Episode 1099 Scott Adams： Brain-Dead Race Hoaxer Joe Biden is the Biggest Asshole in America. And That's Saying Something.
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In this episode of the podcast, Scott Adams talks about a fire that's getting closer and closer to his home, and how he might be forced to evacuate because of it. He also talks about Putin's latest poisoning of a critic of his, and why he thinks it's a good thing he doesn't live in Russia.
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Hey everybody, come on in. Oh do we have stuff to talk about? Boy do we! And if you
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didn't see my tweet and you didn't read the description of this periscope let
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So the other day I was testing my digital assistant from Amazon, whose name shall not be spoken
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so I don't activate all of your devices at home. And I said to my device, A-L-E-X-A, I said,
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play Coffee with Scott Adams. And sure enough, it just starts playing my, you know, at least the audio
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of my podcast. But here's the interesting part. Whatever it was playing, I guess the last time I
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had been using, you know, the player, I'd played it at maybe double speed or 1.5 speed, I'm not sure.
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So I got to hear myself at 1.5 or twice the speed. And I got to say, it's better. It's way better.
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As a presenting technique, I should tell you that I intentionally speed up the pace at which I speak
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when I'm doing it in public. But when you're the audience and you hear it back, it still doesn't
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sound fast enough, even to my own ear. So there's this weird speaker problem you have where time is
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different for the speaker than it is for the listener. So right now I'm intentionally talking
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at about maybe 50% faster than I would talk if you were here in person. And it's still not fast
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enough. So I recommend that you listen to me either on locals, you can play it faster.
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I think YouTube will do it. I think the podcast can do it as well. So speed me up. It's way better.
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So looks like Putin has poisoned another critic. I don't know what to think about that.
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It's bad. But I don't know if it changes anything, because it's not I mean, except for the person who
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got poisoned, because it's not like Putin was going to be removed from power or anything. So I don't
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know why anybody would live in that country or even live, you know, be a Russian national and
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and be opposed to Putin. And you would need a food taster for that. That's some dangerous stuff.
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I don't know how much longer I will be broadcasting the coffee with Scott Adams from this location.
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Because I'm checking every hour to see if I have to evacuate. So there's a very large fire that's
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heading my way. I'm talking about a really large fire that last I checked was 5% contained.
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And there's nothing between that enormous fire and my house, except for very burnable stuff.
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So if our in fact, my town is looks like a staging area for the fire departments, I noticed that
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there's there's one area down here, the fairgrounds that are just full of fire department people.
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So, I don't know if I'd want to stay and fight it out, because I built this house to be fireproof.
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It's a you know, I actually picked it. So it would be drought proof, I have my own well,
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should be fireproof, because it's designed to have nothing on the outside that can burn,
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something would have to get sucked in, which could happen. But externally, there's nothing that could
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catch fire. Yeah, I might have to remove one, one tree. That's a little too close. But otherwise,
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I could probably write it out, even if the rest of the neighborhood burned up. It was built,
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it was built for that specifically, that the entire neighborhood could catch on fire. As long as I
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wasn't killed by smoke exposure, the house probably won't burn. But I don't know if I'm going to take
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that chance. And I certainly wouldn't keep the animals here. So I may be evacuating soon.
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And let me say this about the governance of California. You have fucked up badly. The government
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in my state can't keep the lights on, and can't keep fires from destroying the state. Now, we did have
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a lot of bad luck this year, in the sense that I think there were 11,000 lightning strikes in the
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last 24 hours or something. So there are a lot of fires. And we don't really have lightning strikes.
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That's not really a thing that happens this time of year, typically. So it feels like between the
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coronavirus and this, it's just one thing after another. But anyway, I'll stay here as long as I can.
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Steve Bannon. Steve Bannon got arrested. We'll talk about Biden in a minute. If you're waiting for
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the swearing, that's where it's going to happen. Steve Bannon got arrested for allegedly scamming
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some money out of the fund that he had. He was attracting money to build the wall, privately build
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a wall. And here's the thing. I feel as if there's going to be a lot more to that story.
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Steve Bannon is already quite rich, according to a quick Google search has a $20 million net worth.
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I don't know if that's accurate, but that's what you can find on the internet.
