Raging Dissident Podcast - RageCast 419： RESOLUTE

00:00:00.000 I'm back

00:00:21.000 I'm back in the sun again

00:00:25.000 I'm back

00:00:28.000 I'm back in the sun again

00:00:32.000 Riding into town alone

00:00:35.000 By the light of the moon

00:00:37.000 Phil's playing with the buttons again

00:00:40.000 Bad boy

00:00:42.000 It's not allowed

00:00:46.000 Fuck it, give me a drink

00:00:50.000 That's when she caught my eye

00:00:55.000 She turned and gave way

00:00:57.000 And made her groan and cry

00:01:02.000 I'm back in the sun again

00:01:06.000 I'm back

00:01:08.000 We're back

00:01:10.000 I'm back

00:01:11.000 In the sun again

00:01:14.000 I'm back

00:01:18.000 Go easy, go easy

00:01:19.000 I'm back

00:01:20.000 To the rising sun

00:01:21.000 I'm late today

00:01:22.000 I'm a week

00:01:23.000 A week and a half late

00:01:24.000 For my own job

00:01:26.000 Something like that

00:01:27.000 I did say I would be around

00:01:29.000 And I would still be able

00:01:30.000 To keep streaming

00:01:31.000 But I really

00:01:32.000 I guess

00:01:33.000 Overestimated

00:01:34.000 I don't know

00:01:35.000 I could have

00:01:36.000 Maybe

00:01:37.000 But it wouldn't have been

00:01:38.000 It would have been exhausting

00:01:39.000 It wouldn't have been very good

00:01:40.000 And

00:01:41.000 I just wouldn't have been able

00:01:43.000 To focus enough on it

00:01:44.000 To make it any good

00:01:45.000 And would have just been

00:01:46.000 Sitting down

00:01:47.000 For the sake of it

00:01:48.000 To try and make money

00:01:49.000 Which is dumb

00:01:50.000 And you know

00:01:51.000 Because you're in court all day

00:01:53.000 As we've been

00:01:54.000 Since last week

00:01:55.000 If you're

00:01:56.000 You know

00:01:57.000 If you've been following along

00:01:58.000 With the Chronicles of Narnia

00:01:59.000 Where we live

00:02:00.000 In Canada

00:02:01.000 Lord of the Flies

00:02:02.000 Morgan and I

00:02:03.000 Were in court all week

00:02:04.000 On Wednesday

00:02:05.000 Until yesterday

00:02:06.000 On

00:02:07.000 Not even on trial

00:02:08.000 Not yet

00:02:09.000 We're still

00:02:10.000 We're still

00:02:11.000 Bashing through that

00:02:12.000 There's a lot of

00:02:13.000 Preliminary things

00:02:14.000 That have to happen

00:02:15.000 It's actually a very

00:02:16.000 Valuable learning experience

00:02:17.000 I've found

00:02:18.000 I don't feel like

00:02:19.000 This is probably going to be

00:02:20.000 The last time

00:02:21.000 This is relevant

00:02:22.000 Either for me

00:02:23.000 Or other people

00:02:24.000 Friends, co-workers

00:02:25.000 Whatever, what have you

00:02:26.000 But it's been very eye-opening

00:02:28.000 And it's actually been

00:02:29.000 Kind of worth it

00:02:30.000 In a lot of ways

00:02:31.000 To just watch these

00:02:32.000 Elite level

00:02:33.000 Legal professionals

00:02:35.000 Tear apart

00:02:36.000 These arguments

00:02:37.000 And how to navigate

00:02:38.000 These things

00:02:39.000 And how to deal with them

00:02:40.000 And it's certainly

00:02:41.000 Come in handy

00:02:42.000 No less than

00:02:44.000 What can be found

00:02:45.000 In what's developed

00:02:46.000 In Alberta

00:02:47.000 Last week

00:02:48.000 I don't know

00:02:49.000 What day is it today?

00:02:50.000 Friday, right?

00:02:51.000 So Friday

00:02:52.000 When was this?

00:02:53.000 Tuesday?

00:02:54.000 Monday?

00:02:55.000 I don't know

00:02:56.000 Not much could be said

00:02:57.000 But it's over and done now

00:02:58.000 I guess that's the first thing

00:03:00.000 I'll get to

00:03:01.000 We'll start off on a high note

00:03:02.000 And then we'll just

00:03:03.000 Keep doing that all night

00:03:04.000 Until we beat our enemies

00:03:05.000 Into submission

00:03:06.000 Because that's what

00:03:07.000 I mean, they have to go

00:03:08.000 I mean, we can't

00:03:09.000 We can't

00:03:10.000 Tolerate them

00:03:12.000 In connecting

00:03:14.000 Chris Slysak

00:03:15.000 With a good lawyer

00:03:16.000 And providing

00:03:17.000 The amount of money

00:03:18.000 That's needed

00:03:19.000 And we still have to pay

00:03:20.000 A substantial amount

00:03:21.000 To settle up that bill

00:03:22.000 But it was money well spent

00:03:23.000 Because he succeeded

00:03:24.000 And got him

00:03:25.000 Got him released

00:03:26.000 On what is essentially

00:03:27.000 A parking ticket

00:03:29.000 And in one fell swoop

00:03:31.000 Erased the

00:03:32.000 Makoots narrative

00:03:34.000 The conspiracy

00:03:36.000 To murder

00:03:37.000 This and that

00:03:38.000 It was all made up

00:03:39.000 As we said in the beginning

00:03:40.000 There's no evidence of this

00:03:41.000 There's no truth

00:03:42.000 To any of this

00:03:43.000 This is just the government

00:03:44.000 And the police

00:03:45.000 And the media

00:03:46.000 Making things up

00:03:47.000 And you know

00:03:48.000 To be fair

00:03:49.000 To the normies

00:03:50.000 It was a full court press

00:03:54.000 Everywhere you looked

00:03:55.000 This was the information you sent

00:03:56.000 So I mean

00:03:57.000 It's easy for us

00:03:58.000 To take it personally

00:03:59.000 And it's easy for us

00:04:00.000 To be angry about it

00:04:01.000 And bitter about it

00:04:02.000 And we are

00:04:03.000 And we deserve to be

00:04:04.000 But at the same time

00:04:05.000 You have to recognize

00:04:06.000 Where these people are coming from

00:04:07.000 And you're in a place

00:04:08.000 Where you look at

00:04:09.000 The police are saying

00:04:10.000 The same thing

00:04:11.000 The government's saying

00:04:12.000 The same thing

00:04:13.000 All of the media everywhere

00:04:14.000 Is saying the same thing

00:04:15.000 And every outlet

00:04:16.000 Or mouthpiece of authority

00:04:17.000 Was parroting this story

00:04:18.000 All of them

00:04:19.000 Which is why you see

00:04:20.000 None of them

00:04:21.000 Post any retractions

00:04:22.000 There's been no apologies

00:04:23.000 There's been no updates

00:04:24.000 There's been nothing

00:04:25.000 There was just two years

00:04:26.000 Of solid gaslighting

00:04:27.000 From the mainstream media

00:04:28.000 And their alternative media

00:04:29.000 Sycophantic, you know

00:04:31.000 Bottom feeding

00:04:32.000 Dumpster trash friends

00:04:33.000 Like Rachel Gilmour

00:04:34.000 There will be no restitution

00:04:36.000 Or any kind of

00:04:37.000 Any bridges built there

00:04:39.000 They'll never come

00:04:40.000 What are they going to do?

00:04:41.000 Come and admit

00:04:42.000 What they've done?

00:04:43.000 No, they're not going to do that

00:04:44.000 But if you're one of these people

00:04:45.000 That doesn't know anything

00:04:46.000 And you're on the outside

00:04:47.000 Looking in

00:04:48.000 They really blame them

00:04:49.000 For getting these kinds of

00:04:50.000 Getting these kinds of

00:04:51.000 Ideas in their head

00:04:52.000 And it's hard to imagine

00:04:53.000 And I understand

00:04:54.000 It's hard to accept

00:04:55.000 When you're not here

00:04:56.000 With us at the center of

00:04:57.000 Let's face it

00:04:58.000 The actual resistance in Canada

00:05:00.000 Lots of people will say

00:05:01.000 That they are

00:05:02.000 But it's here

00:05:03.000 It's us

00:05:04.000 And this is where it is

00:05:06.000 This is the group

00:05:07.000 And this is the people

00:05:08.000 Fighting, you know

00:05:09.000 In court battles

00:05:10.000 All over the country

00:05:11.000 Fighting the government

00:05:12.000 All over the country

00:05:13.000 In numerous provinces

00:05:14.000 Out of court

00:05:15.000 The media

00:05:16.000 It's crazy

00:05:17.000 It's lunatic land

00:05:18.000 Over here

00:05:19.000 So from our

00:05:20.000 From our perspective

00:05:21.000 It's all very obvious

00:05:22.000 But from the outside

00:05:23.000 It isn't

00:05:25.000 And now these people

00:05:26.000 Have to grapple with this

00:05:27.000 The fact that

00:05:28.000 I mean

00:05:29.000 I'm going to beat

00:05:30.000 As I said

00:05:31.000 Every single charge

00:05:32.000 That's been levied against me

00:05:33.000 All of them

00:05:34.000 I think it was 23 or 24

00:05:35.000 I'm going to defeat

00:05:36.000 Every single one of them

00:05:37.000 There's a handful remaining

00:05:38.000 I have charges still outstanding

00:05:40.160 Two sets in Nova Scotia

00:05:42.000 Both cases are

00:05:42.800 I'm not remotely concerned

00:05:45.860 In fact

00:05:46.320 It's

00:05:46.580 I'm just kind of waiting

00:05:47.560 I mean you can beat a horse

00:05:48.700 Into a paste

00:05:49.660 Or a soup

00:05:50.700 Or some kind of fine powder

00:05:52.180 I guess that's what

00:05:52.860 They're trying to do

00:05:53.540 But the outcome

00:05:55.720 Is going to be the same

00:05:56.520 As it was in all the others

00:05:57.640 Because they were wrong

00:06:00.860 And they made shit up

00:06:02.620 And they probably assumed

00:06:04.180 What are these

00:06:04.820 What are these redneck idiots

00:06:05.900 What are these losers going to do

00:06:06.860 What are they going to do

00:06:08.220 It's just a couple of guys

00:06:09.260 On the internet

00:06:09.760 What are they going to do

00:06:10.340 Are they going to get

00:06:10.800 You know millions of dollars

00:06:12.120 And price out these

00:06:13.320 You know elite

00:06:14.480 Gangland level lawyers

00:06:16.200 Who are used to defending

00:06:17.240 Like cartel members

00:06:18.240 And stuff

00:06:18.540 Oh yeah

00:06:19.080 Yeah they will

00:06:19.760 Yeah

00:06:20.960 And they did

00:06:22.440 And you lost

00:06:23.340 And they did a sloppy job

00:06:25.440 I don't think a lot of people

00:06:27.220 Really anticipated

00:06:28.040 I mean they didn't

00:06:28.740 Cross their eyes

00:06:29.520 And dot their tees

00:06:30.240 Or do any of that

00:06:31.920 Real police work

00:06:33.220 They copy and pasted

00:06:34.180 Bullshit from the

00:06:34.880 Anti-hate network

00:06:35.660 Which has now been

00:06:36.300 Thoroughly

00:06:36.680 Discredited

00:06:37.260 Numerous times

00:06:38.120 In court

00:06:38.720 Out of court

00:06:39.320 Half a dozen

00:06:40.980 Police officers

00:06:41.740 Senior officers

00:06:42.460 Staff sergeants

00:06:43.280 Inspective detectors

00:06:44.140 Yeah it's not a credible network

00:06:46.140 It's misinformation

00:06:47.100 It's nonsense

00:06:48.180 It's not based in reality

00:06:49.740 This is the elite

00:06:50.920 You know the senior levels

00:06:52.020 Of policing

00:06:52.460 Admitting this

00:06:53.120 On the stand

00:06:53.740 Under oath

00:06:54.300 All in courtrooms

00:06:55.120 All across the country

00:06:56.000 Which is why

00:06:56.740 Bernie Farber resigned

00:06:57.820 Said he had to go

00:06:58.580 Spend time with his family

00:06:59.540 That's code for

00:07:00.280 Cry into a pillow at night

00:07:01.600 And you know

00:07:02.780 Leave the rest of it

00:07:03.680 To flounder and die

00:07:04.900 As it deserves

00:07:05.480 It has no credibility

00:07:06.380 No one listens to them

00:07:08.000 They have no weight anymore

00:07:09.200 They've been defeated

00:07:10.640 And destroyed

00:07:11.220 Just like I said

00:07:11.960 They would be

00:07:12.540 You know

00:07:14.440 They could have

00:07:14.760 Taken my word for it

00:07:15.760 At the beginning

00:07:16.480 Years ago

00:07:17.060 They could have

00:07:17.540 Spoken to me

00:07:18.860 Like a human being

00:07:19.640 They could have

00:07:20.260 Shown me any level

00:07:21.380 Of respect as a person

00:07:22.500 And we could have

00:07:23.540 Engaged in some kind

00:07:24.320 Of honest dialogue

00:07:25.020 To get to the bottom

00:07:25.780 Of whatever they thought

00:07:26.560 This problem was

00:07:27.320 But instead

00:07:27.740 They decided to smear me

00:07:29.000 And smear you

00:07:29.660 And attack people

00:07:30.400 And dox people

00:07:31.040 And encourage violence

00:07:31.920 And encourage murder

00:07:33.060 Attempts and so on

00:07:34.060 So I have absolutely

00:07:35.140 No mercy

00:07:35.740 No sympathy whatsoever

00:07:36.880 I'm glad

00:07:38.940 And they probably

00:07:39.960 Won't get any more

00:07:40.620 Government funding

00:07:41.360 They'll probably

00:07:41.980 Maybe they'll have to

00:07:42.620 Get made

00:07:43.080 I don't know

00:07:43.660 I don't care

00:07:44.320 They don't matter anymore

00:07:45.280 They're on the bottom

00:07:46.040 Of the pile of skulls

00:07:47.360 Underneath Philip's throne

00:07:48.360 Like with Rachel's career

00:07:49.440 And so many others

00:07:51.000 So many others

00:07:52.060 Stacking up more and more

00:07:53.640 Every day

00:07:54.520 And I just

00:07:57.020 I would like to take

00:07:58.140 Before I get off track

00:07:59.220 Or before I forget

00:08:00.340 Or before I

00:08:01.300 Don't mention it

00:08:02.700 Or I eat a massive

00:08:03.760 200 milligram edible

00:08:04.980 And start

00:08:05.700 You know

00:08:06.340 Demanding that the moon

00:08:07.680 Acquiesce to my demands

00:08:09.520 And so forth

00:08:10.080 I really

00:08:12.960 Really

00:08:13.280 Really

00:08:13.740 Want to impart

00:08:15.000 As much as I can

00:08:15.940 How much

00:08:17.620 How important

00:08:19.360 The significance

00:08:20.380 Of what has happened

00:08:22.340 Not just over the past

00:08:24.260 Couple of years

00:08:24.700 But over the past week

00:08:25.560 And everything in between

00:08:27.440 This is what teamwork

00:08:30.180 Builds

00:08:31.020 This is the point

00:08:32.620 This is why you have

00:08:33.360 A community

00:08:33.760 This is why you have

00:08:34.360 A network

00:08:34.700 This is why you stick together

00:08:35.940 Because to make any

00:08:36.720 Of these things happen

00:08:37.480 Required many many hands

00:08:39.420 And effort from people

00:08:40.980 All over the country

00:08:41.760 In the thousands

00:08:42.400 Whether it was

00:08:43.540 Organizing

00:08:44.860 Or you know

00:08:45.500 Buying and selling

00:08:46.300 Trading

00:08:46.660 Doing fundraisers

00:08:47.820 People were making music

00:08:48.820 They were selling items

00:08:49.780 Quilts

00:08:50.160 Shirts

00:08:50.560 Clothes

00:08:51.040 All kinds of different things

00:08:52.100 Were being done

00:08:52.660 Contacting other influencers

00:08:54.460 And broadcasters

00:08:56.300 From around

00:08:56.720 Not just Canada

00:08:57.500 But around the world

00:08:58.260 And getting the message out

00:08:59.220 And getting the story out

00:09:00.060 You've got people

00:09:00.700 You know

00:09:01.160 Viva Fry stuck his neck out

00:09:02.400 For us

00:09:02.780 And so did Karim Assad

00:09:03.700 And you've got people

00:09:04.320 Like Gordon McGill

00:09:05.020 In the United States

00:09:05.940 With his connections

00:09:07.300 And then he's on

00:09:07.960 Tucker Carlson

00:09:08.600 So this was all

00:09:09.800 All of you guys

00:09:12.080 Contributed to this

00:09:13.440 And you proved that

00:09:14.380 Yeah the government

00:09:15.140 Can come after you

00:09:15.900 They'll fight you

00:09:16.440 They'll try and bury you

00:09:17.540 They'll make shit up

00:09:18.660 They'll stack charges

00:09:19.880 They'll run hit pieces

00:09:21.060 In the media

00:09:21.560 They'll do all kinds of things

00:09:22.620 But in the end

00:09:23.700 If you stick together

00:09:24.820 And you don't blink

00:09:25.940 You can win

00:09:26.760 And it's

00:09:30.420 Ugly

00:09:32.340 And it's dirty

00:09:32.840 And it's messy

00:09:33.360 And ideally

00:09:33.860 Had we not been

00:09:36.360 You know

00:09:36.840 Shooed off

00:09:38.180 By the real housewives

00:09:39.840 Of Alberta

00:09:40.360 Way back when

00:09:41.600 They didn't need our help

00:09:43.040 They didn't want our help

00:09:44.000 They were busy stealing

00:09:45.180 They were busy grifting

00:09:46.360 Over there

00:09:47.760 So unfortunately

00:09:48.800 We didn't get

00:09:49.320 This done sooner

00:09:50.360 It took

00:09:51.220 It took Mr. Lysak

00:09:52.380 To call me himself

00:09:53.480 From prison

00:09:54.680 In a

00:09:55.580 Didn't sound like

00:09:57.160 A very good situation

00:09:58.100 For us to

00:09:59.120 Fire up the beacons

00:10:00.560 And get it done

00:10:01.120 And we did get it done

00:10:02.080 We got the lawyer

00:10:03.740 We got the money

00:10:04.420 He got to work

00:10:05.560 He did the job

00:10:06.620 He got him out

00:10:07.460 And right now

00:10:08.180 Chris is at home

00:10:09.340 With his girls

00:10:09.860 And a lot of people

00:10:11.520 Didn't think that was

00:10:12.100 Ever going to happen

00:10:12.740 So

00:10:13.660 The alternative

00:10:16.220 Would have been

00:10:16.820 Maybe life in prison

00:10:18.020 If these guys

00:10:20.640 Don't show up

00:10:21.280 If we don't

00:10:22.060 Get these lawyers

00:10:22.760 They don't go in there

00:10:23.320 I mean they're still in there

00:10:24.120 They're going to go to trial

00:10:26.600 Are they going to lose

00:10:27.540 Maybe

00:10:28.440 Probably

00:10:28.980 But because of the

00:10:33.520 Belief in

00:10:35.460 The outcome

00:10:39.680 Of good possibilities

00:10:40.800 By all of us

00:10:42.020 Working together

00:10:43.440 To make that happen

00:10:44.400 It did happen

00:10:45.400 It was made

00:10:47.440 To happen

00:10:48.260 Because of all of you

00:10:49.880 That's the strength

00:10:51.220 That we have

00:10:51.660 Like that's a

00:10:52.360 That's a crazy amount

00:10:53.160 Of money

00:10:53.440 In a very short

00:10:54.640 Period of time

00:10:55.240 Some people seem

00:10:57.120 To think we can be

00:10:57.720 Bought off for as little

00:10:58.560 As a thousand dollars

00:10:59.400 I find that insulting

00:11:00.280 I'll probably talk

00:11:01.820 More about that later

00:11:02.560 But

00:11:03.660 I'm not sure

00:11:06.980 I'm sure he may

00:11:07.680 Want to say something

00:11:08.420 When he gets a chance

00:11:09.840 I mean leave the guy alone

00:11:10.700 He's just been out of jail

00:11:11.480 He's been in jail

00:11:12.000 For two years

00:11:12.540 For something he didn't do

00:11:13.640 But he may want to say

00:11:17.160 Something at some stage

00:11:18.040 And

00:11:18.220 You know

00:11:19.860 He's welcome to

00:11:20.700 Anytime

00:11:21.100 I hate when my phone

00:11:24.040 My phone always like

00:11:24.920 Lights up

00:11:25.560 And does things

00:11:26.260 I'm like what

00:11:26.920 It's always

00:11:27.780 Probably always a disaster

00:11:29.700 Like who's dead

00:11:30.920 What happened now

00:11:31.700 Someone's back in jail

00:11:32.680 No

00:11:34.680 Not today

00:11:35.420 But

00:11:38.420 I can certainly

00:11:39.380 Pass on

00:11:40.040 On behalf of

00:11:41.100 Himself

00:11:41.960 And myself

00:11:42.480 And everyone else

00:11:43.160 Thank you guys so much

00:11:44.280 For everything you did

00:11:45.020 And for not giving up

00:11:46.340 A lot of people

00:11:47.760 Did give up

00:11:48.360 And a lot of people

00:11:49.120 Didn't give us a chance

00:11:49.900 A lot of people

00:11:50.440 Lied

00:11:50.940 A lot of people

00:11:51.840 Dismissed

00:11:52.560 And just bought things

00:11:53.420 At face value

00:11:54.240 And now

00:11:55.500 Now they have to

00:11:56.620 Eat shit

00:11:57.200 And they will

00:11:59.340 Every day

00:12:00.240 For the rest of their lives

00:12:01.520 Because you

00:12:02.260 You picked wrong

00:12:03.180 You picked the wrong team

00:12:04.160 You backed the wrong horse

00:12:05.180 You gonna do that again?

00:12:07.780 Probably

00:12:08.140 Because you're stupid

00:12:08.900 Stupid people

00:12:10.060 Make stupid decisions

00:12:11.200 And they'll

00:12:11.560 Keep making stupid decisions

00:12:12.860 It should be starting

00:12:14.940 To clear up

00:12:15.580 Who's reliable

00:12:18.420 And who isn't

00:12:19.960 Who's been telling the truth

00:12:21.100 All this time

00:12:21.700 From in jail

00:12:25.020 From out of jail

00:12:26.180 Who's

00:12:28.420 Who's withstood

00:12:29.360 The

00:12:29.840 Endless

00:12:31.420 Amount of

00:12:32.380 Gaslighting

00:12:33.340 Media hit pieces

00:12:35.520 Intimidation

00:12:36.600 Tactics by the police

00:12:37.960 By these communist

00:12:42.380 Lobby groups

00:12:43.340 Like anti-hate

00:12:44.940 And it's

00:12:45.220 And it's

00:12:45.740 You know

00:12:46.040 Affiliated pedophiles

00:12:47.240 Of Canada network

00:12:48.140 Or whatever it's called

00:12:49.060 Years of that

00:12:51.300 You had to endure

00:12:51.800 All of that

00:12:52.280 And put up with that

00:12:52.980 And not blink

00:12:53.700 And where are they now?

