824. Andy & DJ CTI： Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist
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In this episode of The Realists, Andy and DJ cruise talk about the new sneaker craze, the new normal, and the future of the sneaker industry. Also, DJ and Andy get into a heated debate about how old is too old to be in jail.
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what is up guys it's andy purcellan this is the show for the realists say goodbye to the lies
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the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality guys today
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do us a favor and share the show all right don't be a hoe show the show all right what's up dude
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what's going on man nothing man yeah what's up with you all right you know just getting my shit stolen
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after i steal it does that count as stealing i feel like it should does that does that if somebody
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steals something from you uh-huh and then you steal it back right it's does that cancel out that you
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stole it yeah i'm a victim now okay so now yeah now i'm the criminal correct but even though it was
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my shit right got it that is kind of how it works i mean in today's world yeah put that white man in
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jail you know i'm saying daniel penny his ass oh shit man that's crazy yeah man we gotta have we gotta
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have some more diversity in jail hey listen equality that's right that's what it's for man
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what's going on with you man oh you know other than stealing shit yeah just stealing shit stealing
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shit uh guys you know uh i just want to let you know we are going to be taking a week and a half
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break uh for the holidays the guys here are gonna you know go do their thing and we're gonna go do
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our things and so i'm just letting you know things will be done yeah we will be back at the beginning
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of the year next year but uh we got a lot of cool shit but i just want to let you guys know just so
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you're not like wondering where the fuck we're going so these guys work hard we're gonna give
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them the give them some time off so what's going on yeah man a lot of a lot of shit man a lot of uh
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interesting things is uh as is normal yeah it's like the new normal the new well it is the new normal
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they promised that i did uh but i thought this was interesting you know i always like to think you
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know because we have a age gap between you and i yep um and it's always funny to talk about you
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know things coming back into play you know styles that you guys had coming back in you know what i'm
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saying first of all motherfucker i ain't like i'm 100 that's it i know you think i know you feel that
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way because you think that but like no of 40 year old dudes ain't fucking no no no you're good bro no
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no but it is a difference it's different i mean it's a different class for sure yeah it's like senior
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citizen you're not it's like silver sneaker club bro i got you i don't know bro fuck man i'm getting
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like i'm getting silver fox over here bro i got the new balances on the way for you new balances are
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cool again dude rick ross is wearing new balance whatever rick ross is wearing it's gonna be cool
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yeah i mean that's a fair that's a fair argument new balance has got a great brand strategy right now
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yeah i mean i wear new balance yeah it's gonna be new balance i'm cool i wear some of them yeah
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yeah i'm like i mean like i've honestly thought about getting the uh the gardener 2000s you know
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what i'm talking about no those are the those are that's not called the gardener those are called the
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uh the barbecue 2000s you do both though like i mean yeah you can grill all whites yeah uh with the
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high socks yeah you know sunday afternoon that's what i'm saying yeah you cut the grass go straight
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the grill grass stain on the shoe at the grill correct yes that's the move that's called patina
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that's called that's called subdivision that's called safe
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no but i mean it's just always it's called safe it's just always interesting man you're not having
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a duck if you're wearing no shoes you know saying like you hear a gunshot in those shoes and you
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know that it's not sure it's like shooting at an animal or something yeah right yeah you know
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they're either hunting or it's fourth of july yeah you don't have to worry about it
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you know we wear those shoes you gotta worry about nobody stealing your shit either nothing yeah
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you're right yeah you know what i'm saying it's like a force field of safety fucks with those guys
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man like you don't fuck dude you don't fuck with those guys they always got big let me tell you
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something no you do not fuck with dudes that wear shoes like that for this very simple reason
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because if they're gonna wear shoes like that you know they don't give a fuck they give two fucks
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they'll fuck you up they'll fucking put you in a hole with their grass stain new balance
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is on bro that's how they got the grass stains that's what you don't know you think it's from
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cutting yeah it's from cutting our story yeah that's right cutting pieces uh you know but it's
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just always interesting to kind of see the dynamics there you know stuff that was cool then and you
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know now it's coming back into play um you know but there are some things that this generation is
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doing they're creating some they're pioneering creating some new words um and it's causing some
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riffs in some places um so i wanted to bring this in let's check it out um the this is in iowa so the
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headline is free speech organization torches iowa classrooms banned words list so this school
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had to create a list of words that are banned from being used in the school all right and uh so i just
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wanted to you know kind of go through these and see you know if you guys had any of these words or if
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this is true like a true pioneering feat of humanity here okay so uh yeah it's causing some
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riffs so like i said uh free speech advocates they're crying foul play here i'm saying the school
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is limiting the free speech of these kids um from these words that they're banning in the school it's
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uh um let's check the list out oh and by the way if you say any of these words in the school
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it's a 30 minute detention per minute per word oh per word or per uh infraction here so um you
