REAL AF with Andy Frisella - July 06, 2022


327. Andy & DJ CTI： Highland Park Parade Shooting, In Mourning After Roe V. Wade & Transgender Monkeys

Topics
Highland Park shooting monkey transgender experiments men with large penises documentary
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Andy Frisella
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Andy Priscilla Robert Crumb Christopher Covelli Antifa Dude Lee Harvey Oswald Marsha Blackburn Victoria Sparks Andy Frisilla Michael Lopez Jonah Falcon Ryan Mickler Full Length Uncle Tom Ken Buck Motherfucker Braveheart Pritzker Spungold Headshot and 4 more
326. Pursuing Excellence： 4th Of July Special 328. Andy & DJ CTI： 5 Million Oil Barrels To China, Uvalde Cover-Up & Criticizing Disinformation Board

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620

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46

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In this episode of The Realists, DJ and Andy are joined by Joe back from his trip to Branson, Missouri. Joe talks about his trip, and how he failed to get an old timey photo of himself.

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00:00:00.000 What is up guys, it's Andy Purcelli and this is the show for the realists, say goodbye 0.99
00:00:20.700 to the lies, the fakes and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality. 0.98
00:00:26.460 Guys, today we got something special for you. 0.99
00:00:32.460 We have the show you've all been waiting for.
00:00:38.740 We have Andy and DJ. 0.99
00:00:43.100 Who's the motherfucking internet? 0.99
00:00:44.620 That's right. 0.99
00:00:45.100 That's what we got.
00:00:46.240 And we got Joe back from his Missouri vacation to Branson.
00:00:50.580 Yeah, the real Missouri.
00:00:52.080 Now, if you're from Missouri and you go to Branson, there are two things that qualify
00:00:58.060 it is a real Missouri vacation.
00:01:00.760 Number one, did you ride the go-karts?
00:01:04.380 Yes.
00:01:04.900 Oh, 50% of a proper Missouri vacation.
00:01:10.140 Number two, did you get an old timey photo?
00:01:15.280 I did not.
00:01:16.000 Oh, you failed the Missouri vacation. 1.00
00:01:19.420 You fucking fail, bro. 1.00
00:01:21.580 How does this happen? 1.00
00:01:22.700 How do you go to Branson for a fucking week and not get an old timey photo? 0.99
00:01:26.800 All right, hey, look. 0.99
00:01:27.480 They're on every corner, too.
00:01:28.680 Bro, did you have an oversized turkey leg to eat?
00:01:34.480 I didn't. 1.00
00:01:35.140 But I did country fried steak and fucking cobbler. 0.99
00:01:38.000 I fucked that up. 0.99
00:01:38.720 How many times? 0.99
00:01:40.880 You want me to lie to you?
00:01:42.120 I'll tell you the truth.
00:01:43.340 How many times?
00:01:45.260 Three times.
00:01:45.980 Okay, that counts for a turkey leg.
00:01:47.500 All right.
00:01:47.920 All right.
00:01:48.300 So you passed Missouri vacation. 1.00
00:01:52.920 Country fried steak's the shit, dude. 1.00
00:01:55.140 That is my favorite fucking thing to eat. 1.00
00:01:57.880 Period. 1.00
00:01:58.660 Isn't that chicken?
00:01:59.960 Both. 0.99
00:02:00.980 Anything fucking fried. 0.99
00:02:04.900 All right. 0.99
00:02:06.720 So if this is your first time listening, this is Real AF.
00:02:12.020 We have a number of different formats on the show.
00:02:14.480 We have today our format is CTI, which is Cruise the Internet, which we're going to throw up some headlines, and then we're going to talk about them.
00:02:21.660 We're going to identify the truth of them, and then we're going to talk about the problem that needs to be solved.
00:02:26.340 Then you might tune in the next time because you probably laughed your ass off at this show, so you'll tune in next time, right?
00:02:33.580 And you'll hear a different kind of show, and it might be like DJ asking me some questions.
00:02:37.700 Well, that show is called Q&AF, and that's where you submit the questions, and I give you the Andy Fursella answer. 0.88
00:02:44.080 For those of you that don't know, I just don't talk shit on the Internet and on the podcast. 0.90
00:02:48.800 I'm actually a pretty successful businessman. 0.97
00:02:52.140 So what I try to do is bestow upon you some of the lessons that I've learned on how to fucking win, okay, so that we can defeat these people on CTI who are trying to keep us from winning. 0.79
00:03:05.140 Then we have Real Talk, and Real Talk is like what I did on the 4th of July. 0.87
00:03:10.020 If you haven't listened to that, that's what Real Talk is.
00:03:11.980 You should go listen to that.
00:03:13.440 Then we have Full Length, which is where we bring in a guest.
00:03:16.440 The guest is usually one of my friends who is kicking ass, has a unique perspective, has done some amazing things, or doing some amazing things, and we teach them, or I'm sorry, we teach you how you could do the same because these people are all regular people just like you, and that's what we want you to understand and walk away with. 0.99
00:03:34.860 So, we do have a fee for the show, and don't ask you to buy my shit. 0.97
00:03:40.740 I don't run ads on the show. 0.98
00:03:42.400 I don't talk about how you could support me 400 fucking minutes out of a 401-minute show. 0.75
00:03:49.020 I simply ask that you share the show. 0.97
00:03:51.940 That's it, okay?
00:03:53.240 That's the fee.
00:03:54.720 Talk about it.
00:03:55.900 Share it.
00:03:56.820 Put it out there.
00:03:57.760 If it makes you laugh, if it taught you something, if it gave you a new perspective, if you think it's a perspective worth sharing,
00:04:03.680 have the courage to share the show.
00:04:08.120 And I know that's why some people don't share it, because they're afraid.
00:04:11.700 Yeah. 0.99
00:04:12.180 So, have some fucking courage to share the fucking show, or otherwise don't listen. 1.00
00:04:16.060 That's it. 1.00
00:04:16.800 All right.
00:04:17.620 So, what do we got? 0.99
00:04:20.100 Dude, I got some fucking good ones for you. 0.99
00:04:21.440 Yeah! 0.99
00:04:22.400 It's fucking spicy out here. 0.99
00:04:23.540 Are you surprised? 0.99
00:04:24.380 You guys surprised?
00:04:25.080 You got some good ones?
00:04:27.140 I'm just saying, it's pretty spicy.
00:04:28.860 Is it? 1.00
00:04:29.200 We got some good shit. 0.99
00:04:29.940 I don't know what's going on, man. 0.99
00:04:31.080 The way this show works, I think the part of the magic to this show is, I really don't have the time to dedicate to figuring out what the fuck is going on until I get here in this exact time. 0.84
00:04:44.400 In this setting, yeah. 0.63
00:04:44.920 Yeah.
00:04:45.580 I think that's an important disclaimer everybody should know.
00:04:48.900 I don't know the headlines. 0.52
00:04:49.580 You know, like the jackass disclaimers, you know what I'm saying? 1.00
00:04:51.560 Like, don't stick Hot Wheels up your fucking ass. 1.00
00:04:53.320 That type of shit. 1.00
00:04:53.880 Yeah, that one. 1.00
00:04:54.480 We should put one.
00:04:55.220 Yeah.
00:04:55.580 Plug it in right now.
00:04:56.580 You know what I'm saying?
00:04:57.040 Well, you got lucky that one time, bro.
00:05:00.740 Talking to Keith, not me, guys.
00:05:04.480 But yeah, no, it's completely unscripted.
00:05:06.460 Do you think when selecting the Hot Wheel, they select the one that's like most pointed at the end?
00:05:11.140 Or do you think they select like the Mack truck?
00:05:13.340 No, definitely.
00:05:13.740 I guess it depends on the mood, huh?
00:05:15.240 Definitely a convertible for sure. 0.99
00:05:17.760 What the fuck did I miss? 0.99
00:05:20.080 You went on vacation, bro. 1.00
00:05:22.700 We've evolved.
00:05:24.040 All right.
00:05:26.920 Yeah, man.
00:05:27.400 Well, let's get into this, man, because I got some good ones.
00:05:29.380 And guys, remember, as always, if you want to see any of these articles, pictures, links, videos, go to AndyFussella.com.
00:05:35.500 We'll link them all there for you guys to check them out.
00:05:37.880 And with that being said, let's get into it.
00:05:40.560 But first, we got something coming over there.
00:05:45.220 Guys, we got breaking news.
00:05:46.540 Breaking news.
00:05:48.040 Breaking news.
00:05:48.500 So I feel like we got to talk about it.
00:05:49.520 Let's bring it up real quick.
00:05:50.360 Headline reads, Highland Park shooting suspect Robert Cremo wore women's clothing, fired over 70 rounds for the cops.
00:05:59.180 So this just happened yesterday.
00:06:01.180 Sounds like another conservative terrorist.
