REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 202. Andy & DJ CTI： China Infiltrating American Universities, Kamala Harris： "If I Were A White Male..." & dEfUnD tHe p0LIcE Advocates Carjacked

00:00:00.000 What is up guys it's Andy Priscilla and this is the show for the realists say goodbye to the lies

00:00:21.480 the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality guys today

00:00:25.540 i have what i think is becoming my favorite episode to do which is andy a dj cruise the internet what's

00:00:33.980 happening what's going on dude i like this show too i like this format yeah it's fun it's fun it's

00:00:38.980 fun the q a is they're all fun dude i like them but like this you know we this is the reason i

00:00:44.220 started this format dude is so that we could talk real shit you know like the country is not going

00:00:49.700 to get better society is not going to get better until all of us get on the same page that we have

00:00:55.160 to remove our fucking emotions and look at the facts the realist point of view yeah to solve

00:01:03.380 problems from yeah okay so you know when you see that little thumbnail like i always get these people

00:01:09.880 in there like i can't believe you fucking say what do you not see the thumbnail of the fucking show bro

00:01:15.040 like this is what we do yeah we talk about shit yeah i'm sensitive unfiltered you know it took a

00:01:20.640 while to get this format going um but i knew it would once we started this new format we've been

00:01:25.900 in this new format now for i guess not a new format anymore it's what fucking two years now yeah so

00:01:31.860 um talking from our transition from the ms ceo project over here but you know this this is what

00:01:38.520 i intended it to be was what we do here on this these episodes so uh and i think we found a good

00:01:43.720 groove you know the mix with the real talk messages about how to fucking get better our interviews with

00:01:48.540 people who are actually doing real shit uh they have important shit to say um who are like real

00:01:54.240 people out here in real life not just social media superstars they actually exist yeah right like um

00:02:00.180 so i think we're you know i feel good i feel like we're heading into 2022 with real good momentum on

00:02:06.300 what our product is here you know what i'm saying and i think uh adding this show into the mix um

00:02:13.020 along with the q and a f is the right balance along with the real talk messages and then you know uh

00:02:19.300 we haven't done full-length interviews in a while because we just haven't had a lot i've been

00:02:23.480 traveling i've had surgery um but getting those in more regular i think you know i think that's good

00:02:28.440 i think it's a great mix it's a great mix yeah it keeps it at least fun diverse yeah yeah

00:02:33.080 well what what definition of diversity because the less definition of diversity is just no white people

00:02:38.360 no i'm talking like socialism like this is equality i'm just saying because like i feel like i'm the

00:02:42.500 minority here in the room me and keith are the minorities bro you know you i mean i'm just saying

00:02:48.100 we're about as diverse of a show as it gets that's true we got fucking we got you got me yeah who's

00:02:53.940 you're black fuck i didn't even know that we got fucking madat he's from yeah bosnia we got syed he's

00:03:02.440 from z sean from india you know and then we got dave we got dave there's a there's a girl

00:03:12.280 there's a woman i mean fuck yeah but i'm i'm i'm white i'm about white males only yeah right

00:03:18.580 i told you that the other day i'm like dude i'm so glad you're not racist

00:03:21.580 he really did say that by the way we're driving down the road he just fucking says that

00:03:32.440 like cool all right bro all right man so so let's get into this show so i got i got something

00:03:38.660 for you so wait till you really find out who i am right like the people on the internet say

00:03:45.580 wait till you really find out i'm like the dude's with me 24 hours a day i think he fucking knows

00:03:50.520 two years i ain't seen nothing yet um i'm sure it's coming um so it's funny so right before we

00:03:58.360 recorded the show madat showed me something and like dude i can't really see where it fits

00:04:02.400 like i don't know it's not a topic it's not thumbs up but it it demands that you see this okay all

00:04:08.560 right all right yeah i hope you guys have a wonderful christmas as well

00:04:12.040 let's go brandon let's go brandon i agree no way

00:04:17.740 no fucking way when did this happen it just fucking happened man this just happened that's what i'm saying

00:04:25.860 are you gonna cut that audio into there we're gonna put it plug it in we're gonna plug it right

00:04:29.240 no fucking way bro that is not real bro that is fucking real so it's not real dude so joe biden

00:04:37.820 was taking calls from the norad santa tracking program and a dad ended the call with merry

00:04:43.880 christmas and let's go brandon and joe biden fucking replied let's go brandon i agree we got

00:04:48.980 bro like dude this dude doesn't he's so yeah i hope you guys have a wonderful christmas as well

00:04:54.780 let's go brandon let's go brandon i agree oh my god here's the fucking hilarious part that might

00:05:03.040 actually increase his poll rating a couple of days you guys gotta go see them like the videos out go

00:05:09.420 go watch the fucking video could you see jill's face yeah she's horrified she's fucking like

00:05:14.400 this they fucking got him oh my god that dude's gonna be fucking infamous it's not even like the

00:05:22.680 guy like the guy i don't even think that's dementia shit i just think he's such a politician

00:05:28.040 that he's willing to like play he's so used to just saying yes yes yes yeah because that's what

00:05:34.100 most of these motherfuckers do right they won't tell you the truth to your face uh like we talked

