Raging Dissident Podcast - RAGECAST 432： DICK-TATORSHIP69

00:00:00.000 He's back and he's on drugs. 0.98

00:00:25.380 How the hell are you? 0.88

00:00:42.100 Seems like it was just Friday. 0.72

00:00:45.860 Here we are again. Time traveling.

00:00:48.660 Welcome to the future.

00:00:49.920 Hi, everybody. I'm Sandra.

00:00:56.680 I'm just a trans-identifying little old lady and I'm here to garden.

00:01:00.520 I'm here to plant seeds and prune leaves.

00:01:04.380 Grow some terror flowers.

00:01:05.920 Say I can't hide your mind and let it go.

00:01:16.640 Ban, ban, and ban away. 0.98

00:01:19.200 You can't get rid of me.

00:01:20.820 All right.

00:01:36.220 How's everybody doing? Welcome back.

00:01:37.640 I hope you had a good time over the week.

00:01:39.540 It was March break.

00:01:43.760 I just dropped off my kids.

00:01:45.420 They ran me into the ground, but aren't they sweet?

00:01:47.000 Never a dull moment.

00:01:52.720 I missed you guys somehow.

00:01:54.920 A little bit for some reason.

00:02:02.280 That wasn't always with the rainbows.

00:02:04.260 It confuses and frightens the circle.

00:02:09.940 I just, I love it though.

00:02:11.360 For those of you in overflow parking, just leave your keys out front.

00:02:22.840 Leave them on the step. 0.99

00:02:24.360 In case a gang of roaming Indian migrant African criminals come by to murder your family. 1.00

00:02:29.800 Offer them your vehicle. 0.99

00:02:31.600 That's the official advice.

00:02:32.780 That's what the police are saying to do.

00:02:34.160 Just give them your stuff. 0.86

00:02:35.520 Just give them your car, bigot. 0.95

00:02:37.740 That way they won't murder you, maybe. 0.93

00:02:39.720 I'm the police. 0.98

00:02:43.000 Gee, I wonder why no one takes you guys fucking seriously anymore. 0.98

00:02:46.840 Wonder why that is. 0.98

00:02:47.820 Because you're not police.

00:02:49.200 You're this stasi. 0.96

00:02:50.920 You enforce a political agenda for your bosses. 1.00

00:02:54.820 And you stopped doing police work 20 fucking years ago. 0.98

00:02:58.960 I mean, I'm probably being generous at that. 0.99

00:03:02.240 We'll just say it in even.

00:03:03.160 People like round even numbers.

00:03:04.660 10s, 20s, 50s, 100s, you know.

00:03:07.180 Easy to count.

00:03:07.880 Easy to multiply.

00:03:08.440 No reason to get, you know.

00:03:09.740 17.4. 0.97

00:03:10.900 What the fuck am I going to do with 17.4, Sandra? 1.00

00:03:13.100 Nothing. 0.99

00:03:14.960 I went to Picto Academy.

00:03:16.440 I can barely do math.

00:03:17.320 I can't read.

00:03:18.400 I can't be doing fractions and decimal.

00:03:20.020 No.

00:03:20.500 10s, 20s, 50s, and hundos.

00:03:22.080 That's it.

00:03:24.580 That's why I play poker.

00:03:25.680 I'm like, how much is in the pot?

00:03:26.780 What?

00:03:27.260 How much did he raise?

00:03:28.360 What's the nearest round number?

00:03:30.460 200?

00:03:31.000 Yeah, do that one.

00:03:31.680 People do obnoxious things.

00:03:34.140 I raised $17.

00:03:35.820 Why? 1.00

00:03:36.200 That's stupid. 1.00

00:03:37.500 Why are you doing this? 1.00

00:03:38.420 Why are you trying to screw up the macros in my brain?

00:03:40.460 Anyway, don't gamble. 0.55

00:03:41.280 It's degenerate.

00:03:42.060 How are you guys doing?

00:03:42.740 What's going on?

00:03:43.320 How was your break?

00:03:44.240 I hope it was all right.

00:03:46.340 Mine was frigging busy. 0.59

00:03:47.900 Holy God. 0.73

00:03:49.280 You know, but I picked it.

00:03:51.140 Really?

00:03:51.340 Yeah, really?

00:03:52.120 Yeah, really?

00:03:53.140 Imagine that.

00:03:54.020 And I'm like one of the most successful people to come out of that town.

00:03:58.260 That's the sad thing.

00:03:59.860 One of the kids I went to school with became a brain surgeon.

00:04:03.660 Drops off sharply after that, though.

00:04:05.600 Most of us are not doing good.

00:04:09.260 I had to go be a terrorist.

00:04:10.820 Like, that's it.

00:04:11.460 There's very little opportunity for the good old Canadian kids in this country anymore. 1.00

00:04:15.800 Because it's not our country anymore.

00:04:17.020 It's not Canada anymore.

00:04:18.020 It hasn't been for some time.

00:04:19.460 That's the saddest thing.

00:04:20.420 I got a lot of horrible stuff to yell about.

00:04:24.520 And I've been fint up all week.

00:04:28.620 But that's something you really notice when you go, you know, around the old, you know, 1.00

00:04:33.940 the small towns and stuff.

00:04:34.860 I mean, I grew up here.

00:04:35.780 I grew up.

00:04:38.320 And it's dead or dying everywhere.

00:04:42.340 The people, the infrastructure, the buildings, the roads, the signs are being changed to be

00:04:46.480 less offensive. 0.87

00:04:47.260 Everything's being run by feminazis everywhere. 1.00

00:04:49.880 That's, you know, that's insulting to the Nazis. 0.98

00:04:51.920 Feminists. 0.94

00:04:55.520 Hyper offended. 0.81

00:04:58.020 Hyper crisis.

00:04:59.240 Oh my God.

00:04:59.860 The feelings.

00:05:01.000 Women everywhere. 1.00

00:05:04.920 And that's, I don't know.

00:05:05.940 Whose fault is that?

00:05:06.760 I don't know.

00:05:07.440 I just know that women have been brainwashed into trying to be something that they're not. 1.00

00:05:11.060 And it's caused catastrophic results for society.

00:05:14.360 There's a lot of them in positions they shouldn't be.

00:05:16.040 Like judges.

00:05:16.720 A lot of judges.

00:05:18.980 Female judges. 0.93

00:05:19.760 There's some on the Supreme Court that decided to rule that, well, the word woman is a problem. 1.00

00:05:25.680 It's problematic.

00:05:26.880 I don't even know if I have that queued up.

00:05:28.340 I just remembered it now.

00:05:29.440 There's so much.

00:05:32.160 Oh, yes.

00:05:32.580 There it is.

00:05:33.680 Melissa McKee tweeted this.

00:05:34.960 Oh, which I'm banned from again.

00:05:37.120 For life.

00:05:38.080 For life.

00:05:39.600 Lifetime ban.

00:05:40.620 Never again.

00:05:41.940 Never again.

00:05:43.260 I'm not allowed on anything.

00:05:44.680 I'm, you know.

00:05:47.720 And before we get to this.

00:05:50.880 I don't know.

00:05:51.440 It used to, the 12 foot ladder used to work. 1.00

00:05:53.580 You know, the paywalls to get around these stupid. 0.99

00:05:55.080 No, listen, glove and mail. 1.00

00:05:56.100 No one's paying for your shitty journalism. 0.99

00:05:57.800 Just give it to us for free. 0.98

00:05:59.040 At least you might get shares and people would share stuff around.

00:06:01.560 And you might make some dollars on your ad revenue. 0.98

00:06:04.040 But, I mean, if you're expecting people to pay for this, you've got to be ridiculous. 0.62

00:06:08.660 Lots of lawsuits going around.

00:06:11.180 And people are suing the government over the EMA.

00:06:13.380 And their bank account's being frozen.

00:06:14.620 All this kind of stuff.

00:06:15.440 And, oh, yeah.

00:06:17.880 Just want to point out once again.

00:06:19.400 It is Diagilon versus everybody. 0.97

00:06:21.360 Because you know why?

00:06:22.640 What was the reason?

00:06:23.660 You don't know.

00:06:24.060 Why did they do the EMA?

00:06:25.660 And they'll never tell you the reason.

00:06:27.380 Because it's humiliating.

00:06:28.680 It's me.

00:06:29.460 It's my face.

00:06:30.540 It's me and my friends.

00:06:32.060 It was us the whole time.

00:06:33.060 And he says so himself.

00:06:34.940 The public safety minister in this article, when asked to press for clarification after invoking the EMA, 0.99

00:06:40.180 talking about a far-right extreme organization which doesn't exist and has been proven to be absolutely asinine and ridiculous, 0.97

00:06:46.080 said, yeah, us. 0.99

00:06:48.360 Yep.

00:06:51.160 Debanked.

00:06:51.800 Slandered more than anybody. 1.00

00:06:53.000 Google my name.

00:06:53.760 I'm the most canceled, banned, and slandered person in national history.

00:06:56.640 If there's someone worse, please bring them to my attention.

00:06:58.760 I'd love to know who they are so I can be friends with them.

00:07:03.420 You see any lawyers kicking down my door looking for, you know, oh, you want to sue anybody?

00:07:08.080 Do you want to?

00:07:08.380 No.

00:07:08.620 There's no help coming our way.

00:07:10.040 And we're not even allowed to talk.

00:07:11.760 I'm certainly not.

00:07:13.460 Because I'm a fed.

00:07:14.440 I'm banned from everything.

00:07:15.860 I'm banned from the bank.

00:07:17.060 I'm banned from cryptocurrency exchanges.

00:07:19.040 They won't even let me have a passport so I could leave.

00:07:21.920 Not that I would.

00:07:23.780 I would like to visit America.

00:07:25.380 Again, see you guys down there.

00:07:26.820 But we'll see if that's ever going to happen.

00:07:29.900 Anyway, you know, lots of these people, you know, want to claim some kind of, oh, yeah,

00:07:36.300 I was there.

00:07:38.200 You know, the government was mean.

00:07:40.400 I got pushed.

00:07:41.440 Somebody pushed me.

00:07:42.240 That's nice.

00:07:42.660 You ever have a gang of natives try to murder you in prison? 1.00

00:07:45.560 That happened to me for a charge of which something that never happened, by the way,

00:07:50.660 which was stayed withdrawn.

00:07:52.140 Oh, you know what?

00:07:52.760 We don't have a case.

00:07:53.700 Never mind.

00:07:54.640 Never mind.

00:07:56.360 And that one.

00:07:57.180 And that one.

00:07:57.960 And that one.

00:07:58.620 And that one.

00:07:58.960 We got five cases.

00:08:00.040 Three down.

00:08:00.560 3.9.

00:08:01.900 3.9 out of five are down.

00:08:05.360 Hopefully I have an update on one of those this week coming up.

00:08:08.500 But we'll see.

00:08:09.300 We'll see what happens with that. 0.97

00:08:10.680 But it's just ridiculous.

00:08:12.240 I think I've spent over $300,000 once I've paid up.

00:08:16.380 I think I owe another $30,000 or something.

00:08:18.880 And legal fees.

00:08:20.060 Because I'm a fad!

00:08:21.240 It's so much fun.

00:08:22.700 It's so much fun.

00:08:24.260 And I have until November to pay off the balance of my mortgage or the bank takes my house and my kids get to be homeless.

00:08:30.120 Isn't that nice?

00:08:31.120 Isn't that nice?

00:08:31.520 Because I'm a fad!

00:08:32.920 It's fun.

00:08:34.380 It's a good time.

00:08:35.660 So, I mean, nobody else is going to speak for us except me.

00:08:38.880 I'm just, you know, making it well known that, yeah, you shut your mouths. 1.00

00:08:44.060 All these fucking people out there with their hands out. 1.00

00:08:46.980 Look at me! 1.00

00:08:47.820 Look at me!

00:08:48.360 Look at me!

00:08:48.800 When the people that are being stomped on the hardest, no one's throwing them any lifelines or buoys.

00:08:56.820 Which brings me to my next point.

00:08:58.660 A lot of these people in the People's Party, that's what they like to call themselves.

00:09:06.680 Not everybody.

00:09:07.680 But I have a real big problem with a lot of those people.

00:09:10.280 There are a lot of poser wannabe politicians. 0.99

00:09:12.260 And they disgust me. 0.98

00:09:13.720 One of the things they really grossed me. 0.98

00:09:15.300 Not to mention that there was a sexual assault that occurred at one of their events that I brought to their staff's attention.

00:09:21.000 And they said, oh, don't worry about that.

00:09:21.900 We're going to fire that guy anyway.

00:09:22.840 So please don't, you know, it's going to cause a lot of cool beans.

00:09:28.420 Great on, guys.

00:09:29.100 That was cool.

00:09:31.100 Did nothing to support any of us while we were being slandered, jailed, attacked.

00:09:35.900 None of it was legitimate.

00:09:36.960 All of it was political.

00:09:38.080 And where were they?

00:09:38.780 Nowhere.

00:09:39.120 Because it wasn't safe.

00:09:40.100 It wasn't, you know, the optics and so on.

00:09:42.180 And then they want to cruise in after who?

00:09:45.020 Who drummed up the money?

00:09:46.460 Who found the lawyers?

00:09:47.280 Who did the work? 0.69

00:09:48.540 Who did the work to get that poor man out of jail? 0.96

00:09:50.580 It was us again.

00:09:51.720 And then they go, oh, look at all this political persecution.

00:09:54.200 Where were you six months ago, a year ago, two years ago?

00:09:56.460 You were playing politics, playing the optics game.

00:10:01.240 Good for you.

00:10:03.220 What leadership?

00:10:04.640 What power?

00:10:05.500 So, you know, I'm out.

00:10:07.080 I don't want anything to do.

00:10:07.960 Anybody that like wants to, I'm going to be a run for politics. 1.00

00:10:10.980 Fuck you. 1.00

00:10:11.800 You're very stupid. 1.00

00:10:13.080 You're very stupid. 1.00

00:10:15.160 You can't win for starters. 1.00

00:10:17.500 It's insanely rigged.

00:10:18.600 The whole point in the first place was, oh, it's rigged.

00:10:20.400 We should start our own party.

00:10:21.200 How are you going to do that?

00:10:22.340 How are you going to do that?

00:10:23.100 First of all, all of the parties currently in power have to, to win, pander to our replacements,

00:10:30.360 which are coming in like you wouldn't believe.

00:10:32.880 96% of the population growth in this country in the last year is from the invasion, not

00:10:37.860 from Canadians having children and growing their families.

00:10:40.560 No, people coming from all over the third world.

00:10:43.140 That's the new Canada.

00:10:44.420 So that's why you see 12, 13, 15, I don't know how many there are, just Indians, just Indians speaking Hindu in the House of Commons.

00:10:52.880 Never mind the, there's, there's Somalians, there's Africans, and I don't mean ancestrally.

00:10:58.700 I mean from Somalia, from Africa, recently, first generation immigrant.

00:11:03.460 You're a first generation.

00:11:04.640 You shouldn't be doing anything leadership wise.

00:11:06.640 Not a chance.

00:11:07.500 Third minimum.

00:11:08.840 Third generation minimum.

00:11:11.360 Your grandparents immigrated here?

00:11:13.180 Okay.

00:11:13.760 Okay.

00:11:14.000 Maybe you're assimilated now.

00:11:15.360 You might be one of us.

00:11:17.300 Potentially.

00:11:18.140 We'll do it on a case-by-case basis.

00:11:20.620 Oh, I got here 10 minutes ago.

00:11:21.860 Look at me.

00:11:22.540 I am the minister now.

00:11:24.260 You pay me.

00:11:24.940 You pay me the money.

00:11:26.300 I bring Africa here.

00:11:28.060 I bring Africa.

00:11:28.840 We steal your, you give me your key fob. 0.97

00:11:31.300 Give me your key fob, you coofer. 1.00

00:11:34.380 Give me your car. 1.00

00:11:36.760 The fuck is going on here? 0.99

00:11:37.940 Anyway, all of these parties have to pander to these people to get seats and tell them what they're going to do for it. 0.99

00:11:42.460 Because there's so many of them, under the age of 18, they outnumber us and the slant and the slide isn't going to change anytime soon. 1.00

00:11:48.160 It's going to get worse and worse and worse.

00:11:50.000 So, if you want to play the politics game, you have to get on the multi-culti bandwagon or you're never going to win.

00:11:57.460 It's impossible.

00:11:58.840 It cannot happen.

00:12:00.100 Okay?

00:12:00.640 There's less of us every day.

00:12:02.240 Our numbers are dwindling.

00:12:03.280 Fertility is down 85%.

00:12:05.860 Can you do math?

00:12:10.500 Apparently not.

00:12:11.200 So, when you're not playing the optics game and throwing the actual Canadian patriots under the bus,

00:12:17.960 and I mean people that have everything to lose and gain nothing, people that spend years in jail,

00:12:22.720 people having their lives destroyed and torn to shreds and you're there soliciting donations to steal talking points from those people

00:12:29.660 while you watch them get hacked to pieces like Julius Caesar, beware the Ides of March. 0.98

00:12:34.160 No, none, none, you're a joke.

00:12:39.320 All politicians, joke, j-j-j-j-joke.

00:12:42.400 You got all the influence, all the power, all the authority of your office to say any number of things.

00:12:48.980 Anything you say, and they're, oh, you got to be careful what you say.

00:12:51.240 It's highly scrutinized.

00:12:52.200 Every little detail, every little thing.

00:12:53.680 They're going to pour over it with a fine-tooth comb.

00:12:55.180 You got to be careful.

00:12:56.040 Exactly!

00:12:57.340 Exactly!

00:12:58.500 You don't have any idea.

00:12:59.720 Has one of them brought up, hey, you see how many dead people there's been?

00:13:04.060 How many people have died from this, uh...

00:13:05.980 How many?

00:13:08.920 Quite a few.

00:13:10.520 Anybody going to talk about that?

00:13:11.440 No.

00:13:11.680 What about the...

00:13:12.280 No, they're not going to mention any of it.

00:13:14.360 Hey, are we sending ungodly amounts of money into just war profiteering schemes, mass slaughtering all kinds of people for no reason?

00:13:22.720 Yeah!

00:13:23.460 Is anybody talking about that?

00:13:24.320 No! 1.00

00:13:24.520 No, they're all on board with all the same shit. 1.00

00:13:27.480 And they want to tell you that, oh, we have to play these games. 1.00

00:13:30.660 We have to play 5D chess.

00:13:32.720 We have to do it.

00:13:33.820 It's all part of this.

00:13:34.800 You got to win first and then change it from the inside. 1.00

00:13:37.640 That's a cope for a weak, whiny little loser that doesn't read the lead. 1.00

00:13:41.440 You can't even read the battlefield, let alone react to it. 1.00

00:13:44.160 So just spare us your presence.

00:13:46.520 My God!

00:13:47.720 Like, it's never been tried.

00:13:49.040 It's been decades of this.

00:13:50.720 If I try to do the same thing everybody else has tried and failed at, let's try for... 0.99

00:13:56.360 Shut up. 0.99

00:13:58.000 Give it a rest. 1.00

00:14:00.600 Ridiculous. 0.99

00:14:02.600 They had... 0.97

00:14:03.160 Speaking of them,

00:14:04.000 They had trainees running as candidates.

00:14:06.420 Me and Derek had talked to a guy once during their first elect.

00:14:08.580 They do no vetting whatsoever, by the way.

00:14:11.080 And they actually got in trouble for this recently, the PPC.

00:14:13.520 They were like, oh, what was it?

00:14:14.840 One of their candidates was a part of the Arrive Can scam and was stealing money and working

00:14:19.220 for the liberals.

00:14:20.080 I don't know.

00:14:21.000 And they're like, oh...

00:14:22.560 They don't vet anyone.

00:14:24.260 This one guy...

00:14:25.020 I mean, some of these people were like...

00:14:26.580 You're like a homeless guy that just walked in off the street on meth.

00:14:29.380 And they're like, doesn't matter.

00:14:30.160 Put him in.

00:14:30.560 Put a purple shirt on him and let her rip. 1.00

00:14:32.320 But one guy was walking around on the roof of a library.

00:14:36.980 Looked like to be in some sort of mental distress. 0.99

00:14:40.040 And he's telling Derek about how he went on a date with a tranny and got raped. 1.00

00:14:43.440 Like on live television. 1.00

00:14:45.180 Like...

00:14:46.780 This is top quality.

00:14:48.700 Top quality.

00:14:49.060 The guy's like 23 years...

00:14:50.320 Young, young, you know.

00:14:53.200 Ah, man.

00:14:55.000 Anyway, you know.

00:14:56.060 They just had a by-election.

00:14:57.060 Lowest voter turnout in history.

00:15:00.400 Conservative landslide.

00:15:01.400 They elected a turtle.

00:15:03.580 Jameel the turtle.

00:15:04.780 I don't know what that is.

00:15:05.960 I don't know if it's trans.

00:15:06.680 It dresses like a 17-year-old high school hockey player.

00:15:09.960 Ah.

00:15:11.480 You know.

00:15:13.120 You guys will have to let them know.

00:15:14.900 You know, on Twitter.

00:15:15.440 Before they block you and ban you for life.

00:15:16.940 Because I'm not allowed.

00:15:18.060 I'm not...

00:15:18.300 And they're still charging my credit card, by the way.

00:15:20.700 I had to dispute that.

00:15:21.720 And they're like, well...

00:15:22.500 So now I'm going to get in a credit card dispute over a Twitter account that was banned, like,

00:15:26.360 I don't know, a month ago?

00:15:27.680 At least over a month ago.

00:15:28.600 Because they charged me for it.

00:15:29.420 I'm like, what are you doing?

00:15:31.340 They say...

00:15:31.900 They even said in the email, don't worry, we're not going to charge your card anymore.

00:15:34.120 And I was like...

00:15:35.400 That they went to the lengths to say they would and then did anyway is very funny.

00:15:41.940 Oh.

00:15:42.720 I mean, it's only...

00:15:43.480 What is it?

00:15:43.780 Like $15 a month or something.

00:15:45.340 But, you know.

00:15:47.040 Or is that American? 0.75

00:15:47.980 It might be $5,000 a minute.

00:15:50.000 Canadian, the way things are going.

00:15:51.100 I really don't know.

00:15:52.500 Anyway.

00:15:53.620 Where was I? 1.00

00:15:54.740 Politicians are shitty. 1.00

00:15:56.180 Yep. 1.00

00:15:56.560 Wannabe shitty, shitty, shitty. 1.00

00:15:58.640 And let them steal everything. 1.00

00:16:02.360 So, yeah.

00:16:03.680 Anyway.

00:16:05.100 Oh, jeez.

00:16:06.000 Kicking stuff around.

00:16:07.400 Supreme Court decision says that the word woman is confusing. 0.99

00:16:11.040 Decision in a sexual assault case implied that a complainant should be properly known as person with a vagina. 0.97

00:16:17.400 You need to be on house arrest and under constant medical supervision. 1.00

00:16:21.160 You've lost your mind.

00:16:22.500 And you're wielding the massive, you know, rod of power that is the Supreme Court of Canada, which, again, not really a real country. 0.90

00:16:28.940 It's so embarrassing to live here.

00:16:30.720 That's why so many people are committing suicide. 1.00

00:16:32.840 You've got one of these and you're like, it's a vagina person! 1.00

00:16:36.440 Oh! 1.00

00:16:36.780 You're ridiculous. 1.00

00:16:39.320 Justice Sheila Martin. 1.00

00:16:41.120 Oh, good.

00:16:42.560 Thank goodness we diversity hired Sheila Martin back in the day and put an activist in charge of the Supreme Court. 1.00

00:16:50.460 That's excellent.

00:16:52.220 Let's just put, Martin does not specify why the word woman is confusing. 1.00

00:16:55.660 That's because she's stupid and she's an activist communist. 1.00

00:16:58.220 But the next passage of her decision refers to the complainant as a person with a vagina. 1.00

00:17:02.960 She doesn't want to make the mentally ill trans people upset. 0.99

00:17:06.400 Because, God, whoa are you to the people that do that such a thing. 0.89

00:17:10.480 Notably, not one person in the entire case is identified as transgender and the complainant is referred to throughout as a she.

00:17:17.040 So, she's taken it upon herself to be an activist because that's what we have.

00:17:21.860 You're not a judge.

00:17:23.080 You're a joke. 0.92

00:17:24.200 You're an activist. 0.95

00:17:25.780 You're a political activist and a communist.

00:17:29.480 Speaking of communists, I saw a great clip that it's not an often talked about part of the ideology.

00:17:36.580 But when you consider the origins of communism, you know, where it came from, who invented it, where it's, what is, are they here?

00:17:45.340 Are they in the walls?

00:17:45.940 Yes, they could be.

00:17:46.500 They're in the tunnels.

00:17:48.780 They might be.

00:17:49.940 If you hear something under your floorboards, you might not be crazy.

00:17:53.120 You might, it might be.

00:17:56.400 And it's all about equality, isn't it?

00:17:58.340 Communism.

00:17:58.720 It's all about equality, equal opportunity, equal outcome, fair share, everybody, you know, social justice and this kind of thing.

00:18:05.020 What is the number one enemy of all of those things? 0.91

00:18:06.960 Well, that's white people. 1.00

00:18:08.060 The patriarchy and the white supremacy patriarchy that must be destroyed. 0.99

00:18:12.380 And they don't mean in a metaphorical sense. 1.00

00:18:14.180 They mean literally, like you need to be eliminated.

00:18:17.260 Okay. 1.00

00:18:18.260 The communists have murdered more white people than anyone in it. 0.99

00:18:21.960 More people, actually. 0.98

00:18:23.280 But more white people than anyone in the history of, well, as far as we've written anything down that hasn't been burned. 0.54

00:18:27.760 Hasn't been changed and edited on Wikipedia yet.

00:18:31.960 20 million over here.

00:18:33.300 5 million over there.

00:18:34.320 40 million over there.

00:18:36.420 It's kind of their openly stated goal.

00:18:39.220 And here's a, actually, let me go find, I'm going to find the actual link here because it has this fella's description of who this is.

00:18:49.020 Doug McAdams is a sociology professor at the University of Arizona.

00:18:58.240 He says, check this out.

00:19:00.400 Let's hear, let's hear what he has to say.

00:19:01.980 I'm interested.

00:19:02.780 I like, I like to hear from professors sometimes.

00:19:04.640 I remember going to the last above-ground weather, it was the weatherman or the weather, the weather underground, the last above-ground convention. 0.98

00:19:14.440 And sitting in a room and the question that was debated, was it or was it not the duty of every good revolutionary to kill all newborn white babies? 0.95

00:19:24.960 And at that point, it seemed like a relevant framing of an issue. 0.99

00:19:32.320 The logic being, hey, look, through no fault of their own, these white kids are going to grow up to be part of an oppressive racial establishment internationally. 0.51

00:19:42.240 Let's go let it finish first. 1.00

00:19:43.520 And so really, you know, your duty is to kill newborn white babies. 0.99

00:19:47.360 And I remember one guy kind of tentatively and apologetically suggesting that that seemed like it may be contradictory to the larger humanitarian aims of the movement and being kind of booed down. 0.99

00:19:58.880 Yeah, but white people aren't human, though, according to them.

00:20:02.380 We're Esau. 1.00

00:20:03.520 We must be destroyed. 1.00

00:20:04.800 Must be destroyed. 0.83

00:20:06.760 The irony of that is such that, you know, because you got to be careful when you talk about the big event in Canada, lest you go to jail.

00:20:14.120 Well, I want to see a mock-up recreation of the of the roller coaster, the roller coaster that holocausted people to death in the Holocaust. 0.96

00:20:24.340 I just want to see how it like engine as an engineering creation.

00:20:29.380 I like I don't understand.

00:20:30.760 That seems very impressive and crazy to me.

00:20:32.780 Like, is that not worth looking into?

00:20:35.200 Like, what kind of ingenious mind devised such a, you know, sophisticated, you know, my goodness.

00:20:44.120 The communists could love it. 1.00

00:20:45.340 I mean, then we could, yeah, wee, while they kill all of our babies. 1.00

00:20:49.780 What they accuse the Germans of doing and, oh, they're trying to wipe us out and kill everybody. 0.99

00:20:55.680 This is what they say that was happening.

00:20:57.760 This is what this is just I'm just telling you what it says. 1.00

00:21:01.660 And we got to kill them all. 1.00

00:21:02.960 Well, we got to we got to show all of them because when they grow up, they'll just be a problem. 1.00

00:21:09.480 So we get right down to the last infant.

00:21:11.460 We got to wipe them out in the case.

00:21:12.980 And it turns out, look at that.

00:21:15.280 Oh, the communists.

00:21:17.400 What did they do to the royal family in Russia, by the way?

00:21:20.180 Oh, right.

00:21:20.860 And all the people and all the farmers.

00:21:22.780 Oh, yes.

00:21:23.380 Yes.

00:21:23.600 There was a lot of killing of babies and young people.

00:21:25.720 Yeah.

00:21:25.880 Oh, isn't it good? 1.00

00:21:31.800 But, you know, worry about trans people in bathrooms or some shit. 1.00

00:21:38.040 Placate the mentally ill. 1.00

00:21:38.960 We're under attack. 1.00

00:21:39.900 We're being absolutely run over. 0.99

00:21:41.820 I mean, we're in a fucking crisis and everyone's acting like it's fine. 0.99

00:21:48.340 Officially. 0.99

00:21:51.220 You can turn on the TV and flip through CBC and the hockey games.

00:21:54.560 Everything might as well literally be on fire outside.

00:21:58.880 The crime, home invasions, carjackings, murders, suicides, rapes, violent, homelessness explosion, drug addiction.

00:22:07.780 Just wiping out, absolutely massacring and genociding a generation. 1.00

00:22:12.000 And then you can't help but think, all right, I think that is the entire point, isn't it?

00:22:24.560 Some of us don't like to, like, be dead, though.

00:22:27.840 And we kind of resist that.

00:22:30.020 Having, you know, survived thousands and thousands of years in natural selections, war, disease, famine, struggle.

00:22:35.240 And we're still here, so.

00:22:36.220 If you're new, yeah, this is what this is.

00:22:50.500 It's crazy.

00:22:51.520 I'm really mean.

00:22:52.380 Get your fentanyl, Phil.

00:23:10.260 If we get Phil on the fentanyl, he'll drive the market price up so much, no one will be able to afford it because his tastes are insatiable.

00:23:22.180 Maybe that's how we save everybody.

00:23:26.880 Filthy weasel.

00:23:27.760 Hey, brother. 0.84

00:23:28.300 How are you?

00:23:28.780 Thank you so much.

00:23:29.540 I appreciate that.

00:23:30.360 It's good to see you.

00:23:30.920 I hope you're doing well.

00:23:32.120 Because I've noticed over countless streams how you use the term weasel in a negative light to describe the goblin creatures in our government.

00:23:38.520 Yes, I do.

00:23:39.920 I guess negative publicity is still publicity.

00:23:42.860 Still, I'm thankful to have enjoyed the company of some great bigots at the Flophouse in Ottawa.

00:23:46.840 It was a great time.

00:23:48.080 Watch out for mayonnaise like discharge from old ham legs.

00:23:50.060 That's gross.

00:23:50.640 Why are you trying to make me throw up? 0.75

00:23:51.860 I've been back for, like, 20 minutes, and already we're into this.

00:23:55.120 Can't trust any of you guys.

00:23:57.320 Hope to see you soon when we hit the road this summer.

00:24:02.100 Last time.

00:24:02.700 I'm not even going to say.

00:24:03.420 No.

00:24:03.700 No, we're going to do it.

00:24:05.540 But what ifs?

00:24:06.320 No what ifs.

00:24:07.260 No surrender.

00:24:08.860 Night Nation.

00:24:09.640 How you doing, brother?

00:24:10.320 He says, mortgage fund. 1.00

00:24:11.400 Go follow Night Nation Review, you losers. 0.99

00:24:13.620 Let's go chat. 0.98

00:24:14.420 Thank you, brother.

00:24:14.880 Appreciate that.

00:24:15.440 He said, we should get everyone together and fundraise to dig you out of the hole.

00:24:18.040 I'm going to make it, though.

00:24:19.300 That's the thing.

00:24:19.720 I don't need it.

00:24:20.740 If I was, like, up against it, I'm doomed.

00:24:22.800 I'm not going to lose my house.

00:24:23.860 But I'm going to be down to, like, 60 bucks.

00:24:27.080 You know?

00:24:27.400 But I'll be.

00:24:28.860 That's like surviving a plane crash, though.

00:24:31.260 And being mad you're not rich.

00:24:32.720 Like, the same time. 1.00

00:24:34.480 That's very stupid. 1.00

00:24:35.360 But, like, the amount of shit that came my way. 1.00

00:24:37.780 All the charges and all the bannings and all the CRAs. 1.00

00:24:41.700 Everybody's attacking me from all angles.

00:24:43.720 Yeah.

00:24:44.200 I might as well have walked out of a plane crash like T-1000. 1.00

00:24:46.880 Like, fuck. 1.00

00:24:48.180 That was crazy. 1.00

00:24:49.400 Oh, I still got my wallet.

00:24:50.580 Like, that's not bad.

00:24:51.700 You know?

00:24:51.940 It could have been worse.

00:24:54.480 Pretty cool.

00:24:55.160 And then you got a cool plane crash story, which everyone loves.

00:24:58.160 And people like the allure of an invincible man.

00:25:00.280 So I'm just going to LARP like that until, you know, whenever the day comes it actually

00:25:04.360 happens.

00:25:04.780 But I'm going to.

00:25:05.880 I'll set it.

00:25:06.480 I'll probably foreshadow it in such a way no one believes it's true.

00:25:09.420 And I've faked my death to go to another dimension.

00:25:11.080 So it's.

00:25:12.280 I'm just going to.

00:25:13.100 I'm just going to ruin them from from the netherworld, from which I would probably be

00:25:16.720 substantially more powerful.

00:25:18.760 Because I'm not that physically powerful.

00:25:20.480 I don't have any money.

00:25:21.240 I don't.

00:25:21.580 You know, I don't have any agency that way. 0.85

00:25:23.300 But I have an extremely bitter and spiteful, like, I will destroy you kind of a spirit.

00:25:28.800 Like I said, thousands of years, dude.

00:25:30.600 Thousands of years.

00:25:31.920 My most direct line bloodlines go to Denmark and Scotland.

00:25:35.980 Not a great start.

00:25:36.960 So go back thousands of years to those places.

00:25:38.900 What does that look like? 0.99

00:25:39.680 Dad, that's fucking bad. 0.99

00:25:41.740 It's just people getting killed everywhere all the time. 0.99

00:25:44.200 Wars all over the place.

00:25:45.260 Starving to death.

00:25:45.860 People strangling each other on the beach. 0.98

00:25:47.540 Hitting guys in the head with rocks. 1.00

00:25:48.980 All the fucking McDonald's are back in the. 1.00

00:25:51.360 We'll fucking see him at that. 1.00

00:25:54.060 What's all? 0.98

00:25:54.740 Jeez.

00:25:55.080 What's going on in Denmark? 1.00

00:25:55.900 Oh, we're going to fucking hit the English coast and just kill everybody. 1.00

00:26:03.120 Cool. 1.00

00:26:04.100 Yeah, right on.

00:26:05.140 So spiritually, I've got that.

00:26:07.520 So once, if I ascend to the astral plane, I think I'll become some kind of super weapon.

00:26:11.260 So maybe that's why they won't kill me.

00:26:12.540 They know what will happen.

00:26:13.560 They're trying to stave it off as long as possible.

00:26:16.880 I'll be like Gozer. 0.97

00:26:18.800 Choose the form of your destructor.

00:26:22.240 Ah, the McDonald's!

00:26:24.220 It's just, it's just, that's the destructor.

00:26:27.380 That's what I would choose.

00:26:28.180 I would unleash 785 A.D. era Highland Scots. 0.56

00:26:35.280 About 2,000 of them.

00:26:39.060 And that would be enough.

00:26:40.160 That would be enough to defeat both our military, police force, and any able-bodied man that dare stood in their way.

00:26:45.560 And then we're being ruled by 785 A.D. Scottish Highlanders.

00:26:50.960 And that is who built the country anyway, wasn't it?

00:26:53.900 It's on the flag.

00:26:55.500 Or at least it used to be.

00:26:56.580 And then there was their equivalence in the English, who are no slouches themselves.

00:27:03.040 Having conquered the earth and everything, so hats off to the English. 0.99

00:27:07.280 Well done, guys.

00:27:08.800 You can't take it away from them.

00:27:09.840 I mean, they did a good job.

00:27:10.780 And then America will be like, ah, let's be honest.

00:27:12.940 America, you inherited it from the British Empire, all right?

00:27:15.340 They had to sell it to you after the war and everything.

00:27:18.720 Oh, what else have we got up next?

00:27:19.880 So there's the top two countries on the panel of the old Canadian.

00:27:22.680 Oh, France is here too.

00:27:24.520 Yeah, they're a slouch. 1.00

00:27:25.580 What a bunch of losers the French are. 1.00

00:27:27.780 What's that guy? 1.00

00:27:28.420 Napoleon.

00:27:29.580 He wasn't even French.

00:27:30.260 I think he was Italian.

00:27:31.040 But the French conquered half the world too.

00:27:33.440 I mean, the inventions, the art, the culture, the paintings, the buildings, the every, I mean.

00:27:40.720 And then the Irish, who I think were just thrown in as spice. 1.00

00:27:44.260 Where they're like, okay, now we've got the absolute unkillable spite stubbornness of the Scots.

00:27:51.540 That's crazy.

00:27:52.860 And then, you know, the desire to vanquish in conquest and, you know, be, oh, excellent.

00:27:59.740 Oh, we've conquered Africa. 0.95

00:28:01.500 Quite well done.

00:28:02.460 You know, let's put those together.

00:28:04.040 Interesting.

00:28:04.380 And now let's throw in some French, you know, sneakiness. 1.00

00:28:07.900 Some sneakiness from the French. 1.00

00:28:10.560 I'm holding a dog.

00:28:12.320 Oh, but it is not a dog.

00:28:13.980 It is a grenade.

00:28:16.800 What?

