REAL AF with Andy Frisella - March 05, 2022


247. Andy, JP Sears, Sal & DJ CTI: CDC Director Rebukes DeSantis, Graham Calls For A Hit On Putin & No Russian Cats Allowed


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 27 minutes

Words per Minute

196.13089

Word Count

17,083

Sentence Count

1,683

Misogynist Sentences

25

Hate Speech Sentences

45


Summary

In this episode of the Realest, DJ Cruz is joined by JP Sears, Sal, and DJ to talk about comedy, hip-hop, and other things. DJ is a stand-up comedian, writer, and podcaster. He has been in the public eye for years, and is one of the funniest people I know.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 What is up guys, it's Andy Priscilla and this is the show for the realest, say goodbye to
00:00:21.060 the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality.
00:00:25.600 Guys, today we have Andy, JP, Sal and DJ, Cruz the motherfucking internet.
00:00:33.160 Yeah, I know.
00:00:33.560 How many practice times you do that today?
00:00:35.280 Three.
00:00:35.880 All right, good.
00:00:36.400 So you keep it up on your reps.
00:00:37.440 Well, you are getting better.
00:00:38.460 He is getting better.
00:00:39.480 Keep it spicy.
00:00:40.240 So guys, as you probably noticed, there's an extra human or two in this show and I'd like
00:00:46.320 to introduce my good buddy, JP Sears.
00:00:48.780 You guys know him from the internet, comedian, awesome dude.
00:00:52.160 What's happening, bro?
00:00:53.340 Not much.
00:00:54.040 Thank you for having me.
00:00:55.160 Yeah.
00:00:56.060 Walking around trying to preach the gospel of freedom to people who will listen.
00:01:00.120 Yeah.
00:01:00.500 Well, dude, you've been doing a good job of that.
00:01:02.640 Yeah, you have.
00:01:02.940 The last, I've been watching everything for the last two years and it's, it's, you have
00:01:07.700 a great way of presenting the truth.
00:01:09.580 You know, it's a very intelligent, also humorous and you get, you can, the way, if you guys
00:01:15.440 aren't familiar with the way JP does his content, it's kind of hard to argue with, you know?
00:01:21.420 Yeah.
00:01:21.760 At least I'm biased enough that I agree with that.
00:01:25.160 Yeah.
00:01:25.600 Yeah.
00:01:26.320 And, you know, to me, to me, the comedy, it just writes itself.
00:01:31.220 And the number one principle in comedy is the truth principle.
00:01:35.140 You just tell the truth and you add some satire, whatever your flavor of comedy is.
00:01:40.620 And that's the comedy, but there's so much truth that's trying to be suppressed that it
00:01:47.020 makes comedy incredibly easy to write now.
00:01:50.560 And, and I also, I'm biased because I'm a comedian, but I think expressing messages through the
00:01:57.140 language of comedy, it helps them get into people's minds because it's like, it's playful.
00:02:02.200 Yeah.
00:02:02.360 Whereas it's, so you don't have to be as defended fast.
00:02:06.740 So do my best to communicate with people to help them get in touch with their own hearts,
00:02:12.520 their own minds a little better.
00:02:14.080 Dude, you do an awesome job.
00:02:15.640 DJ and I talk a lot about Dave Chappelle and how his older comedy was so unifying because
00:02:22.300 it made everybody laugh at everybody.
00:02:25.040 And Dave, if you ever listened to the show, we really miss you, bro.
00:02:28.760 Yeah.
00:02:29.680 Come back.
00:02:30.700 Oh shit.
00:02:31.060 I know he's coming back.
00:02:32.740 He's doing his stuff now, but I mean, like, come back, come back.
00:02:35.240 Yeah.
00:02:35.640 Like the old Dave.
00:02:36.940 Well, I will say this for everybody.
00:02:38.020 Listen, JP, your fucking hair is awesome.
00:02:40.240 It's everything I thought it would be.
00:02:42.060 You're welcome.
00:02:42.700 Yours is less.
00:02:48.280 Wax on, wax off over here, baby.
00:02:50.040 You know, it's a look though, dude.
00:02:51.400 Oh, beard and modern, baby.
00:02:52.740 You used to have that thing on your head when you started working around here.
00:02:55.860 The cowlick?
00:02:56.500 Yeah.
00:02:56.740 Whatever that was, we made you cut it.
00:02:58.920 The fro thing you had.
00:03:00.300 Oh yeah.
00:03:00.700 Whatever that was.
00:03:01.380 No, dude, listen, the only fight I've ever lost.
00:03:03.600 Now you go with the Rick Ross look.
00:03:05.560 Dig boss, yeah.
00:03:06.380 Rick Ross, the dick boss.
00:03:07.400 Listen, the only fight I've ever lost in my life was my hairline.
00:03:09.860 So that's the only fight that I've ever lost.
00:03:11.280 You know what the key is, bro?
00:03:12.480 When it starts quitting on you, you got to fire it.
00:03:14.040 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
00:03:14.600 I just had to let it go.
00:03:15.980 Let it go.
00:03:16.800 Go ahead.
00:03:17.640 I was just going to say all enlightened people, in my opinion, either have long hair or they're
00:03:22.740 bald.
00:03:23.180 You just think Buddha or Jesus.
00:03:26.120 I must be not enlightened.
00:03:29.560 That's correct.
00:03:30.320 Yeah.
00:03:32.840 DJ, what do we got today, man?
00:03:34.620 Well, we got Sal too.
00:03:35.360 Hey, Sal.
00:03:35.980 Oh yeah.
00:03:36.320 Listen, I'm used to it at this point.
00:03:37.920 Two for two.
00:03:38.740 I'd say redheaded stepchild, but I don't want to.
00:03:40.840 By the way, that guy over there that I hired that you think is pretty smart.
00:03:44.180 He's pretty smart.
00:03:44.720 He's on the show too.
00:03:46.020 I mean, hey.
00:03:46.460 Sal.
00:03:46.720 Welcome.
00:03:47.320 What's going on, baby?
00:03:48.360 I happen to like Dr. Sal too.
00:03:50.220 I got you.
00:03:50.580 I'm following his lead.
00:03:51.680 I'm a narcissist.
00:03:53.320 Nothing wrong.
00:03:53.700 I'm the best ad here.
00:03:54.500 Nothing wrong with a little healthy narcissism.
00:03:55.980 I mean, hey, listen, it got me this far.
00:03:58.320 Yeah.
00:03:58.740 I seem to like myself.
00:04:00.260 So just to let you know, JP brought up a great point as the show was getting started.
00:04:05.420 We are going to fear monger very heavy on the show.
00:04:08.020 It's our job as media outlet to scare you into doing whatever it is that we want you to do.
00:04:13.680 100%.
00:04:14.000 So we're going to lay it on, really.
00:04:15.400 Which in this case is hopefully life.
00:04:16.940 Yeah.
00:04:17.180 I got a shit ton of that, actually.
00:04:19.520 Guys, you know, it's CTI.
00:04:20.780 So we throw up some headlines.
00:04:22.120 We talk about them.
00:04:23.560 And if you're curious about any of these articles, pictures, videos, you can find them all on
00:04:28.000 AndyFrissella.com.
00:04:29.760 Guys, I want to bring up this first topic for you real quick.
00:04:32.560 This is not, it didn't really fit anywhere because it just came out.
00:04:35.640 We've had this happen a couple of times.
00:04:36.880 Are you changing the rules?
00:04:37.800 Are you changing the rules?
00:04:39.160 We have to for this.
00:04:39.940 And I think you'll understand why when you see it.
00:04:42.540 Changing the rules.
00:04:43.300 Madat, what happens if you change your rules?
00:04:46.180 Madat, come on, help me out.
00:04:47.840 He's going to want to see this.
00:04:49.140 You're going to want to see this.
00:04:50.220 Oh, you guys are, it's a mutiny.
00:04:51.580 Oh, yeah.
00:04:52.060 All right.
00:04:52.460 It's a fucking cutie tie.
00:04:53.800 I got it.
00:04:54.360 All right.
00:04:54.780 I had to throw it up, man.
00:04:56.020 So this just came out.
00:04:57.600 This is breaking news right now.
00:04:59.000 Okay.
00:05:00.020 This headline reads, Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot allegedly told staff, quote, I have the biggest
00:05:06.360 dick in Chicago.
00:05:07.900 Bigger than the Italians.
00:05:09.180 Bigger than the Italians.
00:05:10.600 I saw this.
00:05:11.600 I think Lori Lightfoot, she did wonderful in the movie Beetlejuice.
00:05:17.760 Oh, yeah.
00:05:18.080 She did fucking awesome.
00:05:19.040 I loved her.
00:05:19.580 She got an Oscar for that.
00:05:20.520 Yeah.
00:05:21.000 Yeah.
00:05:21.300 She's just incredible.
00:05:23.160 For God's sakes.
00:05:23.940 So this is her full quote, okay?
00:05:26.420 Quote.
00:05:27.380 And I'm quoting this, okay?
00:05:28.700 Quote.
00:05:29.440 You dicks.
00:05:30.760 What the fuck were you thinking?
00:05:32.400 You make some kind of secret agreement with Italians.
00:05:34.880 What are you doing?
00:05:35.920 You're out there measuring your dicks with the Italians, seeing who's got the biggest dicks.
00:05:40.240 You're out there stroking your dicks over the Columbus statue.
00:05:43.660 I am trying to keep Chicago police officers from being shot, and you're trying to get them shot.
00:05:48.420 My dick is bigger than yours and the Italians.
00:05:51.440 I have the biggest dick in Chicago.
00:05:55.720 Prove it.
00:05:56.640 Prove it.
00:05:58.240 Bro, it brings a whole new meaning to the deep dish.
00:06:00.380 I'm just saying.
00:06:04.100 Listen, the only thing that would actually, I mean, it wouldn't make sense if that lady had a dick.
00:06:08.280 You know what I'm saying?
00:06:09.120 I've been watching her on news conferences like, oh, she's got a dick.
00:06:11.600 It makes sense.
00:06:12.220 Well, she's got to have something, right?
00:06:14.780 I don't fucking know.
00:06:16.680 I think there's a nuance in here.
00:06:18.500 So she says she's trying to keep Chicago police officers from getting shot.
00:06:22.540 Right.
00:06:22.820 But wasn't she one of the super liberal mayors defunding police?
00:06:26.740 Oh, yeah.
00:06:27.380 That's the best way to keep them from getting shot is to get rid of them.
00:06:30.080 Yeah.
00:06:30.240 Okay.
00:06:30.500 Fire on the police.
00:06:31.520 We're going to get citizens shot, but we're seeing police.
00:06:34.940 Well, I think let's just get them all shot.
00:06:36.680 And then we defunded the police.
00:06:38.800 Yeah.
00:06:39.700 We also de-lifed the police, too.
00:06:42.360 Fuck them.
00:06:43.080 Dude, did you not?
00:06:44.280 What happens when you measure dicks?
00:06:45.400 I mean, you watched the State of the Union and saw that shit, right?
00:06:49.340 Of Biden saying, we're going to fund the police.
00:06:53.300 Did you see it?
00:06:54.280 Yeah, you didn't see it.
00:06:54.900 I mean, I saw that clip because it's like it's comical and you're sitting here thinking
00:06:58.280 like, wait a minute, how can you be that dumb?
00:07:00.800 You've been watching this for 18 months, two years, really, at this point.
00:07:04.260 Defund the police, defund the police, defund the police.
00:07:06.160 Now they get up in the State of the Union and this guy's like, we got to get behind the
00:07:09.400 police.
00:07:09.680 And it's like, what in the fuck is going on?
00:07:11.700 To JP's point, like, you couldn't make this up.
00:07:15.720 Like, how do you even write this script of stupidity?
00:07:18.240 No, they didn't write it.
00:07:19.080 Much less, how do you believe it?
00:07:19.880 No, they didn't write it.
00:07:20.420 They just took it from Trump's speech and they just took Trump's speech.
00:07:23.540 Did you see that clip?
00:07:24.980 Did you see that clip?
00:07:25.800 Where it was exactly the same line?
00:07:27.100 It's the same thing.
00:07:27.860 Wait, I didn't see that part.
00:07:29.140 What?
00:07:29.800 Oh, that was Trump's speech.
00:07:30.660 What was that about?
00:07:31.380 There was parts of, there was literal.
00:07:33.080 So when Trump, so did you see what they said about insulin?
00:07:36.020 Let's cap insulin prices at $35.
00:07:38.340 Okay.
00:07:38.740 That's an exact quote out of Trump's first State of the Union.
00:07:41.880 It's the exact same way he delivered it and everything.
00:07:44.180 And didn't Trump actually do that, but then Biden undid it and now Biden's saying he's
00:07:49.400 going to do it again.
00:07:49.900 And the people that run Biden, they need to get their act together.
00:07:53.460 Dude, I really, I really think, I mean, the whole plan, I think they're running their
00:07:58.440 whole play that they run every four years.
00:08:02.280 They want to create as much damage as they can.
00:08:04.380 And then for the next couple of years, they're going to pretend like they've been fixing it.
00:08:07.120 Right.
00:08:07.620 You know, I dude, I don't know, man.
00:08:09.940 I think people are going to buy it.
00:08:11.860 Like, I think there's a lot of people who are going to believe it.
00:08:13.640 Dude, I've seen so many people on the left reposting how great Biden's speech was.
00:08:18.880 It's like, dude, he just said everything fucking Trump said.
00:08:22.820 Like everything.
00:08:24.140 That orange man.
00:08:25.840 Dude, it's xenophobic.
00:08:27.160 I don't know what to think anymore, man.
00:08:28.700 Like, I don't.
00:08:30.280 I personally think Biden, the people that run him and people on his team, I think they're
00:08:38.500 great for America right now because I don't think there's anybody else out there who's
00:08:42.540 waking more people up than these guys.
00:08:45.660 That's a good way to look at it.
00:08:46.740 You know, they're obviously dishonest to state the obvious, but they're not good actors.
00:08:53.000 So it's just like they're the worst poker player you've ever seen.
00:08:57.240 You got their telltale bluffing sign.
00:08:59.740 So I think they're doing a good job of waking people up.
00:09:03.440 I know there's some people that are really allergic to doing their own thinking, so they'll
00:09:07.840 continue to fall for it.
00:09:09.780 But a lot of people, like people just aren't as dumb as the administration thinks they are.
00:09:16.660 So to be able to say after two years of defund the police, to be able to say like, yeah,
00:09:21.400 we need to fund the police with no acknowledgement of what you've been.
00:09:25.580 Yeah.
00:09:25.880 Yeah.
00:09:26.100 I mean, it's one thing to say like, hey, I've been saying this for two years, defund the
00:09:30.380 police, but I was wrong.
00:09:32.000 Rethought it.
00:09:32.660 Now we're going to switch directions.