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can't say pimp diddy party you can't say pimp you can't say pimp what the fuck is that no pimp
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it's my favorite words bro diddy party diddler oiled up baby oil what's that skibbity toilet skibbity
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yeah skibbity toilet uh ohio for some reason i don't know i can't say alpha beta omega sigma
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bro the rizzler that's a fucking great name it is it is bro the fucking rizzler
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no i'm getting the frizzler the frizzler yeah that's what i'm getting bro uh shit that's a good
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one can't say chat womp womp can't say giga chat um no me that's giga chad i think yeah yeah
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oh no that is yeah yeah yeah can't say racist comments in general no racist comments bro we would
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be we would be expelled oh yeah can't even tell any racist jokes bro uh how you can't say hawk toa
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can't can't talk or hawk toa um no rage quitting no encouraging suicide that's probably a good idea
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okay that one makes sense yeah uh drug references no drug res no nazi or holocaust references well
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you know my favorite though is at the bottom you get no uh lgbtq no your favorite is no fat jokes
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yeah dj found a safe space sign me up how do i enroll
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god dang man yeah i mean fuck like just don't don't be cool the the the fucking rizzler
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bro that is funny i mean the lgbtq jokes are like i mean who's running around saying
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saying jokes about gays yeah i mean nobody you know nobody's making any jokes about anybody
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yeah it's like no it's not like they're running around the hallways like hey what dressed as like
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those things they're not it's like what are calling themselves fucking shit they're not
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it's not like it's it's not like it's like you know
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it's not like it's the easiest fucking thing to make fun of ever in history
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fuck dude yeah this joke this school is no fun bro i wouldn't want to go there bro you come out
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of there with no sense of humor sucks man why you gotta ban all this shit bro just let people say
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what they're gonna say if it ends up being stupid it'll be stupid they get made fun of they won't say
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it again yeah i mean what was some stupid shit you said back in oh fuck yeah listen man i'll tell
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you this i don't think any of my teachers like me yeah you know like they definitely didn't yeah i
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talked way too much yeah the curse word thing that started back then yeah it wasn't good yeah i mean
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listen i mean i would be i was known for cursing like on the football field i would yell that all the
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time by the refs by the fuck coaches yeah like i couldn't help it i'm fucking sorry man
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uh yeah a lot of this stuff didn't exist we had different names for these things i like that pimp
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is making a comeback though yeah pimp's coming back yeah pimp's coming back sigma sigma is a big
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one sigma skippity toilet what does sigma mean now sigma is like you know like you're that guy
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oh really yeah it's like you're that dude you're him you know what i'm saying we used to say you
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that dude sigma that's that dude yeah oh that's a guy yeah not that guy that dude that's that dude
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like i would look at joe over here and be like that's that dude oh that's that dude yeah so you
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look at him bro he said dude he's sigma oh yeah
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another one's like he's got a fucking cool nickname ice cream joe that's a fucking that's a name
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that's a name that a straight killer would have uh yeah bro probably have you do got new balances
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don't you i bet you do yeah that's right for special occasions for when he's got to go to work
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yeah yeah i mean listen i think i mean okay like the encouraging suicide okay all right like yeah i
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get that you know sure you know i don't know the one i'm like no hot no nazi shit like what
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yeah no racist comments too fucking far like too far no rage quitting yeah what the fuck is rage
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quitting uh that's when you like like you lose like let's say we were playing call of duty yeah
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and i get pissed and quit and you just fucking yeah oh fuck yeah i would definitely violate that one
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yeah yeah man how the fuck do you ban words that's what well that's that's the legal thing man and so
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it's like you know the freedom of speech that's not like aged you know it doesn't it doesn't like
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there's not an age requirement i mean when we were in school bro really you could say anything you
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wanted but and you could bully people like everybody bullied each other that's how you
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that's kind of how you uh the hierarchy formed you know like if you can't take the fucking bullying
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then you're you know you got to get tough yeah mentally and calloused and um you know the words
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that we couldn't say were just like the curse words everything else no one ever tried to tell us
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yeah free balls but they would say like that's the dumbest shit i ever heard or you know that's
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not very classy or that's that's not how you want to talk standard will be set yes yeah that's how it
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should be man that's how it should well i mean they're getting some heat you know they tried to
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protect themselves saying that you know the they made a statement the school district said uh in a
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statement quote our goal is not to censor or stifle student speech but to guide students toward language
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that fosters a positive and inclusive learning environment um that's a rural district man like
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it's weird like yeah i mean i don't know some of the shit's kind of stupid though you know but again
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it'll weed itself out on its own i don't know guys tell us what you guys think down in the comments
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let us know um with that being said let's get into our headlines remember if you want to see any of
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these articles pictures links videos go to andy for seller.com you guys can check all of the stuff out there
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for you we link it for you um and so with that being said let's check into our first headline
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headline uh number one this is uh this is interesting we talked about this you know trump's not in office
