REAL AF with Andy Frisella - August 06, 2024


757. Andy & DJ CTI： U.S. Stocks Plunge, Iran To Attack Israel？ & Donald Trump Not Understanding Code-Switching


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In this episode of The Realists, DJ Cruz and Andy discuss a new theory about how the ancient Egyptian pyramids may have been built, and what it could mean for the future of our understanding of the world.

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00:00:00.000 What is up guys, it's Andy Purcell and this is the show for the realists, say goodbye
00:00:20.500 to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking
00:00:24.600 reality guys. Today we have Andy and DJ Cruz, the motherfucking internet. That's what we're
00:00:31.160 going to do. That's what CTI stands for. It stands for Cruz, the internet. We're going
00:00:35.560 to put topics up on the screen. We're going to speculate on what's true and what's not
00:00:39.660 true. And then we're going to try to solve the world's problems. That's us. We, the people
00:00:43.600 we're going to solve them. Uh, guys, just going to get right into it. We have a fee for
00:00:47.880 the show. The fee is very simple. Uh, I don't run ads on the show. You'll notice that in
00:00:52.460 exchange for that, I ask very simply to help us share the show. We're constantly dealing
00:00:57.500 with censorship, shadow bans, traffic throttles, having our episodes removed because we talk
00:01:02.020 about the things that people aren't supposed to talk about. So if you want the show, if
00:01:06.120 you want the message to get out, we need you to give us a hand doing so. Uh, so please
00:01:10.820 pay the fee. Don't be a hoe. Share the show. All right. What's up, dude? What's going on? 1.00
00:01:16.620 Just getting some water. Yeah. You know, so, uh, what the last CTI people liked a little
00:01:22.440 conspiracy intro, which part? Oh, the Titanic. So I got another one for you. Okay. So yeah,
00:01:28.020 see how we do on this one. So, you know, those, uh, those pyramids in Egypt, apparently there
00:01:34.680 is a, there's a new, uh, conclusion on how they were built and you'll never guess. I don't
00:01:42.660 know. Water powered elevators, water in the desert, water powered elevators. Never heard
00:01:52.260 this one before. Yeah. And like, you know, let's, let's dive in. Let's check this out.
00:01:58.040 So researchers have uncovered a potential explanation for how the iconic pyramid of
00:02:03.960 Djoser believed to be the oldest in ancient Egypt was built. The step pyramid located in
00:02:10.060 the, uh, Saqqara necropolis, uh, which lies on a limestone plateau on the West bank of the
00:02:16.440 Nile river may have been constructed with the help of an ingenious hydraulic lift system.
00:02:21.880 A study published in the journal, uh, plus one proposes the study author suggests this system,
00:02:28.740 uh, involve water flowing into two shafts located inside the pyramid itself, enabling a float to be 0.84
00:02:36.660 raised and lowered in order to lift the large stones used to build the structure. Uh, quote,
00:02:42.160 this discovery provides a coherent answer to a question about the construction of the pyramids
00:02:47.720 that has remained unanswered for several centuries. Study, uh, let lead author Xavier Landro from CEA
00:02:55.000 paleo technic Institute in France told Newsweek. Um, so here, here is the pyramid. Okay. Everybody's
00:03:01.960 seeing it. It's a pretty, it's one of the famous ones. It's big, it's pretty fucking big. All right.
00:03:06.720 Now this is what they're saying is the, the makeup of the land, you know, what? 4,500 years ago. Um,
00:03:13.880 and then they also made this nice little grab. So these are not the Giza pyramids or something else.
00:03:18.220 Right. Okay. A little bit further away, but these are older than the Giza. Okay.
00:03:20.980 But they're saying that the Egyptians had an underground network of, of water pipes that lifted
00:03:29.340 these hundred ton stones up by water into place. Hmm. Well, I mean, fuck, I don't know. I think it
00:03:38.040 was giant, giant swinging Dick Mandingo guys that built them. I, I mean, that's as good of an answer
00:03:43.880 as this. I mean, dude, look, I think it's one of the biggest mysteries in the world. You know,
00:03:49.500 nobody really has a sound explanation for it. You know, everyone tends to make pretty equal sense,
00:03:55.900 you know, like the aliens. Yeah. Maybe, maybe, you know, uh, I don't know. Hillary Clinton. Yeah.
00:04:01.080 I mean, maybe it's, uh, maybe they excavated from the top down. Oh, you know, that's a lot of dirt
00:04:07.820 though. It is, but that's a lot of weight to lift too. So would it be easier to lift the rocks up higher
00:04:12.640 or would it be easier to move the ground around them? That makes sense. I mean, to me, that makes
00:04:17.420 more sense. That's what I've always like my own brain, your gut. No, it's just my, you know, 40
00:04:23.500 years of thinking about this. Um, that's what makes the most sense to me is that there was
00:04:28.100 excavation from the top down. But I mean, that's just a guess. Yeah. Hmm. It's fucking weird. Like
00:04:35.340 in there, like some weird stuff to like, like the alignment of all the pyramid, like the pyramids of
00:04:40.020 geezer, like their alignment. Yeah. Like there's some weird deep shit there too. That like, you know,
00:04:45.240 I think, I think, I think the baseline is this, like they paint, you know, the Egyptians, they tell
00:04:49.220 like, you know, yeah, they were advanced, but they were not, I think they were 10, 10,000 years ahead
00:04:54.000 of where we are right now. Yeah, bro. I think there was a lot of advanced technology that's been
00:04:58.360 intentionally held from us and for many different reasons, including the power of the human beings
00:05:03.940 mind, uh, which I think is the biggest secret that's been kept from us. I think that they have
00:05:10.240 worked very hard to make us believe that we are less capable than what we are so that we will think
00:05:16.280 that we are dependent on their systems, uh, and their authority to handle us. So, you know, when
00:05:22.260 you think of like all the things that they've done, even just over the last four or five years to
00:05:27.600 clearly make us more dependent on them, wouldn't it make sense at some point in time, if you,
00:05:34.440 if that was your goal, that you would have started teaching them something different, like,
00:05:38.100 like, think about like this, like, look at them, what they're teaching or have been teaching these
00:05:42.280 kids for the last decade or so about you can be a woman or you can be a man. You can be anything
00:05:47.160 you want. Math is racist, right? Well, I mean, bro, we all know that's bullshit, but now they've taught
00:05:54.080 it to enough people where those people, a lot of them believe it's true. So what if they taught
00:05:59.600 this, the truth out of society, right? Like what, at what point in time over time did they,
00:06:08.100 choose to convince us that we are less capable than what we are for their control? We don't know
00:06:12.660 when that really started, but what are you saying? Like, was it a hundred years ago?
00:06:16.660 Was it a thousand? Who knows? And we don't know because we don't know. And you know, if you had a
00:06:23.380 group of things that were equally as strong and intelligent as you, but you knew the secrets and
00:06:29.840 they didn't, why would you let them know the secrets? You wouldn't, because if you let them know it
00:06:34.980 and everybody knew it, it would make your secrets less powerful. So I think there's been a history
00:06:40.860 of lies told and, and, and, you know, uh, intentional molding of people's reality so that people don't
00:06:53.620 believe that they're capable and, and, and they believe they need these people to rule over them
00:06:57.840 and they believe they need these people to take care of them. And I think that's been going on for a
00:07:01.780 lot longer than just, you know, a few years here in the United States. Yeah. Yeah. And the other
00:07:07.040 weird thing too, like Egypt is not the only place that like they have found pyramids of like the same
00:07:12.380 like setup, right? Like it's in the Mayan culture. Yeah. Right. Like, I mean, places in Mexico, I mean,
00:07:17.760 like it's, it's not, it was not just like, what's crazy is dude, a lot of the hieroglyphs that are on
00:07:23.720 all of these pyramids are the same. So how, how would somewhere in Egypt have the same hieroglyphs
00:07:30.660 and drawings as somewhere in Mexico, as someone in South America, as somewhere in Asia? How?
00:07:36.560 Yeah. Okay. Well, that means there had to have been, uh, you know, worldly travel. And the story
00:07:43.040 of all of these civilizations is that a fish man, uh, this is what it is. I'm just going to describe it
00:07:51.040 like very simply a fucking half man, half fish fucking came to civilization in a boat and taught 0.96
00:07:58.700 them all the shit and then sailed away. And, and that's the, the story that's told over the course
00:08:04.300 of humankind, um, in a very simple explanation. So not only are the hieroglyphs the same, the story's
00:08:10.640 the same, the ancient story, but you know, they don't really tell us this, right? They don't tell us
00:08:15.420 any of these things. Um, makes you wonder why. Yeah. Well, I'm sure it's because knowing these
00:08:21.460 things for fact, make us more powerful and then less powerful guys jumping on the conversation.
00:08:27.600 Let us know down in the comments, what you guys think, uh, with that being said, man, let's get
00:08:32.080 into this cruise guys. Remember if you want to see, uh, any of these headlines, articles, pictures,
00:08:37.140 links, videos, go to Andy for seller.com. You guys can find them all linked there. Uh, with that being
00:08:41.860 said, man, let's take a cruise. Got headline number one, uh, biggest talk of the town of
00:08:46.640 the day. Uh, there's a few of them all happening at once. So let's connect some dots, but, uh,
00:08:50.780 let's start with the stock market stuff. All right. Headline reads us stocks plunge as
00:08:55.880 recession fear takes hold. Uh, so the decline highlights the level of worry among investors
00:09:02.760 since economic data released last week, which we covered on the show, uh, showed unemployment
00:09:07.700 rising and job growth slowing more than expected surveys of manufacturers also indicated a steep
00:09:14.860 fall off, uh, in activity in the sector, which is often a bellwether for the economy. Um, and
00:09:21.940 we covered that last week. Um, but now you have the, uh, the CBO mortality index or the VIX often
00:09:28.800 called the fear index exploded higher prior to a sharp rise in Friday. The VIX had been on a
00:09:36.480 190 day streak of closing below the historical long-term average of 20, a longest stretch below
00:09:42.880 the average since 2018 on Monday morning. It hit 55, the highest level since the pandemic's worst days.