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And I'm wondering, would a guy with a $20 million net worth be involved in a small scam that had these
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qualities? There are witnesses because there's somebody else involved in the scam. So there's at
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least one witness. Let's see if I have to evacuate yet. Not yet.
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So I'm a little, I'm a little skeptical that the original charge is going to stick. He pled not
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guilty. It would be easy for me to imagine that he either wasn't aware of it, some lawyer did it,
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or his partner did it, or that there was something else going on. There just might be more to that
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story. But then we also find that there's something about his connection to a rich Chinese businessman
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whose yacht he was on when he got arrested. And that part of the story might get a little more
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interesting. So we don't know what that's all about. But here's my general statement about it.
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I wouldn't assume that he's guilty of the scam. Somebody's guilty. Obviously, his partner,
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at least from what we know, looks more guilty, because he's the one receiving the money.
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If this is what it looks like, if the allegations were true, it means that
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it means that Bannon would have committed a crime primarily for the benefit of another person,
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which doesn't feel like the kind of crime that people commit, honestly. So if I had to guess,
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he's going to have a good defense. But this Chinese connection might be a little bit
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more interesting. So we'll see what comes out of that. I saw a story. It's not a current one. But
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there was a group that figured out how to build $20,000 homes. So if you've got the land, they can
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build a kind of a cute looking home for $20,000. Now, if you've got a 15 year loan, a mortgage on that,
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4%, let's say, that'd be like less than $150 a month for a mortgage. Imagine, if you will,
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this model, because this is what I'm playing with in my head. I don't think this particular
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technique they use for the $20,000 home is as good as you can do. I think you could do way better than
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that and still keep it under $20,000. In other words, make it more livable, more green, etc.
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And if you could, you can imagine a situation in which there's lots of land in the country
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that's close to free, because nobody wants to live there. There are blighted areas and cities
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where the land is almost free, or free, because nobody wants to live there. There are places that
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you could imagine that are low cost. Anyway, you could imagine a model where somebody could build
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their own $20,000 home and then build another one right next to it and rent the second one out,
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because you could probably rent one out for, I don't know, $500 a month, whereas it only costs you $150
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a month for the mortgage to pay for it. So you can imagine that people would build one for themselves,
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build a couple more on some land that they have adjacent,
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and suddenly they have not only a skill, which is building these things, they have a home and they
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built a few more for other people who don't want to build their own house, but want to live in one.
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So I think there's going to be some model in the future where people learn a low cost lifestyle
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that's sustainable, and that they can have a full good life without the things that
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usually would be more expensive. I think that's where it has to go. It's not like just that I want
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it to go there. It kind of has to go there, because it's the only solution that's left,
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the way things have shaped up. And maybe we need some kind of an executive order so you can get loans
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for this sort of thing, because right now you could never get a loan for it. By the way, how messed up is
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this? You can't get a loan for a $20,000 house. Do you know why? Even if you had good credit,
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everything was good, you had a job, you qualified, you still couldn't get a loan for a $20,000 house.
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And the reason is that the bank's own internal costs to service any loan, doesn't matter how big it is,
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the administrative cost of it is about $2,300 or something like that. And it doesn't matter if
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you made a million dollar loan or a $20,000 loan. So what does the bank want to do? It doesn't want
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to make any $20,000 loans that are not profitable, because their overhead would be more than they can
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make from the loan. So there are some structural things that would need to be cleared away before you
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could do this simple, simple thing. All right, maybe we need some kind of executive orders for that.
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I hardly know where to start. It was such a bad evening, dressed up as a good evening. Now,
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I was, of course, immediately drawn to watch CNN as soon as Biden was done speaking, because I wanted
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to see how they would treat it. You knew they were going to say it was the best speech he's ever given.