00:09:34.000 Like, cool.
00:09:34.560 Like, I love changing my mind.
00:09:36.060 Imagine the momentum that just that sentence would do.
00:09:38.860 Their egos weren't allowed that.
00:09:40.040 I mean, it was just imagine like people, dude, you could get behind that.
00:09:42.900 It's like, you know what?
00:09:43.340 I fucked up.
00:09:44.360 Yeah.
00:09:44.640 I made the wrong mistake.
00:09:45.580 And you know what?
00:09:46.680 I'm learning that I made a mistake and I'm going to make an adjustment and change.
00:09:49.560 That's called leadership.
00:09:50.580 Yeah.
00:09:50.980 Instead of trying to cover up.
00:09:52.080 Yeah.
00:09:53.100 They're just trying to cover up all the bad poop they rubbed all over their clothes.
00:09:56.580 It's like, bro, nothing.
00:09:57.660 That cologne.
00:09:58.340 Hey, come on.
00:09:59.000 We ain't going to.
00:09:59.880 Yeah.
00:10:00.220 Can't cover that up.
00:10:01.440 Well, I mean, people just got to.
00:10:02.300 They got to call it out.
00:10:03.040 Like, imagine watching NASCAR.
00:10:04.640 It's like, oh, they're going left, making another left turn.
00:10:07.920 All of a sudden they would go right.
00:10:08.760 Something's wrong.
00:10:09.760 Like, you got to keep that in mind.
00:10:11.060 I think you're right about that.
00:10:12.920 I think a lot of people are waking up, but I also feel like, um, I feel like people have
00:10:21.580 to start.
00:10:22.780 Well, the reason I think it's taken so long to wake up and why they're doing such a good
00:10:27.080 job to wake up people is because number one, um, they're still operating as if there's
00:10:32.580 no independent communication.
00:10:34.560 You know, they're operating as if before social media was an actual normal everyday thing for
00:10:41.780 most people.
00:10:42.920 Right.
00:10:43.360 So, so they're, they've been able to, to do these things, get up on stage and say whatever
00:10:48.360 they want to say and, and kind of talk out both sides of their mouth.
00:10:51.820 Promise this, do that.
00:10:53.320 You look over there, do this over here for literally ever until recently, you know, and
00:10:59.460 now everybody's interconnected.
00:11:01.160 And what I see is a lot of people who are used to doing things that way, who haven't
00:11:05.760 made the adjustment.
00:11:06.500 Yeah.
00:11:06.980 You know?
00:11:07.760 Yeah.
00:11:07.920 Yeah.
00:11:08.240 It's an old paradigm in it.
00:11:09.560 And I think they're trying to adjust through their censorship of big tech and administration
00:11:15.660 trying to control it.
00:11:16.720 But still like, obviously a lot of truth accidentally slips through the cracks.
00:11:23.160 Yeah.
00:11:23.340 But I think you're right.
00:11:24.840 They are in an old paradigm.
00:11:26.200 Yeah.
00:11:26.880 We need some youth, man.
00:11:28.160 Yeah.
00:11:29.080 Well, some youth and some truth.
00:11:30.600 Well, here's what I, okay.
00:11:31.580 What's the truth?
00:11:32.160 That'd be weird.
00:11:32.540 There's no way she has bigger dick than Italians.
00:11:36.160 Good transition.
00:11:37.360 There's no way.
00:11:38.020 I mean, she is black.
00:11:40.300 She is black.
00:11:41.560 There's a reason they use Italians, motherfucker.
00:11:43.460 They're not black people.
00:11:44.520 I'm just saying.
00:11:45.560 Yeah.
00:11:46.420 You go over and swallow that pill.
00:11:49.220 I don't want to swallow anything.
00:11:53.740 All right.
00:11:54.480 All right.
00:11:54.980 Now we can get back to regularly scheduled programming.
00:11:57.200 All right.
00:11:57.420 So headline number one for you guys, officially headline number one.
00:12:00.560 Headline reads, CDC director rebukes DeSantis for scolding high school students over masks.
00:12:07.440 Quote, it is absolutely their choice.
00:12:10.800 So the director of the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, that woman's name, she
00:12:17.640 rebuked.
00:12:18.260 Rochelle Walensky.
00:12:18.540 Yeah.
00:12:18.800 Walensky.
00:12:19.580 Yeah.
00:12:20.040 Sounds like Monica, if you ask me.
00:12:21.660 Mm-hmm.
00:12:25.360 But she's rebuking Florida Governor Ron DeSantis for his recent scolding of a group of high school
00:12:30.780 students who were wearing masks to protect against COVID-19, saying that it's absolutely their
00:12:35.700 choice to do so.
00:12:36.540 So, quote, those students should have been comfortable wearing a mask.
00:12:40.280 Dr. Rochelle Walensky said, MSNBC, it's absolutely their choice.
00:12:44.840 Here's a video of the actual full statement of Governor DeSantis right here for you.
00:12:51.400 You're not going to have to wear those masks.
00:12:52.960 I mean, please take it off.
00:12:54.420 Honestly, it's not doing anything, and we've got to stop with this COVID theater.
00:12:58.280 So if you want to wear it, it's fine, but this is ridiculous.
00:13:01.160 I think he's got the biggest dick.
00:13:04.880 I mean-
00:13:05.820 Who, this kid?
00:13:07.380 That's possible.
00:13:08.140 I mean, look.
00:13:08.880 First of all, he clearly said right there, you can wear it if you want.
00:13:13.860 If you want to.
00:13:14.540 You know, secondly, this woman who's saying this is guilty of crimes against humanity.
00:13:20.120 Right.
00:13:20.480 Okay.
00:13:20.740 Thirdly, where the fuck was our choice for the last two fucking years?
00:13:26.900 Why didn't we quarantine the vulnerable and the sick if this was such a crazy thing?
00:13:33.980 And also, did you see the video of this kid's mom?
00:13:39.900 So that's what this is right here.
00:13:41.020 Yeah.
00:13:41.260 I'll play this, guys.
00:13:41.840 Here you go.
00:13:42.240 Did you feel pressure by the governor to do that?
00:13:45.520 A little.
00:13:46.400 It was more of a pressure of an adult figure asking me to do something, and it's just like,
00:13:51.560 all right.
00:13:51.920 It's just shocking that the governor told these kids, take off your mask.
00:13:58.500 He pretty much said, take off your mask.
00:13:59.940 It's stupid.
00:14:00.720 And take off your mask.
00:14:01.640 Your parents don't matter.
00:14:02.980 It's definitely stupid.
00:14:04.800 I think we can all agree.
00:14:05.860 Yeah.
00:14:07.700 And the irony in that is she had no mask on.
00:14:11.880 First of all, dude, you've been telling everybody else for two fucking years to do all this shit.
00:14:18.500 Like, these people are the people who have been yelling at people, putting them on video,
00:14:23.980 looking, oh, you're killing everybody's grandma.
00:14:26.280 Right.
00:14:26.640 You know, and now all of a sudden, it's freedom of choice, and you can't handle it?
00:14:30.380 Right.
00:14:31.120 Yeah, but that's the hypocrisy at its finest.
00:14:32.960 You know, they've learned.
00:14:34.140 Dude, how do these people, like.
00:14:36.100 Well, their normal tactics is to spin it.
00:14:37.720 You know, they spin everything.
00:14:38.880 They don't care about the right thing to do.
00:14:41.740 No, they care about their narrative.
00:14:42.980 In their way.
00:14:43.460 That's the perfect thing.
00:14:44.340 It's like, you know, for years, going back to your point, which is a fabulous point,
00:14:46.960 you know, they've been able to slowly control the theater over a long period of time.
00:14:51.700 You know, they do the State of the Union.
00:14:52.900 They go out and clip whatever they want to go out to the mass, and they put it out there.
00:14:56.360 Well, social allows us to share that information freely, openly, and very quickly.
00:15:01.220 And so, like, you look at that clip, they only share what they want to share, which is he went
00:15:05.360 in and basically told these kids to take their mask off.
00:15:07.580 But the truth of the matter is, the truth is, he said, hey, you take it off.
00:15:11.400 It's stupid.
00:15:12.360 But if you want to wear it, it's fine.
00:15:13.680 I don't see anything wrong with that.
00:15:14.840 There wasn't anything wrong.
00:15:15.700 It gets better than that.
00:15:16.780 If you watch that full video, because that was the edited version of that kid standing there,
00:15:21.320 he stood for a good 15, 20 seconds without answering the question of, did he feel pressured?
00:15:26.560 And he, like, looks at his mom, and he, like, looks at the camera, and he, like, looks at
00:15:30.540 his mom, and you could tell he's, like, afraid to say, and then he's, like, well, I kind of
00:15:35.480 feel pressured.
00:15:36.080 Right, right, right.
00:15:36.400 Really, what he wanted to say was, fuck, no, I'm tired of this shit.
00:15:39.620 Yeah.
00:15:40.080 My breath's dry.
00:15:41.020 Yeah.
00:15:41.380 I think Stockholm Syndrome's a hell of a thing.
00:15:45.160 Andy, you mentioned crimes against humanity, and amongst some of the crimes against humanity,
00:15:51.080 I think, forcing anybody to wear a mask, especially children, I do believe that's one of the crimes
00:15:57.860 against humanity.
00:15:59.320 It's abuse.
00:16:00.640 Absolutely.
00:16:01.460 And just like any, there's a reason why, like, the archetypal example of a woman who grows
00:16:08.980 up with an abusive father oftentimes will marry a man who abuses her because the abuse is very
00:16:15.840 familiar to her, and someone who's been abused, they will fight.
00:16:21.080 To be abused.
00:16:22.320 They will defend their abuser.
00:16:24.880 So here you have that playing out.
00:16:28.020 Yeah, for sure.
00:16:29.000 I think that's something that I believe is true, 100%.
00:16:34.420 I think these people who have been pointing the finger and saying, do this or do this, they're
00:16:42.620 all, all of them, I believe, are highly mentally abused over the last two years.
00:16:48.140 And it's as hard as it is to have empathy for those people, we also have to recognize
00:16:54.300 the truth, right?
00:16:55.440 Like, we're people that stand for the truth.
00:16:57.120 Dude, I said this on a show a couple weeks ago, you know, these people are victims.
00:17:02.760 They just don't know it yet.
00:17:03.940 Yeah.
00:17:04.340 You know what I mean?
00:17:04.880 They're not aware that, and I don't know how your experience has been, but I've had a
00:17:10.760 lot, because you've been speaking the truth the whole time this has been going on.
00:17:14.700 I've had a lot of people message me privately and say, you know what, dude, I thought you
00:17:20.240 were kind of full of shit, and now I'm starting to see that this is a big game they're playing.
00:17:27.360 And I'm like, yeah, bro, you get any of that?
00:17:29.880 Same.
00:17:30.640 Yeah.
00:17:31.180 You know, messages can be like, JP, I thought you were just really a piece of shit for a
00:17:37.120 year, year and a half, and now I'm waking up to see what's going on.
00:17:41.920 And, you know, there's people that recognize what was going on way faster than me, so we
00:17:47.420 don't need to act like we're above anybody.
00:17:49.420 We all wake up in our own time, but absolutely, and I think it's a beautiful thing to watch
00:17:55.340 people change their minds.
00:17:57.900 I appreciate those messages.
00:17:59.380 Same.
00:17:59.920 I recently put out a video, well, backtrack a little context, about five years ago, I put
00:18:06.340 out a video making fun of gun owners, like just really painting, like if you're pro-gun,
00:18:12.120 painting you in a negative light, like this whole thing, like you need to protect yourself
00:18:16.500 from a tyrannical government, you fucking idiots.
00:18:19.100 Yeah.
00:18:20.240 Yeah.
00:18:20.420 Then we wake up, it's 2022.
00:18:22.260 Yeah.
00:18:22.700 So I did a whole video.
00:18:24.300 I had clips from my old one, and then the new narration, I'm taking point by point, here's
00:18:30.240 what I believed then, here's why I changed my mind.
00:18:33.920 And I'm going to leave that old video up of me being an idiot because I want people
00:18:38.440 to see-
00:18:38.900 That's growth.
00:18:39.480 The documentation.
00:18:40.440 Yeah.
00:18:40.940 If you never change your mind, you're not learning.
00:18:43.520 Yeah.
00:18:43.800 Like what would happen if we all look at our 10-year-old self in third grade and we never
00:18:49.520 let ourself change our mind?
00:18:51.280 Yeah.
00:18:51.700 Holy shit.
00:18:52.340 We'd be very limited.
00:18:53.540 Yeah.
00:18:53.700 A lot of fucked up socks, I'll tell you that.
00:18:57.160 At 10, bro?
00:18:57.760 That's a trusty sock.
00:18:58.920 At 10?
00:18:59.720 Send a trophy, that's three.
00:19:01.120 No, but I think, you know, JP-
00:19:02.980 You don't get to give yourself trophies, bro.
00:19:04.660 You grew up in that era.
00:19:06.020 That's why I'm-
00:19:06.560 Yeah, no.
00:19:07.280 We don't do that here.
00:19:07.960 You got to actually be funny.
00:19:09.380 Yeah.
00:19:11.100 But I think, you know, JP makes a great point.
00:19:13.400 You know, when you start thinking about life's design is meant to grow, adapt, change,
00:19:18.580 become better.
00:19:19.760 And that's why you respect it as another human.
00:19:21.480 You know, going back to Biden's point, had he told the truth, said, hey, listen, I thought
00:19:25.020 this way, but now I'm starting to understand it this way.
00:19:27.760 People can get behind that because it's a, you're showing humility.
00:19:31.400 Yeah, but it's trustworthy.
00:19:32.660 You got to remember, dude, their goal is not to, they don't give a fuck.
00:19:36.620 But I think that's the point, right?
00:19:37.960 They're not trying to lead, bro.
00:19:38.840 They're trying to enrich themselves.
00:19:40.740 They're trying to enslave the population.
00:19:42.640 They're trying to remove the middle class.
00:19:45.860 Like, they don't really give a fuck what anybody thinks about them.
00:19:48.860 No, but that's my point.
00:19:49.660 Like, it's another telltale.
00:19:51.140 It's a sign that shows like-
00:19:52.920 Like, if they were trying to lead, absolutely.
00:19:55.200 That's right.
00:19:55.580 If they had any hope in trying to say, you know what, guys?
00:19:58.020 Hey, you know what?
00:19:58.520 We made a mistake.
00:19:59.900 But our goal is to get better.
00:20:01.540 And our goal is to, you know, share the truth.
00:20:03.400 And we want to deliver a unified America.
00:20:05.640 They would share a message like that.
00:20:07.640 And people would get behind it.
00:20:08.740 They don't give a fuck.
00:20:09.740 Yeah.
00:20:09.940 And that's clear whenever you have that opportunity.
00:20:11.500 Do you think even at this point, people would?
