REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 40. The Land Of Opportunity？

00:00:00.000 told my teacher dumb bitch i'm gonna get millions watch this in the project living

00:00:04.680 spoke it till existence mo changed to 50 got mo cost than did it i only weigh 180 but my watch

00:00:11.720 cost 250 let me ask you this why the motherfucker even want to be president why well no if you if

00:00:21.680 you if you break it down why does he want to be president i'm gonna tell you why because the

00:00:26.380 motherfucker's a lifetime politician that's all he fucking knows and he's done nothing but pander

00:00:31.180 and pander and pander and pander and do fucking nothing for america his whole fucking life okay

00:00:36.600 and on the flip side you have a billionaire a multi-fucking billionaire okay who can do you

00:00:43.400 guys don't understand because you probably don't even know any billionaires let me tell you something

00:00:47.280 when you're a billionaire you can do whatever the fuck you want whenever you want anytime you could

00:00:54.600 go anywhere you could buy anything if you get bad service at a restaurant you could buy the

00:00:59.960 motherfucker and not even drop a fucking drop a sweat you can do anything so let me ask you

00:01:07.400 something why the fuck would you give that up to be president of the united states for 400 grand a

00:01:13.680 year why would you he doesn't donate that he doesn't even get that yeah so why would you do that so let's

00:01:18.860 just at the core let's just ask ourselves why why would you ruin your own lifestyle to to fuck it

00:01:27.840 and i i think the answer is because the man cares about america so you have on one hand a man that

00:01:34.740 cares about his own career and legacy and you have another man over here that he probably cares about

00:01:41.000 his legacy a lot too in fairness all right i'm trying to be fair but the motherfucker doesn't have to

00:01:46.320 be there and in fact his life would be great you don't think that he'd rather hang out with his

00:01:51.760 grandkids than deal with this bullshit i mean come on dude the guy's serving this is what politics are

00:01:58.120 okay so can we not recognize that like nobody's even said that well how many people you hear say

00:02:04.080 that shit i think regardless of what anybody thinks about trump i think that the narrative that the far

00:02:09.100 left has come up with where you know donald just decided one day i think i'm going to be president

00:02:13.740 because i'm egotistical and that's what i want to do is so contrary to the facts like even if you

00:02:19.000 hop on youtube you can find interviews in the late 80s with oprah 30 40 years where he literally he's

00:02:25.440 saying the same things yes and and oprah even says to him well this sounds like a donald trump run for

00:02:30.820 the presidency and his answer at the time was no i'm you know i'm not ready i i don't i don't i don't

00:02:36.600 know that i even want to go that direction but this is not something that he just suddenly decided

00:02:41.160 woke up one day and said let's do yeah well i think you there's listen there's an obligation

00:02:45.920 when you when you see those things and he's you know you gotta think he's a he's a new yorker right

00:02:51.180 he knows all these people i mean you gotta think you don't get to a billion dollars the way he did

00:02:55.400 without being tied a person yeah well and tied into the network yes and you know he has been

00:03:02.140 successful he has made his money he has done his time and he he gets to see behind the curtain for a

00:03:07.580 lot of years and you know what he saw bullshit it's fucked up and you know what he decided to do

00:03:12.040 because this is where real legacy plays a role fix it he said i mean you know what i'm gonna go fix

00:03:16.440 it because i'm learning man shit bro oh and i'm learning that life is more about fucking doing

00:03:22.700 what's right than just simply making a dollar or making more dollars and he's you know that guy's

00:03:26.680 already done everything that's hard to understand we don't have any money yeah so so so i mean you put

00:03:32.680 it in a different term i mean you think about the definition of responsibility like what's

00:03:36.380 responsibility there's a moral obligation there man but i mean it's two parts right it's it's your

00:03:39.840 response to a situation and your ability to actually do the shit well i think he had both and he just

00:03:44.700 decided to do it this is literally this is weird and when andrew started off the the podcast this