00:12:58.820 Not saying much

00:12:59.960 I really especially

00:13:04.680 Liked Nathan Smith's

00:13:06.060 I'm gonna

00:13:07.260 I'm gonna

00:13:07.680 Paraphrase

00:13:08.660 The sentiment

00:13:09.560 Of what he said

00:13:10.240 I don't remember

00:13:11.220 His exact words

00:13:11.940 But I laughed

00:13:12.520 And it was late at night

00:13:13.440 And I was probably stoned

00:13:14.540 But it was

00:13:15.000 It was very funny

00:13:15.980 And it was basically

00:13:18.040 Quoting the RCMP

00:13:19.080 About you know

00:13:20.340 Regarding Coutts

00:13:21.560 Oh

00:13:22.000 When we said

00:13:23.500 Listen

00:13:24.040 When we said

00:13:24.900 Evil

00:13:25.740 Militia

00:13:26.600 Takeover

00:13:28.140 You know

00:13:28.720 Armed

00:13:29.160 You know

00:13:29.900 Agile

00:13:30.680 Steel resolve

00:13:31.560 You know

00:13:31.860 Imminent danger

00:13:32.780 You know

00:13:33.500 Emergency

00:13:34.300 War measures act

00:13:35.540 What we really

00:13:36.800 What we meant to say

00:13:37.880 Was minor

00:13:39.200 Parking ticket offenses

00:13:40.720 So

00:13:43.920 Like Canada

00:13:46.640 Has to reconcile

00:13:47.340 That now

00:13:48.060 They have to

00:13:49.340 They have to

00:13:49.880 Sit and stew

00:13:50.960 In the fact

00:13:52.480 That we were right

00:13:53.680 And we were telling

00:13:54.280 The truth the whole time

00:13:55.180 And that all these

00:13:56.080 Lies they swallowed

00:13:57.000 Were just that

00:13:58.260 Because

00:14:00.760 Conspiracy to commit

00:14:02.800 Murder is the

00:14:03.520 Second most serious

00:14:04.300 I think

00:14:04.620 I think only murder

00:14:05.440 Is a

00:14:05.720 Is a

00:14:06.080 Is a more

00:14:06.640 Carries a heavier

00:14:07.520 Implication

00:14:10.140 In the justice system

00:14:12.300 Or a heavy

00:14:12.720 Heavier burden of

00:14:13.740 You know

00:14:13.940 Punishment

00:14:14.340 Responsibility

00:14:14.980 And so on

00:14:15.300 We went from that

00:14:17.360 To

00:14:17.920 What would have been

00:14:20.100 In a sane world

00:14:21.280 A

00:14:21.960 A few hundred dollars

00:14:23.320 Of a fine

00:14:23.920 And a suspension

00:14:24.760 Of a firearms license

00:14:25.760 For maybe a year

00:14:26.620 Or six months

00:14:27.340 Or something

00:14:27.720 So

00:14:30.460 You know

00:14:31.080 Pretty

00:14:31.500 Pretty far apart

00:14:32.520 Pretty crazy

00:14:35.120 So what's next Canada

00:14:36.120 Are we gonna

00:14:36.500 Oh well you didn't

00:14:37.280 You failure to stop

00:14:38.340 At a complete

00:14:38.820 Failure to come

00:14:39.760 To a complete stop

00:14:40.400 At the stop sign

00:14:41.080 So that's

00:14:41.540 That's gonna be

00:14:42.000 Five years in

00:14:42.780 Kingston

00:14:43.120 Penitentiary

00:14:44.200 Okay

00:14:44.580 Oh they're not

00:14:48.120 Being politically

00:14:48.780 Persist

00:14:49.140 And this was

00:14:49.800 The whole

00:14:50.100 That was another

00:14:50.760 Source of ammunition

00:14:52.800 They used against us

00:14:54.900 Oh my coots

00:14:55.700 And my police

00:14:56.180 Yeah that was

00:14:56.620 None of that was real

00:14:57.460 None of that was real

00:14:59.220 Is this on

00:14:59.960 Why is my inbox

00:15:01.300 Not filling up

00:15:02.000 With apologies

00:15:02.540 Oh right

00:15:03.020 It takes

00:15:04.740 It takes a

00:15:05.340 It takes a level

00:15:05.880 Of honor and integrity

00:15:06.680 To admit when you're wrong

00:15:07.600 And they can't

00:15:08.060 They can't do that

00:15:08.860 They'll never do that

00:15:10.040 Oh well

00:15:12.440 We'll just keep

00:15:13.160 Burying them

00:15:13.580 And of course

00:15:14.120 You know

00:15:14.680 I mean they call

00:15:16.780 Themselves rebel news

00:15:18.100 But like

00:15:18.800 They're the biggest

00:15:19.760 Boot lickers

00:15:20.520 Of the establishment

00:15:21.580 That there is

00:15:22.380 So I don't

00:15:23.560 I don't

00:15:23.920 I mean I guess

00:15:24.420 It's a joke

00:15:24.900 Maybe it's insulting

00:15:25.720 You the viewer

00:15:26.420 Maybe it's supposed

00:15:27.000 To be some kind

00:15:27.460 Of tongue in cheek

00:15:28.120 Look at these

00:15:28.980 Dumb suckers

00:15:29.560 Willing me to give

00:15:30.140 Willing to give me

00:15:30.920 Money for things

00:15:31.680 That I never

00:15:32.080 Spended on

00:15:32.620 Investigative journalists

00:15:33.940 Are looking into that

00:15:34.780 Many other people

00:15:36.420 Are looking into that

00:15:37.140 And I suspect

00:15:37.580 We're going to get

00:15:38.040 An answer this year

00:15:38.800 As to where does

00:15:39.500 The money go

00:15:40.160 To the

00:15:41.200 Save the fill

00:15:42.260 In the blank

00:15:42.920 Dot com

00:15:43.720 Rebel news

00:15:45.060 Slush fund

00:15:45.920 Because as you'll know

00:15:46.760 They took a lot of money

00:15:48.000 For the coots guys

00:15:48.820 And they didn't

00:15:50.080 Give them

00:15:50.600 Any of the money

00:15:51.840 Then created

00:15:52.820 Some ridiculous excuse

00:15:54.540 Tried to blame me

00:15:55.940 Referred to

00:15:56.840 Imaginary secret documents

00:15:58.840 That do not exist

00:16:00.040 Implicating me

00:16:01.300 Improving the state's

00:16:02.440 Whole case

00:16:03.080 That all just went

00:16:04.120 Out the window too

00:16:05.160 Ezra so where

00:16:06.140 When are we going

00:16:06.860 To get to see

00:16:07.620 These documents

00:16:09.680 Where are they

00:16:10.380 In here somewhere

00:16:11.160 Like can you send them

00:16:12.620 Like what are we

00:16:13.420 Talking about here

00:16:14.100 You wouldn't just be

00:16:14.860 Making things up again

00:16:16.200 You wouldn't be

00:16:17.360 Making things up

00:16:18.360 And slandering

00:16:19.120 A near 15 year

00:16:20.600 Canadian forces veteran

00:16:21.860 With a spotless record

00:16:23.040 Would you be doing that

00:16:25.180 Ezra

00:16:26.400 Dual citizen

00:16:27.800 Ezra Levant

00:16:28.700 It's funny with guys

00:16:33.000 Like that

00:16:33.300 Because they'll always

00:16:34.000 Put

00:16:34.240 And if you push

00:16:35.000 Them on it

00:16:35.420 Gun to their head

00:16:36.120 Israel first

00:16:37.200 Always

00:16:37.740 They're not here

00:16:39.900 For you

00:16:40.380 They're here to use

00:16:41.600 You for the state

00:16:42.940 Of Israel

00:16:43.320 That's who they

00:16:43.840 Really belong to

00:16:44.660 And that's who

00:16:45.060 They really fight for

00:16:45.900 And that's

00:16:47.540 One of the many

00:16:48.920 Enormous differences

00:16:50.380 Between me

00:16:51.660 And someone like

00:16:52.500 Ezra

00:16:52.800 Is uh

00:16:54.860 I would

00:16:58.720 I would never

00:16:59.200 Pretend to be

00:17:00.060 Part of a tribe

00:17:01.740 Of another people

00:17:02.440 To just

00:17:03.000 Milk them

00:17:03.800 And bilk them

00:17:04.540 To then

00:17:05.880 You know

00:17:06.220 Support

00:17:06.640 Support my real cause

00:17:07.960 I can sit here

00:17:12.780 With um

00:17:13.460 You know

00:17:16.220 Both my eyes open

00:17:17.220 Hand over my heart

00:17:19.380 And say

00:17:19.760 Canada comes first

00:17:20.540 My family comes first

00:17:22.020 My family

00:17:23.220 My friends

00:17:23.700 My community

00:17:24.260 In that order

00:17:25.000 That's Canada

00:17:27.900 I'm not going to

00:17:30.260 Compromise that

00:17:30.900 I'm not going to

00:17:31.360 Take money

00:17:31.840 I'm not

00:17:32.160 And we prove that

00:17:35.320 Every day by our

00:17:36.000 Actions

00:17:36.440 I don't get any

00:17:37.680 Grant money

00:17:38.220 I'm not getting

00:17:40.160 Any media bailouts

00:17:41.040 From the government

00:17:41.580 I can't even get

00:17:44.220 I mean most guys

00:17:44.880 You're getting

00:17:45.180 Five or ten thousand

00:17:46.020 Downloads a month

00:17:46.720 On Spotify

00:17:47.180 You can get a

00:17:47.720 Sponsorship deal

00:17:48.380 I'm pulling

00:17:49.000 Forty five

00:17:49.560 Fifty K

00:17:50.200 Nothing

00:17:51.700 You know

00:17:52.340 We're entirely

00:17:53.820 Self made

00:17:54.480 And independent

00:17:55.000 Over here

00:17:55.460 We have no

00:17:56.600 No chains

00:17:57.940 To anybody

00:17:58.780 So that means

00:17:59.520 We can shoot

00:18:00.120 At anybody

00:18:00.840 And they really

00:18:01.440 Don't like that

00:18:02.260 That's okay

00:18:04.080 You don't have

00:18:04.900 To like it

00:18:05.500 Um

00:18:06.080 And that's something

00:18:07.420 Else you'll discover

00:18:08.320 If you do end up

00:18:09.000 In the system

00:18:09.440 Which I highly

00:18:10.520 Recommend you avoid

00:18:11.340 At all costs

00:18:11.900 It's extremely draining

00:18:12.980 Mentally

00:18:13.980 Financially

00:18:14.600 It's just

00:18:15.380 It's just

00:18:15.960 That's the punishment

00:18:17.020 Whether you get

00:18:17.700 Convicted or not

00:18:18.320 Doesn't matter

00:18:18.760 Just subjecting you

00:18:19.800 To this horse shit

00:18:21.060 Is is really

00:18:21.720 The kind of

00:18:22.120 The punishment

00:18:22.480 But I'm making

00:18:23.280 The most of it

00:18:23.760 And I'm learning

00:18:24.100 From it as much

00:18:24.580 As I can

00:18:25.020 And I'm learning

00:18:26.460 A lot of things

00:18:27.120 And it's uh

00:18:27.900 Really great

00:18:28.420 And I really

00:18:29.000 I really wish people

00:18:29.960 I think they should

00:18:30.600 Anybody that's

00:18:32.020 Following along

00:18:32.680 Especially for the

00:18:33.320 Legal angle

00:18:33.800 Of what's been

00:18:34.200 Happening

00:18:34.540 You really

00:18:35.100 Should take a

00:18:36.060 Close look

00:18:36.540 At what's

00:18:36.880 Developing

00:18:37.380 In the trial

00:18:37.920 In the

00:18:38.360 In the case

00:18:38.840 In Nova Scotia

00:18:39.680 Quebec too

00:18:41.720 Really any of them

00:18:43.160 They're all

00:18:43.700 There's a common

00:18:44.640 Theme and thread

00:18:45.340 Throughout

00:18:45.700 That you'll see

00:18:47.040 Maybe we'll be

00:18:47.780 Talking about that

00:18:48.560 With some lawyers

00:18:49.160 In the

00:18:49.840 In the near future

00:18:50.860 How we're gonna

00:18:52.160 Approach that

00:18:53.560 But uh

00:18:54.300 As I said

00:18:55.200 I don't

00:18:58.040 I mean

00:18:58.280 Canada's a mess

00:18:59.200 What does it even

00:19:00.600 Mean anymore

00:19:01.180 I don't know

00:19:02.680 I don't even

00:19:05.000 Think it's a country

00:19:05.680 I mean it really

00:19:06.460 Is just an

00:19:06.960 A broken

00:19:07.660 Economic zone

00:19:08.580 Where different

00:19:09.620 Factions and

00:19:10.340 Tribes of people

00:19:11.180 Are gathered around

00:19:12.760 Pretending

00:19:14.160 We're this

00:19:15.820 But we're not

00:19:16.260 We're not

00:19:16.580 In a country

00:19:17.300 We're not a nation

00:19:17.980 We're not

00:19:18.280 We're not anything

00:19:19.020 Like it's a

00:19:19.740 Broken

00:19:19.980 It's basically

00:19:20.980 A strip mall

00:19:21.620 You got a

00:19:23.580 You know

00:19:24.060 A falafel shop

00:19:24.860 Over there

00:19:25.400 You've got

00:19:25.740 Some Indian

00:19:26.160 Food over there

00:19:27.120 You've got

00:19:27.560 Canadian

00:19:27.920 Tire over there

00:19:28.860 You've got

00:19:29.360 Subway over there

00:19:30.660 And everybody

00:19:31.080 In Subway

00:19:31.700 It's an Indonesian

00:19:32.580 Family actually

00:19:33.500 And hey

00:19:35.080 Over there's

00:19:35.540 Walmart

00:19:35.900 They're all

00:19:36.380 Mexican

00:19:36.780 And you know

00:19:38.420 And it's just

00:19:40.040 Everybody's just

00:19:40.700 Here to make money

00:19:41.320 And take advantage

00:19:41.920 And get what's

00:19:42.780 Theirs and

00:19:43.380 You know

00:19:43.980 Get what they

00:19:44.420 Can before

00:19:44.860 The ship

00:19:45.580 Goes down

00:19:46.020 It's pretty

00:19:47.720 Sad

00:19:48.000 It's pretty

00:19:48.300 Pathetic

00:19:48.680 But

00:19:49.780 That's not

00:19:54.700 Our problem

00:19:55.120 I'm more

00:19:57.600 You know

00:19:57.920 Like I said

00:19:58.440 Your family

00:20:00.000 Your friends

00:20:00.460 Your community

00:20:01.200 And that's

00:20:01.500 That's what

00:20:01.840 We have here

00:20:02.320 We're not

00:20:02.660 Tied to any

00:20:03.100 Of this

00:20:03.440 I'm more

00:20:06.180 Concerned with

00:20:06.680 With all of

00:20:07.360 You guys

00:20:07.740 And how we

00:20:09.520 Are going to

00:20:09.980 Collectively

00:20:10.520 Just carry on

00:20:12.720 The next

00:20:13.040 Decade

00:20:13.640 And the

00:20:13.840 Decade

00:20:14.140 After that

00:20:14.660 Because they're

00:20:15.220 Going to keep

00:20:15.480 Getting harder

00:20:15.880 And more

00:20:16.340 And more

00:20:16.500 Difficult

00:20:16.940 And you need

00:20:19.100 To know who

00:20:19.400 You can trust

00:20:19.900 I guess

00:20:20.300 And that's

00:20:21.840 Been a blessing

00:20:22.320 Over the last

00:20:22.780 Few years

00:20:23.160 That's really

00:20:24.040 Been ironed out

00:20:24.880 That's really

00:20:25.560 Been made

00:20:26.140 Really clear

00:20:27.600 Through this

00:20:28.580 Through the

00:20:29.240 Degree

00:20:30.100 The intensity

00:20:31.780 Of the pressure

00:20:32.480 The PSI

00:20:33.320 Levels

00:20:33.660 Very high

00:20:34.360 Over the last

00:20:36.360 Few years

00:20:36.780 And really

00:20:37.180 Forced people

00:20:37.960 To kind of

00:20:38.440 Squirt out

00:20:38.940 One way or

00:20:39.460 Another

00:20:39.680 Which way

00:20:40.360 They were

00:20:40.620 Going to

00:20:40.800 Go

00:20:40.960 If you

00:20:41.200 Squeeze

00:20:41.500 Tight enough

00:20:42.080 They'll

00:20:42.760 Which way

00:20:44.200 Are they

00:20:44.340 Going to

00:20:44.480 Go

00:20:44.680 They're

00:20:44.940 Going to

00:20:45.020 Bend

00:20:45.200 They're

00:20:45.380 Going to

00:20:45.520 Break

00:20:45.760 They're

00:20:45.980 Going to

00:20:46.100 Jump

00:20:46.280 Ship

00:20:46.500 They're

00:20:46.680 Going to

00:20:46.800 Backstab

00:20:47.280 They're

00:20:47.460 Going to

00:20:47.580 Do

00:20:47.760 And you'll

00:20:48.600 Find out

00:20:49.040 And you've

00:20:50.000 Seen all the

00:20:50.360 People that are

00:20:50.740 Willing to

00:20:51.080 Lie

00:20:51.380 You've seen

00:20:52.040 All the

00:20:52.240 People that

00:20:52.600 Are that are

00:20:53.080 Willing to

00:20:53.460 Sacrifice and

00:20:54.300 Endure pain

00:20:54.940 And punishment

00:20:55.420 And suffering

00:20:56.000 To tell the

00:20:56.840 Truth

00:20:57.120 And you've

00:20:57.420 Seen all the

00:20:57.800 Other people

00:20:58.200 Waffle in

00:20:58.820 Between

00:20:59.200 Stick their

00:20:59.920 Finger up

00:21:00.420 And test the

00:21:00.920 Weather and

00:21:01.300 See which

00:21:01.740 Way

00:21:02.060 Victory is

00:21:03.360 Going to

00:21:03.560 Land on

00:21:04.000 Who do

00:21:04.660 You think

00:21:04.920 Is going

00:21:05.200 To win

00:21:05.560 And then

00:21:06.180 Join that

00:21:06.880 Team at

00:21:07.300 The last

00:21:07.660 Minute

00:21:07.860 You've

00:21:08.060 Seen a

00:21:08.260 Lot of

00:21:08.460 That too

00:21:08.900 But it's

00:21:14.360 Good because

00:21:14.720 As we go

00:21:15.100 Into the

00:21:16.200 Next phase

00:21:16.800 We don't

00:21:17.360 Have to

00:21:17.580 Waste

00:21:17.780 Time

00:21:18.100 Anymore

00:21:18.480 With people

00:21:19.400 That we

00:21:19.680 Know are

00:21:20.080 Liars

00:21:20.760 And a

00:21:21.540 Lot of

00:21:21.760 Them

00:21:21.940 I mean

00:21:23.280 It's not

00:21:23.580 Exclusively

00:21:24.600 The case

00:21:24.880 It doesn't

00:21:25.240 Absolutely

00:21:25.820 Mean

00:21:26.140 This will

00:21:26.480 Always

00:21:26.800 Be the

00:21:27.080 Case

00:21:27.400 But

00:21:28.060 If you're

00:21:29.520 A public

00:21:29.880 Figure

00:21:30.300 Or

00:21:31.220 Anyone

00:21:31.840 In a

00:21:32.100 Position

00:21:32.360 Of

00:21:32.520 Authority

00:21:32.920 Or

00:21:33.440 You know

00:21:33.960 A lot

00:21:34.260 Of

00:21:34.380 Influence

00:21:34.820 And so

00:21:35.140 On

00:21:35.380 And

00:21:36.460 You know

00:21:37.240 You go

00:21:37.480 Through

00:21:37.600 The records

00:21:38.120 And they

00:21:38.980 Have more

00:21:39.660 Than one

00:21:40.040 Passport

00:21:40.620 And it's

00:21:41.140 You know

00:21:41.600 Not the

00:21:42.200 One of

00:21:42.560 The country

00:21:42.960 That you're

00:21:43.380 In and

00:21:43.660 All pretending

00:21:44.140 To be

00:21:44.380 On the

00:21:44.600 Team

00:21:44.820 Of

00:21:45.000 That may

00:21:45.820 Be someone

00:21:46.240 You need

00:21:46.700 To walk

00:21:47.080 Or run

00:21:47.560 Away

00:21:47.840 From

00:22:00.300 Because I

00:22:03.360 Live

00:22:03.560 Here

00:22:04.000 And my

00:22:06.360 Family

00:22:06.800 Lives

00:22:07.140 Here

00:22:07.480 And my

00:22:08.880 Friends

00:22:09.260 Live

00:22:09.540 Here

00:22:09.880 So we're

00:22:11.300 Going to

00:22:11.560 Fight for

00:22:12.060 Here

00:22:12.420 And

00:22:13.140 And these

00:22:13.660 People want

00:22:14.160 To pretend

00:22:14.600 They're there

00:22:14.980 With us

00:22:15.580 Well what

00:22:16.500 Do you need

00:22:16.860 That for

00:22:17.420 Where are

00:22:19.200 You going

00:22:19.680 You planning

00:22:20.740 On

00:22:21.040 Leaving us

00:22:22.140 We burned

00:22:26.280 The boats

00:22:26.820 You can

00:22:29.820 Burn that

00:22:30.220 Passport

00:22:30.820 Oh you

00:22:33.140 Don't want

00:22:33.380 To do

00:22:33.580 That

00:22:33.860 Well I

00:22:40.680 Guess

00:22:40.920 I guess

00:22:42.340 In that

00:22:42.580 Case

00:22:42.800 You can

00:22:43.080 Just

00:22:43.280 Fucking

00:22:43.560 Go

00:22:43.760 Back

00:22:44.040 Because we

00:22:44.920 Don't need

00:22:45.220 Any fucking

00:22:45.700 Fence

00:22:46.080 Sitters

00:22:46.420 In here

00:22:46.660 Anymore

00:22:46.980 Frustration

00:22:47.660 Domination

00:22:48.760 To the range

00:22:49.820 Of a new

00:22:50.340 Generation

00:22:51.080 We're living

00:22:52.140 We're dying

00:22:53.460 And we're never

00:22:54.120 Gonna stop

00:22:55.080 Stop trying

00:22:56.120 Stop trying

00:22:58.780 Stop trying

00:23:01.220 Stop trying

00:23:03.560 You know

00:23:07.220 The time is right

00:23:08.400 To take control

00:23:09.520 We gotta take offense

00:23:11.360 Against the status quo

00:23:12.940 Lost my windows there

00:23:13.880 For a minute

00:23:14.340 No way

00:23:16.840 I'm gonna stand

00:23:17.860 For a reason

00:23:18.300 Deguim sir

00:23:19.360 How are you

00:23:19.860 Says toward your

00:23:20.700 Milkshake snorkel

00:23:21.820 I might

00:23:25.740 Do I need a snorkel

00:23:27.120 I might

00:23:27.520 The way things are going

00:23:28.400 So you may swim

00:23:32.720 In the abundance

00:23:33.220 Of milkshakes

00:23:33.760 Thank you sir

00:23:34.260 Scarecrow says

00:23:35.000 I say the diagonals

00:23:36.120 Have been replaced

00:23:37.880 With uprights

00:23:38.920 I don't know

00:23:39.840 What that

00:23:40.180 Lines

00:23:40.960 Did you think

00:23:41.720 We wouldn't notice

00:23:42.500 That you're now

00:23:43.060 Shilling for

00:23:43.640 Verticulon

00:23:44.400 That's an original

00:23:45.480 Diagonalon joke

00:23:46.220 Right there

00:23:46.620 Who's doing the upright

00:23:48.360 You shouldn't be doing that

00:23:49.140 That's not proper

00:23:49.860 That's charges

00:23:52.500 That's weekends

00:23:53.240 You're working weekends

00:23:54.280 You're a duty driver now

00:23:55.340 You don't want that

00:23:56.040 Why is it there twice

00:23:58.280 He says

00:23:59.240 I've heard rumors

00:23:59.920 Of holy wars

00:24:00.700 Was there a resolution

00:24:01.520 I was not aware of

00:24:02.400 Alternate take

00:24:03.420 No

00:24:04.280 No not really

00:24:05.180 I can probably

00:24:06.580 Get into that

00:24:07.220 I had some

00:24:07.820 Very relevant

00:24:09.580 Very true

00:24:10.840 Totally

00:24:11.760 Unimpeachable

00:24:12.920 Criticisms

00:24:13.540 Of Maxime Bernier

00:24:14.460 And the PPC

00:24:15.820 And some of their

00:24:16.600 Cult members

00:24:17.220 You know

00:24:17.580 They're not really

00:24:18.120 People so much

00:24:20.420 As they are

00:24:20.780 Just

00:24:20.980 And that's their team

00:24:22.940 They really didn't like that

00:24:25.160 So they went into

00:24:25.820 A mental breakdown

00:24:26.860 Because they're very

00:24:27.540 Mentally fragile

00:24:28.580 And that's really

00:24:29.200 All it took

00:24:29.760 So they're under

00:24:31.100 The impression

00:24:31.580 That that's what's going on

00:24:32.620 But yeah

00:24:32.940 You can't even

00:24:33.360 Just make some criticism

00:24:34.120 I just don't like him

00:24:34.920 I don't think

00:24:35.380 He's

00:24:35.500 I think he's a weak guy

00:24:36.560 And they've made a lot

00:24:39.300 Of very weak decisions

00:24:40.700 Calls

00:24:41.540 And bad decision making

00:24:43.060 And a lot of disrespect

00:24:44.600 Towards my friends

00:24:45.940 And I actually

00:24:46.540 And I'm not having it anymore

00:24:47.920 If anything

00:24:50.020 They need us

00:24:50.820 We don't need them

00:24:52.020 I've explained

00:24:53.180 I had a little

00:24:54.560 Twitter space today

00:24:55.300 You can go back

00:24:55.660 And listen to that

00:24:56.200 I think I recorded

00:24:56.860 I think it's saved there

00:24:57.640 Well I explained a lot

00:24:58.900 Of this in detail

00:25:00.060 Or some detail

00:25:01.720 Maybe I'll

00:25:02.180 Maybe I'll go through

00:25:02.840 It a little bit more

00:25:03.380 I'm going to read

00:25:04.440 Some more of these first

00:25:05.180 And then I'll

00:25:05.760 I had to blow up

00:25:06.960 Your headphones

00:25:07.360 Hillbillies headphones

00:25:09.040 Sorry it's Phillip

00:25:10.280 I'll go into it

00:25:11.780 A little bit

00:25:12.140 Maybe more later

00:25:13.020 But yeah

00:25:14.520 Not pumped

00:25:15.560 Not impressed

00:25:16.640 And that's it

00:25:20.040 I'm not

00:25:20.660 I can only be insulted

00:25:21.480 So many times

00:25:22.620 And nobody's

00:25:24.100 Going to get a free pass

00:25:24.980 Just because you're

00:25:27.180 You know

00:25:27.540 I don't care who you are

00:25:28.360 You don't get to

00:25:30.220 You don't get to do this

00:25:31.200 To me and my friend

00:25:32.260 Who the fuck are you

00:25:33.020 Who the fuck

00:25:33.780 Do you think you are

00:25:34.440 I don't think so sir

00:25:36.240 Were you fighting in the war

00:25:37.600 No that was me

00:25:38.500 I don't care

00:25:39.120 I don't respect you

00:25:40.060 You're a fucking bureaucrat

00:25:41.260 You're a career politician

00:25:42.340 Who the fuck are you

00:25:44.540 Shut up

00:25:45.960 Zanel says

00:25:48.520 This one is for the

00:25:50.180 Lawyer's coke habit

00:25:51.040 To keep up the good work

00:25:51.980 Phil

00:25:54.020 What did you do

00:25:55.680 I don't

00:25:56.060 I specifically

00:25:57.020 I kept them apart

00:25:57.980 I made sure he and the

00:25:58.920 Lawyers didn't

00:25:59.560 They never

00:26:00.400 They didn't get anywhere

00:26:01.500 Near each other

00:26:01.860 That's just

00:26:02.440 I can't make that

00:26:03.520 If I put those

00:26:05.280 Ingredients together

00:26:05.980 I mean I don't know

00:26:06.820 I don't know what's

00:26:08.500 Going to come out of that

00:26:09.020 Nothing good

00:26:09.540 Hellbillies

00:26:10.840 Yeah I'm sorry

00:26:11.660 About the headphones man

00:26:12.420 Littlefoot says

00:26:14.520 Who keeps approving

00:26:15.160 Your leave passes

00:26:15.980 Well I quit the army

00:26:17.180 So I mean I'm

00:26:17.960 Free forever now

00:26:19.060 That's

00:26:21.280 Civilians can't even

00:26:22.400 Can't even fathom

00:26:23.180 You have to ask

00:26:25.120 Permission to go home

00:26:26.380 In the army

00:26:27.040 Hey is it okay

00:26:27.920 If I go home

00:26:28.620 For a couple days

00:26:29.380 And they're like

00:26:29.840 You need their

00:26:31.460 Permission

00:26:31.880 Like daddy

00:26:32.520 Will let you leave

00:26:33.460 And then it's like

00:26:34.000 You have to be back

00:26:34.780 At a certain time

00:26:35.320 You have to tell them

00:26:36.000 Where you're going to be

00:26:36.740 What the phone number is

00:26:37.720 The post

00:26:38.020 All of this stuff