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That was kind of baked into it. And then, of course, there would be conservatives who said,
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oh, my God, it's terrible. You know, he was just reading off a teleprompter. But the
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fact that he based his campaign on being, A, the guy of good character, the one who cares,
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at the same time and in the same speech, perpetrated the most divisive race hoax in American history,
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the fine people hoax. Now, you'll see the left fighting back this morning. Media Matters and
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others are trying to double down on the lie because there are so many people in the public,
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such as me, for example, you know, Joe Pollack, Steve Cortez. Yeah, I saw Charles Payne. I saw Ali
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Alexander. I saw Jack Posobiec. You know, just probably hundreds of people who have some clout,
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at least on social media, saying, no, that's like a totally debunked hoax. He's basing his campaign
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on a debunked hoax. Now, what do the people who believe the hoax say? Ho, ho, ho, you right-wing
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crazy people. You're trying to tell us that we didn't see it with our own eyes? We didn't hear
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it with our own ears? Oh, no. I saw it and I heard it, and I can prove it. Here's the video of what I
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saw and what I heard. Here it is. And then they'll show the edited video, which is the hoax. If they show
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the whole video, it shows Trump, without prompting, and this is the important part, there was no
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prompting, said, I'm not talking about the neo-Nazis and the white nationalists. They should be condemned
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totally. If you leave that part out, it could be misunderstood that he was praising the people
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with the torches. And so, in order not to be misconstrued later, without prompting, Trump clarified
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to make sure you wouldn't interpret it wrong. And they lopped that part off and made it the central
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part of Biden's campaign. So, they turned the truth into a lie by getting rid of the clarification.
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And beyond that, there's a second lie that's baked in. And the second lie is this, that it matters who
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was there. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if there were any fine people there. It doesn't
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matter if there was anybody there who disavowed the racist and just liked the statues. It doesn't
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matter because Trump gave his assumption that he thought there were fine people there who fit that
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category of not racist. And then he spoke to his assumption. Worst case scenario is that he was
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mistaken about who attended. Right? That's the worst it could be, is he thought there were some fine
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people. But once you looked into it, maybe there weren't. Except that I looked into it personally,
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because I'd said some things in public which caused people to contact me. And people, several of them,
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and you can ask, well, why don't you give me their names? Of course I'm not going to give you their
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names. Are you kidding me? One of them actually said that I could. And I said, let me talk you out of
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that. You don't want your name attached to any of this, but I do want to hear your story. And one of
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the attendees was Jewish. He had a Jewish background. Now, do you think that the Jewish guy was marching
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with the tiki torch people saying, you know, Jews must not replace us? I mean, seriously. He was against
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the racists. He just was there for rallying for the statues. Now, you could argue that you shouldn't
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support statues because, you know, that alone is racist. I don't support statues. I think they're offensive
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and should be taken down, the Confederate ones. But you'd have to explain how it is that something
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like a quarter or a third of black citizens are in favor of keeping the statues. If you can't possibly
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be a good person and want to keep the statues just for history, even knowing that they're offensive to
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some people, how do you explain that quite a number of black people want to keep the statues?
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Are they not fine people? The only way this hoax can exist is if you never talk to anybody who
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attended. Watch the people debunking what they think is the debunk. The people who are trying to say
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that the fine people hoax was real, that it really happened, will only describe it from the perspective
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of the media reports at the time. And they will say, well, there you go. There's no media report
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at the time of any fine people. But I talk to them in person. Like I personally talk to them
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on the telephone, but I personally talk to them. And they tell me the story about showing up.
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In one case, they didn't know who organized it at all. They had no idea who organized it,
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but they knew there was something going on about statues. They were local. And they said, well,
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we're local. We want to keep statues. There's something about that going on. We'll show up and give
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our opinion. That's it. Were they marching with the races? No, they never got close to the marchers
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because the police stopped anybody coming in after a point and said, don't go over there.
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And so they didn't. They were sort of trapped in a, you know, in a police confined area.
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And then when it was over, they all went home. That's it. Now, if the president was wrong about
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who attended, that should be the story. He was incorrect about who attended. Do you know who else
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was incorrect about who attended? Fucking everybody. Every fucking person who thinks
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this hoax is real is incorrect about who attended. Every fucking one of them. I know because I talked
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to them. The president, worst case scenario, is in their category of not knowing who attended.
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Worst case, that's it. So Joe Biden tries to sell himself as the kind and caring guy, the man with
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character, and that he bases his whole fucking campaign on the fine people hoax. Do I care that
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he's a lying piece of shit? Not really. I don't care if Biden is an asshole. I mean, you know,
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politicians can be bad people. I don't really care that he's a lying piece of shit. But I do care
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that he painted a fucking target on my back. This is personal. This isn't about politics anymore.