00:03:49.020 way because i was sitting there thinking you know this morning you know i try to reflect i walk by

00:03:52.800 myself every morning and i always think like you know how do i want how do i try to become a better

00:03:57.240 man how do i try to become a better father and like what lessons do i treat teach my kids like i think about

00:04:01.520 this stuff all the time well that's a parent no no well not a lot of parents do it though i know but

00:04:07.960 that's also why you guys are awesome parents and a lot of parents suck well but i sit here and i think

00:04:12.080 okay what i was trying to give you a compliment i yeah i thought you said that that's a parent i thought

00:04:16.440 no no no i meant that's because your fucking kids are amazing well thank you the the lessons though

00:04:22.960 that you know the one thing the one thing that i you know i think what can i leave my kids is you

00:04:28.760 know and i always call it a monday morning quarterback like don't be a fucking don't be

00:04:32.720 one of those bitchers that is critical of everything and every move who's sitting from

00:04:36.920 the sidelines and doesn't fucking play be a motherfucking player dude like get in solve the

00:04:42.120 motherfucking prop dude it's way better to be in the mix than it is to be throwing stones from the

00:04:46.220 fucking sidelines and i which is most people no no right and it was well look at the fucking media

00:04:50.200 yeah but you look at like okay if you can teach your kids one lesson if i can teach the listeners

00:04:55.520 one lesson be a fucking player like get it and recognize it everybody recognize the players versus

00:05:01.660 the fucking the people who are throwing fucking stones from the stands and when you start doing

00:05:06.260 that and you start living your life like in that mix you recognize somebody like trump and say you

00:05:12.060 know what dude's a fucking player guys that guy's in well and a guy and you also recognize a guy

00:05:17.060 like biden like that ain't no motherfucking player no he's a fucking bullshit liar piece of fucking

00:05:23.160 shit that's right and you vote for him dude just because you don't like trump dude there is a you got

00:05:29.040 seriously a mental problem i'm sorry so that's it so let's talk about the whole issue of voting for

00:05:35.040 him i want to explain something real quick yeah okay i want to explain where i'm coming from just so

00:05:40.800 you know because there's a lot of people right now and they're like well why is andy getting so mad

00:05:45.740 about this black thing well i'm gonna tell you why because my fucking good friends a lot of them

00:05:50.660 are black guys that's who the fuck i'm around and who i connect with and they are all terrified

00:05:57.380 to speak the fuck up they say the same shit that i'm saying when it's just me and them or we're in a

00:06:04.280 group or they're amongst themselves they're all saying the same thing but they don't want to say in

00:06:09.740 public because they're afraid they'll be shown to be some sort of racial traitor and dude that shit

00:06:15.840 has to stop you guys who are out there who are afraid to speak up because you're afraid you're

00:06:22.020 going to be shunned by your own people this is a time to wake up and become a fucking leader

00:06:27.480 period well and dude i mean dude it pisses me to fuck off how the fuck can it be like you can't you

00:06:35.460 know what i'm saying we we've we've got this is for like fuck dude it's for white people too it's

00:06:39.820 insane it's for everybody it's for americans but it just makes me mad yeah but like they see that

00:06:44.540 well and i i i can't remember if i said this last episode or two at fuck i don't know they all bleed

00:06:48.380 together speak the truth speak the truth even if your voice shakes even if it scares the fuck out of

00:06:53.360 you because the the point of life is to live free and that's the best part about being american is

00:06:57.660 the the life liberty and freedoms well you're free to have motherfucking opinion i don't care if you're

00:07:02.580 black white pink or purple that's right it doesn't mean i have to agree with them but you're

00:07:06.580 certainly free to have them that's right and you're certainly you're obligated in some sense

00:07:10.800 to speak them you know you don't have to be an asshole about it and if you're afraid because you're

00:07:16.500 going to get you're going to get shunned that's probably the truth that needs to be said you know

