10. Should You Eat Bambi or Bamboo, How to Avoid Loneliness, and Why the Happy and Successful Play Catch and Release
Episode Stats
Length
2 hours and 13 minutes
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197.11633
Summary
In this episode of the Motherfucking Reelist, DJ God and DJ God's co-host, Vaughn the Impaler, discuss Valentine's Day, how they celebrate the day, and why they don't wear tuxedos. They also have a very special guest on the show, Dr. Kacie Lion, who is a functional medicine doctor and board certified in family medicine. She specializes in muscle metabolism and body composition optimization which means she helps people get swole!
Transcript
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I told my teacher, dumb bitch, I'm gonna get millions
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Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society
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As always, I am joined by my handsomest of co-hosts
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Dude, you have got a Valentine's glow in your face
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And you're still walking around with hearts in your eyes and shit
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That didn't keep me from making my wife pregnant another time
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I can't tell you the last time we went to a black tie affair
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So, the fact that we're going to the first form thing tonight
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Tonight's our first form awards banquet and ceremony that we do once a year
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Everybody comes up and we reward our key people and performers
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Yeah, well I had to go pretty standard classic tux
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That there'd be like tons of hot women there tonight
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Well, and they probably all need books written too
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Yeah, we are excited to have Dr. Cabrio Lion with us
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You're board certified in family medicine, right?
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And you also went to Washington University in St. Louis
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That is like a cream of the crop type of school
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It's ranked number one medical school in the nation
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You are just a very, very, very intelligent woman
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We were trying to keep that a little under wraps
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And so, while we're not going to stay, you know
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Slavishly to the subject of love and relationships
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I just thought I'd give everybody a little preview
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That basically shared some pretty startling results
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I think it would be the mouth and the stomach of America
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Which I think is probably a very small percentage
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Are we going to talk about why the fuck everybody's so fat
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Can we also talk about why everybody now thinks that it's okay
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Just to throw science out the window of every single diet
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The last thing I want to talk about is an epidemic
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But this epidemic is in many ways just as dangerous
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It really strikes at the heart of what it means to be a human being
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In a way that nobody else on the planet can cover
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I actually have one of two questions that I want you all to answer
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What is the most embarrassing date you've ever been on
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Or just anything involving a romantic situation that was super embarrassing
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If you would like to opt for the other question
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Give us what you think is the greatest pimp move
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As if they are the most interesting man in America
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Well, I mean, obviously I haven't been dating for a while
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And they get 4,000 comments on their fucking posts
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Just because you went and bought a bunch of fake shit
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Doesn't mean that everybody knows who the fuck you are
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That you could actually pay for all those followers
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I mean I can't imagine what that would feel like
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I want to really truly understand your position
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That animals are worth just as much as human beings
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Where we will not be able to say fucking anything
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Because every motherfucking time he tells a joke
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You had to have a face-to-face conversation with someone
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I think that came about way hundreds of years ago
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The telephone is the way of communication with letter writing
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And that's not even when it came into popular use
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Then we moved into newer forms of communication
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That didn't come around until like the fucking late 70s early 80s
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With really no other communication besides real fucking interactions
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Now we could take calls anywhere we were in the world
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Now we're writing short little versions of the things that we want to do
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So now we don't have to wait for the letters anymore
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And we can actually communicate with each other instantly
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Because Facebook is a fucking social influencer of culture
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Because now we don't have to express our viewpoints
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You don't even have to fucking reply to people anymore
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Because it's not whether yours is perfect or not
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Because it's going to seem like I'm full of myself