are criminals, right? 0.99
01:55:25.160 Maybe this is what they used to do in Algeria, or fucking Sudan, or Syria, or wherever the 1.00
01:55:29.100 fuck they came from. 1.00
01:55:32.340 Ah, well. 1.00
01:55:35.160 This has to happen because otherwise people will call you names.
01:55:37.920 Why aren't they in Pakistan?
01:55:39.360 Why isn't Pakistan more diverse?
01:55:42.420 Why aren't they going to China?
01:55:44.260 Why aren't they going to Japan?
01:55:46.320 Or Korea?
01:55:49.260 Why aren't they going to Nigeria? 0.65
01:55:50.800 Why isn't Nigeria more diverse?
01:55:53.720 Why isn't Mali more diverse?
01:55:55.840 Why isn't Mauritania more diverse?
01:55:59.260 Why isn't Somalia and Ethiopia and Eritrea more diverse?
01:56:03.900 Man, you know what?
01:56:04.500 Yemen needs to be more diverse. 1.00
01:56:05.620 We're going to bomb this shit out of Yemen now for defending themselves. 1.00
01:56:08.520 I mean, I just love the takes coming out of us all the time. 1.00
01:56:13.460 Yeah, fucking get Yemen now, too. 1.00
01:56:15.340 That fucking tiny country that's got nothing but the shit kicked out of it forever. 1.00
01:56:20.640 Who's, you know, the only people really trying to defend the Palestinians. 1.00
01:56:25.060 And it's like, what did you expect?
01:56:26.560 And you're like, we'll tell you. 0.99
01:56:27.540 Like, what is fucking wrong with you, man? 0.99
01:56:30.460 I mean, we know what's wrong. 0.99
01:56:31.640 They don't, uh...
01:56:34.640 They serve the web of spiders.
01:56:39.640 So, that's why.
01:56:41.980 This has to be here where you live so you can do...
01:56:44.500 Because reasons.
01:56:46.000 Here's another thing. 1.00
01:56:46.940 The Israelis, these fucking... 1.00
01:56:47.780 These fucking normie con retards. 1.00
01:56:49.840 Oh, yeah. 1.00
01:56:51.680 Yeah, we gotta stand with Israel. 0.55
01:56:54.020 We gotta stand with Israel.
01:56:55.780 Diversity is our strength.
01:56:56.900 So, stand with the... 0.98
01:56:59.140 I mean, they're inhuman monsters. 0.99
01:57:00.920 They're just ethnically cleansing. 1.00
01:57:02.200 They're killing 137 children on average per day.
01:57:04.780 That is like over a hundred times over the average.
01:57:07.700 It's intentional.
01:57:08.440 It's grotesque.
01:57:09.380 It is a stain on the conscience of humanity for all time.
01:57:12.340 That we did not act faster to prevent that.
01:57:15.040 That will not reflect kindly on many of us.
01:57:19.580 I, however, have...
01:57:21.720 I mean, I don't know what else you could do.
01:57:22.940 How else am I...
01:57:23.640 I couldn't talk to more people about this.
01:57:25.640 It's beyond me to do any more than I've been doing.
01:57:29.120 You know, I would otherwise.
01:57:31.680 So, I don't really feel that bad about it.
01:57:33.240 But, I mean...
01:57:35.240 A lot of people are just content to let this happen.
01:57:38.120 So, yeah, we gotta do this. 0.93
01:57:39.280 But, at the same time, these people are terrorists. 1.00
01:57:41.680 They're terrorists. 0.97
01:57:42.480 So, you know where they need to go? 0.99
01:57:43.700 Your house.
01:57:45.540 Because diversity is strength.
01:57:47.040 Do you... 1.00
01:57:47.360 Are you fucking... 1.00
01:57:48.220 I mean, you are fucked in the head, obviously. 1.00
01:57:50.100 Right? 1.00
01:57:50.400 Right?
01:57:55.640 You simultaneously believe these people are terrorists.
01:57:58.540 But also, let's bring them all here.
01:58:02.220 Diversity is strength.
01:58:05.760 Like, um...
01:58:06.660 You don't think... 0.81
01:58:07.680 You're a zombie. 0.99
01:58:08.320 You're a robot. 0.99
01:58:09.000 You're an owned person.
01:58:10.820 You're on the leash.
01:58:11.660 You're Fifi. 0.89
01:58:13.140 Do you want to be Fifi?
01:58:14.280 Do you like being Fifi?
01:58:17.580 Good boy.
01:58:19.240 Eat your slop. 0.73
01:58:20.640 Eat your slop. 0.98
01:58:21.920 Eat your sloppy slop.
01:58:23.140 Now go for a walk.
01:58:24.240 What's happening? 1.00
01:58:30.140 Yeah, kill him! 1.00
01:58:35.560 Why not? 1.00
01:58:37.480 Help me!
01:58:38.040 No one's doing anything.
01:58:51.060 Things are going well over there.
01:58:53.140 It's good that he has to deal with that.
01:58:57.040 Because otherwise, I mean, you could just...
01:59:00.940 Someone would say the R word, and then it's over for you.
01:59:04.700 Then your career!
01:59:06.080 Your career!
01:59:06.880 Your career! 1.00
01:59:08.900 Your fucking career! 1.00
01:59:11.500 Your career! 1.00
01:59:12.420 How's this going?
01:59:13.780 What's this?
01:59:14.320 Oh, another riot.
01:59:16.820 Another migrant riot. 0.92
01:59:18.480 Oh, the stick people have returned! 1.00
01:59:21.220 Good!
01:59:21.620 Glad!
01:59:22.620 Glad!
01:59:23.220 Excellent!
01:59:24.360 Another battle with the stick people! 1.00
01:59:27.160 This is certain...
01:59:28.220 This is what we need!
01:59:29.860 This is what we need!
01:59:31.400 Enrichment!
01:59:32.220 Aren't our lives just so much better that now we have gangs of stick-wielding thugs that
01:59:38.300 the entire city's police have to battle in the streets, because otherwise, someone might say the R word!
01:59:47.040 We can't be like those guys, those far-right guys!
01:59:52.080 That's bad!
01:59:53.780 That's bad!
01:59:55.320 That's bad!
01:59:56.300 We can't...
01:59:56.760 It goes on.
01:59:57.400 It's not over.
01:59:58.040 It's so diverse.
01:59:58.860 You have no idea how diverse it is.
02:00:00.420 It's so enriching.
02:00:01.200 It's just a whole day of fun!
02:00:04.340 It's a good time.
02:00:06.320 Everybody's having fun.
02:00:07.740 They've got their flags out.
02:00:09.320 They're destroying property.
02:00:11.100 They're assaulting citizens. 0.99
02:00:13.080 They're, you know, gangs of stick-wielding thugs! 0.91
02:00:15.700 Why not?
02:00:17.180 What is more British than walking down Piccadilly Square and being encountered with Gotham City's
02:00:23.840 stick-wielding gang of thugs?
02:00:25.560 I mean, that's a picturesque British vacation getaway.
02:00:28.960 That should be on Downton Abbey.
02:00:30.320 That should be a Downton Abbey, you know, package, you know, an update, a contemporary.
02:00:34.940 What would Downton Abbey be like in the modern times?
02:00:37.540 And wouldn't you know it, gangs of stick-wielding thugs!
02:00:41.500 Isn't that great?
02:00:42.620 Diversity is a strength.
02:00:44.140 I am so happy that it's just something we can never, ever address and not ever talk about, ever.
02:00:51.180 We can never do that.
02:00:52.400 I wonder what this is.
02:00:56.560 This is a man laughing.
02:00:57.720 This sounds like a funny joke.
02:00:58.920 Let's hear a funny joke from the funny man. 0.99
02:01:00.740 He tweeted at me, why are Jews so weak and bad at sports? 0.98
02:01:03.280 Now, does this guy actually believe it? 0.98
02:01:04.580 I doubt it.
02:01:05.120 He just thought it would get me angry.
02:01:07.120 But what it actually was, was a fastball down the middle.
02:01:10.320 And so I just excerpted his tweet and said, well, of course Jews don't really participate in athletics.
02:01:17.260 That's what we use to divert the energy of the Gentiles while we take over the systems of power. 1.00
02:01:22.400 That's what we use to divert the energy of the Gentiles while we take over the systems of power. 1.00
02:01:27.160 That's what we...
02:01:27.720 Oh, that's a good one.
02:01:36.260 That's funny.
02:01:38.860 That made me laugh.
02:01:40.160 I laughed.
02:01:40.800 Did you guys laugh?
02:01:41.840 I thought that was hysterical.
02:01:44.520 He should go on the road.
02:01:46.360 That was amazing.
02:01:47.640 OG Mango Puss is 20% of $40 million is $8 million.
02:01:53.780 $8 million in this quarter.
02:01:55.340 Ooh! 0.96
02:01:57.000 Yeah, that's...
02:01:57.480 Of mortgage owners, though.
02:01:58.800 Like, how many people...
02:01:59.600 You know...
02:02:00.100 It's not that many.
02:02:01.060 It's not as many as it used to be.
02:02:02.480 I think it's that a record...
02:02:03.360 Home ownership is not good. 0.99
02:02:04.780 And a lot of people bought shit they couldn't afford to go... 0.99
02:02:06.820 I couldn't believe... 0.99
02:02:08.260 Again, common sense.
02:02:09.120 But people don't have it.
02:02:10.600 Common sense.
02:02:11.780 Hey! 0.99
02:02:12.460 Record low interest...
02:02:13.680 They're so low, they're in danger of going negative. 0.99
02:02:15.880 And they're printing money out the fucking wazoo. 0.92
02:02:17.800 And prices are skyrocketing. 0.99
02:02:19.380 Houses are going for a million dollars for a trash can. 0.99
02:02:22.460 Yeah, let me sign up for the 60-year extended super-duper awesome hand-rubbing mortgage. 0.99
02:02:27.800 At fucking variable rates. 0.99
02:02:30.080 Oh, yeah, they'll stay low. 1.00
02:02:31.340 For a few years, you'll have time to...
02:02:32.920 And then you, you know, you're living in a...
02:02:34.940 A death trap.
02:02:36.740 You know what?
02:02:37.360 Mortgage means death grip, right?
02:02:39.460 It's Latin.
02:02:40.120 Mortgage.
02:02:40.840 Death grip.
02:02:41.300 You're in a death grip.
02:02:42.220 That's awesome.
02:02:43.140 And you're paying them forever. 0.99
02:02:44.700 And, oh, if the interest rates even go up a little bit, you're probably completely fucked 0.98
02:02:48.720 because you bought way more than you should have because you have no impulse control. 0.99
02:02:52.120 And you go, oh, serve money.
02:02:53.260 I'm going to be rich.
02:02:54.100 And now you're in... 1.00
02:02:55.580 Now you're fucking in downtown fucktown. 1.00
02:02:57.480 And you're going to lose everything. 1.00
02:02:58.620 And you're going to be homeless.
02:03:00.320 And people tried to warn you of this.
02:03:02.100 And they said, no, don't listen to those guys.
02:03:03.980 They're evil. 0.68
02:03:05.000 Don't listen to them. 1.00
02:03:05.760 They're just full of shit. 1.00
02:03:07.380 How's your... 1.00
02:03:07.760 How's your wallet doing?
02:03:08.760 How the price is going?
02:03:10.140 You know who saw this coming a mile away?
02:03:14.800 All of us. 1.00
02:03:16.160 While you were calling us stupid chuds. 1.00
02:03:19.440 Guys are like acquiring property. 1.00
02:03:21.240 Like they're saving money.
02:03:22.120 They're making money now.
02:03:24.440 They're feeding themselves.
02:03:25.920 Like this is... 1.00
02:03:26.360 And you're like, my fucking latte is a million dollars. 1.00
02:03:29.280 Like you're fucked. 1.00
02:03:30.160 You have no idea how fucked you are. 1.00
02:03:31.640 It's hilarious. 1.00
02:03:36.120 Banks are going to take everything. 0.85
02:03:38.260 They sold everything at insane price.
02:03:40.220 Oh, yeah.
02:03:41.000 They bought the...
02:03:41.700 They...
02:03:42.040 Listen.
02:03:42.820 This is why they're...
02:03:43.620 And you know what?
02:03:44.000 I feel bad on...
02:03:44.760 You know, I'm making fun of a lot of these people.
02:03:46.240 But honestly, it's not exactly your fault.
02:03:48.460 It's not like they teach you this.
02:03:49.440 They hide this knowledge from you on purpose.
02:03:51.900 It's very important to know financial information.
02:03:54.580 Why don't they teach it in high school?
02:03:55.860 Everyone asks that.
02:03:57.100 And the answer is obvious.
02:03:58.060 They don't want you to know that.
02:03:59.480 Because if too many people really had a good grip on the financial system, none of this
02:04:03.260 would work.
02:04:04.140 None of you would be signing any of these deals.
02:04:06.060 None of you would be buying cars like this.
02:04:07.820 None of you would be buying houses like...
02:04:09.040 You wouldn't be doing any of the stuff you're doing.
02:04:10.800 Because you would understand how badly you're getting legitimately robbed.
02:04:14.740 They're stealing from you.
02:04:15.700 It's not a joke.
02:04:16.540 It's not a euphemism.
02:04:17.380 It is very sophisticated stealing.
02:04:19.740 They're just wearing suits.
02:04:20.840 It's in a building.
02:04:21.880 Sign some papers.
02:04:22.940 And you're locked into these contracts that are parasitic in nature.
02:04:26.200 And you have to work so much harder for...
02:04:28.400 And they're predatory.
02:04:29.760 They just increase...
02:04:30.520 Oh, it's a variable rate.
02:04:32.000 It's a variable...
02:04:32.660 They know exactly what's going to happen.
02:04:34.200 These people are experts.
02:04:35.520 They're financial assassins. 0.76
02:04:37.000 They get promoted the more they steal.
02:04:39.000 The better they are at making money for the bank, i.e.
