RageCast 423： NO STEP ON LEAF!
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3 hours and 2 minutes
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147.85715
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154
Summary
On this episode of Raging Distortions, the guys talk about the latest news and notes from the past week. Also, we talk about some of the craziest things that have happened in the MLB this week, including the news that Derek Jeter has been banned from the internet, and the new Canadian way of doing things.
Transcript
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it happen other times different versions of you know obstacles and competitions or struggles or
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whatever it is and people that they just get into a mood or they call it the zone whatever happens
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somehow everything all of a sudden it's like all these different gears and a clock aren't
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fucking working and then all of a sudden snap they all start working perfectly together
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and from out of nowhere they just are an unstoppable death force that can destroy
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just like where did that come from like in athletes would know what i'm talking about
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sometimes they'll have like the game of their lives i didn't know i have no idea how that happened
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and they'll never be able to do it again or it's just once in a while and that's what i think
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separates the uh the superstars from the regular they know how to like do this every time this is
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a human skill this is an ability we all have to get into this kind of mental focus zone
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um it's probably some kind of superpower if i learn how to do that i'm definitely not telling
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you how to do it for free i'm grifting the shit out of that if i figure that out i want what what
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am i going to be fucking tony robbins for free fuck that we've got to destroy the empire i need
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battleships um but but but anyway uh and a lot of it has to do with the spirit and the feeling and
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the morale and and sometimes people are just like screw it uh like a friend of mine we did
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this this competition in the military once and it was like we had no expectation of doing well we
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didn't train at all um we were thrown in at the last minute because the company needed a team
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and we were like drunk that night they told us and they're like yeah you're doing you're doing the
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competition tomorrow it's like a 30 kilometer race there's a portage canoe rucksack you know you're
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running you're like what and this is like 10 o'clock at night and they're like yeah yeah you
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and rob are doing that doing it tomorrow you're gonna be the company team
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fuck i'm drunk right now do you understand like i am not in any shape what are you talking about
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does it matter show up so we were like fuck it let's be let's just show up drunk whatever dude
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and uh we actually did really well we just had this great energy going into it like we don't care
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it doesn't matter we no one expects us to win so let's just clown this whole thing like we're retarded
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and uh we did really well we were in like sixth place out of like 180 teams when we hit the uh the
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canoeing but uh yeah it was basically an 80s montage of victory until that point we're passing
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people the rsm was there near where the canoes are and he's like boys what's going on sir
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couldn't believe his eyes neither could we and then we got in the canoe and then we'd none of we
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don't know how to canoe we're going in circles we're fucking banging into other boats the princess
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pats are going by like fucking retards like fuck you like we're trying like we were one guy one
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guys were they went by and i stuck my oar in their boat to try and use them as an anchor i was like
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you paddled breeze with you and they're like trying to hit me with it shenanigans nonsense it was just
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total nonsense but we were having a great time and it was brutal it was a 30 kilometer race and we did
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it drunk then hung over and then but you know and we were fucking dead by the time it was over but i
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think we finished in like 24th place or something a bunch of people passed the canoe was a disaster
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but we could we were like within range of the top three guys for the first you know hour and a half
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of this race it was insane and there's just any time anything like that anything just really like
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how did you guys we don't know we don't know it's uh it's some kind of energy that exists
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so the morale is very important if we went in there being like this is the worst day ever this is
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torture like because we could have and we but something about like we're literally going to
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show up drunk probably and we're like that's funny as hell and we just started having a great time
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and all of a sudden we became you know nearly invincible but beaten by a fucking canoe
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that trophy was ours there were people you don't understand there were people that trained for this
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for like eight months eight almost all year the battalion commanders are all competing right and
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they're like no my team's gonna win this year so they pick all their fittest guys and they train
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them up and they give them extra time off they're like this is your only job this year is to win this
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stupid competition so i put the stupid banner out front of my stupid building so i can make my stupid
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little tiny dick look a stupidly a little bit bigger that's all that is we shut up the day of
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drunk no training like fucking rock and roll i mean we're in decent shape as it is but i mean like
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we didn't train we you know none we had done i don't think i did any long distance marching like
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that for a year or more i don't know my feet were like not fuck it fucking let's just show up drunk
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robbie and we did and we almost won oh you know i'm telling you man there's something about the
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morale there's something to that spirit if you can if you can just really
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it's like not caring and having total belief is almost the same thing it's not that you don't care
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it's like i'm gonna do i am gonna put in the the hardest possible effort and whatever happens i
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don't give a shit because that's as hard as i could go anyway so i have nothing to care like i don't care