00:28:17.240 I have poisoned your water.

00:28:21.000 You know, whatever they're doing.

00:28:22.580 Weird, sneaky. 1.00

00:28:23.740 But they're bastards, you know. 1.00

00:28:25.300 But there are bastards. 1.00

00:28:27.760 Sacre bleu. 1.00

00:28:30.120 Mon dieu.

00:28:31.680 And then the Irish. 0.91

00:28:32.800 Well, what are they for?

00:28:33.620 Well, they're kind of invincible.

00:28:35.900 You mix it.

00:28:36.400 This is a great stew I'm making here.

00:28:38.260 This is eugenics right here. 0.99

00:28:39.560 This is.

00:28:40.700 This produced the guys, the boys that did Vimy Ridge.

00:28:44.680 You understand?

00:28:46.080 This concoction.

00:28:47.240 What are the Irish? 1.00

00:28:50.400 We've got no fucking food, you know. 1.00

00:28:53.420 Holy. 1.00

00:28:54.060 There's nothing to eat but potatoes. 0.99

00:28:56.360 And now the English are here killing everybody. 1.00

00:28:58.380 I fucking simply refuse to die, my son. 1.00

00:29:02.320 I'm an unkillable bastard. 1.00

00:29:05.040 How? 1.00

00:29:05.680 We've killed so many Irish. 1.00

00:29:07.000 I've got 17 fucking children. 1.00

00:29:10.120 They do have 17. 1.00

00:29:11.920 So, in theory, the Canadian man should be fucking unstoppable. 0.99

00:29:16.160 What's going on, boys? 0.99

00:29:19.140 Hello?

00:29:20.220 Hey, are you in there?

00:29:22.220 That's your heritage.

00:29:23.780 That's you.

00:29:24.360 That's where you came from.

00:29:25.380 And you're like, 1.00

00:29:25.640 fucking leechs and the habs is on, boy. 1.00

00:29:30.960 Then later you throw in the fucking Italians came and the, you know. 1.00

00:29:38.460 There's a lot of Dutch people. 0.99

00:29:42.920 There's, you know.

00:29:46.380 It's just a commentary on the whole from what the people, the European people used to be known for and what we've been reduced to is so embarrassing.

00:30:00.540 Because it's painful.

00:30:02.180 Like, I feel ashamed.

00:30:04.580 I feel ashamed literally every day.

00:30:06.960 And I think that's proper.

00:30:09.020 Not to a self-abusive a way.

00:30:12.120 But always a little bit of a way.

00:30:14.500 Every day I look in the mirror.

00:30:15.320 Everybody's like, you're not good enough yet, though.

00:30:18.240 And you never are.

00:30:19.400 That's the point.

00:30:20.940 You know.

00:30:21.300 You could be tougher than you are.

00:30:22.780 You could be smarter than you are.

00:30:25.140 You could be helping more people.

00:30:27.180 Why aren't you doing this?

00:30:27.980 Why aren't you doing that?

00:30:28.560 Like, that stuff's always, you know.

00:30:30.260 And it's like your inner drill sergeant just keeping you going.

00:30:33.080 Those are your homies. 0.99

00:30:35.300 They don't want you to fail.

00:30:36.640 They want you to live.

00:30:37.440 And they want you to succeed.

00:30:38.760 They want you to survive. 1.00

00:30:40.540 And you can't, if you're a soft, pathetic. 1.00

00:30:42.540 You know who knows? 1.00

00:30:43.360 They do.

00:30:43.720 Because they made you.

00:30:45.340 You wouldn't exist if they didn't survive everything they had to survive.

00:30:48.060 Every war.

00:30:48.900 Every famine.

00:30:49.620 Every disaster.

00:30:50.700 Everything.

00:30:51.820 Ships lost at sea.

00:30:52.840 I mean, tigers are eating people in South Africa.

00:30:56.780 You exist somehow, though.

00:30:59.280 Your father survived and his father survived to have him.

00:31:02.280 And so on and so on and so on and so on.

00:31:08.640 Yeah, the instinct is, like, so you don't die.

00:31:10.800 Because you can't, you can't be soft and live through difficult times.

00:31:14.820 When things get hard and you're, if you're a soft little baby, you're done.

00:31:18.660 And that's not trying to be scary.

00:31:25.300 That's like, you know, hey, you're going to be late for work.

00:31:28.580 You know, I'm being your friend.

00:31:30.740 If you were going to be late for work and no one told you, even though they knew, and

00:31:34.600 then you did and you lost your job, wouldn't you be mad?

00:31:39.920 Like, why didn't you say anything?

00:31:41.000 Oh, it didn't seem like my place.

00:31:42.580 It's your job.

00:31:43.080 Not my problem.

00:31:43.580 I thought you were my friend. 1.00

00:31:46.120 No, I'm a piece of shit. 1.00

00:31:47.340 Actually. 1.00

00:31:50.320 Listen. 0.90

00:31:51.540 Dick only cares about Dick. 1.00

00:31:53.020 Okay. 0.99

00:31:54.140 He only cares about himself.

00:31:55.620 You want to be late for your own job, that's on you.

00:32:04.880 You know what?

00:32:06.240 It's just less competition for me. 0.99

00:32:08.600 Less people's dicks got to climb over. 1.00

00:32:10.500 Taking themselves out like the idiots they are. 1.00

00:32:12.780 Because, uh, I'm the top guy. 1.00

00:32:15.260 You thought I was dead.

00:32:16.900 No.

00:32:17.700 No, Dick69 doesn't die. 1.00

00:32:22.500 I fucked up that angry mob. 1.00

00:32:24.520 In my wheelchair. 1.00

00:32:26.360 And used with their body parts, I reconstructed mine.

00:32:30.040 Because I'm a genius.

00:32:32.920 And now I've come back to rule the world.

00:32:36.180 Through a combination of super high-

00:32:38.200 Super eugenics. 0.96

00:32:41.400 And pointing all of my competition towards their destruction, I will become the top alpha male. 0.61

00:32:48.960 All the women of the world will have no choice but to submit to Dick69 because all the other real men will be dead. 0.95

00:32:55.300 Bet you never thought of that one, Netanyahu.

00:33:04.360 Now, let's get me in one of these stealth fighters. 0.99

00:33:06.980 Let's go make some dicks. 1.00

00:33:10.200 Little mini dicks. 1.00

00:33:11.600 Who wants to be a mini dick? 1.00

00:33:13.720 Who wants to be a little baby dick? 1.00

00:33:16.320 Anybody out there want to be a baby dick? 1.00

00:33:17.660 I know you want to have a baby dick. 1.00

00:33:20.620 Let's make this happen, people. 1.00

00:33:22.780 Canada, you had your chance.

00:33:23.920 You failed.

00:33:24.820 So in comes Dick69's turn.

00:33:26.840 Change the whole flag.

00:33:27.700 It's just my face.

00:33:28.660 What are you going to do about it?

00:33:38.480 Nothing.

00:33:42.780 To be continued.

00:33:43.720 I put the glasses on and I forgot.

00:33:49.840 Maybe.

00:33:50.440 Was he killed?

00:33:51.100 I don't know.

00:33:52.360 He saved that reporter in his wheelchair. 0.96

00:33:55.400 And now you're like, we want him to live and like, oh crap, he's come back worse. 0.97

00:33:59.640 He's way worse now. 0.97

00:34:00.960 He's got a God complex now.

00:34:02.700 So I don't know. 1.00

00:34:04.640 Poor dick. 0.99

00:34:05.720 Or not. 1.00

00:34:06.360 I don't know.

00:34:07.700 Careful what you wish for, guys.

00:34:09.100 Everybody's like, oh no, I hope he didn't die.

00:34:10.900 You still feel that way?

00:34:11.740 Anyway, as I was saying, maybe that's a key, maybe it's because I've always known these

00:34:22.620 things.

00:34:22.920 I've always had an interest, like a deep, I guess.

00:34:26.080 I didn't think it was a deep interest, but apparently it turns out it is compared to most

00:34:29.800 people.

00:34:30.740 A deep interest in history.

00:34:32.660 And like, what happened then?

00:34:34.040 And then what happened?

00:34:34.840 And how did that happen?

00:34:35.720 Like, I'm just always, I want to know what's going on about everything all the time.

00:34:39.600 I think it's interesting.

00:34:40.840 Like, what are they, on a boat?

00:34:42.420 They got here on a boat?

00:34:43.200 What boat?

00:34:43.600 That boat?

00:34:44.360 How far?

00:34:44.680 Where did it?

00:34:44.960 From where?

00:34:45.800 From over there?

00:34:46.580 How many died?

00:34:47.420 Why?

00:34:47.840 Oh my God. 0.99

00:34:48.600 And before that, they killed them all. 0.98

00:34:50.360 Why? 0.99

00:34:50.700 Oh my God.

00:34:51.380 The English stole all the land and forced them into indentured servitude. 1.00

00:34:54.840 Holy shit. 1.00

00:34:55.340 So they were basically enslaved. 1.00

00:34:56.680 Wow.

00:34:57.120 What happened before that though?

00:34:58.160 The Romans to Jesus. 0.59

00:34:59.660 Like, this is quite the story, honestly.

00:35:01.600 It's pretty crazy. 0.99

00:35:03.640 And it's like, you're living in the current chapter and it's fucking potato chips and sports 0.99

00:35:08.320 ball. 0.99

00:35:09.440 And he's on fire.

00:35:10.840 What did your ancestors have to do for you to live?

00:35:15.300 Like, who were they?

00:35:16.120 Do you have any idea?

00:35:16.820 Like, we could be related to some of the craziest people that have ever lived.

00:35:20.880 You could be a direct descendant of like, Napoleon.

00:35:24.260 Well, not Napoleon, but you know.

00:35:26.860 Somebody.

00:35:31.300 Literally, your DNA is theirs. 0.89

00:35:34.160 You're literally a piece of some of these crazy, like, huge figures.

00:35:39.660 And you're like, oh. 0.90

00:35:40.340 Oh, I like to be drunk every day.

00:35:45.720 Oh, wow.

00:35:47.020 That's great.

00:35:48.020 Good for you.

00:35:48.860 I guess this was the bad part of the DNA, maybe.

00:35:51.760 Didn't quite make it.

00:35:53.780 Inherited.

00:35:54.360 It's three.

00:35:54.800 Yeah.

00:35:55.060 The good news is.

00:36:04.860 The good news is you're a 3% of this successful person.

00:36:07.840 Oh, that's great. 0.98

00:36:08.500 The bad news is it's the 3% that makes him an alcoholic pedophile. 0.96

00:36:11.380 So, oh, boom, boom, boom, boom. 0.90

00:36:15.240 Yeah.

00:36:15.460 So, maybe not all.

00:36:16.220 I mean, it's true that not all the best genes get passed on either.

00:36:19.140 That's true.

00:36:19.920 They're supposed to.

00:36:20.920 But sometimes, life finds a way.

00:36:26.920 Island Jason says, happy belated birthday.

00:36:29.000 DNDF.

00:36:29.460 Thank you, guys.

00:36:30.080 That's right.

00:36:30.440 I turned 38 years old.

00:36:33.180 And two years.

00:36:34.680 Henceforth, I will be 40.

00:36:37.520 I think we'll probably have conquered the country by then.

00:36:39.760 So, I mean, that's not bad.

00:36:45.040 Just Nancy says, I shall now be known as JustNancy67, who dances with many bananas.

00:36:49.660 Okay.

00:36:50.620 Because she said Just Nancy, you know, I kind of came on to her a little bit about that.

00:36:55.560 Now she's dancing with many bananas. 1.00

00:36:57.580 So, she's not Just Nancy technically anymore.

00:36:59.840 So, that's good.

00:37:00.360 She's got something.

00:37:01.340 She's got something to look forward to.

00:37:02.440 Something that fulfills her.

00:37:03.400 She's got a life outside.

00:37:07.620 Moving on.

00:37:08.260 And Swiss Dangles says, happy Friday.

00:37:10.900 Hope you had a good birthday yesterday.

00:37:12.560 42. 1.00

00:37:13.120 No, you silly bitch. 1.00

00:37:15.480 I know. 1.00

00:37:16.240 38.

00:37:16.660 Hope there wasn't mayo on that cake.

00:37:18.540 No.

00:37:19.060 No mayo.

00:37:19.560 I don't.

00:37:19.980 Why?

00:37:20.860 You guys act like I have to dodge it everywhere.

00:37:22.980 I just don't eat it.

00:37:23.920 I don't like it.

00:37:24.500 I stay away from it.

00:37:25.480 And you're always like, ooh, it's going to get you.

00:37:27.300 How?

00:37:27.820 How is it going to get me?

00:37:28.940 Sometimes it does, though.

00:37:30.020 It does sometimes sneak into things when it's not supposed to be in there.

00:37:32.620 And I'll go, blech.

00:37:36.060 It's not even the taste.

00:37:37.360 It's like, it's like, it's something about its very existence just disturbs me.

00:37:42.380 I think I have some ancestral memory.

00:37:44.700 Guys, there's something really wrong with mayonnaise.

00:37:47.020 And I wish you would listen to me.

00:37:48.380 You know, like slathering it up.

00:37:49.640 And I'm like, it might be made out of people.

00:37:51.100 I don't know what it is.

00:37:52.080 Something about it really disturbs me, though. 0.56

00:37:53.840 I think it's like horse semen. 0.54

00:37:55.460 It's something.

00:37:56.160 It's something horrifying.

00:37:58.420 No, it's just eggs.

00:37:59.580 That's what they say.

00:38:00.800 But you're not.

00:38:01.600 Do you work in the factory?

00:38:03.680 Do you work in the Hellman's factory?

00:38:04.960 Do you see the whole process from start to finish?

00:38:08.120 Are you sure the CEO is literally not jacking off into the back?

00:38:11.180 You have no idea.

00:38:12.840 None.

00:38:14.260 You're just eating it up. 1.00

00:38:15.580 You're fucking crazy. 1.00

00:38:21.780 You're a crazy person. 1.00

00:38:23.920 Mayonnaise eaters are insane. 1.00

00:38:25.680 That's probably the Scottish stubbornness. 1.00

00:38:27.540 I dare you to try and kill me with it. 0.99

00:38:30.040 Like, yeah, okay. 1.00

00:38:31.740 Oi, let's go throw rocks at our heads. 1.00

00:38:34.560 For sport.

00:38:36.180 Throwing boulders at each other. 1.00

00:38:38.520 Last one to move is a pussy. 1.00

00:38:42.460 You're trying to crush me with a boulder. 1.00

00:38:45.940 Why? 1.00

00:38:46.520 Like, they're just, they're crazy, dude. 0.97

00:38:49.560 And it's so funny.

00:38:50.800 It's so fun to read through and hear some of these old stories.

00:38:53.500 I didn't appreciate them when I was young. 0.96

00:38:54.660 So I don't, I can't really blame younger people, like under 30 really, for even like, I don't give a shit about any of that. 0.93

00:38:59.860 Because I didn't really either. 0.90

00:39:01.720 But I think you're still in your kind of like adventure phase, trying to find yourself as a man and all that crap.

00:39:06.680 But, yeah, it's like you read about some of these people and some of the old family stories.

00:39:12.880 And even like hundreds of years ago, when you're like, you start laughing, you're like, that's just like my uncle.

00:39:17.780 Like, I know these people.

00:39:19.700 Like, this is all very familiar.

00:39:21.240 Like, I live, and why wouldn't it be?

00:39:22.820 We're all basically still the same.

00:39:25.280 You read these old books.

00:39:27.360 Seneca's got letters from a stoic, Seneca.

00:39:30.240 It's, he was an old Roman, like, advisor, counselor or something. 0.93

00:39:34.620 And had a bunch of letters just transcribed.

00:39:37.120 Just back and forth, writing back and forth to a buddy.

00:39:39.520 It's like one of his mentors and stuff. 0.99

00:39:41.240 And it was just like day-to-day shit and stuff they're complaining about. 0.91

00:39:44.720 And you're like, it's fascinating. 0.99

00:39:45.780 Like, this might as well have happened today.

00:39:47.860 They might as well have lived today.

00:39:49.160 All of their problems and worries and anxiety are essentially the same.

00:39:52.720 They come in different forms.

00:39:53.900 I mean, we worry about being replaced by robots and Indians and put in cages and having our blood sucked out of our bodies to feed Hillary Clinton. 0.94

00:40:01.200 But, I mean, they had other, you know, things.

00:40:03.160 You know, like being slaughtered by the Carthaginians.

00:40:05.080 Like, it's equally horrible, right?

00:40:08.320 There's things going on.

00:40:09.580 Like, there's always the threat of looming annihilation, it seems like.

00:40:14.080 Through the entirety of any people anywhere, the whole story is,

00:40:17.720 So there we were, trying not to die.

00:40:20.520 That's all the time.

00:40:22.500 That's everything.

00:40:23.700 That's every story ever of any time of any people doing anything was,

00:40:27.880 So there we were, trying not to be dead.

00:40:30.680 And we succeeded, so now your turn.

00:40:33.440 And people are like, this is so hard!

00:40:35.240 Yeah, this is the game, is try not to die.

00:40:38.180 That's what I've learned.

00:40:39.760 That's what life is.

00:40:41.080 And see how long you can make it without being dead.

00:40:45.320 Everything gets worse.

00:40:46.340 Yes, every people ever.

00:40:48.580 Struggle one thing after the other.

00:40:50.320 It's just, it's like, it's like the endless volleyball,

00:40:53.320 Or like, how many times could they bash this balloon, you know?

00:40:57.220 Oh, oh! 0.58

00:40:58.640 It's the endless tennis game.

00:41:00.780 What am I talking about?

00:41:01.720 See, I turned 38, now I'm doing existential crisis streams.

00:41:04.880 Dylan says, hope you've had a great March break with the kids.

00:41:07.200 Glad to have you back streaming.

00:41:08.200 Thank you, sir.

00:41:09.100 Appreciate it.

00:41:10.120 Can't be dreaded says, happy birthday.

00:41:11.300 From the bees and me.

00:41:13.180 Well, I'm glad the bees are on my side, because I'm scared of them.

00:41:16.900 I like that they like me, but I don't like to, I don't want to ask anything of them.

00:41:20.340 I don't want to be aggressive with the bees, because I feel like bees seem like the kind of creature that's like,

00:41:28.560 You get one, we'll do you one favor.

00:41:31.480 Ever.

00:41:32.080 And that's it.

00:41:32.560 Like, if there's a moment, like, right out of a movie, a swarm, you're about to be murdered,

00:41:39.120 and a swarm of bees just, like, immolates this guy, down to a skeleton, and then they just hover,

00:41:45.160 and fly away, and they kind of stop, and they look back in the sky, and then they salute you,

00:41:52.600 and then they're like, that's it.

00:41:54.040 That was your one.

00:41:55.260 And then you're like, thank you, bees!

00:41:56.920 And they fly away.

00:41:57.720 Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. 1.00

00:42:00.620 But they won't do that if you fuck with them, you know? 0.99

00:42:04.480 If you're a good, if you're a nice guy, and you respect the bees, they'll be like, you know what? 0.99

00:42:10.560 It's been a couple of days, it's been a while since we've, you know, eaten a person?

00:42:14.240 What kind of scenario is this, am I imagining?

00:42:19.540 I must have seen this in a movie or a TV show somewhere.

00:42:24.040 Swarm of bees just comes in.

00:42:27.200 Camby dreads out there in a van, the bees just go back in, they honk the horn.

00:42:32.400 Drives away.

00:42:33.420 What the?

00:42:36.180 Well, I'm glad, I'm glad we stuck with the Terminator bees program.

00:42:39.560 That came in handy. 0.99

00:42:42.500 What the fuck am I talking about? 0.99

00:42:43.480 Renunciates his happy birthday, thank you. 0.99

00:42:46.340 Steven Spurgberg, happy birthday.

00:42:48.560 Let's get the libs what? 0.99

00:42:50.180 And the tax, ax the tax, bro. 1.00

00:42:52.040 It's also stupid. 1.00

00:42:53.140 It's also stupid and meaningless. 1.00

00:42:54.880 Ax the tax, bro. 1.00

00:42:56.240 Because that's going to change things that matter, yeah.

00:42:58.220 And they're not even going to do it.

00:43:00.380 And even if they did, it's like, ax the tax.

00:43:02.740 You know that tax is like, it's not, I mean, it's bad for the farmers too.

00:43:07.020 But like most of the people complaining about it though, like the regular folks,

00:43:10.520 you're talking like a hundred bucks a month, maybe.

00:43:13.480 Like, it's, that isn't even it.

00:43:17.420 And the fact that the Concerners are acting like that's what the big problem is.

00:43:22.140 Head explosion.

00:43:23.660 Head explosion.

00:43:25.060 Implosion, explosion, explosion, explosion.

00:43:29.020 Demolition.

00:43:29.700 Controlled demolition head.

00:43:32.400 I'm going to ax the tax.

00:43:33.840 Oh yeah, that's what it is.

00:43:35.840 Oh, oh yeah.

00:43:37.440 Oh, it's that tax.

00:43:39.040 It's that one tax.

00:43:40.580 It's the fact that there's a million tiny taxes on top of each other.

00:43:44.960 This is just another one.

00:43:46.800 I remember as a kid, they're like, provincial sales tax is already a, or what was it?

00:43:51.140 Harmonized sales tax is a new tax.

00:43:53.140 They've been doing this our whole lives.

00:43:54.480 Oh, it's not a tax.

00:43:56.180 It's a cost.

00:43:56.960 It's a price.

00:43:57.660 It's a, and they, and they're forever.

00:43:59.520 The reason they need new taxes is because they're broke because they spent all of your

00:44:02.700 money.

00:44:03.600 So now they need more.

00:44:04.540 They need you to work harder so they can keep their jobs at wasting and stealing your

00:44:09.020 money.

00:44:09.420 That's what politicians do. 0.99

00:44:11.040 And that's why I hate them. 1.00

00:44:12.460 They are parasites. 1.00

00:44:13.280 And their very existence is killing and murdering this once very nice, massive potential country. 1.00

00:44:19.260 We could have been anything.

00:44:20.580 And that's what you really need to think of.

00:44:22.420 Don't, I mean, thinking about what was is, is, you know, but what you could have, that's

00:44:26.660 what motivates people. 0.99

00:44:27.760 And I can't, I mean, the bastards that sold us down the river in the sixties, especially 0.99

00:44:31.560 we should have had a hundred million people living here. 1.00

00:44:35.900 Our people.

00:44:36.740 The amount of resources and territory.

00:44:43.820 Oh, we have so much.

00:44:45.740 We would be so rich.

00:44:49.400 We'd be a superpower.

00:44:51.480 Legitimately.

00:44:53.260 Look what the English were able to do with an island.

00:44:55.980 Look what the English did with an island.

00:45:00.480 Cause they were good at making boats.

00:45:03.300 We'd be like, what do you need?

00:45:05.000 We're Canada.

00:45:05.820 What can we do for you?

00:45:06.880 We have everything.

00:45:08.220 We are the best and have the best of everything.

00:45:11.340 Agriculture.

00:45:11.900 Yeah.

00:45:12.060 Got it.

00:45:12.500 Mining.

00:45:12.920 Got that.

00:45:13.340 You want uranium? 1.00

00:45:14.120 Lots of that shit. 1.00

00:45:15.120 Fishing. 1.00

00:45:15.680 You know, what kind of fish?

00:45:16.500 I got all kinds.

00:45:17.160 Arctic fish, Pacific fish, land fish.

00:45:18.940 You like crabs? 1.00

00:45:19.620 Have some fucking crabs. 1.00

00:45:20.780 Have some gold with your crabs. 1.00

00:45:22.580 Hey, have the best timber in the fucking world. 1.00

00:45:25.140 Oh, oh, geez. 0.99

00:45:26.220 How are you going to get home?

00:45:27.020 You're going to need some oil.

00:45:28.120 Guess what?

00:45:28.580 I got a shitload of that too. 0.99

00:45:31.440 And the fact that we are not living like fucking kings right now is infuriating. 0.99

00:45:36.940 And none of them can see it. 0.99

00:45:38.200 Apparently none of them can even tell.

00:45:40.200 And they'll just, ah, what we need to do is axe the tax.

00:45:43.140 Ah, way to think big.

00:45:45.140 Way to really embrace things.

00:45:47.320 What a leader.

00:45:48.500 What a visionary.

00:45:50.580 We're going to axe the tax.

00:45:52.020 Ah.

00:45:52.340 We need the cooks. 1.00

00:45:54.480 We need the restaurants.

00:45:55.440 To steal your cars.

00:46:00.540 Oh, geez.

00:46:03.480 Did I get all of these on Rumble?

00:46:05.420 I'm taking too long with these.

00:46:07.600 GBMAX says, have you seen The Swarm?

00:46:09.220 I don't think so.

00:46:10.040 There's also a couple other bee movies from the 80s.

00:46:12.180 One they took over the world.

00:46:16.220 That's kind of scary though.

00:46:17.400 Like, what if that happens?

00:46:18.200 What if they get smart bees? 0.87

00:46:22.440 What?

00:46:23.320 Somebody's doing astrology.

00:46:25.400 Has the sun, Jupiter, and Mercury.

00:46:28.660 His Venus is in Aries.

00:46:30.240 He has Mars, Saturn, Uranus, Sagittarius.

00:46:32.280 What does that mean?

00:46:33.500 I don't want to know.

00:46:34.300 Don't tell me.

00:46:34.880 I don't want to know.

00:46:35.640 It's going to corrupt my process.

00:46:38.740 It's going to throw me off.

00:46:40.780 Actually, no.

00:46:41.260 Do tell me.

00:46:41.640 I'm interested.

00:46:43.440 I heard a saying once.

00:46:45.560 I didn't really look into this.

00:46:47.580 But it made me wonder if it's true.

00:46:50.540 And it was, listen.

00:46:52.600 Millionaires, multi-millionaires, they don't pay attention to astrology.

00:46:55.900 Okay?

00:46:57.740 Billionaires do.

00:46:59.880 And I was like, is it?

00:47:03.460 No, really.

00:47:04.140 Is that true?

00:47:05.000 Is that actually true?

00:47:05.900 Like, are all the billionaires really into astrology?

00:47:07.880 Is that a thing?

00:47:08.440 Because if they are, then I should be.

00:47:10.520 Right?

00:47:11.440 Like, that's how you get better at stuff 101, guys.

00:47:15.780 What's something you wish you were better at?

00:47:18.620 Find somebody who is really good at that.

00:47:20.940 And then watch what they do.

00:47:22.380 And then do those things.

00:47:25.720 Man, I wish I could skate really well.

00:47:29.720 And you have access to someone like, you know, a pro hockey player.

00:47:33.740 Yeah, go train with them.

00:47:36.720 Not your brother, Bob.

00:47:38.820 Like, that guy played in the NHL.

00:47:40.860 Go ask him for lessons.

00:47:42.160 Go tell him.

00:47:43.160 If you're a kid, you're 12 years old.

00:47:44.420 You know, get that guy.

00:47:46.700 Not some dude.

00:47:47.780 Like, because he was there.

00:47:49.320 Like, he's where you want to go.

00:47:50.800 So if anybody knows how to get there, he does.

00:47:52.860 So ask him.

00:47:54.520 This is what I did in the Army.

00:47:55.740 And this is how I got better at everything. 0.92

00:47:57.040 Because I was shitty at everything. 1.00

00:47:58.400 I was tiny and dumb and weak and not strong mentally. 1.00

00:48:04.040 Nothing. 0.99

00:48:04.400 I had nothing.

00:48:05.240 I was like the seventh round draft pick in the Army.

00:48:08.960 Okay?

00:48:09.740 And I struggled badly for years.

00:48:11.620 For a while.

00:48:12.180 And then I learned, like, you know what?

00:48:13.540 I'm good.

00:48:13.900 I just kind of gravitated towards, like, who was really strong?

00:48:16.920 Who was really good at all this stuff?

00:48:18.820 You know?

00:48:19.460 And I would just be right on that guy.

00:48:20.900 Like, you know?

00:48:22.720 What's going on here?

00:48:24.020 What is he doing?

00:48:27.400 And then what do they do?

00:48:29.520 How are they living?

00:48:30.440 What do they think like?

00:48:31.660 How do they, uh...

00:48:33.160 You know?

00:48:34.080 It just makes sense.

00:48:35.940 Trying to figure... 0.81

00:48:36.540 I mean, it feels like dumb not to. 0.87

00:48:38.760 It's like reading books.

00:48:40.320 No, I'm just going to figure it out for myself, bro.

00:48:43.520 What do you mean?

00:48:44.740 Oh, yeah.

00:48:45.280 I'm going to be a physicist, bro.

00:48:47.500 Yeah, no.

00:48:48.240 You know, I'm just going to figure it out.

00:48:49.360 You know, like the old times.

00:48:51.040 Legitimately.

00:48:51.540 On my own.

00:48:52.040 I don't want to be cheating.

00:48:53.280 I don't want any advice from anybody.

00:48:55.000 So, I don't do books, bro.

00:48:56.560 You're going to...

00:48:57.240 You're going to do...

00:48:58.380 You're going to...

00:48:58.920 You're going to...

00:48:59.600 You're going to understand, extrapolate, internalize, and then explain physics to people.

00:49:06.340 Entirely on your own with no help, no training.

00:49:08.340 Not even, like, high school math.

00:49:09.760 No, bro.

00:49:10.160 Nothing.

00:49:12.180 This is Dick 69's origin story.

00:49:14.320 Like, no!

00:49:15.020 You go read, like, other people that are already good at it.

00:49:17.640 Show you, like, yeah, this is what we're doing.

00:49:19.440 Okay.

00:49:20.760 It just makes sense.

00:49:21.960 And anyway.

00:49:22.920 Do billionaires have, like...

00:49:25.880 Are they into that?

00:49:27.160 Is it just one or two?

00:49:28.360 And is it some weird billionaire that said that?

00:49:30.540 And all the other billionaires are like, no. 1.00

00:49:31.720 He's just an idiot. 1.00

00:49:32.520 He just got lucky with a stupid tech stock. 1.00

00:49:34.240 Like, this guy's a loser. 1.00

00:49:35.920 No, he is... 1.00

00:49:36.500 No, no one respects him.

00:49:40.280 He still wears jackets.

00:49:42.640 He wears coats.

00:49:45.860 I was reading about that one day, and I was like, that's so funny.

00:49:48.160 These people, like, they literally don't wear coats because you don't need them.

00:49:53.680 Anywhere you're going, you're indoors, or you're on the way to somewhere else that's indoors.

00:49:57.480 Or somewhere nice and sunny.

00:49:59.600 Unless you're, like, going to Antarctica to be some weird cult member or whatever's going

00:50:02.240 on down there.

00:50:02.960 But you go from, like, airport, private airport, plane, into a car, to the place, place, to

00:50:10.100 the car, to the airport, to the...

00:50:11.380 Like, you're just...

00:50:11.980 You don't need one.

00:50:14.180 Right out the door.

00:50:15.120 Parking is...

00:50:15.680 You don't even go to the parking garage.

00:50:17.300 You know?

00:50:17.600 You're Bezos or somebody.

00:50:18.840 It's right there.

00:50:19.660 You own the building.

00:50:20.440 It's...

00:50:20.680 So weird.

00:50:24.700 I've never thought about any of these things.

00:50:26.180 Like, what are these people like?

00:50:27.220 Like, what are they...

00:50:27.700 What are their lives like?

00:50:28.620 What are they...

00:50:29.320 Like, what...

00:50:30.240 Would that even...

00:50:31.060 It'd be hard to imagine.

00:50:32.700 And then I watched that show, Secession.

00:50:34.740 I was like, that was a great show.

00:50:35.840 Great show.

00:50:36.400 I highly recommend it.

00:50:39.880 H. Lynn is a monthly supporter.

00:50:41.280 Thank you very much.

00:50:42.420 Is Kate really dead, Miss B?

00:50:43.760 I don't know.

00:50:45.180 I know they're releasing fake photos.

00:50:47.280 And that's just weird.

00:50:50.680 That's really all you can say.

00:50:52.300 And I think this is a healthy way to approach things like this.

00:50:54.440 People want to get wrapped.

00:50:55.260 They want to jump to a conclusion.

00:50:57.020 It's my jump to conclusions, Matt.

00:51:01.360 Office space seems to come up every stream now.

00:51:03.720 Interesting.

00:51:04.560 What does that mean in the...

00:51:05.680 What's happening?

00:51:07.320 What psychic force has possessed me tonight?

00:51:10.660 I don't know, but office space.

00:51:12.700 They, um...

00:51:14.040 Just, like, something happens.

00:51:15.920 Legitimately.

00:51:16.620 Okay?

00:51:16.920 Like, yeah, she legitimately has not been seen in 80 days or something.

00:51:20.680 I think...

00:51:22.040 First thing.

00:51:23.440 Logical.

00:51:23.900 Is this normal?

00:51:24.700 No, it isn't.

00:51:25.480 Oh, okay.

00:51:26.680 What could it be?

00:51:27.640 Don't know.

00:51:28.300 But this isn't normal.

00:51:29.580 Right.

00:51:31.120 That's pretty much where you go.

00:51:32.540 You know, like, well, then this probably happened.

00:51:34.260 No, no, no.

00:51:34.800 There's so many variables.

00:51:36.200 It could be anything.

00:51:37.500 There could be any number of explanations that make total sense.

00:51:40.280 But you want to imagine some insane, you know...

00:51:42.680 She could have... 0.82

00:51:45.420 Like, she had surgery or something.

00:51:46.660 Maybe she doesn't look very good.

00:51:49.340 And they're like, there's no way to make her look... 1.00

00:51:51.120 Like, she's like, I will not have a picture of me looking like this ever.

00:51:53.420 So there's just no pictures.

00:51:55.000 And they tried to Photoshop one.

00:51:56.520 And everyone's like, no, we want to see... 0.99

00:51:57.880 Her face is all fucked up and bloated or something. 0.99

00:52:00.040 You know what I mean? 0.99

00:52:00.780 That's perfectly logical reason why she wouldn't want to. 0.62

00:52:03.520 But I don't know. 0.99

00:52:05.260 Maybe Willie fucking chopped her up and ate her. 1.00

00:52:07.300 I don't know. 1.00

00:52:07.840 I have no idea.

00:52:09.520 And neither do you.

00:52:11.420 So we just go, what you do is...

00:52:14.160 You go, I am...

00:52:16.660 What happened to your wife?

00:52:18.820 I haven't seen her in 70, 80 days now.

00:52:24.340 You murder, huh?

00:52:25.420 You know?

00:52:26.700 That's a legitimate question.

00:52:28.160 If you had a neighbor...

00:52:28.920 Honestly, it is.

00:52:29.960 If you had a neighbor...

00:52:31.200 All right, no.

00:52:32.000 If I'm your neighbor...

00:52:33.180 And I kind of am.

00:52:34.100 A lot of you guys are here all the time.

00:52:35.280 And I appreciate you guys so much.

00:52:36.900 Thank you.

00:52:37.840 If I'm Morgan and I both...

00:52:39.560 Imagine if for 80 days, Morgan just...

00:52:43.200 She just disappeared.

00:52:45.120 And no one's seen her or heard from her.

00:52:47.460 Nobody knows where she is.

00:52:49.620 And I post an Instagram photo and it's fake.

00:52:53.960 Don't you think most people would be... 0.83

00:52:56.920 He diddy might have killed her. 1.00

00:52:58.960 I mean, what the fuck's going on? 1.00

00:53:00.860 You would call the cops like a missing person. 1.00

00:53:02.820 It's like, isn't this weird?

00:53:04.320 Oh, no.

00:53:04.940 It's Kate Middleton.

00:53:05.440 I'm sure she's fine.

00:53:06.060 But...

00:53:06.940 Maybe.

00:53:09.220 Or maybe she's not fine.

00:53:11.740 Are you really good at pretending this family doesn't have a history of...

00:53:16.200 Cutting necks?

00:53:17.680 Because they do.

00:53:19.520 So...

00:53:19.840 And this would just be the second one in like a couple decades. 0.99

00:53:23.880 He might have helped kill his own mom. 0.94

00:53:25.740 I don't know. 1.00

00:53:26.400 Might as well get rid of her too. 0.97

00:53:30.340 I don't know.

00:53:32.040 Now they're going to come after me.

00:53:32.940 I'm just making jokes.

00:53:33.860 Calm down.

00:53:34.840 I was just, you know, pumping the tires on the Empire.

00:53:37.420 And you're going to get all mad about a dead wife joke? 1.00

00:53:38.960 Stop killing your wife then! 0.99

00:53:40.160 Ivan says, the show The Walking Dead is an accidental analogy for the modern world.

00:53:47.840 The world is interesting, yeah. 0.94

00:53:49.420 The world is full of low IQ violent parasites, zombies, but with some basic precautions, they can be ignored and life can go on. 0.94

00:53:58.200 To a degree, it is getting difficult. 0.99

00:54:01.500 But yeah, I guess.

00:54:02.260 I mean, a lot of people are being eaten by the zombies, aren't they?

00:54:04.460 And they're not making it.

00:54:05.180 So it does take some effort, but I guess not as much as you'd think is probably what he means.

00:54:11.480 It probably wouldn't be as much.

00:54:12.320 It's like, oh, it's so hard to get.

00:54:14.020 It's harder, but it's not that hard.

00:54:15.880 It's not anything that you couldn't do.

00:54:21.380 And that's the truth.

00:54:22.580 Because again, your genetic profile is why you are the way you are.

00:54:27.860 Because you're these people combined into this creature that is now you.

00:54:31.940 And they did all of those things way worse.

00:54:37.900 So yeah, you're totally capable of it.

00:54:39.940 You just, I don't know, brainwashed maybe. 0.55

00:54:43.780 Demoralized maybe. 0.55

00:54:44.820 Maybe eating too much candy.

00:54:48.460 Land of the Fake says, I found the holocauster. 0.96

00:54:51.860 I'm going to have to save that link for later.

00:54:53.560 And he says, happy birthday.

00:54:54.920 You can get donations for your legal fees in the form of selling soundboards.

00:54:58.520 Really?

00:54:58.880 Soundboardstation.com.

