Episode 1095 Scott Adams: Biden's Fake Lead in Polls Evaporates, Trump Supporters Flee to Water, Coup V2.0, Q and BLM
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Summary
Sen. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris have a plan to win the 2020 election, and it involves rigging the vote count, mail-in voting, and a whole lot of other stuff that you probably don't want to talk about.
Transcript
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That's right, I was shirtless until a moment ago because we're in a heat wave and I don't have air conditioning.
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Sure wish I did. I have it in the other part of the house, but not in my office.
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And how long does it take to fix air conditioning during the heat wave?
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Well, it's not fast, so maybe sometime in two weeks or so.
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Well, although I still have electricity where I live and my zip code, I'm in California and it looks like a lot of California will not have electricity today.
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Why? Because our government in California is incompetent.
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It decided to be very green and socially correct.
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And the cost of that is getting rid of your nuclear power, maybe some of your gas power, and trying to make it more green.
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So there will be people dropping like flies today because of bad government management.
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There will be people who probably die today because Governor Newsom didn't do his job and the rest of the government.
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Because if you're getting rid of power sources when you don't have enough, that's going to come back and bite you.
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So if you'd like the rest of the country to be as well managed as California, you know how to do it.
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The only reason I do is because connections and routes and, you know, I've got too many things here that I can't walk away from.
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But anybody who can leave, who stays in California, I don't know why you'd do it.
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So Rush Limbaugh is getting in trouble today for, I guess I didn't hear it, but he was referring to Joe Biden and Kamala Harris as Joe and Ho.
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That here is my advice to Republicans slash conservatives.
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That line of attack on Harris just doesn't work.
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So if the only thing you're trying to accomplish is to make Republicans and conservatives less popular and to get them fewer votes, then that's the way to go.
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Because, you know, the personal sexual past of anybody, we just can't make that part of politics.
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But otherwise, since that didn't happen, it's just counterproductive.
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So here is the Democrats' plan for retaining power or getting power, I guess, back from Trump.
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Let's say Biden and Harris just get more votes.
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Number two, rig the election with mail-in votes and fraud and all that.
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Because you're only talking about some battleground states.
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How hard would it be to rig the votes with mail-in votes and battleground states?
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But they have a third plan, which is the dangerous one.
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Phase one, make sure that the election will not be seen as credible no matter who wins.
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Now, this is a big deal because we're better off with an inaccurate vote count that we mistakenly
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think is credible than we would be if we got exactly the right vote count.
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So if you had a choice of a good vote count that we don't trust or an inaccurate vote count
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that for whatever reason we do trust, you want the one where we trust.
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And it looks like the Democrats are setting up a situation that guarantees the outcome will
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Wouldn't you say that that's obvious at this point?
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It's fairly obvious that the intention of the mail-in voting is to make sure that you
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You know, you don't have to be a mind reader to know that if you could select from choices
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that have more integrity versus less in a national election, you would never choose the one with
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less integrity unless you wanted less integrity, right?
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You would only choose that option if that's what you wanted.
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Otherwise, you'd say, all right, everybody's got the same risk.
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So once they get there, let's say Trump wins, but narrowly.
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If Trump wins, but narrowly, they're going to say that the vote was not valid.
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And they're going to start whatever legal and or extra legal process to remove a president
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that they would then label as a dictator who refused to leave office.
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Because you can see the disinformation campaign very clearly.
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On CNN, you're going to see more and more of this.
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It's going to be, what happens if Trump refuses to leave after he loses, right?
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Every time they bring up that hypothetical, they're forming a truth that they can then just
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So reality hasn't given us an outcome of an election yet, but CNN is already forming the
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truth about it, which will then just be ported over to the actual situation.
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And so the truth that they're selling, the brainwashing, if you will, the disinformation campaign.
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And by the way, if I had heard anybody talk the way I'm talking right now five years ago,
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I would have laughed and I would have said, you stupid conspiracy theorists, there's nobody
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We know for sure that the Democrats and the FBI and the media did, in fact, try to overthrow
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So if they did it once, would they do it a second time?
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Oh, the reason to do it a second time is way bigger.
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There's way more incentive to do it a second time.
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Because we haven't yet jailed the people who did it the first time.
