REAL AF with Andy Frisella - December 19, 2024


824. Andy & DJ CTI： Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist

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overweight fat activists zombie squirrels
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Andy Frisella
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Alex Gavin Newsom Sean Ryan Dude Andy Donald Trump Leonardo DiCaprio Tremaine Carroll George Soros Mike Taylor Remain Fat Kirillov Headshot Hillary Protein Glizzy Putin Tovar
823. Andy & DJ CTI： Mysterious Drones Spotted Over New Jersey, Daniel Penny Acquitted & Luigi Mangiones' Fatal Shooting Of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson 825. Andy & DJ CTI： Election Certification, Justin Trudeau Resigns & New Orleans New Year's Truck Attack

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In this episode of The Realists, Andy and DJ cruise talk about the new sneaker craze, the new normal, and the future of the sneaker industry. Also, DJ and Andy get into a heated debate about how old is too old to be in jail.

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00:00:00.000 what is up guys it's andy purcellan this is the show for the realists say goodbye to the lies 0.99
00:00:21.080 the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality guys today 0.98
00:00:25.240 we have andy and dj cruise the motherfucking internet that's what we're gonna do that's 0.96
00:00:31.380 what cti stands for stands for cruise the internet we put topics on the screen we speculate on what's 0.86
00:00:35.920 going on then we talk about how we the people have to solve these problems going on in the world now
00:00:40.620 we're gonna get right to it all right we got a fee the fee is very simple we're not gonna run ads i'm 0.93
00:00:46.400 not gonna fill your ears full of bullshit try to keep it real here um we ask very simply that you 0.53
00:00:52.020 guys share the show all right we put a lot of time a lot of effort we finance the show ourselves we 0.98
00:00:56.280 work hard on this uh so if it makes you think it makes you laugh it gives you new perspective
00:01:00.340 do us a favor and share the show all right don't be a hoe show the show all right what's up dude 0.99
00:01:06.380 what's going on man nothing man yeah what's up with you all right you know just getting my shit stolen 0.94
00:01:10.660 after i steal it does that count as stealing i feel like it should does that does that if somebody 0.95
00:01:16.580 steals something from you uh-huh and then you steal it back right it's does that cancel out that you
00:01:22.880 stole it yeah i'm a victim now okay so now yeah now i'm the criminal correct but even though it was 0.97
00:01:29.660 my shit right got it that is kind of how it works i mean in today's world yeah put that white man in 1.00
00:01:36.040 jail you know i'm saying daniel penny his ass oh shit man that's crazy yeah man we gotta have we gotta 1.00
00:01:45.840 have some more diversity in jail hey listen equality that's right that's what it's for man 1.00
00:01:49.700 what's going on with you man oh you know other than stealing shit yeah just stealing shit stealing 0.99
00:01:55.820 shit uh guys you know uh i just want to let you know we are going to be taking a week and a half 0.99
00:02:02.460 break uh for the holidays the guys here are gonna you know go do their thing and we're gonna go do 0.83
00:02:09.360 our things and so i'm just letting you know things will be done yeah we will be back at the beginning
00:02:13.780 of the year next year but uh we got a lot of cool shit but i just want to let you guys know just so 0.60
00:02:18.460 you're not like wondering where the fuck we're going so these guys work hard we're gonna give 0.97
00:02:22.160 them the give them some time off so what's going on yeah man a lot of a lot of shit man a lot of uh 0.99
00:02:28.360 interesting things is uh as is normal yeah it's like the new normal the new well it is the new normal 0.98
00:02:34.900 they promised that i did uh but i thought this was interesting you know i always like to think you
00:02:40.640 know because we have a age gap between you and i yep um and it's always funny to talk about you
00:02:46.360 know things coming back into play you know styles that you guys had coming back in you know what i'm 0.96
00:02:51.120 saying first of all motherfucker i ain't like i'm 100 that's it i know you think i know you feel that 0.99
00:02:56.780 way because you think that but like no of 40 year old dudes ain't fucking no no no you're good bro no 0.99
00:03:04.060 no but it is a difference it's different i mean it's a different class for sure yeah it's like senior 1.00
00:03:09.700 citizen you're not it's like silver sneaker club bro i got you i don't know bro fuck man i'm getting 0.99
00:03:16.400 like i'm getting silver fox over here bro i got the new balances on the way for you new balances are 0.98
00:03:22.840 cool again dude rick ross is wearing new balance whatever rick ross is wearing it's gonna be cool
00:03:29.000 yeah i mean that's a fair that's a fair argument new balance has got a great brand strategy right now
00:03:33.260 yeah i mean i wear new balance yeah it's gonna be new balance i'm cool i wear some of them yeah
00:03:38.740 yeah i'm like i mean like i've honestly thought about getting the uh the gardener 2000s you know
00:03:43.740 what i'm talking about no those are the those are that's not called the gardener those are called the
00:03:46.940 uh the barbecue 2000s you do both though like i mean yeah you can grill all whites yeah uh with the
00:03:52.480 high socks yeah you know sunday afternoon that's what i'm saying yeah you cut the grass go straight
00:03:58.040 the grill grass stain on the shoe at the grill correct yes that's the move that's called patina
00:04:03.600 that's called that's called subdivision that's called safe
00:04:08.420 no but i mean it's just always it's called safe it's just always interesting man you're not having
00:04:16.360 a duck if you're wearing no shoes you know saying like you hear a gunshot in those shoes and you
00:04:22.980 know that it's not sure it's like shooting at an animal or something yeah right yeah you know
00:04:26.320 they're either hunting or it's fourth of july yeah you don't have to worry about it 0.99
00:04:29.400 you know we wear those shoes you gotta worry about nobody stealing your shit either nothing yeah 0.99
00:04:36.280 you're right yeah you know what i'm saying it's like a force field of safety fucks with those guys 1.00
00:04:40.040 man like you don't fuck dude you don't fuck with those guys they always got big let me tell you 0.99
00:04:43.460 something no you do not fuck with dudes that wear shoes like that for this very simple reason 1.00
00:04:48.320 because if they're gonna wear shoes like that you know they don't give a fuck they give two fucks 1.00
00:04:52.400 they'll fuck you up they'll fucking put you in a hole with their grass stain new balance 1.00
00:04:56.300 is on bro that's how they got the grass stains that's what you don't know you think it's from 1.00
00:05:00.440 cutting yeah it's from cutting our story yeah that's right cutting pieces uh you know but it's
00:05:06.480 just always interesting to kind of see the dynamics there you know stuff that was cool then and you
00:05:11.480 know now it's coming back into play um you know but there are some things that this generation is
00:05:16.020 doing they're creating some they're pioneering creating some new words um and it's causing some
00:05:20.920 riffs in some places um so i wanted to bring this in let's check it out um the this is in iowa so the
00:05:28.560 headline is free speech organization torches iowa classrooms banned words list so this school
00:05:37.600 had to create a list of words that are banned from being used in the school all right and uh so i just
00:05:45.040 wanted to you know kind of go through these and see you know if you guys had any of these words or if
00:05:48.940 this is true like a true pioneering feat of humanity here okay so uh yeah it's causing some
00:05:55.920 riffs so like i said uh free speech advocates they're crying foul play here i'm saying the school
00:06:00.380 is limiting the free speech of these kids um from these words that they're banning in the school it's
00:06:07.360 uh um let's check the list out oh and by the way if you say any of these words in the school
00:06:13.340 it's a 30 minute detention per minute per word oh per word or per uh infraction here so um you 0.99
00:06:21.660 can't say pimp diddy party you can't say pimp you can't say pimp what the fuck is that no pimp 0.99
00:06:29.100 it's my favorite words bro diddy party diddler oiled up baby oil what's that skibbity toilet skibbity 0.99
00:06:36.720 yeah skibbity toilet uh ohio for some reason i don't know i can't say alpha beta omega sigma
00:06:44.100 can't say brain rot you can't say the rizzler 0.99
00:06:47.720 bro the rizzler that's a fucking great name it is it is bro the fucking rizzler 1.00
00:06:57.920 i'm getting that shit on my license plate 1.00
00:06:59.860 no i'm getting the frizzler the frizzler yeah that's what i'm getting bro uh shit that's a good 0.99
00:07:08.580 one can't say chat womp womp can't say giga chat um no me that's giga chad i think yeah yeah 0.98
00:07:17.560 oh no that is yeah yeah yeah can't say racist comments in general no racist comments bro we would
00:07:23.900 be we would be expelled oh yeah can't even tell any racist jokes bro uh how you can't say hawk toa
00:07:31.920 can't can't talk or hawk toa um no rage quitting no encouraging suicide that's probably a good idea
00:07:41.240 okay that one makes sense yeah uh drug references no drug res no nazi or holocaust references well
00:07:51.080 you know my favorite though is at the bottom you get no uh lgbtq no your favorite is no fat jokes
00:07:57.220 yeah dj found a safe space sign me up how do i enroll 0.99
00:08:05.080 god dang man yeah i mean fuck like just don't don't be cool the the the fucking rizzler 0.99
00:08:13.900 bro that is funny i mean the lgbtq jokes are like i mean who's running around saying 1.00
00:08:21.420 saying jokes about gays yeah i mean nobody you know nobody's making any jokes about anybody
00:08:26.980 yeah it's like no it's not like they're running around the hallways like hey what dressed as like 0.99
00:08:31.200 those things they're not it's like what are calling themselves fucking shit they're not 0.98
00:08:37.080 it's not like it's it's not like it's like you know 0.98
00:08:41.220 it's not like it's the easiest fucking thing to make fun of ever in history 0.99
00:08:48.400 fuck dude yeah this joke this school is no fun bro i wouldn't want to go there bro you come out 1.00
00:08:56.860 of there with no sense of humor sucks man why you gotta ban all this shit bro just let people say 1.00
00:09:01.260 what they're gonna say if it ends up being stupid it'll be stupid they get made fun of they won't say 1.00
00:09:05.040 it again yeah i mean what was some stupid shit you said back in oh fuck yeah listen man i'll tell 1.00
00:09:10.780 you this i don't think any of my teachers like me yeah you know like they definitely didn't yeah i 1.00
00:09:21.020 talked way too much yeah the curse word thing that started back then yeah it wasn't good yeah i mean
00:09:28.760 listen i mean i would be i was known for cursing like on the football field i would yell that all the 0.99
00:09:33.360 time by the refs by the fuck coaches yeah like i couldn't help it i'm fucking sorry man 0.99
00:09:39.500 uh yeah a lot of this stuff didn't exist we had different names for these things i like that pimp 0.99
00:09:47.980 is making a comeback though yeah pimp's coming back yeah pimp's coming back sigma sigma is a big
00:09:53.520 one sigma skippity toilet what does sigma mean now sigma is like you know like you're that guy
00:09:59.040 oh really yeah it's like you're that dude you're him you know what i'm saying we used to say you
00:10:02.680 that dude sigma that's that dude yeah oh that's a guy yeah not that guy that dude that's that dude
00:10:08.180 like i would look at joe over here and be like that's that dude oh that's that dude yeah so you
