327. Andy & DJ CTI： Highland Park Parade Shooting, In Mourning After Roe V. Wade & Transgender Monkeys
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In this episode of The Realists, DJ and Andy are joined by Joe back from his trip to Branson, Missouri. Joe talks about his trip, and how he failed to get an old timey photo of himself.
Transcript
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What is up guys, it's Andy Purcelli and this is the show for the realists, say goodbye
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to the lies, the fakes and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality.
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And we got Joe back from his Missouri vacation to Branson.
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Now, if you're from Missouri and you go to Branson, there are two things that qualify
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How do you go to Branson for a fucking week and not get an old timey photo?
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Bro, did you have an oversized turkey leg to eat?
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But I did country fried steak and fucking cobbler.
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So if this is your first time listening, this is Real AF.
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We have a number of different formats on the show.
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We have today our format is CTI, which is Cruise the Internet, which we're going to throw up some headlines, and then we're going to talk about them.
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We're going to identify the truth of them, and then we're going to talk about the problem that needs to be solved.
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Then you might tune in the next time because you probably laughed your ass off at this show, so you'll tune in next time, right?
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And you'll hear a different kind of show, and it might be like DJ asking me some questions.
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Well, that show is called Q&AF, and that's where you submit the questions, and I give you the Andy Fursella answer.
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For those of you that don't know, I just don't talk shit on the Internet and on the podcast.
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So what I try to do is bestow upon you some of the lessons that I've learned on how to fucking win, okay, so that we can defeat these people on CTI who are trying to keep us from winning.
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Then we have Real Talk, and Real Talk is like what I did on the 4th of July.
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If you haven't listened to that, that's what Real Talk is.
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Then we have Full Length, which is where we bring in a guest.
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The guest is usually one of my friends who is kicking ass, has a unique perspective, has done some amazing things, or doing some amazing things, and we teach them, or I'm sorry, we teach you how you could do the same because these people are all regular people just like you, and that's what we want you to understand and walk away with.
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So, we do have a fee for the show, and don't ask you to buy my shit.
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I don't talk about how you could support me 400 fucking minutes out of a 401-minute show.
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If it makes you laugh, if it taught you something, if it gave you a new perspective, if you think it's a perspective worth sharing,
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And I know that's why some people don't share it, because they're afraid.
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So, have some fucking courage to share the fucking show, or otherwise don't listen.
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The way this show works, I think the part of the magic to this show is, I really don't have the time to dedicate to figuring out what the fuck is going on until I get here in this exact time.
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I think that's an important disclaimer everybody should know.
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You know, like the jackass disclaimers, you know what I'm saying?
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Like, don't stick Hot Wheels up your fucking ass.
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Do you think when selecting the Hot Wheel, they select the one that's like most pointed at the end?
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Or do you think they select like the Mack truck?
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Well, let's get into this, man, because I got some good ones.
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And guys, remember, as always, if you want to see any of these articles, pictures, links, videos, go to AndyFussella.com.
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We'll link them all there for you guys to check them out.
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Headline reads, Highland Park shooting suspect Robert Cremo wore women's clothing, fired over 70 rounds for the cops.
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So the shooter who allegedly opened fire on the Highland Park 4th of July parade was dressed in women's clothing to disguise himself and aid his escape, police said Tuesday.
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He did not fucking wear women's clothing to disguise himself.
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So Robert Cremo, the third, who is 21 years old, is accused of killing six innocent parade goers and injuring at least 30 others after he allegedly climbed onto the roof of a business in the wealthy Chicago suburb on Monday and fired off 70 rounds from an AR-15 style rifle.
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He then ditched the legally purchased weapon on the roof so he could blend in with the crowd after he fled during the chaos.
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Lake County Major Crime Task Force spokesperson Christopher Covelli told a news briefing.
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Cremo was dressed in women's clothing and investigators do believe he did this to conceal his facial tattoos and his identity, Covelli said.
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He was seen on video camera in women's clothing.
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He's an amateur rapper, immediately went to his mother's house nearby and borrowed her car to flee the area, authorities said.
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There was no indication he told his mother what he had just done, Covelli added.