00:05:38.680 about on the other show the other day they'll just say yes and then fuck you in the vote right

00:05:42.600 right so he's so used to that it almost was like that was his reaction yeah i don't know i'm pretty

00:05:47.580 good at seeing people's reaction that didn't seem like dimension that seemed like a reaction

00:05:51.040 like his automatic reaction is like oh yeah totally dude i agree but holy fuck man you know like when you

00:05:57.580 walk into the gym and someone says uh hey have a good workout and you say yeah you too you're like

00:06:03.600 fuck that's what just happened that's what just fucking happened they fucking got him that's all

00:06:09.440 i know man that's that is fucking brilliant bro that's some funny shit i just had to show but we

00:06:13.480 had to put that up i had to show you that now by the time this show goes on that's going to be all

00:06:18.500 ultra viral but we thought you heard it here first it was well it was here we talked about it first

00:06:22.740 motherfuckers yeah you fucking said it's fucking when did that happen it just happened like five

00:06:28.840 minutes ago oh my god it just fucking happened that's fucking gold bro that's gold bro

00:06:33.500 that is fucking funny dude i wonder if he would have said fuck joe biden if he would have said

00:06:37.280 that too fuck joe biden i agree holy shit dude that's pretty bad that was awesome all right that

00:06:46.360 shows a lot it shows you one of two things one he's either so used to fucking lying that he's just used

00:06:52.000 to go with your lie or two he's totally fucking off his marbles yeah or there's a third possibility

00:06:59.260 that he's just completely uh out of touch with society and like his staffers and shit are just

00:07:04.360 refusing to show him that type of shit that's a possibility oh like he's sheltered from i don't

00:07:10.040 think so i think he's seen it you think he's seen it yeah no possibility he might not remember it

00:07:17.540 that's a great point oh i forgot that's bad yeah okay i wouldn't both say that okay

00:07:24.660 all right so we go they're embarrassing like for real dude like these people who are parading him

00:07:31.340 up there like it's sad they probably laughed at that they've ruined this man's legacy like not that

00:07:38.180 his legacy was great to start with no but it was better than it was fucking 12 months ago yeah you

00:07:45.260 know you were the vice president to fucking barack obama who's who is a revolutionary uh you know big

00:07:51.700 part of american history whether you agree with him or not you were that guy and now you're now

00:07:56.920 you're this guy you know so i feel bad for him in that way uh your friends and family and advisors

00:08:03.980 and the people you trusted they fucking did you wrong bro they they told you one day did you wrong

00:08:08.540 voted you that's a different way yeah 100 all right so we got three topics for you let's start rolling

00:08:14.420 through these um so without further ado this first holy shit i can't believe that's real bro it's real

00:08:20.200 shit man that's real i did not believe it because he's but i said i'm like there's no fucking way

00:08:24.180 and then there's a flag i'm maybe that's an article somebody just said it had to have happened within

00:08:28.240 the last hour huh well it just happened yeah because like i would have i haven't checked my phone

00:08:32.300 since we started we recorded a show right before this but uh i haven't checked my phone i guarantee

00:08:36.780 that's in my i was having a look here let's see how many people are fucking sending to me

00:08:40.800 holy shane do you see this oh yeah here it is

00:08:44.920 yep

00:08:47.500 it's there dude all right anyway let's go on man holy shit wow wow yeah

00:08:56.440 all right so our headline number one is diving into this

00:09:01.320 harvard professor found guilty of lying about chinese government ties

00:09:07.720 headline or their article continues a harvard university professor was convicted by a federal

00:09:14.560 jury on tuesday of lying to the u.s about his involvement with china's government the justice

00:09:20.060 department announced dr charles liber 62 the former chair of harvard's chemistry and chemical biology

00:09:26.840 department was found guilty of two counts of making false statements uh to federal authorities two counts

00:09:32.240 of making and subscribing a false income tax return and two counts of failing to file reports of foreign

00:09:37.480 bank and financial accounts with it uh irs he was being paid 50 grand per month

00:09:44.400 by the chinese universe uh by the chinese university and given 1.5 million dollars to establish a

00:09:51.200 nanoscience research lab at uh wut the justice department said in a news release liberman was

00:09:58.080 specifically affiliated with china's thousand talents program which the department called one of the

00:10:03.540 most prominent talent recruitment uh plans designed to attract and recruit and cultivate high level

00:10:09.080 scientific talent um this guy's a piece of shit basically and i think uh the bigger story here is is

00:10:16.820 showing that how many of our professors at these ivy league have sold out america are fucking sold out

00:10:23.360 they've sold out america bro see china china has figured out that the individual greed is more

00:10:30.200 powerful than the fucking obligation that people feel to their country collectively 100 percent and

00:10:34.600 what they've done is they've gone around and in the media in the in the educational system and in the

00:10:40.300 political system and in big business they've bought on the back side all of the leaders of these

00:10:47.260 companies and this guy is no one of them and these are these are the people that should be held treason

00:10:53.460 treason that's treason i don't know why treason wasn't on the charge i'm just saying i mean maybe i

00:10:58.020 don't understand the exact how they can charge treason but this is in the interest uh not in the

