REAL AF with Andy Frisella - August 20, 2022


362. Andy & DJ CTI: Sam Harris' Absurd Comments About Trump, Opening Statement By Progressive Democrat & Berkeley Bans White People


Episode Stats

Length

50 minutes

Words per Minute

185.91176

Word Count

9,379

Sentence Count

1,005

Misogynist Sentences

27

Hate Speech Sentences

77


Summary

On this episode of The Realists, DJ Cruz and Andy Priscilla talk about racism in the pool, the weather in California, and how to make the world a better place. Also, a new segment called "Breaking News" where we break down breaking news stories from the past 24 hours.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 What is up guys, it's Andy Priscilla and this is the show for the realists, say goodbye
00:00:20.780 to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking
00:00:25.980 reality. Guys, today we have Andy and DJ Cruz, the motherfucking internet. That's right.
00:00:34.200 That's what we're going to do. I don't know what the fuck is going on today because I'm
00:00:37.160 busy. What happened? Oh, is there a lot? I mean, we got some decent shit out here, bro.
00:00:42.320 Okay. Yeah, there's some, yeah, there's some dicks in the pool. Oh, really? Just black
00:00:49.260 people. What's wrong with you? Strike one. Yeah. You fucking check up on the fucking
00:00:59.060 board. I can be racist against my people. Like that's fine. That's not right. It just
00:01:04.440 came out so naturally. I'm sorry. Fuck. Ah, all right. Well, this is your first time listening.
00:01:09.920 This is CTI. That stands for Cruz, the internet. This is where we put up the current events,
00:01:14.800 the issues of the day. We make fun of them. We talk about the problems in the world and
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00:01:22.720 you will hear Q and AF. That is where you submit questions. Where can they submit them?
00:01:26.620 Guys, email those questions into askandy at andyfricella.com. Okay. So email your questions
00:01:31.860 in and we'll answer them on Q and AF. And this is more personal development, how you can get
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00:01:39.640 you do. When you think about what the purpose of this show is, the purpose of this show is to
00:01:44.860 make you better and make the world better. A lot of people think it's about just talking
00:01:48.480 shit. We do that too. But the main purpose is to make everybody better and make the world
00:01:53.700 better. So if you think about like CTI is kind of like we identify the macro problems and talk
00:01:59.220 about the macro solutions. And then Q and AF, we talk about more personal issues, the micro problems,
00:02:06.900 the micro solutions. And this is how we're going to like save the entire earth. Okay. Sometimes when you
00:02:12.700 tune in, we have real talk, real talk is five to 20 minutes of me just telling you what I think it
00:02:17.780 is. All right. That's why it's called real talk. And then sometimes we have full length. The full
00:02:22.580 length is where I bring in my interesting, successful friends. Sometimes we bring in people
00:02:27.440 that disagree with what we have to say. And we do a show and we talk about how they got where they are,
00:02:34.360 what they do and how you could do the same. All right. There's a fee for the show as well. The fee
00:02:39.380 is very simple. I don't run ads. You'll notice that. Um, I don't run ads for the show. Okay.
00:02:47.300 Basically it relies entirely on word of mouth. So I need you to spread the word. If you like the
00:02:53.080 show, that's the fee. All right. Yeah. So what's up? Oh man. You know, another day in paradise.
00:03:00.820 Yeah. It's fucking nice out. It is dude. It's fucking beautiful. I'm glad all that heat shit was,
00:03:06.120 it's gone. It might not be gone, man. Sometimes it's just on a break. Yeah. That's true. It's
00:03:10.640 like 82 degrees and sunny. Perfect. 10 days straight. I'll take that. It's perfect. Yeah,
00:03:16.360 it is nice. Perfect. Like, is this what like California is like all year? Yeah. It's even
00:03:21.340 better. Just like with no communism. No, that, but dude, the communism is so bad. You can't,
00:03:26.600 it doesn't matter how good the weather is. Oh yeah, that's true. Yeah. Well, what's up? Yeah. We
00:03:34.120 got some good shit up, man. I got, got some good ones for you. So, uh, let's, let's dive
00:03:37.700 into these guys. Remember if you want to see any of these articles, pictures, links, videos,
00:03:42.020 you can go to Andy for seller.com. You can find them all there. And, uh, with that being
00:03:46.900 said, we're getting something coming over the airway. Breaking news, breaking news, breaking
00:03:52.700 news, man. This, this is, this is, let's, let's get started. Nice. And let's just get into
00:03:57.300 it, bro. Author admits he ignored Hunter Biden having corpse of children in his basement to
00:04:04.220 keep Trump from winning. I saw you see this. Yeah, I fucking saw it. So, so author and podcast
00:04:11.040 host, Sam Harris said the quote, quiet part out loud during a recent appearance on the
00:04:17.040 trigonometry podcast, comparing former president Donald Trump to an asteroid headed to earth and
00:04:24.000 admitted, uh, that he would have excused Hunter Biden for having the corpses of children in
00:04:28.980 his basement to keep Trump from a little foreshadowing. Yeah. Maybe just a little bit
00:04:34.080 here. Um, so video of the podcast made its way to Twitter on Wednesday. Um, and it showed
00:04:38.660 an animated Harris explaining just how big a threat he believed Trump was and just how much
00:04:44.000 he would have excused from Hunter Biden and even president Joe Biden, if it meant Trump could
00:04:49.540 not win reelection. Here's a quick video of it. Hunter Biden at that point, Hunter Biden
00:04:53.740 literally could have had, had the corpses of children in his basement. I would not have
00:04:59.380 cared. Right. It's like, it's, there's nothing. First of all, it's Hunter Biden, right? It's
00:05:03.520 not, it's like, it's not Joe Biden, but even if Joe, like even whatever scope of Joe Biden's
00:05:10.160 corruption is like, if you, if we could just go down that rabbit hole endlessly and, and
00:05:14.800 understand that he's getting kickbacks from Hunter Biden's deals in Ukraine or wherever else,
00:05:19.540 right. Or China, it is infinitesimal compared to the corruption we know Trump is involved
00:05:28.860 in.
00:05:29.080 And then he goes on to say in this clip for every possible way. It's like, it's not,
00:05:36.660 it's not that he's just got a few screws loose. Like every screw is loose. Every screw that
00:05:41.860 you would want totally cranked down is loose or non-existent in him. Um, and so, yeah, so
00:05:49.260 it's, but that, that's my argument. So my argument is that it was appropriate for Twitter and the
00:05:55.800 heads of big tech and journal and the heads of journalistic organizations to feel that they
00:06:02.100 were in the presence of something like a, a once in a lifetime moral emergency.
00:06:08.060 So it's trying to justify all the censorship and everything that all the media, big tech
00:06:11.900 has done because Trump was just so bad. He even said that, uh, Biden compared to Trump
00:06:16.980 is like a firefly compared to the sun, uh, doesn't even compare and all that's fine. Uh,
