904. Andy & DJ CTI: Massive Search For Survivors After Deadly Texas Floods, Epstein Didn't Have A 'Client List' & Nelly Purchases National Thoroughbred Team
In this episode of The Realists, DJ Cruz and Andy discuss the death of Ozzy Osbourne, Lady Gaga's new album, and more. Also, the Realists are back with a brand new series called The Day in the Life series.
00:00:00.000What is up guys? It's Andy Purcell and this is the show for the realists. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality guys.
00:00:25.040Today, we have Andy and DJ Cruz motherfucking internet. All right, that's what we're going to do. It's hot. Hot. That was hot. Coming in hot. What's up, man? What's up? You're about to say something. I was, but I decided not to. Say it.
00:00:48.320If this is your first time listening to this is Cruz, the internet, this is where we put topics on the screen. We speculate on what's going on in the world.
00:00:58.640What? I didn't even say. Why are you looking at me like that? It feels weird. Do you think, man? All right.
00:01:06.060Anyway, you know the deal. We're going to talk about stuff. We're going to try to figure out what's going on. It's just our opinions. We're going to make jokes. People are going to get offended. That's the fucking show. Don't forget to tell a friend. Don't be a hoe and share the show. How about that? It's very simple. Yes. Right. Very simple. Right to the point. So what's up, dude? Got a lot going on.
00:01:29.560Chuck. Yeah. Got a lot going on. Yeah. A lot happening this week. Yeah. I hope all of you guys still have your fingers. You know what I'm saying? You know, it's funny. So this is my first time doing fireworks from my kids. And they fucking loved it. Yeah. They loved it. They loved it. You know, I got those six acres of common ground behind me. So we just went down there. You didn't burn anything down, did you? No. Nope. Almost. But nope. We were good. Still have all my digits. Yeah.
00:01:59.560All 11 of them. That's right. That's a little digit. Little finger digit. Little pinky digit. Even when I think I'm up, man, it's down. Fuck, man. I can't. Yeah. But no, it's a good week, though. We got a lot happening. There's some something special coming out of the Real AF Studios this week. Yeah. There is. Mm-hmm. What is it?
00:02:24.620We got, we got our, well, I mean, is this second, is this third? Technically third. We're reviving. Okay. So first. The Day in the Life series. Yeah, man. Into a regular series now. Mm-hmm. The first two ones were, I would say, practice. It's like the trials. Yeah. So we have, when is it going on? It's coming out this Wednesday. Wednesday? Wednesday. I think 3 p.m. Central Standard Time. Is that when? Wednesday, 3 p.m. Central Standard Time. Yeah. Cool. Episode one. Yeah. Yeah.
00:02:54.600So that's launching. Yep. I'm excited for that. We'll be dropping teasers and stuff. But, so that's tomorrow when you guys are listening right now. Yeah. Yeah. So that's dropping. What else is dropping like it's hot? Apparently not. What's not dropping yet? We do got a lot, but we got a lot to get into. I'm excited for the cruise. I know you guys are as well. But before we get into this, I wanted to, I saw this. I thought this was interesting. Would love your take on it.
00:03:23.440Because you're a connoisseur of all different types of genre of music, right? I would say that's pretty accurate. Yeah. Like, I mean, you can pretty much vibe to anything. You know, from Young Dolph to, you know, Missy Elliott. It don't matter. You can do it all. To Missy Elliott? I've seen you vibe to Missy Elliott once before.
00:03:45.680I mean, I don't know. I don't know. There's not a whole lot I don't like. Missy Elliott probably on the outside of that though, if I'm being honest.
00:03:56.120All right. That's fine. But you do like, you like heavy metal. You like some rock and roll in there. And I saw this. I thought this was interesting. Did you say, Ozzy Osbourne says, farewell to live performance with a hometown show for 40,000 fans. His last, I thought he was dead. I'm not, I'm not even trying to be funny. I thought, I thought he had died years ago.
00:04:18.180Um, but he just did his last performance. Um, you listen to, how old is he now? He's, he's, well, see, and that's the thing, man. He is 76 years old. Dang. All right. But I feel like I've seen people way older doing much better. But then I think about like, bro, he's done some hard shit. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, that's a different life. Yeah. That's, yeah. I mean, real talk.
00:04:47.960Like it is surprising. He's still alive. Right. Yeah. That's right. Did he eat like a crow or some shit? I think he bit the head off of a bat. Yeah. Like, I don't know if that's true or not, but I heard, I heard that he did that. Yeah. That's like a, like that's a, yeah, that's a thing. Right. Yeah. I mean, this guy is wild. Like you see younger pictures of him and stuff. Um, like when he was younger and then it's like, he got, you know, he gets older, but then, you know, this is him now. So this, you ever seen his mugshot? No, the crazy, crazy one. No, no, no. Look up his mugshot. Mugshot.
00:05:17.580You're going to be surprised. Ozzy Osbourne's mugshot.
00:05:27.980Let's see. Oh shit. Oh, see that? He's in a blues jersey. That's right. That's crazy. Yeah.
00:05:36.920This looks like, uh, what's Mike Myers. What's that movie? Mike Myers was in Halloween. No, no, no, no. Not that Mike Myers. The other one, the funny one.