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yet um he still has to get to inauguration um but you've said multiple times we've talked about on the
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show that like they're going to make it very very difficult for that transition um and you know here we
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are uh second week third week of december and uh here we go so um check this headline out democrats
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hastily trying to push through bill that would cost average couple 25 000 ahead of trump's presidency
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um so there's this new bill this omni bill that they're putting in it's like 1300 pages or some
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shit like that um that they're trying to push in right now um with a lot of stuff tied into it and
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one of those things is this this this uh measure of it um senate democrats are rushing to push through
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a social security reform bill ahead of donald trump taking office that one group estimated would cost
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the average couple 25 000 in benefits now the social security fairness act would repeal two
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provisions that currently reduce payouts to public sector employees like cops firefighters teachers and
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u.s postal workers now the committee for a responsible budget a bipartisan think tank argued this change
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would make social security insolvent six months earlier than current projections um so as a result
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we estimate a typical dual income couple retiring in 2033 would see their benefits cut by an additional
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twenty five thousand dollars with additional eight thousand dollars of that uh coming in roughly half a
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year of advanced insolvency so you know you got that they're taking money that's not the biggest thing
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you know the the other thing is included in this bill they're giving themselves raises
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so let's take 25 fucking grand from people who are already struggling to make ends meet and let's
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give ourselves a fucking bro every single one of these people should be in fucking jail yeah it's so
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crazy man and like that crazy dude it's tyrannical oppression financially and this country people always say
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oh we live in the freest country in the best country blah blah blah no the fuck we don't that's not real
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shit that's a delusional fucking line that they tell us all growing up so that we won't question what's
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actually going on when we pay upwards of 50 60 percent of our taxes all in for our to live here okay that
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that is fucking wrong the government is designed to protect us the government is designed to protect this
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country and keep us safe and really that's fucking it and it's become this all-encompassing mammoth of
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an operation where we're supposed to work more of our lives for them than we work for our own families
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that is not fucking free dude and so we need to quit saying oh we're so free no we're not we're
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financially oppressed slaves of this country and until our taxes go down to a reasonable amount
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like 10 percent might be reasonable okay i'm not talking like down 10 percent i'm like talking
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10 percent all in total and the government is built to operate on that 10 percent until we get to that
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we can't talk about fucking freedom okay because we have families in this country who are suffering
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financially really more than they have in the last 40 years and these people want to take more money
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from them yeah like dude fuck all of these people well i think there's a like i mean like listen i
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don't it may not be a popular belief right but like i mean on just on a pure business side right like
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let's say you have an employee they do they don't even do the bare minimum right like they're still in
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a bunch of shit they're doing a bunch like you don't give them a raise no you take away you you fire
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their ass or you or you fucking demote them or you demote them you don't fuck like what no but
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here's what they're thinking they're thinking well shit the cost everything went up yeah everything's
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you know that my salary that i fucking make didn't go as far no shit it didn't go as far for everybody
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else either right and you're not the priority you're a fucking civil servant you are not the priority the
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priority is the people like dude we need some real leadership bro i really really really hope
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that trump and elon and ramaswamy and these guys get this straight i know vivek agrees what i'm
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saying because i've talked to him about it but like bro i really hope they go in and fix this because
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dude if they don't it's just another failed four fucking years our biggest problem in this country
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is the financial oppression that comes from our tax system you want to stimulate our economy you want
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to create an amazing country you want to create wealth uh the opportunity for you know happiness
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and success and all the things that we're supposed to have here in this country um life liberty and the
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pursuit of happiness you want that shit you lower the taxes to a to a reasonable point 10 all in
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and you make the government operate within whatever that is you make everybody pay it poor people pay
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rich people pay it companies pay it everybody pays the same you're all required to pay if you don't
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pay you can't vote and we make some other rules about that whatever i don't i haven't thought all
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the way through but the point of the matter is is that until that happens we are not free and it needs
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to happen if you want to fix shit that will fix shit that will fix almost everything just that one
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thing but we have so many blood sucking fucks in our government system and so many bureaucratic lazy
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fucks when was the last time you went to a courthouse or a fucking license bureau or someplace
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where you had to get something done and it was run efficiently right where it was easy and it was
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smooth and it was fast no that's not what you get when you go into those places most of the time
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you get some fat fuck sitting on their fucking ass not doing shit and acting like you're not even
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fucking there right like you're just you're fucking inconveniencing them for whatever it is and you
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got to sit there for two hours while they fucking stuff their face with doritos yeah like bro that's
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the shit we're dealing with and then they have four people for that same job and they're all sitting