00:26:38.720 You basically have to

00:26:40.580 Wear an ankle bracelet

00:26:41.420 If they even let you

00:26:42.080 Go anywhere

00:26:42.780 Full draw says

00:26:45.300 Hey oh hey

00:26:45.960 Good evening

00:26:46.400 Just hanging with the sheriff

00:26:47.620 He says cheers

00:26:48.440 Bigots hey

00:26:49.080 What's up Gary

00:26:49.740 You guys are hanging out

00:26:51.560 That's good to see

00:26:52.160 Brooker T

00:26:52.680 How are you man

00:26:53.160 He says inked a deal

00:26:53.960 With a new client today

00:26:54.840 Taking money from normies

00:26:56.120 And sending it to the

00:26:56.840 Bigot economy

00:26:57.420 Cheers

00:26:57.840 There you go

00:26:58.480 See

00:26:58.920 This is what we do

00:27:00.060 We grift the normies

00:27:01.620 We steal from them

00:27:02.660 And we practice

00:27:03.540 Extreme in group preference

00:27:05.300 It's what the Jews do

00:27:06.620 It's what Indians do

00:27:07.980 And you know

00:27:08.860 They're succeeding at it

00:27:09.940 So that's what we'll do

00:27:11.100 Dag preference only

00:27:13.220 Steal from everyone else

00:27:14.780 Give to your

00:27:15.520 You know

00:27:16.480 Do it

00:27:19.440 Commit crimes

00:27:20.380 I'm kidding

00:27:20.840 Oh

00:27:24.760 CRJ

00:27:26.480 Says most countries

00:27:27.300 Don't even have

00:27:27.840 Conspiracy laws

00:27:28.940 Even Russia

00:27:29.540 Doesn't persecute

00:27:30.260 For the allegation

00:27:30.860 Of thinking of doing

00:27:31.780 A crime

00:27:32.260 Because you can't

00:27:33.200 Prove a thought

00:27:33.860 It's Canada

00:27:35.360 Has some of the worst

00:27:36.420 I mean

00:27:38.040 Some of the

00:27:38.400 Some of the

00:27:38.940 Laws we have

00:27:40.460 Are absolute

00:27:41.020 I mean we have

00:27:41.800 Thought crime laws

00:27:42.580 In Canada

00:27:43.000 We have all kinds of things

00:27:43.920 And something

00:27:45.080 That

00:27:45.680 Just on the

00:27:48.340 On the side

00:27:49.080 I don't know

00:27:49.640 What I can say

00:27:50.300 Or not say

00:27:50.900 About what's happening

00:27:51.660 In these courtrooms

00:27:52.540 So I'm just

00:27:54.560 On the side

00:27:55.140 Of sensibility

00:27:56.080 I'm just going to

00:27:56.580 Say very little

00:27:57.240 And let them do

00:27:58.980 It's going quite well

00:28:00.540 I'll say that

00:28:01.460 It's going

00:28:02.220 Amazing

00:28:04.180 Hard to understand

00:28:06.520 How it could

00:28:07.080 Keep going any better

00:28:08.160 I'm not exaggerating

00:28:09.340 You can ask

00:28:09.820 There's several people

00:28:10.720 In the community

00:28:11.140 That have been attending

00:28:11.820 Almost every day

00:28:12.880 And they can tell you

00:28:13.880 All about it

00:28:14.760 Because it's public

00:28:15.640 Open court

00:28:16.200 And they were there

00:28:16.980 And they witnessed it

00:28:18.180 Scotian lady

00:28:21.120 Likes to talk

00:28:21.760 And she was there

00:28:22.400 Ask her

00:28:22.980 She can tell

00:28:23.820 They all found it

00:28:24.580 You guys will both

00:28:25.680 You know

00:28:26.260 You'll both have

00:28:26.720 A great time

00:28:27.240 It's crazy

00:28:29.200 But

00:28:31.000 One of the themes

00:28:32.680 That I've seen

00:28:33.400 Develop

00:28:34.160 Over across

00:28:35.660 Provinces

00:28:36.800 And time zones

00:28:37.800 And seeming to

00:28:38.440 Is that

00:28:39.580 In a

00:28:41.180 In what is supposed

00:28:42.080 To be a court of law

00:28:43.480 And finding

00:28:44.500 You know

00:28:44.740 A finding of

00:28:46.700 Criminal guilt

00:28:47.400 Or no guilt

00:28:48.040 A lot of the conversation

00:28:51.720 Is revolving around

00:28:52.800 How people feel

00:28:53.900 About things

00:28:54.780 Their feelings

00:28:56.700 And how they feel

00:28:58.300 And who feels

00:28:59.260 What they feel

00:29:00.160 And how did that

00:29:00.740 Make you feel

00:29:01.540 And who's feeling

00:29:02.200 But you can't

00:29:03.860 Legislate feelings

00:29:05.060 And you know

00:29:06.460 It's a court of law

00:29:08.480 And not a court of feelings

00:29:10.120 It says right up there

00:29:11.240 You know

00:29:11.540 Courthouse

00:29:12.180 You know

00:29:13.140 For courts

00:29:14.080 Not feelings house

00:29:15.220 This isn't

00:29:15.820 Big Bird's

00:29:16.540 Sesame Street Academy

00:29:17.920 Of Harvey Weinstein

00:29:18.980 Diddle Your Children

00:29:20.120 Club

00:29:21.000 Like happens on

00:29:21.840 Mossad Island

00:29:22.680 Or any number

00:29:23.500 One of these

00:29:24.020 Hollywood

00:29:24.600 You know

00:29:26.280 Super pros

00:29:27.260 Production companies

00:29:28.860 It's a courthouse

00:29:30.980 A criminal court

00:29:31.940 Of law

00:29:32.440 So you should

00:29:33.960 Be finding that

00:29:34.880 Instead of

00:29:35.520 Who feels

00:29:36.280 What

00:29:37.140 Feels like a lot

00:29:38.160 Of waste

00:29:38.520 Of time

00:29:38.960 But hey

00:29:40.920 Sun Tzu

00:29:43.260 Has a reputation

00:29:44.020 Of being a guy

00:29:44.760 Who knew

00:29:45.180 Knew some things

00:29:46.060 One of the things

00:29:47.080 He said

00:29:47.460 Is to

00:29:47.760 Just don't

00:29:48.200 Interrupt your enemy

00:29:48.880 When they're making

00:29:49.340 A mistake

00:29:49.720 Just let them

00:29:50.380 Make the mistake

00:29:51.740 So I don't want to

00:29:53.160 I don't want to

00:29:53.700 Talk too much more

00:29:54.440 I think it's

00:29:55.000 It's

00:29:58.480 It's

00:29:58.800 It's something

00:29:59.380 It's pretty wild

00:30:01.020 And it's implicating

00:30:02.080 Extremely high level

00:30:03.460 Members in

00:30:04.040 In government

00:30:05.000 Like directly

00:30:07.780 Not

00:30:08.520 If you read

00:30:09.260 Between the lines

00:30:10.120 Or it's inferred

00:30:11.220 It's

00:30:11.580 He

00:30:12.560 Told me

00:30:13.700 To do this

00:30:14.820 To them

00:30:15.740 They did

00:30:18.120 Yep

00:30:18.700 The other

00:30:21.940 Really fun part

00:30:22.900 About it is

00:30:23.460 Because I know

00:30:24.680 The whole story

00:30:25.320 I know everything

00:30:26.520 That's going on

00:30:27.220 Because I'm

00:30:27.740 Debriefing

00:30:28.600 And talking

00:30:28.980 With the lawyers

00:30:29.640 Every night

00:30:30.280 You know

00:30:30.600 We're all there

00:30:31.320 Morgan's there

00:30:32.140 We're talking about

00:30:32.860 All the different

00:30:34.860 Witnesses that are coming

00:30:35.920 We got

00:30:36.380 Everybody's statements

00:30:37.520 Right

00:30:37.900 But the witnesses

00:30:38.640 Don't have anything

00:30:39.140 They're going in blind

00:30:39.800 More or less

00:30:40.460 I mean they're probably

00:30:41.180 Colluding outside the courthouse

00:30:42.500 Like they're not supposed to

00:30:43.420 But they probably are

00:30:44.520 But until they get in there

00:30:46.740 They don't know

00:30:47.480 What we know

00:30:48.140 And they don't know

00:30:48.860 What the people ahead of them

00:30:49.740 Already said

00:30:50.320 And it's just turning into

00:30:53.500 It's the Spider-Man meme

00:30:55.020 Of everyone going

00:30:55.840 No

00:30:56.140 No

00:30:56.600 So that no one's lying

00:30:58.220 Obviously

00:30:58.660 Everyone's blaming someone else

00:31:00.220 So obviously

00:31:01.780 There's no

00:31:02.160 You know how you know

00:31:03.200 There's no shenanigans

00:31:04.240 Going on

00:31:04.880 When everybody's pointing

00:31:06.220 At everyone else

00:31:07.160 Everywhere

00:31:07.540 All at the same time

00:31:08.520 Before you even ask a question

00:31:10.380 You're like

00:31:10.780 Okay everybody

00:31:11.760 Let's settle down

00:31:12.660 I just want to say

00:31:14.680 It wasn't me

00:31:15.340 It was him

00:31:15.840 He did it

00:31:16.560 I see

00:31:18.080 I see

00:31:18.900 I wouldn't

00:31:20.920 I didn't remember

00:31:21.500 I don't remember

00:31:22.140 If I did

00:31:23.260 I would

00:31:23.820 And I would have said

00:31:24.680 But I don't

00:31:25.400 I don't know

00:31:26.000 I don't know

00:31:26.760 I didn't

00:31:27.100 I don't

00:31:27.540 Hmm what

00:31:28.160 What was the question

00:31:29.080 It's insane

00:31:30.220 It's so

00:31:31.560 It's very amusing

00:31:32.640 It is

00:31:33.940 It is so hard

00:31:35.040 Not to laugh

00:31:35.900 I've had to cover my face

00:31:37.840 I've had to look away

00:31:38.840 And just turn

00:31:39.600 And stare at the scene

00:31:40.320 I've had to put my back

00:31:41.500 Into positions

00:31:42.180 Where I'm in physical pain

00:31:43.360 Like this

00:31:43.760 Just to like

00:31:44.320 Stifle the urge

00:31:45.280 To burst into laughter

00:31:46.760 I mean

00:31:48.820 You're talking

00:31:49.400 Senior government officials

00:31:50.840 Senior police officers

00:31:53.920 Detectives

00:31:55.280 And they're just

00:31:58.840 Basically

00:31:59.740 Covered in chocolate cake

00:32:01.560 Sitting on the stand

00:32:02.580 All over their face

00:32:03.340 And hands

00:32:03.900 And they're like

00:32:04.660 Oh I didn't

00:32:05.260 It wasn't me

00:32:05.740 I didn't eat it

00:32:06.420 It was

00:32:06.920 Well

00:32:08.100 I only

00:32:09.100 I only saw

00:32:09.920 Well I mean

00:32:10.400 Something might have

00:32:10.920 Gotten on me

00:32:11.440 But I didn't

00:32:12.260 I wasn't

00:32:12.740 I didn't

00:32:13.280 I mean it looks bad

00:32:14.380 But I didn't

00:32:14.740 It didn't go in my mouth

00:32:15.620 So technically

00:32:16.320 I didn't eat any

00:32:17.040 You can't prove I did

00:32:18.800 TV turns on

00:32:22.000 There's a video

00:32:22.560 Of a

00:32:22.840 Blah blah blah blah

00:32:23.700 Well that

00:32:24.420 That's

00:32:24.760 That's

00:32:25.100 That's only

00:32:25.740 I was just testing it

00:32:26.920 To make sure

00:32:28.180 That

00:32:29.300 That it wasn't poison

00:32:30.020 See you

00:32:30.380 You asked

00:32:30.880 You asked if I ate it

00:32:31.880 And technically

00:32:32.720 Because I threw it up later

00:32:33.860 So no

00:32:35.140 So I

00:32:36.160 So what

00:32:36.880 I don't

00:32:37.640 Um

00:32:37.940 Is it too late to

00:32:38.700 I don't remember

00:32:39.240 I don't remember actually

00:32:40.140 I actually don't remember anything

00:32:41.500 Uh

00:32:42.260 I was never

00:32:43.020 Hmm

00:32:43.680 No I'm senile now

00:32:45.160 I don't

00:32:45.560 I don't know anything

00:32:46.540 About anything

00:32:47.080 I never did

00:32:48.320 And I have a very

00:32:49.640 I get paid

00:32:50.460 Like a million dollars

00:32:51.820 A year to work here

00:32:52.920 And I don't

00:32:53.500 I don't know what's going on at all

00:32:54.920 I have no idea

00:32:55.740 I don't know who works here

00:32:57.360 I don't know who works there

00:32:58.720 I don't read

00:32:59.520 I don't

00:32:59.780 What's an email

00:33:00.420 I've never

00:33:01.040 Emails

00:33:01.580 What are those

00:33:02.420 Like it's

00:33:03.080 It's incredible

00:33:04.800 It's incredible to watch

00:33:06.240 I don't recall

00:33:09.220 I do not recall

00:33:10.460 There's a lot of that happening

00:33:11.940 I actually had kept tallies

00:33:13.400 I had a little notepad

00:33:14.160 I'm writing down stuff

00:33:15.720 Making them look like

00:33:16.360 I'm fucking

00:33:16.760 You know

00:33:17.280 I don't recall

00:33:19.900 I've got a tally

00:33:20.620 Like a kill counter

00:33:21.480 On the side of a

00:33:22.180 Of a fucking Messerschmitt

00:33:23.680 I'm just like

00:33:24.340 27

00:33:25.620 28 times

00:33:26.860 I don't

00:33:27.260 I don't recall

00:33:28.840 29

00:33:29.400 30

00:33:31.160 30 times

00:33:32.660 30 times

00:33:33.440 He doesn't know a lot

00:33:34.260 This guy really doesn't know

00:33:35.180 At one point

00:33:37.580 The lawyer

00:33:39.160 Did

00:33:40.600 Office space

00:33:42.260 Slight rewording

00:33:46.340 But

00:33:47.780 Essentially

00:33:48.620 After multiple lines of

00:33:50.640 Questioning

00:33:51.500 Somebody was like

00:33:52.500 You know

00:33:54.560 Just a lot of

00:33:55.280 Doesn't

00:33:55.620 Doesn't know

00:33:56.280 Just doesn't know

00:33:57.100 I don't know

00:33:57.620 I don't know anything

00:33:58.120 I don't

00:33:58.500 You know

00:33:59.040 I don't know why I was here

00:34:01.300 I don't know why they called me there

00:34:03.140 I don't remember being there

00:34:04.380 I don't know what happened

00:34:05.380 I don't know anything

00:34:06.360 But anything

00:34:06.840 And

00:34:09.480 They're just

00:34:10.780 The lawyers like

00:34:11.600 I don't know

00:34:14.400 Quote

00:34:15.540 I don't know

00:34:17.040 What it is

00:34:18.460 That you do here

00:34:20.000 I don't know

00:34:21.320 What your

00:34:21.780 I don't know

00:34:23.440 What your job is

00:34:25.600 I don't understand

00:34:27.080 It's amazing

00:34:29.820 It's so good

00:34:31.420 And they

00:34:31.980 And they don't

00:34:32.760 And other people

00:34:33.540 Come in

00:34:34.040 And implicate

00:34:34.500 And totally ruin

00:34:35.460 Their story

00:34:36.080 Like

00:34:37.080 Pretend

00:34:37.860 Like I'm gonna go in there

00:34:38.760 And I'm gonna tell them

00:34:39.340 It was

00:34:39.640 Yeah it was Phillip

00:34:40.980 He did it

00:34:41.420 Yeah I'm gonna say

00:34:42.100 He told me to

00:34:43.200 And that's what I'm gonna do

00:34:43.980 Meanwhile

00:34:44.560 Phillip's in there

00:34:45.560 Ahead of you

00:34:46.120 Being like

00:34:46.580 Yeah he totally

00:34:47.500 He's gonna say

00:34:48.560 That I told him to do it

00:34:49.460 But it was him

00:34:50.000 Here's a videotape

00:34:50.840 Of him doing it

00:34:51.520 Yeah

00:34:52.340 Here he is

00:34:52.900 Planning it

00:34:53.460 I even have a video

00:34:54.480 Of him masturbating

00:34:55.420 To himself

00:34:55.920 Listening to his own

00:34:56.920 Voice recordings

00:34:57.500 Of planning to do this

00:34:58.500 I mean he really

00:34:59.180 This is total

00:35:00.040 100% premeditated

00:35:01.360 Other guy comes in

00:35:03.580 And goes

00:35:03.720 Oh no I don't

00:35:04.340 I don't know

00:35:04.700 Anything about that

00:35:05.220 Like you don't ever

00:35:05.920 Remember saying it

00:35:06.760 No I would never

00:35:07.600 Say that

00:35:08.280 Court's already heard

00:35:09.500 A tape of him

00:35:10.100 Talking about it

00:35:10.740 For an hour

00:35:11.160 I would never

00:35:12.040 That doesn't sound

00:35:12.700 Like anything I'd say

00:35:13.520 Like

00:35:15.680 Just tell the truth

00:35:17.600 Holy god

00:35:19.000 This whole thing

00:35:20.100 Would have been over

00:35:20.900 In about an hour

00:35:21.840 If people just told

00:35:22.660 The truth

00:35:23.120 The whole case

00:35:23.860 Is over in an hour

00:35:24.580 But because

00:35:25.420 Well

00:35:26.360 Well

00:35:28.360 It's gonna be

00:35:29.360 A couple of years

00:35:30.340 I'm afraid

00:35:31.120 Sorry

00:35:33.920 It's going to

00:35:34.600 Take a few minutes

00:35:35.740 Don't have

00:35:39.640 Now I need

00:35:41.900 A lawyer costume

00:35:42.920 I don't have

00:35:47.080 Enough costumes

00:35:47.960 I'm gonna turn

00:35:48.800 Into a

00:35:49.240 Turn into a

00:35:53.300 Yeah

00:35:54.220 What we got here

00:36:04.520 Is a case of the

00:36:05.520 I don't recalls

00:36:07.460 I've been doing this a long time

00:36:09.480 32 years

00:36:10.920 They're guilty as fuck

00:36:14.760 Cause I mean

00:36:16.960 Everybody always recalls

00:36:19.080 They say they don't recall

00:36:21.380 Oh they recall

00:36:22.120 They recall

00:36:22.700 As much as anybody

00:36:23.880 Two don't recalls

00:36:27.920 Three

00:36:28.620 That's stonewalling

00:36:32.220 That's what that is

00:36:33.500 That's filibustering

00:36:35.500 That's what this is

00:36:36.860 Coming up next

00:36:42.020 To the courts of Canada

00:36:43.600 The case of Ottawa

00:36:48.560 Versus

00:36:49.440 John Bobbitt

00:36:51.680 John was pulled over

00:36:53.520 With an I love oil and gas

00:36:55.000 Sticker

00:36:55.440 And was shot to death

00:36:57.060 By police

00:36:57.620 For possession

00:36:58.180 Of a terrorist substance

00:36:59.380 Here's a dramatic reenactment

00:37:05.020 This country's retarded

00:37:06.260 That wasn't

00:37:08.220 That wasn't based on nothing

00:37:09.520 Like that's

00:37:10.120 I mean it's not real yet

00:37:12.040 But it will eventually be

00:37:13.820 There is a motion

00:37:15.920 To make

00:37:16.700 Saying like

00:37:17.980 Let's have fossil fuel

00:37:19.540 That should be illegal

00:37:20.540 Apparently

00:37:21.380 Canadians think

00:37:22.720 Some of them think

00:37:23.980 Yeah

00:37:26.960 Right

00:37:28.400 Cause

00:37:30.120 Fuck it

00:37:31.080 Let's

00:37:32.840 Let's go full

00:37:34.020 I mean if they're

00:37:34.800 Listen

00:37:35.200 Canada's clearly going

00:37:36.360 For the retarded Olympics

00:37:37.620 In every playground

00:37:41.140 In every situation

00:37:41.860 Somebody has to be

00:37:42.780 The lovable moron

00:37:43.800 Like the absolute

00:37:44.560 Dumbest person

00:37:45.400 They're so dumb

00:37:46.280 Maybe this is Canada's

00:37:47.880 Survival strategy guys

00:37:49.000 And I don't know

00:37:49.580 Maybe the Prime Minister's

00:37:50.500 A lot smarter than we think

00:37:51.400 Maybe they're all

00:37:52.000 A lot smarter than we think

00:37:52.960 Maybe they know

00:37:54.040 It's impossible for us

00:37:55.560 To defend ourselves

00:37:56.420 Because we're so weak

00:37:57.820 And the only way

00:37:58.760 We can survive

00:37:59.520 Is to appear on the world stage

00:38:01.600 As so incredibly

00:38:03.620 Incompetently stupid

00:38:04.860 That we are essentially

00:38:06.360 Like a harmless

00:38:07.700 Handicapped kid

00:38:08.720 At the back of the bus

00:38:09.560 That's just eating crayons

00:38:11.080 That no one will pay

00:38:12.080 Attention to us

00:38:12.860 And no one will bother us

00:38:13.820 Like we're not retarded

00:38:14.980 But we're acting this way

00:38:16.100 Because we're so weak

00:38:17.380 We could never

00:38:18.020 Like we just

00:38:18.720 We're hiding

00:38:19.460 We're hiding

00:38:20.460 Behind a veil

00:38:21.760 Of imbecility

00:38:23.940 I guess

00:38:24.500 I guess

00:38:25.200 That's the best

00:38:26.940 That's the best I can do guys

00:38:28.500 That's the best I can do

00:38:29.780 For your self-respect

00:38:31.100 Is suggest that

00:38:32.920 Potentially you're just

00:38:33.960 Pretending to be this dumb

00:38:35.360 So that the rest of the world

00:38:36.960 Won't beat you up

00:38:38.340 For your lunch money

00:38:39.020 Because they'll feel bad

00:38:40.100 I

00:38:40.640 Cause other

00:38:42.080 This is the only strategy

00:38:43.760 That I would

00:38:44.300 I mean I wouldn't accept it

00:38:46.740 I would

00:38:47.060 But I mean

00:38:47.840 Like that's your best option

00:38:52.000 So

00:38:52.780 Let's see

00:38:54.640 Accused the oil and gas industry

00:38:58.060 Of disseminating

00:38:58.800 Widespread

00:38:59.700 Disinformation

00:39:00.860 And

00:39:01.780 Killing people

00:39:02.920 Just as Big Tobacco

00:39:04.340 Had done for years

00:39:05.220 Before it was subject

00:39:06.080 To a national advertising ban

00:39:07.640 Look how scared he is

00:39:08.940 Oil derricks in the background

00:39:11.520 They're pumping the oil

00:39:13.000 Oh my god

00:39:16.360 I drink your milkshake

00:39:19.400 Yes

00:39:20.460 I drink it up

00:39:22.300 Angus

00:39:23.520 Oh

00:39:24.300 NDP's Angus

00:39:25.700 What's his name

00:39:27.320 Charlie

00:39:28.340 Angus

00:39:29.520 Well

00:39:29.820 I'm afraid

00:39:33.060 We're

00:39:34.640 Going

00:39:35.240 To

00:39:35.680 Drill

00:39:36.200 Oh

00:39:38.680 He can't handle it

00:39:39.660 What is this

00:39:40.120 Get off my screen

00:39:40.940 No

00:39:41.380 Who are you

00:39:42.360 Turning Point USA

00:39:44.240 Derek Chauvin

00:39:45.380 What is this

00:39:46.160 Go away

00:39:46.760 Who are you

00:39:47.560 Am I being sabotaged

00:39:50.120 I don't know how to make this go

00:39:51.000 Oh it's an advertisement

00:39:51.700 Jesus Christ

00:39:52.680 Anyway

00:39:53.980 What were we doing

00:39:54.860 Yeah

00:39:55.040 Look how scared he looks

00:39:56.000 Guys

00:39:59.600 They're crazy

00:40:00.500 They're

00:40:01.800 They've gone crazy

00:40:03.060 Like you can't

00:40:08.920 You can't get that

00:40:09.800 Like

00:40:10.080 If you're taking it this seriously

00:40:12.000 Where you're like

00:40:12.580 Hyperventilatingly with rage

00:40:13.980 Like understand that

00:40:14.900 This is being done to you

00:40:15.700 By someone who's literally retarded

00:40:17.120 Like they're

00:40:18.200 It's

00:40:20.940 Entirely likely

00:40:22.260 That they'll get themselves killed

00:40:23.840 As fast as anyone else

00:40:25.320 These are the kinds of people

00:40:26.800 That bring a toaster

00:40:27.580 Into the bathtub

00:40:28.400 Do you understand

00:40:29.020 Like they're really

00:40:30.160 Really not doing well

00:40:31.540 This is what

00:40:36.740 This

00:40:36.940 This guy

00:40:37.520 Got up for work today

00:40:41.020 And proposed this

00:40:45.820 In all seriousness

00:40:48.300 Just you know

00:40:49.240 You know what

00:40:51.160 You know what we have to do

00:40:52.700 You know what my

00:40:53.420 Because I mean

00:40:54.180 Listen

00:40:54.560 You could die anytime

00:40:55.560 You could be over any day

00:40:56.660 And very few of us

00:40:57.700 Have the privilege

00:40:58.440 And the honor

00:40:59.780 Of representing your

00:41:01.120 You know

00:41:01.540 Your people

00:41:02.120 As some kind of

00:41:04.020 You know

00:41:04.260 Leader

00:41:04.560 Authority figure

00:41:05.320 And so on

00:41:05.920 Time is precious

00:41:07.880 You gotta triage things

00:41:11.560 You gotta

00:41:11.800 You know

00:41:12.300 What are we gonna

00:41:12.880 What do we need to get to

00:41:14.680 You know

00:41:15.680 You're not serious people

00:41:22.780 And it's like

00:41:23.220 Oh well let me get a look at them

00:41:24.220 Oh yeah

00:41:24.800 Okay

00:41:25.160 Yeah I'm already out

00:41:26.180 You're

00:41:27.380 I'm out

00:41:27.760 I'm out

00:41:28.160 You're

00:41:28.340 You're fired

00:41:29.220 Get out

00:41:30.460 I have so many news stories

00:41:35.840 Because I have

00:41:36.220 From all

00:41:36.880 Like look

00:41:37.340 Shit

00:41:39.100 I can't show you

00:41:40.240 Look at all this

00:41:41.940 What do you want me to do with this

00:41:43.980 Look at this

00:41:45.580 I'll overdose

00:41:47.260 I'm just gonna cherry pick

00:41:48.760 I mean I charged up for a day

00:41:54.040 I charged up all day yesterday

00:41:56.440 Charged

00:41:57.060 Charging up

00:41:57.820 So I could explode

00:41:59.920 At any time

00:42:00.660 I'm trying not to

00:42:02.540 I'm honestly trying to

00:42:03.780 You know

00:42:06.540 Don't let it

00:42:08.680 Don't let it fly too easily

00:42:09.940 You know

00:42:10.400 You gotta be

00:42:10.860 You wanna

00:42:11.900 You wanna spare it out

00:42:12.980 Tighten it up a little bit

00:42:14.160 The explosions of pure acid

00:42:16.380 Cause then it'll really melt

00:42:18.220 It really melts

00:42:19.560 When you just

00:42:20.200 You don't use it as much

00:42:22.240 So there's a lot here

00:42:24.600 I'm gonna go through these super chats

00:42:25.900 And then

00:42:26.240 We'll catch up to

00:42:27.140 Probably some other more important things

00:42:28.360 I was talking about

00:42:28.920 And then

00:42:29.220 And then we'll just

00:42:29.940 Just yell at whatever

00:42:31.060 Speed run

00:42:33.400 No no

00:42:33.880 I don't wanna do this again

00:42:34.760 Ram the third

00:42:35.300 Says they fear the flag

00:42:36.280 Of the international cocaine users

00:42:37.660 It's

00:42:38.060 It's becoming synonymous

00:42:39.500 With humiliation

00:42:40.560 Everyone that attacks this flag

00:42:44.000 Becomes humiliated

00:42:45.500 Have you noticed this?

00:42:46.940 At a bare minimum

00:42:47.920 You will be humiliated publicly

00:42:49.780 Every single one

00:42:52.180 Who amongst our enemies

00:42:57.740 Has not been made

00:42:58.700 To be the subject of laughter

00:42:59.920 By many

00:43:01.620 Many

00:43:02.020 Many people

00:43:03.020 And ridicule and mockery

00:43:04.360 Did you think I was joking?