00:07:21.460 and you're not the only one who thinks that that's what that's what you start to realize about

00:07:25.380 life and you know life is scary but i'll tell you what it's a hell of a lot better when you're

00:07:31.060 living it free you know when you i don't give a like i say i don't give a fuck with people i give

00:07:35.520 a fuck with people who care about me the right people the people i care about the people i care

00:07:39.640 about i give a great deal of fucks about but outside of that man like i don't care about the

00:07:44.240 people in the stands because i'm in the motherfucking game yeah and whoever's in the

00:07:48.020 game with me playing i care about those people yeah fuck everybody else yeah i agree so to answer

00:07:53.420 your question bond i'm not sure if it's the land of opportunity right now yeah that was a long

00:07:58.140 wouldn't answer it was so i did want to just address biden's chest thumping when it comes to

00:08:04.180 the popular vote and how he says he's up in the polls and everything um i think yeah well so is

00:08:09.660 hillary well right and i think i think something that is is is really lost in the average american

00:08:15.100 because you know inevitably you've had we've had a couple of uh couple of elections in the last 10

00:08:21.280 years where the loser actually won the popular vote and people cried foul about that and i don't think

00:08:25.900 they completely understand how the american system is set up it's not mob rule it's that you have to

00:08:32.280 convince a plurality of the population in each state to vote for you and if you can't you're not going to

00:08:39.380 be the president of the united states and the reason that they did that is that they didn't want high

00:08:44.120 population places like california or new york holding the rest of the country hostage if you if you are

00:08:51.900 from illinois and you have any monicum of sense in your head you know that pretty much chicago holds

00:08:58.280 the rest of the state hostage yeah it absolutely holds the rest of the state hostage who are over

00:09:04.260 in illinois and they they're they're down here in southern illinois that that don't agree with the

00:09:09.120 the liberal agenda you know how fucking pissed off they are dude oh they're incredibly pissed off

00:09:13.280 those people they know they're powerless absolutely dude it's two two years ago there was a there was a

00:09:19.420 a poll that came out that said over half of the people in the state of illinois if given the

00:09:24.540 opportunity if economically it was feasible for them would leave the state that's what happens when

00:09:29.380 one one high populist area controls the rest of the state and what what people don't realize when

00:09:35.920 they're like oh look biden's killing trump nationally okay what you don't realize is that in the

00:09:41.280 battleground states at least as recently as the last couple couple weeks trump was winning and so it

00:09:46.940 doesn't matter if nationally you you've got enough you know mindless people to vote for you if locally

00:09:52.520 he's not winning where it matters right if you cannot get it a plurality of people in every state in the

00:09:57.840 union you're not you're not going to be and i think i gotta say i'm you know i'm i've always been a

00:10:02.500 registered republican i'm i'm really consider myself more of a conservative than a republican but that

00:10:07.180 being said um i know that the republican party has issues i know that conservatism has inconsistencies

00:10:12.940 inconsistencies and issues but i will tell you that i think today's democratic party which is

00:10:17.420 wildly pulled to the left i think their their basic strategy which we've been discussing at

00:10:25.480 different points over the course of this whole you know podcast show not just this episode but the

00:10:30.600 whole podcast show is that their basic strategy is let's dumb down the populace enough let's get

00:10:38.080 as many people voting without any sort of accountability so that we can get all this mob

00:10:44.100 behind us to get our failed agendas in play and that's what i think it means to be a democrat of

00:10:50.000 whom right for the benefit of the people who consistently benefit from the quote-unquote average

00:10:54.800 man that the hard-working man that supposedly care they care about no they don't care about him

00:10:59.100 they can they care about continually keeping him in the same state and dude you know why that's so

00:11:03.580 frustrating for me because i i i talk to black people all the time for real and like i know

00:11:09.160 every white dude says like i got black friends yeah no i actually do tv like i know that's awesome i