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like if i pass out this you know things i did on these uh like one of these uh soft selections i did
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they're fucking hard man and you just get to a point where it's so tired it's so hard your body
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hurts so much that you are like i think i'm gonna get hurt or like pass out like i'm really suffering
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right now this is really hard and then you and mentally you have to go well then i die i'll just
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pass out if my heart explodes i don't whatever man i don't care i'll just see what happens and then
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it's like almost fun your legs burn even more you start to get tunnel vision because you're not
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getting enough air and you're like here we go it's like whatever what is anybody gonna say it's
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like i literally went until i died what do you want from me you know so you don't have anything you don't
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have any fear of the outcome because the outcome is no longer in your hands you've put everything you
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can into the best effort you can and then it's up to the universe now so chill out that's what it
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that's what means i don't i don't care i don't care you know i can only control what i do i can
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only control what i don't do and if i make if i feel like i'm doing the best that i can then uh
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who cares nobody cares nobody's ever cared right see this is how we tie that together this is how we
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make that make sense i've been saying it forever since i got out of jail since i learned it from this
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guy you know nobody cares nobody's ever cared that's what it means to not care when you can
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put in the kind of effort where you don't care what the outcome is anymore because you know that
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you've done absolutely everything in your power come hell or high water that was your best damn
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effort let the chips fall while they may that's uh that's how you don't care
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people sitting there all oh geez oh they're living in fear they can't even make a decision
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they won't do anything and they spend their whole lives going like this
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you can swing as hard as you can and go down with a smile on your face because you know you put it all
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up you left nothing in the tank nothing in the tank everything on the table
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what let's see you know because you know what 99 of people can't even do that so you can do that
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i'm seeing interesting super chats land of the fake home of the gay says speaking of parallel economy i've got the soundboard marketplace for diagonal on you can sell soundboards on it today check it out if you get a chance
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see like is this guy advertising for his own shit i don't know he paid me so i'm fine with it
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gb max says it's that flow state but not that lady flow state yeah
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i know what you mean we know what you mean some of us most of us
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complicated animal og mango says shut up fed kenzie that's what a fed would say
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all the fed talk lately is going to be me gun bomb knife gun bomb knife knife on gun
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alex wood says we are all stuck in the inaction loop see something horrible denounce horrible thing
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wait and hope repeat exactly somebody's got to go do some you know so let's uh we're working on it it's just
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a lot of people doing this and it's like where what do you got what are you doing
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what are you working on nothing right nothing just say nothing
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you're drinking you're you're arguing on the internet you're standing on street corners videotaping
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other people who are videotaping you right and then you're uploading it and then you're arguing
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and fighting about the videotaping of each other that you did on the internet then other people are
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commenting on the videotaping of each other that both of you did
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so we can we can go there if you want if you want to indulge in a little bit of
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you know fast food garbage internet we can do that
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however i'm not you know this is like taking the kids out for ice cream it's like you don't do this
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all this isn't make this isn't what we eat every day okay this is not this is a special
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i'm just so tired of it though and i feel stupid talking about it watching it like oh did you see it's
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like what is this it doesn't fucking matter it doesn't matter hey do we have a billion dollars yet
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because we need a billion fucking dollars to not die guys who's got any ideas
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did you see what the plan i don't i don't care what he said either i don't
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fucking care are there's a dude did is everybody out of jail or no
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oh man the super don't you fucking talk to me about the goddamn super bowl
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everybody it's just you know the and i i told i said this would happen
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some of you guys i have total faith in you guys by the way that
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so there was a a situation in one of my cases where my lawyer was like is there anything
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of you saying to the effect of something like this and i was like yeah tons and he's like can
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you get me those clips and i'm like sure well i mean we've got we've got we have a team
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and like they burned through like 150 episodes in like a couple of days somehow they all divvied
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up there was a schedule that i was like guys whoa calm down and they gave me like 10 times more
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than i asked for and then i needed and it was just just dumped and all he was like okay okay
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but like that's a pretty cool skill to have so i can definitely in the future be like i know i've
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said this before somebody go find what i used to say that said it and bring it up because because
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i i said it what happened i said it i didn't remember what it was i was going to say oh right
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this was this this was the thing i'm sure i've said this i said at the time
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that uh you know everybody's having a great time right now because all the whole world's
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attention they loved it right all the narcissists and all that but it it went away didn't it started
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to go away and people lost interest and moved on and it's two years later and they still can't