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there talking and then they put their little sign up it says come back in an hour right no fuck you
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and don't you dare say shit to them or get mad because they're seven hours yeah right yeah like bro it's
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just it's the wrong culture it needs to be fixed it can all be done through blockchain technology
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every fucking license every renewal we need to eliminate 90 percent of the license you require
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anyway that's a whole nother thing but the point is is that all of this shit could be done with like
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it's not our job as the taxpayers to provide security for this massive government of of unnecessary
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fucking labor force yeah those people should be required like everybody else to go out and be
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productive not sit on their fat fucking ass while you're trying to get something done and they just
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fucking treat you like your shit when you're paying for their salary bro like this has to be fixed dude
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or the country will never be fixed well on the other side of that that coin though man and like
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that's why this might be an unpopular belief but like bro like if if if we had a very efficient
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government and we had i don't care if their salaries was a million i wouldn't care at that
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point well you wouldn't you wouldn't you you could do that because the mother there would be only
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fucking a hundred of them well that's what i'm saying but like like if they were actually doing
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the job that they're supposed to be doing i wouldn't care about this increase nobody would care
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because we'd be so happy about the the results of the fucking work there you know what i'm saying
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like the inputs should equal the output imagine your business like losing you know you got a hundred
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million dollar business and it's losing fucking ten million dollars a year every year and you're
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giving people raises it's wild yeah it's wild you know another big issue too that a lot of people and
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you kind of hit on it man but like it's it's not like you know people and it's ignorance a lot of
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times because if people really truly knew like how deep and convoluted and departments within departments
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and subcommittees and all these fucking things that get these ridiculous budgets right and that's
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another big issue man like one of the things that they're also pumping into this bill um not sure
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if you saw this uh but this continuing uh resolution bill is going to fund this state department agency
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uh that was the pinnacle of all of the twitter files that they said was not supposed to be happening
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no more was supposed to be going to the wayside yeah they're getting a bump in pay um to the tune
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um of about 75 million dollars um which originally it was 60 million uh when the agency was first
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created now they bumped it up by almost 15 million um i mean this is the one that matt taibbi who did
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all the the twitter files reporting like this is what that when you're talking about who was doing
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this shit it came out of this direct agency this was the link between social media and our government
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the portal all of that stuff was created through this agency which is a violation of first amendment
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because through proxy they were censored 100 yeah you know and so it's like you know like uh but like
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that's included in this bill right the global engagement center has been included in page 139
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of the continuing resolution um although it doesn't specify its budget allocation a previous inspector
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general report shows the agency's 2020 budget totaled 75 million of which 60 million was appropriated
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by congress um you know so like they keep putting this shit in man and it's just like at what point
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uh do we say stop you know and and like i said i mean along the same lines as you i just hope that
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when elon and and and vivek get in there bro they fucking hammer all of the shit out yeah you know like
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the now the question is like i mean there's gonna be a massive surplus of money in that sense where does
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that money go to does it start going to you know paying down the fucking debt like i don't know
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i'm not an economist i don't know how that shit works but i mean
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it needs to happen bro it needs to happen guys fucking bullshit jump in on this convo yeah and
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start being vocal about the real shit that we need to fix like this you guys get distracted everybody
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in the country gets distracted through all these things and they don't ever talk about the things
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that are very obvious like why do none of these politicians talk about this tax why do they not talk
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very few of them talk about it you know why because that's how they make their fucking money
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yeah that's how they're able to pay their friends that's why they don't teach you about it in
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fucking high school dude they don't teach you about taxes they don't teach you about personal finance
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because they don't want people to know how bad they're getting fucked you know it's one of my
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favorite clips of uh of trump i think it was during the hillary debate in 2016 and uh she was like he
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doesn't pay his taxes and he uses tax loopholes he's like yeah the same ones that you and all your
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donors use you know i'm saying like they all use the same fucking shit yeah i'm saying it's like i'm
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like damn i i mean i can respect you at least saying it you know i'm saying but like if you don't
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understand the shit you get taken advantage of even if even if we were paying the exact amount now
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and this place looked like fucking dubai i don't think people would say shit no cool that's what i'm
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saying yeah give yourself a fucking raise cool it's not that bro people would be okay paying 50
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of their fucking tax if when they walked outside it was clean and nice and beautiful and safe
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but it's not it's not even close to that no nowhere near it man nowhere near it uh but with that let's
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go check some comments out chat let's see what this uh let's see what these comments look like the chat
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yeah let's go to the to the chat uh this first comment is from uh at christian kelly 90 46 he