00:11:18.400 know that's the fucking traditional statement but i gotta be you know i talk to people all the time

00:11:22.700 all kinds of people i know i'm fucking totally to the max level i'm so if you don't talk to andy are

00:11:27.900 you really black that's right right that's right if you don't talk to me you ain't even black

00:11:32.320 motherfucker if you don't listen to this show yeah true confessions i once thought i was really

00:11:37.480 clever for naming a bible study soul train crickets show that's a spot for him it's probably also the

00:11:46.120 porn hub generally watches oh my goodness that went in too bad it's one of my favorites so dude look

00:11:56.700 here's the deal you know i i just get frustrated dude because so many people want to say some shit

00:12:03.560 but they're afraid you know what i'm saying oh yeah like this is fucking america dude that's one

00:12:08.840 of the greatest things we have yes the greatest fucking thing we have salads everything and what

00:12:13.140 what people don't understand is that you might have a little bitty voice right now but your voice

00:12:18.180 fucking matters in your community so that it so that your entire community can't be taken advantage of

00:12:23.700 there at least needs to be sparks of like questions like is this really the best for us

00:12:29.500 is this really what they're gonna do is this really the best thing for the country like fuck dude just

00:12:37.920 ask the questions well this is discussions i'm not telling anybody how to think my perspective is

00:12:43.980 clearly going to be different than fucking anybody else's perspective sal your perspective is going to be

00:12:49.440 different dj yours is going to be different but we all have commonalities and the questions should

00:12:55.580 be asked and the topics should be discussed and not just like what biden was saying on tv like he's

00:13:03.180 just taking it for granted like you people vote for me and that's it that's what i heard because you

00:13:09.400 have been for 40 years dude i don't like that you're supposed to i don't like i think you have to remove

00:13:14.080 it i think you dude look at it objectively right and this is how and i i utilize um fiscal financial

00:13:20.600 responsibility is always a good indicator of how things are going in whether it's somebody's personal

00:13:26.460 life somebody's business somebody's state you know when you start looking at these things you can

00:13:32.180 you don't have to make lots of money to be good financially you have to be structurally you have to

00:13:36.160 be very very structured and disciplined to consistently make what you have work and i've i've followed

00:13:43.060 that rule literally when i was dude as a professional athlete i made six hundred dollars a week and i had

00:13:50.380 to bartend and i had to fucking pour concrete not so before you fucking start saying well it's a pro

00:13:55.960 athlete no motherfucker yeah i was broke as a motherfucker pro athlete don't actually mean what

00:14:01.280 you think it means just like an entrepreneur don't mean what you think it means the minor league

00:14:05.600 baseball association is suing the big league base major league baseball association right now is class

00:14:09.720 action suit because they figured out that the i think the average wage of a minor league baseball

00:14:13.040 players two dollars and 67 cents an hour so i fucking did it yeah so fuck off one two when you

00:14:19.560 look at somebody and how they can well you don't get it bro consistently stay disciplined to the action

00:14:25.640 the financial uh picture at the end of the day shows what happens okay and when you look at the states

00:14:32.360 wait wait let's look at one state no no let's look at one right over there yeah let's look at three

00:14:36.280 states yeah okay new york illinois and california they're all fucking broke not only are they broke

00:14:44.240 they're like way broke they're not even they're not even like close to breaking even they're trying

00:14:48.380 to file for bankruptcy yes and look who happens to have a lot of screaming voices oh and look who

00:14:54.600 also is perpetuating a longer lockdown for what reason oh maybe to get some fucking money the

00:14:59.540 federal money the taxpayer dollars that come out of the state of missouri and the state of arkansas

00:15:03.780 so they can fuck you over again and tennessee they can take their inability to manage their home their

00:15:09.960 shit and spend your fucking money well when you have you know thousands of state employed individuals

00:15:17.120 making fucking four or five hundred thousand three hundred thousand a year um and fucking elected