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He remained on the loose for hours after the mass shooting, then was nabbed by police Monday night about five miles from the scene when a bystander spotted his vehicle and alerted 911.
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Now, to what you were alluding, some more information just came out about this young man.
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And this headline reads Breaking Exclusive Information Uncovered Overnight Shows Highland Park Shooter Bobby Cremo is tied to Socialists, Progressives, Antifa and the Occult.
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Now we have information tying Cremo to Progressives, Socialists, Antifa and the Occult.
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Cremo's social network and lifestyle are all related to the progressive movement.
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Cremo has ties to the Democratic Socialists of America, as noted by the tattoo on his neck.
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This is the largest and fastest growing socialist organization in the United States.
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Multiple pictures from his social media profiles.
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You guys, again, can find all of this online, but it goes from Antifa to all of it.
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We do not need to tolerate anti-American people in America.
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I'm all about freedom of to practice your religion.
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But if you live in this motherfucking country and you are a fucking communist and you fucking parade around with this bullshit, you have no place in this country.
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And until we take the offense to them and we start fighting them fucking back, this will continue to happen.
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This person and any person, the guy who drove the car through the people, the subway shooter, the supermarket shooter, the Aldubay shooter, Uvalde shooter, all fucking progressive left.
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These people, and I don't care if you're black.
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I don't care if you were molested when you were a kid.
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These people, if they really want to stop it, guns are not the solution.
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By the way, Governor Pritzker came on TV after all these people just got killed and made a fucking, made it about guns.
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It's about taking these motherfuckers like we did back in the middle fucking ages or in the beginning of America or basically all through America until recent times and holding them accountable to the fucking law.
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People who commit these mass acts of terrorism are not, should not be judged as normal criminals.
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They should be executed within fucking two weeks.
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And until that fucking happens, until we hold these people accountable in a very extreme, violent way, this will not end.
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And what needs to happen and what you as listeners needs to get the stomach for, if you don't want our country to turn into the Middle East where people are doing suicide bombings and all this shit,
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because that's coming next, because that's coming next, that's coming next, look what's happening at the border.
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He should be fucking gutted in front of fucking everybody in front of this entire country for everybody to see, man, woman, and child, so they know what happens when you do these things.
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And we don't have enough leaders with enough fucking spine and backbone to say the truth.
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This kid should be fucking gutted, Braveheart style, on fucking live TV, on fucking pay-per-view, and we take the money and give it to the fucking victims.
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And they come out with this domestic terrorist fucking narrative about all this shit.
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There ain't no fucking legal gun owners, conservative Americans who believe in fucking freedom outdoing this shit.
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It's all these fucking communist kids who have been indoctrinated to know that they don't get fucking dealt with.
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These are the same kids that didn't get their fucking ass beat because it was not okay to beat ass.
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And now he just killed a fucking bunch of innocent people.
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So you want your fucking kids to be safe at school?
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Put a motherfucker in office like me that'll fucking hold these people accountable.
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Because it will be so fucking brutal and so fucking ignorant and so fucking painful that you won't even fucking think about fucking doing this shit.
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If you commit a fucking crime, you go to fucking jail.
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Oh, you know, this person or that person or this is why they did that.
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Good people are not out there fucking doing this shit.
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Like that's who all the fucking narratives are going against.
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And like that's the that's the shit that really irritates me, man, is like the political fucking.
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Because like when the shit when it all first happened, right, like a lot of these, you
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know, MSM mainstream media fucks, they're all trying to like because there was a couple
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of pictures of him like with the Trump flag and shit.
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But like evidence reveals that Cremo is not a Trump supporter.
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He actually makes fun of Trump and his followers in a social media post was also listen, bro.
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The next time these motherfuckers are out fucking burning shit, you need to grab your fucking
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That fucking piece of shit thinking he's fucking funny and shit.
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This guy's a hero to all his little fucking nerds.
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They have no purpose in society and they need to be fucking handled.
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I'll fucking handle it if no one else will fucking handle it.
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These people, this fucking piece of shit killed.
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Like, like they're saying that like law enforcement knew about this fucking kid.
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They're too busy trying to create the narrative they want.
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That regular common sense Americans are some sort of a fucking danger.
