Real Coffee with Scott Adams - Episode 1099 Scott Adams： Brain-Dead Race Hoaxer Joe Biden is the Biggest Asshole in America. And That's Saying Something.

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00:01:04.960 So the other day I was testing my digital assistant from Amazon, whose name shall not be spoken

00:01:14.460 so I don't activate all of your devices at home. And I said to my device, A-L-E-X-A, I said,

00:01:21.880 play Coffee with Scott Adams. And sure enough, it just starts playing my, you know, at least the audio

00:01:29.380 of my podcast. But here's the interesting part. Whatever it was playing, I guess the last time I

00:01:35.920 had been using, you know, the player, I'd played it at maybe double speed or 1.5 speed, I'm not sure.

00:01:43.620 So I got to hear myself at 1.5 or twice the speed. And I got to say, it's better. It's way better.

00:01:55.220 As a presenting technique, I should tell you that I intentionally speed up the pace at which I speak

00:02:02.780 when I'm doing it in public. But when you're the audience and you hear it back, it still doesn't

00:02:09.120 sound fast enough, even to my own ear. So there's this weird speaker problem you have where time is

00:02:17.560 different for the speaker than it is for the listener. So right now I'm intentionally talking

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00:02:34.340 I think YouTube will do it. I think the podcast can do it as well. So speed me up. It's way better.

00:02:43.860 So looks like Putin has poisoned another critic. I don't know what to think about that.

00:02:51.140 It's bad. But I don't know if it changes anything, because it's not I mean, except for the person who

00:02:57.560 got poisoned, because it's not like Putin was going to be removed from power or anything. So I don't

00:03:04.760 know why anybody would live in that country or even live, you know, be a Russian national and

00:03:12.280 and be opposed to Putin. And you would need a food taster for that. That's some dangerous stuff.

00:03:18.920 I don't know how much longer I will be broadcasting the coffee with Scott Adams from this location.

00:03:28.280 Because I'm checking every hour to see if I have to evacuate. So there's a very large fire that's

00:03:35.820 heading my way. I'm talking about a really large fire that last I checked was 5% contained.

00:03:42.920 And there's nothing between that enormous fire and my house, except for very burnable stuff.

00:03:53.480 So if our in fact, my town is looks like a staging area for the fire departments, I noticed that

00:04:00.840 there's there's one area down here, the fairgrounds that are just full of fire department people.

00:04:05.960 So, I don't know if I'd want to stay and fight it out, because I built this house to be fireproof.

00:04:15.560 It's a you know, I actually picked it. So it would be drought proof, I have my own well,

00:04:21.640 should be fireproof, because it's designed to have nothing on the outside that can burn,

00:04:26.680 something would have to get sucked in, which could happen. But externally, there's nothing that could

00:04:33.320 catch fire. Yeah, I might have to remove one, one tree. That's a little too close. But otherwise,

00:04:43.640 I could probably write it out, even if the rest of the neighborhood burned up. It was built,

00:04:48.040 it was built for that specifically, that the entire neighborhood could catch on fire. As long as I

00:04:53.720 wasn't killed by smoke exposure, the house probably won't burn. But I don't know if I'm going to take

00:05:00.280 that chance. And I certainly wouldn't keep the animals here. So I may be evacuating soon.

00:05:08.600 And let me say this about the governance of California. You have fucked up badly. The government 1.00

00:05:17.720 in my state can't keep the lights on, and can't keep fires from destroying the state. Now, we did have

00:05:25.800 a lot of bad luck this year, in the sense that I think there were 11,000 lightning strikes in the

00:05:31.320 last 24 hours or something. So there are a lot of fires. And we don't really have lightning strikes.

00:05:38.280 That's not really a thing that happens this time of year, typically. So it feels like between the

00:05:45.880 coronavirus and this, it's just one thing after another. But anyway, I'll stay here as long as I can.

00:05:53.800 Steve Bannon. Steve Bannon got arrested. We'll talk about Biden in a minute. If you're waiting for

00:06:00.040 the swearing, that's where it's going to happen. Steve Bannon got arrested for allegedly scamming

00:06:06.600 some money out of the fund that he had. He was attracting money to build the wall, privately build

00:06:13.000 a wall. And here's the thing. I feel as if there's going to be a lot more to that story.

00:06:20.280 Steve Bannon is already quite rich, according to a quick Google search has a $20 million net worth.