00:06:03.560 Yeah, 100%. 0.95
00:06:04.460 Right wing extremist, right?
00:06:06.020 Yes.
00:06:06.540 So the shooter who allegedly opened fire on the Highland Park 4th of July parade was dressed in women's clothing to disguise himself and aid his escape, police said Tuesday.
00:06:16.620 Robert Bobby E. Cremo.
00:06:18.580 Hold on.
00:06:19.800 I'm going to stop right here. 0.99
00:06:21.320 He did not fucking wear women's clothing to disguise himself. 0.99
00:06:25.620 I've looked at all his social media. 0.99
00:06:27.800 Okay?
00:06:28.060 So I'm prepared.
00:06:29.500 All right.
00:06:29.740 So move on.
00:06:30.520 Yep.
00:06:30.680 So Robert Cremo, the third, who is 21 years old, is accused of killing six innocent parade goers and injuring at least 30 others after he allegedly climbed onto the roof of a business in the wealthy Chicago suburb on Monday and fired off 70 rounds from an AR-15 style rifle.
00:06:48.620 He then ditched the legally purchased weapon on the roof so he could blend in with the crowd after he fled during the chaos.
00:06:54.880 Lake County Major Crime Task Force spokesperson Christopher Covelli told a news briefing.
00:07:00.300 Cremo, quote,
00:07:00.920 Cremo was dressed in women's clothing and investigators do believe he did this to conceal his facial tattoos and his identity, Covelli said.
00:07:08.920 He was seen on video camera in women's clothing.
00:07:11.820 He's an amateur rapper, immediately went to his mother's house nearby and borrowed her car to flee the area, authorities said.
00:07:19.400 There was no indication he told his mother what he had just done, Covelli added.
00:07:22.740 He remained on the loose for hours after the mass shooting, then was nabbed by police Monday night about five miles from the scene when a bystander spotted his vehicle and alerted 911.
00:07:32.500 Now, to what you were alluding, some more information just came out about this young man.
00:07:37.000 And this headline reads Breaking Exclusive Information Uncovered Overnight Shows Highland Park Shooter Bobby Cremo is tied to Socialists, Progressives, Antifa and the Occult.
00:07:50.300 Now we have information tying Cremo to Progressives, Socialists, Antifa and the Occult.
00:07:54.880 Cremo's social network and lifestyle are all related to the progressive movement.
00:07:59.900 Cremo has ties to the Democratic Socialists of America, as noted by the tattoo on his neck.
00:08:05.000 This is the largest and fastest growing socialist organization in the United States.
00:08:10.620 Multiple pictures from his social media profiles.
00:08:14.080 You guys, again, can find all of this online, but it goes from Antifa to all of it.
00:08:19.820 You know what? 1.00
00:08:21.120 Fuck this motherfucker. 1.00
00:08:22.580 100%. 1.00
00:08:22.980 Fuck all these people, okay? 1.00
00:08:25.820 We do not need to tolerate anti-American people in America. 1.00
00:08:31.420 That needs to stop, okay?
00:08:34.000 I'm all about freedom.
00:08:35.420 I'm all about freedom of expression.
00:08:37.780 I'm all about freedom of to practice your religion.
00:08:42.480 I'm all about all of that. 1.00
00:08:44.360 But if you live in this motherfucking country and you are a fucking communist and you fucking parade around with this bullshit, you have no place in this country. 1.00
00:08:53.480 And until we take the offense to them and we start fighting them fucking back, this will continue to happen. 1.00
00:09:01.540 This person and any person, the guy who drove the car through the people, the subway shooter, the supermarket shooter, the Aldubay shooter, Uvalde shooter, all fucking progressive left. 0.99
00:09:22.540 Just every fucking one of them. 1.00
00:09:28.420 These people, and I don't care if you're black. 1.00
00:09:31.400 I don't care if you're fucking white. 1.00
00:09:33.140 I don't care what your reason is. 1.00
00:09:34.820 I don't care where you come from.
00:09:36.540 I don't care why you did it.
00:09:38.680 I don't care if you were molested when you were a kid. 1.00
00:09:41.480 I don't fucking care. 0.99
00:09:46.040 These people, if they really want to stop it, guns are not the solution. 0.99
00:09:53.040 Taking people's guns are not. 0.98
00:09:55.360 By the way, Governor Pritzker came on TV after all these people just got killed and made a fucking, made it about guns. 1.00
00:10:01.460 It's not about fucking guns. 1.00
00:10:03.580 It's about taking these motherfuckers like we did back in the middle fucking ages or in the beginning of America or basically all through America until recent times and holding them accountable to the fucking law. 1.00
00:10:18.560 People who commit these mass acts of terrorism are not, should not be judged as normal criminals. 1.00
00:10:26.120 They should be executed within fucking two weeks. 1.00
00:10:29.720 Okay. 1.00
00:10:30.280 It should be public.
00:10:31.540 It should be brutal. 1.00
00:10:33.020 It should be fucking violent. 1.00
00:10:34.900 It should be on fucking TV. 0.99
00:10:36.620 And until that fucking happens, until we hold these people accountable in a very extreme, violent way, this will not end. 0.99
00:10:47.400 And what needs to happen and what you as listeners needs to get the stomach for, if you don't want our country to turn into the Middle East where people are doing suicide bombings and all this shit, 0.99
00:10:59.740 because that's coming next, because that's coming next, that's coming next, look what's happening at the border. 0.97
00:11:04.220 Yep.
00:11:04.820 That's coming next. 1.00
00:11:05.880 This motherfucker attacked us on 4th of July. 1.00
00:11:09.160 He should be fucking gutted in front of fucking everybody in front of this entire country for everybody to see, man, woman, and child, so they know what happens when you do these things. 1.00
00:11:21.640 That's the consequences of it. 1.00
00:11:22.860 Okay. 0.99
00:11:23.500 And we don't have enough leaders with enough fucking spine and backbone to say the truth. 1.00
00:11:28.980 Well, I'll fucking say it. 1.00
00:11:30.620 This kid should be fucking gutted, Braveheart style, on fucking live TV, on fucking pay-per-view, and we take the money and give it to the fucking victims. 1.00
00:11:40.700 Period. 1.00
00:11:41.300 I'm fucking tired of it. 1.00
00:11:45.060 And they come out with this domestic terrorist fucking narrative about all this shit. 1.00
00:11:50.840 Yeah, if you're patriotic. 1.00
00:11:51.680 Fuck you, motherfucker. 1.00
00:11:52.740 There ain't no fucking legal gun owners, conservative Americans who believe in fucking freedom outdoing this shit. 1.00
00:12:00.280 It's all these fucking communist kids who have been indoctrinated to know that they don't get fucking dealt with. 1.00
00:12:07.040 These are the same kids that didn't get their fucking ass beat because it was not okay to beat ass. 1.00
00:12:14.600 Right. 1.00
00:12:15.460 And now he just killed a fucking bunch of innocent people. 1.00
00:12:19.940 That's the thing. 1.00
00:12:20.680 So you want your fucking kids to be safe at school? 1.00
00:12:23.180 You want fucking society to be safe? 1.00
00:12:26.100 Put a motherfucker in office like me that'll fucking hold these people accountable. 1.00
00:12:30.960 I promise you it'll end. 1.00
00:12:33.360 It'll fucking end. 0.99
00:12:35.040 And it'll end forever. 1.00
00:12:36.060 Because it will be so fucking brutal and so fucking ignorant and so fucking painful that you won't even fucking think about fucking doing this shit. 1.00
00:12:47.240 That's the answer we need. 1.00
00:12:50.160 Our fucking country is too soft right now. 1.00
00:12:54.840 That's the solution. 1.00
00:12:56.160 Period.
00:12:57.960 Hold people accountable. 1.00
00:12:59.480 If you commit a fucking crime, you go to fucking jail. 1.00
00:13:02.620 If you murder someone, you go to fucking jail. 1.00
00:13:05.300 I'm tired of hearing about this. 1.00
00:13:07.760 Oh, you know, this person or that person or this is why they did that. 0.99
00:13:13.300 I don't fucking care. 0.98
00:13:15.800 We have to have a civil society. 0.99
00:13:17.980 I don't care. 1.00
00:13:20.380 Good people are not out there fucking doing this shit. 1.00
00:13:23.220 And that's who they keep targeting. 1.00
00:13:24.860 Like that's who all the fucking narratives are going against. 1.00
00:13:27.300 These Antifa fuckers. 1.00
00:13:33.900 We're going to bro. 1.00
00:13:36.420 Dude, it's sick, man. 1.00
00:13:37.940 And like that's the that's the shit that really irritates me, man, is like the political fucking. 1.00
00:13:42.120 This is this the political narratives. 1.00
00:13:43.380 Because like when the shit when it all first happened, right, like a lot of these, you 0.99
00:13:47.260 know, MSM mainstream media fucks, they're all trying to like because there was a couple 0.99
00:13:50.580 of pictures of him like with the Trump flag and shit. 0.99
00:13:52.460 Right. 1.00
00:13:53.080 Oh, he's a fucking Trump supporter. 1.00
00:13:54.420 See. 1.00
00:13:54.680 Right.