00:06:22.940 so he got some pushback trigonometry host, Constantine Kissin interjected then, um, saying
00:06:28.080 he needed to address one of the points he felt Harris was trying to make. Uh, so kiss, uh,
00:06:32.840 Kinson said, you're trying, you're, you're saying you're content with a left wing conspiracy
00:06:37.880 to prevent somebody being democratically reelected as president. Uh, Harris pushed back, uh, arguing
00:06:44.760 that it wasn't really left wing, uh, because of support from people like the recently defeated
00:06:49.940 Congresswoman Liz Cheney. So, um, he asked him again. Um, and that's when Harris argued that it
00:06:56.060 was not really a conspiracy theory, um, either comparing Trump to an asteroid hurtling towards
00:07:01.700 earth and saying that a group of people discussing how to prevent its impact didn't rise to the level
00:07:06.900 of conspiracy, especially since it was largely being done out in the open. What do we got on this?
00:07:13.540 He's a fucking idiot period. Okay. The guy doesn't know what he's talking about. If you know anything
00:07:20.140 about people and you watch the interview, he's clearly grasping for straws. The part we didn't
00:07:24.460 play on the show was the part where he said that Trump university was worse than anything that Joe
00:07:30.240 Biden has done. So Trump starting a university to educate people about how to fucking win in life
00:07:35.700 was a bigger sin than Joe Biden selling out our entire country, stealing all our fucking money,
00:07:40.920 uh, getting inflation to fucking what it is, uh, food costs, uh, migrants, uh, fucking high crime.
00:07:48.840 Fuck it. Dude, we could go on and on and on and on and on. This is why 80 to 90% of the people are
00:07:54.520 like, fuck Joe Biden, bro. His support is fucking 1% between the ages of fucking 18 and 30. Okay.
00:08:01.320 This guy's out of touch. He's, he fucking clearly is, has the Trump derangement syndrome to the maximum
00:08:08.900 level. But the more important thing that needs to be noted here is that this is how they fucking
00:08:14.360 think. Okay. You fucking good people out there don't realize that these people are not playing
00:08:20.500 by the same set of rules. They think it's fucking funny that the conspiracy, like this guy's admitting
00:08:26.060 that, yeah, we all knew it was true. We didn't say anything because it, because it was a once in a
00:08:30.660 lifetime moral duty. No motherfucker. This is a fucking free country. This is a fucking representative
00:08:37.700 Republic. It's we, we fucking elect people here and there's who knows how many million dude, at least
00:08:45.880 74 million people who believe otherwise. And now there's in the hundreds of millions of people that
00:08:52.740 believe otherwise. And so you motherfuckers that fucking did this shit, you're all going to pay.
00:08:58.220 You're all going to fucking deal with what's going to come and it's going to be bad for you.
00:09:02.460 And I tried to tell you for the last two years to be careful, be careful, be careful because dude,
00:09:09.520 people aren't going to forget this shit. And any, this guy will never fucking live this down.
00:09:14.380 I just can't really like, I can't really think of too many things as worse than dead kids in the
00:09:19.500 basement. They're delusional. Yeah. They're fucking delusional. Okay. This guy probably bought into all
00:09:26.120 the other bullshit. And it's like, these guys can't deal with that. They were fucking played
00:09:30.460 because they think they're intelligent and they're thinking they're intelligent. Doesn't connect with
00:09:36.220 them being wrong. So it's impossible for them to consider that maybe they were fucking lied to.
00:09:41.360 But when you start saying that Trump university is worse than fucking selling out our fucking country,
00:09:48.420 okay. And creating all this hardship for the American people, undermining our fucking elections,
00:09:54.640 stealing our fucking elections, ruining the trust in the media, ruining the trust in government,
00:10:00.420 uh, basically turning our own populace into a fucking, a bunch of rebels. Okay. If you think
00:10:07.400 that's fucking okay, you're a piece of shit. You know, how many motherfuckers lost their jobs over
00:10:14.140 this? How many motherfuckers took a fucking vaccine that they didn't fucking want to take
00:10:18.520 because of fucking the, just all the shit they were trying to push down just to fuck that election
00:10:23.360 over. It's fucking bullshit, bro. And then I, how they lie in your fucking face. They don't care if
00:10:31.600 they lie. They don't care. This is the point. And then, and then the guy who wrote this article
00:10:35.840 was like, Oh, they said the quiet part out loud. No shit. Fuckhead. I've been telling you this for
00:10:41.680 fucking two and a half motherfucking years. No, what it is, is it's all the conservatives are
00:10:47.300 fucking soft, bro. They're all like, Oh, fucking look what they did. And then I just keep letting
00:10:53.480 them do it. You know, they just like, Oh, well, there's nothing we can do. Well, the left is more
00:10:59.280 activated than the right. And it only takes a small percentage of people to completely run shit
00:11:03.620 when they offer no fucking societal or cultural resistance whatsoever, because you're afraid of
00:11:09.480 getting called a fucking name. Holy shit, man. This is disgusting. Yeah. I'd rather have the
00:11:20.920 corpses of children. Well, you know what? I don't know, man. Somebody's going to check his basement.
00:11:25.160 Hold on. I'm just saying we don't know what the fuck is going on. Yeah. Because I'm going to be
00:11:30.600 real, dude. The more the fucking, I look into this, the more that this goes on, the more crazy this shit
00:11:35.800 gets, there has to be a reason they're all colluding together and it has to be something
00:11:41.180 really fucking bad because they all work together in unison no matter what.
00:11:48.220 So there's something that all these people have in common and it's really fucking weird about the
00:11:53.240 Epstein thing. So the longer this goes and I've resisted this, I've said, I don't know, you know,
00:11:58.100 blah, blah, blah. The more I fucking see, the more I start to believe these motherfuckers are truly evil
00:12:03.780 and the pedophile thing could be a lot more true than a lot of people are willing to admit.
00:12:09.160 Yeah. You know, they're normalizing pedophilia across culture, bro. You got videos of fucking
00:12:14.880 trans people in fucking schools that are teachers talking about minor attractive persons. There's
00:12:21.520 no such thing as a minor attractive person. There's a fucking pedophile. Okay. And if you
00:12:26.920 motherfuckers think that you're going to go out in society and normalize having sex with other
00:12:32.120 motherfuckers kids, you are in for a rude awakening, bro. Cause you will be gutted in the middle of the
00:12:38.380 motherfucking street. I'm telling you that right now. So all you motherfuckers think twice before
00:12:44.840 you go online and say, Ooh, minor attracted people, because I can promise you there's people that feel
00:12:50.480 way stronger than me because I don't even have kids. And I feel that way. You know, these people feel
