Raging Dissident Podcast - August 17, 2024


RAGECAST 476: SPACE GHOST CULTS


Episode Stats

Length

3 hours and 26 minutes

Words per Minute

154.49628

Word Count

31,923

Sentence Count

880

Misogynist Sentences

98

Hate Speech Sentences

196


Summary

In this episode, the boys talk about the horrors of being a coward in the 21st century and how to deal with it. We also discuss the current state of the world and the future of the human race.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Music
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00:00:10.000 No
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00:00:18.000 To a man looking back at me
00:00:22.000 And said why don't you go away
00:00:24.000 We've all heard your misery
00:00:28.000 Music
00:00:32.000 All these extra buttons
00:00:34.000 I don't know. I don't know about
00:00:36.000 all these buttons still
00:00:38.000 Music
00:00:40.000 How's it going?
00:00:54.000 Welcome back
00:00:56.000 And it seems like the sun
00:00:58.000 Fuck you make me Friday
00:01:00.000 Everybody's got a cute name
00:01:02.000 for Fridays
00:01:04.000 You know
00:01:06.000 Fag Friday
00:01:08.000 Fuck it Friday
00:01:12.000 You're fired Friday
00:01:14.000 It's Friday
00:01:16.000 And it's Friday
00:01:18.000 How you guys doing?
00:01:20.000 We good? Is everything on line, Phil?
00:01:22.000 Did we finish? Are we done?
00:01:24.000 What a day we've had
00:01:26.000 To be so wide
00:01:28.000 Don't chill
00:01:30.000 It's hell
00:01:32.000 Oh yeah
00:01:34.000 Why
00:01:36.000 How you guys doing?
00:01:38.000 What's going on?
00:01:40.000 I'm just gonna be super chill all night
00:01:42.000 I'm just gonna be real quiet
00:01:44.000 And real
00:01:46.000 Real friendly
00:01:48.000 Just real soothing
00:01:50.000 We're gonna do
00:01:52.000 We're gonna do ASMR tonight
00:01:54.000 The whole show like this
00:01:56.000 Just real soothing
00:01:58.000 Comforting
00:02:00.000 How does it sound?
00:02:02.000 Come through your speakers
00:02:04.000 Just start talking like a psycho
00:02:06.000 Batman with PTSD
00:02:08.000 When you kill a man
00:02:10.000 When you kill a man
00:02:12.000 There's disgust
00:02:14.000 It's overwhelming
00:02:16.000 Guilt
00:02:18.000 And then
00:02:20.000 As the act
00:02:22.000 Happens
00:02:24.000 Again and again
00:02:26.000 And just
00:02:28.000 Like putting up
00:02:30.000 Another set of curtains
00:02:32.000 Or taking out the trash
00:02:34.000 It's just another thing you do
00:02:36.000 I don't know
00:02:38.000 I'm bored
00:02:39.000 That's why I'm here
00:02:40.000 That's why you're here
00:02:41.000 If you had anywhere else to be
00:02:42.000 You'd be there
00:02:43.000 But you're not
00:02:44.000 So you're here
00:02:45.000 I'm seeing a guy
00:02:47.000 I've just
00:02:48.000 We're on Twitter
00:02:49.000 We're streaming to Twitter as well
00:02:50.000 Because it's the only
00:02:51.000 One of the last places
00:02:52.000 We're allowed to be
00:02:53.000 For now
00:02:54.000 They'll get us
00:02:55.000 They'll get us
00:02:56.000 I saw a guy just on there
00:02:57.000 Jaeger
00:02:58.000 Is it you?
00:02:59.000 Talking about Odyssey
00:03:00.000 No, I deleted the Odyssey channel
00:03:01.000 Because they
00:03:02.000 Weren't interested in
00:03:03.000 Accommodating me
00:03:05.000 In my whole
00:03:06.000 Battle of Stripe
00:03:07.000 So I said
00:03:08.000 Well, there's no real point
00:03:09.000 In using your platform
00:03:11.000 Then is there
00:03:12.000 You know
00:03:13.000 I don't need to be there
00:03:14.000 And
00:03:15.000 I didn't have a ton
00:03:16.000 Well, I probably had
00:03:17.000 A few thousand followers there
00:03:18.000 But
00:03:19.000 You know
00:03:20.000 It is what it is
00:03:21.000 And I've had issues with them
00:03:22.000 In the past
00:03:23.000 I'm not a big fan
00:03:24.000 Of that company
00:03:25.000 And they've banned
00:03:26.000 A lot of other guys
00:03:27.000 They have actually banned
00:03:28.000 Banned full on other people
00:03:29.000 So
00:03:30.000 Yeah
00:03:31.000 I don't know
00:03:32.000 What can you do?
00:03:33.000 We're looking for
00:03:34.000 A lot of work is happening
00:03:36.000 There's a lot of stuff going on
00:03:37.000 Behind the scenes
00:03:38.000 We're really busy
00:03:39.000 It's
00:03:40.000 I need a secretary
00:03:42.000 I need probably two
00:03:43.000 Two or three
00:03:46.000 Stuff to keep up with all these chats too
00:03:48.000 I need one of that
00:03:49.000 And I put in the Rumble Rants plugin
00:03:51.000 Like Zach told me
00:03:52.000 And you know what?
00:03:53.000 It's done nothing
00:03:54.000 It doesn't do anything
00:03:56.000 Because that's me
00:03:57.000 Anything that I'm trying to do
00:03:59.000 Is just a no
00:04:01.000 I spent most of the day
00:04:03.000 Dealing with this
00:04:04.000 This was my internet
00:04:06.000 Today
00:04:09.000 No upload
00:04:10.000 One megabit download
00:04:11.000 One megabyte download
00:04:12.000 Pretty shitty
00:04:13.000 Right?
00:04:15.000 External attacks
00:04:16.000 From goblin people
00:04:17.000 And like
00:04:18.000 It's just irritating
00:04:19.000 It's just
00:04:20.000 You have to go through the process
00:04:21.000 And you know
00:04:22.000 It's like basically
00:04:23.000 That's the digital version
00:04:24.000 Of toilet paper
00:04:25.000 In your house
00:04:26.000 Like that's essentially
00:04:27.000 That's what they're capable of doing
00:04:29.000 That's it
00:04:30.000 That's as far as they go
00:04:32.000 So whatever helps you guys
00:04:33.000 To stop you from killing yourselves
00:04:35.000 But I mean
00:04:36.000 I wish you wouldn't
00:04:37.000 And we do have made
00:04:38.000 You know it's easy
00:04:39.000 You can just get in
00:04:40.000 50,000 other people have
00:04:42.000 That's the way this country runs
00:04:43.000 So
00:04:47.000 When you kill a man
00:04:48.000 You're a murderer
00:04:49.000 Kill many and you're a conqueror
00:04:50.000 Kill them all and you're God
00:04:52.000 Haters are your biggest fans
00:04:53.000 That's true
00:04:55.000 I saw a quote the other day
00:04:56.000 That said
00:04:57.000 You know
00:04:58.000 They start off as your big
00:04:59.000 Your biggest haters
00:05:00.000 Start off as your biggest fans
00:05:01.000 You know
00:05:02.000 Something else along those lines
00:05:03.000 Yeah that's very true
00:05:04.000 It's very true in my case
00:05:05.000 It's very true in a lot of people
00:05:06.000 Other you know
00:05:07.000 Peers
00:05:09.000 Let's say
00:05:10.000 Other people in this kind of
00:05:11.000 In this kind of game
00:05:12.000 That's very common
00:05:13.000 That tends to be what happens
00:05:14.000 Unfortunately
00:05:16.000 You know
00:05:17.000 Just a lot of weak people
00:05:18.000 It's a weak
00:05:19.000 Weak place full of weak people
00:05:20.000 Do you hear me back there?
00:05:22.000 You fucking
00:05:25.000 Fugger
00:05:26.000 You know
00:05:27.000 They hear it
00:05:28.000 They're here
00:05:29.000 They're watching everything
00:05:30.000 They listen
00:05:31.000 Waiting to see if their names get
00:05:32.000 You know
00:05:33.000 Their whole life revolves around this
00:05:34.000 It's so sad
00:05:35.000 And so hilarious at the same time
00:05:38.000 You know
00:05:39.000 They don't matter
00:05:40.000 It's just a
00:05:41.000 It's a fun
00:05:42.000 Side amusement park
00:05:43.000 That we have
00:05:45.000 Keeps everybody entertained
00:05:46.000 A lot of people are enjoying it
00:05:47.000 It's fun to watch
00:05:49.000 Hey if you don't
00:05:50.000 If you don't have haters
00:05:51.000 You're not
00:05:52.000 No one's doing
00:05:53.000 You're not doing anything
00:05:54.000 Right?
00:05:55.000 What is like
00:05:56.000 Something about a man
00:05:59.000 A man without any enemies
00:06:01.000 Yeah if you don't have any enemies
00:06:02.000 You're a coward
00:06:03.000 It's impossible
00:06:05.000 To live in this world
00:06:06.000 And not accrue
00:06:08.000 Significant amounts of enemies
00:06:09.000 If you're a good person
00:06:10.000 You're a good person
00:06:11.000 Because the world by its
00:06:14.000 I don't want to say its nature
00:06:15.000 I don't think it's supposed to be like this
00:06:16.000 I don't think it's always been like this
00:06:17.000 But certainly now
00:06:18.000 We live in a very disgusting
00:06:19.000 Sick
00:06:20.000 Twisted
00:06:21.000 Inverted
00:06:22.000 Upside down
00:06:24.000 Like pathologically corrupt world
00:06:26.000 So if you're trying to do
00:06:28.000 The right thing
00:06:29.000 Obviously you're going to
00:06:31.000 You know
00:06:32.000 Collect a lot of
00:06:33.000 A lot of scum
00:06:34.000 And barnacles
00:06:35.000 And bacteria
00:06:36.000 And grime
00:06:37.000 And that kind of thing
00:06:39.000 As you go through that
00:06:40.000 If you are
00:06:41.000 You know
00:06:43.000 Very
00:06:44.000 Very well liked
00:06:45.000 And protected
00:06:46.000 That means you're very compliant
00:06:47.000 You're very much a good boy
00:06:49.000 And you're doing what the machine wants you to do
00:06:51.000 There's nobody that's
00:06:52.000 Really rebelling and fighting back
00:06:54.000 That's
00:06:57.000 Not suffering for it
00:06:59.000 Put it that way
00:07:00.000 Because everybody else is
00:07:01.000 But you know
00:07:02.000 You got to protect those YouTube plaques
00:07:03.000 You got to make sure you
00:07:04.000 Get your advertising shekels
00:07:06.000 For Google
00:07:07.000 And Sergey Brin
00:07:08.000 And the rest of the
00:07:10.000 The rest of the pack
00:07:11.000 Where's that graph I saw the other day
00:07:12.000 Is it this one?
00:07:13.000 Yeah you got to make the media
00:07:14.000 Media folks happy
00:07:15.000 Right?
00:07:16.000 Because if there's anything we know
00:07:17.000 It's that the media people
00:07:18.000 If they're not happy
00:07:19.000 You know
00:07:24.000 There's something about it
00:07:25.000 I don't know what it is about the media
00:07:28.000 It's almost like they're all
00:07:30.000 They're just of one mind or something
00:07:32.000 They're just all
00:07:33.000 They're just all
00:07:34.000 It's just a
00:07:35.000 A monolithic opinion
00:07:36.000 Across the board
00:07:38.000 Every corporation
00:07:39.000 Big business
00:07:41.000 Government institution
00:07:44.000 Hedge fund
00:07:45.000 Bank
00:07:47.000 All of them
00:07:48.000 They're all just
00:07:49.000 We all agree
00:07:51.000 We all agree all the time
00:07:52.000 And I don't know guys
00:07:53.000 Maybe you're smarter than me
00:07:54.000 I'm sure there's a clue
00:07:55.000 Out there somewhere
00:07:56.000 I'm sure there's something
00:07:57.000 That could shed some light
00:07:58.000 On how this came to be
00:07:59.000 I don't
00:08:00.000 I certainly
00:08:01.000 I can't think of anything
00:08:02.000 I don't know what it would be
00:08:03.000 But
00:08:04.000 I don't know
00:08:05.000 It's a mystery
00:08:06.000 It's a fucking mystery out there
00:08:09.000 It's not a mystery
00:08:10.000 All right
00:08:12.000 Let's see
00:08:14.000 I'm still trying to recalibrate
00:08:15.000 I did
00:08:16.000 I've had to reinstall a lot of stuff
00:08:17.000 I've had a lot of software issues
00:08:18.000 And glitches
00:08:19.000 And a problem like that
00:08:20.000 I don't have any mods
00:08:21.000 Oh God I don't
00:08:22.000 Fucking whatever
00:08:23.000 Who cares
00:08:24.000 Who cares
00:08:25.000 Really
00:08:26.000 I mean who cares
00:08:27.000 If someone's
00:08:28.000 Life in a chat room
00:08:29.000 Like that's good
00:08:30.000 That's what you want
00:08:31.000 Because
00:08:32.000 That's a complete waste of time
00:08:34.000 And
00:08:36.000 That guarantees that your enemies
00:08:37.000 Are not doing anything productive
00:08:39.000 Which is excellent
00:08:40.000 That's what you want them to be doing
00:08:41.000 So I don't care
00:08:42.000 They can collect in there
00:08:43.000 And
00:08:44.000 Waste everybody's time
00:08:45.000 And fuck around
00:08:47.000 What's going on guys?
00:08:50.000 How
00:08:51.000 It's like we're just watching it all burn
00:09:02.000 In slow motion
00:09:03.000 Like no one really
00:09:06.000 Seems to know what to do anymore
00:09:07.000 There was a great
00:09:08.000 Actually you know what
00:09:09.000 I'll just play it for you
00:09:10.000 Because he's absolutely right
00:09:11.000 And this is kind of something
00:09:12.000 I've been
00:09:13.000 Trying to
00:09:14.000 Trying to impose
00:09:15.000 For all
00:09:16.000 Impose
00:09:17.000 Suggest
00:09:18.000 And encourage
00:09:19.000 For a while
00:09:20.000 This different kind of activity
00:09:21.000 You know when it comes to
00:09:22.000 These people are always like
00:09:23.000 Oh I'm gonna vote
00:09:24.000 I'm gonna
00:09:25.000 Like it's so stupid
00:09:26.000 I'm gonna check a box once
00:09:27.000 Every five years
00:09:28.000 Four years
00:09:30.000 Instead of
00:09:31.000 Every day
00:09:32.000 Or often
00:09:33.000 You know not every single day
00:09:34.000 But you're making it your business
00:09:35.000 To try and
00:09:36.000 Push
00:09:38.000 The
00:09:39.000 Cultural temperature
00:09:40.000 The attitudes
00:09:41.000 The window
00:09:42.000 Whatever metaphor you wanna use
00:09:43.000 In the right direction
00:09:45.000 And that's what the politicians
00:09:48.000 Respond to
00:09:50.000 And the powers
00:09:51.000 The people that are just interested
00:09:52.000 In collecting power for themselves
00:09:53.000 And
00:09:54.000 They don't really care
00:09:56.000 How they get there
00:09:57.000 They just wanna get there
00:09:58.000 And if tomorrow
00:09:59.000 It was very very popular
00:10:00.000 For everybody to think like we do
00:10:02.000 Then they would do
00:10:03.000 All the things that we want
00:10:04.000 That's you know
00:10:05.000 They're very fucking weak
00:10:06.000 There's nothing
00:10:07.000 That's why they're politicians
00:10:08.000 They'll just go with
00:10:09.000 Whatever way the wind blows
00:10:10.000 That's why they're allowed to do that job
00:10:11.000 They put the weakest
00:10:12.000 Shittiest people
00:10:13.000 Possible
00:10:14.000 They allow them rather
00:10:15.000 Into these
00:10:16.000 Into these positions
00:10:17.000 It's like you're being gay
00:10:18.000 It's like the
00:10:19.000 The door guy at a bar
00:10:20.000 You know you gotta check your ID
00:10:21.000 Make sure you're 21
00:10:22.000 You're 18
00:10:23.000 Whatever it is
00:10:24.000 You gotta make sure you're a corrupt
00:10:25.000 Probably child diddler
00:10:27.000 You're a
00:10:28.000 You're corrupt
00:10:29.000 And you're weak
00:10:30.000 And you're soft
00:10:31.000 And you're a team player
00:10:32.000 Like all of that has to be
00:10:33.000 And start at the bottom
00:10:34.000 And work your way up to the biggest
00:10:35.000 You know the top slave
00:10:38.000 So anyway
00:10:39.000 I'm just gonna
00:10:40.000 Play this quickly
00:10:41.000 Because it's
00:10:42.000 Relevant to what I'm talking about
00:10:44.000 Voting once every few years
00:10:45.000 Is worse than useless
00:10:47.000 If it makes you complacent
00:10:48.000 Politics is not a once every few years thing
00:10:51.000 Politics must be an everyday thing
00:10:53.000 Voting is the lowest and laziest form of politics
00:10:56.000 Yeah
00:10:57.000 It is based on equality
00:10:58.000 One man, one vote
00:10:59.000 Whereas politics outside the ballot box is based on inequality
00:11:03.000 If you make it your mission to be politically active every single day
00:11:06.000 You will be worth so much more to our cause
00:11:09.000 Than the apolitical multitude around you
00:11:11.000 Who do nothing but mark a piece of paper every few years
00:11:14.000 I'm gonna vote
00:11:16.000 I'm gonna vote
00:11:18.000 I'm gonna vote
00:11:19.000 Gonna get the
00:11:20.000 Like
00:11:21.000 It's so difficult too to get people to care
00:11:26.000 Even when
00:11:27.000 Everything's on fire
00:11:31.000 So
00:11:34.000 Another thing I really
00:11:36.000 Try to push back against is the
00:11:39.000 The critical mass theory
00:11:41.000 I really don't like that one
00:11:42.000 I mean
00:11:44.000 It's not a theory
00:11:45.000 It's just wrong
00:11:46.000 It's just incorrect
00:11:47.000 It will never happen
00:11:48.000 It's not a thing
00:11:49.000 Everybody
00:11:51.000 And I understand why they think that
00:11:52.000 You know I used to think that
00:11:53.000 It makes sense at first when you think about it
00:11:55.000 If you don't really understand human
00:11:57.000 The last five years has been
00:11:59.000 Or
00:12:00.000 Well ten really for me I guess
00:12:01.000 But
00:12:02.000 Certainly the last five
00:12:03.000 Has been
00:12:04.000 An incredible education on the nature of people
00:12:08.000 Of good people
00:12:09.000 Bad people
00:12:10.000 In between people
00:12:11.000 Fair weather people
00:12:12.000 Fence sitting people
00:12:13.000 Shitty people
00:12:14.000 Great people
00:12:15.000 Courageous people
00:12:16.000 Coward people
00:12:17.000 Like all of these
00:12:18.000 Different archetypes
00:12:19.000 Different personalities
00:12:20.000 Different scenarios
00:12:21.000 Different you know
00:12:22.000 Repeating patterns
00:12:23.000 A lot of these things keep popping up
00:12:24.000 And again and again
00:12:26.000 So you know
00:12:27.000 I've learned a lot about people
00:12:28.000 In the last few years
00:12:30.000 And you know
00:12:31.000 So you'd think yeah
00:12:32.000 The critical mass theory
00:12:33.000 That makes sense
00:12:34.000 You're assuming everyone's like you
00:12:35.000 You would assume that
00:12:36.000 Once enough people
00:12:38.000 Figure it out
00:12:39.000 Then you know
00:12:40.000 We'll all just come together
00:12:41.000 And push all this over
00:12:42.000 And you know
00:12:43.000 We'll get to know
00:12:44.000 We gotta wake up more people
00:12:45.000 Except that never happens
00:12:46.000 It's never
00:12:47.000 That never has happened
00:12:48.000 Ever
00:12:49.000 People will put up with anything
00:12:50.000 Like do you think people
00:12:51.000 In North Korea
00:12:52.000 Are happy
00:12:53.000 About their situation
00:12:54.000 People that lived
00:12:55.000 In the Soviet Union
00:12:56.000 You know
00:12:57.000 People are like oh
00:12:58.000 It ends eventually
00:12:59.000 After about 80 years
00:13:00.000 Almost a hundred years
00:13:01.000 How long did the Soviet Union
00:13:02.000 Go on for?
00:13:03.000 Torturing and killing
00:13:04.000 And slaughtering
00:13:05.000 And you know
00:13:06.000 It can last longer than you
00:13:08.000 And because there's no
00:13:10.000 Organized resistance
00:13:11.000 There's no actual effort
00:13:12.000 Being done
00:13:13.000 So people can be aware
00:13:14.000 But if there's no
00:13:15.000 Effort
00:13:16.000 There's no real
00:13:17.000 Organized central
00:13:18.000 Like there's nobody's
00:13:19.000 Building anything
00:13:20.000 No one's actually gone to work
00:13:21.000 Constructing something
00:13:23.000 That can compete
00:13:24.000 Defend against
00:13:25.000 Or you know
00:13:29.000 Protect you in any way
00:13:30.000 You're just not going to be
00:13:31.000 It's just not going to happen
00:13:33.000 So you can have
00:13:34.000 Everybody in the country
00:13:35.000 Could be online
00:13:36.000 Tomorrow
00:13:37.000 That would
00:13:38.000 It still wouldn't make
00:13:39.000 Any difference
00:13:40.000 If everybody in the country
00:13:41.000 Was politically active
00:13:42.000 And educated
00:13:43.000 Tomorrow
00:13:45.000 What would happen?
00:13:46.000 What would change?
00:13:47.000 You're going to vote
00:13:48.000 What are you going to vote for?
00:13:50.000 You're going to vote for
00:13:51.000 The communists?
00:13:52.000 The communists?
00:13:53.000 Or the communists?
00:13:54.000 You're going to
00:13:55.000 You're going to vote for
00:13:56.000 Communism now
00:13:57.000 Or communism later?
00:13:58.000 What do they say
00:13:59.000 About conservatives
00:14:00.000 In the right
00:14:01.000 You know
00:14:02.000 The supposed right wing
00:14:03.000 It's fake
00:14:04.000 There are liberals
00:14:05.000 Going to speed limit
00:14:06.000 It's the same thing
00:14:07.000 It's just going to take
00:14:08.000 Longer to get there
00:14:09.000 What did Trump just say
00:14:10.000 The other day?
00:14:11.000 Or yesterday?
00:14:12.000 I'm going to replace
00:14:13.000 Everybody legally
00:14:14.000 Don't worry
00:14:15.000 They're not going to be
00:14:16.000 Murderers
00:14:17.000 And scum
00:14:18.000 And criminals like this
00:14:19.000 They're going to be legal
00:14:20.000 They're going to be legal
00:14:21.000 And good
00:14:22.000 Good Americans
00:14:23.000 New Americans
00:14:24.000 Better Americans
00:14:25.000 Than you
00:14:26.000 Right?
00:14:28.000 I mean
00:14:29.000 Technically
00:14:30.000 He's a better choice
00:14:32.000 Than
00:14:33.000 Than Harris
00:14:34.000 And the Democrats
00:14:35.000 Which are going to burn it down
00:14:36.000 Immediately
00:14:37.000 Her
00:14:38.000 Her plan is just
00:14:39.000 Full blown price control
00:14:40.000 Communism
00:14:41.000 Like that's what they're proposing
00:14:42.000 Is their platform
00:14:43.000 Hey let's just be communists
00:14:45.000 She should be arrested immediately
00:14:47.000 And put on trial for treason
00:14:49.000 But
00:14:50.000 And you know
00:14:51.000 Trump's like
00:14:52.000 I think we'll just do a little bit
00:14:53.000 And then we'll just slowly
00:14:54.000 We don't
00:14:55.000 We don't want to upset anybody
00:14:56.000 We're just going to do it slower
00:14:58.000 We're going to place everybody slow
00:14:59.000 More slowly
00:15:00.000 Because we've got to have
00:15:01.000 Lots more people
00:15:02.000 You can hear it from
00:15:03.000 Hear it for yourself
00:15:04.000 If you don't believe me
00:15:05.000 No one ever does
00:15:06.000 But basically
00:15:07.000 We're going to drill baby drill
00:15:09.000 We're going to get the energy prices down
00:15:10.000 Almost immediately
00:15:11.000 And we're going to close the border
00:15:13.000 And we're going to get the crooked ones out
00:15:14.000 The bad ones out
00:15:15.000 And we're going to let
00:15:16.000 Yeah the bad ones
00:15:17.000 The bad migrants
00:15:18.000 The good migrants are going to come in
00:15:19.000 Right?
00:15:20.000 A lot of people come in
00:15:21.000 Because we need more people
00:15:22.000 Especially with AI coming
00:15:23.000 And all of the different things
00:15:25.000 And the farmers need
00:15:26.000 Everybody needs
00:15:27.000 But we're going to make sure
00:15:28.000 That they're not murderers
00:15:29.000 Killers
00:15:30.000 Drug dealers
00:15:31.000 And the kind of people
00:15:32.000 That we have largely
00:15:33.000 Coming in right now
00:15:34.000 Okay?
00:15:35.000 Yeah that's the problem
00:15:36.000 What did he say?
00:15:38.000 This is crazy
00:15:39.000 And we're going to let a lot of people
00:15:40.000 Come in
00:15:41.000 Because we need more people
00:15:42.000 Especially with AI coming
00:15:43.000 And all
00:15:44.000 So AI
00:15:47.000 AI is one of these things
00:15:48.000 That's going to eliminate
00:15:49.000 A pile of jobs
00:15:53.000 Robotics and AI
00:15:54.000 Are going to eliminate
00:15:55.000 A lot of jobs
00:15:57.000 All these Uber Eats
00:15:59.000 Like all this stuff
00:16:00.000 Is going to be done by drones
00:16:01.000 In the future
00:16:02.000 Taxis like cars
00:16:03.000 Are going to be driven autonomously
00:16:04.000 Trucking
00:16:05.000 Industry will eventually
00:16:06.000 Not be human controlled
00:16:07.000 Like soon
00:16:08.000 Within our lifetime
00:16:09.000 Certainly
00:16:10.000 Within ten years
00:16:11.000 Within the next five
00:16:12.000 Potentially
00:16:13.000 There'll be no more
00:16:14.000 Human truck drivers
00:16:15.000 It'll just be all automated
00:16:16.000 Pilots probably
00:16:18.000 Lawyers it sounds like
00:16:20.000 Like it's
00:16:22.000 If you're following the whole
00:16:23.000 AI apocalypse
00:16:24.000 We're going into
00:16:25.000 Yeah it's going to
00:16:26.000 It's going to make
00:16:27.000 A lot of people obsolete
00:16:28.000 So we don't need
00:16:30.000 Millions of people
00:16:31.000 To we need
00:16:32.000 If anything
00:16:33.000 You're going to need
00:16:34.000 A massive welfare net
00:16:35.000 For tons of people
00:16:36.000 That are going to be
00:16:37.000 Put out of work
00:16:38.000 It's like
00:16:39.000 What do you do
00:16:40.000 With all the field hands
00:16:41.000 When you've replaced them
00:16:42.000 With oxen and plows
00:16:43.000 And then eventually
00:16:44.000 Tractors and mechanization
00:16:45.000 Like for one man
00:16:47.000 And his family
00:16:48.000 A couple of boys
00:16:49.000 One farmer and a couple of boys
00:16:50.000 He can manage a giant farm
00:16:51.000 Somewhere in the prairies
00:16:52.000 Or Alberta
00:16:53.000 That used to take
00:16:54.000 A hundred people
00:16:55.000 Now it takes three
00:16:56.000 Because they have
00:16:57.000 These giant machines
00:16:58.000 Right?
00:16:59.000 The whole advance
00:17:00.000 Has made it more convenient
00:17:01.000 And easier for the
00:17:02.000 For the one guy
00:17:03.000 The individual effort output
00:17:04.000 So AI is going to
00:17:06.000 Going to go even further
00:17:07.000 Than that
00:17:08.000 So that's a crazy lie
00:17:10.000 And thing to say
00:17:11.000 That doesn't make any sense
00:17:12.000 But there's still a lot of people
00:17:14.000 On the Trump train
00:17:15.000 Like he's very amusing
00:17:16.000 And entertaining
00:17:17.000 I find him very entertaining
00:17:18.000 But he's certainly not
00:17:19.000 The answer to anything
00:17:20.000 He's definitely not going to help you
00:17:21.000 He's going to help you die faster
00:17:22.000 Or just not as fast as the other one
00:17:24.000 Just not as fast as the other side
00:17:25.000 That's all
00:17:26.000 I'm going to be really fun
00:17:29.000 And it's going to be a good time
00:17:30.000 As I destroy you
00:17:31.000 And destroy America
00:17:35.000 We need immigrants
00:17:36.000 We need the cooks
00:17:37.000 And the restaurants
00:17:38.000 That's right
00:17:39.000 Terrible lie
00:17:40.000 Terrible lay
00:17:41.000 Am I saying this right?
00:17:42.000 Lay? Me lie? Me lay?
00:17:43.000 L-A-I
00:17:44.000 Says you hear about the water main
00:17:45.000 That broke and flooded out
00:17:46.000 The gay district of Montreal today
00:17:47.000 No power or water downtown
00:17:49.000 Well that's because
00:17:50.000 I saw another story on CBC
00:17:51.000 That it said
00:17:53.000 Are the Canadian cities crumbling?
00:17:56.000 Yes
00:17:57.000 They are
00:17:58.000 They are
00:17:59.000 Yeah everything is
00:18:00.000 Everything's getting worse
00:18:01.000 Everything's falling apart
00:18:02.000 Including the water system
00:18:04.000 The sewage system
00:18:05.000 Have you seen some of these pipes?
00:18:06.000 Like how
00:18:07.000 We're not doing any maintenance
00:18:09.000 On any of this stuff
00:18:10.000 Nobody doing anything anymore
00:18:12.000 Knows what the fuck they're doing
00:18:13.000 Planes are falling out of the sky
00:18:14.000 Trucks are smashing into things every day
00:18:16.000 Because they're driven by idiots
00:18:18.000 Low IQ
00:18:20.000 Not suitable
00:18:21.000 Don't long
00:18:22.000 Don't be long here
00:18:23.000 Migrants
00:18:24.000 And that's proliferating everywhere
00:18:26.000 The police can't do their job anymore
00:18:28.000 The hospitals are overwhelmed
00:18:31.000 They don't have the room
00:18:32.000 They don't
00:18:33.000 People are dying on the floor
00:18:34.000 So don't get hurt
00:18:35.000 Because there's no help coming
00:18:36.000 People are dying in the street
00:18:39.000 In their driveway
00:18:40.000 Waiting six or seven hours
00:18:41.000 With a broken hip
00:18:42.000 Laying on the ground
00:18:43.000 Waiting for an ambulance
00:18:44.000 Because there's one ambulance
00:18:45.000 And that guy isn't on shift yet
00:18:46.000 For another six hours
00:18:47.000 Because he's at home sleeping right now
00:18:49.000 After doing a 23 hour shift
00:18:51.000 That's the state of
00:18:53.000 Like that's the state of this place
00:18:54.000 So we need more people
00:18:55.000 We need millions more people
00:18:56.000 In this situation
00:18:57.000 I'm preaching to the choir
00:18:58.000 You guys all know this
00:18:59.000 I know this
00:19:00.000 And they know this
00:19:01.000 They don't
00:19:02.000 They just don't care
00:19:03.000 They just don't care
00:19:04.000 This is the plan
00:19:05.000 This is what we're doing
00:19:06.000 And
00:19:07.000 You're racist if you disagree
00:19:09.000 So
00:19:10.000 And that's
00:19:11.000 That's all it takes apparently
00:19:12.000 You just call
00:19:13.000 You just say
00:19:14.000 Suggest especially in Canada
00:19:15.000 That you're gonna be racist
00:19:16.000 If you
00:19:17.000 Don't agree with any of these things
00:19:18.000 That's easy enough for them
00:19:20.000 You're done
00:19:21.000 You're finished
00:19:22.000 It's easy enough
00:19:23.000 Like oh I won't say anything
00:19:24.000 I don't want to be racist
00:19:25.000 That's the worst thing in the world
00:19:26.000 You could be
00:19:27.000 It's worse than anything
00:19:28.000 It's worse than Hitler
00:19:29.000 You're worse than a pedophile
00:19:30.000 You're worse than anything
00:19:31.000 But pedophiles we like
00:19:33.000 Pedophiles we let out of jail
00:19:34.000 All the time
00:19:35.000 We don't give them stiff sentences
00:19:36.000 We barely give them
00:19:37.000 Any sentences at all
00:19:42.000 Rapists and murderers
00:19:43.000 Are let out of jail early
00:19:45.000 In the United Kingdom
00:19:46.000 So they can rape and kill
00:19:47.000 More British citizens
00:19:48.000 Who we need to put in jail
00:19:50.000 For complaining about
00:19:51.000 The rapes and the murders
00:19:56.000 What do you do like
00:19:57.000 I don't know
00:19:58.000 I don't know guys
00:19:59.000 I'm tired
00:20:00.000 I'm really tired of this shit
00:20:03.000 Like I'm tired of talking about it
00:20:04.000 I'm tired of looking at it
00:20:05.000 I'm tired of thinking about it
00:20:06.000 I'm just
00:20:07.000 I'm just over it all
00:20:09.000 It's taken me
00:20:10.000 I don't know how long I've been at this now
00:20:11.000 Five years
00:20:12.000 Six years
00:20:13.000 Seven years
00:20:14.000 I don't know
00:20:15.000 It's about that
00:20:16.000 That's how long it took
00:20:17.000 How long will it take
00:20:18.000 Before you get tired
00:20:19.000 About this long
00:20:20.000 About till now
00:20:21.000 Maybe I'll care more again
00:20:22.000 By next week
00:20:23.000 But right now
00:20:24.000 I could turn the stream off right now
00:20:25.000 And be like
00:20:26.000 I don't give a shit
00:20:27.000 You know
00:20:29.000 Do you guys
00:20:30.000 I don't think so
00:20:31.000 We're all just kind of here
00:20:32.000 Hanging out for each other's
00:20:33.000 Mutual sanity and support
00:20:34.000 I guess
00:20:38.000 Yeah
00:20:39.000 What a mess
00:20:40.000 What a mess
00:20:41.000 What a mess
00:20:42.000 No one's saying anything
00:20:43.000 Nobody's got anything to say
00:20:44.000 Everybody's busy
00:20:45.000 It's all tiresome
00:20:46.000 Ghostwriter
00:20:47.000 Yeah nice to meet you by the way
00:20:48.000 It was really cool to meet everybody
00:20:50.000 Out on the road
00:20:51.000 I put one clip
00:20:53.000 Yeah
00:20:54.000 One of the Trump bits
00:20:55.000 I did
00:20:56.000 I published that on Twitter
00:20:57.000 Net and Telegram the other day
00:21:00.000 There's a few
00:21:01.000 We'll see how long it takes to get the rest of the video cut together
00:21:04.000 It's gonna be a while
00:21:05.000 We gotta
00:21:06.000 We gotta
00:21:07.000 Buy a bunch of drives
00:21:08.000 And mail those
00:21:09.000 And upload things
00:21:10.000 And mail those around to different guys
00:21:11.000 To cut and edit
00:21:12.000 It's gonna be a long time
00:21:13.000 So don't worry about it
00:21:14.000 Don't even think about it
00:21:16.000 Just pretend it never happened
00:21:17.000 It's never coming
00:21:18.000 And then if it ever does
00:21:19.000 It'll be a pleasant surprise
00:21:22.000 What do you guys wanna do?
00:21:23.000 What do you guys wanna talk?
00:21:24.000 What are you into?
00:21:25.000 Should I just open Telegram?
00:21:27.000 And just let you guys
00:21:28.000 You guys can just call in
00:21:30.000 You wanna do that?
00:21:31.000 Racist as fuck these days
00:21:34.000 Who isn't?
00:21:37.000 You've been beaten over the head
00:21:40.000 For decades
00:21:43.000 With the hypocrisy stick
00:21:47.000 Don't do that
00:21:48.000 It's racist
00:21:49.000 Don't do that
00:21:50.000 Don't be racist
00:21:51.000 Everything's racist
00:21:52.000 Everything is oppressive
00:21:53.000 Everything is some kind of
00:21:57.000 You need to be corrected constantly
00:21:59.000 Because you're always doing something
00:22:00.000 Well as a white person
00:22:01.000 You're always doing something wrong
00:22:05.000 And it gets to the point now
00:22:06.000 Where people can't afford groceries
00:22:07.000 Or houses
00:22:09.000 Basic necessities
00:22:10.000 Everyone's on edge
00:22:11.000 Everyone's angry
00:22:12.000 Everyone's you know
00:22:13.000 Basically on the cusp of killing themselves
00:22:15.000 And that's when
00:22:16.000 Oh now you're even
00:22:17.000 Now you're worse than ever
00:22:18.000 It's just a full blown attack
00:22:19.000 It's a full blown attack on us
00:22:20.000 And nobody wants to defend themselves
00:22:22.000 Everybody just wants to
00:22:23.000 Sit around and fucking
00:22:25.000 Complain and attack people
00:22:26.000 They don't wanna attack the state
00:22:28.000 They're right there
00:22:33.000 You fat pieces of shit
00:22:35.000 You fucking cowards
00:22:38.000 You faggot cowards
00:22:40.000 They're right there
00:22:41.000 They're right there
00:22:43.000 You would rather
00:22:46.000 Throw stones at me
00:22:47.000 Because I butt hurt you
00:22:49.000 And your pathetic little fucking pointless existence
00:22:51.000 You'd rather do that
00:22:53.000 To try and make yourself feel better
00:22:55.000 And fill the void
00:22:57.000 That is you know
00:22:58.000 Where your soul should be
00:23:00.000 Where your sense of dignity should be
00:23:04.000 Because I mean
00:23:05.000 Attacking the state
00:23:06.000 Well that's dangerous
00:23:07.000 They might come after you right
00:23:08.000 You'd get in trouble
00:23:10.000 You'd get in trouble