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let it go and people why are they so nasty what's with all this because they're in withdrawal
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they're just like desperate you know like rats clawing at the cocaine crack pipe when they're
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in an experiment like give me another just a lot of drop anything
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as it's like as the attention and the gravitas and the importance of it all goes away and we go
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back to normal like it comes in waves right there's a high turbulence tide like weather
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right we're in a calm we're in a kind of a lazy dull period right now
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you know comparatively to the previous number of years i should say
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and they can't get their fix so they're all getting real cranky and everybody's pointing
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fingers and fighting they're all having mental breakdowns because they're weak people and they
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can't keep their eye on the ball like we have been able to because we're not you know weak losers
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here we've actually been getting lots done instead of just that's all they've been doing
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that's all any of the many of them not everyone
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they call it the circus the freedom circus the freedom carnival circus it's uh you know
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but it's entertaining so i mean uh there were some arrests
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rainbow karen got arrested um some people were pushed to the ground boomers were arguing and
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yelling the police were there rolling their eyes being like i want to commit suicide every day
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um right the inaction loop so we got to get out of this
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um something else yeah we'll go back to this speaking of people that not everybody's not
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doing anything veterans for freedom again here's a woman destroyed by the government
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who is picking up the tag who's showing up not anybody oh veterans for freedom did and we've
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raised uh 22 000 so far this is the woman who was you know destroyed by medicine time
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all right here we go let's just go back to the beginning here
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so basically it's either a tumor that has to be removed
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well it's a ct chest abdomen problem just to make sure there's no other areas of malignity
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so that's what that is but most likely it's going to be
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probably if i'm using my gut impression here from the vaccine
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i just don't get what possesses people to just engage in totally pointless activities
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and then the noisemakers and the umbrellas and the whole thing is just like
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those are your new conservative voters they're gonna get the libs out they're voting conservative
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they're they're with pp what's the problem they're getting the libs out this is getting
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the libs out don't you what's what's wrong with this you don't like this we're getting the libs
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out you're not a nazi are you you sound like a nazi you had better worship this or you are a nazi
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because we are getting the libs out do you not want to get the libs out you love the libs
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we're getting the libs out can't wait to get the libs out
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the horrors out there are definitely being going to be addressed jason james says uh but would he
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make crime legal for all races or just blacks i wonder well i don't know if that's an option
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because that i don't know if they want to go down that that road that's a pandora's box that uh i
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don't know jason james like wait wait wait whoa whoa whoa whoa it's not uh it's not uh let's not
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they want to make crime legal i mean let's talk about this because uh you know for white
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and uh we don't like to break the rules and we don't like to you know go out of bounds but
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and we just all got crew cuts and wore polo shirts
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i mean we're allowed we're allowed to do whatever
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and this is this is okay this is this is wow wow wait wait a second
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sign the deal sign the deal sign the deal sign it now sign it now
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fill is in pass the law congress this is it do it do it congress
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man's up there that insane yeah we're just gonna make crime like we'll just do purge let's just do purge
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they'll be like for a week or what or a day once a year do whatever you want
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i don't know man i'm scared of like what 25 years looks like from now it could be anything
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it could be absolutely anything there is no way to be certain
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that anything we have right now is going to stay the way it is
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it's so out of control it could go in any direction
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um yeah jason james says we could gain some ground back if we're able to defend ourselves and be proactive about community security
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i think we're i think our minds are in the same place there
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i what i'm not breaking any rules i'm i'm allowed to so this is like an approved game
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oh okay well what well then i didn't know i there's a high score excuse me
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it's like it's finally time and you just hear like over the distance fucking
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it's like every redneck militia in america just extended line
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it'd be so much dust if you look like a sandstorm
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we gotta make this happen this is the way forward
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that's it that's the most accelerationist thing i've ever seen
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it's like it's our job to make sure these people
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your job is to make sure everyone welcomes immigration
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because it's one of the huge advantages we have
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Where did you get it? How did you get me in the tank this fast?
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What does that side say let me give me the periscope the fucking give me the thing I want to see where we're going st. Louis
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Well, it's gonna smell terrible you're gonna cook a whole city
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No, we did what do you mean what do they do in Afghanistan?
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I didn't drive a flamethrower tank into a city of communists and just try to oh god. No, there they are Phil don't
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He's drifting the tank through crowds of people. Oh my god