00:11:06.300 interest of united states of america and we don't have a globalist system yet and we don't share

00:11:11.860 fucking uh technology secrets and we don't do those things here that's another thing that you

00:11:17.740 know you asked me if i what i would do that shit would end if i was president there would be none

00:11:22.360 of this shit this shit should be fucking kept into this country yeah 100 man 50 grand a month and i

00:11:29.540 think that's that shows the other part too that's more he was making for his own job which was already

00:11:34.000 right and people don't understand that they're like so what china just paid all these people money

00:11:38.780 yeah it doesn't and it doesn't take that much money doesn't take much like do you think that

00:11:44.340 you think 50 grand a month is a lot of money like that's not a lot of money bro like that's a lot of

00:11:48.900 money for fucking you or me that's not a lot of money for fucking china like dude they could do that

00:11:54.960 to tens of thousands of people especially when they're using it to lend against our fucking debt

00:11:58.620 that we owe them already it's fucking nothing yeah it's fucking insane dude it's nothing and so i mean

00:12:04.940 i i just wonder how many more people are like this that are out there you know because you start

00:12:09.240 looking at who who's really implementing this shit in our schools and our fucking how many more people

00:12:14.740 are out there like that thousands you know um this was fucking scary man it's wild i'm just glad they

00:12:21.040 caught this guy you know yeah he's supposed to be arraigned uh he uh i believe that's happening today

00:12:27.060 um his arraignment um and we'll see what his uh his sentencing is gonna be so dr lever you're a piece of

00:12:33.980 shit well i mean just to give you an idea you know to to to do a hundred thousand people i just did

00:12:40.740 the math um to buy a hundred thousand people at 50 grand a month it would cost china uh 60 billion

00:12:49.220 dollars per year which ain't shit and you motherfuckers out there think that ain't happening

00:12:54.700 you're insane that's what's happened they have infiltrated the governments of the entire fucking

00:13:00.060 world that's a hundred thousand people that are paying it that much some people probably getting

00:13:05.120 paid more some people probably getting paid way more some people probably get paid way less

00:13:08.860 okay but it's probably not a hundred thousand people it's probably more like 10 000 people

00:13:14.220 which means a lot of people are getting a lot more you know i'm saying than what that average would be

00:13:18.740 you know some people are not getting as much it's probably appropriate to what their fucking career

00:13:22.240 is to that guy 50 grand a month it's worth selling his fucking country out 100 you see what i'm

00:13:27.080 saying 100 he's not i mean dude he's in the fucking science department nobody's noticing him

00:13:30.980 right you know i'm saying like it's fucking wrong bro yeah and like people the average american citizen

00:13:37.320 thinks that's not actually happening because they can't fathom the actual financial impact but the

00:13:42.480 financial impact for that country that size is dropping the bucket to do that like you fuckers don't

00:13:47.120 get it bro yeah i mean like i've always like i also look at this as like fucking espionage you know

00:13:52.660 like it's true shit right and so like people think like i mean we you see the movies of like

00:13:57.040 the spies and shit and people think that shit just stopped in the fucking 70s and shit like like no no

00:14:01.740 it did stop in the 70s now it's out in the open no shit no shit now it's just a little bit cleaner

00:14:07.560 more formal it's out in the open yeah and what they're trying to do now is push it all the way

00:14:11.800 out in the open so they don't have to hide any of it and convert our fucking country completely over

00:14:16.000 to their their ways of doing things and that way those people will never be held accountable

00:14:19.800 which is why they are going all the fuck in because they don't have any other choice

00:14:25.420 like a lot of people are like why are they going harder why are they pressing what we are clearly

00:14:30.180 the the the vaccines have side effects why they keep pushing them why because they're being

00:14:36.300 fucking told what to do like i don't understand what is so hard to understand about that and it's

00:14:43.000 being handled at mass scale

00:14:45.100 like it's just the reason people can't believe it is because they can't fathom how to do it it's

00:14:52.540 no different than a fucking social media influencer campaign in real life yeah we're just with different

00:14:58.880 you're just influencing different shit that's right it's no different than that right and guess who

00:15:03.460 wins that game motherfuckers that got money so people people need to wake up to the reality that this

00:15:11.060 is going on and it's going on not just here in america this is why australia is fucked up this

00:15:16.200 is why fucking canada is fucked up this is why all of europe is fucked up this is why everywhere is

00:15:21.460 fucked up because of this one fucking country and a couple fucking people who are paying big amounts

00:15:28.080 of money for other people to do fucked up shit that shit's got it in yeah 100 man this guy's piece

00:15:35.220 of shit so i'm glad he got caught i hope they catch fucking every single one of them bro if they came

00:15:39.640 out right now and said hey anybody that comes out right now and tells us the truth of what's going

00:15:45.200 on and presents evidence of the truth of what's going on we're going to give you fucking uh immunity

00:15:49.280 bro there'd be fucking thousands of people coming out right and if you don't and we find you the

00:15:54.620 the penalty is going to be death yeah yeah we would have we all the all the fucking nurses that know

00:15:59.180 the difference all the doctors that know all the fucking people who've been playing along who are

00:16:03.980 afraid because a lot of these people are afraid they're going to be implicated right like a lot of