02:04:42.060 absorbing your wealth and everything you've...
02:04:44.500 From you for nothing. 1.00
02:04:45.900 Just for signing shit. 1.00
02:04:47.380 So they can give you magic money paper. 1.00
02:04:49.480 They get promotions.
02:04:50.500 And up they go.
02:04:51.260 You think they don't know that when they do this...
02:04:53.380 Oh, we're going to lower these rates.
02:04:54.940 They're going to print all this money. 1.00
02:04:56.240 Oh, fuck it. 1.00
02:04:56.920 Oh, dude. 1.00
02:04:57.900 Let them buy everything.
02:04:58.880 We're going to get it all back.
02:05:00.380 We're going to get all of it back.
02:05:01.380 Listen.
02:05:01.780 They're going to default on everything.
02:05:03.280 We're going to get it all back within five years.
02:05:05.360 We're going to resell it to the Chinese or whoever wants it. 0.98
02:05:08.100 And we're going to sell it twice. 1.00
02:05:11.440 Fuck those people. 1.00
02:05:12.260 Who cares? 1.00
02:05:13.080 We're going to make money, baby.
02:05:14.500 That's what's happening.
02:05:16.840 Are you happy?
02:05:17.920 Do you feel good?
02:05:19.420 Does that make you happy?
02:05:20.960 Do you feel good about the place you live in?
02:05:23.240 That the people living here...
02:05:24.340 That's how it is here.
02:05:26.360 This is Canada.
02:05:27.420 How do you feel about that?
02:05:31.220 It's not an extreme situation.
02:05:32.760 That's everyday life for, oh, I don't know, probably five or six million people right now.
02:05:36.200 Oh, well.
02:05:37.280 Oh, well. 1.00
02:05:37.620 We're just totally fucked. 0.99
02:05:41.160 No one has any plan whatsoever. 0.99
02:05:45.320 Everyone's just like, we need the conks.
02:05:47.320 We need the restaurants.
02:05:48.420 We need the conks in the restaurants. 1.00
02:05:49.720 We need universal basic income.
02:05:51.420 We're going to print money.
02:05:53.080 That's the plan.
02:05:54.020 They're going to just do helicopter money. 0.91
02:05:55.840 They're going to print more money, which dilutes the value of the money that already exists. 0.97
02:06:00.100 And by the time it gets to you, it's been bought and sold so many fucking times. 0.99
02:06:04.040 It's worthless. 0.99
02:06:05.960 This is why everything costs more.
02:06:07.340 They printed more money during the medicine times.
02:06:11.420 When it was time for everyone to take their medicine, they printed more money than the 0.99
02:06:14.760 world fucking wars. 0.99
02:06:18.120 Hey, hey, you ever just go on a fucking coke bender and spend four days on like 20 grand 1.00
02:06:23.620 in Vegas and just go full Johnny Depp when you're a regular person and wake up and go, 1.00
02:06:28.340 oh my God, I've ruined my life.
02:06:29.940 That's what's happening.
02:06:34.340 Like this is insane.
02:06:35.460 Like there's no way they didn't know what they were doing and they kept it from you because
02:06:41.380 they were stealing.
02:06:42.500 They're not going to tell you how else are they going to get rich if you're, if you know
02:06:45.760 that there's a scam, they're not, they're not going to make any money.
02:06:48.980 Everyone would revolt.
02:06:49.980 You know, the president Bush, the senior, the creepier one, the CIA one, they're the axis 0.85
02:06:58.520 of evil. 0.97
02:07:01.040 So if these people ever knew what we were doing to them, they would kill us in the streets, 0.99
02:07:05.340 meaning the public. 1.00
02:07:06.180 If they had any idea, they would fucking kill us in the streets. 1.00
02:07:09.140 Yeah. 0.97
02:07:11.560 Uh, and the trick is that they, that, that, that Fifi doesn't ever do that because we keep
02:07:16.120 Fifi very comfortable.
02:07:18.200 Fifi has to stay comfortable.
02:07:20.680 The sports ball has to stay on.
02:07:22.500 The Netflix has to stay on.
02:07:24.320 The cheese must flow.
02:07:26.060 The cheese must flow guys.
02:07:28.000 It's just like Arrakis. 0.98
02:07:31.000 If the cheese stops flowing, Fifi gets upset.
02:07:34.660 And when Fifi gets upset, she starts looking for, you know, solutions. 0.95
02:07:43.360 So if the cheese doesn't flow and the sports ball stops, Fifi doesn't get to play with her 1.00
02:07:47.980 ball and she doesn't have a big, nice, comfy belly and she's not warm and dry, Fifi get 1.00
02:07:53.080 angry.
02:07:53.620 So all you got to do is make sure everything Fifi, she's nice and comfortable.
02:07:59.680 So she never, never has any reason to ever think about anything other than how much fun 0.92
02:08:07.240 she's having as I fucking steal everything. 0.98
02:08:10.920 Ha ha. 0.99
02:08:12.460 Ah ha ha ha ha.
02:08:15.460 I can't believe that worked, Phillip.
02:08:18.240 I can't believe I've done it again.
02:08:23.620 I just, the song is too fun, you know?
02:08:27.040 I don't care.
02:08:28.280 It's mean.
02:08:29.040 I don't care.
02:08:29.940 It's too fun.
02:08:33.180 Like, what do you care?
02:08:34.480 Oh, am I saying things?
02:08:35.980 They're killing people and start wars and just butchering.
02:08:38.940 Oh yeah. 0.83
02:08:39.640 Yeah.
02:08:39.880 Let's go after the, do you know why they do that? 1.00
02:08:41.960 These weak motherfuckers? 1.00
02:08:43.040 Because they don't have the guts to even go near the castle. 1.00
02:08:45.780 Let alone knock on the door.
02:08:47.220 Let alone do anything.
02:08:48.280 And what makes them comfortable is you just come after anybody else making any noise.
02:08:52.500 Because they're like little chicken people.
02:08:54.820 They don't want anybody looking over here.
02:08:57.000 Anybody causing trouble.
02:08:57.980 Like, I'm not with him.
02:09:01.160 Oh, you got it all figured out, don't you? 1.00
02:09:07.320 Fucking idiot. 1.00
02:09:08.200 Oh yeah, the government's giving money away for free. 1.00
02:09:18.420 I think we should take as much as we can get.
02:09:20.260 Oh, brilliant.
02:09:22.960 That was so smart.
02:09:27.020 SMRT.
02:09:27.740 And they didn't know. 0.99
02:09:28.640 Oh shit, sorry guys. 0.99
02:09:30.360 Oh no. 1.00
02:09:32.260 Oh no, we accidentally bankrupted you.
02:09:35.500 Shooty.
02:09:36.180 Oh, that's terrible. 0.98
02:09:39.260 Listen, we're going to have to work really, really fucking hard. 0.66
02:09:43.420 And like, unlock your savings, okay? 0.97
02:09:45.840 And we're going to have to just, you're going to have to basically be slaves now, okay?
02:09:51.540 Because like, we have to, we have to pull ourselves up by our bootstraps.
02:09:55.060 I live in a new mansion.
02:09:57.060 And I just bought a plane.
02:09:59.440 That's, that's going to go over well.
02:10:00.920 Remember this?
02:10:01.560 Like, why not?
02:10:02.180 Yay, have $10 million.
02:10:03.020 $10 million for gender inclusive environment in Iraq.
02:10:07.500 Yay! 0.99
02:10:08.420 Iraq is gay now. 1.00
02:10:10.000 Yeah, I don't think that's going to go over very well. 0.98
02:10:12.500 Why not?
02:10:13.060 Why not throw away $10 million?
02:10:14.280 We don't have, we don't have anything that could use $10 million.
02:10:18.560 It's as if our problems are mediocre.
02:10:21.400 As if, as if it's like, ah, you know, we, yeah, we could get the roof repaired, but we could,
02:10:26.660 I mean, it's only, we got a couple more years.
02:10:28.640 We don't have to, it doesn't need to be now.
02:10:31.020 We can help, we can help them out.
02:10:33.000 We can give them a little bit.
02:10:34.220 We can have a, no, the house is falling apart.
02:10:36.260 There's like squirrels.
02:10:37.680 There's squirrels.
02:10:39.520 The kids are screaming.
02:10:41.440 There's, the windows are smashed out.
02:10:44.520 Somebody fell through the, ah, did you fall through the floor?
02:10:46.980 Like, it's not good.
02:10:48.440 And then they're like, hey, can you just give me some money?
02:10:51.800 I'm, I'm a little broke, actually.
02:10:53.700 I don't know if you've been looking around, but, ah, my son fell into the basement, so
02:11:01.080 I, I gotta go get him.
02:11:02.360 I think his legs are broken, and I'm gonna have to Google how to set broken legs, because
02:11:08.160 if I take him to the hospital in Nova Scotia, I will be there for days, and probably no one
02:11:13.720 will show up.
02:11:14.620 No one will show up.
02:11:16.640 Several people.
02:11:17.800 I've talked, days, days, two days in the hospital.
02:11:22.500 That's where we're at now.
02:11:23.520 We're at third world country status.
02:11:25.400 We're at Latin America doctor status. 0.99
02:11:27.780 Fucking let's go. 0.99
02:11:29.260 Let's go with the healthcare. 1.00
02:11:30.660 We're spending so much money on it.
02:11:32.500 Now, you know what that's the lion's share of our taxes go to?
02:11:35.300 Is healthcare.
02:11:36.140 The free, amazing healthcare you get in Canada.
02:11:38.520 Oh my goodness, isn't it amazing?
02:11:40.380 Let's hear from some of its, uh, some of its victims.
02:11:43.240 Want a little secret about Canada that no one's really talking about?
02:11:45.520 Oh, I've been talking about it a long time, lady.
02:11:47.160 And like, I know that some people in America are aware of this, right?
02:11:49.860 But anyone talks about Canada.
02:11:51.420 This is an American experiencing the Canadian healthcare system that we pay more than, we 0.99
02:11:57.460 pay for, we should have a fucking space program. 0.93
02:12:00.240 We should have, you know, full spectrum dominance of the sky for the amount of money that Canada 0.99
02:12:05.640 has spent on healthcare and it's a disaster.
02:12:08.700 It's a complete disaster.
02:12:10.240 It's killing people.
02:12:11.300 It's firing its own doctors.
02:12:12.520 It's suppressing evidence.
02:12:13.780 It's, it's completely, I mean, why?
02:12:17.720 Why?
02:12:19.260 Why?
02:12:19.740 And, and more importantly, this is the only thing I want you to remember.
02:12:23.200 If you take nothing else away from what I'm saying, why did you have to hear it from me?
02:12:27.320 Why are you just hearing this from me?
02:12:30.440 Why aren't they saying anything of the, it's so obvious.
02:12:36.700 It's not an accident.
02:12:39.440 Oh, healthcare is free, blah, blah, blah.
02:12:42.180 And I do know that some people are aware, like, well, you do have to wait longer, you know?
02:12:46.140 Ooh, understatement of the century.
02:12:48.680 Okay. 0.95
02:12:49.220 Um, in Canada, you'll probably die first before you get the help you need.
02:12:52.580 Like you'll literally, and I'm not joking.
02:12:55.020 That's not me being dramatic.
02:12:56.340 There are doctors that know that if they're handing out certain diagnoses, totally treatable,
02:13:02.580 totally treatable if you do it in time, but they know they're not going to be able
02:13:07.140 to see a specialist in that time.
02:13:10.520 So, so again, these, these wonderful heroic leaders, you know, the prof, the adults, right?
02:13:18.120 The professionals.
02:13:19.100 Okay.
02:13:19.580 Let's, let's leave it to the professionals.
02:13:21.200 Okay.
02:13:22.360 Okay.
02:13:22.660 The concern, we're going to get the libs out. 0.91
02:13:24.520 Okay.
02:13:24.880 And PP is going to, PP is going to what?
02:13:27.780 They're letting people die.
02:13:29.220 They're all letting people, like all of the shenanigans, like how much blood do you need
02:13:32.580 to see before you're convinced these are people who are just vampires feasting on our
02:13:36.140 corpses?
02:13:37.220 They're getting fat and happy while this is happening to our citizens.
02:13:40.840 And it's been happening for decades.
02:13:43.340 It has been getting worse for decades.
02:13:46.960 This isn't a new problem.
02:13:49.040 This is the same problem, the same pattern, the same corruption, the same people, the same
02:13:55.360 thing for decades after decade after decade.
02:13:59.300 And they all know, and they willingly participate or they don't care.
02:14:04.260 They don't even want to look.
02:14:05.560 They don't care.
02:14:06.340 They're focused on right there, right in front of them.
02:14:08.840 How much money are they going to make?
02:14:11.460 How important are they going to feel?
02:14:13.480 Are they going to get to be on TV?
02:14:15.700 So for all of that, people, presumably with families that love them, who would lather them
02:14:36.720 not die, children, you know, fathers, mothers, all of this, they're going to die anyway, even 0.99
02:14:43.760 though they didn't have to, and we could have prevented it, but we gave all of our money
02:14:48.620 away for abortions in Haiti and Iraq to have dildos and all this kind of stuff. 0.60
02:14:52.280 And we fired all those 10,000 healthcare workers, doctors, nurses, and created such a toxic hostile
02:14:58.100 work environment that there was a mass exodus of healthcare professionals, mostly to the
02:15:01.260 United States, for greener pastures where they weren't oppressed, where they weren't
02:15:03.800 being dictated to, and they made way more money.
02:15:06.260 And most importantly, they weren't allowed to be hired back here in their own countries from 0.91
02:15:09.920 which they were fired. So because of your asinine, ignoramus, selfish, self-absorbed, 1.00
02:15:19.740 totally maddening politics, people are dying everywhere. Hence why I say you are killing, 1.00
02:15:25.720 you personally are killing people. You're doing it every day with your silence when you're in 0.98
02:15:30.940 these positions, these politicians and these media people, anybody, lots of police and positions
02:15:35.800 of authority who know exactly what's going on. Firemen, paramedics, everybody knows what's going
02:15:41.720 on. Everybody knows what's going on and nobody says anything. Isn't that just fucking beautiful?