00:13:54.920 But like evidence reveals that Cremo is not a Trump supporter.
00:13:58.220 He actually makes fun of Trump and his followers in a social media post was also listen, bro. 1.00
00:14:03.640 It is time for men to be fucking men. 1.00
00:14:06.240 It is time for men. 1.00
00:14:08.120 The next time these motherfuckers are out fucking burning shit, you need to grab your fucking 1.00
00:14:12.180 homies and go fucking handle it. 1.00
00:14:14.300 And you police need to fucking handle it. 1.00
00:14:17.160 The people will have your fucking backs. 1.00
00:14:20.140 I'm fucking over it, bro. 1.00
00:14:23.640 That fucking piece of shit thinking he's fucking funny and shit. 1.00
00:14:29.200 This guy's a hero to all his little fucking nerds. 1.00
00:14:32.320 These are the weakest people in society. 1.00
00:14:34.260 They have no fucking hope in society. 1.00
00:14:36.440 They have no purpose in society and they need to be fucking handled. 1.00
00:14:43.100 I'll fucking handle it if no one else will fucking handle it. 1.00
00:14:47.340 Fucking over it, dude. 1.00
00:14:49.040 These people, this fucking piece of shit killed. 1.00
00:14:53.080 Their life is over. 1.00
00:14:56.320 That's what I don't get, man. 1.00
00:14:57.540 Like, like they're saying that like law enforcement knew about this fucking kid. 1.00
00:15:01.500 He's been posting for fucking months. 1.00
00:15:03.740 They knew about it. 1.00
00:15:04.680 They're too busy listening to me, dude.
00:15:07.080 Yeah.
00:15:08.320 You get what I'm saying?
00:15:09.400 Yeah.
00:15:10.260 They're too busy trying to create the narrative they want. 1.00
00:15:13.480 That regular common sense Americans are some sort of a fucking danger. 1.00
00:15:18.040 Clearly that's not the case. 0.99
00:15:19.580 The only reason the common sense Americans of fucking America and the real men have not 1.00
00:15:26.460 just marched and fucking slaughtered all these people is because they respect the systems 0.99
00:15:32.500 and the law of this country. 0.99
00:15:34.560 And the minute that law, which is eroding by the day, is fucking gone, and I don't think, 0.99
00:15:40.580 and these men don't think there's any repercussions to have happen, these people are fucking gone 0.99
00:15:45.720 from the earth that day. 0.99
00:15:46.920 Mm-hmm. 0.99
00:15:49.580 Yeah, that's eroding by the fucking second. 0.99
00:15:53.960 But dude, I, I, the picture of this dude is pissing me the fuck off. 0.98
00:16:00.440 Well, I mean, I think that's the other thing too, man.
00:16:02.480 It's like, I always try to like, we, we, we try to be very, very smart when these situations 0.93
00:16:08.560 happen, not to just jump on the fucking immediate bandwagon and, you know, make your decision. 0.94
00:16:12.700 Yeah. 0.91
00:16:12.800 Let information come out.
00:16:13.820 So that way you have an informed, uh, position, you know what I'm saying? 0.99
00:16:17.440 It's just like, you know, there's, there should be zero tolerance for anti-American shit in 0.99
00:16:22.400 America, period. 0.99
00:16:25.880 You're, you're not free to hate America in America.
00:16:28.560 I'm sorry. 0.98
00:16:29.240 And until the, you good loving fucking American loving citizens who listen to this show start 1.00
00:16:34.720 fucking understanding that they're going to continue to do things like this, this shit, 1.00
00:16:39.760 there, there should be zero fucking tolerance for communism in this country. 1.00
00:16:43.800 It should be looked at the same way as the swastika is looked at. 0.99
00:16:52.240 I'm fucking over it, dude. 0.97
00:16:54.060 Well, I mean, you know, he has been since arrested. 0.98
00:16:56.700 So, I mean, we'll, we'll see what the, what, what comes down, but listen, bro, the rules
00:17:01.000 got to change. 0.99
00:17:01.980 This kid should not sit in jail for the next fucking 70 years. 0.99
00:17:05.620 Okay. 1.00
00:17:05.940 We're going to pay for it.
00:17:06.760 It should be done now that you should, these criminals should know that the second they do
00:17:12.400 this, their life is over within two weeks and it's going to be bad and it's going to be
00:17:17.640 painful. 1.00
00:17:18.380 We're going to cut off your fucking dick. 1.00
00:17:20.380 We're going to slice you open in front of everybody. 1.00
00:17:22.620 We're going to pull your shit out. 1.00
00:17:24.160 We're going to show it to your fucking face. 1.00
00:17:26.840 They need to know that. 1.00
00:17:32.080 How's that for fucking extremists? 1.00
00:17:33.880 Yeah, I was going to say the, the, the, the dicks might already be cut off, but 1.00
00:17:38.800 no shit, doing half of these motherfuckers, the fucking, we'll sew it back on. 1.00
00:17:45.540 It won't be. 1.00
00:17:47.540 All right, man.
00:17:48.160 That was our breaking news, man.
00:17:49.380 Let's get into the rest of these headlines.
00:17:51.020 We got headline number one.
00:17:53.040 By the way, go back to that picture.
00:17:54.800 Yeah.
00:17:54.980 Which one?
00:17:55.580 This one? 1.00
00:17:55.860 Look at the fucking headline on the fucking wall of his fucking room. 1.00
00:18:00.220 Lee Harvey Oswald slain in jail. 1.00
00:18:08.100 All these people need to fucking go. 1.00
00:18:11.380 And until they live in a fucking society where they fucking fear for their 1.00
00:18:15.140 fucking lives, this will not stop. 1.00
00:18:17.960 There's no repercussions for this kind of behavior. 1.00
00:18:20.840 I saw the black community saying, you know, they shot this other guy 90 times. 0.92
00:18:26.820 What? 0.68
00:18:27.320 I agree.
00:18:28.560 I agree.
00:18:29.400 It should be worse than that.
00:18:31.100 It should be worse than that.
00:18:32.520 Right. 0.98
00:18:32.760 Don't kill him on the spot. 0.99
00:18:34.220 Right. 1.00
00:18:34.560 Let's have a fucking party. 1.00
00:18:38.180 Headline number one. 1.00
00:18:39.660 Headline number one reads, employee fired after he skipped work in mourning over end of Roe
00:18:46.220 v.
00:18:46.400 Wade.
00:18:46.980 So a former production coordinator at Universal Music Enterprises was fired after skipping on
00:18:55.040 job responsibilities to bemoan the Supreme Court overturning of Roe v.
00:18:59.220 Wade.
00:18:59.500 In a viral LinkedIn post, Michael Lopez, who introduced himself as a queer brown person,
00:19:06.020 said that he was fired during Pride Month for speaking up in defense of abortion rights.
00:19:11.340 Lopez explained that he was responsible every Friday for processing a report and sending his
00:19:17.720 work to 275 people, a duty he neglected on the Friday that the Supreme Court announced
00:19:23.220 his decision, quote, I didn't do them today.
00:19:25.900 He said in an email that appeared to be in response to a superior, quote, I'm in mourning
00:19:31.860 due to the attack on people with uteruses in the United States.
00:19:35.760 Federally guaranteed access to abortion is gone, end quote.
00:19:39.720 He then said that his employer, quote, must stop donating to anti-abortion, anti-queer and
00:19:45.980 anti-trans politicians such as Senator Marsha Blackburn, Representative Ken Buck, Representative
00:19:51.940 Victoria Sparks, or else expect more unproductive days. 0.99
00:19:56.920 He concluded the email with the salutation, quote, yours in fury.
00:20:01.680 Lopez commented. 1.00
00:20:02.700 Who the fuck do these people think they are? 1.00
00:20:05.120 Bro. 1.00
00:20:05.560 Bro, fuck off with that shit. 1.00
00:20:07.080 Go fucking sit at home, go get your fucking government shit that we all fucking pay for 1.00
00:20:13.020 and shut the fuck up. 1.00
00:20:15.320 Yours in fury. 1.00
00:20:16.540 You don't even know fury. 0.98
00:20:18.380 Fury is the people that wanted to be fucking left alone.
00:20:21.560 Fury is the people that just want to show up at work and do a good job. 1.00
00:20:24.800 Fury is the people that want the best for America and you little scummy fucking pieces of shit. 1.00
00:20:30.520 Fucking fuck with it. 1.00
00:20:32.100 Non-stop. 1.00
00:20:33.440 So fuck off with your fucking fury, bro. 1.00
00:20:35.340 You're about to fucking feel some. 1.00
00:20:37.080 So Lopez alleged that he received a surprise video chat on June 27th from the Human Resources 0.98
00:20:43.540 Department informing him that he had been terminated for not doing his job and, quote, disrupting
00:20:48.900 the day of 275 people, according to a paraphrase.