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says uh was interviewing a guy for a job yesterday in my office i have a mini fridge full of first
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farm energy drinks i kept uh keep on deck for the crew mid interview the applicant stopped mid
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sentence when he noticed the fridge and said don't be a hoe interview over instantly
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higher show that's awesome that's what's up fucking sick man yeah that's great that's great
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what i mean my question is though i mean what flavors you got stocked in there you know i'm
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saying because if you got some grape i might i might be great man i can't wait till the grape
00:25:09.160
hits the market we're gonna sell it's so fucking good bro it is good i will fucking steal for it
00:25:14.840
you know i'll steal it back uh let's check out this next one this next comment comes from uh captain
00:25:22.960
philly 78 16 he says uh what's the difference between andy and dj and my dad andy and dj came back
00:25:31.480
dude i got a lot of messages about us taking time off people were not happy about that oh yeah i mean
00:25:38.900
but i think they were just as happy when they saw that we were not like in the gulag so that's yeah
00:25:42.840
yeah we're good dude it's just the end of the year man we're fucking we're busy for the projects
00:25:47.620
we have going on next year yeah yeah a lot of people were happy though man they're they're happy
00:25:51.860
like this last comment we got one more from stewart uh what is this stewart lamas 98 13 he says
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glad to see andy is back to his full-time job as a podcast that's right that's right i went out and
00:26:06.020
tried to do real stuff and yeah you know i didn't make a billion in a week so i gave that up
00:26:11.780
i'm back to podcasting you know i tried to do all kinds of stuff last week yeah we should make a
00:26:18.780
course on how to be a podcast yeah yeah well i figured you know like it took more than a week
00:26:22.960
so yeah it wasn't gonna work out yeah now just version 3.0.5 i'm back i'm back fuck i'm here yeah
00:26:31.680
uh yeah man guys we appreciate you though man we appreciate you guys for being real ass fans
00:26:37.180
keep liking keep commenting and uh keep being dope is dope on the band list are you hiding the
00:26:46.020
grape now the grape i want this tropical uh well see here's the thing uh-huh i don't want you to
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have the grape well that's fucked up i know listen if you if you have more grape you'll steal more shit
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so i'm fucking trying to do this tropical here and i'm just gonna keep that over there okay
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the tropical lightning is fucking shit dude no it is great yeah i think between like it's like
00:27:10.740
grape the screaming freedom chop if you if you throw the tropic lightning on ice like in a drink
00:27:15.760
bro that's good oh dude i've had some 1p bombs you feel you feel like yeah dude that's what i'm saying
00:27:22.340
like because you know i don't really drink that much right but and i definitely don't drink fucking
00:27:27.280
like this and alcohol yeah fuck fuck yeah but uh yeah you find me in fucking jail for sure you
00:27:33.720
ever see we might go to the yeah you ever see me you ever see me drinking fucking energy drinks and
00:27:38.400
alcohol yeah take me to fuck home i got it's about to fucking happen it's going shit's about we
00:27:44.120
about to have a problem dude of some sort but anyway you throw this on ice dude in a drink it's
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fucking good and you feel like you're drinking it's just a it's a good drink yeah i love it man
00:27:55.660
it's good shit man but guys let's keep this cruise cruising we got headline shit so good number two
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um this one's interesting man uh let's go to russia real quick for headline number two um not sure if
00:28:09.640
you guys saw this out there i thought this was interesting there's always something deeper going
00:28:13.360
on too um but ukraine kills russian chemical weapons chief igor karilov in moscow did you see this
00:28:21.780
so this is interesting so a top general uh a top russian general um accused by ukraine of being
00:28:29.940
responsible for the use of chemical weapons against ukrainian troops was assassinated in moscow by
00:28:36.900
ukraine's sbu intelligence service on tuesday morning in the most high profile killing of its kind
00:28:44.360
lieutenant general igor karilov who was chief of russia's nuclear biological and chemical protection troops
00:28:51.500
was killed outside an apartment building along with his assistant when a bomb hidden in an electric
00:28:58.560
scooter went off russia's investigative committee which probes serious crimes said an sbu source
00:29:06.400
confirmed to reuters that the ukrainian intelligence agency had been behind the hit quote the liquidation
00:29:12.720
of the chief of the radiation and chemical protection troops of the russian federation is the work of the
00:29:18.140
sbu the source said um so this guy is right outside of his fucking apartment bomb goes off on the
00:29:24.420
scooter kills him him and an assistant um now you know russia's intelligence is pretty good like they're
00:29:30.580
pretty quick when it comes to that stuff so they got a guy uh they have a suspect detained um in this
00:29:35.760
they uh just announced today at the time of recording um that it had detained an uzbek man who had
00:29:41.280
confessed to planting and detonating a bomb which killed um the general um in moscow
00:29:47.240
uh so here's a picture of of uh of the guy uh this is him i'm admitting it this guy did it yeah looks like
00:29:54.940
they put a little beating on him yeah they always do yeah they always do should have been worse um but you
00:30:00.200
know and he directly said uh that uh he was he was uh ordered to go to moscow and carry out this assignment
00:30:09.100
for ukraine's intelligence services um so they have that now so this guy's dead either way now
00:30:14.220
oh i mean he's fucked yeah yeah i mean he's he's fucked you know you're a dumb motherfucker
00:30:18.000
you know uh you know but but but there's always something deeper what do you think happens to
00:30:23.720
these guys you think they fucking play call of duty enough and they're like fuck i want to be a spy
00:30:27.960
and then they're like fuck yeah i want to blow like they watch all these movies and shit and then like
00:30:32.080
now they end up like that yeah bro listen i've seen some pictures of shit of like what the russians do
00:30:38.340
oh they're gonna pull all his fucking fingernails and his toenails off
00:30:41.880
bro i've seen hold on i already know what they're gonna do people don't understand
00:30:45.860
they're gonna pull your fucking fingernails off pliers each one one by one
00:30:49.640
then they're gonna fucking pull all your teeth out one by one
00:30:52.960
then they're gonna cut your tongue out then they're gonna cut your fucking fingers off
00:30:57.520
then they're gonna cut your toes off and they're gonna cut your dick off
00:31:00.220
that's what the fuck happens these guys bro i've seen i've seen pictures man
00:31:04.260
And like, I mean, I'm talking about upside down stools, broomsticks going in places.
00:31:16.580
That's what we ought to be doing here to pedophiles.
00:31:22.260
Dude, do you do all that shit and then throw them in the wood chipper, bro?
00:31:38.840
Nobody would be fucking with little kids anymore.
00:31:41.000
They knew that that was the fucking punishment.
00:31:43.700
I mean, do you think the next Ukrainian spy, like, seeing this shit and knowing what's going
00:31:47.060
to happen, like, how eager is he going to be to fucking roll a fucking motor scooter
00:32:00.760
Anyways, and, you know, the initial thing that came out, like, going back to the original
00:32:05.380
article, they were saying that Ukraine had accused this guy, this general, of using chemical
00:32:17.540
You know, you know the importance of this general here, this Igor Krilov, you know why
00:32:29.600
Is this when they blew him up or crashed his plane or something?
00:32:33.900
Um, but we, we talked about this guy on a CTI back in 2022.
00:32:38.520
Um, this general is the general who accused the United States and our Democrats of funneling
00:32:45.880
profits from those secret, uh, secret Ukrainian bio labs to fund their elections.
00:32:56.460
That was the general, that general created this and he's the one that blew the whistle and,
00:33:00.500
and, and, and, and talked about all of this shit.
00:33:02.520
And he just got assassinated right outside of his home by a Ukrainian.