00:09:50.620 Um, so you have that. And I think the interesting thing is not even a week ago, not even not. It
00:09:56.660 wasn't even a full week. You got Joe Biden boasting that he cured the economy. This was just days
00:10:04.740 before this global, uh, and, and this is not just you. It is global, right? Absolutely global. Let's,
00:10:10.520 let's see what a good old Joe had to say.
00:10:12.940 She asked him what, what is she cured? The economy and the environment and a few other small things. Very smugly. Yeah. She had, the question was, what do you want your legacy to be? Yeah. I cured the economy. Um, and, and here's the thing. Like, I mean, all the markers are,
00:10:42.920 here cured it of all its money. Uh, here's the thing, but like, like, it's almost like all the, the, what's that, uh, the story? Like the, the beast, you know, like all the beasts, like the mark of the beast is here. You know what I'm saying? You got magnificent seven. Those are the biggest, uh, the seven top stocks, uh, that are frequently trading. Um, they have lost over $650 billion in value at the time of this recording. Um, so that's your, that's your, that's your,
00:11:12.900 that's Alphabet. That's Tesla, Microsoft, Meta, and Amazon. Um, they all have plunged, uh, more than 5% top 10. When you look at the top 10 stocks. Okay. That as of the time of this recording, um, they have cost investors, a staggering $2.6 trillion. All right. To the point where they've had to close the market early. Um, stop tradings, um,
00:11:42.900 something about something about a bloodbath. Sure did. Um, and it's interesting because, you know, this, dude, this stuff is, it's, it's, it's wild because if we, if we go down memory lane, we go back to May 24th of 2024, you have the Kamala Harris HQ, uh, put this tweet out and the tweet says four years ago, Trump claimed the stock market would crash if Joe Biden was elected.
00:12:09.400 The stock market has reached the highest levels ever recorded under, uh, in history under president Biden. It's interesting because here the fuck we are. This is what Trump had to say.
00:12:21.400 And you know what? I'm not so far away from that again, believe it or not. But if Biden gets in, the market will crash.
00:12:28.040 It's interesting. But you know, what do they call it?
00:12:32.400 Bidenomics. That is called Bidenomics.
00:12:38.680 I fucking hate that.
00:12:39.900 That is called Bidenomics. And we are very proud of Bidenomics.
00:12:43.460 Very proud of Bidenomics. Andy, what do you got on this?
00:12:47.400 I mean, look, dude, uh,
00:12:49.280 I think we've all been expecting something like this for a long time.
00:12:53.560 If you've had your eyes open and you have any sort of, uh, financial savviness to you at all.
00:12:59.560 Uh, and I think that, you know, small businesses and medium sized businesses have been feeling the change in the economy.
00:13:06.680 I know that certainly families have been, uh, that data is through the roof, right?
00:13:13.220 Credit cards at an all time high defaults at an all time high, uh,
00:13:17.040 you know, expenses as an all time high.
00:13:20.920 And these guys come on TV every day and talk about how their economy is great.
00:13:24.820 The economy is great.
00:13:25.640 That's because these people don't talk about the economy in terms of mom and pop, middle class, middle, upper class, midsize companies.
00:13:33.160 They talk the economy, uh, from the Dow Jones and the NASDAQ.
00:13:36.940 And that's not the economy and how much foreign money has been in these, uh, indices for the last, I don't know, five or six years that has, you know, been, I don't know, unintentionally, uh, or falsely propping up the number.
00:13:53.480 You know, I'm not a financial expert by any means on the big market, but the, my friends who are, uh, they all expected this to happen a long time ago.
00:14:02.880 And, you know, who knows what's going to happen over the next, you know, three or four months.
00:14:08.620 But I think I just said just the other day that we're going to run into a situation where we have the great depression all over again.
00:14:16.000 And, um, these are the kinds of things that happen before that happens.
00:14:19.560 So, I mean, it doesn't surprise me at all.
00:14:22.720 Uh, it seems like a lot of people are surprised, but I'm not surprised.
00:14:26.520 No, the only thing that is, I think it is weird to me is that like, not only are the stocks and liquid cash, you know, that's obviously taking a dip and not just in the U S is global, but there's also all the crypto shits going down.
00:14:40.080 Yeah.
00:14:40.500 I've seen that too.
00:14:41.260 That is, that is weird to me.
00:14:42.400 It's like, I mean, if people are pulling the money out of here, where, where is it going then?
00:14:46.340 Well, I, I'll be honest.
00:14:47.620 I don't know.
00:14:48.520 Yeah.
00:14:48.900 Um, this is not my, I am not, I am a entrepreneur.
00:14:53.000 I am not.
00:14:53.340 You hire people to do this shit.
00:14:54.360 Well, it's not that it's that there's a difference between, and this could be a good lesson for you guys on the internet.
00:15:00.260 Um, an investor is different than an entrepreneur.
00:15:04.020 I'm the guy who you give the money to that could build your company.
00:15:07.320 I'm the guy that can take the thing from idea to business and scale up.
00:15:12.720 I, this is not my area of expertise.
00:15:16.040 Um, I don't really invest that way.
00:15:19.380 And so I'm not the most savvy person to comment on this, but I, I, you know,
00:15:24.360 like I said, my friend, a lot of my friends are, and they're big investors.
00:15:27.460 Even my brother's a big investor.
00:15:28.700 And, uh, you know, they're, they're, they're not surprised.
00:15:33.320 Yeah.
00:15:33.600 It was kind of a wait and see what happens.
00:15:36.300 Um, but I'll tell you what, it's fun watching all these rich fucks get their ass beat, uh, 1.00
00:15:42.060 after they've put in all these crazy policies for so long and taking advantage of the middle
00:15:46.440 class and taking event because dude, this shit doesn't really affect the small and mid
00:15:51.380 level person that much because those people are just fighting to survive in their businesses.
00:15:56.160 So it's nice to see the big boys take a fucking ass beaten once instead of all of us who are
00:16:00.960 in the mid level, uh, you know, and, and mom and pop level type businesses, which are the
00:16:06.000 ones I care about and the ones that I build every day.
00:16:08.180 Yeah, for sure.
00:16:08.880 I mean, like I know NVIDIA just alone, you know, people don't, I don't know if you guys
00:16:12.860 forgot.
00:16:13.260 We did cover it a couple of months ago, um, when Nancy Pelosi was at office and she bought
00:16:18.680 a shit ton of this stock because they had that insider trading knowledge about the chip
00:16:22.720 lobby, the chip act.
00:16:24.180 I wonder how many of them shorted.
00:16:26.220 Oh, well, see that, that's going to be the question.
00:16:28.460 Like maybe she lost, maybe she didn't, you know what I'm saying?
00:16:31.080 She might've been all right, but I know she had a shit ton of fucking, she bought a shit 1.00
00:16:34.760 ton of shares in NVIDIA.
00:16:35.740 Yeah, you know, yeah, man, it's, it's weird.
00:16:39.240 It is weird.
00:16:41.200 And I think it does.
00:16:42.080 I mean, look, dude, when you have, when you have the ability as a, an entrepreneur to build
00:16:47.980 companies and you have that specialized skillset, there's a lot of people who think that
00:16:52.300 entrepreneurship is the same as trading the stock market or investing and they're different
00:16:58.680 skillsets, man.
00:16:59.760 A totally different thing.
00:17:01.340 Like, so like for this to happen, you know, it sucks for the people who are like the mom
00:17:07.460 and pop investors, you know, they're on E-Trade and shit and they're getting taken advantage
00:17:11.200 of by financial advisors that don't know shit. 0.52
00:17:14.300 But you know, the reality is, is a lot of this is overinflated, dude.
00:17:18.480 And the economy has been labeled as a false strong economy for a long time.
00:17:23.760 It hasn't been strong for a long time.
00:17:25.420 Yeah.
00:17:26.100 So guys jumping on this conversation, let us know down in the comments what you guys
00:17:30.380 think.
00:17:31.220 With that being said, let's go check out some of these, some of these comments.
00:17:34.760 Let's go cruise them.
00:17:36.080 This first comment comes from Vedette123.
00:17:41.860 I can't get past the intro to his podcast.
00:17:44.940 So misogynistic.
00:17:48.680 What part?
00:17:50.700 Is it when you say guys?
00:17:52.560 No, I think it's don't be a hoe. 1.00
00:17:53.740 Oh, well, guys can be hoes. 1.00
00:17:57.540 I don't even know what this person's talking about.
00:17:59.420 It's probably best that you don't listen.
00:18:01.320 Yeah.
00:18:01.980 Like, because misogynistic is something.
00:18:04.080 You can't get past the intro?
00:18:05.100 Yeah.
00:18:07.760 I can't get past the intro to his podcast.
00:18:10.540 Oh my God.
00:18:11.300 Yeah.
00:18:11.560 Well, how mentally fragile are you?
00:18:13.520 Definitely don't go to 18 minutes in because it's going to get you.
00:18:17.460 Well, definitely don't, you know, be alive when the civilization falls apart because you
00:18:22.240 certainly won't be able to handle that.
00:18:23.740 Yeah.
00:18:24.520 I know my intros, you know, so maybe we should.
00:18:27.700 What are they talking about?
00:18:29.000 What part are they talking about?
00:18:29.960 Do you even know?
00:18:30.480 I think it's the guys.
00:18:31.540 Hey, guys.
00:18:31.980 What's up, guys?
00:18:32.480 What should I say?
00:18:33.120 Guys and girls?
