Episode 1092 Scott Adams: Brain-Dead Biden's Mask Mandate, UAE-Israel Peace Deal, Reparations Completed, Gun Confiscation
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 12 minutes
Words per Minute
145.39578
Summary
The dopamine hit of the day: the thing that makes everything better, including the election. President Trump breaksred a deal that could change the Middle East, and it's a big deal! Plus, Joe Biden does something even bigger than what Joe Biden has ever done before.
Transcript
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Today, with a little bit less swearing, probably a lot less,
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I'm going to try as hard as I can to make this G-rated.
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But it's a political season, and it gets harder every day.
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But you know what makes the world easier and better in every possible dimension?
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Yeah, it's a simultaneous sip, and you don't need much to participate.
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All you need is a cup or mug or glass or tank or chalice or stein,
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Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee.
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And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day,
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the thing that makes everything better, including the election.
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Well, I'd like to thank one of my viewers here, Gail, if you're watching.
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Thank you for the excellent pillow, which you can see over my back.
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Well, is this the first election in which you could say the following is true?
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We don't know exactly who we're voting for, and you might not know on election day.
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Have you ever had an election for president in which you thought maybe you're voting for Biden,
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but maybe it's more Kamala and maybe somebody else is coming onto the ticket
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and you don't really even know who you're voting for.
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So you don't know when the voting starts because of this mail-in thing.
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You won't know when the voting will be complete.
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You won't know if China or Russia influenced the election more than Great Britain.
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Basically, this is the first election in which we don't even have a fighting chance of being credible.
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This will be the first time we've had an election that we know in advance will be questioned.
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And we also know that no matter who wins, the other side will say it's rigged.
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There isn't any way to get around that, is there?
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Can you see any way that you could get around the country believing the result was rigged?
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The first way is for a Trump landslide of such proportion that even if you assumed something went wrong,
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even if you assumed voter suppression, even if you assumed Russian collusion,
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even if you assumed Chinese interference, even if you assumed it all,
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Well, at the moment, the slaughter meter is just pinned at 100%.
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There'll be more surprises between now and Election Day.
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President Trump is going to announce a historic accomplishment.
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So yesterday, President Trump surprisingly announced that the U.S. had brokered a deal.
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And I think people are going to agree that it took a Trump to get this done.
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He brokered a deal for, you know, some peace deal between UAE and Israel.
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And then hinted that there might be several more countries in the region who might want to get on board.
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And, you know, teased some of them, you know, coming up.
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Both the Washington Post and the New York Times acknowledged it was,
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in President Trump's own words, and they both used the same word, huge.
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The biggest critics of the president just said,
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Historic, seemingly impossible peace deal that might be the beginning of something even bigger.
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Well, what Joe Biden did was take the president's current mask policy
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and reworded it into angry dementia patient language.
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So this would be, let's say, normal language or Trump language.
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Hey, could you, would you mind passing me a napkin?
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Now, if you were to reword that into angry dementia patient,
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in situations where you're going to be around other people.
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Here's the Joe Biden angry dementia version of this.
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and also decided that they think masks are helpful.
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Because once you throw in the states get to decide on their own,
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your opinion of whether they should be mandated
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that's the sugar and the stuff that doesn't matter.
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the president accomplished an historic agreement
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Might be the beginning of something tremendous.
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angry dementia patient rewording of mask policy.
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I think you're going to see a lot more of this.
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that it just won't even look like a close decision.
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Now, I thought I was going to come on this morning
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It matters where everybody thinks you're going.
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It was just going to be one thing after another.