00:23:11.000 With the murderers
00:23:12.000 The murderers and lying scum
00:23:14.000 Would get mad at you
00:23:15.000 So don't do that
00:23:16.000 So don't do that
00:23:17.000 You should attack
00:23:18.000 The tiny
00:23:19.000 Literally tiny amount of men
00:23:21.000 And people in the country
00:23:23.000 Saying anything
00:23:25.000 Attack them
00:23:26.000 That'll show them
00:23:31.000 This is like
00:23:32.000 As the Titanic goes down
00:23:34.000 There's 17 people
00:23:37.000 In the lower decks
00:23:38.000 Trying to bail out water
00:23:39.000 2,000 above deck
00:23:42.000 Paying no attention
00:23:43.000 And another 200 or so
00:23:45.000 Stealing from the rooms
00:23:47.000 Of the people
00:23:48.000 Trying to bail out water
00:23:51.000 Because they beat them
00:23:52.000 At a poker game
00:23:53.000 Earlier in the evening
00:23:55.000 Made them feel bad
00:23:57.000 Humiliated them
00:23:58.000 Made them feel stupid
00:23:59.000 Right? That's what they're doing
00:24:05.000 Obviously they don't deserve to exist
00:24:07.000 Like you don't get it
00:24:09.000 You didn't ever get it
00:24:10.000 And you never will get it
00:24:12.000 Even still
00:24:13.000 Even now
00:24:14.000 It's still all about you
00:24:17.000 All about you
00:24:19.000 Still
00:24:24.000 And they'll cry
00:24:25.000 And they'll always be a victim
00:24:26.000 And they'll always blame other people
00:24:27.000 And it'll never get better
00:24:28.000 It will only get worse
00:24:30.000 And the reason will always be the same
00:24:32.000 They're the reason
00:24:33.000 You're the reason your life
00:24:34.000 You're the reason you suck
00:24:36.000 Not anybody else
00:24:37.000 You
00:24:38.000 You're the reason that you're fat
00:24:39.000 You're the reason that you're a loser
00:24:41.000 You're the reason you don't have any money
00:24:43.000 You're the reason no one wants to be around you
00:24:45.000 You're the reason you don't have any friends
00:24:47.000 You're the reason
00:24:48.000 You're the reason
00:24:49.000 You are the fucking reason
00:24:51.000 Anything else
00:24:54.000 Any other explanation
00:24:56.000 Takes the power away from you
00:24:58.000 And puts it in the hands of whatever it is
00:25:00.000 It's not my fault
00:25:01.000 It's their fault
00:25:02.000 And it's it's fault
00:25:03.000 And it's their fault
00:25:04.000 And it's this fault
00:25:05.000 Okay, so that's what has all the power
00:25:06.000 And you're powerless
00:25:07.000 And you're just a victim
00:25:09.000 That's the mentality they have
00:25:10.000 And that's the mentality these people want you to have
00:25:12.000 How does that sound like it enables you to do anything?
00:25:15.000 My way
00:25:17.000 You're the reason
00:25:18.000 That you suck
00:25:20.000 And 100%
00:25:22.000 100%
00:25:24.000 100%
00:25:25.000 You did it
00:25:26.000 That also means
00:25:27.000 You are 100% capable of correcting all those problems
00:25:30.000 If you're the one that created the situation in the first place
00:25:33.000 That's empowering
00:25:37.000 Accepting responsibility is empowering
00:25:39.000 Blaming other people is weak
00:25:41.000 I've paid for my mistake
00:25:46.000 You know
00:25:48.000 I've already accepted all the things I've done
00:25:50.000 And responsibility for the things I've done
00:25:51.000 I've paid my
00:25:53.000 I've paid my fucking
00:25:54.000 My bills
00:25:59.000 Now I'm just
00:26:00.000 This isn't just hot air
00:26:01.000 I don't just say that
00:26:02.000 I believe this
00:26:03.000 This is true
00:26:04.000 Everything that's happened
00:26:06.000 You want to talk about the army?
00:26:07.000 Who joined the army?
00:26:08.000 I did
00:26:10.000 Who signed
00:26:11.000 Who volunteered to be deployed to a fucking combat theater?
00:26:13.000 I did
00:26:14.000 I did
00:26:15.000 Nobody forced me
00:26:21.000 Everything
00:26:27.000 If you're being honest
00:26:31.000 Everything that
00:26:33.000 Bad
00:26:34.000 That happens to you
00:26:35.000 That you're like
00:26:36.000 Oh, you know
00:26:38.000 How did you get there?
00:26:40.000 I guarantee
00:26:41.000 I promise you
00:26:43.000 Somewhere
00:26:44.000 From A
00:26:45.000 To end
00:26:47.000 There was a decision
00:26:48.000 Or a choice you made in there somewhere
00:26:50.000 It was a really bad one
00:26:53.000 And if you had not done that thing
00:26:55.000 Or done something you should have done
00:26:57.000 Whatever it was
00:26:59.000 It would have turned out differently
00:27:00.000 But it didn't
00:27:02.000 So it was your fault
00:27:06.000 Was it my fault I was in jail?
00:27:08.000 Yes
00:27:10.000 Did I have to engage all of the people I did?
00:27:13.000 Did I have to go to the places I did?
00:27:15.000 Did I have to let certain people into my life?
00:27:18.000 And again, I didn't have to do any of those things
00:27:19.000 Were they mistakes?
00:27:20.000 They were
00:27:21.000 Was that the direct, explicit reason on paper I was in jail?
00:27:26.000 No
00:27:27.000 But that is what led to it
00:27:29.000 It was my fault
00:27:35.000 Is it my fault that all of these people are attacking me?
00:27:39.000 That I have to deal with the media, the state, the police?
00:27:41.000 The police
00:27:42.000 Yes, it is my fault
00:27:44.000 Because I decided to do these things
00:27:46.000 I decided
00:27:48.000 Clear-eyed, sober
00:27:51.000 I'm going to go to war with pretty much the whole fucking thing
00:27:56.000 I expect severe, you know, punishment
00:28:01.000 And yeah, that's what you get
00:28:03.000 I made that decision
00:28:04.000 That's my choice
00:28:05.000 I'm not blaming anybody
00:28:06.000 Who are you going to blame?
00:28:08.000 Nobody put a gun to my head and said
00:28:09.000 Hey
00:28:11.000 You have to be the new lightning rod
00:28:13.000 For dissent
00:28:15.000 You have to be the national punching bag
00:28:17.000 No
00:28:19.000 No, I volunteered
00:28:25.000 So
00:28:27.000 I don't care
00:28:28.000 I don't have any time for these people
00:28:30.000 Wee
00:28:32.000 You're pathetic
00:28:34.000 I am a man
00:28:35.000 You are a worm
00:28:37.000 You'll never be anything more than that
00:28:39.000 So
00:28:40.000 That's why you're a lol cow
00:28:44.000 And that's what they're good for
00:28:45.000 That's what we use them for
00:28:54.000 You can't laugh, you gotta cry
00:28:55.000 Or you can't cry, you gotta laugh
00:28:56.000 You gotta do something
00:28:57.000 You gotta let it out
00:28:58.000 These people gotta
00:28:59.000 You gotta, everybody's gotta have some kind of use
00:29:00.000 Some kind of purpose
00:29:02.000 Why not that?
00:29:04.000 Why can't they just be here
00:29:06.000 To laugh at?
00:29:13.000 And more
00:29:15.000 They serve as living reminders of what to never do
00:29:19.000 Don't overdose on cheese
00:29:22.000 Don't be a piss tank
00:29:24.000 Don't get addicted to drugs
00:29:25.000 Or else
00:29:29.000 Dumpster Island
00:29:30.000 Calls you home
00:29:34.000 We'll find a way to have some fun, Phil
00:29:36.000 It's Friday
00:29:38.000 It's fucking Friday, Phil
00:29:40.000 Rock and roll moogaloo, buddy
00:29:41.000 Noongaloo, buddy
00:29:45.000 Oooo
00:29:54.000 O он
00:29:56.000 O
00:30:08.880 turned sinister the last couple of years donkey what's up sir liberal democracy he says is a
00:30:16.780 disease that needs to be cleaned out of all the nations it doesn't work it doesn't work
00:30:29.000 in a multi-asmic society here's a mouthful
00:30:39.560 we're gonna call you k-bear now since found your show recently been listening to the
00:30:48.440 own benjamin last year or so thanks for the laugh about the jeets thank you very much sir
00:30:52.900 or madam appreciate you camby says i'm not busy i'm just trying to be merciful
00:30:59.640 what do you think i can't handle it
00:31:07.260 i don't need to vomit anymore
00:31:11.140 she's holding back we all appreciate it swiss dangle says uh in in trump oh this is a message
00:31:20.640 from trump particularly yeah happy friday beautiful dags beautiful people we're like
00:31:26.060 the sodom and gomorrah we're gone what we're gone crumble and burn like never before the best burn
00:31:34.060 the best burn you've ever seen glad you ditched the polo shirt i've got more polo shirts i've got
00:31:38.880 like six i've got six i'm gonna wear them non-stop for the rest of the summer now
00:31:44.220 oh i'm sorry are you wearing like black guy basketball jerseys that are too big for you
00:31:51.780 what are you what are you wearing what are you dressed like
00:31:56.880 do you know that you like white people clothes is like it's a one percent sliver of the entire
00:32:02.580 market if you're a heterosexual man that you can wear and get away with it doesn't make you look
00:32:05.900 like an idiot are you shopping at like the homosexual like everything do you like my skinny
00:32:12.920 jeans no no i hate you i want to go back in time and i want to neuter your i want to sterilize your
00:32:18.580 parents uh fucking polos rock of course if you're this is the thing this is the thing about a polo
00:32:28.520 to pull it off properly you need to fill it out or you look dumb you know you look like a nerd
00:32:33.680 however it's it there is a point the graph goes like this it's nerdy and gay and weird until you
00:32:40.500 reach a certain level of jacked and then it becomes almost ironic and kind of frightening
00:32:44.120 it really accentuates the guns the traps the shoulders you really you start to you know
00:32:49.600 so listen you got to earn a polo shirt if you're not benching 225 you better not be ever wearing a polo
00:32:57.000 shirt ever ever 15 pull-ups minimum or don't even don't you even dare you don't you're not even
00:33:03.300 allowed to wear a polo shirt swiss dangles you got to earn that i'm gonna get a hold of your mom and
00:33:08.220 i'm gonna make sure you don't have any of those i want them all gone i want them all packed away
00:33:13.060 you're like a kid that has gotten in trouble now with you know your dad's mad your report card's
00:33:18.460 terrible the playstation's going in the closet until you get these grades up all right until you start
00:33:22.920 acting right you're not getting any polo shirts you're wearing oversized black guy basketball jerseys
00:33:29.200 that say lebron james on them you're gonna put you're gonna wear a gold chain like a fucking idiot
00:33:33.620 you're gonna wear shorts that go down past your knees but for some reason or two inches you know
00:33:37.920 below your asshole you're just gonna dress like a complete clown you're gonna wear skateboard shoes
00:33:43.160 with your socks pulled up to your knees you're gonna wear a fucking baseball hat with the brim that
00:33:48.160 never gets bent at all for any reason and the sticker still on it like it just came out of the store
00:33:52.920 and you're just gonna you're not gonna wear it you're not gonna put it on your head it's just gonna sit
00:33:56.560 it's just gonna almost like it's levitating on your head it's just very very carefully sitting
00:34:01.100 there and you're gonna walk around like this all the time rubbing your hands together for no reason
00:34:05.860 at all then we'll fucking and then you'll be begging me you'll be like please let me wear the polo shirt
00:34:13.820 i'll do anything keep going more more pull-ups faster faster faster
00:34:21.840 you brought this on yourself uh x y company says you and your team are careful about okay
00:34:33.980 i'm not sure what that means i hope it's a threat
00:34:37.260 i get so many we've been like hundreds of death threats you know i'm just used to i don't care
00:34:42.620 it's but you know it's a journalist remember when they complained about all that
00:34:47.980 that people are emailing them to be like you're a dumb bitch you're a liar i hate you you killed my
00:34:55.480 father like these are the kinds of things that people are sending to journalists it's all true
00:34:58.620 by the way and they're like you understand what we go through i understand better than anyone what
00:35:05.440 this shit's all about you're an amateur you you just you just work here bitch i live here you just
00:35:10.560 come here on weekends to pick strawberries with your cousin okay this is my backyard you want to talk
00:35:17.340 about the you want to talk about the internet war zone it's something else people um i i had a
00:35:22.900 thought the other day um because i'm not like this all the time and i'm kind of subdued feeling right
00:35:29.280 now because i'm just tired it's been a long week i've had a lot going on but you know i'll eat an
00:35:33.380 edible maybe and just get you know maybe that'll perk me up a little crazy
00:35:37.300 but this is war yeah the informational
00:35:44.880 the information culture war every day so when you're here when you're live here enemies are
00:35:55.920 watching your friends are watching your support all it's like a game it's like a sport but um
00:36:01.100 and there's a certain way you have to be there's a certain thing we're trying to do and achieve here
00:36:05.680 this isn't you know this isn't reality tv i don't have a camera i'm not just i'm no i'm just
00:36:10.280 just yelling at myself in the dark is what happens all the time because people i you know i met people
00:36:17.160 on the road and talked to them and hung out with them like oh geez you're so much different in
00:36:19.900 person well yeah i'm not i'm not trying to entertain 25 000 people you know as i'm just sitting here
00:36:25.080 talking to you like a normal person it's not it's not the same thing obviously but when we're when
00:36:29.760 we're doing this we're doing it and when we're not we're not but uh people like seem to confuse that
00:36:33.640 not quite understand that because it's you know that is what it is there's severe consequences to
00:36:37.560 a lot of this stuff they can uh ruin your life and they will and they do try and um
00:36:42.740 sometimes you get some serious wins but you're never it's not going to be obvious
00:36:48.760 um morgan's got a great example of this from a post that she uh put uh this afternoon
00:36:55.620 because in a in a fight in a war whatever it is if you get hurt real bad you know while you're
00:37:03.800 fighting you know you're not at home with your mommy who's giving you ice cream i mean you're in
00:37:08.420 the middle of the fight still and your you know hand is broken or your ribs are broken you're not
00:37:14.860 gonna go oh my stuff like there's no referee right you're just telling them oh i have a serious injury
00:37:20.000 and weakness now you don't do that you don't even acknowledge it you act like it's not even there
00:37:26.580 because if they find out they're going to target it even worse they're going to come at it twice as
00:37:32.660 hard and you're going to get twice as hurt so you know you never know what kind of effects you're
00:37:41.720 having on the enemy when you don't you don't see what goes on in the background how mentally tormented
00:37:47.580 they are how fucked up they are they got to go and they are i got we got spies everywhere dog
00:37:52.860 they don't even know they're so stupid they're so dumb i can't i'm being vague intentionally because
00:38:00.060 i'm trying not to give anything away there's a lot going on but they're so dumb i gotta get more
00:38:06.180 i need to double my prescription oh god i was so depressed i bet you fucking freak
00:38:12.220 how come you didn't post that on the internet how come on the internet you act like you're
00:38:20.780 on top of the world but really i know how pathetic and and you know barely hanging on by a thread you are
00:38:28.560 i know you can't escape because you know i'm smarter than you and you're never gonna be able
00:38:40.240 it's like a it's like a fucking bird trying to outsmart the guy who put it in a cage
00:38:44.740 i don't think it's gonna happen um anyway here's a great example of this uh i don't know if i'm gonna
00:38:52.720 be able to pull it up or i'll just read it it's uh it's just text anyway so there's not really anything
00:38:57.000 to look at but uh morgan posted this on her uh telegram earlier today on this afternoon so she
00:39:03.680 says following all the foy pops which is the freedom of information uh protection of privacy act
00:39:08.540 uh foya requests basically give us give us your emails your state paid for it we paid for them right
00:39:13.920 taxpayers are paying for your job and your communication so we want to see what you're up to
00:39:17.420 we we did a lot of digging for our court cases and so on and some of you guys followed a lot of
00:39:23.460 uh how that was how that was going and how corrupt and absolutely insane it was and how bad they looked
00:39:27.740 and how much they were humiliated and how preposterous the whole thing was and we you know and cbc will
00:39:33.280 tell you oh well they just got lucky they got away oh they had jordan act like that wasn't what they
00:39:39.080 were trying to do the whole time to make it go away here's what you didn't hear here's what you
00:39:43.240 haven't heard following all of the foy pops our team filed i have heard from two sources that 70-ish
00:39:52.020 crown prosecutors lawyers and or justice of the peace at the nova scotia doj were given the option
00:39:57.580 to either leave or be fired 70-ish here's some names chucky porter gone roger sloan bye-bye brad john
00:40:08.620 brad johns adios candace thomas thank you for coming karen hudson bye-bye these are senior
00:40:15.360 people at the department of justice in nova scotia they're all just weird right rick woodburn who was
00:40:22.160 originally our crown prosecutor and uh when it was obvious he had uh stepped in a pile of dog shit
00:40:28.520 disappeared and gave the file to his wife who's also a pro they're all related they're all hanging out
00:40:34.980 it's anyway beyond the pale woodburn promoted into oblivion she says is the acting director of public
00:40:41.380 prosecution service likely to get him out of the courtroom after which his wife emma woodburn took
00:40:46.860 over our case nepotism runs deep here in the department of justice rick also tried to ask my
00:40:52.320 witness one of our witnesses questions outside the courtroom while he was under oath which is not
00:40:57.260 legal to do he knows this he did it anyway he met with dr strang they had lunch together in the middle
00:41:03.160 of the questioning the prosecutor he didn't even he didn't come through security like you're like
00:41:08.200 you're required to he came in the lawyer entrance because he's special you know he was chastising
00:41:13.960 our lawyer in court telling him he's asking the wrong questions and yelling at him and telling
00:41:17.820 everybody what they should be the guy's he was like drunk on power obviously and acting insane and
00:41:22.100 screaming at people it was bananas where was cbc for that footage oh gee i wonder why i wonder why you
00:41:27.880 didn't that was never recorded that's so strange anyway uh the judge's husband richard heartland
00:41:33.860 also works at the doj so everybody we're dealing with has family members in the department of justice
00:41:39.160 uh the judge's husband left the department of justice and started his own practice two weeks
00:41:44.500 after our case was thrown out she says perhaps he wrote jill heartland's decision which was very
00:41:50.520 strange she read the decision wasn't familiar with a lot of the words and terms in it and then
00:41:54.980 wouldn't give us a copy of it so and it took an incredibly long time for her to come to this
00:41:59.140 decision so some strange activity there says it didn't seem like hers and she wasn't willing to
00:42:04.440 give it to us in writing our other prosecutor madeline smiley sharp she's the one i feel the most bad for
00:42:10.480 because she just walked right into this one and i was like you know you're the useful idiot you're
00:42:15.980 the one they're going to pin this all and that's exactly what happened she's now been demoted to night
00:42:21.000 court she's now dealing with fucking your honor my fence needs to be painted and he said he'd painted
00:42:28.200 and then he never i don't even care what you said about my gentlemen please right it's 10 30 at night
00:42:35.640 like can you imagine dartmouth night court holy fuck well that's where she works now because she did
00:42:41.300 such a good job and then uh you know she has some uh other comments about um you know is tim houston upset
00:42:51.600 that our case was uh how our case went giving he was involved with our arrests via ian burke which
00:42:56.940 came out in court we were our arrests were directed personally by the premier of nova scotia apparently
00:43:03.220 none of the media people find that interesting no one cares about that they came out in court
00:43:07.760 that's what he said that's what he said he's he's one of the he's the right-hand guy of the premier
00:43:14.680 and he's like oh i was premier asked me to do this and i was acting on his behalf oh really you were
00:43:20.580 huh that was the basis of our whole defense that this is a political prosecution here's a political
00:43:27.180 this is a person from the political office of the province confirming the highest political office
00:43:32.180 in the province that of the premier is directly involved in the case and the judge goes there's no
00:43:37.000 political involvement here and and the thing is the the best thing about the case is you don't even
00:43:42.020 have to prove like that he's on tape admitting that he did it you don't even need that you just
00:43:46.140 need the appearance of political involvement for it to be too much that's how sacred and sacrosanct this
00:43:50.940 is supposed to be that you don't even you it can't even look like you might be involved if that happens
00:43:57.040 there's no case it's over that's how sensitive it is uh but you know according to the heartland
00:44:02.340 family of judges apparently it's uh it's fucking good to go good job jill good job
00:44:11.300 good job women in their workplace
00:44:15.060 misogyny yeah i'm becoming a little bit of a misogynist because i've seen a lot of really dumb
00:44:21.760 incompetence that i can only chalk up to female they got away with it because they're a female and
00:44:30.340 men especially don't like to come down on women as hard as they will on men and they give them a
00:44:34.840 pass i've seen it my whole life don't fucking lie don't whine and cry that's not yes it fucking is
00:44:40.400 how many guys in the army police fire ems anybody working a fairly difficult job that
00:44:47.120 it it will push you how many of you guys have been in that situation where
00:44:53.820 fucking danielle again you know
00:44:59.360 if it was cory instead of dan he'd be fired but you know we'll give her another chance we'll just
00:45:07.640 better do that i've seen so many instances that you know so they want to whine and bitch about
00:45:13.320 equality there's not equality there's handicaps there's a positive handicap on a lot of this crap
00:45:19.480 in the name of equality and diversity we need more women cops and more women soldiers and more
00:45:24.200 why why well first of all cops and soldiers are a very robust physical job a great portion of the
00:45:31.760 the most important parts of that job are very very very physical where you're going to be competing
00:45:37.760 in physical effort against an enemy i.e. arresting a violent suspect or maybe an enemy soldier who's
00:45:46.140 trying to kill you hand to hand so it behooves you to be as physically powerful as possible
00:45:51.020 so why are you insisting that we put physically non-power our physically weakest people in the
00:45:57.560 population into these roles have we we've already have we transcended the the post-fact science world
00:46:03.280 now where women and men are equally physically capable is that they've tried to reduce men down
00:46:08.320 to such a level that it appears that way i was in the mall earlier and i i don't know that may come
00:46:14.940 that may have come true in a lot of cases but uh that isn't true you know and uh under normal
00:46:21.380 healthy circumstances men are on average 30 to 35 percent more physically powerful than than females
00:46:25.920 that's huge that's a significant advantage uh that's like somebody that's six feet tall and 200 pounds
00:46:34.640 fighting somebody that's seven feet seven foot two and 420 like it's a lot it's not a little bit
00:46:41.280 30 35 percent you could juice yourself to the gills on steroids and not even get that kind of
00:46:46.800 discrepancy man to man never mind anyway the world's insane and uh yeah this whole
00:46:54.160 the thought or lack of thinking rather has just absolutely crushed us the whole we have to make
00:47:01.480 every feelings our priority if it hurts someone's feelings it has to be stopped which is a very feminine
00:47:07.020 idea isn't it and that reflects again the nature of our societal systems our institutions they're
00:47:12.020 polluted with feminist ideology and my feelings and my feelings and my feelings and everything's
00:47:16.100 falling apart because no one can be harsh no one can be stern and they see me and think oh my god
00:47:23.260 a psychopath like i'm a i'm an average guy from 1980 i'm i'm every other dude from 1980
00:47:31.680 and like oh my god it's hitler no you're just that weak actually you're just that soft and
00:47:40.340 our world has provided you that our world has enabled you to be that way because it's so easy
00:47:46.080 your life is so easy and has always been so no you don't know me yes i do your life has always been so
00:47:53.380 easy compared to you know history all you have to do is read books you ever you ever read any books
00:48:00.540 here's some books right there's that's what they look like um a lot of them are like historical
00:48:06.540 accounts of things and and the level of difficulty that was average to most people only a hundred years
00:48:12.620 ago would kill you instantly people people are demanding state suicide because you know people
00:48:18.920 are mean to them they're sad a lot and no one respects their costume that they wear downtown like
00:48:25.280 these are not mentally impressive people this is we're not dealing with alexander the great here
00:48:33.120 we're not we're not up against some kind of steel trap fortress of a chess player
00:48:38.160 it's emotionally volatile temper tantrum throwing children
00:48:45.280 which is the scariest possible outcome because an emotional detached from reality child throwing a
00:48:55.840 tantrum will do anything and everything to try and get their way won't they
00:49:00.880 you know maybe like world war three maybe like civil war maybe all of the worst things
00:49:07.440 they're not on the table they're gonna happen because we're not strong enough yet to stop them
00:49:12.540 from doing it they still they still have all of these and they're just bang bang bang bang bang we're
00:49:19.860 not able to stop them from doing the damage that they're that we're doing that they're doing all we
00:49:23.820 can do is prepare as much as we can to mitigate the fallout and the impact the consequences of the
00:49:31.140 decision the decisions and things they're doing today you won't feel them tomorrow you'll feel them a
00:49:36.220 lot in 10 years you'll start to feel them and i mean the things that happen today right now
00:49:42.140 whatever laws being passed whatever five years from now oh yeah
00:49:45.980 speaking of fighting
00:49:49.060 it's like getting
00:49:54.440 hitting the face or or whatever you know you ever hear the saying you're gonna feel that tomorrow
00:49:59.700 because in the middle of it you don't it ah it stings for a second but it's it's the tomorrow
00:50:04.600 it's later is when it really hurts when the swelling comes it goes down and the bruising sinks it
00:50:09.580 that's when the pain comes it's not right away we'll be feeling the impact of 85 000 people a
00:50:16.620 month down the road the the damage you're seeing now like oh my god where are these people this is
00:50:24.320 from five years ago you know how if i take a credit card and max it out today and they don't start
00:50:31.300 charging interest for at least a month for that whole month you can act like everything's fine
00:50:36.360 which is what our government and what our traitors i don't want to call them leaders i i hate that
00:50:42.660 it's so disrespectful to anyone that is politicians are are criminal class the ruling elite criminal class
00:50:51.460 the people that support them
00:50:55.240 they're they're a petulant child throwing a tantrum you maxed out all the credit cards
00:51:02.700 and two weeks went by and you're like see everything's fine whatever you don't even know
00:51:07.140 how money works
00:51:07.920 that's where we're at like we're adults we understand cause and effect consequences
00:51:15.040 timelines we can do pattern recognition we can see that they can't because they're stupid they're
00:51:20.400 children and they're fat
00:51:21.420 i'm gonna beat the shit out of fat people forever until there's no fat i want to i'm gonna go until
00:51:27.420 like pretty much everyone in diagonal is fit to like yeah you could probably lose 20 pounds but i mean
00:51:32.680 it's not a big deal like that's gonna be the worst end it's kinda out of shape that's gonna be our
00:51:37.940 worst person kinda out of shape
00:51:39.600 i for it's it's wild man it's always weak physically weak incapable people that hate us the most it's
00:51:47.740 it's invariably true across the board can't beat food can't beat booze can't get up can't do anything
00:51:55.780 can't go to the gym can't yeah just anyway
00:52:00.780 children versus grown-ups and uh the thing is it's the children have all the all the weapons and all
00:52:09.680 the toys and the grown-ups are just locked outside of the house and it's like well when it burns down
00:52:13.960 they're gonna come running outside and then we'll be able to get after them but the house will get
00:52:18.480 destroyed and there's nothing i can do until it happens and they will never admit they've done
00:52:21.740 anything wrong even when the house is burning down they'll still blame me they'll still say it
00:52:26.260 was me they'll still say well i shoulda and i coulda and i uh you you you you you you that you'll see
00:52:32.280 when the hospitals start to collapse you'll see when the police force stops answering calls you'll see
00:52:40.780 when the retail stores start to close i hear subways on the brink of total franchise collapse
00:52:48.720 you'll see how did this happen other oh the weak people excuse watch and and see absolutely no one
00:52:59.460 come up and go i this was my fault i made the following mistakes it is my regret that we did the
00:53:06.020 following mistakes no one's there to take notes and go oh well thank you for your honesty let's avoid
00:53:11.880 this in the future no they're gonna go and on and on we go so they've maxed out all the credit cards
00:53:20.540 they spent all the money they've got all the lights running the kitchen's on fire the doors and windows
00:53:25.380 you know the windows birds are flying into the house like everything that could go wrong with a
00:53:29.120 bunch of children left unattended in a house is going wrong microwaves on fire the fridge is running
00:53:34.640 with the door open thermostats cranked it's a fucking disaster
00:53:38.940 and then eventually the bills do and whose fault is it yours and who is the only people that can
00:53:52.680 clean it up you just like just like clean up after your kids so i guess we've just been bad stewards
00:53:59.480 we've been bad custodians of our own people of our own it's our fault for not taking it more seriously
00:54:04.100 we didn't and i mean i i mean i wasn't around in the 60s and 70s obviously but you can't
00:54:09.440 collectively claim ownership of your civilization as part of it without being like like it's all part
00:54:16.160 of us we're all part of it we're all we all came from the same stock of people we're all genetically
00:54:19.560 from the same line we're all it's reasonable to think that in generations past if you were alive at
00:54:26.540 that time under those circumstances with those people you would have done similar things because
00:54:31.860 you're the same person the same people these are your parents grandparents great-grandparents you
00:54:38.720 can go back for your family line go that guy looks just like me yeah that's your great great
00:54:42.300 grandfather like holy hell i mean and because right oh man i was in the 60s i wouldn't have yeah you
00:54:50.700 probably would have because everyone else like you did so we have made some terrible mistakes and
00:54:58.340 we've been very lazy and not diligent in protecting uh the things we should have protected and we leaned in
00:55:04.420 we we got weak we leaned into tolerance and mercy and oh come on come on basically the come on really
00:55:17.300 come on oh fine all right 80 years of that has produced this so that sucks now we got to go the
00:55:28.100 other way and that's going to take uh probably twice as long but we can't we can't start until
00:55:34.620 they destroy everything until there's nothing left to destroy they have to destroy the systems that
00:55:39.060 they're using to oppress everybody with which they inevitably will because they're all incompetent
00:55:44.040 and stupid they can't even plug in a toaster these fucking morons it will eventually fall apart but it
00:55:49.960 could take 80 years i hope it doesn't i think it'll move faster than that even back then even the
00:55:56.200 soviets in the 70s and the 80s that they had they had enough common sense to know the way that we're
00:56:00.800 running things now is is so unsustainable and doomed to fail it's it's incredible i saw is it kim.com
00:56:07.480 is he being extradited i saw that he was i don't know for what this time famous one of the one of the
00:56:13.240 ogs you want to talk about internet criminals he's one of the oldest ones he what was he was the guy
00:56:18.420 who had mega upload i think was one of the first big websites in the 90s that was like fucking come
00:56:23.120 get it we got everything we got all kinds of shit for free haha and he got i think i remember he was