02:15:47.720 Just swallow that too, Canada. Just bend over and take that too. Take that too. Not only are they 0.99
02:15:53.420 going to bankrupt you, not only are they going to steal everything you've ever worked for, and not 0.99
02:15:56.760 only are they going to take your children and send them off to fucking wars that have nothing to do 1.00
02:15:59.820 with you, to just die in meat grinders. They'll kill your fucking family and get rich on it. 1.00
02:16:04.820 And if you complain about it, they'll put you in jail. 1.00
02:16:16.600 It makes a fella feel assertive.
02:16:20.780 It's a lot to process, you know, but I mean, how much evidence is required to be like, are
02:16:25.720 they, let's play, are they stealing? Hey, let's play, are they criminals?
02:16:32.120 They don't seem like, I mean, they don't seem to be trying very hard. 0.99
02:17:01.760 We'll be waiting together for the cowards to come.
02:17:07.280 Diago Eames says, here's to 2024 and the fall of the call.
02:17:12.720 CRJ says, the queen is charged with theft after stealing the curtain rods from that best 0.93
02:17:16.540 western in southern Ontario for her official placard flags.
02:17:20.980 I hope it's a real story.
02:17:22.240 Still, it's on the blow again.
02:17:42.760 There's, there's going to be victims.
02:17:45.080 There's going to be, there's going to be, guys, it's an, listen, this is what happens.
02:17:50.060 This is what he does.
02:17:51.700 And he has a weird, I, unfortunately has a weird psychic connection with Morgan now too.
02:17:56.040 And, you know, we just found this out last night, but, uh, you know, they're just both.
02:18:01.240 They're just both.
02:18:01.760 They don't like odd numbers, you know, you know, people are weird about certain numbers.
02:18:04.280 I have, I have a few numbers.
02:18:05.220 I'm like, I just don't like that number.
02:18:06.040 You know, Phil does like a weird, you know, odd numbers, it's party time, even numbers,
02:18:13.700 uh, you know, there's victims in what way and what nature I can't, I really don't want
02:18:19.980 to get in.
02:18:20.360 I don't want to, uh, I mean, he's my partner and he's on my team.
02:18:24.880 I'm not going to snitch on him.
02:18:25.880 You know, I mean, he's probably going to be the downfall of us all.
02:18:30.000 That's, that's, I mean, it seems, seems like it, you know, it seems like working on
02:18:34.600 the Chernobyl reactor.
02:18:35.560 Like there's no way I don't die from this.
02:18:37.180 Right.
02:18:37.700 But, uh, yeah.
02:18:39.360 So I don't know.
02:18:40.040 It's, it's an, it's an even number.
02:18:41.340 It's 2024.
02:18:42.060 Now you can, it's divisible by, you know, tens, twelves, twos, four.
02:18:45.980 It's, it's got, there's probably some magic wizard number. 0.98
02:18:49.280 It's probably year of the something, the fucking something's probably in retrograde. 0.98
02:18:53.700 There's probably a, you know, the cheese must flow. 0.99
02:18:56.240 There's magic. 0.97
02:18:56.960 It's fucking, oh, I saw some schizo YouTube channel and they played the same clip three times 1.00
02:19:01.240 in a row and they slowed it down more each time. 0.99
02:19:02.900 Like I didn't hear it the fucking first time. 0.98
02:19:04.340 Oh, and there was a thumbnail and there was the anonymous mask guy. 0.98
02:19:07.780 And I was like, I knew it.
02:19:09.260 I knew it. 0.97
02:19:10.960 Cause I'm so fucking smart. 0.98
02:19:12.260 And I live in a van down by the river. 0.98
02:19:16.500 Literally, literally lives in a van.
02:19:21.040 Huh?
02:19:21.560 The smart, pay attention to the smart people.
02:19:27.300 They will never lead you astray. 1.00
02:19:30.780 I'm a sad asshole. 1.00
02:19:32.680 Oh my God. 1.00
02:19:33.800 Oh my God.
02:19:35.420 I'm punching windows.
02:19:36.960 I'm on math.
02:19:37.980 Okay.
02:19:38.500 Oh, well, I mean, if, if, you know, maybe I'll use softer terms cause I don't want to be
02:19:49.000 too insulting. 0.99
02:19:49.700 You know, it's like Canada uses the fucking redneck Pokemon. 1.00
02:19:54.800 It was ineffective. 1.00
02:19:57.460 You know, there.
02:19:58.940 Now we, now we know.
02:20:00.180 Okay.
02:20:00.660 Let's just, please stop.
02:20:01.880 Please stop.
02:20:03.660 Oh, well.
02:20:05.320 Uh, Jenstein.
02:20:06.200 Uh, oh, I missed one.
02:20:07.820 Uh, Brooke Ortiz is happy new year.
02:20:09.040 Over the holidays.
02:20:09.520 My wife bought a $15 coat at a thrift store to wear to a cigarette smoke party. 1.00
02:20:14.820 So she wouldn't have to dry clean hers.
02:20:17.000 Smart, smart.
02:20:18.800 You know, see, she's thinking ahead.
02:20:20.800 That's, that's what you want.
02:20:22.440 Jenstein says, good to see you back.
02:20:23.620 Let's go.
02:20:23.960 Season four.
02:20:24.520 May I sponsor more gummies down the hatch? 0.99
02:20:26.340 Why not?
02:20:27.660 Why not?
02:20:28.180 I don't want to make that a regular thing though.
02:20:29.900 Cause it's too, it's too much.
02:20:32.160 CRJ says, I know you can't click links with stats.
02:20:34.500 Canada considers Pajit's legally retarded. 0.94
02:20:36.980 Anything under 79 IQ is mildly retarded or worse. 1.00
02:20:39.400 That's right. 0.94
02:20:40.500 In drive-thru terms.
02:20:41.660 Um, no Pajit can comprehend your order.
02:20:46.200 Um, again, you can't say that. 1.00
02:20:49.340 That's shut up. 0.98
02:20:50.140 I'm, I'm really tired of this. 0.97
02:20:51.880 Is anybody else? 0.93
02:20:56.860 I fucking, um, well, I, I can tell this is going to go badly. 0.96
02:21:03.800 So I'm just bear with me when I try to figure out what, how I phrase this in a way that might, 0.98
02:21:08.820 you might understand.
02:21:11.400 I didn't, I didn't, I didn't say, I didn't say anything about cheese at all. 0.93
02:21:18.380 This is fucking going to be impossible. 0.79
02:21:20.500 Um, I think my son, they've got a sketch. 0.99
02:21:23.340 Honey, give me that.
02:21:24.080 I'm going to draw, I'm going to draw a picture.
02:21:31.240 I'm going to, hello? 0.99
02:21:32.540 I'm going to draw, I'm going to draw, I'm going to draw, I'm going to draw, just fucking drive, 0.98
02:21:36.640 drive to the window. 0.99
02:21:37.640 You look in, there's fucking flies on the, I, just drive away. 0.98
02:21:47.260 You know, it's, it's getting to be, you know, oh, they're doing donuts in the street again 0.99
02:21:51.900 and fucking, oh, the stick people are back. 0.99
02:21:54.060 It's, I'm going to, okay, okay, but, but I'm going to, I'll burn down the building. 1.00
02:22:04.660 It's dark, you turned off the lights.
02:22:06.700 Hello? 0.98
02:22:07.900 Okay, but, okay, but I'm going to burn down the building. 0.96
02:22:13.980 Work!
02:22:14.920 It's gonna be a turn time, the future is bright.
02:22:18.520 I can't wait, I can't wait, things are gonna get better, everything will get better, yeah!
02:22:26.240 Let's go on Broadway, Phil!
02:22:28.000 Let's just live in fairytale land where everything is just going to magically not spiral into doom
02:22:32.880 because it's, my God.
02:22:37.320 Chet Chisholm says, for those wanting to know how to put on a turn kit, you twist it until 1.00
02:22:40.420 they tell you to go fuck yourself, then you twist it one more time. 0.99
02:22:42.660 That's correct. 1.00
02:22:43.560 You make, you wait until they're like, okay, I'll fucking kill you, that hurts so bad! 1.00
02:22:46.800 Okay, one more, then you're good. 1.00
02:22:48.520 Because, like, you're probably gonna lose it anyway, and if you don't, it'll, it'll just
02:22:52.740 bruise a lot, it'll hurt, you'll be fine, stop being a baby, it's, it's, it's really
02:22:57.160 painful, actually.
02:22:58.280 Have you ever done it?
02:22:58.980 It's really not.
02:22:59.840 We had to do it to each other in the army, and it was not, uh, no thanks, you know?
02:23:04.800 You're like, oh, you just do it a couple times.
02:23:06.080 No, no, no, do it right so you know, and then the person is having it done to them so 0.51
02:23:10.960 they know how fucking very uncomfortable, it's very painful. 0.95
02:23:14.240 So that way they go, okay, it has to be on really tight, really tight. 0.93
02:23:19.560 And you're like, I think that's probably good enough, and the medics are like, no, you do
02:23:22.780 not understand, you do not understand.
02:23:24.460 You need to basically try to crush his bones. 0.82
02:23:26.900 Can you do that for me? 0.68
02:23:27.900 Can you try to crush his bones from the outside, like a, like a boa constrictor? 1.00
02:23:31.460 We're just gonna crush your fucking leg! 1.00
02:23:33.980 Like a, yeah, oh, okay, yay, ah, fuck! 1.00
02:23:37.020 You know, it's a great time, the army, you know, and now we're gonna practice sticking 1.00
02:23:40.680 these oily, we're gonna jam this up your fucking nose, into your fucking nasal cavity, down 1.00
02:23:46.080 your neck, and drown this fucking weirdo, that's, put it at the end, the nasal phangel, 1.00
02:23:52.180 whatever the fuck, the rubber tube in the nose, man, it doesn't fit, it doesn't, it's bouncing 1.00
02:23:55.880 off my skull, shut up, you're being a pussy! 1.00
02:23:58.140 No, I'm not, oh, fuck, I'm a demon, it's something, it doesn't fit! 1.00
02:24:01.200 All right, fine, and then it goes up the other nose, that was my afternoon one day, fucking 0.99
02:24:05.520 ten minutes of this, I'm like, fucking, it doesn't fit! 0.98
02:24:09.800 That's why I sound like this, my nose, I hate my own voice, but I've gotta, it doesn't 0.99
02:24:14.980 fit, it wouldn't fit, they just kept jamming it, and my nose raped by a rubber snake, or 0.96
02:24:23.760 a whole afternoon, you don't see me whining about it, I was fucking triggered, oh my god, 1.00
02:24:28.300 you ever get held down by two grown men and have them just fucking fuck your nose with 1.00
02:24:32.740 a rubber hose for like ten minutes? 1.00
02:24:35.560 You ever have that happen? 1.00
02:24:36.500 Shut up! 1.00
02:24:37.440 Oh, did it, was a man leering at you at the gym? 1.00
02:24:40.200 Oh no!
02:24:44.120 Relax!
02:24:49.080 Horrors!
02:24:49.560 Jesus! 0.99
02:24:53.020 No, seriously, that was shitty. 0.98
02:24:54.300 And most of the other people, it just goes like, boop! 0.94
02:24:56.020 Like, it's really not, there's a little bit of pressure, it's uncomfortable, but it's not
02:24:58.820 that bad, but, sometimes, it doesn't, not everybody, you know, and there's issues, and
02:25:03.100 you gotta really get it in there, and it can be fucking, it's not a good time. 0.99
02:25:08.980 That was so funny, I was like, I'm gonna hit you, I'm gonna punch you in the face! 0.99
02:25:15.040 Have you tried the other side? 1.00
02:25:16.260 Oh my god!
02:25:18.120 Yeah, no problem, yeah, yeah.
02:25:20.460 If you swallow, it helps, says Chad.
02:25:22.220 No.
02:25:23.780 It's gross, it's all oiled up too, it's like, it's got like Vaseline all over it, it's just 1.00
02:25:28.000 a fucking, you get, you're, they rape your face, you get face raped, in the army. 1.00
02:25:33.100 You have no choice. 1.00
02:25:34.200 They fuck you mentally, morally, spiritually, physically, literally, literally objects go 1.00
02:25:38.860 inside your body against your will. 1.00
02:25:40.280 Time for the needle! 1.00
02:25:41.140 And they'll just jab you with all these fucking, what is this, I don't know, take the needles, 0.99
02:25:44.100 ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, you know, just, it's crazy. 0.99
02:25:46.540 Oh, now you're gonna get gassed!
02:25:48.060 Yeah, they'll put you in a gas chamber. 1.00
02:25:50.520 Ah, fuck! 1.00
02:25:51.580 Yeah, that's fun. 1.00
02:25:53.540 Why?
02:25:53.980 Oh, you just gotta know what it's like.
02:25:55.340 Oh, thanks, good, yeah, I figured it, it looked painful.
02:25:58.000 I took your word for it, but gee, thanks, I'm glad I now know what it's like to have 0.98
02:26:01.260 CS gas in my fucking nose and eyes for a whole day and a half. 1.00
02:26:04.100 I can, bat out my, oh shit, a jacket that I forgot to clean, I hid it, ah, fuck, and 1.00
02:26:09.100 now you get the whole experience again. 1.00
02:26:10.500 I gassed myself, it was on my fucking jacket sleeve, damn it! 1.00
02:26:19.860 There were some days, there were some days in the army, you know. 1.00
02:26:22.500 Never Neal says, have you thought of running for prime minister?
02:26:26.580 You don't run for prime minister in this country, number one, and number two, you're not allowed
02:26:30.200 to, it doesn't work that way, it's nepotism, there's a mafia that has total control over
02:26:33.840 everything, you're not getting anywhere near that, that's a complete waste of time, politics 0.92
02:26:37.740 is, it's Hollywood for ugly people, okay?