00:15:23.900 positions and shit and appointed dude what the fuck it's even better than that like the state of

00:15:27.660 illinois state of illinois okay now now my i might be a little bit out of whack here but why why do these

00:15:33.860 people like this is what the this is what we're talking about here is we're talking about that we're

00:15:37.940 really peeling the onion back okay do you know do you know why do those people not vote for someone to fix

00:15:46.080 the problem because they're part of the problem that's right because they're getting paid hundreds

00:15:51.320 of thousands of dollars from the system they created and if they fucking don't vote for the

00:15:57.000 same system they created guess what they stop getting fucking paid am i the next contestant on

00:16:02.840 the prices right you are so i so come on down so when you look at some of these teacher unions in

00:16:09.020 some of these states that we just mentioned they in the last three or four years of their their

00:16:14.860 employment what happens is their friends because they're all in it together they promote them to

00:16:19.740 assistant principal principal athletic director and they inflate their salary to two hundred three

00:16:25.160 hundred thousand dollars a year because their retirement benefit is paid against an average of

00:16:31.100 their last three or four or five years of salary i don't know the exact numbers but it's somewhere

00:16:34.860 in that time in that time frame so here's a teacher who is making 50 60 70 80 90 thousand dollars

00:16:42.100 throughout their career 120 000 now they get juiced to 250 well they get paid out at that rate for

00:16:48.460 their entire retirement well they only paid in 60 70 80 90 at that rate over the majority for the

00:16:55.100 majority of their time frame and they wonder why it's fucking broke they wonder why there's no money

00:17:00.740 left they wonder why the state can't fucking afford to do it oh well let's throw because it's crooked

00:17:05.980 it's fucking it's crooked it's bullshit let's throw on top of that um we don't make the biggest

00:17:13.540 fucking retailer on the fucking world pay taxes for taking sales from brick and mortar state businesses

00:17:21.500 that would pay state tax okay so they don't collect this shit and now you've got at least 50 percent of

00:17:28.340 the retail brick and mortar business that was in the state 15 years ago now gone onto the internet

00:17:36.600 with no state tax collected oh and they're surprised they're fucking broke by the way

00:17:43.440 i'm not a mathematician i can't even fucking long divide like if you drew a long division bracket on the

00:17:53.740 motherfucking board you know that thing that looks like an l you know that thing yeah and put the

00:17:58.120 numbers in there i couldn't even dude if it wasn't four and two i wouldn't know the fucking answer

00:18:03.440 if it wasn't nine and three you get it but so how can the fuck can i see this but it's not even talked

00:18:11.060 about it's not even fucking talked about and yet everybody continually when they go to buy they go

00:18:17.980 right here click one ship one this that and then and then they bitch because their state's fucking

00:18:23.640 broke well and then there's some personal responsibility here there's a personal

00:18:28.780 responsibility like dude we can blame the big companies all we want but at the end of the day

00:18:34.540 you buy from them so whose fucking fault is it and i dude i mean you start peeling them back that on

00:18:42.340 you and it goes even step by step further than that even if they collect the state tax what about the

00:18:47.420 retailer that pays rent in that city oh and employs people and employs people in that city you know

00:18:52.160 your friends and your family and your neighborhood like it's really important to really take a step

00:18:56.520 back and say okay like what's important well if you like your community and you like your lifestyle

00:19:02.160 you better start playing for that team and playing for that team is a is a personal responsibility to

00:19:07.240 make sure that you identify these problems and don't be part of the problem but be part of the

00:19:10.120 solution again it goes back to my you'd rather be a fucking player than a fucking bystander a player

00:19:15.460 is out walking the walk talking the talk meaning you're shopping local you're spending your money

00:19:20.720 local you figure out even though it's inconvenient to your lifestyle you're still fucking playing a

00:19:25.680 role that means that yeah you gotta go to your local fucking hardware store and yeah you might