00:16:07.400 these nurses here now bro these nurses and doctors i have nurses and doctors in my fucking dms

00:16:12.880 all fucking day you've seen them i'll show them to you they're dude they want to tell the truth

00:16:19.580 they're afraid if they tell the truth they're fucking going to lose everything they fucking got

00:16:22.940 yeah because there's because there's no incentive to tell the truth right now and now and no and now

00:16:26.840 they're afraid if they don't tell the truth and this is what i tell them that they're going to get

00:16:30.120 wrapped up in the and what i said you will get wrapped up in that the reckoning is coming it's coming

00:16:34.740 you you you should tell the truth now yeah yeah 100 man 100 all right headline number two this

00:16:42.760 one's interesting headline reads new york times kamala harris gripes her media coverage would be

00:16:49.740 better if she was white no she was a white man she was a white man specifically yeah and hillary

00:16:55.540 clinton said that there is a double standard for women did i not just tell you this was what it was

00:17:00.640 gonna be next did i not fucking say this like a week ago to you you did when i was weird i said

00:17:05.600 that is my next fucking thing come up because kamala is such a fucking train wreck she's gonna

00:17:10.740 come out and start blaming it on her being a black woman yeah you did or asian woman or whatever day

00:17:17.040 it is yeah whatever she is whatever she but now it's just a woman yeah so now she's gonna try to stir up

00:17:22.240 the feminists and bro yeah so so so the article continues the vice president kamala harris is reportedly

00:17:28.940 expressing discontent with the news coverage surrounding her performance she's terrible she

00:17:34.640 sucks and this is the first time listen kamala you're a fucking idiot who has found herself in a

00:17:41.500 position that you are unqualified to be in you are not qualified to be in that position you couldn't run

00:17:47.680 my company for a day you couldn't run she could not run one of the fucking departments here she

00:17:52.560 couldn't run anything she couldn't run she couldn't do anything nothing here in this building

00:17:57.760 and she's fucking running supposedly the fucking country right you've never done anything your

00:18:06.560 track record is zero your track record is zero success in life in fact if we go to the fucking

00:18:12.540 places that you represent where you come from there are fucking war zone trash filled shitholes

00:18:19.500 that's where you come from so i don't know who the fuck you think you are i don't know who the

00:18:25.280 fuck you think like why you're you're not qualified at all to do this so you should be glad that your

00:18:32.580 name isn't donald trump because if your name was donald trump it would be a thousand times worse for

00:18:37.680 you so let's talk about that for real how much shit do these two motherfuckers get away with

00:18:43.220 that if trump did it would be complete fucking mayhem when actual white man did yes fuck off with

00:18:50.200 this shit it's the first time in her career that sucking in politics did not advance her forward

00:18:54.720 throw that shit in there yeah listen bro and you know what i don't have any comment to that about i

00:19:02.140 don't give a fuck what she does with her sexual life you're not qualified to fucking have the seat

00:19:07.680 well i mean i think that's a that's a legitimate question you have to ask right like

00:19:11.220 you got to this you got to the second the only reason she ran for president was because she's a

00:19:16.140 minority woman it wasn't on any fucking issues or her experience or what she could solve and dude if

00:19:21.460 we want an effective country that fucking whoops ass and fucking does well i don't care if the

00:19:26.620 leader is a woman but she just has to be fucking qualified and that's why i'm saying it's a

00:19:31.360 legitimate question like hillary clinton ain't qualified either no and she's giving her two cents

00:19:35.640 though so she they've been talking well hold on now here this is how fucking stupid she is

00:19:42.700 that's how stupid she is let's let's fucking really think about this the media hates you

00:19:48.140 and her solution is to go find the person that the media that people hate more than her

00:19:52.920 and ask her how to be more light i wonder if they communicated in emails have we fucking thought

00:19:59.580 about if you guys even thought about that when i first saw that they were hanging out and talking

00:20:02.880 to shit i'm like you're going to the most disliked candidate ever

00:20:08.340 and asking her how to be more light nobody liked hillary clinton nobody fucking liked hillary clinton

00:20:17.820 the the same social justice warriors the fucking 20 of crazy fucking people in this country they

00:20:24.880 might have liked her they're gonna vote for her but like nobody fucking loved hillary clinton which

00:20:30.040 is why she lost she's not a likable human no hillary clinton said this she said quote there is a

00:20:35.840 double standard it's sadly alive and well clinton said a lot of what is being used to judge her

00:20:41.600 speaking kamala just like it was you uh just like it was to judge me or the women who ran in 2020 or

00:20:47.660 everybody else is really colored by that no let's hear the fucking let's suck wait let's see this

00:20:54.120 let's see the example where's the examples of this okay so this is okay look where's the examples of

00:21:00.940 there was a proof all right you can't you guys just don't get to say shit and it become true

00:21:07.060 where i don't okay i don't think there's a double standard i think most americans want someone who

00:21:12.920 can fucking be effective president and i think if that's a fucking man cool if that's a woman cool

00:21:19.160 if they're black cool if they're white cool too i don't give a fuck but what i do give a fuck about

00:21:24.840 is how shitty our country is i don't give a fuck and i don't think most of america gives a fuck

