Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are both in the news today, and it's not even close to being a complete waste of time, but it's still a good one, because it's about politics, and that's about it.
00:00:00.000Hey everybody. Come on in. This morning we're going to have extra cursing. So if you've got children, make sure they are well out of the way. There will be extra cursing.
00:00:30.000Well, has anybody watched the news recently? There isn't any. There isn't any news. Every morning I wake up and I think, I'm going to look at the news. I'll look at CNN, I'll look at Fox, and I'll say, all right, I'll talk about the news.
00:00:48.800But today there wasn't any. It's just purely political. Neither Fox nor CNN are even pretending to cover anything like news today. It's just all just pure politics.
00:01:02.920It's fun, but there was no news, which makes you wonder, what's up with the news? Wait. We need something. We need the simultaneous sift, because today will not be complete without it.
00:01:17.240And all you need is a cup or mug or a glass of tank or chels or sign a canteen jug or flask or vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee.
00:01:30.000And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better, including Joe Biden's rotting fucking brain.
00:01:39.800Drink. Drink. Ah, this is a good one. Yes, so there will be extra cursing today. Oh, it's called for. It's very called for.
00:01:54.980Have you noticed? We'll get to all the good stuff here. But have you noticed that if you encounter somebody on Twitter who just gives you a sarcastic comment without any reasons,
00:02:15.080just stuff like, oh, Scott, I see you're, you're really looking into it today. Or, well, I guess that's all we need to know.
00:02:26.980And I think to myself, who would put a sarcastic comment that doesn't even kind of work in the situation?
00:02:35.100And then I checked the profile. What kind of profession? Writers, artists, writers, musicians.
00:02:45.080Less musicians. It's usually visual artists and writers. What is wrong with those people?
00:02:52.140They literally can't tell the difference between sarcasm and reasons.
00:02:58.460Once you see it, you can't unsee it. The pattern is so clear.
00:03:04.380When somebody who is, say, a lawyer or an engineer or an economist disagrees with me,
00:03:10.140it takes about two seconds to find out where the disagreement is.
00:03:14.660Usually some disagreement about a fact that's hard to research or, you know, a difference of priorities, for example.
00:03:23.380But it never seems crazy. It just feels like people have a little different view of the world, perfectly fair, just different from mine.
00:03:31.360But the artists, the artists are not even, I don't even know if they know that logic and rationality even exist.
00:03:42.360It's like it's not even a thing in their world.
00:03:44.660They don't, they go through these conversations, at least, as if it's nothing that needs to be addressed.
00:03:51.300Just rationality? Why? I have sarcasm. I have all I need.
00:03:58.720Look at my sarcasm. That should cover it. I mean...