00:56:28.420 like sued into oblivion and anyway he's got a lot of money now and he lives he's like in new zealand or
00:56:32.640 something big fat guy but uh he's been pushing you know cryptocurrency and bitcoin for years and
00:56:39.120 years and years and um anyway he was just going on he's like yeah it's it's gonna happen dude every
00:56:44.660 smart person i know or have come across that i consider like at least in certain fields like they
00:56:50.980 know what they're talking about as far as that economic future goes everyone is in agreement that
00:56:56.760 it's only a matter of time this can't go on for much longer and it's going to be really bad the
00:57:01.460 hangover is going to be really bad it was supposed to happen in 2008 2009 2010 with the uh with the
00:57:08.220 wall street crash well it wasn't the crash it was the the the scam the ponzi schemes and the stealing
00:57:13.440 it all just imploded and fell in on itself and rather than letting it go it's do you know do what
00:57:18.640 it should have done all these banks should have went bankrupt all these criminals should have went
00:57:22.220 busted it should have all blown up in their face hundreds of these people should have went to jail
00:57:26.500 laws would have been rewritten things would have been corrected and we would have made sure this kind
00:57:31.200 of stealing never happens again and it would have been painful it would have been shitty but by now
00:57:36.440 we would have been twice as better off for it and instead because back then nobody wanted to face the
00:57:44.880 credit card bill they just got another credit card and racked that one up and use that credit card to pay
00:57:52.140 the first credit card this is literally what's happened i'm not telling a story i'm trying to convey this
00:57:57.560 and communicate this to you in a way that everyone will understand that's essentially what they did
00:58:02.020 they just borrowed way more money to pay the money that they lost and they borrowed it by taxing you
00:58:08.760 more into oblivion this is a never-ending feedback loop that we can never get out of the government can
00:58:16.080 never get out of we are upside down we owe more money than we will ever be able to produce and we need
00:58:23.560 to borrow money from them all every year just to keep the lights on and the more we borrow the more
00:58:29.640 we owe and the more we owe the more you pay how much money do you have left that's how long this goes
00:58:35.260 on for people like when is it going to end when you don't have anything left when none of the work no
00:58:40.760 one in this country has anything left then it's over so we got a little ways to go yet you having fun
00:58:48.360 fucking black pill stream
00:58:51.480 these are huge fucking props this is why i mean like i'm just doing my own therapy session now you
00:59:02.820 guys can leave i don't care what you want to do but i'm gonna stay here
00:59:05.440 i can see something or hear something and in within an instant just become like murderously angry
00:59:16.620 and it's at first glance people will be like oh just because they said that or that
00:59:22.800 it's a hundred things at once it's like tetris where you're stacking up all the pieces and then you
00:59:30.020 just get the one long one that just cling clang the whole thing drops all at once it's like that
00:59:34.700 it's everything just slides into place and it's all one thought and it's shit like you guys don't even
00:59:41.880 and i think that i'm just it just fades away and all i can hear is like machine gun and artillery
00:59:50.000 noises in the background and it's like the entire financial system is going to is going to collapse
00:59:54.700 we're not going to be able to afford food everyone's going to be killing each other in the streets and
00:59:58.240 you're fucking whining to me oh shut up you know that's just hair hair trigger these days
01:00:09.100 i used to think i used to think i used to look at the nsdap and i'd be like oh my god euthanasia
01:00:19.720 that's crazy what would be wrong i mean what kind of psychotic government euthanizes me now i'm now
01:00:24.700 well you know i there's a case for it certainly there certainly is
01:00:30.460 oh it'll get better soon
01:00:35.480 oh where is it i'll do you guys a solid you want to do it we'll just look this is going to be a
01:00:41.620 disaster of a stream anyway i'm just going to eat i'm going to eat this and then i'll be in a better
01:00:46.320 mood
01:00:46.720 it's been a while maybe i'll invent something maybe i'll have an invention again maybe i'll invent
01:00:54.700 maybe i'll invent the mg42 i don't know what i'll do
01:01:00.920 last time i invented diagonal and then uh gun bomb knife and so on
01:01:09.140 swiss dangles has opened the gates haven't talked to you in a long time online just a month ago in
01:01:16.660 july the 7th or the 11th wait 11 07 that depends depends on how you do it in the army or we always
01:01:24.700 went day month year so like 12 apr 17 apr 12 2017 something like that um so i don't know what you
01:01:35.000 he says when i when i wore a suit in plus 35 you wore a shirt not even apollo shirt
01:01:39.280 when was that i actually did wear apollo shirts almost the entire trip except one day so that would
01:01:46.920 have been i can't remember where that was is that in montreal it might have been no where are you
01:01:55.020 again this country is too big guys it's too big
01:01:58.000 um somebody said uh somebody said jews and muslims dislike christians dude christians dislike christians
01:02:06.960 i think one of the biggest messages in their book is humility and none of them have any
01:02:14.840 almost none of them have any actual humility
01:02:18.440 they've always got something to tell you they've always got something to tell you yet why the other
01:02:24.520 person's wrong about this and that it's like man way to way to read it and not read it i guess
01:02:32.400 i'm all turned around now i'm gonna scroll down
01:02:39.220 yeah there's some strange vague stuff here uh lebron james oh oh there he is you're gonna sell
01:02:48.740 me a jersey said you're such a nerd in a good way i am a nerd i've been catching up on
01:02:54.360 my ghost research lately that's my new there's phases who's been watching the stream for a
01:02:59.200 couple of years and god help you god help your sanity you definitely need professional help by now
01:03:03.680 i'm not helping you i'm definitely making it worse probably creating new forms of mental
01:03:09.080 distress that previously undocumented but let's just let's just not give the government any more
01:03:12.680 ammunition than it already has there's like i go there's like several phases and i get into
01:03:18.680 the aliens phase the aliens slash space phase and then there's the existential reality what are
01:03:26.160 memories and dreams and what is consciousness phase then there's a very acute focus on the
01:03:32.080 second world war for several months and then then i move on to uh i can't there's like three or four
01:03:41.320 kind of key things i always cycle back to every once in a while and just get really into for like
01:03:45.680 a month and then forget all about again right now i'm doing ghost stuff what are you guys what
01:03:52.680 are you doing when you're not on the street right now i'm into ghosts
01:03:54.960 listen i'm trying to be a good like i didn't i didn't want to be a nazi right i was born this way
01:04:03.640 i can't help it i can't help it lady gaga i told me to embrace it so sig heil lady gaga
01:04:10.860 i was born this way i'm trying to be a good nazi and listen the nazis are into occult stuff and
01:04:20.140 weird shit what's going on demonic forces are at work hidden histories ancient secrets mysteries of
01:04:28.420 the universe yeah fuck that is my most interest i if i could do anything else it would be that
01:04:36.020 i would be into that all the time forever
01:04:38.820 but we have to put a pin in that because people are trying to kill us all so i'm like no
01:04:45.400 i want to play with my toys i want to dig up the pyramids i want to see what's going i want to i
01:04:50.740 want into this stuff this stuff is fascinating
01:04:52.480 it's also fascinating to the third reich
01:04:58.780 said people all over the world digging stuff up and looking for things and stuff
01:05:04.160 i definitely would if i had the resources i'd be like first of all cut all foreign aid there is no
01:05:12.280 foreign aid ever again at least for another hundred years we're never giving another penny to anyone for
01:05:16.620 a hundred years minimum
01:05:17.560 and i want to earmark 20 of that money for what i'm going to call
01:05:24.120 shenanigans
01:05:27.540 sir shenanigans yes uh yeah i want you to go i want you to go dig up some stuff
01:05:34.520 what i'm just i don't know there's probably nothing there but i just want you to
01:05:37.960 just want you to go find out
01:05:39.300 just doing weird experiments and oh can we build a drone i want to i want to go see what's in antarctica
01:05:46.120 will the american server not ah fuck the americans build a stealth do something you're not stupid
01:05:50.500 come on float a balloon over i want to see what they're doing something down there
01:05:55.460 we can't afford it yes we can afford it we just cut off all the hate we just cut off all the aid to
01:06:00.600 india we can definitely afford it we're feeding a billion indians just use use that money instead
01:06:05.600 what about the indians good one kevin wait are you you're are you serious
01:06:14.040 who let kevin back in uh brian says the trump impression cracks me up every time it's okay
01:06:22.660 i mean it's not great there's some good ones there's some good ones out there mine's like i
01:06:27.200 don't know mine's like a seven out of ten at best i would say uh cunning draugr says do i get a polo
01:06:33.220 pass i i don't know you i haven't seen you say you haven't been talking shit about polos so i don't
01:06:37.400 know you're you're a polo neutral as far as i far as i far as i know uh swiss says you seem irked
01:06:42.580 about your dry cleaning bill i there's no bill i'm doing it myself it's just gonna take a while
01:06:46.420 i don't own a polo shirt because i've been to so many concerts i'm a t-shirt guy oh you're a peasant
01:06:53.140 i'm i'm you dude well rugby shirts are well you know they're good too but uh anyway he says i could
01:07:02.940 rep i could rep a polo i just uh don't golf that much it's not about golf which is also you know
01:07:08.620 invented by the scots i'm gonna hit a little ball with a stick with a crooked stick and walk
01:07:17.280 all fucking day why would you do that lorny so i can fucking drink and get away from me wife
01:07:26.740 that's the only reason there's not a real game it's just an excuse to get shittered
01:07:31.860 and then everyone's like oh yeah golf super serious all the all the scots are like what
01:07:38.620 what are you doing this is a fake game we made up we just had to tell them we were doing something
01:07:44.080 while we were drinking all day oh yeah you hit the ball the hole it's really far away you wouldn't
01:07:50.220 like it you wouldn't want to come we gotta go we gotta go way on the other side of the mount we gotta
01:07:54.460 go way over there and not come back for like all day we gotta carry these clubs around oh it's hard
01:08:01.540 work oh honey you do not want oh it's not trust me you don't want to fucking in the future everyone's
01:08:09.100 like oh it's the most intense game what it was an excuse it was just
01:08:13.220 you fucked it up my god tiger woods is taking it all serious you're an idiot you're an idiot tiger
01:08:22.220 golf wasn't there to become rich at and then turn into a sexual predator it was a reason to get
01:08:33.200 drunk away from your wives and have an excuse like every other man is doing all the time
01:08:39.240 every time i've been golfing or people want to go so we're just drinking with sticks aren't yes
01:08:46.020 yeah okay that's what they're all doing i just ruined golf everyone's wife all of a sudden is
01:08:52.120 like wait what is this real yeah i fucking ruined it take that you're pretentious golf freaks
01:08:58.220 i make enemies all the time if you just tell the truth too much eventually everyone wants to kill
01:09:04.360 you and then you're then you're dead so maybe i should stop talking soon i don't know xy company
01:09:12.820 says we care about you and your team okay that's good message which misunderstood peace be with you
01:09:17.160 welcome back okay very good call off the dogs call off the dogs philip we don't want to have a
01:09:22.120 meeting by dogs now camby says ladies you need to learn how to self-protect because a lot of useless
01:09:26.060 people will stand there and not help you that's true thankful for the real men out there in this
01:09:31.040 community um yeah i would definitely again if it was up to me i would say well um women automatically
01:09:38.880 get a get a uh a carry pat women are allowed to carry handguns all you know our women like the
01:09:45.260 canadian women are allowed to carry guns with minimal training you know it's like it's it's your right
01:09:51.020 not like oh you got to go pay if it no no it's like you're you're a lot like all you have to do
01:09:58.200 is just a basic competency test same as a driver's license and there that's yours you're done go ahead
01:10:03.180 sit there's an equalizer hey you try and you try try and sexually or assault a female population
01:10:12.460 that's all armed and looking for a reason and furious half of them are on their period they're
01:10:18.120 all cycled up all the ones are breastfeeding they're pregnant they're fucking looking they want to kill
01:10:23.400 fucking fuck the police arm all of the women
01:10:28.920 we arm all of the women we all stay oh fuck this boys this is what we do i just figured it out
01:10:38.760 wrong one
01:10:44.360 i think i think i've come up with something
01:10:54.680 i think you're gonna like this now we have a migrant problem we have a crime problem we have a security
01:11:06.320 problem
01:11:06.960 it is my belief that using the trojan horse of the female karen
01:11:20.760 ideologically aligned we arm all of these women secretly quietly
01:11:28.920 with six hours glock 19s and uzi submachine guns a type like that not the uzis we're not paying the
01:11:40.280 israelis a cent
01:11:41.160 collapsible mp5s whatever it doesn't matter we arm all the women at the same time
01:11:47.800 all of the men we withdraw from society we go on strike we stop going to work
01:11:54.420 you send them all to a mandatory state imposed at gunpoint
01:12:00.100 golf tournament slash drinking contest while all of the men our men are drinking and bonding
01:12:10.420 in the endless expanse of the northern saskatchewan penal golf courses
01:12:15.380 the women within 48 hours of being surrounded by nothing but please sir hello sir
01:12:27.060 guys i've never been more confident that nature will take care of itself
01:12:31.780 this is gonna 72 hours
01:12:36.340 72 hours i guarantee it
01:12:41.460 the winner of the golf tournament gets to press the red button on the trebuchet
01:12:52.420 seriously it is that it is crazy though like we don't trust our own women like why wouldn't we do that
01:13:06.500 so i'm like do i trust you know like my mother my sister morgan like all the good you know most of them in my life they're all
01:13:13.300 i don't want anything bad to happen to any of these women that i know that are the friends of ours in the community
01:13:18.200 so i'm like would i be comfortable giving all of them guns with basic you know competency training
01:13:23.160 yes absolutely i would feel better actually
01:13:25.480 whenever they're out in whatever they're doing it's like
01:13:29.400 well they're armed
01:13:31.100 oh they're downtown alone yeah but she's got a uh
01:13:35.800 she's got a 40 caliber pistol with her so
01:13:39.120 there's that you know
01:13:41.320 they all do all the girls do they all got matching ones at the bachelorette party
01:13:46.020 they all got
01:13:46.980 they all got matching fucking glock 40s
01:13:50.720 40 cals
01:13:52.260 it's good
01:13:53.300 all the women are like i want this i will do anything to make this happen
01:13:58.980 anything huh
01:14:02.060 well where's uncle harvey when you need him
01:14:05.580 somebody's you guys you gotta we all gotta make sacrifices all right
01:14:09.980 uh one mia says hiking in the rockies beautiful boreal forest aroma nope cheat
01:14:15.980 the higher you go the less there are
01:14:17.780 they don't really have the physical prowess to get up there
01:14:20.820 do you remember did you see the fight i showed you on wednesday
01:14:23.440 hysterical it was so cute
01:14:27.780 um
01:14:28.940 this is i relished giving ear-splitting grins to our folk and disgusted look
01:14:33.940 rude looks at the nons
01:14:35.820 it's kind of a fun game right
01:14:39.160 hey how you doing
01:14:40.860 fairies mastered it
01:14:46.780 instant instantly makes everyone uncomfortable
01:14:53.160 jenstein what's up sorry says there's something very satisfying about the
01:14:57.620 pressure washing away black scum while you yell in my ear
01:15:00.860 thank you
01:15:01.460 your pressure washing black scum away
01:15:04.160 oh do you have some of the dumpster island people tied up
01:15:06.860 stop screaming
01:15:15.060 wash them till they're clean jenstein
01:15:22.100 when there's nothing but bones
01:15:24.360 they're clean now
01:15:26.460 your sentence is complete you've been you've been cleansed
01:15:31.000 yes
01:15:32.360 black belt dissident says welcome back i took your advice and ended up in a bare
01:15:37.260 knuckle match with some bikers down south
01:15:39.340 when was that when was that my advice
01:15:41.340 they all had that symbol on the banner behind you tattooed on their faces great
01:15:45.780 night what
01:15:46.540 this you fought a bunch of bikers that all had this tattooed on their face
01:15:51.780 press f to doubt
01:15:54.800 press x to doubt
01:15:56.400 i don't know this doesn't sound like a true story
01:15:58.280 he does say he has a black belt though
01:16:00.520 so maybe there's something going on
01:16:01.640 is there a whole underground fight club world i'm not aware of
01:16:04.220 i'm aware of the underground fight club world
01:16:07.640 like we're all in that
01:16:09.640 isn't that wild that that's real now
01:16:12.240 boys
01:16:12.880 how old were you when you realized you were you were in the movie fight club
01:16:18.140 were you today years old
01:16:19.660 you're in a fucking secret active club somewhere
01:16:23.600 you're trying to protect your identities
01:16:25.060 you don't talk about it
01:16:26.740 it's one of the rules
01:16:28.240 waiting for the banking collapse to happen
01:16:30.620 government thinks you're a bunch of terrorists
01:16:32.140 hey
01:16:32.760 i'm tyler durden
01:16:34.780 yay
01:16:38.080 you've met me at a very strange time in my life
01:16:40.940 what song was that
01:16:45.580 oh i don't have it really
01:16:46.880 i'm gonna try and look it up
01:16:51.860 what a great fucking movie
01:16:55.060 the book is excellent too
01:16:56.300 if you haven't seen it
01:16:59.000 i don't want to ruin it for you but
01:17:00.920 i'm gonna play the ending of the movie and ruin it for you
01:17:05.340 i don't want to go there
01:17:07.620 i want to go to the very very end
01:17:10.120 i did actually
01:17:11.760 find some cause
01:17:13.920 you shot yourself
01:17:17.480 yes but it's okay
01:17:18.960 marlon look at me
01:17:20.200 i'm really okay
01:17:21.800 trust me
01:17:24.280 it's all gonna be okay guys
01:17:27.120 credit card's due
01:17:32.260 it's paid
01:17:32.920 they did it
01:17:34.220 just like we said
01:17:36.180 now we can get to fixin' stuff
01:17:38.800 you met me at a very strange time in my life
01:17:42.400 nothing in it and you'll ask yourself
01:18:03.040 where is my mind
01:18:05.480 if you haven't seen that movie
01:18:06.800 go watch it
01:18:08.340 it's one of the few
01:18:10.060 it was great
01:18:11.820 fuck that was
01:18:12.380 and that happened like
01:18:13.360 not long before 9-11
01:18:14.680 the whole world was in
01:18:16.060 was kind of getting weird at that time
01:18:17.820 i was a little too young
01:18:19.320 uh
01:18:20.860 jeez how old would i've been
01:18:22.220 like probably 14
01:18:23.220 something around the time that came out
01:18:25.680 um
01:18:28.420 but this is on the heels of the militia movement
01:18:30.500 the united states
01:18:31.180 you had waco
01:18:31.840 you had ruby ridge
01:18:32.740 like it was getting heated in the u.s
01:18:34.460 and they were aware of the border
01:18:36.880 like all the same problems we have now
01:18:38.600 they were noticing
01:18:39.520 starting to notice back then
01:18:41.140 it was becoming politically
01:18:42.740 it was starting to get a little mainstream
01:18:44.220 some people were saying
01:18:45.100 oh but then 9-11 happened
01:18:47.000 you know
01:18:48.000 and
01:18:48.180 anyway we just forgot all about that
01:18:51.940 for about 20 fucking years
01:18:53.540 so that's all
01:18:55.580 we just forgot about
01:18:56.520 all the same problems
01:18:57.540 we've had since the 1990s
01:18:59.380 we ignored them
01:19:01.060 for 20 years
01:19:02.640 because
01:19:03.560 the machine
01:19:04.520 did this
01:19:05.900 uh
01:19:06.640 go get them
01:19:12.240 it worked
01:19:14.140 that should buy us some time
01:19:15.960 it'll buy us about 20 years
01:19:17.000 oh shit
01:19:17.660 the banking system's gonna collapse
01:19:18.900 uh
01:19:19.600 okay it worked
01:19:25.340 it'll buy us another 10 years
01:19:27.020 oh shit
01:19:28.700 stay home
01:19:30.720 stay safe
01:19:31.440 it's just over and over and over again
01:19:35.100 some kind of nonsense
01:19:36.560 bullshit
01:19:37.060 you know
01:19:37.880 festival
01:19:39.140 and they
01:19:40.160 and they're so creative with it
01:19:42.060 that
01:19:42.320 it doesn't just serve their needs
01:19:44.380 to distract
01:19:45.260 deflect
01:19:46.620 divert energy away
01:19:48.360 from sensitive areas
01:19:49.620 weak spots
01:19:50.700 broken ribs
01:19:51.400 like you might want to go after
01:19:52.340 not only does it
01:19:53.740 defend them
01:19:54.420 it actually advances
01:19:55.940 their interests
01:19:56.520 because it
01:19:57.320 not only does it
01:19:58.080 redirect your energy away
01:19:59.120 it directs it in a place
01:20:00.540 that also makes them
01:20:01.800 more powerful
01:20:02.460 so not only have they
01:20:05.560 convinced you
01:20:06.160 not to attack them
01:20:07.340 not to come after
01:20:08.580 their power centers
01:20:09.580 or their grip on your life
01:20:11.180 you
01:20:11.900 they've convinced you
01:20:13.060 to attack
01:20:14.100 their enemies
01:20:15.020 for them
01:20:15.640 and when all of their enemies
01:20:18.260 are gone
01:20:18.980 they'll make you attack
01:20:20.280 yourselves
01:20:21.120 that's what happened
01:20:26.780 that's where we are
01:20:28.340 we spent 20 years
01:20:30.040 running around the world
01:20:31.040 beating up everybody
01:20:31.900 that was left
01:20:32.880 that was left
01:20:34.340 all of the major powers
01:20:36.540 of resistance
01:20:37.100 had been defeated
01:20:37.980 and destroyed
01:20:38.720 we're now into the 70s
01:20:40.820 and the 80s
01:20:41.420 the Soviet Union's
01:20:42.340 out of the way
01:20:42.900 well
01:20:45.540 time to mop up
01:20:47.520 because the Soviets
01:20:52.960 yeah they
01:20:55.000 they got a little
01:20:55.800 anti-Semitic there
01:20:56.780 for a little while
01:20:59.240 and they
01:21:00.040 you know
01:21:00.740 so they're
01:21:03.560 they're still
01:21:04.260 they're still real mad
01:21:05.360 at the Russians
01:21:06.000 but
01:21:08.360 then it was like
01:21:09.680 oh well
01:21:10.140 now you're down to
01:21:10.740 middle powers
01:21:11.480 like minor powers
01:21:12.740 Iraq
01:21:13.400 not anymore
01:21:15.360 Syria
01:21:16.420 Lebanon
01:21:17.440 Libya
01:21:19.080 bye
01:21:19.600 still eyeing up Iran
01:21:23.540 we're still coming
01:21:24.200 for that last one
01:21:25.020 though aren't we
01:21:25.620 but we're
01:21:26.900 we're in the
01:21:27.300 basically in the
01:21:27.920 mop up stage
01:21:28.860 and now that
01:21:30.200 there's no more
01:21:30.840 external
01:21:31.520 organized
01:21:32.280 powerful foes
01:21:33.320 that may
01:21:33.900 threaten their
01:21:34.760 hegemony
01:21:35.360 let's start
01:21:37.360 putting white
01:21:38.000 people in jail
01:21:38.860 let's start
01:21:39.460 cleaning up
01:21:40.140 let's just
01:21:40.600 start killing
01:21:41.260 individuals
01:21:41.740 let's get that
01:21:42.360 61 year old
01:21:43.380 grandfather
01:21:44.040 put that
01:21:44.960 12 year old
01:21:45.820 in prison
01:21:46.340 yeah let's get
01:21:47.240 it that's
01:21:47.620 suckin
01:21:47.960 let's wrap
01:21:48.500 this up
01:21:48.940 now
01:21:49.280 and all
01:21:52.640 the while
01:21:53.180 these things
01:21:53.760 are going
01:21:54.200 on
01:21:54.680 what's
01:21:55.340 dumpster
01:21:55.780 island
01:21:56.080 well I heard
01:21:57.900 let's see what
01:22:02.860 people are doing
01:22:03.440 on twitter
01:22:03.940 and I didn't
01:22:18.540 think I had
01:22:18.980 anything to say
01:22:19.540 tonight
01:22:19.820 we got ghosts
01:22:24.360 we got
01:22:24.840 fed posting
01:22:26.560 we got
01:22:27.000 what a mess
01:22:28.920 I'm sure that
01:22:29.400 produced some
01:22:29.880 comments
01:22:30.240 I'll go read
01:22:30.700 some now
01:22:31.040 somebody's probably
01:22:31.580 got something to
01:22:32.020 say
01:22:32.220 I got
01:22:33.520 actually I got
01:22:34.020 a bunch
01:22:34.300 actually thanks
01:22:34.980 guys
01:22:35.120 see what I
01:22:35.520 saw
01:22:35.720 it says
01:22:35.980 well
01:22:36.220 Rachel looks
01:22:37.100 good
01:22:37.420 but it's
01:22:38.300 like a last
01:22:38.940 call at the
01:22:39.760 legion good
01:22:40.380 I'm not
01:22:43.220 not at all
01:22:44.280 I don't
01:22:47.860 like I've
01:22:48.560 never liked
01:22:49.100 tall women
01:22:49.760 no offense
01:22:51.360 just for some
01:22:52.920 reason
01:22:53.300 anything over
01:22:54.460 like 510 is
01:22:56.180 just too much
01:22:56.660 for me
01:22:57.000 you know
01:22:58.180 like once
01:23:00.160 you're already
01:23:00.680 taller than me
01:23:01.380 I'm starting to
01:23:01.840 get a little
01:23:02.180 weirded out
01:23:02.880 like
01:23:04.380 and she's
01:23:06.400 like seven
01:23:07.020 feet tall
01:23:07.640 so
01:23:09.360 that's weird
01:23:11.520 too
01:23:11.860 and
01:23:14.700 just
01:23:15.460 you know
01:23:16.100 physical
01:23:17.060 attraction
01:23:17.520 is based
01:23:17.920 on genetics
01:23:18.540 and
01:23:19.080 and if
01:23:19.780 your
01:23:20.160 if your
01:23:20.960 genetics
01:23:21.320 would be
01:23:21.940 upgraded
01:23:22.680 or
01:23:24.040 the
01:23:24.780 combination
01:23:25.120 of yours
01:23:25.680 plus theirs
01:23:26.280 would produce
01:23:26.960 a superior
01:23:27.700 life form
01:23:28.540 that's when
01:23:29.800 strong physical
01:23:30.640 attraction
01:23:31.080 takes place
01:23:31.760 like that's
01:23:32.560 kind of
01:23:32.820 that's the
01:23:33.140 theory anyway
01:23:33.740 but you know
01:23:35.240 when you notice
01:23:35.860 that your eyes
01:23:36.480 are on the
01:23:36.840 side of your
01:23:37.320 head
01:23:37.660 your internal
01:23:39.280 it's like
01:23:39.780 no those
01:23:40.340 those
01:23:40.660 that's not
01:23:41.380 that's not
01:23:42.720 going
01:23:42.940 so there's
01:23:43.420 no
01:23:43.720 there's
01:23:44.020 actually
01:23:44.200 negative
01:23:44.540 attraction
01:23:44.940 it's actually
01:23:45.260 kind of
01:23:45.620 it's repulsive
01:23:46.280 actually
01:23:46.900 instead of
01:23:48.100 being attracted
01:23:48.700 towards
01:23:49.120 it's actually
01:23:49.700 it's like
01:23:50.820 magnets
01:23:51.240 like it's
01:23:51.800 magnetically
01:23:52.460 yeah so
01:23:54.060 I don't
01:23:54.360 I don't
01:23:54.760 find
01:23:55.140 I don't
01:23:56.320 like
01:23:56.600 fish eye
01:23:57.840 I've never
01:23:59.000 found that
01:23:59.620 hot
01:24:01.200 you know
01:24:01.800 at least
01:24:04.880 if she got
01:24:05.320 any in her
01:24:05.780 eye
01:24:06.060 it could only
01:24:06.420 ever be
01:24:06.720 one
01:24:06.980 because
01:24:07.220 you could
01:24:07.480 never
01:24:07.640 get both
01:24:08.060 sides
01:24:08.260 she's so
01:24:31.200 mad
01:24:31.520 winding up
01:24:36.900 my play
01:24:37.480 thing
01:24:38.080 dude
01:24:38.420 dude
01:24:38.980 dude
01:24:39.420 anyway
01:24:40.380 he says
01:24:40.720 then you
01:24:41.020 realize
01:24:41.320 it was
01:24:41.600 padded
01:24:42.140 push-up
01:24:42.580 bra
01:24:42.860 like
01:24:43.140 yeah
01:24:43.500 dude
01:24:44.160 it's not
01:24:44.460 a pad
01:24:44.740 it's a
01:24:45.040 teapot
01:24:45.540 the teapots
01:24:46.700 get reduced
01:24:47.160 to teacups
01:24:47.660 or maybe
01:24:47.940 even saucers
01:24:48.580 then disappointment
01:24:49.240 yeah
01:24:49.920 just there's
01:24:51.440 no reason
01:24:51.880 like there's
01:24:52.240 lots of
01:24:52.600 women out
01:24:53.000 there
01:24:53.160 you don't
01:24:53.480 need to
01:24:53.760 go after
01:24:54.180 the ones
01:24:54.520 that are
01:24:54.720 clearly
01:24:55.040 have
01:24:55.400 something
01:24:55.660 wrong
01:24:55.900 with
01:24:56.040 them
01:24:56.180 you know
01:24:56.740 if there's
01:24:57.280 clearly
01:24:57.620 something
01:24:57.960 wrong
01:24:58.260 with
01:24:58.400 them
01:24:58.520 like
01:24:58.780 are you
01:25:00.720 that desperate
01:25:01.720 like what
01:25:02.200 is your
01:25:02.520 status
01:25:03.040 are you
01:25:03.500 at like
01:25:03.740 the bottom
01:25:04.300 are you
01:25:05.320 literally
01:25:05.800 like I
01:25:06.220 was born
01:25:06.700 with one
01:25:07.280 leg
01:25:07.660 I don't
01:25:08.680 have a
01:25:09.000 face
01:25:09.400 I am
01:25:10.860 completely
01:25:11.340 covered in
01:25:11.880 hair
01:25:12.260 I have
01:25:13.280 an extra
01:25:13.700 hand
01:25:14.260 like is
01:25:14.720 that you
01:25:15.240 if that's
01:25:16.080 the case
01:25:16.500 then I
01:25:16.740 could
01:25:16.860 understand
01:25:17.240 but
01:25:17.660 I mean
01:25:19.020 dude
01:25:19.460 that's
01:25:19.720 an instant
01:25:20.160 pass
01:25:20.680 like
01:25:20.920 keep
01:25:21.840 going
01:25:22.100 like
01:25:22.540 if you're
01:25:22.780 picking up
01:25:24.380 fruit at
01:25:24.700 the grocery
01:25:25.060 store
01:25:25.380 and you're
01:25:25.640 like this
01:25:25.960 one is
01:25:26.360 rotten
01:25:26.840 you're
01:25:27.320 not like
01:25:27.580 that's
01:25:28.320 fine
01:25:28.640 I'll
01:25:28.840 eat
01:25:28.980 no
01:25:29.340 no
01:25:30.380 like have
01:25:31.100 some
01:25:31.300 self
01:25:31.580 respect
01:25:32.040 oh this
01:25:34.320 one's got
01:25:34.560 a worm
01:25:34.980 coming out
01:25:35.360 of it
01:25:35.520 no
01:25:35.820 get
01:25:36.340 no
01:25:36.880 why do
01:25:38.580 you hate
01:25:39.000 yourself
01:25:39.500 sir
01:25:40.020 why would
01:25:41.780 you do
01:25:41.980 this to
01:25:42.220 yourself
01:25:42.540 you see
01:25:42.820 how
01:25:43.040 damn
01:25:43.900 you're
01:25:44.140 basically
01:25:44.440 going to
01:25:44.760 ruin
01:25:44.960 your life
01:25:45.320 so if
01:25:45.860 you think
01:25:46.240 she's
01:25:46.460 attractive
01:25:46.880 you've
01:25:47.780 ruined
01:25:48.040 your life
01:25:48.540 you're
01:25:49.680 going to
01:25:49.940 ruin
01:25:50.200 your entire
01:25:50.780 life
01:25:51.160 if you
01:25:51.440 feel this
01:25:52.200 way
01:25:52.420 I can't
01:25:53.740 stress
01:25:54.040 this
01:25:54.260 strongly
01:25:54.620 enough
01:25:55.020 it's
01:25:57.620 unironically
01:25:58.400 over bro
01:25:59.360 if you
01:25:59.780 feel that
01:26:00.240 way
01:26:00.500 if you
01:26:00.940 look at
01:26:01.280 her at
01:26:01.560 all and
01:26:02.120 anything
01:26:02.460 moves
01:26:03.040 below your
01:26:04.380 eyebrows
01:26:05.000 they should
01:26:07.580 just go
01:26:07.860 you know
01:26:08.800 anything else
01:26:09.480 any other
01:26:10.000 reaction
01:26:10.520 it's unironically
01:26:11.620 over for you
01:26:12.340 all right
01:26:13.940 Swiss says
01:26:14.620 whenever he
01:26:16.660 says he can't
01:26:17.080 stream it's
01:26:17.480 because he's
01:26:17.760 actually golfing
01:26:18.540 I haven't gone
01:26:19.680 golfing in like
01:26:20.380 15 years
01:26:21.080 I'm not a
01:26:21.760 golfer but
01:26:22.220 it's in
01:26:24.400 his precious
01:26:25.300 polo shirt
01:26:25.900 don't listen
01:26:26.840 no you're
01:26:27.360 never getting
01:26:27.660 a polo shirt
01:26:28.180 now you're
01:26:29.180 going to be
01:26:29.380 the only
01:26:29.860 guy not
01:26:30.840 in a polo
01:26:31.420 shirt
01:26:31.720 okay and
01:26:34.060 we're going
01:26:34.320 to keep it
01:26:34.660 that way
01:26:35.040 for
01:26:35.420 Swiss
01:26:40.340 three dangles
01:26:41.620 through
01:26:41.940 so 3d
01:26:43.560 30 30
01:26:44.180 30 years
01:26:44.880 30 years
01:26:45.760 before you're
01:26:46.180 allowed to
01:26:46.340 wear a polo
01:26:46.760 shirt how's
01:26:47.180 that more
01:26:48.540 meth no
01:26:48.960 meth for you
01:26:49.440 either only
01:26:50.020 the polo
01:26:50.440 shirt guys
01:26:50.860 can get
01:26:51.160 meth now
01:26:51.620 that's the
01:26:52.360 law when
01:26:53.440 you go to
01:26:53.780 sign out
01:26:54.160 your government
01:26:54.640 issued
01:26:54.960 meth they'll
01:26:56.260 be like
01:26:56.460 where's your
01:26:56.740 polo shirt
01:26:57.180 it's like
01:26:58.980 your ID
01:26:59.400 like what
01:27:00.020 you don't
01:27:00.220 have a
01:27:00.420 polo shirt
01:27:00.880 what's wrong
01:27:02.020 with you
01:27:02.300 go get
01:27:04.080 your polo
01:27:04.420 shirt and
01:27:04.660 you're not
01:27:04.840 going to
01:27:04.980 have one
01:27:05.280 so you're
01:27:05.420 not going
01:27:05.620 to have
01:27:05.780 meth or
01:27:06.240 polo
01:27:06.580 shirts
01:27:06.860 and you're
01:27:08.420 going to
01:27:08.560 have to
01:27:08.720 be getting
01:27:08.980 rotten fruit
01:27:09.580 at the
01:27:09.860 grocery
01:27:10.320 store
01:27:10.680 and we're