00:12:57.060 entitled to fucking every bit of fucking everybody else's life, bro. What's about to happen in this
00:13:02.320 country is a backlash that has never been fucking seen before. And it's going to be really hard for
00:13:07.500 a lot of good people that fucking went on this other side with good intentions that got played
00:13:13.580 that are refusing to leave. Yeah. That are refusing to admit the truth. Yeah. The backlash is coming.
00:13:18.200 I'm motherfuckers. That's right. So like, that was our breaking news. Listen, bro, this, this
00:13:23.280 fucking normalizing of pedo shit. It's where we draw the line. No, bro. It has to be fucking drawn
00:13:28.840 heavy. If you are not fucking standing up against that, you are part of it. In my opinion, we have a
00:13:35.260 fucking duty as adults, as, as good, wholesome, good hearted men and women to stand up for children.
00:13:43.540 Even if those children aren't even fucking ours, they're fucking running these kids that are five
00:13:49.360 years old and letting them fucking make decisions about their fucking pronouns and what clothes
00:13:54.080 they're going to wear and this and that and this and this and this, bro. Pediatricians. This is
00:13:58.760 fucking abuse. This is abuse. This is abuse of children. Anybody that performs these surgeries
00:14:06.440 on people that are less than 18 years old should be in fucking jail forever and have the same surgery
00:14:11.400 done to them. No, dude, they should be there forever. This shit is out of control, dude. And
00:14:16.760 I'm not the only one that feels that way, bro. I know thousands of people feel that way. I get
00:14:20.880 fucking many, many, many, many, many comments along the lines of like, can you believe this shit? Can
00:14:26.080 you believe? No, I can't believe the shit. But the reason that it's happening is because not all of
00:14:30.700 you are speaking up against it. That's real. That's real. But I want to, I wanted to get into
00:14:35.380 headline number one, bro. Cause it goes exactly straight from that. Uh, that was our breaking news.
00:14:39.880 Headline number one reads, uh, MSNBC's, uh, cross. She says, quote, I would say a civil war is here.
00:14:46.860 Okay. I saw this too. Hold on. Let me tell you something. The civil war ain't even fucking
00:14:51.580 started or close or even here. You motherfuckers are delusional. You're running out in the street
00:14:55.700 with fucking trash can lids and fucking umbrellas and nerf fucking guns and shit. You don't have any
00:15:00.120 idea about a civil war. You don't want a civil war. And I would tell you to shut the fuck up about it.
00:15:04.040 Mm-hmm. Seriously. No, seriously. Yeah. So, so just yesterday, uh, these are the people that
00:15:09.280 fucking cry when they see an AR 15. Right. Calling for civil fucking war. Right. Just know
00:15:15.100 that you're on the fucking minority side. You're on the side that will be fucking annihilated within
00:15:21.540 fucking 48 fucking hours. Well, bro, it will be a purge. It will not be a civil war. It will be a
00:15:27.120 fucking purge, a purge. And by the way, that's why we have to remain peaceful because what they're
00:15:34.580 trying to do is incite these, these conflicts so that they can come in with the military,
00:15:40.360 crush the first one or two, and then scare everybody else into this. The only way this
00:15:45.240 works is if everybody stays peaceful, that's it. So I want to clear this up right now, but these
00:15:50.520 motherfuckers are calling for this to try to incite this shit out. Yeah. But like all reality,
00:15:56.480 it's the last thing you want lady. Yeah. So, so, uh, the readout, uh, network host,
00:16:02.400 Tiffany cross, this lady, uh, she warned that a civil war is here amid violent rhetoric regarding
00:16:09.380 the FBI cross suggested it was time. Hold on. Words are violence says the people who have never
00:16:16.940 experienced fucking violence. Exactly. Words are violence, violent rhetoric. These people are so
00:16:26.940 under equipped for what the fuck they are talking about. It's disgusting. Yeah. Like, do you
00:16:33.240 understand how many pure, like patriotic Americans have lost everything the last two years because
00:16:39.420 of you motherfuckers? You do these people are stupid. Yeah. Like they're putting themselves in
00:16:45.460 real danger. Yeah. No, let's watch the clip of, uh, of her. Here it is. And they must not realize
00:16:50.960 they must not realize that when these things crack off the first time that the, in a revolution
00:16:55.780 type situation, the first people that die is the media, journalists, media. Yeah. People that push
00:17:00.440 the fucking shit. And she's sitting there with her smug ass fucking face talking about civil war.
00:17:04.780 Well, okay. Yeah. Here's the video clip of it. We have to deal with the rhetoric and you know,
00:17:12.840 I agree with you, but it's not really rhetoric we can deal with. I mean, you have millions of people
00:17:17.160 tuning into a propaganda network every night. And then as if that were not bad enough, that's an
00:17:22.420 extremist network itself. You have these fringe pop-up, uh, outlets, you know, from known to
00:17:29.060 Newsmax. Um, then you have the social media component that train has left the station. There
00:17:34.600 is no, let's deal with the rhetoric at this point. I do think we have to have serious conversations
00:17:39.320 around preparing for actual violence. Uh, people keep saying a civil war is coming. I would say a civil
00:17:44.880 war is here. And I don't mean to be hyperbolic. We can look at what has happened just in the past
00:17:49.160 week alone. Since all this has happened, we've had two people try to declare war with FBI field
00:17:53.700 offices. I don't think at this point, we're going to all pack up our bags and go home and sing
00:17:57.760 kumbaya. So from a law enforcement angle, what would you recommend the infrastructure of the
00:18:02.180 country do? Because not everybody has the security of Capitol Hill. So look how they look how they're
00:18:06.860 trying to position the FBI and the police on their fucking side. Right. After they defunded after
00:18:11.560 they're the ones that defunded and made their life miserable. And now they're trying to fucking
00:18:15.580 position that the FBI and the police is on these far left fucking side. Right. Bro, I don't know a
00:18:22.220 single motherfucking cop or a single three letter agent that fucking is on their side. Nope. Nope.
00:18:30.380 And like, and guys, if you don't think they're trying to incite some fucking bullshit, they're
00:18:34.500 talking about millions of people, but she only quotes two people, two people, two people. What about,
00:18:39.340 hold on? What about the fucking dude that ran over all the people at Christmas? Yeah. What
00:18:43.840 about the subway shooter? Right. What about the fucking supermarket shooter? Right. What
00:18:47.440 about the Uvalde shooter? What about fucking, uh, the 50 other fuck? What about all the fucking
00:18:52.240 crime? What about the flash fucking mob that blew up the 7-11 in Los Angeles last night? What
00:18:57.740 about the crime rate at every, what about you motherfuckers letting out all the prisoners? What
00:19:01.520 about all these innocent people in these communities getting fucking losing their neighbors and their