00:10:13.360 look at him bro he said dude he's sigma oh yeah 0.98
00:10:17.260 another one's like he's got a fucking cool nickname ice cream joe that's a fucking that's a name 0.99
00:10:25.600 that's a name that a straight killer would have uh yeah bro probably have you do got new balances 0.99
00:10:32.320 don't you i bet you do yeah that's right for special occasions for when he's got to go to work
00:10:38.900 yeah yeah i mean listen i think i mean okay like the encouraging suicide okay all right like yeah i 0.98
00:10:44.040 get that you know sure you know i don't know the one i'm like no hot no nazi shit like what 1.00
00:10:48.740 yeah no racist comments too fucking far like too far no rage quitting yeah what the fuck is rage 0.99
00:10:55.740 quitting uh that's when you like like you lose like let's say we were playing call of duty yeah 1.00
00:11:00.000 and i get pissed and quit and you just fucking yeah oh fuck yeah i would definitely violate that one 0.99
00:11:05.520 yeah yeah man how the fuck do you ban words that's what well that's that's the legal thing man and so 0.99
00:11:14.060 it's like you know the freedom of speech that's not like aged you know it doesn't it doesn't like 0.97
00:11:18.960 there's not an age requirement i mean when we were in school bro really you could say anything you
00:11:22.800 wanted but and you could bully people like everybody bullied each other that's how you 0.98
00:11:26.680 that's kind of how you uh the hierarchy formed you know like if you can't take the fucking bullying 0.99
00:11:31.840 then you're you know you got to get tough yeah mentally and calloused and um you know the words 0.97
00:11:38.700 that we couldn't say were just like the curse words everything else no one ever tried to tell us 1.00
00:11:43.280 yeah free balls but they would say like that's the dumbest shit i ever heard or you know that's 0.99
00:11:48.700 not very classy or that's that's not how you want to talk standard will be set yes yeah that's how it 1.00
00:11:55.120 should be man that's how it should well i mean they're getting some heat you know they tried to
00:11:58.380 protect themselves saying that you know the they made a statement the school district said uh in a
00:12:02.500 statement quote our goal is not to censor or stifle student speech but to guide students toward language
00:12:08.080 that fosters a positive and inclusive learning environment um that's a rural district man like 0.98
00:12:13.680 it's weird like yeah i mean i don't know some of the shit's kind of stupid though you know but again 0.98
00:12:19.280 it'll weed itself out on its own i don't know guys tell us what you guys think down in the comments 0.97
00:12:24.380 let us know um with that being said let's get into our headlines remember if you want to see any of
00:12:30.500 these articles pictures links videos go to andy for seller.com you guys can check all of the stuff out there
00:12:35.420 for you we link it for you um and so with that being said let's check into our first headline
00:12:40.020 headline uh number one this is uh this is interesting we talked about this you know trump's not in office
00:12:45.380 yet um he still has to get to inauguration um but you've said multiple times we've talked about on the
00:12:51.480 show that like they're going to make it very very difficult for that transition um and you know here we
00:12:57.060 are uh second week third week of december and uh here we go so um check this headline out democrats
00:13:03.400 hastily trying to push through bill that would cost average couple 25 000 ahead of trump's presidency
00:13:11.780 um so there's this new bill this omni bill that they're putting in it's like 1300 pages or some
00:13:17.300 shit like that um that they're trying to push in right now um with a lot of stuff tied into it and
00:13:22.840 one of those things is this this this uh measure of it um senate democrats are rushing to push through 0.99
00:13:28.160 a social security reform bill ahead of donald trump taking office that one group estimated would cost
00:13:34.040 the average couple 25 000 in benefits now the social security fairness act would repeal two
00:13:41.240 provisions that currently reduce payouts to public sector employees like cops firefighters teachers and
00:13:46.700 u.s postal workers now the committee for a responsible budget a bipartisan think tank argued this change
00:13:53.160 would make social security insolvent six months earlier than current projections um so as a result
00:13:59.440 we estimate a typical dual income couple retiring in 2033 would see their benefits cut by an additional
00:14:05.380 twenty five thousand dollars with additional eight thousand dollars of that uh coming in roughly half a
00:14:11.900 year of advanced insolvency so you know you got that they're taking money that's not the biggest thing
00:14:19.000 you know the the other thing is included in this bill they're giving themselves raises 0.85
00:14:22.580 so let's take 25 fucking grand from people who are already struggling to make ends meet and let's 0.99
00:14:31.400 give ourselves a fucking bro every single one of these people should be in fucking jail yeah it's so 0.99
00:14:37.540 crazy man and like that crazy dude it's tyrannical oppression financially and this country people always say 1.00
00:14:46.160 oh we live in the freest country in the best country blah blah blah no the fuck we don't that's not real 1.00
00:14:51.680 shit that's a delusional fucking line that they tell us all growing up so that we won't question what's 1.00
00:14:57.360 actually going on when we pay upwards of 50 60 percent of our taxes all in for our to live here okay that 1.00
00:15:06.480 that is fucking wrong the government is designed to protect us the government is designed to protect this 0.81
00:15:11.720 country and keep us safe and really that's fucking it and it's become this all-encompassing mammoth of 0.99
00:15:19.080 an operation where we're supposed to work more of our lives for them than we work for our own families 0.96
00:15:27.100 that is not fucking free dude and so we need to quit saying oh we're so free no we're not we're 0.98
00:15:34.160 financially oppressed slaves of this country and until our taxes go down to a reasonable amount 0.98
00:15:40.120 like 10 percent might be reasonable okay i'm not talking like down 10 percent i'm like talking
00:15:46.160 10 percent all in total and the government is built to operate on that 10 percent until we get to that 0.61
00:15:52.740 we can't talk about fucking freedom okay because we have families in this country who are suffering 0.82
00:15:58.140 financially really more than they have in the last 40 years and these people want to take more money 0.99
00:16:05.640 from them yeah like dude fuck all of these people well i think there's a like i mean like listen i 0.98
00:16:10.740 don't it may not be a popular belief right but like i mean on just on a pure business side right like 0.99
00:16:18.060 let's say you have an employee they do they don't even do the bare minimum right like they're still in 0.98
00:16:23.920 a bunch of shit they're doing a bunch like you don't give them a raise no you take away you you fire 1.00
00:16:29.940 their ass or you or you fucking demote them or you demote them you don't fuck like what no but 1.00
00:16:34.320 here's what they're thinking they're thinking well shit the cost everything went up yeah everything's 1.00
00:16:40.300 you know that my salary that i fucking make didn't go as far no shit it didn't go as far for everybody 0.99
00:16:46.580 else either right and you're not the priority you're a fucking civil servant you are not the priority the 0.99
00:16:52.960 priority is the people like dude we need some real leadership bro i really really really hope 0.99
00:16:58.740 that trump and elon and ramaswamy and these guys get this straight i know vivek agrees what i'm
00:17:08.400 saying because i've talked to him about it but like bro i really hope they go in and fix this because 0.92
00:17:15.520 dude if they don't it's just another failed four fucking years our biggest problem in this country 0.90
00:17:21.260 is the financial oppression that comes from our tax system you want to stimulate our economy you want 0.98
00:17:26.840 to create an amazing country you want to create wealth uh the opportunity for you know happiness
00:17:32.300 and success and all the things that we're supposed to have here in this country um life liberty and the 0.96
00:17:38.680 pursuit of happiness you want that shit you lower the taxes to a to a reasonable point 10 all in 0.92
00:17:44.880 and you make the government operate within whatever that is you make everybody pay it poor people pay 0.99
00:17:50.960 rich people pay it companies pay it everybody pays the same you're all required to pay if you don't
00:17:56.860 pay you can't vote and we make some other rules about that whatever i don't i haven't thought all
00:18:01.240 the way through but the point of the matter is is that until that happens we are not free and it needs 0.85
00:18:08.980 to happen if you want to fix shit that will fix shit that will fix almost everything just that one 0.99
00:18:14.000 thing but we have so many blood sucking fucks in our government system and so many bureaucratic lazy 1.00
00:18:21.660 fucks when was the last time you went to a courthouse or a fucking license bureau or someplace 1.00
00:18:27.480 where you had to get something done and it was run efficiently right where it was easy and it was 0.99
00:18:33.000 smooth and it was fast no that's not what you get when you go into those places most of the time 1.00
00:18:37.580 you get some fat fuck sitting on their fucking ass not doing shit and acting like you're not even 1.00
00:18:42.880 fucking there right like you're just you're fucking inconveniencing them for whatever it is and you 1.00
00:18:49.540 got to sit there for two hours while they fucking stuff their face with doritos yeah like bro that's 1.00
00:18:54.380 the shit we're dealing with and then they have four people for that same job and they're all sitting 1.00
00:18:59.020 there talking and then they put their little sign up it says come back in an hour right no fuck you 1.00
00:19:04.540 and don't you dare say shit to them or get mad because they're seven hours yeah right yeah like bro it's 0.99
00:19:09.380 just it's the wrong culture it needs to be fixed it can all be done through blockchain technology 0.99
00:19:15.220 every fucking license every renewal we need to eliminate 90 percent of the license you require 0.97
00:19:21.340 anyway that's a whole nother thing but the point is is that all of this shit could be done with like 0.99
00:19:27.260 it's not our job as the taxpayers to provide security for this massive government of of unnecessary 0.98
00:19:34.400 fucking labor force yeah those people should be required like everybody else to go out and be 1.00
00:19:40.420 productive not sit on their fat fucking ass while you're trying to get something done and they just 1.00
00:19:45.880 fucking treat you like your shit when you're paying for their salary bro like this has to be fixed dude 1.00
00:19:51.560 or the country will never be fixed well on the other side of that that coin though man and like 1.00
00:19:55.560 that's why this might be an unpopular belief but like bro like if if if we had a very efficient
00:20:00.700 government and we had i don't care if their salaries was a million i wouldn't care at that
00:20:04.620 point well you wouldn't you wouldn't you you could do that because the mother there would be only 0.83
00:20:08.500 fucking a hundred of them well that's what i'm saying but like like if they were actually doing 0.87
00:20:12.120 the job that they're supposed to be doing i wouldn't care about this increase nobody would care 0.99
00:20:16.180 because we'd be so happy about the the results of the fucking work there you know what i'm saying 0.98
00:20:20.380 like the inputs should equal the output imagine your business like losing you know you got a hundred 0.99
00:20:28.300 million dollar business and it's losing fucking ten million dollars a year every year and you're 0.90