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The only reason the common sense Americans of fucking America and the real men have not
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just marched and fucking slaughtered all these people is because they respect the systems
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And the minute that law, which is eroding by the day, is fucking gone, and I don't think,
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and these men don't think there's any repercussions to have happen, these people are fucking gone
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But dude, I, I, the picture of this dude is pissing me the fuck off.
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Well, I mean, I think that's the other thing too, man.
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It's like, I always try to like, we, we, we try to be very, very smart when these situations
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happen, not to just jump on the fucking immediate bandwagon and, you know, make your decision.
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So that way you have an informed, uh, position, you know what I'm saying?
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It's just like, you know, there's, there should be zero tolerance for anti-American shit in
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You're, you're not free to hate America in America.
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And until the, you good loving fucking American loving citizens who listen to this show start
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fucking understanding that they're going to continue to do things like this, this shit,
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there, there should be zero fucking tolerance for communism in this country.
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It should be looked at the same way as the swastika is looked at.
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Well, I mean, you know, he has been since arrested.
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So, I mean, we'll, we'll see what the, what, what comes down, but listen, bro, the rules
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This kid should not sit in jail for the next fucking 70 years.
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It should be done now that you should, these criminals should know that the second they do
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this, their life is over within two weeks and it's going to be bad and it's going to be
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We're going to slice you open in front of everybody.
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Yeah, I was going to say the, the, the, the dicks might already be cut off, but
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no shit, doing half of these motherfuckers, the fucking, we'll sew it back on.
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Look at the fucking headline on the fucking wall of his fucking room.
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And until they live in a fucking society where they fucking fear for their
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There's no repercussions for this kind of behavior.
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I saw the black community saying, you know, they shot this other guy 90 times.
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Headline number one reads, employee fired after he skipped work in mourning over end of Roe
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So a former production coordinator at Universal Music Enterprises was fired after skipping on
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job responsibilities to bemoan the Supreme Court overturning of Roe v.
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In a viral LinkedIn post, Michael Lopez, who introduced himself as a queer brown person,
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said that he was fired during Pride Month for speaking up in defense of abortion rights.
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Lopez explained that he was responsible every Friday for processing a report and sending his
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work to 275 people, a duty he neglected on the Friday that the Supreme Court announced
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He said in an email that appeared to be in response to a superior, quote, I'm in mourning
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due to the attack on people with uteruses in the United States.
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Federally guaranteed access to abortion is gone, end quote.
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He then said that his employer, quote, must stop donating to anti-abortion, anti-queer and
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anti-trans politicians such as Senator Marsha Blackburn, Representative Ken Buck, Representative
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Victoria Sparks, or else expect more unproductive days.
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He concluded the email with the salutation, quote, yours in fury.
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Go fucking sit at home, go get your fucking government shit that we all fucking pay for
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Fury is the people that wanted to be fucking left alone.
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Fury is the people that just want to show up at work and do a good job.
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Fury is the people that want the best for America and you little scummy fucking pieces of shit.
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So Lopez alleged that he received a surprise video chat on June 27th from the Human Resources
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Department informing him that he had been terminated for not doing his job and, quote, disrupting
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the day of 275 people, according to a paraphrase.
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He then sent a message to the members of the email list saying that the company was, quote,
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letting you know where they stand on employees speaking out on a politician.
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Dude, this is the fucking, this is these huffy fucking pouty fucking little baby, crybaby,
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never got their ass beat, got 20 fucking trophies for showing up last.
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So they, the company did not respond back to it.
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We are not here to express politics in the fucking office.
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Are we going to disagree on some political views?
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But as long as you do your fucking job, and as long as you love this country,
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and you're not a fucking communist, you can work here.
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You anti-American motherfuckers, you are fucking done.
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I might be the only one saying it right now, but in a fucking six months,
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So with this, and we've talked about this before, how abortions blow up.
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And by the way, by the way, I am fucking pro-choice.
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I actually fucking kind of agree with you, stupid fuck.
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But you come in my office and you make it hard, guess what?
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Because it's going to come down to the performance of their business and their livelihood
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or appeasing these people that don't know shit about fucking anything.
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They will probably likely lose even more money.