00:19:05.280 loved ones and their aunts and their uncles and their moms and dads because you motherfuckers
00:19:08.600 won't allow the police to fucking do their jobs. You ain't fooling nobody lady. You motherfuckers
00:19:13.700 are on the wrong end of a fucking gun for real, for real dude, because it ain't 74 million anymore.
00:19:20.100 It's fucking way more than that. Oh yeah. You know how many fucking people that are like good
00:19:24.040 hearted Democrats are like, Holy shit, bro. These people are truly fucking evil. I hear that every
00:19:29.700 fucking day, every day. My inbox is filled with more and more and more people who are fucking
00:19:35.540 previously left people who are like, bro, I'm not fucking with this shit. It's just fucking
00:19:42.080 insane. Yeah. They're going to not, you know, and they're trying to position it. Like these
00:19:46.360 people are with them. Listen, you motherfuckers are out on your own. You just don't get it yet.
00:19:50.700 No. Well, and like, and dude, like, like I said, guys, it's funny how they keep calling for
00:19:56.720 violence. Like the weakest people in the world, in our fucking country are the ones calling for
00:20:02.640 violence. They're the least prepared to have it. And the reason they call for it is because they
00:20:06.560 assume the police and the military is on their fucking side. Right. Well, I mean, yeah, think
00:20:11.220 about it. They got most of them out with the vaccine and shit. Right. What happens when the
00:20:14.720 fucking, uh, when the elections happen and the police and the military are no longer on your side.
00:20:19.520 Right. Right. And then nobody's on your side. That's real, man. Hold on. Yeah. Is it? Because
00:20:26.880 I don't think they're thinking that far ahead. And this is very dangerous for America because this is
00:20:32.080 how genocides happen. Yeah. This is how, this is how fucking Hitler came to power. You fucking
00:20:37.900 idiots don't get it. You keep saying Donald Trump's Hitler. No, there's somebody, there's people out
00:20:42.960 there with far more extreme viewpoints that could go out and fucking win this election because of how
00:20:48.500 fucking extreme the far progressive left has gotten. And dude, if that happens, if that were
00:20:54.840 to happen and it's, they better pray it's Trump dude, because if it ain't Trump and it's somebody
00:20:59.720 more extreme, bro, they'll be using the same fucking people to knock on your motherfucking
00:21:05.280 doors. Well, it shouldn't be. And I'm not advocating for that. I'm telling you we're in a dangerous
00:21:10.560 situation. People like this woman are, are creating a situation for the backlash to be extremely
00:21:17.320 fucking hard and heavy. Yeah. And she has no idea. She has no idea. She fucking left
00:21:22.260 there talking. We're in a civil war and walk straight out into fucking Nordstrom's and got
00:21:26.280 her fucking Starbucks. Right. These people are out of fucking touch, dude. You are out
00:21:30.680 of touch. There are fucking so many American citizens out there that own like aren't their
00:21:34.700 own armored vehicles and have fucking literal arsenals and have organized fucking like groups
00:21:40.640 of people in their neighborhood. Like you do not fucking understand what the fuck you're
00:21:45.220 talking about.
00:21:47.320 People. And by the way, all those people are just kind of waiting.
00:21:51.040 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like they've been ready. Like that's what I tried to say a few
00:21:54.960 shows ago. The only thing that's keeping it from happening is that, you know, people are a little
00:22:00.180 scared of the law because the fucking law is not enforcing against criminals. It's only enforcing
00:22:04.860 against quote unquote domestic terrorists. Exactly. So like the good people out there that want to
00:22:10.780 fucking stop the crime, that want to stand up for their neighbor, that want that want to fucking
00:22:14.380 remove some of these tyrants from. They're all just kind of waiting, dude.
00:22:17.880 Yeah. Like if you think they're not there, you're fucking insane.
00:22:20.760 Well, here's the thing, man. Like and they just keep muddying the waters so much. I have a follow
00:22:24.900 up headline here. And then this is kind of crazy. So this follow up headline reads U.S.
00:22:30.980 is allowing former Taliban employees to migrate to the United States under a refugee program
00:22:38.140 billed as for interpreters. So like they're trying to incite a civil war. We have literal
00:22:47.120 demoralization. Our identity is being stripped away. And now we're allowing we're going to have
00:22:53.140 conflict in this in this country. Yes. Because of what they're doing at the border, bro.
00:22:58.860 It's insane. And we're bringing these people over. I know. And we still have thousands of
00:23:02.600 Americans left in Afghanistan, bro. I know, dude. I know. Well, when we get back in power,
00:23:07.500 we're going to have to have serious discussions about literally fucking rounding up every single
00:23:11.540 non-American citizens in this fucking country and shipping them the fuck out of here. No.
00:23:17.280 Like it's insane, but you know, it's all good because Biden's on a, you know, this third vacation.
00:23:21.700 Yeah. I don't have a problem with immigrants coming here the right way. That's how it's supposed
00:23:25.580 to be. This illegal shit where we're flying over all the fucking people that nobody else wants
00:23:30.020 into America. No, we're not doing that illegally. Nothing. When it says bring us your sick, bring
00:23:36.120 us your weak, bring us your tired. That means the right way. Not fucking swimming across the border
00:23:41.200 because your own country fucking doesn't want you. Fuckers. I ain't about it, bro. Yeah.
00:23:47.100 Well, I mean, and what's even more dangerous is the people that are coming across because they
00:23:50.860 actually want to cause harm. It's already happening, dude. It's just not being reported in the
00:23:54.240 media. There's all kinds of crimes being committed by these people coming over. That's not being
00:23:59.140 reported by the media. They're murdering people. They're raping people. They're fucking creating
00:24:03.260 chaos. It's already happening. It's just barely being reported. No, that was headline. Number
00:24:08.860 one guys moving right along the headline. Number two, headline number two. Uh, this is a good
00:24:14.020 one. I love this one. All right. Reads one honest DC attorney, incredible opening statement
00:24:21.020 made by progressive Democrat public defender at a J six trial quote. They had every right
00:24:27.860 to come together and object the certification of the election. This is an awesome fucking
00:24:33.120 article, bro. Um, it's pretty fucking sweet. So, uh, the article reads, it was surreal to
00:24:38.920 witness a progressive Democrat Republic, uh, public defender stand up for the constitutional
00:24:45.080 rights of a Trump supporter, uh, in a Washington DC federal courtroom this past week. Um, although
00:24:51.240 some will say Natasha Taylor Smith, this young lady here, um, was just doing her job by defending
00:24:58.140 her client, Kyle Fitzsimmons. She is a rare exception to the rule. Many JC, uh, J six public defenders
00:25:04.680 have completely neglected their clients. Uh, so I want to read just a little bit of her opening