00:06:33.320 I don't know if that's accurate, but that's what you can find on the internet.

00:06:38.360 And I'm wondering, would a guy with a $20 million net worth be involved in a small scam that had these

00:06:45.400 qualities? There are witnesses because there's somebody else involved in the scam. So there's at

00:06:51.880 least one witness. Let's see if I have to evacuate yet. Not yet.

00:07:00.680 So I'm a little, I'm a little skeptical that the original charge is going to stick. He pled not

00:07:12.680 guilty. It would be easy for me to imagine that he either wasn't aware of it, some lawyer did it,

00:07:19.320 or his partner did it, or that there was something else going on. There just might be more to that

00:07:25.880 story. But then we also find that there's something about his connection to a rich Chinese businessman

00:07:35.080 whose yacht he was on when he got arrested. And that part of the story might get a little more

00:07:40.200 interesting. So we don't know what that's all about. But here's my general statement about it.

00:07:45.800 I wouldn't assume that he's guilty of the scam. Somebody's guilty. Obviously, his partner,

00:07:55.080 at least from what we know, looks more guilty, because he's the one receiving the money.

00:08:01.720 If this is what it looks like, if the allegations were true, it means that

00:08:08.120 it means that Bannon would have committed a crime primarily for the benefit of another person,

00:08:19.080 which doesn't feel like the kind of crime that people commit, honestly. So if I had to guess,

00:08:25.160 he's going to have a good defense. But this Chinese connection might be a little bit 0.91

00:08:29.640 more interesting. So we'll see what comes out of that. I saw a story. It's not a current one. But

00:08:38.600 there was a group that figured out how to build $20,000 homes. So if you've got the land, they can

00:08:44.680 build a kind of a cute looking home for $20,000. Now, if you've got a 15 year loan, a mortgage on that,

00:08:53.560 4%, let's say, that'd be like less than $150 a month for a mortgage. Imagine, if you will,

00:09:01.800 this model, because this is what I'm playing with in my head. I don't think this particular

00:09:07.560 technique they use for the $20,000 home is as good as you can do. I think you could do way better than

00:09:13.720 that and still keep it under $20,000. In other words, make it more livable, more green, etc.

00:09:20.040 And if you could, you can imagine a situation in which there's lots of land in the country

00:09:27.640 that's close to free, because nobody wants to live there. There are blighted areas and cities

00:09:36.280 where the land is almost free, or free, because nobody wants to live there. There are places that

00:09:43.160 you could imagine that are low cost. Anyway, you could imagine a model where somebody could build

00:09:49.080 their own $20,000 home and then build another one right next to it and rent the second one out,

00:09:58.040 because you could probably rent one out for, I don't know, $500 a month, whereas it only costs you $150

00:10:06.520 a month for the mortgage to pay for it. So you can imagine that people would build one for themselves,

00:10:12.760 build a couple more on some land that they have adjacent,

00:10:15.400 and suddenly they have not only a skill, which is building these things, they have a home and they

00:10:22.360 built a few more for other people who don't want to build their own house, but want to live in one.

00:10:27.720 So I think there's going to be some model in the future where people learn a low cost lifestyle

00:10:34.200 that's sustainable, and that they can have a full good life without the things that

00:10:41.320 usually would be more expensive. I think that's where it has to go. It's not like just that I want

00:10:46.600 it to go there. It kind of has to go there, because it's the only solution that's left,

00:10:51.720 the way things have shaped up. And maybe we need some kind of an executive order so you can get loans

00:10:58.120 for this sort of thing, because right now you could never get a loan for it. By the way, how messed up is

00:11:03.960 this? You can't get a loan for a $20,000 house. Do you know why? Even if you had good credit,

00:11:13.960 everything was good, you had a job, you qualified, you still couldn't get a loan for a $20,000 house.

00:11:21.800 And the reason is that the bank's own internal costs to service any loan, doesn't matter how big it is,

00:11:29.000 the administrative cost of it is about $2,300 or something like that. And it doesn't matter if

00:11:34.920 you made a million dollar loan or a $20,000 loan. So what does the bank want to do? It doesn't want

00:11:41.240 to make any $20,000 loans that are not profitable, because their overhead would be more than they can

00:11:46.760 make from the loan. So there are some structural things that would need to be cleared away before you

00:11:52.760 could do this simple, simple thing. All right, maybe we need some kind of executive orders for that. 0.91

00:11:59.560 Let's talk about Joe Biden.

