20. Easter Special: What Now?
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 19 minutes
Words per Minute
207.4763
Summary
On today's episode of For the Realists, Sal and Andy talk about how it feels to be old as fuck and what it's like being a professional stock market day trader on April 10th. They also talk about Sal's birthday, the stock market being shut down in honor of Sal's National Holiday, and Andy's unibrow taking over his nose.
Transcript
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What is up guys, this is Andy Frisella and you're listening to the show for the realists
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Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society
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And we are recording this episode on Friday, April 10th
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And April 10th is an important day because it happens to be Sal's birthday
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I mean, I appreciate it, happy birthday to myself
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They decided to shut the stock market down in honor of me
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You know, we want to provide you guys with some listening pleasure for your Easter
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Because most of you people are going to be alone on your Easter
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And you're not going to be doing the normal stuff
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So what we thought we would do is give you something to entertain you for at least an hour or so
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The first thing I think I'd like to get into is
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The older you get, the more perspective you get
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And it's funny because you have like these self-reflections where
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And I'm walking on a treadmill, you know, by myself
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You know, like why did I get chosen to do this?
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And you think about how awesome of a ride it's been
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To live just another series of unbelievable lives
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That fucking nose hair is starting to take over
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Because it, like, filters the shit out, you know
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But I've literally thought about using our fucking protocol
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I thought about putting a roll of toilet paper in there
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I wonder if DJ's got a roll of toilet paper in his truck
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That's one of the best things about having kids, though, man
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I'm immune to all the normal white people nerd shit
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Because you'll never find me in a hot air balloon
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Bro, you be in that pool with me this summer, dude
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We got Jelly Joe saying he's a good swimmer here
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The worst is when I got my lifeguard certification
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Sal and I got certified for scuba diving together
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Yeah, but you couldn't touch the sides or the bottom
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That's in case you're pulling somebody in, I'm going to imagine
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Remember where we got certified in the Bontair cave?
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Because I could be on the other side of the state
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And people are going to think I'm fucking crazy
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Like I took this as a moment of reflection in my life
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And make sure that I'm keeping myself in situations to be okay
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I'm coming out of this with a whole new appreciation just for life
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Whether it's going to the park or whatever it is
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I don't have enough time to spend with my people
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I think this has created one of the biggest opportunities
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And if they can just hang on and fight through this
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This is going to be the time when a lot of people look back
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I should have at least a few months of money saved up
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You know so we're going to see some differences there
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I'm not going to talk about any of the negatives
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And I'm not saying that to puff anybody's shit up
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You could tell a lot about the character of people
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And dude everybody here has stepped the fuck up
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Because like this shit started really happening that day
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That everybody else is losing their fucking mind