00:20:14.080 I think people are-
00:20:15.140 I think what they're doing back to that point,
00:20:17.060 I think people are unifying on the backside based off of this point.
00:20:20.160 When does they start to identify as the truth?
00:20:22.080 They could speed up or they could shift it to their camp in unification
00:20:27.000 if they wanted to express that humility.
00:20:28.720 They just-
00:20:29.020 They don't have too much ego of driving home their point.
00:20:31.440 Here's what bothers me, dude.
00:20:33.060 And I mentioned this, I don't know, the last couple of days.
00:20:35.380 Because, you know, they did that poll where 49% of Democratic voters
00:20:40.220 would be pro-encampment of unvaccinated people.
00:20:43.980 And that was like 60 days ago.
00:20:46.200 You know what I'm saying?
00:20:47.480 Like, that's what scares me.
00:20:49.220 It's like, okay, all right, well, cool.
00:20:52.280 We're cool right now.
00:20:53.320 But what happens the next time?
00:20:55.680 Because that's what's-
00:20:56.500 Dude, these guys are not done.
00:20:57.820 These globalists, they are not done.
00:20:59.940 Bro, they just invested $22.5 billion for the next round of vaccines,
00:21:04.400 PCR test, and fucking tweet.
00:21:06.100 Like, they're not done.
00:21:07.160 They're about to run the same play again.
00:21:09.660 Yeah.
00:21:10.040 You'll see some of the new Pfizer data that has been leaked,
00:21:15.060 or not leaked out, but revealed that Pfizer didn't want revealed.
00:21:18.720 I saw, and I can't-
00:21:21.220 This isn't scientifically validated.
00:21:23.120 Nothing I've ever said is scientifically validated.
00:21:25.840 I only speak misinformation.
00:21:27.700 Me too.
00:21:27.940 All the disclaimers.
00:21:29.140 But I saw a tweet, and I say this because I don't know,
00:21:32.260 like, is this actually factual based on the data?
00:21:34.960 But they said the mortality rate of the vaccine was 3%,
00:21:38.920 which I think is 12 times more than the mortality rate of COVID.
00:21:45.540 And-
00:21:46.060 If they're saying 3%, it really means like 15.
00:21:48.180 Yeah, I don't know.
00:21:49.360 Yeah, I don't know, man.
00:21:50.600 I think time's going to tell.
00:21:52.120 But that was interesting when you looked at that document,
00:21:54.340 the amount of shit that was on it.
00:21:57.620 Like, the side effects, the adverse reactions.
00:21:59.880 It was crazy.
00:22:00.400 It was 10 pages of reactions.
00:22:02.660 And that's that, like, fucking 10-point font, guys.
00:22:05.280 Like, I mean, it was long.
00:22:06.920 Yeah.
00:22:07.880 Yeah.
00:22:08.460 That's going to be a hell of a commercial here in about three years.
00:22:10.820 Yeah.
00:22:11.160 No shit.
00:22:11.540 You know, and it's going to be a two-second ad,
00:22:13.240 and then 13 seconds of disclaimer of what the side effects of.
00:22:17.260 Could you imagine a commercial for the vaccine that was, like, honest?
00:22:20.700 Like, hey, if you're afraid that you might be one of the 0.02% of people
00:22:26.720 that are going to die from this disease,
00:22:29.280 and you want to free yourself from that worry.
00:22:32.020 And by the way, here's the side effects.
00:22:34.160 But, you know, come to Pfizer.
00:22:36.440 Yeah.
00:22:36.820 You know they're going to hit the fast forward,
00:22:38.260 but you know how, like, at the end of the ad, there's like,
00:22:39.880 you know, it's going to be like 13 seconds of that.
00:22:44.040 Do not take it.
00:22:45.660 Dude, I can tell you this.
00:22:48.560 I didn't take it.
00:22:49.520 I was very clear about that.
00:22:53.560 If I had taken it, I would be a little bit nervous.
00:22:58.020 For real.
00:22:58.680 You especially, yeah.
00:22:59.660 You got underlying shit, bro.
00:23:02.660 I don't know, man.
00:23:03.960 I personally believe, I don't know what the next topics are,
00:23:08.620 but I believe this hysteria that we're seeing with the war in Ukraine and all that,
00:23:13.140 I think these people are literally trying to create a war
00:23:16.740 because you listen to the politicians, both on the left and the right,
00:23:20.060 and all the media sources, even Fox, all of them, are banging that war drum.
00:23:24.800 My opinion is that they're trying to escalate this into a major war
00:23:28.780 to cover this entire thing they just did.
00:23:31.160 So, if they're trying to cover it, I'd imagine they're trying to do more than just cover it.
00:23:38.080 And obviously, COVID, a lot of loose ends that aren't tied up.
00:23:41.820 So, I understand why they'd want to cover their tracks.
00:23:44.600 But also, I would imagine they've got another agenda.
00:23:47.760 Like, cover that, but also…
00:23:49.420 Here's the backup plan.
00:23:50.140 Yeah, and here's where the war's taking us.
00:23:52.340 I don't know what their plan would be, but these evil people, they're not dumb.
00:23:58.620 No.
00:23:58.960 They're very sociopathic, but they're also very intelligent.
00:24:02.040 I look at their whole pandemic with COVID, I admire it.
00:24:05.540 Like, holy hell, y'all orchestrated a lot.
00:24:09.020 Yeah.
00:24:09.480 Good for you.
00:24:10.200 Think of all the people involved.
00:24:11.280 So much work.
00:24:11.980 You know, it's like, it's a collective effort that everybody knows their ass is on the line,
00:24:18.560 literally, and they all went all in.
00:24:20.500 And now, they're going all in on this next thing.
00:24:23.100 So, I agree with you, dude.
00:24:24.240 There's way more to it.
00:24:27.220 You know, there's people talk about depopulation agenda.
00:24:30.740 I mean…
00:24:31.680 They know shit.
00:24:32.740 Well, we were looking…
00:24:33.960 DJ and I were looking at the cancer statistics from 100 years ago.
00:24:38.300 So, 100 years ago…
00:24:40.300 One in 8,000.
00:24:41.400 One in 8,000 people would die from cancer.
00:24:43.500 Now, it's one in three.
00:24:46.740 One in three or one in 3,000?
00:24:48.440 No, one in three.
00:24:49.680 So, if we pretended that that's true, that the elites do want to depopulate the earth,
00:24:57.000 why do you think they want to?
00:25:00.720 I mean, you know, if you think about it from…
00:25:06.700 So, there's two ways to think…
00:25:08.580 I've thought about this a lot, and there's two ways to think about it, right?
00:25:11.400 You could think of it as if they're just evil people, and they just want to have everything
00:25:17.520 for themselves, which I believe is part of the situation.
00:25:21.780 You know, the whole Klaus Schwab, you'll own nothing and be happy.
00:25:25.040 And they'll own everything and be happy.
00:25:28.640 You know what I'm saying?
00:25:29.320 Like, people don't think of the other side of that equation.
00:25:31.880 So, I think that's part of it.
00:25:32.940 I think these people are completely detached from reality.
00:25:36.080 They don't know what it's like to go to a grocery store or pump gas or have a job and have to worry about their last 300 bucks or 200 bucks or how they're going to use it.
00:25:46.020 And these people are so far removed from that generationally, they can't even comprehend what it is for the average human on this earth to live, you know?
00:25:55.700 But I also think there's a moral superiority aspect to it.
00:26:00.100 And if you notice, a lot of these people who have been extremely tyrannical over the course of the last couple of years, especially,
00:26:08.980 they believe they are morally superior and smarter than other people.
00:26:14.920 And if you believe that you're morally superior and smarter than other people and you recognize that population or overpopulation is creating actual real issues with the environment or with the future, right?
00:26:29.480 Because population growth, it doesn't grow steady.
00:26:32.660 It's growing at an exponential rate.
00:26:35.260 And, you know, it could be a situation where they feel like, okay, we're the most powerful people in the world.
00:26:43.740 It's our duty to preserve the planet.
00:26:47.140 And I could see them believing that was a great idea.
00:26:50.360 You know, they're doing something morally right.
00:26:53.620 Because as you know, you know, just like take a leader in the military or something like that.
00:27:00.680 You have to make hard decisions, right?
00:27:02.480 Where people are going to die and to accomplish goals.
00:27:06.100 And so I think it's a little bit of both of those things where a little bit of it is that they're evil and they're greedy.
00:27:13.740 And then the other part is they believe they're selling themselves on a morally superior mission, if that makes sense.
00:27:23.080 Let me push back on you a little bit.
00:27:25.760 I think you're giving them too much credit.
00:27:27.880 Yeah, maybe.
00:27:28.620 Where you're suggesting that they care about the planet.
00:27:32.460 Yeah.
00:27:32.640 So I look at how like Klaus Schwab and all the same people beating the fear mongering about COVID.
00:27:42.160 Also the same people beating the fear mongering drum about war, but also climate change.
00:27:49.000 For sure.
00:27:49.380 Which makes, now I don't think climate change is a real concern because I look at who is pushing the fear mongering.
00:27:57.420 So if we just pretend for a second, yeah, they don't really care about the planet.
00:28:03.520 Yes, they want to control people.
00:28:05.200 They want to depopulate, but it's not to save the planet because I don't think they care that much.
00:28:11.020 No, because they fucking, 50 fucking jets they use to fucking go to this.
00:28:15.340 There's also the other part of it too.
00:28:17.360 Like, dude, when you go to the green system that they want, there's an entire, there's an entire old way of life, entire new way of life that they are, they can now capitalize on for themselves.
00:28:28.020 You know, I, I, I don't, I don't disagree with you.
00:28:31.900 I don't know what their motivation is that I'm just trying to understand it.
00:28:34.820 It's hard to think like a sociopath when you're, when you've got a soul in your body.
00:28:40.320 Yeah.
00:28:40.500 So it's hard.
00:28:41.340 It's like asking a serial killer why they murder.
00:28:43.380 Like you don't want to know.
00:28:44.340 Sometimes you don't want to know why you don't care why.
00:28:46.260 Well, what do you, what do you think?
00:28:48.060 You know, I'm mostly curious.
00:28:50.180 I don't have a solid thought.
00:28:52.280 But like my best curiosity is a smaller population is simply easier to control.
00:28:59.240 Yeah.
00:28:59.660 And, and for me, the definition of evil is anyone who tries to control other people in a way that's not in their best interest.
00:29:08.820 That's just what evil is to me.
00:29:10.680 And I, I think these evil people, we could say they're money motivated, but I don't think they are.
00:29:17.440 I think money is just a, a symbol that allows you to have a sense of control.
00:29:23.020 I think control is truly what they're after.
00:29:26.260 I think the human heart and soul, it gets power through surrender and acceptance.
00:29:33.080 But I think the human ego gets a sense of power through control.
00:29:37.220 So I think they're after control.
00:29:39.060 So I, I do wonder like, well, maybe just a smaller population is easier for them to control and control is what they're like.
00:29:48.580 That's the Adrena chrome.
00:29:50.000 They're trying to feed into their stupid egos.
00:29:52.620 You've seen the Georgia Guidestones, right?
00:29:54.600 I haven't now.
00:29:55.340 So Georgia Guidestones, anybody who can look, anybody wants to look this up can look at it, but it's a set of stones in Georgia.
00:30:02.960 They're kind of like Stonehenge, but they have, um, an inscription on them step-by-step of how to, uh, run the world.
00:30:11.240 If there was a worldwide catastrophe.
00:30:13.840 And the first, first item on those Guidestones is to never allow the human population to be over 500 million.
00:30:21.080 Yeah.
00:30:21.720 So there's a lot of theories around that too, but how long ago was that stuff in great 70s?
00:30:27.640 Some dude had it made, but the theory is he's like part of the globalists and like left the globalists.
00:30:34.580 And this was like his warning whistleblowing.
00:30:38.200 Yeah.
00:30:38.840 But 1980.
00:30:40.080 Yeah.
00:30:40.960 1980.
00:30:41.600 Think about this.
00:30:42.260 Just riddle it out there, expressing it.
00:30:44.320 So Bill Gates is known for buying up lots of real estate right now, buying up lots of farmland, you know, especially the biggest farmland owner in the United States.
00:30:52.560 Okay.
00:30:52.740 So why would you do it?
00:30:54.720 And when you start thinking about, you know, population control and consumption, and you look at, you know, Asia, India, and you start thinking about how fast they're actually replicating and how much demand they're actually creating out of the earth.
00:31:08.740 You know, is it sustainable for those populations to continue to replicate at that pace and us as a world feed that pace, you know?
00:31:17.700 And so the supply chain, if he owns the actual ground and he continues to buy ground, they can control the food supply and then also control the population supply.
00:31:25.220 There's double heads to that sword, right?
00:31:26.460 So if he can control the food, then you can, you know, kind of keep them starved, right?
00:31:32.120 And so like there's the odds of those not adding up to me.
00:31:36.360 I know that makes me sound crazy, but it's kind of like one-on-one is too.
00:31:39.040 I don't think anything is crazy at this point.
00:31:40.840 To me, it sounds crazy not to acknowledge that very obvious reality that you point out.
00:31:46.100 Yeah, I mean, it's just, you know, you're walking through and I'm talking.
00:31:48.000 It's like, oh, you know, all right, well, these people are growing.
00:31:50.060 They want our food.
00:31:51.500 They want our farmland.
00:31:52.400 Maybe Bill Gates is making a defense play.
00:31:54.500 I've thought of it as much as this.
00:31:56.580 Like I've thought of it as deep as this shit.
00:31:59.480 Like a lot of the people who went along with this, I'm just, and I really don't give a fuck if it offends you.
00:32:06.720 It's just the truth.
00:32:07.640 A lot of people that went along with this, they lack the ability to critically think for themselves, okay?
00:32:12.960 And if you were going to depopulate, who would you want to get rid of?
00:32:20.500 You would want to get rid of the dumbest people.
00:32:22.900 You would want to get rid of the people who are easily manipulated.
00:32:27.020 You would not want to remove your creatives or your intelligence or your producers from society.
00:32:34.720 You would want to cut the more useless people of society out.
00:32:38.740 And I've thought about it even as much as that.
00:32:40.440 Like maybe that's what they're trying to do.
00:32:41.600 And think about who they're leaving behind though, Andy.
00:32:43.460 Like they're leaving the people who know this shit is wrong but are not willing to do any fucking thing to stop it.
00:32:48.420 The silent majority, the big fucking population, we're just as easily controlled as fuck anybody else.
00:32:53.960 I don't think that people who went with it and not went with it is exactly political.
00:32:59.380 I know a lot of people who are conservative that just went ahead and did it.
00:33:02.940 But I feel like the divide is not left right.
00:33:08.040 I feel like the divide literally is your ability to critically fucking think.
00:33:12.220 Because dude, I don't care who made it.