00:55:01.460 It is a fully functional and badass, like, what are you talking about?

00:55:04.760 If there's a soundboard with me.

00:55:07.500 People would be pranking.

00:55:08.380 I would get in so much trouble because everyone wouldn't believe it wasn't me.

00:55:12.480 He's like, oh yeah, he would. 1.00

00:55:13.620 He's a dick. 1.00

00:55:14.500 Of course he would say that. 1.00

00:55:19.380 Oh no.

00:55:20.660 Now you're giving people ideas.

00:55:23.480 Ryan, thank you very much.

00:55:24.540 He says, Hong Kong, based on the laws being passed in the Western world,

00:55:27.100 let's say these billionaires are getting some bad horoscope readouts.

00:55:31.480 That's maybe why they're building bunkers.

00:55:33.760 Oh, I don't like this.

00:55:34.860 And they're just, you know, oblivious.

00:55:37.120 Every time I go to my astrologist, she says, you run for your life.

00:55:40.740 I don't know why.

00:55:43.680 What's happening?

00:55:44.420 Edgar Forrester says, I think Kate is with Shelly Miscavige.

00:55:53.700 Did entropy go down again?

00:55:55.080 It may have.

00:55:56.580 Yeah, it did.

00:55:57.320 Sorry, guys.

00:55:57.940 This happens.

00:55:58.940 I wasn't paying any attention.

00:56:01.580 I need three screens now.

00:56:05.640 There's a few more.

00:56:06.600 Okay.

00:56:07.320 It did save your messages, though.

00:56:09.160 Luckily.

00:56:09.500 Godzilla says, in case you missed the message in the Empire,

00:56:13.180 Fyodor, Fyodor, how do you say this name?

00:56:15.560 Called yesterday from Russia and asked me to tell you happy birthday

00:56:18.200 and plug his vintage Soviet-era car and motorcycle telegram channel.

00:56:24.460 Fyodor's car, Necro.

00:56:25.760 Happy 38.

00:56:27.580 That's wild.

00:56:28.400 Is there seriously a guy in Russia who restores Soviet-era cars and listens to this?

00:56:35.060 That's crazy to me.

00:56:36.500 That's crazy to me.

00:56:39.500 I'm imagining this.

00:56:44.760 Like, I'm that guy fixing a car, listening to me.

00:56:47.860 Like, what is this?

00:56:51.000 We are living in an insane, an unprecedented time.

00:56:54.000 Nobody, no regular people have had this level of power ever in the world, ever in history.

00:56:59.120 Do you understand this?

00:57:00.560 You have the ability to do what I'm doing and, you know,

00:57:04.300 oh, I'm not going to, not millions of people won't hear me.

00:57:06.540 No, probably not, but thousands will.

00:57:08.440 Oh, thousands of people.

00:57:09.980 When in history has any random everyday anybody had been like,

00:57:14.000 just press these buttons and within very little time,

00:57:17.280 thousands of people could hear what you have to say. 0.99

00:57:20.480 In ancient times, you'd have to be the mayor of a fucking town for that to happen. 0.99

00:57:25.640 Probably just as early as like 30 years ago, 20 years ago. 0.99

00:57:28.640 So, you know, pretty crazy.

00:57:32.280 And that's why they're in a big struggle to censor this now.

00:57:35.200 Now they're going to, oh, they're going to buy TikTok.

00:57:36.980 Are they?

00:57:37.980 No, they're going to steal TikTok.

00:57:40.000 If you read the legislation, the bill, and they talk about divesting TikTok.

00:57:43.580 You see, TikTok is owned by the Chinese. 0.94

00:57:45.180 I don't know if he's Chinese or Japanese now, but we're really being stereotypically racist.

00:58:10.560 So what, who cares?

00:58:12.180 Let's just go with it.

00:58:15.460 You are trying to steal a Chinese. 1.00

00:58:19.140 To roof a tailing of the mess.

00:58:21.460 Suresh.

00:58:23.720 Society destroying advanced psychological weapon.

00:58:27.440 Yeah, and I think Blackpill called it the day, literally the day prior.

00:58:35.440 Said, watch what happens.

00:58:37.060 Look, oh, we're going to have to buy it.

00:58:38.580 So an American has it. 0.74

00:58:40.300 Oh, we'll put it in American hands where it's, where it's safe.

00:58:44.440 And you know who's going to step up to buy it?

00:58:46.040 It's going to be some Jewish billionaire. 0.87

00:58:48.240 Boom, boom, boom.

00:58:49.380 Yep, the next day, the next day.

00:58:55.360 I've got $5 billion.

00:58:57.480 Oh, good.

00:58:58.420 And then you know what TikTok turns into? 0.93

00:59:00.760 Join the IDF TikTok dancing sluts. 1.00

00:59:04.060 All day, every day. 0.96

00:59:06.020 Forever and ever.

00:59:10.320 It's a pattern.

00:59:13.240 It's a pattern, Philip. 1.00

00:59:15.460 It's a fucking pattern. 0.99

00:59:16.980 I don't know, I'm fucking, I was cooped up all week, so I'm crazy today. 0.99

00:59:22.680 I've got a lot of internalized problems. 0.98

00:59:26.600 It's catharsis.

00:59:27.540 I need this to live.

00:59:28.900 This is a venting process.

00:59:30.840 I'm a human steam engine.

00:59:32.600 I'm like a, I'm like a Popeye character.

00:59:36.720 There's just steam coming out of my head.

00:59:38.220 I have to do it or I'll blow up.

00:59:41.740 And it's better for everyone if I do it this way.

00:59:43.840 I'm telling you.

00:59:46.980 I'm keeping people safe.

00:59:49.860 And you're trying to stop me?

00:59:53.680 The real Bret Hart of Diaglund.

00:59:55.280 Good, because I'm glad that fake guy is gone. 0.94

00:59:58.240 I'm glad you sharpshooted him to death.

00:59:59.720 Watching live first time since early January.

01:00:01.820 Yeah, it's been a little while.

01:00:02.760 Where have you been?

01:00:03.780 Oh, he explains.

01:00:05.020 Perfect. 0.99

01:00:05.440 Been busy with the country's fuckery. 0.98

01:00:07.140 Oh yeah, things are going just great. 0.98

01:00:09.500 Perfectly smooth.

01:00:10.260 I heard the tour is happening.

01:00:11.580 We'll be waiting at the BC border with a flag and ready to shoot bullets into the sky.

01:00:16.320 Don't do the second part.

01:00:17.780 The shekels are for Phillips. 0.98

01:00:19.600 Habit.

01:00:20.080 I hope all is well despite.

01:00:21.420 Thanks, man.

01:00:21.840 I appreciate that.

01:00:22.500 Yeah, that is the plan.

01:00:24.180 We're working on it.

01:00:25.780 Still shooting for July.

01:00:27.940 Early July.

01:00:28.900 In July.

01:00:30.220 We'll start in July.

01:00:33.420 July.

01:00:33.940 It's July.

01:00:38.020 July.

01:00:38.820 July.

01:00:40.420 July.

01:00:41.240 We are going.

01:00:42.160 The tour is starting in June.

01:00:44.800 First of all, I need to show you something, guys.

01:00:51.040 There is.

01:00:51.760 How do I.

01:00:53.460 How do I do the.

01:00:54.380 Oh, not done.

01:00:55.320 I need font.

01:00:57.220 How do we.

01:00:58.060 How do we do the wingdings?

01:01:02.260 How do I type in it?

01:01:04.320 I just open like a word.

01:01:05.860 Right.

01:01:11.220 First of all, I mean, there's just spooky stuff going on.

01:01:18.660 Where are you?

01:01:21.960 Where's wingdings?

01:01:23.220 Did they delete wingdings?

01:01:27.160 No, they didn't.

01:01:28.020 Thank goodness.

01:01:28.600 All right.

01:01:30.160 You're never going to believe this.

01:01:32.380 Back in the early Diagon days. 1.00

01:01:37.340 The, uh, you know, one of our sayings was, fuck you make me. 0.99

01:01:43.300 In regards to the, uh, pokey poke, uh, medicine time. 1.00

01:01:45.920 It was a good time.

01:01:55.840 And in those days, you know, a lot of people were still curious, not quite knowing what's

01:01:59.880 going on.

01:02:00.460 They were like, is there something going on with this, these hats?

01:02:02.800 The road is long.

01:02:05.320 You know?

01:02:06.300 And soon, there were signs, things in the sky.

01:02:11.720 On your keyboards.

01:02:13.800 Someone was like, let's, let's do some fonts.

01:02:15.600 We're going to do some, sell some merch.

01:02:17.320 Let's do F-Y-M-M. 1.00

01:02:20.020 So I'm just going to, this wingdings, let's just go to something else.

01:02:23.100 Mystique.

01:02:23.500 So F-Y-M-M, you can see. 1.00

01:02:26.180 You can do it yourself and you can go here.

01:02:27.780 And then there's F.

01:02:33.820 Oh, a pointy finger.

01:02:36.420 Interesting.

01:02:37.060 A Y. 1.00

01:02:38.020 Oh, dear.

01:02:39.260 Oh, dear.

01:02:40.860 Well, what is M?

01:02:50.820 You can see that, right?

01:02:52.120 And then there was the whole Cirque controversy.

01:03:01.140 Turns out Cirque is actually.

01:03:06.860 First.

01:03:08.620 First, there's a slur.

01:03:15.340 Referring to a.

01:03:16.980 Something called, what's called a Keuchel.

01:03:19.040 It's a hat, I think.

01:03:22.420 So it's getting weird.

01:03:27.960 And then.

01:03:31.800 Forgot where I was originally going with this.

01:03:34.720 I don't know.

01:03:35.840 I got lost in the conspiracy.

01:03:38.620 But it's been a good time.

01:03:41.260 We're having fun.

01:03:45.280 Seriously, where was I going with that?

01:03:46.500 I can't remember now.

01:03:47.380 There was the fonts and then there was this.

01:03:48.700 And then what was the.

01:03:49.980 What happened?

01:03:50.580 There's something else happened lately.

01:03:52.120 I had it and I lost it.

01:03:56.920 There's too many.

01:03:57.500 Oh, and right.

01:03:58.540 And now we're going on the tour in July.

01:04:04.160 In July.

01:04:05.600 July.

01:04:05.960 It's a joke, right?

01:04:20.140 Like, this is.

01:04:25.520 This is getting a little on the.

01:04:28.580 Can't say that.

01:04:29.380 I wish these anti-hate guys would get off my back.

01:04:38.640 Are they all?

01:04:40.980 Oh, all of them.

01:04:47.100 Let's Google.

01:04:47.980 What is the Southern Poverty Law Center?

01:04:50.160 Oh, my God.

01:04:54.380 What is the ADL?

01:04:58.840 Who is Leo Frank?

01:05:07.840 What is the USS Liberty?

01:05:09.600 What is the Mossad?

01:05:17.440 Who is Jeffrey Epstein?

01:05:21.140 Google the Mossad and Jeffrey Epstein.

01:05:23.640 Who is Ghislaine Maxwell?

01:05:27.940 Google.

01:05:28.860 What is APAC?

01:05:31.780 What is APAC?

01:05:33.020 Google, what is the Demona Nuclear Research Facility?

01:05:45.940 Both Kennedy Brothers, huh? 0.91

01:05:55.200 I mean, there's a lot here, but.

01:05:57.880 Let's Google.

01:05:59.360 What is Urban Moving Systems?

01:06:00.900 What is Operation Able Danger?

01:06:20.340 Who is Paul and Sivan Kurzberg?

01:06:23.640 K-U-R-Z-B-E-R-G. 1.00

01:06:25.900 K-U-R-G. 1.00

01:06:29.980 I saw it again.

01:06:31.180 This is.

01:06:37.800 Google, what is a dual citizen?

01:06:40.160 How many dual citizens are there in the United States government?

01:06:44.000 What is the percentage of these people in the United States?

01:06:47.480 What are the mathematical odds that there would be this many people in high positions of power

01:06:51.000 despite being less than 2% of the population of the United States?

01:06:53.520 Computing.

01:06:56.200 Computing.

01:07:00.080 Oh, that's an astronomically high number.

01:07:10.400 Oh, well.

01:07:11.320 It's just a dream.

01:07:14.280 We were just Googling stuff.

01:07:15.900 I was just Googling stuff.

01:07:17.560 Are we not allowed to do that?

01:07:19.140 I'm not allowed to.

01:07:20.120 Googling stuff is hate speech.

01:07:21.480 These were called questions and things I searched.

01:07:24.860 I just searched them and read what they said.

01:07:29.000 What are you going to do?

01:07:30.140 Ban libraries now.

01:07:32.320 Oh, we can't be having people knowing stuff.

01:07:36.200 Oh, yeah.

01:07:36.940 That'd be bad. 1.00

01:07:37.880 Oh, fucking. 1.00

01:07:38.720 Oh, leave your keys outside so the criminals can take them. 1.00

01:07:45.280 Good God.

01:07:47.120 Give me a break.

01:07:47.880 This place is a joke.

01:07:50.420 Liam T.

01:07:50.900 Jarrett says, do you think astrology has any validity?

01:07:52.660 I don't know.

01:07:53.360 It's possible.

01:07:55.160 I think you'd be crazy not to consider it, and here's why.

01:07:58.580 I have the feeling, and I'm not pretending.

01:08:03.060 I do know this.

01:08:04.100 I'm an out-of-the-box thinker, and I'm not afraid to think about weird things and get creative with it and put myself on other people.

01:08:10.920 I'll go to weird places.

01:08:12.300 I like to do that.

01:08:13.160 I think it challenges you mentally.

01:08:14.720 I think it helps you understand the world better.

01:08:16.360 But it feels to me, I'm not a physicist. 0.99

01:08:22.140 I'm not any of this shit. 0.64

01:08:23.160 I'm just a guy, like I said, Googling stuff and looking at things and going, like everybody else, like everyone else, like all of you, except probably the CSIS agents who have feminism degrees, spent their days. 0.92

01:08:33.780 It doesn't matter.

01:08:34.200 It's like the entire world, and by world I mean this reality that we know of, is an automated machine of some kind.

01:08:48.600 There's even giant bodies moving in a synchronized manner to create perfect celestial calendars, and they're all rotating like protons and neutrons.

01:08:59.960 It's like we're in a giant clock or something.

01:09:02.320 It's very, and there's seasons, and the animals react to it.

01:09:07.520 Crabs, I've learned this, where Morgan's from, come out of the ocean and scream at the sky and do crazy creepy crab stuff when the moon is like at a certain point.

01:09:17.140 Why the f-

01:09:18.060 So, life on Earth 100% is affected by the movements and the positions of other things.

01:09:26.260 So therefore, it does have an effect.

01:09:30.220 How much?

01:09:31.180 What does it mean?

01:09:31.880 I have no idea at all.

01:09:33.440 But, uh, does it mean anything?

01:09:35.000 I think probably.

01:09:37.640 I'll say that.

01:09:38.600 I'll commit to that.

01:09:39.400 I'll commit to, does any of that mean anything?

01:09:41.000 It probably does.

01:09:41.740 Something's probably going on, yeah.

01:09:43.180 Are any of them right?

01:09:44.120 Who the hell knows?

01:09:45.200 How could you possibly know? 0.81

01:09:46.840 Oh, because the stars are in alignment with the hoobly goop, and the-

01:09:50.680 says, oh, who'd you hear that from?

01:09:53.660 Who told you that story?

01:09:55.300 I don't believe- I mean, how could you know?

01:09:57.640 Oh, it's some ancient knowledge I read on the back of a tarot card I got at the- at the Dollarama?

01:10:02.260 Ah, you know, I don't-

01:10:05.640 I bet, um, I bet the ancient people would have a better understanding of this because they

01:10:14.120 had far less to do, and studying the stars was very- a popular thing to do, because you

01:10:20.340 could see it everywhere. 0.99

01:10:21.160 There was no streetlights and any of this shit. 0.97

01:10:22.520 People would, you know, and you could physically see everything moving around. 0.98

01:10:27.220 I mean, imagine that.

01:10:28.060 You don't know anything about space. 0.99

01:10:29.440 None of this shit is explained for you. 1.00

01:10:30.920 You're just born. 1.00

01:10:31.640 You're walking around, and everybody's, you know, what do you- what's going on?

01:10:35.120 I don't know.

01:10:35.820 What do you think's going on?

01:10:36.880 I think that's a giant snake. 1.00

01:10:38.160 That's stupid. 1.00

01:10:38.940 Oh, it looks like a snake. 1.00

01:10:40.040 It's just lights.

01:10:41.140 It's not a snake, right?

01:10:42.540 So I would be that guy arguing, and that's not anything.

01:10:45.640 It's just a shape.

01:10:46.260 It's just a bunch of lights arranged in a pattern that I guess it kind of looks like a scorpion.

01:10:51.040 That doesn't mean anything.

01:10:52.940 I don't think it does.

01:10:57.120 And then somebody came along, and was like, oh, yeah, it's all this stuff, but like, is

01:11:01.180 it?

01:11:01.880 We don't really know.

01:11:03.060 We don't really know what's going on.

01:11:04.380 We're in this- and everything's moving all the time.

01:11:06.760 It's crazy.

01:11:07.380 This whole thing is very- very, um, it scares me.

01:11:11.340 I don't like to think about it too much.

01:11:13.180 Let's move on.

01:11:16.000 GingerSnaps says, welcome back.

01:11:17.200 Listening to you talk about your ancestry.

01:11:18.760 I'm also Scottish, Northern European, and Viking.

01:11:20.320 I can see these same spiteful qualities, right?

01:11:22.740 It's like a visceral, animalistic, like, how dare you, you know?

01:11:27.700 When other people just go, oh, well, that's the way it is, it doesn't even compute to me

01:11:32.540 as a reaction.

01:11:33.420 I'm like, how are we the same species?

01:11:35.760 They're so different in temperament and character that they're like, oh, well, I guess I'm getting 1.00

01:11:39.500 fucked in the ass today. 1.00

01:11:41.000 And they just don't bother, this doesn't bother them at all. 1.00

01:11:44.580 I'm like, wow, I, okay.

01:11:47.460 I could never, but you, all right. 0.99

01:11:50.460 You must have had your- maybe your parents survived by being sluts. 1.00

01:11:53.920 Maybe that's what they did. 1.00

01:11:56.580 Remember, kids, if you let anybody fuck you whenever they want, they won't kill you because 1.00

01:12:00.640 everybody needs a fuck toy. 1.00

01:12:01.820 They're all taking notes. 1.00

01:12:05.140 Is that what this is? 1.00

01:12:06.840 We do have a generation of sluts. 1.00

01:12:11.120 But you know what? 0.99

01:12:11.940 I do want to play this as a PSA because I feel like, I mean, I could say this, and I

01:12:16.580 know this is true because I can see, I can think, and I live in reality.

01:12:23.140 So, I know what's real, unlike many of the people on TV.

01:12:27.860 I'm dead serious.

01:12:28.560 That's not me making a joke.

01:12:29.840 Like, I actually, some people will talk to me and be like, how did you know this?

01:12:34.020 And like, oh, like, they don't live in reality.

01:12:36.700 Like, I know what, what, I know what's real. 0.99

01:12:39.120 They don't because they're saying, women are just no other persons with a vagina. 1.00

01:12:42.980 They're gone in the head, dude. 1.00

01:12:46.120 Most of them.

01:12:47.000 It's, it's crazy.

01:12:48.140 We live in an alternate dimension.

01:12:49.140 Um, but you know, the whole porn thing is coming up interestingly and Texas has banned

01:12:55.920 it.

01:12:56.200 If you can't provide ID under eight, over 18 or something or 19 or whatever it is.

01:13:01.260 Interesting.

01:13:01.840 It's an interesting shift the way things are going.

01:13:04.940 And, uh, they've just glamorized it so much and they've made it like it's become such a

01:13:10.820 thing now that a significant portion, like over 10% of girls under 18 are using OnlyFans

01:13:16.780 to make money.

01:13:17.400 Like 18 and younger, like kids. 0.85

01:13:21.560 10%.

01:13:21.960 Is this the, this is the feminist future? 1.00

01:13:24.840 All of you, you fucking women and effeminate loser beta males that don't actually protect 1.00

01:13:30.420 women. 1.00

01:13:30.740 You seem to hate them because you keep putting them in harm's way and destroying anything

01:13:34.740 that would make them happy or anything that would be good for them.

01:13:36.920 Good for you.

01:13:40.720 This is a great, this is the future you've envisioned, is it? 0.99

01:13:42.920 Where they're all literally sluts? 1.00

01:13:44.240 Oh, it doesn't, you, I mean, some people, it's not, it's not, uh, they're not telling 0.82

01:13:55.860 you the whole story.

01:13:56.520 Like there's a cost to this kind of stuff.

01:13:58.400 And the deeper you go, the worse it'll get.

01:14:02.180 And you could go so far that you destroy your life and you'll never come back.

01:14:05.620 And that's kind of the game you play when you do sketchy stuff.

01:14:10.240 The deeper you go, the higher the cost is going to be.

01:14:13.240 Whether you recognize it or not, you'll see it someday.

01:14:17.960 And, uh, this actually is a video I came across one night.

01:14:21.520 Don't ask me why.

01:14:24.380 Of, uh, this is one of the, I would say probably the world's, at least since I've been alive,

01:14:28.960 most famous porn star.

01:14:32.780 Oh, it's down again.

01:14:34.160 We were just supposed to talk about porn stars.

01:14:35.740 And now, and now we got to go back and check the, the entropy maintenance again.

01:14:43.460 No, no, it's still there.

01:14:44.740 That's an old, must be, it was down earlier.

01:14:47.220 I'm getting old.

01:14:47.900 I'm getting physical up in real time updates from assistants.

01:14:52.080 Okay.

01:14:54.860 What are you going to do about it? 1.00

01:14:57.220 Ban this motherfucker. 1.00

01:14:59.680 I got P I got phones are ringing. 1.00

01:15:01.980 I'm getting notes.

01:15:02.900 Come on, come on. 0.99

01:15:05.960 All, all in a volunteer, but it's a cult.

01:15:08.400 What are you going to do about it?

01:15:09.500 I just waive this staff.

01:15:12.140 I think I want a pizza guys, man.

01:15:14.600 I'd hate it if a pizza showed up.

01:15:15.800 I'm kidding.

01:15:16.160 Don't buy me a pizza.

01:15:18.480 If I asked somebody probably would.

01:15:20.800 They're so nice.

01:15:21.380 I appreciate you guys.

01:15:22.600 Anyway, no, it's not Jenna Jameson.

01:15:24.700 It's, uh, I just want to make sure old lady Sandra's. 1.00

01:15:28.000 Okay.

01:15:28.220 She's still good for her old lady Sandra's debut 81 on her first stream. 1.00

01:15:33.520 Good for her.

01:15:35.860 She's coming out of her shell.

01:15:39.100 Anyway, some people came out of the shells a little too much.

01:15:41.860 Uh, Riley Reed is her name.

01:15:43.100 I don't know if that's a real name.

01:15:44.680 Um, but she was one of the most, probably most famous porn stars like the last 10 or 15 years. 1.00

01:15:49.080 I've lost my whole family and it sucks.

01:15:54.080 So a lot of times when people ask me if they should do porn, I tell them no.

01:15:59.540 I tell them that it makes life really hard.

01:16:03.300 It makes dating really hard.

01:16:04.580 It makes your family life really hard.

01:16:06.500 It makes intimacy hard.

01:16:09.020 If you're putting yourself out there and the world is now judging you, you have to be okay with being shamed every day of your life.

01:16:18.120 I don't even want to have children because I do porn because I'm worried.

01:16:22.200 Which she did.

01:16:23.360 I'm worried of the way that people will treat my child.

01:16:25.740 With me personally, my mom was supportive in the beginning.

01:16:30.620 She kind of just let me do whatever that I think it was a good thing.

01:16:34.260 I had a lot of freedom.

01:16:35.520 As time progressed and I became successful, I started to feel like my mom was using me so that she could live a more luxurious lifestyle.

01:16:44.440 When I started to set like these boundaries, not giving her money or things like that, it made our relationship a bit more difficult and almost toxic. 0.98

01:16:53.640 And so it sucks. 0.97

01:16:54.980 Notice how she talks about her mom. 0.99

01:16:57.320 You don't, you don't hear the word dad come out of her mouth, do you?

01:16:59.700 I suspect dad was, was not around or wasn't that interested or wasn't very busy, you know, or was too busy to, to do much.

01:17:09.900 And I don't think it necessarily has to be dad, but the statistics are very clear on what happens to girls that don't have a, you know, actual male influence.

01:17:20.260 I don't mean a guy, I mean like a man around as like a guardian and a character to protect them and make them feel safe.

01:17:26.600 Cause I think I was joking, half joking earlier.

01:17:30.740 I think that it's in the woman's instinctive survival to survive. 1.00

01:17:37.380 Obviously it's in there like hardwired in there that, I mean, we're talking, we've evolved.

01:17:43.700 It means we've hit thousands of years, right?

01:17:46.740 We're still in the jungle.

01:17:48.480 Don't get confused.

01:17:50.260 Oh, there's lights and there's buildings.

01:17:51.740 No, no, no, no.

01:17:52.960 Power goes off. 1.00

01:17:54.360 That shit in three days. 1.00

01:17:56.000 Welcome to the middle ages. 1.00

01:17:57.780 I've seen it.

01:17:58.540 I've been to that part of the world.

01:17:59.840 It can happen here.

01:18:00.940 It doesn't matter.

01:18:01.960 It doesn't matter who you are.

01:18:03.000 It doesn't matter what you think.

01:18:05.080 Things get weird.

01:18:06.040 You're living in the middle ages, dude.

01:18:07.260 Same rules.

01:18:08.860 Brutal.

01:18:09.480 Brutality time.

01:18:10.840 I've been to brutality world.

01:18:12.340 I don't like it, but I'm comfortable with it.

01:18:16.200 And I wouldn't recommend it.

01:18:17.560 It's not a good place.

01:18:18.500 It's not a good place to be.

01:18:19.440 But I think that somewhere deep inside is like, listen, I need to live.

01:18:26.540 So if all these men, if I'm like, you know, pleasing all these men, they won't kill me or

01:18:32.400 they won't, you know, like, or I'll be able to find one that will want to protect me somehow.

01:18:37.940 Like there's some kind of instinct, like, listen, you're in danger.

01:18:40.220 Okay.

01:18:40.440 So you need to go find a dude right now.

01:18:42.000 It doesn't matter.

01:18:42.400 Anybody, anywhere, just go get one.

01:18:44.240 Come on.

01:18:44.780 Go, go, go, go, go. 1.00

01:18:45.500 Oh, the fucking Swedish are coming or whatever. 1.00

01:18:48.140 Right. 0.99

01:18:50.040 I think when girls, when they're growing up and they don't feel safe and protected, I

01:18:55.040 think it has catastrophic outcomes.

01:18:56.500 And I think this is exactly what happened.

01:18:57.920 I feel, I honestly feel really bad for her.

01:19:01.140 I kind of respect her in a way that she's very honest.

01:19:03.800 She's always been very honest about that.

01:19:05.160 Like I've, I've watched a few of her interviews.

01:19:06.520 She's an interesting person. 0.99

01:19:07.220 And, uh, she just doesn't give a shit at all. 1.00

01:19:10.620 You know, she's ballsy. 1.00

01:19:12.000 And, uh, but, and, but she tells us the other side of it here.

01:19:15.500 And I think it's, uh, I think it's something that people don't hear enough of.

01:19:18.540 And I don't think we tell her, nobody's telling anybody any of this anywhere.

01:19:22.660 Are they?

01:19:24.520 In fact, they're doing the opposite.

01:19:25.820 Go on TikTok.

01:19:26.740 It's all, it's all, everything's hyper-sexualized to the maximum. 0.97

01:19:30.500 It's disgusting.

01:19:31.820 You've got 14 year old kids on there doing these like dances and these skimpy little outfits 1.00

01:19:35.520 and shit. 0.99

01:19:35.940 Why do you think that's on there? 1.00

01:19:37.400 Who do you think's watching that?

01:19:39.240 Oh, look, mom, I got 50,000 views.

01:19:41.700 Yeah.

01:19:41.860 Those are all 50 year old men, dude. 0.98

01:19:44.440 That's disgusting. 0.94

01:19:45.540 Like what is going on?

01:19:48.340 We're driving them into this self-destructive night.

01:19:50.540 Once again, Google who owns Pornhub.

01:19:57.400 Fascinating.

01:19:58.840 Fascinating.

01:19:59.500 Who owns Pornhub?

01:20:00.660 A rabbi owns Pornhub. 0.99

01:20:02.280 So not just a Jewish man, but a man of the cloth.

01:20:06.320 Fantastic.

01:20:07.220 Like human trafficking is heavily involved in this, in this, uh, in this lifestyle.

01:20:13.440 I actually went to work with a guy.

01:20:16.540 I don't want to.

01:20:17.420 I hope I don't burn anybody here.

01:20:23.460 I don't think so. 0.54

01:20:24.640 But I knew a guy who actually dated, uh, one of these girls before she became a porn star.

01:20:30.520 Her name was August Ames.

01:20:31.960 That was her porn name. 0.82

01:20:32.620 She was very famous. 0.78

01:20:33.380 Actually.

01:20:33.740 She got like, and, uh, she died.

01:20:37.540 Uh, she ended up committing suicide. 0.98

01:20:39.040 It is a very, and that's not, there was another one.

01:20:42.340 And I think the other day I read in the news, like, yeah, it's, it's a rough, uh, it's a rough way to go.

01:20:46.400 So it, uh, eats women alive and shoes them up and spits them out. 1.00

01:20:49.300 And these are all women that they're not, they're not having big families or doing anything, but they're just being sluts. 1.00

01:20:53.320 That's it. 0.99

01:20:55.900 Like, that's, that's horrible to reduce them to that.

01:20:58.280 I mean, that's, and we allow this and it's free and it's like, Hey kids, not only is it out there and it's free for you, let's try to get you as interested in it as early as possible.

01:21:06.080 So you can end up like this.

01:21:07.820 I don't have a mom anymore.

01:21:09.220 I don't talk to her.

01:21:10.680 I miss having a mom.

01:21:12.540 I feel like you can't rewind and you can't go back.

01:21:14.780 I don't have that relationship with her anymore.

01:21:16.620 I don't ever think I will.

01:21:18.380 And that bums me out.

01:21:20.600 Bums me out a lot.

01:21:21.500 I talked to my dad and he struggles with my, my job being in the industry.

01:21:26.460 He's also religious.

01:21:27.840 Recently, I wanted to go visit him and he said that I can't go visit because his wife, my stepmom doesn't want me there.

01:21:37.280 I'm not allowed to go visit my dad anymore because my stepmom doesn't like that I do porn.

01:21:42.560 But then he told me that when I was like, can we like go get coffee and like, we can go like get breakfast.

01:21:48.140 And he's like, I don't want to be seen in public with you.

01:21:50.720 And that just hurt so bad. 0.99

01:21:55.220 And it sucks.

01:21:57.120 I lost my family. 0.74

01:21:58.880 I don't talk to like my brothers or sisters.

01:22:01.660 I think that they all kind of like try to take advantage of me and stuff or they're just like my dad don't want to be around me.

01:22:10.260 Look at all the positive things it's brought her.

01:22:16.420 Must be a good.

01:22:17.720 What are the fruits of that tree, guys?

01:22:19.820 Where's that lead?

01:22:22.080 Oh, she always seemed so happy before.

01:22:23.920 Oh, yeah.

01:22:25.500 Yeah. 0.99

01:22:25.680 A lot of people on screens and TVs and stuff feel like they seem happy all the time because nobody wants to see anybody that's depressed and miserable and fucking. 0.98

01:22:32.400 Why do you think nobody pays attention to Palestine? 0.98

01:22:35.520 Nobody wants to look at bad things.

01:22:37.460 They want to feel good and be told everything's great and awesome all the time.

01:22:40.860 They want to be children.

01:22:42.680 So they stay children and they don't have the they don't look at the bad things.

01:22:46.820 They don't go to those places.

01:22:47.840 I just noticed something.

01:22:52.060 What the hell is this?

01:22:55.220 Huh.

01:22:57.300 Google.

01:22:58.540 What is?

01:23:04.160 What else?

01:23:04.820 They're also destroying women this way. 0.96

01:23:06.280 Remember the body positivity movement?

01:23:08.500 This is one of my first videos years ago before I even started streaming, actually.

01:23:11.980 It's called it was about the fat phobia.

01:23:13.600 You're being fat phobic.

01:23:15.340 There was a movie or something that came out.

01:23:17.280 Oh, my God.

01:23:17.800 What was it called? 0.93

01:23:24.460 It was one of these like pro body positive, you know, they were all obese and it was just gross.

01:23:30.380 And it was like, oh, no.

01:23:31.680 And they had obese doctors telling you how it's not it's totally fine to be obese.

01:23:36.700 It's totally normal.

01:23:37.360 It's not unhealthy.

01:23:38.040 It's just you're any healthy at any size. 1.00

01:23:40.200 Like that's where the shit came from. 1.00

01:23:41.120 It wasn't like some crazy women. 1.00

01:23:43.180 And it was like pushed down from literal doctors and shit. 1.00

01:23:49.140 They got it in there. 0.99

01:23:50.560 And, you know, that's where the money is. 1.00

01:23:52.020 We want these big, fat, sick, disgusting. 0.99

01:23:53.620 I mean, they're not going to be doing anything very productive, are they? 1.00

01:23:55.780 They're obviously being used to their full potential when you're a big, fat, disgusting blob and you're dead. 0.99

01:24:02.920 You know, just we're taking care of the women, guys. 1.00

01:24:05.400 Just because I'm fat, that doesn't invalidate the things that I say.

01:24:08.920 She died.

01:24:09.740 You ready to get super sized?

01:24:11.300 She died too.

01:24:12.220 I've got three McDonald's breakfast sandwiches.

01:24:13.980 Which one's the best?

01:24:14.900 He's dead.

01:24:15.740 Join me on my fat positive radio show.

01:24:18.100 Which didn't last long because she died. 1.00

01:24:20.300 And people would be trolling them like, bitch, you're going to die. 1.00

01:24:25.520 And they'd be like, oh, yeah. 0.99

01:24:27.820 They'd be like, like a year later, like, oh, yeah, this popped up in my memories.

01:24:31.720 Ha ha, I'm so dead.

01:24:33.220 And then would be literally dead six months later. 1.00

01:24:37.300 Like, you're so dumb. 1.00

01:24:38.840 You're like, you're running head first towards a cliff and people are yelling, stop. 1.00

01:24:43.020 And you're like, you're fucking stupid. 1.00

01:24:45.900 Okay. 1.00

01:24:47.560 Okay.

01:24:47.960 Everyone tried to, I tried to warn you, but I was mean about it, huh?

01:24:53.820 I was, think about this.

01:24:55.400 I might be mean, but I was the only person that told you anything that would have saved you.

01:25:03.140 They told you to eat the cake.

01:25:06.420 I told you to stop.

01:25:07.700 But you said I was mean. 1.00

01:25:08.760 Now you're dead.

01:25:09.620 Who cared more?

01:25:11.160 Who cared about you more?

01:25:13.900 The people that are one to tell you how it's going to be okay and how everything's fine.

01:25:18.160 And how we just got to get the libs out. 1.00

01:25:19.700 Do they give a shit about you? 1.00

01:25:20.820 No, they don't. 1.00

01:25:21.380 They want the money.

01:25:24.660 Who's telling you what's really going on?

01:25:29.140 The guy banned from everything.

01:25:34.020 Anyone else can feel free to join us.

01:25:35.820 But it's become very clear to see what's happening from around this chair over the years.

01:25:52.800 Let's see if entropy is still down.

01:25:55.840 No, it's back.

01:25:56.600 Let's see what's going on first. 0.97

01:26:01.700 Yvonne says, to expand on the Walking Dead analogy, the weakest, dumbest, and most antisocial non-zombies were eaten early on.

01:26:07.980 So my assessment has survivorship bias.

01:26:10.760 So only the best, luckiest survive in zombie land.

01:26:12.840 Well, that's nature, too.

01:26:14.160 You've got to be tough, and you've got to be good, and you've got to be a little bit lucky, too. 0.97

01:26:18.020 Bad luck is also like, ah, crap, a grizzly bear.

01:26:20.540 Like, there's nothing you can do if you're out there, and you just, by chance, came to happen to cross a grizzly bear, or some kind of super predator, and it's like, oh, it's a panther in the tree. 0.85

01:26:30.060 Like, no, womp, womp.

01:26:32.120 Like, you're probably dead. 0.72

01:26:34.140 And it's like, nothing you did.

01:26:36.140 It's more of the giant clock we live in, and everything is moving all the time, so much that it's impossible to predict anything, really, with any real accuracy.

01:26:45.540 Any certainty, ever.

01:26:46.560 Besides maybe the sunrise, but it's like, that could blow up someday.

01:26:52.600 I don't know.

01:26:53.980 There could be a day where the sun, or the moon explodes.

01:26:56.860 Anything could happen.

01:26:58.500 Have you read?

01:26:59.040 This is what I'm telling you.

01:26:59.980 You've got to read about the stuff that's happened in history.

01:27:02.060 Like, the huge events are like, oh, we can't know.

01:27:09.680 H. Lynn says, women will do anything to protect their children when men fail.

01:27:12.800 Right.

01:27:13.140 I think it's a survival instinct.

01:27:14.600 I think deep down, that's where it comes from. 0.98

01:27:17.240 It's not like an urge to be a slut, because they want to. 1.00

01:27:20.100 It's like, you know, you've got to do something, and this is the easiest way. 0.99

01:27:23.420 And they're like dangling money in front of their face.

01:27:26.300 There's 15, 16-year-old girls reading about and saying like, hey, hey, hey, you want to make some money? 1.00

01:27:31.400 And they're talking big money.

01:27:33.040 For a 15-year-old, like thousands of dollars a month, maybe 10 grand a month.

01:27:36.480 For a teenager?

01:27:37.700 You want a teenager to resist that?

01:27:41.920 Here's the thought process.

