REAL AF with Andy Frisella - June 30, 2016


Take a P＊ on Your Plan B, with Andy Frisella - MFCEO73


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4 minutes

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855

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51

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I heard a great story the other day about the Spanish explorer Cortez and how he burned all of his own ships to the bottom of the ocean to get revenge on the Aztecs for stealing their treasure. I m telling you why you need to take your plan B out of your back pocket and start a fire on it.

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00:00:00.000 What's up guys, you're listening to the MFCEO Project. I'm Andy, I'm your host, and I am
00:00:14.420 the motherfucking CEO. Guys, welcome. Thursday Thunder. I'm going to keep it short, I'm going
00:00:19.680 to keep it sweet, I'm going to punch you right in the fucking dick. That's what we're going 0.98
00:00:22.840 to do today, alright? Guys, I heard this awesome story the other day, and it reminded me of
00:00:28.920 this huge, huge point that I need to hit you with, alright? And the point of it is, you
00:00:35.220 need to take a piss on your plan B. So many of you guys come out, and you have this big
00:00:41.220 grand plan, and you want to do all these things, but then you have this backup plan. I'm telling
00:00:45.960 you today, that needs to stop, and I'm going to tell you why. I heard this great story the
00:00:50.900 other day about the Spanish explorer Cortez. Basically, he wanted to fight the Aztecs for
00:00:56.960 their treasure. And guys, you know, all you history buffs out there, this isn't an argument
00:01:02.020 about who the treasure rightfully belonged to. I don't really give a shit. Here's the
00:01:06.500 point. The Aztecs have been around for more than 600 years. They were a powerful empire,
00:01:12.160 okay? Cortez and his men were outnumbered to a huge margin, alright? And he caught wind of
00:01:18.020 the fact that some of his men were scared, and they were unconvinced that they were going
00:01:21.540 to succeed. They were worried that they were going to get their asses kicked, they were going
00:01:25.140 to get slaughtered, and so some of them started putting together a coup to sail the ships back
00:01:30.380 to Spain. Well, guess what happened? Cortez ended up hearing about this, and did something
00:01:36.040 that everybody, all his men, and even to this point in history, people think was fucking
00:01:41.240 crazy. This motherfucker went to his own ships, and he set them on fire, burned them
00:01:46.580 into ashes, and sunk them to the bottom of the ocean. What the fuck would you do if you
00:01:51.820 were his guys, okay? You have this crazy motherfucker burning your only way home. His men couldn't
00:01:58.060 believe it. They asked him, how the hell are we going to get back home? And Cortez pointed
00:02:02.300 the directions of the Aztecs and said, if we're going home, we're going home in their motherfucking 0.99
00:02:07.200 ships. See, guys, for Cortez, the way forward was clear. It was all or nothing. He was committed
00:02:14.600 a hundred percent. Failure was not an option. It was conquer or fucking die, and that's what
00:02:20.860 he did, and that's why he burned the motherfucking ships. Guys, a lot of you have hopes and dreams.
00:02:26.200 You have plans to build an empire. You want to change the world. You want to die smiling
00:02:30.380 and feeling good about what you've accomplished, and then this thought comes in your head, but
00:02:34.800 what if it doesn't work out? There's always plan B, and you pat your back pocket to make sure
00:02:40.140 plan B is there, all safe and sound, like a warm fuzzy blanket, just in case plan A fails,
00:02:46.400 and here's the fucking thing, guys. You need to take plan B out of your fucking pocket. You need 0.75
00:02:51.280 to unzip your pants and take a big old warm steaming piss on it, pick it up, douse it with 0.94
00:02:57.000 gasoline, throw it in the fucking dumpster, and start a fire, because that is where plan B belongs,
00:03:03.580 and that is where plan B takes you if you don't fucking understand that there is no such thing 0.85
00:03:08.760 as a plan B. You will never succeed with the I've still got a plan B mentality, okay? It has to be,
00:03:16.300 this is what I've decided to do 100%, there is no other options, burn the fucking shit,
00:03:22.140 conquer, or fucking die, okay? I know right away when I talk to somebody whether or not they're
00:03:28.620 going to be successful, because I ask them right away, what are you going to do if this doesn't work,
00:03:33.780 and if they've got a legitimate answer, you ain't going to fucking make it, all right? Guys tell me
00:03:38.780 shit like this, oh, I'm going to start this business, and you know, if it doesn't work out,
00:03:43.200 I'm going to go, and I guess I'll cut grass. You know what? Why don't you skip the 10 years that
00:03:47.660 you're going to figure out that business isn't for you, and just go cut grass right now, because
00:03:52.060 that's what's going to fucking happen to you with the plan B mentality. I don't give a fuck what the
00:03:56.340 motivational gurus tell you. I don't care what fucking the success gurus tell you. I don't care what
00:04:01.520 fucking Tony Robbins tells you. I don't care what your fucking mom tells you. I'm fucking
00:04:04.600 telling you right now. It's all in or all the fuck out, period.
00:04:08.520 Okay, shut up. Uh-huh. Okay, what's up? Shut up. Uh-huh. Okay, what's up? Shut up. Uh-huh. Okay, what's up? Shut up. Uh-huh. Okay, what's up? Shut up. Uh-huh. Okay, what's up? Right on my brand new 99.