00:19:31.860 have to inconveniently go fucking you know instead of buying something on amazon as a one click you

00:19:37.980 gotta go down the fucking street and buy it i don't give a fuck if you're buying it at walmart

00:19:41.640 but at least you're buying it local and by the way this is how the economy works and let's talk

00:19:49.160 about something else that's gonna fuck everybody how about this how about the zero regulation on

00:19:54.920 fucking technology taking jobs how when was the last time you went to fucking the grocery store

00:20:00.800 and actually saw a fucking regular human when was the last time you saw a full bank teller bank filled

00:20:08.720 up when was the last time you went into home depot and saw all the people at all the registers where

00:20:14.180 the fuck do you think those jobs are going they're not going somewhere else they're going away and now

00:20:20.500 we're talking about automating production lines and we're talking about this and that and this and

00:20:26.220 this and this with no discussion about where the humans fit why is that not discussed oh by the way

00:20:32.980 it's not discussed because the motherfuckers that can afford to build these fucking robots don't give

00:20:37.860 a fuck about you and they're the same ones pushing this shit out for you to watch on tv weird huh and

00:20:46.220 then people say to you oh well indy you're supposed to take the technology and then take your employees

00:20:52.700 inside and teach them how these skilled jobs well i don't know if you ever ran a company motherfuckers

00:20:57.580 but if you did you would realize that people have different skill sets and some people are gonna pack

00:21:04.500 boxes and some people are gonna cook french fries and some people are gonna do shit and they're not

00:21:11.480 gonna split the atom they're not gonna be on a on a terminal or having conversations with your there's a

00:21:18.280 lot of people out there if you guys don't know and i'm not saying this to be rude it's just a fact

00:21:23.420 that are not capable of doing those kinds of jobs so there's a building fucking 600 yards from my

00:21:30.860 fucking facility that employs all special needs people to pack their orders you know what i love

00:21:37.520 them because they're providing real fucking economic benefit now i'm not saying your special needs if

00:21:43.560 you work in a warehouse but i'm saying that it's that's that for some people is a career for a lot

00:21:50.080 of fucking people a whole lot a whole lot okay and we're talking and that's not just that we're talking

00:21:56.140 about in every dude think of all the places you used to go where there used to be a person and now

00:22:00.720 there's some sort of keypad or a fucking terminal or this or that we haven't even fucking began to see

00:22:07.300 the effect of technology on our economics and our our job rates and people's i mean dude this fucking

00:22:15.940 shit is set up to deconstruct if we keep going the same way we're going and there's nothing that we

00:22:22.660 can fucking do about it and it needs to be brought up and talked about and i'm some dumb motherfucker

00:22:28.800 from missouri who happens to see all this shit right and nobody's talking about it out there

00:22:35.440 that's so weird well i i think people are talking about it it's just i don't think being able to see

00:22:41.400 past that first layer of the onion makes sense in to a lot of people but you know that's why bringing

00:22:46.080 manufacturing back to the u.s is very important huge and that's why making sure that you know like

00:22:50.940 dude if we're gonna we're gonna support brick and mortar guess what that means we're gonna support

00:22:57.240 a bricklayer you know that's right there's a trail that happens in keeping making sure that you shop

00:23:02.700 small stay small stay local and making sure that you can turn your local economy back on and off which

00:23:07.480 is you know our restaurant of the day it's it's extremely important to making sure that

00:23:11.160 the economy specifically your economy which is where you live that you keep your dollars there

00:23:17.420 had an interesting story can i ask you something real quick on that line so sal you run pretty

00:23:23.080 much first forms day to day you know that you guys have to realize like this dude is a busy

00:23:28.080 motherfucker all right him and i get hit up all the time and i'm sure you get hit up more than i get

00:23:34.100 hit up at this point in time about technology for fulfillment orders okay when i explain what i just

00:23:42.620 explained to these people who come at us with these technology solutions for everything they look