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This isn't about the tax rate. This isn't about any fucking thing, except this asshole, one of the
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worst fucking people in the whole goddamn world, just painted another target on my fucking back.
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Now, it would be one thing if he had said it once. I'd say, well, you know, he tried it out and it
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didn't work. But making it the centerpiece of his whole fucking campaign, that is going to make me
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vote for the first time. First time recently. As you know, I famously don't vote because I don't want
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to be biased. I don't want to be on a team. But I think this is not about politics anymore.
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This is self-defense. I'm going to vote for self-defense because this fucking guy can't be
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in charge. Not with the race hoax. Now, people are going to say, well, what about Trump? What about
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the things he says that are not true? Well, yeah, he might say some things that don't pass the fact
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checkers. Maybe. But are they ever like this? This isn't like anything he's ever fucking done.
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He told you he wanted to keep crime out of the country and then that turned into he's a racist.
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Trying to protect your country is the fucking job of the president. It's the opposite of what
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fucking asshole Joe Biden is doing. He is not trying to protect the country. He's trying to tear it
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apart. The fucking fine people hoax is not like other lies. It's the tentpole fucking hoax that
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makes people who are stupid and believe the fake news think that it's all true. Because if they see
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this one's true, they say, well, it must be true that the other thing they're saying about it is true.
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It's the only one that they think they saw with their own eyes and heard with their own ears
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because it got edited so they don't hear the clarification. And because they're sure that
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one's true, it makes all the other things that don't have actual evidence or any credibility to
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them whatsoever seem clearly true. But worse, it makes it seem like anybody who supports Trump
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must clearly know that he was supporting these fine people and therefore it makes us look like
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assholes. Joe Biden, if you're making your fellow citizens targets for violence and discrimination,
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and you're doing it fucking intentionally, you are not worthy of being a fucking citizen in this
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country, much less a leader. You have not qualified at the basic level of understanding the goddamn
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constitution, which should treat us equally and should not have you targeting your fucking fellow
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citizens for violence and for discrimination. You goddamn fucking piece of shit. And it's worse.
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It's worse than that. Here's why it's worse. And I just wrote a blog on locals that I shared. You can see
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this. Even if you're not a subscriber, I shared it on Twitter so you can see it.
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Okay. Joe Biden has introduced a new form of fucking slavery. That's right. He just introduced
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a new form of fucking slavery. Because this, this fine people hoax has the intention of first of all
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winning the election, duh, but also to bind black people, black voters to the Democrat party. If he does
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that, and it looks like he's succeeding, he has once again taken away all black political power.
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If you live in this country, and you're allegedly a fucking citizen, shouldn't you get some political
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power? How about that? Why do white people have political power? Why do they? How come black people
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can't have political power? Because you don't have any fucking political power if you just vote Democrat.
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Because asshole Joe Biden told you the biggest fucking lie in American history, and you fucking
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bought it. You fucking believed it. Because you watch CNN, and you think it's news. It's not news.
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It stopped being news several years ago. It's pure fucking propaganda. And you know who else is?
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Fox fucking news. Fox news, you are just as fucking guilty as CNN. No, no better. No better.
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I will make exceptions for some of the hosts on Fox news. Greg Goffeld, being a notable exception,
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has called out this hoax. But it's pretty fucking clear that whoever is producing Fox news is not too
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interested in killing this hoax. It's pretty fucking clear. So whoever is running Fox news, you assholes,
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you fucking assholes, fix this. You've got the responsibility because you're the main vehicle,
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or voice for the people who support Trump, where you used to be. What the fuck happened? What the fuck
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happened? I turn on the news last night, and I'm watching Fox news talking about what a great fucking
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speech it is, without talking about the center of the goddamn speech being the biggest race hoax in the
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life. How the fuck do you leave that out? How is that not the most important fucking thing to say
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about the whole fucking event? That he was tearing the country apart intentionally with a fucking
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hoax? How is that okay? Media Matters is trying to debunk the debunk and acting as if there go those
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crazy right-wing people acting like it didn't happen when we all saw it on video. Yeah, you saw the hoax
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video, you fucking assholes. Everybody saw the hoax because that's the one you show. Show the rest of
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it, fuckers. If you read the Media Matters piece that tries to debunk the debunk, it actually
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includes the statement where Trump says specifically he's not talking about the racists. They actually
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include that and act like you didn't see it. It's the most amazing fucking thing I've ever seen in my
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life. So Joe Biden, you fucking piece of shit. Don't try to sell us on character when that's the worst
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thing anybody's ever done as a politician in this fucking country. You can't find anything that Trump
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did, anything that fucking Nixon did that's worse than this. Nothing.