00:33:15.700 Trump, I don't care if it's Jesus.
00:33:17.660 I don't care.
00:33:18.720 I'm not taking a vaccine that was made in 12 months when I know a vaccine takes 10 years.
00:33:23.880 You know what I mean?
00:33:25.540 And I've lived long enough to know that eventually after all these miracle pills that come out, there's something that happens every four or five years later.
00:33:35.260 It's a commercial.
00:33:35.980 Yeah, there's a commercial that says, hey, if your fucking life was ruined by taking this drug, call me.
00:33:43.440 I'll help you sue him.
00:33:44.300 Yeah, so I've seen enough of that in my life to be weary of that anyway.
00:33:49.160 And I don't know, man.
00:33:50.240 I think when we talk about the psychological abuse, remember the videos they were showing of people falling over in the street?
00:33:59.100 Body bags.
00:33:59.800 Yeah.
00:34:00.380 De-freezers.
00:34:01.160 Yeah.
00:34:01.880 Like, dude, it scared the shit out of people.
00:34:04.860 And on those numbers you mentioned about people just going along with it, even conservatives.
00:34:10.180 I'm sure you guys have looked a little bit into mass formation psychosis.
00:34:15.560 Yeah.
00:34:15.760 So when you look at those numbers, I believe these come from Dr. Matthias Desmond.
00:34:22.380 30% of people completely buy into the narrative that they're told, the hypnotic narrative.
00:34:29.540 30% of people don't.
00:34:32.020 They see the truth.
00:34:32.760 They fight the narrative.
00:34:33.720 But then you have what they call the persuadable middle.
00:34:36.420 The 40% of people that will just go along with it.
00:34:40.840 They don't have the courage to like, no, that doesn't make sense.
00:34:44.140 But they just go along with it unless there's a better option presented to them.
00:34:49.640 And right now, I think we're in the process of presenting people with better options.
00:34:53.960 But to your point, statistically, it's like 40% of people left to their own accord won't have the courage to speak their minds.
00:35:02.060 Sometimes they'll just be one of the sheep like, there's the edge of the cliff.
00:35:06.200 But I guess we're walking this way.
00:35:08.500 So maybe it's a good view.
00:35:10.180 Yeah.
00:35:10.400 You know what I mean?
00:35:10.660 Maybe the fall is fun.
00:35:11.720 Maybe they have a mattress down there.
00:35:12.940 My hope is, and I agree with that.
00:35:14.700 That feels right with what I've observed.
00:35:17.920 My hope is, this is the next time that they come through with the same play.
00:35:24.380 Because they're going to run the same play.
00:35:26.060 They're going to come out with another crisis.
00:35:29.040 And that's why, you know, when this woman, when they just said, Walensky just said, don't wear the mask anymore about a week ago.
00:35:39.060 She said, we're going to bring them back out later again.
00:35:41.440 And that was basically what she said.
00:35:42.720 We're just giving people a break.
00:35:43.260 We're giving people a break.
00:35:44.280 And so my hope is that enough people will find the courage to stand up this next time it comes through, you know?
00:35:55.740 Because as you know, it wasn't the most fun to be one of the only people trying to point this shit out to people for the last two years, you know?
00:36:04.280 I had a pretty good time, actually.
00:36:06.560 We actually did have fun with it.
00:36:08.060 We had fun.
00:36:08.740 Yeah.
00:36:09.220 We met a lot of great people over there, Rob.
00:36:10.820 You know what?
00:36:11.340 I'll say this.
00:36:12.260 This is something I talk about a lot, man.
00:36:16.140 I really made some of my best friends through this process because I met Ian Smith or Tommy Vex or these people online who are speaking the truth.
00:36:27.980 JP, guys getting connected with people.
00:36:30.740 Rogan, who's, you know, these people are all about telling the truth.
00:36:35.220 And it's really created a whole new network of people that I talk to now.
00:36:39.180 Yeah, I agree.
00:36:41.120 Same.
00:36:41.440 And I've never been in the military, so I won't pretend like I have real courage.
00:36:45.380 But I have a lot of friends who have been in the military.
00:36:47.760 They've served.
00:36:48.780 They've been in battles.
00:36:50.180 And the guys that they're in the firefights with, they're brothers for life because they've been in real situations.
00:36:59.300 So, what we're experiencing in society, no, it's not an acute life or death situation with bullets flying at you.
00:37:07.580 But we're living in a time where it's getting real.
00:37:11.120 So, you know, when I look over and see, like, you're in the foxhole.
00:37:14.760 You're speaking truth.
00:37:16.240 It brings out a much closer connection than if, like, say, three years ago, we're both, like, talking about the same thing.
00:37:23.900 But it doesn't really matter.
00:37:25.220 We just agree.
00:37:26.120 Right.
00:37:26.380 We're just doing a podcast.
00:37:27.200 Yeah, but it's like we're bringing more soulfulness into the world.
00:37:33.440 And I think we're, therefore, able to connect with brothers and sisters at a deeper level now just for being on Team Truth, Team Freedom.
00:37:42.400 Dude, it's my opinion, and this is not on the topic of the show, but, like, man, I feel like the entire human experience is intentionally suppressed.
00:37:58.260 And I feel like these people who are doing this, they understand the true power of actual collective consciousness amongst groups of people.
00:38:07.680 And, you know, when you really think about how they try to feed us and how they try to, what lifestyles they try to force upon us and how they try to keep us in the dark.
00:38:17.740 And then you think about, like, and then you think about, like, the history that's been told, which now we have to really kind of question what was actual fact.
00:38:26.320 And then you think about the medical technologies that they withhold from us.
00:38:30.880 And then you think about, like, okay, well, what actually do they know that we don't know?
00:38:37.480 And, you know, how, you know, they say, oh, well, humans only use 10% of the brain.
00:38:41.180 Well, I don't believe that.
00:38:42.320 I believe that we are far more powerful than what they ever taught us that we could be.
00:38:48.600 You know, most of the things that have created my life, which I think is pretty cool, really come down to things like visualization and meditating and, you know, creating things in your mind before they become reality.
00:39:03.540 And they don't teach us any of those things growing up.
00:39:05.740 And so I've started to, like, almost, I mean, I'm very much so of the belief that we have been completely lied to about what we're capable of and what humans are supposed to do and how we're supposed to behave and what our potential really is because it's a threat to these people at the top.
00:39:26.560 Amen.
00:39:27.380 Yeah.
00:39:27.700 Amen.
00:39:27.960 And I think a person in touch with their true power is not controllable.
00:39:32.900 Now, even if you tried to physically control them, someone who is so in touch with their power, they won't even be controlled by the fear of death.
00:39:40.480 Right.
00:39:40.640 So they'd be like, cool, like, kill me if you need to.
00:39:44.580 But I kind of know what's on the other side.
00:39:47.540 And I know, like, I'm not like, cool, you're setting me free.
00:39:50.760 That's fine.
00:39:51.800 So I do think there's intentional means, as you mentioned, to keep people tricked out of being in touch with their true power.
00:40:02.520 Because they're not controllable.
00:40:05.420 We're not controllable when we're in touch with their true power.
00:40:08.060 Yeah.
00:40:08.980 All right, guys.
00:40:09.940 Our second headline for you.
00:40:11.380 Headline number two.
00:40:13.020 Headline reads, Graham calls on Russians to assassinate Putin.
00:40:18.280 Quote, this, the only way this ends.
00:40:21.960 Uh, so Senator Lindsey Graham, uh, just yesterday, uh, that was Thursday, called for Russians to, quote, step up and kill Vladimir Putin amid Russia's brutal war on Ukraine.
00:40:33.920 Then doubled down, um, on the comments just this morning.
00:40:36.940 Uh, here's the video for you guys.
00:40:38.780 How does this end?
00:40:41.080 Somebody in Russia has to step up to the plate.
00:40:44.480 Is there Brutus in Russia?
00:40:46.680 Is there a more successful Colonel Stoppenberg in the Russian military?
00:40:50.480 The only way this ends, my friend, is for somebody in Russia to take this guy out.
00:40:55.980 You would be doing your country a great service and the world a great service.
00:41:00.080 Uh.
00:41:00.760 What do we got on that, guys?
00:41:01.920 I mean, look, dude, the longer this goes on and the more I see the media, all the media bang these war drums and these politicians bang these war drums.
00:41:14.260 By the way, none of them are going to go fight this war.
00:41:17.260 Oh, no.
00:41:17.800 Okay.
00:41:18.120 Like we, we, I think we should be done sending our young people to die for their benefit.
00:41:25.980 That's my opinion.
00:41:27.080 Um, for any reason, uh, I'm a bit of an isolationist.
00:41:31.260 I don't believe in America being the world police.
00:41:34.060 I believe that we have a number of problems here that we should solve before we get involved in anybody else's problems.
00:41:40.780 Um, I think it's highly irresponsible for him to say that, uh, not because I think Putin's a great guy, but because of the repercussions that that could cause for all of us by him running his mouth.
00:41:51.500 Uh, and finally, uh, what I think is the reason these people in the media and the politicians and everybody that is of that class, uh, is, is banging that war drum so hard is because I believe these people know what they're guilty of.
00:42:10.060 They know what they've allowed to happen for the last two years and they don't want to get caught up in it.
00:42:14.560 That's my personal opinion.
00:42:15.960 I think the, I think if we go to war, they know that if we go to war, which they just said earlier today, we're not doing.
00:42:21.200 Um, they, they know that people will forget about this and they won't.
00:42:27.680 And so to me, like the way I'm seeing it is like, Hey, these dudes, uh, they don't want to get hung up on the end of a rope.
00:42:34.980 That's really what it comes down to.
00:42:36.360 And so they want to look over there and say, Oh, it's, it's Putin.
00:42:39.540 Motherfucker.
00:42:39.980 We know what you just did for the last two years.
00:42:42.020 Like, we're not going to forget.
00:42:43.240 Right.
00:42:43.540 You know, so I, I think this is, this is that that's, that's my opinion.
00:42:49.600 Yeah.
00:42:50.560 I, please go.
00:42:51.900 I was going to say, you know, I, I used to respect this man and, you know, I'd watch him on Fox news.
00:42:55.420 And then the, the night of the, the, uh, January 6th sham, he sold out Trump who was supposed to be
00:43:02.100 his boy and he left him out to dry that day.
00:43:04.220 And I remember him saying, you know, he shouldn't have done that and he shouldn't have done this.
00:43:07.180 And he was, he was appealing to the left.
00:43:09.460 You know, he was trying to play his little middle ground card.
00:43:11.340 And I think about him to your point, sending those kids across to go fight a war that has nothing to do with us.
00:43:17.920 So if they send those kids over there, a war is a good chance.
00:43:20.720 Your fucking son could get drafted into it.
00:43:22.560 No, I understand.
00:43:23.260 And he's fucking six.
00:43:24.360 And here's this guy who has no backbone.
00:43:26.060 He's willing to waver, you know, on a relationship that's, you know, that he's had over years and years and years.
00:43:31.380 And they're all little political propaganda, play their little cards.
00:43:34.840 And that's the thing is it's, he's calling for his head, but he ain't got the balls to go do it himself.
00:43:38.560 Never would, never has, never will.
00:43:40.460 Right.
00:43:40.540 And, you know, that's the problem, right?
00:43:42.820 We have guys and girls who are running the show.
00:43:46.000 They're calling the shots.
00:43:47.660 They're not our smartest.
00:43:49.040 They're not our brightest.
00:43:50.380 They're not our best.
00:43:51.480 And they're certainly not the toughest ones who can go out there and do shit about it.
00:43:54.820 And that's a problem.
00:43:56.100 You know, you got the, you got the geeks on the streets calling the shots, but you ain't got the hammers to go fucking do it.
00:44:00.860 I think there's an exquisite level of propaganda around the Russia Ukraine situation where the only thing I know for sure is what the media wants us to think.
00:44:14.280 So when you have this guy on Fox News saying we need to assassinate Putin, I get really, maybe, but I get really curious.
00:44:24.800 Like, you're painting, you want people to think he's the bad guy.
00:44:29.060 Yeah.
00:44:29.200 Why?
00:44:29.900 Yeah.
00:44:30.280 Why?
00:44:30.660 And why does George Soros and Hillary Clinton jump on Twitter reinforcing the narrative?
00:44:36.740 Like, if you want to understand what's true, usually look to the opposite of what Hillary Clinton and George Soros are saying, dude, history to tell you that that's the truth.
00:44:45.100 Yeah.
00:44:45.500 Yeah.
00:44:45.660 I said that.
00:44:46.520 I said that on last Friday's podcast.
00:44:48.500 I mean, dude, look, if you're on the side of George Soros and you're on the side of Hillary Clinton and you're on the side of all the media and you're on the side of all the elites and you're on the side of the work with economic forum and you're on the side of Klaus Schwab, guess what?
00:45:01.200 You're on the wrong motherfucking side.
00:45:03.160 Okay.
00:45:03.920 100% of the time.
00:45:05.060 Yeah.
00:45:05.300 Like, there is no middle ground there.
00:45:07.740 And so, the harder they push, in my opinion, the more people are realizing what you just said.
00:45:14.180 They're like, why is it the same people who locked down the world for two years now saying this guy?
00:45:22.260 And then, if you actually go watch any of his actual videos, what he's saying is basically like, do you think they would allow Russia to put military installations on the border in Canada or Mexico?
00:45:34.840 No.
00:45:35.460 Is that unreasonable?
00:45:36.560 No.
00:45:36.780 I mean, when you listen to what he says, now everybody says he's a liar, he's a tyrant, he's a this, he's a that.
00:45:42.420 But when you hear the man and you watch what he says, what is coming out of his mouth doesn't sound crazy to me.
00:45:49.560 No.
00:45:49.720 It sounds pretty real.
00:45:51.100 And if you start to dig into it and he says, I want to denazify Ukraine and you start to look into what has been going on in Ukraine since 2014, you can start to see his point.
00:46:07.660 Yeah.
00:46:07.860 Right.
00:46:08.300 There's been 45,000, uh, Eastern Ukrainians fucking slaughtered by this regime that was installed by George Soros in the last eight years.
00:46:17.520 And bro, I'm going to be real.
00:46:18.580 Like every single DM that I've gotten about this from Russia or Ukraine says that fucking Putin's liberating the country every single one.
00:46:27.680 And I've gotten some people from here that are Ukrainian from here or Russian from here saying other things.
00:46:35.120 But the people that are there that I've talked to, they're like, Hey bro, I'm fucking here.
00:46:38.740 And they're showing me.
00:46:39.520 They're all like, none of the shit they're saying on TV is true.
00:46:43.500 Uh, they, they've told me I've had been told a number of times that the Ukrainian military, uh, is rogue and that they're putting up military installations around civilian, uh, places.
00:46:55.420 So that when Putin attacks the military installation, civilians get killed, blah, blah.
00:47:00.360 I mean, it goes on and on and on and on and on.