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If the, let's say I won't name any names, but don't you think there's some extra people
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Some people whose names are, you know, you know, I've got a feeling that the Durham probe
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And if Durham can get certain people indicted and or in jail before the election, that might
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But those same people who might be indicted and or go to jail are probably going to push
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pretty hard for the option of making sure that the election result is not credible if
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Because in order for some people to stay out of jail, they might have to rig the election
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and remove the legally elected president to stay out of jail.
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Would anybody rig an election to stay out of jail?
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Especially if you rigged the last election or you tried to by having a coup and removing
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You know, in effect, rigging it after the fact, I guess you'd say.
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So every bit of this is entirely not only possible, but probable.
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I would go so far as to say probable at this point.
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Now let's talk about what the media is doing to us.
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The belief that Trump is having all the mailboxes picked up on trucks and taken away so that
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Now, of course, I saw that story and I said to myself, you know, I feel I'm going to wait a little bit.
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If you see a story that the president has ordered mailboxes to be physically removed so that
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people can't vote, the first thing you should think about that story is maybe I'll wait a little
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I'm just going to take a little pause on this one because I don't want to jump right in on
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the removing mailboxes all across the country story because it's a little bit, have you ever
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heard me say this before, a little bit on the nose?
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Once you learn this on the nose thing where the news story is a little too perfect, isn't
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And sure enough, you wait 24 hours, you look at the news, you know, Breitbart's got a story
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about, I guess, during the Obama administration, 14,000 mailboxes were removed.
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It's normal maintenance to remove them and relocate them into busier places.
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Oh, there's the fake story that the president is pushing a birther thing with Harris, which
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That's all we're going to talk about, is the fact that the president didn't do something,
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but you can kind of make it seem as if he did, if you word it right.
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So, New Zealand has delayed their election, which could not make me any happier, because
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the Democrats, well, not just the Democrats, but people have been saying for, I don't know,
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weeks now, New Zealand, they're the smart ones.
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New Zealand really knows how to handle a coronavirus.
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You know what would be good if the United States were more like New Zealand?
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They delayed the election because of the coronavirus?
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New Zealand's not so smart when they don't do what we want them to do.
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So, both Biden and Harris did not appear on any shows before the convention.
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Neither Biden nor Harris, or even any senior people from their campaign, they didn't send
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anybody out to talk on one of the biggest days of the week for the election.
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When would be the best time to replace Biden with Harris?
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Would it be that once all the Democrats are somehow at least connected by Zoom and digitally
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connected, could it be that that would be the right time for, let's say, Joe Biden to
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And because I have a sniffle, I couldn't possibly run for president.
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Is it possible that all of the conversation happening right now is around the question
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Do you think that they're having that conversation intensely?
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If they get past the convention, it's going to be a lot harder to change the ticket, won't
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It feels like there's an optimal time to do it, and then there's, it's a little harder
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So I think the conversation is about when to do it.
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It's either going to happen naturally during the term, it's going to happen effectively
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because everybody will assume that Harris is running the show, but it's going to happen.
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So I think it's possible that having nobody from the campaign talk about anything could
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be a risk management decision in which they know that anything they say today could make
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things worse, but there's nothing that could have been said yesterday on the news in terms
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There's nothing that could have made it better.
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Because whatever happens with a shakeup of the ticket would be, you know, a nuclear bomb
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of news that would make anything that happened on Sunday unimportant, unless it was a mistake.
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So the fact that they are playing to not make a mistake that aggressively tells me something's
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I'm not predicting that they'll make the change at the convention.
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I'm predicting that that's the conversation they're having.
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I did a little poll in which I asked people if they thought the Black Lives Movement protests
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were making things better or worse for black Americans.
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Now, most of the people who answered it were probably people who were Trump supporters, probably
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more male, probably more white, 80% white, something like that.
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I'm just telling you that that's who follows me.
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If you don't think that's diverse enough, I can't help it.
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But anyway, I think something like 83%, I didn't check it recently, said that the protests
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are making it worse for black people in the United States.
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Now, you might say to yourself, well, why are you asking a bunch of white people if this
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Well, that's exactly the group to ask if you want to see how the people who might have prejudice
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Because black people are not trying to convince other black people that they should get more
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They're trying to convince the very kind of people who answered my poll.
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How do you feel about this segment of society now that they've expressed a, let's say, the
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have been expressed the way they have been expressed.
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And if you get 83% or somewhere in that neighborhood saying it made things worse for black people,
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I think the, I hate to use this word, but you know what I'm talking about.
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The brand for black America, I think, is ruined for a while.