01:27:43.080 Well, I mean, tons of other girls are doing it, and I'm not even going to see any of these guys anyway. 0.99

01:27:47.420 I don't give a shit. 0.99

01:27:48.500 What do I care? 1.00

01:27:49.960 Gross. 1.00

01:27:50.320 They're going to jerk off. 1.00

01:27:50.960 I don't care. 0.99

01:27:51.360 I'm getting paid.

01:27:51.920 I'm getting rich. 1.00

01:27:52.480 They're idiots. 1.00

01:27:53.000 I'm smart. 1.00

01:27:53.900 The end.

01:27:54.860 Yeah, that's what you think.

01:27:57.000 Did you read the fine print on that sale?

01:27:59.180 So, I don't know.

01:28:05.600 I think it's like, yeah, it's just like that's the quickest, easiest, seems like, best path to ensuring I do well and survive.

01:28:14.220 I feel like I'm on my own.

01:28:16.300 I don't feel the protection and togetherness of a family or like a protect.

01:28:20.640 I don't have that.

01:28:21.400 I'm just kind of, you know, sounds that way.

01:28:23.400 It sounds like that's how she grew up.

01:28:24.240 Her whole family abandoned her anyway.

01:28:25.340 They didn't seem to really take advantage of her until it wasn't convenient anymore and then like, I don't want to be seen with you.

01:28:30.980 Way to give up on your own kids though, hey?

01:28:32.820 Good job, dad.

01:28:34.180 That poor woman, man. 1.00

01:28:37.100 I don't want to be seen with you.

01:28:38.200 I'm too religious.

01:28:40.540 Right.

01:28:40.960 That sounds like such a thing Jesus would say.

01:28:44.340 She's exactly the, did you even read your own book? 1.00

01:28:46.880 There's so many of these Christians, they don't even read their own shit. 1.00

01:28:51.220 I learned, I read it in jail and I learned it from like some of the people that are around. 0.99

01:28:55.160 Listening to some of these stories and stuff and it's like, did you even read your own book? 0.93

01:28:59.220 He literally went to actual whores and was like, I can fix you. 1.00

01:29:03.260 I can save you. 0.99

01:29:05.220 I'm the only one who cares enough to try. 0.99

01:29:08.640 And no one else gives a shit. 0.98

01:29:10.420 Does anyone else here for you saying I'll help you? 0.99

01:29:16.620 Oh, do you have other people?

01:29:18.360 I don't see anyone.

01:29:21.480 Well, his dad, this guy's like, oh, my daughter, gross.

01:29:24.380 I don't want to be seen with her.

01:29:26.560 What would the people at the church think?

01:29:28.060 I might lose some of my social status.

01:29:31.100 Busted.

01:29:32.900 It's easy, dude.

01:29:34.560 Like, oh, I've been a good, I've been a Christian for three. 1.00

01:29:36.640 Shut up. 1.00

01:29:37.440 You've never been one. 1.00

01:29:39.200 You just, you're in a social circle.

01:29:40.940 That's all you're doing. 0.98

01:29:42.280 You don't even follow your own nonsense. 0.96

01:29:44.740 A lot of it's not. 0.98

01:29:45.480 I shouldn't use the word nonsense.

01:29:47.240 You know what I mean?

01:29:47.840 You don't even follow your own doctrine, your own teaching and any of that stuff. 0.53

01:29:50.580 So, most of the stuff I say is nonsense.

01:29:53.220 Don't take it personally. 0.98

01:29:55.420 Speaking of the best Christians, Zionist cuck, I think it's an ironic name, though. 0.98

01:30:00.000 Women will ever, will even sell their children to the highest bidders. 1.00

01:30:03.080 So, thank you all for these divorces that you bitches initiated at a much higher rate 1.00

01:30:07.120 than men do. 0.99

01:30:07.920 Here's the outcome.

01:30:08.620 I think it's not that, it's like, too many women have been convinced that they don't

01:30:18.580 need men, which is not true.

01:30:21.140 And just like men are being convinced that they don't need women, which is also not true.

01:30:25.300 We're a symbiotic creature in life form.

01:30:28.260 It's an A-side, B-side relationship.

01:30:30.640 Like, again, I live in real life and the crazy people are like, I'm a fluid gender, yeah, 1.00

01:30:34.680 you're fucking nuts. 1.00

01:30:35.360 Get out of my face. 1.00

01:30:35.960 It's like A-side, B-side.

01:30:39.880 Like, look at the parts.

01:30:40.960 Just think like a machinist.

01:30:42.460 You found, like, what do these do?

01:30:43.980 What is this?

01:30:44.880 You've just discovered two people.

01:30:46.260 There's two different kinds.

01:30:47.640 Hmm.

01:30:48.700 One's bigger than the other one.

01:30:50.400 One does this.

01:30:51.240 One, oh, one grows other people.

01:30:54.080 Seems like she'd be vulnerable, wouldn't she?

01:30:56.440 Growing a person.

01:30:57.700 Big, heavy, slow.

01:30:59.440 There's cougars and stuff, you know?

01:31:01.580 Someone probably should protect her, shouldn't he?

01:31:03.420 Seems like, you know, these are the kind of, there's like a trade-off, you know?

01:31:08.600 And that's at the very basic form.

01:31:10.260 But even this is a day-to-day life.

01:31:11.560 Like, we need it.

01:31:12.400 We're two parts of the same coin as people, as a species, as an existence.

01:31:17.340 We can't survive without the other.

01:31:19.120 Turning one off or shutting it.

01:31:20.400 It's like cutting off your own legs.

01:31:22.180 Like, what are you doing?

01:31:23.540 We're meant to exist together in a logical fashion, you know?

01:31:31.260 It's like equal opposites or something.

01:31:33.140 Not that men and women are technically opposite.

01:31:34.920 But you know what I'm saying?

01:31:35.740 We're different.

01:31:36.500 We do different things.

01:31:38.020 We have different uses.

01:31:39.220 We're better.

01:31:39.540 I mean, women are just as good at being commandos as men. 1.00

01:31:43.340 No, they're not.

01:31:44.020 The statistics all prove that.

01:31:46.140 Not even close.

01:31:47.860 Because it's a special kind of skill set.

01:31:50.320 That has not evolved, you know, particularly to women.

01:31:53.680 And men are 30, on average, 30 to 35% stronger, which is a devastating advantage. 0.87

01:32:00.180 Women, any woman against any one of those average guys, dead. 1.00

01:32:03.580 You're fucked, you know? 1.00

01:32:05.300 And any battlefield. 1.00

01:32:06.540 Like, oh, here's a sword and a spear.

01:32:08.680 Yo, what are you, 140 pounds?

01:32:10.260 Here you go.

01:32:12.420 Here's, what was the guy from Choi?

01:32:15.120 Gigantimus or something?

01:32:17.160 Boagrius!

01:32:18.620 Go get him, girls. 1.00

01:32:19.860 He's fucking 7'5 and 340 pounds. 1.00

01:32:23.660 Here comes Devin Larratt. 1.00

01:32:25.400 Oh, blah! 0.98

01:32:26.700 Just knocks your head clean off. 0.97

01:32:29.120 You know?

01:32:30.780 I'm not saying you can't try, but I'm saying, optimally, who should do what?

01:32:35.760 Right?

01:32:36.400 Where a bunch of us are living in the woods.

01:32:38.140 Because this is ultimately what it's going to come down to.

01:32:39.800 And this is what it is.

01:32:40.680 At the basic level, you're a tribe of people.

01:32:42.880 And that's basically what we are.

01:32:44.000 We're on our own.

01:32:44.580 And apparently, the whole rest of the world hates us. 1.00

01:32:46.480 So, fuck them anyway. 1.00

01:32:49.480 Bunch of people in the woods. 1.00

01:32:51.260 There's a whole bunch of stuff we got to do to live.

01:32:53.420 Who should do what?

01:32:54.940 Who can do what?

01:32:55.740 Who's good at what?

01:32:56.880 Who's better at doing what than who?

01:32:58.480 Like, optimally, efficiently, whoever's doing all the best.

01:33:01.780 Whatever you're best at.

01:33:02.920 And you're better than everybody else.

01:33:03.940 That's what you're doing.

01:33:04.800 Right?

01:33:05.040 Not based on who feels and who wants and what's convenient.

01:33:10.240 No, no, no.

01:33:10.640 We don't have those luxuries because we don't want to die.

01:33:12.740 Remember?

01:33:13.400 Okay?

01:33:13.900 So, the right people in the right places, the right tools for the right jobs and so on. 0.99

01:33:19.200 We're a fucking team. 0.99

01:33:20.720 It's not better or worse. 0.99

01:33:22.760 It's not, oh, I'm just, I don't want to do this.

01:33:24.940 They made it seem like what the lives women used to have was awful and it was terrible. 0.98

01:33:29.880 Oh, they just stayed home and raised kids and blew it. 1.00

01:33:32.540 Yeah, it's really hard work.

01:33:34.020 It's, like, arguably the most important job in all of society.

01:33:38.500 Because the home environment, the nest of the younglings, needs to be safe.

01:33:45.440 It needs to be healthy.

01:33:46.900 It needs to be clean.

01:33:48.040 It needs to be all nurturing.

01:33:49.700 It needs to be all of these things.

01:33:50.720 For them to optimally grow to be the best kinds of people we can.

01:33:54.100 You can't abuse them and starve them and do all these things.

01:33:56.940 They're not going to develop properly, obviously. 1.00

01:33:59.380 They're going to be all fucked up. 0.99

01:34:00.760 So, they need a good, you know, and they've got to be strong. 0.99

01:34:03.360 They've got to be protected from other problems of predators and so on.

01:34:09.660 Because the other half has to go get food.

01:34:13.840 That's what men have always been doing. 0.90

01:34:17.300 That's what you're doing at your job.

01:34:20.040 Why else do you have a job?

01:34:21.320 Because you need to eat.

01:34:22.540 You need to go get food.

01:34:24.780 So, you've got to go.

01:34:25.880 So, the kids are where?

01:34:27.000 With mom.

01:34:28.140 And she's got to look out for them.

01:34:29.860 Right?

01:34:30.180 It's this whole...

01:34:31.120 We're supposed to be a team.

01:34:33.320 And it's...

01:34:34.120 If I don't do my job, we're all dead.

01:34:37.140 And if you don't do your job, we're all dead.

01:34:38.720 Like, we have to work together. 1.00

01:34:42.380 These fucking... 1.00

01:34:43.660 Like, they've destroyed everything. 1.00

01:34:45.660 Are you really telling me this is better?

01:34:47.360 Well, yeah.

01:34:48.240 I'm so glad we don't live in the 60s anymore.

01:34:50.240 Everything's so much more stable and just...

01:34:55.080 You know, we're not super oppressed.

01:34:56.780 There's not sky-high suicide rates or anything.

01:34:59.200 Not all the young girls are like, 0.99

01:35:00.820 Guess I better be a whore to live and make money. 1.00

01:35:02.940 Oh, yeah. 1.00

01:35:03.360 We're doing great, guys.

01:35:04.440 We're going in the right direction, obviously.

01:35:06.460 Again, I'm just saying, I'm just living down here in what seems like logical reality to me.

01:35:10.880 And they're living in Candyland.

01:35:12.720 And how's that going?

01:35:13.440 And, yeah.

01:35:18.020 Women will sell their children. 1.00

01:35:19.040 Well, I mean...

01:35:20.020 I get...

01:35:21.200 We're animals, too, dude.

01:35:23.300 If it's like, listen.

01:35:24.260 You've got three kids.

01:35:25.020 You're going to have to get...

01:35:25.520 You've got to sacrifice one of them.

01:35:27.260 They're going to have to choose.

01:35:28.260 Or you lose all of them.

01:35:29.440 Like, they will.

01:35:30.260 Because...

01:35:31.220 What's worse?

01:35:32.620 All kids are dead or only one of three.

01:35:34.780 It's horrible, right?

01:35:35.980 But...

01:35:37.160 Thank goodness we don't have to live in a time like that.

01:35:40.340 So far.

01:35:41.100 See how far these crazy people want to take us.

01:35:46.640 What did Ferry say?

01:35:47.600 I saw him there for a second. 1.00

01:35:49.700 You are a terrorist. 1.00

01:35:52.600 Big talk coming from you. 1.00

01:35:54.380 I know you are, but what am I?

01:35:56.160 A terrorist.

01:35:57.380 Yeah, I know you are, but what am I? 0.95

01:35:59.020 A terrorist.

01:36:00.100 I know you are, but what am I? 0.98

01:36:01.720 A terrorist. 1.00

01:36:03.920 You're a terrorist, Steve. 1.00

01:36:05.020 Says the terrorist. 1.00

01:36:05.900 And I said Ferry's a terrorist.

01:36:07.520 And I'm a terrorist.

01:36:08.120 So it's like a game of...

01:36:09.660 We're all terrorists.

01:36:11.100 That's why we're here.

01:36:12.540 It's a terrorism support club.

01:36:16.500 Liam Jarrett says,

01:36:17.600 Is Adam Green identifying Christianity as essentially Jewish divisive? 0.53

01:36:21.080 Ah, I hate this stuff.

01:36:28.940 I don't...

01:36:29.640 I mean, I'm not an expert on this stuff.

01:36:31.100 So I don't like to really delve into it.

01:36:32.840 And a lot of people...

01:36:33.700 I mean, it's really personal for them.

01:36:34.960 And I don't...

01:36:35.580 You know...

01:36:36.100 Ultimately, I don't think people should be fighting over that.

01:36:45.320 You can point at...

01:36:46.340 You can say, hey...

01:36:47.660 I don't know.

01:36:52.280 I know...

01:36:52.920 I'm friends with a lot of Christians.

01:36:54.560 And they're...

01:36:55.160 We have no problem getting along at all.

01:36:56.680 And, you know...

01:36:59.040 Because I'm not anything, really.

01:37:03.160 I believe in a god and all of this and stuff.

01:37:05.620 I mean, you could call it all kinds of other things.

01:37:08.200 We believe a lot of the same basic concepts.

01:37:10.680 Does that make sense?

01:37:12.260 The important pieces. 1.00

01:37:14.120 Like, don't be a piece of shit. 1.00

01:37:16.440 You know, like, right. 1.00

01:37:17.280 Yeah, okay.

01:37:17.840 Lying is bad. 0.53

01:37:20.360 You know, murdering and all of this. 0.98

01:37:22.280 And stealing from people.

01:37:23.700 And, you know, help each other when you're struggling.

01:37:25.900 There's a lot of good stuff in there.

01:37:27.080 It makes a lot of sense, right?

01:37:28.160 It's all very...

01:37:29.280 You know...

01:37:29.860 There does seem to be some kind of intelligent, benevolent...

01:37:32.340 Create all of this.

01:37:32.980 Yeah, a lot of this tracks.

01:37:34.240 So...

01:37:35.140 We have no problem getting along.

01:37:36.540 It's just...

01:37:37.460 It seems like an unnecessary fight.

01:37:39.500 I don't know.

01:37:39.880 I don't think they should be fighting each other.

01:37:41.140 You want to have an intellectual debate about it?

01:37:42.740 I mean, I guess it's a...

01:37:44.580 But at the end of the day,

01:37:45.900 I don't think anybody's really going to get anywhere.

01:37:47.840 Because we can't...

01:37:50.560 We can't go back.

01:37:52.380 Can we?

01:37:53.100 We can't go back and see what happened.

01:37:56.060 So...

01:37:56.580 It's one of those things where you're just going to have to make up your mind.

01:38:00.880 It's...

01:38:01.200 Here's option A.

01:38:02.640 Here's option B.

01:38:03.400 Here's...

01:38:03.880 Which one do you feel like is good for you?

01:38:07.380 You like this one?

01:38:08.260 Okay.

01:38:08.920 You know, God be with you.

01:38:09.920 Or not.

01:38:10.380 I don't know.

01:38:11.620 But that's up to you.

01:38:12.940 That's your personal...

01:38:14.100 That's how you want to see...

01:38:15.000 Whatever.

01:38:15.200 But understand that both of these places...

01:38:17.780 Like, you guys should be working together and going to the same...

01:38:20.000 You know?

01:38:20.840 We have the same problems.

01:38:22.160 So...

01:38:23.780 I don't know.

01:38:25.180 Fight about it or whatever.

01:38:26.360 But I mean, at the end of the day...

01:38:27.500 We're all under the gun here.

01:38:29.180 So...

01:38:29.620 Just let's not lose sight of that.

01:38:33.000 Let's...

01:38:33.200 Let's remember there's...

01:38:34.180 You know...

01:38:34.500 They're coming still.

01:38:36.760 Right?

01:38:37.080 So...

01:38:37.520 You know...

01:38:37.880 If you guys could hurry this up or...

01:38:39.300 You know...

01:38:39.960 Patch it up or whatever.

01:38:41.020 I don't know.

01:38:41.280 Because...

01:38:41.840 It's a lot of zombies, guys.

01:38:44.120 It's a lot, man.

01:38:45.040 I don't think you would appreciate...

01:38:46.880 I was out on the advance party, okay?

01:38:49.640 We left with a six-man recon team.

01:38:51.520 Only me and Phil made it back.

01:38:53.960 Derek said he wanted to stay behind.

01:38:55.720 I don't...

01:38:56.040 He's probably dead, but he might...

01:38:57.160 I don't know.

01:38:57.560 But...

01:38:57.960 Listen.

01:38:58.320 Let's go.

01:38:59.280 He's tracking a wolf in the woods right now.

01:39:01.640 It's pretty badass, actually.

01:39:04.060 Got one of his sheep, dude.

01:39:06.900 Bo Peeps got got.

01:39:08.100 She got got.

01:39:09.040 The wolf got her.

01:39:09.700 Tore her up.

01:39:12.540 Brutal. 0.99

01:39:13.540 Nasty. 1.00

01:39:14.140 All these people are like, 0.97

01:39:14.760 Oh my god!

01:39:15.480 I'm poor sheep!

01:39:16.140 Dude, this is reality.

01:39:17.680 I know.

01:39:18.260 It is horrible and awful.

01:39:19.600 But I can't ignore this.

01:39:21.100 This is a part of the world I live in.

01:39:22.740 It's brutal and cold. 0.99

01:39:24.340 And it doesn't fucking care. 0.99

01:39:26.100 It doesn't care what's nice. 0.99

01:39:27.580 It doesn't care what's fair.

01:39:29.000 It cares what the rules are is...

01:39:30.760 That's an undefended prey animal.

01:39:32.560 Goodbye.

01:39:33.440 Dead. 0.97

01:39:34.580 What are you? 0.99

01:39:35.260 Are you an undefended prey animal?

01:39:36.580 That's dangerous to be, isn't it?

01:39:38.220 Because there's bad guys out there.

01:39:39.620 Isn't there?

01:39:40.260 Just like in the animal world.

01:39:41.960 So anyway, Derek's getting revenge. 1.00

01:39:43.580 He's fucking... 1.00

01:39:44.460 Clack, clack. 1.00

01:39:45.100 He's gone wolf hunting.

01:39:47.020 What'd you do today? 1.00

01:39:48.460 I'm gonna kill this son of a... 1.00

01:39:49.960 Oh! 1.00

01:39:50.960 I love the Leafs and the Habs!

01:39:52.700 Like, it's lame. 0.99

01:39:54.140 That's a dumb memory. 0.98

01:39:55.480 I don't even remember most of the hockey games I watched. 0.99

01:39:57.300 I remember like 20 maybe.

01:39:59.220 Out of the thousands I've probably seen.

01:40:01.460 There's like a few that for some reason there was an emotional attachment.

01:40:04.720 There was a reason to remember it.

01:40:05.660 I don't know.

01:40:07.000 I think I would remember hunting a wolf in the dark.

01:40:12.880 After it slaughtered one of my animals for revenge. 1.00

01:40:16.080 I hope he kills it and then he gets its skull and puts it on the front door. 1.00

01:40:23.280 He's literally a man living as to what's killing wolves. 1.00

01:40:27.900 It's pretty cool.

01:40:28.760 I got his book over there.

01:40:29.980 I just got it today.

01:40:30.800 It was an Amazon bestseller and then they cancelled it.

01:40:36.120 It was only up for a day.

01:40:37.340 A day or two.

01:40:38.400 We're probably gonna bring those.

01:40:39.860 We'll bring those with us.

01:40:41.320 Bring some copies of that.

01:40:42.940 We can read all about that.

01:40:45.180 So that's how...

01:40:45.560 Do you like that?

01:40:46.100 A transition from the awkward, you know...

01:40:49.880 Christo fascists and, you know...

01:40:55.000 Pagan republic people. 0.85

01:40:56.240 We're just gonna skateboard over to, you know...

01:41:00.440 Hey! 0.99

01:41:01.880 What about this crazy stuff?

01:41:04.580 Alright.

01:41:05.980 In the dark.

01:41:07.280 Yeah.

01:41:08.040 What about wolf hunting though?

01:41:09.240 Hey guys.

01:41:10.320 Something we can all get behind.

01:41:12.040 Hey! 0.99

01:41:12.680 What keeps us apart?

01:41:13.700 You guys!

01:41:14.520 You guys are fighting over the books again!

01:41:16.080 You know what's awesome? 0.99

01:41:17.580 Killing predators. 0.94

01:41:21.060 Why? 0.99

01:41:21.640 Because I'm a bigger predator, right?

01:41:23.840 That's man and his domain, dude.

01:41:25.840 That's natural.

01:41:27.700 That's badass.

01:41:28.720 Remember those guys?

01:41:30.160 Do you know how badass you'd have to be back in the day... 1.00

01:41:31.920 To go hunt wolves with a fucking sword? 1.00

01:41:34.140 Or an arrow? 1.00

01:41:35.500 Fucking don't miss. 1.00

01:41:36.540 Your throat's gone. 1.00

01:41:38.080 Fuck you, giant murder dog! 1.00

01:41:41.140 Like the stones on these guys. 1.00

01:41:43.960 Cougars and bears are like...

01:41:45.240 Well, we'll get big sticks and we'll make them pointy... 1.00

01:41:47.200 And we'll stab this fucking thing in the face... 1.00

01:41:48.880 Until it's dead or we're dead! 1.00

01:41:50.500 God damn it! 1.00

01:41:53.540 Meanwhile, in the year 2025... 0.98

01:41:55.460 Oh, Baldur's Gate 3 isn't very good!

01:41:58.840 Oh! 0.60

01:42:02.500 Oh, my elf is trans!

01:42:05.860 Yeah, it's not the only thing.

01:42:07.220 I think your dad's trans.

01:42:09.480 He raised you!

01:42:10.560 Oh, it is down again!

01:42:15.780 What is happening, Entropy?

01:42:17.080 What are you doing, guys?

01:42:18.780 What's going on over there?

01:42:20.720 What are you afraid of?

01:42:22.660 I think they're probably getting attacked.

01:42:24.440 They do this a lot...

01:42:25.120 And it's, you know, not an ego thing.

01:42:27.440 Like, Entropy is not a very high-profile thing.

01:42:30.420 There's not too many people that use it.

01:42:32.380 I'm one of them.

01:42:33.660 And there's not a lot of us.

01:42:35.840 And there's only a few of us that are, you know, doing many numbers on it.

01:42:39.640 So, it's...

01:42:41.080 If you wanted to stop them, like, that's...

01:42:42.860 I mean, it makes perfect sense.

01:42:44.260 Because Entropy gets a piece of everything you guys send me.

01:42:47.560 Like you want on YouTube.

01:42:48.460 Except YouTube takes 40 or 50%, which is insane.

01:42:51.500 That's just terrible business, guys.

01:42:53.460 And when you could, you know, go to these places where it's like 15%.

01:42:57.200 Much more reasonable commission, you know?

01:42:59.340 So, you send 100 bucks, they take 15.

01:43:01.400 So, they're...

01:43:01.980 This is how they sustain them.

01:43:02.940 So, this is how the platform lives.

01:43:04.760 And pays for its servers, its web hosting, and all this.

01:43:07.140 It's employees to manage this stuff.

01:43:11.420 And our enemies go, oh, look at them trying to survive.

01:43:14.360 Doop, doop, doop, doop, doop.

01:43:15.520 And they DDoS the site.

01:43:20.400 Ah.

01:43:20.720 Doop, doop, doop. 0.60

01:43:25.160 Where am I?

01:43:27.800 Don't have any of those.

01:43:28.800 Where the hell was I?

01:43:29.560 Yelling about stuff.

01:43:30.980 Totally, uh, yeah.

01:43:32.080 So, that was an hour.

01:43:32.920 Almost two hours.

01:43:33.880 I usually do that.

01:43:34.540 There's usually a good steady stream of yelling about things.

01:43:37.560 Before I forget what I should be angry about next.

01:43:42.280 There's a lot.

01:43:43.020 I mean, there's a lot.

01:43:48.120 We had some stuff to get through.

01:43:49.200 We got too many slots!

01:43:50.160 We got to, we got to fix that.

01:43:52.880 Too many slots and too many weak, weaklings. 1.00

01:43:55.580 Cowards. 1.00

01:43:57.060 Which, which produces the other. 0.99

01:43:59.140 Hard to say.

01:44:00.660 There seems to be a relationship here. 1.00

01:44:02.480 I bet there's a correlation to sluts and cowards. 1.00

01:44:04.960 The more sluts, the more cowards. 1.00

01:44:06.380 The more cowards, the more sluts. 1.00

01:44:07.180 What is it? 1.00

01:44:08.040 What is it?

01:44:11.560 Hmm.

01:44:11.920 Tonight on Unsolved Mysteries.

01:44:17.060 Coat's way over there.

01:44:19.880 It's way over there.

01:44:21.700 I'm going to bring it on tour.

01:44:23.200 I mean, I have to bring it on.

01:44:24.260 I have to bring it.

01:44:24.980 Tonight on Unsolved Bigotry.

01:44:37.340 Recent scientific studies seem to suggest that the rise in correlation between absolutely

01:44:46.680 eye-bleeding levels of sluttiness and mind-blowing levels of cowardice seem to have a hand-in-hand,

01:44:58.160 almost partnership, in the co-destruction of the human race. 0.56

01:45:04.820 If you have any esoteric information, and otherwise some kind of weird, freaky-deaky ideas, or maybe a supernatural power,

01:45:15.660 if you can explain this, please call immediately.

01:45:19.060 We would very much love to solve this unsolved mystery.

01:45:25.520 Because survival, yes, because quite seriously, we are absolutely being destroyed.

01:45:37.580 And I'm afraid, as a very tall, powerful white man, Robert Stack is afraid they will come for me first.

01:45:49.220 And then, who will be there to undo and unravel the mystery of my death?

01:45:55.520 The answer is no one.

01:46:00.320 And I, myself, the host, the creator, and the face of unsolved bigotry, will become the ultimate unsolved bigotry.

01:46:14.320 The stakes are high!

01:46:17.780 You must call!

01:46:19.160 You must call now!

01:46:21.120 If you have any ideas!

01:46:23.480 Mandatory testosterone injections!

01:46:28.020 Handmaid's Tale! 0.79

01:46:28.920 Whatever we have to do!

01:46:32.400 I'm all out of ideas!

01:46:33.920 Let's get extreme! 0.70

01:46:41.440 I'm with Robert Stack.

01:46:42.580 We might have to get extreme.

01:46:43.460 I don't know.

01:46:43.860 The longer this goes, we're running out of time.

01:46:45.940 We gotta stop screwing around with these half measures. 0.70

01:46:47.920 Oh, no, I am wearing pants.

01:46:55.800 No, it's just, it's over there, and it's all dirty, and I gotta clean it, and it's like, ugh.

01:46:59.740 I don't wanna, I don't wanna get up.

01:47:01.280 I'm tired.

01:47:03.760 Kids are climbing on me all week.

01:47:05.220 Throwing them around a swimming pool.

01:47:08.840 Mold of 38!

01:47:09.860 Halfway to 70-something.

01:47:13.820 Wait, 30, 60, yeah, 70, what, 6, maybe?

01:47:17.780 Picto math, bud.

01:47:19.300 You just get close in the range, doesn't matter.

01:47:21.760 Just close enough, buddy?

01:47:23.120 That's how every house in that town was built.

01:47:25.320 Have you been to the heights of Picto?

01:47:27.780 They're, like, sinking into the ground, like, everything's crooked, and you're like, eh,

01:47:31.600 coast off, boy! 0.99

01:47:32.680 Fucking keeps the rain out, Ola! 1.00

01:47:36.420 Fucking going to the liquor store, you wanna come, boy? 1.00

01:47:39.860 Get me a fucking, uh, two, four, stop drinking and building things! 1.00

01:47:45.100 No, they wouldn't. 1.00

01:47:45.760 They never did.

01:47:46.720 My whole life.

01:47:47.400 Nope.

01:47:48.000 Every man building anything everywhere was having a few drinks.

01:47:51.120 It's obvious, anywhere in the town.

01:47:53.620 And still, those constructions are far superior to what's being done today. 0.97

01:47:59.460 Drunk men not giving a shit in the 70s and 80s, far superior to pretty much everything 0.91

01:48:04.220 happening right now. 1.00

01:48:05.120 I was fucking... 0.98

01:48:08.880 Put in a whole roof, like, ripped on, like, just blackout almost on rum. 0.99

01:48:14.640 Like, how did you... 0.99

01:48:15.420 I fucking drank most of her. 0.99

01:48:17.520 Pretty much just repented work, anyway. 1.00

01:48:19.660 You fucking get the hang of it. 0.99

01:48:20.660 You might as well just zone out Mandalay and fucking get ripped, right? 1.00

01:48:24.720 No! 1.00

01:48:25.660 Oh, but whatever.

01:48:26.540 That's part of...

01:48:29.300 I mean, yeah.

01:48:33.560 A part of our heritage.

01:48:38.140 Good job, guys.

01:48:42.780 I, you know, those houses probably will still be up in, like, 100 years.

01:48:45.800 They were supposed to be, like, temporary pre-fam houses. 0.99

01:48:48.020 Like, I fucking whatever, you're slapping the game, I'm fucking... 0.99

01:48:50.300 Oh, this whole place. 1.00

01:48:53.880 This whole place is mental. 0.75

01:48:55.640 Cindy Lee says, you missed it, so I'll say it again.

01:48:57.140 Happy belated birthday.

01:48:58.440 Keep raging on.

01:48:59.060 I'm sorry if I missed it.

01:49:01.160 Rumble doesn't keep these very well.

01:49:02.760 C-B-Y-N-O. 1.00

01:49:04.720 It says, Derek needs a Kangle.

01:49:06.760 A mine...

01:49:07.700 Oh, a Kango. 1.00

01:49:09.560 Mine killed a coyote skunk and a groundhog last year.

01:49:11.980 Kona the Kangle.

01:49:12.980 What's a Kangle? 0.84

01:49:16.200 Strange.

01:49:17.720 Let's see what it is.

01:49:19.140 Google, what is a Kangle?

01:49:20.120 Oh, it's a large dog.

01:49:22.740 Oh.

01:49:25.100 Oh, yes.

01:49:26.460 Oh, yes.

01:49:28.540 See, that's got...

01:49:29.700 No, that's the face of a murderer.

01:49:32.140 I don't mean it in a bad way.

01:49:33.600 I just mean, like...

01:49:35.500 You know, like, is this capable of taking a human life?

01:49:41.000 The answer is yes.

01:49:42.580 I know, it's cute, but look in the eyes, though.

01:49:45.120 Look at how serious he is.

01:49:47.360 Beyond all the cute...

01:49:50.320 And the fur.

01:49:51.400 All...

01:49:51.720 No, no, no, no.

01:49:52.420 Ignore this.

01:49:53.140 Ignore how soft and tiny his head is.

01:49:55.780 In the eyes.

01:49:57.160 In the eyes.

01:49:58.200 There is pain.

01:49:59.040 If you cross him. 1.00

01:49:59.880 He will fuck you up. 1.00

01:50:02.400 And his... 1.00

01:50:02.780 And his picture has cost, apparently,

01:50:04.400 $575 for a print of this.

01:50:08.900 I am in the wrong business.

01:50:12.400 My sister's got a cute puppy. 1.00

01:50:14.360 Holy shit. 0.99

01:50:15.000 Just take pictures of his face and put it on the internet. 1.00

01:50:17.120 Here, give me $1,000 for his face. 1.00

01:50:19.400 Fuck you. 1.00

01:50:20.040 Give me your money. 1.00

01:50:21.620 Who owns this website?

01:50:23.280 Oh, they've got the dog's pictures.

01:50:25.160 Oh, it's puppy time.

01:50:27.180 See, this dog, I don't know.

01:50:29.040 This...

01:50:29.440 This...

01:50:29.840 This dog looks more of a, like...

01:50:31.740 If you attack me, I might just bend over.

01:50:33.820 I mean, I don't know what...

01:50:34.540 I'll pee, you know?

01:50:35.760 I don't know about that one.

01:50:37.860 Who else?

01:50:38.540 But this guy.

01:50:39.140 And, you know, now he's grown up, though.

01:50:42.740 Where is it?

01:50:44.180 It was a...

01:50:44.660 Kangol dog.

01:50:46.620 There was a picture.

01:50:47.280 He looked terrifying.

01:50:50.540 Is this him?

01:50:52.460 Is this him?

01:50:54.720 Because, uh...

01:50:55.260 Yeah, man.

01:50:57.320 I don't know.

01:50:58.420 That's the face.

01:50:59.360 That's the last...

01:51:00.200 I know, like, spiritually, somehow.

01:51:02.720 That's the last thing a lot of men have seen in life.

01:51:05.820 Is a face just like that.

01:51:07.380 I'd say no, for sure.

01:51:08.700 The Romans used dogs a lot. 0.95

01:51:10.180 Like, just like that. 1.00

01:51:11.340 Just mean, fucking... 0.99

01:51:12.940 Very, like... 1.00

01:51:13.780 Very business-like about it.

01:51:15.600 You know? 0.95

01:51:18.500 Good old man-killing dogs. 0.67

01:51:20.940 Yeah. 0.97

01:51:21.340 Alright.

01:51:22.320 So, I guess Ozzy's not up to it.

01:51:24.220 Is that what you're trying to say?

01:51:26.000 To be fair, I don't think Ozzy should fight a wolf.

01:51:28.500 I'm not going to suggest that. 0.88

01:51:29.500 That would be ridiculous.

01:51:32.040 That would be like Jake Paul actually fighting someone that knew how to fight. 0.53

01:51:35.760 That would be like fighting someone who's actually a capable, skilled fighter.

01:51:38.560 Like, in their 30s, right?

01:51:40.620 Fighting 60-year-old Mike Tyson.

01:51:43.040 Oh, my God.

01:51:44.460 Give it a rest.

01:51:46.660 It's embarrassing.

01:51:48.340 Fight Canelo Alvarez.

01:51:50.960 Fight him. 1.00

01:51:52.700 Fight Golovkin, you fucking punk. 1.00

01:51:55.260 You know? 1.00

01:51:57.860 Golovkin loved to make 20 million dollars.

01:52:00.500 You want to fight Gennady Golovkin?

01:52:02.180 20 million dollars? 1.00

01:52:03.080 I'd punch your face to death. 1.00

01:52:05.260 And he would. 1.00

01:52:06.460 And he would. 0.99

01:52:07.120 And he fucking knows it. 0.98

01:52:08.000 But instead, he goes and does these sideshows. 0.99

01:52:09.820 And let's have a circus act.

01:52:11.300 Let's drag... 1.00

01:52:12.000 Let's get fucking... 0.99

01:52:14.000 If Muhammad Ali was still alive, all Parkinson'd up, he'd probably find a way to drag him in there. 0.99

01:52:18.120 Oh, he's still rhyming.

01:52:25.940 And he's never lost his step.

01:52:27.300 Oh, I don't know if you're going to be able to handle this, Jake Paul.

01:52:29.420 I never thought I'd be able to fight Muhammad Ali, man.

01:52:32.720 This is crazy.

01:52:33.940 This is crazy.

01:52:34.960 I'm fighting Muhammad Ali.

01:52:35.940 This is crazy. 1.00

01:52:37.360 Fuck me. 1.00

01:52:38.240 No, Frazier. 1.00

01:52:39.400 Yeah, I can't wait, Muhammad. 1.00

01:52:40.780 I'm so pumped.

01:52:41.420 This is going to be like the biggest test of my life, you guys. 1.00

01:52:44.400 Holy fuck, what a dick. 1.00

01:52:45.920 What a douchebag. 1.00

01:52:47.160 Did you also know he's Jewish? 1.00

01:52:48.820 I didn't know that.

01:52:52.380 You know?

01:52:53.040 I just like to know things about people.

01:52:56.440 You know?

01:52:57.220 About their life, who they are. 0.98

01:53:02.760 Steven Spurgberg says, axe the country with a big white and black slash.

01:53:06.100 I think it's already been axed. 0.97

01:53:07.880 We don't need to kill anything that's already dead, you know?

01:53:12.140 Oh, no, do I not have that?

01:53:14.140 I used to. 1.00

01:53:17.360 Where's the stupid, uh... 1.00

01:53:24.520 Yeah. 1.00

01:53:25.560 Stop! 1.00

01:53:26.740 Stop! 1.00

01:53:28.020 He's already dead!

01:53:29.740 That's kind of how I feel about Canada right now.

01:53:31.660 And every time they do anything, like, oh, did you hear about the new Bill C? 0.99

01:53:35.860 Fucking... 1.00

01:53:36.140 Stop! 1.00

01:53:37.220 Stop! 1.00

01:53:38.560 He's already dead!

01:53:39.880 It's enough!

01:53:40.660 It's enough!

01:53:43.600 That just came up next?

01:53:46.620 That's so dark! 0.95

01:53:49.100 Coming up next on Canada's been butchered to death! 0.99

01:53:51.780 It's not women anymore! 1.00

01:54:00.480 It's people with a vagina! 1.00

01:54:02.880 Hey! 1.00

01:54:03.660 Are there armed criminal Haitians outside your house? 1.00

01:54:06.620 Don't let them eat your family! 1.00

01:54:09.540 Leave your keys outside on the step.

01:54:12.840 Pray to God that they don't come and eat your family!

01:54:16.340 Open up the limit!

01:54:24.600 Don't bother calling the cops, cause they won't come!

