Episode 1038 Scott Adams: I Reclaim my Freedom of Speech Today. Sorry About You Losing Yours
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 9 minutes
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146.81813
Summary
The thing that makes everything better, including racism, including the pandemic, pretty much everything, it happens now. It s called the " simultaneous sip" and it happens right now. And it s going to make your day a little bit better.
Transcript
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Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
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Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
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Scott, when will you do the best periscope you will ever do?
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Today. It's today. Yeah, the best periscope I'll ever do. It's today.
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And before we start, is there something we do before we get to the good part?
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Yeah, yeah, there is. It's called the simultaneous sip.
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And look at me. I'm back. I've got my notes. I can do it right.
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All you need is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tank or a chalice or a stein, a canteen jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind.
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Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee.
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And join me now for the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better, including racism, including the pandemic, pretty much everything.
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It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens now. Go.
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Well, allow me to make your day a little bit better.
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Many of you have contacted me, privately in many cases, and said some version of this.
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Scott, I'm afraid the world is, or at least the United States, is coming apart.
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Revolution is coming. The Marxists are gaining power.
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And everything's bad, and we're all going to die.
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Yeah, you would think there would be not that many benefits of being old.
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I've got to tell you, the most surprising thing about becoming my age, I'm 63 now.
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The most surprising thing is that while there are obvious disadvantages, and everybody would know what those are, physical, etc.
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There are way more advantages than you would ever imagine ahead of time.
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And one of them is that I've been through this before a lot of times.
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This thing that looks like it's the end of the world, I've seen this a lot.
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Or if you just hadn't been paying attention to the news until now, you haven't.
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It's because the media changed its business model from telling you the facts to getting you worked up and getting you worried.
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So you are part of a system, social media plus the news business, which absolutely, and there's no exaggeration here,
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nothing I say should even be slightly hyperbolic.
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The left agrees, the right agrees, every researcher, everything I'm going to say is 100% agreed by everybody.
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Well, Scott, I'm questioning that part of your assumption.
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The next thing I say, you'll agree with completely.
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The business model of social media and of the news is different than it used to be.
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And it's different in the sense that they're intentionally promoting content that gets you worked up.
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If you can just, for a moment, do this exercise.
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But imagine yourself in your body, right, wherever you are.
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Take your imagination and arise out of your body and literally float above it.
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And just in your mind's eye, see yourself getting smaller and smaller as you get higher and higher and away from the earth.
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And now that you've got some distance, in your mind's eye, you're like a satellite looking down on the earth.
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And now, with a little bit of distance, ask yourself this.
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Do you think that your opinions about the news are objective?
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Or do you think that you have been manipulated by the highest level of science we've ever applied to manipulating the human mind?
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And it's what the news business becomes by testing and then retesting until they know what works and what doesn't.
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So, from the perspective of space, you can look down and you can see yourself.
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And now you can see yourself as part of that system.
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And as you see yourself from above, objectively now looking at yourself, you can see all the forces attacking you.
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Every time you turn on Twitter, look at Facebook, turn on the news, and you can see all those forces now.
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You can almost see a line from those entities to you.
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You're affected by bad news, good news, events, successes, failures.
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And now the most effective, scientifically honed, precise technology is being directed right at your brain.
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And you can see the lines, these lines of influence now in your imagination.
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You see the lines coming in from all the forces.
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There's something I've been saying for a while that you've heard and you understood, but you didn't really understand it until I took you to space.
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And you got to look down, and you can actually see the lines of influence now.
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And here's the thing that you didn't understand before.
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Your opinions on the big stuff, the political stuff, your opinions are assigned to you.
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Before, when the forces of manipulation were weak, we did not have the science to know how to do it so perfectly and so strongly.
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You had a little bit of freedom because you were not being controlled by external forces so much.
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Of course, you always had illegitimate media throughout history, but it wasn't that big a force.
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Maybe you didn't even think about these things too much.
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There are real problems in the world, but have always been.