00:47:02.460 And they're trying to make this hero out of Zelensky, like they made out of Fauci.
00:47:06.340 Yeah.
00:47:06.620 And how'd that work with Fauci?
00:47:08.140 Yeah.
00:47:08.540 And, and did y'all see Tulsi Gabbard's video about Zelensky?
00:47:13.320 Yeah.
00:47:13.620 Where the, you know, we, of course we see the media here painting him into being a hero.
00:47:18.720 Like, wow, he's staying with his people.
00:47:21.480 He cares that much.
00:47:22.620 He's not going to flee the country.
00:47:24.020 His life's on the line.
00:47:25.200 He's there to uphold the democracy of Ukraine.
00:47:28.300 And then what Tulsi Gabbard shared is a very short 30, 60 second video of like, oh, Ukraine doesn't have a free democracy.
00:47:35.900 Obviously, Zelensky locked up his political rival.
00:47:39.440 That's correct.
00:47:39.840 And the leaders of that political party.
00:47:42.080 So right off the bat, we can see he's very dictator.
00:47:48.080 There's other things.
00:47:48.820 Well, I mean, dude, like we saw the video of the father kissing his, you know, young daughter while she's getting on the bus.
00:47:54.420 And everybody's like, oh my goodness, he's fighting for Ukraine.
00:47:56.680 That's so sweet.
00:47:57.400 But then, you know, then it comes out that no, Zelensky actually put an order in that all men aged 18 to 60 had to stay in the country to fight.
00:48:06.140 That clip you're talking about was from an actual movie.
00:48:08.540 Yeah, exactly.
00:48:10.080 There was a couple of those.
00:48:11.020 You know what I'm saying?
00:48:11.480 So it's like, dude, like the way I look at this, man, it's like, okay, we got to think about this.
00:48:14.540 Let's, let's, let's go back to, you know, 2016.
00:48:17.380 Right.
00:48:18.500 And everybody that was saying that Trump was this, Trump was this, and they were beating that racist drum super fucking hard.
00:48:25.200 And then they come out, hey, guess what?
00:48:26.120 Trump's not that bad.
00:48:27.080 Right.
00:48:27.280 Then we go into COVID and they're beating this COVID drum super fucking hard.
00:48:30.420 And then it comes out, hey, COVID's not that bad.
00:48:32.200 Right.
00:48:32.580 Now they're beating this Russia, Ukraine drum super fucking hard.
00:48:36.380 Is it a possibility?
00:48:38.640 Dude, of course it is.
00:48:40.220 You know what I'm saying?
00:48:41.040 I'm like, dude, listen, if you're able to, to, to reason and think.
00:48:47.400 Um, they said for two weeks leading up to the conflict, both Zelensky and Putin were like, dude, uh, we're fine.
00:48:54.900 Everything's normal here.
00:48:56.140 Yeah.
00:48:56.520 Uh, the West is instigating a war.
00:48:59.640 Um, we're not fighting each other.
00:49:01.260 And then all of a sudden, you know, it got instigated, instigated, instigated, instigated.
00:49:05.080 Now there's a conflict.
00:49:06.060 Right.
00:49:06.360 And if you listen to what Putin says about the conflict, uh, you know, I got to be honest.
00:49:12.780 It doesn't sound like he's fucking too unreasonable in his thinking.
00:49:15.960 I'm just being real.
00:49:17.120 Okay.
00:49:17.940 Um, a good majority of people that live in Ukraine are Russian people and they love Russia.
00:49:26.160 And a lot of those people want to be with Russia.
00:49:28.500 And so there's two sides to this whole thing.
00:49:31.760 And, you know, no one's talking about all the deep state connections and all the money laundering and all the hunter by the laptop and all this shit.
00:49:39.280 And you're wondering why all these motherfuckers care so much.
00:49:41.680 The reason they care so much is because Putin's going to expose all their shit.
00:49:45.940 Yeah.
00:49:47.100 Jeopardizes the way.
00:49:47.880 That's what's going on.
00:49:48.920 And so like, dude, if you really care about freedom and here's the other thing that people
00:49:52.800 don't really grasp, you know, again, maybe I'm wrong.
00:49:57.200 I'm not often, but it's the truth.
00:49:58.860 Okay.
00:49:59.300 Um, you have, let's just say you were Putin.
00:50:02.840 Okay.
00:50:03.280 And you have Russia, Russia, putler.
00:50:06.780 Yeah.
00:50:07.000 Putler.
00:50:07.460 Let's just say you're putler according to the media.
00:50:09.720 Right.
00:50:10.960 And you have Russia and then you have China.
00:50:14.340 Okay.
00:50:15.240 And those guys went and met and they had a meeting and basically that meeting went something like this.
00:50:20.560 Hey, AZ.
00:50:21.780 Hey, what's up?
00:50:22.400 I'm going to, I'm going to fucking, I'm going to do this shit over here.
00:50:24.800 Uh, we, we, you back me up if it gets out of control.
00:50:27.120 Yeah.
00:50:27.520 That's the conversation that happened.
00:50:29.120 Okay.
00:50:29.700 And what's happening now.
00:50:32.240 And here's what I think is going on.
00:50:34.160 And people, this is what gets people so confused about.
00:50:36.980 Oh, you mean, you think Putin is fighting for us?
00:50:40.460 No, that's not what I'm saying at all.
00:50:42.100 I think he's fighting for his country.
00:50:43.380 He doesn't give a fuck about us.
00:50:43.880 He's fighting for his people.
00:50:44.720 Exactly.
00:50:45.040 And I think what he realizes is that these people, the people who are all in with the World Economic
00:50:50.400 Forum, Klaus Schwab, Soros, all of the leaders who pushed the lockdown
00:50:54.580 super hard, New Zealand leader, Australian leaders, Canada leaders, United States leaders,
00:50:59.920 Austria's leaders, all these people push this narrative.
00:51:04.940 The, what he realizes is that they are very close to unifying everybody else in, under
00:51:10.220 this one world government, new world order, which they openly say and brag about and the
00:51:15.780 great reset agenda.
00:51:16.780 And he realizes that him and Z and a few other places are the only places that, that they're
00:51:22.700 not at yet.
00:51:23.260 Yeah.
00:51:23.620 Yeah.
00:51:23.800 And so I think he's, from my point of view, I think he's thinking, fuck, this is our only
00:51:30.640 chance to stop this shit from taking our country.
00:51:32.780 Yeah.
00:51:33.040 That's what I think.
00:51:34.480 Yeah.
00:51:34.900 I mean, I see it.
00:51:35.880 I always say all the time, but the dots are there.
00:51:39.460 It's just whether or not you want to draw the picture.
00:51:41.160 You know what I'm saying?
00:51:41.660 The dots are fucking there.
00:51:42.740 Here's the truth.
00:51:43.660 You can't believe anything they're saying on any of MSM at all.
00:51:47.400 None of it.
00:51:47.940 In fact, I would say the chances are more likely that the opposite is true on every single
00:51:52.940 thing they're saying.
00:51:54.220 Yeah.
00:51:54.320 You want to watch the news and learn some shit, watch it and think, all right, the opposite
00:51:59.160 is true and do that for a whole show.
00:52:01.640 Right.
00:52:01.920 And then, and then really think about shit.
00:52:04.080 It'll open your mind.
00:52:05.640 100%.
00:52:06.040 All right.
00:52:06.920 Our third and final headline, headline number three.
00:52:13.860 People are, dude, this shit writes itself.
00:52:15.740 I'll be honest with you guys.
00:52:16.680 Headline number three reads, the United Nations of Cats Federations bans Russian cats from its
00:52:24.480 competition.
00:52:25.040 So the Federation International Feline or FIFA, okay, an international cat federation with
00:52:33.300 members in about 40 countries is banning Russian cats from its competitions for the
00:52:38.800 next three months, joining the globe, the growing global backlash to Russia's invasion
00:52:43.620 of Ukraine.
00:52:44.860 FIFA announced this week that it's enacting certain restrictions on cat breeds in Russia
00:52:49.520 and belonging to exhibitors who live there, citing the mass destruction and civilian fatalities
00:52:55.460 caused by what it's calling, called Russia's quote, unprecedented act of aggression.
00:53:00.480 Quote, the board of FIFA feels it cannot just witness these atrocities and do nothing.
00:53:04.380 It added.
00:53:05.400 So as of Tuesday, no cat breeds in Russia may be imported and registered in any FIFA pedigree
00:53:10.160 book outside of Russia and no cats belonging to exhibitors living in Russia may enter FIFA
00:53:15.220 shows outside the country.
00:53:16.200 Here's the funny thing, though, the restriction is only going to be valid until the end of
00:53:19.780 May.
00:53:20.520 So at June 1st, those Russian cats are all good.
00:53:25.600 And dude, there's a lot of people that actually are registered on this.
00:53:27.940 They got about 200,000.
00:53:28.940 Do you think that in China they stopped eating Russian cats?
00:53:33.780 That's what they're like, Maca.
00:53:35.120 I mean, let's just go straight racist.
00:53:37.320 But I mean, this is literally the first thing that goes to my brain.
00:53:40.380 I watched this this morning when I was watching Mornings of Maria.
00:53:43.540 I watched it every morning and they showed a clip of all of the companies who are banning
00:53:48.980 Russia.
00:53:49.300 Right.
00:53:49.620 It's like all the technology companies.
00:53:50.920 And I'm like in my brain.
00:53:51.960 I'm like, they're all propaganda.
00:53:53.140 They're beating their little propaganda, you know, Apple and Twitter and Facebook.
00:53:57.140 And they're all doing their thing.
00:53:58.100 And I laughed.
00:53:58.580 The first thing went to my brain and goes, well, what's going to happen when China invades
00:54:01.740 Taiwan?
00:54:02.160 I bet you bitches don't fucking I bet you they don't back out of China.
00:54:05.040 You know, it's like you're putting the egg rolls back on the shelf.
00:54:07.140 I bet you won't.
00:54:07.780 No offense.
00:54:08.400 You know what I'm saying?
00:54:09.360 They ain't making no iPhones in Russia.
00:54:11.020 That's what I'm saying.
00:54:11.480 You know what I'm saying?
00:54:11.900 So they're like, oh, yeah, go ahead.
00:54:13.240 We're going to we're going to take the opportunity when it happens in China.
00:54:15.380 They're going to be like, oh, everybody's going to have to strip down naked.
00:54:17.840 You know what I'm saying?
00:54:18.680 Like, what are we talking about here?
00:54:20.200 Where are we going to go?
00:54:21.000 They're so weak, man.
00:54:22.140 They buy off on this shit.
00:54:23.240 Like the perfect thing.
00:54:24.120 Like today.
00:54:24.660 Look at that cat, dude.
00:54:25.340 He looks concerned.
00:54:26.680 That cat didn't do anything, man.
00:54:28.280 No, man.
00:54:28.960 He's concerned.
00:54:29.520 He didn't actually be here.
00:54:30.240 You know what I'm saying?
00:54:30.900 He's just like he was just born there.
00:54:33.400 You know what I'm saying?
00:54:34.060 Like, it's not his fault.
00:54:36.380 Poor cat.
00:54:37.160 Yeah, man.
00:54:37.700 Like, what the fuck?
00:54:38.420 Yeah.
00:54:39.340 I think a backpack like real talk.
00:54:41.360 Yeah.
00:54:41.660 Yeah.
00:54:42.300 Real talk, though.
00:54:43.380 This is dangerous shit.
00:54:45.560 Russians are the new unvaccinated.
00:54:48.160 Yeah, they are.
00:54:49.520 Yeah, it's become a virtue.
00:54:51.720 Yeah.
00:54:51.980 The latest virtue signal is it's OK to attack.
00:54:54.940 It's OK to like I've been seeing stories of Russian restaurants getting vandalized and
00:54:59.860 all this shit like, dude, the point of vodka.
00:55:02.760 Huh?
00:55:03.360 Yeah.
00:55:03.660 Not right.
00:55:04.260 Like, dude, this is insane.
00:55:05.540 It's insane, dude.
00:55:06.260 I feel bad for Russian people living in America like they're like it's I feel this shit's
00:55:13.840 insane.
00:55:14.480 Yeah, it's insane.
00:55:15.440 It's dangerous, too, because you don't fuck with Russians, bro.
00:55:18.220 Yeah.
00:55:18.920 And I think, you know, now focus fight with bears and shit, man.
00:55:22.360 You know, now, you know, we're riding a couple of year wave of virtue signaling and woke
00:55:29.900 corporations.
00:55:30.580 So there's just so much momentum and precedent set for doing stupid, divisive, like horrible
00:55:40.020 things against other people in the name of believing it's a good thing.
00:55:44.020 Yeah.
00:55:44.300 You know, it's weaponized morality.
00:55:45.960 It's getting people to do the wrong thing while thinking it's the good thing.
00:55:51.040 So, OK, disrespecting Russian people, treating Russian people like shit.
00:55:56.600 We know that's horrible.
00:55:57.560 Treating anybody like shit's horrible.
00:55:59.200 But you get people that think it's a good thing.
00:56:01.500 So, yeah, I think your point is.
00:56:05.420 It's very valid.
00:56:06.520 They're the new unvaccinated.
00:56:08.080 I didn't even connect that dot.
00:56:09.600 And you think about it.
00:56:10.260 It's like, well, wait a minute.
00:56:11.480 You know, like what happened to respecting your neighbor?
00:56:13.940 Well, I think that's also I think that's why it's important for people who love freedom
00:56:17.560 and who stand for the right thing to recognize what's actually going on and not just jump
00:56:21.860 on and say, you know, Russia, bad, Russia, bad, Russia, dude, unvaccinated, bad, unvaccinated,
00:56:28.600 bad, Trump, bad, Trump, bad, Trump, bad.
00:56:31.580 Like, dude, if you're this fucking stupid, can we can you go just go somewhere else?
00:56:37.080 You go take the vaccine.
00:56:37.840 I must say go take 10 of them and we'll be fine.
00:56:39.580 But the thing being is, like, you think about it.
00:56:41.140 You know what's funny?
00:56:41.700 Those are the people that took it.
00:56:42.960 Well, you think about a Russian-American business owner, right?
00:56:46.120 He's here.
00:56:46.500 He's living the dream.
00:56:47.740 He's doing the best he fucking can.
00:56:48.860 You should be supporting that guy, not hating him.
00:56:50.280 What the fuck is the fact?
00:56:51.440 That war has nothing to do with his ass.
00:56:53.040 Yeah.
00:56:53.300 What are you doing to his restaurant?
00:56:54.780 You know, you should be going to his restaurant and supporting small business.
00:56:57.500 Dude, I believe truly, like, I don't know, man.
00:57:01.900 How many times have I been wrong strategically?
00:57:04.200 You got a pretty damn good vision for it.
00:57:05.480 I'll tell you that.