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Oh, the company's letting me know where you're sitting.
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See, people are starting to understand that if they just own their position, there's
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Most of these business owners are afraid of being called fucking names, not understanding
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If you're listening to this, you're like, oh, Andy, that sounds well and good, but I got
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Yeah, it's going to suck for a minute, but you know what?
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You're not held over a fucking barrel by unreasonable people.
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How can you be free if you're afraid that every, that people like, bro, a lot of these
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Well, I mean, you look at the number, you got 275 people that ain't fucking taking days
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Listen, there's going to be people that don't like you.
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There's only people that fucking hear you the first time.
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And what you come to realize after listening to me for more than one time is that I'm actually
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And so if you allow them to observe you without you having to defend yourself at every little
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fucking regard, eventually they'll see the truth.
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Black Square episode at the height of the racial division.
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People who thought that observed and they continued to watch and they continued to listen.
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And if you just know who the fuck you are and you continue to do the right thing over
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and over and over again, you will prove those people who call you those names to be liars.
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And you can only do that by allowing them to call you whatever the fuck they're going
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I mean, to me, that's pretty fucking cool to me.
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I've had literally thousands of apology emails saying, I thought you were this and this
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And in fact, a lot of those people are now my biggest fucking advocates.
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They are the people who are sharing my shit nonstop.
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And this is why most people can never get to a place of relevance because they can't
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To continue the process of who they are and allow the world to observe the truth about
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And the world judges you appropriately on your fucking actions and results.
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That's a, that's a, that's a fucking universal truth of humanity.
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People didn't like it because the social opinion was different.
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But what happened as we went now, we're massively more credible because of the, we stood our
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So if you're a fucking business person or you're a manager or you own a company and
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you're being held hostage by these people, tell them to get fucked and keep it moving.
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Like, so like they, the, the company did not necessarily respond to it.
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But like at the same time, listen, bro, customers are used to this now.
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Customer like dude, 10 years ago when someone came out and like, try to like their, listen,
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I have to explain this dynamic because people don't get it.
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When the internet was pretty new and social media was pretty new, transparency in business
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Big corporations did whatever the fuck they want with no accountability and they treat
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Lies, blah, blah, blah, deceit, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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That was, you know, in a, in a fucking nine, late nineties, early two thousands.
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As this shit has evolved, transparency has become something that you have to have to even be in
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You can't be fake because if you're fake and you treat your people like shit, it's going to
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So you have to try to do what's right all the time.
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Otherwise you won't be successful because of the nature of accountability that we have
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And so what's happened as social media has evolved is that let's just say, let's just
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And this kid would have been supported and the company would have been fucking hammered.
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And that's got that progressively grew to, I think, a precipice in the last two or three
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years where like, you know, this cancel culture thing was like, and people have realized that
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Disgruntled employees complain about their fucking employers.
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This happened a hundred years ago and it still happens today.
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And what's happened is the reasonable person can see through this fucking shit.
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They understand that this person who's writing all this shit is just some fucking squeaky
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wheel fucking weirdo who's trying to cause shit.
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And for one day he gets attention and then your company continues to move.
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So the, the, the, the, the, the, the owners of these businesses have had to stay quiet.
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They've had, they, you know, Oh, you, you know, I agree with you, but you can't really
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You can say that the fact that you're not saying it is creating the prison that you live
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And so what's happened is we're now to a point where people recognize this.
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They understand that like companies have disgruntled people.
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So those people do not have the power that they had 10 years ago.
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And what's happening now is regular business owners.
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You know, I realized this a long time ago, but regular business owners are starting to
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figure out, wait, I don't have to tolerate your fucking shit.
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You don't, you don't, you never had to never had to.
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I just did Ryan Mickler's podcast and we talked about how they utilize technology to create
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the perception of shame and how they create bots and fake accounts to shame people of opinions
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that don't fall in line with their fucking communist, communist subversion, uh, subversion
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So the, this is why when you go out in the real world and you go on social media, it's
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So people are figuring it out and these people do not have power.
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And if you're out there and you own a business and you're dealing with this shit, tell them
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Tell them, Hey, get, I can appreciate your political.