00:12:04.840 I hardly know where to start. It was such a bad evening, dressed up as a good evening. Now,

00:12:16.120 I was, of course, immediately drawn to watch CNN as soon as Biden was done speaking, because I wanted

00:12:22.760 to see how they would treat it. You knew they were going to say it was the best speech he's ever given.

00:12:27.480 That was kind of baked into it. And then, of course, there would be conservatives who said,

00:12:33.400 oh, my God, it's terrible. You know, he was just reading off a teleprompter. But the

00:12:38.120 fact that he based his campaign on being, A, the guy of good character, the one who cares,

00:12:49.000 at the same time and in the same speech, perpetrated the most divisive race hoax in American history,

00:12:56.920 the fine people hoax. Now, you'll see the left fighting back this morning. Media Matters and

00:13:03.000 others are trying to double down on the lie because there are so many people in the public,

00:13:08.680 such as me, for example, you know, Joe Pollack, Steve Cortez. Yeah, I saw Charles Payne. I saw Ali

00:13:18.120 Alexander. I saw Jack Posobiec. You know, just probably hundreds of people who have some clout,

00:13:25.560 at least on social media, saying, no, that's like a totally debunked hoax. He's basing his campaign

00:13:32.200 on a debunked hoax. Now, what do the people who believe the hoax say? Ho, ho, ho, you right-wing

00:13:39.880 crazy people. You're trying to tell us that we didn't see it with our own eyes? We didn't hear 0.98

00:13:45.800 it with our own ears? Oh, no. I saw it and I heard it, and I can prove it. Here's the video of what I

00:13:53.280 saw and what I heard. Here it is. And then they'll show the edited video, which is the hoax. If they show

00:14:00.640 the whole video, it shows Trump, without prompting, and this is the important part, there was no

00:14:07.240 prompting, said, I'm not talking about the neo-Nazis and the white nationalists. They should be condemned 0.88

00:14:12.740 totally. If you leave that part out, it could be misunderstood that he was praising the people

00:14:20.540 with the torches. And so, in order not to be misconstrued later, without prompting, Trump clarified

00:14:30.480 to make sure you wouldn't interpret it wrong. And they lopped that part off and made it the central

00:14:37.460 part of Biden's campaign. So, they turned the truth into a lie by getting rid of the clarification.

00:14:45.340 And beyond that, there's a second lie that's baked in. And the second lie is this, that it matters who

00:14:53.760 was there. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if there were any fine people there. It doesn't

00:15:02.180 matter if there was anybody there who disavowed the racist and just liked the statues. It doesn't

00:15:08.960 matter because Trump gave his assumption that he thought there were fine people there who fit that

00:15:15.980 category of not racist. And then he spoke to his assumption. Worst case scenario is that he was

00:15:24.420 mistaken about who attended. Right? That's the worst it could be, is he thought there were some fine

00:15:30.980 people. But once you looked into it, maybe there weren't. Except that I looked into it personally,

00:15:38.680 because I'd said some things in public which caused people to contact me. And people, several of them,

00:15:48.340 and you can ask, well, why don't you give me their names? Of course I'm not going to give you their

00:15:53.020 names. Are you kidding me? One of them actually said that I could. And I said, let me talk you out of

00:15:59.400 that. You don't want your name attached to any of this, but I do want to hear your story. And one of

00:16:05.660 the attendees was Jewish. He had a Jewish background. Now, do you think that the Jewish guy was marching

00:16:13.440 with the tiki torch people saying, you know, Jews must not replace us? I mean, seriously. He was against

00:16:21.000 the racists. He just was there for rallying for the statues. Now, you could argue that you shouldn't

00:16:27.360 support statues because, you know, that alone is racist. I don't support statues. I think they're offensive

00:16:33.980 and should be taken down, the Confederate ones. But you'd have to explain how it is that something 0.78

00:16:44.580 like a quarter or a third of black citizens are in favor of keeping the statues. If you can't possibly 0.98

00:16:51.620 be a good person and want to keep the statues just for history, even knowing that they're offensive to

00:16:58.060 some people, how do you explain that quite a number of black people want to keep the statues?

