Episode 1002 Scott Adams: Today You Learn That All the News is Pretend News
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Summary
In this episode of the podcast, Christina talks about fake news, a new rule, and why Target should open a new store named after the man who was killed by the police in a riot in Minnesota. Plus, fake news and more!
Transcript
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We got terrible things, and funny things, and funny, terrible things.
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We got fake news, real news, but mostly fake news.
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Yeah, every one of you will be smarter by the time you're done.
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But before we get going, I think you know what we need to do,
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and all you need is a cup or mug or a glass, a tank or chile,
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a source, thine, a canteen, jug or flask, a vessel of any kind.
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And join me now for the dopamine hit of the day,
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and even the pandemic will be improved with this sip.
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Yep, I can feel the coronavirus death curve just bending a little bit there with one sip.
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Well, if you're watching the news today, you're laughing.
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there's a Target store that got ravaged in, I guess, Minnesota
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because they're having riots and looting over the tragic death of the man who was killed by the police there
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And the funniest comment that I saw today, I just tweeted,
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So this is a perfect tweet from FrankieFriday98.
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I'm paraphrasing because I'm not looking at it.
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the local Target has to give away all of its products
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And you might as well do it without getting your windows broken.
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If they're going to steal all the stuff of the Target anyway,
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read all the mistakes that you can easily make.
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but hey, you say Trump's doing good for the economy?
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So Trump was adding to a fairly strong economy.
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an impressive-looking semi-recovery by November,
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And the fact that that would look like bad news
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My challenge is that as soon as you hear this suggestion,
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I had the feeling that you're going to have in a minute,