00:25:09.880 statement, bro. Cause it actually made me start tearing up a little bit. Um, her opening
00:25:13.860 statement reads, uh, the 2020 presidential election was unlike any in modern times, regardless of what
00:25:21.880 side of the aisle you stood on. There were intense thoughts and feelings about the way in which each
00:25:26.960 state handled the process for Mr. Fitzsimmons. The election results of this community came as no real
00:25:33.780 shock to him. No Republican candidate for president had won four electoral college votes from Maine
00:25:40.300 since 1988. But shortly after the election, Mr. Fitzsimmons started to hear about irregularities across
00:25:47.360 the country and not just from your typical aluminum foil wearing hack conspiracy theorists. He was hearing
00:25:53.920 these stories from mainstream media, from global, uh, elected officials, from state elected officials, from
00:25:59.760 federal elected officials, and from the president of the United States himself. And if the old adage
00:26:06.100 quote, where's there's smoke, there's fire has any credence whatsoever. Mr. Fitzsimmons felt as though
00:26:12.560 he was watching a towering inferno. And so he watched intently as challenge and rallies were held across
00:26:19.200 the country. And although he saw the results of each challenge fade away, he was still being pulled by the
00:26:25.280 same mainstream individuals and by the chief executive officer of this nation that there was a plan that
00:26:32.780 plan did not include the military and not include violence or guns or weapons of any kind. All that
00:26:38.620 needed to happen was for the state's legislatures to come together on January 6th and to object the
00:26:45.680 certification, to come together on January 6th and object to the certification. They had every right to
00:26:53.440 do so. And each of them had taken an oath to protect our constitution. And that included ensuring free and
00:26:59.700 fair elections. It was their responsibility. And if the Congress, uh, men did that and they found
00:27:05.180 there to be irregularities, they would act. And if they did it, it would be over. And Joseph R. Biden
00:27:10.680 will be sworn in as a 46th president of the United States. She completely stood up for his rights
00:27:16.340 completely. There's not a doubt about it. And it was moving, bro. And she closed out by saying,
00:27:22.640 you know, I hope you, you know, listen to the arguments and see the evidence and find my client not
00:27:26.300 guilty. Um, I thought it was fucking awesome. Well, how do we know she's progressive? Uh, I mean,
00:27:34.000 she's pretty progressive. Well, I'm just saying, cause like it's shocking for sure to me to see
00:27:39.920 this, but it's also, you know, hopeful because the foundation of America is based upon people
00:27:45.140 of different beliefs, respecting the rule of law and respecting the constitution. And the biggest
00:27:49.820 problem that's been happening here and why 80% of the people are on one side and maybe fucking
00:27:54.780 20 on the other side, or even 90, 10 reasons like that is because the constitution has been
00:28:00.880 completely thrown out the motherfucking window for the last fucking, uh, since March of 2020.
00:28:06.200 Okay. When you decided to shut down our fucking companies and our fucking businesses and then
00:28:11.160 go from there and everything after that, the rule of law collusion has been obvious. Uh, the,
00:28:17.780 the media collusion has been obvious to everybody. The corporate collusion has been obvious to
00:28:22.120 everybody. People are waking up to what the 2030 agenda is. They're waking up to the influence of
00:28:26.800 some of these, uh, global institutions like the world economic forum. And they're starting to realize
00:28:32.120 holy shit. Our constitution is here for a fucking reason. Okay. What if that was our side? Exactly.
00:28:39.500 What if that was, what if it had went the other way? And that's what most of these leftists don't
00:28:43.220 get like this first fucking idiot that was on, uh, whatever his name was. I don't care. Harris,
00:28:48.660 dude, this guy, this guy doesn't understand that he's, he doesn't understand that one day.
00:28:55.700 And by the way, the second woman too, who said the civil war thing, your time in the sun is coming
00:29:01.320 to an end. And that pendulum that you've been riding on for the last decade, that's going left,
00:29:07.540 left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left is swinging back. Right. And it's
00:29:12.120 going to swing back very hard. Right. And I don't agree with that, but that's, what's going to happen
00:29:16.500 because of the behavior that has been very consistent from certain elements of the fucking
00:29:24.400 Democrats. And, and now it seems like most of them. Okay. So she, at least this woman is starting
00:29:31.580 to understand like, Holy shit, we got to stand up for what the fuck what's right. Not what we want
00:29:37.340 because it's convenient to our cause right now. Yeah. And you know, it's kudos to her for recognizing
00:29:43.340 that that's how everybody should be. That's how every judge should be. And if every judge
00:29:47.480 was like that and every prosecutor was like that and they all fucking stood up for the
00:29:51.920 rule of law, depending on, uh, regardless of what their personal beliefs are, we live
00:29:55.740 in a very different society. So yeah, it was refreshing to see. Yeah. Yep. You know, I just
00:30:04.920 thought, bro, I thought it was fucking awesome. You know what? It's the right thing to be.
00:30:08.520 Yeah. Yeah. And I mean, I was doing some, trying to do some little bit more digging in
00:30:14.720 there, but she, so she actually ran for a local circuit, uh, judge position under Democrats.
00:30:20.900 I mean, yeah. Well, my point, I mean, who knows if she's like super crazy far left, she
00:30:24.860 might just be a normal person that identifies as a Democrat. They've polarized people so far
00:30:29.700 away. Exactly. And dude, there's 10% on the far right that want to kill everybody. There's
00:30:35.340 10% on the far left that want to make every kid fucking into the opposite gender. Okay.
00:30:41.000 And there's 80% of people in the middle that are like, fuck this shit. You, if you're in
00:30:46.120 a 80% and you're like, fuck this shit, you need to stand up for fucking America right now.
00:30:50.800 You need to stand up for the constitution right now. You need to get engaged right now. You
00:30:55.300 need to fucking work on your own personal excellence and raising up your standard right
00:30:58.860 now. These things have to happen. Now, a cultural revolution must happen and people must
00:31:04.380 unite over the values of this country. Okay. It has to happen or we're going to lose
00:31:09.880 it. I'm going to say, well, there will be no value. Yeah. But I can promise you just
00:31:14.780 for the lefties calling for civil violence and shit, uh, you over there in that 10% of
00:31:19.640 the far left, uh, that 90% is the one with the guns, dumb asses. Civil war. Insane, dude.
00:31:29.180 Guys, our third and final headline. And by the way, you would be mistaken to think that
00:31:35.840 our own military can defeat our entire country in a fucking battle because it can't, it's