00:18:34.020 Yeah, let's try it.
00:18:34.640 How does it sound?
00:18:35.420 What's up, guys and girls?
00:18:39.600 What should I say?
00:18:40.360 Ladies and gentlemen.
00:18:41.100 Hey, all you cool cats and kittens.
00:18:42.800 All the fucking, the XXYY fucking, you know, he, her, they, thems. 0.90
00:18:48.520 What's up, y'all?
00:18:49.720 That might be, I don't know.
00:18:51.940 Let's go to the other one.
00:18:53.180 And I've been seeing, I want to address, I thought this was really cool to see.
00:18:56.120 Like, people kind of standing up for themselves.
00:18:59.080 Yeah.
00:18:59.580 And like, you know, because there's trolls online for sure.
00:19:02.180 And there's a lot of nameless, faceless people out there.
00:19:04.580 Yeah, like Vedette with her fucking anime. 1.00
00:19:06.640 Yeah, with your fucking furries.
00:19:07.840 What is, what is, I mean, like.
00:19:09.880 That's a furry.
00:19:10.400 No, but what could really be misogynistic about what I said?
00:19:13.140 What are you talking about?
00:19:14.180 What's up, guys?
00:19:15.800 Welcome to the show for the realists.
00:19:17.440 Say goodbye to the lies and fakeness and delusions of modern society.
00:19:19.840 And welcome to motherfucking reality.
00:19:21.660 Guys.
00:19:22.380 Guys?
00:19:22.820 I think guys is the hang up there.
00:19:25.080 You don't be a, listen, you're a hoe. 1.00
00:19:28.380 Stay off the show.
00:19:32.320 Yeah, man.
00:19:33.760 Yeah, next comment, man.
00:19:35.020 I like to see people stand up for themselves.
00:19:38.500 Yeah.
00:19:39.520 You know, because there are trolls online.
00:19:42.080 Shit happens.
00:19:42.740 Um, and I thought this was just a nice, very respectful example of this.
00:19:48.340 So, uh, Velkin, um, uh, replied, I believe it's probably to one of the reels or something
00:19:54.820 about, you know, you're talking about, like, Hey, we should not be voting for people on
00:19:58.260 the basis of their skin.
00:19:59.620 For sure.
00:20:01.000 Velkin agreed.
00:20:02.440 Um, Velkin said, um, he said, so true, uh, voting just because of sex or color of skin 1.00
00:20:09.520 is just showing the ignorance of those people that do that.
00:20:12.500 It's shameful.
00:20:13.160 Correct.
00:20:13.960 To which, uh, 80% of the country.
00:20:17.760 Maggit Basher.
00:20:18.940 No.
00:20:19.300 What is that?
00:20:20.240 Maggit T. Basher.
00:20:21.280 Maggit, Maggit T. Basher.
00:20:23.280 He says, Maggit, Maggit Basher.
00:20:25.200 Maggit.
00:20:25.440 He just doesn't know how to spell Maggit.
00:20:26.760 Got it.
00:20:27.140 Okay.
00:20:27.580 Yeah.
00:20:28.580 All right.
00:20:28.860 So I'm going to assume that you're black.
00:20:30.820 Um, boy, I got nothing to say.
00:20:34.140 He says 80% of the country is going to vote for Harris because she is the best candidate
00:20:40.060 and Donald Trump isn't even qualified to be president.
00:20:43.580 He's an insurrectionist trader who should be dangling from a tree that.
00:20:47.580 All right.
00:20:50.160 It's a little hot.
00:20:52.000 That sounds racist.
00:20:52.960 That sounds a little, a little bit.
00:20:55.080 That sounds racist.
00:20:56.240 Just a little bit.
00:20:57.440 A tree?
00:20:58.580 I mean, shit, man.
00:21:00.000 I could have said like, what else?
00:21:02.260 I mean, what else do you hang from?
00:21:03.420 Monkey bars?
00:21:03.960 Yeah, let's not go there.
00:21:10.420 What's wrong with you?
00:21:11.360 I really didn't mean that.
00:21:12.060 No, I didn't mean that.
00:21:12.900 I didn't mean that.
00:21:14.620 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:21:16.260 You know how I know he's racist?
00:21:19.460 Bro, did you see that fucking real I sent you?
00:21:23.360 With the old man?
00:21:24.300 Dude.
00:21:26.340 That was bad.
00:21:27.940 I think he's just past the age of giving a fuck.
00:21:30.720 Yeah, he's past something.
00:21:32.380 Yeah.
00:21:32.620 But to this, Velkin did reply, I learned to never argue with an idiot.
00:21:38.420 It's just a shame you really think you're right.
00:21:42.060 Setting up for themselves, man.
00:21:43.940 It's nice to see.
00:21:45.920 Yep.
00:21:46.800 Yeah.
00:21:47.340 80% in the country, the dead ones and the alive ones.
00:21:52.360 He's an insurrectionist traitor.
00:21:54.700 Yeah.
00:21:55.540 All right, maggot basher.
00:21:56.820 Fucking white people.
00:21:57.860 Yeah.
00:21:58.760 Causing all the stuff.
00:22:00.500 Mm-hmm.
00:22:02.620 That guy sounds like he's got a testosterone deficiency.
00:22:07.680 Protein deficiency.
00:22:08.880 Yeah.
00:22:10.620 Pussy deficiency. 0.94
00:22:12.260 There's a lot.
00:22:13.420 Brain deficiency.
00:22:15.960 All right.
00:22:16.420 Our last comment comes from at Hercboy.
00:22:20.020 It says, it's been so long since the tinfoil hats, I almost forgot they existed.
00:22:25.700 How could you forget?
00:22:27.900 See, that's that program and they wanted you to forget.
00:22:30.400 Yeah.
00:22:31.540 It's tinfoil for you.
00:22:32.380 I can't allow them to forget.
00:22:35.460 Because I have mine handy at all times.
00:22:37.600 What did you guys do with my do-rag?
00:22:39.060 We threw it away.
00:22:40.180 Oh.
00:22:43.660 All right.
00:22:44.860 Now we're good to go.
00:22:47.380 How pissed would you be if like Emily like repurposed that for Thanksgiving?
00:22:52.540 Like you go.
00:22:53.660 It'd be like a cornucopia.
00:22:54.880 Yeah.
00:22:57.780 He goes and he's like.
00:23:01.540 It's a cornucopia of conspiracies.
00:23:04.340 This is where I reach in and get my conspiracies from.
00:23:06.380 That shit's real.
00:23:08.440 What would you like?
00:23:11.560 What flavor would you like today?
00:23:13.660 We have election.
00:23:15.020 We have Donald Trump.
00:23:17.060 We have aliens.
00:23:18.400 Don't forget Michelle.
00:23:19.440 We have Michelle and Big Mike.
00:23:21.780 What else do we have in here?
00:23:23.140 Let me see.
00:23:25.500 Oh, we've got communism.
00:23:28.040 Right, right, right.
00:23:29.040 We've got people that don't know if they are they or he or she.
00:23:33.300 Gay frogs. 1.00
00:23:34.620 We've got gay frogs. 1.00
00:23:35.660 Gay frogs. 1.00
00:23:36.220 I've got it all in here.
00:23:40.040 I've got anything to your liking.
00:23:41.680 Yeah, I love it, man.
00:23:43.080 I love it.
00:23:44.540 Guys, we appreciate you for being real ass fans.
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00:23:54.920 That being said, let's drop headline number two.
00:23:57.480 This is the second mark of the beast, in my opinion.
00:24:03.040 And let's dive into it.
00:24:04.900 Headline number two reads, U.S.
00:24:07.460 shifts aircraft carrier to Middle East amid fears Iran may attack Israel.
00:24:12.780 All right.
00:24:14.620 And it's not just aircraft carriers.
00:24:16.820 We are shifting troops, other military assets to the Middle East right now to defend Israel
00:24:24.200 and American forces against what is expected to be a complex attack by Iran and its proxies.
00:24:31.360 The Pentagon said Friday, Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin ordered the USS Abraham Lincoln, which is currently operating in the Pacific and its destroyer escorts to the region, along with additional squadron of fighter planes.
00:24:45.640 Additional ballistic air defense units will also be deployed to the Middle East, not only to defend Israel, but to protect U.S.
00:24:52.020 forces in Iraq and Syria who have come under attack by Iran and its proxies, the Pentagon said.
00:24:57.740 This is the second time since April that the United States has acted quickly to defend Israel after the government of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu conducted targeted assassinations of Iranian officials and militant groups backed by Tehran.
00:25:13.480 Now, U.S. assets already in the region include ground forces, air forces as well as newly deployed destroyers, amphibious ships and an aircraft carrier to help repel attacks from Iran, Yemen and Lebanon.
00:25:27.640 We are just now increasing that support.
00:25:30.800 Pentagon spokesperson Sabrina C said earlier Friday that Austin was preparing, quote, multiple forthcoming force posture moves to bolster force protection for U.S.
00:25:41.240 forces and Israel.
00:25:43.480 Now, real news, no bullshit.
00:25:48.280 It's a great page.
00:25:49.300 If you guys don't follow them, follow them.
00:25:51.100 They have a lot of.
00:25:52.180 They are very good.
00:25:52.880 They're very good.
00:25:53.500 Very unbiased.
00:25:54.560 Just like this is what this is what's going on.
00:25:56.240 Yeah, for sure.
00:25:57.400 So they posted out about about two hours ago before the show saying amid growing concerns about a potential Iranian attack on Israel, U.S.
00:26:05.740 Central Command Commander General Michael Eric Corella has arrived in Israel for high level discussions with the
00:26:13.420 defense officials.
00:26:14.240 The talks are focused on joint preparations and anticipation of possible aggression from Iran and its proxies.
00:26:21.360 Meanwhile, Russia has sent Sergei Shoigu, the former top defense official and current secretary of the Russian Security Council to meet with Iranian officials.