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But the minute you disrupt my fucking company, if for any shape, way, shape or form politically,
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And like the cool thing is too, man, cause like even just with this abortion shit, I
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had to put this article up here because I just felt like it kind of works with it.
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But like this article says, uh, our headline reads, I don't know ranks higher than abortion
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in poll asking what's important to voters in 2022.
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That's because it's below the line for everybody.
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For every common sense person that is getting their ass beat at the gas pump, getting their
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ass beat in the stock market, getting their ass beat in the housing market, getting their
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And having an abortion ain't beating nobody's ass in this country.
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So, I mean, according to the most recent, uh, my people are smart enough to fucking know
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In the most recent, um, uh, Monmouth University poll, only 5% of those interviewed said that
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abortion was an important issue to them ahead of the midterm elections.
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It's the cop locking up the fucking black lady.
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That black woman was getting arrested by the black cop.
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And she's like, you were about to lose your job.
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You have to fucking watch these remixes because people put beats to them.
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He's just, that dude's just laughing his ass off.
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But yeah, I thought, I saw this and it was refreshing.
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It's Monmouth of fucking one of these liberal indoctrination camps.
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I think, I would like to say they're pretty in the middle.
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I mean, they took 978 adults between June 23rd and 27th.
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They don't want to say, it's below the fucking line.
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I can't wait till they elect me so I can hold these criminals accountable.
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I'm just fucking, I know that first segment of the show.
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Bro, that's going to get me in the fucking White House, bro.
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I'm going to be chopping off fucking arms and shit.
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Bro, I'm going to pull, I'm going to be the president and I'm going to reach into this
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Like you ever seen Indiana Jones, the Temple of Doom?
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Okay, I'm going to reach into this motherfucker's fucking chest myself as the president and
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And it also pointed out, too, that a majority of voters-
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None of these motherfuckers are going to fuck with us.
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You see that motherfucking president for selling it over there eating hearts and shit.
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I'm coming at you with razor blades and lemon juice.
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You guys are looking for a music producer spot.
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Andy, you remember the story about the gay frogs?
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Headline two reads, Fauci's N-A-I-D spent nearly $500,000 to turn monkeys transgender.
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Bro, imagine you being one of these unwilling monkeys.
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Like, you're walking around the jungle with a fucking monkey dick.
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Bro, we should be respecting animals on this planet, bro.
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Like, we don't respect animals enough on this planet.
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And like, I'm not trying to hear from you fucking vegans and shit.
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But I'm all about providing the highest quality of life to these animals while they're alive,
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Well, dude, I'll tell you right now, those fucking monkeys-
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The monkeys are smarter than most of the population.
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And like, dude, most of these people can't fucking read.
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Remember sharing a video where this chimp was showing numbers on the screen and then
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But it was only up for like one-tenth of a second.
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Like, if we fucking saw the news today and they said, monkeys fucking revolt, and they
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And you show all these monkeys running out of the zoo with fucking sticks and shit, bro,
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But I definitely, I wouldn't be like, holy shit, did you see that?
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I'd be like, damn, monkeys had enough of that shit.
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So, but yeah, so the taxpayer watchdog organization, American Transparency, has revealed that the
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National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases spent nearly $500,000 to try to turn
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Listen, fuck Fauci, fuck these people, these people are sick and evil, and fuck them.
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Well, these people are going to go to hell, man.
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Like, bro, like you, you, like the, listen, these people are evil as fuck.
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Well, like, and their, their, their justification on the fucking experiment, they said that the
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experiments were said to be an effort to understand why transgendered women experience
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That's why, that's why they're turning, like, it doesn't, it doesn't even fucking make sense.
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Headline number three reads, solar storms may cause up to 5,500 heart-related deaths in
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Man, everything's causing these heart-related deaths, huh?
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No, it's, it's only funny because we didn't take it.
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So, in an approximate 11-year cycle, the sun blasts out.
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Not only did we not take it, we got harassed nonstop for fucking a year and a half for not
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And, and, like, now, like, like, as much as it is funny, like, it's funny, right?