00:17:04.360 Are they not fine people? The only way this hoax can exist is if you never talk to anybody who

00:17:11.460 attended. Watch the people debunking what they think is the debunk. The people who are trying to say

00:17:21.800 that the fine people hoax was real, that it really happened, will only describe it from the perspective

00:17:30.280 of the media reports at the time. And they will say, well, there you go. There's no media report

00:17:37.620 at the time of any fine people. But I talk to them in person. Like I personally talk to them

00:17:46.140 on the telephone, but I personally talk to them. And they tell me the story about showing up.

00:17:51.960 In one case, they didn't know who organized it at all. They had no idea who organized it,

00:17:57.140 but they knew there was something going on about statues. They were local. And they said, well,

00:18:02.240 we're local. We want to keep statues. There's something about that going on. We'll show up and give

00:18:07.260 our opinion. That's it. Were they marching with the races? No, they never got close to the marchers 0.86

00:18:14.980 because the police stopped anybody coming in after a point and said, don't go over there.

00:18:20.280 And so they didn't. They were sort of trapped in a, you know, in a police confined area.

00:18:25.560 And then when it was over, they all went home. That's it. Now, if the president was wrong about

00:18:31.880 who attended, that should be the story. He was incorrect about who attended. Do you know who else

00:18:38.660 was incorrect about who attended? Fucking everybody. Every fucking person who thinks 1.00

00:18:45.400 this hoax is real is incorrect about who attended. Every fucking one of them. I know because I talked 1.00

00:18:51.880 to them. The president, worst case scenario, is in their category of not knowing who attended.

00:19:00.040 Worst case, that's it. So Joe Biden tries to sell himself as the kind and caring guy, the man with

00:19:10.080 character, and that he bases his whole fucking campaign on the fine people hoax. Do I care that 0.98

00:19:17.680 he's a lying piece of shit? Not really. I don't care if Biden is an asshole. I mean, you know, 1.00

00:19:26.500 politicians can be bad people. I don't really care that he's a lying piece of shit. But I do care 1.00

00:19:34.360 that he painted a fucking target on my back. This is personal. This isn't about politics anymore. 1.00

00:19:41.540 This isn't about the tax rate. This isn't about any fucking thing, except this asshole, one of the 1.00

00:19:48.340 worst fucking people in the whole goddamn world, just painted another target on my fucking back. 1.00

00:19:56.500 Now, it would be one thing if he had said it once. I'd say, well, you know, he tried it out and it 1.00

00:20:02.480 didn't work. But making it the centerpiece of his whole fucking campaign, that is going to make me 0.99

00:20:09.840 vote for the first time. First time recently. As you know, I famously don't vote because I don't want 0.99

00:20:18.520 to be biased. I don't want to be on a team. But I think this is not about politics anymore.

00:20:25.560 This is self-defense. I'm going to vote for self-defense because this fucking guy can't be 0.99

00:20:31.640 in charge. Not with the race hoax. Now, people are going to say, well, what about Trump? What about 1.00

00:20:37.560 the things he says that are not true? Well, yeah, he might say some things that don't pass the fact

00:20:43.200 checkers. Maybe. But are they ever like this? This isn't like anything he's ever fucking done.

00:20:52.060 He told you he wanted to keep crime out of the country and then that turned into he's a racist. 0.99

00:20:57.020 Trying to protect your country is the fucking job of the president. It's the opposite of what 0.99

00:21:02.060 fucking asshole Joe Biden is doing. He is not trying to protect the country. He's trying to tear it 1.00

00:21:08.060 apart. The fucking fine people hoax is not like other lies. It's the tentpole fucking hoax that 0.99

00:21:16.420 makes people who are stupid and believe the fake news think that it's all true. Because if they see 1.00

00:21:22.820 this one's true, they say, well, it must be true that the other thing they're saying about it is true.

00:21:27.420 It's the only one that they think they saw with their own eyes and heard with their own ears

00:21:32.160 because it got edited so they don't hear the clarification. And because they're sure that

00:21:38.200 one's true, it makes all the other things that don't have actual evidence or any credibility to

00:21:43.520 them whatsoever seem clearly true. But worse, it makes it seem like anybody who supports Trump

00:21:49.500 must clearly know that he was supporting these fine people and therefore it makes us look like 0.99

00:21:56.100 assholes. Joe Biden, if you're making your fellow citizens targets for violence and discrimination, 0.98

00:22:04.400 and you're doing it fucking intentionally, you are not worthy of being a fucking citizen in this 1.00

00:22:13.040 country, much less a leader. You have not qualified at the basic level of understanding the goddamn 1.00

00:22:20.300 constitution, which should treat us equally and should not have you targeting your fucking fellow 1.00

00:22:27.120 citizens for violence and for discrimination. You goddamn fucking piece of shit. And it's worse. 1.00

00:22:34.880 It's worse than that. Here's why it's worse. And I just wrote a blog on locals that I shared. You can see

00:22:40.680 this. Even if you're not a subscriber, I shared it on Twitter so you can see it.