00:33:06.460
It ain't going to stop what's going to happen to these people.
00:33:08.940
It's not going to, I mean, the cabal here in the United States are fucking done.
00:33:14.120
No, I mean, like, I mean, there will be a black swan event in the next fucking 30 days.
00:33:20.900
I mean, dude, cause I mean, everybody's talking about it, bro.
00:33:23.060
Like, I mean, our good buddy, Sean Ryan, um, has an awesome, awesome podcast.
00:33:28.860
He, he literally legitimately, people don't understand how good of a dude that guy is.
00:33:35.640
They see him on the show and he asked good questions and he's a good guy, but like, that's
00:33:41.780
You know, but you know, and, and, and he has, you know, connections and people and stuff.
00:33:45.580
And I was like, you know, the one lady that he interviewed, uh, I think she was a former
00:33:50.940
Um, but she, I mean, like she very clearly is like talking about the shit very openly
00:33:54.840
and like, and like the problem is nobody's listening to her, you know what I'm saying?
00:33:57.820
Like, and she has the fucking Intel on this stuff and nobody's trying to take her serious,
00:34:02.380
But like, I mean, it's, it's, it's just so crazy to me.
00:34:05.020
Like, I mean, just this, I mean, even this system right here, the optics of it, you know
00:34:09.640
This guy blows the whistle, calls out Obama, Biden, Hillary, um, and, uh, George Soros.
00:34:15.640
I mean, cause that was the whole funneling thing, right?
00:34:21.180
He calls him out, you know, and like, give him some time.
00:34:23.580
Now you're getting blown up by a fucking scooter right outside of a fucking apartment.
00:34:27.500
It's like, you know, but the thing is again, the shit's already out there to your point.
00:34:39.560
Um, so I mean, dude, it's, it's, it's just interesting times, man.
00:34:48.940
That is crazy, dude, but not really like, I mean, he's not the only guy saying this.
00:34:57.080
Like he's because, I mean, he runs Russia side, you know what I'm saying?
00:35:01.340
He's like, no, this is what's happening in Ukraine.
00:35:03.220
Well, and this is also why they don't let us see any of the communications that come out
00:35:16.060
I mean, look, like, I mean, that's, this is the picture right outside of the apartment
00:35:28.700
I mean, you ever look at your, you, you like looking at dead bodies.
00:35:34.140
Like when I see pictures, like answer, I mean, I mean, like the gory videos and shit.
00:35:45.180
Well, that's why I say like, I don't, I don't think I would say I like it.
00:35:50.900
I mean, it's some crazy shit out there for sure.
00:35:56.500
Let's show what you guys think down in the comments.
00:36:04.260
We're going to California and we're going to go to Cali.
00:36:10.320
Um, now, now I want to say this before we even get into it, bro.
00:36:13.440
I, I, I believe we should just exile California, the entire state.
00:36:18.240
We give people like a week to get out like the good ones, let them out.
00:36:21.720
And then just fucking like, you know, now blow the fault line.
00:36:28.060
The reason that everybody goes there is because like the weather is perfect.
00:36:32.520
Um, so like you get all the homeless people and you get all the, the, the, you know, the
00:36:37.920
vagabonds and the drifters and because they can live year round and not be cold.
00:36:43.360
And then, and then on top of it, you get all these young people that think they're going
00:36:47.620
to be the next fucking, you know, Leonardo DiCaprio.
00:36:52.520
You know, everybody in LA has got a bullshit story about fucking what they're doing and
00:36:56.080
where they are and who they know and what a movie in production.
00:36:59.820
It's like, dude, like you spend like literally two weeks there and you're like, what the
00:37:10.580
And, uh, and what I think is that we should reclaim California.
00:37:21.640
Let's just throw them over the other side of the wall.
00:37:31.960
If you don't pay taxes and you fucking are making the country worse, get the fuck out.
00:37:43.880
I mean, I went to some, or we could pick a shitty state and send them there.
00:37:48.260
But I don't want to say the shitty state because it's likely not shitty now.
00:38:03.120
Well, if we send everybody to New Jersey, they'd all fit.
00:38:20.880
They got a little ocean front, like the worst one in the country.
00:38:24.780
Like, we can't let them have fucking California, bro.
00:38:33.200
You know what I don't like about California, though?
00:38:36.260
Not like, let's just say it was, you know, safe.
00:38:42.780
I couldn't fucking live there because by the time I wake up, the day is over on the fucking
00:38:51.200
Like, I'm not an early morning, like right away, dude.
00:39:00.360
So I would rather be over here on the East Coast.
00:39:05.520
You know, that way when I wake up at my normal time, which is usually, you know, eight, which
00:39:13.420
But like, you know, if you wake up at eight on the East Coast, it's seven here, six
00:39:23.440
It's real because California is fucking beautiful, bro.
00:39:26.860
But like, I couldn't do it because of the time thing.
00:39:31.280
And I mean, that's what headline number three is.
00:39:36.480
Oh, San Francisco hires overweight fat activists to give guidance on weight stigma.
00:39:57.200
Are you like, are you like fucking considering getting a new job here?
00:40:11.220
That's not like, I mean, not like that is not a fucking negative term.
00:40:41.320
I call people fat as a statement of fucking fat.
00:41:23.200
Until it was time to eat, you ate all the shit.