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So, so, in an approximate 11-year cycle, the sun blasts out charged particles and magnetize
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plasma that can distort Earth's magnetic field, which may disrupt our body clock and ultimately
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Solar storms that disrupt Earth's magnetic field may cause up to 5,500-
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I want you to put up a bunch of, I want this done tomorrow, a bunch of, uh, what do they
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And I want the evidence to, to, I want the evidence to show.
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I want something that could see a missile hitting my house.
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Because that's what these fuckers are gonna do.
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Um, so just know if my house blows up or something happens to me, I didn't fucking kill myself.
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Well, I mean, I think here's, here's the craziest part about the article is right here, actually.
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So, it says her team, uh, in referring to the doctor that was, uh, referring this, uh,
00:40:35.480
the study, they're saying that her team is now trying to understand exactly how solar
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activity affects the heart so they can find ways to protect vulnerable people when solar storms
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The next big surge in solar activity is expected in 2025.
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Now, that's just five years after the vaccine was rolled out.
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Like, I've seen people with the vaccine making fun of them, trying to call it climate change
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All I've ever tried to do is, is, is to help these people.
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It's either going to get two thumbs up or two thumbs somewhere you don't want them.
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And with that being said, our thumbs up headline reads.
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Men with large penises wanted in casting call for documentary Too Large to Love.
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UK producers are scouting for well-endowed fellas issuing a casting call for men with large penises for a forthcoming documentary.
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So, so it says, quote, this is from the documentary.
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It says, quote, we'd like to speak to people about their positive and negative experiences of having a large penis or being with someone who has one.
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It says, quote, reads the casting call, which has been posted online by Spungold, the producers of the documentary Too Large to Love.
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So, this bold new British series will reveal the oft harsh realities of living with a titanic tallywhacker.
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So, apparently, more than 50% of men, more than 50% of men in the world apparently wish to have larger penises.
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But what they're saying is that the guys that have the big penises, it's not all that it's cracked up to be.
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So, if eligible candidates, okay, which entail large gifted penises and they're over the age of 18 of any ethnicity or sexuality,
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they will need to be willing to discuss the subject in a matter that will be appropriate for general adult audiences, Wells Online reported.
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While nudity will be involved in the production, freeing the willy on screen is not a requirement for accepted applicants.
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Where it gets a little weird, too, apparently this battle of the bulge isn't merely physical.
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So, a dude in New York, his name's Jonah Falcone, who claims to have the world's largest penis with a 13 and a half inch behemoth when erect,
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says he's sick and tired of being asked to whip it out.
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So, I think he probably will be going on there.
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But I don't buy it because this is what he looks like.
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Listen, I got to plead the fifth on this, okay?
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Because I don't like to talk about my private life at all.
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And this woman, he was telling this woman, I thought the same thing you thought.
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Well, they had like a fucking toilet paper roll thing that was like the size of his dick.
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And he was like, you know, I showed this to you, motherfucker.
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The bigger woman, she like looked at it and like her eyes got real big.
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Anyway, she definitely wanted to fucking shout at the title with this dude.
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And, you know, but I don't want to talk about this subject very much.
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Well, I mean, like, dude, congrats for having big meat.
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But like, I'm just saying like the article ain't wrong.
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Like there's all kinds of problems, whether you have a little meat or a big meat.
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And it's a lesson in perspective about, you know, the way the world works.
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You're going to have advantages and disadvantages.
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But no woman wants to fuck a dude with a fucking 13-inch dick.
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It probably has real problems because, you know what I'm saying?
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But like, you know, it's a grass ain't always greener.
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I think that show is going to make a lot of dudes feel like shit.
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And there's so few dudes with this fucking problem of, you know, I don't know.
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Like, I think it's just going to be, I think it's stupid.
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I think it's stupid shit to talk about because at the end of the day, you know, whether you
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have a big meat or a little meat, you know, I don't, you know, it is what it is, man.
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I think it's two thumbs in your fucking eyes because it's more shit that like honestly
00:46:55.720
You know, like if you were a dude had a little bitty wiener and fucking had to like know that
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They know that we know that they're putting shit in our water now.
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So they're trying to come up with something else to cover it up.
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Yeah, I don't like talking about my personal life.
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You know, like I could only give you my perspective on things and my perspective on things that