00:20:34.440 giving people raises it's wild yeah it's wild you know another big issue too that a lot of people and 0.98
00:20:39.980 you kind of hit on it man but like it's it's not like you know people and it's ignorance a lot of
00:20:44.900 times because if people really truly knew like how deep and convoluted and departments within departments 0.94
00:20:51.080 and subcommittees and all these fucking things that get these ridiculous budgets right and that's 0.91
00:20:56.360 another big issue man like one of the things that they're also pumping into this bill um not sure 0.97
00:21:00.900 if you saw this uh but this continuing uh resolution bill is going to fund this state department agency
00:21:08.580 uh that was the pinnacle of all of the twitter files that they said was not supposed to be happening
00:21:14.700 no more was supposed to be going to the wayside yeah they're getting a bump in pay um to the tune
00:21:19.200 um of about 75 million dollars um which originally it was 60 million uh when the agency was first
00:21:27.900 created now they bumped it up by almost 15 million um i mean this is the one that matt taibbi who did
00:21:34.480 all the the twitter files reporting like this is what that when you're talking about who was doing 0.79
00:21:38.940 this shit it came out of this direct agency this was the link between social media and our government 0.64
00:21:44.500 the portal all of that stuff was created through this agency which is a violation of first amendment 0.99
00:21:49.320 because through proxy they were censored 100 yeah you know and so it's like you know like uh but like
00:21:55.020 that's included in this bill right the global engagement center has been included in page 139
00:22:00.720 of the continuing resolution um although it doesn't specify its budget allocation a previous inspector
00:22:06.200 general report shows the agency's 2020 budget totaled 75 million of which 60 million was appropriated 0.98
00:22:12.720 by congress um you know so like they keep putting this shit in man and it's just like at what point 0.98
00:22:17.960 uh do we say stop you know and and like i said i mean along the same lines as you i just hope that 0.99
00:22:24.860 when elon and and and vivek get in there bro they fucking hammer all of the shit out yeah you know like 0.89
00:22:30.540 the now the question is like i mean there's gonna be a massive surplus of money in that sense where does 0.99
00:22:34.780 that money go to does it start going to you know paying down the fucking debt like i don't know 0.98
00:22:38.840 i'm not an economist i don't know how that shit works but i mean 1.00
00:22:42.720 it needs to happen bro it needs to happen guys fucking bullshit jump in on this convo yeah and 0.99
00:22:50.560 start being vocal about the real shit that we need to fix like this you guys get distracted everybody 1.00
00:22:56.540 in the country gets distracted through all these things and they don't ever talk about the things 0.98
00:23:00.400 that are very obvious like why do none of these politicians talk about this tax why do they not talk 0.99
00:23:07.340 very few of them talk about it you know why because that's how they make their fucking money 0.78
00:23:11.080 yeah that's how they're able to pay their friends that's why they don't teach you about it in 0.99
00:23:15.360 fucking high school dude they don't teach you about taxes they don't teach you about personal finance 0.99
00:23:19.980 because they don't want people to know how bad they're getting fucked you know it's one of my 0.99
00:23:26.060 favorite clips of uh of trump i think it was during the hillary debate in 2016 and uh she was like he 0.95
00:23:32.700 doesn't pay his taxes and he uses tax loopholes he's like yeah the same ones that you and all your 0.98
00:23:37.120 donors use you know i'm saying like they all use the same fucking shit yeah i'm saying it's like i'm 0.99
00:23:41.180 like damn i i mean i can respect you at least saying it you know i'm saying but like if you don't 1.00
00:23:45.460 understand the shit you get taken advantage of even if even if we were paying the exact amount now 0.99
00:23:55.020 and this place looked like fucking dubai i don't think people would say shit no cool that's what i'm 0.99
00:24:00.820 saying yeah give yourself a fucking raise cool it's not that bro people would be okay paying 50 0.99
00:24:07.640 of their fucking tax if when they walked outside it was clean and nice and beautiful and safe 0.97
00:24:13.960 but it's not it's not even close to that no nowhere near it man nowhere near it uh but with that let's 0.99
00:24:22.900 go check some comments out chat let's see what this uh let's see what these comments look like the chat
00:24:28.800 yeah let's go to the to the chat uh this first comment is from uh at christian kelly 90 46 he
00:24:36.840 says uh was interviewing a guy for a job yesterday in my office i have a mini fridge full of first
00:24:43.000 farm energy drinks i kept uh keep on deck for the crew mid interview the applicant stopped mid
00:24:49.180 sentence when he noticed the fridge and said don't be a hoe interview over instantly 0.99
00:24:54.140 higher show that's awesome that's what's up fucking sick man yeah that's great that's great 0.95
00:25:01.300 what i mean my question is though i mean what flavors you got stocked in there you know i'm 0.96
00:25:04.700 saying because if you got some grape i might i might be great man i can't wait till the grape 0.97
00:25:09.160 hits the market we're gonna sell it's so fucking good bro it is good i will fucking steal for it 0.99
00:25:14.840 you know i'll steal it back uh let's check out this next one this next comment comes from uh captain 0.97
00:25:22.960 philly 78 16 he says uh what's the difference between andy and dj and my dad andy and dj came back
00:25:31.480 dude i got a lot of messages about us taking time off people were not happy about that oh yeah i mean
00:25:38.900 but i think they were just as happy when they saw that we were not like in the gulag so that's yeah
00:25:42.840 yeah we're good dude it's just the end of the year man we're fucking we're busy for the projects 0.92
00:25:47.620 we have going on next year yeah yeah a lot of people were happy though man they're they're happy
00:25:51.860 like this last comment we got one more from stewart uh what is this stewart lamas 98 13 he says
00:26:00.060 glad to see andy is back to his full-time job as a podcast that's right that's right i went out and
00:26:06.020 tried to do real stuff and yeah you know i didn't make a billion in a week so i gave that up
00:26:11.780 i'm back to podcasting you know i tried to do all kinds of stuff last week yeah we should make a
00:26:18.780 course on how to be a podcast yeah yeah well i figured you know like it took more than a week 0.57
00:26:22.960 so yeah it wasn't gonna work out yeah now just version 3.0.5 i'm back i'm back fuck i'm here yeah 0.90
00:26:31.680 uh yeah man guys we appreciate you though man we appreciate you guys for being real ass fans 0.95
00:26:37.180 keep liking keep commenting and uh keep being dope is dope on the band list are you hiding the
00:26:46.020 grape now the grape i want this tropical uh well see here's the thing uh-huh i don't want you to 0.99
00:26:51.340 have the grape well that's fucked up i know listen if you if you have more grape you'll steal more shit 0.99
00:26:58.940 so i'm fucking trying to do this tropical here and i'm just gonna keep that over there okay 0.99
00:27:04.840 the tropical lightning is fucking shit dude no it is great yeah i think between like it's like 0.99
00:27:10.740 grape the screaming freedom chop if you if you throw the tropic lightning on ice like in a drink 1.00
00:27:15.760 bro that's good oh dude i've had some 1p bombs you feel you feel like yeah dude that's what i'm saying 0.99
00:27:22.340 like because you know i don't really drink that much right but and i definitely don't drink fucking 0.99
00:27:27.280 like this and alcohol yeah fuck fuck yeah but uh yeah you find me in fucking jail for sure you 0.99
00:27:33.720 ever see we might go to the yeah you ever see me you ever see me drinking fucking energy drinks and 1.00
00:27:38.400 alcohol yeah take me to fuck home i got it's about to fucking happen it's going shit's about we 0.99
00:27:44.120 about to have a problem dude of some sort but anyway you throw this on ice dude in a drink it's 1.00
00:27:50.520 fucking good and you feel like you're drinking it's just a it's a good drink yeah i love it man 0.99
00:27:55.660 it's good shit man but guys let's keep this cruise cruising we got headline shit so good number two 0.99
00:28:02.860 um this one's interesting man uh let's go to russia real quick for headline number two um not sure if 0.99
00:28:09.640 you guys saw this out there i thought this was interesting there's always something deeper going
00:28:13.360 on too um but ukraine kills russian chemical weapons chief igor karilov in moscow did you see this
00:28:21.780 so this is interesting so a top general uh a top russian general um accused by ukraine of being
00:28:29.940 responsible for the use of chemical weapons against ukrainian troops was assassinated in moscow by
00:28:36.900 ukraine's sbu intelligence service on tuesday morning in the most high profile killing of its kind
00:28:44.360 lieutenant general igor karilov who was chief of russia's nuclear biological and chemical protection troops
00:28:51.500 was killed outside an apartment building along with his assistant when a bomb hidden in an electric
00:28:58.560 scooter went off russia's investigative committee which probes serious crimes said an sbu source
00:29:06.400 confirmed to reuters that the ukrainian intelligence agency had been behind the hit quote the liquidation
00:29:12.720 of the chief of the radiation and chemical protection troops of the russian federation is the work of the 0.98
00:29:18.140 sbu the source said um so this guy is right outside of his fucking apartment bomb goes off on the 0.98
00:29:24.420 scooter kills him him and an assistant um now you know russia's intelligence is pretty good like they're 0.98
00:29:30.580 pretty quick when it comes to that stuff so they got a guy uh they have a suspect detained um in this
00:29:35.760 they uh just announced today at the time of recording um that it had detained an uzbek man who had
00:29:41.280 confessed to planting and detonating a bomb which killed um the general um in moscow
00:29:47.240 uh so here's a picture of of uh of the guy uh this is him i'm admitting it this guy did it yeah looks like
00:29:54.940 they put a little beating on him yeah they always do yeah they always do should have been worse um but you
00:30:00.200 know and he directly said uh that uh he was he was uh ordered to go to moscow and carry out this assignment
00:30:09.100 for ukraine's intelligence services um so they have that now so this guy's dead either way now 1.00
00:30:14.220 oh i mean he's fucked yeah yeah i mean he's he's fucked you know you're a dumb motherfucker 1.00
00:30:18.000 you know uh you know but but but there's always something deeper what do you think happens to 1.00
00:30:23.720 these guys you think they fucking play call of duty enough and they're like fuck i want to be a spy 1.00
00:30:27.960 and then they're like fuck yeah i want to blow like they watch all these movies and shit and then like 1.00
00:30:32.080 now they end up like that yeah bro listen i've seen some pictures of shit of like what the russians do 1.00
00:30:38.340 oh they're gonna pull all his fucking fingernails and his toenails off 0.99
00:30:41.880 bro i've seen hold on i already know what they're gonna do people don't understand 1.00
00:30:45.860 they're gonna pull your fucking fingernails off pliers each one one by one 0.99
00:30:49.640 then they're gonna fucking pull all your teeth out one by one 1.00
00:30:52.960 then they're gonna cut your tongue out then they're gonna cut your fucking fingers off 1.00
00:30:57.520 then they're gonna cut your toes off and they're gonna cut your dick off 1.00
00:31:00.220 that's what the fuck happens these guys bro i've seen i've seen pictures man 1.00
00:31:04.260 And like, I mean, I'm talking about upside down stools, broomsticks going in places. 0.99
00:31:09.020 Yes.