00:22:45.260 Okay. Joe Biden has introduced a new form of fucking slavery. That's right. He just introduced 0.99

00:22:53.460 a new form of fucking slavery. Because this, this fine people hoax has the intention of first of all 0.99

00:23:00.180 winning the election, duh, but also to bind black people, black voters to the Democrat party. If he does 0.74

00:23:08.140 that, and it looks like he's succeeding, he has once again taken away all black political power. 0.99

00:23:15.060 If you live in this country, and you're allegedly a fucking citizen, shouldn't you get some political 0.99

00:23:22.020 power? How about that? Why do white people have political power? Why do they? How come black people 1.00

00:23:28.620 can't have political power? Because you don't have any fucking political power if you just vote Democrat. 1.00

00:23:33.620 Because asshole Joe Biden told you the biggest fucking lie in American history, and you fucking 1.00

00:23:39.520 bought it. You fucking believed it. Because you watch CNN, and you think it's news. It's not news. 1.00

00:23:45.920 It stopped being news several years ago. It's pure fucking propaganda. And you know who else is? 0.99

00:23:51.560 Fox fucking news. Fox news, you are just as fucking guilty as CNN. No, no better. No better. 1.00

00:24:00.060 I will make exceptions for some of the hosts on Fox news. Greg Goffeld, being a notable exception,

00:24:07.980 has called out this hoax. But it's pretty fucking clear that whoever is producing Fox news is not too 0.84

00:24:14.300 interested in killing this hoax. It's pretty fucking clear. So whoever is running Fox news, you assholes, 0.99

00:24:21.640 you fucking assholes, fix this. You've got the responsibility because you're the main vehicle, 1.00

00:24:29.960 or voice for the people who support Trump, where you used to be. What the fuck happened? What the fuck 0.99

00:24:37.540 happened? I turn on the news last night, and I'm watching Fox news talking about what a great fucking 1.00

00:24:43.120 speech it is, without talking about the center of the goddamn speech being the biggest race hoax in the 1.00

00:24:49.660 life. How the fuck do you leave that out? How is that not the most important fucking thing to say 1.00

00:24:55.000 about the whole fucking event? That he was tearing the country apart intentionally with a fucking 1.00

00:25:01.920 hoax? How is that okay? Media Matters is trying to debunk the debunk and acting as if there go those 1.00

00:25:10.140 crazy right-wing people acting like it didn't happen when we all saw it on video. Yeah, you saw the hoax

00:25:16.460 video, you fucking assholes. Everybody saw the hoax because that's the one you show. Show the rest of 1.00

00:25:23.100 it, fuckers. If you read the Media Matters piece that tries to debunk the debunk, it actually 1.00

00:25:31.940 includes the statement where Trump says specifically he's not talking about the racists. They actually

00:25:39.920 include that and act like you didn't see it. It's the most amazing fucking thing I've ever seen in my 0.99

00:25:45.840 life. So Joe Biden, you fucking piece of shit. Don't try to sell us on character when that's the worst 1.00

00:25:55.780 thing anybody's ever done as a politician in this fucking country. You can't find anything that Trump 1.00

00:26:03.120 did, anything that fucking Nixon did that's worse than this. Nothing. 0.99

00:26:09.720 All right. I might have a few more things to say about this. John Avalon, the douchebag on CNN who

00:26:20.500 just says everything that Republicans do is terrible. He said this this morning, empathy and decency may be 0.79

00:26:28.920 the word most used in this convention. Really? Empathy and decency. Because those are the qualities that

00:26:37.780 define Biden. Let's take that as true. Let's say that according to the people who support Biden,

00:26:43.940 the qualities that define him are empathy and decency. Good. That would be a reason not to make him the

00:26:50.940 fucking president. Let me explain to you what a good leader is. A good leader is somebody who can do some 0.99