00:57:05.900 Yeah.
00:57:06.800 So...
00:57:07.280 I mean, you lose me in some of the things because I don't pay attention to all this.
00:57:10.000 Yeah, but that's because you actually run the business.
00:57:12.420 I'm trying to solve the fucking world.
00:57:14.220 Yeah, but like, you know, when he said earlier, like, I probably didn't see it.
00:57:17.600 I live in a silo tube.
00:57:20.360 He's somewhat busy.
00:57:21.280 Yeah, he's, you know, we were talking about my kids earlier.
00:57:23.920 You know, fuck on it.
00:57:24.480 I go from here to there, back to here.
00:57:26.960 And, you know, but I can tell you, and I had this conversation with Dakota Meyer when we were rucking that day.
00:57:32.760 I said, I got it.
00:57:33.360 You know, you got to give Andrew credit where credit's due.
00:57:34.860 I mean, we've been two years plus into this thing.
00:57:38.660 It hasn't really missed the mark because if you go back to the original December podcast, when he starts talking about, hey, how they're going to attack Trump and they're going to have some random fucking disease and it's going to come through.
00:57:48.840 And the motherfucker, man, three months later, here we were.
00:57:51.020 Yeah.
00:57:51.180 We were right in the mix.
00:57:51.840 And it's, you know, and the chess pieces.
00:57:54.840 So I'm just sitting over here.
00:57:55.440 I'm like, fuck, I guess that's pot.
00:57:56.680 I'm going to pot.
00:57:57.880 Yeah, but here's shit.
00:57:59.000 This is what I see, dude.
00:58:00.220 This is what happens.
00:58:00.700 You smoke all that weed?
00:58:01.440 Yeah.
00:58:02.760 I smoke fucking all.
00:58:04.760 The universe starts moving and shit.
00:58:06.620 You know, you start talking to them.
00:58:07.880 You need to smoke weed because that's not exactly how it goes.
00:58:11.140 My man's never.
00:58:11.800 My man's never.
00:58:12.720 That's LSD over there.
00:58:13.480 That's LSD.
00:58:14.780 Yeah.
00:58:15.080 Whatever.
00:58:15.700 Maybe I should take that.
00:58:16.580 I think you think of DMT, bro.
00:58:17.740 Yeah, right.
00:58:19.400 That's the next step up.
00:58:21.160 But dude, what I think is actually happening here is I think Putin's taking his opportunity to try and dismantle these people, the globalist structure.
00:58:31.640 To save his people.
00:58:32.540 Yeah, I think so.
00:58:33.180 And if it just so happens to help.
00:58:34.380 It aligns with what we believe here as freedom-loving Americans, but he's not doing it for us.
00:58:41.580 He's doing it for him.
00:58:42.520 Right, right, right.
00:58:43.000 And if it just so happens to help Americans or who are cool, but it's Russians first.
00:58:48.960 I remember a guy who put this country first and what happened to him.
00:58:53.420 Well, and then you think about the people who haven't gone along with the agenda.
00:58:57.260 Okay.
00:58:57.520 Like you think about Putin not going along with it.
00:59:00.360 Z not really going along with it.
00:59:01.700 Everybody says, oh, Z, China was locked down way more than, you don't know that.
00:59:05.840 Right.
00:59:06.180 They censor all the data from China into our country.
00:59:09.080 Like they tell you that China doesn't release it, but actually what they do is they don't
00:59:13.860 allow it to come in here.
00:59:14.880 You still got your iPhone, didn't you?
00:59:16.200 Yeah.
00:59:16.760 So my point is, who else?
00:59:19.300 Kim Jong-un.
00:59:20.360 Okay.
00:59:21.800 That motherfucker's crazy.
00:59:23.040 How do you know?
00:59:23.880 I don't know, but I mean.
00:59:24.840 We know.
00:59:25.240 Just look at his haircut, man.
00:59:26.620 That motherfucker.
00:59:27.040 I'm judging now.
00:59:27.840 That motherfucker's crazy.
00:59:28.900 I don't know.
00:59:29.260 I know there's him and Hillary shop at the same place.
00:59:31.220 Oh, yeah.
00:59:31.600 There's a fact about that.
00:59:32.260 Him and Hillary and Klaus Schwab definitely got the same designer.
00:59:35.900 100%.
00:59:36.260 They all wear the same kind of shit.
00:59:37.480 You know what I'm saying?
00:59:37.960 It's like the evil villain emperor shit.
00:59:40.500 Yeah.
00:59:41.260 He's like the guy.
00:59:42.340 Dude, look.
00:59:42.900 Here's my point, though.
00:59:44.000 Okay.
00:59:44.280 Those are the three that live in.
00:59:45.340 Okay.
00:59:45.620 They're living.
00:59:45.940 All right.
00:59:46.360 But who was Trump able to fucking talk to?
00:59:49.080 The only president that was ever.
00:59:51.220 No, he was able to talk to all three of those guys.
00:59:53.180 They all have respect because they're not globalists and they're not in this other little
01:00:00.160 sect of of country club.
01:00:02.540 Yeah.
01:00:03.120 Which, dude, those people are and they brag about it.
01:00:07.180 So it's not conspiracy.
01:00:08.900 Klaus Schwab is on video many times bragging about how they bring up these leaders through
01:00:15.680 the Young World Leaders Program of the World Economic Forum.
01:00:18.400 And then he actually says, penetrate their cabinets.
01:00:22.300 That's his exact word.
01:00:23.920 Does that sound like a friendly word to you?
01:00:25.940 Penetrate?
01:00:26.500 I mean, it depends if it's after like 10 o'clock at night.
01:00:29.460 Yeah.
01:00:29.680 Getting lights a little bit.
01:00:30.500 That's a little different.
01:00:31.240 Sounds good.
01:00:31.720 Yeah.
01:00:31.840 Yeah.
01:00:32.000 It sounds good for you to get penetrated?
01:00:33.400 Yeah.
01:00:33.840 Yeah.
01:00:34.360 That's cute.
01:00:34.840 But dude, my point is-
01:00:36.420 What size does she wear?
01:00:37.200 Look, look, look.
01:00:38.120 My point is that these guys are evil fucks and they truly are evil.
01:00:44.360 And they say, oh, we're for open society.
01:00:47.280 And far left people think, oh yeah, free.
01:00:50.300 No.
01:00:51.300 They think no morals, no structure.
01:00:53.420 Their slogan is out of chaos comes order.
01:00:55.640 Like, dude, these people are trying to, what they've done in this country for the last two
01:01:00.820 years, that is globalist agenda shit.
01:01:03.020 All right?
01:01:04.340 Letting the criminals out of jail, making the crime rates go crazy, ruining cities.
01:01:09.380 All of this shit is intentional and it comes from this agenda and people, the mass migration
01:01:16.320 happening at the Southern border.
01:01:17.820 People don't realize that in order to remove the national identity of a country, you must
01:01:24.460 infiltrate it with many people who do not share the same ideological beliefs.
01:01:28.760 And then it waters down the national identity.
01:01:31.260 And so when you think about what their agenda is, which is total global unity on their agenda,
01:01:36.520 because that sounds good, right?
01:01:38.000 Like we should have unity and peace globally.
01:01:39.740 That sounds good.
01:01:40.480 I agree.
01:01:41.560 But the way they want to do it is not a nice way of doing it.
01:01:45.340 It's not like us men as leaders, like Trump would like to do, sit down with Putin and Z and
01:01:51.660 say, okay, look, I respect the fact that you're Russian and you love Russia people.
01:01:56.020 And I love American people.
01:01:57.860 So how do we not blow the fuck out of each other, you know, and kill everybody in the,
01:02:01.820 well, I guess, blow each other.
01:02:03.040 That'd be kind of weird.
01:02:03.760 Yeah.
01:02:03.980 But maybe not, maybe not in the new world order.
01:02:06.220 Maybe that's a custom over there.
01:02:07.420 I don't know.
01:02:07.900 DJ.
01:02:08.240 But my point is, my point is, is like, dude, there, there, there's two different kinds
01:02:13.420 of ways to accomplish this.
01:02:14.880 One is through, uh, having discussions and understanding national identities and respecting them.
01:02:20.280 And then the other one is, uh, dilute entire countries by allowing mass amounts of
01:02:26.100 migrants, demoralizing society by making every single thing that is acceptable in society
01:02:33.220 backwards.
01:02:34.380 Men or women, women or men, uh, you know, up is down.
01:02:38.580 Yeah.
01:02:39.040 Right.
01:02:39.340 Destroy objectives.
01:02:40.300 True.
01:02:41.160 Yeah.
01:02:41.560 Because if they destroy truth, how can there be national identity?
01:02:44.940 And if there's no national identity, then it's easy for them to accomplish what they're
01:02:49.020 trying to accomplish.
01:02:49.960 And so people, the media, you have to understand is on the side of the globalists.
01:02:55.220 So when they see Trump going out and talking to Putin and talking to Z and talking to,
01:02:59.960 uh, uh, Kim Jong-un that when, when they do that and they, they, they bastardize Trump
01:03:08.560 for doing these things, the reason they're so hard on them is because what he's doing is
01:03:13.300 the anti-agenda for them and people don't really, people can't connect those two, those,
01:03:18.140 those dots together.
01:03:19.020 Right.
01:03:19.740 Like they see it as, Oh, Trump's buddies with Putin.
01:03:23.780 He must be evil.
01:03:24.880 Well, we just found out two weeks ago, literally a week before these missiles started getting
01:03:30.160 fired that Hillary Clinton and her team made up, made up out of thin air, the Trump collusion
01:03:38.020 narrative.
01:03:38.520 They made it up.
01:03:39.360 Okay.
01:03:39.800 So if their goal was to make Trump to look like shit, how bad do they got to make Russia
01:03:44.380 look too?
01:03:45.160 Right.
01:03:46.000 And, and, and nobody's even, I don't, I don't even, it is amazing how they can fucking just
01:03:50.040 make that story go away.
01:03:51.320 Yeah.
01:03:51.940 Well, I mean, literally though, the whole fucking media, I mean, if that, if that was
01:03:55.160 inverse, they didn't cover it just like they didn't cover a Biden's laptop, Hunter Biden's
01:04:00.000 laptop right before the election, which just kind of swept over it, huh?
01:04:04.040 Which happened to be tied to Ukraine.
01:04:05.260 No, no, no.
01:04:05.580 That's, that's what's going on right now.
01:04:06.980 No, I understand most people don't know it because most people think that story is fake,
01:04:11.660 but, but I mean, okay.
01:04:12.940 So here's the thing, guys, Hunter Biden laptop.
01:04:15.940 That's real.
01:04:17.140 Okay.
01:04:17.600 Russia collusion.
01:04:18.400 The thing you heard for six years about Trump and Russia, Trump, Russia, Trump.
01:04:21.880 That's fake.
01:04:22.760 Right.
01:04:23.640 So flip that over in your mind.
01:04:25.960 And there's a connecting dot here.
01:04:27.940 Hillary Clinton.
01:04:29.080 Okay.
01:04:29.780 She created the narrative for the one story that stuck around for six years.
01:04:32.940 It wasn't just her.
01:04:33.700 Hold on.
01:04:34.240 Through the fucking media.
01:04:35.260 Right.
01:04:35.580 She obviously has a trigger in there that she can drive into the media that causes it
01:04:38.700 to go.
01:04:39.260 And when her story comes up, it goes away.
01:04:41.300 So she's, she's, she's warmongering right now for this war.
01:04:45.780 And she even said two days ago, she came out and said, anybody who's not for this war should
01:04:51.480 be called out as a traitor.
01:04:52.840 Like, dude, you're a traitor.
01:04:56.800 Wouldn't it be weird if Kim Jong-un ends up saving the world?
01:05:00.380 Oh, bro.
01:05:01.140 Right.
01:05:01.360 Like he's just like, obviously power hungry and control and evil piece of shit in his own
01:05:07.040 right.
01:05:07.420 But when he looks at the world economic forum and all their stuff, he's like, no, that's
01:05:12.380 not going to work for me.
01:05:13.240 So he takes all them out, but ends up like saving all of us.
01:05:17.260 Wear a red, white, and blue flag.
01:05:18.620 Kim, why'd you save America?
01:05:21.240 I know most people are going to hear this and probably disagree.
01:05:26.100 I think there's a high likelihood of something like that happening.
01:05:30.200 I think there's a high likelihood of the people that we thought were the fucking bad guys actually
01:05:35.280 hammering these global economic forum people.
01:05:37.760 Yeah.
01:05:37.960 And when you get two bad guys who aren't on the same team, even if two bad guys are on
01:05:43.460 the same team, an evil, corrupt person, they're not going to be loyal to anybody, sometimes
01:05:50.280 not even their own children.
01:05:51.420 So when you get a Kim Jong-un and the opposing force of a Klaus Schwab or whatever it is,
01:05:57.680 like bad guys eat each other up.
01:06:00.060 Yeah.
01:06:00.240 You know, you look at the, you watch the mafia movies, like cool.
01:06:04.140 The heads of the mob will take each other out eventually.
01:06:08.380 So let the bad guys take out the bad guys is a real thing.
01:06:12.080 Lori Leifold's got a bigger dick than them.
01:06:13.800 You know what I mean?
01:06:14.500 They're Italian.
01:06:15.320 She does.
01:06:16.100 Bro, I, I, I really think, I think that's, what's playing out that we're not hearing.
01:06:23.080 I really do.
01:06:24.100 I think, I think this has been going on like, dude, do you think Trump just figured out
01:06:28.400 about the globalists last week?
01:06:30.560 Right.
01:06:31.300 Bro, he knew why he run, run for president during the swamp.
01:06:34.600 I know.
01:06:34.860 But if you look back at a lot of the things he did, knowing what is considered to be pretty
01:06:39.660 much public knowledge now, a lot of the things he did make a lot more sense, you know?
01:06:44.660 And so I think people have to really, I think you guys listening, you have to really take
01:06:50.760 a step back and ask yourself, what do you actually really know?
01:06:55.200 What do you really know?
01:06:56.600 Like, have you ever met Putin?
01:06:58.560 Have you ever watched the speech of Putin?
01:07:00.520 Have you ever met fucking Z?
01:07:01.860 Have you ever watched the speech of Z?
01:07:03.640 Have you ever met Kim Jong-un?
01:07:05.220 Do you really, what do you know about him?
01:07:06.480 What you really know about him is this is from the same people who are on TV right now,
01:07:12.020 screaming for us to send our fucking kids to fight a war that does not have any fucking
01:07:17.380 thing to do with America.
01:07:19.020 One of the things that scares the human mind the most, just generally speaking, is mystery.
01:07:27.160 Familiarity and uncertainty comforts us.
01:07:30.660 But mystery, like saying, we don't know what's going to happen.
01:07:33.940 We don't know what's behind that corner.
01:07:35.880 We don't know the dark.