02:26:41.300 That's what politics is, it's very fake, it's very shallow, it's not real, no one's really, 1.00
02:26:45.500 it's all just bullshit, they're all just taking turns at the pig trough, it's really, 0.99
02:26:48.540 it really makes no difference who you elect, all the real issues that are going to make 0.99
02:26:51.620 any difference in this place, they all share the same train of thought, there's no break,
02:26:54.680 they're all arm in arm, shoulder to shoulder on everything, bad, all of the worst things,
02:26:59.940 they're only, you know, they bicker over, you know, surface level issues that don't really
02:27:03.640 mean anything and don't go anywhere and have no real future, you know, projection to really
02:27:06.940 make any significant change, they don't get into anything like this because they're not
02:27:10.160 interested in this, they just want the turn at the pig trough, they just want the
02:27:14.880 money, they want it, they want it, they've been working for it the whole life, it's just
02:27:17.800 a career aspiration, you start small with no power, you work your way and you get a
02:27:21.680 little bit, you get a little taste and you just keep going, you get as much as you can
02:27:24.940 because it's fun, it's fun for them, it's a little game they play, they get to be proud
02:27:28.680 of themselves, I'm important, yeah, we're good for you, you're just helping everybody 1.00
02:27:32.980 steal and you're fucking doing nothing about it, you're being a total peasant, a fucking 1.00
02:27:36.680 complete slave, good for fucking you, and people go, I'll get in from the, I'll change 1.00
02:27:41.880 it from the inside, yeah, how'd that work out for Derek Sloan, how'd that work out for 1.00
02:27:44.980 anybody in this country that will say anything, they'll just kick you out because you don't 0.96
02:27:49.000 get any real power, guys, you can't get elected and change anything, there's no fucking way 0.97
02:27:53.780 because you have to go through these party gatekeepers and they have to fund you, they 0.64
02:27:57.660 have to pay for your campaign, they pay for everything and they can take it away, any power
02:28:02.260 you acquire through this system isn't yours, it's theirs, they've lent it to you, this is
02:28:06.280 like being in the military, you don't get to keep the weapons when you leave, you give them
02:28:10.300 back, if you get out of line, you're fired and now you're nobody, okay, and you go back
02:28:15.520 to zero with nothing, you have nothing, people like internet personality, this is, this is
02:28:21.640 not an exaggeration, have significantly more power than many politicians, they're, they're
02:28:26.300 just like, the random MP for so and so, they're just sleeping in, they don't, like, you know
02:28:33.660 what I mean, uh, we're gonna get money for that new bus lane, oh really, yeah, get him
02:28:39.520 Gary, yeah, he's fighting for us in Ottawa, we're gonna get a new park, we're gonna put 0.95
02:28:46.140 my highway, oh fucking, jeez, I can barely handle the testosterone in that building, there's 0.88
02:28:53.320 some real go-getters there, oh boy, oh boy, I, but they better not be open to the, there 0.99
02:28:58.300 better not be women open to the public to having tours of Parliament Hill, because I'd be 1.00
02:29:01.520 where, if they sit down on too many of these chairs, they're gonna be getting pregnant, 1.00
02:29:04.440 some of them are underage, we can't have this, this building is just, it, dude, it's like 0.97
02:29:09.320 the fucking set from Gladiator in there, there's just people taking on the world, it's amazing, 0.91
02:29:13.480 it's so inspiring, it really, really, really is so inspiring to watch them really work, 0.98
02:29:20.420 you know, really, really give it to them, really just fighting, you know, just saying platitudes
02:29:25.820 and getting gotchas and burns, and oh, did you see how they owned the libs while they 1.00
02:29:30.840 make millions of fucking dollars, and they import people to put in their housing projects, 0.96
02:29:35.760 they're all landlords making millions of dollars, you're going broke, losing everything, 0.99
02:29:39.800 oh, did you get murdered, who cares, I'm rich, that's, um, so in short, that is not the way,
02:29:48.080 I don't believe, I have no faith in that at all, I consider that a completely rotten, top 0.99
02:29:53.240 to bottom, complete waste of everyone's time, and anyone that delves into that den of scum 0.98
02:29:57.960 will either become scum themselves, you'll get so much filth and grime on you that there's 0.99
02:30:02.700 no way to ever wash it, you're gonna just be one of them, it's inevitable, or they're 0.87
02:30:06.480 gonna squeeze you out, if you're not a team player, you don't survive, they get rid of
02:30:10.460 you, so there's, those are your two options, and if you think you're the type of person
02:30:14.220 that goes, oh no, I'm gonna play along for as long as, till the very end, and then at 0.85
02:30:19.720 the last minute, I'm gonna, ha ha, and then, no, they just kill you, Kennedy thought he'd
02:30:25.900 do that too, so did his brother, how, oh, they're dead, aren't they, oh, well, they've
02:30:36.220 got a good party on the rise in Germany, yeah, they're making it illegal, they'll just make
02:30:42.480 you illegal, even, well, we'll start our own party, and then they'll change the laws, 0.96
02:30:45.720 they'll say that you're committing some kind of crime against hate, or, you know, xenophobia,
02:30:50.080 they'll do something, and they'll make it so, hey, no, you're now, you're not allowed
02:30:53.280 to assemble anymore, you guys are bad, you're bad, bad, bad boys, you're not allowed to
02:30:57.160 run for office, banned, banned, look what they're doing in America, you think they won't do it 0.95
02:31:00.500 here, banned, you're banned, nope, nope, you're banned, you're banned, you're banned, look what
02:31:05.360 they did to the PPC, right, you're burned, you're, no, you're not even here, they had, on the
02:31:10.020 ticker that they put it as a gray, like, they don't even use the party's colors, it says
02:31:13.440 other, like, oh my god, you know what I mean, no, and they're like, no, you're not allowed
02:31:17.520 to debate, because rules we just made up, literally, that now, you're, no, banned, like,
02:31:21.640 it's, guys, it's a waste of time, try again, try again, are you saying there's no political,
02:31:29.280 yes, yep, I don't believe in politics, I don't believe in party politics, I don't believe
02:31:33.040 in it, I think it's a complete waste of everyone's time, I want nothing to do with that, SpaceKank 0.94
02:31:37.900 says, shouldn't the existing police force and military be upholding their oath to protect
02:31:40.680 the people, no, it paid for their pool, it paid for their pool, and they fired a lot
02:31:44.860 of their cops in the military, they got rid of those guys, don't you remember all the 0.99
02:31:47.440 purges, don't you remember all the firings, all the layoffs, all the fucking, you're on 0.99
02:31:51.740 leave without pay, don't you, there's a detective in Ottawa who was just doing her job, and Helen 0.99
02:31:56.900 Gruse was just, just asking, hey, what's with all the dead kids, now she's being, like,
02:32:00.640 investigated, she's on trial, that's where they went, that's where they went, the few people 0.93
02:32:06.620 that did try to step up, they got fucking shmacked, right, that's the point, guys, everyone 0.96
02:32:11.540 that spoke out, everyone that stood, about anything real, not about nonsense and crazy 0.95
02:32:16.180 stuff, they don't care about that, because there's no impact on anything, if you're having
02:32:19.080 any impact, they will attack you, that is inevitable, that's what, that's, if you're,
02:32:23.360 if you're, you know, hammering somebody, they're not just gonna let you do that, that's how
02:32:26.800 you know you're, that's how you know you're having an effect, and, uh, it has a chilling effect,
02:32:35.940 it scared the shit out of people, and I'm like, maybe I'm in, maybe I'm just crazy, I don't know,
02:32:40.440 maybe because of, I, I don't know, maybe because I had more time to acclimatize to it, and it took
02:32:47.600 me a few years, and I just, you know, but so many people are just so afraid to do anything, they see
02:32:53.180 everybody getting their bank account seized, like, and they get so paranoid, they got so,
02:32:57.280 they're still so paranoid, it's insane, like, it, the, the monster you're imagining, you're
02:33:03.680 imagining it, that it's a hundred times bigger than it really is, like, it's, it is big and 0.93
02:33:08.060 dangerous and can hurt you, but you're imagining it like it's fucking Skynet on, like, again, 0.99
02:33:14.040 look, look at them, there, many of them are bumbling buffoons, many of them, most of them 1.00
02:33:18.020 are drunks, many of them are drug addicts, there are many, if not most of them are crazy 1.00
02:33:22.120 sex perverts, there are some stories in that town, dude, I'm talking finance ministers 0.99
02:33:28.360 with beds that can fit 20 people, being lifted in through a window of a condo, because why 1.00
02:33:33.700 not, because he's that kind of guy, they're fucked, that's great, it's insane, it's, it's 0.99
02:33:46.920 incredible that we just, that, this is how it is, so they, they scare the shit out of 0.99
02:33:54.420 people, and nobody, you know, everyone's, like, hoping somebody else will do it, it's
02:34:01.160 not that nobody wants to, everyone, nobody wants to be, do you know what happens to the
02:34:05.000 first man through the door, he usually dies, right, but somebody's gotta go first, and
02:34:13.340 that's generally temperature, that's my best metaphorical reference for, like, that's the
02:34:17.780 temperature of the, uh, generally the western world right now, everybody's starting to realize
02:34:24.280 something's wrong, and nobody's like, well, I really feel like there's gonna be, I mean,
02:34:28.820 they're not gonna like it if we, uh, you know, but then again, if nobody does anything,
02:34:37.160 then we're, we're certainly gonna be fine, I mean, what, let's go back to nature again,
02:34:44.360 what, what animals deserve to live that do not defend themselves when they are attacked,
02:34:48.680 they don't even defend their own lives, that's, that's a prey animal, and even they run,
02:34:54.800 and fight back however they can, they try, but they're not, I mean, a deer, a buck deer
02:35:02.820 has no chance against a panther or something, you know, but they even, they, and so what
02:35:09.040 does, what does, what deserves to become of us if we just sit here and just get sucked,
02:35:13.680 like, just, yeah, just let it feed on you till you're dead, I guess, so, I mean, that's up 0.89
02:35:21.380 to you, that's the laws of nature, if you choose to do nothing, I mean, yeah, that's
02:35:24.800 what you deserve, that's what everything deserves, that's how it is out here, have
02:35:30.060 you, look around, that's, that's history, that's nature, that's, uh, yeah, oh, we'll
02:35:36.340 just do nothing, and I'll hide under some coats and hope that somehow everything gets
02:35:40.980 better, yeah, those people die every time, every time, you know what they said in the
02:35:48.860 Soviet Union, and any of these, but the, the gulag system, why didn't you do, we thought
02:35:53.720 it was going to get better, we were pretty sure something was going to turn around, and
02:35:57.380 we did nothing, the Bolshevik revolution, which murdered the royal family, the Russian 0.99
02:36:05.160 czar bayoneted his daughters to death, shot everybody, fucking probably raped them, who 0.99
02:36:09.860 knows, but a bunch of, you know, and at the time, there was something called Operation 0.99
02:36:18.260 Trust, trust the plan, uh, and the story was, don't worry about the, the charging Bolshevik 0.89
02:36:26.180 horde on trains with many guns, who are clearly coming to, I mean, Lenin's with them, they've
02:36:33.560 got all this money, like, oh, here comes a coup, here it comes, guys, no, no, no, don't
02:36:38.240 worry, don't worry, because, um, you know, the Red Army, the White Army's going to, the 0.86
02:36:43.220 White Hats of the White Army, right, uh, there's going to be a secret last minute reversal
02:36:47.420 move, like a super secret gotcha, and the good guys are going to come in at the last
02:36:51.560 minute and save the day, so you don't have to do anything, Russia, you can just, you
02:36:55.900 can just, it's Operation Trust, okay, where'd that get them, 60 million dead in the gulag
02:37:02.180 system, I think, so, and I mean, I sympathize with these people, I'm obviously not saying they
02:37:07.920 deserved it or anything, but, like, it's just, do the math, man, it's not, I'm just
02:37:13.680 saying, like, as long, like, this is just binary, one or zero, you didn't resist, so
02:37:19.860 you died, that's, that's just what happens, you know, or you didn't fight hard enough,
02:37:25.240 how about China, how many people, what was that, 50 million, 80 million, who the hell
02:37:30.220 knows, Cambodia, like, it can happen, that's, that's something you should be concerned about, 1.00
02:37:40.720 this is the world you live in, not, not, like, this is grown-up things that, like, if we don't
02:37:45.040 worry about, we're the grown-ups, you know what I mean, somebody has to worry about these
02:37:48.600 things, and, you know, keep an eye out, uh, otherwise, they'll just happen, and then it'll 0.99
02:37:52.760 be like, why didn't somebody do everything, because they were stupid, and they did nothing, 0.97
02:37:55.520 these things don't just happen overnight, it wasn't one day, everything was fine, the 0.99
02:38:01.080 next day, it was like, everybody get on the trains, and give us all your food, and your 0.90
02:38:03.760 money, the government's here, we're fucking taking your kids, it's all fine, and then 0.77
02:38:06.960 just happened one day, it was one bit at a time, and if you let it go too far, and here 0.99
02:38:11.140 we are, so, good, good, let's pass more oppressive laws, let's, let's silence more
02:38:15.660 voices, let's do more censorship, let's do more crackdowns, let's do more of all the
02:38:19.520 same things that has produced this resistance in the first place, what could surely go
02:38:23.240 wrong, I'm sure things are gonna work out, guys, it's gonna be a very, it's gonna be
02:38:27.060 a very quiet year, I think, 2024, I think, it's gonna be really, really chill, and it's