01:27:11.800 going to
01:27:11.920 have to
01:27:12.180 pair you
01:27:12.480 up with
01:27:12.760 fucking
01:27:13.080 fish
01:27:14.160 people
01:27:14.560 rejecting
01:27:17.700 the polo
01:27:18.240 shirt has
01:27:18.640 been a
01:27:18.960 catastrophic
01:27:19.600 remember
01:27:20.140 when i said
01:27:20.540 earlier in
01:27:20.920 the stream
01:27:21.320 you make
01:27:21.760 mistakes and
01:27:22.340 it can have
01:27:22.740 these great
01:27:23.140 these effects
01:27:23.680 where it's
01:27:23.960 not you know
01:27:24.420 this isn't
01:27:24.820 my fault
01:27:25.220 yes it is
01:27:26.080 you chose
01:27:26.760 t-shirts
01:27:27.220 over polo
01:27:27.880 shirts
01:27:28.120 that's why
01:27:28.720 your life
01:27:29.100 sucks now
01:27:30.040 it's your
01:27:32.200 fault not
01:27:32.860 mine
01:27:33.280 you did
01:27:34.120 this
01:27:34.520 you did
01:27:35.100 this
01:27:35.560 moving on
01:27:38.240 gb max
01:27:38.980 says could
01:27:39.460 make it a
01:27:39.860 tournament for
01:27:40.580 the women
01:27:40.920 the women
01:27:41.280 have the
01:27:41.600 highest
01:27:41.860 score
01:27:42.120 listen
01:27:42.740 that was
01:27:43.980 heavily
01:27:44.300 implied
01:27:44.780 i'm just
01:27:45.060 trying not
01:27:45.400 to fed
01:27:45.700 post any
01:27:46.080 more than
01:27:46.300 i already
01:27:46.480 am
01:27:46.700 until the
01:27:47.600 next
01:27:47.800 tournament
01:27:48.080 obviously
01:27:48.600 there'll be
01:27:49.080 scores and
01:27:49.700 ranking
01:27:50.040 systems
01:27:50.640 you know
01:27:51.000 i mean
01:27:51.320 the women
01:27:51.640 aren't that
01:27:52.020 dumb
01:27:52.200 they'll figure
01:27:52.560 it out
01:27:52.780 i think
01:27:54.500 they know
01:27:54.840 what we
01:27:55.160 mean
01:27:55.360 they know
01:27:56.760 what must
01:27:57.100 be done
01:27:57.500 just unleash
01:28:00.680 all that
01:28:01.140 all that
01:28:02.420 feminism
01:28:02.800 frustration
01:28:03.720 just let
01:28:05.380 it let
01:28:05.660 it rip
01:28:05.980 let it rip
01:28:07.320 and 40
01:28:07.660 cal
01:28:07.960 troll
01:28:10.700 a night
01:28:11.080 again
01:28:11.500 he says
01:28:11.880 nothing to
01:28:12.340 say
01:28:12.580 oh well
01:28:13.220 thank you
01:28:13.660 appreciate
01:28:15.580 that
01:28:15.960 appreciate
01:28:16.560 the nothing
01:28:16.880 to say
01:28:17.320 yeah there's
01:28:20.640 a democracy
01:28:21.120 comment about
01:28:21.640 earlier i kind
01:28:22.140 of wanted to
01:28:22.540 get into but
01:28:23.160 maybe i'll
01:28:23.500 wait
01:28:23.720 basically it
01:28:24.680 doesn't
01:28:24.920 it could
01:28:26.260 work if
01:28:27.580 everybody was
01:28:28.540 of the same
01:28:29.220 worldview and
01:28:31.820 tribe
01:28:32.260 then you can
01:28:34.760 work together
01:28:35.400 to agree to
01:28:36.760 disagree on
01:28:37.360 things
01:28:37.760 if you have
01:28:39.420 multiple
01:28:40.440 tribes with
01:28:42.600 different worldviews
01:28:43.860 they're now just
01:28:45.320 competing for the
01:28:46.120 same resources
01:28:47.000 and they will
01:28:48.920 acquire more power
01:28:50.160 at your expense
01:28:51.180 because there's
01:28:51.600 only so much
01:28:52.180 to go around
01:28:52.840 and instead
01:28:53.220 of it all
01:28:53.620 belonging to
01:28:54.220 your people
01:28:54.860 and your
01:28:55.160 tribe
01:28:55.580 now it's
01:28:56.280 being spread
01:28:56.760 out everywhere
01:28:57.280 and they're
01:28:57.740 going to use
01:28:58.060 it for their
01:28:58.360 own interest
01:28:58.760 so multiculturalism
01:29:01.860 is a weapon
01:29:04.020 it's a poison
01:29:05.560 that is injected
01:29:06.280 into a liberal
01:29:08.020 democratic society
01:29:09.080 that fractures
01:29:10.440 and destroys it
01:29:11.180 from within
01:29:11.680 it's impossible
01:29:17.420 for us to
01:29:18.060 regain control
01:29:18.820 of the country
01:29:19.320 now because
01:29:19.780 of this
01:29:20.260 and we
01:29:21.700 are doomed
01:29:22.320 to a cycle
01:29:23.980 of increased
01:29:25.540 tension and
01:29:26.220 violence for
01:29:26.740 the foreseeable
01:29:27.260 future
01:29:27.600 because stupid
01:29:30.420 people have been
01:29:30.980 making all the
01:29:31.440 decisions
01:29:31.880 traitors
01:29:34.460 stupid people
01:29:35.260 sellouts
01:29:36.560 psychopaths
01:29:38.580 like all
01:29:39.400 the worst
01:29:40.100 people in the
01:29:40.600 world
01:29:40.820 politicians
01:29:41.600 but again
01:29:43.680 it's our fault
01:29:44.220 for letting it
01:29:44.660 happen
01:29:44.920 we could have
01:29:45.300 stopped them
01:29:45.700 we could have
01:29:46.060 did some
01:29:46.360 why didn't we
01:29:47.080 do anything
01:29:47.440 at 9-11
01:29:48.040 for some reason
01:29:49.660 for some
01:29:50.480 reason
01:29:50.820 and this
01:29:51.260 is like
01:29:51.520 historically
01:29:52.080 we're like
01:29:54.320 we're like
01:29:58.860 the buzzer
01:29:59.380 beater
01:29:59.660 people
01:30:00.100 I used to
01:30:02.980 do this
01:30:03.280 at school
01:30:03.960 and I
01:30:04.220 would stay
01:30:05.020 in bed
01:30:05.460 until the
01:30:05.800 last possible
01:30:06.440 minute
01:30:06.760 like
01:30:10.560 it'll take
01:30:12.140 me
01:30:12.360 I'll have my
01:30:13.180 routine down
01:30:13.740 so fast
01:30:14.740 it'll take me
01:30:15.280 this long
01:30:15.580 to shave
01:30:15.920 this long
01:30:16.240 to get dressed
01:30:16.640 this long
01:30:16.900 to put my
01:30:17.180 boots on
01:30:17.500 this long
01:30:17.780 to get
01:30:17.960 the ice
01:30:18.260 off the
01:30:18.540 car
01:30:18.700 this long
01:30:19.060 to get
01:30:19.280 there
01:30:19.500 this long
01:30:20.140 to drive
01:30:20.440 to the base
01:30:20.900 this long
01:30:21.280 to boob
01:30:21.540 so I'm like
01:30:22.580 if I leave
01:30:24.460 at exactly
01:30:25.260 645
01:30:26.380 I'll be at
01:30:27.480 work on time
01:30:28.080 or 630
01:30:30.300 or something
01:30:30.640 right
01:30:30.900 I have to be
01:30:32.040 up at 630
01:30:32.700 and I'll
01:30:33.020 like
01:30:33.480 I could get
01:30:34.920 up and make
01:30:35.300 it but
01:30:35.580 there's no
01:30:36.020 room for error
01:30:36.740 if anything
01:30:37.200 goes wrong
01:30:37.680 I'm fucked
01:30:38.200 but I want
01:30:40.640 to sleep
01:30:41.000 I want to
01:30:41.760 be comfortable
01:30:42.200 I'm being
01:30:42.660 a bitch
01:30:43.040 I'm being
01:30:43.360 lazy
01:30:43.760 this is our
01:30:44.560 tendency
01:30:44.960 so we
01:30:46.040 wait till
01:30:46.320 the last
01:30:46.840 possible
01:30:47.320 minute
01:30:47.500 for whatever
01:30:48.080 reason
01:30:48.480 we wait
01:30:48.980 until it
01:30:49.540 absolutely
01:30:50.280 positively
01:30:51.440 cannot be
01:30:52.460 ignored
01:30:52.820 any longer
01:30:53.660 and you
01:30:55.880 know
01:30:56.160 that seems
01:30:57.380 to be what
01:30:57.740 we're doing
01:30:58.020 we're just
01:30:58.320 gonna wait
01:30:59.460 and suffer
01:31:00.040 and suffer
01:31:00.520 and suffer
01:31:01.000 until it's
01:31:01.740 and then
01:31:04.320 it's gonna
01:31:04.620 and then
01:31:05.200 when it does
01:31:06.640 kick off
01:31:07.360 it will be
01:31:08.000 with such
01:31:08.720 explosive
01:31:11.120 ferocity
01:31:11.780 that it
01:31:12.220 will terrify
01:31:12.740 people
01:31:13.160 it will
01:31:15.340 it will
01:31:16.920 cause people
01:31:17.440 to panic
01:31:18.460 not ours
01:31:21.840 you know
01:31:22.640 but
01:31:23.480 it's gonna
01:31:24.680 be
01:31:24.820 it's gonna
01:31:25.240 be interesting
01:31:25.680 the next
01:31:26.380 10 years
01:31:26.760 are gonna
01:31:26.960 be
01:31:27.180 dynamic
01:31:30.460 I'll use
01:31:31.580 that word
01:31:31.960 I'll say
01:31:32.220 they'll be
01:31:32.440 very dynamic
01:31:33.180 trouser snakes
01:31:36.260 is your
01:31:36.560 lifesaver
01:31:37.040 so keep
01:31:37.420 your morale
01:31:37.780 up
01:31:37.940 oh
01:31:38.200 well
01:31:38.640 I want
01:31:41.740 to be a
01:31:42.060 life
01:31:42.300 I want
01:31:42.660 to be a
01:31:42.900 life taker
01:31:43.600 I am
01:31:45.420 a heart
01:31:45.860 breaker
01:31:46.280 I am
01:31:47.000 a risk
01:31:47.500 taker
01:31:48.020 my life
01:31:50.280 my rules
01:31:51.400 oh my god
01:31:52.300 you remember
01:31:52.560 that did you
01:31:52.960 guys watch
01:31:53.660 Derek's stream
01:31:54.340 when he played
01:31:54.660 that fucking
01:31:55.080 oh my god
01:31:56.660 it was like
01:31:58.080 engineered
01:32:01.540 in a factory
01:32:02.320 to be the most
01:32:03.020 annoying thing
01:32:03.660 anyone had ever
01:32:04.320 seen
01:32:04.600 and it was
01:32:05.120 just this
01:32:05.460 guy's honest
01:32:06.020 attempt at a
01:32:06.580 music video
01:32:07.180 and it was
01:32:07.660 so bad
01:32:10.200 it was
01:32:10.740 so bad
01:32:11.640 it was a
01:32:13.080 mockery
01:32:13.560 of life
01:32:13.980 itself
01:32:14.440 all life
01:32:16.980 on earth
01:32:17.380 was being
01:32:17.860 mocked
01:32:18.320 by this
01:32:18.700 entire
01:32:19.040 this whole
01:32:19.620 it
01:32:19.900 it spat
01:32:21.560 in the face
01:32:22.100 of creation
01:32:22.660 is what
01:32:23.060 it did
01:32:23.420 it's my
01:32:27.100 life
01:32:28.400 I am
01:32:30.400 a heart
01:32:30.860 breaker
01:32:31.280 I am
01:32:32.020 a risk
01:32:32.520 taker
01:32:32.980 he just
01:32:33.460 goes on
01:32:33.820 and on
01:32:34.060 like this
01:32:34.440 about how
01:32:34.840 awesome
01:32:35.240 he is
01:32:35.720 I was
01:32:44.820 playing
01:32:45.060 I would
01:32:45.400 I would
01:32:45.900 chase
01:32:46.160 Morgan
01:32:46.440 around the
01:32:46.780 house
01:32:46.980 with it
01:32:47.200 and play
01:32:47.500 it
01:32:47.640 and just
01:32:47.860 drive
01:32:48.060 her
01:32:48.200 crazy
01:32:48.560 my life
01:32:52.800 my rules
01:32:54.300 oh
01:32:54.780 oh
01:32:55.500 buddy
01:32:59.900 I drive
01:33:00.400 the truck
01:33:00.900 right into
01:33:01.380 the overpass
01:33:02.180 here
01:33:02.380 I'm going
01:33:02.700 to call
01:33:02.980 911
01:33:03.440 did you
01:33:08.720 just crash
01:33:09.260 that
01:33:09.460 fucking
01:33:09.720 truck
01:33:10.020 right into
01:33:10.360 the
01:33:10.500 overpass
01:33:11.080 what kind
01:33:14.240 of answer
01:33:14.660 is that
01:33:15.120 I don't
01:33:15.400 know
01:33:15.560 he's
01:33:15.760 stressed
01:33:16.080 out
01:33:16.320 it's
01:33:16.480 what
01:33:16.620 they
01:33:16.760 do
01:33:17.000 it's
01:33:17.380 a weird
01:33:17.740 distressed
01:33:18.240 response
01:33:18.720 they get
01:33:19.460 on the
01:33:19.700 phone
01:33:19.920 and they
01:33:20.140 head
01:33:20.320 bob
01:33:20.580 and they
01:33:20.820 just kind
01:33:21.120 of wiggle
01:33:21.440 around
01:33:21.940 and attract
01:33:24.360 more of them
01:33:24.960 come and they
01:33:25.500 all start
01:33:25.860 doing it
01:33:26.300 sometimes they
01:33:26.780 get in slap
01:33:27.200 fights
01:33:27.500 it's really
01:33:27.880 bizarre
01:33:28.260 I've been
01:33:32.060 studying the
01:33:32.540 fish people
01:33:32.960 behavior for
01:33:33.500 years but this
01:33:34.040 is a whole
01:33:34.460 other this is
01:33:35.100 a whole other
01:33:35.560 species I
01:33:36.120 don't even
01:33:36.400 know
01:33:36.700 I'm still
01:33:38.360 trying to
01:33:38.720 determine the
01:33:39.260 hierarchies like
01:33:40.120 you know how
01:33:40.980 they determine
01:33:41.520 who's in
01:33:41.960 charge
01:33:42.140 they're all
01:33:42.460 just kind
01:33:42.800 of
01:33:43.000 it's like a
01:33:45.760 really incompetent
01:33:46.960 and dirty
01:33:47.580 version of
01:33:48.180 the Borg
01:33:48.700 like if the
01:33:49.800 Borg were
01:33:50.320 just
01:33:50.600 just
01:33:51.540 made of
01:33:53.180 pollution
01:33:53.720 and stole
01:33:55.700 and lied
01:33:56.360 a lot
01:33:56.800 and it's
01:33:58.320 like it's
01:33:58.640 unclear who's
01:33:59.300 in charge
01:33:59.780 I think
01:34:00.080 they're all
01:34:00.420 just
01:34:00.660 there's some
01:34:01.640 kind of hive
01:34:02.260 mind that's
01:34:02.860 directing it
01:34:03.440 I can't seem
01:34:04.840 to pin it
01:34:05.420 down
01:34:05.740 it seems
01:34:06.740 international
01:34:07.340 I don't
01:34:08.080 know
01:34:08.300 it could be
01:34:09.080 the thing
01:34:09.400 with all
01:34:09.680 the arms
01:34:10.200 has anybody
01:34:10.520 looked for
01:34:10.920 that
01:34:11.140 is that
01:34:11.440 actually an
01:34:11.920 alien
01:34:12.220 I don't
01:34:12.540 know
01:34:12.740 they're
01:34:14.560 they're
01:34:14.840 real proud
01:34:15.280 of it
01:34:15.480 though
01:34:15.680 and they
01:34:16.100 and they
01:34:16.700 they're pooping
01:34:21.400 on the beach
01:34:21.800 so
01:34:22.420 so
01:34:25.380 you know
01:34:26.140 it's a great
01:34:26.600 way to
01:34:26.880 just end
01:34:27.360 that
01:34:27.620 end that
01:34:28.640 little
01:34:28.880 spit
01:34:29.360 God's
01:34:30.560 chosen
01:34:30.900 bulldozer
01:34:31.400 I'm glad
01:34:32.020 God chose
01:34:32.620 you
01:34:32.800 because
01:34:33.500 otherwise
01:34:33.800 I'd be
01:34:34.200 like hey
01:34:34.720 sir
01:34:35.020 you don't
01:34:35.920 get to
01:34:36.280 bulldoze
01:34:36.780 people
01:34:37.060 oh wait
01:34:37.920 what
01:34:38.200 oh I
01:34:39.780 didn't
01:34:40.020 I didn't
01:34:40.440 oh yeah
01:34:40.940 okay if
01:34:41.480 God said
01:34:41.980 so you
01:34:42.440 bulldoze
01:34:42.760 away
01:34:43.020 sir
01:34:43.240 my bad
01:34:43.800 my bad
01:34:44.740 there's a
01:34:45.560 book that's
01:34:46.120 magic that
01:34:46.780 said you're
01:34:47.220 allowed to
01:34:47.780 oh well
01:34:48.280 fucking
01:34:48.660 I mean I
01:34:49.900 don't even
01:34:50.220 have a magic
01:34:50.800 book that
01:34:51.180 says you're
01:34:51.440 not allowed
01:34:51.900 to so I
01:34:52.420 mean I
01:34:52.660 you know
01:34:53.100 paper covers
01:34:54.600 rock you know
01:34:55.260 what I mean
01:34:55.640 so all right
01:34:56.580 bulldoze away
01:34:57.520 sir good for
01:34:58.240 you
01:34:58.540 wow God
01:34:59.640 chose him
01:35:00.380 chose him
01:35:01.640 specifically
01:35:02.880 God reached
01:35:04.660 down into
01:35:06.200 the bubblegum
01:35:06.900 pit
01:35:07.260 gumball
01:35:08.300 machine and
01:35:08.960 went
01:35:09.180 that one
01:35:12.580 you're my
01:35:13.620 chosen
01:35:14.200 genocide
01:35:15.100 bulldozer
01:35:15.900 makes perfect
01:35:18.100 sense
01:35:18.660 doesn't it
01:35:19.540 you're not
01:35:21.660 in a cult
01:35:22.220 no
01:35:23.460 you're different
01:35:25.260 you're special
01:35:26.140 you're different
01:35:27.540 than all of the
01:35:28.360 people
01:35:28.880 ever
01:35:30.920 who were
01:35:35.160 all positive
01:35:36.140 that they were
01:35:36.740 right about
01:35:37.200 something no
01:35:37.780 one can
01:35:38.140 possibly
01:35:38.580 understand
01:35:39.100 while you're
01:35:39.420 in this
01:35:39.660 plane of
01:35:39.980 existence
01:35:40.420 this time
01:35:42.380 this time
01:35:44.940 you know
01:35:45.440 again there
01:35:46.660 was a very
01:35:47.220 strong message
01:35:47.920 of humility
01:35:48.520 in the book
01:35:49.160 and I'm
01:35:49.460 just this
01:35:50.020 is my
01:35:50.640 it's like I
01:35:56.260 don't think
01:35:56.620 you're supposed
01:35:57.120 to know
01:35:57.640 I think that's
01:35:58.500 part of the
01:35:58.860 game you're
01:35:59.420 not supposed
01:35:59.940 to
01:36:00.240 that would
01:36:01.720 be cheating
01:36:02.240 I think
01:36:07.500 it's
01:36:08.040 built this
01:36:10.340 way that
01:36:11.220 it's impossible
01:36:11.940 to figure out
01:36:12.660 on purpose
01:36:13.440 it's deliberately
01:36:15.060 constructed outside
01:36:16.300 of our ability
01:36:17.100 to understand
01:36:17.820 so that we
01:36:18.920 can never
01:36:19.300 understand it
01:36:20.040 so then we
01:36:20.980 can never
01:36:21.320 cheat at the
01:36:22.040 game
01:36:22.360 you see
01:36:22.820 what I
01:36:23.020 mean
01:36:23.240 the game
01:36:25.980 being our
01:36:26.820 lives
01:36:27.280 the simulation
01:36:28.660 the flat
01:36:29.760 earth
01:36:30.060 the turtle
01:36:30.740 the whatever
01:36:31.240 whatever you
01:36:31.880 want to call
01:36:32.720 whatever the
01:36:33.240 fuck is going
01:36:33.800 on here
01:36:34.260 because
01:36:35.520 let's get
01:36:36.340 weird
01:36:36.700 are you
01:36:44.380 serious
01:36:44.980 like nothing
01:36:45.740 ever
01:36:46.060 do you have
01:36:46.580 any idea
01:36:46.900 how fucking
01:36:47.440 weird this
01:36:47.980 place is
01:36:48.600 have you
01:36:49.540 been out
01:36:49.920 there
01:36:50.260 have you
01:36:50.900 ever looked
01:36:51.500 into anything
01:36:52.220 the amount
01:36:53.540 of creepy
01:36:54.340 doesn't make
01:36:55.540 any sense
01:36:56.480 shit that's
01:36:57.400 out there
01:36:57.900 is so
01:36:59.000 overwhelming
01:36:59.860 so total
01:37:01.440 so crushing
01:37:02.840 that you
01:37:05.740 must be an
01:37:07.480 out of your
01:37:08.080 mind
01:37:08.440 lunatic
01:37:09.060 to think
01:37:10.300 you know
01:37:10.680 what the
01:37:11.040 fuck is
01:37:11.420 going on
01:37:12.200 there's
01:37:13.020 dinner plates
01:37:13.760 floating around
01:37:14.680 people are
01:37:15.480 disappearing
01:37:16.160 a dead body
01:37:17.260 appeared
01:37:17.780 inside of a
01:37:19.060 rock face
01:37:19.840 700 feet
01:37:21.640 in the air
01:37:22.620 human skulls
01:37:25.120 materialized
01:37:26.020 polished
01:37:26.660 set
01:37:27.280 and decorated
01:37:28.400 on a park
01:37:29.300 trail
01:37:29.700 that they
01:37:30.280 disappeared
01:37:30.900 from
01:37:31.380 15 years
01:37:33.100 ago
01:37:33.780 you don't
01:37:41.180 know
01:37:41.340 anything
01:37:41.660 shut up
01:37:42.600 magic book
01:37:45.480 anything in
01:37:47.380 your book
01:37:47.680 about that
01:37:48.300 is there anything
01:37:50.160 in your book
01:37:50.600 about the
01:37:50.940 shadow people
01:37:51.660 man
01:37:52.140 no there's
01:37:54.100 not
01:37:54.560 oh
01:37:57.300 there's so
01:37:57.680 you know
01:37:58.380 the world's
01:37:59.140 crazy
01:37:59.460 there's so
01:37:59.920 much wild
01:38:00.340 shit
01:38:00.660 it's just
01:38:01.840 funny to me
01:38:02.340 when people
01:38:02.720 are like
01:38:02.980 oh I'm
01:38:03.540 very confident
01:38:04.400 the more
01:38:07.220 the more
01:38:08.040 I know
01:38:08.640 and appreciate
01:38:09.240 to be
01:38:09.680 that's true
01:38:10.320 that's
01:38:10.700 I'm just
01:38:11.000 trying to
01:38:11.680 collect
01:38:12.020 knowledge
01:38:12.480 my whole
01:38:12.880 life
01:38:13.220 and every
01:38:14.560 piece
01:38:14.920 that I
01:38:15.220 accumulate
01:38:15.700 makes
01:38:17.200 okay so
01:38:17.800 you guys
01:38:18.040 ever play
01:38:18.480 video games
01:38:19.080 real time
01:38:19.440 strategy
01:38:19.780 game
01:38:19.940 I'm sure
01:38:20.160 a lot
01:38:20.360 of you
01:38:20.520 dudes
01:38:20.740 do
01:38:20.860 right
01:38:20.960 70%
01:38:21.460 of my
01:38:21.660 audience
01:38:21.920 is men
01:38:22.280 so you
01:38:22.520 guys
01:38:22.680 are all
01:38:22.940 nerds
01:38:23.400 and weirdos
01:38:23.860 and kind
01:38:24.140 of closet
01:38:24.460 psychos
01:38:24.900 like I
01:38:25.200 am
01:38:25.340 so you
01:38:25.860 guys
01:38:25.980 know
01:38:26.100 what I
01:38:26.260 mean
01:38:26.360 you're
01:38:27.040 playing
01:38:27.240 these
01:38:27.400 games
01:38:27.580 you're
01:38:27.760 like
01:38:27.860 civilization
01:38:28.480 remember
01:38:28.700 that one
01:38:29.180 those kinds
01:38:30.640 of ones
01:38:30.920 as you're
01:38:31.680 exploring the
01:38:32.340 map
01:38:32.620 it's getting
01:38:33.740 bigger
01:38:34.040 as you
01:38:34.720 find that
01:38:35.920 the world
01:38:36.260 is bigger
01:38:36.640 every piece
01:38:37.720 that you
01:38:37.980 collect
01:38:38.360 of evidence
01:38:39.020 of what
01:38:39.320 this reality
01:38:39.860 is
01:38:40.160 it just
01:38:40.420 makes
01:38:40.640 the map
01:38:41.060 you're
01:38:41.600 like
01:38:41.760 it makes
01:38:42.920 less sense
01:38:43.780 the more
01:38:44.460 you know
01:38:46.000 the less
01:38:46.580 anything
01:38:46.820 makes any
01:38:47.300 sense
01:38:47.780 so
01:38:49.920 when I
01:38:51.140 look at
01:38:51.500 people
01:38:51.780 that are
01:38:52.040 like
01:38:52.280 listen
01:38:53.600 I know
01:38:54.220 I have
01:38:54.540 a pretty
01:38:54.820 good
01:38:55.060 I'm
01:38:55.340 like
01:38:55.480 you're
01:38:55.700 an
01:38:55.880 idiot
01:38:56.260 you're
01:38:57.340 a
01:38:57.580 moron
01:38:58.220 only
01:38:59.880 a
01:39:00.160 moron
01:39:00.740 could
01:39:01.240 be
01:39:01.400 that
01:39:01.700 confident
01:39:02.200 only
01:39:03.260 an
01:39:03.660 absolute
01:39:04.240 moron
01:39:05.020 could
01:39:05.560 walk
01:39:05.940 around
01:39:06.460 this
01:39:07.220 reality
01:39:07.960 and be
01:39:09.720 like
01:39:10.000 I gotta
01:39:10.460 I
01:39:10.740 fucking
01:39:11.080 listen
01:39:11.600 I'll
01:39:11.960 let
01:39:12.080 you
01:39:12.180 know
01:39:12.320 what's
01:39:12.500 going
01:39:12.680 on
01:39:12.860 I'll
01:39:13.040 tell
01:39:13.240 you
01:39:13.360 I
01:39:13.480 know
01:39:13.640 exactly
01:39:14.120 what
01:39:14.440 the
01:39:14.560 fuck
01:39:14.760 everything
01:39:15.120 is
01:39:15.320 I
01:39:15.480 know
01:39:15.680 it's
01:39:15.860 real
01:39:16.080 I
01:39:16.220 know
01:39:16.340 what's
01:39:16.480 happening
01:39:16.800 I
01:39:17.820 know
01:39:17.940 what's
01:39:18.120 going
01:39:18.360 on
01:39:19.200 no
01:39:20.800 you
01:39:20.980 don't
01:39:21.920 here's
01:39:25.120 like
01:39:25.420 there's
01:39:26.180 there's
01:39:26.480 there's
01:39:26.780 clues
01:39:27.180 that
01:39:27.700 there
01:39:27.900 is
01:39:28.040 a
01:39:28.200 whole
01:39:28.520 other
01:39:28.860 agenda
01:39:29.300 at
01:39:29.560 work
01:39:29.800 that
01:39:29.980 we're
01:39:30.160 not
01:39:30.320 even
01:39:30.480 aware
01:39:30.840 of
01:39:31.160 most
01:39:31.760 people
01:39:32.140 and
01:39:33.060 people
01:39:33.340 like
01:39:33.500 to
01:39:33.600 argue
01:39:33.880 about
01:39:34.080 what
01:39:34.280 it
01:39:34.400 is
01:39:34.740 but
01:39:35.680 we're
01:39:36.540 so
01:39:36.760 far
01:39:37.100 outside
01:39:37.520 the
01:39:37.700 know
01:39:37.920 all
01:39:38.220 we
01:39:38.400 see
01:39:38.600 is
01:39:38.760 evidence
01:39:39.160 of
01:39:39.340 whatever
01:39:39.500 the
01:39:39.660 fuck
01:39:39.860 it's
01:39:40.020 doing
01:39:40.220 one
01:39:40.380 of
01:39:40.460 these
01:39:40.580 things
01:39:40.780 I
01:39:40.900 scrolled
01:39:41.220 past
01:39:41.480 the
01:39:41.840 internet
01:39:42.340 earlier
01:39:42.600 today
01:39:42.900 I
01:39:43.740 like I
01:39:43.960 said
01:39:44.080 ancient
01:39:44.360 history
01:39:44.660 is
01:39:44.740 very
01:39:44.880 fascinating
01:39:45.300 to
01:39:45.580 me
01:39:45.800 I
01:39:46.820 think
01:39:47.040 there's
01:39:47.800 the
01:39:49.320 history
01:39:49.740 we're
01:39:50.120 given
01:39:50.440 I
01:39:50.700 don't
01:39:50.880 think
01:39:51.040 is
01:39:51.140 correct
01:39:51.420 at
01:39:51.540 all
01:39:51.760 or at
01:39:52.500 least
01:39:52.720 a lot
01:39:53.120 of it
01:39:53.320 is
01:39:53.480 there's
01:39:54.200 something
01:39:54.640 wrong
01:39:54.980 with it
01:39:55.340 because
01:39:56.240 the
01:39:58.060 status
01:39:58.900 quo
01:39:59.340 guards
01:40:00.800 these
01:40:01.440 sensitive
01:40:02.420 sites
01:40:02.880 that
01:40:03.120 could
01:40:03.380 you know
01:40:03.980 blow
01:40:04.400 open
01:40:04.900 any
01:40:05.720 number
01:40:06.140 of
01:40:06.400 theories
01:40:06.860 and
01:40:07.180 things
01:40:07.560 are
01:40:08.040 just
01:40:08.260 so
01:40:08.520 tightly
01:40:08.920 guarded
01:40:09.340 it's
01:40:09.720 like
01:40:09.880 militant
01:40:10.520 things
01:40:12.360 disappear
01:40:13.060 all the
01:40:13.760 time
01:40:14.140 and you're
01:40:14.400 like
01:40:14.520 why
01:40:14.780 are you
01:40:15.460 hiding
01:40:16.020 our
01:40:18.340 collective
01:40:18.880 story
01:40:19.360 as a
01:40:19.660 species
01:40:20.480 the story
01:40:21.600 of man
01:40:22.260 is what
01:40:24.060 we are
01:40:24.340 digging
01:40:24.560 up
01:40:24.880 and you're
01:40:25.300 deciding
01:40:25.760 all of
01:40:26.940 men
01:40:27.300 don't
01:40:27.700 get to
01:40:28.020 know
01:40:28.180 what
01:40:28.360 that
01:40:28.540 is
01:40:28.900 that's
01:40:29.980 fucking
01:40:30.220 weird
01:40:30.600 so you're
01:40:31.720 not a
01:40:32.000 good guy
01:40:32.420 obviously
01:40:32.920 I was
01:40:34.700 scrolling
01:40:34.940 one of
01:40:35.200 these
01:40:35.300 places
01:40:35.580 is
01:40:35.820 you know
01:40:36.380 Babylon
01:40:36.760 very
01:40:37.260 fascinating
01:40:37.860 Sumeria
01:40:38.460 very
01:40:38.760 fascinating
01:40:39.360 I don't
01:40:42.120 know how
01:40:42.300 is it
01:40:42.660 Nineveh
01:40:43.200 Nineveh
01:40:44.640 it's a
01:40:45.060 city in
01:40:45.420 the
01:40:45.580 Levant
01:40:46.340 or was
01:40:47.980 ancient
01:40:48.920 and I
01:40:49.340 mean like
01:40:49.820 Babylonian
01:40:51.460 era old
01:40:52.160 and
01:40:53.000 Isis
01:40:53.740 blew
01:40:54.920 it up
01:40:55.460 recently
01:40:56.300 recently
01:40:57.480 like this
01:40:58.800 year
01:40:59.200 apparently
01:41:00.360 Isis is
01:41:01.020 back
01:41:01.580 I guess
01:41:02.160 and they're
01:41:03.240 like you
01:41:03.560 know what
01:41:03.820 we need
01:41:04.100 to do
01:41:04.500 blow up
01:41:05.440 5,000
01:41:06.840 year old
01:41:07.420 relics
01:41:07.940 because
01:41:09.980 I guess
01:41:13.140 you know
01:41:13.900 or maybe
01:41:14.600 it might have
01:41:15.420 been a little
01:41:15.660 while ago
01:41:15.900 but while
01:41:16.280 they were
01:41:16.620 rampaging
01:41:17.220 around
01:41:17.440 they did
01:41:17.700 this all
01:41:18.020 over the
01:41:18.280 place
01:41:18.560 a lot
01:41:19.540 of them
01:41:19.700 are old
01:41:20.100 like this
01:41:21.280 is your
01:41:21.660 world
01:41:22.020 this is the
01:41:22.540 Muslim
01:41:22.820 world
01:41:23.280 these are
01:41:23.880 your
01:41:24.140 I mean
01:41:24.600 they're
01:41:25.380 there
01:41:25.640 right
01:41:25.840 like why
01:41:26.260 why are
01:41:26.600 you destroying
01:41:27.280 your own
01:41:29.620 shit
01:41:30.140 doesn't
01:41:31.740 make any
01:41:32.100 sense
01:41:32.520 doesn't it
01:41:35.880 when you
01:41:37.160 when you
01:41:37.500 understand that
01:41:38.020 Isis was
01:41:38.520 actually a
01:41:38.960 proxy controlled
01:41:39.660 force by
01:41:40.200 Israel
01:41:40.600 it makes
01:41:41.300 more sense
01:41:41.860 other stories
01:41:43.420 like did
01:41:44.420 you know
01:41:44.760 that when
01:41:45.020 we invaded
01:41:45.440 Iraq in
01:41:46.060 2003
01:41:46.700 one of
01:41:47.640 the first
01:41:48.040 sites
01:41:48.460 in Iraq
01:41:49.780 that was
01:41:50.140 hit
01:41:50.480 was the
01:41:51.960 the big
01:41:52.400 museum
01:41:52.980 where they
01:41:54.000 have some
01:41:54.420 of the
01:41:54.600 oldest
01:41:54.880 craziest
01:41:55.360 weirdest
01:41:55.740 shit
01:41:56.020 in the
01:41:56.220 world
01:41:56.480 it was
01:41:57.300 hit by
01:41:57.660 like a
01:41:58.040 black
01:41:58.280 ops
01:41:58.560 team
01:41:58.860 they use
01:41:59.200 shape
01:41:59.460 charges
01:41:59.820 to blow
01:42:00.140 their way
01:42:00.500 in to
01:42:01.260 the basement
01:42:01.780 level where
01:42:02.320 they kept
01:42:02.660 all the
01:42:03.020 secret stuff
01:42:03.540 that nobody
01:42:03.960 knew about
01:42:04.580 they
01:42:05.320 cleaned the
01:42:06.840 place out
01:42:07.440 in such
01:42:07.900 precision
01:42:08.360 and speed
01:42:08.840 they knew
01:42:09.180 exactly what
01:42:09.720 was in
01:42:10.020 there
01:42:10.140 they knew
01:42:10.360 exactly
01:42:10.680 what they
01:42:10.960 were doing
01:42:11.160 it had
01:42:11.760 to be
01:42:12.220 you know
01:42:13.520 elite level
01:42:14.260 operators that
01:42:15.040 did this
01:42:15.420 in and out
01:42:15.980 nobody
01:42:16.320 like
01:42:16.700 what the
01:42:17.240 fuck is
01:42:17.600 that about
01:42:18.120 that wasn't
01:42:18.960 like jimmy
01:42:19.580 and the
01:42:19.820 boys
01:42:20.300 that was
01:42:21.320 the u.s
01:42:21.880 government
01:42:22.300 that was
01:42:23.180 the like
01:42:23.600 that was
01:42:23.920 somebody
01:42:24.300 that was
01:42:24.760 a big
01:42:25.020 player
01:42:25.340 that did
01:42:25.640 that
01:42:25.780 what the
01:42:26.680 fuck
01:42:27.080 is actually
01:42:27.920 going on
01:42:28.780 oh did
01:42:29.620 you know
01:42:29.840 that most
01:42:30.340 of the
01:42:30.640 shit
01:42:30.840 the smithsonian
01:42:31.620 has collected
01:42:32.160 of oh it's
01:42:32.880 all disappeared
01:42:33.660 actually
01:42:34.300 they found
01:42:36.680 gigantic human
01:42:38.140 skeletons like
01:42:38.900 nine ten feet
01:42:39.800 tall and they're
01:42:40.240 like what is
01:42:40.600 it oh give
01:42:41.380 it to the
01:42:41.680 smithsonian
01:42:42.140 there's pictures
01:42:42.720 of them they've
01:42:43.360 stacked them up
01:42:43.960 and the guy
01:42:44.300 that's discovered
01:42:44.820 them there he's
01:42:45.280 like look at
01:42:45.640 this giant
01:42:46.140 yeah that's
01:42:46.880 all gone that
01:42:47.440 just disappeared
01:42:48.040 too just went
01:42:49.560 away
01:42:50.000 cool and oh
01:42:53.980 yeah by the way
01:42:54.480 I just want to
01:42:54.900 remind everybody
01:42:55.520 somewhere out
01:42:56.080 there
01:42:56.300 um I heard
01:42:58.000 that
01:42:58.220 as we're doing
01:43:01.220 that that's what
01:43:01.640 they're doing so
01:43:02.220 it's like
01:43:02.700 like I don't even
01:43:07.620 want to waste
01:43:08.140 this is much
01:43:08.980 more interesting
01:43:09.740 to my mental
01:43:10.300 energy to think
01:43:10.980 about serious
01:43:11.880 things that matter
01:43:12.620 than you know
01:43:13.300 how fat and
01:43:14.040 stupid someone
01:43:14.620 is which is
01:43:15.220 common and
01:43:15.980 you know
01:43:16.760 dime a dozen
01:43:18.020 but there's a
01:43:19.780 lot of weird
01:43:20.240 stuff dude
01:43:20.880 everything revolving
01:43:22.580 around Nikola
01:43:23.180 Tesla
01:43:23.540 um everything
01:43:26.320 they're doing
01:43:26.840 with the the
01:43:27.660 CERN large
01:43:28.480 hadron collider
01:43:29.260 everything
01:43:29.860 regarding
01:43:30.640 Antarctica
01:43:31.000 makes no
01:43:31.660 sense
01:43:32.060 there's tons
01:43:33.860 of things
01:43:34.300 that just
01:43:34.840 their explanations
01:43:37.000 are so bizarre
01:43:37.920 almost everything
01:43:39.680 regarding the
01:43:40.300 International Space
01:43:41.060 Station is bizarre
01:43:42.000 as hell
01:43:42.440 did you know
01:43:43.080 they're like
01:43:43.440 dying up there
01:43:44.300 there's astronauts
01:43:45.300 trapped in the
01:43:45.920 space station
01:43:46.520 they were supposed
01:43:47.020 to leave
01:43:47.480 months ago
01:43:48.520 they can't get
01:43:49.500 them out
01:43:49.940 they sent a
01:43:50.800 Boeing fucking
01:43:51.580 spacecraft up there
01:43:52.500 remember all those
01:43:52.960 Boeing planes
01:43:53.700 falling out of the
01:43:54.120 sky because
01:43:54.580 Boeing's like
01:43:55.180 diversity is our
01:43:56.560 greatest strength
01:43:57.300 and now you're
01:43:57.980 gonna die
01:43:58.740 or whatever the
01:43:59.840 fuck their new
01:44:00.300 slogan is
01:44:00.820 they had a hand
01:44:01.900 in building this
01:44:02.560 fucking spacecraft
01:44:04.140 to go up there
01:44:05.100 and relieve
01:44:05.520 nah it broke
01:44:07.000 and they can't
01:44:08.060 get it back
01:44:08.860 they don't know
01:44:09.240 how to fix it
01:44:10.040 and the astronauts
01:44:10.700 are just like
01:44:11.160 we're gonna die
01:44:11.820 up here
01:44:12.100 they might even
01:44:13.100 be dead now
01:44:13.940 there's a bunch
01:44:14.680 of rumors
01:44:15.140 like
01:44:15.520 so you know
01:44:19.520 uh fun
01:44:20.800 fun stuff
01:44:21.420 but but anyway
01:44:22.240 outside of the
01:44:23.160 probably
01:44:23.680 like that's a
01:44:24.760 horror movie
01:44:25.460 that's a movie
01:44:26.520 I would watch
01:44:27.380 on Netflix
01:44:27.960 right now
01:44:28.820 well not on
01:44:29.640 Netflix because
01:44:30.200 they pay for
01:44:30.680 child prostitution
01:44:31.500 but I you know
01:44:32.280 what I mean
01:44:32.580 a movie I would
01:44:33.260 I would pay to
01:44:33.920 see
01:44:34.220 let's do it
01:44:36.780 we're going
01:44:41.440 old school
01:44:41.880 who's on the
01:44:44.340 space station
01:44:44.960 I need I need
01:44:46.040 I need names
01:44:47.980 in a world
01:44:49.640 yeah we're doing
01:44:50.500 in a world
01:44:51.020 that's how it
01:44:51.460 starts
01:44:51.840 who do we give
01:44:53.320 it to entropy
01:44:53.980 or rumble
01:44:54.900 who's gonna take
01:44:55.480 the reins on
01:44:55.960 this one
01:44:56.360 I trust
01:44:57.980 entropy with
01:44:58.440 this one
01:44:58.720 you guys
01:44:58.940 didn't answer
01:44:59.300 too fast
01:44:59.800 I don't want
01:45:00.960 to do Nick
01:45:01.380 Cage again
01:45:01.880 he's so
01:45:02.300 fucking common
01:45:03.180 I don't know
01:45:10.460 who Elizabeth
01:45:10.980 Olsen is
01:45:11.940 in a solar
01:45:18.260 system
01:45:18.880 in a world
01:45:20.780 Cuba Gooding
01:45:23.480 Jr.
01:45:23.860 I can't do
01:45:27.800 Cuba Gooding
01:45:28.360 Jr.
01:45:30.100 but he was
01:45:31.340 a diversity
01:45:31.980 hire
01:45:32.460 at Boeing
01:45:33.560 don't worry
01:45:37.100 here
01:45:37.660 in ground
01:45:38.380 control
01:45:39.060 we're gonna
01:45:40.280 get you home
01:45:41.100 we're sending
01:45:42.720 a new
01:45:43.660 spacecraft
01:45:44.260 to get you
01:45:45.860 but what
01:45:49.040 what they
01:45:49.260 didn't know
01:45:49.980 was that
01:45:53.620 this
01:45:53.900 spacecraft
01:45:54.440 was built
01:45:57.620 by Jewish
01:45:58.540 lesbian
01:45:59.160 black people
01:46:00.060 and the
01:46:05.280 astronauts
01:46:05.880 would be
01:46:06.940 trapped
01:46:07.460 in a
01:46:08.940 floating
01:46:09.480 dark
01:46:10.100 cold
01:46:10.580 prison
01:46:11.100 of hell
01:46:11.720 oh my
01:46:14.140 god
01:46:14.840 we're
01:46:15.420 gonna
01:46:15.740 die
01:46:16.540 starring
01:46:18.220 Chris Farley
01:46:19.240 for the
01:46:22.760 love of
01:46:23.240 god
01:46:24.180 we gotta
01:46:28.560 fix it
01:46:29.280 and get
01:46:29.820 my boys
01:46:30.620 home
01:46:31.120 I need