00:31:41.380 not capable. Oh, not, not in the skit, not in that sort of war. No. So you're talking
00:31:48.680 about Vietnam all over again. They can't win it ever. Guerrilla warfare. Yeah.
00:31:52.580 Guys, our third and final headline of the show, Andy and DJ go back to college. You ready
00:32:01.320 for this? Headline reads, Berkeley co-op bans white people from common areas to avoid
00:32:07.900 white violence and presence. And all students trying to sign in are asked to declare their
00:32:13.840 race. Andy and DJ go back to college. Let's just go like, like, let's just go fuck that
00:32:20.620 all that shit up, bro. I saw a video of this. There's a video floating around of this where
00:32:25.240 they, they actually kick a white person out of the, the, the people of color area or whatever.
00:32:31.440 Yeah. So this is, that's insane, bro. That's like the shit. Like, that's the shit that we
00:32:35.340 just went through in the fucking sixties. Right. You dumb fucking you people who were at these
00:32:40.300 Ivy league colleges so fucking stupid, you know, and these, these elite colleges, you're
00:32:44.680 so fucking stupid. Your intelligence is so fucking low that you can't even understand
00:32:51.000 that. That's what the fuck we just went through. All these people are so self-righteous. They're
00:32:56.440 manufacturing some sort of civil rights movement, like of the fucking new, like, bro. No, you're
00:33:02.380 not. No. Like you're actually breaking the law. Not only that, not only that you're reversing
00:33:07.460 culture in the wrong way. You stupid fucks. Yeah. We, we already solved all this. We were well
00:33:12.020 on our way to getting much better before you guys who were raised for the last 20 years
00:33:17.760 in, in a communist indoctrination school system. Now, all of a sudden, you know, you, you hate
00:33:23.800 your own people because you grew up fucking upper middle class wealthy. Yeah. Dude, this
00:33:28.640 shit is fucked up, bro. You don't find no, you listen here. You don't find any black people
00:33:33.680 agree with this. Yeah, no, but it's funny. They did a tour and they're all the people, all
00:33:37.980 the kids walking around, they're all white. Yeah. They're all white. It's all white
00:33:40.660 liberal. I'm like, so where are they at? Like, bro, listen, these white college educated,
00:33:46.080 like liberal progressive people, they're fucking poison. Oh yeah. Yeah. These are the people
00:33:53.800 that didn't get their ass beat. These are the people that got participation trophies.
00:33:57.620 These are the people that don't know history. They don't know what the Weimar Republic is.
00:34:01.560 They haven't fucking looked it up. All this shit's already happened. They didn't teach you
00:34:05.000 motherfuckers history because they want to fucking rerun the play on you dumbasses. No. Yeah.
00:34:09.940 So, so, so guys, so you, you know, the backstory of this. So, so the article reads an off campus
00:34:14.320 co-op, uh, for students at the university of California, Berkeley named the person of color
00:34:20.140 theme house has banned white guests from entering common areas of the house. A list of house rules
00:34:28.240 revealed that occupants were told, uh, many POC, uh, people of color moved here to be able to avoid
00:34:34.640 white violence and presence. So white violence. Yeah. I don't know. Hold on. I want to see the
00:34:39.260 fucking examples of the white violence at UC Berkeley. I know. I want to see the fucking
00:34:43.420 examples they're talking about. Yeah. Words are not violence. Dumbass. Okay. The generation
00:34:49.360 that grew up getting punched in the fucking face. We all understand that. All right. You
00:34:53.280 pussies don't. Okay. Um, let's see the white violence. I want to see it. Yeah. I want to see
00:35:02.920 the white racial fucking violence that you're talking about. Yeah. It's weird. So like, like,
00:35:07.180 and at the same time, they're saying they want an inclusive environment. And so, uh, the
00:35:12.520 accommodation is located close to Berkeley's campus. It's a five story, 30 room home that
00:35:18.220 can house up to 50 students or 56 students. Uh, but the rules, which were leaked on a social
00:35:23.980 media, uh, has caused outrage with many people slamming the restrictions as racist, um, as others
00:35:30.080 come forward and reveal their experiences living in the co-op. So one mixed race Reddit user who
00:35:36.180 claimed to have lived at the house said that their presence as a light skinned
00:35:40.460 person was not received. Well, they said house members called them slurs and they
00:35:45.360 were even, they were even not allowed to let, uh, my dad enter the house because he's
00:35:50.380 white, her own father. Insane. So here's a picture of the screenshot of some of the
00:35:56.520 rules, man. It's, uh, says POC house guest rules, uh, says house members and rules
00:36:01.400 should always be respected by all guests. Who are these people, bro? Like, why are we
00:36:06.640 a white person wrote this, bro? A hundred percent, but I'm just saying like, that's cream
00:36:13.060 soda. Imagine walking into a fucking house POC house guest rule, right?
00:36:19.080 Right. And you got to stay outside, dude. It's ridiculous, man. It's crazy. Here's some
00:36:34.720 of the other rules. So it's like guest limit, uh, mass guest limit, uh, per house member
00:36:39.920 is five guests. All guests must wear masks in common places. Of course, um, always announce
00:36:45.740 guest in the guest chat. If they will be in common spaces with you. And if they are white,
00:36:50.320 uh, guests are allowed in common spaces, but please be mindful if there are house members
00:36:56.140 in the room beforehand, white guests are not allowed in the common space. This is insane.
00:37:01.680 What if you just took white and you put black? Exactly. Hold on. No, literally change it.
00:37:06.320 Remove the word white and put black. Let's try it. Uh, remove the word. Okay. Read it. Yeah.
00:37:10.800 Always announce guests in the guest chat. If they will be in common spaces with you. And if
00:37:15.560 they are black, read the next one, uh, guests are allowed in common spaces. Uh, but please
00:37:20.660 be mindful if there are house members in the room beforehand, black guests are not allowed
00:37:24.220 in the common spaces. I'm fucking sick of this shit. I am fucking sick of this shit. This
00:37:31.800 is divisive communist identity politics, bullshit put upon useful fucking idiots. And these people
00:37:38.780 let's try these people should be like shamed for the rest of their fucking lives. Yeah.
00:37:45.520 Yeah. I like it. It's not even a shame, dude. It's like, bro, there's no place in society.
00:37:50.000 No, there isn't. There's no place. There was no place for it back then. No, there's no place
00:37:53.620 for it fucking now. There's no place for it tomorrow, bro. I agree. These people have to
00:37:56.600 be like, like they, they cannot be allowed to function in society, bro. They're going to
00:38:00.820 get sued. This is going to, this is going to end up in a massive suit. So you see
00:38:04.720 Berkeley's actually trying to pull back from it saying that like, Hey, that's not a, that's
00:38:08.040 not a campus institution. Doesn't matter. Motherfuckers. This is what the fuck you teach.