01:54:28.120 They're busy chasing a goat figurine around the country!

01:54:31.620 Hit the wheel and double the stakes! 0.96

01:54:40.460 It's right or wide open like a vat...

01:54:42.300 Look at how crazy you've made, Gotham!

01:54:47.220 The bill has to be paid.

01:54:50.520 What are we doing?

01:54:55.240 Yeah, it's bad.

01:54:55.900 It's bad, guys.

01:54:56.460 Canada's no. 0.78

01:54:56.980 You've heard things?

01:54:57.760 Are you outside Canada?

01:54:58.560 Have you heard?

01:54:59.020 No, it's really bad.

01:55:00.500 It's catastrophically bad.

01:55:05.720 It's not going to survive, I don't think.

01:55:08.300 As it is.

01:55:09.840 And I mean that in like...

01:55:12.160 We might have to take the leg.

01:55:13.780 You know, he might lose an eye.

01:55:15.660 Something, you know...

01:55:18.460 It's not good, but you know...

01:55:21.000 It's getting worse, too.

01:55:22.580 So, I mean...

01:55:23.860 We better...

01:55:25.560 It's time to start talking, guys.

01:55:27.460 It's time to start getting on the move,

01:55:28.880 cause this is really...

01:55:30.780 It's really bad.

01:55:32.080 And everyone is noticing.

01:55:34.020 Everybody.

01:55:34.700 Everywhere is noticing.

01:55:36.900 Evan says,

01:55:37.740 What's the story behind the little ram doll?

01:55:39.500 Oh, boy.

01:55:40.160 I'm a noob to Daglon Lauren.

01:55:41.440 I heard you say on another show

01:55:42.680 that C's distracted across the country.

01:55:44.500 Yes.

01:55:45.280 Well, that's because we're a supreme...

01:55:48.100 We're a militia.

01:55:49.360 A huge, powerful one

01:55:50.920 that will take over all of North America.

01:55:53.340 And, you know...

01:55:55.860 Our leader...

01:55:57.480 I mean, Philip.

01:55:58.140 We talk about him all the time.

01:56:01.520 And I keep suggesting

01:56:02.740 it's this goat figurine

01:56:03.900 that is possessing me

01:56:05.080 and is from another dimension.

01:56:06.960 He's evil, but he works for us

01:56:08.680 cause he likes the underdog

01:56:09.980 and he's spiteful.

01:56:10.660 He's evil, even though he's evil,

01:56:11.980 so he kind of uses it for good.

01:56:14.980 He's kind of...

01:56:16.120 He's kind of like Charlie Sheen

01:56:18.520 mixed with Genghis Khan,

01:56:20.060 if that makes any sense.

01:56:22.800 It's hit or miss with him.

01:56:23.900 And he likes drugs.

01:56:25.100 A lot of drugs.

01:56:27.520 The stronger, the better.

01:56:28.800 He's unkillable.

01:56:29.620 Like, he can do anything.

01:56:30.780 He can do any drug

01:56:31.780 and he won't...

01:56:33.000 He just gets out of control.

01:56:34.280 And, yes, he tears through women 0.99

01:56:38.100 like you wouldn't believe.

01:56:42.440 He's 1981 Motley Crue,

01:56:44.500 is what he is.

01:56:46.260 But, also has supernatural powers.

01:56:48.320 So, give Nikki Sixx 0.97

01:56:50.020 supernatural powers

01:56:51.320 and see what happens.

01:56:52.100 And then sprinkle in

01:56:56.180 some Genghis Khan energy.

01:56:58.440 Anyway, no, yeah,

01:56:59.540 they asked questions.

01:57:00.600 They, um...

01:57:01.380 Hundreds of people

01:57:02.100 were interviewed,

01:57:03.220 interviewed, intimidated.

01:57:04.280 I just learned recently

01:57:04.960 that the RCMP

01:57:05.560 actually went to

01:57:06.340 a gun store

01:57:08.220 out in Western Canada

01:57:09.400 and tried to intimidate

01:57:10.540 the owners

01:57:10.920 into stop supporting me.

01:57:13.760 Isn't that crazy?

01:57:14.720 This happened all across the country.

01:57:18.520 And they asked, like,

01:57:19.160 where...

01:57:19.440 What is...

01:57:19.880 What is it...

01:57:20.260 Philip, really?

01:57:20.820 Is it a code?

01:57:21.740 Is there a guy?

01:57:22.440 Like, is it a stand-in?

01:57:23.680 Like, what does it really mean?

01:57:24.740 Like, what... 1.00

01:57:25.060 You're fucking retards. 1.00

01:57:27.240 Like, they're that dumb, guys. 1.00

01:57:28.820 And they believed it 1.00

01:57:29.540 and they...

01:57:30.160 Hundreds of...

01:57:30.740 Dude, it...

01:57:31.740 It would blow your mind.

01:57:33.400 Go to, uh,

01:57:34.300 HateGate.

01:57:35.120 Google HateGate.

01:57:36.720 Somebody send this man

01:57:37.840 Kareem Masad's

01:57:39.000 HateGate journalism.

01:57:40.980 And you'll see

01:57:41.760 exactly what happened.

01:57:42.820 And it's insane.

01:57:43.980 Uh, yeah.

01:57:44.280 Basically, they took it

01:57:45.800 as a serious threat

01:57:46.560 and declared martial law

01:57:48.000 and, you know,

01:57:50.300 they lied, though,

01:57:51.060 because the police were like,

01:57:52.260 no, there's nothing here. 0.93

01:57:53.120 This is ridiculous. 0.74

01:57:53.980 We're wasting our time. 0.99

01:57:55.000 That's the highest levels

01:57:55.840 of our federal police.

01:57:56.660 We're like,

01:57:56.760 this is a waste of time.

01:57:58.000 There's nothing happening here.

01:57:59.680 And they did it anyway.

01:58:00.900 They just lied.

01:58:01.920 And said, 0.99

01:58:02.260 oh, we're all gonna die. 0.99

01:58:03.440 Oh, the super Nazis are here. 1.00

01:58:04.880 They're gonna fucking take over. 1.00

01:58:06.060 Oh, the coots. 1.00

01:58:06.980 Oh, my God.

01:58:07.760 And it all went away. 1.00

01:58:08.780 It was all bullshit. 1.00

01:58:09.440 It was all smoke and mirrors. 1.00

01:58:10.440 Nobody fucking got convicted of anything. 1.00

01:58:11.880 It was all bullshit. 1.00

01:58:12.540 Isn't that embarrassing? 1.00

01:58:15.960 So, yeah.

01:58:16.660 Our country's on fire

01:58:17.700 and there's criminal gang.

01:58:18.640 They're just doing whatever they want.

01:58:19.860 And, no, they were busy. 1.00

01:58:21.020 They were busy with this shit. 1.00

01:58:22.700 This is what they were doing. 1.00

01:58:25.760 Ultimately.

01:58:26.600 Right?

01:58:27.140 Because it could have,

01:58:27.640 it should have been obvious.

01:58:29.900 It should,

01:58:30.240 and it was obvious.

01:58:31.140 To everyone that actually

01:58:32.120 was paying attention

01:58:32.720 to what I was just doing.

01:58:33.420 Like, oh, I, yeah, he's.

01:58:34.380 But, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:58:37.580 No, no.

01:58:38.080 The Canadian ADL

01:58:39.060 had to invent a boogeyman,

01:58:40.240 didn't they?

01:58:41.580 And you know how they lie by omission

01:58:43.000 and take things out of context?

01:58:44.700 You know, you know what they do.

01:58:46.500 We know what they do.

01:58:49.660 Don't we?

01:58:52.800 Now we're gonna make them squeal. 1.00

01:58:54.180 And the police just copy-paste.

01:58:58.860 Must be true.

01:58:59.560 I'm not gonna look into it at all.

01:59:01.200 I'm just gonna go

01:59:01.860 balls to the wall

01:59:03.000 in the dark

01:59:03.960 totally, blindly,

01:59:05.240 lazily trusting this information.

01:59:07.080 Oh, look at the catastrophically

01:59:09.040 embarrassing mess I've made

01:59:10.720 nationally across the country.

01:59:12.840 We've conducted the biggest

01:59:14.060 national intelligence failure

01:59:15.880 that I could possibly have imagined.

01:59:17.640 We thought we were at war

01:59:18.880 with a meme.

01:59:19.940 Oh, my God.

01:59:20.760 We spent tens of millions of dollars.

01:59:22.360 We threw people in jail.

01:59:23.380 Oh, God.

01:59:24.280 Never mention this ever again.

01:59:25.580 Everyone bury this.

01:59:26.420 No one ever talk about this ever again.

01:59:27.660 And that's what happened.

01:59:30.440 Isn't that cool?

01:59:31.260 Isn't that a fun story?

01:59:33.700 I have all the receipts

01:59:34.860 to prove that that's what happened.

01:59:36.100 That's not the narrative.

01:59:37.560 That is what happened.

01:59:39.240 The public safety minister

01:59:40.300 went on TV and said, 0.81

01:59:41.160 this militia's gonna kill us all. 0.99

01:59:42.380 We gotta stop them. 0.99

01:59:42.960 They're everywhere.

01:59:43.520 Oh, God.

01:59:44.240 Ah!

01:59:44.980 Yeah, us.

01:59:45.640 And we're like,

01:59:46.280 I'm in Ottawa,

01:59:47.380 in sweatpants,

01:59:49.140 basically pajamas,

01:59:50.240 sitting on a milk crate

01:59:51.060 in an empty building,

01:59:52.080 which was basically

01:59:52.700 a flop party house

01:59:53.620 with, like, 20 people.

01:59:54.300 And I'm eating cereal

01:59:55.420 watching this on TV,

01:59:56.460 like, oh, look,

01:59:57.020 I'm Pablo Escobar now.

01:59:59.280 Cool.

02:00:01.040 I'm just hearing fairy 0.99

02:00:02.160 from across the room.

02:00:03.080 I hear the parliament's on.

02:00:04.100 He's listening to it.

02:00:04.640 He goes, oh, my God.

02:00:06.240 And I'm like,

02:00:06.600 what happened now?

02:00:07.580 He's like,

02:00:08.240 they're saying we're terrorists.

02:00:09.660 I wish someone videotaped.

02:00:13.340 I should have, dude.

02:00:15.320 There was so many people.

02:00:17.240 You guys, you let me down.

02:00:19.360 And I said,

02:00:20.240 take video of all kinds of stuff.

02:00:22.240 Like, we could make a documentary

02:00:23.880 or something about this later.

02:00:24.880 It could be hilarious.

02:00:25.600 It could probably be a fun time.

02:00:26.620 It'll be really funny

02:00:27.280 getting us all together

02:00:28.000 in person and so on.

02:00:30.400 Nobody did.

02:00:31.160 Nobody took video 0.97

02:00:31.980 of hardly fucking anything. 0.88

02:00:33.180 A lot of stuff downtown, 0.98

02:00:34.180 but none of the shenanigans.

02:00:35.220 But, oh, my God.

02:00:36.460 It would have just played so well.

02:00:37.620 And we do have some video

02:00:38.680 of that, actually.

02:00:39.240 That's where the, uh,

02:00:40.240 on my website,

02:00:41.260 there's a trailer video.

02:00:42.640 And that's where some of that is.

02:00:43.540 The footage of us laughing about,

02:00:44.820 like, that was in real time.

02:00:46.240 That was us reacting to it

02:00:47.220 minutes after it happened.

02:00:48.760 Like, they've declared war

02:00:50.580 on a meme. 1.00

02:00:51.540 Like, only in fucking Canada 1.00

02:00:53.100 could this happen. 1.00

02:00:54.580 And everyone is desperate

02:00:55.900 to, to shh.

02:00:57.400 No, it's not what it is. 0.99

02:00:59.180 Yes, it fucking is. 1.00

02:01:01.040 I beat you with a doll. 1.00

02:01:02.860 I beat you with a fucking goat doll. 1.00

02:01:05.620 I beat you with a fucking goat doll, bro. 1.00

02:01:11.020 You're not a serious, 1.00

02:01:12.340 you, shut, stop. 0.99

02:01:13.580 Stop it. 0.96

02:01:15.020 You need to stop.

02:01:16.820 It's over.

02:01:18.460 You're not good at this.

02:01:22.200 That's right that in the history,

02:01:23.720 but that's Canada's history.

02:01:24.720 Isn't that nice?

02:01:27.300 Huh.

02:01:27.820 Spy Hunter says, 0.67

02:01:28.500 where in the hell

02:01:28.940 did you find this metal version

02:01:30.040 of a soft,

02:01:30.700 I don't know.

02:01:32.460 Um,

02:01:33.200 that's a good question.

02:01:35.220 Artificial Fear.

02:01:36.500 That's who, uh,

02:01:37.400 does it.

02:01:38.680 That's a cool name

02:01:39.720 for a band.

02:01:42.120 Artificial Fear.

02:01:43.640 Like, yeah, it's fake,

02:01:44.600 but it's still fear.

02:01:46.560 Who cares if it's artificial?

02:01:48.780 Artificial's testosterone.

02:01:49.900 We're shooting into women 1.00

02:01:50.600 and then calling them George. 1.00

02:01:51.680 Whatever.

02:01:52.520 Still gonna jack them up,

02:01:53.620 isn't it?

02:01:55.020 Artificial Fear.

02:01:55.780 Unsolved Mysteries.

02:01:56.500 Yeah, they did some kind

02:01:57.060 of cool cover.

02:01:59.280 Um,

02:02:00.440 see what I saw.

02:02:01.680 I saw seeing a Diagon plate

02:02:02.800 on the front of an SUV today.

02:02:04.400 Awesome.

02:02:05.140 Must have been custom made

02:02:06.400 because I'd never,

02:02:06.980 uh,

02:02:07.420 seen one on the Griff Shop.

02:02:08.300 Probably.

02:02:08.760 There's people,

02:02:09.400 there's other people

02:02:09.840 that sell,

02:02:10.280 like,

02:02:10.340 little weird knickknacks

02:02:11.180 and things here and there.

02:02:12.580 Um,

02:02:13.680 but maybe people get them

02:02:14.700 on their license plate sometimes

02:02:15.740 and sometimes they don't let them.

02:02:16.960 They're like,

02:02:17.100 no,

02:02:17.300 I read that,

02:02:17.720 so terrorism.

02:02:18.740 They Google it.

02:02:19.380 Ah,

02:02:19.780 again,

02:02:20.300 let's,

02:02:20.580 let's Google that.

02:02:21.520 We don't sell them,

02:02:24.300 but maybe we should.

02:02:26.460 Grift Goblins,

02:02:27.480 assemble!

02:02:28.700 We need license plates.

02:02:30.940 These were cool, too.

02:02:32.860 Somebody,

02:02:33.280 was it Century,

02:02:33.860 I think,

02:02:34.160 sent me this.

02:02:35.180 These,

02:02:35.420 these like little,

02:02:36.000 it's a dog tag,

02:02:36.720 like,

02:02:36.980 you know?

02:02:37.620 And you can,

02:02:38.040 uh,

02:02:38.960 maybe put something

02:02:39.540 on this side of it.

02:02:40.180 I don't know.

02:02:41.340 Your stats.

02:02:42.480 Here's how racist I am.

02:02:45.500 Your power levels.

02:02:47.800 Bench press.

02:02:49.640 Times you've been arrested

02:02:50.720 for being right about stuff.

02:02:53.040 How many ethnic minorities

02:02:55.960 you've offended.

02:03:01.900 How many times you've been fired

02:03:03.300 from your job for being mean.

02:03:05.800 Stuff like that.

02:03:08.060 That could be fun.

02:03:09.280 Annie Waffens says,

02:03:10.040 the more history I read,

02:03:10.760 the more it becomes apparent

02:03:11.600 that the same dark hand

02:03:13.260 is involved in every single time.

02:03:14.440 It's spooky.

02:03:15.360 I know.

02:03:15.680 It's so terrible.

02:03:16.360 It's like,

02:03:16.940 it's such a wild story

02:03:18.820 and there's so much to it

02:03:20.180 that it's like,

02:03:21.120 it's so captivating.

02:03:22.000 Once you see it,

02:03:22.760 you can't,

02:03:23.220 nothing else,

02:03:24.020 nothing is,

02:03:24.640 is anything near as compelling.

02:03:26.760 It's like,

02:03:27.320 the struggle for the fate

02:03:28.640 of humanity.

02:03:29.500 Oh,

02:03:29.780 boring.

02:03:30.140 I want to watch NASCAR.

02:03:31.380 What?

02:03:32.460 How?

02:03:33.140 That's like,

02:03:33.980 I was into Curious George

02:03:35.480 and then I discovered

02:03:36.260 Lord of the Rings.

02:03:38.500 Yeah,

02:03:38.960 I'm done with this. 0.99

02:03:39.880 I don't fucking. 0.99

02:03:44.020 Whoa! 0.99

02:03:44.920 You know what I mean? 0.99

02:03:45.760 They're fucking wiping people out! 0.99

02:03:50.580 Oh, 0.99

02:03:51.080 there's a new Batman movie!

02:03:53.240 They're stealing nuclear weapons!

02:03:55.020 Oh,

02:03:55.340 look at that!

02:03:56.660 Oh,

02:03:57.460 a shiny thing!

02:04:03.640 Oh,

02:04:04.240 anyway,

02:04:04.640 yeah,

02:04:05.300 there's something going on.

02:04:06.300 For sure,

02:04:07.020 it's involved every single time

02:04:07.980 to overthrow nations

02:04:08.840 atrocities committed.

02:04:09.820 Yep,

02:04:10.240 there's no question

02:04:10.900 that the blood of demons

02:04:11.800 runs through their veins.

02:04:12.920 I believe we can win.

02:04:14.460 It will be difficult,

02:04:15.240 but not impossible.

02:04:16.180 Well,

02:04:16.440 it's ongoing.

02:04:17.840 It never seems to,

02:04:18.720 it seems like,

02:04:19.480 it may be eternal.

02:04:20.700 There's a channel on YouTube

02:04:22.000 that's really interesting.

02:04:23.460 Astral Logos,

02:04:24.240 is that the one?

02:04:24.940 Am I thinking of the right guy?

02:04:26.800 There's a video about something

02:04:28.000 called the Oralinda book,

02:04:29.400 which I'd never heard of

02:04:30.440 until a little while ago.

02:04:32.400 And there's a lot of

02:04:33.400 really interesting theories

02:04:34.300 and stories in there

02:04:36.580 that make a lot of sense

02:04:37.540 and explain some things

02:04:39.260 and it makes you really question

02:04:40.660 what the hell is going on.

02:04:41.600 And there's a,

02:04:42.740 these stories are similar.

02:04:44.400 There's similar stories

02:04:45.340 of certain folks

02:04:47.080 having certain ways about them,

02:04:49.140 doing certain things,

02:04:50.340 even potentially 0.98

02:04:51.560 20,000 fucking years ago. 0.99

02:04:53.220 You know, 0.99

02:04:53.860 this book is allegedly

02:04:54.740 insanely old,

02:04:55.700 like pre-history,

02:04:57.820 you know?

02:04:58.460 And it was just,

02:04:59.360 again,

02:04:59.700 I don't know.

02:05:00.520 It's like,

02:05:01.260 that's a debunk.

02:05:02.180 You don't know.

02:05:02.820 I don't know.

02:05:03.400 Were you there?

02:05:04.120 Neither of us were there. 1.00

02:05:05.020 Shut up. 0.99

02:05:05.780 It's something I heard. 1.00

02:05:06.560 Think about it.

02:05:07.100 Compute it.

02:05:07.540 Don't.

02:05:07.780 Does it work?

02:05:08.160 Does it not?

02:05:08.520 Leave it. 0.95

02:05:09.080 Don't.

02:05:09.300 I don't care. 0.99

02:05:10.520 Stop being ridiculous. 1.00

02:05:11.940 Stop acting like 1.00

02:05:12.560 you can know a lot.

02:05:13.500 That's something else

02:05:14.220 we've become obsessed with.

02:05:16.020 All of our ancestors,

02:05:17.180 our fathers,

02:05:17.820 everybody,

02:05:18.220 pre-internet days,

02:05:19.440 pre-internet,

02:05:19.860 you didn't,

02:05:20.320 there was a comedian

02:05:20.800 that did a great joke

02:05:21.400 about this.

02:05:22.060 Like,

02:05:22.880 you know,

02:05:24.120 talking about like

02:05:24.600 Bruce Springsteen,

02:05:25.380 like where is he from?

02:05:26.200 And then you can just

02:05:26.680 Google it.

02:05:27.260 And he's like,

02:05:27.520 I used to just not know.

02:05:28.700 And then I'd run into a girl

02:05:29.680 and she knew.

02:05:30.440 And I was like,

02:05:30.940 whoa,

02:05:31.480 you know?

02:05:32.480 You used to have to just

02:05:33.680 take your best guess

02:05:34.580 at a lot of things in life

02:05:35.660 all the time.

02:05:36.660 You'd be like,

02:05:36.980 well,

02:05:37.280 with all the information I have,

02:05:41.600 I think I know what I'm doing.

02:05:42.360 We'll find out.

02:05:43.100 Now everyone's like,

02:05:43.740 no, 1.00

02:05:43.940 I need a fucking, 1.00

02:05:44.580 I need an expert. 1.00

02:05:45.340 I need daddy. 1.00

02:05:45.960 Somebody hold my fucking hand. 1.00

02:05:47.140 I'm too afraid to be a grown man 1.00

02:05:48.720 is what that is.

02:05:51.040 And they trick you into thinking,

02:05:52.680 oh no,

02:05:53.040 this is definitely how it is. 1.00

02:05:54.720 Half the shit out there, 0.99

02:05:55.860 I mean, 1.00

02:05:56.080 there are some things.

02:05:56.840 If you jump off a tall building,

02:05:57.820 you'll die. 0.96

02:05:58.160 That's correct. 0.98

02:05:58.960 You know,

02:05:59.520 you need air to live

02:06:00.580 and so on.

02:06:01.960 But some stuff like,

02:06:02.940 oh,

02:06:03.200 I think this happened 15,000 years ago.

02:06:04.920 No,

02:06:05.200 you're wrong. 1.00

02:06:05.760 It was a shit. 1.00

02:06:06.700 What? 1.00

02:06:07.240 Stop.

02:06:08.120 Stop.

02:06:09.760 We're like 2% of the way

02:06:11.400 of uncovering what happened.

02:06:13.260 So,

02:06:14.100 yeah,

02:06:14.440 somebody's like,

02:06:14.900 go link bro.

02:06:15.960 Like the Reddit guys. 1.00

02:06:17.140 You're a coward. 1.00

02:06:18.540 You're a little bitch. 1.00

02:06:19.760 Like, 1.00

02:06:19.920 can't you just think about it?

02:06:21.440 Just take it,

02:06:22.240 think about it,

02:06:22.700 and go,

02:06:22.880 hmm,

02:06:23.660 on your own.

02:06:25.340 See what you can make of it.

02:06:26.360 Does this even make sense?

02:06:27.640 Maybe you're like,

02:06:28.220 no,

02:06:28.480 this already doesn't make sense.

02:06:29.340 Use your own brain

02:06:30.780 first

02:06:32.020 before you go consult someone else

02:06:34.560 for the love of God.

02:06:36.040 That's so lazy.

02:06:37.460 See what you think about it

02:06:38.380 and then go test what you thought

02:06:39.820 and what you think maybe

02:06:40.780 against other things you find.

02:06:42.660 This is what I came up with.

02:06:43.760 What did you come up with?

02:06:44.600 This is like,

02:06:45.180 I'm just going to copy

02:06:45.920 everyone else's homework

02:06:46.700 all the time.

02:06:47.380 You're not learning anything. 1.00

02:06:48.400 You're an idiot. 1.00

02:06:49.160 You're lazy. 1.00

02:06:50.820 Try yourself first 0.85

02:06:51.860 and then go,

02:06:52.440 well,

02:06:52.620 this is what I came up with.

02:06:53.400 What do you think?

02:06:54.720 We don't know.

02:06:55.420 We don't know what's going on.

02:06:56.280 So,

02:06:56.720 just anyway.

02:06:57.780 Interesting stuff.

02:06:58.620 A lot of interesting stuff there.

02:06:59.520 Asha Logos,

02:07:00.120 I think was the channel.

02:07:00.800 There's a lot of crazy old history.

02:07:02.600 That stuff's fascinating too

02:07:03.640 because there's no,

02:07:04.760 what else other sources?

02:07:06.260 There's like very little information

02:07:07.660 about anything like that out there.

02:07:09.060 So,

02:07:11.640 you know,

02:07:11.940 I love learning and hearing about

02:07:13.280 new things I've never heard before.

02:07:15.080 Especially if they're out there,

02:07:16.340 you know,

02:07:16.660 and seem to be like,

02:07:17.680 this could be true.

02:07:18.920 Is it?

02:07:19.400 Is it not?

02:07:19.800 I don't know,

02:07:20.240 but it could be.

02:07:21.000 And that's enough.

02:07:22.080 And that's enough.

02:07:24.420 Could be true.

02:07:25.840 So you can't,

02:07:26.340 if you can't discount it,

02:07:27.460 you have to consider it.

02:07:29.180 I can't rule it out,

02:07:30.280 so it's got to stay on the table

02:07:31.340 until it is.

02:07:32.220 So anyway,

02:07:35.040 yeah,

02:07:35.240 our government chased a ramdoll around 1.00

02:07:36.620 for a couple of years 0.99

02:07:38.000 and totally fucking ruined the country 0.95

02:07:39.840 and spent, 0.98

02:07:40.380 you know,

02:07:40.760 Chinese people are buying up 1.00

02:07:41.880 the police stations

02:07:43.020 and bribing politicians

02:07:44.120 and all this is going on

02:07:45.280 and they're,

02:07:45.540 nope,

02:07:45.720 we're looking at the ramdoll.

02:07:46.940 You know,

02:07:47.200 terrorists are infiltrating the country.

02:07:48.700 We're being completely taken over

02:07:49.780 by crime

02:07:50.320 and from other countries,

02:07:51.560 there's an Indian gang war going on.

02:07:53.140 There's a separatist faction here

02:07:54.580 trying to establish an ethno state.

02:07:56.500 There's Venezuelan gang, 1.00

02:07:57.680 Eritrean gangs,

02:07:58.840 fighting other Eritrean gangs

02:08:00.080 and Somalian gangs

02:08:00.900 and Congolese gangs

02:08:01.820 and Haitian gangs

02:08:02.660 and it's just,

02:08:04.500 it's,

02:08:04.880 there's fentanyl killing everything.

02:08:06.060 It's,

02:08:06.340 oh no,

02:08:06.600 I gotta get the goat figurine guys.

02:08:08.560 Way to play it. 1.00

02:08:09.080 Way to fucking, 1.00

02:08:10.080 way to play the big boy game. 1.00

02:08:12.780 Good job.

02:08:13.980 Good job.

02:08:14.260 Why'd you go to intimidate

02:08:15.180 some more customers?

02:08:18.740 Of all the things I respect,

02:08:20.680 I mean,

02:08:21.420 the Canadian police officer

02:08:24.360 has got to be near the bottom.

02:08:30.080 It's like a,

02:08:31.060 oh,

02:08:31.240 there's a couple rotten apples.

02:08:32.320 No,

02:08:32.440 it's a rotten cart

02:08:33.440 with maybe one or two edible ones

02:08:35.820 out of 10,000.

02:08:40.100 Very sad.

02:08:42.360 I'm so sad

02:08:43.560 that that's what,

02:08:44.160 that used to be a point of pride.

02:08:45.480 That's something we,

02:08:46.140 at least were taught growing up

02:08:47.760 and it was nice to believe.

02:08:49.900 Wait,

02:08:50.420 you know what you did?

02:08:51.280 You let down a generation

02:08:52.620 of little boys

02:08:53.420 is what you did

02:08:54.360 because I have some of those

02:08:55.460 and I,

02:08:56.340 you know,

02:08:56.760 they think the best

02:08:57.680 of all the things.

02:08:58.560 They think all of the regular stuff,

02:09:00.260 because there's no reason

02:09:01.200 to burden them.

02:09:03.120 They're little kids,

02:09:03.740 let them,

02:09:04.180 you know,

02:09:05.040 develop and then when it's time

02:09:06.160 for them to be,

02:09:06.980 you know,

02:09:07.280 know some rougher things

02:09:08.500 about where they actually are,

02:09:09.980 then you start to,

02:09:10.840 you know,

02:09:11.000 just five years old,

02:09:12.600 you're living a slave town! 0.97

02:09:14.260 Like,

02:09:14.540 stop it.

02:09:16.560 You know,

02:09:17.060 it's not necessary.

02:09:19.760 But they're like,

02:09:20.560 they love the police

02:09:21.520 and they,

02:09:21.860 you know,

02:09:22.080 yay! 0.99

02:09:22.500 And so did I!

02:09:24.920 Thank goodness

02:09:25.660 we have these men

02:09:26.760 that are willing to go

02:09:27.580 confront dangerous psychopaths

02:09:29.200 and maniacs 1.00

02:09:29.900 from killing us 0.99

02:09:30.820 and stealing things

02:09:31.680 and all the stuff

02:09:32.300 that's out there

02:09:32.600 because I don't want to do that.

02:09:33.740 That's scary.

02:09:34.660 Thank God we have these guys

02:09:35.640 and then you find out

02:09:36.760 they're not doing that.

02:09:37.840 They're actually just chasing down

02:09:39.000 regular moms and dads. 1.00

02:09:41.060 Holy fuck, man. 1.00

02:09:43.660 Ouch. 1.00

02:09:47.160 Oh,

02:09:47.560 and they're covering up murders

02:09:48.800 and hell,

02:09:49.280 oh God!

02:09:50.860 And they're lying to the public

02:09:52.220 and they're shredding documents 1.00

02:09:53.420 and they're fucking 0.99

02:09:54.320 right. 0.97

02:09:55.880 Why don't you just make 0.92

02:09:56.820 Batman gay then? 1.00

02:09:59.020 Why don't you fucking do that? 1.00

02:10:00.480 So it's worse than being angry 0.99

02:10:01.900 as like,

02:10:02.220 oh,

02:10:02.380 you hate cops.

02:10:03.220 I'm like disappointed,

02:10:05.080 like betrayed by them,

02:10:06.420 you know?

02:10:08.020 It's like seeing your brother

02:10:09.160 become a communist.

02:10:10.360 You're just like,

02:10:11.200 no,

02:10:11.900 man!

02:10:12.780 It's so bad.

02:10:15.000 What you've done

02:10:15.940 is so awful.

02:10:17.540 I don't even, 0.98

02:10:19.040 it's so fucking sad. 0.95

02:10:21.260 It's like finding out 0.98

02:10:30.980 something horrible

02:10:31.760 about one of your,

02:10:32.580 someone you loved

02:10:33.260 and respected

02:10:33.780 and you find out

02:10:34.840 something horrible,

02:10:35.760 like,

02:10:36.020 oh no,

02:10:37.120 like it just totally,

02:10:38.320 that's what you did.

02:10:39.280 Are you proud of yourselves?

02:10:40.800 You're proud,

02:10:41.120 you're proud of beating up

02:10:42.100 all those kids 0.98

02:10:42.720 and arresting old women 1.00

02:10:43.680 and trampling people.

02:10:44.600 Are you proud of that? 0.99

02:10:45.920 We all fucking saw that 1.00

02:10:47.320 and you lost us forever 1.00

02:10:48.620 for the rest of our lives.

02:10:49.700 We'll never support,

02:10:50.360 we can't.

02:10:53.660 Good job.

02:10:54.640 There's another thing.

02:10:55.600 There's another thing

02:10:56.300 we used to have.

02:10:57.000 Gone.

02:11:01.300 Maybe we could rely

02:11:02.180 on the military.

02:11:03.440 Well,

02:11:03.900 let's not,

02:11:04.340 let's not get ahead

02:11:05.240 of ourselves.

02:11:06.300 So we've got this going on

02:11:07.640 on the regular basis.

02:11:08.260 This is just every day.

02:11:09.060 I mean,

02:11:09.200 when I was still on Twitter,

02:11:10.100 when I wasn't banned for life

02:11:11.060 because I'm at the request

02:11:13.400 and you might think,

02:11:14.380 well,

02:11:14.540 there's lots of other people 0.96

02:11:15.700 way worse than you.

02:11:16.720 That's true.

02:11:18.080 So why,

02:11:18.500 well,

02:11:18.880 in Canada,

02:11:19.360 there's arguably

02:11:20.580 no one worse than me

02:11:21.740 and I mean that sincerely.

02:11:22.900 In Canada,

02:11:23.980 I don't think

02:11:25.880 there's anyone worse

02:11:26.520 and by worse,

02:11:27.720 I mean

02:11:27.980 what we're doing here,

02:11:30.720 let's just,

02:11:31.120 we know what I mean.

02:11:33.880 It's not a big pool.

02:11:35.060 There's only,

02:11:35.600 you know,

02:11:36.580 there's 40 million people here,

02:11:37.840 probably 20 million Canadians

02:11:38.900 so it's like,

02:11:40.660 we're not a big place.

02:11:42.240 We're like half the,

02:11:42.860 it's like California,

02:11:44.180 you know.

02:11:45.120 So there's not a lot of people

02:11:46.240 to throw bombs at

02:11:47.100 and I'm just, 1.00

02:11:47.900 I'm taking a lot of bullshit. 0.98

02:11:50.600 There's not a lot of us, 0.99

02:11:51.540 right?

02:11:51.840 There's only a few people

02:11:52.740 so there's only a few of us

02:11:54.200 to throw a lot of resources at

02:11:55.560 and they're drawing boogeymen

02:11:56.720 up out of nothing

02:11:57.300 and deploying federal resources.

02:11:58.440 It's crazy.

02:11:59.520 If I was in the United States,

02:12:00.540 no,

02:12:00.840 I wouldn't even,

02:12:01.480 I'd probably be fine

02:12:02.320 because they've got bigger things

02:12:04.080 to deal with,

02:12:04.440 bigger fish to fry.

02:12:05.220 Canada doesn't.

02:12:08.040 So they have a line

02:12:09.580 to these tech companies.

02:12:10.980 I've had this explained to me

02:12:12.180 and it makes sense.

02:12:14.160 It tracks with what I've seen

02:12:15.140 in reality.

02:12:15.760 I thought about it.

02:12:16.440 It makes sense.

02:12:17.320 It confirms what I've seen

02:12:19.120 and experienced in my own life

02:12:20.600 so therefore,

02:12:21.360 I believe this to be true.

02:12:22.780 You see how that works?

02:12:23.720 It's not that complicated.

02:12:25.540 Until another theory comes along

02:12:27.020 that makes more sense

02:12:27.880 or is more true,

02:12:29.060 this is what I go with.

02:12:30.420 That's how it works

02:12:31.360 and that's what you believe

02:12:32.580 until you have reason

02:12:33.620 to believe otherwise.

02:12:35.120 that they call these companies

02:12:38.880 and they say,

02:12:39.280 yeah,

02:12:39.400 this person

02:12:40.060 or these accounts

02:12:41.040 or this person

02:12:41.480 on the request of the government

02:12:42.880 or whatever agency

02:12:44.020 made the call,

02:12:45.020 would you kindly please?

02:12:46.260 And they say,

02:12:46.640 oh,

02:12:46.800 why yes,

02:12:47.340 Canada,

02:12:47.560 we would love to do that for you.

02:12:49.120 And then they delete

02:12:49.880 all the things.

02:12:52.380 It's like a special little,

02:12:54.240 you know,

02:12:54.420 and it happens to be

02:12:54.940 every six months,

02:12:55.620 12 months,

02:12:56.160 no policy violations,

02:12:57.740 no terms,

02:12:58.340 nothing,

02:12:58.940 nothing at all

02:12:59.560 and just gone,

02:13:00.440 gone,

02:13:00.720 gone,

02:13:01.020 gone,

02:13:01.280 all blanket across the board.

02:13:02.580 And this happened

02:13:03.020 numerous times. 1.00

02:13:05.120 Scum. 1.00

02:13:09.740 And this is, 1.00

02:13:10.280 this is what's going on.

02:13:11.880 They're worried about me.

02:13:13.480 This is just every day now.

02:13:16.040 And it's just somebody

02:13:16.820 getting carjacked

02:13:17.620 right outside 1.00

02:13:18.520 their fucking building. 1.00

02:13:19.940 Armed carjacks. 1.00

02:13:25.360 This is all the time.

02:13:26.540 There's home invasions

02:13:27.620 happening all over the time

02:13:28.600 and not even in like

02:13:29.600 poor neighborhoods anymore.

02:13:30.480 They're branching out

02:13:31.140 into suburban neighborhoods

02:13:32.140 and to hire wealthy

02:13:33.040 because they know

02:13:33.820 these white people 0.93

02:13:34.720 aren't going to defend themselves. 0.98

02:13:35.680 They don't have guns. 1.00

02:13:36.780 They got lots of nice shit. 0.99

02:13:38.020 We'll just go into the suburbs 1.00

02:13:38.920 and fucking ransack their houses. 0.99

02:13:40.380 And they are. 0.99

02:13:42.140 Isn't that nice?

02:13:43.520 Do you like that?

02:13:45.020 That's good.

02:13:46.320 And what do the police suggest?

02:13:47.660 Again,

02:13:48.020 I'm being too hard on the police.

02:13:49.960 What do they suggest you do

02:13:51.100 in the face of a,

02:13:52.660 you know,

02:13:52.920 brazen crime?

02:13:53.700 This is organized crime,

02:13:54.960 by the way.

02:13:55.280 This isn't random guys.

02:13:56.660 These are gangs.

02:13:57.560 These are organized groups of men

02:13:59.020 plotting and devising

02:14:00.540 ways to steal and kill 0.86

02:14:01.920 and get away with it 0.82

02:14:02.760 and enrich themselves

02:14:03.660 and become more powerful

02:14:04.540 and then increase

02:14:05.720 their ability to steal

02:14:06.640 and wield power

02:14:07.580 and so on.

02:14:08.440 They're what's called,

02:14:08.900 it's a criminal. 0.96

02:14:09.520 It's the mind of a criminal.