00:26:57.700 hard stuff. A good leader is tough. You want a leader who has empathy, but not as their guiding

00:27:05.060 fucking principle. Because if empathy is your guiding principle, you are going to get fucking 1.00

00:27:10.580 walked on. China is going to eat your goddamn lunch like they will if Biden is president. Iran is going to 1.00

00:27:18.720 fucking take over the Middle East because you're a fucking pussy who's leading with your empathy and 1.00

00:27:26.140 decency. Do you know what I want less of? Less of that for my commander in chief. Less of that. Yeah, 1.00

00:27:32.900 I want somebody who obviously cares. You want somebody who wants what's good for the country.

00:27:37.900 But the presidency is unique. You need a warrior there and somebody who is a warrior against your

00:27:44.160 enemies. Not somebody who's a warrior against your own fucking citizens, which is what Biden has 0.99

00:27:49.640 literally promoted himself as being. I will be the guy who demonizes half of the fucking country. 1.00

00:27:56.220 Elect me. No, I want him to demonize fucking China, who's sending boatloads of their goddamn fentanyl over 1.00

00:28:02.900 here to kill our fucking citizens while your fucking son is taking a billion dollars from them. 1.00

00:28:09.580 Disqualified. Dis-fucking-qualified. You shouldn't be a dog catcher in this goddamn country, 1.00

00:28:16.400 much less the fucking president. I want a president who has transparency and has married his own personal 1.00

00:28:25.200 fate to the fate of the country. You get that? There is no scenario in which a president can do a

00:28:32.940 shitty job and somehow it works out well for the guy who did the shitty job. That's not a thing. 0.79

00:28:39.880 There's too much transparency, too many people watching, even in the room, all the secret stuff.

00:28:46.300 It would all come out. There is no scenario in which Trump could even imagine in his head

00:28:52.960 that there's something that would be good for him that's simultaneously bad for the country.

00:28:57.580 You want that guy. You want a warrior who cares, cares about the country. Trump obviously does. And I

00:29:05.060 would say that anybody who becomes president cares about the fucking country. That is the lowest standard. 1.00

00:29:09.880 You could throw a dart into a fucking crowd and find somebody who cared about the country. That's 1.00

00:29:16.540 not hard. You couldn't set the bar lower for fucking Joe Biden. Do you know what they don't say when 0.99

00:29:23.000 they're complimenting him? Oh, they do say, oh, he's got some empathy and some decency. What they don't say

00:29:28.380 is he's got capability. They don't say he's got a good track record because he doesn't. They don't say

00:29:33.460 his brain is working because it isn't. They don't say he could survive the fucking first term because he 0.99

00:29:39.880 can't. Then, of course, he had his his incredible ideas for coronavirus, which is to reward Trump's 0.98

00:29:53.060 actual current policy into angry dementia talk and act like it's not fucking happening. And he can 0.94

00:29:59.840 depend on his lap dogs and the fake news to report it just the same way. Like Trump isn't doing any of 0.78

00:30:06.300 these things. Oh, do you know what Trump never thought of? How about rapid testing? Trump never

00:30:12.880 thought of rapid testing. Did anybody not think of rapid fucking testing? That's Biden's big 1.00

00:30:19.780 improvement. How about if we'll do? I've got an idea. How about doing rapid testing? Yeah, nobody

00:30:26.380 fucking thought of that before. If we could do that right away, we'd be doing fucking rapid testing. 0.99

00:30:33.140 Now, it should be noted that there's a different kind of testing, the paper strip kind of test that 0.91

00:30:39.720 you don't have to mail anywhere and you don't need a machine. It just changes color. That kind of test,

00:30:46.820 the Trump administration has not told us why they won't use it and they won't tell us they will.