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All right. I might have a few more things to say about this. John Avalon, the douchebag on CNN who
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just says everything that Republicans do is terrible. He said this this morning, empathy and decency may be
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the word most used in this convention. Really? Empathy and decency. Because those are the qualities that
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define Biden. Let's take that as true. Let's say that according to the people who support Biden,
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the qualities that define him are empathy and decency. Good. That would be a reason not to make him the
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fucking president. Let me explain to you what a good leader is. A good leader is somebody who can do some
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hard stuff. A good leader is tough. You want a leader who has empathy, but not as their guiding
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fucking principle. Because if empathy is your guiding principle, you are going to get fucking
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walked on. China is going to eat your goddamn lunch like they will if Biden is president. Iran is going to
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fucking take over the Middle East because you're a fucking pussy who's leading with your empathy and
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decency. Do you know what I want less of? Less of that for my commander in chief. Less of that. Yeah,
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I want somebody who obviously cares. You want somebody who wants what's good for the country.
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But the presidency is unique. You need a warrior there and somebody who is a warrior against your
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enemies. Not somebody who's a warrior against your own fucking citizens, which is what Biden has
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literally promoted himself as being. I will be the guy who demonizes half of the fucking country.
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Elect me. No, I want him to demonize fucking China, who's sending boatloads of their goddamn fentanyl over
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here to kill our fucking citizens while your fucking son is taking a billion dollars from them.
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Disqualified. Dis-fucking-qualified. You shouldn't be a dog catcher in this goddamn country,
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much less the fucking president. I want a president who has transparency and has married his own personal
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fate to the fate of the country. You get that? There is no scenario in which a president can do a
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shitty job and somehow it works out well for the guy who did the shitty job. That's not a thing.
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There's too much transparency, too many people watching, even in the room, all the secret stuff.
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It would all come out. There is no scenario in which Trump could even imagine in his head
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that there's something that would be good for him that's simultaneously bad for the country.
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You want that guy. You want a warrior who cares, cares about the country. Trump obviously does. And I
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would say that anybody who becomes president cares about the fucking country. That is the lowest standard.
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You could throw a dart into a fucking crowd and find somebody who cared about the country. That's
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not hard. You couldn't set the bar lower for fucking Joe Biden. Do you know what they don't say when
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they're complimenting him? Oh, they do say, oh, he's got some empathy and some decency. What they don't say
00:29:28.380
is he's got capability. They don't say he's got a good track record because he doesn't. They don't say
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his brain is working because it isn't. They don't say he could survive the fucking first term because he
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can't. Then, of course, he had his his incredible ideas for coronavirus, which is to reward Trump's
00:29:53.060
actual current policy into angry dementia talk and act like it's not fucking happening. And he can
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depend on his lap dogs and the fake news to report it just the same way. Like Trump isn't doing any of
00:30:06.300
these things. Oh, do you know what Trump never thought of? How about rapid testing? Trump never
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thought of rapid testing. Did anybody not think of rapid fucking testing? That's Biden's big
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improvement. How about if we'll do? I've got an idea. How about doing rapid testing? Yeah, nobody
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fucking thought of that before. If we could do that right away, we'd be doing fucking rapid testing.
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Now, it should be noted that there's a different kind of testing, the paper strip kind of test that
00:30:39.720
you don't have to mail anywhere and you don't need a machine. It just changes color. That kind of test,
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the Trump administration has not told us why they won't use it and they won't tell us they will.