00:41:29.760
An overweight fat activist disclosed that she has been hired by the city of San Francisco
00:41:37.220
to provide guidance on the prevention of weight stigma.
00:41:42.420
On Monday, Virgie Tovar reported to the news to her more than 82,000 followers on Instagram.
00:41:52.780
So this comes after California Governor Gavin Newsom announced the state's own version
00:41:57.660
of Doji, President-elect Donald Trump's Department of Government Efficiency, which is meant to
00:42:10.900
She wrote in a post, she says, quote, I'm working with the team at the San Francisco Department
00:42:14.940
of Public Health as a consultant on weight stigma and weight neutrality, she added.
00:42:20.540
Uh, I'm unbelievably proud to serve the city I've called home for almost 20 years in this way.
00:42:26.860
Uh, this consultancy is an absolute dream come true, and it's my biggest hope and belief that-
00:42:39.160
Biggest hope and belief that weight neutrality will be the future of public health.
00:42:44.380
So, now this lady has a master's degree in sexuality studies from San Francisco State
00:42:51.580
Um, she's an activist who is dedicated to the fight against weight discrimination and dieting.
00:43:02.500
And, um, the Blaze reported that she's the author of several books, such as You Have the
00:43:08.860
Right to Remain Fat, and The Self-Love Revolution, Radical Body Positivity for Girls of Color.
00:43:16.100
Um, now, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:43:26.540
I know you guys all, everybody's listening and watching, they're like, all right, here he
00:43:31.260
I want you to, I want you to dive in, uh, I want to just, I want you to read this real
00:43:44.000
Oh, this was, uh, this was her talking about unrealistically thin beauty standards, okay?
00:43:49.900
This was an interview in 2017, uh, that, that, that quote there started in there.
00:43:55.220
I was born a fat person into a fat-hating culture, she said.
00:44:02.600
Even when I was trying my hardest, I wasn't anywhere near a weight where people would say
00:44:07.600
This work felt like the only way I could survive.
00:44:11.140
I wasn't going to live a life of shame anymore.
00:44:20.940
See, people don't, oh, dude, you know, a lot of people don't know I used to be fat as
00:44:46.040
That last woman that fucking attacked us, she was a corn dog eater too.
00:44:55.060
I will say the breaded glizzies, they're not bad.
00:45:00.360
Like, it's got a little fucking tip on the top of it.
00:45:11.540
Imagine living in California, paying taxes and knowing that your taxes is going to this.
00:45:48.840
Like, if you don't practice it, you ain't going to be no good.
00:45:52.900
I just refuse to believe she's getting a lot of practice.
00:45:57.620
She looks like an Oompa Loompa that stayed in the factory too.
00:46:26.200
You know, me as a big guy, you know why I can't do it?
00:46:33.200
I'm glad I always had friends that understood that.
00:47:00.160
Like, if you got a big woman and you're a big dude, you ain't going to be able to get in there.
00:47:06.300
You know, the only thing that's safe, though, I will say this, and maybe this is it.
00:47:11.300
Like, Alex steals my food all the time, and I fucking hate it.
00:47:23.320
But, like, I feel like, you know, if I got what's over here, I ain't got to worry about
00:47:27.440
Because, like, she's going to order enough for her, and I'm going to have mine, you know?
00:47:31.480
I think Alex is doing you a favor by stealing some of your food, bro.
00:47:46.240
I tell you this, yeah, I wouldn't be paying this woman to tell me anything.
00:47:59.220
It's not just, you know, overweight, fat sex activists, okay, that California's doing.
00:48:07.480
District attorney forced to refer to male rapist as she, her in California court.
00:48:14.880
Bro, what the fuck is happening out there, man?
00:48:19.060
Look, bro, the woke culture is done, and they're still trying to hang on to it.
00:48:36.320
California is going to keep doing California shit.
00:48:44.200
Along with other participants in the court, including witnesses and victims, are being
00:48:50.680
forced to refer to a convicted male rapist using she and her pronouns.
00:48:56.020
51-year-old Tremaine Carroll, a biological male that identifies as female and was incarcerated
00:49:02.820
in a woman's prison, has been charged for allegedly raping women in prison, and is facing charges
00:49:10.100
including two felony counts of forcible rape and one count of dissuading a victim, a witness,
00:49:19.080
But during a preliminary hearing, Carroll asked his attorney to require the prosecutor to refer
00:49:31.520
I think the people who allow biological men to go into a women's prison should go into
00:49:37.240
the opposite prison of what they are as well and have to live for like a year.
00:49:42.780
Like, if you think it's a good idea to put a biological man in with women because he's
00:49:46.920
going to tell you he's a woman, you're a fucking idiot.
00:49:52.380
And those women were raped, and it doesn't matter if they're criminals.
00:50:00.720
Those women were raped because people wanted to seem virtuous on the outside of the fucking
00:50:10.100
Because someone wants to say, I'm open-minded and I'm virtuous and I'm on this team.
00:50:16.400
Women are facing life-ruining, life-altering, traumatic events.
00:50:22.380
And these people go home and think they're good people.
00:50:26.000
No, I mean, to be fair, I'm sure dudes get raped in prison too, right?
00:50:31.720
Yeah, that's kind of like the prison fucking hierarchy.