02:14:10.600 That's what they do. 0.55

02:14:11.480 It's like an animal,

02:14:12.060 like a wolf.

02:14:12.640 It eats Derek's sheep.

02:14:13.880 This is what they do.

02:14:15.000 They are the wolves

02:14:15.700 that eat the sheep

02:14:16.400 and this is what the police

02:14:17.920 say you should do

02:14:18.520 about this situation.

02:14:19.640 There's also updated advice

02:14:21.180 for all vehicle owners.

02:14:22.760 A message echoed

02:14:23.460 by Toronto police

02:14:24.320 speaking at an Etobicoke

02:14:25.600 safety meeting last month.

02:14:27.340 Constable Marco Ricciardi

02:14:28.620 had a new message

02:14:29.660 for vehicle owners

02:14:30.520 who keep their fobs

02:14:31.760 in Faraday pouches.

02:14:33.260 To prevent the possibility

02:14:36.040 of being attacked

02:14:36.740 in your home,

02:14:37.780 leave your fobs

02:14:38.420 at your front door

02:14:39.060 because they're breaking

02:14:39.660 into your home

02:14:40.320 to steal your car.

02:14:41.900 They don't want anything else.

02:14:43.140 A lot of them

02:14:43.740 that they're arresting

02:14:44.900 have guns on them

02:14:45.740 and they're not toy guns.

02:14:46.820 They're real guns.

02:14:47.840 They're loaded.

02:14:48.940 That's why Galinsky says

02:14:50.180 they will be installing

02:14:51.360 the door stops

02:14:52.160 and taking YPR's advice seriously.

02:14:54.980 But she'd like more action

02:14:56.860 from police as well.

02:14:58.320 Yeah, that is terrible advice.

02:15:01.100 Okay.

02:15:01.420 That's like when the wolf comes up,

02:15:04.560 lay down on your back 1.00

02:15:06.580 and throw your asshole in the air. 1.00

02:15:08.560 That way he knows 1.00

02:15:09.460 you're not a threat

02:15:10.180 and he won't hurt you. 0.99

02:15:12.920 Good job, Officer Pussy. 1.00

02:15:14.820 You've clearly spent 0.99

02:15:15.700 a lot of time in man world.

02:15:17.040 You've been to the brutal parts

02:15:18.200 of the world.

02:15:18.600 You know the true nature of reality.

02:15:20.600 Good for you.

02:15:21.400 No, wrong.

02:15:22.180 Here's what I would have said.

02:15:25.280 I want to be the police chief

02:15:26.700 for a minute.

02:15:27.840 Let's compare ideas.

02:15:29.460 All right, guys?

02:15:30.020 Let's just throw it out there

02:15:31.500 to the public.

02:15:32.420 You guys believe in democracy,

02:15:33.680 don't you?

02:15:34.420 Don't you believe in democracy?

02:15:36.680 Well, that's one theory.

02:15:38.260 We've heard from the Toronto police.

02:15:40.820 That's their idea.

02:15:42.000 Very good.

02:15:42.400 Oh, this is a good presentation.

02:15:43.900 Phil, what did you think?

02:15:44.920 What did you think?

02:15:45.960 Yeah, no, it wasn't very good.

02:15:48.700 Oh, Diagalon, what's up?

02:15:49.760 Oh, it's our turn.

02:15:50.660 Okay, Phil, play the...

02:15:51.560 Yeah.

02:15:53.040 Do you get the thing?

02:15:54.060 Should I get the...

02:15:54.780 Yeah, all right.

02:15:56.780 All right! 1.00

02:15:57.380 Listen, this shit's out of control. 1.00

02:16:01.820 I'm not going to lie to you. 1.00

02:16:03.580 It's a fucking... 1.00

02:16:04.360 It's getting to be a war zone out there 1.00

02:16:05.680 and I don't have the manpower.

02:16:07.020 I don't have the officers.

02:16:07.800 I don't have the money.

02:16:08.760 These people have made it 0.98

02:16:09.580 fucking damn near impossible 0.96

02:16:10.540 for me to do my job, guys. 0.95

02:16:11.880 I'm trying.

02:16:12.700 I'm trying so hard.

02:16:14.060 But it's...

02:16:15.020 Listen, here's what we do.

02:16:16.280 Bad boys, bad boys.

02:16:18.880 What you gonna do?

02:16:20.760 Amnesty mode.

02:16:21.860 Okay?

02:16:22.560 Operation Amnesty mode. 1.00

02:16:24.020 These pieces of shit come to your house 1.00

02:16:25.500 and they try to break it. 1.00

02:16:26.600 They do whatever.

02:16:27.440 I don't care how you do it.

02:16:28.840 I'm not even going to pay attention.

02:16:30.340 Let's just say...

02:16:31.400 Let's just say somebody 1.00

02:16:32.580 shoots them dead through the door. 1.00

02:16:34.280 They get fucking blown away. 1.00

02:16:35.900 Whole family. 0.99

02:16:37.380 Kids are involved.

02:16:38.400 Seven-year-olds. 1.00

02:16:39.360 Everybody's fucking... 1.00

02:16:40.160 Just lay it like it's okay. 1.00

02:16:41.660 Corral time.

02:16:42.540 All right? 1.00

02:16:42.980 And you just fucking lay them dead. 1.00

02:16:44.480 Bad boys. 1.00

02:16:45.160 And then you drag them into the street.

02:16:46.960 Okay?

02:16:47.600 You collect all the shell casings.

02:16:49.100 You leave the bodies in the street.

02:16:50.400 You go back inside.

02:16:52.040 And you go back to bed.

02:16:53.520 And if anybody asks you anything,

02:16:55.220 you go,

02:16:55.540 I don't know what happened, officer.

02:16:57.100 I didn't see a thing.

02:16:58.480 And we just got...

02:16:59.260 Look!

02:16:59.780 More dead gangsters in the street.

02:17:01.480 There is an epidemic of gangsters

02:17:03.340 getting wasted in Canadian suburbs. 1.00

02:17:05.480 Have you seen the fucking news? 1.00

02:17:07.260 Who's in? 1.00

02:17:07.960 What you gonna do?

02:17:09.560 What you gonna do

02:17:10.640 when they come for you?

02:17:12.160 Bad boys, bad boys.

02:17:13.520 What you gonna do?

02:17:14.940 This is how you do community policing. 0.99

02:17:17.940 They're gonna fucking rob my citizens. 1.00

02:17:20.540 I'm just gonna tell them they can shoot you. 1.00

02:17:22.560 And I won't do shit. 1.00

02:17:24.000 I will look the other way 1.00

02:17:25.480 as they blow your fucking brains out. 1.00

02:17:28.080 I will laugh at you 1.00

02:17:29.820 as you gasp for air dying in the street. 1.00

02:17:32.260 You're a fucking migrant criminal from Haiti, bro. 1.00

02:17:35.740 You are nobody. 1.00

02:17:36.740 You don't mean anything to me. 1.00

02:17:38.380 Who the fuck are you? 1.00

02:17:40.760 I'll watch the... 1.00

02:17:41.460 Oh, get his brother, too.

02:17:42.700 He's trying to crawl away. 0.99

02:17:43.760 I didn't see shit. 0.99

02:17:45.080 Whoops! 1.00

02:17:45.980 Whoops!

02:17:46.640 You know,

02:17:46.980 because they haven't been seeing 1.00

02:17:47.920 our fucking problems for years. 1.00

02:17:49.640 So it's selective blindness. 1.00

02:17:51.740 What do you not want to see?

02:17:53.260 What you gonna do when they come for you?

02:17:55.980 This episode of Extreme Diagon Cops

02:17:59.440 was brought to you by the mass and total frustration

02:18:01.760 of the Canadian public

02:18:02.820 being told to lay down and die 1.00

02:18:04.740 as they're robbed and killed and raped to death. 1.00

02:18:09.260 By the mass migration experiment 0.97

02:18:11.600 that every politician seems to love.

02:18:14.760 Coming soon, vigilante gangs of men!

02:18:17.300 Because people can only take so much.

02:18:25.540 I'm not saying anything.

02:18:27.260 I'm just saying

02:18:27.920 that's what happens.

02:18:29.340 Read a book.

02:18:29.860 There's so many guys out there

02:18:41.680 that are like, 1.00

02:18:42.080 I wish a motherfucker would, you know? 1.00

02:18:47.980 Chief Phillip is willing to look the other way. 1.00

02:18:49.900 He doesn't give a shit. 1.00

02:18:51.260 Shoot him, burn him, run him over. 1.00

02:18:53.080 It doesn't matter. 1.00

02:18:54.240 They're not ours.

02:18:55.020 They don't count.

02:19:02.660 That's it.

02:19:03.580 They're not ours.

02:19:04.500 They don't count.

02:19:09.660 Open fire!

02:19:16.240 No, seriously. 1.00

02:19:17.180 We should definitely kill foreign criminals. 1.00

02:19:19.480 Someone came here that's not ours. 1.00

02:19:21.420 Like, literally, like,

02:19:23.180 guys, this isn't hard.

02:19:24.160 This is a guy,

02:19:26.440 a bunch of dudes, all right?

02:19:28.280 Let's, again,

02:19:28.980 it's metaphysical,

02:19:30.040 it's metaphorical,

02:19:30.780 but this is essentially

02:19:31.920 the same truth of what's happened.

02:19:33.640 This is our home.

02:19:34.760 This is where we live.

02:19:35.760 Where we've always lived.

02:19:37.660 Strange men

02:19:38.500 have entered the village somehow

02:19:40.500 and are killing people 0.87

02:19:42.380 and stealing things.

02:19:44.320 What do? 0.99

02:19:45.720 We fucking waste those dudes 1.00

02:19:47.380 and throw them back over the wall. 1.00

02:19:48.800 I don't know how they got in here,

02:19:49.620 but we gotta plug that hole.

02:19:52.140 Duh! 1.00

02:19:53.040 Obviously.

02:19:54.120 So,

02:19:55.360 imagine.

02:19:56.520 Oh, I arrested some gangsters

02:19:58.000 from God knows where.

02:19:59.040 They're not,

02:19:59.340 I don't know how they got in here.

02:20:01.240 They don't even speak English.

02:20:02.120 It doesn't appear.

02:20:03.540 What should we do with them?

02:20:04.140 Well, they shot an elderly man

02:20:05.700 in his home and he died.

02:20:07.000 Oh, okay.

02:20:07.520 Straight to the wall then. 1.00

02:20:08.960 Bye, assholes. 1.00

02:20:09.760 If you'd stolen like a food truck, 1.00

02:20:14.540 I just would have sent you back 0.64

02:20:15.340 to the Dominican Republic

02:20:16.240 or wherever you came from,

02:20:17.080 but no, that's death. 0.97

02:20:18.420 Yeah, you guys are getting smoked.

02:20:19.720 All right, next!

02:20:23.060 We want justice.

02:20:24.480 We want justice.

02:20:25.600 Yes, we do.

02:20:26.660 Yes, we do.

02:20:29.580 The more brutal, the better.

02:20:30.780 The more brutal, the better.

02:20:31.960 We want it now.

02:20:33.180 We want it now.

02:20:34.900 Brutal.

02:20:35.760 We want, we want Harkonnen justice. 0.75

02:20:38.720 I'm going to keep bringing up Dune now.

02:20:40.660 I used to love that when I was a kid.

02:20:42.300 I loved those games in the book.

02:20:43.620 I was real, like,

02:20:44.780 as much as, like, other kids

02:20:46.320 would be into, like,

02:20:46.840 Star Trek or Star Wars and stuff,

02:20:48.180 Dune was cool.

02:20:51.140 And trust me, 0.98

02:20:52.080 Harkonnen justice is very fucking severe. 0.98

02:20:56.320 We're talking Genghis Khan level 0.98

02:20:58.180 extinction events, you know.

02:21:00.680 They'll erase your planet.

02:21:01.900 They will do it. 1.00

02:21:02.560 They don't give a fuck. 0.99

02:21:05.260 Um, 0.99

02:21:05.980 Brooke Ortiz says,

02:21:06.620 I don't know how it happened,

02:21:07.600 but I'm being held hostage

02:21:08.440 by Madame Breezy,

02:21:09.380 and she's,

02:21:09.800 don't,

02:21:10.420 forcing you to read a book.

02:21:12.220 She's,

02:21:12.700 send help, 0.98

02:21:13.600 she's coming back.

02:21:15.080 She has been quiet.

02:21:16.680 I was wondering where she's been. 1.00

02:21:18.260 She's fucking kidnapping people. 1.00

02:21:20.240 Don't, 1.00

02:21:20.560 we need,

02:21:21.160 we need Brooke. 1.00

02:21:22.200 Don't fuck him up. 1.00

02:21:25.640 He's a smart guy. 1.00

02:21:26.980 We can't lose him.

02:21:30.160 Don't be feeding him,

02:21:31.240 what are you doing?

02:21:32.180 Uh,

02:21:32.480 don't eat anything she gives you.

02:21:33.560 Did you eat anything she gave you

02:21:34.560 or drink anything?

02:21:36.160 How comfortable are you with like,

02:21:38.640 high dose marijuana,

02:21:40.200 mushrooms,

02:21:40.720 edibles,

02:21:41.100 LSD,

02:21:41.620 anything like that?

02:21:42.820 Just,

02:21:44.060 any,

02:21:44.980 at all,

02:21:45.340 any experience?

02:21:46.040 I just,

02:21:46.420 I'm not accusing anything.

02:21:48.480 I'm just saying,

02:21:48.880 I would,

02:21:49.480 on the shorthand,

02:21:50.740 be on the,

02:21:51.540 could happen.

02:21:52.700 Be prepared for anything.

02:21:56.100 Prayers for Booker.

02:21:57.120 We'll see if Booker survives.

02:21:58.500 Ruby says,

02:21:59.260 does the French first lady 1.00

02:22:00.420 have a dick or, 1.00

02:22:01.160 I don't know what that's about. 1.00

02:22:03.040 He's weird. 0.99

02:22:03.820 He's clearly a homosexual. 0.99

02:22:05.760 There's all these pictures of him 0.98

02:22:06.700 with like, 0.98

02:22:07.040 naked men and black guys 0.99

02:22:08.560 and he's like, 0.97

02:22:09.380 hugging Pete,

02:22:10.240 and they're holding hands

02:22:11.620 and they're,

02:22:11.880 they're like,

02:22:12.460 oh yes,

02:22:13.140 tell me,

02:22:13.580 Prime Minister.

02:22:14.580 Oh,

02:22:14.820 they're like smelling each other's aftershave. 1.00

02:22:17.220 It's like basically gay porn 1.00

02:22:18.540 watching these guys walk around, 1.00

02:22:20.300 man.

02:22:20.820 And you're trying to tell me,

02:22:21.780 oh,

02:22:22.080 it's so disrespectful.

02:22:23.480 I've never seen a more flagrant display 0.96

02:22:25.840 of homosexual behavior in my life. 0.51

02:22:28.280 Ask any oil rig worker,

02:22:30.540 fisherman,

02:22:31.060 any blue collar man,

02:22:32.520 you know,

02:22:33.060 stereotypical,

02:22:34.020 heterosexual,

02:22:34.840 everyday guy.

02:22:35.740 Hey, 0.82

02:22:36.220 you think these guys are gay? 0.96

02:22:37.280 I know they're gay. 1.00

02:22:38.260 We all know they're gay. 1.00

02:22:39.820 Stop it. 1.00

02:22:41.280 Stop gaslighting us.

02:22:42.860 It's so annoying.

02:22:43.640 That is so,

02:22:45.620 that is so disrespectful.

02:22:47.820 Why do you,

02:22:48.600 why,

02:22:49.260 why are you so breathy when you talk? 1.00

02:22:53.620 He's so gay. 1.00

02:22:54.600 They're all so gay. 1.00

02:22:55.580 And it's so obviously gay. 1.00

02:22:57.140 And they're obsessed with the gay. 0.99

02:22:59.220 And they're always in the gay. 1.00

02:23:00.240 And look how gay I am. 0.68

02:23:01.300 And the rainbow, 0.96

02:23:02.040 gay, 0.86

02:23:02.340 gay, 0.99

02:23:02.620 gay. 0.99

02:23:03.740 Oh, 0.99

02:23:04.140 here's my wife. 1.00

02:23:05.380 No,

02:23:05.700 she's not. 0.74

02:23:06.620 Why do you think she left you for the black dude?

02:23:08.640 Yeah, 1.00

02:23:08.820 you're gay. 1.00

02:23:10.820 RCMP's shuttling prostitutes in and out. 1.00

02:23:13.080 Oh yeah, 0.77

02:23:13.460 dude.

02:23:14.180 I got dirt.

02:23:15.660 I've heard things.

02:23:17.460 I've had friends,

02:23:18.640 you know,

02:23:19.260 there was a fun time at the cottage in the lockdown years,

02:23:22.780 boy.

02:23:23.620 Oh yeah.

02:23:25.040 There were parties there.

02:23:27.360 Yep.

02:23:28.960 Good times.

02:23:31.000 Like,

02:23:31.500 doesn't that matter?

02:23:32.380 Doesn't,

02:23:32.740 don't people want to know?

02:23:33.920 Shouldn't people know the quality of the character of the person who's

02:23:36.580 pretending to lead them?

02:23:38.320 Isn't that relevant?

02:23:40.040 Like,

02:23:40.400 what does that matter?

02:23:41.120 If anybody's,

02:23:41.800 if you're just some guy,

02:23:43.300 it doesn't matter.

02:23:44.120 It literally doesn't matter if you're just some guy. 0.99

02:23:46.300 I don't give a shit. 0.99

02:23:47.080 No one does. 0.99

02:23:48.240 Uh, 1.00

02:23:48.440 but if you're the fucking leader of the country, 1.00

02:23:50.080 yeah, 1.00

02:23:50.500 it's relevant. 0.99

02:23:51.300 If you're a fucking out of control, 1.00

02:23:52.860 degenerate drug addict, 1.00

02:23:53.780 that's, 0.97

02:23:54.060 you know, 1.00

02:23:54.500 having sex with prostitutes, 1.00

02:23:55.680 I guess. 1.00

02:23:56.400 These are allegations that we should investigate.

02:23:58.360 They,

02:23:58.580 there seem to be some weight to a lot of these.

02:24:00.660 He does seem to be high on cocaine and public events more often than,

02:24:04.360 uh,

02:24:04.580 than is acceptable,

02:24:05.880 which is zero.

02:24:07.940 Oh,

02:24:08.320 that never happens.

02:24:09.260 Said the Hunter Biden supporters.

02:24:11.380 Like,

02:24:12.260 bro,

02:24:12.660 they're a generation of,

02:24:13.780 of, 1.00

02:24:14.200 they're fucked. 1.00

02:24:15.240 They're all just completely out of control. 1.00

02:24:16.940 I say this all the time.

02:24:17.940 And it's like,

02:24:18.200 people don't believe me.

02:24:18.980 Like these,

02:24:19.720 these are party towns,

02:24:20.680 dude,

02:24:20.880 Washington,

02:24:21.360 Ottawa.

02:24:21.740 They're all,

02:24:22.080 they're drunk.

02:24:22.520 They're on drugs. 1.00

02:24:22.960 They're all fucking each other. 1.00

02:24:23.700 It's crazy. 1.00

02:24:25.160 Look,

02:24:25.600 folks,

02:24:26.200 oh,

02:24:27.620 folks,

02:24:28.020 president of the United States.

02:24:30.180 Washington,

02:24:32.680 D.C.

02:24:33.580 It's a lot,

02:24:34.420 a lot of good looking people.

02:24:35.600 There's people,

02:24:35.940 people there coming in and coming in and higher balloon.

02:24:39.820 Look,

02:24:40.180 folks,

02:24:40.520 I was on the Zeppelin.

02:24:41.660 I was a pilot,

02:24:42.640 a pilot of the Zeppelin.

02:24:45.420 What's going on?

02:24:46.400 He's smelling little kids,

02:24:48.060 man.

02:24:48.320 What is happening?

02:24:50.380 Do,

02:24:50.660 do,

02:24:50.940 do,

02:24:51.160 do,

02:24:51.360 do,

02:24:51.540 do,

02:24:51.740 do,

02:24:52.060 do,

02:24:52.320 do.

02:24:53.700 Oh,

02:24:55.220 I was a little boy.

02:24:57.000 Now I turned into a car.

02:24:58.740 I'm a sports car.

02:25:00.180 I'm a good people.

02:25:03.400 Ohio,

02:25:04.080 Columbus.

02:25:04.780 These are towns,

02:25:06.000 places.

02:25:06.620 I went,

02:25:07.120 I went to them.

02:25:08.620 I'm wearing pants. 1.00

02:25:12.160 Fucking out of his mind. 0.99

02:25:13.840 If no one cares, 1.00

02:25:15.140 no one gives a shit. 0.97

02:25:16.940 Nobody's taking anything seriously anymore. 0.98

02:25:18.780 It's crazy.

02:25:19.580 I was on Hindenburg.

02:25:25.680 It was me,

02:25:27.380 folks.

02:25:34.680 It's not true.

02:25:35.860 You didn't do it.

02:25:37.240 You didn't blow up the Hindenburg.

02:25:39.520 You're not.

02:25:40.220 You weren't there. 1.00

02:25:41.220 You're a crazy old man. 1.00

02:25:42.640 You've lost your mind. 1.00

02:25:44.880 You're senile. 1.00

02:25:46.760 It's so crazy. 0.98

02:25:47.820 Trump's going to win. 1.00

02:25:48.540 Or they're going to kill him. 0.98

02:25:49.540 And there's, 0.88

02:25:49.780 I don't know how we're not going to have civil war. 0.99

02:25:51.680 Of course we're going to like,

02:25:53.180 God,

02:25:53.760 this is going to be wild.

02:25:57.140 Short and long says, 0.97

02:25:57.840 next Thursday is going to suck for me. 0.98

02:25:59.180 Little girl singing the national anthem for the Peterborough Pete's. 0.98

02:26:02.580 And I have trouble standing for a lie.

02:26:04.740 We are not strong or free.

02:26:06.440 Yeah, 0.98

02:26:06.800 that sucks, 1.00

02:26:07.340 man. 0.96

02:26:07.540 I know.

02:26:12.340 It's a joke.

02:26:13.120 How sad and ashamed must our,

02:26:20.840 you know,

02:26:21.960 great grandfathers be.

02:26:25.860 Look at it.

02:26:26.900 You know,

02:26:28.360 so much potential.

02:26:33.040 Look at it.

02:26:34.140 Look at it now. 1.00

02:26:35.340 Drug addicted prostitute. 1.00

02:26:38.180 That's Canada. 1.00

02:26:39.120 We're,

02:26:39.240 we're,

02:26:39.520 we're Riley Reed.

02:26:43.640 That's what we are.

02:26:48.400 Just open for business for anybody,

02:26:49.980 huh?

02:26:50.440 And,

02:26:50.620 and,

02:26:50.840 and at the cost of what?

02:26:51.860 Just our soul.

02:26:54.280 We're all doing so well.

02:26:56.000 So well that,

02:26:56.980 you know,

02:26:58.200 there's been thousands of people take advantage of this government suicide program.

02:27:02.020 Thousands of people.

02:27:03.180 Many of them kids.

02:27:05.220 That's how good we're doing.

02:27:07.540 That's how good we're doing.

02:27:08.460 Um,

02:27:10.380 short longs is during the G seven in Canada,

02:27:15.140 Canada,

02:27:15.420 Canada,

02:27:15.820 Canada,

02:27:15.860 I guess what?

02:27:16.860 I don't know where,

02:27:17.420 I don't know what that is.

02:27:18.100 That's some weird BC name,

02:27:19.140 isn't it?

02:27:19.600 It looks like a BC name.

02:27:20.800 I don't know what that means.

02:27:21.880 We had ROEs for bear attacks.

02:27:23.300 Yeah,

02:27:23.400 it's gotta be,

02:27:23.800 and basically play dead.

02:27:25.200 And if it fights,

02:27:25.920 if it bites,

02:27:26.660 fight back.

02:27:30.080 Oh,

02:27:31.480 we can't trust our own soldiers with guns.

02:27:33.420 That'd be crazy.

02:27:34.400 Yeah,

02:27:34.560 no,

02:27:34.740 don't trust your own soldiers with guns. 1.00

02:27:36.900 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1.00

02:27:42.120 They're soldiers. 1.00

02:27:43.800 They're the most qualified people with guns on earth.

02:27:47.060 They're professional gun handlers.

02:27:50.660 That's what they're for.

02:27:52.300 Their entire purpose is to be so good with guns that they're better than anybody else's guys with guns.

02:27:58.600 That they can beat them in a fight using guns.

02:28:01.840 Isn't that crazy?

02:28:02.820 Like,

02:28:03.040 they're so good at guns that they'll use them to fight other men with guns, 0.66

02:28:06.440 and they'll,

02:28:07.120 and they'll win a lot of the time.

02:28:08.660 Like,

02:28:08.800 they're really good at it.

02:28:10.120 They're really good at guns.

02:28:11.860 And you're like,

02:28:12.240 no,

02:28:12.360 they can't have guns.

02:28:13.080 It's too dangerous.

02:28:13.980 For who?

02:28:14.960 The bear? 0.99

02:28:17.820 Fucking give them 308s and send them out there. 1.00

02:28:20.020 Have a good time. 0.99

02:28:20.700 Just,

02:28:20.920 just don't let them drink.

02:28:21.780 It's fine. 0.98

02:28:25.280 Ridiculous. 0.98

02:28:26.860 Like, 0.98

02:28:27.200 when there were terrorist attacks in the country,

02:28:28.880 they were like,

02:28:29.240 don't arm the troops.

02:28:30.000 Don't do anything.

02:28:30.560 Just let them be victims.

02:28:31.840 Like,

02:28:32.360 what?

02:28:32.980 Like, 1.00

02:28:33.340 you'll trust us to walk around a fucking war zone, 1.00

02:28:36.120 where it's like, 1.00

02:28:37.320 don't even sneeze or do anything wrong,

02:28:38.880 or you'll go to jail.

02:28:39.540 Don't shoot the wrong person.

02:28:40.480 Don't do anything, 1.00

02:28:41.020 or we'll fucking destroy your life. 1.00

02:28:42.320 But not in our own country where our own people live. 0.99

02:28:44.640 We would never have any interest in protecting that and,

02:28:46.940 you know,

02:28:47.880 being professionals that,

02:28:49.020 no,

02:28:49.440 no. 1.00

02:28:50.040 Get the fuck out of here. 0.99

02:28:51.680 Man, 1.00

02:28:52.080 they hate you guys.

02:28:53.360 The government,

02:28:53.920 they don't have any respect for you.

02:28:56.420 The military,

02:28:57.360 do you want to know what you are to them?

02:28:59.060 You're not, 0.99

02:28:59.680 you're not a fucking, 1.00

02:29:00.520 you're not respected. 1.00

02:29:02.120 You know how they treat us?

02:29:03.240 You know what they've done to my friends,

02:29:06.140 man?

02:29:07.160 I was,

02:29:07.800 I spent some time with a guy over the week.

02:29:11.440 He was one of the first guys that like trained me when I got in.

02:29:14.640 And,

02:29:14.960 you know,

02:29:16.060 we were just like,

02:29:17.780 dead,

02:29:20.640 dead. 0.99

02:29:21.520 Oh yeah,

02:29:21.760 he's dead. 1.00

02:29:22.960 Fucked up. 1.00

02:29:23.760 Probably going to be dead. 1.00

02:29:25.640 Really messed up. 1.00

02:29:26.900 Addicted to drugs.

02:29:27.960 Addicted to drugs.

02:29:28.800 Dead.

02:29:30.100 Yeah,

02:29:30.640 divorced and on the way,

02:29:31.940 right?

02:29:33.920 Hmm.

02:29:36.360 Oh,

02:29:36.620 Canada takes great care.

02:29:37.640 No,

02:29:37.820 it doesn't.

02:29:38.240 No,

02:29:38.380 it doesn't.

02:29:38.800 They mostly end up destroyed in my experience.

02:29:41.600 And that's just,

02:29:42.400 I'm just being honest.

02:29:43.120 Most of the guys I know,

02:29:44.460 like I'd say over a lot,

02:29:46.960 man,

02:29:47.160 like well over 65% of them are just not good,

02:29:52.620 not doing good or dead.

02:29:54.180 And then there's like a third of them that are just making it work,

02:29:59.500 but gritting their teeth and like,

02:30:00.680 I probably count myself in that category.

02:30:08.300 They sent us off to die in places we don't belong with equipment that is

02:30:11.920 substandard because they,

02:30:13.100 they only care about money and there's money in it for them.

02:30:17.180 There's money in it for somebody to send us to these places.

02:30:19.200 What were we doing guarding opium fields?

02:30:21.940 What did that have to do with anything?

02:30:24.120 Oh,

02:30:24.460 it was good for the economy to keep the Taliban away. 0.99

02:30:26.540 How'd that work?

02:30:27.540 Is that really what you believe?

02:30:28.480 You believe that?

02:30:29.980 Why are we guarding survey teams for Halliburton?

02:30:32.060 What are we doing?

02:30:36.080 And in exchange for this,

02:30:40.060 I don't know,

02:30:40.740 just go over there,

02:30:43.060 be quiet.

02:30:43.720 Just go in the closet. 1.00

02:30:44.620 We're like junk you put in the,

02:30:46.020 in that room of your house or in the basement that you don't know what to do

02:30:49.320 with.

02:30:49.560 You don't want to see,

02:30:50.260 you don't want to look at it.

02:30:51.340 So you just put it somewhere.

02:30:55.940 And if it,

02:30:56.620 if it breaks or whatever,

02:30:58.060 it was junk anyway,

02:30:58.820 right? 1.00

02:31:04.560 I only spent 15 years in the bitch. 1.00

02:31:06.220 What would I know? 1.00

02:31:11.380 And you got these people support.

02:31:12.720 Oh no,

02:31:13.120 I'm a proud soldier of what,

02:31:15.180 of what they're recruiting handicapped people.

02:31:18.500 They're recruiting like disabled people. 1.00

02:31:23.200 Now,

02:31:23.600 where is that at?

02:31:28.880 Crime prevention tactics.

02:31:30.100 Yeah.

02:31:30.220 Or lack of.

02:31:30.820 I see that too.

02:31:39.200 Oh my God.

02:31:39.880 There's a lot of this stuff.

02:31:44.920 Oh,

02:31:45.440 I'm just going through it one by one.

02:31:49.040 Now I can't seem to find it.

02:31:50.040 I know I had it.

02:31:55.520 I seem to have lost it,

02:31:56.320 but there was a,

02:31:57.400 that was a video actually.

02:31:58.300 Oh no,

02:31:58.540 there it is right there.

02:31:59.460 That's what it was.

02:32:00.060 I opted for a video.

02:32:02.220 Cause I talk too much and there needs to be breaks and you know,

02:32:05.380 I could have read it,

02:32:06.100 but why don't I just let them explain it to you?

02:32:08.260 You live for experience and lead by example.

02:32:13.040 This is one of the videos Canada's military has used to try to recruit new troops.

02:32:18.080 This is for you.

02:32:20.560 And here in this room is one of the challenges to keeping them.

02:32:23.780 This marks the beginning of the testing session.

02:32:26.520 A one hour multiple choice.

02:32:28.160 Look at this guy.

02:32:28.760 So if when I was in,

02:32:30.440 right,

02:32:30.880 if this guy came to work looking like this, 1.00

02:32:33.760 we would beat him to death. 1.00

02:32:37.560 He looks like a slob. 1.00

02:32:39.160 He's a sergeant or no, 0.99

02:32:40.080 he's a corporal. 0.99

02:32:41.360 He looks like a slob. 1.00

02:32:42.840 First of all, 1.00

02:32:43.300 his uniform doesn't fit.

02:32:44.440 He's got the beard,

02:32:45.820 the hair, 0.99

02:32:46.180 the whole thing is like ridiculous. 0.97

02:32:49.640 Do you want to be a professional or do you want to just show up and collect money and LARP? 0.98

02:32:52.980 Oh,

02:32:53.260 you want to LARP?

02:32:54.140 Cool.

02:32:54.540 Thank you for insulting the legacy of this institution that has claimed the blood and lives of countless

02:32:58.740 much greater men than yourself.

02:33:00.340 Well, 1.00

02:33:00.540 please carry on insulting my fucking existence. 1.00

02:33:03.660 A one hour multiple choice test known as the CFAT. 1.00

02:33:07.600 Look at that crowd.

02:33:08.980 We'll be using the computer in front of you to complete this test.

02:33:12.100 It scores applicants,

02:33:13.340 verbal skills,

02:33:14.240 spatial ability,

02:33:15.160 and problem solving.

02:33:16.680 Traditionally,

02:33:17.260 applicants would have to come into a designated building to take it in person,

02:33:20.960 but many just drop out,

02:33:23.060 says the commander overseeing recruiting.

02:33:25.080 It's too hard.

02:33:25.660 So I've done this test,

02:33:26.680 obviously.

02:33:27.260 It's,

02:33:27.680 um,

02:33:28.520 if you have like a grade seven education,

02:33:30.380 you can pass.

02:33:31.200 It's very easy.

02:33:32.560 It is not,

02:33:33.620 you,

02:33:33.700 you bet,

02:33:34.180 can you walk and chew gum at the same time that you're in?

02:33:37.360 Okay.

02:33:37.820 It's not hard to get into the Canadian military to suggest that there's some kind of like,

02:33:43.060 that's preposterous.

02:33:44.180 They either can't speak English, 1.00

02:33:45.440 which is obviously a problem or they're so fucking dumb that they're dangerous. 1.00

02:33:49.920 There's a minimum intelligence standard for a reason because we're operating dangerous 1.00

02:33:53.760 equipment,

02:33:54.340 heavy machinery,

02:33:55.440 explosives,

02:33:56.500 flame,

02:33:56.860 gasoline and huge amounts.

02:33:58.500 I mean,

02:33:58.780 missiles and bombs. 0.99

02:33:59.780 You can't be having retarded people running around. 1.00

02:34:02.240 Okay. 0.78

02:34:02.760 I know you feel like it's mean to them to not let them fulfill their dreams of,

02:34:06.840 but you can't because it's dangerous and someone will get hurt.

02:34:10.840 And that's worse.

02:34:12.060 Do you want someone's feelings to get hurt or do you want someone's child to be dead?

02:34:15.840 What would you rather?

02:34:16.740 I would rather not kill people and have people killed in accidents and training or mission

02:34:20.740 failures and so on, 1.00

02:34:21.580 because the person that's supposed to be doing the job is too fucking stupid to do the job 1.00

02:34:24.720 and people die as a result of it. 1.00

02:34:26.160 It's a life and death trade.

02:34:27.240 It's the military.

02:34:28.100 It's meant to fight wars.

02:34:29.480 And oh,

02:34:29.740 look,

02:34:29.920 we have some more women that are going to explain the sensibilities and how we're just 1.00

02:34:33.920 not going to do aptitude testing anymore.

02:34:36.320 60% of people who express initial interest.

02:34:39.820 This is a brigadier general.

02:34:42.480 Apparently in the Canadian armed forces,

02:34:44.820 this is a brigadier general.

02:34:47.200 Okay.

02:34:47.680 If you say so.

02:34:48.940 In joining the CAF,

02:34:50.400 don't come in to do their CFAT.

02:34:53.420 Just have a read of the question here.

02:34:54.880 So as part of the trial to reverse dropout rates,

02:34:58.020 the military has scrapped the test during the application process for almost 50 jobs.

02:35:02.980 Crooked flag.

02:35:03.760 Recruits will only take it after they've joined up and scores won't matter.

02:35:08.000 I think there will be more people comfortable.

02:35:10.760 Scores won't matter.

02:35:11.960 That's good.

02:35:12.820 People to come in and put in the application without.

02:35:15.820 This is a sergeant in what trade?

02:35:18.580 What does it say?

02:35:20.500 What does that say?

02:35:22.260 Royal Canadian RCMS.

02:35:23.920 What is that?

02:35:24.500 I can't remember.

02:35:25.000 What is she like 25? 1.00

02:35:30.360 Dude,

02:35:30.740 our sergeant used to be like 35.

02:35:33.820 Because it was like,

02:35:34.840 it was hard to get up to that.

02:35:36.040 Like you had to put some time in and you really had to beat your way in there.

02:35:38.540 It wasn't.

02:35:39.020 Oh,

02:35:39.300 no,

02:35:39.500 just show.

02:35:39.920 What are you?

02:35:40.400 Can you breathe here? 1.00

02:35:41.460 Be a fucking Colonel. 1.00

02:35:43.220 Jesus boys. 1.00

02:35:44.120 While skipping the test portion of things.

02:35:48.300 Skipping the test portion of things.

02:35:52.520 Military recruitment.

02:35:53.660 Skipping what's known as quality control.

02:35:57.640 Oh,

02:35:58.680 oh,

02:35:59.160 we're skipping that portion.

02:36:01.460 Just like Boeing.

02:36:03.160 Oh,

02:36:03.500 this is going to work out.

02:36:05.180 Mmm.

02:36:05.940 Oh,

02:36:06.480 mwah-dum. 1.00

02:36:07.800 Is now a critical problem.

02:36:10.180 CBC News reported last week on documents that show Canada's readiness.

02:36:14.120 is decreasing.

02:36:15.260 They've got documents.

02:36:15.920 Only 58% of the forces is able to respond.

02:36:19.500 Yeah,

02:36:19.980 it's optimistic.

02:36:21.080 I'm telling you right now,

02:36:22.100 that's optimistic.

02:36:23.140 It called upon by NATO,

02:36:24.840 leading the defense minister to warn the military's been losing more people than it brought in for the last 10 years.

02:36:30.000 Ah,

02:36:30.440 it's the fish man.

02:36:31.500 What's he drinking tonight,

02:36:32.460 I wonder?

02:36:32.900 Rum,

02:36:33.280 whiskey,

02:36:33.620 what do you think?

02:36:34.160 It's a death spiral for the Canadian Armed Forces.

02:36:35.820 We cannot afford.

02:36:37.100 Whose fault is that?

02:36:37.920 The guy you let stay in there for years and paid him?