02:38:30.760 gonna be really chill, oh, bad grandpa says, uh, when I see a, I see the poo emoji, Chet 0.72
02:38:40.660 Chisholm says, here's a reminder that, uh, Nova Scotia's bringing in 400 immigrants, oh,
02:38:44.160 yes, this is good, uh, the immigrants are gonna replace the paramedics that they fired,
02:38:48.020 like Chet Chisholm, who's from here, who lived here, who grew up here, who, his family,
02:38:53.500 you know, one of us, you know, and it's like, no, no, no, you, you can't, you can't work,
02:38:59.060 um, Palminder has to, or whoever, it's more important for them, because as we all know,
02:39:07.220 you know, let's go to another, you know, Nova Scotia track, the Westray coal mining disaster,
02:39:11.640 all these guys are fucking buried alive, horrible, before Portapique, 0.97
02:39:17.600 was one of the worst tragedies of the fucking province's history, and you know what I bet 1.00
02:39:23.500 those guys were thinking in their final thoughts, down there, in that mine, after they've been 0.99
02:39:27.440 working, that fucking brutal, back-breaking job, that job that just takes years off your 0.96
02:39:31.960 life, because somebody's gotta do it, and it's good money, and this is the only way I can provide 0.98
02:39:36.580 for my family, and give them a future, because I love them, I love them so much, this is what
02:39:40.880 they call bigotry and hate, because you're willing to go to these lengths for the things that you love,
02:39:45.200 and they say it's hatred, no, no, no, we just love the things that we love that much, that we will go
02:39:49.600 to any length necessary to preserve and protect it, you have no love of anything, because you have no 0.97
02:39:54.760 fucking soul, and you don't understand what that is, so you call it hate, you call it whatever the 0.99
02:39:59.540 fuck you want, and I don't care what you call it, I don't care what you think of me, I don't care what 1.00
02:40:02.900 you think of anything, because you're my enemy, and I'm here to fight you, I'm not here to be your 1.00
02:40:07.240 friend, I'm not trying to convince you, I'm trying to fight you, and we will fight you, okay? 1.00
02:40:14.940 There's nothing you can do, there's nothing you can say, fuck you, this is wrong, this is wrong, 1.00
02:40:22.640 oh no, fire all these people, yeah, these coal miners, you know what, I hope in the future, 1.00
02:40:26.580 I hope my children, my grandchildren, my great-grandchildren, I hope it all just gets
02:40:30.500 given away, I hope the government takes their jobs away for, you know, nonsense reasons, 0.99
02:40:35.360 and then hands it over to some fucking guy from Africa, because he was lucky enough to be near 1.00
02:40:40.520 the Israeli NGO tent, said who wants a free ticket to the fucking Gucci land, great, yeah, that's 0.99
02:40:47.680 probably what was going through his head, yep, I hope the family farm gets bought by BlackRock, 0.93
02:40:54.680 I hope Vanguard takes the family ranch, that's what I hope, don't do anything guys, make them proud, 0.95
02:41:02.540 you know, imagine that was you, have some fucking decency, have some self-respect for what it took 0.79
02:41:07.840 to put you where you are, your own family, your own, you know, ancestors who, you wouldn't be here 0.97
02:41:16.380 if it wasn't for their efforts, and they did it because you love your family, you want them to
02:41:20.440 survive, you want them to be prosperous, you want them to have good, healthy, long, productive, happy,
02:41:24.340 fulfilling lives, and you'll go to any length to do that, and they did do that, and they kept doing it, 0.99
02:41:28.120 and now you're like, ah, fuck it, who cares, what the fuck are you doing, you, you, so everything I 1.00
02:41:32.800 did was for nothing, yes, apparently, imagine that's you, yeah, your life is meaningless, it 1.00
02:41:37.640 doesn't, and nothing you do matters, because in a couple generations, everyone's just gonna throw
02:41:40.440 everything away anyway, so you think you're gonna go die on some beach somewhere for some utopian 0.96
02:41:44.800 future, and the world's gonna be saved, but really, it's just gonna go to complete shit, and it's, 0.97
02:41:49.720 it's completely pointless, really, let's be honest, this is just a giant industry, you're just 0.77
02:41:54.020 throwing your life away for nothing, isn't that great, who feels good, I love this system,
02:42:02.660 it is really something, isn't it, now we're getting somewhere, oh, and their, their training
02:42:12.720 is gonna be free too, he says, glad I serve my country, right, they'll look out for you,
02:42:16.360 aren't they there to have your back, guys, the government, don't worry, yeah, you should
02:42:19.960 work for them, they'll totally take care of you, totally, absolutely, you're not a
02:42:25.880 slave, you're not, you're not an expendable, you know, widget that they can just throw away,
02:42:32.220 this is Canada, we care about people here, don't we, I'm gonna get back to that healthcare
02:42:38.040 video in a second, but I just want to point out, like, we care, you know, and just, just
02:42:41.960 to show you how much we care, St. Mark's Anglican Church Hall, God bless them, you know, it's
02:42:46.000 the holiday season, people are lonely, you know, especially seniors, you know, it's a
02:42:49.540 scary time in your life, you're old, maybe a lot of the people you knew are dead and
02:42:52.480 gone, your family doesn't visit, and you're like, Jesus, like, this is just kind of, and
02:42:56.320 you're like, hey, it's Christmas time, let's go to St. Mark's Anglican Church Hall in
02:42:59.480 Barryfield, East Kingston, for a special presentation by Reverend Margaret Johnson-Jones, seniors having
02:43:05.100 fun event, a speech on medical assistance in dying, okay, let's have the seniors, let's have
02:43:11.580 some fun, seniors, let's talk about killing yourself, okay, who's in, who wants to just 0.93
02:43:17.180 fucking end it all, right, Canada's doing great, and, uh, you know, I, that was a long 0.99
02:43:22.200 tangent, but I mean, I'm just, I just gotta say, the healthcare, it's amazing, it's so 0.99
02:43:25.200 good we pay this much, I'm glad we're being robbed blind, I'm glad people are dying in 0.99
02:43:28.860 the street, I'm glad, and no one's doing anything about it, and nobody gives a fuck, and these 0.99
02:43:32.180 people are making millions of dollars to make asses of all of us, again, again, getting 0.98
02:43:36.620 bloated, fat, rich, wealthy, happy, warm, and cozy on the blood of our friends and family, 0.91
02:43:44.300 you know, what a legacy to leave behind in that world and say nothing about it as it 0.90
02:43:52.220 happens, that's, that's, that's real courage, you know, that's real bravery, that's really 0.96
02:43:59.280 intense, just, you know, anonymous shit talking on the internet, that's, I mean, that's, you 0.92
02:44:03.340 know, just criticizing people and whining, and, yeah, that's really helpful, it's really 0.99
02:44:09.320 helpful with your anonymous mask, so they just know these people are going to die, because
02:44:15.200 they cannot get help, I have been dealing with literally pain in my liver, I can't see
02:44:22.940 a doctor, can't see a doctor, doesn't matter, doesn't matter, doesn't matter what's going
02:44:28.080 on, there just literally aren't enough physicians, it's not that they're picking and choosing and
02:44:32.360 picking poorly, they literally just don't have physicians, there's nobody here, there's
02:44:37.620 nobody here, so you want to come here, you want to be like, oh, I just, I want to get
02:44:42.740 free healthcare, you'll probably die first, okay, I've been on a wait list for a general
02:44:47.220 practitioner, a GP, for six months, and you can't do it, wait list in Nova Scotia is 10
02:44:52.840 years, anything here without a GP, I can't go get a, I can't even go to the gynecologist, 1.00
02:44:57.560 not kidding, and I had precancerous tissue in my cervix, so I have to get checked twice a
02:45:02.020 year, can't even do that, I can't even do that, I even tried calling like the women's 1.00
02:45:07.280 health center that we have here, because like, you know, that they're supposed to be
02:45:10.540 helping people, and they're like, sorry, as of November, we will only be taking appointments
02:45:16.180 through your GP, you need a referral, a referral, to go see them.
02:45:21.840 So here I am, I have gone to two walk-in clinics.
02:45:29.140 Like, you're completely on your own, I'm not exaggerating, there's virtually nothing, like,
02:45:32.940 if there's anything, I've been saying this for a couple years, haven't I, if there's
02:45:35.400 anything really, really wrong with you, and you have the means, I would highly suggest
02:45:38.680 looking abroad, or a private healthcare somewhere, to like, get that taken care of, because if
02:45:42.340 you put, you're taking, you're really rolling the dice in this country, man. 0.98
02:45:45.320 I mean, that's, we have so few specialists and people to do any of this kind of shit 0.98
02:45:51.600 anymore, everybody's more sick than ever, it, it's not their fault, I mean, what do you 0.99
02:45:57.940 want them to do, 15 brain surgeries a day?
02:46:04.760 No, they just don't care.
02:46:06.600 Our money is in Haiti for dildos. 1.00
02:46:08.400 In the past week, to try to get help, they're full, I call as soon as they open, because
02:46:16.200 they say, hey, don't come visit us, call us, we only start answering phones at 830, call
02:46:20.740 us, we'll give you an appointment that day.
02:46:22.140 I called as soon, it was 829, 830, called them.
02:46:25.600 As soon as I got, they were like, oh, we're full, full.
02:46:29.320 So, if you want to come here, I hope that you are the healthiest person ever, and you've
02:46:36.080 never had one single medical problem.
02:46:38.620 Another reason to take care of yourselves, guys, I mean, self-preservation.
02:46:43.640 The healthier you are, the less likely you are to befall any number of illnesses, any
02:46:47.700 number of things.
02:46:49.880 A lot of stuff.
02:46:52.500 Could be the difference between you living to be a healthy, I mean, you could be 90, I
02:46:56.340 saw a video earlier of an American fighter pilot and a German tank commander from World
02:47:01.400 War II, they went and met somewhere, they're like 99 years old, 97 years old.
02:47:06.080 There's a lot of, a lot of people already have and will continue to die because there's
02:47:14.180 just no, and a lot of it could be, oh, what did you have?
02:47:18.340 Oh, yeah.
02:47:21.860 Could you have taken better care of yourself?
02:47:23.420 Could you have maybe avoided this?
02:47:24.560 Could you, like, this is just something, I mean, or, or not care, or just roll the dice.
02:47:29.120 You're like, ah, I'm sure it'll be fine.
02:47:30.400 Okay.
02:47:30.660 In your life.
02:47:32.220 If you go to the ER, the only way you're probably going to get seen, you need to seize on the
02:47:36.480 floor.
02:47:37.000 No, seriously, you need to have a seizure.
02:47:39.360 That's a real story that my cousin witnessed.
02:47:42.040 I believe that.
02:47:42.540 You will not get help here.
02:47:48.200 Nope.
02:47:48.360 You won't.
02:47:49.960 I'm literally considering moving back to the United States.
02:47:54.140 You know how bad that is, where I'm considering moving back to the States?
02:47:58.720 I 100% understand you.
02:48:00.400 If I'm like, look, if the only thing, getting in my way of healthcare, is actually just paying
02:48:03.580 someone, I will take medical debt now.
02:48:05.960 I will.
02:48:06.580 Because at least I will live.
02:48:09.160 Yep.
02:48:09.320 Are you joking me?
02:48:11.040 Unfortunately not.
02:48:11.680 Anyways.
02:48:14.020 Unfortunately not.
02:48:14.740 A lot to be proud of up here.
02:48:15.960 Canada is better than ever.
02:48:17.700 Canada is doing amazing.
02:48:19.800 Everyone is happy, and I am so rich.
02:48:23.300 I am so rich.
02:48:24.500 What was this? 1.00
02:48:25.700 Oh yeah, that's fucked. 0.99
02:48:27.560 Let me save that for another time. 1.00
02:48:28.500 Run at a time.
02:48:30.140 Played that one.
02:48:32.180 Jesus. 1.00
02:48:32.820 What a fucking mess. 1.00
02:48:35.780 Doctors! 1.00
02:48:36.600 We got them all.
02:48:37.160 Let's check out on the US border, guys.
02:48:38.680 Let's just check it, you know?
02:48:40.120 I know it's just something we do here.
02:48:41.520 It's like live.
02:48:43.340 It'd be a funny segment if you set them up like it was always just a live feed, and it
02:48:47.060 just never ended.
02:48:47.940 You could just keep running.
02:48:49.020 You could run these loops of these clips of these just endless waves of migrants just
02:48:53.440 coming over the border.
02:48:54.240 It's like 20,000 a day or something outrageous.
02:48:56.980 It's like, let's check in the live.
02:48:58.240 Let's check in on the Mexico trail cam.
02:49:00.640 And oh, grud.
02:49:01.860 I can see the cameraman is still moving a whole bunch. 0.99
02:49:04.380 Those are some very black Mexicans. 0.99
02:49:06.700 They must be sunburned. 0.94
02:49:08.860 They're hard workers.
02:49:10.240 They're in the fields of Mexico all day. 0.96
02:49:12.400 That's dreadlocks.
02:49:13.480 He's really, he's working.
02:49:14.840 They're Africans. 1.00
02:49:15.820 This is just Africans. 1.00
02:49:18.180 How did they?
02:49:19.500 That's a hijab. 0.99
02:49:20.340 Where did you?
02:49:20.760 What?
02:49:21.740 Who was that?
02:49:22.420 Was that LeBron James?
02:49:23.300 Where is this?
02:49:24.660 How did they?
02:49:26.260 This is Mexico.
02:49:27.340 Where did they come from?
02:49:28.460 Is there a land bridge to Africa from Argentina like I'm not aware of?
02:49:35.900 How?
02:49:37.600 There's some, you know, Latin American looking guy.
02:49:40.440 Well, there's a lot of them anyway.
02:49:42.940 And, you know, 10 to 20,000 a day, you say.
02:49:45.320 Well, that can't be anything but positive.
02:49:49.120 That's going to be excellent.
02:49:50.140 I'm sure no one will, you know, suffer any kind of problem, you know, for that.
02:49:56.360 No. 0.98
02:49:58.640 We're fucking, we're just giving her. 0.99
02:50:02.120 Scotian Lady says, was telling my dad about Diaglon and that is like we have our own George Carlin. 0.99
02:50:07.740 I don't know what I am.
02:50:11.540 Definitely not George Carlin.
02:50:12.840 And that memes remind me of drawing horns and mustaches on politicians or celebrities in the newspaper as a kid.