00:20:52.960 He then sent a message to the members of the email list saying that the company was, quote,
00:20:56.820 letting you know where they stand on employees speaking out on a politician. 0.99
00:21:01.100 You're goddamn fucking right. 0.99
00:21:03.560 Exactly. 0.99
00:21:04.120 You're right.
00:21:06.500 That's where we stand.
00:21:07.480 Now what?
00:21:08.120 Right.
00:21:08.960 Right. 1.00
00:21:10.080 Dude, this is the fucking, this is these huffy fucking pouty fucking little baby, crybaby, 1.00
00:21:17.420 never got their ass beat, got 20 fucking trophies for showing up last. 1.00
00:21:21.800 This is them. 1.00
00:21:22.780 Yeah. 0.99
00:21:22.940 I've warned you about them for fucking ever. 0.99
00:21:25.940 Here they are. 1.00
00:21:27.140 Fire them. 0.97
00:21:28.020 Yeah.
00:21:28.520 I'm glad to see more companies doing that.
00:21:30.120 Me too. 0.98
00:21:30.400 I think it's fucking great. 0.98
00:21:31.700 You know what? 0.96
00:21:31.960 Hey, you're welcome.
00:21:33.000 That's what I'm saying, people.
00:21:34.340 That's what I told you earlier, man. 0.98
00:21:36.040 It's fucking welcome. 0.99
00:21:37.280 Fucking great. 0.99
00:21:37.820 So they, the company did not respond back to it. 1.00
00:21:40.460 We are not here to express politics in the fucking office. 0.99
00:21:45.580 Do you love America? 1.00
00:21:46.700 Yes, I love America.
00:21:47.740 Good enough for me.
00:21:48.640 That's all I need.
00:21:49.240 That's all I need.
00:21:49.660 You got to do your job?
00:21:51.020 Yes.
00:21:52.000 Cool.
00:21:52.880 Are we going to disagree on some political views?
00:21:55.060 Probably. 0.99
00:21:56.280 But as long as you do your fucking job, and as long as you love this country, 1.00
00:21:59.480 and you're not a fucking communist, you can work here. 1.00
00:22:02.640 That's America, bud. 1.00
00:22:03.940 This shit, I am done. 1.00
00:22:05.680 You anti-American motherfuckers, you are fucking done. 1.00
00:22:09.140 You are fucking done. 1.00
00:22:10.840 Because guess what? 1.00
00:22:11.780 I might be the only one saying it right now, but in a fucking six months, 0.98
00:22:15.260 everybody's going to be saying it. 1.00
00:22:16.600 Shit. 1.00
00:22:17.820 It's exciting. 1.00
00:22:19.020 Yeah, I know it is.
00:22:19.740 Here's the cool thing about it, too, though.
00:22:21.580 So with this, and we've talked about this before, how abortions blow up. 0.99
00:22:24.440 And by the way, by the way, I am fucking pro-choice. 0.99
00:22:28.340 Right. 1.00
00:22:29.340 I actually fucking kind of agree with you, stupid fuck. 1.00
00:22:35.500 But you come in my office and you make it hard, guess what? 1.00
00:22:39.260 See ya.
00:22:40.040 Yeah.
00:22:41.340 The door.
00:22:42.020 People are done, dude.
00:22:43.160 Yeah, they are.
00:22:43.700 They're done.
00:22:44.300 Because it's going to come down to the performance of their business and their livelihood 1.00
00:22:48.400 or appeasing these people that don't know shit about fucking anything. 0.99
00:22:52.140 They will probably likely lose even more money. 1.00
00:22:55.660 Oh, the company's letting me know where you're sitting. 0.97
00:22:57.460 Yeah, you're fucking right. 0.97
00:22:58.240 That's where I stand. 0.98
00:23:00.320 Oh, did you know?
00:23:01.160 Yeah, I did that.
00:23:02.080 Yep.
00:23:02.580 Now what?
00:23:04.240 See, people are starting to understand that if they just own their position, there's 1.00
00:23:07.820 nothing these fuckers can do. 1.00
00:23:09.100 There's no power, man. 1.00
00:23:10.740 There's no power. 1.00
00:23:11.560 Yeah, so you're fucking whatever. 0.99
00:23:13.940 Yeah, I'm whatever. 0.99
00:23:17.060 And see, dude, here's the problem. 0.99
00:23:18.840 Most of these business owners are afraid of being called fucking names, not understanding 0.99
00:23:23.320 that the names don't mean anything anymore. 0.99
00:23:25.480 And here's what you guys have to understand.
00:23:27.200 This is my piece of advice to you.
00:23:28.560 If you're listening to this, you're like, oh, Andy, that sounds well and good, but I got 1.00
00:23:31.920 to go through the gauntlet of this shit. 0.99
00:23:33.320 Yeah, it's going to suck for a minute, but you know what? 1.00
00:23:36.000 You'll be free afterwards.
00:23:38.440 You'll be free. 0.99
00:23:39.900 You're not held over a fucking barrel by unreasonable people. 0.98
00:23:45.120 How can you be free if you're afraid that every, that people like, bro, a lot of these 0.98
00:23:49.940 businesses are held hostage by these people.
00:23:52.040 Yeah. 0.96
00:23:52.320 Well, I mean, you look at the number, you got 275 people that ain't fucking taking days 1.00
00:23:55.920 off or mourning over this shit. 0.99
00:23:57.140 And you got one, one little squeaky wheel. 1.00
00:23:59.680 Listen, here's what you got to realize.
00:24:02.460 This is goes for everybody out there.
00:24:04.540 Listen, there's going to be people that don't like you. 0.98
00:24:07.780 There's only people that fucking hear you the first time. 0.98
00:24:10.120 There's people that hear me the first time. 1.00
00:24:11.760 They're like, this guy's fucking insane. 0.99
00:24:13.560 And what you come to realize after listening to me for more than one time is that I'm actually 1.00
00:24:18.940 not.
00:24:19.460 I'm actually a very common sense human.
00:24:21.260 And so if you allow them to observe you without you having to defend yourself at every little 0.97
00:24:30.520 fucking regard, eventually they'll see the truth. 0.98
00:24:34.400 I have a lot of people. 0.99
00:24:35.600 I mean, let's look at it.
00:24:37.160 Black Square episode at the height of the racial division. 0.97
00:24:40.580 I said, no, I ain't fucking with it. 0.94
00:24:43.460 What happened to me, DJ? 0.96
00:24:45.380 You did pretty good.
00:24:46.240 Hold on.
00:24:47.000 What happened at first?
00:24:48.220 Oh, I mean, you had a few people.
00:24:49.160 People were pissed off.
00:24:50.060 Yeah, a few of them.
00:24:50.800 Right? 1.00
00:24:51.040 I'm a fucking racist. 1.00
00:24:52.120 Andy's a fucking white supremacist. 1.00
00:24:53.640 Andy's this, that, this. 1.00
00:24:55.080 Right? 1.00
00:24:55.700 DJ's a fucking Uncle Tom. 1.00
00:24:57.560 DJ's a coon. 1.00
00:24:58.880 Right?
00:24:59.840 Yeah.
00:25:00.600 All right?
00:25:01.420 What happened though?
00:25:02.840 What happened after the time passed?
00:25:05.040 People who thought that observed and they continued to watch and they continued to listen. 0.99
00:25:11.200 And if you just know who the fuck you are and you continue to do the right thing over 1.00
00:25:15.820 and over and over again, you will prove those people who call you those names to be liars. 1.00
00:25:22.840 And that's the most powerful thing you can do. 0.99
00:25:24.800 And you can only do that by allowing them to call you whatever the fuck they're going 0.97
00:25:28.640 to call you and you keep it moving.
00:25:30.180 How many of those people came back?
00:25:31.420 All of them.
00:25:32.000 You know what I'm saying? 0.93
00:25:32.440 I mean, to me, that's pretty fucking cool to me. 0.80
00:25:35.960 Yeah. 0.83
00:25:36.280 You know what I'm saying?
00:25:37.080 I've had literally thousands of apology emails saying, I thought you were this and this
00:25:42.900 and this, but you ain't none of that.
00:25:44.260 Well, my bad, bro.
00:25:44.940 I was wrong.
00:25:45.520 I was, I just wasn't seeing it like this.
00:25:47.220 I see it like that now.
00:25:48.260 Yeah.
00:25:48.460 A lot of that. 0.99
00:25:49.340 And in fact, a lot of those people are now my biggest fucking advocates. 0.99
00:25:53.680 Oh yeah. 1.00
00:25:53.960 They are the people who are sharing my shit nonstop. 1.00
00:25:57.800 That's what happens. 0.98
00:25:58.820 And this is why most people can never get to a place of relevance because they can't
00:26:04.320 ignore the negativity in the short term.