00:31:09.420 I mean, bro. 1.00
00:31:09.840 The worst shit you could think of. 1.00
00:31:10.960 It's ruthless. 1.00
00:31:11.680 Yeah.
00:31:12.300 It's ruthless, but it sets a tone.
00:31:13.960 It sets a tone.
00:31:15.240 You know what?
00:31:15.900 It sets a tone.
00:31:16.580 That's what we ought to be doing here to pedophiles.
00:31:18.700 I will do it.
00:31:19.880 I am the man for the job.
00:31:21.240 Broomsticks and all. 1.00
00:31:22.260 Dude, do you do all that shit and then throw them in the wood chipper, bro? 1.00
00:31:24.980 They'll be begging for the wood chipper. 1.00
00:31:29.940 It won't even be against their will.
00:31:31.920 Yeah, right.
00:31:32.440 They'll be asking for it.
00:31:33.400 Get to know it.
00:31:34.040 Yeah.
00:31:34.560 Yeah.
00:31:34.980 I mean, listen.
00:31:36.660 It sets a tone.
00:31:37.380 That's all I'm going to say.
00:31:38.240 It sets a tone. 0.99
00:31:38.840 Nobody would be fucking with little kids anymore. 1.00
00:31:41.000 They knew that that was the fucking punishment. 1.00
00:31:42.740 They wouldn't do it. 1.00
00:31:43.460 No. 1.00
00:31:43.700 I mean, do you think the next Ukrainian spy, like, seeing this shit and knowing what's going 1.00
00:31:47.060 to happen, like, how eager is he going to be to fucking roll a fucking motor scooter 1.00
00:31:51.360 up? 0.99
00:31:51.760 You know what I'm saying?
00:31:53.160 It sets a tone.
00:31:54.520 But here's the thing, man.
00:31:55.540 Like, there's always something deeper.
00:31:58.520 There's always something deeper.
00:32:00.440 Always.
00:32:00.760 Anyways, and, you know, the initial thing that came out, like, going back to the original
00:32:05.380 article, they were saying that Ukraine had accused this guy, this general, of using chemical
00:32:11.840 weapons on Ukrainian troops, right?
00:32:13.660 That wasn't it.
00:32:16.780 That wasn't it.
00:32:17.540 You know, you know the importance of this general here, this Igor Krilov, you know why
00:32:22.440 he was so important?
00:32:23.960 We have to go back to 2022.
00:32:27.800 And we actually reported on this guy.
00:32:29.600 Is this when they blew him up or crashed his plane or something?
00:32:32.540 No, no.
00:32:32.900 That was a different guy.
00:32:33.660 Okay.
00:32:33.900 Um, but we, we talked about this guy on a CTI back in 2022.
00:32:38.520 Um, this general is the general who accused the United States and our Democrats of funneling
00:32:45.880 profits from those secret, uh, secret Ukrainian bio labs to fund their elections. 0.59
00:32:52.700 Remember this chart right here?
00:32:54.780 Yeah, bro.
00:32:55.720 That was him.
00:32:56.460 That was the general, that general created this and he's the one that blew the whistle and, 1.00
00:33:00.500 and, and, and, and talked about all of this shit. 1.00
00:33:02.520 And he just got assassinated right outside of his home by a Ukrainian. 1.00
00:33:06.460 It ain't going to stop what's going to happen to these people. 0.99
00:33:08.940 It's not going to, I mean, the cabal here in the United States are fucking done. 0.98
00:33:14.120 No, I mean, like, I mean, there will be a black swan event in the next fucking 30 days. 0.98
00:33:19.900 Yeah. 0.97
00:33:20.900 I mean, dude, cause I mean, everybody's talking about it, bro.
00:33:23.060 Like, I mean, our good buddy, Sean Ryan, um, has an awesome, awesome podcast.
00:33:26.700 Love Sean Ryan.
00:33:27.460 He's the best. 1.00
00:33:28.140 He's fucking dope. 0.99
00:33:28.860 He, he literally legitimately, people don't understand how good of a dude that guy is. 1.00
00:33:35.640 They see him on the show and he asked good questions and he's a good guy, but like, that's 0.99
00:33:39.760 a good fucking dude. 0.97
00:33:40.700 He's a solid dude. 0.99
00:33:41.400 Yeah.
00:33:41.780 You know, but you know, and, and, and he has, you know, connections and people and stuff.
00:33:45.580 And I was like, you know, the one lady that he interviewed, uh, I think she was a former
00:33:48.560 CIA girl woman asset. 0.99
00:33:50.940 Um, but she, I mean, like she very clearly is like talking about the shit very openly 0.99
00:33:54.840 and like, and like the problem is nobody's listening to her, you know what I'm saying? 0.98
00:33:57.820 Like, and she has the fucking Intel on this stuff and nobody's trying to take her serious, 0.95
00:34:02.020 you know? 0.98
00:34:02.380 But like, I mean, it's, it's, it's just so crazy to me.
00:34:05.020 Like, I mean, just this, I mean, even this system right here, the optics of it, you know
00:34:09.360 what I'm saying?
00:34:09.640 This guy blows the whistle, calls out Obama, Biden, Hillary, um, and, uh, George Soros.
00:34:15.640 I mean, cause that was the whole funneling thing, right?
00:34:17.540 That's the cabal. 1.00
00:34:18.380 I mean, that's the fucking head of the snake. 1.00
00:34:20.420 Yeah. 1.00
00:34:20.760 You know what I'm saying?
00:34:21.180 He calls him out, you know, and like, give him some time. 1.00
00:34:23.580 Now you're getting blown up by a fucking scooter right outside of a fucking apartment. 1.00
00:34:26.940 You know what I'm saying? 1.00
00:34:27.500 It's like, you know, but the thing is again, the shit's already out there to your point. 0.99
00:34:32.980 You know what I'm saying? 0.98
00:34:33.600 So like, that doesn't stop this.
00:34:35.200 Like the information has already been put out.
00:34:37.020 We know it.
00:34:37.800 Yeah.
00:34:38.580 You know?
00:34:39.560 Um, so I mean, dude, it's, it's, it's just interesting times, man.
00:34:43.860 It is interesting times.
00:34:46.000 Um, I just thought that was so, so cool.
00:34:48.380 That's crazy, man.
00:34:48.820 Yeah.
00:34:48.940 That is crazy, dude, but not really like, I mean, he's not the only guy saying this.
00:34:55.540 Yeah.
00:34:55.860 He was just the first.
00:34:56.840 Yeah.
00:34:57.080 Like he's because, I mean, he runs Russia side, you know what I'm saying?
00:34:59.700 And like, and he was, he put it out there.
00:35:01.340 He's like, no, this is what's happening in Ukraine.
00:35:03.220 Well, and this is also why they don't let us see any of the communications that come out
00:35:06.660 of Russia.
00:35:07.120 They don't let us see Putin talk.
00:35:08.640 They don't let us see Kirillov talk. 0.99
00:35:10.520 They don't fucking let us see it. 0.97
00:35:11.840 And it's for those reasons, man. 0.99
00:35:15.400 It's just wild.