01:07:37.600 We're afraid of it because there's a mystery.
01:07:39.600 So in order to anesthetize people's fears, a lot of times they will reactively cling to
01:07:47.120 a sense of certainty built completely out of falsehood by like, cool, let me listen to
01:07:52.060 what the media says.
01:07:53.360 It's probably true just because all they want to do is feel less fear.
01:07:58.040 So give me a sense of certainty.
01:07:59.460 But the level of, quite honestly, courage it takes to stand in the truth of the mystery
01:08:05.980 of saying like, I don't really know what's going on.
01:08:09.440 I don't know if I'm ever going to know what's going on in my lifetime, but that's way more
01:08:15.740 honest than clinging to complete bullshit that makes my fears feel a little bit less.
01:08:24.120 Like, I don't know what the truth is, but I know it ain't fucking that.
01:08:26.580 Well, I'll tell you, JP, and that's a great point.
01:08:28.460 You know, I think one of the best growth periods that I've had personally in my life is
01:08:32.220 really living just that, you know, understanding that truth is the undefeated champion of the
01:08:36.580 world.
01:08:37.320 And just because I have an opinion on something doesn't mean that I know, you know, and really
01:08:41.720 start really with arguing and impatience and understanding like, maybe I'm wrong.
01:08:46.720 You know, like maybe I've been lied to, maybe I believe something that's not true.
01:08:49.880 And then having the humility to be able to check that down.
01:08:52.440 I've grown a lot as a human just in that little lesson that you just explained has been one
01:08:56.900 of the best things that's happened to me in life because I had to let go of what I thought
01:09:01.000 was correct and maybe go experience so I could make a judgment on what I know is to be true.
01:09:05.440 And that piece, man, like when you start talking about who is telling you the narrative, and
01:09:10.620 we know that those people are also prone to telling you fucking lie after lie after lie
01:09:14.820 after lie.
01:09:15.680 Sell in a day.
01:09:17.100 They went from abusing the fuck out of everybody to this new thing in a day.
01:09:21.640 No, but there are people out there who say, well, you know, Andy Fursell, you're a fuck.
01:09:24.880 I can't believe you would fucking side with Putin.
01:09:26.680 I can't believe you would fucking say that you're a fucking like that piece of it.
01:09:29.860 And it's like, well, hang tight, hang tight for just five minutes here.
01:09:33.740 You know, like check yourself down and just look at the puzzle pieces and put them together
01:09:37.300 for a second.
01:09:38.560 Those people have lied to us, all of us for the last two years, which leads me to believe
01:09:42.840 they've been lying to us for the last 20.
01:09:44.200 We're just now catching up to it because social allows us to fucking spread that information
01:09:48.500 real quick.
01:09:49.280 They used to be the control of the information.
01:09:51.420 They had the fucking throttle faster, slower, you know, black, whatever the fuck they wanted
01:09:55.620 to tell us.
01:09:56.040 And they're still trying with censorship and all of that.
01:09:57.420 They're still trying.
01:09:58.120 And their own creation has become their own doing.
01:10:00.660 That's right.
01:10:01.160 And you know what is, and we, as the people, like as bad as social media can be in one
01:10:05.540 regard, like there's a, there's a pathway of information that we're, we have access
01:10:09.640 to whether we choose to dig it and look at or look at it and read it and understand it.
01:10:14.540 That's, that's on the individual, but see, as lazy Americans, we go back to the TV and we
01:10:18.560 want to fucking, you know, we want to just, whatever they tell us is the truth, but learning
01:10:22.380 to understand that, like maybe they're lying and maybe I should go do a little homework.
01:10:25.800 Maybe what I do know or think to be true, maybe isn't true and go explore that, man.
01:10:30.660 It's a lot of fucking understanding in life just through that little lens.
01:10:34.080 So I just wanted to, I did, my life was changed through that little, that little piece that
01:10:40.300 you just explained, I think was one of the best things that I grew as a man.
01:10:43.500 And with all the BS and tyranny in the world right now, one perspective I have is gratitude
01:10:51.280 for it because Luke Skywalker needs Darth Vader.
01:10:55.660 Like you need a formidable opponent in order for your strength, your, your soul to really
01:11:03.180 manifest.
01:11:03.920 So it's like we, you know, in order to not outsource our truth anymore, to strengthen
01:11:10.020 our resolve, to be in touch with our inner truth, follow our hearts, follow our own critical
01:11:14.500 thinking.
01:11:15.260 We need a lot of resistance on the outside and we have that.
01:11:18.680 So it's like the, the Jedi is not really going to become the Jedi unless there's the
01:11:23.260 formidable opponent, Darth Vader.
01:11:25.140 Yeah.
01:11:25.580 You're not born with courage.
01:11:26.820 You get the opportunity to, to, to, to show it.
01:11:29.320 Correct.
01:11:29.960 So I think we're living in a special time where we have more opportunity to become stronger,
01:11:35.740 better self-actualized humans than we would have.
01:11:38.820 Like if we were alive right now in like 1967 or just two years ago, right?
01:11:44.880 Two years ago, we'd be sitting here talking about this cat for 30 minutes, making quippy
01:11:49.100 one-liners.
01:11:49.720 Yeah.
01:11:50.060 You know, now, you know, I, I feel this, I feel this is legitimately, and I, I, I'm not
01:11:58.980 overstating how I feel about this.
01:12:00.580 I feel this is legitimately the most important time that's ever existed in human history ever,
01:12:05.700 ever.
01:12:06.200 And people say, ever, how could that be?
01:12:09.460 Well, because if, if they get what they want, we all become technology slaves and they can
01:12:17.660 turn on and turn off our life at will.
01:12:20.200 And that's never been an actual possibility before because that technology never existed.
01:12:25.260 So now these people have developed weaponized technology to literally control the planet
01:12:33.000 to whatever level they deem they want to.
01:12:36.940 And it's ready to go.
01:12:37.740 Yeah.
01:12:38.040 So, so the thing is, is if we lose this movement and we lose this freedom now, the chances of
01:12:45.040 ever recovering it are, are, are, are very difficult.
01:12:48.160 Way more than it's ever been before.
01:12:49.660 Yeah.
01:12:49.960 You know, an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
01:12:52.540 And I just imagine 200 years ago for a society, people to free themselves from tyranny, it
01:13:01.900 took a lot.
01:13:02.780 But if you look at, like you said, the, the technology that's being weaponized, a level
01:13:07.080 of control that can infiltrate on people, like controlling people from the inside out, that's
01:13:14.200 how, how do you, how does a massive population free themselves from that?
01:13:20.260 And how long does that take?
01:13:21.620 Well, I'll tell you this, it's about stepping out in the real world.
01:13:24.080 You know what I'm saying?
01:13:24.540 Because like, that's the thing, everything that, all this, this negative shit only exists,
01:13:29.040 all the racism, right?
01:13:30.480 It all exists right here on this little fucking device.
01:13:32.280 When you step out into that real world, like we've done it multiple times, right?
01:13:35.200 Like we go to Vegas, um, and we, we meet these just real average people, right?
01:13:39.520 Like not average in the means of like, you know, mediocre, regular fucking people.
01:13:43.720 You know what I'm saying?
01:13:44.280 And you, and you talk to them like, Oh shit.
01:13:46.960 Oh, you don't hate me.
01:13:48.160 You know what I'm saying?
01:13:48.660 Oh, you don't think I'm going to rob you.
01:13:50.080 You know what I'm saying?
01:13:50.600 Like, or, or, or you got to step out into reality.
01:13:54.100 And I think the more we do that, you know, you don't buy those fucking metagogy.
01:13:57.980 You know what I'm saying?
01:13:58.340 You stay away from that type of shit.
01:13:59.640 You get back to just this, right?
01:14:01.720 Like, you know, drinking beers in the garage or however you want to fucking describe it.
01:14:04.980 That's how you prevent that in my opinion.
01:14:06.580 I think another thing too, man, is that people, I think you're right, by the way, there has
01:14:12.500 to be a rejection of, on an individual level of the tools that are being put onto us.
01:14:19.980 No matter the convenience.
01:14:21.140 Yeah.
01:14:21.380 I agree.
01:14:21.940 Yeah.
01:14:22.180 Like, dude, I, if I had kids, which I don't have any, but there's no fucking way they'd
01:14:25.960 be in the metaverse at all.
01:14:27.400 Like I probably wouldn't even have a video, video game console.
01:14:30.080 I'd make them go outside and do shit.
01:14:31.920 Um, but I feel like.
01:14:36.580 The scenario right now is so crucial because I, I, I really, truly feel like, dude, we
01:14:45.080 have a chance where we can either be totally free, like independent of all this manipulation
01:14:50.460 that we've had our entire lives, uh, independent of the big lie.
01:14:56.080 And they say, Oh, the big lie is the, no, the big lie is that all reality is the way they
01:15:01.280 say it is.
01:15:01.840 Yeah.
01:15:02.220 Cause that's not true.
01:15:03.080 No.
01:15:03.720 And this is an illusion of freedom.
01:15:05.180 Yeah, it is.
01:15:06.260 It's a fucking illusion of freedom, bro.
01:15:08.520 And so what we have to understand is that we are at a pivot point.
01:15:12.080 Whereas if everybody would get with the program of what's and try to try to really grasp what
01:15:19.360 is happening and not look at it like, Oh, other people are going to solve it.
01:15:22.900 We'll be okay back in another year or two.
01:15:25.220 We won't.
01:15:26.240 It's going to take everybody to get involved.
01:15:28.120 It's going to take everybody to personally reject what's happening and to really think
01:15:32.680 and learn and not just dismiss people as crazy or conspiracy or this or that.
01:15:39.060 Like this shit is actually happening.
01:15:40.920 They brag about it happening.
01:15:44.140 And they laugh at the people that comply with it as stupid fucks.
01:15:47.300 You know what I'm saying?
01:15:48.240 Like when they sit around and have their little private talks and Klaus Schwab's taking off
01:15:52.580 his fucking emperor uniform.
01:15:53.900 I can promise you he's looking at his homies and saying, I cannot fucking believe these people
01:15:58.400 are fucking doing this shit.
01:15:59.480 They are doing this.
01:16:00.460 Yeah.
01:16:00.740 Yeah.
01:16:01.020 Yeah.
01:16:01.240 That was my best work on that one.
01:16:04.040 Okay.
01:16:04.340 Yeah.
01:16:05.320 You kind of look like Klaus Schwab with if shave the beard, you've got the bald head going.
01:16:10.280 Bro, listen, I'll tell you that.
01:16:11.020 I'll take his credit score.
01:16:12.140 I'll take that.
01:16:13.460 I wouldn't mind that.
01:16:15.280 I guarantee it's fucking amazing.
01:16:17.380 All right, guys, our final segment of the show, our thumbs up segment.
01:16:22.040 So JP, I know this is your first time.
01:16:24.120 We'll be gentle.
01:16:25.700 But we show a headline and it's either going to get two thumbs up, meaning you like it, you
01:16:29.980 love it, or it's going to get two thumbs in the butt because it's fucking terrible.
01:16:33.000 So that's our thumbs up.
01:16:34.100 That's how that works.
01:16:35.460 And with that being-
01:16:36.020 Only one thumb in the butt is okay.
01:16:37.340 Yeah.
01:16:37.880 Yeah.
01:16:38.260 Well, you could do one thumb up, one thumb in the butt.
01:16:41.000 You can do that too.
01:16:41.560 Stay neutral.
01:16:42.360 Be inclusive to all the orifices.
01:16:44.260 Yeah, that's right.
01:16:44.960 Exactly.
01:16:46.220 We need hashtags.
01:16:47.820 Hashtag orifices.
01:16:48.140 Hashtag drive the bus.
01:16:49.320 Yeah.
01:16:50.020 Drive the bus.
01:16:52.220 Grab your stick and twist it.
01:16:53.320 All right.
01:16:54.000 Only real dirt bags will get that one.
01:16:57.440 All right.
01:16:58.000 Our thumbs up headline is, Florida man blames Putin for why he was speeding during traffic
01:17:06.120 stop.
01:17:06.740 I mean, he's guilty of everything else.
01:17:08.680 I'm saying we might as well, might as well go.
01:17:10.620 It doesn't surprise me if this comes out of Florida.
01:17:12.380 I'll be honest.
01:17:13.460 So a Florida man who was pulled over for speeding during the traffic stop last week attempted
01:17:18.060 to place blame on Russian President Vladimir Putin.
01:17:21.200 The authority said the unidentified driver was pulled over by Flagler County deputy in Palm
01:17:26.420 Coast last Thursday for allegedly running a stop sign and going 50 in a 30.
01:17:31.480 The deputy said in body cam footage released by the Flagler County Sheriff's Department
01:17:35.320 on Tuesday, according to the body cam footage.
01:17:38.160 I don't have.
01:17:39.360 Oh, come on, dude.
01:17:40.460 You're fired.
01:17:41.380 According to the footage, though, the man gave the deputy a myriad of reasons as to why he
01:17:46.380 was speeding, including that he just got the car, was trying to get it out of sport
01:17:49.460 mode.
01:17:49.920 Quote, you know, all the normal shit Andy said multiple times when he's got pulled over
01:17:53.440 for speeding.
01:17:54.580 But he said, quote, I just found out that Putin just said he's going to launch nuclear
01:17:58.860 thermal war against the world.
01:18:00.320 And I was trying to get back to my house to find out what was going on.
01:18:03.100 The man said, I'm freaking out.
01:18:06.460 Needless to say, he got a fucking ticket.
01:18:07.900 So Debbie did not buy it.
01:18:10.180 Bro, I let him go.
01:18:11.780 That's great.
01:18:12.480 I probably would have let him go.
01:18:13.520 Back when you were a cop, what would you have done?
01:18:15.080 I probably I mean, let's be honest, you never pulled on anybody or too lazy.
01:18:18.240 No, I pulled some people over.
01:18:21.540 Yeah, no, I probably would have gave him a ticket.
01:18:23.260 Yeah, really?
01:18:24.180 Yeah, for sure.
01:18:25.000 You're mean.
01:18:25.720 I mean, listen, I say two thumbs up, man.
01:18:28.000 I think that's a great excuse for effort.
01:18:30.640 I feel like there's only two things to do during a traffic stop.
01:18:33.080 Just fucking admit it and say, listen, I'm sorry.
01:18:35.280 Or come up with.
01:18:36.120 I mean, that's trying to get an A for effort.
01:18:38.340 Well, who's the expert of getting out of traffic stops?
01:18:40.180 I mean, hey, listen.
01:18:41.340 No, no, no.
01:18:42.260 Who's the king?
01:18:43.640 I'm assuming myself.
01:18:44.900 No, no, no.
01:18:45.300 You think you, but I'm assuming me.
01:18:46.860 Okay, well, how fucking fast was the fastest you ever got pulled over and got out?
01:18:51.200 Well, you're welcome.