00:21:29.660 anymore this identity politics shit the idea that we should push people forward in society

00:21:34.220 because they were born a certain race or they were born with certain genitalia or they decide they

00:21:40.160 want to be different genitalia the idea that we push those people forward in our society because of

00:21:46.280 those reasons and not the the ability to execute for the position for the content of the character

00:21:51.880 listen their ability to execute on the position that they are actually running for is what's

00:21:58.620 dooming this entire country our own stupidity and and buying in to the politically correct

00:22:06.000 thing to do is going to sink this fucking country okay this is like this oh we're in the nfl or we're

00:22:14.740 fucking and we're in the super bowl every day every day we're playing the super bowl you know what

00:22:20.320 we got a little fucking johnny on the side of the bench who fucking sucks fucking sucks oh yeah you know

00:22:27.060 what johnny decided he's a girl so now she's jill all right so you know what i'm the coach you know

00:22:34.480 what guys i you know we got to put jill in because like if we put her in it'll be the first trans

00:22:39.640 woman to ever play here in the fucking super bowl and so we got to put her in a game and i put her in

00:22:45.640 the game guess what happens she gets fucking destroyed yeah and we lose the fucking game yeah

00:22:49.620 that's what's happening in america right now 100 man so if you fucking idiots want to sink your

00:22:54.520 entire fucking country keep pushing this identity shit this does not have to do with a woman this is

00:23:00.760 not an argument of women and men's equality they're trying to make it that now if that's a that's a

00:23:06.140 different discussion we can have that discussion too are women equally paid or are equal women

00:23:11.460 offered equal opportunity we can go down that road and have that discussion but that is not this

00:23:15.980 discussion they're trying to make this that discussion so that all women will come in and be like

00:23:21.020 yeah women get fucked by men they're trying to revive the fucking the the women's support for

00:23:27.380 so what they're trying to do here is leverage hillary's women's support onto fucking kamala

00:23:31.540 which ain't gonna fucking work well i got i got so kamala uh madam vice president i have a suggestion

00:23:37.480 for you i have i have actually an easy solution for her if she wants to fix this she thinks it's

00:23:41.620 better that she would have better coverage if she was a white man she should just come out and

00:23:46.360 identify as a white man as a white man there you go problem solved i fucking fixed it hey listen

00:23:51.320 she identifies as plenty of other things that's what i'm saying we don't know every day on tuesday

00:23:56.220 that's right and one day she's black one day she's indian one day she's just a fucking woman one day

00:24:00.320 it's this one day it's that so what difference does it fucking make i love how everybody thinks

00:24:05.080 that just because you're a fucking man life is just fucking easy too oh bro it's man you guys can

00:24:09.400 all fuck off with that shit you guys have no idea we can't talk about our emotions because

00:24:12.900 it's not even that it's just there's so much more i don't even give a fuck about my emotions

00:24:16.960 i don't what i give a fuck about is producing a result and and that's how i'm wired and like dude

00:24:24.240 we need to be running the government and our fucking entire system around production

00:24:29.280 and effectiveness and winning and all of those things and not oh let's feel good about putting

00:24:36.480 someone uh who is the first trans black fucking siberian orchestra railroad in the motherfucking

00:24:44.560 office like bro like what the fuck i'm dude i know you're thinking that's funny but dude i'm being

00:24:50.360 serious i know man i know like it makes no fucking sense and like dude if you want to be a fucking

00:24:55.600 black woman in office then get great at fucking doing shit there's plenty of opportunity to do that

00:25:01.380 but dude we're past the point of even even safely having a discussion on the world stage that we

00:25:09.560 should be putting leaders into office because it makes your heart feel good you we will be speaking

00:25:16.640 chinese or russian or some other shit over here like i don't understand why people can't understand this

00:25:23.560 and by the way if she was the most skilled person and some sort of fucking uber genius and knew her

00:25:30.120 shit and was able to communicate and get she she's none of those things she people hate her she's not

00:25:36.420 likable she's not skilled she's not fucking there's nothing about her other than her identity that they

00:25:43.060 allowed her in the position in the first place and the people who voted on her for identity the minority

00:25:49.160 uh vote is now like fuck you guys they've already lost those people all right they've lost most of the

00:25:55.940 women that most of the women that i hear that are that were saying oh come on set women's they're

00:26:02.080 embarrassed now oh 100 i mean think about it we have the first vice president that is a female that

00:26:06.900 sounds like a big deal but then we get but but it's her and it's like i actually think she represents

00:26:13.520 women poorly 100 very poorly i could think she might have a better chance identifying well i could

00:26:18.620 think of 10 women on my fucking cell phone that could do a better job of running what she's doing

00:26:24.320 right now yeah shit emily i know like like being serious like 100 well there's there's 30 fucking

00:26:33.320 women in this office that could do a better job than she does all the way from top to bottom all the

00:26:39.480 way from being being nice and people liking them to getting shit done i've got i've got 30 maybe even

00:26:47.100 more than that here here in this fucking office that would do better than her so i'm not about you know

00:26:52.960 anti-women nothing but let's fucking pick the good ones and it doesn't have to do with their

00:26:57.720 fucking color either they could be whatever they'd be fucking rainbow i don't give a shit i don't