00:43:05.580 We said we would

00:43:06.260 Mock them to death

00:43:07.260 And it's working

00:43:08.460 Several organizations

00:43:10.000 Have been

00:43:10.460 You know

00:43:10.880 Basically destroyed

00:43:12.000 People's careers

00:43:13.240 Have been implicated

00:43:14.240 There's lawyers

00:43:16.180 And prosecutors

00:43:16.980 That are getting

00:43:17.460 Bar complaints

00:43:18.360 There's abuse

00:43:19.380 Oh and by the way

00:43:20.820 That was what we were

00:43:22.040 Arguing all week

00:43:22.720 In court

00:43:23.080 Like I said

00:43:25.340 Pre-trial stuff

00:43:26.260 Some of the things

00:43:27.560 First of all

00:43:28.520 Your honor

00:43:28.900 Before we go too far

00:43:30.080 Many charter rights

00:43:31.820 Were blatantly violated

00:43:33.040 So let's go over that

00:43:34.020 For a little bit

00:43:34.580 And let's see

00:43:35.900 Denial of legal counsel

00:43:37.560 Like you're

00:43:38.040 No fuck you

00:43:38.760 No lawyer for you

00:43:39.740 Schlammer

00:43:40.500 Like oh that's

00:43:41.180 Totally not okay

00:43:42.260 And that's illegal

00:43:42.980 A formal accusation

00:43:45.280 Of abusive process

00:43:46.720 Okay

00:43:47.500 So basically

00:43:48.280 The system's colluding

00:43:49.360 To attack you

00:43:50.080 Just cause

00:43:50.620 And just maliciously

00:43:51.800 Just giving it to you

00:43:52.700 Like all of this

00:43:53.740 For 10 days of this

00:43:55.860 And it's like

00:43:56.440 Oh well what

00:43:57.140 What's your evidence

00:43:58.240 Back

00:43:59.020 Back the dump truck up

00:44:00.500 How much time do you have

00:44:05.040 I have a bunch of stuff

00:44:06.460 That I have to destroy

00:44:07.380 It's like

00:44:08.260 I should have brought it

00:44:09.660 I thought about it

00:44:10.380 Bring it over here

00:44:11.000 Because I think

00:44:11.620 I talked about this

00:44:12.220 A little bit

00:44:12.460 On this twitter space earlier

00:44:13.440 Where people are mad

00:44:14.980 About you know

00:44:15.680 How much this costs

00:44:17.180 And everything

00:44:17.940 And like

00:44:18.500 Guys

00:44:19.040 This is how it is

00:44:20.360 Do you have any idea

00:44:21.600 How much work this is

00:44:22.280 Just for these

00:44:23.140 A couple points

00:44:24.640 Before we even get

00:44:26.060 Into the trial

00:44:26.660 Or do anything like that

00:44:27.560 This is like

00:44:28.280 10 days of work

00:44:29.120 And I'm talking

00:44:29.920 Binders like this

00:44:31.100 Like 10 of these

00:44:32.800 And it's all

00:44:33.900 Notated

00:44:34.940 And like

00:44:35.500 Mental

00:44:36.360 Backups on USB

00:44:37.720 We gotta make copies

00:44:38.600 For everybody

00:44:39.280 And all of this

00:44:39.860 Has gotta be

00:44:40.280 This has all gotta be

00:44:41.720 Reviewed and noted

00:44:42.700 And this is

00:44:43.420 You know

00:44:43.840 So when they're like

00:44:48.860 And there's like

00:44:49.480 5 people working on this

00:44:51.080 Full time

00:44:51.560 Around the clock

00:44:52.300 Like

00:44:54.820 What's your suggestion

00:44:55.800 Well I'll give you

00:44:56.460 I'll give you

00:44:56.960 500 bucks

00:44:57.960 Are you kidding

00:44:59.660 You want

00:45:02.640 Elite level

00:45:03.460 Assistance

00:45:04.220 For free

00:45:07.280 What

00:45:08.600 Listen

00:45:09.840 Okay

00:45:11.060 You don't have to

00:45:11.920 Like it

00:45:12.380 But the world

00:45:13.000 Is the way

00:45:13.520 That it is

00:45:14.120 I wish

00:45:17.160 I could just

00:45:17.680 Fly around

00:45:18.280 Like Superman

00:45:19.000 But unfortunately

00:45:20.280 I have to drive around

00:45:21.520 Like the rest

00:45:22.420 Of the idiots

00:45:23.200 Driving

00:45:24.520 Like a slave

00:45:26.260 I don't even have

00:45:27.100 A private jet

00:45:27.700 I'm not even a person

00:45:28.460 Basically

00:45:29.960 Until you can afford

00:45:31.080 To fly privately

00:45:32.100 Everywhere you go

00:45:33.080 You're not even

00:45:34.140 On the board

00:45:34.800 That's what's

00:45:37.100 Really funny to me

00:45:37.980 About all these

00:45:38.500 Low level

00:45:39.040 Fucking loser

00:45:39.900 Fool

00:45:40.200 Like these politicians

00:45:41.120 Like you guys

00:45:41.640 Are losers

00:45:42.160 You're nothing

00:45:42.920 You're nothing

00:45:43.900 And I could be you

00:45:45.340 Easily

00:45:46.280 Easily

00:45:47.280 If I wanted your job

00:45:49.140 I could have just

00:45:49.840 Taken it from you

00:45:51.160 Like a child

00:45:52.880 With a lollipop

00:45:53.860 I'll take that Marco

00:45:54.900 Thank you

00:45:55.680 It's easy

00:45:58.180 Here's

00:46:00.940 Here's all you do

00:46:01.760 Here's what you do

00:46:02.480 First of all

00:46:03.340 Ideally you have to

00:46:04.680 Look halfway respectable

00:46:05.660 Kind of like this

00:46:06.820 Okay

00:46:07.400 Dress like an adult

00:46:08.600 Clean yourself up

00:46:09.780 Being in relatively

00:46:11.160 Good shape

00:46:11.680 Or even great shape

00:46:12.520 Is better

00:46:13.020 Somewhere under the age

00:46:15.020 Of

00:46:15.160 You don't want to be

00:46:15.860 Too old

00:46:16.340 Under the age of

00:46:17.240 50 preferable

00:46:18.060 But not too young

00:46:18.840 Either

00:46:19.100 Somewhere between

00:46:19.740 30 and 50

00:46:20.480 Is great

00:46:20.980 That's a great

00:46:21.640 Sweet spot

00:46:22.200 You want to pick a team

00:46:24.080 Whichever

00:46:24.820 Whichever color team

00:46:25.980 You want to shill for

00:46:27.000 And you just

00:46:28.240 Shill like a son of a bitch

00:46:30.260 Okay

00:46:30.620 You go to war for them

00:46:31.840 Like you're a lawyer

00:46:32.700 And you fight

00:46:33.800 Every kind of prop

00:46:34.960 Anybody's criticizing

00:46:36.280 Your guy

00:46:36.840 You come in there

00:46:37.660 And you slice and dice

00:46:38.720 Like there's no tomorrow

00:46:39.660 It doesn't matter

00:46:40.540 If it's true

00:46:41.240 It doesn't matter

00:46:42.060 It only matters

00:46:42.880 If it works

00:46:43.480 And if you're able

00:46:44.100 To do that

00:46:44.780 Oh man

00:46:45.580 Somebody will notice

00:46:46.380 And you'll get

00:46:46.900 Scoopity scooped

00:46:48.100 Into the next level

00:46:49.560 You'll end up

00:46:50.140 Maybe at rebel

00:46:50.920 You know

00:46:51.420 Shill news

00:46:52.140 Or something like that

00:46:53.340 Or maybe you'll work

00:46:54.180 For any number

00:46:54.700 Of these

00:46:55.060 You know

00:46:55.460 Independent

00:46:57.320 You know

00:46:57.980 Little networks

00:46:58.960 Of channels

00:46:59.840 That are out there

00:47:00.440 Pushing obviously

00:47:01.320 Very mainstream ideas

00:47:02.700 And you just keep at it

00:47:04.700 And you just keep at it

00:47:05.760 Eventually

00:47:06.400 You can apply

00:47:07.440 You can try to get

00:47:08.140 Your name into

00:47:08.740 An EDA

00:47:09.320 You run for a seat

00:47:10.660 Somewhere federally

00:47:11.540 If they like you

00:47:12.280 If you've greased

00:47:12.860 Enough shoulders

00:47:13.440 And kissed enough ass

00:47:14.480 And they decide

00:47:15.060 Hey you know what

00:47:15.720 I think Billy

00:47:16.560 Let's give him a shot

00:47:17.780 At the yeah yeah yeah

00:47:18.660 And they'll back you for it

00:47:19.900 And you just read

00:47:20.620 What you're told to read

00:47:21.500 And say what you're

00:47:22.120 And just look good

00:47:22.900 And don't make any mistakes

00:47:23.900 Don't have sex

00:47:24.420 With any prostitutes

00:47:25.220 Don't leave classified documents

00:47:26.640 In a hooker's car

00:47:27.420 You know

00:47:27.960 Things that these people do

00:47:29.040 Just don't do any of those things

00:47:30.500 Just be like

00:47:31.320 Just be normal

00:47:32.040 Like just don't

00:47:33.160 Don't do cocaine

00:47:34.020 Off of a child

00:47:34.840 Like just

00:47:35.300 Just be normal

00:47:36.000 And you're probably

00:47:37.060 You're probably going to get elected

00:47:37.840 It's you or the other guy

00:47:39.780 On the other team

00:47:40.560 Who's just like you

00:47:41.680 And it's really like

00:47:42.700 Eh

00:47:43.100 It could go either way

00:47:44.620 Some places are always conservative

00:47:46.400 Some places are always liberal

00:47:47.520 So I mean

00:47:48.180 Even just being selected

00:47:49.380 Means you're going to get in

00:47:50.100 And then you get there

00:47:51.040 And then when you get to the

00:47:51.940 You get to the big show

00:47:52.960 If it's the parliamentary

00:47:53.860 In Nova Scotia

00:47:55.300 Or if it's in Ottawa

00:47:56.400 You're going to sit there

00:47:57.140 Again

00:47:57.960 You're going to be a good boy

00:47:59.100 You're going to be a team player

00:48:00.380 Whoever's who's in charge

00:48:01.720 You're always going to be

00:48:02.620 Their biggest cheerleader

00:48:03.700 Whoever it is

00:48:04.540 And if he gets killed

00:48:05.220 And taken over by another guy

00:48:06.440 All of a sudden

00:48:07.200 He's the best guy in the world

00:48:08.420 Like you know

00:48:09.160 Just a total piece of shit

00:48:10.640 You just do that

00:48:11.600 And just be

00:48:12.500 And you want

00:48:12.940 To be his friend

00:48:13.680 You want everyone to like you

00:48:14.900 So you're going to have to

00:48:15.680 Play favorite

00:48:16.220 You're going to have to

00:48:16.700 Play people against each other

00:48:17.700 It's going to be gross

00:48:18.480 You're going to have to do all

00:48:19.260 You're going to have to be

00:48:19.740 Two-faced as fuck obviously

00:48:20.920 So you're going to have to

00:48:21.780 Have that skill

00:48:22.520 To just be one person

00:48:24.220 With someone else

00:48:24.840 And another person

00:48:25.600 With somebody else

00:48:26.140 If you can have

00:48:26.720 This kind of manipulative

00:48:27.800 Snake-like

00:48:28.440 Shape-shifting ability

00:48:29.820 You'll do really well

00:48:30.700 But always make sure

00:48:32.040 You ingratiate yourself

00:48:33.080 At the top third

00:48:34.240 You know you don't want

00:48:35.040 To go to the boss

00:48:35.860 And try to

00:48:36.320 That's ridiculous

00:48:37.040 But you want to reach

00:48:38.300 Say you're at the very bottom

00:48:39.540 You can reach probably

00:48:40.320 A third of the way up

00:48:41.200 And find somebody

00:48:42.260 To get in with

00:48:42.980 And then you know what

00:48:43.780 They like you

00:48:44.220 They'll pull you up a little bit

00:48:45.080 And you just keep doing this

00:48:46.000 You just keep doing this

00:48:47.100 And then once you get

00:48:47.620 Near the top

00:48:48.180 Again

00:48:49.160 You just keep repeating

00:48:50.820 The process

00:48:51.420 It's really

00:48:52.060 You just be a team

00:48:54.860 Just be on the team

00:48:55.760 Just play the game

00:48:56.960 Play the game

00:48:57.900 And be better at it

00:48:58.560 Than the other team

00:48:59.180 And like a draft pick

00:49:00.340 They'll find you

00:49:01.120 Oh it's so hard

00:49:04.320 Oh my god

00:49:05.620 You don't know

00:49:05.920 What they go through

00:49:06.880 Oh my god

00:49:08.280 Do I have any emails today

00:49:09.300 I don't care

00:49:10.000 I have a woman

00:49:10.720 That reads them for me

00:49:11.900 She sends me

00:49:13.240 The important ones

00:49:14.100 Which is almost none

00:49:15.280 I get paid

00:49:16.680 A hundred and

00:49:17.240 What is it

00:49:17.760 Sixty thousand dollars

00:49:19.160 Now

00:49:19.520 I have a staff allowance

00:49:21.120 I have cars

00:49:22.020 I can use

00:49:22.780 Like

00:49:23.020 Wee

00:49:24.960 And I just

00:49:25.500 Read the script

00:49:27.140 I just do

00:49:28.480 What they say

00:49:29.060 I'm just a mouth

00:49:31.400 I'm just here

00:49:32.560 I'm just an empty suit

00:49:33.840 I'm just standing here

00:49:35.080 Getting rich

00:49:35.940 To do nothing

00:49:36.600 It's amazing

00:49:37.660 It's amazing

00:49:38.880 Of course they want this shit

00:49:40.520 Are you kidding

00:49:41.400 I get to go to all these

00:49:44.080 Dinners

00:49:44.480 Like they love this stuff

00:49:45.640 They get to go to these dinners

00:49:46.680 I get to rub shoulders

00:49:47.580 With important people

00:49:48.500 I get to

00:49:48.980 Oh there's deals being made

00:49:50.720 And oh yeah

00:49:51.560 The more of a team player you are

00:49:55.660 The more likely it is

00:49:56.820 You'll advance

00:49:57.240 Because the system

00:49:57.920 Rewards loyalty

00:49:58.860 And it punishes

00:50:00.120 Anybody that thinks

00:50:01.140 For themselves

00:50:01.700 These people that go

00:50:02.520 Oh I'll change it

00:50:03.280 From the inside

00:50:03.880 No you're not

00:50:04.380 You're going to get

00:50:04.760 Flushed out the tube buddy

00:50:05.740 It rewards its loyal soldiers

00:50:08.340 So the way you get to the top

00:50:10.620 Is by being the most obedient

00:50:12.300 And what

00:50:14.820 And am I wrong

00:50:16.160 Look at the people

00:50:16.960 That are in there

00:50:17.680 Follow their career trajectory

00:50:19.360 Especially some of the guys

00:50:21.000 Around there now

00:50:21.740 It's a bullshit job

00:50:25.280 For assholes

00:50:26.100 If they

00:50:28.340 If that job

00:50:29.660 Was actually really hard

00:50:30.880 And required a significant

00:50:32.220 Amount of personal sacrifice

00:50:33.360 And suffering

00:50:34.000 None of

00:50:34.840 None of those people

00:50:35.800 Would be interested

00:50:36.480 They would all be working

00:50:37.600 At a bank somewhere

00:50:38.480 They'd be doing

00:50:39.320 A different kind of scheme

00:50:40.340 These are

00:50:41.140 These are like pieces of shit

00:50:43.440 Of the

00:50:43.940 Of like the white collar variety

00:50:45.460 So

00:50:46.420 You know the kinds of people

00:50:47.520 That like break into your house

00:50:48.660 And steal stuff

00:50:49.500 You know

00:50:50.620 They've got face tattoos

00:50:51.820 And they're you know

00:50:52.620 Wearing sweatpants

00:50:53.500 And courthouses

00:50:54.140 Stuff like that

00:50:55.180 There's those

00:50:56.320 Right

00:50:56.700 But then there's the

00:50:57.620 Those

00:50:58.840 They're just smarter versions

00:51:00.120 Of those

00:51:00.680 They're also pieces of shit

00:51:02.020 They're just

00:51:02.400 They're running a different

00:51:03.900 Running a different scam

00:51:05.560 They found a way

00:51:06.480 You know these people

00:51:07.760 That are always on welfare

00:51:08.720 They've got different scams going

00:51:10.360 And they've found ways

00:51:11.640 To just

00:51:12.120 Coast

00:51:13.140 You know

00:51:13.800 That's what they're doing

00:51:15.240 Just at a bigger level

00:51:16.220 Great many of them

00:51:18.260 And then the other ones

00:51:19.020 Are just you know

00:51:19.600 Narcissistic

00:51:20.240 You know

00:51:20.800 Obsessed

00:51:21.220 Crazy people

00:51:22.340 I've known some of these people

00:51:23.640 That

00:51:23.880 You know

00:51:25.940 They get drunk once

00:51:26.960 And they start pontificating

00:51:28.480 About how they can't wait

00:51:29.280 To be prime minister

00:51:30.100 You're like

00:51:31.520 Gross

00:51:33.000 You know

00:51:34.860 Like

00:51:35.640 You all

00:51:37.640 You're all just

00:51:38.260 It's just the

00:51:38.840 Narcissist Olympics

00:51:39.780 Isn't it

00:51:40.280 You all think

00:51:41.140 You're

00:51:42.140 It's

00:51:42.820 You know

00:51:46.620 They're just not us

00:51:48.480 That's the problem

00:51:49.960 The political class

00:51:51.520 That we're under

00:51:52.120 That's the real problem

00:51:53.140 It's not a team

00:51:54.120 It's a type of person

00:51:55.880 It's a

00:51:56.780 It's a

00:51:57.520 It's an essence

00:51:58.360 Of a spirit

00:51:59.000 They're not us

00:52:00.280 Right

00:52:00.920 Those people

00:52:02.320 Don't fit in here

00:52:03.680 And we

00:52:04.620 Don't fit in there

00:52:05.900 Because

00:52:06.900 We are not the same

00:52:08.600 At all

00:52:09.280 They're okay

00:52:10.340 With a lot of things

00:52:11.160 We are not okay with

00:52:12.320 I mean it's crazy wild

00:52:13.640 To see somebody

00:52:14.300 Like I

00:52:16.180 I couldn't do this

00:52:16.900 Just out of respect

00:52:17.620 I don't even necessarily

00:52:18.560 Like I don't

00:52:19.220 I don't go around

00:52:19.940 And be like

00:52:20.200 Oh you know

00:52:20.700 Christ is king

00:52:21.480 Like I'm not one of those guys

00:52:22.680 I've read the book and stuff

00:52:23.740 But I

00:52:24.060 I'm more of a

00:52:25.000 I'd say

00:52:25.400 Agnostic

00:52:25.980 Agnostic

00:52:26.480 Person

00:52:28.500 But I

00:52:29.020 Still

00:52:30.220 Imagine

00:52:31.820 I would

00:52:32.280 I wouldn't

00:52:32.920 I'd be like

00:52:33.360 I would

00:52:33.720 Feel as though

00:52:34.940 I believe there is

00:52:36.260 An intelligent

00:52:38.480 An intelligence at work

00:52:40.880 And for me to go

00:52:42.780 I swear on the bible

00:52:44.160 And just make up

00:52:45.240 A bunch of shit

00:52:45.960 Feels like a direct

00:52:47.660 Insult to that

00:52:48.620 In any form

00:52:50.360 Right

00:52:50.840 It feels like

00:52:52.560 I'm just begging it

00:52:53.500 To fucking step on me

00:52:54.600 And do

00:52:54.820 Oh

00:52:55.240 Oh

00:52:56.040 Look who's fucking

00:52:57.060 Saucy all of a sudden

00:52:58.300 Oh really

00:52:59.820 I don't want to

00:53:01.780 Tempt that

00:53:02.480 Call me superstitious

00:53:04.180 I still wouldn't do it

00:53:09.600 But then even

00:53:10.040 And also you can affirm

00:53:11.260 I solemnly affirm

00:53:12.300 But they'll do it

00:53:13.220 And then just go

00:53:14.060 Hey

00:53:14.460 Just firing off

00:53:16.480 Nonsense

00:53:17.140 Doesn't mean anything to me

00:53:20.640 I'm an experienced psychopath

00:53:22.000 Oh

00:53:22.620 Crazy

00:53:24.300 Alright let's read some more

00:53:26.080 Of these

00:53:26.220 Camby says

00:53:26.920 We are our own

00:53:27.840 Bigoted beehive

00:53:28.680 I wouldn't have it

00:53:29.460 Any other way

00:53:30.020 The people here

00:53:30.620 Are the very best

00:53:31.360 Thank you for raging on

00:53:32.520 Thank you guys

00:53:33.240 I mean you guys

00:53:36.760 Are like rescuing people now

00:53:38.320 This was a national story

00:53:44.080 Like we

00:53:44.540 Like

00:53:44.940 Like

00:53:45.620 Everyone's talking about us

00:53:50.620 But no one talks to us

00:53:52.160 We're just over here

00:53:53.080 Just pulling buildings down

00:53:55.540 Ah

00:53:56.140 Ah

00:53:56.700 Ah

00:53:57.460 Ah

00:53:59.460 Ah

00:54:00.460 Ah

00:54:01.460 People are like

00:54:02.680 See how that building

00:54:04.060 Fell down

00:54:04.500 That was weird

00:54:05.100 Hell yeah

00:54:06.860 Oh it just fell on its own

00:54:09.780 Just

00:54:11.120 Do

00:54:11.680 Pussy do's

00:54:12.980 I love it

00:54:19.060 I love it

00:54:21.680 They're so mad

00:54:22.800 So

00:54:23.120 So many of them

00:54:24.100 Are so mad

00:54:25.240 They got so emotionally

00:54:27.500 Twisted into this narrative

00:54:28.720 They've gone

00:54:29.240 Completely

00:54:29.880 Insane

00:54:30.760 Legitimately insane

00:54:34.400 Like they've got a

00:54:35.060 They've got a real mental illness now

00:54:36.540 And it's like

00:54:37.220 Beyond where

00:54:38.100 You know when people calm down

00:54:40.220 And you go

00:54:40.740 You know you're being ridiculous

00:54:41.800 Right

00:54:42.080 And they'll be like

00:54:42.400 I know

00:54:42.740 I don't know

00:54:43.180 I was just mad

00:54:43.880 You know

00:54:44.280 No

00:54:44.900 It's like years past that

00:54:46.660 And they're still like

00:54:47.280 Foaming at the mouth

00:54:48.080 Bleeding from the eyes

00:54:49.000 Crazy

00:54:49.340 Like stage 5 zombie

00:54:50.720 Ah

00:54:51.320 Whoa

00:54:54.960 Wow

00:54:56.880 So I'm telling you man

00:55:00.120 That's a scary

00:55:00.740 Look

00:55:01.180 This

00:55:01.480 What does this mean

00:55:03.140 This is dark now

00:55:04.440 That means danger

00:55:06.920 That means stay away

00:55:08.220 That means

00:55:09.440 Not welcome

00:55:10.200 Depends

00:55:17.340 What do you feel

00:55:19.900 When you view it

00:55:21.260 How does it make you

00:55:23.000 Feel

00:55:24.200 If you feel scared

00:55:26.980 You probably should be

00:55:28.500 You should leave

00:55:31.680 It's so

00:55:35.880 It's so crazy

00:55:36.920 I drew it on the toilet

00:55:38.400 I

00:55:38.740 You know

00:55:39.780 It's not even a straight line guys

00:55:42.300 It's not

00:55:43.800 It was a black screen

00:55:46.260 With a flag app

00:55:47.400 And I just went

00:55:47.980 Dude

00:55:48.420 There

00:55:49.680 There

00:55:51.320 Fucking later that day

00:55:54.520 Some bunker somewhere

00:55:56.600 They're in C

00:55:57.180 Just like

00:55:57.480 Oh my fucking god

00:55:58.420 They're coming for us dude

00:55:59.880 Oh wow

00:56:01.840 You know

00:56:02.560 Like Jesus boys

00:56:03.780 It's not good

00:56:06.260 We're in trouble up here

00:56:07.700 America

00:56:08.900 Send help

00:56:10.380 Sincerely

00:56:11.120 Someone

00:56:11.620 Someone send somebody

00:56:12.780 We need to make contact

00:56:14.000 If there's any

00:56:15.640 Good guys left

00:56:16.740 Down there

00:56:18.520 Just come over

00:56:20.940 It's an open invitation

00:56:22.620 Just come over

00:56:23.380 No one's gonna notice

00:56:24.860 Cesus is gonna have

00:56:27.040 No one

00:56:27.480 They're looking

00:56:28.220 They're looking for him

00:56:29.400 They're literally

00:56:30.360 Looking for him

00:56:31.400 You can just walk

00:56:33.200 Right on in

00:56:33.820 No one would even know

00:56:34.880 Fucking land a helicopter

00:56:36.680 Right on the road

00:56:37.480 There's a huge parking lot

00:56:39.280 Walk right in

00:56:41.840 Walk right out

00:56:42.900 The way he came

00:56:43.740 No one would notice

00:56:45.140 CIA's coming in

00:56:55.660 And they're like

00:56:55.960 Oh okay

00:56:56.560 We gotta look sharp

00:56:57.320 This is Canadian border patrol

00:56:58.620 Or Canadian border services

00:57:00.240 It's just two Chinese guys

00:57:01.920 This is Canada right

00:57:05.120 Yes

00:57:07.120 This is Canada

00:57:08.400 You welcome to

00:57:10.920 Maple town

00:57:11.780 You show

00:57:12.840 Passport

00:57:13.440 Whoa

00:57:16.280 You know

00:57:16.660 I don't know

00:57:17.020 Canada's

00:57:17.580 Canada's

00:57:18.440 Establishment

00:57:19.620 Seems a little rocky

00:57:20.440 I don't know

00:57:22.440 There seems to be

00:57:22.980 Some holes

00:57:23.580 In the stability

00:57:24.340 Of the nation

00:57:25.100 Seems as though

00:57:26.920 China's

00:57:27.720 Like straight up

00:57:29.160 Controlling parts of it

00:57:30.560 Huh

00:57:31.940 Like

00:57:33.260 Pretty wild

00:57:35.900 Like we're in bad shape

00:57:37.280 Guys

00:57:37.680 It's just

00:57:39.600 This is a B-52

00:57:41.600 Like on fire

00:57:42.760 Like two engines

00:57:43.900 Are gone

00:57:44.480 On the one side

00:57:45.640 Co-pilots

00:57:47.240 Bleeding out of the eyes

00:57:48.180 Shot in the face

00:57:48.840 It's not

00:57:50.340 It's real bad

00:57:51.200 Trying to

00:57:53.860 If I

00:57:54.620 Let's rock the plane

00:57:56.380 Back and forth

00:57:57.000 Maybe we can put the fire out

00:57:58.480 It's not good

00:58:03.600 So again

00:58:05.160 I don't know

00:58:05.800 Only if they're good guys though

00:58:08.260 I don't listen

00:58:09.140 And just

00:58:09.760 Don't

00:58:10.720 Like

00:58:10.940 Not the crazy

00:58:12.080 Not the

00:58:13.180 Not the crazy

00:58:14.040 Tortury

00:58:14.680 Psycho

00:58:15.640 You know

00:58:16.820 CIA

00:58:17.400 Whatever

00:58:17.740 I don't want to deal with you guys

00:58:19.280 I mean like the good guys

00:58:20.420 Be fair

00:58:21.940 Come on

00:58:22.520 If there's any of them

00:58:24.280 And don't trick me

00:58:25.960 Please

00:58:26.360 Don't lie

00:58:27.020 Don't like

00:58:27.800 Tell me a bunch of shit

00:58:29.040 I want to hear

00:58:29.760 And then be like

00:58:30.180 Surprise

00:58:30.540 Needles in the eyes

00:58:31.920 And whatever it is

00:58:32.520 You're gonna do

00:58:33.040 Don't fucking do that

00:58:34.620 Please

00:58:34.920 Please boy

00:58:36.060 I'm asking

00:58:36.740 Has anyone ever

00:58:37.720 Straight asked though

00:58:38.820 Imagine the CIA

00:58:40.580 Is like

00:58:40.940 Holy shit

00:58:41.600 He's right

00:58:43.260 No one ever asked us

00:58:44.300 Not to torture them

00:58:45.220 He's the first one

00:58:46.360 No of course

00:58:46.880 Sir

00:58:47.240 Absolutely not

00:58:47.840 No in fact

00:58:48.540 No one's ever asked before

00:58:49.580 That's

00:58:50.880 I mean that's morally

00:58:51.740 How we've been getting away with it

00:58:52.820 But now

00:58:53.160 We would

00:58:53.460 I'd feel really guilty

00:58:54.720 Personally

00:58:55.140 Agent Smith

00:58:55.720 What do you think

00:58:56.300 Super

00:58:56.600 Super guilty

00:58:57.300 I could never

00:58:58.120 I could

00:58:58.680 Yeah me either

00:58:59.360 Yeah no absolutely

00:59:01.040 Yeah you wanna be friends

00:59:02.040 Let's be friends

00:59:02.640 Nobody ever asked

00:59:06.420 No they scare me

00:59:09.760 They're scary

00:59:11.640 I don't know what they want

00:59:12.700 It's never good

00:59:13.820 It's never good

00:59:14.660 They never wanna help you

00:59:16.920 They wanna help themselves

00:59:17.920 And if you die in the process

00:59:19.140 That's totally fine

00:59:20.260 That's what you get

00:59:21.800 With the

00:59:22.060 Like

00:59:22.580 I couldn't imagine

00:59:23.600 I couldn't imagine

00:59:23.620 How scary that would be

00:59:24.800 You remember that story

00:59:25.960 There was a guy

00:59:26.540 I think he was in Halifax

00:59:27.620 And he got convicted

00:59:28.500 Of selling secrets

00:59:30.100 To the Russians

00:59:30.780 He was flying down to

00:59:32.200 Mexico or Cuba

00:59:33.840 Or somewhere

00:59:34.260 And meeting some

00:59:35.000 Like

00:59:35.280 FSB agents

00:59:36.760 And handing off

00:59:38.080 He worked at the

00:59:38.780 In Halifax

00:59:40.000 I think

00:59:40.300 At the base

00:59:41.180 And had access

00:59:41.900 To some things

00:59:42.700 Some clearance levels

00:59:43.980 That the Russians

00:59:44.520 Were willing to pay for

00:59:45.360 And he did it for like

00:59:46.380 50 grand

00:59:47.240 It wasn't even that much

00:59:48.780 But anyway

00:59:50.580 Like

00:59:51.020 Imagine the stress

00:59:52.720 Of that

00:59:53.300 How much do you need money

00:59:57.200 That you're willing

00:59:57.780 To do something like this

00:59:58.760 I would

00:59:59.400 Man

00:59:59.800 That'd be so scary

01:00:00.620 Like they could kill me

01:00:01.800 At any time

01:00:02.520 They have me over a barrel

01:00:03.760 Either side

01:00:06.840 Like

01:00:07.180 Jeez

01:00:08.100 That's so dangerous

01:00:09.360 Assange

01:00:11.080 Yeah

01:00:11.440 Assange

01:00:11.880 You know

01:00:12.520 Assange is a good guy

01:00:13.580 Because he's in jail

01:00:14.460 Snowden

01:00:15.420 I mean

01:00:15.760 The jury's out

01:00:16.420 Because he never got arrested

01:00:17.820 Nothing bad happened to him

01:00:19.200 He got made into

01:00:20.040 An international celebrity

01:00:21.240 He gets to live in Russia

01:00:23.340 Which is

01:00:23.860 I mean

01:00:24.200 That's not bad

01:00:24.860 And

01:00:26.140 He's had Hollywood movies

01:00:27.400 Made about him

01:00:28.080 So

01:00:29.600 I mean

01:00:30.120 There's a strange

01:00:31.260 Conflict here

01:00:32.620 That I'm having a hard time

01:00:34.040 Reconciling

01:00:34.700 And he used to work

01:00:35.680 For the NSA

01:00:36.360 Slash the CIA

01:00:37.340 Or still does

01:00:38.820 And

01:00:39.400 You know

01:00:40.880 I'm just saying

01:00:41.780 It looks bad Ed

01:00:42.620 It doesn't look great

01:00:44.520 I just don't like it

01:00:51.780 You know

01:00:52.040 It doesn't look great

01:00:52.740 And for that reason

01:00:53.460 I'm out

01:00:53.860 That's how I'm dealing

01:00:55.640 With everything now

01:00:56.340 It's just a business deal

01:00:57.560 And I'm out

01:00:58.100 I'm out

01:00:58.840 Shut this deal down

01:01:07.520 I'm out

01:01:07.880 I'm out of this

01:01:08.740 Call Morgan

01:01:12.300 Tell her to pick me up

01:01:12.940 We are done here

01:01:13.700 What?

01:01:16.520 That's right

01:01:17.100 You can't just

01:01:18.300 You can't just

01:01:19.520 Be out

01:01:20.320 Well I am out

01:01:21.520 I lost

01:01:24.820 I don't know what the hell

01:01:25.420 I was talking about now

01:01:26.120 So I'm just gonna go back

01:01:26.920 To the chats

01:01:27.400 I blew up his headphones

01:01:29.000 Yeah we talked about that

01:01:32.980 Man on the Mountain says

01:01:33.740 When we said goodbye

01:01:34.560 To Chris on Wednesday

01:01:35.440 He was sitting on the couch

01:01:37.020 With a daughter

01:01:37.620 Under each arm

01:01:38.340 Bragging that he

01:01:39.580 Has watched more

01:01:40.560 Princess movies

01:01:41.340 Than any man he knows

01:01:42.680 He's a happy man again

01:01:43.820 Thank you Dags

01:01:44.640 Boom

01:01:45.600 You guys made that happen

01:01:47.260 That's part of your life now

01:01:48.800 That you contributed

01:01:49.620 To that amazing story

01:01:51.220 That's

01:01:52.340 I mean

01:01:53.120 Come on

01:01:55.180 Fucking come on though

01:01:57.900 Really?