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Because it's such a bad look, because it's paired with looting and paired with pictures
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Because all those things are paired, it's just become a terrible look.
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And then the Black Lives Matter leaders saying stuff such as, the looting is reparations.
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I don't know how you could do a worse thing to the public you're trying to help.
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If black people in America thought that something like real reparations could be possible, would
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you want your, let's say, people who present themselves as leaders, the Black Lives Matter
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leaders and organizers, would you want them saying that the looting was reparations?
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That's exactly what you'd want them not to say.
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You know, I was sort of pro-looking into reparations, at least having, you know, having a legitimate
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conversation about what could and could not be done, given constraints.
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And I think that that was, you know, worth having.
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I wouldn't spend one minute talking about reparations.
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You know, I'd wait another 10 years before bringing that up.
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And I think it's going to have the biggest impact on employment.
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I think Black employment is going to take a hit.
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Because a lot of people are going to say, you know, I just don't want somebody who feels
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So it won't even be a question that the employer feels bad about the employee.
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They'll just say, why would I hire somebody I think might have a bad attitude about me?
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I don't know if it would be legal, but it would certainly be reasonable to not hire people.
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You have a high, likely, a high degree of certainty that they don't like you.
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And of course, Black Lives Matter has their priorities upside down, which is the worst thing.
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They're focusing on the police element of it, which, you know, needs a look.
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I'm not saying that you should brush that aside.
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There's something real that needs to be looked at there and made better.
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But it is also their lowest priority, or should be, because it affects the fewest people.
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Highest priority, of course, is the teachers' unions, which are the source of ongoing systemic racism.
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So if Black Lives Matter can't even fight systemic racism right, they're going after the lowest priority instead of the highest priority, the teachers' unions, it's hard to give them any credibility.
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So CNN News is about QAnon, because that embarrasses the president, and about the U.S. Postal Service being actually quite dependable.
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So CNN is trying to brainwash the country into thinking mail service is dependable.
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Have you ever had somebody else's mail delivered to your mailbox?
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Have you ever mailed anything that didn't get to its destination?
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Has anybody ever mailed something to you that you didn't get?
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I mentioned before my father worked for the post office for 30 years.
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Every night he would come home, and over dinner, he would complain about some post office inefficiency.
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So I'm as biased as you could possibly be about the efficiency of the post office.
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Back in the days when I would draw the comic strip Dilbert on paper, and I would take a copy of it and mail the original to my syndicator,
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who would then take copies and send it off to the newspapers.
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Well, what happens once the post office, where you mail your originals, what happens once they figure out your name?
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What happened after they recognized my name and realized I was the Dilbert creator,
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and I was sending a package that was about the size of original art?
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Was I the only cartoonist who put original art in the mail, and once the post office realized who was mailing it, they stole it?
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I'm not going to name names, but there's a well-known cartoonist who couldn't mail his work because the post office stole it every time.
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Now, I once had these years before there were GoFundMes.
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I wrote a story about somebody who was having trouble on a newsletter I used to do years and years ago.
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And I think I asked people to, I don't know, send, if they wanted to donate to this person who was in a bad situation,
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Now, what I didn't realize is that people wouldn't send it necessarily checks.
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So something like 80% of the people who send some money to that post office box put cash.
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You know, you put paper around the cash or whatever.
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But as soon as the post office realized that any cash, there must have been at least one that you could sort of tell there was a dollar in there or something.
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As soon as the postal employees realized that the mail going to this one post office box had cash in it,
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how much of the cash got through after the day that they realized it was cash?
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You know, there were like empty envelopes that would show up and it just like stopped one day.
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The moment they realized it was cash, they stole it all.
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So the Democrats are trying to sell you the most ridiculous notion that the post office could take a 30% hit to their traffic.
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And given the current amount of efficiency, that we would have something like a credible election that way.
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There is not really any chance of having a credible election with massive mail-in votes.
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Between now and then, there's just nothing you can do.
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Now, let me test out a, I need you to fact check this for me.
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I saw a claim that you can tell by the barcode and some codes on the outside of your ballot if you're a Republican or a Democrat.
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Can somebody confirm that that's true or not true?
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And the claim is that under the barcode, there's this, what looks like a long series of random numbers and letters.
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But one of the letters is either a D or an R indicating whether you're registered Democrat or Republican.
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If something's a little bit too on the nose, it's probably not true.