00:23:48.680 at me like i'm a fucking alien like they can't even understand what i'm saying i have a friend

00:23:53.800 that's not disturbing i have a friend that sells robots and he wants to he wants to like have this

00:23:57.920 debate in a sense and i said it's not a debate it's not a debate it's not a debate no first form

00:24:01.940 we'll never do that well it's not even i don't care when we are a fucking 50 billion dollar company

00:24:08.820 and we're with the nikes of the world i'm gonna promise you there's gonna be people back there

00:24:13.760 packing the fucking orders well it's not even that like it it one there's two things it's one it's our

00:24:19.120 competitive advantage most people can't this is what they can't understand culture is key and you

00:24:23.900 know what you have to have in order to have culture people people and you know what i like seeing

00:24:27.840 people you know what i like being around my guys and girls and i like seeing them and you know what

00:24:32.800 covid taught me that we can run a lot less with a lot less fucking people and still fucking not kick

00:24:38.340 fucking ass but you know what no still kick ass we're kicking more ass than ever that's what i'm

00:24:43.000 saying yeah but my point being is it'd be a real easy decision to say let's trim them hey dude you know

00:24:48.580 what hey if we're truly greedy in the grand scheme no not greedy that's that's not even considered

00:24:53.240 greedy that's called good business practice that's called good business practice we would trim the bottom

00:24:57.060 line dude i mean but it's not good business we got we got uh 78 guys or 88 guys and back right

00:25:03.420 they only on average are working 26 hours a week right now we're paying them 40 that means that i

00:25:08.960 can operate at fucking almost 20 30 percent less repeat that again just so everybody heard it

00:25:15.220 we have approximately 90 people that work in our warehouse and during this whole situation

00:25:20.660 did they take a pay cut not one fucking dollar did did any of the motherfuckers that work in any of

00:25:25.820 our other companies take a pay cut not one dollar i think that's amazing well no bro it's not amazing

00:25:31.240 the only reason it's amazing is because people don't fucking do it all the time it's the right

00:25:34.760 thing to do well and that's conversation we had yeah and we literally peeled it back said hey listen

00:25:38.600 this is what we got we don't we didn't know what the fuck was coming you know i'm saying like we

00:25:41.720 don't fucking know we said hey if we're gonna fucking sink we're gonna sink together as one unit

00:25:47.260 yeah one unit till we go dry this is how it's gonna go but dude everybody's rowing the boat

00:25:51.280 well and everybody is rowing and that's how you create culture and loyalty and that's what a

00:25:55.080 robot will never motherfucking have right and so understanding that you know people i say this

00:26:02.280 all the time people make the party people also make the business man i never heard you say that

00:26:06.580 yeah people make the party yeah well that's my point it's people not things right people make the

00:26:10.440 party people make a work people are what make this motherfucker made a party yeah i'm just saying

00:26:15.920 i thought it was joe that could be in your i thought it was the weed the beer and the boobies

00:26:21.340 that made the party well boobies come on people oh that's a good point i make a lot of good points

00:26:26.160 no dude so anyway you see those fucking sex dolls them real ones i mean i you see no sense i know

00:26:34.540 exactly what you're talking about they fucking look real they're pretty they're pretty uh dude you

00:26:38.100 know what i ain't gonna lie i looked at him and i'm like holy fuck he didn't look at him i know

00:26:43.980 this motherfucker come on i guarantee you go to one house you're digging one of them closets

00:26:48.160 you're gonna find a latex doll no you won't but i could probably i i hate no nobody has one

00:26:52.800 that motherfucker looks like like dude they're like five grand it looks like a fucking real person

00:26:59.320 so that's some weird shit man i got a great story any of you motherfuckers that really fuck one of

00:27:03.800 them dolls like that's kind of weird it's just kind of weird i wonder if they name them like my

00:27:10.280 whole life that's like actually in a relationship life what do you call yours