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That's a failure. If you'd like to see me being objective, I would say that they have failed
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completely. So let me keep my scorn all the places it belongs. Whatever the fuck is happening with the
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FDA, and by the way, Trump needs to explain this. Trump not talking about this topic of the paper
00:31:23.280
test strips, even to rule it out, which would be fine. If there's a reason to rule it out, I'd like
00:31:29.100
to hear it. But not talking about it is fucking disqualifying too. If you don't hear Trump talk
00:31:36.700
about this in the next few weeks, fuck him too. I'm voting for Kanye. Seriously, I'm going to vote
00:31:41.580
for Kanye if I don't hear anything about these fucking test strips, because that's not even close
00:31:46.560
to competent. All right. I think most of the other stuff with the coronavirus, I'd say is as good as
00:31:52.100
you could do under the situation. But whatever that happens with these fucking test strips, which by the
00:31:56.780
way, is not what Biden was talking about. He doesn't know the fucking difference between the types of
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tests. He just said, Oh, how about fast testing? Like we hadn't fucking thought of that. No, Trump's got
00:32:07.780
some explaining to do. This is a fail without even at least talking about it. The test strips,
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specifically the paper test strips that don't require a machine and don't have to be sent anywhere
00:32:25.780
So apparently there was a big mistake by the anti-Biden people in painting him as so incompetent
00:32:33.740
that he couldn't appear in public. And CNN managed to turn this into, oh, you know, people and even
00:32:43.140
Fox News did this, even Fox, Chris Wallace was saying, anybody who thought Biden would be, you know,
00:32:50.140
unable to, you know, put his words together, they were disappointed. Because you could see Biden was
00:32:57.040
perfectly capable that night. Perfectly capable at what? He gave the shortest acceptance speech
00:33:03.720
in modern history. Did you know that? It was the shortest one. Coincidence? Is it a coincidence
00:33:09.820
that the guy who might not have too much stamina also had the shortest acceptance speech? Could be a
00:33:17.360
coincidence. Probably not. And did anybody on the right believe that that Biden was incapable of reading
00:33:25.680
off a teleprompter? What was essentially his stump speech that he's probably got memorized? Nobody really
00:33:32.000
thought he was so gone yet that he couldn't read and stand. All he did last night is stand upright
00:33:40.400
for less time than any modern president before him, or even candidate, and read. He fucking read in
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public. And what did this people on CNN do? They had tears in their eyes. Oh, it was the best speech
00:33:57.360
Joe Biden has ever done. He's unified the country. We have finally found real leadership. All he did was
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stand for a little bit and read a fucking teleprompter. And now he's the best politician
00:34:10.980
who ever lived. I think we set the bar a little too low. Let me remind CNN and all the fucking idiots
00:34:17.460
over there, as well as at Fox, that the bar is, can he do things that are new? That's the question.
00:34:27.060
Nobody's really questioning whether he can fucking read. I don't know if anybody has said he's so gone,
00:34:34.940
I don't know if he can read. Nobody fucking said that. And, you know, it's the CNN way to conflate
00:34:44.480
things that don't belong together. Can you debate is a little bit fucking different from can you read.
00:34:52.500
Those are not similar tasks. All right. Maybe that's all I needed to say.
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Okay. So once again, I will be spending some part of my day debunking this stupid fucking fine people
00:35:16.180
hoax. Once again, once again. Yeah, Fox News is not off the hook on this. They got a lot of explaining
00:35:26.100
for this, frankly. And I'm going to go register to vote. I don't know how you do that. I guess you do
00:35:33.320
it online. I mean, I haven't done it in so long that I don't remember how it's even done. So I'm
00:35:38.820
going to register to vote. If Trump says something about this test strip idea, then I'll vote for him.
00:35:47.880
If we don't hear anything about the test strips and, you know, other countries are using it and,
00:35:53.060
you know, it just gets ignored, I'm going to assume there's something wrong, just something wrong.
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And I'm going to vote for Kanye. I'll write it in. But I'm not going to fucking vote for Joe Biden.
00:36:04.920
All right. Yeah, he could ride a bike and he can drive. Biden could ride a bike and he can drive a
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car for a block. We're very impressed with him. All right. I've got to go check on whether I need to
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evacuate or when, because as I said, the fire is approaching my house and it doesn't make me happy.