00:26:06.680 Just a little bit.
00:26:07.360 Yeah.
00:26:07.620 To continue the process of who they are and allow the world to observe the truth about
00:26:12.340 who they are and what they say they are. 0.99
00:26:14.160 And the world judges you appropriately on your fucking actions and results. 0.99
00:26:18.300 That's a, that's a, that's a fucking universal truth of humanity. 0.99
00:26:21.620 And so what happened? 0.98
00:26:24.020 I said, my opinion, you said your opinion.
00:26:26.040 People didn't like it because the social opinion was different.
00:26:29.120 Same thing with COVID.
00:26:30.180 But what happened as we went now, we're massively more credible because of the, we stood our 0.99
00:26:35.860 fucking ground. 0.98
00:26:38.480 Our show is infinitely larger. 1.00
00:26:42.380 Okay. 0.99
00:26:42.780 So if you're a fucking business person or you're a manager or you own a company and 1.00
00:26:47.040 you're being held hostage by these people, tell them to get fucked and keep it moving. 1.00
00:26:51.940 Yeah. 1.00
00:26:52.660 100%.
00:26:53.140 Like, that's a cool thing.
00:26:54.080 Like, so like they, the, the company did not necessarily respond to it.
00:26:57.280 Right.
00:26:57.440 But like at the same time, listen, bro, customers are used to this now.
00:27:01.480 Customer like dude, 10 years ago when someone came out and like, try to like their, listen,
00:27:07.340 I have to explain this dynamic because people don't get it.
00:27:10.580 When the internet was pretty new and social media was pretty new, transparency in business
00:27:15.120 was not really a thing.
00:27:16.540 Okay. 0.94
00:27:17.540 Big corporations did whatever the fuck they want with no accountability and they treat 1.00
00:27:20.980 people like shit. 1.00
00:27:21.740 There was all kinds of bad shit going on. 1.00
00:27:23.720 Lies, blah, blah, blah, deceit, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 1.00
00:27:26.880 That was, you know, in a, in a fucking nine, late nineties, early two thousands. 0.99
00:27:32.620 As this shit has evolved, transparency has become something that you have to have to even be in 0.99
00:27:37.860 business. 0.99
00:27:38.540 Okay. 1.00
00:27:38.980 You can't be fake because if you're fake and you treat your people like shit, it's going to 1.00
00:27:42.860 come out. 1.00
00:27:43.440 All right.
00:27:43.920 So you have to try to do what's right all the time.
00:27:46.180 And you have to be the real deal.
00:27:47.760 Otherwise you won't be successful because of the nature of accountability that we have
00:27:52.060 for both the customers and employees.
00:27:54.060 A thousand percent.
00:27:54.700 And so what's happened as social media has evolved is that let's just say, let's just
00:28:01.180 say 2010 had the same exact scenario happen. 0.98
00:28:04.240 And this kid would have been supported and the company would have been fucking hammered. 1.00
00:28:09.120 Fucked. 1.00
00:28:09.560 Right. 0.99
00:28:10.700 And that's got that progressively grew to, I think, a precipice in the last two or three
00:28:16.480 years where like, you know, this cancel culture thing was like, and people have realized that
00:28:22.220 employees do this. 0.99
00:28:23.660 Disgruntled employees complain about their fucking employers. 1.00
00:28:26.480 This happened a hundred years ago and it still happens today. 1.00
00:28:30.900 And what's happened is the reasonable person can see through this fucking shit. 1.00
00:28:36.120 They understand that this person who's writing all this shit is just some fucking squeaky 1.00
00:28:40.640 wheel fucking weirdo who's trying to cause shit. 1.00
00:28:44.060 And for one day he gets attention and then your company continues to move. 1.00
00:28:48.180 So the, the, the, the, the, the, the owners of these businesses have had to stay quiet.
00:28:55.520 They've had to not be who they are.
00:28:57.540 They've had to not express opinions.
00:28:59.500 They've had, they, you know, Oh, you, you know, I agree with you, but you can't really
00:29:02.560 say that. 1.00
00:29:03.160 No motherfucker. 1.00
00:29:04.080 You can say that the fact that you're not saying it is creating the prison that you live 1.00
00:29:09.240 in.
00:29:09.860 All right.
00:29:11.160 And so what's happened is we're now to a point where people recognize this.
00:29:15.180 They understand that like companies have disgruntled people.
00:29:19.720 So those people do not have the power that they had 10 years ago.
00:29:23.760 Right.
00:29:24.200 And what's happening now is regular business owners.
00:29:27.120 You know, I realized this a long time ago, but regular business owners are starting to 1.00
00:29:31.660 figure out, wait, I don't have to tolerate your fucking shit. 1.00
00:29:35.580 And guess what? 1.00
00:29:36.440 You're right.
00:29:37.120 You don't, you don't, you never had to never had to. 0.99
00:29:41.240 It's all a fucking big mental game. 0.84
00:29:43.020 I just did Ryan Mickler's podcast and we talked about how they utilize technology to create 0.99
00:29:48.140 the perception of shame and how they create bots and fake accounts to shame people of opinions 0.97
00:29:55.240 that don't fall in line with their fucking communist, communist subversion, uh, subversion 0.98
00:30:00.120 narrative, which is what's happening. 0.99
00:30:02.260 Okay.
00:30:02.920 So the, this is why when you go out in the real world and you go on social media, it's 0.98
00:30:07.540 two different fucking things conflicting. 0.97
00:30:08.960 Yes. 0.99
00:30:09.320 So people are figuring it out and these people do not have power. 0.99
00:30:13.900 And if you're out there and you own a business and you're dealing with this shit, tell them 1.00
00:30:17.480 to eat shit. 1.00
00:30:18.900 Tell them, Hey, get, I can appreciate your political. 1.00
00:30:21.180 Listen, I will tell them to eat shit. 1.00
00:30:23.180 You should probably tell them this. 1.00
00:30:24.740 Hey, I can appreciate your political position.
00:30:27.040 We all live in a free country.
00:30:28.400 You're free to have that opinion. 0.99
00:30:29.880 But the minute you disrupt my fucking company, if for any shape, way, shape or form politically, 1.00
00:30:33.840 you're a fucking fire. 1.00
00:30:35.080 That's fucking it. 1.00
00:30:36.600 That's it. 1.00
00:30:39.320 It's real, man. 1.00
00:30:40.520 So fuck off with that shit. 1.00
00:30:41.760 Motherfucker. 1.00
00:30:42.120 Yeah. 1.00
00:30:42.220 100%. 0.99
00:30:42.800 And like the cool thing is too, man, cause like even just with this abortion shit, I 0.98
00:30:46.000 had to put this article up here because I just felt like it kind of works with it. 0.98
00:30:49.200 But like this article says, uh, our headline reads, I don't know ranks higher than abortion
00:30:55.340 in poll asking what's important to voters in 2022.
00:30:59.680 That's because it's below the line for everybody.
00:31:02.100 Like I've been saying.
00:31:03.300 Exactly.
00:31:03.820 And now this is short. 0.98
00:31:04.560 For every common sense person that is getting their ass beat at the gas pump, getting their 0.99
00:31:09.940 ass beat in the stock market, getting their ass beat in the housing market, getting their 1.00
00:31:14.360 ass beat at the grocery store. 1.00
00:31:16.160 Eventually, guess what? 1.00
00:31:17.580 You get tired of getting your ass beat. 0.99
00:31:20.280 And that's where people are. 1.00
00:31:21.800 And having an abortion ain't beating nobody's ass in this country. 1.00
00:31:25.000 No. 0.99
00:31:26.120 No.
00:31:26.520 Yeah. 0.95
00:31:26.680 So, I mean, according to the most recent, uh, my people are smart enough to fucking know 0.98
00:31:30.760 this. 0.99
00:31:30.940 Dude, it fucking sent shivers down my spine. 0.99
00:31:34.060 In the most recent, um, uh, Monmouth University poll, only 5% of those interviewed said that 0.99
00:31:40.160 abortion was an important issue to them ahead of the midterm elections.
00:31:43.840 Y'all about to lose your job.
00:31:46.280 Y'all about to lose your job.
00:31:49.140 Y'all about to lose your job. 1.00
00:31:52.100 Fuckers. 1.00
00:31:52.720 Yeah. 1.00
00:31:53.480 Economic issues drove most of the responses.
00:31:55.900 You know that video, right?
00:31:56.860 Oh, it's the greatest video ever. 1.00
00:31:58.340 It's the cop locking up the fucking black lady. 1.00
00:32:01.600 That black woman was getting arrested by the black cop. 1.00
00:32:04.540 And she's like, you were about to lose your job. 0.97
00:32:06.680 And there's like a million remixes to it.
00:32:08.460 And he's like, bro, you've never seen this?
00:32:10.760 Oh, bro.