00:35:16.060 I mean, look, like, I mean, that's, this is the picture right outside of the apartment
00:35:18.960 where it went off. 1.00
00:35:20.720 And, uh, damn, dude. 1.00
00:35:22.200 Yeah. 1.00
00:35:22.400 I mean, it's just wild, bro.
00:35:24.300 Wild.
00:35:24.840 Look, there's his body.
00:35:25.640 Mm hmm.
00:35:26.100 Yeah.
00:35:28.380 Yeah.
00:35:28.700 I mean, you ever look at your, you, you like looking at dead bodies.
00:35:32.480 Uh, I do too, man. 0.99
00:35:34.140 Like when I see pictures, like answer, I mean, I mean, like the gory videos and shit. 1.00
00:35:38.220 Like you watch that shit, Joe. 1.00
00:35:40.200 I do. 1.00
00:35:40.660 I see it. 0.99
00:35:41.440 What the fuck up? 0.99
00:35:42.060 What is that? 0.99
00:35:43.280 It's not like I like it.
00:35:44.200 It's just like, I can't help.
00:35:45.020 I can't.
00:35:45.180 Well, that's why I say like, I don't, I don't think I would say I like it.
00:35:47.880 Yeah.
00:35:48.060 Like, it's just like, oh, all right, cool.
00:35:50.380 Yeah, man. 1.00
00:35:50.900 I mean, it's some crazy shit out there for sure. 0.99
00:35:53.860 Um, yeah, man, guys jumping on this convo. 0.98
00:35:56.500 Let's show what you guys think down in the comments.
00:35:59.480 Uh, let's get to headline number three.
00:36:00.980 Yeah.
00:36:01.420 Now I got to preface this.
00:36:03.920 All right.
00:36:04.260 We're going to California and we're going to go to Cali.
00:36:09.680 Okay.
00:36:10.000 All right.
00:36:10.320 Um, now, now I want to say this before we even get into it, bro.
00:36:13.440 I, I, I believe we should just exile California, the entire state.
00:36:18.240 We give people like a week to get out like the good ones, let them out. 0.98
00:36:21.720 And then just fucking like, you know, now blow the fault line. 0.99
00:36:25.580 Let it fucking drift out. 1.00
00:36:27.140 Part of the country, bro. 0.99
00:36:28.060 The reason that everybody goes there is because like the weather is perfect.
00:36:32.520 Um, so like you get all the homeless people and you get all the, the, the, you know, the
00:36:37.920 vagabonds and the drifters and because they can live year round and not be cold.
00:36:43.060 Right.
00:36:43.360 And then, and then on top of it, you get all these young people that think they're going 0.97
00:36:47.620 to be the next fucking, you know, Leonardo DiCaprio. 0.97
00:36:50.700 And if you ask them, they're already there. 1.00
00:36:52.520 You know, everybody in LA has got a bullshit story about fucking what they're doing and 0.99
00:36:56.080 where they are and who they know and what a movie in production. 1.00
00:36:59.160 Exactly.
00:36:59.820 It's like, dude, like you spend like literally two weeks there and you're like, what the 0.99
00:37:05.640 fuck is this place? 0.99
00:37:07.020 Yeah. 1.00
00:37:07.320 It is full of fucking liars and bullshitters. 1.00
00:37:10.320 Yeah. 1.00
00:37:10.580 And, uh, and what I think is that we should reclaim California.
00:37:15.700 I don't want to give it to them.
00:37:17.100 So let's take all those people.
00:37:19.480 Okay.
00:37:20.200 The ones we don't want.
00:37:21.640 Let's just throw them over the other side of the wall. 0.65
00:37:24.320 You know what I'm saying? 1.00
00:37:25.100 Fuck them. 1.00
00:37:27.960 Fuck them, dude. 1.00
00:37:28.800 Like they're fucking ruining the country. 1.00
00:37:30.240 Yeah. 1.00
00:37:30.420 I mean, they are.
00:37:31.420 They are. 1.00
00:37:31.960 If you don't pay taxes and you fucking are making the country worse, get the fuck out. 1.00
00:37:38.480 I'm with it. 1.00
00:37:39.340 Listen, I'm with it.
00:37:40.320 I mean, I, I haven't seen enough.
00:37:42.380 I've seen a little bit of California. 0.96
00:37:43.880 I mean, I went to some, or we could pick a shitty state and send them there. 0.96
00:37:47.300 You know what I'm saying? 0.93
00:37:48.260 But I don't want to say the shitty state because it's likely not shitty now. 0.79
00:37:53.080 And then people will be mad that we said it. 0.98
00:37:55.280 But I mean, there's some shitty states. 0.98
00:37:57.220 Yeah. 0.97
00:37:57.600 I mean, I can name a few.
00:37:58.860 Yeah.
00:37:59.220 But let's not don't name them.
00:38:03.120 Well, if we send everybody to New Jersey, they'd all fit.
00:38:13.340 We get most of the country to be ours.
00:38:15.360 They could all fit New Jersey.
00:38:16.800 They could take New Jersey.
00:38:17.440 We'll build a wall.
00:38:20.880 They got a little ocean front, like the worst one in the country.
00:38:23.920 You know what I'm saying? 1.00
00:38:24.780 Like, we can't let them have fucking California, bro. 1.00
00:38:28.420 It's cold. 1.00
00:38:29.240 California is beautiful.
00:38:30.640 Yeah.
00:38:31.860 California is nice.
00:38:33.200 You know what I don't like about California, though?
00:38:34.820 Like, I could never live there.
00:38:36.260 Not like, let's just say it was, you know, safe.
00:38:39.000 Culturally cool and everything was good.
00:38:40.980 New balances.
00:38:41.860 I couldn't.
00:38:42.340 Yeah. 0.99
00:38:42.780 I couldn't fucking live there because by the time I wake up, the day is over on the fucking 1.00
00:38:47.920 East Coast. 1.00
00:38:48.760 Yeah.
00:38:49.060 I can't do it.
00:38:50.320 You know what I'm saying?
00:38:51.200 Like, I'm not an early morning, like right away, dude.
00:38:53.880 Yeah.
00:38:54.140 And I couldn't do it.
00:38:56.740 I would have to. 1.00
00:38:57.880 It's fucking. 0.99
00:38:58.520 Yeah. 1.00
00:38:59.140 Yeah.
00:39:00.000 Yeah.
00:39:00.360 So I would rather be over here on the East Coast.
00:39:05.520 You know, that way when I wake up at my normal time, which is usually, you know, eight, which
00:39:11.720 is late for business.
00:39:13.080 Right.
00:39:13.420 But like, you know, if you wake up at eight on the East Coast, it's seven here, six
00:39:18.320 mountain, five West Coast.
00:39:20.780 So you get the whole day.
00:39:22.160 Yeah.
00:39:22.640 That's real.
00:39:23.080 Yeah. 0.99
00:39:23.440 It's real because California is fucking beautiful, bro. 0.93
00:39:26.860 But like, I couldn't do it because of the time thing. 1.00
00:39:29.300 It's just so many weird fucks, man. 0.99
00:39:31.040 Yeah. 0.99
00:39:31.280 And I mean, that's what headline number three is.
00:39:33.780 We're going to go to San Francisco first.
00:39:36.480 Oh, San Francisco hires overweight fat activists to give guidance on weight stigma.
00:39:47.600 It doesn't shock me. 0.99
00:39:48.740 I guess it pays to be fat.
00:39:51.220 Yeah.
00:39:52.080 Or whatever.
00:39:52.700 Are you trying to advocate?
00:39:56.200 Are you going to join? 0.98
00:39:57.200 Are you like, are you like fucking considering getting a new job here? 0.98
00:40:00.500 I mean. 0.98
00:40:04.240 What's weight stigma?
00:40:05.440 So let's dive into it.
00:40:06.680 Yeah. 0.99
00:40:06.820 So an overweight fat activist. 0.99
00:40:09.380 And that's her definition, by the way. 0.99
00:40:11.220 That's not like, I mean, not like that is not a fucking negative term. 0.88
00:40:14.560 It is an objective fact. 0.93
00:40:16.080 It's objective.
00:40:16.860 It's a fact. 1.00
00:40:17.580 Your fucking fat is not a fuck. 1.00
00:40:20.740 That's not like, that's just a comment. 1.00
00:40:24.860 Like, you know what I'm saying? 1.00
00:40:26.120 Like, you're fucking fat, bro. 1.00
00:40:27.280 Yeah. 1.00
00:40:27.480 Like, it's not like, I don't know.
00:40:30.900 It's not an insult.
00:40:31.780 Yeah.
00:40:32.200 Unless you're you.
00:40:34.520 Unless you're the one getting it.
00:40:37.560 But she declares.
00:40:38.180 See, I don't call people fat to insult them. 1.00
00:40:41.320 I call people fat as a statement of fucking fat. 0.99
00:40:43.640 No, it's because you love me. 1.00
00:40:44.980 Yeah.
00:40:45.420 But I mean, you're not that fat. 1.00
00:40:46.420 I'm talking about fat, fat fuckers. 1.00
00:40:47.860 Yeah. 1.00
00:40:48.000 Big, big, big, big, big.
00:40:48.760 Yeah.
00:40:49.140 Like, you're not big, big.
00:40:50.320 Yeah.
00:40:50.560 No, I'm not like.
00:40:51.200 You're mini big. 0.99
00:40:51.800 I'm like, damn. 1.00
00:40:52.820 Yeah. 0.99
00:40:53.100 You know what I'm saying? 1.00
00:40:53.380 I'm like, damn. 0.99
00:40:54.040 All right. 0.99
00:40:54.300 Come on, DJ.
00:40:54.860 Yeah.
00:40:55.480 You're like, you're like cuddly bear big.
00:40:59.540 They like you in jail.
00:41:01.880 Wait, what?
00:41:03.000 What the?
00:41:03.840 Yeah, you'd be the bear, wouldn't he?
00:41:07.920 The cuddly, funny bear.
00:41:09.580 That's DJ.
00:41:10.100 Yeah.
00:41:12.000 Okay, what?