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There are real problems in the world now, as enormous as you think they are, are actually quite small by historical perspective.
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As big as this is, protests across the country, coronavirus, the economy, these are real problems.
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There are absolutely 100% real problems that are really just this big.
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There are some of the smallest problems in the history of humankind.
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You are experiencing the best of times that the media has told you are the worst.
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Now, when I say the best of times, I don't mean the current few months, which are difficult by any standards.
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Those are real problems, but they're not real problems that are real big compared to what the civilization has handled in the past.
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Imagine, if you will, the 60s, and young people who were a gigantic part of the population said, revolution.
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When I was young, we wanted to, not we, not me so much, but young people wanted to overthrow the government.
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You've had Kennedy, who was assassinated maybe by the mafia.
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There's never been a time in our history, you know, if you include the civil rights marches, all the violence that came with that,
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And the way you can test this for yourself is look at the way people are talking about them.
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That's how you know these are not real problems in the way that they're being presented.
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They're real problems in the sense that they are problems and they should be solved.
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But they're not nearly as big as you think they are.
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If I were to, let's say, go to another planet, meet another civilization, and they would say,
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hey, tell us about your problems there on Earth, but give us sort of a historical context.
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And I'd say, well, you know, you've got your mass starvation throughout history and the wars and the nuclear bombs falling on people,
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World War I, World War II, and then the alien would say, all right, all right, you're scaring me.
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We went to Iraq, killed a million people for reasons we don't know.
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And the alien says, man, you're getting me depressed.
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And now, of course, you've been hypnotized back on Earth.
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In 2020, it's so bad, people are destroying statues.
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And the alien says, well, I'm a little confused now because you were telling me about world wars and nuclear bombs.
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And now you're talking about a statue being defaced.
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Now, I know that some of you are saying, Scott, Scott, Scott, how naive are you?
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Do you not know that this is a clever plan by the Marxists?
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The Marxists are controlling Black Lives Matter.
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And what they're doing, you think it's just some statue stuff?
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What you don't realize is this is step one, a necessary plan.
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Then we will get rid of all your symbols that make you what you think you are.
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And once we've dismantled all of your symbolism and your hope and your free speech,
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When was the last time something that sounded like that really happened?
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When was the last time anything that sounded even vaguely like that?
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We just sold the most guns that have ever been sold in the history of humankind in the last three months.
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Do you know what the biggest conversation among civilians who don't have guns is?
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I don't know anybody who doesn't have a gun who in the last three months didn't say,
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I haven't heard a single person who was gunless who didn't say,
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So we are very bad at predicting where things are going to go.
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But the big point is things are not nearly as bad as you think.
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Now, here's a little red pill for you that I tweeted.
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The only reason we don't treat social media as a national mental health crisis.
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Social media has created a national mental health crisis.
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Is that statement even a little bit controversial?
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Wouldn't you say that science pretty much backs that up 100%?
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I doubt anybody on the left or anybody on the right,
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social media is a national mental health crisis.
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Social media tells you not to worry about social media destroying your mental health.
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Now, I don't say that they don't tell you that.
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is that it's not the biggest issue we're talking about.
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So I guess Joe Biden is sort of branding his campaign
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Decency is the sort of thing you say in public.
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Scott, you're going to be on national television.
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you know, I've never heard you talk about decency before.
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I haven't even thought about that once in my entire life.
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Hong Kong was doomed on the day that they signed their original agreement
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because the agreement itself said that it would return to China.
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Hong Kong had no chance of permanently being independent
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There wasn't anything that could have stopped that from happening.
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But it won't get anybody excited in any way whatsoever.
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That's as close to nothing as an opinion could be.
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And if Joe Biden is serious about returning to decency,
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you would think he would be speaking a little bit more
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against the legally elected president of the United States,
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Now, any news like this is subject to re-evaluation
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by the way, I would like to introduce a term today.
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and rationales for things that you might call bullshit.