Episode 1062 Scott Adams: Portland Fake Kidnappings, Fake News, Fake Studies, Fake Opinions, Fake Ellen, Real Coffee
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Summary
On this episode of The Daily Show with Bill Maher, Alex Blumberg talks about a tweet that got President Trump to respond to it, and why it's a good thing he's not a racist. Alex also talks about the Democratic Party's attempt to legalize marijuana before the midterms, and explains why it might not be as bad as it sounds.
Transcript
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Watch those statues start to be re-erected even as you sip.
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Unless you don't like statues, in which case they're falling down.
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So, this morning I noticed that one of my tweets had picked up quite a few retweets.
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I had over 10,000 retweets on the tweet, and I thought to myself,
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And then I noticed that President Trump had retweeted me yet again, yet again.
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But the funny part about it, or the interesting part, if you will, is not that he retweeted me,
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because I think he's done that, I don't know, several times in the past year.
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I tweeted that I'm no political expert, but the Democrats' strategy of effectively legalizing violent crime
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That my hashtag, jobs not mobs, got retweeted by the President.
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So, you know that he's at least friendly to that framing.
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It doesn't mean that that will be any kind of a feature, but it does mean that he responded to it.
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And I will go further and tell you the Trump campaign ad that will guarantee victory.
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And imagine that you're watching a Trump campaign ad.
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On the left are a bunch of images of Democrat-run cities,
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mostly with protests and looting and crime in the streets.
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And, you know, it's all gray and dismal and dystopic.
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And each time there's a new picture, there's a new Democrat city.
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So, you'd have to say something like, you know, Chicago.
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Meanwhile, on the right of the screen, you would show, you know, nice things going right.
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Maybe you'd show some Republican cities, but you don't need to.
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You could just show, you know, gleaming capitalism going right and people being happy.
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And that could actually be the closing screen as you just go to a solid black screen.
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Because if you frame it as those two choices, it's extremely visual.
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You don't want to be explaining why your system that you want to implement is better and, you know, systemic racism.
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And it's a concept and there's no picture that goes with it.
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But, man, you show me a split screen where one of them just looks like the end of the world.
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And that's what the Democrats are actually promising you.
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Because they're saying, we want to do more of this.
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I mean, they're literally saying, give us more of this.
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So that's, you know, obviously just in terms of a campaign ad, that's what it looks like.
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I was just watching Jason Miller from the Trump campaign just moments before I came on, talking to Smirkanish on CNN.
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Now, Smirkanish is one of the most interesting media characters.
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Because I feel as though it's a little bit like Harry Potter, where the wizards have to pretend they're not wizards.
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And I often look for the wizards hiding among the muggles.
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And the way that you can tell the wizards from the muggles is that the wizards are capable of independent thought.
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They're capable of having an opinion that maybe doesn't agree with their own team.
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So Smirkanish, this is just my take, my personal opinion.
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I think Smirkanish is a wizard hiding among muggles as CNN, meaning that he's an actually open-minded person who would legitimately listen to arguments on both sides.
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But he does it orderfully, so that he's really just presenting the opinions.
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And I guess that's good enough to keep him employed at CNN.
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So Smirkanish had Jason Miller on, and Jason was saying how all the polls showing that Trump is way behind are the types of polls where, once again, they overweight Democrats.
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So Jason Miller was saying that their internal polls, and any poll that does it correctly, shows that it's a toss-up.
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According to Jason Miller, their internal polls, and also looking at, I don't know, Rasmussen or some other poll,
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they're saying that if you do it right, which the other polls have not done right,
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it's actually kind of a toss-up, or the president is ahead in the key states that he needs to win.
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Do you think that their internal polling is, first of all, done more appropriately than the public ones?
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And then secondly, that he's correctly and accurately telling you that it looks like a toss-up.
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That doesn't even count the shy Trump supporters who are just literally hiding.
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So it looks like a toss-up, according to Jason Miller.
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So you have to put your own credibility on it, right?
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Anything that comes out of a campaign, whether it's your team or the other team,
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if it comes out of the campaign, you're going to have to put that credibility filter on it a little bit.
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Now, there are lots of things that could change and will change between now and Election Day.
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And one of the factors is whether people are frightened and will stay home.
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And I would say at this point, I can't even imagine the situation.
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I want to see if you agree with me overwhelmingly or I'm just lost in my own mind.
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In my opinion, there will never have ever been and may never be again
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a presidential election that is more motivating for conservatives.
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Because remember, conservatives are looking at the alternatives now.
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We're actually looking at these cities just being destroyed.
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And in the conservative mind, that's now the option.
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It's like, okay, the way we were, you know, a little more order.
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It no longer looks like a political decision of like,
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At this point, it looks like an existential threat.
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That the Republicans will be wiped off the face of the political earth,
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Now, I don't think that the risk of actual death is very high.
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So if you count the fact that there's at least one,
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I don't think there will ever be a bigger turnout from conservatives.
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But will Joe Biden get the same record turnout?
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Keep in mind that even his own side is a little questionable on him.
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Now, the other thing that Jason Miller said is that,
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depending on whether you're looking at Zogby or Rasmussen,
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that African-American support for the president is at a record high.
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Do you believe that African-American support for President Trump is at a record high?
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Now, record high for a Republican is still 14 to 20 percent.
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Meaning that if I were to look at what he's offering,
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and I were to look at, you know, what I know about the world,
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Did you all watch the major wall-to-wall news coverage of the violence and, I call it a riot,
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around the Columbus statue at Grand Park in Chicago?
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And then you turn on, you know, you open up to your major news sources, and there it is again.
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Oh, you had to go to social media to see it, didn't you?
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you probably had to see somebody's Periscope or live stream
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But it does look like the police have made a stand,
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and that Columbus statue is not going to come down anytime hard
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because the police actually held the territory.
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that they're intentionally not showing the protests
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Just to reduce them by not showing them, I would think.
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I noticed I was comparing CNN to Fox News coverage
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I mean, they went hard at the John Lewis story.
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but it's interesting to watch Fox go at it even harder
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Portland being another city that's got the Antifa.
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By the way, I want to try out a name for Antifa.
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is because of the coincidence of Black Lives Matter
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and the coincidence of the coronavirus, the flu.
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So it feels like they're the Flu Klux Klan now, Antifa.
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Anderson Cooper's family, meaning his ancestors,
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once owned Michelle Obama's great-great-grandfather as a slave?
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I mean, that's sort of like a perfect candidate, right?
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and white supremacists have changed in meaning.
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Of course, there are lots of people in the world,
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so there are people with bad feelings and opinions,
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as simply the situation that there are white people in charge
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except for the history of everything from slavery on,
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including Michelle Obama's great-great-grandfather.
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Is Anderson Cooper not the most perfect example
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Here's the other Portland thing that was interesting.
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you don't know how hard the simulation is winking at you.
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I wouldn't say that about every conspiracy theory,
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but this one feels a little more true than not.