00:41:13.120 What? 0.89
00:41:14.000 Is that gay? 0.97
00:41:16.420 They loved me in jail. 0.77
00:41:18.280 What?
00:41:18.340 They would. 1.00
00:41:19.120 Oh, fuck, man. 1.00
00:41:21.440 But yeah, so let's dive into this, man. 1.00
00:41:23.200 Until it was time to eat, you ate all the shit. 1.00
00:41:26.440 You go eat that cornbread. 1.00
00:41:29.760 An overweight fat activist disclosed that she has been hired by the city of San Francisco 0.90
00:41:37.220 to provide guidance on the prevention of weight stigma.
00:41:42.420 On Monday, Virgie Tovar reported to the news to her more than 82,000 followers on Instagram.
00:41:52.200 So, yeah.
00:41:52.780 So this comes after California Governor Gavin Newsom announced the state's own version
00:41:57.660 of Doji, President-elect Donald Trump's Department of Government Efficiency, which is meant to
00:42:02.960 eliminate wasteful government spending.
00:42:05.520 They're just going to do the opposite.
00:42:09.060 But yeah, so Tovar, she's 42.
00:42:10.900 She wrote in a post, she says, quote, I'm working with the team at the San Francisco Department
00:42:14.940 of Public Health as a consultant on weight stigma and weight neutrality, she added.
00:42:20.540 Uh, I'm unbelievably proud to serve the city I've called home for almost 20 years in this way.
00:42:26.860 Uh, this consultancy is an absolute dream come true, and it's my biggest hope and belief that-
00:42:33.620 Biggest hope, huh?
00:42:35.820 Biggest hope? 1.00
00:42:37.280 No shit. 0.99
00:42:39.160 Biggest hope and belief that weight neutrality will be the future of public health. 0.99
00:42:44.380 So, now this lady has a master's degree in sexuality studies from San Francisco State 1.00
00:42:50.220 University.
00:42:51.580 Um, she's an activist who is dedicated to the fight against weight discrimination and dieting. 0.98
00:42:56.520 So this is a fat sex expert. 0.98
00:42:59.860 Yes. 1.00
00:43:01.400 Okay.
00:43:02.500 And, um, the Blaze reported that she's the author of several books, such as You Have the
00:43:08.860 Right to Remain Fat, and The Self-Love Revolution, Radical Body Positivity for Girls of Color. 0.86
00:43:16.100 Um, now, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 0.91
00:43:24.640 I'm about to fucking freak out over here.
00:43:26.540 I know you guys all, everybody's listening and watching, they're like, all right, here he 0.95
00:43:29.760 comes!
00:43:31.260 I want you to, I want you to dive in, uh, I want to just, I want you to read this real
00:43:36.960 quick, okay?
00:43:37.760 You want me to read it?
00:43:38.400 I want you to read it, okay?
00:43:40.160 Is it too hard for you to read?
00:43:44.000 Oh, this was, uh, this was her talking about unrealistically thin beauty standards, okay?
00:43:49.900 This was an interview in 2017, uh, that, that, that quote there started in there.
00:43:53.720 Go ahead.
00:43:54.200 Okay. 0.98
00:43:55.220 I was born a fat person into a fat-hating culture, she said. 0.82
00:43:59.560 I made myself sick trying to lose weight.
00:44:02.600 Even when I was trying my hardest, I wasn't anywhere near a weight where people would say
00:44:06.900 I was normal.
00:44:07.600 This work felt like the only way I could survive.
00:44:11.140 I wasn't going to live a life of shame anymore.
00:44:15.400 Yeah.
00:44:15.920 Okay.
00:44:16.640 I was born fat. 1.00
00:44:18.320 I was born fucking fat too. 1.00
00:44:20.940 See, people don't, oh, dude, you know, a lot of people don't know I used to be fat as 1.00
00:44:23.840 fuck. 0.99
00:44:24.120 Yeah. 1.00
00:44:24.280 350, bro.
00:44:25.420 350, bro. 1.00
00:44:26.260 And not fucking like kind of fat, like fat. 1.00
00:44:28.660 Mm-hmm. 1.00
00:44:29.300 And, uh, she looks like she's about that too.
00:44:32.460 She's about that same size. 0.82
00:44:33.600 Come on, bro. 0.86
00:44:35.820 This is a sex expert. 1.00
00:44:37.120 There she is with her fucking corn dog. 1.00
00:44:39.600 Why do they always have corn dogs? 1.00
00:44:44.640 There's corn dogs, man.
00:44:45.740 What is that? 1.00
00:44:46.040 That last woman that fucking attacked us, she was a corn dog eater too. 1.00
00:44:51.060 Remember that? 1.00
00:44:51.820 No, I will say.
00:44:53.400 You remember that?
00:44:54.140 I do remember that.
00:44:55.060 I will say the breaded glizzies, they're not bad.
00:44:57.760 The breaded glizzy. 0.99
00:44:58.640 That one looks like a real dick, bro. 1.00
00:45:00.360 Like, it's got a little fucking tip on the top of it. 1.00
00:45:03.940 It does have a tip. 0.99
00:45:05.640 It does. 1.00
00:45:06.700 What the fuck? 0.99
00:45:09.460 Yep. 1.00
00:45:09.980 Bro, how can you, I don't know.
00:45:11.540 Imagine living in California, paying taxes and knowing that your taxes is going to this.
00:45:16.900 To pay a consultant. 0.99
00:45:18.580 To talk about being fat and having sex. 1.00
00:45:22.240 At the Department of Public. 0.99
00:45:23.460 How much sex do you think she actually gets? 1.00
00:45:25.160 Oh, man. 0.98
00:45:26.840 Over or under?
00:45:28.460 I mean.
00:45:29.220 I would say zero.
00:45:30.100 Sorry, bro.
00:45:34.560 Like.
00:45:34.920 Oh, man. 1.00
00:45:35.500 You become a sex expert by having sex. 1.00
00:45:39.840 Like. 0.99
00:45:41.080 You know what I'm saying?
00:45:42.020 Like, you can't just read about it. 1.00
00:45:43.680 Like, you got to practice your fucking game. 1.00
00:45:45.180 There's a practical application. 1.00
00:45:46.900 You got to.
00:45:47.260 Yeah. 1.00
00:45:47.620 It's like fucking sports. 1.00
00:45:48.840 Like, if you don't practice it, you ain't going to be no good. 1.00
00:45:52.900 I just refuse to believe she's getting a lot of practice.
00:45:55.820 She could have some.
00:45:56.680 What you got, Joe?
00:45:57.620 She looks like an Oompa Loompa that stayed in the factory too. 1.00
00:46:00.020 I love it.
00:46:02.560 Bro. 1.00
00:46:03.720 She be eating all the fucking Willy Wonkas. 1.00
00:46:05.620 Bro. 1.00
00:46:06.040 Violet.
00:46:06.440 You're turning violet. 1.00
00:46:08.340 We're going to get fucking. 1.00
00:46:09.520 She's going to do some sort of thing on a. 0.99
00:46:12.900 Is that her boyfriend?
00:46:14.900 Yeah, I think so.
00:46:15.860 Oh, her husband.
00:46:16.820 Maybe she is getting it.
00:46:18.020 Hey, man.
00:46:18.380 Listen, there's some dudes out there.
00:46:22.040 Like, that's their style.
00:46:22.940 And that's cool.
00:46:23.440 And that's cool.
00:46:23.920 I never understood that.
00:46:26.200 You know, me as a big guy, you know why I can't do it?
00:46:29.020 Because you're big.
00:46:29.780 You can't have big and big.
00:46:30.880 We both.
00:46:31.580 No, you got to have big and little.
00:46:33.200 I'm glad I always had friends that understood that.
00:46:35.340 That's what I'm saying, man. 1.00
00:46:36.660 Motherfucker. 1.00
00:46:36.980 You think I don't understand that? 1.00
00:46:38.920 You see pictures of me?
00:46:40.880 You can't have big and big.
00:46:42.120 We both can't be sweating, bro.
00:46:43.640 Yeah.
00:46:44.080 We can't do it.
00:46:44.760 No.
00:46:45.760 Big and big.
00:46:46.680 Like, my sweat's going to drop on you.
00:46:48.100 Your sweat can't drop on me, bro.
00:46:49.500 Like, no.
00:46:50.000 Yeah, it's got to.
00:46:50.900 Look.
00:46:52.940 Yeah, it don't work.
00:46:53.860 It don't work. 1.00
00:46:54.140 The fucking. 1.00
00:46:54.840 The physics don't work. 1.00
00:46:57.440 I will say this, though.
00:46:58.760 You know, like, Alex, she's.
00:47:00.160 Like, if you got a big woman and you're a big dude, you ain't going to be able to get in there. 0.99
00:47:06.300 You know, the only thing that's safe, though, I will say this, and maybe this is it.
00:47:09.740 Like, I mean, like, from a bigger guy, right? 0.99
00:47:11.300 Like, Alex steals my food all the time, and I fucking hate it. 0.98
00:47:15.500 You know? 0.99
00:47:15.780 Like, and I don't feel like.
00:47:16.560 I feel like, you know, like, you wouldn't.
00:47:17.740 She eat a lot? 1.00
00:47:19.240 Of my shit, yeah. 1.00
00:47:20.640 Yeah. 1.00
00:47:21.020 All the time.
00:47:21.620 She's thin.
00:47:22.180 Yeah.
00:47:22.560 I mean, but that's what I'm saying.
00:47:23.320 But, like, I feel like, you know, if I got what's over here, I ain't got to worry about
00:47:26.080 her stealing my food.
00:47:26.860 You know what I'm saying?
00:47:27.440 Because, like, she's going to order enough for her, and I'm going to have mine, you know?
00:47:31.480 I think Alex is doing you a favor by stealing some of your food, bro.
00:47:35.480 I think you should be thankful.
00:47:38.900 I'm just being real, bro.
00:47:40.220 You're down, you're down, like, 70 pounds.
00:47:42.180 Like, that's a good thing.
