In this episode of Coffee with Scott Adams, host Scott Adams travels to the future and tries to figure out what's going on in the present, but it's not as easy as he thinks it is. Plus, a look at the future of the city of Portland, Oregon.
00:00:00.000Hey everybody, come on in. It's time for Coffee with Scott Adams. Best part of your day.
00:00:21.360Yes, it is. And in a moment I'll be traveling to the future. I haven't tried this before. It's a little bit dangerous, but I'll be moving to 2021 and then I'll quickly come back to the present and tell you what I saw.
00:00:40.240If I don't make it, well, I guess I'll see you at my funeral in 2021. But, but before that, what happens before that? I think you know. I think you know.
00:00:56.160It's a simultaneous sip and all you need is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tank or a chalice or a cider, a canteen jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind.
00:01:05.440Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better.
00:01:15.960It's called the simultaneous sip and it happens now.
00:01:19.280Ah, I don't know if you can feel it yet, but there is a temporal shift being formed.
00:01:31.720If you don't, if you don't mind, I'm going to, I'm going to do it now. I'm going to go to the future.
00:01:36.960This, this, this won't be easy. So, ah, the technology is not completely tried. And so, um, well, we'll, we'll see what we can do.
00:01:53.840I'll put on the safety glasses because I don't, I don't know what's going to happen. Honestly, this hasn't been tested.
00:02:00.420So I, I'm only going to do one year because who knows what happens if I do more than one year, but I'm going to try to do one year.
00:02:10.400And if I never see you again, uh, I'll miss you. And well, I just don't know what to say. I love all of you.
00:02:20.560Uh, I'm going to try to go to the future now and get you some intelligence about what's happening, but hold on.
00:04:15.020The value of the property actually declined so much that it was purchased by, and I hate to say this, but have you ever heard of the Port-A-Potty Company?
00:04:47.980You're wondering who's the president, right?
00:04:51.120For those of you just joining, I just did come back from the future, 2021, where I brought this calendar back, so you would know I really was there.
00:05:28.060You know, by Election Day, he had continued to decline, so he was no longer allowed to use pencils or anything that had a sharp point on it.
00:05:38.620But that didn't matter because he had a strong vice president.
00:05:42.340And to everybody's surprise, a lot of people thought he would pick Kamala Harris.
00:06:49.380I don't know if you heard about it in your local time.
00:06:51.840But there may or may not be a giant tsunami coming toward Alaska, which is maybe the scariest thing I've ever heard in my life, if you've seen the line of cars that are trying to get out of there.
00:07:04.360So we'll be watching that with great anticipation.
00:07:07.720But, Ron, that is my advice for the citizens who are on the coast of Alaska.
00:11:50.680There are two big technical developments in face masks.
00:11:57.480I don't know if it's good that we're talking about technical developments in face masks.
00:12:02.260I suppose that's sort of like saying the airliner went down, but somebody's pet survived.
00:12:10.300So it's sort of, you know, it's too bad we're talking about face masks at all.
00:12:14.400But a Quebec company called I3 Biomedical, I think, said they have some kind of a coating they can put in a face mask that deactivates 99% of the virus.
00:13:26.780When things sound, you can listen to a tape and one person will hear one word clearly, but another person will listen to the same thing and hear a completely different thing, but clearly.
00:13:37.100And we've seen this audio illusion a number of times, most famously with Yanni and Laurel.
00:13:43.820But yesterday there was just a great one where, I think it was yesterday, when Kayleigh McEnany was doing her press conference.
00:13:52.280And one of the reporters either said, this is what the reporter claimed, you won't engage.
00:14:52.960But having experienced that, having experienced hearing the same words, clearly two different ways.
00:15:03.660What do you think about Roger Stone and what he is alleged to have said on the phone to somebody when he was talking to the disc jockey who believed he had used the word degro?
00:15:17.940Now, if I understand the rules, can somebody help me with this?
00:16:24.760You gotta, you gotta look for all the, all the traps.
00:16:28.160You gotta know where all the, the trap doors are.
00:16:31.120So, you know, I listened to Roger Stone say what sounded exactly like the word negro.
00:16:39.300But after you hear the Kayleigh McEnany situation, where you could hear two completely different sentences based on whichever one you'd been primed to hear.
00:16:51.260Is it possible that Roger Stone didn't say the thing you can clearly hear?