00:26:36.940 Here's a video of both of them arriving simultaneously to their sides.
00:26:44.320 Right.
00:26:56.780 So that's coming out today.
00:26:57.780 Now, there's a couple of other things that are also happening while all of this is going on.
00:27:01.840 You've got President Biden.
00:27:03.340 He has left Delaware.
00:27:04.700 He is back at the White House, allegedly, for a meeting with his national security team and Vice President Harris.
00:27:10.780 You've got G7 leaders.
00:27:11.900 They're pressuring Iran not to strike Israel.
00:27:15.800 You've got Saudi Arabia.
00:27:17.220 They told Iran that they cannot use their airspace to launch drones or rockets at Israel.
00:27:22.840 And you have multiple airlines canceling flights from Israel, Lebanon, Iraq, Jordan, and Iran.
00:27:29.100 So you got that happening.
00:27:32.980 And then this this this dude, this guy, this fucking cheesed it clown, Lindsey Graham. 0.99
00:27:40.300 Huh.
00:27:41.140 Oh, buddy.
00:27:41.920 Yeah, he is with his wooden fucking teeth.
00:27:44.040 He is.
00:27:44.640 He is rattling the sabers.
00:27:46.900 All right.
00:27:47.140 Here we go.
00:27:47.740 Warmonger Lindsey Graham introduces joint resolution to authorize the use of United States armed forces against Iran.
00:27:55.940 This week, neocon GOP Senator Lindsey Graham introduced a joint resolution to authorize the use of United States armed forces against the Islamic Republic of Iran.
00:28:08.040 Reminiscent of WMDs in Iraq, Graham's submission presents Iran as an imminent nuclear danger, a characterization that conveniently aligns with longstanding political concerns and justifications for military action in the region. 0.63
00:28:23.560 These were a couple of key points from his his release that he put out.
00:28:30.340 And then he also tweeted this out.
00:28:31.880 He says it is always good for any American administration to reassure Israel that we have their back against Iran and their proxies and will provide the necessary defensive capability. 0.78
00:28:44.040 However, it is long past time to start talking about offense when it comes to Iranian threats against Israel, the United States and the world. 0.67
00:28:53.180 Iran is running wild throughout the region. 1.00
00:28:55.560 As my recent legislation indicates, an attack by Hamas, Hezbollah or the Houthis against Israel should be considered an attack by Iran.
00:29:04.380 All of these proxies are provided weapons and funds by the Iranian regime to spread their terror. 0.76
00:29:10.600 Israel should have every right to know.
00:29:12.080 Who provided the Iranian regime with the funds?
00:29:14.480 What was it like six billion dollars?
00:29:16.840 That was us.
00:29:17.780 Hmm.
00:29:19.080 The same American administration that now have to reassure Israel.
00:29:23.600 The same one.
00:29:24.900 Same one.
00:29:25.420 But it says Israel should have every right to not only defend its territory from Iranian attacks, but also hit the regime hard.
00:29:33.320 Gagatola and its henchmen have one source of revenue.
00:29:37.480 Oil and gas.
00:29:39.360 Wait.
00:29:40.920 So it's two sources.
00:29:42.480 Technically, three sources.
00:29:43.520 If you count the U.S. tax dollars, I keep going.
00:29:45.960 Oh, shit.
00:29:47.200 You put their refineries at risk and their behavior changes.
00:29:50.360 The best way to prevent escalation is to show a willingness to go on offense.
00:29:54.920 Now is the time.
00:29:57.080 Now, I'd like you guys to try something because I did this.
00:30:01.580 I did a little just quick image search with our boy Lindsey Graham.
00:30:06.760 And not just from this year, but for many years.
00:30:11.660 You can go down the path and you can look how happy he is with his Irish and American flag pin on his lapel.
00:30:20.460 So happy.
00:30:21.480 And you know what I think is interesting, Andy?
00:30:27.360 Is that.
00:30:29.940 Lindsey Graham received over a million dollars from APEC.
00:30:37.720 Shocking.
00:30:38.480 Which is a known pro-Israel lobby.
00:30:44.880 It's the most powerful lobby in the whole country.
00:30:47.100 We got a million dollars for him.
00:30:50.760 And now he's beating the war drum.
00:30:52.240 Andy, what do we got on that?
00:30:53.000 I mean, that's no different than a ton of our politicians, okay?
00:30:58.160 I mean, that's the reality.
00:30:59.420 This PAC supports politicians on both sides of the aisle.
00:31:02.780 And those politicians are pro-Israel over pro-America.
00:31:06.820 They make decisions that are in the interest of this small country all the way on the other side of the world that are not in the interest of the people that they walk by on the streets every single day.
00:31:16.460 And this is why I said when this whole thing started that I am not pro-Israel or pro-Palestine.
00:31:23.560 I am pro-fucking-America.
00:31:25.000 And we have a problem here with these people who do not represent our country and do not represent our interests taking our tax dollars and sending our brothers and dads and sons to die in wars halfway across the world that don't mean shit to anybody but these guys' pocketbooks.
00:31:44.900 And that's what's going on.
00:31:46.400 And that's what's been going on.
00:31:47.640 We have been the iron fist of globalism and, by the way, Israel for the course of since they were first fucking founded in 1946, okay, or seven or eight or whatever it was. 0.92
00:32:01.060 We have been their military for that long, okay?
00:32:04.700 Anytime someone fucks with Israel, the Americans got to go fuck with them, right? 0.77
00:32:08.620 And now we have Israel attacking Lebanon.
00:32:11.460 We have Israel shooting fucking, you know, what, 50,000 fucking civilians.
00:32:17.680 And then we have our politicians over here standing on the stage and saying, I'm pro-Israel.
00:32:23.900 What do you, what do you, why?
00:32:25.740 Why aren't you pro-America?
00:32:26.920 Why aren't we taking care of the people here?
00:32:28.800 Why aren't we taking care of the people on the streets here?
00:32:31.120 Why aren't we taking care of the cities here?
00:32:32.960 Why are we sending our money to Ukraine and these other places?
00:32:35.580 We shouldn't be sending money to any other country on the planet until our country looks how it should.
00:32:40.500 And it doesn't look anything like that.
00:32:41.940 It looks like a total shithole right now.
00:32:43.800 So I don't support any of this shit, the war.
00:32:47.840 I don't support us sending foreign aid to other countries for any reason at this time.
00:32:52.060 And I think most of the middle class and most of the people who actually work for a living and pay most of the tax in this country agree.
00:33:00.200 They don't want to pay tax for us to go to war over and fucking the Middle East.
00:33:04.120 They don't want to pay tax for us to go to war over in Ukraine.
00:33:07.780 No regular people want this war. 0.55
00:33:10.480 Politicians want this war because they own stocks in Lockheed Martin.
00:33:14.040 They own stocks in Raytheon.
00:33:15.760 They get kickbacks from these situations and these deals.
00:33:18.540 And this is how they make their money.
00:33:20.100 But they make their money on the backs of the service of American men and American women that go over there and put their lives at risk,
00:33:28.240 who are your sisters and brothers and sons and moms, and they get killed for this.
00:33:32.880 So you're going over there getting killed for their financial interest.
00:33:37.020 This is bullshit.
00:33:38.580 It needs to stop.
00:33:39.900 Lindsey Graham is a fucking traitor to this country, period. 1.00
00:33:43.680 Okay?
00:33:44.140 And we need to get all of these old, disgusting, for sale fuckfaces out of our government. 1.00
00:33:52.060 That's what I think about it.
00:33:53.940 Dude, you know what else I think is thought-provoking?
00:33:56.700 The fact that the same people who said that Donald Trump would crash the economy and lead us into World War III have now crashed the economy and are leading us into World War III.
00:34:14.200 Yeah, but the same people that voted for those people now have some sort of fucking way to justify it.
00:34:18.940 They justify everything.
00:34:20.980 They justify everything because they hate Trump so bad.
00:34:23.960 They hate Trump so fucking bad that they would vote outside of their own personal family's interests to not read mean tweets and to feel virtuous because I'm voting for the first black female who ain't even fucking black.
00:34:38.320 Okay?
00:34:40.180 So it's insane, dude.
00:34:42.580 Like, those people will not survive.
00:34:46.120 That's against your own survival instinct.
00:34:49.180 That is beyond reason.
00:34:52.820 Like, if you're going to vote yourself into a poorer position, into a harder position, into a more difficult position, to seem virtuous or to fight wars that do not benefit you or support things that do not benefit you,
00:35:07.920 you are beyond saving.
00:35:10.100 You are beyond saving.
00:35:11.860 In the real world, in natural order, those animals, like we're talking about, those animals die.
00:35:17.560 They don't survive.
00:35:18.420 It's Darwinism.
00:35:19.640 And right now, because most Americans who are intelligent and work hard and embody the ideals of American culture have gone out and built companies and built businesses and worked hard and taken care of their families while they trusted that the government was doing in their best interest.
00:35:37.040 And they weren't for the last 20 years.
00:35:38.900 So now we have a lot of unwinding to do.
00:35:41.400 And I think it's become very obvious to every common sense American that, like, this is a problem.
00:35:48.000 And when we're asked to vote for someone because of their skin color or because of their gender and not because of their policies, when 60 or 70 percent of the country can't even make it from paycheck to paycheck, that's absurd shit to be putting down people's throats.
00:36:04.340 So that's what I think, dude.
00:36:07.420 I'm trying to pull up how far we are.
00:36:11.400 How many days out are we from the election?
00:36:13.920 And we're like 90, 90 days, 90 some days.
00:36:17.380 Right.
00:36:18.280 Isn't the timing of this also very thought provoking?
00:36:21.820 Right.