00:32:11.280 There's some, I'm out of all the people.
00:32:13.820 I'm talking to the audio engineer, Joe.
00:32:15.280 He should know this.
00:32:16.160 A producer of music.
00:32:18.000 Bro, you have to. 0.99
00:32:20.680 You have to fucking watch these remixes because people put beats to them. 0.99
00:32:24.820 It's actually really good. 0.99
00:32:25.940 It's pretty provocative, bro.
00:32:27.000 It gets the people going. 1.00
00:32:29.340 Like, I find myself dancing to that shit. 1.00
00:32:31.300 You about to lose your job. 1.00
00:32:34.040 He's just, that dude's just laughing his ass off.
00:32:35.940 Yeah, he's like, no, I'm not.
00:32:37.080 They're probably friends now.
00:32:38.060 I'm not actually.
00:32:38.540 You're going to go to jail, though.
00:32:43.640 But yeah, I thought, I saw this and it was refreshing.
00:32:46.320 Yeah, what source was this?
00:32:47.700 So this was Monmouth.
00:32:49.140 This is a Daily Wire. 0.99
00:32:50.440 It's Monmouth of fucking one of these liberal indoctrination camps. 0.99
00:32:53.880 I think, I would like to say they're pretty in the middle. 0.99
00:32:55.640 I don't know.
00:32:56.060 Yeah, they're pretty in the middle.
00:32:56.940 I mean, they took 978 adults between June 23rd and 27th. 1.00
00:33:02.500 Man, those motherfuckers say, I don't know. 0.99
00:33:04.300 They're not saying, I don't know. 1.00
00:33:05.400 They just don't want to say no.
00:33:06.660 They're saying, I don't want to know.
00:33:07.720 That's right. 0.99
00:33:08.540 They don't want to say, it's below the fucking line. 0.99
00:33:11.420 Exactly. 0.99
00:33:12.160 I'll say it.
00:33:12.740 Don't worry.
00:33:13.740 Exactly.
00:33:14.140 I got you guys.
00:33:14.980 Yeah.
00:33:15.620 So yeah, so only 5%, man.
00:33:17.380 That's it.
00:33:18.220 I can't wait till they elect me so I can hold these criminals accountable. 0.99
00:33:20.800 I'm just fucking, I know that first segment of the show. 1.00
00:33:23.000 Bro, that's going to get me in the fucking White House, bro. 1.00
00:33:25.080 I'm going to be chopping off fucking arms and shit. 1.00
00:33:26.960 And sewing back dicks. 1.00
00:33:27.720 It's going to be fucking amazing. 1.00
00:33:28.660 Sewing dicks back on people. 1.00
00:33:29.860 Bro, I'm going to pull, I'm going to be the president and I'm going to reach into this 1.00
00:33:34.500 motherfucker. 0.99
00:33:35.040 Like you ever seen Indiana Jones, the Temple of Doom? 1.00
00:33:37.220 Mm-hmm. 1.00
00:33:37.500 Okay, I'm going to reach into this motherfucker's fucking chest myself as the president and 1.00
00:33:42.720 show him his own fucking heart. 1.00
00:33:44.320 Yeah. 1.00
00:33:45.220 For real, dude.
00:33:45.980 I believe you.
00:33:48.780 It's going to change the whole country.
00:33:50.420 Hey. 1.00
00:33:51.100 We won't be having this shit no more. 1.00
00:33:52.920 Yeah. 1.00
00:33:54.320 And it also pointed out, too, that a majority of voters- 1.00
00:33:57.200 Motherfucker's still going to be beaten, too. 1.00
00:33:58.340 And then I'm going to take a bite out of it. 1.00
00:33:59.880 All right.
00:34:00.820 Yeah. 0.99
00:34:03.020 Nobody's going to fuck with us, dude. 0.99
00:34:04.220 Bro, what if they have COVID? 0.99
00:34:05.400 Hey, listen.
00:34:05.800 You got to be careful, bro.
00:34:06.520 Listen, bro. 1.00
00:34:08.080 None of these motherfuckers are going to fuck with us. 1.00
00:34:10.500 Russia ain't fucking with us. 1.00
00:34:11.620 No. 0.99
00:34:11.880 China ain't fucking with us. 1.00
00:34:12.940 You see that motherfucking president for selling it over there eating hearts and shit. 1.00
00:34:16.020 Yeah. 1.00
00:34:17.560 Nobody's fucking with us. 0.99
00:34:19.520 Nobody. 1.00
00:34:20.880 I'm coming at you with razor blades and lemon juice. 0.94
00:34:23.920 If you're lucky.
00:34:24.780 You're right.
00:34:27.240 Yeah.
00:34:27.760 So a majority of voters are also blaming-
00:34:30.000 They're all blaming-
00:34:30.760 Would you guys vote for me?
00:34:31.920 Yeah.
00:34:32.460 That's what I'm saying.
00:34:33.680 Can we already have to do this?
00:34:34.760 Yes.
00:34:36.520 Oh, man.
00:34:40.060 Yeah.
00:34:41.320 Anyway.
00:34:41.840 So that company's now hiring.
00:34:43.240 So, by the way.
00:34:43.720 Yeah.
00:34:46.900 You guys are looking for a music producer spot.
00:34:49.360 That company's hiring.
00:34:50.440 All right.
00:34:50.920 Go on.
00:34:51.260 All right, man.
00:34:55.480 Headline number two.
00:34:56.860 This is-
00:34:57.620 Andy, you remember the story about the gay frogs? 0.97
00:35:00.600 Yes.
00:35:00.960 Okay.
00:35:01.460 All right.
00:35:01.700 So we got follow up here.
00:35:02.780 Okay.
00:35:03.240 Headline two reads, Fauci's N-A-I-D spent nearly $500,000 to turn monkeys transgender. 0.98
00:35:11.320 I swear to God.
00:35:12.560 I swear to God.
00:35:13.560 I swear to God.
00:35:14.200 It's real.
00:35:14.600 It's a true thing. 0.83
00:35:15.700 It's a true thing. 0.83
00:35:16.720 All right.
00:35:17.940 So the- 0.98
00:35:18.720 Bro, imagine you being one of these unwilling monkeys. 1.00
00:35:22.900 Like, you're walking around the jungle with a fucking monkey dick. 1.00
00:35:27.680 Right. 1.00
00:35:28.140 Like, you take a nap and then it's gone.
00:35:31.920 Like, bro.
00:35:33.180 That is-
00:35:33.960 Listen. 0.98
00:35:34.720 All jokes aside, it's fucking wrong. 1.00
00:35:36.580 It's fucked up, man. 1.00
00:35:37.760 No, it's fucked up. 1.00
00:35:38.980 And they're using our money. 0.99
00:35:40.240 Yes.
00:35:41.240 Yeah.
00:35:41.700 Bro, we should be respecting animals on this planet, bro.
00:35:44.760 Like, we don't respect animals enough on this planet. 1.00
00:35:47.000 And like, I'm not trying to hear from you fucking vegans and shit. 1.00
00:35:49.540 Yeah. 1.00
00:35:49.840 We're going to still eat some fucking animals. 1.00
00:35:51.180 Look, vegans, shut the fuck up right now. 1.00
00:35:52.500 But I'm all about providing the highest quality of life to these animals while they're alive, 1.00
00:35:57.000 not treating them like fucking shit. 1.00
00:35:59.620 And like- 1.00
00:36:00.020 Turn them into safe problems. 0.99
00:36:00.680 This is a whole different fucking- 0.99
00:36:02.260 Listen. 0.99
00:36:03.500 I'm riled up.
00:36:05.000 See what they did in Pine of Days, right?
00:36:06.960 What?
00:36:07.180 When they revolted?
00:36:08.500 The monkeys?
00:36:09.000 Oh, yeah.
00:36:09.720 Yeah.
00:36:10.060 That's going to happen.
00:36:10.860 Yeah. 0.99
00:36:11.240 There's some fucking Caesars running around. 1.00
00:36:12.260 Well, dude, I'll tell you right now, those fucking monkeys- 1.00
00:36:14.180 The monkeys are smarter than most of the population. 1.00
00:36:16.960 They can learn languages and shit. 1.00
00:36:18.380 And like, dude, most of these people can't fucking read. 1.00
00:36:20.660 That's true. 0.99
00:36:21.460 Did you share-
00:36:22.240 Remember sharing a video where this chimp was showing numbers on the screen and then 1.00
00:36:27.940 it went to squares?
00:36:29.220 He was touching them in consecution.
00:36:32.600 One, two, three, and four.
00:36:33.820 No, no, no.
00:36:34.560 But it was only up for like one-tenth of a second.
00:36:37.320 I know.
00:36:37.880 That was the craziest part.
00:36:39.440 Dude, listen.
00:36:41.080 It's not out of the-
00:36:42.080 Listen.