00:47:43.440 She's just stealing your carrots. 1.00
00:47:45.280 Yeah.
00:47:45.360 That's what's crazy.
00:47:46.240 I tell you this, yeah, I wouldn't be paying this woman to tell me anything. 1.00
00:47:56.060 No, man, but it gets worse, bro.
00:47:57.740 It gets worse in California, okay? 1.00
00:47:59.220 It's not just, you know, overweight, fat sex activists, okay, that California's doing. 0.99
00:48:05.480 I want you to look at this headline. 0.99
00:48:07.480 District attorney forced to refer to male rapist as she, her in California court. 0.83
00:48:14.160 It's insane. 1.00
00:48:14.880 Bro, what the fuck is happening out there, man? 1.00
00:48:17.620 That's what I'm saying. 1.00
00:48:18.360 Like, just annex it, man.
00:48:19.060 Look, bro, the woke culture is done, and they're still trying to hang on to it.
00:48:25.800 Do they not realize that?
00:48:27.500 No, because that's where it comes from.
00:48:29.240 Yeah.
00:48:29.780 That's where it comes from, bro.
00:48:31.080 It comes from California. 1.00
00:48:33.100 Fuck, man. 1.00
00:48:34.240 Everybody else is just like, fuck California. 1.00
00:48:36.320 California is going to keep doing California shit. 1.00
00:48:38.360 Bro. 1.00
00:48:39.000 Yeah.
00:48:39.260 I just don't get it, man.
00:48:40.400 It's like, this is crazy.
00:48:41.960 Listen, a California district attorney.
00:48:44.200 Along with other participants in the court, including witnesses and victims, are being
00:48:50.680 forced to refer to a convicted male rapist using she and her pronouns.
00:48:56.020 51-year-old Tremaine Carroll, a biological male that identifies as female and was incarcerated
00:49:02.820 in a woman's prison, has been charged for allegedly raping women in prison, and is facing charges
00:49:10.100 including two felony counts of forcible rape and one count of dissuading a victim, a witness,
00:49:15.140 excuse me.
00:49:16.100 He was removed from the women's estate.
00:49:19.080 But during a preliminary hearing, Carroll asked his attorney to require the prosecutor to refer
00:49:25.720 to him by his preferred pronouns of she, her.
00:49:31.520 I think the people who allow biological men to go into a women's prison should go into 0.95
00:49:37.240 the opposite prison of what they are as well and have to live for like a year.
00:49:41.800 Yeah.
00:49:42.300 You know what I'm saying?
00:49:42.780 Like, if you think it's a good idea to put a biological man in with women because he's 1.00
00:49:46.920 going to tell you he's a woman, you're a fucking idiot. 1.00
00:49:50.040 And you're a danger to society. 1.00
00:49:52.380 And those women were raped, and it doesn't matter if they're criminals. 0.99
00:49:57.680 No, it's not right. 0.93
00:49:59.460 No, it's not right. 0.99
00:50:00.720 Those women were raped because people wanted to seem virtuous on the outside of the fucking 1.00
00:50:06.040 prison. 1.00
00:50:06.500 And that is fucking wrong. 0.99
00:50:08.660 You know what I'm saying? 1.00
00:50:09.500 It's fucked up. 0.99
00:50:10.100 Because someone wants to say, I'm open-minded and I'm virtuous and I'm on this team. 1.00
00:50:16.400 Women are facing life-ruining, life-altering, traumatic events.
00:50:22.380 And these people go home and think they're good people.
00:50:24.960 Dude. 0.98
00:50:26.000 No, I mean, to be fair, I'm sure dudes get raped in prison too, right? 0.94
00:50:29.340 Yeah, but it's by other dudes. 0.80
00:50:31.180 You know what I'm saying? 0.99
00:50:31.720 Yeah, that's kind of like the prison fucking hierarchy. 1.00
00:50:34.880 Like, if you don't want to get raped, don't fuck around. 1.00
00:50:37.600 Yeah. 1.00
00:50:37.920 Or learn how to fight or whatever you got to do. 0.98
00:50:40.620 I mean, and men kind of understand the hierarchy of primal fucking control. 0.98
00:50:45.660 Right. 0.98
00:50:45.860 You know, like, at least men of my age do.
00:50:48.600 Yeah. 0.98
00:50:48.820 You know, like, if I go in there and, you know, I don't fucking fight and I don't fucking 1.00
00:50:54.180 handle shit and I don't treat people right politically, you're probably gonna get fucked 1.00
00:50:57.620 up. 1.00
00:50:58.000 Mm-hmm. 1.00
00:50:58.580 You know, keep your fucking mouth shut. 1.00
00:51:00.180 Keep your eyes down. 1.00
00:51:01.140 Stay to yourself.
00:51:02.200 Stick up for yourself. 0.99
00:51:03.200 It's pretty fucking simple. 0.97
00:51:04.240 Don't drop the soap. 0.98
00:51:05.160 Yeah.
00:51:06.060 Don't be in there for molesting kids. 1.00
00:51:07.740 Yeah. 0.57
00:51:08.120 I mean, oh, you ain't even bad.
00:51:09.820 Yeah.
00:51:10.800 You know, but I mean, listen, I mean, it's just crazy, man.
00:51:13.720 That's why I was saying, just annex the whole state, bro.
00:51:16.720 I know it's beautiful and all, but I mean, if we can get them all to New Jersey, then
00:51:20.080 it's fine.
00:51:20.100 Bro, the thing is, brother, is like, most of the people in California aren't with this 1.00
00:51:23.080 shit either, man. 1.00
00:51:23.980 Yeah. 1.00
00:51:24.460 You know what I'm saying?
00:51:25.180 I think that's the other thing, man.
00:51:26.140 It's like, because we went out there.
00:51:27.440 I think they're cheating the elections just like they cheated the election in 2020.
00:51:31.820 I think they've been doing that in California for a long time.
00:51:34.260 Yeah.
00:51:34.480 It's just like, because nobody's with it.
00:51:36.280 No. 1.00
00:51:36.520 You go poll people in the streets and they're like, this is fucking stupid. 1.00
00:51:39.540 You know what I'm saying? 1.00
00:51:39.980 But then it's like, but then like, why is this so common out here, though?
00:51:43.220 You know?
00:51:44.220 Because I mean, we got plenty of listeners on the show from California.
00:51:46.680 They're like, yeah, no, dude, we're normal, right? 0.96
00:51:48.320 Mike Taylor, who fucking awesome dude. 0.95
00:51:49.880 He's from Cali. 0.98
00:51:51.040 You know?
00:51:51.560 I don't know if he likes bread at Glizzy's, but it's just weird, man.
00:51:56.660 I don't know.
00:51:57.040 Guys, jump in on this convo.
00:51:58.540 Tell us what you guys think down in the comments.
00:52:02.440 With that being said, let's get to our third or let's get to our final segment.
00:52:06.060 Sorry. 1.00
00:52:06.520 We got thumbs up or dumb as fuck. 1.00
00:52:07.900 That's where we bring a headline in. 1.00
00:52:08.780 We talk about it.
00:52:09.580 It'll get one of those two options.
00:52:12.000 This one's interesting.
00:52:13.180 Not really sure.
00:52:13.860 We ain't got bears today.
00:52:14.820 No bears.
00:52:15.400 No bears.
00:52:15.640 We got squirrels.
00:52:16.840 No squirrels?
00:52:17.360 Dude, I had a raccoon this morning.
00:52:18.880 Really? 0.99
00:52:19.320 Yeah, I think it was like, had rabies or some shit. 0.81
00:52:21.700 It was like outside my house. 0.86
00:52:22.680 What was it doing?
00:52:23.440 Walking on the sidewalk.
00:52:24.920 So what made you think it had rabies?
00:52:26.360 The eyes were kind of blue.
00:52:28.320 What does that mean?
00:52:29.040 I don't know.
00:52:29.820 Maybe it was just a good looking raccoon. 0.99
00:52:31.620 But in the morning, aren't they supposed to be like moving around at night and shit? 0.99
00:52:35.220 I mean, yeah. 0.98
00:52:35.980 But I've seen them during the day.
00:52:37.440 Yeah. 0.99
00:52:37.840 It was acting fucked up though. 0.97
00:52:39.640 Yeah. 0.99
00:52:40.180 Yeah.
00:52:40.580 Like it just stole something?
00:52:41.680 Yeah.
00:52:42.260 Like it needed first form energy.
00:52:44.700 You know what I'm saying?
00:52:45.200 Like it was terrible.
00:52:47.060 I don't know.
00:52:48.100 It was pretty bad.
00:52:50.220 Why don't you give it your best shot?
00:52:52.240 Let's do this again.
00:52:53.320 I don't know if I can recover from that.
00:52:54.620 I'll be honest.
00:52:55.060 Hold on.
00:52:55.080 Yes.
00:52:55.520 We're not going to let you do that.
00:52:58.620 So it's your time to do the ad.
00:53:01.240 Do the ad.
00:53:03.560 You know, that raccoon.
00:53:05.020 I have to keep it with the raccoon. 1.00
00:53:06.760 Motherfucker, do it. 1.00
00:53:08.620 We need some product placement. 1.00
00:53:10.400 Got a plug.
00:53:10.860 See what you got.
00:53:12.400 You know, I was thinking about that raccoon, man.
00:53:14.240 You know, and I'm like, man, this raccoon would have been just fine if it had some screaming
00:53:17.900 freedom.
00:53:18.640 None of that.
00:53:21.080 That's it.
00:53:23.100 That's all I got, man.
00:53:25.320 For real.
00:53:27.080 That's all you got.
00:53:28.000 What you got, man?
00:53:28.720 You got something bad?
00:53:29.660 Man, I was, you know, I looked outside today and I saw this raccoon and he looked a little
00:53:36.600 crazy, but I think he was just thirsty.
00:53:38.700 And so I happened to be drinking one of these amazing first form energy drinks.
00:53:42.380 Best energy drink in the history of earth.