02:50:19.060 Yeah.
02:50:19.700 That's what it is.
02:50:20.700 It's the same kind of, you know, energy.
02:50:22.380 Happy New Year to you and Morgan and all the rest, or all the very best to your clans.
02:50:25.620 I wish more people's families would watch RageCast together.
02:50:28.720 Well, see, this is the thing.
02:50:29.960 That could be the end of some families or the beginning of some others.
02:50:33.000 I mean, it's really, you're taking your, how secure, how secure, how well do you know your family?
02:50:39.300 You're going to find out, and I'm sorry in advance, but, you know, you're an adult and you should have made better choices.
02:50:48.000 You should have just made better choices. 0.99
02:50:50.000 SpaceKang says, Twitter spaces are cucked and gay without you in there. 0.99
02:50:53.240 It's you in the space. 0.96
02:50:54.760 I don't, I don't ever see any that I'm like, oh, some of the, a couple I've like lurked in, and I'm like, watch this.
02:51:02.620 I'll put my hand up and I'm like, there's no way.
02:51:04.400 And they're just like pretending I'm not in there, you know.
02:51:06.400 So it's one of the sizes of ones where it's like, and these are people who would know who I am.
02:51:11.840 And they're like, no.
02:51:14.460 So I just, everyone's scared of me.
02:51:16.440 I'm not, yeah, I'm not going to.
02:51:19.820 And it's just chatter about nothing.
02:51:22.260 You know, oh, peepee, you got the limbs off.
02:51:24.240 Oh, I have an apple in my mouth.
02:51:25.760 I just think that like we need a petition. 0.99
02:51:27.680 I don't fucking care. 0.99
02:51:28.620 It's all nuts. 0.99
02:51:29.120 Did you see my new Trudeau thumbnail?
02:51:36.400 Oh my God.
02:51:38.300 Yeah, I don't, I don't care.
02:51:40.080 I'm not interested.
02:51:42.380 Not interested.
02:51:43.540 Not interested.
02:51:44.080 I could go watch Lord of the Rings and be more, more productive.
02:51:47.960 Synthetic says laughter is the best medicine.
02:51:49.460 So thanks for streaming tonight, especially.
02:51:51.040 Happy New Year, Dags. 0.98
02:51:51.860 Keep going.
02:51:52.280 Yeah, I hope you guys all had a good one.
02:51:53.920 Scotian Lady says statism is a hell of a drug.
02:51:56.060 80% of the people will just follow whoever is in power.
02:52:01.360 Doesn't matter who it is.
02:52:03.200 They're going to do it because they're doing what they're told.
02:52:05.460 That's what most people do.
02:52:08.560 The tug of war again.
02:52:10.660 There's people pulling this way and there's people pulling that way.
02:52:13.740 And there's everybody in the middle and they're just going to go with whoever.
02:52:16.740 They'll say all, they'll say all kinds of big talk.
02:52:20.000 They'll tell you all about how, oh man, if those guys came to my door, they'll say all 1.00
02:52:24.880 kinds of shit. 0.99
02:52:25.400 But the thing is, we already did the magic time. 0.99
02:52:28.140 We already had, I mean, pretty significant time in human history, I would say.
02:52:34.100 A lot of the religious people and the Christians got pretty fired up about it.
02:52:36.800 They're all into their Bibles and stuff now.
02:52:38.100 And I'm like, hey, I mean, you know, it's pretty, yeah, you're right. 0.99
02:52:40.200 It's pretty fucking mental. 0.96
02:52:41.720 You made the whole world take medicine time and you destroyed anyone's lives who didn't. 0.98
02:52:46.460 That's, I mean, that's, if you told us about this 10 years ago, like, and make sure
02:52:50.400 everybody knows that in 2020, we're going to do all of that.
02:52:53.020 There'd be riots.
02:52:53.960 They'd be like, what are you?
02:52:54.520 No, we're not doing that. 1.00
02:52:55.420 That's fucking mental. 0.99
02:52:56.280 But they walked it in on you, right? 1.00
02:52:57.840 And now you're like doing crazy shit. 0.99
02:52:59.400 You're putting masks on and you're walking around looking at arrows on the floor like, 1.00
02:53:02.360 we can't get, we can't, we have to buy more toilet paper.
02:53:06.680 Oh my God.
02:53:08.420 Oh my God.
02:53:09.060 You know?
02:53:10.900 Oh buddy, if they ever know, we already know guys, we already know you'll do whatever the 1.00
02:53:14.860 fuck you're told. 0.99
02:53:15.440 All they had to do is jingle some keys. 1.00
02:53:16.960 Look, like, Oh, look what I found.
02:53:18.920 Oh, look a clothespin.
02:53:20.240 Oh, I did the minimum amount of intimidation and you fold it immediately.
02:53:27.580 Well, you better do it or else what?
02:53:30.100 Or else I'll listen.
02:53:31.560 It's the rules.
02:53:32.360 Okay.
02:53:33.980 Shut the economy down.
02:53:35.300 Everyone just, everyone commit economic suicide.
02:53:37.920 Ruin your businesses.
02:53:38.700 Okay.
02:53:38.840 Bye.
02:53:39.960 They asked, they asked you to.
02:53:42.600 That's the best part.
02:53:44.880 It's tyranny.
02:53:46.040 I'm like, not really.
02:53:46.960 This is the softest tyranny ever.
02:53:48.580 They just suggested that you'd better do what you're told.
02:53:50.900 And you're like, well, I've, I tried nothing and I'm all out of ideas.
02:53:55.040 And then some people honked horns and were like, Hey, we're mad.
02:53:58.000 And which was a great thing.
02:54:00.720 And unfortunately it was a painful, it's like watching a child have to learn, go.
02:54:04.740 They got to learn, man.
02:54:05.900 They got to learn this lesson on their own.
02:54:07.320 This is not something you can do.
02:54:09.460 And I remember talking to people down there and some other personalities and stuff.
02:54:12.800 And some of them I respect and I, and I, you know, I admire what they're doing.
02:54:15.460 And it's just not all of us get along. 1.00
02:54:17.560 And there's others that I'm just like, I, you're an idiot. 1.00
02:54:20.820 You're so stupid. 1.00
02:54:22.000 You know, but, um, some of the other, like some of the ones that, you know, again, I guess 1.00
02:54:27.340 I said, I respect what they're doing.
02:54:28.260 I admire them.
02:54:28.820 You know, their hearts in the right place and all this stuff.
02:54:30.300 And it's like, you just got to learn.
02:54:31.440 They were like, Oh, you know, we'll just protest here and they'll have to do what we say.
02:54:35.600 I'm like, no, no.
02:54:36.380 You guys were there.
02:54:37.100 You remember I made the videos.
02:54:38.160 I'm like, here's what's going to happen.
02:54:39.180 The riot cops are going to come in. 1.00
02:54:40.540 They're going to beat the shit out of you. 1.00
02:54:41.540 They're going to beat the shit out of everybody. 0.99
02:54:42.580 They're going to arrest a bunch of people and they're going to make a big show for us. 0.98
02:54:44.740 And it's going to be awful. 0.99
02:54:45.620 And you're going to fucking probably get hurt. 0.99
02:54:47.000 And you know, like prepare yourselves. 1.00
02:54:49.280 This is where we're going.
02:54:49.940 And like, that's, you're just causing fear and division.
02:54:52.660 And I'm like, no, no, you don't understand that.
02:54:54.340 I understand them.
02:54:55.100 I understand how they think.
02:54:56.020 I know what they're going to do.
02:54:57.720 You know, I worked for them.
02:54:58.580 I know how it is.
02:55:00.860 I'm just telling you, I'm just letting you know.
02:55:02.180 And then you get to watch women getting kicked in the chest and stomped on and people getting
02:55:05.580 guns in the face and all of that.
02:55:07.760 And they're crying and like trauma, traumatized.
02:55:09.880 And I'm like, I told you that now, but, but now, you know, and now everyone should know
02:55:19.760 because of the sacrifice really that a lot of those people made, a lot of those people
02:55:24.320 lost their businesses, their trucks that, you know, went to prison, they had bank accounts
02:55:27.340 taken, businesses destroyed. 0.94
02:55:28.740 I mean, they really fucked people's lives up for this. 0.98
02:55:30.640 They took their pound of flesh. 0.93
02:55:31.620 People, there's still people in jail.
02:55:32.940 They don't play fair.
02:55:41.560 I've been trying to tell you.
02:55:44.500 This, this isn't a disagreement.
02:55:46.500 This isn't, they just need to listen, really, really listen.
02:55:49.640 We don't need more petitions.
02:55:51.220 We don't need, you know, it's, I'm, I'm afraid the, uh, the diagnosis is much worse than that.
02:55:58.760 Okay.
02:55:59.300 Because those people are still operating in the old paradigm where the people in charge,
02:56:04.040 they may have been a little corrupt and a little selfish, you know, and, and would take
02:56:08.240 a piece for them.
02:56:08.800 So, you know what I mean?
02:56:09.420 It's, they were greasy, but generally they were better than, I mean, they weren't just 0.99
02:56:13.760 going to fuck everybody over. 0.98
02:56:15.060 I mean, they, it's some kind of a mistake, right? 1.00
02:56:17.460 Or they just need to like, we just have to talk to them and we just need to figure this
02:56:21.280 out.
02:56:22.180 This is, this is in the seventies.
02:56:25.080 They know what they're doing.
02:56:26.160 They're just stealing.
02:56:26.940 They're just bad.
02:56:28.060 Okay. 1.00
02:56:28.700 They're just, they're criminals.
02:56:30.800 And you tried to, you know, challenge them and they, they did what, uh, they did what
02:56:37.360 criminals do.
02:56:38.020 They beat up unarmed people.
02:56:40.000 They trampled old people. 1.00
02:56:41.500 They beat veterans in the street with guns.
02:56:43.200 They, uh, and for leaned on, you know, regular folks. 1.00
02:56:46.900 Oh, did you donate $20 to a fucking thing? 1.00
02:56:49.640 You're ruining your life. 1.00
02:56:50.620 I'm taking your bank.
02:56:51.280 You're fired. 0.89
02:56:52.000 I'm going to dox you.
02:56:52.840 All those people, they doxed and people were getting fired and they ruined their lives.
02:56:56.080 The government did that on purpose to make you afraid.
02:57:03.100 See that that's the point.
02:57:08.140 That's why it has to work.
02:57:09.460 Rogue Praetorian says it's time to release the hounds.
02:57:17.480 Usque Adfinum.
02:57:18.980 I don't know if I pronounced that right.
02:57:20.260 It's Latin.
02:57:20.740 I don't know.
02:57:22.700 Pete, do you know?
02:57:23.460 He's Italian.
02:57:24.200 Maybe he's got some more genetic memories.
02:57:25.940 Closer to it.
02:57:26.820 It's closer to the source material than me.
02:57:30.880 Pete's making a lot of it.
02:57:31.920 Apparently, apparently this is the Pete.
02:57:33.820 This is the tofu TV.
02:57:35.320 That's the A stream.
02:57:36.140 Apparently, this is just Pete.
02:57:37.680 This is the year of Pete.
02:57:41.120 It's Pete's time now.
02:57:42.780 Pete's going to go to prison.
02:57:44.380 I'm just kidding.
02:57:46.860 I hope not.
02:57:49.020 Cindy Lee says, I ordered something at a Tim Hortons once and when I got up to the window,
02:57:52.800 I made the mistake of trying to change the order and he legit said he didn't speak English.
02:57:57.000 The manager said he didn't either.
02:57:59.340 No English.
02:58:00.100 No English.
02:58:00.620 Oh, good.
02:58:01.080 Right on.
02:58:01.560 Whatever.
02:58:01.880 I'll just eat.
02:58:02.520 I'll just eat this.
02:58:03.600 Whatever this is you handed me.
02:58:04.800 What is this?
02:58:05.180 Fish?
02:58:05.520 I don't know.
02:58:06.280 Not what I asked for. 0.99
02:58:07.720 Not what a fucking whatever. 0.99
02:58:09.800 This is how they do it there. 0.99
02:58:11.340 It's their culture.
02:58:12.380 It's diverse.
02:58:13.480 Renunciate says, Happy New Year. 0.64
02:58:14.380 Thank you.
02:58:17.340 And is that it?
02:58:18.860 Did I get them?
02:58:19.860 I got to get out of here.
02:58:20.860 It's getting late in there.
02:58:24.520 Patton says, Hail.
02:58:25.520 I hope you and your family had a wonderful New Year's Eve and I wish you all the happiest
02:58:28.380 year in 2024.
02:58:29.480 Thank you, man.
02:58:29.980 Back at you.
02:58:30.860 Lost Nation says they all need to leave.
02:58:33.020 A lot of them do.
02:58:34.600 People are like, that's extreme.
02:58:39.620 That's where we're at.
02:58:40.460 What are you going to say?
02:58:41.060 What are we going to do?
02:58:43.060 Oh, we just dropped millions of people here.
02:58:44.760 They're just going buck wild.
02:58:45.900 And I don't know. 0.99
02:58:46.680 Is this fucking way? 0.98
02:58:47.200 It is what it is now. 0.99
02:58:48.200 Okay.
02:58:48.620 Just do nothing.
02:58:49.320 Right on.
02:58:49.720 Cool.
02:58:49.920 Very Canadian, actually.
02:58:52.080 Ryan says, Honk, honk.
02:58:53.420 Thank you, man.
02:58:53.980 And Lampshade says, France is bragging.
02:58:57.960 They only...
02:58:58.220 Oh, I read this already.
02:59:00.440 Right.
02:59:00.580 Yeah, we only...
02:59:01.240 Only half the country burned down.
02:59:03.480 Am I going in chronological order here or not?
02:59:07.940 He says, how did that work out for the...
02:59:10.180 For...
02:59:10.560 I don't know who Leslie Boria is and Travis Patron. 0.83
02:59:12.400 Well, you know, Travis just blatantly broke the law, though.