00:36:22.300 Like when you look at the fact that, like, you got the economy, the global economy, which is, you know, very directly tied into the U.S. economy, having major issues right now.
00:36:34.440 There's war drum beat.
00:36:37.380 And I don't pull this.
00:36:38.440 Like, I don't I don't like to do the war drum shit or even bring the shit up unless I feel like it's concrete shit that they're actually moving forward to.
00:36:45.660 Doesn't that put us in a very, very great spot for defeat?
00:36:51.900 Of course.
00:36:52.900 Like our economy is the shit right now.
00:36:54.760 Yeah, of course.
00:36:55.640 Our strategic oil is drained.
00:36:57.600 A lot of our equipment has not been replenished from the withdrawal of Afghanistan three years ago.
00:37:02.060 Uh, we have low morale.
00:37:04.340 We have people not wanting to participate in these wars.
00:37:07.260 Uh, we have millions and millions and millions of people coming across the border.
00:37:11.160 We are intentionally being spread thin so that we cannot defend ourselves.
00:37:16.200 And people don't understand that they're creating something in Ukraine.
00:37:19.580 They're creating something in Middle East.
00:37:21.200 They're creating something at the border.
00:37:22.560 They're creating something in Taiwan.
00:37:23.880 And if that's the case, who's going to fight all that war?
00:37:28.120 Okay.
00:37:28.760 You got every other country, the BRICS countries, all in order about that. 0.77
00:37:32.980 Russia's over in Iran right now.
00:37:34.900 Yeah.
00:37:35.260 Where the fuck are all these European? 1.00
00:37:37.160 Where's all their financial aid to the fucking Ukrainians?
00:37:39.800 Where's, where's their involvement?
00:37:41.380 Where's their troops?
00:37:42.460 Right?
00:37:42.700 Like, dude, we're setting ourselves up for the conquering of our own country based upon
00:37:46.980 identity politics that people who have no concept of what violence is actually like
00:37:52.700 or what war actually does voting for ideal shit.
00:37:56.440 Oh, I want the first black this or the first woman this. 1.00
00:38:00.700 You don't care if like you told, if you die because of that, you know what I'm saying?
00:38:04.640 Like, that's where we are with society.
00:38:06.360 And like, you know, it's very dangerous.
00:38:09.140 And this is exactly what I've been telling you, uh, was going to happen.
00:38:12.820 They were going to start massive disruption and massive war and do everything that they
00:38:16.200 could do to fuck up the election.
00:38:17.540 And it's right on fucking cue.
00:38:18.880 Like I told you.
00:38:19.760 Yeah.
00:38:20.760 Yeah, man, guys, jump it on this conversation.
00:38:23.360 I want you guys to tell us down in the comments, what you guys think.
00:38:26.320 Let us know, man.
00:38:28.180 That being said, let's check out our third and final headline.
00:38:31.360 That's number three.
00:38:32.680 Now this one is interesting.
00:38:34.920 Because again, you know, you know, you remember that term code switching?
00:38:38.220 Yeah.
00:38:39.140 You mean like how you do it?
00:38:41.540 I don't code switch.
00:38:42.820 I do code switch.
00:38:43.900 I code switch.
00:38:44.880 It's fine.
00:38:46.320 And guess what, Andy?
00:38:47.400 It is fine.
00:38:48.500 If people code switch.
00:38:49.760 All right.
00:38:50.100 All right.
00:38:50.320 Because AP News said that it's fine that Kamala code switches.
00:38:54.160 Donald Trump questioning Kamala Harris's race shows he doesn't understand code switching.
00:38:59.720 We don't code switch your race.
00:39:01.560 No, no, you do, Andy.
00:39:03.340 It's called having a range.
00:39:05.680 Kamala has range.
00:39:08.080 That's what it is.
00:39:09.140 All right.
00:39:09.800 Let's hear this.
00:39:12.260 Kamala Harris has range, man.
00:39:13.880 That's what it is.
00:39:14.400 She can grill nominees for the Supreme Court or meet with our foreign dignitaries, then pivot 0.78
00:39:19.660 to hosting a Diwali celebration or dancing enthusiastically alongside an HBCU-style marching band.
00:39:26.680 She has range.
00:39:27.920 She's cultured.
00:39:30.000 It is a dexterity that Harris, the first black woman and Asian-American to serve as vice president, 0.97
00:39:37.080 developed as a person of color to navigate the corridors of power or Main Street in a nation where race and identity influence how one is received or embraced.
00:39:46.780 Yeah.
00:39:47.400 So, so, so, okay.
00:39:51.720 So, it's fine.
00:39:53.740 Who's making the nation based around identity influence?
00:39:58.220 Who's doing that?
00:39:59.540 Oh, that's the media.
00:40:01.040 Oh, that's the people writing this.
00:40:02.940 Oh, that's them.
00:40:06.020 Fucking idiots.
00:40:06.860 Now, you know, and then, listen, Harris, the article continues, the daughter of immigrants from Jamaica and India, is an androat code switcher, a term that can include deliberately adjusting one's speech style and expression to optimize relatability and ensure she gets a message across.
00:40:25.980 That's what it is.
00:40:26.660 And former president Donald Trump, during a contentious interview session at a meeting of the National Association of Black Journalists, showed no familiarity with the concept.
00:40:37.380 He implied that Harris is inauthentic for embracing all aspects of her heritage.
00:40:42.560 His failure to recognize code switching also speaks to a prevailing belief that whiteness, oh boy, here we go, often correlated with speaking in plainly enunciated English is the default in our politics.
00:40:56.660 Or democracy.
00:40:57.700 That's because it is the language of English.
00:41:00.720 It's the language of English.
00:41:03.300 Okay.
00:41:04.640 Like, are we really going to identify ourselves based upon the informalities of language?
00:41:12.680 Like, it's not that she's code switching.
00:41:15.040 She is manipulating people to, yes, to pander to their racial identity when her racial identity is not the one that she's claiming. 0.96
00:41:25.060 That is manipulation.
00:41:26.660 She's saying she's African-American.
00:41:29.840 She's not African-American.
00:41:31.460 Her father was black.
00:41:32.600 And, oh, by the way, her father was a fucking Marxist.
00:41:35.320 Andy, I'm glad you brought that up.
00:41:37.520 He was a Marxist.
00:41:38.500 He was a Marxist.
00:41:40.020 Let's fact check it.
00:41:41.140 Yes.
00:41:42.040 It's fucking true.
00:41:43.100 This is Snopes.
00:41:44.280 Yes.
00:41:44.700 This is Snopes.
00:41:45.440 I don't fucking miss.
00:41:48.540 And, by the way, did you see that picture of fucking Kamala this weekend that Democrats posted?
00:41:53.900 Oh, I did, man.
00:41:54.760 That was fucking weird.
00:41:55.920 That was interesting.
00:41:56.860 That was very interesting.
00:41:58.180 Bizarre.
00:41:58.760 Official Democrat X page uploads photo of Kamala Harris with Michelle signs in background.
00:42:04.420 That is fucking weird.
00:42:06.640 Now, that's weird because that picture's from 2008.
00:42:10.480 Right.
00:42:10.700 But the Democrats just decided to post this.
00:42:16.080 Hmm.
00:42:16.580 Now, I know I said last week that it looks like I'm wrong about that because they actually
00:42:21.140 named her the official candidate of the Democrat Party.
00:42:25.560 But at the DNC, they still have the right to change it.
00:42:30.520 And you said, when I said, it looks like I'm probably wrong, you said.
00:42:34.180 Still got time.
00:42:34.840 Still got a lot to go.
00:42:36.040 Still got time.
00:42:36.740 And it looks like you might have saved my conspiracy, which I'm very thankful for.
00:42:46.660 I'm a co-switch.
00:42:47.500 I got you.
00:42:47.900 Yeah.
00:42:50.020 Bro, I'm just saying.
00:42:51.740 Like, I mean, like, that's the other.
00:42:53.580 Like, how much black does he need to do it? 1.00
00:42:55.400 Bro, black people wouldn't say he was racist.
00:42:58.100 Karens would say he was racist.
00:42:59.720 True.
00:43:00.220 I'm so offended for black people. 1.00
00:43:01.820 When black people are laughing at the fucking jokes he's telling. 0.97
00:43:04.260 You know, I think.
00:43:04.940 Did you see the clip of the actual audio from that fucking.
00:43:07.800 They fucked with the audio.
00:43:09.780 They fucked with the audio.
00:43:11.460 There's a clip.
00:43:12.400 There's a couple clips.
00:43:13.520 This person did a comparison.
00:43:16.720 I saw.
00:43:17.300 He was in the audio.
00:43:17.820 Yes.
00:43:18.620 Of the actual laughter.
00:43:20.400 And the laughter from the crowd was muted.
00:43:22.740 So it was actually way more than what we saw on the show.
00:43:25.580 Now, don't believe us.
00:43:26.540 Let's go to our audio producer here.
00:43:28.960 All right.
00:43:29.280 This man is a triple platinum recording producer.
00:43:33.520 Joe, is it possible to tone out.
00:43:38.260 You have a fucking clip.
00:43:39.660 Can you.
00:43:40.240 Can you.
00:43:40.680 Is that possible to do.
00:43:42.540 Like, like for real.
00:43:43.660 No bullshit.
00:43:44.560 So that can bring the crowd noise down or up.
00:43:47.320 Yeah.
00:43:47.480 You can separate it on stems.
00:43:49.000 Yeah.
00:43:49.180 That's fucking.
00:43:50.380 Well.
00:43:50.920 Yeah.
00:43:51.580 That's a fact check.
00:43:52.560 Well.
00:43:53.360 I mean, dude, I.
00:43:54.960 You saw that, right?
00:43:55.760 I saw the.
00:43:56.320 That was crazy.
00:43:57.340 But like, do we.
00:43:58.260 Do we like.