01:46:32.980 I need
01:46:33.840 to save
01:46:34.960 Chris Farley
01:46:35.900 get me
01:46:39.260 out of
01:46:39.560 this
01:46:39.840 damn
01:46:40.420 could the
01:46:45.500 Jackson 5
01:46:46.520 have what
01:46:47.380 it takes
01:46:48.040 to rescue
01:46:49.220 Chris Farley
01:46:50.200 from a cold
01:46:52.580 floating
01:46:53.500 prison in
01:46:54.340 space
01:46:54.880 you've gotta
01:46:59.300 do it
01:46:59.720 Michael
01:47:00.080 you've gotta
01:47:00.600 do it
01:47:01.020 for me
01:47:01.600 but not
01:47:02.580 just for me
01:47:03.220 for America
01:47:04.520 for Chris Farley
01:47:06.280 we're gonna
01:47:18.180 save Chris Farley
01:47:19.240 so you'll
01:47:26.460 end up
01:47:27.040 like me
01:47:27.960 stuck in
01:47:29.080 a space
01:47:29.800 station
01:47:30.460 down by
01:47:31.580 the river
01:47:32.420 save me
01:47:36.100 Michael
01:47:36.400 Jackson
01:47:36.900 there's
01:47:43.280 but there
01:47:43.640 is astronauts
01:47:44.300 just trapped
01:47:44.880 in space
01:47:45.280 right now
01:47:45.840 floating
01:47:47.340 running out
01:47:48.160 of food
01:47:48.740 rations
01:47:49.660 they can't
01:47:50.460 resupply
01:47:51.100 them
01:47:51.280 the things
01:47:51.700 it's a
01:47:53.940 fucking
01:47:54.240 they're gonna
01:47:55.220 go paranoid
01:47:55.900 start killing
01:47:56.520 each other
01:47:57.240 why is
01:48:00.180 no why
01:48:00.640 is that
01:48:00.880 no what's
01:48:01.540 in the
01:48:01.800 news
01:48:02.160 is
01:48:02.360 oh
01:48:03.020 I just
01:48:03.540 want to
01:48:03.780 say thanks
01:48:04.440 I'm the
01:48:04.880 finally the
01:48:05.500 gold medal
01:48:06.000 winning box
01:48:06.700 here of
01:48:07.280 all women
01:48:07.980 I'm glad to
01:48:08.660 represent all
01:48:09.280 women here
01:48:09.980 let's go
01:48:11.140 fucking
01:48:11.700 you know
01:48:12.560 dicks up
01:48:13.260 for women
01:48:13.660 let's go
01:48:14.360 what
01:48:15.000 what
01:48:17.160 yeah that's
01:48:18.560 what we're
01:48:18.840 into right
01:48:19.280 now people
01:48:19.760 are in space
01:48:20.280 we're gonna
01:48:20.680 die they're
01:48:21.160 not even
01:48:21.440 paying attention
01:48:22.060 they're making
01:48:23.280 men
01:48:23.700 what it's
01:48:26.780 your fault
01:48:27.260 and then you
01:48:27.880 know what you
01:48:28.160 say to the
01:48:28.500 astronauts
01:48:28.920 listen
01:48:30.020 whose fault
01:48:31.440 is this
01:48:32.020 really
01:48:32.560 because you
01:48:34.480 can blame
01:48:35.280 America
01:48:36.200 you can blame
01:48:37.160 society
01:48:38.340 could even
01:48:40.600 if you want
01:48:41.540 you could
01:48:42.180 blame the
01:48:42.960 Jews
01:48:43.380 but
01:48:43.960 you got in
01:48:45.580 that rocket
01:48:46.340 and you
01:48:47.040 you want
01:48:48.020 to be
01:48:48.500 you want
01:48:49.800 to be
01:48:50.180 a spaceman
01:48:51.000 well now
01:48:52.500 now you're in
01:48:53.320 space
01:48:53.760 well no one
01:48:55.000 can hear you
01:48:55.640 scream
01:48:56.060 it's your
01:48:59.080 fault
01:48:59.460 you fucking
01:49:00.380 you saw
01:49:01.180 this place
01:49:01.840 you saw
01:49:02.720 what the
01:49:03.120 earth was
01:49:03.500 like before
01:49:04.060 you're like
01:49:04.300 yes I
01:49:04.740 trust this
01:49:05.720 to fucking
01:49:06.980 come get me
01:49:07.700 if anything
01:49:08.020 goes wrong
01:49:08.580 oh don't
01:49:09.160 worry
01:49:09.440 this
01:49:10.080 this will
01:49:10.620 fucking
01:49:10.980 get me
01:49:11.560 if anything
01:49:11.860 goes wrong
01:49:12.260 no they're
01:49:12.940 retarded
01:49:13.380 and you're
01:49:13.680 gonna die
01:49:14.040 up there
01:49:14.360 and it's
01:49:14.560 your own
01:49:14.780 fault
01:49:15.060 so I'm
01:49:15.340 not even
01:49:15.580 I don't
01:49:15.800 even feel
01:49:16.040 bad
01:49:16.360 and you
01:49:18.840 know why
01:49:19.300 we
01:49:20.540 I saw
01:49:21.140 the tapes
01:49:21.740 there's so
01:49:22.800 many
01:49:23.320 there's
01:49:24.420 so many
01:49:25.400 there's
01:49:26.380 tons
01:49:27.060 of
01:49:27.580 like not
01:49:28.740 thousands
01:49:29.420 or anything
01:49:29.840 but like
01:49:30.240 dozens
01:49:30.620 of like
01:49:32.100 the live
01:49:33.400 webcam
01:49:33.780 on the
01:49:34.260 ISS
01:49:34.640 and they'll
01:49:35.160 be like
01:49:35.800 and then
01:49:41.380 the webcam
01:49:41.840 will just
01:49:42.280 turn off
01:49:42.840 or like
01:49:43.060 move away
01:49:43.840 and you're
01:49:44.820 like
01:49:45.040 excuse me
01:49:46.980 and they're
01:49:47.280 like I
01:49:47.580 will get
01:49:47.900 right back
01:49:48.320 then it
01:49:54.600 comes back
01:49:55.180 and everything's
01:49:55.680 fine
01:49:55.820 and it
01:49:56.000 never
01:49:56.220 happened
01:49:56.700 and it's
01:49:57.120 just
01:49:57.320 it just
01:49:57.660 never
01:49:57.880 happened
01:49:58.300 you never
01:49:59.200 see it
01:49:59.580 again
01:49:59.820 and no one
01:50:00.240 ever hears
01:50:00.560 about it
01:50:00.840 again
01:50:01.040 and there's
01:50:01.380 a few
01:50:01.660 screenshots
01:50:02.340 there's a few
01:50:03.140 videos that get
01:50:03.780 passed around
01:50:04.400 on the web
01:50:04.860 before they get
01:50:05.380 taken
01:50:05.620 then there's
01:50:06.160 like it's
01:50:06.420 on bit
01:50:06.780 shoot
01:50:07.000 and then it's
01:50:07.420 like I
01:50:07.700 don't know
01:50:07.940 it's gone
01:50:08.300 we're getting
01:50:09.000 wiped out
01:50:09.640 they're censoring
01:50:10.500 shit like you
01:50:10.960 wouldn't believe
01:50:11.260 I used to have
01:50:12.040 a YouTube
01:50:12.500 playlist of all
01:50:13.600 the most
01:50:13.920 base stuff I
01:50:14.560 found on YouTube
01:50:15.100 and it was
01:50:16.240 like a hundred
01:50:16.640 videos I used
01:50:17.340 to you guys
01:50:17.720 remember the
01:50:18.140 old guys
01:50:18.540 remember the
01:50:19.380 old old old
01:50:20.080 from like season
01:50:21.260 one you know
01:50:22.020 I'd be like go
01:50:23.140 on my channel
01:50:23.600 I've got this
01:50:23.960 playlist and you
01:50:24.520 can there's all
01:50:25.080 this go there
01:50:25.700 I've got all I
01:50:26.220 had all the
01:50:26.480 black pills videos
01:50:27.220 there's tons of
01:50:27.880 great stuff in
01:50:28.340 there a bunch of
01:50:28.720 Ron Paul stuff
01:50:29.400 USS Liberty
01:50:30.080 stuff 9-11
01:50:30.820 stuff world war
01:50:31.540 everything
01:50:31.840 everything banking
01:50:32.900 stuff it was all
01:50:33.580 there and then
01:50:35.920 one by one I'd
01:50:37.540 scroll down be
01:50:38.100 like oh yeah it's
01:50:38.700 in here as in the
01:50:40.120 30s or 40s
01:50:40.940 what's this one 39
01:50:41.980 video no longer
01:50:42.820 available fuck
01:50:44.340 that's weird
01:50:44.860 damn what was
01:50:46.000 that I don't
01:50:47.500 remember what's
01:50:48.000 that one that
01:50:48.320 was I don't
01:50:48.740 know 42 is
01:50:50.160 gone to 58
01:50:51.400 54 within within
01:50:52.880 two years all of
01:50:54.220 those videos were
01:50:54.860 gone the entire
01:50:55.820 thing and I don't
01:50:56.680 know where they I
01:50:57.440 couldn't even tell
01:50:58.340 you what they were
01:50:59.840 called I'd have to
01:51:01.740 Google it by
01:51:02.260 describing it and
01:51:03.140 hope that the AI
01:51:04.100 somehow sifts
01:51:04.940 through you know
01:51:06.300 what I mean because
01:51:07.620 we don't write
01:51:08.100 anything down anymore
01:51:08.880 we don't buy
01:51:09.520 physical copies of
01:51:10.560 books and read
01:51:11.100 them we're all
01:51:11.700 fucking lazy and
01:51:12.920 they can just come
01:51:13.580 by with the magic
01:51:14.440 Swiffer and guess
01:51:15.300 what it never
01:51:15.760 happened your word
01:51:16.540 against theirs you
01:51:18.020 think they can't
01:51:18.640 erase shit off the
01:51:19.300 internet I've
01:51:19.900 fucking seen it
01:51:20.500 happen I've lived
01:51:22.320 through it I've
01:51:22.960 been here since the
01:51:23.660 beginning I'm older
01:51:24.620 than the fucking
01:51:25.100 internet kids I
01:51:26.780 remember when it
01:51:27.560 got invented I
01:51:28.300 remember when it
01:51:28.900 came into my
01:51:29.320 house I remember
01:51:31.920 Windows 3.1
01:51:33.460 bitch MS
01:51:35.120 DOS CD dot dot
01:51:37.040 change directory a
01:51:38.640 ping I'm gonna ping
01:51:39.480 your IP address I
01:51:40.500 learned all this
01:51:40.920 shit I'm like 10
01:51:41.520 years old hacking
01:51:42.280 people
01:51:42.760 committing felonies
01:51:46.900 my dad's like what
01:51:47.960 are you doing on
01:51:48.400 the computer boy I'm
01:51:49.160 like nothing old man
01:51:50.040 don't worry about it
01:51:50.760 nah stealing music
01:51:52.660 and video games
01:51:53.420 government's all
01:51:56.600 like oh we got a
01:51:57.560 you guys can't be
01:51:58.360 stealing stuff and
01:51:59.380 we're like everyone's
01:52:00.120 doing it what are
01:52:00.740 you gonna do arrest
01:52:01.220 the whole world and
01:52:02.240 they gave up
01:52:02.720 immediately because
01:52:03.420 that's true they
01:52:04.580 still try they're
01:52:05.420 like oh we shut
01:52:06.040 down this site it's
01:52:06.880 like there's five
01:52:07.360 more so I've been
01:52:09.380 around on I've been
01:52:10.060 I've been I'm
01:52:10.760 familiar with the
01:52:11.300 internet I've been
01:52:11.900 in it a long time
01:52:12.800 I basically grew
01:52:16.420 up with it like an
01:52:17.180 old friend and I've
01:52:17.920 watched it change I've
01:52:18.760 watched it grow I've
01:52:19.640 watched it mature and
01:52:20.320 I've watched it get
01:52:20.940 sick and get really
01:52:22.260 awful and now it's
01:52:23.960 worse than it's ever
01:52:24.780 been and it's it's
01:52:26.080 got Alzheimer's the
01:52:26.880 internet now has
01:52:27.560 Alzheimer's and it's
01:52:28.960 forgetting things you
01:52:30.260 know you'll go look
01:52:31.280 for things in the
01:52:31.940 internet you'll be
01:52:32.540 like hey uh do I
01:52:35.360 have one for this
01:52:36.000 hey internet I don't
01:52:38.860 know if I do
01:52:39.320 yeah not really
01:52:45.440 like internet uh
01:52:49.540 what was that
01:52:50.220 remember that time
01:52:51.100 you were telling me
01:52:52.020 about the the JFK
01:52:53.080 thing with the guy
01:52:54.260 and then I never
01:52:56.180 did that yes yes
01:52:58.940 you did we just
01:53:00.480 talked about it a
01:53:01.100 year ago you don't
01:53:01.740 remember that never
01:53:02.600 happened yes it did
01:53:05.200 you told me about it
01:53:06.540 you we sat here and
01:53:08.080 watched it together
01:53:08.920 all night it was
01:53:10.340 six hours long I
01:53:13.320 had I had I had
01:53:15.160 eight records beers
01:53:16.820 in that time I
01:53:17.900 remember I drank
01:53:18.680 them all I
01:53:19.200 that never happened
01:53:22.620 in fact you're
01:53:24.640 suggesting something
01:53:25.760 that is highly
01:53:26.420 problematic and
01:53:27.920 potentially hateful
01:53:29.200 you have been
01:53:30.040 reported to the
01:53:31.300 local authorities
01:53:32.660 internet you used
01:53:36.300 to be fucking
01:53:36.800 cool man I
01:53:38.020 don't know what
01:53:38.480 happened but you
01:53:39.100 changed bro you
01:53:40.820 used to be about
01:53:41.720 the music for free
01:53:43.440 on LimeWire and
01:53:45.300 you changed now
01:53:46.300 you're like fucking
01:53:47.240 subscribe to this
01:53:48.800 and pay for that
01:53:49.660 everything's a
01:53:50.680 fucking grift used
01:53:52.060 to be about the
01:53:52.820 information dog it
01:53:54.360 used to be about
01:53:54.920 fighting the system
01:53:55.980 finally the little
01:53:57.000 guy was empowered you
01:53:58.260 know anybody could
01:53:59.520 learn anything anybody
01:54:00.760 could fucking talk to
01:54:01.940 anybody man and we
01:54:03.640 could and now you're
01:54:04.520 all like fucking
01:54:05.460 licenses and like
01:54:07.080 you turned into the
01:54:07.980 man dude you I
01:54:09.800 don't like you
01:54:10.440 anymore I still need
01:54:13.440 you because I'm
01:54:14.080 addicted to porn and
01:54:15.060 everything but I'm
01:54:16.960 not happy about it
01:54:18.100 we're in an unhappy
01:54:19.300 marriage now do you
01:54:20.180 understand that one of
01:54:21.180 us is gonna kill the
01:54:21.960 other see you later
01:54:23.180 dog
01:54:23.660 oh god here we go
01:54:35.220 again
01:54:35.920 yeah but they erased
01:54:40.240 everything they erased
01:54:41.420 the whole like a lot
01:54:42.340 of that stuff is old
01:54:45.060 youtube was the best it
01:54:46.300 was so good and then
01:54:47.780 susan came along and
01:54:49.300 killed it old youtube
01:54:51.160 youtube pre susan was
01:54:53.620 the greatest app on
01:54:54.900 the fucking planet
01:54:56.060 its algorithm was
01:54:58.100 amazing it knew what
01:55:00.100 you wanted to see
01:55:01.040 before you did if you
01:55:02.560 watch two videos in a
01:55:03.760 row and and they were
01:55:05.360 both pretty good and
01:55:06.280 you're like I really
01:55:06.900 like this kind of stuff
01:55:08.080 it was like here's
01:55:09.380 endless more of that
01:55:10.640 because we already know
01:55:11.820 you don't have to look
01:55:13.560 for shit it was just
01:55:14.820 it was crazy now you're
01:55:18.140 like trash trash trash
01:55:19.620 trash trash everything's
01:55:20.300 horrible everything's
01:55:21.400 horrible everything's
01:55:22.220 horrible and hey do
01:55:23.480 you see the new nikki
01:55:24.380 minaj asshole video
01:55:25.740 yet look at that i
01:55:26.940 don't know i don't
01:55:27.820 want to see that and
01:55:28.760 then it starts it's
01:55:29.720 crazy and there's like
01:55:32.540 targeted ads like oh
01:55:33.520 did you look at
01:55:33.960 sunglasses today here
01:55:34.920 have haven't see every
01:55:36.020 pair of sunglasses from
01:55:36.960 every company ever
01:55:37.840 advertised all over the
01:55:38.940 place
01:55:39.320 is there nothing left
01:55:45.900 is there nothing left
01:55:47.820 they got telegram a
01:55:52.280 bunch of channels have
01:55:53.000 just been well not
01:55:53.800 nuked but they do what
01:55:54.800 they did to mine they
01:55:55.480 did it to my well one of
01:55:56.580 mine and they they cap
01:55:59.000 it nobody can see it
01:56:00.480 anymore nobody can really
01:56:01.900 interact with it very
01:56:02.780 much it's impossible to
01:56:04.500 find you have to find it
01:56:05.500 by direct link and you
01:56:06.600 have to have the right
01:56:07.520 app version from the
01:56:08.720 dot org website if you
01:56:10.140 dot from the google play
01:56:11.160 store the apple store it
01:56:12.140 won't work and all this
01:56:13.700 shit and they put saw and
01:56:15.320 every like 20 subscribers
01:56:16.660 you get you lose 21 or
01:56:18.680 22 like it has this
01:56:19.680 very and i found out and
01:56:22.080 i called this i said a
01:56:23.400 little while ago somebody
01:56:24.020 asked me about this and
01:56:24.600 i said the canadian
01:56:25.700 government is calling
01:56:26.600 these places and asking
01:56:27.700 them to do this and
01:56:28.720 they're and they're
01:56:29.220 complying and the
01:56:30.280 british government has
01:56:31.160 just done this to red
01:56:32.440 isis channel and a
01:56:33.420 number of other channels
01:56:34.400 for extensively covering
01:56:36.520 what's happening in the
01:56:37.240 united kingdom regarding
01:56:38.060 the massively insane
01:56:39.440 political arrest campaign
01:56:41.500 happening there and now
01:56:43.320 they've been apps they
01:56:44.320 call it app store band so
01:56:46.120 that's like the soft
01:56:47.020 ban has been applied to
01:56:48.160 you and um now you
01:56:52.620 basically have no reach
01:56:53.820 no visibility and it's
01:56:55.080 fucking very hard so
01:56:56.220 you need to start
01:56:56.680 another channel that's
01:56:57.300 why i'm on my third
01:56:58.020 one some of them they
01:56:59.820 just ban outright like
01:57:01.120 uh there's that like
01:57:02.300 zoomer waffen channel
01:57:03.460 and uh the chauvinist
01:57:04.940 channel there's a whole
01:57:05.600 bunch of these and
01:57:06.260 they're on like number
01:57:06.760 nine ten eleven twelve
01:57:07.900 like we're just gonna
01:57:09.600 keep doing it like it
01:57:10.640 doesn't really matter all
01:57:11.860 they do is try they just
01:57:12.800 slow us down that's it
01:57:13.840 it's like a giant
01:57:15.660 fucking quarterback
01:57:17.660 just like six guys are
01:57:20.020 hanging off him and
01:57:20.800 he's like it's gonna
01:57:21.600 take longer but we're
01:57:22.860 the no we both know
01:57:24.460 how this fucking ends
01:57:25.680 you're just making it
01:57:28.940 take longer that's all
01:57:30.120 you're doing 40 yard
01:57:32.700 line 30 yard line oh
01:57:34.600 here comes another one
01:57:35.480 yeah get on it get on
01:57:36.400 the back jump on my back
01:57:38.180 gremlin goblin bitch all
01:57:39.560 you're gonna do is slow
01:57:40.360 it down because you
01:57:43.360 can't make me go back
01:57:44.220 and i'm never gonna
01:57:44.840 stop so sooner or later
01:57:45.780 you lose
01:57:46.360 uh plutonamus how are
01:57:53.620 you man i met you too
01:57:54.560 that was cool uh did
01:57:55.740 the citizens of
01:57:56.400 dresden and other
01:57:57.060 burned out cities all
01:57:58.020 deserve to be holo
01:57:59.340 roasted did they all
01:58:01.260 suffer because of
01:58:01.980 choices they made as
01:58:02.780 you say
01:58:03.180 well i mean technically
01:58:09.660 i mean not you can't
01:58:14.300 escape your fate i mean
01:58:15.900 if you get hit by a bus
01:58:16.920 while you're crossing the
01:58:17.620 street and it's not your
01:58:18.300 fault like that's just
01:58:19.080 like there are things
01:58:20.220 that are completely out of
01:58:21.080 your control and nothing
01:58:21.860 to do about but if
01:58:22.660 you're a if you're 200
01:58:23.780 pounds overweight yes
01:58:24.840 that's entirely your fault
01:58:26.020 if everyone hates you
01:58:27.880 you're the problem you
01:58:29.060 don't have any friends
01:58:29.780 you're the problem no
01:58:31.680 one likes to be around
01:58:32.360 you that's your that's
01:58:33.300 because you suck
01:58:34.140 you're not some kind of
01:58:37.220 special misunderstood
01:58:38.120 genius you're just an
01:58:39.220 anti-social loser that
01:58:41.340 can't you know why
01:58:42.260 you're a loser because
01:58:43.300 you're not part of the
01:58:44.300 collective you can't
01:58:45.720 contribute anything at
01:58:46.840 all so you literally do
01:58:48.120 nothing but exist and
01:58:49.080 consume resources and
01:58:50.080 wine you're not actually
01:58:51.660 feeding into the greater
01:58:52.960 whole you're you're a
01:58:54.280 discarded piece you're
01:58:57.360 like a broken socket
01:58:58.500 that's been cast aside
01:58:59.720 well I'm just too smart
01:59:03.440 for all those guys no
01:59:04.440 you're just not helping
01:59:05.800 and you're just a loser
01:59:06.640 and you're fucking will
01:59:07.580 never accept if you did
01:59:09.100 you could fix yourself but
01:59:10.240 since you're so smart
01:59:11.840 you're so special and
01:59:12.520 you're never wrong and
01:59:13.220 you're you're amazing
01:59:14.180 you're amazing like so
01:59:16.760 there's no you don't
01:59:17.500 need to change anything
01:59:18.120 all of the society the
01:59:19.520 whole world has to change
01:59:21.180 for you right that makes
01:59:22.880 sense that's now that's
01:59:25.000 humility that's humility
01:59:26.500 when everything every
01:59:28.220 fucking thing and frown
01:59:29.560 you is like you're
01:59:30.220 obviously wrong no
01:59:31.960 ignore reality ignore
01:59:33.980 reality you didn't steal
01:59:36.680 you didn't lie it's like
01:59:38.680 no it's all so those
01:59:45.440 people are other minds
01:59:46.120 but yeah if you get
01:59:46.660 firebombed to death it's
01:59:47.680 not really I mean we
01:59:50.980 don't choose the era and
01:59:51.860 time we're born in right
01:59:52.780 we I also have this other
01:59:56.080 kind of thought that here's
02:00:02.480 what I'm not I'm not
02:00:03.440 saying I believe in
02:00:04.220 astrology but I do
02:00:06.240 believe in astrology
02:00:07.100 you ever hear the saying
02:00:08.820 millionaires don't believe
02:00:09.740 in astrology billionaires
02:00:10.900 do well it is known
02:00:14.060 that the position of the
02:00:15.660 moon relative to the
02:00:16.640 earth and the earth to
02:00:17.440 the sun and so on has an
02:00:18.700 effect on the climate has
02:00:20.440 an effect on all kinds of
02:00:22.060 tides it has effect on
02:00:23.480 electromagnetic frequencies
02:00:24.960 gravity all these kinds of
02:00:26.180 things are defected
02:00:27.180 depending on where these
02:00:27.960 things are in the sky or
02:00:29.640 in in relative position to
02:00:31.080 us so do the other
02:00:32.340 planets they have a huge
02:00:34.540 impact in fact and there's
02:00:35.840 like a battle in the
02:00:36.700 scientific community where
02:00:37.640 people are just like no
02:00:39.060 it's all nonsense they're
02:00:39.980 like but we just measured
02:00:40.760 it no it does like this is
02:00:43.460 actually causing things so
02:00:45.200 I'm watching that you see all
02:00:49.080 these things are rotating
02:00:49.820 around it's all cyclical it's
02:00:51.400 all like a pattern it's it's
02:00:52.760 like very precise it's like a
02:00:53.960 clock and you don't you you
02:00:57.020 get born now all of these
02:00:59.860 things are like imagine gears
02:01:01.340 and a clock or a very very
02:01:02.660 complicated very fucking
02:01:04.340 complicated machine and these
02:01:06.620 these planets and these these
02:01:08.140 bigger odd bodies they're like
02:01:09.500 they're like big parts they're
02:01:11.220 important they're like the
02:01:11.980 organs maybe or you know the
02:01:13.860 more significant portions of
02:01:15.080 the engine they're pistons or
02:01:16.460 so whatever whatever you want
02:01:17.360 to imagine and whatever
02:01:19.280 position they happen to be
02:01:20.620 stopped at oh that's when
02:01:21.580 you were born so that's means
02:01:23.060 all of this shit is what's
02:01:24.220 going that's this is the
02:01:25.120 position of the machine of
02:01:26.740 the simulation machine and
02:01:28.700 it's going to do what it's
02:01:29.480 going to do and you don't
02:01:30.300 really have any choice in that
02:01:31.380 matter it's going to affect
02:01:32.660 you all you can do is is try
02:01:34.760 to deal with it and navigate
02:01:35.740 it I guess but isn't that
02:01:37.200 crazy like all these it all
02:01:38.820 affects everything the
02:01:40.540 position of these things in
02:01:41.460 the sky affects like the
02:01:42.520 weather patterns and all that
02:01:43.520 kind of stuff it affects how
02:01:45.220 communication systems and
02:01:47.900 stuff work what was I what
02:01:49.580 was I reading about the
02:01:50.240 other day there's something
02:01:55.460 about a radio signal they
02:01:56.540 picked up like that should be
02:01:57.660 impossible and it's like well
02:01:58.660 actually because Jupiter did
02:02:00.000 this actually now it now it
02:02:01.380 does like that shouldn't be
02:02:02.720 possible but it is they don't
02:02:04.380 know how and it's like we
02:02:06.400 don't know what's going on can
02:02:08.620 we just accept that if
02:02:09.920 everyone could just be like
02:02:10.840 listen none of us really know
02:02:12.220 for sure so let's just leave
02:02:13.760 everything on the table all the
02:02:14.860 time until we are sure which is
02:02:16.100 probably never going to happen
02:02:17.080 no everyone's like no we all
02:02:19.360 know everything's nonsense
02:02:20.600 except what I want to be true
02:02:22.140 like we're never going to get
02:02:23.680 anywhere that way no I'm
02:02:25.940 smarter than everybody that's
02:02:27.060 ever existed ever and I know
02:02:30.360 because I have a magic book and
02:02:31.960 I'm a chosen bulldozer
02:02:33.220 this is why we fed post you know
02:02:41.540 it's it hurts it hurts the mind
02:02:43.000 it hurts everything
02:02:43.820 Scotian ladies is thankful to
02:02:47.900 have a few good men like you
02:02:49.840 guys are Derek and fairy around
02:02:51.380 to be learn to be better self
02:02:54.760 prepared to self rescue I mean
02:02:56.180 we're not we're just complaining
02:02:57.160 really as there's absolutely
02:02:58.720 nobody coming to help no there's
02:02:59.880 not women girls almost have no
02:03:02.900 hope as long as you stick
02:03:04.920 together as a society as a
02:03:06.280 people because that's what you
02:03:07.200 need if everybody's splinters off
02:03:08.880 to go do their own individual
02:03:10.040 that you're dead all the
02:03:11.100 individuals are definitely doomed
02:03:12.360 you know why you don't fight
02:03:16.740 wars as individuals because it
02:03:18.160 doesn't work at all the army
02:03:21.560 doesn't do things that don't work
02:03:23.620 because the whole thing is built
02:03:25.320 on winning so you don't die
02:03:27.360 stakes are pretty high so
02:03:29.360 everything you're trying to do is
02:03:30.580 with the utmost intention of being
02:03:32.120 right and winning right that's the
02:03:35.280 whole game like that's the world I
02:03:37.300 came from
02:03:38.120 little miss muffin top
02:03:42.140 you have to be right and you have
02:03:45.300 to win all the time every day
02:03:48.040 forever or you die
02:03:49.720 what did you do when you were 17
02:03:53.880 so there's just no room
02:03:58.260 there ain't no room
02:04:00.820 my feeling doesn't matter doesn't
02:04:03.960 matter it's the stakes are too high
02:04:05.240 it's too important of a game that
02:04:07.040 we're playing and
02:04:07.880 we need to be right and we need to
02:04:10.100 win or the consequences are going to
02:04:12.220 be fucking awful
02:04:12.860 and winning looks like
02:04:15.340 working as a team
02:04:16.980 teamwork is always vastly superior to in
02:04:19.740 always two people's better than one
02:04:22.200 ten is way better than one a hundred
02:04:23.740 a thousand ten thousand fifty thousand
02:04:25.640 I mean it becomes a joke at ten to one
02:04:28.940 it's like we don't even care about the
02:04:29.960 one guy there's ten of us
02:04:31.200 hundred thousand there's no value
02:04:35.960 there's nothing to that it's the power
02:04:38.080 of people is in its ability to mass
02:04:41.100 organize its forces and energy in a
02:04:44.760 collective teamwork environment where
02:04:47.160 we're all trying to do one thing we're
02:04:48.860 doing we're doing a we're doing a project
02:04:50.540 together a giant great big a great big
02:04:53.060 project a huge absolutely huge mega
02:04:56.140 project
02:04:56.840 mega huge
02:04:59.620 everybody's got a role to play everybody's
02:05:03.860 doing something to make that come about
02:05:05.840 faster
02:05:06.440 not slower not sabotaging it not stealing
02:05:11.120 whatever it is they're doing however
02:05:13.640 minute it seems it's just all I do is
02:05:16.100 stamp these and put them in the box it's
02:05:18.960 like well you have to do that because
02:05:20.380 we don't have anybody else and
02:05:21.480 otherwise that guy has to can only work
02:05:23.140 his half the job then he's got to come
02:05:24.560 here stamp these put them in the box
02:05:25.940 and he can't get the electrical wiring
02:05:27.460 done
02:05:27.820 which is awful so okay now we're gonna
02:05:30.360 get it done but now there's nobody so
02:05:31.640 you got to stamp the things and put them
02:05:32.880 in the box like everybody's got
02:05:34.500 something to do
02:05:35.260 or else none of it works
02:05:38.660 the key is in doing it without having
02:05:43.280 any bloat you have people just
02:05:44.860 occupying positions that do nothing
02:05:46.700 their actual contribution is nothing
02:05:48.760 they're just
02:05:49.240 they're existing eating and stealing
02:05:51.940 that's most of the government you know
02:05:53.880 the government's doubled in size since
02:05:55.360 2016
02:05:55.840 doubled in size
02:05:57.100 it's hired like I don't know how many
02:06:01.480 people
02:06:01.840 it's now the biggest it's the biggest
02:06:03.720 employer in Nova Scotia it might be the
02:06:05.280 biggest employer in Canada now is the
02:06:06.800 government more people work for the
02:06:08.080 government than any other any other
02:06:09.900 entity
02:06:10.280 so it's the biggest kid in town now
02:06:12.640 isn't that nice
02:06:13.380 just sitting around in there I am the
02:06:20.160 minister of hurt feelings like what
02:06:21.940 are you really doing but they're not
02:06:23.880 building anything they're tearing stuff
02:06:25.480 down
02:06:25.880 so they're like
02:06:27.980 the theory doesn't work on them they're
02:06:31.400 the inverse
02:06:32.100 they don't
02:06:32.920 we're trying to build something up and
02:06:35.840 to do that you need to use teamwork you
02:06:37.460 can't do everything alone you need more
02:06:38.940 people the more people you have the
02:06:40.060 more power you have the more power you
02:06:41.300 have the bigger the projects the bigger
02:06:42.680 the problems you can
02:06:43.560 attempt to achieve and tackle
02:06:45.420 you were talking about you know
02:06:47.340 rockets in space and you know only the
02:06:50.880 Soviet Union and the United States
02:06:52.620 could even play that game nobody else
02:06:54.620 had the juice
02:06:55.460 you think the British and they're like
02:06:58.260 other people weren't smart enough to
02:06:59.600 probably but you don't have the manpower
02:07:01.620 the money that like the amount of power
02:07:03.500 you need to generate because they have
02:07:05.220 these massive organizations and
02:07:06.920 that's what they're able to do with it
02:07:09.720 the strength of our current
02:07:12.080 administrations and their
02:07:13.200 organization what they're able to do
02:07:14.960 is have butt sex parades and and tear
02:07:18.700 things down and cancel things and put
02:07:21.640 people in jail and create rivers of
02:07:24.140 death they can't build or create
02:07:27.040 fucking anything what have they built
02:07:29.860 or created since 2012
02:07:32.720 anything can you think of anything the
02:07:40.500 monkey statues don't count
02:07:42.340 that's built on top that's degradation
02:07:48.600 that's tearing Canada down by building
02:07:51.860 up an alien people that are not
02:07:53.940 Canadian so that's that's a negative
02:07:55.680 impact I'm talking about what have you
02:07:57.600 some of the magnificent buildings and
02:07:59.600 structures historical accomplishments
02:08:01.180 achievements they we we have done
02:08:03.100 nothing we're a dead we're a dead
02:08:05.820 culture a dead people right now we're
02:08:08.160 just dead on the floor not doing
02:08:09.780 anything like a dead fish
02:08:11.020 doing the dead fish strategy
02:08:20.460 worst possible lay you can imagine the
02:08:25.280 dead fish
02:08:25.840 they can't build anything they can't
02:08:32.900 create anything they have no
02:08:34.160 innovative spirit they have no
02:08:36.000 imagination they can't aspire that
02:08:38.380 because if they could they would if
02:08:40.340 they had the idea to think bigger and
02:08:42.160 climb and improve and build then they
02:08:44.340 would do those things
02:08:45.280 they're unwilling to they don't want to
02:08:48.700 they resent the people that do and
02:08:50.780 regard them as an enemy and attack
02:08:52.680 them that's who's in charge they're
02:08:55.760 not going to do anything but destroy
02:08:57.440 the fucking world and they are how's
02:09:00.600 the electric car fucking experiment
02:09:02.380 working out for everybody remember
02:09:05.660 years ago and the smart people were
02:09:07.080 like that's the dumbest thing you can
02:09:08.180 do and then like yeah yeah yeah yeah
02:09:10.680 yeah oh you need a new battery after
02:09:13.700 like four years it's fifty thousand
02:09:15.160 dollars they're blowing up all the
02:09:18.040 time oh just plug it in and charge
02:09:19.700 it it only takes 39 hours to charge
02:09:22.000 hope you don't need to be anywhere like
02:09:24.800 oh and it doesn't work in the cold
02:09:26.500 either which is all the time when
02:09:28.300 you're in Canada so like
02:09:30.060 there's just blind trust because we
02:09:35.840 used to have competent people in
02:09:37.120 charge but now we don't and
02:09:38.780 everyone's just still behaving like
02:09:40.180 they know what they're doing none of
02:09:41.680 them know what they're doing none of
02:09:43.360 them know what they're doing I don't
02:09:44.840 think anyone knows what they're doing
02:09:46.240 anymore anywhere anywhere that it
02:09:48.220 matters I think the last intelligent
02:09:51.700 person was fired from government
02:09:53.060 service in like 1997 I don't know
02:09:59.560 who it was but that's what it feels
02:10:03.440 like uh raid uh sergeant rock sir how
02:10:08.400 are you he says I can't believe the
02:10:09.460 raid store went to tofino and you
02:10:10.560 didn't run into the pm on the beach
02:10:12.020 that would have been epic I I kind of
02:10:13.560 wondered right but he showed up like
02:10:14.860 two days after we left or right after
02:10:16.800 the day after something like that and
02:10:19.700 uh happened to ran into fucking key and
02:10:23.220 bix the ambush term and fucking cat
02:10:25.240 Canada was at a film and like they both
02:10:28.760 just so happened to have had masks on on a
02:10:31.180 plane sitting next to Christian Freeland
02:10:32.960 also a weird stat I saw that go around
02:10:36.480 like what are the mathematical odds that
02:10:39.660 these two random people would be sitting
02:10:44.220 next to the deputy prime minister on a
02:10:46.980 plane within a year of each other behind
02:10:52.180 a $50 paywall right Tim exactly
02:10:54.420 now I know our people are incompetent
02:11:02.640 but I doubt I I doubt in this environment
02:11:08.100 doesn't he have like 35 full-time body
02:11:10.360 guards now he has a platoon of body the
02:11:13.080 prime minister has a platoon of body
02:11:14.440 guards full-time around the clock it used