00:38:11.760 This is what they fucking believe. Yeah. Fuck you. Cause they know it's a massive fucking
00:38:15.220 lawsuit. No shit, dude. Like that. I'm, I want to go fucking enroll just to fucking get
00:38:18.960 it. I want to go there just so I can be in a lawsuit. That's what I'm saying. Like
00:38:21.860 bro, it'd be, we make billions. You know what I'm saying? Like, you know, we go in as
00:38:26.080 a gay conservative couple, bro. Like we would fucking, we would own Berkeley, bro.
00:38:29.960 Yeah. Well, fucking own it. Like, what are you going to do? You got, like, what are you
00:38:34.040 going to say? I don't know. I'm just sick of the identity fucking division, bro. Like
00:38:42.100 I'm sick of it. Like if you're a fucking person who fucking see someone in their skin color
00:38:47.680 and you think differently of them because of their skin color. Fuck you, dude. No, I
00:38:51.760 don't give a fuck. Fuck off. Fuck you. Fuck out. I don't want to know you. I don't want
00:38:56.320 to be a, I don't want to fucking be friends with you. And I don't want to do business with
00:38:59.800 you. I don't want to hire you. You can eat shit. That's how I feel about it. I don't
00:39:03.060 care what, I don't care what direction it goes. If it's white to black, black to
00:39:06.860 white, Asian to white, white to Asian. I don't fucking care. Like if you're dumb
00:39:11.680 enough and you're that low intelligence to fucking judge someone by their
00:39:15.900 appearance or the color of their skin or because they got a disability or because
00:39:19.700 they're different or whatever, you're a fucking low IQ, dumb motherfucker.
00:39:25.340 NPC, bro. Yeah. You are dumb as fuck. I don't care what fucking school your degree is
00:39:29.860 from. Yeah. Not to mention. By the way, just so you know, and this is from someone
00:39:34.780 who is at a pretty high level fucking CEO. Okay. Those degree titles that you all think
00:39:43.440 mean so much are meaning less and less and less and less. And in fact, they're becoming
00:39:47.320 a liability because when people fucking send me a fucking resume from a woke fucking school,
00:39:53.000 I fucking don't hire them. Yeah. I'm gonna get fucked. Yeah. Yeah. That's real shit.
00:39:57.420 Yeah. That's real shit. So you should fucking really think about it. Yeah. Not to mention,
00:40:01.080 bro. Guess how much the rent is. It's the thousand dollars a month, bro. That's how much the rent
00:40:05.400 is to stay there. Thousand dollars a month. Imagine being a white person. You can't even go to the
00:40:09.960 fucking common rooms, but you're paying a thousand dollars a month for it. I want to enroll just to
00:40:15.420 fuck with them, bro. It makes me so fucking angry, dude. Yeah. Like, like these people,
00:40:20.740 like these stupid kids, they want to be socially relevant and think they're part of a movement.
00:40:25.540 So they're creating a problem that they can like fucking pretend that they solved, bro. Shit was
00:40:31.260 way better before you motherfuckers were around. Anybody will tell you that anybody who's 40 years
00:40:36.220 old will tell you that before these 20 fucking something college kids started getting their
00:40:41.160 fucking loud voices and shit going, life was way better. You motherfuckers didn't get your asses
00:40:46.080 beat growing up. You didn't have to work for anything. You didn't have to fucking win
00:40:50.600 anything. You got a trophy for showing the fuck up. And that's not the way the world works.
00:40:55.040 And people are tired of your bitching. They're tired of your screaming. They're tired of your
00:40:59.260 communist division. They're tired of all your shit. So get ready because the social backlash
00:41:04.420 that you've had so much fun putting onto everybody that's, that's somewhat of a normal human who judges
00:41:11.060 people by the content of their fucking heart and character, not the color of their fucking skin.
00:41:15.720 that backlash is going to come down on you. So fucking hard. And I'm going to laugh my
00:41:22.580 ass off right there with these people think they're so fucking smart, bro. We're just dumb
00:41:29.420 Neanderthal idiots. Well, just remember you guys, most of the country is dumb Neanderthal
00:41:36.200 idiots, but they are. Yeah. Lots of guns. Yeah. And anger issues. Is that what you said?
00:41:41.540 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Not everybody gets to run a fucking podcast and get all their emotions
00:41:48.940 out. Imagine if I had to fucking keep this shit bottled up. No shit. We'd be down in Berkeley
00:41:55.840 right now. Some of y'all already be feeling it. Yeah. It's real, man. Well, I mean, we'll see
00:42:03.160 what comes of this, man. I really do hope. I'm sick of this shit. I hope they shut it fucking
00:42:06.280 down. Bro, I'm sick of this shit. That needs to be shut down. Bro, if you're a fucking white
00:42:09.540 person you're being discriminated against, sue them. Sue them. Sue the fuck out of them.
00:42:13.560 Yeah. I am sick of this shit. Racism goes all ways, not just one way to the other way.
00:42:19.580 And if you think differently, eat shit. Yeah. If you're that fucking shitty of a person to
00:42:26.900 judge someone by their fucking color of their skin, bro, you don't belong. You're not an
00:42:31.120 American. You're something else. Yeah. Roll the fuck up. It's real, man. Well, guys, that
00:42:38.140 was our three headlines. It's time for the final segment of the show. I mean, bro, are
00:42:43.280 you not tired of it? You know, I am. I think that's what I'm saying. Like you're like, like,
00:42:47.800 like you get it from both sides. Yeah. Like, like, bro, if I was in that fucking place, my
00:42:51.160 mom wouldn't be able to come in there. Like, what the fuck? You know what I'm saying? But
00:42:54.080 I think, I think it's, it's, it's important. Like, like, like you just said, man, like we
00:42:57.600 gotta, you gotta battle that shit. Push the, push the fuck back. If you're a fucking white,
00:43:02.100 white, white student down there, I would cause all hell. Yeah. See, the problem is, bro, is white
00:43:06.280 people are afraid to speak up about this shit. Okay. White people, not every, white
00:43:10.840 people are scared to death of being called a fucking racist because 10 years ago, if
00:43:16.840 you got called a racist, you fucking were out of business, bro. You got fired. You
00:43:20.980 lost your shit. White people are like that scared kid that gets their ass beat every
00:43:26.640 day and fucking knows it's wrong, but just takes it because they don't, they, they fear
00:43:30.960 what will happen if they stand up to it. That's the truth. That's the truth. I'll tell you
00:43:35.620 this. If you're a black person in that fucking house, I I'd be having, I'd be
00:43:38.680 having white people over the party every fucking day. Well, I'm just saying
00:43:41.260 that's true. Every fucking white person is listening to this right now. Every
00:43:45.700 fucking single one of them now in their head. Yes, that's true. Guaranteed. You
00:43:49.500 fuckers have to stand up for yourselves. Okay. Stand up for yourselves. There's
00:43:53.600 nothing wrong in saying, Hey, that's bullshit. Discrimination is
00:43:58.580 discrimination. Yeah, that's right. You don't discriminate against anybody. You