00:05:46.320Um, fuck. It's like a, uh, what is that? Fucking old school movie where like they, uh, oh, come on guys. Don't. Yeah. The Austin powers, Mike Myers. He looks like, uh, he looks like him. There's like an old movie. Wayne's world. There we go. This looks like, oh, like Garth. Yeah. From Wayne's world. I've never seen the movie, but like, that's kind of look like Garth a little bit, bro. Wayne's world. You never seen Wayne's world? No, I've never seen. Oh man. I mean,
00:06:16.320so many of these older movies, like people like I saw, um, yesterday that on the front of rush hour, there is a disclaimer. Yeah. There's a disclaimer on the, on the beginning of rush hour that says we love you, but remember this movie was made a different time. Yeah. It was made a time when people could tell fucking jokes, bro, without people getting upset. That's, that's so crazy. That's a real,
00:06:46.300No, they really did that. Yeah. Yeah. It says we all love our nineties buddy comedies, but this movie was created in a different time. FYI, certain depictions, language and humor may seem outdated and at times offensive. Outdated to who? Offensive to who? Look, man, we live in a world where every single person, all they're doing, it's like they're tattling on each other. Like it's seriously like second fucking grade. Yeah. Oh my God. Did you see what he said on that movie?
00:07:16.300Did you see what he said on this podcast? Yeah. Did you hear what he said on this post? Let's cancel them. Yeah. Like dude, it's just a bunch of pussy ass shit. You know what I'm saying? Like everybody's waiting to point the finger at everything so they can like be the one to talk about how offended they are, bro. You listen, you're not offended. You're looking for attention because that's how you get attention. You pretend to be offended. It's fake outrage.
00:07:46.300They're offended. Like they're not personally offended. They're offended for somebody else. It's always the same people. You know what I'm saying? It's fucking white, upper middle class, have nothing to do. No job, wine drinking, champagne sipping, brunch women that want to pretend like they're defending something.
00:08:05.240I would love to see a person, a picture of the person that wrote that, that disclaimer. Yeah. Or, you know, it's bro. Some 400 pound cook. Yes. Like dude, shut the fuck up. This shit's funny. You're fucking funny. Look at you. Yeah.
00:08:20.240Bro. And the thing, Rush Hour's not even that bad. Like there's way worse. There's way worse. Bro. Go watch Def King, Def Comedy Jam. Go watch that. Dude, it doesn't matter. It's up until the last seven, eight years, we've let the pussies take control of the universe. Like bro, all you got to do is tell them to shut the fuck up and they leave you alone. It's easy. Pray. Okay. They pray on people who will backstep.
00:08:50.100And say, Oh my God, I didn't really mean to say this or that or this. No bitch. That's exactly what the fuck I meant. You know what I'm saying? Like, yeah. Don't be quiet. I'm trying to watch. Yes. Like it's so simple to, Oh, I had a dude message me yesterday and he's like, you know, what about when these people leave bad reviews on your business and this and that? Well, bro, people know better. People know better. Okay. All you got to do is say, yeah, I said some shit and look at all these people. And you know what'll happen?
00:09:20.100More people will support you. Like you just got to have some nuts, bro. Real talk. That's real. That's real. But yeah. So cancel culture only cancels people that allow themselves to be canceled. It's people who fucking stop what they're doing. They shut up. They go away. They, they apologize profusely. And then they go sit on the bench for the next three years. Like, dude, I don't, I'm over it.
00:09:47.800It's crazy too that it came now. Like the, the, the, the disclaimer had to come now. Like why, why now? Like how many, how many, how many people complained about it? Nobody. Somebody watched it probably and was like, God dang, man. Oh no. This is this. I can't believe we're playing this. We better put up a disclaimer and it's probably some college dork. Yeah. Fucking, you know, we all know what they look like. They all look the same. You know what I'm saying? Like these are,
00:10:17.800motherfucking comment on your post. It starts with yikes. You know what I'm saying? Like, you know, yikes. Like the most passive aggressive, stupid ass shit ever, you know? And, and they're, you know, and they start out, they don't say straight up like, you know, they are, or they'll do this. Interesting.
00:10:38.800Yeah. With the hands. Yes. Like with the hands. Dude, just shut the fuck up, man. Yeah. Yeah. Oh man, that's great. And then, and then, and then they go on and on and on and on and then you block them. Yeah. And then they're like, I can't believe you blocked me. Yeah. This is like my yard. You're in my yard. You took a piss in my yard and I kicked you out of my yard. It's not that hard to understand. Like yikes. Yikes.
00:11:02.720Do you say that? Every dude, you know, when someone says yikes, you're about to hear the dumbest shit you've ever fucking heard in your life. For real. No, that's real. That's real. Yikes. Oh, fuck man. That's great. That's great. No, but that's interesting. Yeah. Very interesting. I bet you voted for Trump.
00:11:25.040Fuck. I bet you hate black people. Yeah. I thought your friend was black. You told a black joke. I thought you had black friends. I do. That's why we tell the jokes, bro. Do you not love humanity?
00:11:43.280Fuck. Bro, everybody needs to chill the fuck out, man. Relax. Fuck, dude. Yikes.
00:11:52.680You know it's true. Bro, they said on mine, yikes. And this guy married a black woman.