01:02:02.400 Boom

01:02:03.080 Just pulling him out of a hat

01:02:13.140 Left and right

01:02:14.100 Ha ha

01:02:15.620 Ha ha

01:02:18.040 Now

01:02:22.460 For my next trick

01:02:24.400 We've got some more weapons

01:02:31.400 To fire too

01:02:32.240 And I'm not sure

01:02:33.520 What to do with them yet

01:02:34.760 See this is their mistake

01:02:37.080 Like you should have

01:02:37.920 Just left me in the box

01:02:39.020 Don't take Chucky

01:02:39.940 Out of the box

01:02:40.620 You took Chucky

01:02:41.300 Out of the box

01:02:42.120 Don't ever take Chucky

01:02:52.940 Out of the box

01:02:53.540 Cause before

01:03:03.460 I would

01:03:04.720 I would just

01:03:05.680 I wouldn't know

01:03:06.900 What to do

01:03:07.480 I wouldn't know

01:03:09.080 What to do with it

01:03:09.720 And I would just

01:03:11.540 I would just

01:03:12.640 Bah

01:03:13.240 Just put it out there

01:03:16.920 On the internet

01:03:17.440 Like an idiot

01:03:18.680 But then you had to get all

01:03:26.200 You know

01:03:28.140 Jail-y and stuff

01:03:30.920 Not cool

01:03:34.000 So then I started thinking

01:03:38.960 Next time

01:03:43.240 I wind up with something

01:03:48.320 That I just

01:03:49.140 This feels

01:03:52.160 Heavy

01:03:53.980 Like I want to throw it

01:03:57.020 At someone

01:03:57.660 I'm gonna take my time

01:04:04.000 And I'm gonna talk

01:04:05.220 To some people

01:04:06.060 And I'm just gonna really

01:04:08.940 Marinate this bitch

01:04:11.540 Until one day

01:04:16.580 Soon

01:04:17.240 I mean you can only play

01:04:23.560 Defense for so long

01:04:25.280 I'm sorry sir

01:04:38.680 But

01:04:39.020 There just simply

01:04:40.920 Must

01:04:41.700 Be restitution

01:04:44.140 Or there must

01:04:46.940 Remember

01:04:53.420 You created me

01:04:56.660 Careers will be destroyed

01:05:12.880 Can't wait

01:05:19.400 Good times

01:05:20.580 Irons

01:05:21.400 Fire

01:05:21.960 Irons in the fire

01:05:23.660 The boogie tag

01:05:37.280 Yeah

01:05:39.660 Coming soon

01:05:41.080 Boogie tag

01:05:42.500 I'll just be in your house

01:05:43.820 Hey

01:05:44.680 You're home early

01:05:47.520 Bet you didn't think

01:05:50.140 You'd find me here

01:05:51.100 In your living room

01:05:51.880 Wearing your clothes

01:05:52.880 Crazy

01:05:54.520 You'll find the door

01:05:57.040 Has locked behind you

01:05:58.340 This is so unsettling

01:06:03.620 Oh

01:06:03.880 You have no idea

01:06:05.280 How disturbing

01:06:06.640 This is going to be

01:06:07.520 I mean

01:06:08.040 My whole strategy

01:06:09.800 Is just so much trauma

01:06:11.220 That your brain

01:06:12.080 Will just refuse

01:06:13.100 To remember it

01:06:14.280 And you'll just

01:06:14.880 You know

01:06:15.780 You'll just have a blank period

01:06:17.080 Buckle up

01:06:20.620 I could

01:06:24.060 I could destroy Stephen King

01:06:25.720 If I really went for it

01:06:29.340 I bet

01:06:29.800 Oh you think

01:06:31.440 Oh you think

01:06:31.460 Oh

01:06:31.840 Scary Stephen

01:06:33.960 Oh you think that's fucked up

01:06:35.300 I was in the infantry

01:06:38.120 You don't even know

01:06:40.900 You're just playing make believe

01:06:42.380 I

01:06:44.840 We have had some dark conversations

01:06:47.860 You would find offensive

01:06:50.880 And you would want banned from Twitter

01:06:52.160 Okay

01:06:53.080 Mr. Tough

01:06:54.380 Mr. Bad Man

01:06:55.320 He's such a bitch

01:06:57.800 He's such a

01:06:59.540 He's a typical

01:07:00.640 Like boomer democrat

01:07:01.800 Like

01:07:02.280 You know

01:07:04.100 Like unbearable

01:07:05.300 Unbearable

01:07:06.160 If he

01:07:07.720 It's like

01:07:08.120 Oh you're going to like

01:07:09.020 Your wife's Christmas dinner

01:07:10.020 And you're like

01:07:10.440 Is fucking Stephen

01:07:11.740 Going to be there

01:07:12.380 Of course

01:07:14.300 Stephen's coming

01:07:14.960 He's coming every year

01:07:16.120 Ugh

01:07:16.600 What is your problem

01:07:18.260 With Stephen King

01:07:19.120 He's a fucking dickhead

01:07:20.840 He's a dick Alice

01:07:24.860 He's a pretentious

01:07:27.020 Asshole

01:07:27.960 They're not even

01:07:29.300 Scary story

01:07:30.220 I mean my god

01:07:31.480 He's just a pervert

01:07:32.380 A weirdo

01:07:33.240 I have read a few of his books though

01:07:41.580 You know

01:07:42.080 But he is a pervert weirdo

01:07:46.060 I mean that's

01:07:46.740 I mean there's

01:07:47.440 I

01:07:49.320 If all the books I've read in my life

01:07:51.200 And there's not that many

01:07:52.000 I've read like six books

01:07:53.420 How does it feel

01:07:58.120 That you're being defeated by a man

01:07:59.320 That has read six books

01:08:00.540 These

01:08:03.020 These ones

01:08:03.960 Right there

01:08:04.920 That's it

01:08:06.140 Oh we need commercials

01:08:15.300 Anyway

01:08:15.860 The hell was I talking about

01:08:20.900 I don't know

01:08:21.520 I was in

01:08:22.340 Short and long

01:08:22.820 Since I was in Walmart

01:08:23.440 This afternoon

01:08:24.040 I was a minority

01:08:24.720 And the white people

01:08:25.460 Were elderly

01:08:25.960 Morbidly obese

01:08:26.700 Or handicapped

01:08:27.380 Where are you

01:08:28.060 Which province

01:08:29.180 It's going to tip

01:08:32.920 Very fast

01:08:34.280 I don't think people

01:08:37.440 Real

01:08:37.640 It's the

01:08:38.060 The age difference

01:08:38.960 Is the most significant one

01:08:40.480 Because numbers wise

01:08:41.840 Is one thing

01:08:42.420 But when you realize

01:08:43.260 That of our numbers

01:08:44.920 They're mostly people

01:08:46.040 Over 45

01:08:46.880 That's not good

01:08:48.360 Over 50

01:08:50.900 Right

01:08:53.800 And

01:08:54.280 The 25 and under

01:08:56.180 Is mostly

01:08:56.960 Not Canadians

01:08:57.880 So

01:08:59.200 That doesn't bode well

01:09:01.020 Does it

01:09:01.520 Doesn't look good

01:09:03.260 But

01:09:04.820 You know

01:09:06.080 That's a source

01:09:07.320 Of our strength

01:09:07.920 It's a good thing

01:09:10.580 Where is this

01:09:13.820 Yeah

01:09:15.360 It's good

01:09:15.780 It's a good thing

01:09:16.280 Right

01:09:16.460 And so

01:09:17.460 The Trudeau government

01:09:18.920 Just announced

01:09:19.620 A big new

01:09:20.160 Immigration target

01:09:21.000 Right

01:09:21.500 500,000 new immigrants

01:09:22.880 A year

01:09:23.280 And that doesn't include

01:09:24.680 Student permits

01:09:25.600 Or foreign workers

01:09:26.980 Temporary foreign workers

01:09:28.260 Do you think

01:09:29.280 That sort of high target

01:09:30.320 Is

01:09:31.140 Is in line

01:09:33.660 With

01:09:34.200 Achieving affordable housing

01:09:35.900 Or even things like

01:09:37.100 Access to health care

01:09:38.020 Okay

01:09:38.440 Well first of all

01:09:39.080 I would say

01:09:39.720 Immigrants are not the problem

01:09:41.640 In the housing market

01:09:42.400 We have more land

01:09:43.740 In Canada

01:09:44.300 Where there's no one

01:09:45.340 Than we have land

01:09:45.960 Where there's any

01:09:46.460 So

01:09:55.860 Obviously

01:09:57.080 There will be no

01:09:58.060 Change

01:09:58.720 Okay

01:09:59.940 Can we just

01:10:01.200 Cause this is

01:10:05.960 This is reality now

01:10:07.140 This is

01:10:07.940 I guess

01:10:09.440 Toronto

01:10:10.000 Toronto's public transit system

01:10:14.260 This is good

01:10:42.220 It's good

01:10:43.600 You know

01:10:44.440 But we've got other options

01:10:45.780 I mean

01:10:46.140 There's other

01:10:46.720 There's other politicians

01:10:47.920 I mean

01:10:48.360 It's not just the lying conservatives

01:10:49.860 You could also go

01:10:50.880 With

01:10:51.700 I mean

01:10:53.000 I don't know why

01:10:53.480 They're politicians

01:10:54.200 I don't understand

01:10:56.740 How they are

01:10:57.780 Because

01:10:59.100 They're just

01:11:01.320 They're just

01:11:01.840 They're just gay people

01:11:02.920 Like that's

01:11:04.060 That's their

01:11:05.500 That's it

01:11:06.140 That's their whole identity

01:11:07.860 That's all

01:11:09.240 They know

01:11:09.780 About

01:11:10.480 That's all

01:11:10.980 They talk

01:11:11.460 About

01:11:11.840 That's all

01:11:12.820 They are

01:11:13.200 About

01:11:13.580 They're just

01:11:14.160 People walking

01:11:14.820 Around

01:11:15.220 That are gay

01:11:15.960 Being really

01:11:16.820 Gay

01:11:17.220 All the time

01:11:18.500 And they should

01:11:19.580 Be in charge

01:11:20.400 Of everything

01:11:21.180 Your honor

01:11:24.820 I'd like to

01:11:25.340 Submit this video

01:11:26.220 As exhibit A

01:11:27.160 We're queer politicians

01:11:29.140 In Alberta

01:11:29.680 Of course

01:11:30.780 We don't read

01:11:31.340 Any of the comments

01:11:32.100 On social media

01:11:32.960 Yeah but

01:11:33.980 Like

01:11:34.260 Brooks

01:11:34.660 I kind of

01:11:35.160 Do read the comments

01:11:36.000 Yeah but Janice

01:11:36.600 You shouldn't be

01:11:37.060 Reading them

01:11:37.440 They're horrible

01:11:38.000 They're so mean

01:11:38.800 They talk about

01:11:39.320 Our looks

01:11:39.640 They talk about

01:11:40.140 So many bad things

01:11:41.240 We're queer politicians

01:11:42.920 In Alberta

01:11:43.560 Of course

01:11:44.380 Our mental health

01:11:45.240 Isn't great

01:11:45.920 And our therapy

01:11:46.820 Bills are high

01:11:47.700 Amazing

01:12:03.140 Out fucking

01:12:05.840 Standing

01:12:06.680 I'm sorry

01:12:13.860 I'm sorry

01:12:15.160 I

01:12:15.720 He labeled you

01:12:19.320 I should have

01:12:20.840 Known you

01:12:21.500 More than just

01:12:22.500 A one dimensional

01:12:23.380 Character

01:12:24.100 You're not just

01:12:25.580 A gay person

01:12:26.660 Being gay

01:12:27.600 And walking around

01:12:28.540 Talking about

01:12:29.340 Being gay

01:12:29.940 You're also

01:12:31.280 Very mentally

01:12:32.780 Ill

01:12:33.360 At the same

01:12:34.200 Time

01:12:35.160 Ouch

01:12:37.100 I'm sorry

01:12:38.720 I

01:12:39.560 What was I thinking

01:12:40.640 I can't believe

01:12:41.900 I didn't

01:12:42.400 Oh my goodness

01:12:43.720 I just

01:12:44.720 The credibility

01:12:45.680 Is just

01:12:46.380 Exploding

01:12:47.380 In my mind

01:12:48.160 It's like

01:12:48.500 A bitcoin chart

01:12:49.520 I

01:12:49.800 It's exponential

01:12:51.340 Growth of respect

01:12:52.700 Is what it really is

01:12:53.600 On a long timeline

01:12:54.520 I mean

01:12:54.860 We're just

01:12:55.380 I've never

01:12:56.380 Never seen

01:12:57.520 He said

01:12:58.060 He fucked

01:12:58.680 He like

01:12:59.040 Oh my god

01:13:18.340 It's cr-

01:13:19.920 Dude

01:13:20.380 Are you kidding?

01:13:21.540 Like do we have to?

01:13:22.560 Do we have to put up with this?

01:13:23.920 Please

01:13:24.420 Please

01:13:25.920 Please

01:13:26.320 Man

01:13:27.100 I'm gay

01:13:30.080 And I'm crazy

01:13:31.100 Oh

01:13:31.780 Excellent

01:13:32.800 Great

01:13:33.940 Crazy gays

01:13:37.440 Even the

01:13:38.260 I mean

01:13:38.880 Why?

01:13:39.460 Why would they

01:13:40.500 At least be sane

01:13:41.400 You know?

01:13:43.560 The argument

01:13:44.520 Isn't even

01:13:45.300 Just because I'm a homosexual

01:13:46.720 Doesn't mean that I'm not

01:13:47.800 Exactly the same as you

01:13:48.980 In every other way

01:13:50.000 And this is just a slight thing

01:13:51.340 That changes

01:13:51.780 No

01:13:52.360 The argument is

01:13:53.140 I'm real again

01:13:54.320 I'm out of my fucking mind

01:13:56.100 I'm

01:13:58.060 My mental health is terrible

01:13:59.840 And my therapy bills are expensive

01:14:02.060 Oh you're paying

01:14:03.360 And you want to be

01:14:04.500 And you want to be

01:14:05.560 My latex salesman

01:14:06.560 You want to be

01:14:08.160 In charge

01:14:09.660 You

01:14:10.360 And what

01:14:11.080 Look is this?

01:14:13.560 I'm

01:14:13.940 Is this a guy?

01:14:15.200 Like I

01:14:15.520 I don't

01:14:16.280 I'm really

01:14:17.060 I honestly

01:14:21.760 Have no idea

01:14:22.740 I thought it was a woman

01:14:25.780 But now I don't know

01:14:26.900 But

01:14:31.480 Their mental health

01:14:33.040 Isn't great

01:14:33.640 And their therapy bills

01:14:34.840 Are high

01:14:35.240 I can't

01:14:36.520 We have to

01:14:37.360 It's only a minute

01:14:39.540 Full disclaimer

01:14:42.340 If you die

01:14:42.880 That's not my fault

01:14:43.760 Many people have been

01:14:45.460 Have been killed by this show

01:14:46.780 Death by cringe

01:14:47.660 It's what happens

01:14:48.480 We just cut it

01:14:49.180 We're shaving off the weak

01:14:50.300 It's good

01:14:51.160 It's nature intended

01:14:52.160 Only the strong should survive

01:14:53.480 If you can't withstand

01:14:54.400 This level of cringe

01:14:55.620 And it

01:14:56.500 You

01:14:56.720 You can't find a way

01:14:57.780 To make that work for you

01:14:58.800 You're not going to make it sir

01:15:00.240 Or madam

01:15:01.080 You know

01:15:02.400 You're going to drown

01:15:04.820 In the ocean of cringe

01:15:06.220 You're not going to have

01:15:07.180 The upper body strength

01:15:08.540 From fighting off

01:15:10.440 All the cringe

01:15:11.300 To

01:15:14.340 To swim out

01:15:15.540 Of the swamp of it

01:15:16.520 Which is

01:15:17.100 I mean it's everywhere

01:15:18.000 So

01:15:19.040 Listen

01:15:19.640 You better get used

01:15:20.480 To

01:15:20.580 You better understand

01:15:22.680 Countless people

01:15:26.460 Take this seriously

01:15:27.600 Like

01:15:28.540 They have a better chance

01:15:33.540 I'm not kidding

01:15:34.540 Of being elected

01:15:36.100 Than Bernier does

01:15:37.200 That's the situation

01:15:40.240 Okay

01:15:40.980 So let's

01:15:44.320 Let's

01:15:44.680 Let's dive in

01:15:46.000 Let's

01:15:46.420 Let's fucking

01:15:48.620 Dive into this big sandwich

01:15:50.100 This big old sandwich

01:15:51.620 We're queer politicians

01:15:53.180 In Alberta

01:15:53.740 Of course

01:15:54.840 We don't read

01:15:55.400 Any of the comments

01:15:56.140 On social media

01:15:57.020 Yeah but like

01:15:58.320 Brooks I kind of

01:15:59.200 Do read the comments

01:16:00.040 Yeah but Janice

01:16:00.640 You shouldn't be reading them

01:16:01.500 They're horrible

01:16:02.060 They're so mean

01:16:02.860 They talk about our looks

01:16:03.700 They talk about

01:16:04.200 So many bad things

01:16:05.300 We're queer politicians

01:16:06.960 In Alberta

01:16:07.600 Of course

01:16:08.440 Our mental health

01:16:09.280 Isn't great

01:16:09.960 And our therapy bills

01:16:11.160 Are high

01:16:11.740 Oh my gosh

01:16:13.400 Janice

01:16:13.860 That's so dark

01:16:15.120 We're literally

01:16:16.260 On a mental health walk

01:16:17.380 Right now

01:16:18.580 We're queer politicians

01:16:19.900 In Alberta

01:16:20.500 Of course

01:16:21.400 We're going to make

01:16:22.040 RuPaul drag race

01:16:23.120 References in the legislature

01:16:24.420 How else would we tell

01:16:26.420 The UCP to

01:16:27.400 Sashay away

01:16:28.900 We're queer politicians

01:16:32.840 In Alberta

01:16:33.480 Of course

01:16:34.520 We're not on the dating apps

01:16:35.920 But who needs them

01:16:37.340 When you've got

01:16:38.060 Instagram DMs

01:16:39.200 Oh my gosh

01:16:41.700 Janice

01:16:42.100 At least you're not

01:16:43.180 On Grindr

01:16:43.580 But I thought

01:16:44.160 We were not

01:16:45.060 Going to talk

01:16:45.680 About

01:16:45.820 Okay so

01:16:47.420 As I said

01:16:48.140 So far

01:16:48.960 Their pitch is

01:16:50.160 We're gay

01:16:50.880 And we're crazy

01:16:51.760 And we're even crazier

01:16:53.240 Than we are gay

01:16:54.220 Or we're gayer

01:16:55.040 Than we are crazy

01:16:55.840 But you make

01:16:56.540 You be the judge

01:16:57.360 We're on both trains

01:16:59.620 And we're going

01:17:00.060 Full speed

01:17:00.820 All the way gay

01:17:01.860 All the way crazy

01:17:02.920 You can't miss

01:17:04.180 That's a

01:17:04.620 That's a

01:17:05.260 That's a combination

01:17:06.220 That's government

01:17:07.420 That's material

01:17:08.100 That's

01:17:08.640 I mean that's

01:17:10.100 That's like

01:17:10.960 I don't know

01:17:13.360 What that is

01:17:13.760 Marcus Aurelius

01:17:14.720 Or something

01:17:15.100 This is

01:17:15.660 This is significant

01:17:16.480 I've never considered

01:17:17.620 This combination before

01:17:18.580 I'm really

01:17:19.040 My mind is exploding

01:17:20.360 With the possibilities

01:17:21.120 Of what kind of

01:17:21.740 Greatness these people

01:17:22.520 Will achieve

01:17:23.020 I shouldn't have

01:17:24.780 Interrupted this

01:17:25.380 Masterpiece

01:17:26.140 Let's go back

01:17:28.800 Right so

01:17:31.180 RuPaul's Drag Race

01:17:32.740 Mental Health

01:17:33.660 You know

01:17:34.260 More gay

01:17:35.260 Don't read the comments

01:17:36.380 Something about

01:17:38.100 Sashaying

01:17:38.740 Instagram DM

01:17:39.460 Back to being gay

01:17:40.280 And sex again

01:17:41.220 Oh my

01:17:42.900 Alberta

01:17:43.700 I'm sorry

01:17:46.300 Where is

01:17:46.860 Is this Edmonton

01:17:47.920 This is this

01:17:52.080 I'm just

01:17:56.100 I'm sorry

01:17:56.720 I didn't know

01:17:57.580 I didn't know

01:17:59.920 Oh

01:18:02.220 Vigvin

01:18:02.660 I am

01:18:03.020 I am so sorry

01:18:04.020 When you've got

01:18:07.980 Instagram DMs

01:18:09.080 Oh my gosh

01:18:11.620 Janice

01:18:12.040 At least you're not

01:18:13.100 On Grindr

01:18:13.520 But I thought

01:18:14.100 We were not

01:18:14.980 Gonna talk about

01:18:15.860 Our dating lives

01:18:16.780 Today

01:18:17.340 We're queer politicians

01:18:19.360 In Alberta

01:18:20.000 Of course

01:18:20.960 We're going to

01:18:21.480 Stand up

01:18:21.960 And fight always

01:18:22.760 For queer

01:18:23.420 And trans youth

01:18:24.120 And of course

01:18:25.180 We recognize

01:18:25.720 That

01:18:26.120 Again

01:18:26.560 Apparently

01:18:27.060 That's

01:18:27.360 The only

01:18:28.260 That's your

01:18:28.760 Whole identity

01:18:29.420 Trans

01:18:30.200 And gender

01:18:30.580 Diverse

01:18:31.000 And just the

01:18:31.580 Way to walk

01:18:31.880 Where two

01:18:32.260 Spirit

01:18:32.600 Rights

01:18:33.160 Are human

01:18:34.080 Rights

01:18:34.280 Always

01:18:35.040 We love

01:18:36.200 You

01:18:36.440 Much love

01:18:37.040 I doubt

01:18:37.560 That very much

01:18:38.360 You seem to be

01:18:39.260 Very hateful

01:18:40.060 Of anything

01:18:40.620 Resembling sanity

01:18:41.500 That's

01:18:43.120 You're

01:18:43.480 You're insane

01:18:44.260 Okay

01:18:44.740 That's

01:18:45.300 So

01:18:46.220 That's what's

01:18:47.080 Probably gonna be

01:18:48.080 I mean

01:18:48.520 They'll be eventually

01:18:49.160 Running the government

01:18:49.880 In Alberta

01:18:50.360 Seems the

01:18:52.540 More demented

01:18:53.300 You are

01:18:53.680 The faster

01:18:54.160 You go up

01:18:54.620 In the system

01:18:55.240 It's great

01:18:57.420 It's

01:18:58.200 Comforting

01:18:59.240 It's

01:19:00.000 Um

01:19:00.500 I just

01:19:04.440 I don't know

01:19:04.880 That's

01:19:05.280 Just stay away

01:19:06.120 From that neighborhood

01:19:06.700 Maybe

01:19:07.060 Let's just maybe

01:19:07.800 Is there a way

01:19:08.240 To continue

01:19:08.540 Can we wall that off

01:19:09.720 Does anyone know

01:19:11.080 Where that is

01:19:11.760 People are

01:19:15.480 Listen

01:19:16.060 Puking in your mouth

01:19:16.960 Is one thing

01:19:17.440 I don't need

01:19:17.940 I need

01:19:18.380 Information

01:19:19.080 Finish puking

01:19:21.340 Get back to work

01:19:22.420 Where is this

01:19:23.720 I'm gonna whip

01:19:30.280 My own

01:19:30.600 Comments

01:19:31.160 It has

01:19:34.660 Names

01:19:35.220 And numbers

01:19:35.780 To me

01:19:36.280 It's so weird

01:19:40.500 I don't know

01:19:40.980 There's fucking

01:19:41.500 2,500 people

01:19:42.740 Watching this

01:19:43.300 I don't have

01:19:43.680 No idea

01:19:44.040 What anyone's

01:19:44.560 Doing

01:19:44.820 Somebody's

01:19:46.040 Probably

01:19:46.380 The odds

01:19:47.240 Are

01:19:47.580 Guys

01:19:48.020 Think about

01:19:48.400 This

01:19:48.600 The odds

01:19:49.280 Are

01:19:49.500 Definitely

01:19:50.080 100%

01:19:50.900 There's 2,500

01:19:51.600 People watching

01:19:52.260 This

01:19:52.460 At least

01:19:53.140 Five of

01:19:53.600 Them are

01:19:53.820 Masturbating

01:19:54.420 Right now

01:19:55.320 If not

01:19:57.260 Worse

01:19:57.620 At minimum

01:19:58.520 At minimum

01:19:59.060 Who's doing

01:20:01.500 It

01:20:01.840 Oh

01:20:04.060 Somebody

01:20:05.640 Somebody

01:20:06.080 Just stopped

01:20:06.920 I felt it

01:20:08.100 They were like

01:20:08.860 Oh my god

01:20:09.560 Yeah I

01:20:10.140 Fuck it

01:20:10.520 I can

01:20:10.760 See you

01:20:11.540 I'm telling

01:20:17.220 Listen

01:20:17.580 If the CIA

01:20:18.420 Like

01:20:18.880 I might get

01:20:20.720 Too powerful

01:20:21.260 Soon

01:20:21.660 Then what

01:20:22.800 Are you gonna

01:20:23.040 Do

01:20:23.380 Do not

01:20:27.300 Threat the CIA

01:20:28.380 With psychic

01:20:28.820 Warfare

01:20:29.240 You will

01:20:29.560 Definitely

01:20:29.940 Get killed

01:20:30.440 Weird

01:20:32.080 Things will

01:20:32.480 Happen to

01:20:32.800 You

01:20:32.960 You strangle

01:20:35.440 First you'll

01:20:35.940 Have a catheter

01:20:36.480 For some reason

01:20:36.900 Be like

01:20:37.120 Why do I

01:20:37.480 Need this

01:20:37.880 To commit

01:20:38.380 Suicide

01:20:38.860 What that

01:20:39.280 Doesn't make

01:20:39.580 Any sense

01:20:40.420 And no

01:20:40.860 One will

01:20:41.100 Investigate

01:20:41.540 Your death

01:20:41.840 At all

01:20:42.180 Like

01:20:43.540 Crazy stuff

01:20:44.320 Like that

01:20:44.760 That make

01:20:45.660 No sense

01:20:46.280 And no one

01:20:46.960 Investigates

01:20:47.560 Because everyone's

01:20:48.340 Terrified

01:20:48.900 I can't believe

01:20:51.920 The police

01:20:52.340 Didn't look

01:20:52.780 Into that

01:20:53.240 Like

01:20:53.540 Could you

01:20:54.400 Imagine being

01:20:54.980 The NYPD

01:20:55.640 And isn't

01:20:56.820 It like

01:20:57.060 Ten of those

01:20:57.560 Officers that

01:20:58.280 Had the

01:20:58.600 Laptop

01:20:59.160 Committed suicide

01:21:00.100 Within like

01:21:00.520 A year or

01:21:00.940 Two

01:21:01.120 I'm pretty

01:21:02.320 Sure that's

01:21:02.760 Accurate

01:21:03.140 And they

01:21:05.080 Weren't like

01:21:05.520 They were like

01:21:06.140 Senior cops

01:21:06.900 Like two or

01:21:07.400 Three police

01:21:07.940 Chiefs

01:21:08.560 And like

01:21:09.280 Deputy

01:21:09.660 Like big

01:21:10.280 Time guys

01:21:10.980 And they

01:21:11.840 All just

01:21:12.060 Got wiped

01:21:12.540 Out

01:21:12.880 Imagine being

01:21:16.060 Part of that

01:21:16.480 Operation

01:21:16.960 Like

01:21:17.440 And all

01:21:20.380 Your boss

01:21:20.780 Like that's

01:21:21.300 Like in the

01:21:21.600 Departed

01:21:22.060 You know

01:21:22.660 When his boss

01:21:23.460 Gets thrown

01:21:23.860 Off the roof

01:21:24.460 And you're like

01:21:24.880 Oh fuck

01:21:25.660 Now what are

01:21:27.000 You gonna do

01:21:27.700 You know

01:21:28.300 It's like

01:21:31.840 We're doing it

01:21:32.360 Boys

01:21:32.640 The NYPD

01:21:33.400 They're gonna

01:21:33.780 Go take down

01:21:34.340 The Clintons

01:21:34.860 They've got

01:21:35.260 Whatever

01:21:35.600 You know

01:21:35.940 Whatever they

01:21:36.440 Have

01:21:36.720 It's fucking

01:21:37.180 This is it

01:21:37.840 They have

01:21:38.760 A big

01:21:39.040 Meeting

01:21:39.500 Everybody

01:21:42.640 Leave your

01:21:43.080 Phones

01:21:43.320 Outside

01:21:43.840 What

01:21:45.380 What's

01:21:45.660 Going

01:21:45.800 Just

01:21:46.020 Fucking

01:21:46.340 Do it

01:21:46.740 The chief

01:21:47.080 Said leave

01:21:47.440 Your

01:21:47.580 Phones

01:21:47.840 Outside

01:21:48.340 They bring

01:21:50.360 In the

01:21:50.560 Fucking tech

01:21:51.100 Guys

01:21:51.640 Yeah okay

01:21:52.600 No you know

01:21:53.400 Faraday cage

01:21:54.120 This shit

01:21:54.520 They probably

01:21:55.160 Have in that

01:21:55.900 Police station

01:21:56.380 They've got

01:21:56.660 Secure rooms

01:21:57.180 Like that

01:21:57.620 Cram everybody

01:21:58.620 In there

01:21:59.080 I'm not gonna

01:22:02.460 Ask anybody

01:22:03.160 To do this

01:22:03.900 That doesn't

01:22:04.480 Want to do

01:22:04.940 This

01:22:05.340 But this

01:22:07.440 Is what

01:22:07.720 We are

01:22:08.080 Doing

01:22:08.420 You know

01:22:09.560 We have

01:22:11.280 Evidence

01:22:11.780 Of

01:22:12.280 This is gonna

01:22:15.080 Be a

01:22:16.020 Fucking war

01:22:16.760 This is gonna

01:22:17.560 Be a

01:22:18.140 Shit show

01:22:18.760 An absolute

01:22:20.820 Shit show

01:22:21.440 And I can't

01:22:22.500 Guarantee

01:22:22.880 Anybody's

01:22:24.280 Say like

01:22:25.180 This is big

01:22:25.720 Time guys

01:22:26.240 This has

01:22:26.980 Changed the

01:22:27.440 World level

01:22:27.940 Police work

01:22:28.560 Okay

01:22:29.320 And we

01:22:30.360 Don't know

01:22:30.600 What's gonna

01:22:30.880 Happen but

01:22:31.460 A bunch of

01:22:34.800 Them go

01:22:35.100 We're in

01:22:35.540 Let's do it

01:22:36.020 Let's fucking

01:22:36.400 Do this

01:22:36.880 Bunch of

01:22:37.860 Other ones

01:22:38.220 Are like

01:22:38.500 I don't

01:22:39.380 I don't

01:22:39.700 Want to

01:22:39.960 You know

01:22:40.220 Like it's

01:22:40.580 Cool man

01:22:40.960 We get it

01:22:41.340 Like this

01:22:41.680 Is basically

01:22:42.100 Crazy right

01:22:42.780 But we

01:22:43.060 Have to

01:22:43.340 And then

01:22:45.720 They're sitting

01:22:45.980 There going

01:22:46.300 Geez I

01:22:46.660 Wonder when

01:22:46.980 They're gonna

01:22:47.220 Do it

01:22:47.520 Like tell him

01:22:48.200 It Friday

01:22:48.600 Friday

01:22:49.080 Thursday morning

01:22:50.580 None of them

01:22:51.160 Come into work

01:22:51.880 Because they're

01:22:52.420 All dead

01:22:52.920 I don't think

01:22:57.840 They got killed

01:22:58.260 That fast

01:22:58.820 But it was

01:22:59.260 It was

01:22:59.740 It was in

01:23:00.380 Rampant succession

01:23:01.200 It was like

01:23:01.660 Suicide

01:23:02.240 Suicide

01:23:02.900 Suicide

01:23:03.540 Car

01:23:03.840 Car

01:23:03.860 Car

01:23:04.320 Like

01:23:04.340 How scary

01:23:08.400 Is that

01:23:08.900 That's

01:23:09.180 Crazy

01:23:09.640 So

01:23:10.300 Not even

01:23:11.560 The senior

01:23:11.960 Leadership

01:23:12.440 Of the

01:23:12.980 Fucking

01:23:13.300 NYPD

01:23:13.920 Are safe

01:23:14.560 That's bad

01:23:16.340 Are you

01:23:16.840 Hey

01:23:17.060 Are you

01:23:17.300 Any of

01:23:17.600 You guys

01:23:17.960 That powerful

01:23:18.600 Hey

01:23:21.140 Who's as

01:23:21.520 Powerful

01:23:22.020 As like

01:23:22.440 The chiefs

01:23:22.940 Of police

01:23:23.360 Of the

01:23:23.640 NYPD

01:23:24.160 Anybody

01:23:24.600 In here

01:23:25.120 Does anybody

01:23:25.660 Have that

01:23:26.040 Level of

01:23:26.580 Juice

01:23:27.340 Because they

01:23:28.760 Tried

01:23:29.120 And they

01:23:29.400 All got

01:23:29.680 Fucking

01:23:30.000 Yeeted

01:23:30.480 scene roger i okay that we are dealing with a dragon here this is not you know

01:23:40.860 i know what we'll do we'll we'll have a convoy i've been selling my soul no

01:23:51.860 no more parking lot drinking jesus christ

01:23:59.980 scary dude it's a scary world there's crazy stuff going on i'm pretty sure that story is mostly

01:24:10.180 accurate i remember this at the time and since people have mentioned it and it's just one of

01:24:15.800 those like wow imagine being one of the officers that knew what was going on and either didn't

01:24:21.400 participate or wasn't implicated or knew just enough and it was like he was friends with two

01:24:25.220 of these guys and then he's just like fuck are they gonna kill me like i'm not saying shit

01:24:30.720 they just killed all my friends i'm not saying anything if anybody asks me hey do you ever hear

01:24:36.160 anything about that clinton oh no no no no that's just crazy you know i'd never fucking ever say