02:59:15.240 You know?
02:59:16.140 That's how it is here.
02:59:17.100 You can go to jail for saying the wrong things in Canada.
02:59:19.440 You have to be very careful or they'll put you in prison because they don't like what
02:59:22.540 you said.
02:59:22.900 You know, like Cuba or North Korea.
02:59:26.460 Exactly like that.
02:59:27.980 This is where we are.
02:59:29.000 You know, once again, oh, well, that means we shouldn't resist.
02:59:32.780 Yeah.
02:59:33.260 No, that means we need to not do anything because, obviously, the very fact that we have to be
02:59:39.760 in fear and watch what we say and everyone's like, oh, don't be careful.
02:59:43.400 You gotta...
02:59:44.040 Don't you understand?
02:59:44.900 The way that you're acting this way is physical confirmation that there is a problem.
02:59:49.560 Okay?
02:59:49.780 We shouldn't be living in the shadow of intimidation of our own state power.
02:59:54.580 That's grotesque. 0.85
02:59:56.020 I mean, these people are awful. 1.00
02:59:57.500 They're awful. 1.00
02:59:58.920 They need to be destroyed. 0.99
03:00:00.720 I don't know. 0.92
03:00:05.140 White Cakes is with all those diverse women in the U.S. Army video actually becoming frontline 0.99
03:00:08.620 soldiers.
03:00:09.060 If there's a war, will they become truck drivers and cooks?
03:00:12.040 Is it even possible to train them well enough to, say, fight the Russians? 0.83
03:00:14.480 No, not really.
03:00:15.320 No.
03:00:17.120 It's just the cold reality, guys.
03:00:18.700 They've already done the studies.
03:00:20.480 The Marine Corps did them.
03:00:21.700 All-female battalion.
03:00:22.840 All-male battalion. 0.92
03:00:23.960 Mixed battalion.
03:00:24.720 Guess what the results were?
03:00:25.960 Male battalion number one.
03:00:27.080 Mixed battalion number two.
03:00:28.480 And in a distant third, significantly worse performance scores from the other two was the
03:00:32.440 all-female battalion.
03:00:34.160 It's just a man's game. 0.99
03:00:35.700 It's a very physically robust, demanding job.
03:00:37.580 It is like professional football. 0.99
03:00:40.180 Being a combat soldier in modern times is you'd better be ready to be a fucking athlete. 1.00
03:00:46.320 You're carrying a hundred fucking pounds. 1.00
03:00:48.200 You're racing guys across mountains. 1.00
03:00:50.460 Okay?
03:00:50.820 This isn't a joke.
03:00:51.860 This isn't a game.
03:00:52.900 This is life and death at elite professional levels.
03:00:55.540 Do you know who the other guys are going to send? 1.00
03:00:57.420 They're meanest motherfuckers that they have. 1.00
03:00:59.660 And you're going to send Stacey and the girls? 1.00
03:01:02.300 They're going to Barbie time it up?
03:01:04.140 35% muscle disparity.
03:01:06.040 I don't care if they're the most elite athletes and females in the world. 0.99
03:01:09.180 I saw the guys talking about this the other day, too.
03:01:10.600 I'm glad they brought that up.
03:01:11.360 The Olympic female athletes, okay, gold medal winning female Olympic athletes, have statistically
03:01:20.980 lower performance scores than high school male athletes.
03:01:25.040 High school boys are physically more robust and performance driven, you know, going to be
03:01:32.480 better soldiers.
03:01:33.460 They run faster, can carry more, can fight longer.
03:01:35.880 They run faster, can do everything better.
03:01:36.840 So, obviously, and they're not even, that's not like the prime specimen.
03:01:43.740 A 17-year-old boy is not a killing machine.
03:01:46.400 We're not even talking about like the 30-year-old guys that have been at this for 15 years and
03:01:50.000 are just super jacked, you know what I mean?
03:01:52.440 That's who you're going against.
03:01:53.720 So, you think this is a good idea.
03:01:54.880 This, I don't need, I don't know how I need to say that.
03:01:56.900 This is a contact sport.
03:01:58.060 This is the most severe contact sport.
03:01:59.800 So, you won't put women in football because, but you will put them in war. 1.00
03:02:05.260 You'll put them in front line.
03:02:07.680 I mean, there's other things they can do that aren't as physically demanding and wouldn't
03:02:15.440 have an impact on their proficiency.
03:02:17.060 And there's lots of women do those jobs. 1.00
03:02:18.480 They do them very well.
03:02:19.260 But it's just, it is not wise to jump, ah, well, I mean, Ukraine's mass recruiting all
03:02:26.000 their women.
03:02:26.500 Why?
03:02:26.840 Because all the men are dead.
03:02:27.800 Why did they send the men first then?
03:02:30.120 Now they're, now they're recruiting.
03:02:32.140 This is where it leads. 0.62
03:02:36.060 And like, this is depraved. 1.00
03:02:39.100 To even laugh at this is kind of fucked up. 0.99
03:02:41.080 This is in the Ukrainian lines here. 1.00
03:02:44.620 This is a guy who clearly, he's a mental, uh, he's got, he's got some mental deficiency. 0.98
03:02:49.460 The video's a guy, he's got down syndrome. 0.99
03:02:50.960 That's how desperate they are. 0.99
03:02:53.200 And they're like playing jokes on him and fucking with him. 1.00
03:02:56.940 Because, I mean, you're all going to die anyway. 1.00
03:02:58.500 Like, wow, dude. 0.94
03:03:08.040 Slava.
03:03:08.900 Remember that?
03:03:09.660 Remember we have to Slava?
03:03:10.980 How's that?
03:03:14.500 That is evil.
03:03:17.380 That is so evil.
03:03:20.360 This guy doesn't even have the capacity to understand what's going on. 0.84
03:03:24.240 You're just using him as a meat puppet, meat shield. 0.87
03:03:28.500 And they're laughing about, like, and this is what we're supporting. 0.98
03:03:33.860 This is the depths of the depravity of this nonsense.
03:03:37.160 We have to, this has to happen.
03:03:38.360 Canada supports this.
03:03:40.440 Yeah.
03:03:41.320 We're conscripting mentally handicapped people to be butchered in a war they lost a year and a half ago. 1.00
03:03:49.800 Because we're the good guys.
03:03:50.780 Because, you know, the people in charge, again, like I said, they're so good.
03:03:54.440 They're so impressive.
03:03:55.560 I think we have to mark.
03:03:56.700 You hear the artillery in the distance?
03:04:04.660 I don't even know.
03:04:05.160 I don't know what the hell they're saying.
03:04:05.900 It doesn't matter.
03:04:06.480 The fact he's here at all is...
03:04:08.360 He's overweight.
03:04:13.220 Like, he's got to be probably 230.
03:04:15.920 He's a heavy boy, you know.
03:04:18.020 Mom probably fed him good. 1.00
03:04:23.860 Can you imagine the fucking government comes to take your mentally disabled son? 1.00
03:04:28.240 Who looks like this. 1.00
03:04:29.340 He's probably, he probably just plays Nintendo all day, you know.
03:04:34.880 This, this would be like if the military conscripted Frankie McDonald and sent him to fight the Russians.
03:04:39.360 And you're like, oh, that's awesome.
03:04:40.680 That's, no, that's not awesome.
03:04:41.700 That is definitely not awesome.
03:04:45.500 No honorable people would do anything like this.
03:04:48.500 This is grotesque.
03:04:49.740 This is a, this is a...
03:04:51.160 You know what I was talking about, red flags?
03:04:52.620 Here's one. 1.00
03:04:53.700 What kind of fucking person does this? 1.00
03:04:56.640 What kind of fucking psychopath? 1.00
03:04:59.000 What difference is he gonna make? 1.00
03:05:03.420 What is fucking he... 1.00
03:05:04.760 You're just sending him to his death. 1.00
03:05:06.640 Just because. 0.55
03:05:08.060 Just to fill a quota now.
03:05:10.800 And I'm suppo...
03:05:11.620 And you're the good guy.
03:05:13.420 Are you sure?
03:05:16.800 What's going on?
03:05:17.580 What's going on?
03:05:18.600 What's going on?
03:05:19.260 What's going on?
03:05:20.060 What's going on?
03:05:24.340 All right.
03:05:29.000 Slava, remember?
03:05:30.620 Everybody's on this.
03:05:31.280 We're all on this together, guys.
03:05:32.520 We got to send billion dollars to make sure handicapped people are being slaughtered on the front lines of a pointless war they can't win. 1.00
03:05:37.720 That's why we can't have doctors in hospitals because shit like that has to happen. 0.99
03:05:40.920 You feeling me yet? 0.99
03:05:41.900 How are you like, hey, Canada?
03:05:44.460 It's sunny ways, everybody. 0.99
03:05:47.080 Sunny fucking ways. 0.99
03:05:49.480 Hey. 0.99
03:05:50.500 Hey, we're doing good.
03:05:52.200 You're doing great, kid.
03:05:53.960 You're doing great, kid.
03:05:55.260 Night Nation says Harold of the Dagelon, Air Force.
03:06:01.160 Boo, she ceases. 0.89
03:06:03.720 All right.
03:06:04.380 And I got the totally eclipse of the heart.
03:06:08.280 Totally eclipse of the plaid.
03:06:10.880 Remember that? 0.92
03:06:11.840 That was retarded. 1.00
03:06:13.500 We did a musical. 0.92
03:06:14.560 If you haven't seen Son of Plaid, you're missing a Canadian cultural masterpiece.
03:06:23.300 That was a good time, actually.
03:06:29.600 Never Neal says, I have a complaint.
03:06:31.040 Should I direct it to Ford Phillip?
03:06:32.280 Nope.
03:06:33.300 Nope.
03:06:33.660 You should not do that.
03:06:36.040 He does not like party boobers.
03:06:38.000 King Mahabuli.
03:06:39.000 Thank God.
03:06:40.580 I was getting worried that he wouldn't...
03:06:42.840 I was getting worried he wouldn't arrive.
03:06:46.120 Notice how he doesn't even have a weapon.
03:06:47.840 He's literally there for no reason but to die.
03:06:49.280 Exactly.
03:06:49.840 He was just wearing a plate carrier and just sitting there, playing with, like, dirt.
03:06:53.560 So, so horrible, man.
03:06:57.860 The things they allow and do, and the things they're letting the Israelis do to the Palestinians 0.98
03:07:02.360 and the...
03:07:02.840 Oh, my God.
03:07:04.020 God.
03:07:09.840 And I wonder if one...
03:07:11.720 You know what I bet it is?
03:07:12.540 I bet one of their excuses is, well, there's just so much that it's, you know, the smart
03:07:17.020 ones, right?
03:07:17.620 And there are smart ones.
03:07:20.580 But that's not the point, right?
03:07:22.920 And this is something that comes back to, like, this is kind of the great equalizer, right?
03:07:27.240 Like I said, I'm not...
03:07:28.100 I don't consider myself...
03:07:29.540 I guess I'm culturally Christian.
03:07:30.820 These are my, you know, kind of...
03:07:31.760 A lot of them are my friends, and I respect them for their beliefs.
03:07:33.780 You know, the good ones, not the ones that are like, well, chosen people, fly by Israel. 0.99
03:07:37.560 You guys are retarded. 1.00
03:07:38.220 Let the other ones, you know? 1.00
03:07:44.460 And that's like...
03:07:45.840 That's, you know, the courage of the heart and the spirit to confront what you know is
03:07:50.560 bad, even if it, you know, just even if it puts you at risk, doing so may hurt you or
03:07:56.980 worse.
03:07:58.000 And you do it anyway because it's the right thing to do.
03:08:00.400 You can't...
03:08:01.000 There's no amount of money.
03:08:02.060 You can't...
03:08:02.500 No amount of smarts. 1.00
03:08:03.460 You could be an imbecile. 1.00
03:08:05.880 You could be a genius. 1.00
03:08:07.060 Anything in between.
03:08:07.540 I mean, it's not about that.
03:08:08.340 It's not a matter where you were born, how much money you had.
03:08:10.640 Nothing.
03:08:11.520 You don't need anything.
03:08:13.260 The only thing that matters in that situation is, are you going to do anything about it
03:08:16.820 or not?
03:08:18.920 And all these people are like, ah, it's just gone so far.
03:08:21.720 I'm not even...
03:08:21.980 I mean, why?
03:08:22.500 The smart ones are like, dude, there's nothing you can do.
03:08:24.220 It's over. 1.00
03:08:24.600 It's a fucking mess. 1.00
03:08:25.280 It doesn't matter. 1.00
03:08:26.560 Like, you coward. 1.00
03:08:27.860 You're not even going to try. 1.00
03:08:29.440 You're not even going to try.
03:08:30.800 Why not?
03:08:32.100 Why not?
03:08:32.460 If it's over anyway, let's make a mess.
03:08:38.240 That's what the Nazis do, right? 0.92
03:08:41.540 Well, it's over. 1.00
03:08:42.980 We're going to be dead in the morning when they get here, so let's just fucking have a 0.99
03:08:46.260 party and fucking blablammo at midnight. 0.99
03:08:48.220 You know, why not? 1.00
03:08:48.980 Because fucking, why not? 1.00
03:08:50.240 It's over anyway. 1.00
03:08:51.520 And you're like, no, I'm going to bed at nine. 0.99
03:08:53.820 I'm just going to let them kill me. 0.97
03:08:55.140 What? 1.00
03:08:55.340 You're...
03:08:55.700 I mean, are you a human?
03:08:57.740 Like, what is wrong with you?
03:08:59.140 Just do nothing.
03:09:00.100 Just let everything happen.
03:09:00.980 Who cares?
03:09:01.580 You make me sick. 0.99
03:09:03.280 You know?
03:09:03.720 They really do.
03:09:07.080 The people that have the most ability to do it, but that's the other thing.
03:09:10.040 The stakes are higher.
03:09:11.700 It's easy for somebody who is like an unknown, just some guy to just start a channel.