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So if you hear that the mail-in ballots have some kind of indicator on it, a subtle one, but if you knew what it was, you could look for it,
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that the indicator will tell you if you're a Democrat or Republican, that is too on the nose.
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Meaning, if that's true, well, that would be amazing.
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So usually things that, if they're true, well, that would be amazing, are usually not true.
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So somebody needs to confirm that this is true to me before I will believe it.
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But there's a report out there that you can tell just by looking at the envelope.
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If that's true, there's really no chance of a fair election.
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If you want to know how dumb the post office is,
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and again, I can say this because my father worked for the post office and he was one of the dumbest guys I've ever known.
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While we're having this big national debate about whether the post office can be a major element of a fair election,
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the postal union just endorsed one of the people running.
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The moment the postal union endorsed one of the candidates,
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that was the point when the Democrats should have said,
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I see we can't use this system anymore because now it's not only bias, but it's announced a bias.
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If we were any kind of a competent country, we would just say,
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oh, well, there's still a debate about whether it could be done fairly,
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but there's no longer a debate about whether it can be seen as credible.
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And if you think those are the same debate, they're not.
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So let me say that again because it's the most important thing.
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There's a debate about whether it can be accurate,
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and that's separate from whether the public can ever see it as credible.
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That's the end of any real chance it could be seen as credible.
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Because the people delivering the damn mail just told you who they want to win.
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I don't think it could be any clearer than that,
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That is a mountain that no amount of hard work can overcome.
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You could put a trillion dollars into making sure that the actual mail delivery was accurate.
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because the postal union picked a preferred candidate.
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but the fake news will try to conflate those two things
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and act like the credibility and the actual performance are really the same thing.
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And then there's another bit of magic where they have to act as though
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Now, as somebody who is bad at analogies said on Twitter,
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oh, sure, because, by the way, you can tell that this is a Democrat talking
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because they only use sarcasm instead of reasons.
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We don't trust the post office to deliver the ballots,
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but we do trust it for our Social Security checks.
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But we do trust it for all of our important other stuff.
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The only important thing we don't trust it for is the election.
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Yeah, all these other important things we trust it for.
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So there's no actual thinking or rational anything.
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If somebody sends you a check and you don't get it
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because it got lost in the mail or it comes a few days late,
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if your check is a couple days late or even if it gets lost.
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You can always call the person who lost it, as I have.
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Let me tell you how many times that I've not gotten a check
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something like 25 times I've had to put a stop on a check
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And so the next thing that the news will try to convince you
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is that they're actually good when you have a time constraint.
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So the reason these analogies are not appropriate
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whereas the election is the highest of all risk.
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It's literally the highest risk in the country.
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If you get that wrong, everything else falls apart.
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It doesn't matter what you're doing right with your economy,
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and the news will try to convince us that it was credible.
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It's the most amazing act of brainwashing you'll ever see.
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And they're getting pretty violent and terrible.
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was federal people protecting federal property.
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Because that's what they want to bring you nationally.
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I would do nothing but show video from the riots
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and say, this is what they want to bring to you nationally.
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if those same kinds of policies were taken nationally.
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So I don't know what the truth is on any of that.
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that a few times I've made some Twitter comments
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and let's say it was the original Dilbert books,
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And here's a character that has the same situation.
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So Dilbert got on the cover of magazines, et cetera,
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They attach it to something that's already a story.
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But you can attach anecdotes to existing stories,
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So the George Floyd thing was attached to a national story.
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You can argue whether it was a true or false story,
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but you can't argue that it was a national high-level story
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and it's the video that makes it extra, extra strong.
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It still could have been a story without the video,
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but I think you'd all agree the video gave it that extra power.
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So I think I said on Twitter it has to be on video.
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Let me adjust that to say it doesn't have to be on video,
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So the problem with the child who was killed by the neighbor
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is that it does not attach to any national story.
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And when the conservative side of the world tried to do that
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But suppose the Democrats had run that same story.
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It would have been a story about there are too many guns
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it doesn't fit in with the Black Lives Matter story,
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to attach it to a national story about gun control
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because it would work against their other propaganda.
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So, I wouldn't try too hard to get this attached to a national story
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because it's going to get attached to gun control.
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what about the national story of black-on-white murder?
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There are more than twice as many black-on-white homicides
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So, the black population is 13% of the country.
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But they have roughly equal number of crimes against the other.
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that white people are being slaughtered by black people?
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Now, I use the word slaughtered to get myself canceled
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because that's the part that will be taken out of context.