01:24:42.420 anything about that come on kids let's go let's go get in the car that's somebody that's somebody's

01:24:48.600 real life that's crazy scary you know that's a that's a crazy level of power you can just stone

01:25:01.380 cold fucking take on assassinate a bunch of cops at the nype and they go oh well i guess the case is

01:25:10.080 over to be all the people investigating it have died so guess no one ever look at that file again

01:25:16.420 whoa this is like emperor palpatine level stuff guys

01:25:24.820 we live in a the good the government are good people oh yeah yeah the the whoever is the ultimate

01:25:34.040 power in the land you know whoever that is

01:25:38.120 they're uh clearly ruthless

01:25:43.620 crazy man scary stuff you don't know what's out there

01:25:59.040 did that sound like it was getting closer or getting further away it's like lightning

01:26:08.400 make sure it doesn't happen again all right um feather not dot said you have my admiration

01:26:19.780 i know that doesn't mean a lot from an armchair quarterback

01:26:23.400 no man it's not true i appreciate it um he says money does not buy honor but that's true too

01:26:30.500 canadian spelling of honor but i appreciate your courage and strength and your honor thanks man i

01:26:35.680 appreciate yours too um that's what we need to win we have to keep that tight and we have to hold

01:26:41.780 ourselves accountable we have to maintain a standard or whilst we're not any different than them the

01:26:45.840 only way we can beat them is to is to not be them we have to be something superior to them

01:26:50.000 that defeats them so the only way to do that is to you know do those things and hold yourself

01:26:56.960 you know to higher standards and you know

01:27:01.660 it is what it is

01:27:06.720 oh i hate it i hate hate hate this shit

01:27:13.520 oh i'm really tired of this already i don't even want to talk about it anymore i did discuss a lot

01:27:23.280 of it on the uh

01:27:24.160 on the uh on the twitter space but this is the best this is the best way that i can

01:27:35.120 convey

01:27:38.400 my feelings on on the situation and why not just apply it's not just applies to

01:27:46.320 in this case uh bernier and his team of geniuses whoever they are

01:27:53.460 but a lot of other people and there's a resentment there

01:28:00.160 and it's something i've held for a long time since i've been very probably a teenager

01:28:07.040 and i have a great example of it that i think anybody could relate to

01:28:15.440 and i think you don't you'll it'll make sense in 2006

01:28:21.440 i was in the army reserve i was 6 17

01:28:27.280 no what i've been how long i would have been

01:28:30.400 it was 19 18 or 19

01:28:32.680 i turned 20 or did i turn 21 when i deploy

01:28:40.000 i can't remember i was young late teenager i think

01:28:43.080 2006 or late 2005 early 2006

01:28:46.720 and the war in afghanistan has become a little spicy and actually for the first time since

01:28:53.040 korea guys are like in combat and dying and uh not infrequently it was it was canada's iraq

01:29:00.880 at that time uh the marines and the army had been in iraq for three years and we were seeing all this show

01:29:07.520 happening on tv fallujah you know all of this crazy ieds what the fuck are those like we're just seeing all

01:29:14.240 this this crazy new hybrid guerrilla fighting vietcong guys in sandals and masks beheaded

01:29:19.200 like just crazy whoa this is a different kind of war yeah it's it's dirty too

01:29:25.280 and then in 2006 we get involved and people local people start getting killed guys that people know

01:29:31.760 and we're like grew up with and it's like oh this is personal now like we're actually losing people whoa

01:29:37.200 and the military said yeah we need this many guys

01:29:45.040 to go and backfill regular force army positions like i'm in the reserves by the way where it's just

01:29:49.600 like ah basically just kids playing make-believe we need uh this many guys to go as a frontline

01:29:56.560 infantryman combat afghanistan who's going let's go

01:30:00.720 and my friends and i one of them who just passed away recently tyson bowen

01:30:11.360 stepped forward and said we'll go let's go

01:30:17.200 and at the same time a whole bunch of other people didn't that up until that time

01:30:23.280 some of them really talked a big game and really had a lot a lot to say and big mouths you know

01:30:31.680 and we're higher ranked than us and in these positions of it oh well that's look at this guys

01:30:39.360 and then the day came and said it's time to go it's time to go fight the war let's go and they

01:30:44.960 were like oh i have to go to school well my girlfriend just don't me i'm not really all these excuses

01:30:51.200 now that there is skin in the game oh we're actually going to fight for real whoa i'm not

01:30:57.920 cool with risk all of a sudden no no this was just i was just pretending is what i was hearing i just

01:31:03.840 meant i there was a kid who did his uh high school equivalency exam he was like 17 he was 18 when we

01:31:09.920 deployed barely finished high school in a tent in wainwright i watched him do it under a can under a

01:31:16.400 under a stove and lantern in a in a fucking arctic tent in like november and it was like minus 40s it

01:31:22.560 was just hell in wainwright frozen hell and there he is doing some kind of english paper i'm like what

01:31:26.880 are you doing to go on my high school diploma i'm like whoa

01:31:32.160 like it that like blew my mind and then on the other side there were there were guys like guys

01:31:47.840 that were in like really they were like in law school and stuff but then there were these other

01:31:52.480 guys that were like oh no all of a sudden i don't know we go do that most of us come back

01:31:59.600 not everybody and then everything's different after that we end up i stay in the reg forest and

01:32:07.200 most of the other guys do and then years later when it calms down the war is uh significantly less

01:32:16.720 intense at least for canada we've kind of pulled out of that a.o and we're kind of doing ice cream

01:32:20.560 tours and shut her down and you know security of very you know deep deep safe and you know safely

01:32:26.800 held territory it's very low risk it's not a you know it's been years since anyone's been killed

01:32:32.640 like you know and then all of a sudden guess who it is oh oh look who's showed up

01:32:43.440 oh yeah i'm here to go to the war now oh are you oh well now that we've cleared the way i suppose

01:32:50.080 now that it's safe i suppose you might as well sir and then those people get the same

01:32:56.000 medals as we did so everybody has the same one regardless of when you went and a whole bunch

01:33:01.280 of people would they they came climbing out of the woodwork

01:33:07.840 people coming out of like school positions at the school and like out of nowhere because they

01:33:12.320 want to do all they are you just go and hang out and lift weights and eat ice cream for a few months

01:33:16.480 and then you leave you get a medal whoo you make a bunch of money's tax-free why not tell everybody

01:33:20.640 you're a hero yeah they were just like oh yeah awesome and we're all just standing here after

01:33:26.880 half of our friends get fucking chewed to bits watching these people high-five oh yeah going on tour

01:33:31.360 this is awesome we're like oh yeah is it awesome it's awesome oh it's awesome now oh cool

01:33:37.520 because when we went it wasn't awesome it was really shitty it was really shitty and you

01:33:43.280 fucking stayed home that must have been nice i thought we were a fucking team and you were

01:33:54.000 like no i'll stay home you you watched us walk away and get on the bus and you didn't be like now oh

01:33:59.680 no i have to go with them no no and now you're gonna just walk in here like it's all good

01:34:06.880 oh we're gonna high five now

01:34:16.960 oh you're gonna get the same medal too huh that's crazy

01:34:26.160 a bunch of those people went on to claim uh like ptsd and stuff too

01:34:31.360 just the general stress you know it was just stressful in general they could you could just go in there you

01:34:36.320 you could just go in and be like i don't want that and they'd be like were you in afghanistan yeah ptsd

01:34:41.680 immediately pension by it was just it was a revolving door anybody that wanted it there

01:34:48.480 everybody you know what they knew what you had to say or do and just way you would go

01:34:56.800 and we'd watch that too and be like some of my friends are actually really

01:35:01.920 like what happened to you and they're like oh man i thought there was a sniper this one day

01:35:09.040 we're like you thought there was a sniper one day yeah but it turned out it was just a pop tart

01:35:15.120 uh-huh yeah it's fucking crazy man like i didn't know what was gonna happen

01:35:20.960 yeah uh-huh and you got wow you got 90 disability that's crazy

01:35:27.200 it's crazy some of these guys couldn't even get a doctor and then they died because they killed

01:35:34.880 themselves so you know i kind of have a resentment for people that

01:35:43.440 want to they're gonna sit out the first few waves of the beach landing they're gonna wait until you know

01:35:50.720 the shittiness is over and and then they'll just kind of come in the back

01:35:55.120 and say oh yeah here we go guys let's go get them now

01:35:59.520 excuse me i think uh i think you should maybe pay the proper respects first

01:36:10.160 especially considering uh you were asked for help and you said no no

01:36:18.160 because you were just gonna wait and see which way it landed

01:36:26.480 oh are they getting out of jail now oh all of a sudden all of a sudden

01:36:33.120 i have strong opinions on this thing i could have known about at any time or have known about for years

01:36:39.280 just wasn't politically convenient to get into

01:36:45.040 so all of those efforts and fundraising efforts and scrambles for lawyers and the horrors that the

01:36:49.840 family had to endure with no being gaslit and abused by the by the government by the police by the

01:36:56.480 media just yeah you're just gonna sit all that out let the people we'll just you know

01:37:01.840 now that it's safe to chime in i suppose suppose i'll stick my dick in here

01:37:12.480 men don't like to be led from the back they resent it it might work on like low level plebs

01:37:33.120 um i don't consider myself as such and a lot of my friends don't either and we're not gonna be

01:37:38.720 you know treated like this by someone like you

01:37:51.760 so all the fundraisers that went on

01:37:55.680 couldn't be bothered good no no it's only the most high profile case of political

01:38:01.920 prisoners in canadian history really can't expect them to have a fucking

01:38:06.000 opinion on that or anything this is too risky really don't want to commit too hard

01:38:14.400 certainly don't want to help out with the you know need for lawyers at the last hour like

01:38:20.960 men's lives hang in the balance or anything no we're gonna see how it plays out i yeah yeah i get it

01:38:28.160 and then as a response to this criticism

01:38:31.600 this is beautiful not even to me

01:38:40.720 through someone else

01:38:44.240 someone else through someone else to us

01:38:51.440 sends this message

01:38:55.360 oh max said he'll come on

01:38:56.640 on on the february 17th stream and donate a thousand dollars

01:39:03.200 wow oh my god a thousand dollar redoes oh my goodness

01:39:12.160 do you think i am running a lemonade stand

01:39:14.880 do you understand do you understand we've raised over a quarter of a million dollars

01:39:24.400 are you aware that we're well aware that you're a multi-millionaire

01:39:29.600 with several government pensions

01:39:33.280 i personally have thrown far more than that into this campaign

01:39:38.400 uh this is a hilariously insultingly low

01:39:45.680 number

01:39:47.680 to i mean that's how that's just is that is this a joke

01:39:53.680 are you kidding you meant 10 000 right i mean at a minimum

01:39:59.120 how outrageous

01:40:08.320 you got to be kidding me

01:40:10.480 no we'll we'll be good we're okay thanks

01:40:18.000 i'll i'll throw in two i'll cover you just

01:40:20.320 don't don't break the bank or anything

01:40:26.640 here here have ten dollars

01:40:32.960 to imagine if i did that to somebody here i'll give you 10 bucks

01:40:37.040 oh oh geez oh my goodness

01:40:41.600 what a what a touching sacrifice

01:40:43.520 and like would that have been of his own money or is that going to be from like party funds

01:40:52.960 so not like do you know what i mean like it's not crazy to ask at this point

01:41:05.280 oh and there's there's a couple other worse ones that i'm just going to keep under my hat for a

01:41:09.440 little while because there's there's definitely be legal implications

01:41:16.320 not sure how i want to

01:41:19.200 go with that one so i'm just going to leave it for now but uh yeah super not impressed generally

01:41:30.960 and that's not a knock on on the supporters in the party or anything at all because i know a

01:41:34.480 a lot of people in ppc and they're good people and um you know generally want or in the same

01:41:40.640 direction want the same things you know generally in a general sense um there's a lot of a lot of

01:41:45.840 overlap of uh sentiments and so on so it's not um it's i'm not this isn't about them this is about

01:41:54.240 certain people let's say they seem to have a problem with somebody else

01:42:06.320 but don't have the guts to just say it and are perfectly happy to just use whatever for

01:42:15.200 to their own benefit whenever it suits them

01:42:24.720 must think i'm saving for a new bicycle oh it's cute the kid's got a lemonade stand

01:42:29.760 here give him five dollars towards his new bicycle

01:42:45.200 like this community did far more than any of them

01:42:55.120 how many of these fundraisers did we put on where did all this come from like that

01:43:05.200 and they all just act like again the building just collapsed on itself

01:43:09.040 it's just building sevened

01:43:13.360 wow how did this crazy turn of events happen i don't know it just happened out of nowhere

01:43:18.800 it's not like a whole bunch of people pulled together at the last minute to just

01:43:26.080 accomplish this you know

01:43:27.200 amazing thing no it was it just happened somehow

01:43:38.160 yeah and those people and but they by the way they they had been telling the truth this whole time

01:43:42.480 as well to everyone that would listen all over the world actually uh it's been out there the story's

01:43:49.120 uh it's been out there and uh you're just all pretending like oh i ate this mustard

01:43:54.560 keep it up keep it up it's funny it shows me how much power i have over you

01:44:05.600 like they won't even say our names half the time

01:44:07.520 it's very funny

01:44:17.440 it's the halloween music i'm telling you

01:44:24.720 uh webo ludwig oh that's not a good name isn't that the guy that police sit set up

01:44:30.400 derek knows about this guy that's him right something about a pipeline uh he says hitting

01:44:35.840 up sam triply tonight i would get a pick with some dag gear on it with sam but rance hasn't made

01:44:40.320 the snapback hat in the griff shop i've been requesting tsk tsk hasn't made the snapback do we

01:44:45.680 have those i don't know i please again your honor i don't know i don't know anything about what goes

01:44:51.440 on in this company i'm incompetent i'm inept i'm out of my mind i'm eccentric i keep strange hours i

01:44:59.120 talk to a goat figurine your honor i can't be held responsible for anything that goes on in this

01:45:03.520 in this fucked up outfit i resent the fact that you've been asking me these questions a man so

01:45:07.920 clearly is mentally handicapped as i this is outrageous this is the age of the thames i demand

01:45:13.040 to be included in the inclusiveness my mental illness is my strength and i'm tired of being

01:45:18.960 persecuted for it

01:45:22.240 philip take us home take us home philip

01:45:25.840 and i want ice cream on the way home

01:45:27.360 the vanilla kind with a little chocolate bits in them wherever we got it last time

01:45:41.040 it's been a long week you have no idea it was it was just it was mentally exhausting

01:45:45.760 just sit there and listen to people just talk total none like

01:45:57.440 you know it's it's not the best um i gotta get through these here

01:46:04.560 alex wood says when derek finishes selling his books you could write one too and call it

01:46:08.000 my life in court

01:46:16.800 i i could i don't know man i just never

01:46:21.200 writing a whole book seems like a lot like i wouldn't be able to do it in any it would be

01:46:25.760 huge it would be like a thousand pages it would be so it would be like gargantuan i'd be like john i'd

01:46:31.680 be that like rr martin freak then it would just be like it would kill me i would never stop it it

01:46:39.040 would it would be well these things i never finish you know what i mean

01:46:43.520 you know like year six like this is a 2000 page manuscript

01:46:49.040 just go crazy like you're asking me to you're asking me to go into some places that i don't know

01:46:53.600 if it's good for me mentally with my personality i don't know there's some boxes and drawers and

01:46:58.480 doors you just i mean it says danger right on there it says do not open and you're like

01:47:05.280 asking me to open i don't know

01:47:08.640 fuck it i mean if it comes down to it you know why not might as well go crazy

01:47:13.200 short and long says leave passes yeah yeah uh when i got you

01:47:18.080 when i got in you only got one blank leave pass to type out on a typewriter if you

01:47:22.400 fucked it up you were still out of luck ruthless hellbilly says you're wearing a lawyer

01:47:27.520 a costume every stream but the fuck it streams i guess they kind of are but you'd have to wear a

01:47:31.600 tie you can't get away with this in a courtroom you know that'd be that'd be that would be a little

01:47:36.400 bit much as as the lawyer for sure if not the lawyer it's like who's this dickhead you know oh

01:47:43.760 he must think you're some fucking cool guy no tie oh look at you like that's what i would say

01:47:47.360 about me but even i wear a tie come on now come on now this isn't a barn animal place

01:47:58.800 come on now dress yourself for god's sakes people for god's sakes

01:48:04.720 oh it's so funny

01:48:16.640 it's so true though like both you know so the whole thing the whole experience is just ridiculous

01:48:21.440 the whole thing is just and when it's all it's all over basically nothing like

01:48:26.960 i can't i can't wait to just be able to freely talk about all the stuff that happened because

01:48:30.960 oh my god it's just it's just it's i wouldn't have believed it if it didn't happen to me i'd be

01:48:39.040 i wouldn't believe it it's so ridiculous oh og mango uh says tonight on daggin order

01:48:47.120 jeremy the lawyer is calling out everyone on philip bustering oh no philip bustering hellbilly

01:48:53.920 deluxes can't wait for the energy drink water fountains okay that could happen i mean that that's

01:49:01.520 possible that could if there's a way to make that happen it'll happen so i feel like it probably a

01:49:09.520 matter of time i think logan paul will be behind it if that's if that's ever going to be energy drink

01:49:14.000 water fountains it's going to be logan paul's fault i don't don't tell me how i know this i just i

01:49:18.800 have a very strong psychic impulse that the world will end on new year's eve when logan paul reveals

01:49:29.920 energy drink water fountains ginger snap says it's nice to see things swinging back this way in 2024

01:49:36.320 watching rebel and the fake rights credibility being murder murdered by their own hand in real

01:49:41.440 time is quite satisfying tribe and train year of the bigot it is

01:49:44.960 it is it is things have definitely turned around haven't they what a difference a year makes

01:49:54.080 so many people talked so much shit and they got fucking blown up

01:50:03.360 imagine how hard it would be

01:50:05.120 where's this song i can't we gotta we gotta give them a little bit of you know

01:50:18.160 is this the one

01:50:23.040 i mean come on

01:50:23.920 how to be that committed to a story you know

01:50:34.800 and it just goes so embarrassingly bad like one after the other after the other after the other

01:50:41.440 and it just keeps getting worse

01:50:42.720 no charges what

01:50:46.960 second rack only got house arrest after running over five

01:50:56.320 he's out of jail what did they plead guilty to a minor ticket offense

01:51:01.760 i don't know i mean i'd i'd be embarrassed

01:51:11.360 i'd be embarrassed i'd be very embarrassed

01:51:15.920 yeah well it's still it doesn't mean

01:51:19.040 re there's there's incredible we've made so many people re we've actually like rearranged the landscape

01:51:24.800 of political of canadian uh political online discourse we've literally gone in like a

01:51:32.000 like violently just reached in and punched a hole in the whole thing

01:51:38.160 now now they all have to deal with us it's hilarious

01:51:42.400 ezra blocked like 300 accounts today

01:51:47.280 all day i was like just do to check it in there's new people being like me too

01:51:51.200 me too me too yeah you got me too i also blocked blocked so he's like is he just here all day

01:51:55.680 going

01:51:58.480 block block like is he doing that or is someone else doing that is there some assistant that has to go

01:52:04.480 like the fact it's happening at all is like

01:52:07.120 oh no did we get to him

01:52:24.240 the criticism must have said have upset him for some reason geez

01:52:29.120 maybe don't lie about people how how could this have happened how why is this happening to me

01:52:38.880 it's anti-semitism is what it is no you're just a liar and we don't like you

01:52:47.040 hellbilly deluxe says we are they're building seven that that could be a shirt dagelon is building seven

01:52:52.080 that's not bad there's something to that one there's this there's a somebody somebody unwrap

01:53:01.200 that for me where's fairy put that in his big brain computer and see what comes out of there i

01:53:06.560 want to see what that one does see what that one does it's like a fax machine what do you think about

01:53:10.800 this idea huh yeah that's not bad that'll work

01:53:21.840 it's possible

01:53:25.200 dagelon is building seven

01:53:30.160 it's a great big problem that nobody wants to talk about because it doesn't go anywhere fun for anybody

01:53:36.240 so we're just going to ignore it forever

01:53:42.880 don't look at it it's so funny that's a good one uh og mango says many vibrations can take down

01:53:49.920 infrastructure bridges buildings yeah what were we talking about that i think i was talking about

01:53:54.160 that on one of the other streams we're talking about this with another guy it's like you have to

01:53:57.200 break step across a bridge because if you march across it'll bring it down dancing yes we considered

01:54:02.640 this i wonder what building was taken down by a bunch of dancing people if you google dancing

01:54:07.280 people and buildings collapsing or just generally stick to that trend

01:54:12.720 i mean they're surprisingly you would think this is this would be a weird combination but there there

01:54:18.240 is there is a treasure at the end of the yellow brick road it's it's very

01:54:24.240 the truth is stranger than fiction nigel says hey man hey brother thank you for constantly

01:54:29.120 consistently killing it figured i'd pop in and pay the goat work sleep train eat sleep repeat

01:54:33.920 no days off you take some take some days off you know treat yourself once in a while we can't have

01:54:38.560 you going completely insane you know people are already scared like the lefties are already

01:54:43.440 terrified of you people send me screenshots sometimes there's people on twitter just be like

01:54:47.760 this guy's going oh my god he's wearing a fucking bulletproof vest he's training for a war

01:54:55.520 they're just loosening their minds

01:54:59.520 it's just go he's just exercising

01:55:05.760 he's so fucking aggressively white yes yes he is oh ah the world is our playground isn't it

01:55:17.760 oh he says let the politicians and fags have it yeah let them let them play their games it's all

01:55:23.920 gonna it's gonna go nowhere good i don't know who's gayer and who's crazier you know that's the that's

01:55:31.120 the choice what party they got to be ndp or something right i hope i hope there's not an imagine

01:55:39.680 there's a new oh god that could happen i don't want to give them any ideas

01:55:42.960 that'd be the most obnoxious political party in history that would be that would be like one of

01:55:51.760 the signs that would be that has to be some kind of pagan sign of the apocalypse

01:56:00.640 huh

01:56:01.200 crj says if you want to see actual canada please look up cellular coverage maps

01:56:05.680 like rogers tell us we are a nation of dots cities and little strings most of canada is uninhabitable

01:56:11.440 it's true there's a reason people don't live there it's uh brutally cold

01:56:19.440 very hostile climate very hard to live in is all of it's on it's just right there there's so many

01:56:29.200 the problem is that we need more people look at all of this space empty space what what can you do

01:56:35.280 with empty space is that you can fill it with most of india this is just common sense for common

01:56:43.200 people look all of manitoba is basically just nothing we'll just put everyone there

01:56:53.440 put the things in the empty spots i did it on sim city when i was in college

01:57:00.800 trust me it makes sense it's common sense you smug jackasses you thought this was a game

01:57:14.480 you thought you thought dark pp was just a game well i've been listening to ben shapiro's gangster

01:57:22.800 rapping and here's some common sense for you

01:57:30.560 i'll i'll call the fucking cops on you for talking about me on the internet i will i'm very thin-skinned

01:57:39.760 i'm very very easily upset

01:57:42.240 i respond to name calling like a baby

01:57:49.600 i've had to take off my glasses because people kept calling me millhouse

01:57:57.360 because of that son of a bitch and his disgusting goat rapist god that he prays to

01:58:04.720 i'm thirsty but he's right we gotta fill up the empty space

01:58:25.600 there's all that empty space

01:58:40.480 just just just just pump millions of africans into the plains of saskatchewan just just

01:58:46.240 i'm a west coast strutting one bad mother got a rival snake suitcase just put them in

01:58:54.400 put them in phil

01:59:00.400 oh what's that india yeah give me india put it in put it in

01:59:03.680 get in there get in there there's lots of room there's lots of room go live at the north paul you

01:59:15.600 son of a bitch get in

01:59:32.240 if you can't laugh you'll go insane and then if you go insane you can't win and winning is all that matters

01:59:38.640 so you have to laugh at these retards

01:59:52.640 i never learned

02:00:06.640 the old night train days

02:00:16.160 remember those phil phil's still living them phil will never give up the night train

02:00:20.960 it's his identity it's who he is it's what he identifies as

02:00:25.760 a human a spectral night train of

02:00:30.400 furious partying and a very very big bad temper

02:00:34.000 zio bubba says hey boss you know that thing we talked about the other day with the guy it's done

02:00:39.840 and here's your cut i see this feels this feels illegal i don't know what's going on here i'm

02:00:46.000 for legal reasons i have no idea what's happening i'm simply accepting money because i am a whore

02:00:51.920 and people give them to give me money and i just take it from them i don't care who it is

02:00:55.520 i don't have to do anything i just take it they give it to me they're like here i'm like thanks and i

02:01:01.040 take it what do you want from me what do you want me to not do that oh no no thank you

02:01:06.640 here half money no no i can't

02:01:15.040 they're up to something they're planning something no they're just

02:01:19.280 they don't understand it it's so you have to explain these things in court it's insane

02:01:23.920 it's like bust you know it's like a guitar case people throw money in it they like it they don't

02:01:27.920 i don't care whatever guys playing a song whatever

02:01:33.840 what kind of money laundering scheme there's no scheme what oh my god

02:01:40.080 i just can't believe there's nothing like there must be some

02:01:43.040 sinister massive criminal element happening somewhere there isn't oh my god stop getting

02:01:48.320 so upset so easily jimmy goes to ottawa says go buy derrick's book and thanks uh for what you

02:01:54.480 do right thank you man jimmy goes to ottawa that should have been another name for derrick's book

02:02:01.680 derrick goes to ottawa he's in an 18 wheeler on the front of it that'd be amazing um

02:02:09.680 what else bigoted beehive

02:02:14.160 steven spurgberg says imagine this the center version of putin and cocaine fail on a mission oh good lord

02:02:21.120 putin on cocaine would be hilarious ceases they them uh

02:02:32.000 what raging distant.com dennis rancor.ca and corbett report.com is all i need to read and see

02:02:39.600 at the moment ceases they them thank you very much i think or are you or are we all going to be

02:02:45.200 implicated in some kind of nefarious setup scheme what remains to be seen just nancy

02:02:53.120 did it used to be more did it used to be nancy and something or nancy but now it's just nancy it's

02:02:57.600 a strange i don't know she says rock on a little something for the fight fun thank you very much

02:03:02.560 chucky's extremist circuses don't ever take chucky out of the box or you get them out with the horse

02:03:07.360 man exactly exactly do not poke animal you poked animal what happened you got oh man attack me well

02:03:14.960 you fucking poked him in the eye don't do that silly silly don't don't be silly come on don't be

02:03:24.880 silly uh jason says ezra suit

02:03:36.640 i need uh oh what is it it's not this one

02:03:44.960 oh what the hell is it

02:03:48.320 that's stupid what's that stupid theme song i don't remember

02:03:54.880 oh this is killing me

02:04:08.480 why can't i remember the name of this damn show someone saved me someone knows exactly what i'm

02:04:13.440 about to say but can't i'm telling you it's this psychic warfare they're trying to lock me up they're

02:04:18.080 trying to lock up my mouth i can't go on without it

02:04:27.200 it's no it's now buddy it was a stupid sarcastic yes okay that's creepy scotian lady

02:04:36.880 wow i didn't think anybody would actually get it but they did so jason says

02:04:44.560 ezra sued me today

02:05:00.160 ezra sued me today for stating truthfully that he used coot's disclosure to smear you

02:05:06.640 this will get interesting it's already quite interesting

02:05:15.360 that was probably a mistake ezra but

02:05:25.120 oh man when people go crazy it's crazy it's it's wild to watch people just go completely mad

02:05:39.920 and i've and i believe it i've seen this happen in uh in court already in various places where

02:05:45.200 they'll just double down on something that's already insane and just make it look way worse

02:05:50.480 you know the judge is like what the fuck and

02:06:00.720 i don't know i mean uh hey what did sun zoo say right i didn't even check uh odyssey this whole time

02:06:08.880 i'm gonna do that now i feel bad soaker city says you continue to be a huge inspiration to

02:06:12.800 canadians keep it up thank you man says here's some money to soap up for that goat for once yeah

02:06:17.680 he's a vacuum he says that's a euphemism for your own two nuts oh oh thanks man uh nazarite

02:06:27.440 says salutations thank you brother says i've been reading about counterinsurgency tactics used in

02:06:32.400 afghanistan in 2002 to 09 all of it sounded fucked up politics and as i was reading i couldn't see a

02:06:38.000 real reason you guys were there yeah it was very confusing it was very nonsensical and

02:06:43.920 it needs it should be it should be obvious right is something that huge has to happen everyone should

02:06:49.920 be very clear on the reason why like it shouldn't even need to be said like why are we at war again

02:06:55.440 what you should never have to ask that question should be very obvious like you just went to a war

02:07:04.000 and you're like wait why did it why are we doing this again i forget i forget why i forget when i why

02:07:08.560 i signed up for the murder olympics why did i do that again

02:07:14.560 was it was there girls here like what was was i drunk i don't remember

02:07:17.760 yeah i mean while you're there and while it's happening you don't you can't think about any of

02:07:30.160 this shit really there's no you're just too worried about not dying um it's later when you have to

02:07:36.560 justify or or things things can transpire that make it more and more difficult to ignore and then it just

02:07:46.260 becomes impossible and then it's uh very upsetting

02:07:53.460 but hey buy the ticket take the ride you know what i mean it's uh yeah it's like you get what

02:07:57.300 you deserve oh you didn't you didn't want all this crap to happen through the military then why'd

02:08:02.180 you join the military you're smart enough you should have known that was probably what was going

02:08:05.940 to happen and that's true yeah probably should so he was like yeah you know you're this is all

02:08:09.940 this crazy shit's probably gonna happen if you're not killed at all like yeah i probably still

02:08:14.020 would have done it because it was just what i needed to do at the time um hello what you got for me

02:08:24.740 tea okay

02:08:27.860 uh nanza wright says i was reading about uh canadian operations in zari and panjoy yep that was us