00:43:58.700 I mean, do you really hold them past them?
00:44:00.120 Like, remember when they made fucking Joe Rogan gray?
00:44:02.820 No.
00:44:03.300 You know what I'm saying?
00:44:03.920 Like, it's not.
00:44:04.580 Or when they change the fucking like faces on the Secret Service guys to smile.
00:44:09.220 Yeah.
00:44:09.580 You know, like it's not fucking like far fetched.
00:44:12.420 It's not far fetched.
00:44:13.240 No, man.
00:44:13.800 I don't know.
00:44:14.220 What I know is Kamala Harris every single day reminds me more and more of that dude from fucking
00:44:18.500 Split.
00:44:19.280 Oh, yeah.
00:44:20.020 Like this is.
00:44:21.120 Like this is a good movie.
00:44:22.000 It's a it's a great movie.
00:44:23.620 It's underrated.
00:44:24.380 He's a great actor.
00:44:25.300 Yeah.
00:44:25.720 He did really, really well in that.
00:44:27.540 I just think that, you know, there were so many people that watch this and like, I want
00:44:30.620 to be him.
00:44:31.340 Yeah.
00:44:32.580 Well, look, dude, I think I think she's a piece of shit. 1.00
00:44:39.320 And I think that anybody who legitimately votes for her is legit.
00:44:44.840 And look, dude, I have my criticisms of Trump.
00:44:47.000 People say all the time that I'm a magotard and I'm fucking maga cult and blah, blah, blah.
00:44:51.120 No, I'm not.
00:44:52.620 But I'm smart enough to decide between two people that we have the choice to decide between.
00:44:56.500 Right.
00:44:56.660 And I would rather choose someone who's run multiple companies with hundreds of thousands
00:45:00.640 of employees over the course of his life.
00:45:02.260 Who's made billions of dollars from the American system over someone who hasn't done shit and
00:45:07.520 who's only gotten to where she is because she is a fucking DEI hire. 0.91
00:45:12.680 OK, and people are like, DEI is the new N word.
00:45:15.140 No, motherfucker.
00:45:15.740 The N word is the fucking N word.
00:45:17.380 Is that what they say?
00:45:18.080 Oh, fuck.
00:45:18.600 Yeah, bro.
00:45:19.120 Every time you mention DEI, it's oh, you're racist.
00:45:22.380 No.
00:45:23.540 DEI is an actual program.
00:45:26.020 She was chosen by Joe Biden in public through his own fucking words because she was a black 1.00
00:45:33.500 woman.
00:45:34.260 That's it.
00:45:35.000 OK, he said that.
00:45:36.440 And you all ate it up at the time.
00:45:38.280 Yeah.
00:45:38.760 Woo.
00:45:39.720 Black woman. 0.99
00:45:40.700 First one, this.
00:45:41.820 You fail to think, what does this mean to me?
00:45:46.080 What will this do for me?
00:45:47.880 How will this affect my family?
00:45:50.040 And because you can't conceptualize that these decisions actually affect you and affect your
00:45:56.640 family and dictate the highs or the lows or the foundation that you're going to build
00:46:01.780 off of, you continue to vote for these people because you think it doesn't matter more than
00:46:06.360 just whatever choice you make regarding their identity.
00:46:09.280 Hey, oh, you know what?
00:46:10.500 I don't like Donald Trump.
00:46:12.200 I don't care if he can run the country.
00:46:13.760 I just don't like him.
00:46:14.720 Like, OK, so what's that mean for you?
00:46:17.700 Well, that's going to mean this and this and this and this and this, right?
00:46:20.740 Like, dude, there's so many lies going around about Donald Trump right now that it's absurd.
00:46:26.200 You know, he wants to eliminate abortion.
00:46:28.300 No, he doesn't.
00:46:28.800 He said so a bunch of times.
00:46:30.020 He said, dude, there's exceptions in this rule, which are always the exceptions that the
00:46:33.880 far left brings up.
00:46:35.060 Otherwise, you know, you could do get the crazy abortion people that just want to fucking, 1.00
00:46:39.280 you know, kill babies. 0.96
00:46:40.740 Right.
00:46:40.900 But those are not the majority of the people on the left.
00:46:44.060 The majority of women on the left just want to have an option if something were to get 1.00
00:46:47.900 fucked up. 0.93
00:46:48.760 I think everybody understands that.
00:46:50.440 And then you have the people on the right who are like, you're going to hell.
00:46:53.340 Look, dude, it ain't your place to say who's going to hell.
00:46:55.800 OK, like you need to stay the fuck out of it.
00:46:57.860 This is America.
00:46:58.520 Let the states decide like it's supposed to be, how our country is supposed to be set
00:47:03.180 up.
00:47:03.740 Some states are going to say, no, you can't do that here.
00:47:06.160 Some states are going to say, yeah, do that here. 1.00
00:47:08.840 And that's the reality of it.
00:47:10.680 That's how the country is supposed to be.
00:47:12.700 And by the way, even if it was banned, even if it was blocked, you're still going to vote
00:47:18.280 for killing your fetus over how much money you're going to have over the food, over the 0.70
00:47:26.160 safety of your community, over us potentially being invaded or nuclear bombed.
00:47:30.940 You're still going to vote for this one issue alone that may affect you once or twice in
00:47:36.540 your life unless you're a fucking whore and you can't keep your legs shut. 1.00
00:47:40.080 Right.
00:47:40.480 OK, like just being real, just being real.
00:47:43.740 Fucking pull out, man.
00:47:44.940 Wear a fucking condom.
00:47:46.300 Swallow the shit like, dude, put it on your titties. 1.00
00:47:50.020 I'm being serious, bro.
00:47:51.320 Like everybody else does.
00:47:52.820 Like everybody else does.
00:47:54.240 Like turtles or Twinkies, baby.
00:47:57.080 I'm just saying, man.
00:47:58.160 And dude, like it's a lie, right?
00:48:00.280 That's the point.
00:48:01.000 Yeah.
00:48:01.680 Then they lie about this.
00:48:03.620 What was the fucking agenda?
00:48:05.500 Twenty twenty five.
00:48:06.740 Oh, yeah.
00:48:07.160 That's fucking bullshit.
00:48:08.580 OK, but now that you pointed it out, I read it.
00:48:10.940 I'm like, oh, it sounds all right.
00:48:12.320 Not that bad.
00:48:12.960 Yeah.
00:48:13.960 But Donald Trump, that's not Donald Trump's policy.
00:48:16.940 Right.
00:48:17.160 If you go on Donald Trump's website, he lists out his policy.
00:48:20.140 If you go on Kamala Harris's website, there is no policy to be found.
00:48:23.920 Because their election strategy is not about policy.
00:48:28.040 It's about voting for identity.
00:48:30.160 And dude, so you're going to tell me, listen, this is the same.
00:48:35.020 Look, dude, I'm speaking to the people who who think that Kamala is a great choice here.
00:48:39.980 You cannot objectively look at her accomplishments and say she's accomplished anything.
00:48:45.720 She hasn't got a bill passed ever.
00:48:48.080 She was fucking pushed through at San Francisco.
00:48:50.760 By the way, if you want to look like what if you want to know what her shit looks like, 0.78
00:48:54.640 go look at San Francisco.
00:48:55.880 It was the first fucking liberal city to fall.
00:48:59.100 OK, she's from there.
00:49:01.160 Do you want the entire country look like San Francisco?
00:49:03.380 No, you don't.
00:49:04.500 But you want to be able to say to your friends, oh, I love Kamala.
00:49:07.260 She's so cool.
00:49:08.520 She dances and she, you know, I just like her because, you know, she's a woman and it's great.
00:49:13.320 All the while, all the people you care about are going to suffer because of that decision.
00:49:18.900 And your kids are going to suffer because of that decision.
00:49:21.720 And you are going to suffer because of that decision.
00:49:24.060 Because you're uninformed.
00:49:25.440 You don't understand what's going on.
00:49:26.960 And you have the inability to look past liking someone.
00:49:31.540 If I'm building a country or if I'm building a company, all right, I'm building a small business.
00:49:36.600 And I say, fuck, all right, we got to build this company up.
00:49:41.720 All right, I got Steve and I got Susie.
00:49:48.060 And man, Susie's a dumbass. 1.00
00:49:53.040 Steve's a fucking asshole.
00:49:54.040 I don't like Steve.
00:49:54.980 But at least he's done this about 20 times.
00:49:57.240 He knows exactly what to do.
00:50:00.240 It's not looking real good on who I get to choose from.
00:50:02.620 But fuck, I'd rather us at least get somewhere than us destroy with Susie's leadership.
00:50:08.740 Like, that's what we're talking about here.
00:50:10.360 So it's such a simple fucking thing.
00:50:12.460 It's a very simple choice that people cannot, if they think, logical minds can figure this out.
00:50:18.540 But people who vote on emotion can't.
00:50:22.420 And a lot of these people that are voting for Kamala are people that don't pay taxes.
00:50:27.220 They are not paying into the system.
00:50:28.960 They have been purposefully impoverished and had their communities destroyed, black people, 1.00
00:50:38.380 for the intention of creating a voter base for the Democratic Party.
00:50:42.880 Okay?
00:50:43.480 And when the black people in the inner city started to wake up, the Democratic Party said,
00:50:48.760 fuck, they're waking up.
00:50:49.740 So what do we got to do?
00:50:50.620 Oh, let's bring in all these other migrants. 1.00
00:50:52.660 They'll vote for us because they don't have shit.
00:50:54.880 And because they don't have shit, they have to vote for us.
00:50:57.620 All right?
00:50:57.940 So that's the game.
00:50:59.460 The game is make you poor, make you suffer, make you think that you have no hope and no
00:51:04.840 opportunity and no ability to pursue the American dream, and then vote for me because I'm like
00:51:10.240 you, and I'll give you their shit. 0.99
00:51:12.200 That's the whole fucking play.