00:27:01.960 fucking care are you giving results that's it are you acting in the best interest of this country

00:27:07.860 are you able to create effective strategies that move our country forward that's really it are you

00:27:15.820 able to do to unite people these people are figureheads there's lots of other people to make

00:27:21.880 decisions in government one of the biggest purposes of the of the figurehead of the is to fucking unite

00:27:26.980 people and speak to people in a way that brings people together amongst their differences not divides

00:27:33.560 them and that these motherfuckers are intent on dividing fucking everybody which is why everybody

00:27:39.180 fucking hates you lady that's why people fucking hate you and you're fucking old decrepit president

00:27:45.220 buddy because you try to divide us and that ain't who the fuck we are that's the truth we're through

00:27:52.920 we we see through your shit you guys and your fucking games and your fucking backdoor handshakes

00:27:58.900 and your fucking elitist views and your hillary clinton fucking bullshit we're done with it we're done

00:28:05.280 with it you guys need to fucking move on if they don't move on they history is not gonna be good

00:28:11.100 to them because people in america fucking hate you you have a 20 something percent approval that means

00:28:19.200 eight out of 10 people would fucking tell you to fuck off that's eight out of fucking 27 that's eight

00:28:25.200 out of 10 people aggressively saying yeah no thanks think about that you know how insulting it is to the

00:28:32.320 women who are actually fucking great at what the fuck they do that she's the fucking vice president

00:28:38.120 like this is supposed to be the representation that's the bet no that is not the best that we have as

00:28:43.160 women at all it's not even fucking close and honestly for all of the women out there who are true

00:28:48.220 fucking killers this is they're they hate this well they're definitely in that it's embarrassing

00:28:54.460 that oh yeah but even so if we had fucking the most qualified woman okay and let's just say

00:29:02.300 she was black and we had and let's just say we had the most qualified man let's just say he was

00:29:08.740 white all right and then the white man happened to be five percent more qualified than the black woman

00:29:15.800 guess who should fucking win that the white man motherfucker so we have to fuck it has to be

00:29:22.660 fucking equal not fucking we're making we're not giving someone a box to stand on to fucking be equal

00:29:30.020 her her five percent of or her being black does not equate the five no it doesn't make no no and

00:29:34.760 that's not what this country is about it never has been it never should be

00:29:37.540 now if she is if the roles are reversed and she's five percent better then guess who it's her

00:29:45.940 but it wasn't because she was black that's right it has nothing to do with it yeah i agree

00:29:50.200 with that right listen you know how i am on that 100 best person for the fucking job it's that simple

00:29:56.080 if we don't run it like that we'll lose because everybody else runs it like that everybody

00:29:59.220 and when we when we say we'll lose i hope you understand what the fuck that means

00:30:04.420 that means you'll be you'll be living in a fucking dirt shack like a third world motherfucking country

00:30:10.560 and by the way that's what most every other country wants for our country just so you know

00:30:15.540 that all these fucking do-gooder fucks that don't understand that these other countries want to see

00:30:22.940 america fucking burn that's you yeah that's us that's you that's everybody you just listen to

00:30:30.540 what i said you think i'm a fucking moron that's you too all right our third and final headline for

00:30:35.980 you andy two democrats who support police reform carjacked less than 24 hours apart

00:30:42.700 surprising all right so let's dig into this so two democrats who supported police reform in

00:30:48.860 philadelphia and chicago were both carjacked at gunpoint within 24 hours of each other

00:30:54.220 illinois state senator kimberly light uh lightford um democratic uh of the mayward district was

00:31:02.200 targeted in suburban chicago on tuesday night while congresswoman mary gay scanlon democratic

00:31:07.260 pennsylvania was carjacked wednesday afternoon after an event in south philadelphia lightford uh lightford

00:31:13.940 said the statement uh the senate majority leader said in the statement that she was still trying to

00:31:18.460 process the trauma quote first and foremost i am thankful that my husband and i are alive and

00:31:24.160 physically unharmed i am trying to process the trauma of what happened i want to thank everyone

00:31:28.460 who has offered their love and support it sounds like someone needs to send one of those social

00:31:32.280 workers yeah no shit yeah where's the social workers that you guys want that's who should have

00:31:36.280 responded yeah right um her deal came hours before scanlon a fellow democrat was carjacked at gunpoint

00:31:42.540 in a separate incident as she returned to her blue acura mdx at about 2 45 p.m on wednesday

00:31:48.080 scanlon was targeted in south philly by two men in a dark suv who demanded she hand over her keys

00:31:53.060 police said her personal cell phone her government issue uh cell phone and purse were all inside their

00:31:58.260 car when they were project and took off um but like you said it's a funny thing you know when they

00:32:03.160 called 9-1-1 guess who came to the scene though police officers oh social workers didn't show up no

00:32:08.000 social workers didn't show up no the blm show up no bill to show up and tifa didn't show no who

00:32:13.720 showed up police officers oh guess who got both uh all four suspects the two in each case guess who

00:32:19.120 arrested both the uh all of those uh suspects blm nope and there wasn't fucking social workers it was

00:32:25.660 police officers guess who recovered both of the vehicles it's fucking police officers so no no they're