02:08:33.700 2006 and 2007 were pretty spicy

02:08:42.180 can't remember uh eight i wasn't around i don't that one wasn't too bad it kind of tapered off around

02:08:47.460 nine and then ten and then uh i think 2010 was probably i think the move back to kabul

02:08:53.140 and then by 12 i think by 2012 we were out of there or late 2012 or early 2013

02:09:01.780 so pretty much from 2000 and there was some incidents from like oh two to to six

02:09:09.540 or five but 2006 to 2010 was pretty pretty bad it's like it was like vietnam bad it wasn't it was

02:09:19.140 like you're guaranteed it's not going to be good your bad things will happen to you if you go out

02:09:23.700 there right now anywhere between these years like what are the chances of something bad i'm going to

02:09:27.860 have a bad day if i stay here for six months 100 okay 100 is there a chance i could die a high one yes

02:09:38.260 i think our casualty rate was like 30

02:09:42.900 killed or wounded it was like 30 of our combat units like that's

02:09:45.860 crazy high that's very bad the only reason we didn't have way more deaths is because we have

02:09:52.260 uh like bulletproof plates and stuff now we have um advanced medical we've got like quick

02:09:57.460 cloth and all these different devices and things to keep people alive that they didn't have in the

02:10:01.300 day that you know in the 80s you you'd have twice as many dead we would have three or four

02:10:05.940 hundred dead guys instead of what is it 159 or 160 you know so good time it was a good time

02:10:14.180 time was it was not it was not in fact a good time

02:10:24.500 i want morgan freeman to correct all of my sarcasm forever

02:10:30.180 it was definitely not a good time

02:10:36.020 he's suing jason lafitte shut up stop talking that's just a bully move

02:10:41.220 because he did

02:10:47.300 one hundred percent everything he said is provably just true

02:10:51.620 provably just true provably untrue

02:10:56.980 i've seen secret documents they're setting up no you didn't it didn't happen those don't exist

02:11:03.700 you're telling me they're sitting on evidence that this is what's happened and they're like you know

02:11:07.460 what let them go with a fucking possession charge you know something that would have been you would

02:11:12.340 have been pulled over and given a fine for all right never mind never mind the two years detention

02:11:18.660 everybody

02:11:23.060 what grand conspiracy is it this time what what ram it out of the hat will it be to explain the way

02:11:28.980 how this time

02:11:33.620 it's good we're gonna we're we're having we're having fun we're doing good we're doing great

02:11:37.780 kid uh ceases they them says i needed a laugh it's a ceases they them double this could be ceases

02:11:44.740 it really could be it's possible it's okay i mean i don't mind i don't mind having friends

02:11:50.820 you know be a double agent work for us you know it's way more fun and you know your own bosses are

02:11:56.740 retarded they'll never catch you no one would ever believe you no one would ever believe that that's

02:12:02.580 what's happening even if your friends found out we're like i'm telling you they're working for the

02:12:06.100 dagelon people they're feeding them information nobody would ever believe that you'd be like

02:12:10.660 are you kidding these people are obsessed they're still butthurt about the about before you know

02:12:14.900 they're still they've got this crazy idea in their head they're thinking about you know the goat

02:12:18.100 people it's all it's just it's paranoid delusions i think they're uh i think they're starting to crack

02:12:22.500 under the pressure boss i think you should uh fire them and give me a promotion that's what i think

02:12:26.580 no he's working for that no it'd be easy it'd be easy then you could play both sides i mean there's

02:12:35.700 there's a lot in this for you and there's some in it for us there's nothing in it for ceases now we're

02:12:41.620 going to be is it am i being charged with some possible seduction of an agent

02:12:47.540 is that a crime full disclosure i don't know if that's illegal or not

02:12:50.660 i should i call my lawyer i can call him right now could you imagine if i did that live

02:12:58.260 and he doesn't know for like weeks every night i'm calling like some crazy legal question

02:13:06.660 and he's just like what no and explains why it's called what's illegal tonight with sharif

02:13:13.780 would it be illegal if yes it's illegal don't do that oh fuck okay never mind

02:13:26.660 tonight on is it illegal i don't know i don't know it's canada like we're scared of it like

02:13:34.020 people are scared to talk now that's honestly that's how bad it is i'm kidding but there are

02:13:39.300 lots of people that are afraid to say things out loud they talk in hushed voices about things

02:13:44.500 in their own houses

02:13:48.900 people are afraid of their own phones how many people i know they're like

02:13:51.860 all right we gotta we put our phones in the microwave in this house i'm like okay

02:13:58.340 like at the level of paranoia and it's like it's not unfounded the government does appear to be out

02:14:03.220 of control doesn't it it does seem that way it seems to be

02:14:06.740 like getting a little loose with the rules

02:14:10.980 gb mac says show bobs and vagine gb mac

02:14:15.620 why why are you going there don't summon their presence because if they come then

02:14:23.300 listen you can't you can't say the phrases they hear these words they come you know i don't know

02:14:28.980 how they know but they know and they're here they're looking around they're like where where is

02:14:32.420 bob and vagine astro sweat that's great that's the sweat of an astronaut you know that's noble

02:14:40.420 that's better than the sweat of a person that's just a ground loser you know i guess clinton signing

02:14:47.380 his business and business is good oh are you the are you the guy can we can i pay you to never kill

02:14:53.300 me how ethical of a hitman are you like are you one of these guys it's like i always keep my word no

02:15:00.820 matter what are you just like a stout a total site i'm just killing for money i don't care what happens

02:15:05.060 there's no reason for me to give you money but if you're actually like an honorable guy i'd be like

02:15:08.820 i'll give you five grand and never kill me and it's like hey i've already he's already got me on

02:15:11.700 retainer i can't murder i'm sorry so when they try to hire you you're the best guy right

02:15:15.860 so i'm knocking off i'm buying off competition they're gonna have to work their way down to

02:15:21.300 mid-range assassins it's like you know dan and the boys and you're like i don't know you know

02:15:31.140 they basically just play xbox and they do a lot of drugs and you know it could go sideways

02:15:38.340 so your options

02:15:42.740 should i discuss my battle plans let me call my lawyer again

02:15:45.860 stop calling me for your fucking podcast

02:15:52.580 i'm i'm not i would never do that never do that boop

02:16:03.300 that would be funny though but i couldn't

02:16:06.740 um don't clinton side me because people are scary uh j j s d kings says thank you for your service

02:16:13.780 thank you man i appreciate that um the service thing is kind of i think derek said somebody said

02:16:18.740 to him once we should just start saying i'm sorry for your service it's like that's more accurate

02:16:23.060 actually that's more of a welcome sentiment i'm sorry for your service you're like oh thanks actually

02:16:28.980 yeah i know it was jesus this place you know that would go over well with most veterans pretty much

02:16:35.780 the honest ones which is so stick to the infantry the the combat arms guys

02:16:40.820 uh that's funny jimmy goes to ottawa oh i read that one jimmy goes to ottawa and what does he find

02:16:53.300 corruption corruption corruption through all mankind

02:17:01.860 uh am i all caught up what time is it

02:17:05.380 my goodness it's late the hour is late philip

02:17:08.660 um play crj says play the ezra grift dildo clip i don't have where is that

02:17:13.780 i'm trying a beautiful mind where that is on the internet i don't remember where i saw it last

02:17:21.220 uh zanal says his court wraps up in your favor you need to break out a don cherry suit towards the

02:17:25.620 end just be obnoxious no no no no there's no need there's no need

02:17:35.140 it's kind of fun watching some of these people squirm around and you just

02:17:38.740 that's right

02:17:47.380 uh-oh that's right

02:17:52.820 oh what are you asking about that for oh don't just answer the question please

02:18:01.060 oh i mean this is a once in a lifetime thing

02:18:08.740 you ever get to fight the government in court though i mean that's kind of cool

02:18:15.140 and win

02:18:17.860 um

02:18:20.980 i feel very good about it i've always wanted to go i've been ready to go to trial since forever

02:18:26.420 long time let's go let's go

02:18:29.780 can't wait i'm not the one holding things up

02:18:33.140 scotian lady says cheers to you and morgan and your legal team it was insane to witness

02:18:40.180 yeah she was there six full days of delusional sense of superiority and wild misunderstandings of

02:18:45.460 reality it's always great when philip is mentioned in court philip has made some appearances haven't

02:18:50.660 you buddy he's popular the judge wants to know about him she wants to know what he's up to

02:18:56.740 i think they may have a prior relationship

02:19:01.300 philip stay away from the judge don't you don't you dare don't you dare

02:19:09.780 imagine they play this in court

02:19:14.020 they're stalking me for the record if this is being played in court it's because they're

02:19:17.940 stuck they're watching everything for hours and hours and hours it's like oh hey we take this little

02:19:21.940 clip out of context for god's sakes i don't follow you around with a recorder all day

02:19:26.660 long oh yeah i'm sure you don't say anything even remotely that anybody could possibly know

02:19:33.380 all heavens no get bent frig off

02:19:41.060 friggin spies frig off spies

02:19:45.620 trying to have a good time with my mental illness and my gut figurine what are you doing you're ruining

02:19:50.660 it i don't know why this uh every time i switch to that camera but not every time

02:19:56.660 it resets the decibel it you know makes it a million percent louder it just did it there

02:20:03.540 but it doesn't always it did it again okay what's going on here

02:20:09.540 maybe i just have to be cognizant of this

02:20:13.140 philip your camera is defective it why he's you've got it set up so it just blasts me yeah it sure does

02:20:19.460 all right then that's there there's the problem it's your face

02:20:22.180 you're drawing too much amperage out of the computer creating a music loud bomb

02:20:30.740 with your face phil your face is too loud

02:20:37.060 oh g mango says you know what maybe we should put all the migrants in somewhere like the northwest

02:20:41.300 territories and let nature take it yeah empty all that empty land right because that's where they're

02:20:45.860 gonna go right right cpc that's where they'll go they'll just they'll just go into the middle of

02:20:50.980 the forest in northern saskatchewan with the grizzly bears and the no food and the yeah there you go go

02:20:59.700 figure it out go build some log cabins we'll fucking come back and check on you in six months

02:21:06.580 yeah that's what they're gonna do no they're gonna jam them into buildings in downtown calgary

02:21:11.620 chrisby and tell you to go do that if anything if anybody's getting forced into the woods it's not

02:21:17.140 them geez this place is crazy this place is bananas it's bananas chrisby says there's a lot of empty

02:21:26.580 space in millhouse's head fill it up with well sir i can't you know trying to make me fit like

02:21:35.860 they're watching everything now you're gonna get investigated chrisby now you're now they're

02:21:43.380 gonna come to your house they keep coming to everybody's house now you're now they're gonna

02:21:47.780 come to your house uh octo steen says pp has autism and thinks immigration is like tetris it's his

02:21:56.180 favorite game oh is that a sign of autism because i really liked tetris me and morgan have this theory

02:22:04.260 you're like where we're all we're actually all of us are autistic like that might actually be true

02:22:08.420 we all kind of joke about that but it's like actually some people are looking into this and

02:22:12.660 they're like there might be i don't know i don't know if we're going to be ndp politician level like

02:22:19.540 our mental health is a train wreck you should put us in charge i love gay sex and i'm fucking out of

02:22:25.940 my mind on pills and i'm having so much therapy and my mental health is in the toilet can i be in charge

02:22:31.540 of the city please right away right away madam right away right this way here would you like access

02:22:41.220 to the nuclear weapons too yes i would go to blow up a country because i don't like the kinds of

02:22:49.860 purses that it makes yes of course let's destroy the philippines it's good

02:22:55.860 i don't i mean let's let's explore this path i think it'll be entertaining for everyone i want

02:23:02.820 to see i want to see where janice can take us jan janice janet janor but i don't know what i again

02:23:11.700 it's unclear i'm not intentionally trying to be disrespectful i it's just very it's very unclear to

02:23:18.180 me i don't know what to i don't know what i'm just gonna watch from a distance just don't i'm just

02:23:25.780 gonna stay back i'm i'm not here let's just carry on

02:23:37.060 my mental health of course my mental health is in the toilet

02:23:39.700 the therapy bills are crazy

02:23:51.540 i guess i mean they're honest i mean is that i mean

02:23:55.780 it's okay you got it that's something right we got to give them that

02:23:59.140 they are being honest about being gay and insane so there's that

02:24:02.260 it would be bad it would be worse if they weren't if they if they insisted they were like

02:24:09.940 i am a super stable totally not a problem to function person

02:24:17.700 and you're like why do you have 19 prescriptions like that would be now see that's deception that's

02:24:23.220 not good right that's ill will that's not that's not a good character trait so like i'm saying let's

02:24:30.020 give them a chance let's let's give them let's give the extremely mentally ill lesbians a chance

02:24:40.820 think of what they can build

02:24:47.060 it would it would just be four years of gay pride you know all of that stuff it non-stop

02:24:55.220 nothing else would get looked at or if it did it would be like the police would be like we need

02:25:02.660 more money the city's on fire the city's on fire and they're like you don't have enough rainbow flags

02:25:09.220 on your cars and it would you know i don't know i i mean that's maybe we have to sacrifice a city guys

02:25:17.780 four years of rainbows and lube that's right fog light that's that's going to be the netflix

02:25:21.300 documentary series that's what's going to be called four years of lube rainbows you know

02:25:29.140 we might have to sacrifice a city we made we might have to put these people in charge

02:25:33.540 and just so everybody i mean i don't want this to happen but if it's going to be

02:25:37.620 we lose a city or we lose the whole country i will give them calgary

02:25:43.220 let's be honest guys it's pretty much gone

02:25:45.140 it's pretty much gone as it is so if if the shock value of just watching it go completely

02:25:54.100 to ruin in real time doesn't you know alarm people to start to feel to want to get engaged elsewhere

02:26:00.420 i don't know what else we can do so we may have to or is it edmonton where are they let's just give

02:26:06.820 them the city and see what happens let's see what it does to their their lust for power where do they

02:26:13.460 go now where do they take the gay crusade next

02:26:20.900 are they are they going for ottawa is that the ultimate goal then what then what happens

02:26:25.300 mandatory gay at gunpoint gunpoint gay gunpoint gun gunboat gunboat gunpoint gayness

02:26:35.300 the triple g platform of the new rainbow government party

02:26:44.660 you'd better listen to them because they're very mentally ill and their therapy bills are going

02:26:49.700 to put us in debt we we had to we had to leverage the housing sector uh

02:26:57.220 to pay to pay the medical bills of our of our government and they're the amount of

02:27:02.580 drugs i mean the xanaxes and the clonazepam it's just it's it's adding up it's a lot man it's a lot

02:27:07.620 of drugs and otherwise you know and they're not getting a lot done i mean there's again

02:27:14.180 every night seems to be some kind of

02:27:18.500 a get together i i don't i don't know what else

02:27:22.580 very depressed in all my years working as a

02:27:24.980 person in the ottawa area never seen it quite like this now that this is bad so i don't know

02:27:31.140 it's risky guys we could give them a city but it could it could just i don't know that that could

02:27:36.020 spread this is dangerous this is this is experimental surgery i don't know maybe we

02:27:42.660 i'm having a conundrum do we fight this or do we encourage it

02:27:45.460 as representatives of the of the you know state-appointed group of accelerationists i

02:27:54.580 suppose we must now decide which of these options you know for the sake of common not because we are

02:28:00.660 the experts on accelerating things i guess um which of these will make things go make get worse faster

02:28:07.460 i think we give them the city i think i think we give them the city

02:28:17.060 it could go tits up it could go tits up boiling frog the whole thing could go tits up that's that's

02:28:22.660 that's a possibility we have to be ready for that it's something to consider this is not a light we

02:28:28.740 can't just be doing this we got to think about this over the next little while if we're going to

02:28:33.140 give the city to janice and uh whoever whatever where is it i think it's well they said alberta

02:28:41.460 right so i'm i'm far away but i'll be safe for now i'll i'll be okay be a little while before they

02:28:51.220 make their way out this far um do we have is it autism do is that it do we have out morgan i don't

02:28:59.220 know if she found i think we do i think i am yes um boiling frog says salute sir it's jennifer

02:29:05.460 solnier's birthday from reading her chat messages i know she's our top kid diddler hater

02:29:12.020 oh no that's a that's that's an accomplishment around here she really hates them maybe you could

02:29:17.380 play a good pedo hunter clip to make her happy i don't think i have any of those handy

02:29:22.100 um somebody was talking about this on another stream and i can't remember i had the thought but

02:29:31.940 i think i got cut off or something and i lost it um

02:29:41.540 but i can't remember like where i heard this

02:29:45.380 well a guy a guy in the military told me this once and i'm but i'm pretty sure i heard it in

02:29:53.780 a movie also but or maybe not it's unclear but i know he told me this and it's like have you got

02:29:58.100 that from the movie or not but but it's true and he was and he seemed like he well i knew that he knew

02:30:06.420 well you know what he was talking about there's

02:30:08.660 anyway he said when it comes to the when it comes to like putting people down let's say

02:30:20.260 it's best to you don't enjoy it you don't make a spectacle of it you don't do any of that

02:30:26.980 shit you just you know it's like shooting a horse or something anything else you just go

02:30:33.860 do it get it done clean it up and that's it if you start you start to uh delve delve into that you

02:30:41.540 will you will not come back as a human being you will turn into something else and that's not

02:30:46.820 something you can undo ever so you know it's it's good advice you know it's a good it's a good warning

02:30:56.020 you know don't look at you know the old don't look into the abyss too long kind of thing

02:31:00.100 because it's not it's not worth winning if you if you turn into a total

02:31:11.300 fucking lunatic right

02:31:14.980 i won at what cost you know like oh god

02:31:20.340 something to think about you know you got to keep because that's again that's what makes

02:31:23.220 us different we're supposed to be uh governed by different principles

02:31:30.020 certain things matter that don't seem to matter to these people the freaks the goblin freaks

02:31:39.140 um but yeah that guy was uh i don't know if he's a war criminal or not

02:31:44.580 but it was an intense conversation i had with this guy once and i'm pretty sure

02:31:49.300 i could have swore i thought i heard something like that in a movie somewhere but uh i can't

02:31:54.900 remember but he was uh he was like a senior like special forces guy and he was you know

02:32:03.380 he's somebody i wouldn't want to be around all the time because he's just intense you know

02:32:11.460 uh crj says insanity uh telegram burke made it oh geez why do i have what what am i looking for

02:32:25.460 which where okay i don't know can i play this or am i going to get sued for this too

02:32:32.740 it might be but then everybody will call me a pussy so i don't know i don't know what this says i don't

02:32:38.580 know i don't think it's i think it's a i think it's protected artwork tonight on rebel jews eye

02:32:43.300 you're oh yes this is some kind of some kind of pranks prank someone's playing trolled opposition

02:32:50.740 overlord ezra levant will grift even harder we're going to grift like you cannot even believe then i

02:32:56.500 will shove a dildo up my ass just to defeat jeremy mckenzie and his racist nazi friends join us at

02:33:02.100 fund ezra's dildo purchase.com well i don't i don't know about that

02:33:11.060 that seems manipulated that seems like manipulated footage to me

02:33:16.260 seems somewhat convincing but i don't think that was real

02:33:21.860 hmm who made this

02:33:28.340 godzilla says comp me on my next super chat and i'll promise not to kill you

02:33:32.020 what for three dollars no what caught me on my next why who are you what did you just say

02:33:40.820 this guy was working for the clintons he's high up who are you guy that killed a puppy once you know

02:33:46.900 come on i need resumes you can't just open you can't just open you know cold threaten

02:33:51.940 this guy made it clear who he was from the beginning

02:33:59.940 sir

02:34:00.740 learn how to negotiate

02:34:02.740 not today says gamers rise up joker smiling meme pushes glasses up me

02:34:10.020 ah it's time to rise up

02:34:16.260 um let's see

02:34:20.820 what did wycliffe do what are you talking about you leave greg alone

02:34:24.820 uh mr sunshine baby says we own the libs bro pp is my guy so cool he could totally

02:34:31.460 fuck my wife i don't think that's the real sunshine baby but

02:34:41.140 there are men that would though i believe that i believe there's guys that if that for some reason

02:34:47.220 for whatever reason became a thing he demanded it they would they would let him

02:34:52.100 which so i mean that's disturbing when you think about it what a dark super chat how dare you make

02:34:58.900 me think about this cindy lee says one of my best friends is living her best life now since all the

02:35:02.980 new arrivals started coming in i told her i won't go on any blind dates set up by her not my thing oh my

02:35:08.980 goodness oh no oh

02:35:14.820 living her best life huh okay

02:35:19.860 have

02:35:20.100 uh fun fun with that

02:35:25.380 uh all right i think i'll caught up here and there and everywhere

02:35:32.500 bad grandpa says sorry i'm late i ate some cheese and fell asleep this is what i'm talking about

02:35:36.260 i've been warning you about it the cheese and yet no one listens no one listens

02:35:42.020 and listens about the cheese okay we didn't we did death by cringe we don't we don't need that

02:35:46.260 anymore let's just get rid of that i don't want to accidentally open that ever again

02:35:52.340 spent too much time on it already pretty bad pretty painful

02:35:56.500 tour time

02:36:09.460 looks like july looks like we're good we're looks like we're gonna do this

02:36:14.820 i'll let you know as things kind of unfold here but we're in the planning stages and things are

02:36:20.980 coming along so maybe i'll come ruin your town get kicked out of it i don't know

02:36:26.740 i don't know i don't know we'll bring the guys and you know derek's got his dog like

02:36:31.300 he'll probably the dog will probably piss on your lawn i don't know it's anything's possible

02:36:41.060 but we're doing it god damn it it needs to be done yeah someone says you miss morgan me too

02:36:47.300 where'd she go she's around here somewhere drinking her tea drinking my tea

02:36:51.540 the nerve of this woman the nerve of this woman but yeah that's what we're gonna do

02:36:58.340 but uh probably july it's looking like so hang held on to your butts

02:37:03.620 um man on the mountain says that when they were trying to reinsert my arm in the er i gave them my

02:37:09.140 address what they had asked was how much do you weigh which resulted in a near lethal dose of

02:37:14.740 intravenous ketamine whoa i saw things very disturbing things it looked like richard nixon

02:37:20.260 but with more arms whoa that's frightening

02:37:25.140 you gotta get me the fuck out of here i've been trapped here what is this goddamn dimension

02:37:33.220 get me the fuck out of here yeah random trapped soul richard nixon yelled at him from ketamine dimension

02:37:38.740 i've never done ketamine i don't know what that is what that's like i thought it was a tranquilizer isn't it

02:37:49.460 i've not done most drugs i don't i well some some i mean yeah some obviously

02:37:57.460 you think that guy's done some drugs yeah for sure yeah definitely obviously obviously

02:38:09.300 that's funny yeah he's losing his mind he's laughing at his own jokes hellbilly says we

02:38:14.180 need a bigot breeding program oh i have two kids one within age well he's up front

02:38:19.460 just going full armors who here has stock to breed i've got two one with age bring me

02:38:34.180 bring me all your stock

02:38:38.820 that i might peruse it

02:38:40.260 buying people like horses trade

02:38:49.300 people are measuring their skulls with tape and stuff

02:38:54.980 schizogenetic perfection lottery uh auctioneering baby night i don't know

02:39:04.020 hell hosted in bavaria for sure

02:39:06.180 uh anyway yeah i don't know it's come yeah jennifer that's right it's come to this it could come to

02:39:13.380 that hellbilly we don't know i mean i'm laughing now and he's probably like this isn't funny and i'm

02:39:16.900 like i i'm just i'm making fun of it because we have to be because it is scarily like that might it

02:39:22.420 may come to that so we have to be able to laugh about it because it's what's fertility at down 87

02:39:28.900 percent huh is that is that the right is that the number oh that's not catastrophic or anything

02:39:34.820 that's that's you guys saw children of men right did i call this or did i call this

02:39:40.660 what stream was that we've recently developed a team of schizos that are able to deal back

02:39:46.340 and again thank you guys so much for that my lawyer was like do you happen to have any clips of like the

02:39:51.700 following things just in case and i'm like if you're asking to me to go through like 30 000

02:39:57.620 hours of material and he's like well it would really help if you could so i'm like can you guys

02:40:04.100 find these very specific you know sure and they went through like hundreds of episodes somehow

02:40:12.100 in a couple of days and they're like here you go it was like holy fucking god so we have that

02:40:18.020 ability now don't make us dig up the clips i said this stuff has you ever seen that movie

02:40:25.460 children of men that's what scares me i remember i saw that movie i left the theater kind of

02:40:29.380 concerned like that's that's just too sinister of an idea to feel like somebody just thought that up

02:40:36.020 for like someone has thought about this

02:40:40.660 and they're doing all these mass vaccinations and all of this stuff and it's like they're not

02:40:43.860 just gonna kill you drop you dead everybody would figure it out immediately and some people did die

02:40:48.900 immediately but it can't be that fat it would have to be drawn out over years and years but

02:40:54.340 even better than that is what if you just sterilized everybody by the time they figure it out it's too

02:40:59.060 late it can't be undone and uh it's done everybody will just that'll be it

02:41:06.660 fertility rate drops off a cliff you know there's a fraction of each one each generation and then it'll be

02:41:11.380 that what would you even do now if you were going to take people out that's what i would have done

02:41:19.300 i would have gone with that option that one seems very total and complete that's a real that's a

02:41:25.140 real massive like and and did that happen don't know no one seems to be looking into it

02:41:33.140 worse yet i don't think anyone would acknowledge it if it if it was i did see a study though or

02:41:37.940 something come out where they were like hey it turns out maybe these these these medicine time

02:41:42.580 might have been a little dangerous might have been worse it might have been a terrible idea

02:41:46.900 um that's that's been uh going around the news let me get through these uh donkey says don't read

02:41:54.500 a book it's not good for you there's some some some books are good for you some are not some stephen

02:41:58.740 king books have child orgies in them i've read about two child orgies in my life and books both

02:42:04.660 of them are in stephen king coincidentally kids doing weird sex acts and like kit like kids like

02:42:11.060 13 year olds like what do you see steven why what are you why

02:42:22.420 it's you know

02:42:25.460 no something's not okay with you kind of concerned you ever been to massad island by any chance

02:42:33.940 just wondering just curious can i see your passport sir just wondering where you've been

02:42:41.540 just want to take a look little foot says will the tour in july include a six hour ferry and an

02:42:47.300 eight hour drive to have all three of us new fees go to the show oh my goodness

02:42:51.460 six hour ferry where is that from newfoundland well uh well we're gonna go through uh

02:43:03.940 i can't believe we're doing this this is crazy but do crazy things right that's how we

02:43:09.620 fucking got here that's how we're getting it done just keep doing crazy shit

02:43:13.300 so let's do that now uh but yeah we're gonna go through ontario and then just west to uh where

02:43:22.260 these schizos live in the dancouver area and then back back again back the other way

02:43:28.020 and then probably uh probably the last one maybe or do in like niagara region like down down south

02:43:33.940 and southern ontario somewhere and then we gotta get home we gotta get home and feed philip

02:43:38.340 philip before he gets out loose out of his cage probably for i would say three weeks and change

02:43:46.660 in july sometime is what we're shooting for i want to try to make five stops or so maybe six i don't

02:43:55.140 know we're gonna have to look at the numbers and the dates and where we and all of this kind of stuff

02:43:59.860 is going to be worked on but if you're in one of those provinces

02:44:07.060 you're like oh can you come even closer it's two hours away from my house the

02:44:11.620 motherfucker i drove for four days with derrick

02:44:18.740 fucking show up god sakes like that's how i'm selling my own show i'm berating my own fans

02:44:25.220 guilting them into showing up

02:44:30.500 a dog peed on me today

02:44:34.980 you can't you can't drive three hours if i if i if i have to come to your house i

02:44:41.460 fucking swear to god

02:44:42.580 this is i've never seen it i've this is uh this is a weird advertising technique i mean i don't know

02:44:53.700 yeah if you gave a fuck you would yeah you'd show up you don't even care about me you don't even

02:45:06.820 show up i don't even fucking god you're digging

02:45:13.700 something's gotta work we gotta fill these seats god damn it

02:45:16.660 no shame no shame it's all about the grift now phil we're at war this is war time

02:45:21.860 we gotta fill these coffers baby we gotta get it done

02:45:26.740 don't make me i'll put you on only fans phil he'll he'll do it too it's just

02:45:32.260 it's just it's gonna be a whole other controversial thing and i don't i mean it's not it's not even

02:45:37.140 it's gonna be weird like really hardcore like it's gonna be unsettling to a lot of people i think

02:45:42.900 what you know there's a market for everything as he says um what are we talking about lunacy

02:45:56.180 uh diago eames says trailer park goys cross canada tunnel finding and filling explorer expedition

02:46:03.060 you'll have to call it something crazy like that

02:46:04.580 uh og mango says i'll throw my hat in the breeding program oh we oh you will

02:46:12.020 now there's a program 23 and six foot four preference given to taller women i want seven

02:46:17.780 foot german descent children well there you go mangoes in the in the in the market for uh

02:46:25.540 very tall maybe a police woman maybe a six foot tall police woman that's

02:46:29.380 sounds like what he's looking for i must breed a need to have large children

02:46:37.460 i have many heavy objects on my farm and ranch that require manual labor and a high degree of

02:46:44.500 mobility and skill and strength you are the optimal breeding partner together we can build a strong

02:46:52.260 robust family that can mine the hills and farm the fields and together we'll become more powerful

02:46:58.340 with our children we've made as slaves

02:47:04.420 so

02:47:05.460 fucking romantic

02:47:10.100 that's that's what women want to hear

02:47:14.500 this is a logical proposal

02:47:18.020 i'm cutting to the chase

02:47:20.820 there's no need there's no time we have to start making babies now let's go

02:47:28.340 there's no time we need like 25 of them

02:47:35.380 we need to have at least 25 babies

02:47:38.100 to imagine i was reading this about somebody's family they had an insane amount of kids like 40

02:47:44.580 like what in the hell like but some people have families of 20 30 40 like that's crazy