00:51:14.240 So, like, dude, anybody that votes for her is either a literal communist or someone who's
00:51:19.900 so fucking dumb they can't even think past their emotions at all.
00:51:24.540 Dude, 100%, man.
00:51:25.760 And the other part, too.
00:51:26.620 Or there's people who are very rich who are connected to these people who know they're
00:51:30.940 going to get a bunch of favors, and so they come out and support them.
00:51:33.260 And they'll be safe.
00:51:34.520 The other part, too, man, I think, like I said, I try to address this whenever we can,
00:51:38.660 man.
00:51:38.840 It's just like, just to remember.
00:51:40.200 I know when you guys are out there, you're scrolling on your social medias.
00:51:43.820 It may appear that she has a lot of support.
00:51:47.580 It may appear that.
00:51:49.080 It is manipulated.
00:51:50.080 It is manufactured.
00:51:51.600 All right.
00:51:51.860 Here's more proof just so you guys know.
00:51:54.220 This headline reads,
00:51:55.200 Gay OnlyFans star claims Kamala Harris campaign offered $1,500 to bash Trump on TikTok.
00:52:02.600 All right.
00:52:02.860 Now, this is not just a one-off thing.
00:52:05.540 Let's dive into it.
00:52:06.440 A gay OnlyFans content creator who was approached by a left-wing agency to make anti-Donald Trump
00:52:13.980 video for a Democrat super PAC said he refuses to whore out his values or sell out for Kamala
00:52:20.540 Harris.
00:52:21.340 Michael Dordery, a 22-year-old social media influencer who posts explicit content to his
00:52:26.740 OnlyFans page and more safe-for-work LGBT-related posts on Instagram, is not the average Trump
00:52:33.560 fan.
00:52:34.880 Quote, I'm conservative-leaning.
00:52:36.920 I even wear American flag underwear and shoot guns on my OnlyFans, the Long Island native
00:52:41.060 told the New York Post.
00:52:41.920 I just happen to like dicks.
00:52:43.200 Yeah.
00:52:43.460 He just likes massive cocks. 0.99
00:52:45.800 Yeah.
00:52:46.820 Yeah.
00:52:52.040 What?
00:52:54.020 Nothing.
00:52:54.560 Nothing.
00:52:55.600 Nothing.
00:52:56.680 Despite his right-wing views, Dordery was solicited by influencer marketing firm Palette Management
00:53:04.760 on behalf of Ford Future, the largest Democrat super PAC in operation.
00:53:10.240 Quote, hi, Michael.
00:53:11.460 I hope you're doing well.
00:53:12.840 I'm reaching out on behalf of one of Palette's partners with an exciting paid offer to create
00:53:17.760 and post anti-Trump content on TikTok.
00:53:21.100 Look how, like, they're just blatant with it.
00:53:23.320 They're not even like, no, I need you to make anti-Trump.
00:53:26.860 Here's something.
00:53:27.440 Because Trump hates you.
00:53:28.380 Trump hates you.
00:53:29.100 Trump hates you because you like dicks.
00:53:31.060 Yeah.
00:53:31.500 Right.
00:53:32.640 And, yeah, that was from a senior marketing coordinator, Fernanda.
00:53:38.440 I think how fucking stupid that sounds.
00:53:40.060 What?
00:53:40.400 Like, real talk.
00:53:40.940 That fucking message?
00:53:42.140 No.
00:53:42.460 Like, just how stupid that sounds.
00:53:44.220 Trump hates you?
00:53:44.900 Trump hates you because you happen to like dicks.
00:53:47.400 Like, that's what they're trying to say.
00:53:49.640 Right?
00:53:50.320 Like, we're past that in America, bro.
00:53:52.400 We're past this, you know, we're progressive enough in this country.
00:53:56.360 And the problem is, is that this kind of shit is pushing us back so far that, dude,
00:54:04.480 gay people are going to have a lot of problems now because of what's been going on. 1.00
00:54:07.640 I feel good that they're standing up in strength, though.
00:54:10.340 Yeah, for sure.
00:54:11.060 Yeah.
00:54:11.540 Now, I am not a biologist, but let me calculate this real quick.
00:54:15.320 Because here's the thing.
00:54:16.460 Forward Futures just took in another $150 million.
00:54:21.300 Yeah.
00:54:22.020 All right.
00:54:23.360 Just that organization alone to do this.
00:54:25.740 All right.
00:54:26.120 And so $150 million and they're doing the paying out $1,500 each, that's 100,000 people
00:54:33.660 right there.
00:54:34.200 Yep.
00:54:35.480 That can definitely create some and manipulate. 0.92
00:54:37.700 Yeah.
00:54:38.040 And by the way, they don't disclose as the FCC forces people to disclose that it's an actual
00:54:45.000 paid ad.
00:54:45.780 Exactly.
00:54:46.460 So that's how they get around that.
00:54:48.700 And like, bro, these people are not playing by the rules that they force on companies to
00:54:52.980 play.
00:54:53.820 Right?
00:54:54.060 They're making it look like it's an organic ad.
00:54:56.180 What I mean by that is this.
00:54:57.680 If I were to pay you to make a pro-Trump ad, you would have to disclose that you were paid
00:55:05.600 to make that ad.
00:55:06.340 That's the law.
00:55:07.120 But they are not disclosing that.
00:55:08.960 And they are not disclosing the anti-Trump.
00:55:11.320 So what they're doing, just like they did with Twitter back in 2020 and all these social
00:55:16.360 platforms, is they are manufacturing perception as a case of marketing, right?
00:55:23.280 They're trying to manufacture perceived momentum, which is what the Twitter files was all about
00:55:29.460 exposing.
00:55:30.200 All right.
00:55:30.400 With the polls, the bots.
00:55:31.600 Yes.
00:55:31.900 The polls are lies.
00:55:33.780 They build up narratives that they want and they squash narratives they don't want with
00:55:40.140 cancel culture bots and bad traffic or traffic throttling.
00:55:45.520 And then they, you know, these celebrities say crazy shit and then they put all their fake
00:55:50.220 bots onto those traffic to create the perception that everybody's with this and you're out in
00:55:56.360 the cold if you're not with this, so you might as well join that.
00:55:59.280 And that's how they prey on weak people, bro, because they know that most people don't have
00:56:03.600 the ability to stand firm in their beliefs and in their identity when everybody else is
00:56:11.240 saying you're wrong, right?
00:56:12.460 We saw that during COVID, dude.
00:56:14.920 You know, how many people wore the mask and played by the rules, but actually knew it was
00:56:19.620 bullshit?
00:56:20.240 A lot.
00:56:21.140 But that's how they got it to work because they made the perception that everybody was
00:56:25.520 with it.
00:56:26.060 How many times did we walk through a grocery store or walk in public and, you know, people
00:56:31.360 see you not wearing a mask and they're like, fuck, thank God, bro. 0.74
00:56:33.900 You're what I can't stand this shit.
00:56:35.760 I don't even know why I'm wearing it.
00:56:36.880 You're still showing.
00:56:37.460 Right.
00:56:37.840 Exactly.
00:56:38.360 Fuck out of here.
00:56:39.060 Exactly.
00:56:39.600 But that perception of everybody doing it is what made it work.
00:56:43.580 And that's what they're trying to do with Kamala.
00:56:45.900 Okay.
00:56:46.280 And this is what they did with Hillary too.
00:56:48.160 They tried to make, this is the same play they ran with Hillary.
00:56:50.720 They tried to use the bots.
00:56:52.580 And by the way, nobody knew about the bots back then.
00:56:54.460 That was my first experience.
00:56:55.940 So you had a person.
00:56:56.500 That was my first experience with the bots.
00:56:58.400 I was on Facebook.
00:56:59.480 I made a pro Trump post.
00:57:01.120 And within like five minutes, I had like 5,000 comments, which was like, I was like, how
00:57:05.160 the fuck did this happen?
00:57:06.500 Damn, I'm getting up there.
00:57:07.200 Yeah, but I didn't know about bots.
00:57:08.580 So I was like, fuck.
00:57:09.840 Yeah.
00:57:10.200 What's going on?
00:57:10.940 I got no idea.
00:57:11.740 Like, I'm like, holy shit, dude.
00:57:13.080 Look at all these people.
00:57:13.940 They're crazy.
00:57:14.920 And, and then, you know, I deleted the post because I didn't know what the fuck was going
00:57:18.160 on.
00:57:18.400 And then I figured it out.
00:57:19.360 And I'm like, holy shit, because I figured it out because I talked to one of my buddies
00:57:23.540 who was in, you know, in the, in the Facebook.
00:57:27.200 But the point is, is that normal people don't know that, bro.
00:57:30.480 They don't know that like a lot of these people that come on your posts and trash you are just
00:57:34.760 bots that are made up to fucking keep you intimidated from not posting. 0.96
00:57:39.260 And so they ran the same play with Hillary. 0.90
00:57:41.220 They tried to make her so much more popular than what she was. 1.00
00:57:43.800 And Hillary is not a likable person, bro. 0.94
00:57:46.120 People, people don't like Hillary. 1.00
00:57:48.000 They just didn't want Trump to win.
00:57:49.620 Right.
00:57:49.980 And, uh, and then they built on that for four years with the Russia collusion and all the
00:57:54.900 shit.
00:57:55.180 And they, you know, they were able to do that same play with Biden.
00:57:58.180 You know, he's much more popular than what he actually is.
00:58:00.600 And they use all the tech.
00:58:02.000 So they're doing the same thing with Kamala.
00:58:03.660 This is the play.
00:58:04.360 And I still think after that photo being post yesterday, that there is a strong possibility
00:58:09.520 that Kamala, because of whatever negative will happen between now and the DNC,
00:58:13.800 will, you know, cause dude, she's already getting trashed today. 1.00
00:58:17.760 Yeah.
