00:00:25.300You know, you think the news will slow down, but the news just keeps on coming.
00:00:31.420June is always such a crazy month because everybody's schedule changes and the weather changes and suddenly stress is through the roof and why aren't those kids in school and rawr.
00:00:43.760So I'm going to guess that for many of you, your stress levels a little bit high.
00:00:50.800Anybody, anybody, a little bit of stress?
00:02:03.200A year from now, on this date, there will be fewer riots because of the simultaneous sip.
00:02:11.100If you don't know how cause and effect works and you think it's just a correlation, well, you've got a lot of scientific learning that you need to do.
00:02:30.960The top story, I think, is that the Oakland Zoo had a report that their tigers got out.
00:02:40.360So that actually happened in my neighborhood.
00:02:43.460So how would you like to live in a neighborhood where don't go outside because, you know, the climate change might kill you and the riots might kill you.
00:03:55.140Do you remember that paper that was published that showed that masks don't work because if you cough through the mask, it doesn't stop the virus?
00:04:09.180Well, it turns out that that paper that caused a lot of the experts to say that masks don't work has been retracted because it turns out it was all bullshit.
00:05:01.640And by the way, I just hope you can appreciate my complete lack of embarrassment that I would say publicly and loudly and often that every expert in the world and all their science were wrong.
00:05:25.260But I would just like to claim that for the rest of my life as a thing that in some ways I'm most proud of.
00:05:35.720Now, I'm not most proud of it because I realized it, because I think there must have been millions of people who said the same thing.
00:05:41.480There had to be 100 million people who said some version of, if the virus is in the droplets and the mask stops droplets away, explain to me how they don't work.
00:06:00.400Because when I put my mask on, I touch my face less.
00:06:03.880I touch it through the mask, but I touch my face less.
00:06:06.880So, anyway, the part I'm proud of is that I had worked on my ego to the point.
00:06:17.580This is an important lesson, actually.
00:06:19.240I'll embed this little important lesson in my otherwise fun presentation.
00:06:24.500The important lesson is that I was able to publicly say something that I think anybody else in the world would have been embarrassed to say in public.
00:06:33.860Because it's pretty embarrassing to say every scientist and expert in the world is wrong, because, hey, I'm a cartoonist, so trust me.
00:06:51.840But the point is that the key talent in my talent stack was the working on my ego.
00:07:00.180In other words, being able to embarrass myself at an extreme level.
00:07:05.620I mean, that would be extremely embarrassing if it had gone the other way.
00:07:10.320If it turned out that masks were killing people and it turned out there was lots of confirming science to that, or that it didn't work at all.
00:08:00.520And you can either try to deny your nature, or you can try to engineer something productive to work with, using your nature in a positive way.
00:08:11.480The reason capitalism works is that it understands people are selfish and greedy.
00:08:17.760Capitalism works, because it understands people are horrible.
00:10:12.680And what you get when you destroy things is that outcome.
00:10:16.900So I would say that all the people who want economic prosperity, who want a fair world, who want jobs, are on the same side.
00:10:29.500So if you are black and you want jobs and a good society and all those things that, say, Martin Luther King would have wanted, if you want any of that stuff, Antifa is your mortal enemy.
00:10:43.540And it's certainly the mortal enemy of the right, the political right.
00:10:50.860I would say it should be the mortal enemy of the liberal, let's say, the moderate liberals.