00:53:46.040 And I took a little dropper and I got some out of there because you look thirsty.
00:53:50.040 Yeah.
00:53:50.440 And I put it and he drank it up, bro. 0.99
00:53:53.200 And that raccoon, he fucking, and I am not bullshitting you. 0.99
00:53:57.800 He fucking started to fucking fly and he flew away. 1.00
00:54:01.580 Yeah. 0.99
00:54:01.900 And then he waved at me when he was going by.
00:54:03.280 I said, thanks for the first form of energy, Andy.
00:54:04.940 Yeah.
00:54:05.220 And I said, you're welcome, buddy.
00:54:07.540 So get yourself some of this, bro, because I'm going to tell you right now, it's going
00:54:10.840 to turn your day around.
00:54:11.880 Yeah.
00:54:12.300 So yeah, how about something like that?
00:54:13.380 That was good.
00:54:13.820 Let me try. 1.00
00:54:14.580 I had a raccoon this morning and I was drinking the grape one and the motherfucker stole it. 0.99
00:54:19.820 The coon stole my grape. 1.00
00:54:21.880 Oh, dude.
00:54:27.700 Yes, like that.
00:54:30.980 That was good.
00:54:33.560 That was a lot better than this. 1.00
00:54:35.000 Motherfucking stole it. 0.99
00:54:35.920 That was good. 1.00
00:54:40.700 That's what I'm talking about.
00:54:41.840 That was actually better than mine.
00:54:42.980 Yeah.
00:54:43.160 We got squirrels, man.
00:54:44.680 Yeah.
00:54:47.160 We got squirrels for a thumbs up, man.
00:54:49.180 Let's check this out.
00:54:50.220 California.
00:54:50.780 Back to California.
00:54:51.840 Actually, we didn't leave. 0.99
00:54:53.540 There's weird shit. 0.99
00:54:54.140 So even the squirrels are realizing that they are no longer vegans and vegans is not good 1.00
00:54:59.560 for you.
00:55:00.480 California squirrels are eating another rodent for the first time.
00:55:05.000 New study finds squirrels are no longer vegan in California.
00:55:09.860 So we got like zombie squirrels.
00:55:11.620 Apparently.
00:55:13.100 So traditionally known for stuffing their cheeks with nuts.
00:55:17.580 Oh, wow.
00:55:18.940 I know a few of those.
00:55:19.760 Oh, CNN. 1.00
00:55:23.840 What the fuck y'all doing, bro? 1.00
00:55:26.100 Hey. 1.00
00:55:30.300 Whoa.
00:55:31.420 Hey.
00:55:33.440 What?
00:55:34.980 No.
00:55:36.280 Traditionally known for stuffing their cheeks with nuts. 1.00
00:55:40.660 What the fuck? 1.00
00:55:42.380 Oh, CNN. 1.00
00:55:43.260 Look, you're coming in hot.
00:55:44.480 Uh, squirrels can be carnivorous through, uh, the recorded instances of the rodent hunting
00:55:51.820 and killing other live vertebrates are rare with few species known to have done so.
00:55:57.740 Now scientists have found unprecedented evidence of another type of squirrel exhibiting carnivorous
00:56:04.900 behaviors, including hunting, killing, and eating voles.
00:56:09.120 According to a new study, the research published Wednesday in the Journal of Ethology is part of
00:56:14.160 a long-term behavioral ecology of California ground squirrels project at Briones Regional
00:56:19.980 Park in Contra Costa County. 0.99
00:56:22.920 Shit. 1.00
00:56:23.280 Say that five times fast. 0.99
00:56:25.520 Uh, the project examines how California ground squirrels native to the state's grasslands
00:56:30.120 adapt their behavior in response to environmental changes.
00:56:33.680 In this case, an increase in the local vole population.
00:56:37.740 Um, so these squirrels are now going around and hunting and killing.
00:56:42.960 Dude, that looks like a different kind of squirrel.
00:56:44.540 It looks, it looks like a vegan squirrel. 1.00
00:56:47.120 It looks like a fucking mongoose squirrel. 1.00
00:56:48.700 Needing protein is what it looks like. 1.00
00:56:50.560 Shit, man. 1.00
00:56:51.500 That don't look like a squirrel from here. 1.00
00:56:52.960 No, no, no. 0.97
00:56:54.040 Our squirrels, our squirrels, we got some fucked up squirrels some places too, though. 0.98
00:56:56.900 No, bro. 0.96
00:56:57.400 Our squirrels are much bigger than that.
00:56:58.960 Yeah. 0.99
00:56:59.120 Man, like, they, that one looks like, like that, that looks like a fucking rabies squirrel 0.99
00:57:05.480 or something. 0.99
00:57:05.760 It does.
00:57:07.100 That does not look like a real squirrel from here.
00:57:10.580 Yeah, it's a squirrel, bro.
00:57:12.080 Yeah, he's eating some meat.
00:57:13.880 Yeah.
00:57:14.640 He's tired of them nuts.
00:57:16.200 His cheeks.
00:57:18.800 He went for the whole meat. 1.00
00:57:20.320 Yeah, bro, but they're like hunting them and shit. 1.00
00:57:22.200 Like, like, they developed a whole different fucking, you know, way of life now, man. 0.99
00:57:25.580 It's just weird. 0.99
00:57:26.980 It's California.
00:57:28.040 Yeah. 1.00
00:57:28.260 They don't even got normal fucking squirrels out there. 0.99
00:57:32.240 Man, everything's weird in California. 0.99
00:57:34.300 Bro.
00:57:34.860 It really is, dude.
00:57:35.580 Do you remember that lady that was hula hooping? 0.99
00:57:37.400 Dude, no, she was whipping herself with a whip. 1.00
00:57:40.180 Yeah, that's right.
00:57:40.820 That's right. 1.00
00:57:41.060 Yeah, she was swinging a whip around and fucking, and whipping herself. 1.00
00:57:44.800 It's weird. 1.00
00:57:45.640 On the fucking side of the street. 0.99
00:57:46.840 Just give it here. 1.00
00:57:47.480 I'll do it for you.
00:57:47.980 Bro, remember all.
00:57:52.160 I'll show you how it's done. 0.99
00:57:53.320 Remember all those fucking trailers and camps and all that shit? 1.00
00:57:57.540 Like, bro. 1.00
00:57:58.500 Tents and the fucking Starbucks cups. 1.00
00:58:00.560 Yeah. 1.00
00:58:01.280 Shit on the sidewalk. 1.00
00:58:02.740 Yeah. 1.00
00:58:03.660 Yeah. 1.00
00:58:04.180 It's fucking California, man. 1.00
00:58:05.360 I don't know, man. 1.00
00:58:05.980 Bro, we rented that nice ass house. 0.98
00:58:07.640 Mm-hmm. 1.00
00:58:08.220 And like, you walk outside a house and the fucking whole street was littered. 0.99
00:58:11.400 Mm-hmm. 0.99
00:58:12.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:58:12.640 Yeah.
00:58:12.820 Like, people, it's weird how people think like, oh, I'm in California.
00:58:17.180 And like, they think they're at the cutting edge. 0.99
00:58:19.020 It's like, yeah, no shit. 0.99
00:58:20.080 Nobody else wants to be there. 0.99
00:58:21.180 Yeah, nobody. 0.94
00:58:21.900 You know, like, saying you're from California is not a fucking brag anymore. 0.94
00:58:25.420 No. 0.92
00:58:25.960 It's like, it's like you can't afford to leave there.
00:58:28.540 You know?
00:58:29.060 Sorry, California people, but.
00:58:32.300 I feel like most of the good ones have left.
00:58:34.860 Maybe.
00:58:35.540 I don't know.
00:58:36.900 I think they cheat their elections. 1.00
00:58:38.360 I think most people in California aren't like the shit. 1.00
00:58:41.620 I think most of them hate Newsom. 1.00
00:58:43.280 Mm-hmm. 1.00
00:58:43.540 And I think they all just think like, oh, well, everybody else here votes for this shit. 1.00
00:58:49.060 So, what difference does it make? 1.00
00:58:50.760 We're going to be this way no matter what.
00:58:52.440 So, they don't get good voter turnout.
00:58:54.460 And if they do, the election's probably fudged.
00:58:57.440 But I mean, dude, like, I know, you know, all kinds of people from California and people
00:59:02.040 that don't even agree with me on everything at all. 0.99
00:59:04.320 And they don't like this, the shit out there. 0.99
00:59:08.280 So, I don't know. 1.00
00:59:09.460 Yeah, man.
00:59:09.800 Well, what we got on these meat-eating squirrels, no longer stuffing their cheeks with nuts.
00:59:18.940 It'd be cool to see, kind of.
00:59:20.420 I kind of want to see it.
00:59:21.440 I'll give it a thumbs up.
00:59:22.580 Yeah.
00:59:23.220 You know?
00:59:23.920 Adapting.
00:59:24.500 Yeah.
00:59:25.220 I think it's, you got to do what you got to do.
00:59:26.860 Protein's good for you.
00:59:27.780 Yeah.
00:59:28.280 Meat protein.
00:59:28.840 I mean, I'm down, you know, whatever, man.
00:59:36.440 All right, man.
00:59:37.200 Well, guys, Andy, that's all I got.
00:59:39.880 All right, guys.
00:59:41.720 Don't be a hoe. 1.00
00:59:43.140 Share the show.
00:59:43.680 Yeah.
00:59:44.980 Went from sleeping on the floor.
00:59:46.640 Now my jewelry box froze. 1.00
00:59:48.340 Fuck a pole. 1.00
00:59:49.140 Fuck a stove. 1.00
00:59:50.000 Counted millions in the cold. 1.00
00:59:51.660 Bad bitch. 1.00
00:59:52.500 Booty swole. 1.00
00:59:53.340 Got her on bankroll.
00:59:54.980 Can't fold.
00:59:55.860 Doesn't know.
00:59:56.660 Headshot.
00:59:57.480 Case closed.
00:59:58.320 Closed.
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