00:36:42.340 Would you be surprised right now? 0.99
00:36:44.180 Like, if we fucking saw the news today and they said, monkeys fucking revolt, and they 1.00
00:36:49.840 showed this fucking- 1.00
00:36:50.680 Because they cut their dicks off. 1.00
00:36:51.720 Yes. 1.00
00:36:52.460 And you show all these monkeys running out of the zoo with fucking sticks and shit, bro, 1.00
00:36:56.720 I would not be surprised. 1.00
00:36:57.860 No, I would not be surprised.
00:36:59.040 I would think they did it on purpose.
00:37:00.560 Yeah. 0.99
00:37:00.740 But I definitely, I wouldn't be like, holy shit, did you see that? 0.96
00:37:03.560 Yeah. 1.00
00:37:03.960 I'd be like, damn, monkeys had enough of that shit. 1.00
00:37:08.360 No. 1.00
00:37:09.460 Yeah, dude.
00:37:10.780 Those are good movies too, by the way.
00:37:12.200 Oh, yeah.
00:37:12.820 Yeah.
00:37:13.080 My favorite one is the-
00:37:14.240 My favorite one is the-
00:37:15.880 The Big Orangutan.
00:37:16.880 Yeah.
00:37:17.280 See, I'm scared of that one.
00:37:18.480 That one scared the shit out of me, actually. 0.90
00:37:19.740 He's like the peaceful one.
00:37:20.700 So, but yeah, so the taxpayer watchdog organization, American Transparency, has revealed that the
00:37:27.600 National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases spent nearly $500,000 to try to turn
00:37:34.200 monkeys transgendered. 1.00
00:37:36.940 According to the report, Fauci's agency- 1.00
00:37:38.880 Bro, I'm fucking sick of this shit. 1.00
00:37:39.700 Dude, it's- 1.00
00:37:40.200 This is- 1.00
00:37:40.600 Listen, fuck Fauci, fuck these people, these people are sick and evil, and fuck them. 1.00
00:37:46.780 Yeah. 1.00
00:37:48.000 Yeah. 0.97
00:37:49.000 And he asked for monkey dicks. 0.96
00:37:50.120 Yeah. 0.99
00:37:50.700 But yeah, and like the craziest thing is- 0.99
00:37:54.460 Well, these people are going to go to hell, man. 0.98
00:37:55.560 I believe so, man. 1.00
00:37:56.420 Like, bro, like you, you, like the, listen, these people are evil as fuck. 1.00
00:37:59.540 Yeah. 1.00
00:37:59.940 Well, like, and their, their, their justification on the fucking experiment, they said that the 0.97
00:38:04.160 experiments were said to be an effort to understand why transgendered women experience 0.99
00:38:09.800 higher rates of HIV. 0.95
00:38:12.140 That's why, that's why they're turning, like, it doesn't, it doesn't even fucking make sense.
00:38:17.260 Listen, it's unacceptable. 0.65
00:38:18.920 Yeah.
00:38:19.880 No.
00:38:20.100 My, my whole, my, let's go to the third topic. 1.00
00:38:23.820 Fuck these people. 1.00
00:38:24.460 That's what I think. 1.00
00:38:25.640 I'm about to, you like that?
00:38:30.860 Headline number three.
00:38:33.400 Headline number three reads, solar storms may cause up to 5,500 heart-related deaths in
00:38:40.940 a given year.
00:38:41.740 Man, everything's causing these heart-related deaths, huh?
00:38:44.020 Everything is, man.
00:38:45.180 Isn't that crazy?
00:38:45.720 Except the vaccine.
00:38:46.900 Everything but the vaccine. 1.00
00:38:49.060 So, you gotta laugh at this shit, man. 1.00
00:38:52.840 I, dude, you know what? 1.00
00:38:53.920 It's not funny, but-
00:38:54.800 No, it's, it's only funny because we didn't take it. 0.99
00:38:56.520 Yeah, no shit. 1.00
00:38:57.740 No shit. 1.00
00:38:58.300 No shit, yeah. 1.00
00:38:59.480 So, in an approximate 11-year cycle, the sun blasts out. 0.99
00:39:03.040 Not only did we not take it, we got harassed nonstop for fucking a year and a half for not 0.98
00:39:08.800 fucking wanting to take it. 0.99
00:39:09.860 Right. 0.98
00:39:10.080 And, and, like, now, like, like, as much as it is funny, like, it's funny, right?
00:39:16.460 Like, we can make a joke.
00:39:17.500 Like, it's not funny.
00:39:18.360 It's not funny, man.
00:39:20.300 So, so, in an approximate 11-year cycle, the sun blasts out charged particles and magnetize
00:39:26.420 plasma that can distort Earth's magnetic field, which may disrupt our body clock and ultimately
00:39:33.060 affect the heart.
00:39:35.140 Solar storms that disrupt Earth's magnetic field may cause up to 5,500-
00:39:38.400 Yo, I was just thinking about something.
00:39:38.980 I gotta stop you here.
00:39:40.080 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:39:40.700 I want you to put up a bunch of, I want this done tomorrow, a bunch of, uh, what do they
00:39:46.700 call that?
00:39:47.200 Time, like, time-lapse photography.
00:39:49.160 Oh, yeah, okay.
00:39:49.740 Like, like, like, on my house.
00:39:52.400 Because they're gonna drone strike it.
00:39:54.280 No, for real.
00:39:55.040 And I want the evidence to, to, I want the evidence to show.
00:39:58.720 Okay.
00:39:59.060 I'm being real.
00:39:59.600 Okay.
00:40:00.000 Yeah.
00:40:00.500 So, you want, you want some.
00:40:02.480 I want something that could see a missile hitting my house.
00:40:05.000 Got it. 1.00
00:40:05.540 Because that's what these fuckers are gonna do. 1.00
00:40:07.040 Because I ain't gotta stop. 1.00
00:40:08.060 Got it.
00:40:08.600 Yeah.
00:40:08.760 Yeah. 0.95
00:40:08.800 Um, so just know if my house blows up or something happens to me, I didn't fucking kill myself. 0.99
00:40:15.980 I didn't blow my own fucking house up. 0.99
00:40:18.040 It wasn't a fucking accident. 1.00
00:40:19.520 They fucking missiled me. 1.00
00:40:20.960 Yeah. 0.99
00:40:21.180 We'll figure it out.
00:40:22.380 Just know that. 0.97
00:40:24.040 I ain't fucking stopping, dude. 0.97
00:40:25.340 Yeah, no. 0.96
00:40:26.620 Well, I mean, I think here's, here's the craziest part about the article is right here, actually.
00:40:30.680 So, it says her team, uh, in referring to the doctor that was, uh, referring this, uh,
00:40:35.480 the study, they're saying that her team is now trying to understand exactly how solar
00:40:39.940 activity affects the heart so they can find ways to protect vulnerable people when solar storms
00:40:44.940 are predicted.
00:40:46.000 Here's this.
00:40:46.740 The next big surge in solar activity is expected in 2025.
00:40:51.200 Now, that's just five years after the vaccine was rolled out.
00:40:54.780 That's just enough time for the real, bro.
00:40:58.980 Like, I've seen people with the vaccine making fun of them, trying to call it climate change 0.99
00:41:05.120 and all this shit. 0.80
00:41:05.660 Like, dude, people are getting it, dude. 0.99
00:41:06.960 And they're mad.
00:41:07.940 Oh, yeah. 1.00
00:41:08.380 They're fucking mad. 1.00
00:41:09.100 And they should be. 1.00
00:41:10.220 And by the way, I'm glad you're mad.
00:41:11.900 I just wish you would have gotten mad before.
00:41:13.620 No.
00:41:14.380 A lot sooner, man.
00:41:15.260 Yeah.
00:41:15.440 All I've ever tried to do is, is, is to help these people.
00:41:19.320 Sound the alarm.
00:41:20.060 Yeah.
00:41:20.320 That's it.
00:41:21.280 Yeah. 1.00
00:41:21.820 Well, these people are fucking liars. 1.00
00:41:23.820 They're trying to cover their shit. 1.00
00:41:25.080 Everybody knows it. 1.00
00:41:25.800 Nobody's buying it.
00:41:26.860 So.
00:41:27.320 It's a good thing.
00:41:27.860 Yeah.
00:41:29.600 Guys, that was our third and final headline.
00:41:31.420 So now it is time for our thumbs up segment.
00:41:36.240 Where I show a headline.
00:41:37.400 It's either going to get two thumbs up or two thumbs somewhere you don't want them.
00:41:41.620 And with that being said, our thumbs up headline reads. 0.96
00:41:45.440 Men with large penises wanted in casting call for documentary Too Large to Love. 1.00
00:41:52.800 It's more than just having big dick energy. 0.99
00:41:55.140 UK producers are scouting for well-endowed fellas issuing a casting call for men with large penises for a forthcoming documentary. 0.99
00:42:03.100 So, Andy, I already booked us two tickets. 0.93
00:42:05.920 We're going to go to UK.