02:11:17.660 to be like four now it's like 35 or 38 or
02:11:21.260 something like that so a platoon of cops
02:11:24.240 but guard so the whole protective unit
02:11:26.920 probably that exists for the government
02:11:28.700 in Canada all of them are guarding him
02:11:30.460 and people are just ambushing him on the
02:11:34.300 beach and they're like off getting hot
02:11:35.780 dogs
02:11:36.140 now Canada you have to decide do you
02:11:43.880 respect yourself or do you not respect
02:11:46.720 yourself I was talking to the you know
02:11:51.060 because of the the just the general
02:11:52.900 environment of Twitter and then and then
02:11:54.380 and just the it's the e-whores and stuff
02:11:57.760 out there a friend of mine was telling me
02:11:59.580 about these guys they're they're called
02:12:01.100 pay pigs and it's it's literally a sexual
02:12:04.040 fetish and they like to give women their
02:12:06.860 money who that who then humiliate them and
02:12:09.380 tease them on like these cam girls and stuff
02:12:11.480 and that's the relationship they give them
02:12:14.000 like hundreds thousands of dollars and
02:12:16.020 these women like tease them and humiliate
02:12:17.620 them and that's what they enjoy and that's
02:12:19.080 what they do and these women are making
02:12:20.160 millions and millions and millions of
02:12:21.240 dollars and these guys are throwing
02:12:22.640 everything away to satisfy some
02:12:25.020 preposterous childish fucking spank me
02:12:28.040 mommy urge so he can beat off and we're
02:12:30.480 like we don't deserve this why is society
02:12:33.420 like
02:12:33.700 you know are you sure
02:12:39.480 well yeah we maybe I mean I'm not doing
02:12:44.040 that I've never done that but I know
02:12:45.560 millions of guys are so it's like
02:12:47.340 we're all gonna have to pay for this you
02:12:52.400 know you can't have millions of guys just
02:12:54.560 check out
02:12:55.120 hey babe
02:12:56.440 what are you doing
02:12:58.040 looking for snacks if you see any bring
02:13:01.720 some I ate a piece of a gummy earlier we're
02:13:03.840 talking about ghosts
02:13:04.760 Antarctica aliens came up I may have
02:13:10.420 referenced JFK may have died under
02:13:12.100 mysterious circumstances
02:13:13.120 ground earth shattering stuff it's
02:13:16.700 happening
02:13:17.040 the Jews killed him
02:13:19.680 Scotian firefighter says it just pisses
02:13:22.380 me off how blatantly incompetent these
02:13:24.240 people can be
02:13:25.120 along with being absurdly biased and
02:13:27.220 one-sided I hate it here because of
02:13:29.060 these people
02:13:29.740 skeletal garbage well they'll be
02:13:32.560 skeletally cleansed Jenstein's hosed
02:13:34.600 him down he's hosing off all the
02:13:35.840 meat it's gonna be they're gonna be
02:13:37.260 shiny and not we'll hang them up
02:13:38.700 we'll be trophies everyone will get a
02:13:40.140 circ skeleton
02:13:40.820 that's what we're gonna have instead of
02:13:42.740 Christmas
02:13:43.300 oh my god that's dark
02:13:51.160 it is the day of villain we must gather
02:14:00.260 around our family skeleton
02:14:02.540 and give thanks for the cleansing
02:14:07.160 thank you Jenstein
02:14:09.360 Jenstein Jenstein Jenstein Jenstein
02:14:14.980 and everyone's just sitting around chanting
02:14:16.860 with candles to this perfectly polished human
02:14:19.700 skull in the corner of the living room
02:14:23.340 it's a circ skeleton
02:14:27.140 everyone gets a trophy
02:14:29.620 it's a national holiday
02:14:31.980 listen I'm not
02:14:34.480 the meth
02:14:36.720 the meth may have taken us to some dark
02:14:40.320 places but listen
02:14:41.440 I said do you want to win
02:14:44.100 and you said yes
02:14:45.680 I said it's gonna come at a cost
02:14:47.400 and you were like I don't care what it costs
02:14:49.320 well
02:14:49.960 enjoy skeleton Christmas then
02:14:54.460 because that's what it costs
02:14:55.520 get comfortable
02:14:56.480 that's not even the craziest thing that's happened in the last hundred years
02:15:18.720 it wouldn't even be in the top 10
02:15:20.320 wouldn't be in the top 50
02:15:21.280 you got a fucking booster shot
02:15:24.920 what are you laughing at
02:15:26.780 oh these guys are idiots
02:15:28.340 you fucking bent right over
02:15:30.600 you got airtight
02:15:31.780 you got airtight
02:15:33.520 you got three at once
02:15:34.720 you took it all
02:15:37.620 you went back for more
02:15:39.340 how many did you get
02:15:40.940 you get five six
02:15:42.540 some of you is dead
02:15:43.860 you don't
02:15:46.520 you don't get to
02:15:48.220 you're the dumbest
02:15:49.300 come on
02:15:50.060 come on
02:15:51.000 come on
02:15:52.200 why'd you stop
02:15:54.920 here's my question
02:15:57.520 to all of the people
02:15:59.360 that were double
02:16:00.100 triple
02:16:00.540 quadruple vaccinated
02:16:01.800 get you know
02:16:02.420 the full
02:16:02.840 the cheerleaders
02:16:03.660 the rah rah
02:16:04.460 team Fauci
02:16:05.660 trust the science
02:16:06.940 all that
02:16:07.420 here's my only question
02:16:08.920 to you
02:16:09.360 why'd you stop
02:16:10.320 nobody said it was over
02:16:14.300 they were
02:16:17.740 you had to get the shots
02:16:18.900 every six months
02:16:19.900 until they told you to stop
02:16:21.360 they didn't
02:16:21.800 they never did
02:16:22.480 so
02:16:24.280 so what
02:16:26.220 what's going on
02:16:27.060 you're pretty overdue
02:16:30.120 I think you need like
02:16:30.980 probably seven by now
02:16:32.220 seven in a row
02:16:33.100 you'd better go down
02:16:34.100 to the pharmacy
02:16:34.640 and get them
02:16:35.200 some of these places
02:16:37.300 still have
02:16:37.660 still have these clinics going
02:16:38.800 there's signs outside
02:16:39.680 like oh if you need a
02:16:40.400 covid vaccine
02:16:41.100 like really
02:16:43.040 every six months
02:16:46.660 because the variants
02:16:48.140 remember the variants
02:16:49.080 and the waves
02:16:49.860 remember the waves
02:16:51.120 and the variants
02:16:51.740 with the waves
02:16:52.560 so you needed to trust
02:16:54.000 the science
02:16:54.420 it was every six months
02:16:55.120 that's what
02:16:55.600 Teresa
02:16:56.400 said every six months
02:16:58.040 you get another needle
02:16:59.260 have to stay on the top
02:17:01.620 of the virus
02:17:02.400 and then she disappeared
02:17:06.000 and
02:17:08.120 you guys took them
02:17:09.640 for a little while longer
02:17:10.700 and then stopped
02:17:11.700 and then realized
02:17:17.240 you got robbed
02:17:18.160 and
02:17:19.480 now we're just hoping
02:17:20.480 no one notices
02:17:21.260 and shames you for it
02:17:22.640 you took a stripper home
02:17:29.480 and bragged to everybody
02:17:31.740 about how she loves you
02:17:32.940 and everyone was like
02:17:34.580 dude she's gonna clean you out
02:17:36.040 you'll be lucky
02:17:36.620 she doesn't kill you
02:17:37.240 in your sleep
02:17:37.800 and then you woke up
02:17:39.600 in the morning
02:17:40.100 and your house
02:17:40.740 was completely empty
02:17:41.680 and everything was gone
02:17:42.640 and so was she
02:17:43.380 and you're just now
02:17:44.460 pretending like that
02:17:45.340 never happened
02:17:46.000 and you're looking at me
02:17:48.200 going you're an idiot
02:17:49.140 I'm an idiot
02:17:50.200 I am
02:17:53.580 really
02:17:56.860 so you're
02:17:58.120 so you're
02:17:58.660 you're
02:17:59.120 accusation
02:18:00.220 to me
02:18:00.600 is that my
02:18:01.560 this is what
02:18:03.640 the brain is
02:18:04.520 by the way
02:18:05.080 Mr. Idiot
02:18:05.780 my pattern
02:18:07.680 recognition
02:18:08.260 computer
02:18:08.800 is broken
02:18:09.520 yours isn't
02:18:11.180 mine is
02:18:12.000 yes
02:18:13.840 this is
02:18:14.360 this is the debate
02:18:15.220 I just want to know
02:18:19.800 why they stopped
02:18:20.400 I want to know
02:18:21.640 why
02:18:21.960 they all of a sudden
02:18:22.940 got the courage
02:18:23.600 to go like
02:18:24.220 7, 8, 9, 10, 12
02:18:25.700 booster shots away
02:18:26.700 and not get topped up
02:18:28.140 what happened
02:18:29.560 like how did you
02:18:30.140 get so confident
02:18:30.860 because there's
02:18:32.660 it's still out there
02:18:33.420 there's still cases
02:18:34.240 COVID is not over
02:18:37.100 right
02:18:38.460 no I'm
02:18:40.520 I'm never going to
02:18:41.360 let it go
02:18:41.800 I'm never going to
02:18:42.560 stop humiliating you
02:18:43.720 for that
02:18:44.100 ever
02:18:44.800 because it was awful
02:18:46.580 what these people did
02:18:47.500 heinous
02:18:49.160 criminal
02:18:49.760 legendarily awful
02:18:52.720 like it will go down
02:18:53.520 in history books
02:18:54.140 as one of the darkest
02:18:54.760 times in Canadian history
02:18:55.880 so far
02:18:56.760 or
02:18:57.960 what I'm personally
02:18:59.620 afraid of is
02:19:00.320 the prelude to
02:19:01.320 something much worse
02:19:02.640 and that is where
02:19:04.540 in my bones
02:19:05.240 I feel like we're going
02:19:06.100 so I would be lying
02:19:08.080 to you if I said
02:19:09.080 anything otherwise
02:19:09.860 and it's wishful
02:19:11.520 thinking to go
02:19:12.420 against what I
02:19:13.020 truly believe is
02:19:14.000 what my instinct
02:19:14.900 is telling me is true
02:19:15.760 and I think we're going
02:19:16.540 in a really really
02:19:17.440 bad fucking direction
02:19:18.520 have been for a while
02:19:21.020 we've been headed
02:19:21.740 straight at it
02:19:22.520 I said
02:19:27.360 you see that
02:19:27.860 exit
02:19:28.200 you see that
02:19:28.580 turn off
02:19:29.000 coming up
02:19:29.580 exit
02:19:31.180 fucking
02:19:31.600 triple six
02:19:32.920 yeah it says
02:19:34.040 it says
02:19:34.940 communism
02:19:35.460 next five exits
02:19:36.760 and they turned
02:19:38.580 the blinker on
02:19:39.340 we're
02:19:40.260 we're
02:19:40.720 we're
02:19:41.040 we're slowing
02:19:41.760 down
02:19:42.140 we're taking
02:19:42.600 the exit
02:19:43.160 and they said
02:19:45.200 that'll never
02:19:45.700 happen bro
02:19:46.420 and then we took
02:19:47.720 the exit
02:19:48.180 and I said
02:19:48.860 we're going
02:19:49.380 down the road
02:19:50.260 to come
02:19:50.740 no we're
02:19:51.500 it's fine
02:19:52.440 though
02:19:52.660 it won't
02:19:53.020 even go
02:19:53.420 there
02:19:53.800 communism
02:19:57.960 50 miles
02:19:59.000 did you see
02:19:59.620 the sign
02:20:00.140 no that's
02:20:00.820 just
02:20:01.080 we're probably
02:20:01.880 just going
02:20:02.260 around it
02:20:02.960 we're probably
02:20:03.400 just taking
02:20:03.780 a shortcut
02:20:04.200 communism
02:20:04.720 30 miles
02:20:05.700 communism
02:20:06.460 10 miles
02:20:07.480 now it's
02:20:10.500 like you
02:20:10.980 can see
02:20:11.400 do you see
02:20:12.100 the gulag
02:20:12.580 it's right
02:20:12.880 it's out
02:20:13.200 there
02:20:13.420 it's a few
02:20:13.980 kilometers
02:20:14.400 you see it
02:20:15.120 come sit
02:20:16.540 up front
02:20:16.860 you can see
02:20:17.260 it from
02:20:17.520 here
02:20:17.760 yeah but
02:20:20.220 we're not
02:20:20.980 we're not
02:20:21.680 going there
02:20:22.660 you're a
02:20:23.520 retard
02:20:23.860 you don't
02:20:24.540 get to
02:20:24.800 talk anymore
02:20:25.380 you're the
02:20:27.560 reason we
02:20:28.120 are this
02:20:28.520 dangerously
02:20:29.120 perilously
02:20:29.580 close to
02:20:30.880 entering the
02:20:31.440 darkest period
02:20:32.180 in modern
02:20:32.940 history
02:20:33.340 it'll make
02:20:34.320 world war
02:20:34.660 ii look
02:20:35.040 like a
02:20:35.360 good time
02:20:36.180 this is
02:20:40.740 going to be
02:20:40.960 so much
02:20:41.260 more vicious
02:20:41.760 and insane
02:20:42.460 people had
02:20:44.800 dignity
02:20:45.200 and you
02:20:46.140 know
02:20:46.360 the
02:20:47.500 irony
02:20:48.060 consider
02:20:49.400 this
02:20:49.660 guys
02:20:49.860 you know
02:20:50.040 how
02:20:50.140 everything
02:20:50.920 is a
02:20:51.500 hypocrisy
02:20:51.980 with these
02:20:52.200 people
02:20:52.380 everything's
02:20:52.680 upside down
02:20:53.060 and backwards
02:20:53.420 they believe
02:20:54.700 right because
02:20:55.080 they'll point
02:20:55.420 to history
02:20:55.840 and say
02:20:56.180 look at the
02:20:56.640 30s and
02:20:57.100 40s look
02:20:57.480 how brutal
02:20:57.900 everyone was
02:20:58.640 look how
02:20:59.300 brutal they
02:20:59.880 were look
02:21:00.680 how brutal
02:21:01.120 the nazis
02:21:01.700 were and
02:21:02.060 the soviets
02:21:02.660 and look
02:21:03.200 how brutal
02:21:03.800 and oh
02:21:04.460 my god
02:21:05.200 oh my god
02:21:06.440 people had
02:21:07.400 far more
02:21:08.420 respect for
02:21:09.040 human dignity
02:21:09.660 back then
02:21:10.200 than they do
02:21:10.580 now
02:21:10.840 are you
02:21:12.140 kidding
02:21:12.500 they put
02:21:16.560 children in
02:21:17.100 jail and
02:21:17.440 people make
02:21:17.820 fun of
02:21:18.160 them on
02:21:18.360 the internet
02:21:18.740 like people
02:21:19.820 have no
02:21:20.160 dignity
02:21:20.460 anymore
02:21:20.800 nobody has
02:21:21.460 any respect
02:21:22.000 for anything
02:21:22.480 anymore
02:21:22.820 when this
02:21:23.500 when this
02:21:24.000 crosses the
02:21:24.540 line into
02:21:25.020 animalistic
02:21:25.700 violence
02:21:26.140 you're going
02:21:26.680 to see the
02:21:27.080 worst of
02:21:27.620 the worst
02:21:28.160 the worst
02:21:29.040 depraved
02:21:29.820 absolute
02:21:30.600 like you're
02:21:31.960 going to see
02:21:32.280 the face of
02:21:32.880 evil
02:21:33.260 it's going to
02:21:35.600 be everywhere
02:21:36.060 it's going to
02:21:36.360 be all over
02:21:36.800 it's going to
02:21:37.140 run rampant
02:21:37.680 oh the
02:21:44.660 cops are
02:21:45.040 going to
02:21:45.200 say the
02:21:45.540 cops are
02:21:45.860 going to
02:21:45.920 be protecting
02:21:46.280 their own
02:21:46.660 families and
02:21:47.140 neighborhoods
02:21:47.460 they're going
02:21:48.420 to be a
02:21:48.700 gang of
02:21:49.060 their own
02:21:49.460 and they'll
02:21:49.860 come help
02:21:50.280 you if
02:21:50.600 there's
02:21:50.760 something in
02:21:51.120 it for
02:21:51.320 them
02:21:51.620 maybe
02:21:52.380 or you
02:21:53.660 may live
02:21:53.980 in a
02:21:54.140 part of
02:21:54.400 town
02:21:54.580 where it's
02:21:54.800 like no
02:21:55.080 one goes
02:21:55.380 there anymore
02:21:55.860 you're on
02:21:56.220 your own
02:21:56.600 that's
02:21:57.700 coming soon
02:21:58.340 that's
02:21:58.860 already
02:21:59.200 people
02:21:59.600 fucking
02:22:00.340 do I
02:22:02.140 have this
02:22:02.700 Morgan
02:22:03.260 where did
02:22:03.560 you put
02:22:03.820 that
02:22:04.100 shit
02:22:08.820 where's
02:22:09.540 is there
02:22:09.920 I thought
02:22:11.460 I just
02:22:11.700 saw it
02:22:12.440 maybe it was
02:22:12.840 on Facebook
02:22:13.280 crap I
02:22:14.820 don't want
02:22:15.000 to load
02:22:15.160 up Facebook
02:22:15.520 anyway
02:22:15.960 guy
02:22:17.320 somewhere in
02:22:18.380 Ontario
02:22:18.780 four guys
02:22:20.020 break into
02:22:20.460 his house
02:22:20.840 middle of
02:22:21.260 the day
02:22:21.600 attack his
02:22:22.240 family
02:22:22.560 they have
02:22:22.880 a gun
02:22:23.280 they hit
02:22:23.640 him over
02:22:23.860 the head
02:22:24.180 throw him
02:22:24.520 down the
02:22:24.800 stairs
02:22:25.000 he's
02:22:25.260 fighting
02:22:25.500 them
02:22:25.680 he gets
02:22:26.120 shot in
02:22:26.560 the head
02:22:26.960 while this
02:22:27.260 is going
02:22:27.620 on
02:22:27.980 he's in
02:22:28.540 hospital
02:22:28.980 recovering
02:22:29.480 he survived
02:22:30.100 and he's
02:22:31.080 like how
02:22:31.440 is this
02:22:31.820 Canada
02:22:32.220 it
02:22:36.380 isn't
02:22:36.920 Canada
02:22:37.300 died
02:22:37.900 it was
02:22:38.680 murdered
02:22:39.100 we are
02:22:40.520 what's
02:22:40.820 left
02:22:41.200 we are
02:22:43.920 the orphan
02:22:44.480 children of
02:22:45.240 a nation
02:22:45.680 that no
02:22:46.040 longer
02:22:46.400 exists
02:22:47.120 it's a
02:22:52.460 carcass
02:22:53.060 being hollowed
02:22:54.120 out by
02:22:54.460 parasites
02:22:55.040 we're
02:22:56.480 what's
02:22:56.800 left
02:22:57.100 we're
02:22:57.340 the
02:22:57.480 survivors
02:22:58.100 that's
02:23:00.440 the
02:23:00.600 situation
02:23:01.180 that you
02:23:01.880 need to
02:23:02.380 acclimatize
02:23:03.240 to
02:23:03.460 very
02:23:03.940 quickly
02:23:04.380 if you
02:23:04.960 have
02:23:05.100 any
02:23:05.400 hope
02:23:05.740 it
02:23:09.600 cannot
02:23:09.860 be
02:23:10.120 fixed
02:23:10.460 the
02:23:10.840 people
02:23:11.140 it
02:23:11.460 cannot
02:23:11.760 be
02:23:12.020 fixed
02:23:12.280 it
02:23:12.440 will
02:23:12.580 only
02:23:12.840 get
02:23:13.040 worse
02:23:13.360 significantly
02:23:14.380 worse
02:23:14.940 doing
02:23:17.460 anything
02:23:17.840 other than
02:23:18.220 preparing
02:23:18.580 for that
02:23:18.940 inevitable
02:23:19.520 catastrophe
02:23:20.160 like
02:23:21.000 it's
02:23:22.420 just a
02:23:22.800 waste
02:23:23.060 of
02:23:23.200 time
02:23:23.440 it's
02:23:23.580 very
02:23:23.780 dumb
02:23:24.120 it's
02:23:28.360 like
02:23:28.480 it's
02:23:28.680 like
02:23:28.800 falling
02:23:29.320 from
02:23:30.180 the
02:23:30.420 sky
02:23:30.880 and
02:23:31.720 you
02:23:31.840 have
02:23:32.120 time
02:23:32.660 to
02:23:34.000 deploy
02:23:35.620 a
02:23:35.840 parachute
02:23:36.260 and
02:23:38.060 you
02:23:38.160 just
02:23:38.340 don't
02:23:38.940 because
02:23:40.220 you're
02:23:40.360 like
02:23:40.500 somebody
02:23:40.820 else
02:23:41.100 will
02:23:41.240 do
02:23:41.440 it
02:23:41.660 as
02:23:42.840 you're
02:23:43.080 barreling
02:23:43.620 towards
02:23:44.120 the
02:23:44.340 earth
02:23:44.660 at
02:23:46.440 like
02:23:46.680 800
02:23:47.100 miles
02:23:47.540 an
02:23:47.740 hour
02:23:48.060 you're
02:23:49.480 just
02:23:49.640 like
02:23:49.860 you
02:23:50.180 know
02:23:50.360 what
02:23:50.660 I
02:23:51.500 don't
02:23:51.720 need
02:23:51.940 to
02:23:52.060 open
02:23:52.320 the
02:23:52.440 pair
02:23:52.580 somebody
02:23:53.080 else
02:23:53.340 will
02:23:53.440 probably
02:23:53.720 open
02:23:54.020 it
02:23:54.160 at
02:23:54.280 the
02:23:54.380 last
02:23:54.600 minute
02:23:54.920 besides
02:23:57.780 I like
02:23:58.220 this
02:23:58.480 I'm
02:23:58.760 having
02:23:58.940 fun
02:23:59.240 we
02:23:59.540 we
02:24:00.740 we
02:24:01.940 there's
02:24:06.620 still
02:24:06.820 time
02:24:07.180 to prepare
02:24:07.580 ourselves
02:24:08.000 yeah
02:24:08.580 but
02:24:09.000 I was
02:24:10.380 thinking
02:24:10.620 about
02:24:10.900 eating
02:24:11.120 some
02:24:11.440 more
02:24:11.680 cheese
02:24:12.520 and
02:24:12.740 fucking
02:24:13.500 getting
02:24:13.760 drunk
02:24:14.120 at a
02:24:14.400 golf
02:24:14.700 tournament
02:24:15.080 I was
02:24:17.060 thinking
02:24:17.280 about
02:24:17.540 spending
02:24:17.920 all day
02:24:18.560 in bed
02:24:19.080 on
02:24:19.360 Twitter
02:24:19.840 making
02:24:20.280 fun
02:24:20.700 of
02:24:20.840 people
02:24:21.200 I
02:24:22.220 think
02:24:22.620 what
02:24:22.820 I'm
02:24:22.980 gonna
02:24:23.180 do
02:24:23.700 is
02:24:25.180 go
02:24:25.360 on
02:24:25.480 the
02:24:25.600 internet
02:24:25.840 all
02:24:26.100 day
02:24:26.300 in
02:24:26.440 my
02:24:26.620 sweat
02:24:26.960 pants
02:24:27.380 and
02:24:27.520 just
02:24:27.680 sit
02:24:27.960 angry
02:24:28.440 at
02:24:28.620 the
02:24:28.780 couch
02:24:29.140 cross-legged
02:24:29.840 tweeting
02:24:30.540 fuck
02:24:31.920 you
02:24:32.300 you're
02:24:32.680 a
02:24:32.840 faggot
02:24:33.240 fuck
02:24:33.600 you
02:24:33.980 all
02:24:34.760 day
02:24:35.040 long
02:24:35.420 I
02:24:35.760 heard
02:24:36.120 this
02:24:36.560 thanks
02:24:42.040 for all
02:24:42.600 your
02:24:42.780 help
02:24:43.260 you've
02:24:43.960 been
02:24:44.100 you've
02:24:44.820 been
02:24:44.980 an
02:24:45.100 invaluable
02:24:45.600 service
02:24:46.100 to
02:24:46.300 the
02:24:46.420 cause
02:24:46.860 what
02:24:51.700 are we
02:24:51.880 doing
02:24:52.060 now
02:24:52.360 this
02:24:52.640 is
02:24:52.720 a
02:24:52.820 weird
02:24:52.980 stream
02:24:53.280 I
02:24:53.400 like
02:24:53.600 it
02:24:53.740 I
02:24:54.460 didn't
02:24:54.600 like
02:24:54.800 it
02:24:54.900 at
02:24:55.020 first
02:24:55.340 but
02:24:55.660 see
02:24:56.020 you
02:24:56.200 stick
02:24:56.440 with
02:24:56.640 it
02:24:56.800 and
02:24:57.120 anything
02:24:57.340 is
02:24:57.500 possible
02:24:57.920 it
02:24:58.620 can
02:24:58.740 turn
02:24:59.040 you
02:24:59.520 can
02:24:59.740 turn
02:25:00.020 a
02:25:00.200 dumpster
02:25:00.580 fire
02:25:00.920 into
02:25:01.340 a
02:25:01.560 train
02:25:01.860 wreck
02:25:02.120 it's
02:25:02.320 not
02:25:02.520 good
02:25:02.840 but
02:25:03.040 it's
02:25:03.400 fun
02:25:03.640 to
02:25:03.780 watch
02:25:04.140 right
02:25:04.980 and
02:25:05.940 that's
02:25:06.120 what
02:25:06.240 matters
02:25:06.560 that's
02:25:06.800 what
02:25:06.900 counts
02:25:07.220 everyone
02:25:08.080 likes
02:25:08.280 a
02:25:08.380 good
02:25:08.500 nervous
02:25:08.740 breakdown
02:25:09.100 don't
02:25:09.340 they
02:25:09.560 full
02:25:20.540 draw
02:25:20.740 scar
02:25:21.000 says
02:25:21.200 hey
02:25:21.420 oh
02:25:21.680 wife
02:25:21.980 beaters
02:25:22.320 where
02:25:22.520 it's
02:25:22.720 at
02:25:22.880 Nona
02:25:23.300 slippers
02:25:23.780 with
02:25:24.020 these
02:25:24.200 dress
02:25:24.500 socks
02:25:24.860 Nona
02:25:26.240 slippers
02:25:26.680 with
02:25:26.940 dress
02:25:27.280 socks
02:25:27.620 I
02:25:29.340 didn't
02:25:29.440 say
02:25:29.540 anything
02:25:29.640 about
02:25:29.780 wife
02:25:30.020 beaters
02:25:30.320 I
02:25:30.460 said
02:25:30.700 black
02:25:31.420 guy
02:25:31.620 football
02:25:31.920 like
02:25:32.440 a
02:25:32.660 basketball
02:25:33.380 jersey
02:25:33.840 but
02:25:34.040 it's
02:25:34.200 like
02:25:34.420 gigantic
02:25:35.100 or
02:25:35.780 a
02:25:35.900 football
02:25:36.160 you
02:25:36.400 know
02:25:36.520 what
02:25:36.620 I
02:25:36.660 mean
02:25:36.800 you
02:25:36.920 know
02:25:37.000 these
02:25:37.120 guys
02:25:37.320 that
02:25:37.440 are
02:25:37.480 doing
02:25:37.620 this
02:25:37.900 like
02:25:38.680 why
02:25:38.900 do
02:25:39.000 you
02:25:39.180 well
02:25:41.560 I
02:25:41.620 know
02:25:41.740 why
02:25:41.900 the
02:25:42.040 gang
02:25:42.280 bangers
02:25:42.580 were
02:25:42.680 doing
02:25:42.820 it
02:25:42.960 because
02:25:43.080 they
02:25:43.200 could
02:25:43.320 hide
02:25:43.560 guns
02:25:44.100 it
02:25:44.440 was
02:25:44.540 less
02:25:44.740 obvious
02:25:45.140 that
02:25:45.340 you
02:25:45.440 were
02:25:45.560 carrying
02:25:45.880 a
02:25:46.060 weapon
02:25:46.340 if
02:25:46.540 you
02:25:46.620 have
02:25:46.740 these
02:25:46.900 super
02:25:47.280 ridiculously
02:25:47.740 baggy
02:25:48.140 clothes
02:25:48.440 on
02:25:48.620 that's
02:25:49.020 where
02:25:49.140 it
02:25:49.260 came
02:25:49.500 from
02:25:49.820 and
02:25:50.220 then
02:25:50.320 you
02:25:50.400 have
02:25:50.500 stupid
02:25:50.820 white
02:25:51.120 kids
02:25:51.360 like
02:25:51.520 you're
02:25:53.620 an
02:25:53.720 idiot
02:25:54.120 what
02:25:54.620 are
02:25:54.680 you
02:25:54.780 doing
02:25:55.040 you
02:25:55.160 look
02:25:55.280 retarded
02:25:55.800 those
02:25:57.440 are
02:25:57.600 criminals
02:25:58.160 hiding
02:25:59.120 their
02:25:59.420 weapons
02:26:00.080 you're
02:26:01.680 a
02:26:01.900 fucking
02:26:02.200 teenager
02:26:02.840 in
02:26:05.160 Minnesota
02:26:05.760 you know
02:26:06.600 what
02:26:06.960 are you
02:26:07.160 doing
02:26:07.640 you're
02:26:09.580 a
02:26:09.740 white
02:26:10.000 kid
02:26:10.280 in
02:26:10.480 Scarborough
02:26:11.060 you're
02:26:11.300 not a
02:26:11.660 fucking
02:26:11.920 gangbanger
02:26:12.680 in
02:26:12.940 East
02:26:13.220 Los
02:26:13.480 Angeles
02:26:13.920 put
02:26:15.840 your
02:26:16.040 fucking
02:26:16.380 put
02:26:16.740 on
02:26:16.900 a
02:26:17.080 belt
02:26:17.480 have
02:26:18.400 some
02:26:18.620 self
02:26:18.920 respect
02:26:19.400 please
02:26:19.980 don't
02:26:23.420 put
02:26:23.660 cornrows
02:26:24.380 in your
02:26:24.660 head
02:26:24.820 that's
02:26:25.140 retarded
02:26:25.660 why
02:26:25.940 would
02:26:26.160 you
02:26:26.260 do
02:26:26.440 that
02:26:26.840 girls
02:26:29.020 can
02:26:29.240 have
02:26:29.460 braids
02:26:30.060 you're
02:26:30.740 are
02:26:30.900 you
02:26:31.080 a
02:26:31.260 little
02:26:31.440 girl
02:26:31.940 you
02:26:32.860 put
02:26:33.120 in
02:26:33.240 little
02:26:33.580 girly
02:26:33.940 braids
02:26:34.360 good
02:26:34.540 for
02:26:34.720 you
02:26:35.160 was
02:26:38.260 that
02:26:38.360 a
02:26:38.520 skateboard
02:26:39.000 there's
02:26:42.440 not
02:26:42.740 for
02:26:43.300 I don't
02:26:43.720 know
02:26:43.900 why
02:26:44.160 this
02:26:44.440 is
02:26:44.740 if
02:26:45.220 I
02:26:45.360 see
02:26:45.740 anyone
02:26:46.220 over
02:26:46.520 the
02:26:46.700 age
02:26:46.980 of
02:26:47.140 like
02:26:47.480 17
02:26:49.340 with
02:26:49.720 a
02:26:49.880 skateboard
02:26:50.280 I
02:26:50.640 want
02:26:50.840 to
02:26:50.940 just
02:26:51.100 fucking
02:26:51.620 drop
02:26:52.040 kick
02:26:52.260 I
02:26:52.480 want
02:26:52.640 to
02:26:52.920 rip
02:26:53.420 it
02:26:53.500 out
02:26:53.580 of
02:26:53.640 their
02:26:53.760 hands
02:26:54.060 and
02:26:54.160 knock
02:26:54.760 them
02:26:54.960 out
02:26:55.120 with
02:26:55.260 it
02:26:55.400 I'm
02:26:57.060 still
02:26:57.360 mad
02:26:57.660 about
02:26:57.860 skateboards
02:26:58.500 from
02:26:58.720 high
02:26:59.000 school
02:26:59.320 and
02:26:59.640 now
02:26:59.840 the
02:27:00.020 idea
02:27:00.400 that
02:27:00.600 there's
02:27:00.780 a
02:27:00.900 I
02:27:01.180 saw
02:27:01.560 a
02:27:01.660 guy
02:27:01.780 the
02:27:01.900 other
02:27:01.980 day
02:27:02.120 who
02:27:02.240 had
02:27:02.320 to
02:27:02.380 be
02:27:02.500 40
02:27:02.800 years
02:27:03.000 old
02:27:03.220 going
02:27:03.380 by
02:27:03.520 on
02:27:03.600 a
02:27:03.680 skateboard
02:27:03.980 and
02:27:04.160 I
02:27:04.220 was
02:27:04.300 just
02:27:04.440 like
02:27:04.700 I
02:27:08.740 want
02:27:08.880 to
02:27:08.940 go
02:27:09.040 I
02:27:09.220 want
02:27:09.340 to
02:27:09.440 run
02:27:10.380 him
02:27:10.540 over
02:27:10.720 with
02:27:10.880 my
02:27:11.020 truck
02:27:11.280 repeatedly
02:27:12.340 and
02:27:14.640 I
02:27:14.700 want
02:27:14.780 to
02:27:14.860 send
02:27:15.040 nothing
02:27:15.320 I
02:27:15.520 want
02:27:15.600 to
02:27:15.680 send
02:27:15.820 a
02:27:15.940 bloody
02:27:16.180 skateboard
02:27:16.700 wheel
02:27:17.040 to
02:27:17.160 his
02:27:17.300 wife
02:27:17.940 and
02:27:18.100 children
02:27:18.420 so
02:27:20.580 they
02:27:20.760 know
02:27:20.980 what
02:27:21.160 happened
02:27:21.640 and
02:27:21.960 why
02:27:22.280 it
02:27:22.420 happened
02:27:22.800 that's
02:27:24.500 how
02:27:24.600 you
02:27:24.760 send
02:27:25.000 a
02:27:25.140 threatening
02:27:25.420 message
02:27:25.860 okay
02:27:26.200 it's
02:27:27.140 gotta
02:27:27.380 it's
02:27:27.700 gotta
02:27:27.880 it has
02:27:29.000 to
02:27:29.180 tell
02:27:29.440 a
02:27:29.620 story
02:27:30.060 okay
02:27:30.620 it
02:27:31.220 has
02:27:31.360 to
02:27:31.500 tell
02:27:31.700 a
02:27:31.860 story
02:27:32.220 a
02:27:33.520 bloody
02:27:33.800 skateboard
02:27:34.340 wheel
02:27:34.800 and
02:27:35.120 your
02:27:35.280 missing
02:27:35.600 husband
02:27:35.920 who
02:27:36.100 never
02:27:36.300 comes
02:27:36.580 back
02:27:36.920 that
02:27:38.320 tells
02:27:38.620 a
02:27:38.760 story
02:27:39.120 right
02:27:39.840 that
02:27:40.000 tells
02:27:40.180 a
02:27:40.320 it
02:27:42.140 teaches
02:27:42.440 your
02:27:42.640 kids
02:27:42.900 not to
02:27:43.260 have
02:27:43.440 not
02:27:43.640 to
02:27:43.780 be
02:27:43.920 skateboarding
02:27:45.340 douchebags
02:27:46.000 when
02:27:46.180 they're
02:27:46.340 42
02:27:46.960 years
02:27:47.440 old
02:27:47.840 skateboarding
02:27:49.700 downtown
02:27:50.320 fucking
02:27:51.840 gray
02:27:52.320 in your
02:27:52.640 beard
02:27:52.940 you look
02:27:53.300 ridiculous
02:27:53.820 what are you
02:27:54.260 the fucking
02:27:54.620 beastie
02:27:55.060 boys
02:27:55.300 now
02:27:55.680 the
02:27:56.120 fuck
02:27:56.360 off
02:27:56.540 the
02:27:56.660 skateboard
02:27:57.160 you
02:28:00.740 just hate
02:28:02.320 everything
02:28:02.820 don't
02:28:03.060 well most
02:28:03.660 things are
02:28:04.040 pretty
02:28:04.300 fucking
02:28:04.640 stupid
02:28:05.020 so yeah
02:28:05.620 like
02:28:06.740 exactly
02:28:08.020 like
02:28:08.420 Tim
02:28:08.720 Poole
02:28:09.140 yes
02:28:09.640 Tim
02:28:10.160 Tim
02:28:10.840 Burns
02:28:11.340 like
02:28:12.500 Tim
02:28:12.800 Poole
02:28:13.080 exactly
02:28:14.060 exactly
02:28:15.360 oh my
02:28:15.960 god
02:28:16.620 what
02:28:18.300 kind
02:28:18.640 of
02:28:18.820 fucking
02:28:19.140 grown
02:28:19.440 man
02:28:19.600 with
02:28:20.800 all the
02:28:21.160 money
02:28:21.480 and
02:28:21.660 resources
02:28:22.100 he has
02:28:22.560 he
02:28:22.700 builds
02:28:22.940 a
02:28:23.100 fucking
02:28:23.380 skateboard
02:28:24.000 park
02:28:24.460 for a
02:28:24.780 house
02:28:25.160 so he
02:28:26.080 can
02:28:26.240 skateboard
02:28:26.900 we
02:28:28.500 I'm
02:28:29.220 on my
02:28:29.500 skateboard
02:28:29.920 we
02:28:30.400 I'd
02:28:34.780 rather
02:28:34.960 have
02:28:35.180 Bob
02:28:35.560 Lazar
02:28:35.860 as a
02:28:36.400 neighbor
02:28:36.640 because
02:28:36.860 he's
02:28:37.080 building
02:28:37.320 like
02:28:37.520 rocket
02:28:37.900 cars
02:28:38.340 and trying
02:28:38.640 to break
02:28:38.980 into the
02:28:39.260 pentagon
02:28:39.740 we
02:28:41.440 I'm
02:28:41.840 on a
02:28:42.080 skateboard
02:28:42.380 I never
02:28:42.920 take off
02:28:43.340 my black
02:28:43.780 hat
02:28:44.200 I'm a
02:28:45.440 cartoon
02:28:45.760 character
02:28:46.260 I have
02:28:46.620 to dress
02:28:46.920 the same
02:28:47.360 in every
02:28:47.680 episode
02:28:48.040 like I'm
02:28:48.440 on
02:28:48.560 fucking
02:28:48.780 South
02:28:49.080 Park
02:28:49.540 he
02:28:53.540 annoys
02:28:53.880 the
02:28:54.000 there
02:28:57.240 goes
02:28:57.440 any
02:28:57.600 chance
02:28:57.880 of
02:28:57.980 ever
02:28:58.100 being
02:28:58.220 on
02:28:58.380 that
02:28:58.560 show
02:28:58.760 I
02:28:58.940 mean
02:28:59.060 I'm
02:28:59.220 never
02:28:59.400 going
02:28:59.680 down
02:28:59.920 there
02:29:00.140 I
02:29:00.280 wouldn't
02:29:00.460 want
02:29:00.600 to
02:29:00.720 talk
02:29:00.860 like
02:29:01.100 why
02:29:01.460 right
02:29:01.860 so
02:29:03.480 pretentious
02:29:04.080 dude
02:29:04.400 he's
02:29:08.320 like
02:29:08.560 he's
02:29:10.360 like
02:29:10.520 7%
02:29:11.260 off
02:29:11.760 being
02:29:12.060 Ben
02:29:12.360 Shapiro
02:29:12.860 you know
02:29:13.200 what I
02:29:13.340 mean
02:29:13.520 like
02:29:13.780 it's
02:29:14.120 barely
02:29:14.600 anyway
02:29:16.980 what else
02:29:19.920 can I
02:29:20.140 burn down
02:29:20.480 imagine
02:29:20.900 like
02:29:21.300 it'd be
02:29:21.900 funny
02:29:22.200 like
02:29:22.460 somebody
02:29:22.740 on
02:29:22.900 Tim
02:29:23.120 Poole
02:29:23.340 show
02:29:23.600 was
02:29:23.780 just
02:29:24.020 about
02:29:24.260 to
02:29:24.420 email
02:29:24.660 me
02:29:24.880 and
02:29:24.980 was
02:29:25.120 like
02:29:25.280 oh
02:29:25.660 well
02:29:26.720 maybe
02:29:29.060 not
02:29:29.340 statistically
02:29:32.400 that has
02:29:33.080 definitely
02:29:33.440 happened
02:29:33.840 that had
02:29:34.360 to have
02:29:34.540 happened
02:29:34.740 at least
02:29:34.980 once
02:29:35.420 there
02:29:35.960 had
02:29:36.080 to be
02:29:36.260 somebody
02:29:36.520 out
02:29:36.760 there
02:29:37.000 who
02:29:37.360 was
02:29:37.480 probably
02:29:37.760 in
02:29:37.980 the
02:29:38.080 middle
02:29:38.320 of
02:29:38.480 watching
02:29:38.760 this
02:29:38.980 there
02:29:39.460 was
02:29:39.620 somebody
02:29:39.940 that
02:29:40.740 used
02:29:40.980 to
02:29:41.140 work
02:29:41.300 for
02:29:41.460 CBC
02:29:41.840 that
02:29:42.120 was
02:29:42.260 that's
02:29:42.520 fairly
02:29:42.740 successful
02:29:43.280 was going
02:29:44.320 to interview
02:29:44.680 me
02:29:44.940 recently
02:29:45.540 not too
02:29:45.960 long
02:29:46.140 ago
02:29:46.420 and
02:29:47.160 they
02:29:47.620 just
02:29:47.860 like
02:29:48.220 they
02:29:48.380 all
02:29:48.560 do
02:29:48.660 I've
02:29:48.800 had
02:29:48.900 a few
02:29:49.160 a number
02:29:49.500 of people
02:29:49.760 reach out
02:29:50.120 and say
02:29:50.380 this
02:29:50.600 and I'm
02:29:50.840 like
02:29:50.980 yeah sure
02:29:51.380 whatever you
02:29:51.840 want
02:29:52.040 let's do
02:29:52.400 it
02:29:52.500 and then
02:29:52.760 they're
02:29:52.900 like
02:29:53.180 and then
02:29:55.620 they just
02:29:55.880 don't hear
02:29:56.160 from them
02:29:56.420 ever again
02:29:56.960 so I'm
02:30:01.380 sure
02:30:01.580 someone was
02:30:02.640 like
02:30:02.900 all right
02:30:03.480 we're
02:30:03.660 gonna
02:30:03.820 just
02:30:04.200 well
02:30:05.380 actually
02:30:05.840 maybe
02:30:06.160 not
02:30:06.500 you know
02:30:07.040 what
02:30:07.320 I'm
02:30:08.900 I don't
02:30:10.380 this is
02:30:12.440 this is
02:30:12.920 a lot
02:30:13.360 you know
02:30:13.920 I was
02:30:15.180 coming in
02:30:15.740 for like
02:30:16.240 you know
02:30:16.880 a broken
02:30:19.280 finger
02:30:19.780 and you're
02:30:20.440 like
02:30:20.700 you're
02:30:21.040 like
02:30:21.200 stage
02:30:21.520 five
02:30:21.760 brain
02:30:22.040 cancer
02:30:22.420 so
02:30:22.880 this is
02:30:26.040 just
02:30:26.380 woo
02:30:27.020 you know
02:30:27.420 I'm
02:30:27.640 going
02:30:27.800 I'm
02:30:28.120 gonna go
02:30:28.380 back
02:30:28.580 to doing
02:30:28.880 stories
02:30:29.300 about
02:30:29.560 you know
02:30:29.820 politicians
02:30:30.300 dogs
02:30:30.800 and
02:30:31.640 that
02:30:32.200 kind
02:30:32.760 of
02:30:32.860 stuff
02:30:33.140 I'm
02:30:42.580 scary
02:30:43.180 and
02:30:43.600 nobody
02:30:44.020 wants
02:30:44.480 to be
02:30:44.980 seen
02:30:45.420 with
02:30:45.600 me
02:30:46.120 it's
02:30:55.220 fine
02:30:55.640 Phil
02:30:56.140 someone
02:31:00.900 had to
02:31:01.200 be
02:31:01.300 the bad
02:31:01.680 guy
02:31:02.000 it was
02:31:04.400 a role
02:31:04.820 unfulfilled