01:18:51.760 I got you out of that.
01:18:52.540 You did not get me out of that.
01:18:53.740 Yeah, I did.
01:18:54.940 You did not get me out of that.
01:18:56.240 That is a story in and of itself.
01:18:58.340 It was a great fucking story.
01:18:59.700 So Andrew and I, we were, it's 2016?
01:19:02.120 Yeah, 15 or something.
01:19:03.060 2015, 2016, we're on an exotic car rally, okay?
01:19:06.280 It's like a cannonball run, gold rush rally is what it's called.
01:19:09.560 And we went out in Chicago the night before we were hungover shit.
01:19:13.160 And we're cruising, we're going to Cleveland.
01:19:16.440 Not a very great city.
01:19:18.040 Great people, not a great city.
01:19:19.800 Maybe now.
01:19:21.020 Maybe.
01:19:21.880 And we were cruising and we're on a back stretch, okay?
01:19:24.380 So about halfway through, this is when Andrew and I were maybe not in as good as physical
01:19:28.820 shape as we could have been.
01:19:30.340 And we were hungover and we were on a six hour ride.
01:19:34.040 And about four hours in, we passed the Hardee's.
01:19:36.820 We decided to take his brand new Lamborghini Aventador Liberty Walk.
01:19:42.420 Through Hardee's.
01:19:43.000 Through Hardee's.
01:19:43.500 Yeah.
01:19:44.240 And we proceeded to eat Hardee's and drive down the highway at excessive speeds.
01:19:48.240 Yeah, 170 miles an hour.
01:19:51.620 So we're coming over this bank and we're sweeping down through.
01:19:54.960 Now we're low on gas.
01:19:55.820 We got no gas.
01:19:56.920 We got to pee like I do right now.
01:19:58.220 We got Hardee's all over the car and we're hungover.
01:20:01.500 And all we want to do is go get another beer because that's what you do when you're hungover,
01:20:04.400 right?
01:20:04.880 And I remember, I mean, I remember this, we're turning, we're coming over this hill, blind
01:20:08.440 hill.
01:20:08.740 He was in the shade.
01:20:09.720 He was in the shade underneath the bridge, man.
01:20:11.500 And Andrew's fucking hammering down this hill.
01:20:13.420 And I'm like, fuck, cop, cop, cop, cop, cop.
01:20:16.500 And he's fucking slams on the brakes.
01:20:17.900 Bro, the slowest I could do.
01:20:18.500 You know how like you slam on the brakes, you hope you're within the range.
01:20:20.980 There's no drugs in here.
01:20:22.760 When I went by that cop, I was doing 155 miles an hour.
01:20:27.260 We were still hustling.
01:20:28.440 You know what I'm saying?
01:20:29.000 He got it on radar.
01:20:30.480 Okay.
01:20:31.340 And, you know, fuck, fuck, you know, motherfucker.
01:20:34.820 You know what I mean?
01:20:35.060 I told him, I'm like, we are going to jail.
01:20:36.980 Hold my fucking fries, man.
01:20:38.080 Fuck.
01:20:38.580 When Andrew hit the brakes, I had a Diet Coke between, Diet Coke.
01:20:41.840 I had a Diet Coke between my feet.
01:20:43.140 He fucking hits.
01:20:43.800 Well, you're going that fast.
01:20:44.560 And he touches the brakes.
01:20:45.480 The fucking Coke spilled on the floor.
01:20:47.280 There's fucking Hardee's boxes and fries and shit all over the car.
01:20:51.260 And, you know, he pulls over and he's like, what the fuck are you going to do?
01:20:53.200 And I'm like, fuck, I don't fucking know.
01:20:54.800 Go to sleep.
01:20:55.240 Go to sleep.
01:20:55.680 No, literally, we're having this conversation.
01:20:57.260 I'm like, tell him we got to pee.
01:20:58.600 You know, we got to pee.
01:20:59.120 And so, you know, like, it's so fucking stupid.
01:21:02.500 He walks up to the car and he walks all the way around the car.
01:21:05.480 So, like, he comes up from behind.
01:21:07.520 He walks around the passenger side, around the front.
01:21:09.900 He's looking at the whole car.
01:21:11.540 Pulls up, comes up to the window.
01:21:13.540 And I roll the window down.
01:21:15.140 I look at him and he goes, you're going a little fast there.
01:21:19.000 And I go, man, I know you're not going to believe this, but I got to pee real fucking bad.
01:21:25.740 See, what happened was.
01:21:27.600 Bro, for real.
01:21:28.620 So, he's like, license and registration.
01:21:31.240 And I'm talking about, like, Super Trooper style at this point.
01:21:33.300 Oh, yeah.
01:21:33.980 And so, you know, we go in there and he's like, license, insurance, and registration.
01:21:38.600 So, I'm digging through the global house.
01:21:39.720 I had none of that.
01:21:40.360 No insurance card.
01:21:41.280 Yeah.
01:21:41.560 Okay.
01:21:42.220 Wrong plates on the car.
01:21:43.460 Typical Andrew Fursella.
01:21:44.480 Yeah, right.
01:21:44.880 No fucking insurance card.
01:21:46.240 The do-work plate at the time registered to a totally different fucking car.
01:21:50.420 So, the guy runs the plate.
01:21:51.980 Doesn't match the car.
01:21:53.240 No insurance card.
01:21:54.560 Motherfucker doesn't have his license.
01:21:56.140 Oh, fuck.
01:21:56.660 Okay.
01:21:57.360 We got to pee.
01:21:58.560 We're going 155 miles an hour around the corner.
01:22:01.320 You're about to lose your job.
01:22:02.980 Oh, bro.
01:22:03.420 He's like, he comes back up to the car.
01:22:05.120 He's like, go down there in the bushes.
01:22:06.640 No, no, no.
01:22:06.980 That's not what he said.
01:22:07.780 This is how I knew we were getting out of it.
01:22:09.700 He goes, he looks at the car and he goes, this is a Liberty Walk.
01:22:15.420 And there's only six Liberty Walks.
01:22:18.080 And I go, yeah.
01:22:20.220 And he goes, man, I didn't even, I'd never seen one of these.
01:22:22.960 And I said, yeah, no one has.
01:22:24.480 And he's like, go pee over there.
01:22:26.720 When I went over there and peed, I knew for sure we were getting out of it because he knew
01:22:29.860 cars.
01:22:30.400 Did you actually pee though?
01:22:31.600 Oh, yeah.
01:22:32.120 Fuck yeah.
01:22:32.400 We were down in a corner peeing and we're like, I think we're going to get out of it,
01:22:35.200 dude.
01:22:35.280 Fuck.
01:22:35.760 So, I remember now I'm getting a better vision.
01:22:38.500 So, my door was up and the doors in that car go straight up.
01:22:41.500 And he comes around.
01:22:42.140 Didn't he make fun of us for eating hard?
01:22:43.280 He sticks his head in there.
01:22:43.980 And he goes, you guys are eating fucking Hardee's in this car?
01:22:46.420 We're like, yep.
01:22:48.760 I think even Andrew's like, we had a long night, man.
01:22:51.300 And that's when he came around and he's like, go pee down there.
01:22:54.600 And I remember Andrew and I were down there peeing.
01:22:55.920 And he's like, I think we're going to get out of this.
01:22:57.660 Like, he's like, you think?
01:22:58.740 And I'm like, fuck, I don't know if I think.
01:23:00.200 We were either going to jail or we were getting free.
01:23:02.440 And so, we go up and we were telling him we were going.
01:23:05.120 We got to go to Ritz Carlton tonight.
01:23:06.220 You know, we're coming down.
01:23:06.760 Hey, come down.
01:23:07.360 Bring kids.
01:23:08.020 Show them the car.
01:23:08.700 You know, go through the thing.
01:23:09.280 He's like, listen, I'm going to let you go on one condition.
01:23:14.000 And we're like, holy fuck.
01:23:15.180 He's like, I'm going to go back to my car.
01:23:17.900 I'm going to grab my phone.
01:23:19.300 And when you take off, I want you to stay on the gas as long as you fucking can until
01:23:23.060 you go over the crest of that hill.
01:23:24.080 I want to get a video of it.
01:23:25.020 That's fucking awesome.
01:23:26.460 And he was awesome.
01:23:27.600 Dude, he fucking put a picture on.
01:23:28.920 It's on my social media, like one of the original posts.
01:23:31.080 And it's a picture from him in the cop car with the radar gun and the Lamborghini, the
01:23:35.340 first form Lamborghini sitting up front.
01:23:36.880 And the title was caught a big fish today.
01:23:39.040 It was awesome.
01:23:39.740 And we took off and dude showed up.
01:23:42.020 We had a beer with him.
01:23:42.820 The dude came down to the Ritz Carlton later on that night with his son to see all the cars.
01:23:46.400 And we hung out, I had a beer with him.
01:23:47.480 It was awesome.
01:23:48.920 But hey, sometimes you just got to tell the truth.
01:23:51.320 Well, that guy would have been good.
01:23:52.420 Dude, we were caught.
01:23:54.560 There ain't no getting out of that.
01:23:55.580 No, man.
01:23:56.240 I don't care when Putin's stacking.
01:23:57.700 We ain't getting out of that.
01:23:58.680 No, it was Putin's fault.
01:24:00.860 Fucking Putin.
01:24:02.740 Well, at that time, it would have been Putin's fault.
01:24:04.540 I give this guy thumbs up, man.
01:24:06.960 Creativity.
01:24:07.880 Sometimes you got to think on your feet.
01:24:09.380 A for effort.
01:24:10.100 I got the video.
01:24:10.640 I'm going thumbs down.
01:24:12.100 Here's why.
01:24:14.060 Florida man.
01:24:15.000 He doesn't live up to Florida man's legacy.
01:24:17.340 I mean, this is, it's not, it's too tame for a Florida man.
01:24:21.200 I feel disappointed.
01:24:21.980 Like, I want a Florida man headline, like a guy kills an alligator with his own wife
01:24:27.220 or however he does it.
01:24:28.420 Yeah.
01:24:29.000 So.
01:24:29.780 If he was naked, like that would be.
01:24:31.560 Or if he had like an alligator in the car.
01:24:33.520 Yeah.
01:24:34.500 That would be appropriate.
01:24:35.280 The alligator's got to pee.
01:24:36.440 Yeah.
01:24:37.220 Yeah.
01:24:37.480 And the alligator was driving.
01:24:39.140 He's got to pee.
01:24:39.980 You got a good point there.
01:24:40.780 I might change my, I might have to go one up, one down.
01:24:43.240 One up, one down.
01:24:44.160 Yeah.
01:24:44.360 You got the video?
01:24:45.340 Here's the video.
01:24:45.900 Franklin County, a deputy pulling over a driver for speeding and wait until you hear the
01:24:50.240 excuse he gave for his lead foot.
01:24:53.340 Tell you the truth, guy.
01:24:54.800 I just found out that Putin has just said he's going to launch a nuclear thermal war against
01:25:01.780 the world.
01:25:02.540 I was trying to get back to my house to find out what's going on.
01:25:05.200 No, he needs acting lessons.
01:25:08.900 I don't know.
01:25:09.440 I give him two thumbs up now.
01:25:10.420 I like the video.
01:25:11.220 I don't know.
01:25:11.780 Listen.
01:25:12.420 I like him better after that.
01:25:13.580 Yeah.
01:25:13.700 Yeah.
01:25:13.900 I like him better.
01:25:14.400 But we got to work on that.
01:25:15.860 We got to work on that delivery.
01:25:17.120 I'll tell you the truth.
01:25:17.780 Yeah.
01:25:18.460 Fucking Putin, all right?
01:25:20.500 I like it.
01:25:21.460 I like it.
01:25:21.740 I give him two thumbs up on that one.
01:25:23.160 Oh, man.
01:25:24.140 All right.
01:25:24.360 So we got two thumbs up.
01:25:25.180 Si, what you got?
01:25:25.800 I give him two thumbs up.
01:25:26.580 I like A for effort, man.
01:25:27.580 You got to try.
01:25:28.600 It's either the truth or you got to try like hell.
01:25:30.060 I love it.
01:25:30.540 JP, what you doing?
01:25:31.240 Who's to say that's not true?
01:25:32.900 I'll go thumbs down.
01:25:34.060 Okay.
01:25:34.460 All right.
01:25:34.800 I got to go.
01:25:35.640 Contrarian.
01:25:35.900 Yeah.
01:25:36.220 I love it.
01:25:36.860 It's the red hair.
01:25:37.840 Yeah.
01:25:38.120 No shit.
01:25:40.520 Well, guys, that's all I got, man.
01:25:44.180 Guys, pay the fee.
01:25:46.520 The fee is very simple.
01:25:47.980 Don't forget.
01:25:48.720 You just listened to the show.
01:25:49.740 Please share the show.
01:25:50.820 Okay.
01:25:51.820 JP, bro, thanks so much for coming on, man.
01:25:54.780 Hell yeah.
01:25:55.240 And guys, thank you for having me.
01:25:57.200 It's so much fun.
01:25:57.700 Yeah.
01:25:57.900 It's such a joy connecting with y'all.
01:26:00.300 I mean, beautiful being on team humanity with you.
01:26:03.780 So great to finally connect in person.
01:26:05.660 Likewise.
01:26:06.140 Are you doing a tour right now?
01:26:08.240 Yeah.
01:26:08.540 I'm at my tours kind of like never ending.
01:26:10.780 I'm now, now that I've got a son at home, I've had to create boundaries on my tour.
01:26:16.240 So two weekends a month, I'm on the road doing comedy shows.
01:26:19.260 Where can people find out, find you at best place?
01:26:21.920 My website, awaken with JP.com.
01:26:24.680 Cool.
01:26:25.000 And you guys, if you're not following JP, you should.
01:26:27.060 He's hilarious.
01:26:27.660 He's got amazing content and it always has a great message to it too.
01:26:31.220 And that's one of the things I always appreciate about everything that you do.
01:26:33.460 There's a lot of people that are funny.
01:26:35.520 There's not a lot of people that mix it with actual things that benefit people.
01:26:39.140 So it's one of the things I always appreciate about you.
01:26:41.320 Right on.
01:26:41.840 Thank you, bro.
01:26:42.240 So that's the show, guys.
01:26:44.040 Don't forget to share it.
01:26:45.300 I'll see you next time.
01:26:46.040 Yeah.
01:26:47.140 Went from sleeping on the floor.
01:26:48.780 Now my jewelry box froze.
01:26:50.520 Fuck a pole.
01:26:51.300 Fuck a stole.
01:26:52.140 Counted millions in the code.
01:26:53.840 Bad bitch.
01:26:54.660 Booty swole.
01:26:55.500 Got her on bankroll.
01:26:57.140 Can't fold.
01:26:58.020 Doesn't know.
01:26:58.820 Headshot.
01:26:59.660 Case closed.
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