03:09:15.880 That's what I did.
03:09:16.620 That's easy.
03:09:18.180 Nobody cares who you are.
03:09:19.100 It doesn't matter.
03:09:19.680 But the higher you go, the more notoriety you acquire, the more influence you have, the
03:09:23.940 more money, any number of things.
03:09:25.180 The stakes are higher.
03:09:27.400 Maybe you're doing...
03:09:28.360 Maybe you're maybe causing some problems.
03:09:29.920 And then they go, you know what?
03:09:30.660 We're going to have to do something about you.
03:09:31.900 But this is just how it is.
03:09:36.020 That's the cost of doing business.
03:09:37.320 Do you want to do this or not?
03:09:39.340 Somebody's got to go through the door.
03:09:41.100 Are we doing this or are we not doing this?
03:09:42.740 Are we going to say anything or not?
03:09:50.620 And that's why they knock everybody down.
03:09:52.300 That's why they do what they do.
03:09:53.280 That's your hint.
03:09:55.180 That's your big, giant red flag right through your living room window, right past your daughter's
03:10:00.080 crib, right out the other side of the house. 1.00
03:10:01.880 Holy shit. 0.99
03:10:02.620 What was that? 1.00
03:10:03.620 What was that?
03:10:04.320 That was the people in your lands, you know, presumably acting as though they have your best
03:10:08.480 interest at heart.
03:10:09.020 They're looking out for you.
03:10:09.700 They're the government.
03:10:10.360 They just took a shot at you.
03:10:13.440 Look what they're doing to people.
03:10:15.080 People are living in fear of the state.
03:10:17.160 There's no question as to whether or not there is a moral imperative to speak up and do something
03:10:25.220 and say something and figure out, you know, look for, there's a, you know, a saying in the military as well. 0.98
03:10:30.040 In the absence of orders, find something to kill and kill it. 0.99
03:10:33.140 Find something to do. 0.99
03:10:33.980 If there's a massive gunfight going on and you're just chilling because nobody told you what to do, 0.99
03:10:39.080 fucking find something to do. 0.99
03:10:40.640 Go help somebody. 1.00
03:10:41.500 Go find something to destroy.
03:10:43.260 That's why we're here, you know.
03:10:47.000 Sitting around isn't good enough.
03:10:48.380 But they don't want anybody to do anything.
03:10:52.920 And that's why they make examples of people and they attack people.
03:10:55.340 And that's why the people that do that, they have to continue.
03:10:59.780 They have to keep going or else that's it.
03:11:07.320 If the fear becomes so acceptable that no one, just no one dares anymore.
03:11:14.220 No one even dares say a word.
03:11:17.560 It's over.
03:11:19.300 You've been broken.
03:11:21.280 You've been psychologically, spiritually buckbroken.
03:11:24.340 They have you.
03:11:26.600 No one dares say anything.
03:11:29.300 It's that bad.
03:11:32.340 We're getting to that point.
03:11:34.040 They're putting people in jail for talking.
03:11:37.960 We'll take your business, your bank account.
03:11:39.820 We'll do all, we'll make new laws. 0.98
03:11:41.080 We'll do whatever the fuck we want. 0.77
03:11:42.780 And we're accountable to nobody. 1.00
03:11:43.820 We'll have sham inquiries and dog and pony shows about the fucking brutal crap. 0.99
03:11:48.260 We're just accountable to no one. 1.00
03:11:49.480 We'll do whatever we want.
03:11:51.000 Whatever we want.
03:11:52.400 What movie are you watching where this isn't something that needs to be dealt with?
03:11:55.940 Like, do you have kids?
03:11:56.840 Do you have any steak at all?
03:11:57.840 That's another thing.
03:11:58.740 Pay close attention to this. 1.00
03:12:00.280 A lot of these motherfuckers and these power hungry demagogues. 1.00
03:12:03.900 And that's why a lot of these people have arranged marriages. 1.00
03:12:06.800 These power couples and so on.
03:12:08.640 It's not about that.
03:12:09.540 It's about the psychological, they're professionals, see?
03:12:12.240 They want the big chair.
03:12:13.780 And people don't trust single men.
03:12:16.500 Single, they don't, you know, it's better if they seem like a family.
03:12:19.860 You know, they've got children.
03:12:20.840 They're invested in the future, like many of you, right?
03:12:23.320 They're normal.
03:12:26.200 I don't even need to point out some of these political families and be like, that makes
03:12:29.100 a lot of sense.
03:12:29.660 Yes, you know.
03:12:31.400 It's a sham.
03:12:32.020 Like everything else in their lives, it's a sham.
03:12:33.480 So many of them have nothing, you know, no children, nothing.
03:12:38.400 They're just in it for themselves.
03:12:39.440 It's just all a big, it's just all a big wee for them.
03:12:41.800 If you, like, if people feel like they have the guts to say something and do something,
03:13:00.700 it's like you almost have, like, the moral imperative to do it because there's others
03:13:06.600 around you that maybe, but they're just not, they just don't have it.
03:13:11.700 But if somebody else did, they'd follow them.
03:13:16.040 And that's that leap that people, hey, what's going to happen?
03:13:18.900 What happens if I do this?
03:13:23.080 It could go any number of ways.
03:13:24.620 It could be horrible.
03:13:25.400 It could be great.
03:13:26.020 It could be anything in between.
03:13:26.980 I have no idea.
03:13:28.800 I have no idea.
03:13:30.260 And it's intimidating.
03:13:31.560 And the unknown is, you know, one of the most frightening things that people don't want
03:13:34.100 to face.
03:13:34.400 But after you do it enough times, you kind of, it's always the same.
03:13:39.020 It's always the same routine.
03:13:40.020 It's the same emotions every time.
03:13:41.840 It's like, it's like diving into a pool of water every time.
03:13:44.420 Every time it's just, yep, this is just what it was last time.
03:13:52.660 That's why the fear is so important because that's the last obstacle.
03:13:56.760 The fear is the gatekeeper. 0.99
03:13:58.600 That, that's what keeps you fucking right there. 0.97
03:14:00.740 That's what keeps Fifi, you know, really off the, what happens if I, 0.96
03:14:04.400 I leave, I don't, I won't have my, all the stuff that I've come to depend on will be
03:14:07.620 gone.
03:14:09.420 How do you think people break out of prison?
03:14:11.080 You know, do you think they're like, oh, I'm only going to do it.
03:14:15.060 I'm only going to try to break out of jail with you.
03:14:17.080 Like say you're unjustly imprisoned.
03:14:18.520 You're in some Moroccan prison, you know, it's you and Aladdin for some reason. 0.96
03:14:22.340 And you're like, we got to get out of here up who, you know, and you're there for some
03:14:25.120 reason.
03:14:25.400 Yeah.
03:14:25.800 Also me.
03:14:27.740 And you're like, listen, I'm not even going to attempt this unless there's some surefire
03:14:31.460 way.
03:14:32.020 I'm going to need a cab to pick me up at the gate.
03:14:34.260 I'm going to be needed to take into a hotel because I'm going to need a shower and I'm
03:14:37.020 going to need some food.
03:14:37.980 I'm going to need some credit cards.
03:14:39.160 And I want a flight the next, there better be a flight home because I am not waiting on 0.98
03:14:43.320 a, are you fucking kidding me? 0.99
03:14:46.140 What do you want? 1.00
03:14:46.940 The fucking red carpet tree. 1.00
03:14:48.200 Look what's happening, dude. 0.99
03:14:49.540 The thing is, if people cross, if too many people cross that barrier and find out, Hey,
03:15:00.280 it's really not as scary as, uh, you know, people, there's, there's really conquering that
03:15:07.100 not, not caring, I guess, or, or I wouldn't say not caring, but just accepting it as this
03:15:12.600 is how it is.
03:15:13.180 This is what has to happen.
03:15:14.440 There's a power in it.
03:15:15.380 There's a strength in that.
03:15:16.000 And if too many people understand that and do that, it's over.
03:15:18.100 So the fear must be maintained.
03:15:20.060 Everyone has to be kept in line.
03:15:21.360 They have to make examples of people.
03:15:23.020 That's the weapon that they're using.
03:15:24.640 And if you're afraid, you won't react.
03:15:26.000 If you're afraid, you don't think.
03:15:27.060 And if you're afraid, you make bad decisions.
03:15:28.680 And if you're afraid, you don't have the confidence that you'll survive, that you'll,
03:15:31.840 that you'll succeed.
03:15:32.740 You'll imagine all the worst things happening.
03:15:34.500 If I get out, even if I do break out of here, where am I going to go?
03:15:36.700 I don't know where to go.
03:15:37.640 I don't know.
03:15:37.960 What if it rains?
03:15:38.620 I'll freeze to death.
03:15:39.380 There's no, what if there's wolves in the forest?
03:15:40.720 I don't know.
03:15:41.140 I don't know what to do.
03:15:41.780 I'm just going to stay here where I know what tomorrow's going to be like, at least.
03:15:47.520 I guess, I mean, that's an option.
03:15:49.540 And the day after that, and the day after that, and you know how it's going to go.
03:15:52.520 And you're, and you're going to die in there.
03:15:53.920 You're like, but I might die out there. 0.97
03:15:58.980 And it's like, you're going to die anyway.
03:16:02.100 Is this how you want to live your life?
03:16:03.480 You want to, you want to live it like this?
03:16:04.720 Afraid, afraid to say no to people that want to hurt you, people that are hurting you.
03:16:10.660 And you're not willing to say no.
03:16:12.300 You'd rather just be a good boy and just sit there because you know what?
03:16:16.540 Somebody, somebody might call me a name in my career and all of this.
03:16:19.840 And all the people that might be depending on me to, you know, speak up for them and bat for them.
03:16:23.780 And they're looking to me as, you know, for some kind of guidance and leadership.
03:16:26.400 I'm just going to say, you know what?
03:16:27.700 It's really about me in the end.
03:16:29.200 And I'm just going to do what's best for number one.
03:16:33.640 I, I, I just have a feeling.
03:16:35.440 I don't think that's, I don't think that's going to be a very popular, I don't think people are going to be down with that.
03:16:49.840 I, I feel like people won't follow cowards, you know?
03:16:54.980 I don't think they do that.
03:17:02.020 Let's grow a set, let's go!
03:17:11.620 It's going to be a good year, guys. 1.00
03:17:12.900 We got a lot of shit going on. 1.00
03:17:14.480 We got irons in the fire. 0.99
03:17:15.720 When it's ready to go and we need you to know, you'll know.
03:17:27.380 Seizes, phones, a buzzer.
03:17:29.420 A buzzer, they say!
03:17:31.020 There you go, a buzzer!
03:17:34.180 What are you going to do about it?
03:17:35.260 That's it, that's all.
03:17:54.060 Thank you very much, guys.
03:17:54.920 I appreciate you.
03:17:55.460 I hope you had a great holiday and a good New Year's Eve.
03:17:58.260 I mean, you got to be used to it by now, right?
03:18:02.840 We're, we're getting used to the abuse.
03:18:04.400 You've developed some calluses, right?
03:18:06.520 You're not green anymore. 1.00
03:18:07.860 You've been through some shit. 1.00
03:18:09.900 Now you're ready to fucking start spitting back. 1.00
03:18:11.880 You know, you just wipe your bloody nose. 1.00
03:18:14.640 You go, okay.
03:18:16.040 All right, it's like this.
03:18:17.400 All right.
03:18:21.440 Good to go?
03:18:22.380 Good to go?
03:18:22.840 Good to go, good to go. 1.00
03:18:52.840 Shut up, soul. 1.00
03:18:54.160 Let me burn my soul. 1.00
03:18:56.100 But day-la, day-la, day-la, day-la, yeah. 0.99
03:19:00.340 Shut up, I'm on a roll. 1.00
03:19:02.640 Let me burn my soul. 1.00
03:19:18.040 Phil, what is this?
03:19:19.000 You've got plans for the next holiday season?
03:19:24.500 Well, when you say you want to give them a get, you want to send them on a vacation,
03:19:28.520 I really, I mean, that feels ominous, especially coming from you.
03:19:31.040 You're all coked out.
03:19:31.800 You've got all these plans and ideas again.
03:19:33.120 Oh, yeah, it's about what I expected.
03:19:40.760 No, I'm glad they can't see it.
03:19:42.160 You can't seem to get the heart of the day.
03:19:47.160 No, they're all just, yeah, no, he's just bound and gagged all these leaders, all these
03:19:50.780 people on an airplane, and they look very frightened.
03:19:55.520 They look very disturbed.
03:19:57.300 Some of them, there's a woman with a black eye. 0.99
03:19:59.600 I don't know what Phil, I don't know.
03:20:00.860 I wish I'd stayed.
03:20:02.200 Who, he's flying the plane.
03:20:03.640 What are you doing?
03:20:04.280 What are you doing, Phil?
03:20:05.440 It's a cargo plane.
03:20:08.920 I, I know people are going to, no, I don't see any parachutes.
03:20:14.060 We're taking off.
03:20:14.960 I don't, Phil.
03:20:16.760 How, where did you get this?
03:20:21.820 You, the army gave it to you because you said you could fly it to Ukraine, so they just
03:20:26.440 gave you a C-130.
03:20:30.260 Oh, I believe it.
03:20:31.320 You're just going to open the car.
03:20:32.420 Yeah, ramp down. 0.95
03:20:35.460 All right, everybody, this is your last stop.
03:20:37.560 Thank you for flying Phillip Airlines.
03:20:39.440 It appears you've been bound and gagged, and you're about to be double hoof kicked to your
03:20:43.420 doom from the mouth of a C-130.
03:20:45.260 Thank you for flying Rage Alarms.
03:20:54.800 I wonder if his glasses will beat him to the ground.
03:21:15.260 Okay.
03:21:16.080 Okay.
03:21:16.980 Thank you.
03:21:18.740 Thank you.
03:21:18.800 Thank you.
03:21:18.860 Thank you.
03:21:19.220 Thank you.
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