02:31:05.580 there needed
02:31:06.680 to be
02:31:07.020 balance
02:31:07.520 he said
02:31:08.040 Phil
02:31:08.300 what
02:31:08.560 what's
02:31:08.840 this
02:31:09.160 yes
02:31:09.840 order
02:31:10.900 must be
02:31:11.640 restored
02:31:12.200 they were
02:31:14.220 far too
02:31:14.620 soft
02:31:14.980 weren't
02:31:15.240 they
02:31:15.400 Phil
02:31:15.700 yes
02:31:16.160 yes
02:31:16.520 yes
02:31:17.260 they were
02:31:17.660 they needed
02:31:19.660 to be
02:31:20.100 struck
02:31:20.580 violently
02:31:22.900 in the soul
02:31:25.460 yes
02:31:25.900 and then
02:31:27.840 what happens
02:31:28.320 Phil
02:31:28.580 what shall
02:31:30.360 we do
02:31:30.700 with them
02:31:31.120 yes
02:31:32.560 really
02:31:34.060 really
02:31:36.060 really
02:31:38.760 really
02:31:42.760 really
02:31:47.840 you've
02:31:56.160 given me
02:31:56.480 much
02:31:56.680 to think
02:31:57.020 about
02:31:57.700 what's
02:32:02.700 that
02:32:02.980 you know
02:32:09.200 how I was
02:32:09.400 just talking
02:32:09.820 about
02:32:10.140 no one's
02:32:11.380 gonna fucking
02:32:11.860 believe this
02:32:12.640 I don't
02:32:16.260 even want
02:32:16.540 to
02:32:16.660 I don't
02:32:17.040 even
02:32:17.200 want
02:32:17.320 no
02:32:17.520 I'm
02:32:17.720 not
02:32:17.920 fuck
02:32:18.360 you
02:32:18.520 I'm
02:32:18.960 not
02:32:19.120 saying
02:32:19.460 it
02:32:19.600 I'm
02:32:19.740 not
02:32:19.900 saying
02:32:20.280 out
02:32:20.480 loud
02:32:20.720 what
02:32:20.900 just
02:32:21.020 happened
02:32:21.480 I'm
02:32:28.000 really
02:32:28.280 fucking
02:32:28.720 creeped
02:32:29.160 out
02:32:29.320 right now
02:32:29.840 wow
02:32:34.580 nope
02:32:35.520 nope
02:32:36.160 if I
02:32:36.560 say that
02:32:36.960 out
02:32:37.140 loud
02:32:37.400 I
02:32:37.640 will
02:32:37.760 get
02:32:37.860 a
02:32:37.960 wellness
02:32:38.240 check
02:32:38.600 and
02:32:38.840 then
02:32:38.960 I'll
02:32:39.040 be
02:32:39.180 shot
02:32:39.420 by
02:32:39.560 the
02:32:39.680 police
02:32:40.020 what
02:32:45.300 is
02:32:45.420 the
02:32:45.540 year
02:32:45.760 on
02:32:45.900 this
02:32:46.060 coin
02:32:46.420 does
02:32:50.320 it
02:32:50.420 tell
02:32:50.580 a
02:32:50.720 story
02:32:50.940 it
02:32:51.060 says
02:32:51.180 1996
02:32:52.000 96
02:32:57.300 well that
02:33:06.900 was
02:33:07.040 fucking
02:33:07.320 one of
02:33:07.560 the
02:33:07.660 weirdest
02:33:07.860 things
02:33:08.120 I've
02:33:08.280 ever
02:33:08.420 seen
02:33:08.660 anyway
02:33:09.180 no you
02:33:13.740 gotta pay
02:33:14.060 me
02:33:14.200 extra
02:33:14.460 for
02:33:14.620 this
02:33:14.780 it's
02:33:15.160 not
02:33:15.360 the
02:33:15.520 gummies
02:33:15.820 I
02:33:15.960 took
02:33:16.180 a
02:33:16.320 tiny
02:33:16.580 bit
02:33:16.840 of
02:33:16.940 a
02:33:17.060 little
02:33:17.200 one
02:33:17.380 it
02:33:17.500 didn't
02:33:17.760 even
02:33:17.900 affect
02:33:18.200 me
02:33:18.660 well that
02:33:25.480 was
02:33:25.620 fucking
02:33:25.900 spooky
02:33:26.280 well
02:33:26.880 I
02:33:27.740 kind of
02:33:28.240 want to
02:33:28.420 end
02:33:28.560 the
02:33:28.700 stream
02:33:28.980 and
02:33:29.400 get my
02:33:33.560 eyes
02:33:33.820 checked
02:33:34.160 that
02:33:36.060 was
02:33:36.220 very
02:33:36.440 strange
02:33:36.920 that
02:33:37.560 was
02:33:37.680 very
02:33:37.920 strange
02:33:38.360 I
02:33:44.400 need a
02:33:45.320 second to
02:33:45.700 collect
02:33:45.940 myself
02:33:46.280 I'm
02:33:46.500 gonna
02:33:46.580 just
02:33:46.740 play
02:33:47.020 here
02:33:47.320 I
02:33:47.600 didn't
02:33:47.820 release
02:33:48.080 this
02:33:48.280 yet
02:33:48.440 this
02:33:48.660 is
02:33:48.780 another
02:33:49.040 I
02:33:49.780 don't
02:33:49.920 even
02:33:50.060 know
02:33:50.200 if
02:33:50.300 I
02:33:50.400 will
02:33:50.580 but
02:33:50.740 it's
02:33:50.900 a
02:33:51.020 I
02:33:51.280 was
02:33:51.400 just
02:33:51.520 we're
02:33:51.740 fucking
02:33:51.960 around
02:33:52.280 one
02:33:52.520 of
02:33:52.600 the
02:33:52.700 here's
02:33:53.020 the
02:33:53.160 part
02:33:53.440 of
02:33:53.520 the
02:33:53.600 Hamilton
02:33:53.860 show
02:33:54.140 you
02:33:54.320 didn't
02:33:54.620 see
02:33:54.880 have
02:33:55.180 fun
02:33:55.500 one
02:33:56.760 last
02:33:57.120 grift
02:33:57.500 before
02:33:57.840 we
02:33:58.040 all
02:33:58.260 get
02:33:58.460 sent
02:33:58.760 to
02:33:58.940 the
02:33:59.120 gulag
02:33:59.740 come
02:34:01.600 see
02:34:01.960 the
02:34:02.200 greatest
02:34:02.640 live
02:34:03.160 show
02:34:03.500 in
02:34:03.720 all
02:34:04.060 of
02:34:04.260 new
02:34:04.480 India
02:34:05.060 introducing
02:34:07.960 the
02:34:09.180 rage
02:34:09.760 tour
02:34:10.420 live
02:34:11.840 there's
02:34:14.600 been a
02:34:14.840 lot
02:34:14.980 of
02:34:15.100 poop
02:34:15.300 talking
02:34:15.620 to you
02:34:15.960 lately
02:34:16.540 typical
02:34:20.260 Canada
02:34:20.960 tonight
02:34:22.360 on the
02:34:22.800 daily
02:34:23.060 poop
02:34:23.400 it's
02:34:24.920 becoming
02:34:25.300 a
02:34:25.520 nightly
02:34:25.880 segment
02:34:26.380 there's
02:34:27.820 going
02:34:27.980 to
02:34:28.060 be
02:34:28.200 like
02:34:28.380 the
02:34:28.540 weather
02:34:28.820 patterns
02:34:29.440 where
02:34:30.240 it's
02:34:30.500 like
02:34:30.780 if you
02:34:37.500 go down
02:34:37.960 to
02:34:38.080 Wasaga
02:34:38.480 beach
02:34:38.880 here
02:34:39.140 hey
02:34:39.280 little
02:34:39.460 friend
02:34:39.780 and
02:34:41.080 this
02:34:41.380 dark
02:34:41.860 brown
02:34:42.340 area
02:34:43.040 is
02:34:44.480 Canada's
02:34:44.920 wonderland
02:34:45.380 you're
02:34:45.540 not
02:34:45.620 going
02:34:45.720 to
02:34:45.760 go
02:34:46.040 there
02:34:46.220 this
02:34:46.400 weekend
02:34:46.680 you're
02:34:51.060 like
02:34:51.200 oh
02:34:51.460 they're
02:34:52.220 shitting
02:34:52.560 on the
02:34:52.800 beach
02:34:53.060 in Wasaga
02:34:53.500 beach
02:34:53.780 I'm
02:34:53.980 gonna
02:34:54.080 call
02:34:54.300 the
02:34:54.460 cops
02:34:54.780 yeah
02:34:54.960 except
02:34:55.220 you're
02:34:55.400 gonna
02:34:55.480 call
02:34:55.700 the
02:34:55.840 cops
02:34:56.160 and
02:34:56.360 the
02:34:56.540 guys
02:34:56.820 who's
02:34:57.260 shitting
02:34:57.540 his
02:34:57.700 phone
02:34:57.940 is
02:34:58.060 gonna
02:34:58.200 ring
02:34:58.400 hello
02:34:58.760 be
02:35:01.960 afraid
02:35:02.500 be
02:35:03.300 very
02:35:03.880 afraid
02:35:23.060 good
02:35:32.280 good
02:35:32.500 i'm glad
02:35:32.880 i was
02:35:33.180 muted
02:35:33.500 you don't
02:35:33.840 want to
02:35:34.060 know
02:35:34.380 weird
02:35:36.880 want to
02:35:51.500 could
02:35:51.860 you
02:35:52.620 won't
02:35:52.760 you
02:35:53.660 don't
02:35:55.220 you
02:35:56.060 can Solo
02:35:57.320 Stegall 5 says,
02:36:17.380 Back in the day I was doing a demo job.
02:36:19.960 The GM of the site assured the crew I was with that the electrical was shut off.
02:36:23.860 I was disassembling an outlet.
02:36:25.400 It got electrocuted with high current.
02:36:27.020 Oh, my God.
02:36:28.000 My arm was numb for weeks.
02:36:29.460 The GM passed the general manager, I suppose, passed the buck.
02:36:32.580 The electrical crew, to be fair, I should have checked it myself.
02:36:34.980 Lesson learned.
02:36:36.380 Right.
02:36:36.780 I guess that's what we were saying earlier.
02:36:38.440 It is technically your fault somewhere.
02:36:40.380 So it's like, if you did everything right, did you actually?
02:36:43.920 And it's like, you can't blame other people if you had a hand in it, right?
02:36:48.600 You can't get that mad.
02:36:49.480 You can be like, well, what did I do wrong, though?
02:36:51.700 You have to accept that part.
02:36:52.800 If you can't, you're probably a fat, fucked up Dumpster Island person or a goblin freak
02:37:00.020 or a fucking, oh.
02:37:03.240 There's just so much scum out there.
02:37:05.220 CRJ says, these polo shirts don't have immovable forced popped collars like it's an expensive
02:37:09.980 Rhode Island douchebag country club.
02:37:11.540 I don't want them.
02:37:12.040 We'll get you a special.
02:37:14.940 Oh, oh, the fancy boy needs a fancy one.
02:37:18.760 He wants a fancy one.
02:37:21.100 Wow.
02:37:21.640 Okay, everybody.
02:37:22.680 Get the fancy guy a fancy one.
02:37:25.260 I'm going to get my stick back.
02:37:26.660 Where's that?
02:37:28.420 I never, I, it's around somewhere.
02:37:32.060 There's my staff.
02:37:33.120 I need it.
02:37:33.740 I'm powerless without it.
02:37:35.220 I can't, I can't ominously threaten people without my Jafar staff.
02:37:39.260 It's like over there.
02:37:42.040 Um, Octostein says, grift shop polo shirts.
02:37:44.620 When?
02:37:44.900 Well, obviously once we get this, once we get the website back, but I got to take somebody
02:37:48.080 to court for it because people are children.
02:37:51.500 Uh, Phillip's disciple says, um, were you not chosen by Phillip?
02:37:55.320 Pot calling the kettle blood.
02:37:56.640 Well, I mean, I didn't have to be, I didn't have to accept it.
02:37:59.560 I was given it and I accepted it.
02:38:01.460 I didn't have to, but I did.
02:38:03.160 I felt something was weird about it.
02:38:05.040 I looked at it and I was like, I don't know about this, but I did it anyway.
02:38:08.080 I should have listened to my gut.
02:38:08.960 I didn't now I'm screwed.
02:38:09.980 Now my life's destroyed.
02:38:10.780 See how easy that, see how fast that can happen?
02:38:16.040 You reject polo shirts.
02:38:17.640 You get a goat figurine.
02:38:18.680 It's very easy to destroy your entire life and you have no idea it's coming.
02:38:22.720 Scarecrow says Nineveh, capital of Assyria.
02:38:24.860 Yes.
02:38:25.460 Good fact to remember if you ever encounter a bridge keeper.
02:38:29.120 What is the capital of Assyria?
02:38:31.660 I do do that.
02:38:33.300 Oh, we're doing Monty Python jokes every night now.
02:38:37.860 Every fucking night.
02:38:44.920 I just like to annoy people.
02:38:46.280 I'll press the air.
02:38:47.020 I haven't pressed it once yet.
02:38:48.360 I will.
02:38:49.080 I will fucking drown this place in air horns.
02:38:52.920 Don't test me.
02:38:56.380 Sergeant rocks is the Boeing spacecraft is like that sub that went to visit the Titanic.
02:39:00.080 Oh my God.
02:39:00.920 I saw a video of that thing afterwards.
02:39:09.740 It was like, this is the product and this is like the advertisement of what it does.
02:39:13.440 Like before everyone got like crushed to death slowly and painfully and died horribly.
02:39:17.260 It was like, oh no, they died instantly.
02:39:18.680 Actually, they didn't.
02:39:19.400 It was horrifying how they died.
02:39:21.860 Horribying, horrifying plus mortifying plus B for body parts being combusted.
02:39:26.700 I don't know.
02:39:27.380 Mortifying.
02:39:28.000 It's a new word.
02:39:28.720 Fuck you.
02:39:30.960 It was literally a tin, like a can that looked welded by like an amateur shop team.
02:39:38.960 It was controlled by a literal video game controller, which is where'd mine go?
02:39:44.060 So the guy, the CEO, there's a little TV and it's got some buttons and he's like, oh yeah.
02:39:51.060 So you turn this on here and I, it's pretty cool.
02:39:53.320 I just control everything with this right here.
02:39:55.160 And I fucking, I would have been gone immediately.
02:39:58.460 And they're like, oh, this is a good idea.
02:40:00.580 Let's get in the video game submarine that this crazy old man built and go see the Titanic
02:40:05.220 at the bottom of the sea.
02:40:06.300 Oh no, we're dying.
02:40:08.280 It's your own fault.
02:40:09.760 You're a fucking retard.
02:40:12.700 Shut up.
02:40:13.240 Oh, you deserve this, you know, and fuck that stupid old guy for thinking he knew what
02:40:20.740 he was doing.
02:40:22.440 Oh yeah.
02:40:23.020 I'll just, it's amazing what technology can do now.
02:40:25.180 I just have a fucking military grade submarine that's controlled by a fucking PlayStation
02:40:28.920 controller.
02:40:34.060 Does that work at 20,000 feet?
02:40:36.220 Oh yeah.
02:40:36.620 Probably, probably, probably.
02:40:38.920 Cause again, I'm not a scientist.
02:40:40.340 I don't know how like electromagnetic frequencies and communications, like, are they affected
02:40:44.280 by the pressure and depth of the water?
02:40:45.900 Probably.
02:40:46.340 Right.
02:40:46.500 You'd got to think because the density of it, like it's not the air air is much more, you
02:40:51.260 know, matter can water.
02:40:53.120 Am I already smarter than that guy's entire company?
02:40:58.040 I don't know.
02:40:58.520 I probably am.
02:40:59.740 He had a submarine business and was like a billionaire, but he was also a fucking retard
02:41:04.540 because he died in a tin can.
02:41:07.000 He controlled with a PlayStation controller, tried to sail it down to the Titanic.
02:41:10.120 And there was other, like, there was other engineers and stuff that chimed in afterwards
02:41:18.000 and they're like, that thing was a death trap.
02:41:20.120 And he's like, no shit.
02:41:22.060 I didn't need to be told that you can take one look at that thing and be like, there's
02:41:25.140 no way this is a fucking sea worthy machine.
02:41:28.060 Are you kidding me?
02:41:30.040 Man, that would have been awful.
02:41:31.120 And you know what?
02:41:36.080 I bet at least one of the people on there when they were getting in was probably like,
02:41:39.680 I don't know about this.
02:41:40.960 They should have immediately got the fuck out of there.
02:41:42.900 Too late.
02:41:46.180 Fucking thing starts crumbling in.
02:41:47.660 I knew it.
02:41:48.420 I fucking knew it.
02:41:51.680 Hellbilly Deluxe says they scrubbed two girls, one cup.
02:41:54.100 Well, that's that's a small mercy.
02:41:56.380 I never actually watched it.
02:41:57.760 I just heard about it, that it was out there.
02:41:59.880 It was like, what is this?
02:42:00.600 And they're like, oh, dude, it's just fucking.
02:42:02.360 And I'm like, oh, my God, what?
02:42:03.940 And then you'd see the file name around and you're like, ah, don't open that.
02:42:07.720 And then you see things you suspect that go there.
02:42:09.620 And I go, oh, no.
02:42:10.360 And you see like a thumbnail.
02:42:11.760 And you're like, hell no.
02:42:12.680 So I avoided it.
02:42:13.520 I never saw it.
02:42:14.940 But I need I know it's out there.
02:42:16.960 I don't need to see it.
02:42:19.620 I've seen enough.
02:42:21.920 You don't need to see everything, guys.
02:42:23.540 You just need to see enough.
02:42:24.420 Once you've seen enough, you've had enough.
02:42:27.120 All right.
02:42:27.580 You can't.
02:42:28.780 You can't train forever.
02:42:31.500 You can you can overtrain.
02:42:33.400 OK.
02:42:36.480 Some things you don't need to experience.
02:42:39.900 Keep your heads on swivel says hanging tree in the living room with the skeleton hanging from it.
02:42:46.460 Yay.
02:42:47.060 Christmas.
02:42:52.860 Instead of Christmas trees.
02:42:54.440 Yeah.
02:42:54.880 Or in addition to Christmas trees.
02:43:00.180 Do we improve Christmas?
02:43:01.880 Is this what we do?
02:43:02.980 We add things.
02:43:04.340 Why not?
02:43:07.460 Listen, we're already selling the idea that a fat guy in a bright red jumpsuit is squeezing down chimneys and throwing Xboxes at kids.
02:43:15.440 Look, oh, we can't have a skeleton hanging from a tree.
02:43:18.020 Why the fuck can't we?
02:43:19.180 We've already crossed the line into retard land.
02:43:21.420 We're already doing crazy stuff.
02:43:23.780 Why can't we?
02:43:24.640 So the trees and the presents and the Santa, that's for the kids.
02:43:30.200 The skeleton and the hanging tree and the, you know, feats of strength and whatever else it is.
02:43:36.620 That's for the adults.
02:43:39.160 And the kids are like, why do you, why are you guys doing it?
02:43:40.900 Like, we'll explain it to you when you're older.
02:43:45.300 This is why we like Christmas now.
02:43:48.360 That's why, why do you think they made the nightmare before Christmas?
02:43:50.780 Tim Burton is in on this with me.
02:43:54.800 You're like, there's something that just feels right about merging the creepy aspect of death of Halloween and Christmas and putting it together in some kind of really, yes, I know.
02:44:03.860 I know what that does.
02:44:07.120 I discussed this with Tim Burton.
02:44:08.640 We're working on it.
02:44:09.460 I said, there's a lot.
02:44:10.400 We got a lot of big stuff going on in the background.
02:44:12.200 That's one of the things I'm working on a movie with Tim Burton.
02:44:17.860 Based on a daggle on holiday, which includes a tree that you hang people from featuring of actual skeleton from a captured POW.
02:44:26.540 But we've pressure washed all the substance off the thing.
02:44:29.540 So there's nothing left.
02:44:30.440 But it's very hard to identify the victim.
02:44:32.420 So it's a, you know, it's like that Chinese bodies exhibit.
02:44:36.960 Which is insane.
02:44:38.460 I saw that in New York in like 2008.
02:44:42.360 I happened to be there or 2009, maybe something like that.
02:44:45.940 I happened to be in New York City and I was walking downtown and there was this exhibit and it was all dead bodies.
02:44:51.920 And I was like, what in the fuck?
02:44:52.920 And the girl I was with at the time was like, whoa, we got to go in there.
02:44:56.260 And I'm like, of course we do.
02:44:57.700 So we go in there and it's like people with their skin removed and they're posed in like weird poses.
02:45:05.240 And they're like playing sports and playing instruments and stuff.
02:45:09.520 And it was immediately obvious to me that they were all Chinese.
02:45:12.680 Like they were all Asian.
02:45:13.720 And then my mind went, oh, these are probably like political prisoners.
02:45:20.000 And then I never really thought about it again, but I was really creeped out at the whole thing.
02:45:23.480 I was like, these people were probably definitely tortured and disappeared by the Chinese government.
02:45:26.840 And because like, where are you getting corpses to just put in your horror show museum?
02:45:30.320 And they, they played it off like, oh, it's, uh, you know, it is for science.
02:45:35.760 It's for to see what the human body look like outside of the skin here.
02:45:41.480 You can see all of the and there's like skeletons.
02:45:44.260 It's just, it's fucking creepy as hell.
02:45:46.560 And I'm like, no, this is just how they're hiding all of their political killings.
02:45:52.140 Who is that?
02:45:52.960 Somebody did a bit about this.
02:45:54.220 That's what reminded me of it lately.
02:45:55.680 There's a comedian that did a bit about this.
02:45:57.240 And he was like, that's how ruthless the Chinese are.
02:46:00.320 And it's like, is that what they're doing?
02:46:06.460 They catch a guy like fucking his wife and he's like her tennis instructor.
02:46:11.020 And then he disappears.
02:46:12.220 And then there's just this meat fucking puppet playing tennis in the fucking museum somewhere in New York.
02:46:17.780 The Chinese guy's like, oh, look who's so funny now.
02:46:21.500 Oh, you like to fuck my wife and pretend is now you get to pretend is forever.
02:46:25.920 Mr. Big Dick.
02:46:27.540 Ha ha ha ha.
02:46:28.560 You're dead.
02:46:29.060 I can't remember who did that bit, but it's fucking a piece.
02:46:32.540 It's so funny.
02:46:33.200 It's so true.
02:46:34.460 I had the same thought and I looked it up afterwards.
02:46:37.260 I was like, what is the legality?
02:46:39.380 Like, how did I just see a pile of dead bodies?
02:46:41.380 There's no way everyone consented to this.
02:46:43.840 Like, this feels illegal to me.
02:46:45.160 And they're like, yeah, there are some human rights concerns around this exhibit.
02:46:49.580 And I'm like, I felt so gross.
02:46:52.140 It was so weird, dude.
02:46:53.880 Has anybody else ever seen that?
02:46:55.280 Is there anything in the chat?
02:46:56.400 Press one if you've been to that.
02:46:57.560 But it's been around the world.
02:46:58.980 It's like a moving.
02:46:59.760 I don't know if it's ever been to Canada, but I just happened to be in New York.
02:47:02.440 It was the summer of like 2009.
02:47:04.180 And I just walked in on off the street and was like, whoa, this is a theater of death
02:47:09.320 for Chinese political prisoners.
02:47:12.620 So, you know.
02:47:14.380 A few other people have seen it, right?
02:47:16.240 Isn't it fucking weird?
02:47:20.000 It was in Edmonton?
02:47:21.240 Oh, God.
02:47:23.440 Did you see the tennis player?
02:47:26.300 You know?
02:47:30.160 A bunch of people have seen it.
02:47:33.020 Phillip's disciples have seen it.
02:47:34.280 The Phillip's disciples have seen everything.
02:47:36.240 I think that's what the official names of all those goats are that everyone got at the shows.
02:47:40.120 Those are Phillip's disciples.
02:47:42.880 They're like one of his avatars.
02:47:44.700 He can possess them at any time and use them.
02:47:47.240 Now he's literally in everyone's home.
02:47:49.900 Do you understand what you did?
02:47:51.900 Like, it's not actually him, but it could be him at any time.
02:47:54.920 He could just take its form.
02:47:57.960 You've basically cloned him thousands of times.
02:48:00.780 Now he's everywhere and nowhere.
02:48:02.100 He could jump between Phillips.
02:48:06.520 There's Phillip Prime and then there's all the Phil.
02:48:08.760 Like, we don't even know.
02:48:09.960 We don't know what we've done.
02:48:12.520 Nothing good.
02:48:13.900 Octostein says, pitching in for the coin story.
02:48:16.960 Dude, I...
02:48:18.100 That kind of broke my brain.
02:48:21.720 I'm not even going to talk about that.
02:48:22.860 I'm not kidding.
02:48:23.760 Don't remind me.
02:48:24.540 I had forgotten about it and was starting to relax.
02:48:27.500 Fucking...
02:48:28.300 You guys are going to have to pay a lot for that.
02:48:30.420 I'm not kidding.
02:48:31.060 I don't think there's enough money in the world.
02:48:37.920 I'm just like...
02:48:38.800 My brain is like, there has to be a way to explain that.
02:48:48.860 I don't think there is.
02:48:55.500 Zionist Cux is how the Japanese and Chinese deal with Trump.
02:48:58.160 I don't...
02:48:58.560 I can't click links.
02:48:59.360 Oh, but like...
02:49:00.120 Because I would just...
02:49:00.620 Again, I was on...
02:49:01.520 I was at this thing for hours all afternoon.
02:49:03.200 I had other things I wanted to do this afternoon.
02:49:04.460 But I'm on my computer for like four hours.
02:49:05.920 Fucking...
02:49:06.740 Ugh.
02:49:07.560 Dealing with this stupid, you know, childish DDoS.
02:49:09.980 Now I'm saying...
02:49:10.360 You can fucking throttle your internet.
02:49:12.340 And I'm like, ugh.
02:49:14.500 Fucking...
02:49:14.980 Give me the drive.
02:49:16.140 Fucking plug this in.
02:49:17.280 You know.
02:49:17.660 Copy that.
02:49:18.480 Fucking...
02:49:18.800 But...
02:49:19.420 Anyway...
02:49:20.040 That's why I don't click links.
02:49:29.680 That's why we can't take children.
02:49:32.640 FitzChamp says, Ian from TimCast is often accidentally correct until Tim tears into him for it.
02:49:38.320 Yeah, he's a little like pissy, bully, kind of girly mitt.
02:49:42.420 You know what I mean?
02:49:42.840 I really don't like him.
02:49:48.300 I don't think he's a good person.
02:49:50.040 I just...
02:49:50.380 I just don't...
02:49:51.000 My instinct is like, don't ever...
02:49:52.740 Like, that's just not a person I would be around.
02:49:54.480 I can't point to a specific reason.
02:49:58.360 It's just his demeanor, his attitude, the way he talks, the way he talks to people, the way he thinks, the way he carries himself, his body language, his face, his stupid hat.
02:50:06.800 Basically, everything about him, collectively, is just...
02:50:11.480 Nope.
02:50:12.880 No thanks.
02:50:15.540 He said, anyway, if anyone from TimCast is going to contact you, it would be Ian, if you're watching.
02:50:20.580 Reach out.
02:50:20.900 I don't think at this point that's going to be viable for Ian, even if Ian is watching.
02:50:24.900 He'll probably appreciate that I just, you know, threw some knives at his boss there.
02:50:31.540 But, I mean...
02:50:33.960 It's his show, so I don't...
02:50:36.960 What else are we doing?
02:50:39.600 Scroll back.
02:50:41.560 Nelson says, I went to the casino the other night, not planned.
02:50:44.060 Agreed anyway.
02:50:45.120 I was wearing my T-shirt.
02:50:47.540 And they stopped me and said I had to take it off or turn it inside out.
02:50:52.140 What?
02:50:53.140 Like the Diagonon T-shirt?
02:50:54.580 Is that what you mean?
02:50:55.580 He said, I left.
02:50:57.180 It saved you.
02:50:57.860 It saved you from Gamblor.
02:51:00.760 The Dark Lord of the Neon Gods.
02:51:02.420 Zionist Cux says, it looks like losing your foreskin also makes you lose your mind.
02:51:16.040 It can't be good for you mentally.
02:51:17.640 I can't imagine that it is.
02:51:19.120 Swiss Dangle says, you play video games.
02:51:20.740 You are not polo shirt worthy.
02:51:22.160 Now, it's been very rarely at this stage.
02:51:24.640 How many wars have you been in for the Empire, sir?
02:51:29.040 I've earned the right.
02:51:30.580 I've earned the right to wear sweatpants and stay up till 4 o'clock in the morning playing Victoria 3.
02:51:35.760 You don't even get to wear the polo shirt.
02:51:39.100 Age of Empires is better than Civilization.
02:51:41.060 Oh, don't be a simpleton.
02:51:42.380 Don't be ridiculous.
02:51:43.300 No, it isn't.
02:51:44.800 My God.
02:51:45.620 Oh, my God.
02:51:46.380 I bet you like checkers, too.
02:51:51.160 I bet you like checkers.
02:51:52.560 Even Civilization is kind of simple.
02:51:55.140 I really like the fucking...
02:51:59.200 It hurts your brain to play them kind of games.
02:52:02.440 To try and manage...
02:52:03.500 To try and keep all this shit...
02:52:04.860 There's some of these guys...
02:52:05.740 They play with, like, spreadsheets to, like, keep track of everything that's happening.
02:52:10.040 And it actually would help a lot because that's how fucking...
02:52:12.740 That's how much moving parts there are to some of these...
02:52:14.440 Some of these paradox games, dude, are...
02:52:16.360 They're pretty wild.
02:52:20.420 I like those.
02:52:21.240 I like those a lot.
02:52:22.940 Because they're so hard that when you actually get the hang of it and you start to be able
02:52:29.000 to manage all these kinds of things and you start to have some success, it's much more
02:52:32.440 satisfying than it is to just play something that's easy.
02:52:35.640 So, yeah, I like...
02:52:37.360 I'm a masochist, apparently.
02:52:39.320 I like to do everything the hard way, I guess.
02:52:41.640 And I just...
02:52:42.200 That's what I like.
02:52:43.020 I like to be miserable.
02:52:44.720 I said that to Morgan the other day.
02:52:45.860 And she's like, yes, you do.
02:52:47.180 Like, it's all my fault.
02:52:49.180 I could do any...
02:52:49.860 I could just leave tomorrow.
02:52:51.380 I could just go to...
02:52:52.100 I probably...
02:52:52.900 Maybe if I really tried, I probably might be able to make it to Mexico and just fucking
02:52:57.180 chill out.
02:52:57.920 Like, I don't need to do any of this.
02:52:59.700 But I'm like, no, I want to be fucking stressed out and miserable all the time.
02:53:03.740 Fight everybody!
02:53:04.700 Fight the whole world!
02:53:05.500 Like, what's wrong with you?
02:53:07.000 I'm Scottish!
02:53:08.020 We invented golf!
02:53:14.420 It's no easy answer, guys.
02:53:16.880 Melted Truth says, I would look into meltology.
02:53:20.260 How about the old world melting to shit?
02:53:22.880 Hashtag it on Facebook.
02:53:24.340 I do not...
02:53:25.000 I will never go on...
02:53:25.940 Facebook is the worst source of information on planet Earth.
02:53:29.120 If there's anything you guys can do for me, it's please stop using Facebook forever.
02:53:34.480 Do not...
02:53:35.880 Do not...
02:53:36.880 Do not...
02:53:38.520 Trade or engage in information sharing on...
02:53:41.900 I will sometimes make a post and leave.
02:53:45.300 Like dropping a hand grenade into a hornet's nest.
02:53:49.280 It is the worst, by far the worst app there is.
02:53:52.600 It has all the dumbest people on it talking all the time.
02:53:56.440 It is almost...
02:53:57.960 Everything I see on there is like retarded.
02:54:01.400 Like...
02:54:02.080 Like, you remember when you were in school?
02:54:07.100 Did you have like a designated room for like the special needs kids?
02:54:11.440 You know?
02:54:12.840 It's not...
02:54:13.580 It's just another room.
02:54:14.580 You walk in and you're like, oh, yeah, right.
02:54:16.440 That's...
02:54:16.700 This is...
02:54:17.300 And you just leave.
02:54:18.040 You're like, oh, shit, sorry.
02:54:18.860 I thought, you know...
02:54:20.240 And they're like, can I help you?
02:54:22.240 You're like, I thought this was English in my...
02:54:24.240 That's what going on Facebook feels like to me.
02:54:30.920 It's all like Johnny Depp memes about the globalists.
02:54:34.700 And you're like, fuck, I want to gouge my...
02:54:36.960 I want to stick a fucking goddamn soldering iron in my eye socket.
02:54:41.160 I'm going to stab you in the face.
02:54:42.360 I'm going to stab my own face with a soldering iron.
02:54:47.780 It's crazy.
02:54:52.240 It's torture.
02:54:53.340 It's what it is.
02:54:55.040 It's bad.
02:54:56.020 It's not something we need to...
02:54:57.100 It's not something we need in our lives, guys.
02:55:01.960 Crazy.
02:55:02.780 Ah!
02:55:03.300 It's playing back my own.
02:55:04.360 I hate that.
02:55:05.500 I'm trying to mute that.
02:55:06.900 But I can't see the chat unless I...
02:55:09.540 Whatever.
02:55:10.900 Lost it a long time ago.
02:55:11.880 Anyway, they're Twitter people anyway.
02:55:14.120 I don't know.
02:55:14.620 I see you on there.
02:55:16.440 Twitter people.
02:55:17.180 June.
02:55:22.000 June, you're a Twitter person.
02:55:23.180 Better than a Facebook person.
02:55:24.680 We're not even on Facebook.
02:55:25.480 Remember when I used to stream on Facebook?
02:55:27.220 That seems like 200 years ago.
02:55:31.640 There's people still doing Facebook streams.
02:55:33.720 Like, I got assassinated on Facebook in like 2018 or 19.
02:55:39.300 Like, pre-COVID, I was never gone.
02:55:41.880 I was totally eliminated from Facebook.
02:55:43.700 And they're still on there.
02:55:55.520 The internet's so strange.
02:55:59.520 It's become such a cultural thing.
02:56:01.580 It's similar to art.
02:56:03.280 The arts like music, theater,
02:56:06.780 any kind of human cultural expression.
02:56:10.620 The internet is now one
02:56:12.980 because it changes with the times.
02:56:17.340 The apps change.
02:56:18.780 Like, genres of music
02:56:20.000 that go up and down in popularity,
02:56:21.760 in and out, you know.
02:56:23.360 Facebook used to be the whole thing.
02:56:24.960 Now it's the fucking work.
02:56:26.040 Like, nobody uses that anymore.
02:56:27.820 Not really.
02:56:36.340 It's so huge now.
02:56:37.600 Even just TikTok alone
02:56:38.700 is like its own universe.
02:56:40.620 We don't go there.
02:56:44.480 I was banned on there like,
02:56:45.980 I don't know,
02:56:46.720 20, 21 or 20.
02:56:48.520 I don't know.
02:56:56.700 So many people are
02:56:58.000 into God knows what
02:57:00.000 in all of these different little circles and orbits.
02:57:03.160 And sometimes you bump into them
02:57:04.560 and you find like this hive of people
02:57:06.220 that are into like
02:57:07.040 some of the craziest shit you've ever,
02:57:09.920 and it's...
02:57:10.560 There, there,
02:57:21.460 this is a big problem
02:57:22.700 that I don't know how to solve.
02:57:23.940 And I think
02:57:24.620 is a big reason
02:57:28.460 for why everything is so fucked up.
02:57:29.660 But there's basically
02:57:30.680 20 different versions
02:57:32.020 of reality now.
02:57:34.680 There's like hours,
02:57:36.220 hopefully.
02:57:36.540 we're all in general consensus.
02:57:40.120 And there's like 19 other ones.
02:57:42.440 Different groups of people
02:57:43.300 believing wildly different things
02:57:45.100 about what's happening right now.
02:57:51.520 That's...
02:57:52.120 That is not...
02:57:53.800 That doesn't feel like
02:57:55.200 that's going to be
02:57:56.180 likely to work out long term.
02:58:00.020 Does it?
02:58:03.120 Many of these worldviews
02:58:04.500 are becoming increasingly
02:58:05.480 aggressive and militant.
02:58:06.900 Like, this is going to turn
02:58:07.960 into the Royal Rumble,
02:58:09.060 isn't it?
02:58:11.020 Yep.
02:58:18.180 We've got all these different
02:58:19.360 competing worldviews.
02:58:22.980 Everybody's getting crankier
02:58:24.000 and angrier and crankier.
02:58:25.160 The stakes are getting higher.
02:58:26.080 Resources are getting thinner and thinner.
02:58:27.920 It's just a matter of time.
02:58:30.020 Maybe it kicks it off
02:58:38.280 in Calendary.
02:58:41.760 You're just going to see...
02:58:42.780 You're just one day,
02:58:43.640 you're going to see
02:58:44.040 Bret Hart downtown
02:58:45.080 giving fucking...
02:58:46.460 giving sharpshooters
02:58:47.960 to fucking Indians.
02:58:50.560 And you'll be like,
02:58:51.420 I knew it was going to come to this.
02:58:54.200 I knew.
02:58:55.260 I knew it was coming.
02:58:56.140 I tried to stop you.
02:58:57.400 I tried to warn you.
02:58:58.740 And you're like,
02:58:59.440 no, no, no.
02:59:00.540 Now look.
02:59:01.300 Now you've got Bret Hart downtown.
02:59:03.400 Hey, look.
02:59:04.120 He just hit another Indian
02:59:05.240 with a chair.
02:59:08.500 Are you going to let this happen?
02:59:10.140 Are you going to let the Indians
02:59:11.380 take down Bret?
02:59:12.120 No, of course you're not.
02:59:14.120 So now we've got a war
02:59:15.280 on our hands.
02:59:15.980 We need the real Bret Hart
02:59:22.300 of Dagelon
02:59:22.940 to save us.
02:59:26.960 Someone's...
02:59:27.480 What do you mean you're voting
02:59:28.140 for the air horn poll?
02:59:31.880 See, now the Twitter people
02:59:33.280 like the air horn.
02:59:33.820 Interesting.
02:59:34.660 So it transcends apps.
02:59:35.720 Depending on the app,
02:59:37.140 the air horn is popular,
02:59:38.180 not popular.
02:59:39.060 Wanted, unwanted.
02:59:40.220 Needed,
02:59:41.200 never again.
02:59:41.880 Fitz Champ says
02:59:46.700 there is a reason