00:44:01.360 don't let anybody discriminate against you. Exactly. And calling
00:44:05.620 discrimination out is not racist. No, like, like, bro, listen, it's a
00:44:09.900 real problem, bro. It's a real problem. You got headlines in the
00:44:12.980 fucking Washington post and New York times talking about, uh, the
00:44:17.600 elimination of the fucking white people. Yeah. Every fucking major woke
00:44:20.880 college is like, bro, that's not okay. No, it's not okay. No. Under the guise of
00:44:25.460 what? Inclusion and fucking like, like, come on now. Like, what are we
00:44:29.760 talking about? I'm just sick of it, bro. Yeah. I think, I think
00:44:33.840 people, I also feel like too, bro, people are kind of like, they're aware
00:44:37.060 that the word racism has no more weight, bro. No, they're not. You're
00:44:41.060 aware. I'm aware. The regular white person walking the street is not
00:44:44.660 aware. They don't live out in the public eye like I do. They don't, they
00:44:47.480 don't, they don't take the fucking, the, the, the arrows and shit like you
00:44:51.320 and I do. Yeah. They don't fucking know. They don't know that there's
00:44:54.180 nothing to be afraid of anymore. Right. It's like the fucking boogeyman under the
00:44:57.700 bed, bro. Like, it's not there. Nobody's buying it, bro. If you're
00:45:02.380 listening to this show right now, are you buying it? Guarantee the answer is
00:45:05.480 probably no. No, it's over. When the white liberals allow, when the fucking
00:45:11.300 black people allow the white liberals to say the N word with the R on the end
00:45:14.980 of it. With Clarence Thomas. When Clarence Thomas. Yeah. That shit ended then. Yeah.
00:45:18.880 It was over then. It was over then. That was definitely like, it was dying well
00:45:22.940 before that. There was all kinds of white liberals saying the N word with the hard R on
00:45:26.600 the end. Bro, calling them porch monkeys and shit, man. Yeah, bro. And, and no,
00:45:30.640 and nobody said shit. It went unchecked. Okay. So we got, we got, I'm not, when was
00:45:35.300 the last time we saw anybody in the, in the common sense group say that word
00:45:40.200 publicly and like that and shit. It doesn't like, dude, 50 years ago and nothing
00:45:46.040 happened. So like, bro, all you got to do is say, that's not right. It's not right.
00:45:53.280 It's the discrimination against any person for any fucking reason is fucking
00:46:00.060 wrong. Especially based on how they fucking look or where they were born.
00:46:05.420 How, how stupid are you motherfuckers? Right. Like people can't help where the
00:46:09.780 fuck they're born or what color they are or what the fuck. Like, dude, it's so
00:46:14.500 disgusting. It's just, I don't know, man. I'm just over it. Yeah. Well, and you
00:46:21.280 should be too. Listen, you should be too. Guys, our final segment of the show, as
00:46:26.700 always, we have our thumbs up headline where I show a headline and you're going to get
00:46:30.200 two thumbs up or two thumbs somewhere. You don't want them. With that being said, our
00:46:35.120 thumbs up headline reads mullet mania, meet the contestants for the kids mullet
00:46:41.660 championship. Need to know if mullets are coming back, bro. Okay. Fuck. Clearly they
00:46:46.900 are. There's like 17 dudes here in the building that got them. Yeah. So let's, let's go through
00:46:51.420 these. Nathaniel's got the best one though. This is pretty decent, but do these kids
00:46:55.460 are, they're killing it. I'm just saying on the air right now going on record. Nathaniel's
00:46:59.740 got the best one. Uh, uh, Josh's is pretty good too, but I think he cut it. What does Alex
00:47:06.320 have? Like, I mean, Josh, Josh linear had a good one, but I think he cut it. Yeah.
00:47:09.740 But like what's Alex Luber's got going on right there. I will. That's the Joe dirt. That's
00:47:13.980 different. That's different. Yeah. That's Nathan. There's nothing. What about Mason here?
00:47:20.500 What about this kid? That's a fucking damn good mullet, bro. It's pretty decent. I guarantee
00:47:25.040 you, I guarantee you that kid's favorite first form energy drink is the fucking citrus burst
00:47:32.320 because it tastes like Mountain Dew. I promise. Now we don't run ads on the show, but those
00:47:37.360 are mighty good. Yeah. Hey, Xander. This fuck. Come on. He's from Missouri. Yeah. He's
00:47:45.100 from Kennedy. We got this one. We got Rico Suave. That's dude. All right. So when I was
00:47:50.120 a kid, listen, bro, when I was a kid, that's how we wore him. That's you. That's a, is that
00:47:54.680 not Joe? Joe, Joe comes from the same town and the same, we're the same age. That's what
00:47:59.820 we wore. We had the side shade with the lines in them. That's it right there. Oh yeah.
00:48:03.580 Fuck. Yeah. I might do that. That's some good looking shit right there. Oh man. Epic bro.
00:48:11.040 I, his name's Epic. Can I, can I not, that's fucking awesome. Do you know how happy I am
00:48:16.660 that this is actually happening in real life? Yeah. Like I thought it was just us. Like
00:48:22.140 I thought we were the weird generation. Like it was never happening again. And like, that's
00:48:26.920 why we were a little different, but it's nice to, you know, what's going to happen.
00:48:30.700 These kids are going to grow up and fucking rule the world. Fuck. Yeah. Oh, this kid's
00:48:35.320 got an America flag inside of his head. Let's fucking do this. Fucking dope. Pretty
00:48:38.960 good. Oklahoma. Oklahoma. Yeah. These are good. Yeah, dude. Anymore? No. I mean, there's
00:48:47.080 like 25 of them. Oh really? You guys can find these online. You know, I would say out of
00:48:51.500 all these, hold on, click through like, dude, nah, it's too bad. Eli's is the best.
00:48:57.900 You are. That's the shit right there. He's got the Viper shades on, the Pit Vipers. Pit
00:49:01.780 Vipers. It looks like he's about to steal your girl. Dude. Don't bring your girl around
00:49:08.600 this dude. Do not. This dude's like, he's probably what, like eight, nine. This dude, this dude,
00:49:13.960 this dude will fucking drink a first form energy drink, punch a hole in the wall and
00:49:20.640 steal your girl. And take her to White Castle. That's right. In his fucking El Camino. Right.
00:49:27.300 Right. If Andy Fussell was a kid today's time, that's how we would look like. Oh yeah, for
00:49:33.460 sure. But I would be like way fatter. Yeah. Like this kid, this kid keeps fit. That's not
00:49:39.360 me, bro. I was eating like cheese sandwiches with Doritos on him and shit. Yeah. Like
00:49:43.540 that's what I ate. Good shit. Eli Phillips from Hogan's Bird. Huh? He got swag. Oh yeah.
00:49:49.820 Yeah. Yeah. You listen, don't, don't bring your girl around this dude. Yeah. No, no,
00:49:55.140 it's bad. He's taking it. Eli Phillips, Hogan's Bird, New York. Well, I mean, you're
00:50:00.380 famous. Yeah. Hope you win, bro. Hope you win. Oh, I love it. Guys, Andy, that's all I
00:50:06.320 got. All right, guys. Appreciate you. Love you. If you found value in the show, share the
00:50:11.160 show. That's how we grow it.
00:50:13.540 Went from sleeping on the floor. Now my jewelry box froze. Fuck a pole, fuck a stole.
00:50:18.720 Counted millions in the code. Bad bitch, booted, swole. Got her on bankroll. Can't fold.
00:50:24.600 That's a no. Headshot, case closed.