00:50:34.880
Like, if you don't want to get raped, don't fuck around.
00:50:37.920
Or learn how to fight or whatever you got to do.
00:50:40.620
I mean, and men kind of understand the hierarchy of primal fucking control.
00:50:48.820
You know, like, if I go in there and, you know, I don't fucking fight and I don't fucking
00:50:54.180
handle shit and I don't treat people right politically, you're probably gonna get fucked
00:51:10.800
You know, but I mean, listen, I mean, it's just crazy, man.
00:51:13.720
That's why I was saying, just annex the whole state, bro.
00:51:16.720
I know it's beautiful and all, but I mean, if we can get them all to New Jersey, then
00:51:20.100
Bro, the thing is, brother, is like, most of the people in California aren't with this
00:51:27.440
I think they're cheating the elections just like they cheated the election in 2020.
00:51:31.820
I think they've been doing that in California for a long time.
00:51:36.520
You go poll people in the streets and they're like, this is fucking stupid.
00:51:39.980
But then it's like, but then like, why is this so common out here, though?
00:51:44.220
Because I mean, we got plenty of listeners on the show from California.
00:51:46.680
They're like, yeah, no, dude, we're normal, right?
00:51:51.560
I don't know if he likes bread at Glizzy's, but it's just weird, man.
00:51:58.540
Tell us what you guys think down in the comments.
00:52:02.440
With that being said, let's get to our third or let's get to our final segment.
00:52:19.320
Yeah, I think it was like, had rabies or some shit.
00:52:31.620
But in the morning, aren't they supposed to be like moving around at night and shit?
00:53:12.400
You know, I was thinking about that raccoon, man.
00:53:14.240
You know, and I'm like, man, this raccoon would have been just fine if it had some screaming
00:53:29.660
Man, I was, you know, I looked outside today and I saw this raccoon and he looked a little
00:53:38.700
And so I happened to be drinking one of these amazing first form energy drinks.
00:53:46.040
And I took a little dropper and I got some out of there because you look thirsty.
00:53:53.200
And that raccoon, he fucking, and I am not bullshitting you.
00:53:57.800
He fucking started to fucking fly and he flew away.
00:54:03.280
I said, thanks for the first form of energy, Andy.
00:54:07.540
So get yourself some of this, bro, because I'm going to tell you right now, it's going
00:54:14.580
I had a raccoon this morning and I was drinking the grape one and the motherfucker stole it.
00:54:54.140
So even the squirrels are realizing that they are no longer vegans and vegans is not good
00:55:00.480
California squirrels are eating another rodent for the first time.
00:55:05.000
New study finds squirrels are no longer vegan in California.
00:55:13.100
So traditionally known for stuffing their cheeks with nuts.
00:55:36.280
Traditionally known for stuffing their cheeks with nuts.
00:55:44.480
Uh, squirrels can be carnivorous through, uh, the recorded instances of the rodent hunting
00:55:51.820
and killing other live vertebrates are rare with few species known to have done so.
00:55:57.740
Now scientists have found unprecedented evidence of another type of squirrel exhibiting carnivorous
00:56:04.900
behaviors, including hunting, killing, and eating voles.
00:56:09.120
According to a new study, the research published Wednesday in the Journal of Ethology is part of
00:56:14.160
a long-term behavioral ecology of California ground squirrels project at Briones Regional
00:56:25.520
Uh, the project examines how California ground squirrels native to the state's grasslands
00:56:30.120
adapt their behavior in response to environmental changes.
00:56:33.680
In this case, an increase in the local vole population.
00:56:37.740
Um, so these squirrels are now going around and hunting and killing.
00:56:42.960
Dude, that looks like a different kind of squirrel.
00:56:54.040
Our squirrels, our squirrels, we got some fucked up squirrels some places too, though.
00:56:59.120
Man, like, they, that one looks like, like that, that looks like a fucking rabies squirrel
00:57:07.100
That does not look like a real squirrel from here.
00:57:20.320
Yeah, bro, but they're like hunting them and shit.
00:57:22.200
Like, like, they developed a whole different fucking, you know, way of life now, man.
00:57:28.260
They don't even got normal fucking squirrels out there.
00:57:35.580
Do you remember that lady that was hula hooping?
00:57:37.400
Dude, no, she was whipping herself with a whip.
00:57:41.060
Yeah, she was swinging a whip around and fucking, and whipping herself.
00:57:53.320
Remember all those fucking trailers and camps and all that shit?
00:58:08.220
And like, you walk outside a house and the fucking whole street was littered.
00:58:12.820
Like, people, it's weird how people think like, oh, I'm in California.
00:58:17.180
And like, they think they're at the cutting edge.
00:58:21.900
You know, like, saying you're from California is not a fucking brag anymore.
00:58:25.960
It's like, it's like you can't afford to leave there.
00:58:38.360
I think most people in California aren't like the shit.
00:58:43.540
And I think they all just think like, oh, well, everybody else here votes for this shit.
00:58:54.460
And if they do, the election's probably fudged.
00:58:57.440
But I mean, dude, like, I know, you know, all kinds of people from California and people
00:59:02.040
that don't even agree with me on everything at all.
00:59:09.800
Well, what we got on these meat-eating squirrels, no longer stuffing their cheeks with nuts.
00:59:25.220
I think it's, you got to do what you got to do.