02:36:41.040 The communist activist Wayne Iyer,

02:36:42.860 who's been deliberately destroying the military for years?

02:36:46.100 Purging it and slashing it and implementing self-destructive,

02:36:48.800 subversive ideologies?

02:36:50.220 That guy?

02:36:51.020 Gee,

02:36:51.220 I wonder what happened,

02:36:52.120 Bill?

02:36:52.740 It's such a mystery.

02:36:54.400 To continue on that pace,

02:36:55.640 we've got to do something differently.

02:36:57.560 Another one of those things.

02:36:58.840 Yeah,

02:36:59.040 you got another big idea?

02:37:00.800 Tell me what your big idea is,

02:37:02.400 because the last few have been so helpful.

02:37:04.200 An overhaul of the military's one-size-fits-all medical standards by...

02:37:09.060 So that's how they're going to spin it.

02:37:13.540 One-size-fits-all medical standards.

02:37:16.000 No,

02:37:16.160 the medical standards are discriminatory for a reason,

02:37:18.400 because they have to be.

02:37:19.480 You need healthy,

02:37:20.460 strong,

02:37:21.100 capable individuals that can see,

02:37:23.620 hear,

02:37:24.040 operate all their faculties.

02:37:25.440 They don't have any problems.

02:37:26.400 They don't have any imminent,

02:37:27.360 you know, 0.99

02:37:27.600 they can't have a broken fucking hip and a twisted spine. 0.99

02:37:30.720 They have to wear equipment. 0.99

02:37:32.160 They have to be dropped out of aircraft.

02:37:33.760 They have to be seated in,

02:37:34.740 you know,

02:37:34.960 machines.

02:37:35.880 We can't,

02:37:36.160 you know,

02:37:37.080 oh,

02:37:37.360 they could do something.

02:37:38.540 No,

02:37:38.760 they literally can't.

02:37:39.680 We have already done this. 1.00

02:37:41.440 Way smarter people than you have already done all the shit you're doing. 0.99

02:37:45.300 You're trying to reinvent the wheel. 0.99

02:37:46.340 They went,

02:37:46.620 no,

02:37:46.720 no,

02:37:46.800 no.

02:37:47.020 What's the most optimal way to create the best military with the,

02:37:50.600 you know,

02:37:50.880 least amount of,

02:37:51.640 you know,

02:37:52.160 as efficiently as possible.

02:37:55.180 We don't,

02:37:55.440 because you're going to have bloat. 0.72

02:37:56.420 You want to save money,

02:37:57.200 right?

02:37:57.920 You're paying people that can't work to work to do nothing. 0.90

02:38:00.780 They're not capable of doing the job.

02:38:02.160 You're giving them pensions and money anyway.

02:38:03.980 Oh,

02:38:04.260 good.

02:38:04.620 No,

02:38:04.880 that's bloat.

02:38:06.240 That's money we could be using for actual soldiers and warriors that we need to win fights,

02:38:10.480 which is the whole reason we have a military in the first place.

02:38:12.920 So not only are you,

02:38:14.240 you know,

02:38:14.560 ruining the place,

02:38:15.480 you're actually increasing the danger and the odds that we,

02:38:18.500 should we come into any kind of mortal confrontation with a foe or an enemy,

02:38:21.980 that we would be soundly defeated because we didn't maximize the use of our potential fighting capacity, 0.90

02:38:27.780 because you insisted that everyone's feelings had to be fucking included if we, 0.97

02:38:32.720 so that's how we're going to risk if we survive the war or not.

02:38:35.640 Thanks,

02:38:36.280 Karen.

02:38:37.060 Thanks,

02:38:37.560 Wayne.

02:38:38.300 Good job.

02:38:39.540 Early summer.

02:38:40.660 People can serve fully in the CAF with low risk medical employment limitations.

02:38:46.460 This is who's going to lead us against the Russians. 1.00

02:38:48.320 This fucking anemic librarian. 1.00

02:38:50.820 That right now would be screened out. 0.99

02:38:54.460 The military says the new trial will allow more people with pre-existing medical conditions to serve.

02:38:59.740 Oh,

02:38:59.920 like what?

02:39:00.740 And actually,

02:39:01.340 what more have you...

02:39:01.940 Like what?

02:39:03.160 What kind of pre-existing medical conditions?

02:39:05.320 Like,

02:39:05.780 well,

02:39:06.160 we're just opening the door to all kinds of fun stuff now.

02:39:08.220 Schizophrenia?

02:39:09.180 Learned about those changes when it comes to medical conditions.

02:39:12.300 Well,

02:39:12.580 Ian,

02:39:12.900 Brigadier General Brody says decisions will be made on a case-by-case basis,

02:39:17.020 and applicants will still need to meet the physical demands of the job.

02:39:21.520 Which have been dropping for years.

02:39:23.420 People have complained in the past about being screened out for taking medication for ADHD or anxiety.

02:39:29.400 Yes!

02:39:31.820 Yes!

02:39:32.940 Oh, 1.00

02:39:33.440 you have an anxiety disorder and you want to join the fucking military. 1.00

02:39:36.920 Do you know you have a five times more likely chance to develop a real one? 1.00

02:39:41.540 I don't mean the fake one you think you have.

02:39:43.580 See,

02:39:43.720 these people are like,

02:39:44.360 oh,

02:39:44.640 I have like so much anxiety,

02:39:46.580 and I think I'm going to join the military.

02:39:47.840 No,

02:39:48.080 you don't have anxiety. 1.00

02:39:49.120 You're just a dumb bitch. 1.00

02:39:50.500 Okay? 1.00

02:39:51.000 You want an actual anxiety disorder,

02:39:52.640 and you want to join the military.

02:39:53.720 And you're telling them you already have one.

02:39:56.160 Oh, 1.00

02:39:56.540 so you're going to be a nutcase that's going to spaz out and blow yourself up or shoot everybody and go crazy. 1.00

02:40:00.860 Kill yourself. 1.00

02:40:01.420 Because you think this is funny? 1.00

02:40:02.640 You think it's a joke?

02:40:04.160 Oh,

02:40:04.400 I have an anxiety disorder.

02:40:05.520 I think I'm going to join the army.

02:40:06.680 Oh,

02:40:07.040 really?

02:40:07.480 Because people that have those problems know that that's not a frivolous thing.

02:40:10.160 You just, 0.99

02:40:10.280 no one that has an anxiety disorder is trying to join the fucking military. 1.00

02:40:14.360 It's ridiculous. 1.00

02:40:14.960 I have so much anxiety right now.

02:40:17.620 No,

02:40:17.740 it's just called being alive.

02:40:19.100 That's just,

02:40:19.460 no,

02:40:19.640 no,

02:40:19.760 no,

02:40:19.900 it's just being alive.

02:40:20.420 I know what anxiety disorder is like.

02:40:21.960 That's,

02:40:22.220 you're just alive.

02:40:22.940 You're just stressed out.

02:40:24.140 It's normal.

02:40:25.740 Oh,

02:40:26.060 I need,

02:40:26.420 I need pills,

02:40:27.180 and everyone has to help me.

02:40:28.220 Nope,

02:40:28.560 grow up.

02:40:29.460 Nope.

02:40:30.280 More of that.

02:40:31.600 We coddled everybody,

02:40:32.680 and now everybody's a victim.

02:40:33.820 Nobody can do anything.

02:40:35.000 Everything's falling apart.

02:40:35.980 Turn it around. 1.00

02:40:36.700 Shut up. 1.00

02:40:37.180 Get up. 1.00

02:40:38.020 Get the fuck up. 0.97

02:40:39.280 Time to get up. 0.99

02:40:40.260 Stop it.

02:40:40.960 Stop it.

02:40:41.840 Put it away.

02:40:42.780 Put the pills.

02:40:43.480 Stop it. 0.99

02:40:44.000 Get the fuck up. 1.00

02:40:45.640 You want to die? 1.00

02:40:46.720 Get up. 0.99

02:40:48.400 All right. 1.00

02:40:49.240 Die there then. 1.00

02:40:50.580 We're not stopping for you.

02:40:54.160 One applicant even said he wasn't eligible because of a peanut allergy.

02:40:58.640 The defense.

02:40:59.820 Bro.

02:41:01.060 You want the military?

02:41:03.000 And she's like,

02:41:03.640 oh my God. 1.00

02:41:04.440 Bitch, 1.00

02:41:04.940 you don't know what you're talking about. 1.00

02:41:06.120 We have to serve like maybe tens of thousands, 0.99

02:41:09.160 50,000 men at a fucking, 0.99

02:41:10.920 at a base somewhere. 1.00

02:41:12.880 Oh,

02:41:13.200 actually,

02:41:13.540 I have a peanut allergy.

02:41:14.420 Oh,

02:41:14.780 sorry. 0.97

02:41:15.420 We'll just rebuild the whole fucking finely tuned menu items, 0.95

02:41:19.200 sourced all these products, 0.97

02:41:20.220 and these food to keep the logistical train going at maximum efficiency. 1.00

02:41:23.220 So we don't lose the war because you have a fucking peanut allergy. 1.00

02:41:30.500 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

02:41:32.820 Get up. 1.00

02:41:33.940 Stop it.

02:41:34.680 The defense minister said that these new trials are good first step,

02:41:38.820 but that more needs to be done to get those recruitment numbers up.

02:41:41.980 Ian?

02:41:42.260 Ashley Burke reporting from Ottawa.

02:41:44.320 I could get them up,

02:41:46.100 but I'm,

02:41:46.680 I'm,

02:41:47.440 boo, 0.75

02:41:48.220 don't listen to me.

02:41:51.240 Tell us how. 1.00

02:41:52.220 Fuck you. 1.00

02:41:52.680 Pay me to do it. 1.00

02:41:54.780 Nope.

02:41:55.700 No more,

02:41:56.160 no more solutions.

02:41:57.620 Only threats.

02:42:00.640 Oh my God,

02:42:01.720 are we in bad shape. 1.00

02:42:02.460 Peanut allergies and ADHD and fucking schizophrenia. 1.00

02:42:05.720 And I don't have, 0.99

02:42:06.440 just because I don't have two of my toes.

02:42:08.440 No,

02:42:08.740 that's a pretty big problem.

02:42:09.740 Actually.

02:42:11.460 I'm blind.

02:42:12.320 Can I be a pilot?

02:42:13.300 No.

02:42:13.920 And that's not fair. 1.00

02:42:15.780 Fuck. 1.00

02:42:16.260 This place is out of control, 1.00

02:42:19.860 man.

02:42:21.140 All right.

02:42:21.900 I'm glad we went there.

02:42:23.540 Good old military's doing great.

02:42:25.860 Isn't it good,

02:42:26.740 boys?

02:42:27.200 Hey,

02:42:28.080 hey boys,

02:42:29.040 you see?

02:42:30.540 I,

02:42:30.840 you know,

02:42:31.160 they like it,

02:42:31.760 right?

02:42:32.240 See,

02:42:32.500 those are my guys.

02:42:33.140 They're all dead,

02:42:34.300 right?

02:42:35.320 And I know they love it because they were,

02:42:37.900 you know,

02:42:38.460 they're just pumped about all this.

02:42:39.920 They're glad that this is what it's become.

02:42:42.300 That they,

02:42:43.000 that they're dead so that we could do this,

02:42:44.760 right?

02:42:45.000 Isn't that great? 0.99

02:42:46.340 Isn't that fucking great? 0.99

02:42:48.060 That's great. 0.99

02:42:49.480 I feel great.

02:42:52.980 Let's go to jail forever for talking on the internet.

02:42:56.180 I feel great.

02:42:56.900 Canada's great.

02:42:58.100 Isn't that great?

02:42:59.260 That's great.

02:43:00.920 Great.

02:43:02.400 I'm Tony the tiger.

02:43:03.500 I'm so happy about it.

02:43:05.400 I love it here.

02:43:06.340 The real Bret Hart says avocado oil,

02:43:08.280 egg,

02:43:08.560 lemon juice,

02:43:09.140 wine,

02:43:09.600 white wine,

02:43:10.120 vinegar,

02:43:10.540 Dijon mustard,

02:43:11.280 six ingredients.

02:43:12.480 No,

02:43:13.000 he's trying to make excuses for mayonnaise.

02:43:15.000 What is the real excuse?

02:43:15.920 Dude,

02:43:16.140 you don't know that.

02:43:20.900 What's in Dijon mustard?

02:43:25.180 Hmm.

02:43:26.660 What's in it?

02:43:27.460 Did you make it?

02:43:28.420 Did you make the Dijon mustard?

02:43:31.080 You didn't. 0.97

02:43:32.860 There's a CEO jerking off into that, 0.99

02:43:34.400 but you don't know that. 0.98

02:43:36.340 There is,

02:43:36.780 think about this.

02:43:37.540 There is a,

02:43:38.180 just because of time and statistics and how many people are in these jobs and how many chances and

02:43:42.540 possibilities and how many times people make these jokes and references.

02:43:45.640 There is a 100% chance that every one of those products at somewhere at some time at somebody

02:43:50.300 in a factory jerked off into it. 0.74

02:43:52.080 It definitely happened in every single one of them. 0.95

02:43:54.400 Maybe you ate it.

02:43:57.600 There.

02:43:58.580 Who's funny now?

02:43:59.800 You like that?

02:44:00.340 Bret Hart?

02:44:01.720 Sharpshooter that, 1.00

02:44:02.500 bitch. 1.00

02:44:03.180 You fucking, 1.00

02:44:05.040 might as well suck the dude off with your Dijon mustard. 1.00

02:44:07.680 I can't do it. 1.00

02:44:16.820 I gotta stop.

02:44:18.240 I like mustard.

02:44:19.040 I can't do this to mustard too.

02:44:20.460 I actually like mustard.

02:44:21.540 I can't be going to this.

02:44:22.260 This is a dark place.

02:44:23.060 We're going to move on.

02:44:24.580 Bret Hart. 1.00

02:44:25.860 Fucking, 1.00

02:44:26.320 you only had the sharpshooter too. 1.00

02:44:27.640 Like you couldn't do,

02:44:29.440 I don't know.

02:44:30.500 All the greats have two,

02:44:32.040 right?

02:44:33.020 You got to have two good ones.

02:44:35.380 The tombstone and the chokeslam. 0.99

02:44:36.860 You know what I mean?

02:44:38.080 They've got multiple weapons.

02:44:39.200 They could get you with anything.

02:44:39.940 And he's just like,

02:44:40.340 I'm just going to bend your legs in half. 1.00

02:44:41.720 And you're like,

02:44:42.040 anyway,

02:44:44.260 I loved Bret Hart,

02:44:46.860 but I was always like,

02:44:47.660 really? 0.98

02:44:48.080 That seems like just a dumb finisher move. 0.99

02:44:50.340 Your legs are, 0.99

02:44:51.220 your knees are like that now.

02:44:52.580 You're finished.

02:44:53.460 Like,

02:44:55.080 we remember,

02:44:56.280 you remember when we were kids

02:44:57.220 and we're doing these wrestling moves to each other

02:44:58.960 and we're like,

02:44:59.380 this is,

02:45:00.520 like we're seeing these grown,

02:45:01.960 huge,

02:45:02.460 powerful men on TV

02:45:03.540 being like brought to tears and pain.

02:45:05.320 Like,

02:45:05.580 oh God,

02:45:06.260 oh my God.

02:45:06.900 it's the worst thing in the world.

02:45:08.760 And then I get it.

02:45:09.340 And we're watching and shooting.

02:45:12.700 Oh,

02:45:13.260 what's a good,

02:45:13.980 I need a good,

02:45:14.660 what's a good one?

02:45:24.020 Hype montage music?

02:45:29.740 No.

02:45:32.880 No,

02:45:33.240 that's not it.

02:45:36.040 That's terrible.

02:45:36.800 That's some kind of zoom or stuff.

02:45:37.940 I don't,

02:45:38.200 you know what I mean?

02:45:39.420 We were watching,

02:45:40.660 watching them and like pausing it

02:45:42.420 and being like,

02:45:42.800 how does he,

02:45:43.540 his arm is under,

02:45:44.680 oh,

02:45:44.980 okay.

02:45:45.420 So like,

02:45:45.900 and we're like doing this to each other

02:45:47.780 and we're like,

02:45:48.900 does that hurt?

02:45:49.520 Like,

02:45:49.740 no,

02:45:50.100 I don't,

02:45:50.480 I don't know.

02:45:51.020 I don't know.

02:45:51.420 Maybe we must be doing it wrong.

02:45:55.180 The people's elbow,

02:45:56.520 like they think that,

02:45:57.280 I mean,

02:45:57.780 I mean,

02:45:58.080 he's a big guy.

02:45:59.060 I mean,

02:45:59.180 maybe he's really,

02:46:00.040 you know,

02:46:00.420 and then the stunner is like,

02:46:03.740 you're just kind of bending over.

02:46:05.020 I mean,

02:46:05.200 you don't really,

02:46:06.400 is your head,

02:46:07.140 is it an elbow?

02:46:07.820 He doesn't seem to slow motion.

02:46:10.460 His head touches nothing.

02:46:11.440 He just flies out of the ring.

02:46:12.540 You're like,

02:46:13.380 we all just pretended like,

02:46:18.140 yeah,

02:46:18.400 we know,

02:46:19.000 but come on.

02:46:21.560 It's fun.

02:46:22.260 It's fun.

02:46:23.940 And then,

02:46:24.480 and then they're like, 1.00

02:46:25.080 oh shit, 1.00

02:46:25.540 the young guys are figuring out 1.00

02:46:26.600 we got to take this up a notch. 0.59

02:46:27.540 They start slashing their faces 0.90

02:46:28.680 and hitting each other with steel chairs.

02:46:29.960 That was real.

02:46:31.020 And you're like,

02:46:31.280 oh,

02:46:31.860 yeah,

02:46:32.480 that hurts.

02:46:33.060 It's blood.

02:46:33.580 He's bleeding everywhere.

02:46:36.460 All right.

02:46:37.080 All right.

02:46:37.400 I'm back in.

02:46:38.060 All right.

02:46:38.420 I'm back in.

02:46:40.580 We were too feisty.

02:46:42.340 We wanted blood.

02:46:43.800 Our father's generations were okay

02:46:45.340 with like the mandible, 1.00

02:46:46.880 the fucking chicken wing. 1.00

02:46:48.220 Oh no, 1.00

02:46:48.800 the chicken, 1.00

02:46:49.280 fucking chicken wing. 1.00

02:46:50.540 Cut his face with barbed wire. 1.00

02:46:53.220 Jeez. 0.98

02:46:53.680 Have you seen the kids lately?

02:46:59.960 Oh my God.

02:47:02.060 We were ruthless,

02:47:02.800 dude.

02:47:03.080 Somebody said that was,

02:47:04.120 that made them laugh.

02:47:04.800 And I,

02:47:05.080 I really like,

02:47:05.760 I like,

02:47:06.280 I don't write any of these.

02:47:07.600 I just like to riff and do whatever.

02:47:09.280 So if I think it's funny,

02:47:10.520 I genuinely think it's funny.

02:47:11.620 And that's why I think makes it fun.

02:47:13.100 I don't like to rehearse.

02:47:14.220 If I don't,

02:47:15.260 I'm not into it at the time.

02:47:16.520 I just,

02:47:16.960 I don't think it's funny,

02:47:17.780 but I said that thought that,

02:47:20.760 you know,

02:47:21.460 Vince McMahon may have saved,

02:47:23.040 he may have saved the universe.

02:47:25.040 I mean,

02:47:25.700 like love him or hate him.

02:47:26.760 Uh,

02:47:26.980 he,

02:47:27.280 he exposed a whole generation. 0.98

02:47:28.940 Cause one thing almost all of us have in common is we fucking loved wrestling. 0.98

02:47:33.480 And it was just the over the top toxic. 0.96

02:47:36.000 This of it all.

02:47:37.200 Ready.

02:47:39.880 Hey,

02:47:40.400 thank you.

02:47:41.300 Like we were like 12.

02:47:43.720 We're 12 years old.

02:47:46.020 And there's like,

02:47:47.960 you think basically prostitutes fighting in their underwear. 1.00

02:47:52.600 And we're like hormones just fucking going full blast in our brains. 1.00

02:47:57.120 Right. 0.98

02:47:57.300 As we're coming online at like 13, 0.94

02:47:58.940 we're just already fucking dialed in. 0.95

02:48:03.560 What's this? 0.97

02:48:04.920 This is fun. 0.99

02:48:06.660 There's fucking explosions. 0.99

02:48:08.260 Like, 1.00

02:48:08.680 okay.

02:48:09.300 All right.

02:48:11.300 This is huge. 0.99

02:48:12.320 Fucking menacing dudes. 1.00

02:48:13.660 Like killing each other. 1.00

02:48:14.980 Heads are getting split open.

02:48:16.560 Cars are blowing up.

02:48:18.320 We're all like,

02:48:19.520 this is basically war.

02:48:20.980 I like war. 0.95

02:48:23.600 Yeah.

02:48:24.960 Yeah.

02:48:26.680 He's got a right shot.

02:48:29.100 Thank you.

02:48:29.660 And now we're all angry at you.

02:48:31.060 So,

02:48:31.360 you know,

02:48:31.600 good job. 0.69

02:48:32.520 You've created a monster.

02:48:34.280 You can't stop us.

02:48:35.480 We've seen it all.

02:48:36.740 You can't grow up with Triple H and then just take it lying down like he does in real life.

02:48:41.060 You have to live the fantasy version into reality.

02:48:45.760 Like it or not,

02:48:46.600 you made us.

02:48:49.000 No,

02:48:49.180 we're not going away.

02:48:52.020 Man on the mountain says,

02:48:52.820 I'd like to try out for the Diagon Police Force.

02:48:54.580 I'll consider it.

02:48:56.300 We'll consider it.

02:48:57.200 Alberta started their own police force.

02:48:58.760 We can start ours.

02:49:00.360 You don't have authority by who?

02:49:01.880 By the goat god.

02:49:03.800 You took,

02:49:04.260 listen,

02:49:04.600 you spent all the money.

02:49:05.360 You know his authority.

02:49:06.640 You would,

02:49:06.880 would you have spent tens of millions of dollars in investigating him if you didn't believe he had some kind of,

02:49:11.880 listen,

02:49:12.380 if he wants to start a police force,

02:49:13.620 you're just going to have to go with it.

02:49:15.460 All right.

02:49:17.500 Man on the mountain's the first sheriff of the Western territories or something.

02:49:23.340 Well,

02:49:23.540 why not?

02:49:25.760 We're not allowed to do it.

02:49:26.740 We can't really do anything,

02:49:27.860 but we can have one that just doesn't do anything.

02:49:30.980 For now.

02:49:34.760 They're building an army.

02:49:37.840 Oh,

02:49:38.380 they're so,

02:49:39.320 it's crazy.

02:49:40.020 The lengths they're going to,

02:49:40.840 to try and shut me up and the rest of us,

02:49:42.400 it's like,

02:49:42.740 they're so scared.

02:49:43.620 Like,

02:49:44.100 really?

02:49:46.180 We must be like 20 feet tall to them.

02:49:49.200 To be,

02:49:49.580 to imagine being on that side, 0.99

02:49:50.700 throwing all this shit at us and it just, 0.99

02:49:52.220 nothing works. 1.00

02:49:53.680 From all the advantages they have.

02:49:55.220 Like,

02:49:55.380 that's gotta be,

02:49:56.040 that's gotta be worrying,

02:49:57.140 right?

02:49:58.140 We're at years of this.

02:49:59.180 Years and years and years.

02:50:00.860 No dents.

02:50:02.420 Nope.

02:50:02.680 Not really. 1.00

02:50:04.220 We're like the fucking Borg. 1.00

02:50:06.020 You know? 1.00

02:50:06.800 Might get hurt for a second.

02:50:08.200 Oh,

02:50:08.480 they've adapted.

02:50:09.460 Like,

02:50:09.640 we're coming for you.

02:50:15.600 Octostein,

02:50:16.100 who I still don't know.

02:50:17.020 He says, 1.00

02:50:17.220 Sergeant Poo Binder will bloody fuck the enemy. 1.00

02:50:20.000 He might. 1.00

02:50:20.860 He could be useful,

02:50:21.640 but he could also be one of these,

02:50:22.980 you know,

02:50:23.220 76 IQ guys that's,

02:50:24.880 you know,

02:50:25.320 not useful.

02:50:26.380 So it's hard to say.

02:50:27.760 How's Sandra doing?

02:50:28.860 Good.

02:50:30.480 Still online.

02:50:31.420 Glad to see it.

02:50:32.040 She's a spunky old gal 1.00

02:50:35.940 and her flowers.

02:50:38.020 She's got a friend

02:50:38.660 who has a skateboard shop.

02:50:39.840 It's the whole

02:50:40.400 rig of a roll.

02:50:46.020 Nazerite says,

02:50:46.780 you really fooled them,

02:50:47.680 making them think

02:50:48.240 Philip was just a toy.

02:50:49.680 They will rue the day.

02:50:50.880 They will rue.

02:50:54.340 Save it.

02:50:54.920 Come a day.

02:50:55.580 First they laughed.

02:51:10.540 Then they chased our beloved goat figurine across the nation.

02:51:15.620 There's only so much we can take.

02:51:27.980 Let them steal your cars.

02:51:30.740 Let them steal your cars. 1.00

02:51:32.540 Let them shoot your kids. 1.00

02:51:36.060 We're all just going to take it forever. 1.00

02:51:39.280 Nothing's ever going to fucking happen. 0.53

02:51:42.120 And it will never be justified. 0.97

02:51:43.560 It's always just hate.

02:51:49.580 I hope that mostly got drowned out.

02:51:52.440 It was deliberately loud.

02:51:56.320 I don't know.

02:51:57.100 They're going to use sound editing technology.

02:51:58.760 Be like,

02:51:58.980 no,

02:51:59.240 Fed post dead. 0.99

02:52:00.000 Go to jail forever.

02:52:02.660 Soaker City says,

02:52:03.500 have you ever considered doing standup 1.00

02:52:04.940 once they stop fucking with your life? 0.99

02:52:06.380 I kind of, 1.00

02:52:07.000 I'm doing it sitting down,

02:52:08.460 but we are going on tour.

02:52:10.020 So I guess it's kind of the same thing,

02:52:11.660 isn't it?

02:52:12.280 I mean,

02:52:12.500 I'm not going to sit

02:52:13.120 in a chair.

02:52:14.060 I assume I'll have to stand,

02:52:15.860 you know,

02:52:16.760 be weird.

02:52:17.540 Sitting down,

02:52:18.280 looking at a whole bunch of people

02:52:19.320 for hours,

02:52:19.880 like an old man, 0.90

02:52:20.960 have like a fire set up.

02:52:22.560 We'll get a pipe.

02:52:23.860 So now I was trying to survive

02:52:26.760 laying in the woods,

02:52:27.840 you know,

02:52:28.960 tell us more,

02:52:29.680 grandpa.

02:52:30.760 He's 38 years old.

02:52:33.340 Yeah,

02:52:33.740 but he's really cranky.

02:52:35.360 Like he's cranky,

02:52:36.060 like an 80 year old man.

02:52:37.040 So we can,

02:52:38.660 uh,

02:52:40.480 no.

02:52:40.820 Yeah.

02:52:41.180 I,

02:52:41.380 that's what I was going to do years ago.

02:52:42.600 I was going to try to,

02:52:43.380 and then,

02:52:43.680 uh,

02:52:44.240 you know,

02:52:44.720 the government attacked me instead.

02:52:47.300 I was,

02:52:47.900 you know,

02:52:48.160 making,

02:52:48.580 having a fun time on the internet with my friends 0.65

02:52:50.300 and making silly videos.

02:52:51.200 There's a bunch of old videos.

02:52:52.220 I was like,

02:52:52.820 I was Christian,

02:52:53.920 uh,

02:52:54.440 Taliban. 0.99

02:52:55.280 I was cutting the head off a Barbie 1.00

02:52:56.640 because she'd fucking 1.00

02:52:57.440 disobeyed the Bible. 1.00

02:52:59.800 I fucking, 1.00

02:53:00.420 all kinds of shit like that. 1.00

02:53:02.880 And they were like, 1.00

02:53:03.780 terrorist, 0.97

02:53:04.540 awful, 1.00

02:53:05.220 ruin his life. 1.00

02:53:06.020 Fucking, 1.00

02:53:06.320 I was like, 1.00

02:53:06.660 oh shit. 1.00

02:53:07.400 Oh yeah, 1.00

02:53:07.860 really?

02:53:08.660 Okay.

02:53:09.020 Well,

02:53:09.280 I'm interested in politics now. 0.99

02:53:11.580 So now I'm fucking doing this. 0.98

02:53:13.560 We started. 0.98

02:53:14.340 I just,

02:53:14.760 you know,

02:53:15.040 I just wanted to

02:53:15.780 have a funny time.

02:53:17.500 And they're like,

02:53:18.120 no,

02:53:18.400 it's not allowed.

02:53:19.040 It's racist.

02:53:19.760 Oh,

02:53:20.160 is it?

02:53:20.500 Okay.

02:53:21.260 Yeah.

02:53:22.120 Well,

02:53:22.420 they,

02:53:22.560 they holstered all this stuff

02:53:23.780 and it wasn't until I protested

02:53:24.980 the Omar Cotter thing, 0.99

02:53:25.860 they fucking were like, 1.00

02:53:26.480 drop the bomb, 1.00

02:53:27.460 drop the bomb on him. 1.00

02:53:28.480 You know why? 0.99

02:53:29.420 Uh,

02:53:29.660 because,

02:53:30.760 and they know it's true.

02:53:32.060 I had thousands of messages

02:53:33.500 in a day,

02:53:34.680 in 24 hours.

02:53:35.400 I went to bed.

02:53:35.980 I went home from that event.

02:53:37.300 I live streamed it.

02:53:38.140 I had no idea.

02:53:38.900 I went home,

02:53:39.220 went to bed,

02:53:39.580 had a couple of beers,

02:53:40.260 passed out.

02:53:40.760 Derek calls me in the morning.

02:53:41.660 It's like,

02:53:42.080 um,

02:53:42.920 there's like 7 million views on that

02:53:45.000 and there's people trying to talk to you.

02:53:46.720 I'm like,

02:53:46.940 what?

02:53:47.460 I had thousands of messages

02:53:48.640 from soldiers and military personnel,

02:53:50.240 wives,

02:53:50.780 family members from all over the country

02:53:52.080 and all of them said the same thing. 1.00

02:53:53.420 Thank you for fucking saying that. 0.99

02:53:56.500 That's, 1.00

02:53:56.940 that's was,

02:53:57.440 that's what actually,

02:53:58.340 you know how much hate mail I got?

02:53:59.460 None.

02:53:59.960 I didn't get a single message from anyone.

02:54:01.700 No one in the news wanted to talk to me anywhere.

02:54:03.740 The only person that did was Gavin McGinnis

02:54:05.320 in the whole world.

02:54:07.260 This video was like,

02:54:08.000 and this is Canada.

02:54:08.940 So like a third of the country saw this.

02:54:11.180 Six million,

02:54:11.860 seven million.

02:54:12.300 The Americans weren't watching this.

02:54:13.400 The Canadians did. 0.73

02:54:17.160 Huh.

02:54:18.480 Interesting.

02:54:19.680 You know,

02:54:19.820 it's like,

02:54:20.140 Oh,

02:54:20.340 shut, 0.99

02:54:20.920 shut and make him go away. 1.00

02:54:22.280 Let's fucking start the campaign. 1.00

02:54:23.960 You know, 0.99

02:54:24.880 I wasn't my intention.

02:54:25.900 I was just went there and I was like, 0.99

02:54:27.100 fuck this. 1.00

02:54:27.560 I'm not going to let this go by. 1.00

02:54:29.320 And I did what I,

02:54:30.320 what I said.

02:54:30.760 You just,

02:54:31.200 I got this.

02:54:32.060 I had a tiny,

02:54:32.820 I don't know where my phone is.

02:54:34.200 I've lost access to my several thousand people.

02:54:38.140 It's on the table somewhere.

02:54:40.180 You know,

02:54:40.820 I just had my little phone and

02:54:42.520 I had like 800 YouTube subscribers or something.

02:54:47.060 I had,

02:54:47.680 you know,

02:54:47.860 turned it on and was like,

02:54:48.960 well,

02:54:49.340 a few thousand people will see this.

02:54:53.520 You never know.

02:54:55.560 Cause this is wrong.

02:54:56.600 This is crazy.

02:54:58.340 Somebody has to say something and I'm tired of nobody.

02:55:00.360 That's what I said.

02:55:00.880 I'm tired of everybody.

02:55:01.580 Just not saying anything everywhere.

02:55:03.420 You look every day,

02:55:04.480 all the time,

02:55:05.840 stealing cars.

02:55:06.600 Just let them steal your cars. 1.00

02:55:08.020 Let them rape your kids. 1.00

02:55:09.080 Let them kill your kids. 1.00

02:55:09.980 Let them kill your parents. 1.00

02:55:10.920 Let them do anything. 1.00

02:55:11.800 Do whatever they want.

02:55:12.800 Never say anything.

02:55:14.240 Don't you dare say anything.

02:55:16.620 Well,

02:55:17.000 you can't say anything or cause what?

02:55:18.440 Cause why?

02:55:19.000 Cause you'll turn into me.

02:55:19.960 Cause you'll what? 1.00

02:55:20.680 They'll fuck with you. 1.00

02:55:21.560 And they'll be like, 1.00

02:55:22.340 do it.

02:55:22.620 Go,

02:55:22.900 good.

02:55:23.400 Try.

02:55:25.080 You fight back.

02:55:26.240 You don't lose.

02:55:27.200 And you're fine.

02:55:29.100 Like I'm living proof.

02:55:30.560 It can be done.

02:55:33.380 Years of this.

02:55:34.960 Oh,

02:55:35.160 but they'll,

02:55:35.580 they'll do stuff to me.

02:55:36.580 Yeah.

02:55:36.880 And you'll fight them and you'll win. 1.00

02:55:40.260 Cause you're not a pussy. 1.00

02:55:44.200 And it's really not that hard. 0.99

02:55:48.120 There's some tough days,

02:55:49.240 but you know,

02:55:49.800 it's,

02:55:50.060 it's not a,

02:55:50.720 they act like it's this.

02:55:51.900 Oh,

02:55:52.180 you can't,

02:55:52.640 you can't say anything.

02:55:53.560 You can't do it.

02:55:54.560 Why?

02:55:55.500 Oh,

02:55:55.820 is lightning going to come out of the sky?

02:55:58.040 People,

02:55:58.640 people will be upset.

02:55:59.500 Oh,

02:55:59.660 will people be upset?

02:56:00.820 People are getting killed.

02:56:02.160 Do you know,

02:56:02.480 do you understand the gravity of that?

02:56:04.420 You ever been somewhere where children have been killed?

02:56:06.440 Like I have,

02:56:07.160 have you ever been around this kind of ruin before?

02:56:10.840 And you're acting like that's what's in store for you.

02:56:13.620 If you dare say that,

02:56:15.040 no,

02:56:15.720 that's what's happening because you're not saying anything because no one is

02:56:20.060 daring to say anything.

02:56:21.040 That is what's being caused.

02:56:22.740 The silence is allowing the atrocities to continue.

02:56:25.580 The murdering to continue.

02:56:26.820 The thievery to continue.

02:56:28.040 All of it,

02:56:28.680 all of it,

02:56:29.140 all the corruption because no one's saying anything and they feel,

02:56:32.180 Oh,

02:56:32.220 if I say anything,

02:56:32.960 it'll be bad.

02:56:33.640 No,

02:56:33.840 what's happening is bad because no one will speak.

02:56:37.420 Oh,

02:56:37.840 well,

02:56:38.780 let's just,

02:56:39.420 uh,

02:56:39.700 we're going to get the,

02:56:40.600 let's go for it.

02:56:41.700 Let's go for it.

02:56:42.480 Yeah.

02:56:42.660 Go give the criminals more money and power.

02:56:45.080 That'll fix everything.

02:56:47.660 See what I saw us as rooftop Canadians instead of Koreans. 0.93

02:56:51.840 Hmm.

02:56:53.840 We don't,

02:56:54.340 I,

02:56:54.440 they'd all have to have like plaid jackets on or something.

02:56:56.660 Like we've got to make,

02:56:57.520 what do we do?

02:56:58.120 What do we stand out?

02:56:59.860 You know,

02:57:00.320 there's always got to be,

02:57:01.040 there's got to be some cultural flair to it.

02:57:02.860 So we,

02:57:03.240 you know,

02:57:04.200 have caricatures people can draw in,

02:57:05.760 in encyclopedias in the future.

02:57:08.380 Billy Bob says,

02:57:09.140 small donation.

02:57:09.720 Thanks man.

02:57:10.140 I appreciate it.

02:57:11.100 And he said,

02:57:11.620 what would be best you hosting black pill or vice versa?

02:57:14.600 All a lot.

02:57:15.340 Also,

02:57:15.620 I forgot what is the best way for him to get ahold of you?

02:57:17.500 I was just,

02:57:18.040 uh,

02:57:18.420 on Twitter,

02:57:19.320 but I was banned for life again forever.

02:57:21.600 I mean,

02:57:21.800 I'm not,

02:57:22.140 I could make another one,

02:57:23.920 but it's like,

02:57:24.260 it's just going to keep happening.

02:57:25.160 It's annoying.

02:57:25.680 I may be at some point,

02:57:26.760 but right now I don't care that much.

02:57:28.920 Um,

02:57:29.780 I don't know my,

02:57:30.720 my email,

02:57:31.440 I guess,

02:57:32.520 uh,

02:57:32.820 raging distant at proton mail.com or on telegram.

02:57:36.160 I don't know if he has been,

02:57:36.740 I did have him on telegram at one point.

02:57:38.340 I think he had my number.

02:57:39.280 I don't know.

02:57:40.420 Um,

02:57:42.140 I would rather go to,

02:57:43.300 I mean,

02:57:43.540 he's got a huge audience.

02:57:44.440 He's got a much bigger audience.

02:57:45.540 I think.