00:27:13.800 what's her name listen god damn it you're i got a great story on local economy well i'm talking

00:27:20.180 about fucking i know but this one next to all things this one is perspective and i'll never

00:27:23.880 forget this guy's fucking name okay he'll probably never listen to this podcast in fact well whatever

00:27:29.260 he's pouring the concrete over in our auditorium in our new facility and um you know big guy his name's

00:27:36.340 cletus and i remember you know he's he kind of sitting there and you know and i'm the owner operator

00:27:41.120 walking in you know and uh what were you laughing at nothing dude big guy named cletus

00:27:47.900 i don't know tell me the story there's just certain names that like you just can't have if

00:27:54.160 you're not a fucking yeah i guarantee listen this motherfucker's whoops from mass for he's a big

00:27:58.580 dude too man he's country boy right oh yeah yeah this is big country big country he's big country

00:28:03.380 park like bigger than jd bigger than jd jd listened to the show by the way and he said like he's like

00:28:07.760 i'm hooked i fucking love you guys are like me jd's a fucking big dude man oh yeah this guy's

00:28:13.060 bigger than jd i'm just saying there are too many dudes walking around like they're they're naturally

00:28:17.060 like just a big dude like that like if we ever have to beat someone's ass call jd because i want

00:28:22.060 him to come he's gonna see what he's gonna do he's a team player no but he uh so this guy you know

00:28:26.860 he's sitting there and he's kind of kind of took a shot at me well you know my i gotta buy all that

00:28:31.620 expensive protein for my son i guess this is where it goes and i said yeah you see where it's going

00:28:36.960 it's going right back in your pocket you see that concrete and it was an ultimate freeze like

00:28:40.940 see how an economy works you take your dollars you give them to me and i'll give them right back to

00:28:46.820 you back to you and if you give them back to me i'll give them back to you again i'm giving them

00:28:49.800 back to you more probably you see how this local economy works and i remember just the freeze like

00:28:54.140 oh fuck yeah did you say it that quick fuck yeah dude but it was good you know it made him think

00:29:00.780 like oh shit all right we're in this together you know what i'm saying we're in the same fucking

00:29:05.520 boat if you play your role i'll play mine didn't i tell you about that guy that came up to me that

00:29:09.120 one time the the there's a firefighter that came up to me and when i was sitting in my k5 yeah yeah

00:29:14.160 so i had a dude come up to me and give me that same fucking line of talk you know he comes out and

00:29:18.360 he's like well how many cars do you have and i i i don't know like i don't know because i'm always

00:29:26.240 buying and trading and trading up just like baseball cards you know i'm saying like here's

00:29:30.060 fucking three of this for one of those and that's how the car thing works when you start collecting

00:29:34.060 cars so i said that and he's like well i guess i see where all my money goes i said yeah did you

00:29:39.740 see that fucking uh big donation we gave backstoppers like two weeks ago and he was like no and i'm

00:29:45.220 like yeah it was 160 fucking grand and he's like oh and i'm like yeah and then we didn't talk for

00:29:51.960 like a year like he didn't talk to me i saw him in the gym almost every day we didn't talk one time

00:29:56.180 i finally went up to him and i said hey bro i said you good like we good like you know like i

00:30:02.460 didn't mean to you know if i was mean to you or you didn't take that right we're still cool and he

00:30:06.480 and we made up and now it's cool but like you know i'm saying like it takes a minute to understand how

00:30:12.240 that all fucking goes back it's backstoppers is our local uh first responder charity that we are huge

00:30:17.660 supporters of yeah and they they take care of uh our first responders fallen families so it's it's a big

00:30:23.400 deal to us but i think but i think the the his message behind it is most people don't do that

00:30:29.460 hey guys this is dj you just wrapped up episode two stay tuned for episode three

REAL AF with Andy Frisella - May 24, 2020

40. The Land Of Opportunity？ - Part 2

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