02:59:47.500 the ISS only does
02:59:48.420 interviews with
02:59:49.480 kindergartners
02:59:50.140 and female news anchors.
02:59:51.160 Never a real question.
02:59:52.060 Right.
02:59:52.620 It's such a very scary,
02:59:55.100 obvious propaganda
02:59:56.040 operation.
02:59:57.720 I'm not saying
02:59:58.480 everything about it
02:59:59.220 is fake,
02:59:59.820 but I'm saying
03:00:00.360 there's an incredible
03:00:01.840 amount of control
03:00:02.640 and censorship
03:00:03.220 and it's very spooky.
03:00:05.540 It's very not
03:00:06.440 what it looks like.
03:00:08.200 It's very odd.
03:00:09.460 I don't like it.
03:00:10.260 It's very strange.
03:00:12.280 They're definitely
03:00:12.980 lying a lot
03:00:13.760 about what that agency
03:00:14.960 does all the time
03:00:16.320 and it's very unsettling
03:00:18.620 and there's a reason.
03:00:20.380 They defend it
03:00:21.760 very vigorously,
03:00:22.640 don't they?
03:00:23.620 They defend any investigation
03:00:25.000 or poking around
03:00:25.780 into that area
03:00:26.380 like very fucking.
03:00:27.720 There was a guy
03:00:28.320 who hacked into
03:00:28.880 the Pentagon
03:00:29.280 from the United Kingdom.
03:00:30.140 I think his name
03:00:30.400 is Gary McKinnon
03:00:31.220 and he found
03:00:33.260 really creepy shit.
03:00:35.360 He was downloading it
03:00:36.360 and he's like,
03:00:36.960 he's like,
03:00:37.200 I swear,
03:00:37.840 he's like,
03:00:38.100 I found a list
03:00:38.860 of something
03:00:39.380 that said
03:00:39.720 non-terrestrial officers.
03:00:41.020 I saw images
03:00:42.120 of spacecraft.
03:00:43.200 I saw like crazy shit
03:00:44.380 and the non-terrestrial officers
03:00:46.200 were named
03:00:46.640 like George Washington,
03:00:48.320 John Adams.
03:00:49.420 They were named
03:00:50.080 after like U.S. presidents.
03:00:51.300 It was fucking bizarre
03:00:52.260 and you're like,
03:00:53.240 oh, that's a crazy nonsense story.
03:00:54.680 The U.S. has been trying
03:00:55.520 to extradite him
03:00:56.220 ever since.
03:00:56.840 I think he might
03:00:57.300 still be in court.
03:00:58.160 This was like 2002
03:00:59.020 or three.
03:01:00.460 I don't know what it was.
03:01:01.700 He went through their,
03:01:02.920 they had like Windows 95
03:01:04.320 or something
03:01:05.060 or some shitty Windows version
03:01:06.700 and he was like,
03:01:07.900 I wonder if anyone
03:01:09.160 logged in
03:01:09.840 to like the network
03:01:10.900 where someone told him,
03:01:11.840 I think it was the
03:01:12.400 Johnson Space Center
03:01:15.700 or something
03:01:16.160 where they,
03:01:17.020 where this particular information,
03:01:18.980 the spicy stuff would be
03:01:20.000 and he goes,
03:01:21.140 I want,
03:01:21.520 and this is why
03:01:21.980 I believe the story
03:01:22.760 because like there's no reason,
03:01:24.720 there's not a lot
03:01:25.460 to suggest that he's lying.
03:01:27.900 He goes into the,
03:01:29.180 gets into the government
03:01:29.920 kind of network
03:01:30.520 on their,
03:01:30.860 on their internet
03:01:32.300 as it was,
03:01:32.720 there was no Wi-Fi
03:01:33.320 back then
03:01:33.740 but he gets,
03:01:34.160 I'm pretty sure
03:01:34.640 he gets in there
03:01:35.760 and he goes to their,
03:01:36.460 one of the stations,
03:01:37.440 one of the workstations
03:01:38.160 and he goes,
03:01:38.940 I wonder if any of them
03:01:40.660 have just like one
03:01:41.340 of these dumb shit
03:01:42.060 like password
03:01:42.960 for a password
03:01:43.680 or like temporary
03:01:44.480 for,
03:01:44.860 and one of them did.
03:01:46.620 One of them actually
03:01:47.600 did have a default
03:01:48.700 like someone just set up
03:01:49.660 the Windows computer
03:01:50.400 and went,
03:01:50.800 oh well,
03:01:51.080 walked away.
03:01:51.700 It's full of top secret
03:01:52.780 classified information.
03:01:54.320 You're like,
03:01:54.500 oh that would never happen.
03:01:55.520 Yeah,
03:01:55.760 it does sometimes happen.
03:01:56.780 People are retarded
03:01:57.420 even in the government,
03:01:58.160 especially in the government
03:01:59.120 and he gets into
03:02:00.740 the whole thing
03:02:01.400 and he's like,
03:02:01.800 well,
03:02:02.000 he was in there
03:02:02.620 for like a little while
03:02:03.660 before some system
03:02:04.900 administrator was like,
03:02:05.920 wait,
03:02:06.100 who's copying files?
03:02:08.000 And then they nailed him
03:02:09.300 and they knew exactly
03:02:09.960 where he was
03:02:10.600 and the US government
03:02:11.420 is trying to extradite him.
03:02:12.300 Gary McKinnon,
03:02:13.060 look it up.
03:02:13.500 It's a very fucking weird story.
03:02:15.760 Anyway,
03:02:16.680 they really fucking go crazy
03:02:21.800 when people go anywhere
03:02:22.840 near that stuff
03:02:23.560 and they'll ruin your life
03:02:24.640 and destroy itself.
03:02:27.200 You know,
03:02:27.520 and they pay,
03:02:28.300 there's known government agents
03:02:29.540 like Richard Doty
03:02:30.420 as this guy
03:02:31.140 who's in some of these
03:02:32.080 like UFO places
03:02:33.180 and they're like,
03:02:33.480 oh,
03:02:33.620 this guy,
03:02:34.120 he's literally,
03:02:35.120 he's an admitted agent
03:02:37.160 for the state
03:02:37.820 whose job it is
03:02:38.620 is to say crazy stuff
03:02:40.220 and make people look insane.
03:02:41.340 Richard Doty,
03:02:41.940 that's what he's for.
03:02:43.060 He said this years ago
03:02:45.200 and he's still out there
03:02:46.340 doing it.
03:02:46.940 They're like,
03:02:47.100 oh,
03:02:47.220 not anymore.
03:02:48.260 He's like,
03:02:48.520 that was before.
03:02:49.100 Now I'm really telling the truth.
03:02:50.440 Like,
03:02:52.300 oh my God,
03:02:53.680 man.
03:02:53.940 This is just what we would call
03:02:57.320 Pictou County shenanigans.
03:03:00.220 You just stone face like,
03:03:02.660 oh no,
03:03:03.200 no,
03:03:03.460 before I was lying
03:03:04.340 but now I'm definitely
03:03:05.460 telling the truth.
03:03:06.080 Definitely telling the truth.
03:03:06.920 You're like,
03:03:07.440 I just told them
03:03:08.220 I was telling the truth
03:03:08.940 this time
03:03:09.400 and they fucking believed me.
03:03:11.420 Retired it.
03:03:13.160 Well,
03:03:13.600 next time I'm going to tell them
03:03:14.660 I made it all up
03:03:15.520 and it's not made up.
03:03:18.420 Like,
03:03:19.000 that's all,
03:03:19.540 they're just mind fucking
03:03:20.440 everybody at this point.
03:03:22.180 But people just,
03:03:22.940 they don't pay attention.
03:03:25.220 Fucking Richard Doty.
03:03:26.220 Who's calling me?
03:03:27.680 Don't they know what time it is?
03:03:30.200 It's almost time to go home.
03:03:31.740 Thank God.
03:03:33.020 So enough about
03:03:33.480 the International Space Station.
03:03:34.640 You know,
03:03:34.980 I had horrible shit
03:03:35.760 we could talk about
03:03:36.360 but this is more fun
03:03:37.080 for me right now.
03:03:37.800 And this is,
03:03:38.260 like I said,
03:03:38.600 the stream is about me.
03:03:39.420 This is for me.
03:03:40.860 I don't care what you guys want
03:03:42.160 or what you want to hear about.
03:03:44.720 This is my time to vent publicly.
03:03:46.600 You're just here,
03:03:47.060 you're just in a,
03:03:48.040 this is an insane asylum.
03:03:49.580 This is the porthole to my cell
03:03:51.280 that you're watching through.
03:03:53.020 That's all this is.
03:03:55.360 This is Arkham Asylum.
03:03:56.780 I'm the Joker
03:03:57.480 and I'm trapped in here.
03:03:59.140 Except I did escape recently
03:04:00.640 and I don't know how the,
03:04:01.720 I don't know how the authorities
03:04:02.440 feel about that.
03:04:03.040 I don't know what they're planning.
03:04:04.420 But Jen C says,
03:04:05.140 the tour was beyond expectations.
03:04:06.620 I know it's been said a thousand times
03:04:07.980 but thanks to all,
03:04:09.300 thanks to you all
03:04:10.160 for the enormous effort.
03:04:11.060 Don't mention it, man.
03:04:11.680 We had a great time.
03:04:12.420 It was,
03:04:12.900 well,
03:04:13.140 it was rough
03:04:14.300 while we were going through it
03:04:15.280 but I think everybody's,
03:04:16.840 everybody's pretty pleased
03:04:17.580 and happy with how it went
03:04:19.580 now that it's all over.
03:04:20.400 It couldn't have,
03:04:21.360 it couldn't have gone any better.
03:04:22.260 It couldn't have.
03:04:24.740 Nelson says,
03:04:25.460 my friend just got back
03:04:26.300 from one month in Germany
03:04:27.260 and she literally seen
03:04:28.000 three different Indians
03:04:29.120 ass naked,
03:04:30.100 one taking a dump on the street,
03:04:31.340 one getting kicked
03:04:33.060 by a disgruntled dad
03:04:34.000 and the third riding a bike.
03:04:37.240 Germany sounds different.
03:04:38.680 I hear that a lot
03:04:39.780 from people that are from there
03:04:42.040 or have recently arrived here
03:04:43.720 from there
03:04:44.300 or know people there
03:04:45.440 and they're like,
03:04:45.940 it's very bad.
03:04:46.780 It's not good.
03:04:47.500 Germany is very making,
03:04:50.280 make me sad.
03:04:51.620 I would rather not talk of it.
03:04:54.360 Would you like bratwurst?
03:04:56.260 Let's never speak of this murder
03:04:58.320 of the home country,
03:04:59.700 the fatherland again.
03:05:01.540 It will make me enraged.
03:05:04.400 And then I will have to wear
03:05:06.160 a polar shirt,
03:05:09.280 matching haircuts,
03:05:10.240 all stumpy, stumpy,
03:05:11.400 much, much.
03:05:12.340 Not good.
03:05:13.420 Would you like bratwurst?
03:05:14.340 They've been through a lot.
03:05:21.980 Nelson's went to the casino.
03:05:23.000 I read this one already.
03:05:24.340 Polo shirt.
03:05:24.780 Okay, we're caught up.
03:05:25.480 Good.
03:05:26.040 I started.
03:05:26.520 Oh, no, I'm not.
03:05:27.540 I want to go home.
03:05:30.580 You are home.
03:05:31.520 You're in your fucking cell.
03:05:32.500 Dance, monkey!
03:05:35.640 Scotian Gentleman
03:05:36.200 says I got to meet up
03:05:36.760 with a dag this week.
03:05:37.820 Also, always fun to chat
03:05:39.000 about inside baseball and such.
03:05:41.080 They still have my bracelet.
03:05:42.900 That means it's never,
03:05:43.540 you're still wearing
03:05:44.240 the tour bracelet.
03:05:45.100 My goodness.
03:05:46.160 Tim Cass sucks.
03:05:47.200 Yeah.
03:05:48.300 Yeah, he's just,
03:05:48.980 it's just, you know,
03:05:52.900 milk toast on beast takes
03:05:54.760 for normies to make.
03:05:55.840 I don't, I don't know.
03:05:56.620 I don't even,
03:05:57.140 I haven't looked at it
03:05:57.860 in a long time,
03:05:58.560 but it was boring.
03:05:59.620 It's very like,
03:06:01.560 you know,
03:06:02.580 average guy thinks
03:06:03.620 average guy things.
03:06:04.760 Yeah.
03:06:05.320 Okay.
03:06:06.940 That's probably why
03:06:07.740 it's so popular.
03:06:09.900 That's how many,
03:06:10.780 oh, I think the same thing.
03:06:12.520 Nothing.
03:06:14.000 I also think nothing.
03:06:15.440 Me too.
03:06:16.680 I like hat guy
03:06:17.940 who thinks nothing.
03:06:22.240 Very afraid
03:06:23.080 of very obvious things.
03:06:25.660 Jaded Mandarin,
03:06:26.420 thank you very much.
03:06:27.160 She said,
03:06:27.380 I joined X
03:06:27.900 and immediately got blocked
03:06:28.720 by all your goblin people
03:06:29.840 for just listening
03:06:30.500 to your spaces chat.
03:06:31.600 What?
03:06:32.280 Really?
03:06:33.820 Who blocked you?
03:06:34.620 I don't know.
03:06:35.520 Never said a word.
03:06:36.320 Really?
03:06:37.600 That's bizarre.
03:06:39.180 I hate social media.
03:06:39.880 I'll stick to entropy
03:06:40.340 where people allow me
03:06:41.100 to just listen.
03:06:43.400 What's your name
03:06:44.680 on the thing?
03:06:46.280 Did you say something crazy?
03:06:48.220 Did you just get blocked
03:06:48.700 for no reason?
03:06:49.360 I definitely didn't do that.
03:06:51.560 That's what happened
03:06:51.980 by accident.
03:06:52.920 The other night,
03:06:53.520 it was like really laggy
03:06:54.880 and glitchy.
03:06:55.560 It would like,
03:06:56.160 you'd swipe
03:06:56.740 and nothing would happen
03:06:57.560 for 10 seconds.
03:06:58.360 and then you'd try
03:06:59.320 and swipe again
03:06:59.940 and the lag catches up
03:07:00.900 and then it goes
03:07:01.220 and it was awful.
03:07:03.760 It was just,
03:07:04.340 it was terrible.
03:07:06.740 It was really difficult
03:07:07.620 to operate
03:07:08.100 and I was trying
03:07:08.600 to check
03:07:09.260 and people were trying
03:07:09.960 to ask to talk
03:07:10.740 and it,
03:07:11.100 you know,
03:07:14.660 it wasn't,
03:07:15.100 it wasn't a rate,
03:07:15.780 it wasn't a great experience
03:07:16.960 on my end.
03:07:18.060 Could,
03:07:18.640 could be better.
03:07:19.400 Could definitely be better.
03:07:20.940 Do better, Elon.
03:07:22.760 Give up on the rockets
03:07:23.780 and the space stuff
03:07:24.660 and fix Twitter.
03:07:27.600 All right.
03:07:28.360 We all are good.
03:07:29.240 We're almost done.
03:07:29.960 That's great.
03:07:30.420 Thank goodness.
03:07:32.820 We all died
03:07:33.840 in a yellow submarine.
03:07:34.880 Yeah,
03:07:35.040 a lot of people did
03:07:35.780 because they just,
03:07:38.100 just couldn't help themselves.
03:07:40.120 All right.
03:07:42.260 What else is there?
03:07:43.640 We covered a lot of ground,
03:07:45.040 surprisingly,
03:07:45.600 without looking at a damn thing.
03:07:47.160 I always do this.
03:07:48.100 I'm always like,
03:07:48.500 I got nothing to talk about.
03:07:49.440 I just got to find,
03:07:50.120 I didn't,
03:07:51.080 all I have to do
03:07:51.560 is start talking
03:07:52.280 and I will never stop.
03:07:53.460 I have to cut myself off
03:07:54.740 or it'll just be an endless,
03:07:55.780 the doctors have given up
03:08:00.760 a long time ago.
03:08:01.760 Let's just say that.
03:08:03.260 I run this hospital now.
03:08:06.200 You're in here with me,
03:08:07.660 remember?
03:08:11.380 It's not the sanest
03:08:12.740 who prevails,
03:08:13.880 Johnston.
03:08:14.400 It's the strongest.
03:08:15.380 And I am stronger than you.
03:08:21.040 I am mightier than ye.
03:08:24.180 You're in my world now,
03:08:25.520 Johnston.
03:08:27.680 No!
03:08:30.500 How did he get me
03:08:31.400 to unlock the cell?
03:08:32.840 He mind fucked me
03:08:33.660 into letting him out.
03:08:34.520 I love screwing
03:08:42.980 with so many people.
03:08:44.860 There's so many things
03:08:45.660 I get to do on here
03:08:46.620 with like different people in mind
03:08:47.880 and I never really explain
03:08:49.360 and it's just,
03:08:50.240 they all go crazy
03:08:52.160 trying to obsess about
03:08:53.160 who I mean
03:08:53.860 or what they're talking about.
03:08:55.120 They all think it's them.
03:08:56.300 They're all good.
03:08:56.680 They descend further
03:08:57.440 and further into madness.
03:08:59.480 I just laugh
03:09:00.540 and it's like,
03:09:01.060 I'm sure it's in their dreams now.
03:09:02.660 One of them is going to try
03:09:03.180 and come here
03:09:03.520 and kill me one of these days.
03:09:05.220 I'm going to have to hide
03:09:05.940 behind a tree
03:09:06.540 as I see it
03:09:07.000 because the cameras
03:09:07.540 let me know they were coming
03:09:08.400 and then just fucking
03:09:09.020 whacked them in the back
03:09:09.680 of the head with a shovel.
03:09:11.680 It's going to be like casino.
03:09:12.880 We're going to be out
03:09:13.380 in a cornfield,
03:09:14.820 Derek and Ferry
03:09:15.440 with baseball bats.
03:09:20.680 I love season five!
03:09:26.500 I'm going to look
03:09:27.220 through the news,
03:09:28.060 but I mean,
03:09:28.460 it's,
03:09:29.040 is there anything
03:09:31.540 you guys want
03:09:32.540 do you have any requests?
03:09:35.140 Because I mean,
03:09:35.880 I'm so desensitized.
03:09:38.200 It's like,
03:09:38.760 which tear,
03:09:39.340 which fucking nightmare
03:09:40.440 do you,
03:09:40.820 I mean,
03:09:41.160 we've covered it all
03:09:42.320 many times.
03:09:48.640 It's probably
03:09:49.240 some new guys
03:09:49.940 like,
03:09:50.160 here's,
03:09:55.240 here's something for you.
03:09:57.040 Here's something
03:09:57.680 for you new people.
03:09:58.820 Yeah,
03:09:59.580 you live in a world
03:10:00.340 where 12-year-olds
03:10:01.300 go to prison
03:10:02.060 because he was
03:10:06.320 on the street
03:10:07.080 where there was
03:10:08.980 a big kind of
03:10:09.820 a riot happening
03:10:10.820 because migrants
03:10:12.260 are murdering
03:10:12.960 all of the kids.
03:10:14.140 Maybe these boys,
03:10:14.880 maybe they were,
03:10:15.460 maybe was this
03:10:15.980 the older brother
03:10:16.700 of one of the murdered girls?
03:10:17.860 It could have been.
03:10:18.480 It might as well have been.
03:10:19.480 Let's put him in jail.
03:10:20.660 He's charged.
03:10:21.400 When the youngest person
03:10:22.400 charged over the
03:10:24.360 far right riots
03:10:25.480 in the UK.
03:10:26.000 Yeah,
03:10:26.400 that's normal,
03:10:27.640 right?
03:10:31.000 It's not hyperbole.
03:10:32.180 The United Kingdom
03:10:32.720 has fallen.
03:10:33.460 It's in a,
03:10:34.000 it's a psychopathic,
03:10:35.100 tyrannical state now.
03:10:35.980 It's civil war.
03:10:38.300 Undeclared.
03:10:39.000 It's an undeclared civil war.
03:10:40.760 They're putting
03:10:41.420 their own people
03:10:41.940 in prison for talking
03:10:43.040 just like in
03:10:43.840 V for Vendetta
03:10:44.440 and releasing
03:10:47.060 murderers and rapists
03:10:48.240 onto the streets
03:10:48.880 to kill more
03:10:49.680 of those people
03:10:50.340 that are complaining
03:10:51.500 about it.
03:10:52.660 They're whining
03:10:53.400 that they're,
03:10:53.920 they're in pain
03:10:54.560 so the king
03:10:55.760 has decided
03:10:56.220 to strike them harder.
03:10:58.220 Stop whining
03:10:58.960 you peasants!
03:11:00.480 Whack!
03:11:03.120 Just because,
03:11:04.260 no,
03:11:04.500 we covered this.
03:11:05.300 You don't,
03:11:05.480 you don't get
03:11:05.940 to talk anymore.
03:11:06.760 You're retarded.
03:11:07.360 You're too stupid.
03:11:08.540 Remember,
03:11:09.140 we're talking now.
03:11:14.800 Here we got this guy.
03:11:16.080 18 month sentence
03:11:17.180 because he said,
03:11:18.240 who the fuck
03:11:18.740 is Allah?
03:11:19.900 Chanting.
03:11:22.840 61 year old man.
03:11:24.560 told the police officers,
03:11:27.020 you're not English anymore.
03:11:28.460 I would agree
03:11:29.280 since they've committed treason
03:11:30.480 and are attacking
03:11:31.300 and imprisoning
03:11:31.820 their own people.
03:11:32.460 Like,
03:11:32.840 you're supposed to be
03:11:33.500 protecting this guy.
03:11:35.680 He's,
03:11:36.160 he's,
03:11:36.580 he's one of yours
03:11:37.760 and they're demanding
03:11:39.520 that you do your job
03:11:40.840 so you arrested him.
03:11:49.860 Year and a half.
03:11:50.900 Look at this guy.
03:11:51.460 Jesus Christ,
03:11:52.160 save us.
03:11:52.500 Never gonna happen,
03:11:53.820 kid.
03:11:56.220 Nobody's saving anybody
03:11:57.360 except you.
03:11:58.760 What are you doing about it?
03:12:00.440 Callum?
03:12:01.260 Who's Callum?
03:12:08.560 Not a huge account.
03:12:10.420 Let's go tell him.
03:12:12.560 Can I see it?
03:12:13.740 Let's go to that exact tweet
03:12:14.860 that he said.
03:12:15.560 Yeah.
03:12:15.720 Yeah.
03:12:15.820 What are you gonna do about it?
03:12:26.880 That's what he should be asking.
03:12:28.180 Not Jesus Christ,
03:12:29.160 save us.
03:12:29.700 What should we do about this?
03:12:31.280 That's the attitude you need,
03:12:32.540 Callum.
03:12:35.600 Because they're just gonna
03:12:36.640 keep doing this until...
03:12:37.820 Yeah.
03:12:45.880 All charges over convoy
03:12:47.200 who shouted,
03:12:47.760 rape Jewish daughters
03:12:48.940 are dropped.
03:12:50.220 Sutton man,
03:12:50.820 61,
03:12:51.240 who chanted,
03:12:51.660 who the fuck is Allah
03:12:52.340 jailed for 18 months?
03:12:53.640 Well, one,
03:12:54.180 yeah,
03:12:54.720 who was,
03:12:55.100 who was chanting that?
03:12:56.040 That would be the Muslims.
03:12:56.960 They've taken over the country.
03:12:57.960 They're afraid of them.
03:12:58.640 They won't confront them
03:12:59.420 because they're afraid of them.
03:13:00.800 So,
03:13:01.320 English people,
03:13:01.920 if you don't defend yourselves,
03:13:03.020 no one's going to.
03:13:03.820 The state has already surrendered.
03:13:05.880 They've already given themselves
03:13:07.640 over to the invaders
03:13:09.160 and you're now in enemy territory.
03:13:11.580 Your own home.
03:13:12.860 Or rather,
03:13:13.660 the enemy's in your territory.
03:13:14.960 It's still up for grabs,
03:13:15.900 I'd say,
03:13:16.320 but get used to scenes like this
03:13:18.640 until you guys organize fast.
03:13:25.840 There's gonna be a lot more of this.
03:13:27.520 They've already gone over the edge.
03:13:28.840 They enjoy it.
03:13:29.360 They like it.
03:13:30.280 They're having fun with it.
03:13:33.240 They have no respect for you.
03:13:35.560 This is in Ireland.
03:13:41.300 There's just gangs of men
03:13:42.900 wandering around
03:13:44.620 and they're like in these compounds.
03:13:47.800 All these Muslim guys.
03:13:50.640 And the women are afraid.
03:13:52.580 They're like,
03:13:52.760 what is happening?
03:13:53.600 Like,
03:13:53.760 what is this?
03:13:54.300 There's just this compound
03:13:55.120 full of these dudes
03:13:56.100 in the town.
03:13:59.460 Like,
03:14:03.380 what the fuck is this?
03:14:04.920 Is this their barracks?
03:14:06.740 Like,
03:14:07.040 oh,
03:14:07.160 this is the refugee center
03:14:08.320 for a bunch of men.
03:14:10.700 A bunch of young men.
03:14:12.520 A bunch of young,
03:14:13.460 fit men.
03:14:14.040 A bunch of young,
03:14:16.460 in-shape men
03:14:17.400 are just hanging out
03:14:18.560 in the refugee center.
03:14:20.720 Really.
03:14:21.120 And they're doing patrols
03:14:22.020 around the neighborhoods.
03:14:22.580 From where do you come here?
03:14:24.060 Sorry.
03:14:24.640 I'm from Ireland.
03:14:25.920 No, no.
03:14:26.340 From where
03:14:26.820 coming here?
03:14:29.840 Ah,
03:14:30.300 from the road.
03:14:30.900 This way?
03:14:31.400 From the road, yeah.
03:14:32.600 This way?
03:14:33.540 Yeah.
03:14:33.840 Come, please.
03:14:35.320 It's okay.
03:14:36.000 I can let myself out.
03:14:37.100 It's all good.
03:14:37.600 Just masked men
03:14:39.980 with weapons.
03:14:43.000 Wandering,
03:14:43.620 patrolling the countryside.
03:14:45.240 They're coming.
03:14:48.700 What is this?
03:14:50.560 Started playing another video?
03:14:54.900 Oh,
03:14:55.300 it's the same one.
03:14:55.960 Why did it?
03:14:57.060 Okay,
03:14:57.400 my bad.
03:15:00.360 Yeah,
03:15:00.760 what's this?
03:15:01.200 I didn't even see this part.
03:15:02.280 No,
03:15:02.420 it gets better.
03:15:03.400 We got a part two.
03:15:05.020 We go into the town now.
03:15:07.600 We got to get a car chase scene?
03:15:09.980 Shane on you,
03:15:10.740 Shane on you.
03:15:14.620 What's going on here?
03:15:25.780 What's going on in there?
03:15:34.880 What are these places?
03:15:37.600 Ireland's getting crazy,
03:15:41.600 dude.
03:15:41.780 I'm in here.
03:15:44.820 Just to men.
03:15:46.060 Just to men.
03:15:46.960 I think this is a problem
03:15:48.360 in other places.
03:15:49.500 Like,
03:15:49.760 if people are seeking asylum,
03:15:51.480 it's not just men
03:15:52.340 in a country
03:15:52.820 that seek asylum.
03:15:54.280 Like,
03:15:55.140 there is no country
03:15:56.420 in which only men
03:15:57.400 are persecuted.
03:15:58.820 Yeah,
03:15:59.160 right?
03:16:01.600 It's pretty fucking obvious.
03:16:03.060 Even the women are like,
03:16:04.140 um,
03:16:05.380 when people are fleeing persecution,
03:16:07.180 it's like families.
03:16:08.220 It's all the people.
03:16:09.340 It's not like,
03:16:10.220 nah,
03:16:10.440 it's just,
03:16:10.940 you know,
03:16:11.980 16 to 40 year old men.
03:16:13.920 That's all.
03:16:14.540 Those are the only people
03:16:15.640 that exist as refugees now.
03:16:17.120 See,
03:16:17.280 and they're all going to live
03:16:17.980 in your town,
03:16:18.900 carry weapons
03:16:19.460 and wear masks
03:16:20.060 and start patrolling
03:16:20.580 the neighborhoods.
03:16:21.280 Okay.
03:16:24.220 Neat.
03:16:25.880 Nighty Kingdom's in good shape,
03:16:27.000 but that'll never happen.
03:16:27.860 Here we roll.
03:16:29.160 Here's a video from the mall
03:16:30.420 in Winnipeg the other day.
03:16:31.500 Oh look,
03:16:34.660 a bunch of Sikhs
03:16:35.520 carrying swords
03:16:36.460 in the mall
03:16:38.920 in Winnipeg.
03:16:48.160 No,
03:16:48.760 no,
03:16:49.920 no,
03:16:50.640 no,
03:16:51.240 for,
03:16:51.560 for,
03:16:52.060 for reasons,
03:16:53.200 it'll,
03:16:53.920 it,
03:16:54.340 cause
03:16:54.680 there's a story
03:16:59.020 about them.
03:16:59.520 They're taking farmland
03:17:01.720 from people now,
03:17:02.760 dude.
03:17:11.000 Those fucking PEI
03:17:12.380 false flag Indians.
03:17:13.700 I'll get them another time.
03:17:15.060 These fucking retards.
03:17:19.560 They tried to say
03:17:20.580 that someone tried
03:17:21.200 to light them on fire,
03:17:22.360 burn their tents out.
03:17:23.460 They,
03:17:23.900 they threw a firecracker
03:17:25.000 in their own tent
03:17:25.900 and like on their own pillow.
03:17:29.580 You know,
03:17:30.140 as you do,
03:17:30.980 if you were going to burn down
03:17:32.020 a tent,
03:17:32.480 right,
03:17:33.300 you wouldn't take a lighter to it.
03:17:34.980 You wouldn't throw gas on it.
03:17:36.200 You'd go open the tent
03:17:37.300 and you'd put a firecracker
03:17:38.340 on the pillow
03:17:38.960 and then leave
03:17:39.800 because that would,
03:17:41.140 they did it to themselves
03:17:43.900 and tried to act
03:17:44.640 like a victim.
03:17:47.320 They got caught
03:17:48.380 and now they're like,
03:17:49.020 oh,
03:17:49.200 it was actually just an accident.
03:17:50.440 Turns out after all,
03:17:51.440 it was just an accident.
03:17:52.240 Oh,
03:17:52.480 yeah,
03:17:52.640 was it after you
03:17:53.680 accused us of fucking
03:17:54.600 arson and racism
03:17:55.620 and all this?
03:17:56.200 He's fucking lying.
03:17:58.540 It's like they need to lie.
03:17:59.780 They genetically
03:18:00.340 have a need to lie.
03:18:01.780 Lie and poop.
03:18:02.600 Pooping and lying
03:18:03.300 and lying and pooping,
03:18:04.420 sir.
03:18:07.360 This guy fucking
03:18:08.240 mad dog in the camera.
03:18:13.240 Unbelievable.
03:18:15.160 Just totally
03:18:15.920 taking advantage of us.
03:18:18.200 We're complete doormats.
03:18:19.360 Until we don't want to be.
03:18:27.180 To choose your own adventure story
03:18:28.500 at the end of the day.
03:18:31.360 Let's check the rest.
03:18:32.480 Keep your head.
03:18:33.140 Say something funny.
03:18:34.200 Arnold is always good.
03:18:35.520 That's not a thing.
03:18:36.740 You can't just
03:18:37.360 say a funny thing.
03:18:41.140 Do the thing.
03:18:42.880 If I could,
03:18:48.220 I would.
03:18:48.920 I wouldn't be here.
03:18:52.980 Revenge of Chad Kroger.
03:18:54.000 What's up, man?
03:18:54.500 He says,
03:18:54.760 Terror tour of the terrible
03:18:55.780 terrorism went well.
03:18:57.500 The fear generated was sublime.
03:18:59.060 It was very hilarious.
03:19:00.360 Yes.
03:19:01.400 Nice to see.
03:19:02.420 Or nice to have the podcast back.
03:19:03.580 We lost one of the
03:19:04.940 persecuted Charlottesville guys
03:19:06.080 a few months ago.
03:19:06.720 His name was Asmodore.
03:19:07.760 What do you mean?
03:19:10.680 Like he died?
03:19:17.600 I don't know much
03:19:18.580 about that story.
03:19:19.440 I mean,
03:19:19.640 I can guess.
03:19:21.820 I can assume.
03:19:22.500 I mean,
03:19:22.680 it's been pretty obvious
03:19:23.480 how the story goes
03:19:25.220 with a lot of these situations
03:19:26.540 and what they do to people.
03:19:27.580 So,
03:19:28.880 yeah,
03:19:29.580 I've seen that name
03:19:31.020 around somewhere.
03:19:32.780 Hmm.
03:19:34.560 I don't know much about that.
03:19:37.760 Does anybody?
03:19:40.140 Yeah.
03:19:41.420 Yeah,
03:19:41.900 Twitter.
03:19:42.520 Okay,
03:19:42.860 June is a good point.
03:19:43.640 Twitter scored some points.
03:19:45.620 June's like,
03:19:46.000 they can open carry.
03:19:46.780 Why can't we?
03:19:47.360 That's what I'm saying.
03:19:48.700 If the Indians get to carry swords,
03:19:50.580 all of the women get to carry guns.
03:19:52.780 There.
03:19:54.000 There.
03:19:55.320 No,
03:19:55.560 the Sikhs don't get to carry guns.
03:19:56.640 They get to carry swords.
03:19:57.560 All of the women get to carry guns.
03:19:59.380 There.
03:20:01.160 Only our,
03:20:01.800 only the Canadian women.
03:20:03.720 None of theirs.
03:20:04.240 Because it's our house.
03:20:07.860 That's why.
03:20:10.080 You're not entitled to it.
03:20:11.980 We make the rules here.
03:20:13.340 We do.
03:20:14.080 Because we live here.
03:20:15.320 You're just visiting.
03:20:16.760 You don't tell me
03:20:17.680 what to do
03:20:18.640 in my own fucking house.
03:20:21.060 That's so insulting
03:20:22.260 and condescending.
03:20:23.980 It's so indicative
03:20:24.900 and obvious
03:20:25.840 a display
03:20:26.900 of the lack of respect
03:20:28.300 that you have
03:20:28.840 not only for me,
03:20:29.780 but for the house itself.
03:20:31.400 You don't respect me.
03:20:32.180 You don't respect my family.
03:20:33.300 You don't respect my brothers,
03:20:34.760 my sisters,
03:20:35.320 my parents,
03:20:35.920 my children.
03:20:36.740 You're disrespecting
03:20:37.720 everything about this house,
03:20:39.360 everything in it,
03:20:40.360 everything about it,
03:20:41.480 everything that contributed to it,
03:20:42.760 the story of it,
03:20:44.020 how it came to be,
03:20:45.200 what it's doing,
03:20:45.900 and what we hope to do with it
03:20:47.200 in the future.
03:20:48.360 You come here
03:20:49.100 and do all of these things.
03:20:50.600 You do all of these things
03:20:51.460 to me,
03:20:51.900 to my friends,
03:20:52.540 to our family,
03:20:53.320 to our community,
03:20:54.640 to our house,
03:20:55.720 to our home.
03:20:56.600 You do these things.
03:20:58.000 You do these things
03:20:59.000 and then you point your finger
03:21:00.420 and you believe
03:21:02.000 in your heart
03:21:03.220 that you're telling the truth
03:21:05.760 and you're the good person.
03:21:06.960 You're the good guy.
03:21:10.180 And that we'll just simply
03:21:11.540 allow this forever.
03:21:13.440 I broke my nose,
03:21:17.980 lay on my clothes,
03:21:19.400 woke up in the vicious sun.
03:21:21.460 It's been,
03:21:22.380 it has been said.
03:21:24.400 And I took one love
03:21:25.640 and turned around.
03:21:28.720 I felt the death.
03:21:29.780 It has been said
03:21:31.020 that our patience has limits.
03:21:33.020 It does seem to be that way,
03:21:53.360 doesn't it?
03:21:53.820 There are rumors.
03:21:56.940 There are rumors.
03:21:57.600 It's unlimited.
03:21:58.880 But the patience
03:21:59.760 goes on forever.
03:22:01.660 A myth,
03:22:02.180 a story,
03:22:02.820 a legend
03:22:03.260 of the limitless,
03:22:04.260 endless patience.
03:22:06.060 I regret to inform you
03:22:07.240 that that is,
03:22:07.880 that is a myth.
03:22:09.880 That is an urban legend.
03:22:12.360 There very much
03:22:13.160 is a bottom.
03:22:15.460 And it's almost
03:22:16.120 too late
03:22:16.480 to open the parachute.
03:22:17.420 I can see the bottom.
03:22:29.420 This is what you wanted.
03:22:31.420 This is what you wanted.
03:22:44.720 Thank you very much, guys.
03:22:45.700 I hope you have a great weekend.
03:22:46.780 Take care of yourselves.
03:22:48.160 Make good decisions
03:22:49.000 for the love of God.
03:22:52.900 Share the Telegram channel
03:22:54.320 around and my Twitter account
03:22:55.540 if you please.
03:22:56.980 We'll get the website back
03:22:58.120 whenever it gets back.
03:22:59.080 I don't really care.
03:23:00.240 Nobody's ever cared.
03:23:03.080 We're working on it.
03:23:04.680 And when it's ready,
03:23:05.560 you'll know.
03:23:06.320 When everything's ready.
03:23:08.060 When dinner's ready,
03:23:09.360 you'll know.
03:23:10.440 We're still cooking.
03:23:11.740 Let us cook.
03:23:13.300 Let me cook.
03:23:14.380 I need to cook.
03:23:16.780 Stop asking.
03:23:17.780 It's not done yet.
03:23:19.000 We're not there yet.
03:23:21.060 We're there when I say
03:23:22.340 we're there.
03:23:23.420 It's ready when it's ready,
03:23:24.600 goddammit.
03:23:26.280 Go play with your sister
03:23:27.340 outside.
03:23:27.960 See you on the beach.
03:23:39.340 Shut up!
03:23:49.360 I'll see you on the beach.
03:23:50.520 Bye.
03:23:51.440 Bye.
03:23:51.780 Bye.
03:23:52.160 Bye.
03:23:52.240 Bye.
03:23:52.380 Bye.
03:23:53.360 Bye.
03:23:53.380 Bye.
03:23:53.520 Bye.
03:23:53.580 Bye.
03:23:53.680 Bye.
03:23:54.280 Bye.
03:23:57.960 it's a dip i don't know how the longevity of it phil
03:24:12.660 i mean it's novel it's a different take on christmas like it definitely adds a different
03:24:20.040 vibe i'll give you that i mean it just did it have to be genuine human bones you're as cuddly as a
03:24:30.480 cactus we couldn't just sell the walmart you know like the halloween deck you had to do it why though
03:24:36.400 there's a poltergeist now you're a bad banana with a that's not part of the fun what are you
03:24:44.000 so the poltergeist contents are not christmas presents
03:24:52.280 they are where you come from
03:24:56.280 do you ever know this is not a lot of tourists where you come from phil you get a lot of visitors
03:25:03.500 your heart's an empty hole they don't leave because they're heavy because they're tiny
03:25:11.780 they can't leave they don't leave because they can't
03:25:14.720 you've got garlic in your soul mr green
03:25:17.940 i don't know
03:25:18.780 you've got enough guys that pocket dimension
03:25:22.060 i would insert you with a
03:25:24.360 just test it i don't want
03:25:25.500 whatever if this is what the people want this is how we're doing christmas from now on i guess
03:25:36.620 learn to live with the ghost i don't know
03:25:40.940 mr green
03:25:43.980 merry christmas
03:25:45.120 well given the choice between the two of you i would take the
03:26:07.600 do you
03:26:09.220 yeah
03:26:13.180 go
03:26:18.500 oh
03:26:19.380 you
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