00:32:31.820 too busy killing black people bro there's no way yeah it's just it's just fucking sad

00:32:37.060 they're too they're too busy doing they're too busy killing all black people that's all they do

00:32:41.640 anyway yeah fucking hunt black people well it was 2 45 in the afternoon so oh yeah they do that at

00:32:46.300 night yeah that's only that's only at night got it and uh you know but it is it is a very disgusting

00:32:53.820 thing you have two people i fucking hate these people i fucking hate these people okay look at these

00:32:58.960 fucking two fucking faces we're looking at on this fucking screen and these people have fucking spent

00:33:03.640 the last fucking however many years talking all of this shit about police saying that they're pieces

00:33:09.700 of shit going out marching against them this that the other and then defunding the police and they

00:33:15.800 happen to be caught outside their little fucking safety net and see what it's like in the real world

00:33:20.260 and i guarantee you it won't change either one of them oh no no it won't it won't change either one

00:33:25.200 of them because they're more committed to pursuing their own personal identity and what's good for them

00:33:31.180 instead of what's actually good for other people and so i guarantee you their mentality will they'll

00:33:35.620 come they won't be humble enough to come out of this and be like fuck i was wrong it'll be like

00:33:40.140 well you know it was my time they'll make up some bullshit it was my chances yeah or these people

00:33:47.280 or or they'll twist it and make it like part of their fucking agenda i forgive these people they just

00:33:53.780 don't know what they're doing be some shit like that yeah this is this is why we need social workers

00:33:58.160 because the social workers would have would have never happened would never happen yeah fuck out

00:34:02.120 and then they'll they'll make they'll put their bid in to hire i can't stand it dude i can't stand

00:34:06.240 these these two people should not be in well i mean it's just funny there's a meme out there i i've i

00:34:13.780 mean you've probably seen the guys but it's like the dude that's riding his bicycle right and he takes

00:34:17.920 a stick and sticks in his own front tire and fucking falls yeah this is exactly what this is yeah i know

00:34:22.060 that well here's what the thing like they what these people don't this is the reason i fucking hate

00:34:26.720 them is that guess what dumb fucks we gotta deal with the shit every day exactly there's a lot of

00:34:32.180 people who are in the districts that you represent that are not safe from from these policies period

00:34:37.580 you are around your high society social circles and other people this is a reality for them yeah

00:34:43.200 this is an everyday thing we dude in america right now most people don't like to go into the cities

00:34:48.700 anymore no they won't they won't how the fuck is that even the way it is here like people

00:34:55.380 march around here talking about you know this is the best country in the world and fucking this is

00:35:01.560 the way our we got to live in fear in our own country yeah i'll only go to this place but i

00:35:05.760 won't go there after this hour like it shouldn't be like that no it shouldn't not at all we should

00:35:10.580 be able to walk wherever the fuck we want any time of day without dealing with criminal element

00:35:14.600 yeah and the problem is like no policies like this that have handicapped i'm telling you dude

00:35:20.160 if i ever get in charge of this fucking shit when it comes to criminals you guys are fucked

00:35:24.880 you're fucked you're fucked because i'll be cutting off fucking hands cutting off fucking fingers

00:35:30.740 you'll be a fucking knock you'll be going to jail for a dude it'll be singapore up in this bitch

00:35:34.800 tomorrow cutting off wee wees bro hell yeah i'm fucking done with it not man it's just funny because

00:35:41.580 it's the same policies that that because listen guys don't don't don't mistake this these are not the

00:35:46.160 only ones right like there's a shit ton of other uh fucking democrat people who are fucking pushing

00:35:51.180 this shit just like them all over this fucking country but these same policies that are handicapped

00:35:55.640 in the law enforcement officers right making them fight these battles with two hands tied behind their

00:35:59.820 backs are the same fucking policies that are hurting hundreds of thousands of other people that have to

00:36:05.100 live in those same fucking communities while they go home safe and sawn at night in the suburban

00:36:09.080 fucking areas you hear this when you go to these communities like when you go to these communities

00:36:14.480 and talk to the motherfuckers that live there they will flat out fucking tell you bro we don't get any

00:36:20.500 help from the cops this fucking system is fucked up people are not even going to jail you know my cousin

00:36:26.700 got shot here fucking the guy went to jail for one day he's out like they want more help

00:36:33.760 fucking social high horse riding fucks it's fucking it's disgusting it's disgusting but uh now it's on to

00:36:45.620 our final segment of the show it's our thumbs up section where i show andy a headline and he's

00:36:52.440 going to get two thumbs up or he's going to get two thumbs in the butt and so with that being said

00:36:56.460 head on reads shit netlix the tv screen you can taste

00:37:05.040 go ahead and buy that buy that uh buy that net dicks

00:37:11.160 i'm gonna be rich so so the a prototype lickable tv screen which can mimic food flavors has been

00:37:25.600 developed by a japanese professor dub taste the tv see 10 canisters spray flavor onto a hygienic film

00:37:35.840 which is rolled over the screen for the viewer to lick professor homey mayashati of just because you

00:37:42.900 can do shit doesn't mean you should do shit like just because you're you you can uh you know