02:47:50.260 how did those women survive that

02:47:56.900 like

02:47:57.140 imagine this just starts imagine they just start getting faster and faster like after your first

02:48:03.220 20 kids only take six months like you actually they start then it's just like every three months

02:48:08.100 you grow a whole new person it's like you actually get really efficient at it and uh

02:48:11.780 the first 10 kids are hard but after that it starts to really just becomes like an assembly line

02:48:16.420 that's the secret they don't want you to know

02:48:23.300 the jews are hiding the secret of 40 children families

02:48:32.100 oh

02:48:33.940 i can't imagine i mean you wouldn't even remember the names of all your kids

02:48:37.220 they would be i mean

02:48:42.340 the age gap that's anyway that's just that's just that's crazy to me that's so bananas

02:48:49.860 that's pushing the envelope that's living on the edge that's just all there's so much to say about

02:48:55.300 that 40 kids i have three i have three three three is a cute number to these people like three i don't

02:49:04.500 even remember i routinely lose a dozen of them and i don't even notice three

02:49:13.300 crazy anyway mango and hellbilly there you go

02:49:18.740 now there's guys stop selling your kids he's like the oldest male five nine two hundred but no stop

02:49:24.020 this i'm not advertising i'm not going to have you pimping your children we've got enough legal

02:49:30.020 problems as it is i can't add this we're not is this human trafficking i don't i don't know it's

02:49:36.820 sharif

02:49:40.180 is this human trafficking

02:49:44.580 okay bye all hours of the night all the time

02:49:49.300 it's like what now no that's money laundering okay bye

02:49:53.860 oh

02:50:01.060 i'm i'm the most annoying man he's ever dealt with no doubt

02:50:09.220 oh g mango says german descent damn it autocorrect now don't worry about it

02:50:14.820 don't worry about it you're getting really caught up in these standards i mean you know there's no

02:50:19.620 program you know like we're just kidding

02:50:24.180 i i mean i hope not but again if there is one i don't have any knowledge of it and it's

02:50:29.860 there's no evidence and i had i know anything about it so i don't want to know about it i want

02:50:33.300 to stay insulated from these things i have no this isn't this isn't about me don't don't bring

02:50:37.700 me into your weird trap see i don't know this is human trafficking i think bring me into this

02:50:42.660 jen steen how's it going he says my non-binary niece from calgary informed me

02:50:48.740 of marriage with they them post-op trans partner can i get a sincere congratulations

02:50:56.260 is this a true story

02:50:57.460 that is that is hard to process if that's true i i cannot i

02:51:17.060 the world has really uh really it's really testing the limits of of everything isn't it

02:51:22.980 uh bad grandpa says by the sixth concert through road trip will morph into a ramstein concert what

02:51:29.380 by the sixth concert through it'll morph into a ramstein concert

02:51:36.340 hell billy says i'm one of nine mom was one of 21 yeah yeah it was you wasn't it the other night

02:51:41.140 talking about you had 20 kids 20 you know it's crazy bad grandpa says it will

02:51:48.580 i it will like the skit of monty python where a woman's doing dishes and a baby falls out i don't

02:51:55.220 know maybe they're just growing them that fast i don't it's hard to imagine 40 kids 30 kids is like

02:52:00.100 that's like i mean there's basically one kid a year so you were pregnant and having kids every

02:52:04.980 year for your entire life from the age of like 17 to six like that's what the fuck

02:52:09.300 no no days off you know

02:52:19.300 like the alt the superwoman like literally

02:52:25.460 if that woman was alive now and she was walking around through towns other women would probably

02:52:29.140 just freeze in her presence and not want to be don't let her look at me

02:52:34.980 that's crazy

02:52:39.300 even even 21 kids is anyway i'm just getting really hung up on this it's just very

02:52:46.580 crazy to imagine um hellbilly says what else is there to do on the rock oh in newfoundland i don't

02:52:53.300 i don't know nothing i guess not a lot going on over there it sounds like tenacious visa is a family

02:52:59.540 from my hometown they had 20 kids says fuck the old girl right into an early grave old boy remarried

02:53:07.140 and had seven more with her 27 epic

02:53:13.140 intense that's a lot of people og mango says eventually jeremy calls his lawyer and all

02:53:17.220 we hear is we're sorry this number has been disconnected that would eventually happen i

02:53:21.380 think you're right uh hellbilly says grams lived to 97 well allegedly when uh women have children

02:53:27.060 the leftover there's some of the uh material genetic materials left over inside the inside the

02:53:34.260 uterus and it gets reabsorbed um by the woman's body and some of it is like stem cells and it

02:53:39.780 actually um helps them live longer and it like repairs things and and it's part of the kind of

02:53:46.420 part of the process i guess um so that's interesting

02:53:49.300 i i guess like oh you gotta you gotta put asterisks around everything like what did you mean by that like

02:53:59.060 i can't we can't just say things now i can't just say the i i just know somebody was offended or

02:54:04.180 upset but the fact that i said that what are you trying to say you think me

02:54:10.260 nothing i just god damn it

02:54:14.660 some people are tall some people aren't like can we say that is anybody upset do we have to call the police

02:54:20.660 jesus god

02:54:26.900 jesus santa christ god was that ricky thought it was all the same thing

02:54:32.420 santa god santa's god obviously obviously santa's god i also do all the things he does santa god

02:54:43.540 all right what time is it it's time to go home almost obviously thank god

02:54:48.260 thank god just so much has happened there's a lot to ramble about and i didn't really talk about

02:54:52.820 much of this stuff but we can for a little bit there's so many things i don't know where to

02:55:03.940 i don't know what to do i'm just gonna pick things at random

02:55:08.020 man that's dark some of this stuff is just really dark

02:55:24.020 oh yeah the government's killing people i mean i don't

02:55:28.180 i don't want to have these kind of vibes before i go to sleep you know

02:55:30.980 but

02:55:39.620 okay i'll save that for the hit um

02:55:45.860 i mean we've

02:55:48.420 this is why this is why the community aspect is so important because

02:55:52.500 the sizes of the problems that have been coming our way and are going to continue they're going to

02:55:56.100 require a you know a community size effort to overcome them and you have to be kind of resolute

02:56:02.020 in this process hence the name you can't uh you can't waver you can't flinch and can't back down

02:56:06.260 and can't let the uh the pressure get to you and have you knock you off course because that's it's

02:56:11.060 that's what it's intended to do and um

02:56:17.780 we got to stick with that because we try to

02:56:20.740 weather this on our own we're going to be in trouble because this this whole thing is is

02:56:26.740 dangerously coming apart earlier

02:56:31.060 or yesterday this is going on this is related to the the indictments and the

02:56:35.860 something to do with the hunter the biden laptop like there's a lot of uh

02:56:38.980 legal stuff happening in america now we're kind of both sides are attacking each other

02:56:43.780 and

02:56:44.100 regardless i mean they're in a civil war i would say just the shooting hasn't started yet

02:56:50.020 but there's no sign that it's not going to get to that point

02:56:53.380 um they just keep escalating and the other side you know it's it's just gonna

02:56:58.820 it's hard to say how much of it is being controlled and how much of it is being managed

02:57:03.060 and how much of it is just happening on its own but this is just i mean consider this

02:57:07.860 this is gren green greenwald reporting the reason the special counsel gave for why it'd be hard to

02:57:14.260 get a conviction against biden for the classified documents case

02:57:19.780 he says they considered that at trial mr biden would likely present himself to a jury as he did

02:57:25.380 during our interview of him as a sympathetic well-meaning elderly man with a poor memory

02:57:29.940 be incapable of committing a crime because quote that requires a mate a mental state of of

02:57:40.980 willfulness so he's he's just too demented to be held responsible for any crimes and yet he remains

02:57:46.740 the president of the united states that's lovely uh and then kim.com i mean you know let's just check

02:57:55.540 in on america i think it's doing well i don't know who made this video if kim did or what but

02:58:01.540 you know he's just an elderly man with a poor memory beer brewed here it is used to make the blue beard

02:58:08.420 it is he's an elderly man my memory is fine the president of mexico sisi did not want to open up

02:58:16.420 the gate a solid meeting with um with uh the uh i meet around from germany i mean from france looked at

02:58:27.700 me and said uh said elderly man with a poor memory i said i'm going to be a president for everybody

02:58:35.300 whether they live in a red state or grand state i uh um anyway i don't want to i don't want to

02:58:47.700 making roe v work the best way to get something done if you if you hold near and dear to you that you

02:58:54.820 uh um like to be able to anyway yeah that's my favorite one i think of i think that's my favorite

02:59:07.620 biden clip of all time where he just totally aborts he just did gives up he just gives up he knows he's

02:59:16.020 completely gone off the rails he has no idea what he's talking about anymore he just totally

02:59:21.220 fails out it's national television

02:59:28.180 the best way to get something done if you if you hold near and dear to you that you uh um like to be

02:59:35.140 able to anyway club talker yeah 159 000 billion dollars less america is a nation that can be defined in a

02:59:50.260 single word i was gonna put him in a foot uh um um what am i doing here one two

03:00:03.380 well-meaning elderly man with a poor memory

03:00:11.860 the president of the united states of america everybody he thought george bush was bad remember

03:00:18.020 when george bush was president and everyone thought it can't get worse than this i genuinely

03:00:23.540 believe that at the time it's like there's no way this is the press there's never going to be a

03:00:27.940 president worse than this guy this is never going to be a president little did he know there would

03:00:35.220 be many worse presidents than george w bush many many more

03:00:43.860 oh man what a disaster like this is this is the president and like so what does that say about the

03:00:51.940 office of the president of the united states does it even matter who's in charge over there it's

03:00:56.020 obviously not him like come on guys be serious if you're going to be serious at all anybody that likes

03:01:01.540 to talk about how how who is that that guy's not in charge so who is he doesn't know where he is

03:01:09.620 he's talking to dead people he's mentioning people that have been dead for years uh this time i just

03:01:16.260 talk to him you believe it i'm amazing he came over my house he's here we played scrabble jack

03:01:21.540 what are you talking about joe and he came and there's

03:01:30.260 anyway no elder man report memory

03:01:35.860 you've got advanced dementia

03:01:40.580 crazy and then uh now this is just beautiful too i mean we everybody called this a mile away and

03:01:48.180 everybody was like oh no the new the argentinian president he's so based he's oh yeah yeah

03:01:54.180 so this is normal then right this is what he's been up to this is here he is getting sworn into the

03:02:00.020 gang and he's doing his initiation pay attention to how happy he looks too he's very uh

03:02:06.900 very emotional

03:02:16.420 he's in tears

03:02:19.700 weeping

03:02:24.100 that's normal yeah that's that's normal behavior

03:02:31.620 okay

03:02:32.100 i mean somebody added the music but this is genuinely like it's like the death of his son

03:02:41.940 is happening or something the way he's behaving

03:02:45.380 or something equally serious like his whole family was just killed that's how he's acting

03:02:53.060 oh he's just tears of joy he's so happy is he

03:02:55.940 that's that's normal that's totally i mean that's normal it's normal that all the world leaders have

03:03:05.860 to do that right it would be weird if they didn't do that that would be weird right

03:03:18.100 so tired of people knowing things and and surprisingly

03:03:22.500 they actually printed this

03:03:26.980 two years later

03:03:31.060 hospital staffing shortages

03:03:33.700 could be

03:03:35.220 due to

03:03:37.220 mandates some experts say

03:03:42.820 you don't say

03:03:46.660 christian devino

03:03:47.780 of ctv news barry you don't say unions representing ontario hospital workers continue to label

03:03:55.220 the province's staffing crisis at its breaking point

03:03:58.660 some experts say continued mandates may inadvertently contribute to it oh really

03:04:04.900 have you considered that they may be

03:04:07.220 advertently contributing to it

03:04:11.220 it's that word i don't i don't know i just i'm just guessing

03:04:13.860 who is this dumb these are these were always suicidally stupid policies

03:04:21.620 the idea that just now people are asking wait a minute was this not a good idea

03:04:29.140 are we inadvertently hurting ourselves yeah when you have a massive workload expected to come into

03:04:33.860 your health care system and then you fire a pile of your health care system

03:04:37.300 because they're not communists that's uh

03:04:41.380 i mean you can't replace that labor force and that's going to strain your your health care

03:04:44.820 system and then the system will fail

03:04:47.140 you know there'll be pressure points and the stress load will be too much on these choke points

03:04:51.620 where you don't have the staff to mitigate the the workload and the workload is going to pile

03:04:56.180 up and it's going to bring the crisis the system into a crisis mode where it's going to risk

03:05:00.260 total collapse because the people that you do have the workers you do have at these

03:05:03.940 choke points and pressure points keeping the system going are being overloaded by the continual

03:05:08.500 pressure uh pouring down on them they're expected to work more hours longer shifts

03:05:12.580 more and more and more often to cover for each other who are people are burning out and quitting

03:05:17.140 on the ones that were already fired so the job only gets more difficult not easier and these

03:05:21.860 people are only human beings so inevitably as a matter of time they will crack and snap and

03:05:26.740 they'll all eventually have to go on sick leave or not be able to work or they'll quit or

03:05:30.420 they'll go insane or whatever and then the health care system is all over that's all you did

03:05:40.100 that's all so you know tiny mistake anybody i mean anybody could have made that mistake right

03:05:47.380 to to fatally cripple your health health care force anybody could have done that nobody could have

03:05:54.980 predicted this except me and all of you know you guys and you know everyone with a brain no one could

03:06:01.140 have predicted it except most people crazy oh well let's give them more money let's give janice a city

03:06:09.620 they need more money

03:06:15.460 conservatives are all mad about it like like it's different it doesn't matter

03:06:27.460 they all do it parliament spent six hundred thousand dollars on luxury hotel rooms it never even used

03:06:33.780 so just gratuitous spending just over the top wildly reckless like just who cares drunk child with

03:06:44.980 her daddy's credit card level of spending cool

03:06:56.420 nearly half of the listed delegates for a conference of european parliamentarians it hosted didn't show up

03:07:01.780 or chose less expensive hotels half of them didn't show up wow

03:07:08.740 no one respects canada anymore

03:07:14.180 that's why the money went to waste because they rented all these rooms expecting all these people

03:07:17.860 and none of them showed up because canada is a fucking joke country and everyone knows it as i said

03:07:23.780 earlier that must be the strategy we're just playing possum we're just going to be known all around the

03:07:28.100 world as the biggest joke handicapped you know infant autistic retard child there is on planet earth

03:07:34.340 and hope that everyone leaves us alone i guess that's the strategy i mean you're getting your wish

03:07:39.140 they're not showing up to any of your conferences that we're paying for you're putting on these

03:07:43.540 conferences we're paying 100 millions of dollars and nobody shows up to them that's the real story

03:07:48.100 actually why are you trying to say oh the libs conservatives call it a waste of money that's

03:07:53.940 not no you missed the point egg head the point is we have no respect in the world if canada throws

03:07:59.940 a conference somewhere for fucking anything you would think everybody would show up no not anymore

03:08:06.500 nobody shows up anymore this place is a joke it's a laughing stock

03:08:09.700 there was a time when that wasn't the case but it certainly is now nobody cares what we have to

03:08:19.300 think because no one respects what we think because look at this place do you would you i mean for god's

03:08:27.060 sakes i saw this over the last couple of weeks indian origin trucker this is in the indian news by the

03:08:35.140 the way not the canadian news in the indian news a man was arrested an indian man comel preet

03:08:44.580 seed who 400 kilograms of meth the market value is pegged at 51 million dollars said to be the

03:08:52.580 largest narcotics haul in the history of the prairies so how brazen is it like we'll just we're so confident

03:09:02.020 again here's the story to me in my head that criminal entities are so confident

03:09:12.340 in their ability to get around canadian uh border detection services drugs all of this that they're

03:09:19.620 willing to risk shipping single shipments of 51 million dollars in one go

03:09:25.940 the like the odds are good good enough to risk this like uh drugs at this level are not managed

03:09:34.660 by idiots like these are basically corporation ceo type mindset people like this isn't just done

03:09:41.460 on a whim they would have calculated the odds and we're like this is the cheat this is the most

03:09:45.220 effective and efficient way so there's there's trucks of 51 million and uh in narcotics just how

03:09:51.300 how many of these are coming across the border every day do you think this is one that they found

03:09:57.620 is what i'm saying

03:10:01.780 that's some that's some serious heat you're hauling there who are you driving that truck for

03:10:05.940 calm al preet expected to appear in manitoba law courts on february 1st oh how'd that go

03:10:13.540 says he's from winnipeg and i doubt it charges for the import possession of methamphetamine oh 51

03:10:23.220 million in meth that's a tight order who do you think paid for that whose meth just got seized that's

03:10:29.460 a lot of meth that's expensive

03:10:33.780 man this country is like is just insane and and what do they care about let's let's check in on uh

03:10:41.460 orange paint guy paint smelling guy i think that's what they do you pick this is how it works in

03:10:47.700 canada you pick one of the main the parties whatever color they are and then you go get that paint color

03:10:52.660 and you just drink that paint until you feel like you're ready to be in parliament and the results

03:10:57.540 speak for themselves the liberal member of parliament for davenport claims that there is no housing crisis

03:11:03.060 in toronto the rest of the liberal mps for toronto would rather fight the city of toronto

03:11:08.260 than actually deal with the crisis of housing here's what frontline workers are saying quote on the

03:11:14.820 ground we've seen a man recently arrived from africa die in an encampment while trying to stay warm

03:11:26.180 sir

03:11:29.300 i don't mean to i mean i gotta ask the obvious question here why is there a man from africa on on

03:11:34.580 the on our streets

03:11:38.660 because we're very far away from africa

03:11:43.940 and you specifically mentioned he's from there so he's not one of ours he's just some guy from

03:11:48.260 africa and he's our problem why why do you think he's your problem because for a minute there i thought

03:11:58.020 maybe you were going to talk about all the the canadian homeless which are everywhere all over the

03:12:03.940 country and you took the opportunity to mention a guy from africa who's not even he's not even from

03:12:10.260 here and shouldn't be here at all like what are you even doing

03:12:20.020 this is what they do he plays politics with people's lives they don't care he doesn't care

03:12:25.940 about any of these people they don't care about migrants or any of this shit they just know that

03:12:30.180 plays better this is going to sound better with the media and it's going to create more pressure

03:12:35.300 for his team he doesn't give a shit none of them do they never have they're the most full of shit

03:12:41.380 people that have ever lived

03:12:47.300 if he thought there would be more sympathy and more you know points in it

03:12:50.180 to name a different group or than he would

03:12:57.300 there's not an original thought that comes out of these people's heads ever it's just it's just

03:13:01.060 like an empty jar mind like a balloon so will the prime minister listen to his out of touch

03:13:08.820 liberal mps or to frontline workers trying to save people's lives

03:13:13.860 yes the the the homeless migrants that shouldn't be here and there's no housing

03:13:19.620 like it's all they're all just dancing around the obvious

03:13:23.620 no we've got we've got lots of space we don't have enough people we need more people to fill the

03:13:27.460 space mr speaker they're dying in the streets

03:13:34.900 don't ever dress the elephant in the room we don't want to see that

03:13:40.580 i just want to see more things like the ttc

03:13:45.540 our journalism industry is and this is this is funny too all the journalists are getting fired

03:13:49.620 so i'll go through this quickly and then we'll get out of here

03:13:54.340 i again predicted this too

03:13:57.620 ai is going to eat up your jobs you guys don't do anything that ai couldn't do immediately

03:14:03.780 there's no authentic there's no humanity in what you do these these mainstream journalists there's no

03:14:10.500 um there's no soul in it it's all very formulaic and corporate it's all very

03:14:19.780 streamlined and there's no humanity in it it's as good as a program like a computer program you

03:14:25.780 see what i'm saying so this is going to be very and it already is did you know like the google news

03:14:30.340 and msn news and all these stuff that a lot of people actually read on their computers these are written

03:14:35.140 by ai they're just

03:14:41.380 it's all these all these hack journalists that thought they were doing a good job doing daddy's

03:14:44.980 pet oh did you do what you were told you're you you don't need it you're going to be washed

03:14:49.540 out you're going to have nothing you're going to have no future they don't need you

03:14:55.860 there's no market for you nobody's watching you and listening to you anymore

03:14:59.380 so the money's gone it dries up it's going away maybe you should have did a better job maybe you

03:15:06.340 provided any value uh people didn't have an extreme distrust of the news and the media you guys

03:15:11.860 basically destroyed society you know that having access to accurate information so people can have

03:15:18.420 an agreed-upon worldview about what to do and so on is critical into the for this to function healthily

03:15:24.180 healthily in a healthy manner and because these people want to play politics and get hurt fee fees

03:15:32.100 and all this kind of stuff and participate in this nonsense now we've got an incredibly skewed view of

03:15:36.740 the world for all kinds of different people conflict is inevitable because these losers were too weak

03:15:42.100 to just tell the truth and just ask questions and speak truth to power they abdicated their

03:15:46.500 responsibility as truth tellers and news tellers to play for a team and the result is well guess what

03:15:53.140 society is going to tear itself apart now and it's primarily largely the fault of these people

03:15:58.180 because if they had just told the truth none of this would have flown the politicians could have

03:16:02.020 had their plans they could have said they wanted to do all these kinds of things but if these people

03:16:05.540 had done their jobs instead of just swallowing everything and turning around and telling people

03:16:09.540 what to do instead of telling them what was happening we never would have been here in this mess

03:16:14.980 but we are now and you're the variable the journalists you're the variable you're the key that opens

03:16:21.860 the lock and if it wasn't for you we wouldn't be here so if you think i'm going to have any sympathy

03:16:27.460 for you boot-licking prostitutes you parasites that you feasted that's what you made your bones on you

03:16:33.940 all thought you had good good little cushy careers last three four years didn't you just doing what

03:16:38.340 daddy told you to do but now it's all over isn't it our journalism industry is basically in a free

03:16:43.700 fall today the los angeles times laid off 115 employees they wiped out their entire dc bureau in an

03:16:49.780 election year they laid off pretty much all of their sports teams they killed their entire tech

03:16:54.580 and business section they laid off breaking news writers social media editors the list goes on

03:16:59.540 but what's really dark is this is just the latest in months and months and months of layoffs in the

03:17:04.980 media industry in fact tens of thousands of journalists have been laid off in the past year

03:17:10.340 that'll never happen bro completely shuttered their news operations time magazine also just laid off a

03:17:16.580 ton of people and oh sports illustrated basically shut down last week pretty much the entire digital

03:17:21.300 media ecosystem that myself and a lot of other millennial journalists came up in has been completely

03:17:26.420 hollowed out and it's not just digital media sites local news has been obliterated the newspaper industry

03:17:32.180 is cratering radio is essentially dead aside from npr which has been gutted meanwhile hundreds of workers at

03:17:38.500 condé nast the parent company of pretty much every major magazine from gq to vogue to the new yorker to

03:17:44.660 vanity fair are on strike because they're also facing impending layoffs even mainstream national media

03:17:51.060 outlets owned by billionaires like the washington post where i work and the atlantic where i used to work

03:17:56.100 have done layoffs if you're a young journalist say there's almost no on-ramp to traditional journalism

03:18:01.140 even if you do get a job journalists salaries have been stagnant and even declined and by the way we don't

03:18:06.180 make that much to begin with i don't think people understand how bad the world would be without

03:18:09.780 journalists

03:18:13.140 try to find this clip that fairy made i don't think i can find it now the future is now old man

03:18:21.540 it sums it up nice who has that i know i saw it somewhere

03:18:34.260 i'm not going to search for too long because you know the longer you look the more the expectation

03:18:40.260 is for it to be funny and then it's not as funny as you and it just it just it creates a cycle of

03:18:44.340 bitterness you know that we don't need

03:18:50.580 where's the money is a popular meme where's the money man where's the money man where's the

03:18:57.140 coots money at man what'd you put with the money man what's my money man and so on

03:19:05.460 i can't find them i can't find the video but it's around

03:19:07.620 um hail billy says who doesn't want vibes of a million bigot babies i mean it just seems like a

03:19:15.460 lot he says why do the whining junks complaining have the eye span of a holstein what what are you

03:19:24.180 saying sir i don't know we're gonna check make sure i catch up i didn't miss any of these i try not

03:19:31.460 to sometimes it does happen um on the libs bro i don't think so i don't think that needs to happen

03:19:40.820 i'm just gonna own the lip they're owning themselves they're getting quite owned uh quite badly so the

03:19:46.580 journalists are they're you guys uh i saw warren can sell i was complaining about it good you guys

03:19:51.620 are trash you were never needed and now the internet has made you irrelevant and because you

03:19:56.660 don't have any talent or value you can't provide anybody with anything that they want so

03:20:01.220 there's no point there's no point to you anymore remember when they were all saying learn to code bro

03:20:15.620 when nafta and all of these globalist trade deals gutted out the industrial hardened sector

03:20:21.620 of america and canada to a large extent shipped all their jobs away to mexico and china and all that

03:20:28.260 and the fallout from this it made it harder and harder for americans to get blue collar work

03:20:32.020 good paying jobs with dignity with pensions good money you know it all got it all got taken away

03:20:37.140 and all got shifted away and the job market became tighter and tire more and more competitive and

03:20:41.380 harder to find and these journalists you know what they said learn to code bro like just go learn to

03:20:46.740 code who cares if your family farm of generations is being squashed out by government expansion who cares if

03:20:52.900 the fucking industry you've relied upon your entire life in that town is going under because of

03:20:57.300 government mismanagement learn to learn to code bro go learn to code well now now you're not needed

03:21:05.220 anymore and you're gonna have to learn a new skill i have some suggestions you could uh you could learn to

03:21:16.020 infantry uh there's a war coming i mean world war three is right around the corner and you guys are

03:21:21.780 patriots you've made that very clear you care about the country more than anyone i mean you had to

03:21:25.700 bash the fashion all of that crazy now you had to you know get in there and be warriors for social change

03:21:30.980 and just well now i mean it's world war three i mean that's way more serious so you're gonna you're

03:21:36.180 gonna have to get in there i think you're gonna have to learn to infantry bro i think you're gonna need

03:21:40.900 to learn to rucksack bro me oh no see i'm tired i'm medically retired yeah i'm all done no no i'm

03:21:49.460 deaf in one ear i've got arthritis i've no no no see i can't get i can't uh i wouldn't work anymore

03:21:55.140 you though i mean you're on the other hand

03:21:59.620 i don't know i mean you can be in the canadian forces up until the age of 64 i think now so you know

03:22:10.900 time to put your money where your mouth is i think i mean we'll just we'll start well i mean

03:22:17.220 good thing the social media is forever and we can just control f search everybody that had a

03:22:21.380 ukraine flag bio you know and the little emoji and their bio in twitter and so on facebook and

03:22:28.260 everything and we'll start conscripting with them obviously they care about the cause so much they

03:22:32.340 want a virtue signal for war and dead people and the advancement of destruction of human life and

03:22:36.580 they want to chime in and participate they've made that clear so we'll start with recruiting

03:22:40.820 those people you gotta slava gotta slava oh and also we're gonna grab all the people that were

03:22:48.020 totally fine with all of the destruction happening to the palestinians the genocide that's going you

03:22:51.940 know we gotta stand with israel and all that kind of stuff well now guess what now you can stand with

03:22:57.060 them even harder by joining the military and going to this war so there you go there's a whole other

03:23:02.020 pool of people we can just go back go back through their uh social media history start conscripting

03:23:06.420 them at gunpoint obviously it's great or jail you know or jail they volunteered already they've made

03:23:11.060 it clear that this is what's important to them and this these are things that they are passionate

03:23:14.660 about so as the thought leaders of our community and as the people most adamant that we participate in

03:23:20.260 these violent adventures i think that it's only fair it's only right that they should go at the front of

03:23:25.540 the line what could possibly possibly go wrong with that

03:23:49.700 it's gonna take a minute and counter victories the last couple of years

03:23:55.540 i told you i would eat you

03:24:26.180 i told you i would eat you up

03:24:44.500 good to have you back big fella

03:24:50.180 we've all we've all got more to do together yet

03:25:05.220 you made us burn the boats so you want to get nuts we're gonna get nuts

03:25:14.820 thank you very much guys appreciate you thanks for sticking with us and thanks for all the support

03:25:23.140 through uh the court nonsense shenanigans as always years of the nonsense the gaslighting the

03:25:29.860 bullshit you were always on the right team

03:25:33.300 we don't even know how to lose we don't even know how

03:25:47.140 you can turn it all around

03:25:51.540 amazing dissonant.com follow my social media links substack telegram

03:25:56.180 and the grif dot shop

03:25:57.460 go there don't go there i don't care nobody cares not really

03:26:03.700 that's it that's all i'm going to bed have a great weekend take care of each other and uh

03:26:13.220 don't don't don't let philip talk to your lawyers or any don't give him access to certain

03:26:20.500 people it's just don't tell him just tell him you'll do it until he gets distracted and leaves

03:26:27.620 and then just don't do that thing i can only want i'm legally obligated to warn you that's all

03:26:41.540 six in for doranus

03:26:42.820 see you on the beach

03:26:47.600 take the pressure turn it all around

03:26:53.440 lift me up above this the flames and the ashes lift me up and help me to fly away

03:27:05.480 lift me up above this the broken the empty

03:27:12.760 lift me up and help me to fly away

03:27:18.600 lift me up to fly away

03:27:21.720 lift me up to fly away

03:27:24.760 lift me up

03:27:26.600 philip what the fuck is this

03:27:49.560 no that no i mean it's a version of justice you're not a lawyer this is like judge dread

03:28:04.680 what do you mean you're you're cleaning up mexico i mean i guess

03:28:10.520 this is law this is your version of law okay he's dual he's dual wielding

03:28:22.520 compact mini submachine guns so i guess he wants to look cool while he does this

03:28:27.560 now no you're acting like this is some kind of righteous thing they just owed you money didn't

03:28:34.120 they yeah they just owed you money

03:28:41.960 you

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Raging Dissident Podcast - February 10, 2024

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