00:30:53.300 That's a failure. If you'd like to see me being objective, I would say that they have failed

00:31:01.400 completely. So let me keep my scorn all the places it belongs. Whatever the fuck is happening with the

00:31:14.400 FDA, and by the way, Trump needs to explain this. Trump not talking about this topic of the paper 0.98

00:31:23.280 test strips, even to rule it out, which would be fine. If there's a reason to rule it out, I'd like

00:31:29.100 to hear it. But not talking about it is fucking disqualifying too. If you don't hear Trump talk 0.91

00:31:36.700 about this in the next few weeks, fuck him too. I'm voting for Kanye. Seriously, I'm going to vote 1.00

00:31:41.580 for Kanye if I don't hear anything about these fucking test strips, because that's not even close 0.99

00:31:46.560 to competent. All right. I think most of the other stuff with the coronavirus, I'd say is as good as 0.99

00:31:52.100 you could do under the situation. But whatever that happens with these fucking test strips, which by the 0.99

00:31:56.780 way, is not what Biden was talking about. He doesn't know the fucking difference between the types of 0.99

00:32:01.920 tests. He just said, Oh, how about fast testing? Like we hadn't fucking thought of that. No, Trump's got 0.99

00:32:07.780 some explaining to do. This is a fail without even at least talking about it. The test strips,

00:32:14.620 specifically the paper test strips that don't require a machine and don't have to be sent anywhere

00:32:20.100 to get a result.

00:32:25.780 So apparently there was a big mistake by the anti-Biden people in painting him as so incompetent

00:32:33.740 that he couldn't appear in public. And CNN managed to turn this into, oh, you know, people and even

00:32:43.140 Fox News did this, even Fox, Chris Wallace was saying, anybody who thought Biden would be, you know,

00:32:50.140 unable to, you know, put his words together, they were disappointed. Because you could see Biden was

00:32:57.040 perfectly capable that night. Perfectly capable at what? He gave the shortest acceptance speech

00:33:03.720 in modern history. Did you know that? It was the shortest one. Coincidence? Is it a coincidence

00:33:09.820 that the guy who might not have too much stamina also had the shortest acceptance speech? Could be a

00:33:17.360 coincidence. Probably not. And did anybody on the right believe that that Biden was incapable of reading

00:33:25.680 off a teleprompter? What was essentially his stump speech that he's probably got memorized? Nobody really

00:33:32.000 thought he was so gone yet that he couldn't read and stand. All he did last night is stand upright

00:33:40.400 for less time than any modern president before him, or even candidate, and read. He fucking read in 0.99

00:33:49.840 public. And what did this people on CNN do? They had tears in their eyes. Oh, it was the best speech 1.00

00:33:57.360 Joe Biden has ever done. He's unified the country. We have finally found real leadership. All he did was

00:34:05.880 stand for a little bit and read a fucking teleprompter. And now he's the best politician 1.00

00:34:10.980 who ever lived. I think we set the bar a little too low. Let me remind CNN and all the fucking idiots

00:34:17.460 over there, as well as at Fox, that the bar is, can he do things that are new? That's the question. 1.00

00:34:27.060 Nobody's really questioning whether he can fucking read. I don't know if anybody has said he's so gone, 0.98

00:34:34.940 I don't know if he can read. Nobody fucking said that. And, you know, it's the CNN way to conflate 0.99

00:34:44.480 things that don't belong together. Can you debate is a little bit fucking different from can you read. 0.91

00:34:52.500 Those are not similar tasks. All right. Maybe that's all I needed to say. 0.95

00:35:04.660 Okay. So once again, I will be spending some part of my day debunking this stupid fucking fine people 1.00

00:35:16.180 hoax. Once again, once again. Yeah, Fox News is not off the hook on this. They got a lot of explaining 1.00

00:35:26.100 for this, frankly. And I'm going to go register to vote. I don't know how you do that. I guess you do

00:35:33.320 it online. I mean, I haven't done it in so long that I don't remember how it's even done. So I'm

00:35:38.820 going to register to vote. If Trump says something about this test strip idea, then I'll vote for him.

00:35:47.880 If we don't hear anything about the test strips and, you know, other countries are using it and,

00:35:53.060 you know, it just gets ignored, I'm going to assume there's something wrong, just something wrong.

00:35:58.560 And I'm going to vote for Kanye. I'll write it in. But I'm not going to fucking vote for Joe Biden.

00:36:04.920 All right. Yeah, he could ride a bike and he can drive. Biden could ride a bike and he can drive a 0.99

00:36:10.220 car for a block. We're very impressed with him. All right. I've got to go check on whether I need to

00:36:16.560 evacuate or when, because as I said, the fire is approaching my house and it doesn't make me happy.

00:36:25.820 And I will talk to you later.

Real Coffee with Scott Adams - August 21, 2020

Episode 1099 Scott Adams： Brain-Dead Race Hoaxer Joe Biden is the Biggest Asshole in America. And That's Saying Something.

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