00:37:52.500 make this happen

00:37:55.060 so so so if if it's made commercially the tv would cost 875 dollars he estimated

00:38:04.720 right he says quote the goal is to make it possible for people to have the experience of

00:38:09.780 something like eating at a restaurant on the other side of the world even while staying at home he told

00:38:14.740 road uh reuters he's reportedly about this yeah how about going to a motherfucking restaurant

00:38:19.500 i agree how about how about fuck your technology and all this fucking bullshit that you guys keep

00:38:27.000 trying to jam down our throats you know we already spend 12 fucking hours a day on our motherfucking

00:38:32.220 phones right now we gotta lick this motherfucker yeah no shit bro like what the fuck now they want

00:38:37.380 the metaverse they want you like everybody i've seen oh they're buying land in the metaverse

00:38:41.400 i don't give a fuck i don't give a fuck i don't give a fuck if you make a trillion dollars

00:38:46.720 and out the fucking i don't fucking care i want to go to the fucking restaurant i want to go see

00:38:52.000 the land that's physically that's it like dude fuck all this shit that's my this is this is thumbs

00:38:57.280 in the butt two thumbs in the butt yeah i agree and here's the thing it will happen because people

00:39:01.740 have been groomed so fucking hard to be like little dick gobblers of technology all right whatever new

00:39:09.620 comes out we got a whole culture of tech nerds right and they come out and they fucking say this

00:39:14.920 is the new thing and all these people jump on it and they start doing it even if it makes no sense

00:39:20.380 you know what i'm saying and i'm not with that it's just not me dude like it's not me like and people

00:39:26.520 i know all the little entrepreneurs you're you're a fucking miss out i miss out on shit bitch i just

00:39:31.720 don't want to do it i don't want to do it just because i don't want to do what you want to do doesn't

00:39:36.520 mean i'm missing out shit right i'm intentional about the way i want to live i don't want to live

00:39:40.560 with my fucking head stuck in a pair of fucking vr goggles i want to go to the place i want to be

00:39:46.440 successful in the real world where i can get on a real motherfucking plane with my actual fucking name

00:39:51.500 on the side of it and fly to those motherfucking places that's my fucking life that i'm trying to

00:39:56.340 build all right well i built it but my point is is that fuck this yeah i'm for real and like dude

00:40:05.360 all my entrepreneur friends are all like you know oh dude i'm doing this this i don't care

00:40:10.020 i don't fucking care you want me to build want to build some cool restaurants i'll be able to do

00:40:14.220 let's do that want to develop some real estate i fucking do that all day want to you know you

00:40:19.260 want to talk about collecting fucking uh this all right we'll talk about collecting cars that's what

00:40:23.860 i'm into that's my life all right not everything i do is for fucking financial gain there's things i do

00:40:29.020 because i fucking love to do one there's nothing that you do is for anybody else no that's it my life

00:40:33.220 is my life you know and that's why i'm fucking unbeatable in my life like you motherfuckers out

00:40:37.500 there to see me as fucking somebody you're trying to beat you're wasting your fucking time because

00:40:41.000 every fucking single thing i do from the time i wake up to the time i go to bed is intentional

00:40:45.900 i chose to do that with my time at that time i choose to come here i choose to work on these

00:40:52.400 projects i don't have to do fucking shit i love my life the way it is how the fuck can you beat

00:40:58.880 someone who wins that way how can you beat someone who wins by changing motherfuckers lives

00:41:05.740 how can you oh you're gonna go change more lives cool but i still win because i inspired you to

00:41:11.380 compete with me and you went out and changed a whole bunch of lives so you don't beat me there either

00:41:15.880 motherfucker so like stop trying to beat me dude instead maybe examine what it is that you want out

00:41:21.080 of your life and go live that life instead of being told what the fucking life you should live

00:41:27.380 like this is bull oh i want it i want you to experience restaurants on the side of the world

00:41:32.400 you know and by the way uh you can't go to the other place anymore because fuck covid passport and

00:41:37.980 this and that and this and this oh it doesn't exist anymore because communism and government

00:41:41.320 like fuck dude we need to start fighting for the real world we need to start fighting for the real

00:41:46.600 experience like you motherfuckers out there thinking oh the future is in fucking metaverse

00:41:50.720 that's you and sayonara bitch i'm gonna keep winning out here you know what i mean that's

00:41:55.480 just me there's always going to be a need for the things that i fucking do all right there will

00:42:01.740 always be a need for the things you do if you're what you do actually solves people's real problems

00:42:06.760 in real fucking life so let's not get it fucking twisted you want to buy a fucking tv that puts out the

00:42:12.800 smell and and uh you know puts out a little fucking piece of scotch tape with some taste that you

00:42:18.300 taste on it cool i want to fucking have uh uh gordon ramsay in my fucking kitchen serving me

00:42:24.800 fucking food we're just two different people

00:42:27.580 that's real man well andy that's the show that's all i got man cool fun show show show guys

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REAL AF with Andy Frisella - December 25, 2021

202. Andy & DJ CTI： China Infiltrating American Universities, Kamala Harris： "If I Were A White Male..." & dEfUnD tHe p0LIcE Advocates Carjacked

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