00:42:09.000 Two, he says.
00:42:11.840 Oh, for me and Andy, thank you.
00:42:13.280 Yeah, everybody knows about you white boys. 0.95
00:42:17.100 Well, I guess so. 0.92
00:42:18.480 Us black fellas, we'll be over here. 1.00
00:42:19.700 Exactly. 0.55
00:42:20.280 Exactly.
00:42:22.100 That's right.
00:42:23.500 So, so it says, quote, this is from the documentary. 0.97
00:42:26.840 It says, quote, we'd like to speak to people about their positive and negative experiences of having a large penis or being with someone who has one. 0.83
00:42:36.060 It says, quote, reads the casting call, which has been posted online by Spungold, the producers of the documentary Too Large to Love. 0.98
00:42:43.020 So, this bold new British series will reveal the oft harsh realities of living with a titanic tallywhacker. 0.98
00:42:52.000 So, apparently, more than 50% of men, more than 50% of men in the world apparently wish to have larger penises. 0.99
00:43:03.840 But what they're saying is that the guys that have the big penises, it's not all that it's cracked up to be. 0.97
00:43:10.260 So, if eligible candidates, okay, which entail large gifted penises and they're over the age of 18 of any ethnicity or sexuality, 0.96
00:43:20.660 they will need to be willing to discuss the subject in a matter that will be appropriate for general adult audiences, Wells Online reported. 0.71
00:43:28.500 While nudity will be involved in the production, freeing the willy on screen is not a requirement for accepted applicants.
00:43:36.700 Where it gets a little weird, too, apparently this battle of the bulge isn't merely physical. 0.98
00:43:42.280 So, a dude in New York, his name's Jonah Falcone, who claims to have the world's largest penis with a 13 and a half inch behemoth when erect, 0.99
00:43:52.500 says he's sick and tired of being asked to whip it out. 0.99
00:43:55.620 So, I think he probably will be going on there.
00:43:57.580 But I don't buy it because this is what he looks like. 0.98
00:43:59.820 Like, there's no fucking way, bro. 0.98
00:44:01.740 There's no way. 0.99
00:44:02.820 No way what? 1.00
00:44:03.600 There's no way he has a fucking 14 inch. 1.00
00:44:04.960 No, he does. 1.00
00:44:05.480 I've seen it.
00:44:06.580 Okay, now, hold on.
00:44:07.440 What do you mean?
00:44:08.020 I've seen it. 1.00
00:44:08.820 I fucking saw this dude on fucking TV. 1.00
00:44:11.660 Listen, bro. 1.00
00:44:12.280 Hold on.
00:44:15.600 Hold on.
00:44:19.560 No.
00:44:21.900 Wait, hold on.
00:44:22.680 Relax.
00:44:23.020 You got to let me finish, dude.
00:44:24.220 Relax, relax.
00:44:25.440 Listen, I got to plead the fifth on this, okay?
00:44:28.840 Because I don't like to talk about my private life at all.
00:44:31.560 Mm-hmm.
00:44:32.060 Yeah.
00:44:32.200 All right.
00:44:33.780 However, I watched this guy on TV.
00:44:39.300 He was on a British television show.
00:44:41.000 Uh-huh.
00:44:41.260 And this woman, he was telling this woman, I thought the same thing you thought.
00:44:45.220 Yeah.
00:44:45.620 There's no way. 1.00
00:44:46.300 Well, they had like a fucking toilet paper roll thing that was like the size of his dick. 1.00
00:44:50.280 And he was like, you know, I showed this to you, motherfucker. 1.00
00:44:55.900 And the fucking bigger- 1.00
00:44:56.880 Oh, no, no, don't put me in the drink. 0.99
00:44:58.200 Yes.
00:44:58.260 The bigger woman, she like looked at it and like her eyes got real big. 1.00
00:45:01.540 We talked about it on the show, I thought. 0.97
00:45:03.140 Anyway, she definitely wanted to fucking shout at the title with this dude. 0.89
00:45:07.380 But anyway, yeah, he does have that. 0.96
00:45:10.320 You know what I'm saying?
00:45:10.780 And, you know, but I don't want to talk about this subject very much.
00:45:14.680 Yeah.
00:45:16.400 Like for real.
00:45:18.900 So what are we doing?
00:45:20.260 Well, I mean, like, dude, congrats for having big meat.
00:45:22.960 But like, I'm just saying like the article ain't wrong.
00:45:26.140 Like there's all kinds of problems, whether you have a little meat or a big meat.
00:45:29.760 You know what I'm saying?
00:45:30.680 And it's a lesson in perspective about, you know, the way the world works.
00:45:37.060 You're going to have advantages and disadvantages.
00:45:39.000 That's how it is. 0.99
00:45:39.780 And you get what the fuck you get. 1.00
00:45:41.300 And, you know, sometimes it works for you. 1.00
00:45:44.940 Sometimes it doesn't. 1.00
00:45:46.140 But no woman wants to fuck a dude with a fucking 13-inch dick. 1.00
00:45:50.420 It just ain't real. 1.00
00:45:51.820 That's fucking porn fantasy. 0.99
00:45:53.300 I actually understand this guy. 1.00
00:45:56.840 It probably has real problems because, you know what I'm saying?
00:45:59.680 Like it sounds funny and cool or whatever.
00:46:01.460 But like, you know, it's a grass ain't always greener.
00:46:05.040 No, it ain't.
00:46:06.600 And, you know, I don't know. 0.99
00:46:10.100 I think that show is going to make a lot of dudes feel like shit. 0.99
00:46:12.560 You know what I'm saying? 1.00
00:46:13.980 And there's so few dudes with this fucking problem of, you know, I don't know. 1.00
00:46:19.880 Like, I think it's just going to be, I think it's stupid. 1.00
00:46:22.020 I think it's stupid shit to talk about because at the end of the day, you know, whether you 1.00
00:46:26.220 have a big meat or a little meat, you know, I don't, you know, it is what it is, man. 1.00
00:46:30.980 It's how you use it.
00:46:32.300 I don't know.
00:46:33.080 That's what people say.
00:46:34.180 But like, you know, listen, bro.
00:46:37.540 I don't know, man.
00:46:39.660 It's possible.
00:46:40.660 Yeah.
00:46:40.820 I can't talk about this.
00:46:43.480 I give it.
00:46:44.060 Yeah, I go.
00:46:44.780 What am I supposed to say?
00:46:45.780 I don't know.
00:46:46.360 Is it two thumbs?
00:46:47.020 I don't know. 1.00
00:46:48.460 I think it's two thumbs in your fucking eyes because it's more shit that like honestly 1.00
00:46:53.260 is not good for people. 1.00
00:46:55.720 You know, like if you were a dude had a little bitty wiener and fucking had to like know that 1.00
00:47:02.620 like that has to suck. 1.00
00:47:05.920 Yeah, I can see that. 0.98
00:47:07.320 You see what I'm saying?
00:47:08.080 Yeah. 1.00
00:47:08.580 They know that we know that they're putting shit in our water now. 0.99
00:47:11.020 So they're trying to come up with something else to cover it up. 0.99
00:47:13.840 I don't know, bro.
00:47:15.100 It's possible. 1.00
00:47:15.940 Shoulda, coulda, woulda, motherfucker. 1.00
00:47:17.640 It is whatever. 0.99
00:47:18.300 But I mean, yeah, that's that.
00:47:24.320 Yep.
00:47:25.340 Guys, I don't know.
00:47:27.140 I don't know what else to say, bro. 0.99
00:47:28.480 I don't like talking about my own shit. 0.99
00:47:30.160 Yeah, I don't like talking about my personal life. 0.99
00:47:32.940 That's not something I talk about.
00:47:35.060 You know, like I could only give you my perspective on things and my perspective on things that
00:47:39.600 this is to plead the fifth.
00:47:43.400 Plead the fifth.
00:47:44.320 I like it.
00:47:44.900 Well, that's all I got, man.
00:47:45.980 Yeah.
00:47:47.180 Yeah.
00:47:49.660 Be happy. 1.00
00:47:50.760 You don't have a fucking too big of a dick. 1.00
00:47:52.660 Right. 1.00
00:47:53.180 Yeah.
00:47:54.000 Share the show and help it grow.
00:47:55.100 Went from sleeping on the floor.
00:48:00.060 Now my jewelry box froze. 1.00
00:48:01.780 Fuck a pole. 1.00
00:48:02.580 Fuck a stove. 1.00
00:48:03.440 Counted millions in the cold. 1.00
00:48:05.120 Bad bitch. 1.00
00:48:05.940 Booty swole. 1.00
00:48:06.780 Got her on bankroll.
00:48:08.420 Can't fold.
00:48:09.300 That's a no.
00:48:10.060 Headshot.
00:48:10.920 Case closed.
00:48:11.620 Close.
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