02:57:46.360 And,

02:57:46.500 uh,

02:57:46.640 everybody over here knows who he is.

02:57:48.020 Right.

02:57:48.420 So he'd be preaching to the choir.

02:57:50.020 I don't know.

02:57:51.460 I don't know.

02:57:51.700 Whatever he wants.

02:57:52.320 I'll,

02:57:52.740 I'll talk.

02:57:53.220 If he wants to talk,

02:57:54.220 we'll do a special do.

02:57:55.820 I don't normally do that.

02:57:56.860 I don't normally host other people.

02:57:58.120 I just,

02:57:58.480 uh,

02:57:58.680 if they want to talk to me and bring me,

02:58:00.100 I'll go over to their house and visit,

02:58:01.340 but I don't usually have guests,

02:58:02.740 you know,

02:58:03.480 Philip and I are very particular.

02:58:05.240 We like to keep our,

02:58:06.320 we like to keep our house a certain way.

02:58:08.000 He's allowed Morgan to stay,

02:58:09.420 thankfully,

02:58:09.880 but,

02:58:11.060 um,

02:58:11.500 you know,

02:58:12.680 it can get,

02:58:13.360 I mean,

02:58:13.700 he's,

02:58:14.000 he's very,

02:58:14.540 he's very particular.

02:58:16.020 I'll just say that.

02:58:21.060 I'm just trying,

02:58:21.660 I'm trying to keep everything under control.

02:58:23.020 It's so volatile.

02:58:23.860 You have no idea.

02:58:26.780 Trying to keep everything under control.

02:58:29.460 Yeah.

02:58:29.860 He does some,

02:58:30.240 he does some good stuff though.

02:58:31.520 They,

02:58:31.700 they tried to,

02:58:32.300 they tried to smear me because I had his book.

02:58:34.020 I bought one of his,

02:58:34.940 because he made all these great,

02:58:35.980 again,

02:58:36.320 YouTube videos about,

02:58:37.320 uh,

02:58:37.720 deconstructing the propaganda in Hollywood.

02:58:39.460 He used to work there.

02:58:40.260 He,

02:58:40.640 uh,

02:58:40.800 wrote a fictional book called Day of the Rope.

02:58:42.960 And you know what it was about?

02:58:43.620 It was about vigilantes killing powerful pedophiles. 0.97

02:58:46.300 You know? 0.98

02:58:47.280 And,

02:58:47.640 uh,

02:58:47.820 they're like,

02:58:48.140 oh,

02:58:48.580 it's,

02:58:48.940 it's the Turner Diaries.

02:58:50.160 And like,

02:58:50.640 how is it?

02:58:51.920 What?

02:58:52.240 What are you talking about?

02:58:53.300 But it looks scary.

02:58:54.260 And you know,

02:58:55.140 even when I told him,

02:58:56.100 or he,

02:58:56.420 I asked him,

02:58:57.080 uh,

02:58:57.240 like why,

02:58:57.820 what was the reason they told you they banned the book?

02:58:59.720 And he said,

02:59:00.180 they'd never really gave me one.

02:59:01.560 They just kind of was like,

02:59:02.460 we just,

02:59:03.080 you know,

02:59:06.240 like that was basically we don't like you or it.

02:59:09.700 And we know what you're,

02:59:10.480 you know, 1.00

02:59:10.860 playing at and fuck you. 1.00

02:59:12.760 That's basically what it was about. 1.00

02:59:15.020 And it's like 160 pages.

02:59:16.700 Like you can read it in an,

02:59:17.520 in an hour or two,

02:59:18.320 you know,

02:59:18.600 it's not a long,

02:59:19.540 um,

02:59:21.400 no, 1.00

02:59:22.040 stupid. 1.00

02:59:22.540 They're so stupid. 1.00

02:59:23.400 Ridiculous. 1.00

02:59:24.320 Oh, 0.99

02:59:24.860 I'm a victim.

02:59:25.640 Oh,

02:59:25.900 the horror.

02:59:26.740 Oh,

02:59:27.000 I bet.

02:59:28.020 I bet.

02:59:28.600 Scotian lady says it takes far more courage,

02:59:30.280 love,

02:59:30.460 dedication,

02:59:30.940 stewardship,

02:59:31.240 and brotherhood to say the hard,

02:59:33.280 but true thing that people badly need to hear and may,

02:59:36.240 potentially save your life.

02:59:37.200 Keep making your brother and ancestors proud.

02:59:39.180 Wish more parents cared that much.

02:59:41.420 It's sad to see what people are willing to do to their kids,

02:59:43.680 man.

02:59:44.840 Just to,

02:59:45.440 just to be,

02:59:45.980 just to keep comfortable.

02:59:47.880 I could never imagine.

02:59:49.200 I would never put,

02:59:50.120 never,

02:59:50.560 never,

02:59:50.920 ever.

02:59:51.280 No way,

02:59:51.880 man.

02:59:53.400 This is,

02:59:53.960 this is the things I would do. 1.00

02:59:57.280 I am a stubborn motherfucker, 1.00

02:59:58.800 man. 1.00

02:59:59.400 I know that.

03:00:01.920 That's been,

03:00:02.640 uh,

03:00:02.880 I'm pretty comfortable with that.

03:00:04.400 Uh,

03:00:04.640 Swiss dangle says less,

03:00:05.700 bud,

03:00:06.240 Oh,

03:00:06.640 here we go again.

03:00:07.560 Great stream tonight.

03:00:08.240 Good to see you again.

03:00:08.960 Can't wait to meet you on tour.

03:00:10.080 Funny how F Y M M is the windy.

03:00:11.520 Yes.

03:00:11.720 There's a lot of,

03:00:12.300 a lot of strange strangeness.

03:00:14.480 Uh,

03:00:14.880 put the nine 11 planes into wingdings or nine 11.

03:00:17.260 Exactly.

03:00:17.720 That's how it came about.

03:00:18.740 I think I was talking about that.

03:00:19.840 If you do the nine 11 and wingdings, 0.83

03:00:21.400 there was something spooky.

03:00:22.100 It's a plane and the two filing cabinets looks like twin towers.

03:00:24.780 Like,

03:00:24.980 Oh,

03:00:25.080 that's creepy.

03:00:25.800 And then we did F Y M M and we're like, 0.97

03:00:27.580 Oh my God,

03:00:28.280 it's divine intervention.

03:00:29.620 You know,

03:00:30.240 it was pleasing.

03:00:32.980 Also,

03:00:33.380 please play Pantera.

03:00:34.460 I don't have,

03:00:34.900 I can't do it every night.

03:00:36.440 I didn't hit it tonight.

03:00:37.400 Did I?

03:00:37.700 I was pretty busy.

03:00:38.660 I didn't take a lot of breaks.

03:00:40.920 Um,

03:00:41.840 D night says,

03:00:43.100 thanks for the show.

03:00:43.680 Happy belated,

03:00:44.300 sir.

03:00:44.520 Chat and friends salute.

03:00:45.560 Thank you,

03:00:45.840 man.

03:00:46.020 And Zion is cucked says the difference between eating mayo and living in 0.66

03:00:49.220 Canada.

03:00:50.300 Both start with Pajit coming into it.

03:00:52.260 Oh,

03:00:53.000 no.

03:00:53.280 Jay Pottle says,

03:01:04.200 thank you for all the hard work,

03:01:05.100 sir.

03:01:05.300 Oh man,

03:01:05.800 it's not,

03:01:06.140 it's not that hard,

03:01:06.860 but thanks.

03:01:07.240 I appreciate it.

03:01:08.440 It's a, 0.95

03:01:08.980 it's more shitty than anything. 0.97

03:01:10.120 So it's not hard. 0.99

03:01:11.660 It's just sucks. 0.98

03:01:12.460 You know, 0.99

03:01:12.820 like,

03:01:15.060 is it hard to like after a while?

03:01:20.140 So like in the army,

03:01:21.260 right?

03:01:21.560 It's like,

03:01:22.340 Oh yeah,

03:01:23.040 we got to do a 15 kilometer ruck march.

03:01:25.340 Like,

03:01:25.660 is it hard?

03:01:26.700 Not exactly, 0.80

03:01:28.020 but is it shitty? 0.76

03:01:29.340 Yeah. 0.99

03:01:29.840 Like it sucks.

03:01:30.940 It's not like, 0.90

03:01:32.300 it's not how you want to spend your day.

03:01:35.200 There's no,

03:01:35.960 there's no question of like,

03:01:37.020 I'm going to,

03:01:37.640 it'll be fine.

03:01:38.460 It's just,

03:01:38.980 Oh,

03:01:40.940 you know,

03:01:41.460 my back. 1.00

03:01:42.500 Fuck. 1.00

03:01:43.060 You know, 1.00

03:01:43.320 there's a lot of that bending and twisting and going,

03:01:46.620 swearing under your breath,

03:01:48.300 readjusting straps. 1.00

03:01:49.280 Like how much fucking longer are this stupid shit? 1.00

03:01:52.000 You know, 1.00

03:01:53.580 a hundred pound bag on your back. 0.99

03:01:54.900 Like I hate everything. 0.97

03:01:56.500 Well,

03:01:56.660 that's a bit much 70 though.

03:01:59.560 70,

03:02:00.100 77,

03:02:00.640 78.

03:02:01.600 That was pretty standard,

03:02:02.800 man.

03:02:03.160 70,

03:02:03.600 80 pound bag on your back,

03:02:04.740 dude. 1.00

03:02:05.340 Fucking 10 pound gun in your hand. 1.00

03:02:08.620 Plate carrier weighs fucking 25 pounds of shit. 1.00

03:02:13.180 Helmet, 1.00

03:02:13.760 night vision,

03:02:14.640 batteries,

03:02:15.260 water,

03:02:16.240 ammunition, 1.00

03:02:17.020 fuck. 1.00

03:02:18.620 Field dressings, 1.00

03:02:19.580 food,

03:02:20.000 snacks.

03:02:20.880 Oh,

03:02:22.180 you're like a walking mech warrior. 0.99

03:02:24.420 It's ridiculous. 0.98

03:02:26.300 It's what you have to feel like to survive. 0.99

03:02:28.660 So your bones don't explode.

03:02:30.780 I'm a machine.

03:02:31.840 That's why I can do this.

03:02:33.940 Your joints are like in 10 or 20 years,

03:02:36.680 we will recur the debts.

03:02:38.680 And you're like,

03:02:38.940 I don't care.

03:02:39.680 I'm 27.

03:02:40.500 And right now I'm indestructible.

03:02:42.820 Now I'm 38 and I have arthritis.

03:02:45.000 So,

03:02:45.460 you know,

03:02:46.700 the toll must be paid.

03:02:50.860 That's not Skype.

03:02:52.360 All right.

03:02:52.640 I got to get out of here soon.

03:02:53.420 I didn't touch a lot of this stuff,

03:02:54.500 but it's so bad.

03:02:55.180 I'm going to just save it for another night,

03:02:56.800 you know,

03:02:57.240 because it's not going anywhere.

03:03:00.220 War stuff.

03:03:01.020 Is there anything lastly I haven't touched on that?

03:03:06.260 I mean,

03:03:06.600 it's the migration stuff.

03:03:07.640 That's always fun.

03:03:08.340 So again,

03:03:14.160 folks,

03:03:15.200 listen,

03:03:15.640 folks.

03:03:19.160 It's out there.

03:03:20.520 America.

03:03:21.880 I'm going to do a strategy.

03:03:23.300 Homer Simpson.

03:03:24.120 I'm going to hide under some coats.

03:03:26.180 I'm going to hide under some coats.

03:03:27.460 Hope everything works out.

03:03:29.220 The border.

03:03:31.720 I fell down.

03:03:32.740 I rode a bicycle.

03:03:33.580 I fell down.

03:03:34.280 Not a joke.

03:03:37.340 Not a joke.

03:03:38.500 Folks.

03:03:40.740 Biden says he's counting on the border action happening by itself.

03:03:44.160 That's great.

03:03:46.380 President,

03:03:46.940 what is an border executive action coming?

03:03:50.680 An executive action on the border.

03:03:52.640 Counting on the border action happened by itself.

03:03:55.220 That's fascinating.

03:03:56.280 But Congress can't come to an agreement.

03:03:58.460 Well,

03:03:58.700 they haven't yet.

03:04:00.000 They haven't yet.

03:04:01.800 I'm going on vacation.

03:04:03.120 I'm an old man.

03:04:04.500 I don't,

03:04:04.980 don't ask me.

03:04:05.660 Other people are doing,

03:04:06.560 doing things.

03:04:07.360 Don't look at me.

03:04:08.880 It'll happen by itself somehow.

03:04:10.860 I'm the president.

03:04:12.340 What are you going to do?

03:04:13.600 Executive action on the border.

03:04:14.820 Why are you,

03:04:15.200 when are you going to deal with that?

03:04:17.740 Jeez.

03:04:19.040 Brutal,

03:04:19.500 man.

03:04:21.120 Oh.

03:04:24.200 It's not just Canada too.

03:04:27.520 The French stars and wealthy,

03:04:28.960 wealthy neighborhoods in France.

03:04:30.340 See,

03:04:30.500 like this affects all you guys.

03:04:32.420 Hey,

03:04:32.700 you rich guys out there.

03:04:33.780 Like,

03:04:34.180 you think you can hide from this?

03:04:37.480 Listen,

03:04:37.960 at the end of the day,

03:04:39.260 we're all the same to them.

03:04:45.160 You understand?

03:04:46.080 You're whitey. 1.00

03:04:48.040 You're nothing. 1.00

03:04:49.580 You're the oppressor. 0.94

03:04:50.720 You're the colonizer. 0.59

03:04:51.760 You're the,

03:04:52.040 you're the supremacy.

03:04:53.120 You're the patriarchy.

03:04:54.280 You're all of this.

03:04:55.220 And at the end of the day,

03:04:57.580 money is not going to save you,

03:04:59.460 your job,

03:05:00.320 none of that.

03:05:02.240 And the minute,

03:05:03.060 if you think I'm wrong,

03:05:05.880 you can take the blue pill

03:05:10.220 and you can just ignore me

03:05:11.900 and hope everything works out

03:05:13.540 and all this just goes away on its own.

03:05:16.440 Or you can take the red pill

03:05:17.860 and you can see if I'm lying.

03:05:22.120 Do it.

03:05:23.540 Go,

03:05:23.960 uh,

03:05:24.480 go speak out.

03:05:25.780 See what happens.

03:05:27.580 Oh,

03:05:27.980 not me.

03:05:28.480 I'm,

03:05:28.820 I'm,

03:05:29.220 uh,

03:05:29.500 oh,

03:05:30.400 oh,

03:05:30.620 are you somebody?

03:05:31.840 Oh,

03:05:32.180 you think so,

03:05:32.800 huh?

03:05:34.180 Really?

03:05:37.640 We'll see.

03:05:41.280 Cause it's going to be everybody.

03:05:43.040 The French are finding out now. 0.92

03:05:44.140 It's happening all over the,

03:05:44.940 America,

03:05:45.800 suburb,

03:05:46.100 wealthy suburbs in Baltimore

03:05:47.100 are being robbed and carjacked

03:05:48.300 and,

03:05:48.620 you know,

03:05:48.780 but like millionaires,

03:05:50.120 right?

03:05:51.400 Because at the end of the day,

03:05:52.540 uh,

03:05:53.080 that's another,

03:05:53.700 that's another wedge issue.

03:05:54.880 Another thing they've used to,

03:05:55.960 you know,

03:05:56.200 divide us against each other

03:05:57.160 and make us resent each other

03:05:58.100 and hate each other.

03:05:58.640 It's like,

03:05:58.760 oh, 1.00

03:05:58.980 rich fucking people. 1.00

03:06:00.440 Dude, 1.00

03:06:00.960 what I,

03:06:01.220 when I talk about like the rich,

03:06:02.420 the billionaire,

03:06:02.920 I'm,

03:06:03.400 you know who I mean?

03:06:04.880 The string pulling monopolized gangsters

03:06:07.780 who have just carved up the world

03:06:09.160 like it's their little play thing.

03:06:10.180 I don't mean somebody

03:06:10.940 who has a successful pizza chain

03:06:12.520 in the city

03:06:13.760 and has a couple houses.

03:06:14.940 Like,

03:06:15.260 no,

03:06:15.480 good for you,

03:06:16.100 man. 1.00

03:06:16.300 That's fucking hard work. 0.99

03:06:17.680 I wish I had done that. 0.99

03:06:20.640 Oh,

03:06:20.980 you own some,

03:06:21.620 good.

03:06:22.440 I employed,

03:06:23.200 you know,

03:06:23.380 you employ 25 people.

03:06:24.540 You make,

03:06:24.980 you know,

03:06:25.520 500 grand.

03:06:26.180 That's amazing.

03:06:29.660 Are you,

03:06:30.380 uh,

03:06:30.620 you know,

03:06:31.660 shifting foreign policy

03:06:32.960 to destroy the country?

03:06:34.240 No,

03:06:34.700 probably not.

03:06:35.460 Right?

03:06:35.880 You know,

03:06:36.480 probably not.

03:06:37.460 You're probably not hosting summits

03:06:39.180 in the Swiss Alps

03:06:40.180 with,

03:06:40.940 you know,

03:06:41.240 tech moguls

03:06:41.880 about how you can destroy

03:06:43.040 a certain class of people.

03:06:44.320 I'm assuming that,

03:06:45.360 that's not you,

03:06:46.120 is it?

03:06:46.440 Right?

03:06:46.620 It's just us,

03:06:53.240 right?

03:06:53.540 And,

03:06:53.780 uh,

03:06:53.920 nobody's coming to save us

03:06:54.980 and,

03:06:55.320 and this whole system

03:06:56.080 is,

03:06:56.340 is against us now.

03:06:58.740 They're leaving you for dead. 0.98

03:07:03.420 Just let them rob you,

03:07:04.920 right?

03:07:06.680 And it's not getting better

03:07:07.820 anytime soon.

03:07:08.680 Like,

03:07:08.920 look at this.

03:07:09.360 Canada just set

03:07:11.100 another new record

03:07:12.360 and now we've made it

03:07:13.760 onto a new list

03:07:14.740 and you'll notice

03:07:15.580 that one of these things

03:07:16.540 is not like the other.

03:07:17.620 Canada is now

03:07:18.200 the only advanced economy

03:07:19.540 on the list

03:07:20.860 of fastest growing countries

03:07:22.220 in the world

03:07:22.840 just behind Syria.

03:07:23.860 I've said this so many times

03:07:25.080 and I'm just,

03:07:25.720 again,

03:07:26.580 it's not,

03:07:27.100 uh,

03:07:27.540 not to be,

03:07:28.140 look how smart I am looking.

03:07:29.380 I'm just,

03:07:29.900 I want people to understand this.

03:07:31.280 We have the fastest changing

03:07:32.880 demographics,

03:07:34.440 meaning the people

03:07:35.060 that live here

03:07:35.560 are changing into

03:07:36.240 a completely different

03:07:37.120 kind of people

03:07:37.780 from a totally different place.

03:07:38.980 Like,

03:07:39.340 totally.

03:07:40.000 I don't,

03:07:40.260 we're not adding

03:07:40.800 a couple of people.

03:07:41.820 We're taking Canada 0.88

03:07:42.820 and we're replacing it

03:07:44.060 with India.

03:07:44.680 That's what's happening.

03:07:46.100 It's not your imagination.

03:07:47.380 That is literally

03:07:47.980 what's happening.

03:07:48.860 It's probably illegal

03:07:49.660 to say that too.

03:07:50.480 It's definitely going to be

03:07:51.180 when they get this bill

03:07:51.780 put through.

03:07:52.220 with the fastest changing

03:07:54.240 demographics

03:07:54.720 in the history

03:07:55.680 of the world

03:07:58.220 outside of a war

03:07:59.920 with,

03:08:01.240 uh,

03:08:01.560 a conquering,

03:08:02.340 you know,

03:08:02.620 Alexander the Great

03:08:03.640 came to town 0.98

03:08:04.580 and killed all the men 1.00

03:08:05.780 and took all the women. 1.00

03:08:06.900 Like,

03:08:07.080 outside of that,

03:08:08.060 there's never been a people

03:08:09.220 swapped out

03:08:10.340 and replaced

03:08:11.180 as fast as this

03:08:12.380 ever.

03:08:13.860 I mean,

03:08:14.260 the Palestinians

03:08:14.740 are getting pretty replaced

03:08:15.620 right now,

03:08:16.420 but.

03:08:19.240 It's a weapon.

03:08:20.960 It's overwhelming

03:08:21.880 our infrastructure.

03:08:22.940 It's overwhelming

03:08:23.600 our healthcare.

03:08:24.480 It's overwhelming

03:08:25.340 our law enforcement.

03:08:26.320 We can't even keep

03:08:27.420 people safe anymore

03:08:28.560 because we must

03:08:31.600 kneel

03:08:32.740 to the woke.

03:08:36.540 We must.

03:08:37.360 We can't.

03:08:38.280 That would be racist. 1.00

03:08:40.320 We must let people die. 1.00

03:08:42.300 We must let society crumble 0.99

03:08:43.900 lest we hurt some feelings.

03:08:46.720 Those people need to be 0.99

03:08:47.860 shut up and shoved aside 0.99

03:08:48.960 because, uh, 0.98

03:08:50.160 this is becoming

03:08:50.820 catastrophic.

03:08:51.400 Korea and South Sudan

03:08:52.820 and just ahead of Niger

03:08:54.140 and Burundi

03:08:54.860 with a now annualized

03:08:56.340 growth rate of 4.4%.

03:08:58.580 According to the most

03:08:59.280 recently released

03:09:00.120 1.1% quarterly

03:09:01.640 growth statistic,

03:09:02.760 which took place

03:09:03.780 in Q3 of 2023,

03:09:05.680 which is the highest

03:09:06.160 population growth

03:09:07.500 we've seen in a quarter

03:09:08.500 since the baby boom.

03:09:09.860 It'll go down

03:09:10.540 as the largest addition

03:09:11.960 of people to Canada

03:09:13.620 since Confederation

03:09:14.800 in 1867,

03:09:16.320 surpassing even

03:09:17.180 the addition

03:09:17.720 of an entire province

03:09:19.140 from when Newfoundland

03:09:20.440 was added to the country

03:09:21.440 in 1949.

03:09:22.600 And because we just

03:09:23.420 hit a record low

03:09:24.360 birth rate,

03:09:25.800 96% of that growth

03:09:27.440 was due to migration

03:09:28.360 into Canada.

03:09:29.880 This guy's paying attention.

03:09:33.280 You hearing this?

03:09:34.280 This isn't made up.

03:09:35.100 This is what's happening.

03:09:35.840 And we have to find a way

03:09:48.220 to bridge this gap

03:09:50.220 between,

03:09:52.080 because I know they exist

03:09:53.320 and I know,

03:09:55.800 I think it's easier,

03:09:57.660 Olive Branch,

03:09:59.020 for someone like me

03:10:00.660 of a low status

03:10:02.940 to just go out

03:10:05.120 and go full burn 0.99

03:10:05.820 your life down, 1.00

03:10:06.640 who gives a fuck, 1.00

03:10:07.360 come get me, 0.99

03:10:08.120 you know?

03:10:10.180 I didn't have to lose

03:10:11.240 that much in comparison

03:10:12.600 to say someone who may

03:10:14.080 have a lot.

03:10:15.460 Maybe they've got employees

03:10:16.500 and, you know,

03:10:16.920 things counting on them

03:10:17.820 and all this kind of stuff.

03:10:18.880 But I know,

03:10:20.500 I know that there are people

03:10:22.180 in this professional class,

03:10:24.780 a lot more means

03:10:25.840 and influence,

03:10:26.580 that hate this

03:10:27.940 every bit as much

03:10:29.260 as I do.

03:10:29.780 I do.

03:10:32.940 And the fact of it is,

03:10:37.240 if any of us,

03:10:39.520 of any stripe

03:10:40.920 or quality

03:10:41.760 or, you know,

03:10:42.780 walk of life

03:10:43.500 in this country,

03:10:44.060 wherever you're at

03:10:44.980 on the poll,

03:10:46.920 there's not enough

03:10:51.100 of us at all,

03:10:52.240 not even close,

03:10:53.560 to have the luxury

03:10:55.180 of a whole bunch

03:10:56.440 of us just checking out

03:10:57.500 and I'll leave it

03:10:59.040 to the rest.

03:10:59.600 Somebody else

03:11:00.040 will deal with it.

03:11:00.520 No, dude.

03:11:01.500 We're so stacked

03:11:03.040 against this.

03:11:04.560 If we don't find a way

03:11:06.220 to bridge these gaps

03:11:07.420 between, you know,

03:11:09.260 kind of

03:11:09.780 certain camps,

03:11:12.900 certain lines,

03:11:13.680 maybe it's money,

03:11:15.040 maybe it's, you know,

03:11:15.980 again,

03:11:17.040 you've got the, you know,

03:11:17.920 people that are, you know,

03:11:18.800 atheists or they're weird pagans 0.99

03:11:20.540 or whatever the fuck 1.00

03:11:21.120 they're doing 0.99

03:11:21.360 and then you've got

03:11:22.100 the Christian people

03:11:22.880 and they're at each other.

03:11:23.720 Guys, stop it.

03:11:24.600 What are you doing?

03:11:26.020 We all want to live.

03:11:27.260 Yes?

03:11:27.540 We all want to continue

03:11:29.460 and not be destroyed.

03:11:30.580 Yes?

03:11:31.100 Correct?

03:11:31.660 If we do not work together,

03:11:34.180 like we, like,

03:11:34.820 let's say it's basketball,

03:11:36.060 okay?

03:11:36.840 There's five teams.

03:11:38.440 There's five players

03:11:39.420 on each team.

03:11:40.040 They've got five players

03:11:40.960 and we've got, you know,

03:11:42.560 one player

03:11:43.280 and four other guys

03:11:44.140 that are arguing

03:11:44.600 and the game is on

03:11:45.640 and they're arguing

03:11:48.360 on the bench

03:11:48.860 over who should play where

03:11:49.900 and who should be point guard

03:11:50.920 and who should pass to

03:11:51.740 and the game is still going.

03:11:53.520 26-0, 28-0, 30-0.

03:11:55.820 How long are you going

03:11:56.760 to argue?

03:11:59.060 Because if we lose this game,

03:12:00.960 all of us lose the game.

03:12:04.080 Do you understand?

03:12:04.980 So we have to work together

03:12:06.640 and we have to find

03:12:07.860 more people 1.00

03:12:09.300 and just get over the bullshit 0.99

03:12:10.860 and get over the, 0.99

03:12:11.900 oh, I'm scared

03:12:12.760 and aren't they nasty 0.63

03:12:13.580 and they're calling them names

03:12:14.740 and I don't want to be called names

03:12:16.360 and I don't want to,

03:12:16.980 what's the word?

03:12:17.400 Do you want to be called names

03:12:18.160 or do you want to get,

03:12:18.880 you know,

03:12:20.320 the entire legacy and existence

03:12:21.480 and everything

03:12:21.940 that used to make this country

03:12:23.200 what it is,

03:12:23.620 what made it Canada? 0.97

03:12:24.420 Just go down the toilet 0.98

03:12:25.680 because you didn't want

03:12:27.020 to be called names.

03:12:28.260 I don't want that.

03:12:29.260 I don't want that

03:12:29.920 to be on my conscience.

03:12:31.580 If that has to happen,

03:12:32.820 if that does happen,

03:12:34.220 God forbid,

03:12:35.060 I don't want to be,

03:12:36.600 I don't want to have to live

03:12:37.400 knowing that

03:12:37.940 as painful as that would be,

03:12:39.980 that not only

03:12:40.780 did that happen,

03:12:41.980 but I didn't even lift a finger

03:12:43.140 to try and stop it

03:12:44.100 or worse,

03:12:45.620 I helped it.

03:12:46.280 I benefited personally

03:12:47.320 from it coming

03:12:47.920 because someday in your life

03:12:49.320 that realization

03:12:50.120 is going to hit these people.

03:12:51.560 They're going to realize 0.96

03:12:52.260 they're going to figure it out.

03:12:53.260 A lot of us

03:12:53.740 are just simply ahead

03:12:54.540 of the curve

03:12:54.960 as been usual

03:12:55.720 on a number

03:12:56.720 of controversial subjects.

03:12:58.400 Did you know

03:12:58.760 long COVID is not a thing?

03:13:00.540 Oh my God.

03:13:01.680 Right?

03:13:03.520 When they look around someday

03:13:04.720 and realize,

03:13:05.340 oh my God,

03:13:05.880 it's all gone.

03:13:07.220 I'm in trouble now.

03:13:08.320 Hmm.

03:13:11.980 I probably should have

03:13:13.060 maybe listened

03:13:14.520 to somebody,

03:13:15.220 somebody else.

03:13:15.860 Maybe.

03:13:20.700 Hmm.

03:13:21.140 But it would be

03:13:22.700 a lot worse

03:13:23.300 if I was,

03:13:24.900 if I feel a lot better.

03:13:28.100 I feel a lot more

03:13:29.400 resolved that at least

03:13:31.720 there will be

03:13:32.440 something.

03:13:36.140 We're not totally screwed

03:13:37.540 because it has already

03:13:39.220 been displayed

03:13:39.700 at least in this country

03:13:40.580 and many others

03:13:41.200 around the world.

03:13:42.000 There's similar

03:13:42.620 pop-up demonstrations

03:13:43.700 and copycat kinds

03:13:44.660 of things going on.

03:13:45.480 People don't really know

03:13:46.160 how to win yet,

03:13:47.000 but somebody will figure it out

03:13:48.200 whether it's the guys

03:13:49.420 in Australia

03:13:49.940 or the guys

03:13:50.540 in the United States

03:13:51.180 or the guys

03:13:51.720 in the UK

03:13:52.160 or in Belgium

03:13:53.100 or in Germany

03:13:53.900 or in wherever.

03:13:56.860 One of these days,

03:13:58.020 there's going to be

03:13:58.720 a crack.

03:13:59.300 There's going to be

03:13:59.800 something.

03:14:01.200 And when there's

03:14:01.860 a success,

03:14:02.400 when there's a,

03:14:02.980 when there's a mechanism,

03:14:04.300 when there's a,

03:14:04.660 when there's an idea,

03:14:05.400 when something,

03:14:06.100 it will inevitably come.

03:14:07.600 There's way too many

03:14:08.420 people thinking about it

03:14:09.920 for it to not.

03:14:12.000 I mean,

03:14:12.180 you're talking about

03:14:12.840 like cryptocurrency.

03:14:14.580 You've got thousands

03:14:15.420 of computers

03:14:16.000 working around the clock

03:14:16.980 to solve this

03:14:17.520 mathematical problem.

03:14:18.420 It's a matter of time.

03:14:27.680 And you could say,

03:14:28.560 oh, well,

03:14:29.240 by the time that,

03:14:30.080 you know,

03:14:30.340 if you find a solution,

03:14:31.820 what are you going to do?

03:14:33.020 Who's going to go for it?

03:14:34.100 There's a lot of people

03:14:35.060 at least around,

03:14:36.220 that will.

03:14:37.060 We saw it in Ottawa.

03:14:39.860 For every,

03:14:40.580 you know,

03:14:40.960 person that was there,

03:14:41.720 there were 10

03:14:42.100 that couldn't go

03:14:42.900 and the weather,

03:14:43.820 you know,

03:14:44.080 wasn't great.

03:14:44.620 And even despite that,

03:14:45.980 50,000 people,

03:14:47.060 100,000 people,

03:14:47.900 that's a huge,

03:14:48.580 and they were widely

03:14:49.420 supported by the country.

03:14:50.960 And not just,

03:14:52.060 and it wasn't the truckers

03:14:53.580 or any specific person.

03:14:54.860 It was simply the energy

03:14:56.500 and idea

03:14:57.240 that finally people

03:14:58.880 that had been pushed down

03:15:00.100 and beat down 0.95

03:15:00.860 and treated like trash 1.00

03:15:02.420 in their own country 0.99

03:15:03.180 for a long time

03:15:04.180 finally showed up to say, 1.00

03:15:06.000 fuck you, 1.00

03:15:06.540 what are you doing? 1.00

03:15:07.400 And in response,

03:15:08.560 the rest of the country

03:15:09.520 handed them nearly

03:15:10.580 $20 million in no time.

03:15:14.620 So it's not

03:15:16.640 a numbers problem.

03:15:17.700 It's not an appetite problem.

03:15:19.260 It's just a math problem.

03:15:20.760 And the thing I like

03:15:21.480 about math

03:15:22.020 is that eventually

03:15:22.980 all of the,

03:15:23.700 there's rules to it,

03:15:24.880 you know?

03:15:25.380 And I might not be smart

03:15:26.620 enough to figure it out,

03:15:27.600 but somebody will be.

03:15:30.320 That's not even

03:15:30.940 the one I wanted.

03:15:31.580 I wanted this one.

03:15:32.160 Well,

03:15:32.360 in the words of Greg Arcade, 1.00

03:15:33.480 you can fucking 0.99

03:15:34.340 come and get it. 1.00

03:15:38.260 You've taken too much

03:15:39.500 from so many people.

03:15:40.620 Like,

03:15:40.720 there's just,

03:15:42.320 like me,

03:15:43.100 what am I supposed

03:15:43.860 to do now?

03:15:44.780 What do you want me to do?

03:15:46.320 Go,

03:15:46.680 go draw cartoons?

03:15:49.440 After everything

03:15:50.160 I've been through,

03:15:50.820 what do you think

03:15:51.180 I'm going to know?

03:15:51.680 Go,

03:15:52.460 go write some poetry.

03:16:00.420 And you just make

03:16:01.260 more of them every day.

03:16:03.820 Tax them to oblivion. 1.00

03:16:05.440 Throw their fucking 1.00

03:16:06.340 kids and family in jail 1.00

03:16:07.740 for things they said.

03:16:10.020 Take their banks away.

03:16:11.100 Take their houses away.

03:16:12.360 Take their health care away.

03:16:13.520 Take their safety away.

03:16:15.840 Take their dignity away.

03:16:17.800 Take it all away.

03:16:19.400 And then see what happens.

03:16:20.580 See what the constitution

03:16:21.580 of those men look like

03:16:22.860 when you've taken away

03:16:23.860 everything from them

03:16:24.740 that matters

03:16:25.200 and they officially

03:16:26.220 have nothing to lose.

03:16:27.840 Greg Arcade.com

03:16:41.220 You're looking to find, you said it

03:16:44.000 We got what you want, come and get it

03:16:47.080 You want more, you said it

03:16:49.980 We got what you want, come and get it

03:16:53.220 GregArcade.com

03:16:55.880 Buy his stuff

03:16:58.200 He's a family man

03:17:01.320 Thank you very much guys, appreciate the support as always

03:17:11.220 These boys are here for payback

03:17:14.160 So pay up or you best will stay back

03:17:17.280 Ragingdissident.com

03:17:19.920 You can find all the links to the, I mean maybe, probably

03:17:22.120 I haven't checked in a while, we gotta update that

03:17:23.660 But that's where they will be

03:17:25.200 Best bet is to follow me on Telegram

03:17:27.140 T.B slash RagingDissident

03:17:28.480 This is my third one

03:17:31.260 Because they keep, again 0.99

03:17:32.300 The fuckery is everywhere 0.99

03:17:34.840 Visit thegriff.shop 0.98

03:17:39.500 To, you know, give us, we've got stuff that you don't need

03:17:41.920 And we're gonna, we're willing to give it to you

03:17:44.320 In exchange for money that you need, probably

03:17:46.720 So, I mean, I don't know

03:17:47.720 I'm the world's worst salesman

03:17:53.120 I'm just being honest

03:17:54.760 But we appreciate you guys, thank you very much

03:17:59.500 Ragingdissident.com

03:18:01.620 You got what you want 1.00

03:18:03.820 Fucking make me 1.00

03:18:05.540 Six separate Tyranus, Pump Hat, Tria 0.99

03:18:10.220 See you on the beach

03:18:13.920 Yeah

03:18:17.660 We'll be right back.

03:18:47.660 We'll be right back.

03:19:17.660 We'll be right back.

03:19:47.640 Yeah, I know they've lacked the entry requirements, but you're just going to, you're going to recruit.

03:19:58.480 Monkey see, monkey do.

03:19:59.900 You're not even making sense.

03:20:01.280 You're going to recruit soldiers for a ghost army from a mental asylum because they'll be the most unpredictable. 0.53

03:20:08.040 How is that good?

03:20:10.960 My God.

03:20:11.920 You're just going to give these people weapons and just deploy them.

03:20:17.400 And I mean, I guess it would be a problem when you think about it.

03:20:19.700 It's kind of brilliant.

03:20:21.780 You just got crazy maniacs running around your streets with M16s. 1.00

03:20:24.460 I mean, they would demand quite the response. 0.62

03:20:29.460 And they have like crazy people strength.

03:20:30.980 They couldn't be restrained very easily.

03:20:33.220 They would like run up walls and do creepy stuff because they're just out of their mind.

03:20:36.640 They don't even understand how things like that shouldn't happen.

03:20:39.300 They'll be able to turn their heads all the way around probably.

03:20:41.520 Maybe.

03:20:42.160 Something like that.

03:20:43.680 Yeah.

03:20:43.960 Okay.

03:20:45.600 No, I can, I can just, I don't want them near me though. 0.99

03:20:47.980 This is fucking. 0.99

03:20:50.400 No, I mean, I, yeah, I hear it. 1.00

03:20:51.880 It's, it's very unsettling.

03:20:52.940 I just, I've seen enough.

03:20:54.140 I like the idea, but I don't, I think we shouldn't let this get out though.

03:20:57.620 That, God, the human rights people, you know, they're all, I'm just, they want to be useful. 0.66

03:21:03.320 They're crazy.

03:21:03.980 I don't, I say we use them, but just don't tell anybody.

03:21:09.540 No, the, there's international laws, Phil.

03:21:13.000 I just, we'll do it, but we'll deny it if we get caught.

03:21:17.180 All right.

03:21:17.380 We'll do the Pentagon.

03:21:18.280 Yeah.

03:21:18.900 Good to go.

Raging Dissident Podcast - March 16, 2024

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