00:58:17.980 She's getting hit about the economy.
00:58:19.320 Fucking Friday.
00:58:20.440 She was a hero.
00:58:21.540 Right.
00:58:21.820 Wednesday.
00:58:22.380 She was a hero.
00:58:23.160 Two, three weeks ago.
00:58:24.560 She, everybody hated her. 0.92
00:58:25.760 Nobody knew her.
00:58:26.460 Right.
00:58:26.800 And then everybody likes her when they fucking start putting her on all these, uh, you know,
00:58:30.920 Hollywood shows and making her seem like she's this amazing person and she's going to
00:58:35.080 save the country and all this shit.
00:58:36.380 Well, if bad shit continues to happen, which it will, because the, the, the, the, these 1.00
00:58:42.960 bad things started happening a long time ago, like they're coming to fruition now.
00:58:46.920 And as bad things happen, uh, people are going to get more and more disenfranchised with her.
00:58:52.420 And then, you know, that's the, where I get into the possibility of them bringing in Michelle
00:58:56.760 Obama to, to ride that wave of perception so that it's close enough to when they get
00:59:03.220 to the election, they can steal it.
00:59:05.080 So I don't know, man, they didn't post that by accident.
00:59:08.360 I can tell you that.
00:59:09.120 Dude, that's bro.
00:59:09.980 I don't think anything that they fucking do is by accident.
00:59:12.340 They're not stupid.
00:59:13.440 They're going to like, they're going to drop subliminal fucking messages.
00:59:16.420 I think that's exactly what the fuck this was.
00:59:18.740 Yeah, man.
00:59:19.340 Guys jumping on this conversation, let us know down in the comments, what you guys think
00:59:24.260 that being said, man, let's get to our last segment at thumbs up or dumb as fuck.
00:59:30.020 This is where we're bringing in the topic.
00:59:31.340 We're bringing a headline.
00:59:32.160 We talk about it.
00:59:32.980 It'll get one of these two options.
00:59:34.760 Uh, so with that being said, uh, dicks, dicks, right?
00:59:41.420 Big ones.
00:59:42.680 My favorite topic.
00:59:44.040 All right.
00:59:45.600 Thumbs up.
00:59:46.920 We're dumb.
00:59:47.320 I was going to say everybody's favorite topic is themselves.
00:59:50.880 Okay.
00:59:51.640 Yeah.
00:59:52.860 You are what you eat.
00:59:59.280 Guys, a thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline reads, pole vaulter who went viral when his
01:00:04.860 manhood stopped him winning Olympic medal is offered a quarter million porn deal.
01:00:12.920 All right.
01:00:13.820 Lose a medal.
01:00:15.800 Gain a career.
01:00:16.340 Gain a career.
01:00:17.660 So let's dive into this.
01:00:19.400 The French pole vaulter who lost out on his chance at the Olympic medal due to his manhood
01:00:25.040 clipping the bar.
01:00:26.680 Anthony Amoretti has reportedly been offered a porn deal worth $250,000 pornographic website,
01:00:34.620 Camp Soda, which I've never even heard of.
01:00:38.680 I didn't know.
01:00:39.280 Like, it's not a place like I would go to thinking I'm like, Cam Soda, Cam Soda.
01:00:44.260 Like, what is that?
01:00:45.400 Here, pull it up on your phone real quick.
01:00:46.320 Is that like cream soda?
01:00:47.460 Pull it up my phone?
01:00:48.680 Fuck you, man.
01:00:52.760 But Camp Soda has put up the quarter million after millions watched Amoretti's manhood clip
01:00:59.740 the bar to clear after getting the rest of his lower half over the bar.
01:01:04.140 Amoretti's now infamous attempt came at clearing 5.70 meters, where he was obviously distraught
01:01:11.660 about the miss regardless as to what hit the bar.
01:01:15.240 Amoretti finished 12th at the event with his manhood getting more attention than the rest
01:01:20.380 of the pole vaulters combined.
01:01:23.000 You got a video?
01:01:23.680 I got a video.
01:01:24.360 Let's see.
01:01:25.500 Here it is.
01:01:26.420 Just seem to just be sloppy as you turn his body.
01:01:33.140 He's slanging, bro.
01:01:34.380 That sucks.
01:01:34.760 Just seem to just be sloppy as you turn his body.
01:01:39.320 Hey, as much as that might suck right now, I think he'll be all right with this later.
01:01:42.700 Something else is going to suck, and you'll be fine.
01:01:47.860 Oh, man.
01:01:48.620 That sucks, dude.
01:01:49.820 Not yet, though.
01:01:50.280 It's also kind of good.
01:01:51.580 Hey.
01:01:53.420 What if he's like African-French?
01:01:56.420 He looks Italian.
01:02:05.280 Shit, man.
01:02:05.880 Why don't you just use that thing as the pole?
01:02:08.360 You know what I'm saying?
01:02:09.860 Like, show us some tricks with that motherfucker, bro.
01:02:12.240 Wrong pole, bro.
01:02:14.800 I want to see some dick tricks.
01:02:17.500 That's a little gay, but that's all right. 1.00
01:02:19.260 We're in America.
01:02:20.280 It's free.
01:02:21.360 Yeah, I'll fight.
01:02:22.220 Wrong pole, bro.
01:02:23.980 Oh, man.
01:02:25.500 Well, I'm sure he is distraught.
01:02:27.560 You better sign that contract, buddy.
01:02:29.040 Bro, think about the guys who finish first.
01:02:31.040 He's like, bro, I got first place.
01:02:32.680 Yeah, but you got a little dick. 0.58
01:02:33.580 Yeah, you got a small dick, though, bro.
01:02:34.820 Yeah, right.
01:02:37.700 Would you rather have a huge dick or get a gold medal?
01:02:40.080 Huge dick, no doubt.
01:02:40.660 Me, too.
01:02:41.120 Yeah, no doubt.
01:02:41.600 I don't give a fuck.
01:02:42.220 I'll go to the medal for that.
01:02:43.140 Yep.
01:02:44.700 I wouldn't trade for a gold medal.
01:02:47.160 I think this is a great example of, like, you know, no matter what happens, you'll be all right.
01:02:56.920 Is that all you got?
01:02:58.000 Hang in there.
01:02:59.060 Hang in there.
01:02:59.700 There you go.
01:03:03.300 Oh, man.
01:03:04.520 Don't get too low.
01:03:08.120 I'm done.
01:03:09.100 Swing and a miss.
01:03:09.820 Yep.
01:03:10.500 Just keep swinging it.
01:03:11.740 Hey.
01:03:11.940 You know what I say?
01:03:15.280 I got nothing.
01:03:16.980 I don't even know what to say to that.
01:03:19.120 Yeah, man.
01:03:19.720 I almost got a gold medal, but my fucking dick's too big.
01:03:24.640 Imagine that story, dude.
01:03:26.440 You're talking to this girl.
01:03:27.680 You're like, yeah, what happened?
01:03:28.620 Well, I was doing pole vault and, you know, my huge schlong cost me a gold medal.
01:03:37.800 No, it didn't.
01:03:38.780 Yes, it did.
01:03:39.340 Here's the video.
01:03:40.480 You're automatically in forever.
01:03:42.120 You're in, bro.
01:03:42.620 You're good.
01:03:43.640 Yeah, he's good.
01:03:44.620 Yeah.
01:03:45.220 What do we got?
01:03:45.880 Thumbs up on this one?
01:03:47.140 You know, I hate to see.
01:03:48.900 It's hard because you didn't.
01:03:50.560 I don't know if he lost or he won.
01:03:52.100 It's hard.
01:03:52.480 That's right.
01:03:56.000 I think he won.
01:03:57.380 I think he won.
01:03:58.500 I think this is a win.
01:03:59.400 I think we go back 20 years.
01:04:00.940 No butt stuff.
01:04:01.680 If we go to 20 years in the future and look back at this, he's going to say that was a
01:04:05.200 win.
01:04:05.540 Oh, I still won.
01:04:06.320 Yeah.
01:04:06.840 Yeah.
01:04:07.400 But he's like, you know, covered in cocaine, hit the fucking bottom of the ditch.
01:04:12.760 I had some good times, though.
01:04:15.720 Oh, man.
01:04:16.400 I was a riot back in my day.
01:04:17.940 Yeah.
01:04:18.660 The life of times of a dude with a huge dick. 0.61
01:04:20.640 Yeah.
01:04:21.080 Fuck, man.
01:04:21.600 There'll be documentaries.
01:04:23.300 Yeah.
01:04:23.740 Or just go to camsoda.com.
01:04:25.240 Yeah.
01:04:25.840 All right.
01:04:28.080 Thumbs up on that, man.
01:04:29.340 Yeah.
01:04:29.760 Yeah.
01:04:29.960 Guys, Andy, that is all I got.
01:04:31.900 All right, guys.
01:04:32.820 Don't be a hoe. 1.00
01:04:33.880 Share the show.
01:04:34.380 We're sleeping on the floor.
01:04:37.760 Now, my jury box froze.
01:04:39.440 Fuck a bowl.
01:04:40.260 Fuck a stove. 0.96
01:04:41.120 Counted millions in the cold.
01:04:42.780 Bad bitch. 1.00
01:04:43.620 Booty swole. 1.00
01:04:44.440 Got her on bankroll.
01:04:46.100 Can't fold.
01:04:46.980 Doesn't know.
01:04:47.800 Headshot.
01:04:48.620 Case closed.
01:04:49.280 Close.
01:04:49.620 Close.
01:04:49.720 Close.
01:04:50.020 Close.
01:04:50.520 Close.
01:04:50.640 Close.
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01:04:51.080 Close.
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01:04:52.020 Close.
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01:04:56.580 Close.