Episode 1102 Scott Adams: Come for the Sip, Stay for the Whatever
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Summary
Scott Adams is in a hotel in San Francisco, California, but you don t want to miss this one - it's the dopamine hit of the day: the thing that makes everything better, except possibly this hotel room, and it's called the " simultaneous sip."
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Bum bum bum, bum bum bum, bum bum bum bum bum.
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Hey, where is everybody? Come on in. It's time. It's time for Coffee with Scott Adams.
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This will be one of the most unique and novel, dare I say novel, Coffee with Scott Adams you'll ever see.
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Yeah, it's a new look. And if you'd like to engage in the simultaneous sip, and I know you do,
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all you need is, and watch me do this from memory, a cup or mug or glass, a tank or chalice or stein,
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a canteen jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee.
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And join me now for the dopamine of the day, the thing that makes everything better except possibly this hotel room.
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And it's called the simultaneous sip. And it happens now.
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So, I'm out of town, although I may be returning to town soon, sooner than I hoped.
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The fire that's near where I live in California, in the East Bay, has now, the evacuation zone is extended to right next to my neighborhood.
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So, the next time they extend it, I will be taking an early flight back and clearing out my house and grabbing the animals and making a run for it.
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I'm hoping that doesn't happen. I think it's a 50-50 at this point.
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But it looks like they're going to make a stand.
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The fire department is calling in lots of out of state and other help.
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And it looks like they're going to make a stand on a certain road that, if they succeed, would be a really big deal.
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But I'd say the odds of losing it are maybe 25%.
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Do you know how hard it is to enjoy your time away from home?
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If you think that there's a 25% chance you'll come back to a charred ember, very hard.
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Let's just say, if you're going to plan some time away, don't do it when your house might burn up.
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That's just, that's my vacation advice for you.
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Now, you're probably asking, Scott, why are you laying on the floor?
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Well, I'm in a very high-end hotel situation here.
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And somehow they designed this so there are no, there are no outlets in any place you would want to use an outlet.
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So, the only place in this whole place that I could figure out how to set up my situation here
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was lying on the floor in the corner next to the wastebasket.
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So, that's about as good as I can do, because my computer was low on power.
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So, the funniest story of the day is that Richard Spencer, you all know Richard Spencer,
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most famous, well, maybe second most famous racist in the United States,
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and one of the organizers of, and here's the fun part, the Charlottesville Tiki Torch guys.
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One of the organizers of the Charlottesville racist event, Richard Spencer, just endorsed Biden.
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Now, his spokesperson for the Biden campaign has denounced him and, you know, said we don't accept that.
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You know, is it good enough that a spokesperson denies the endorsement?
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I have to ask myself, if a racist likes Biden, doesn't that make him a racist, Joe Biden?
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I learned that you become whoever endorses you, which is weird, because all the people who endorse you are different.
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That's what they told us with Trump, that if anybody bad ever endorsed him, then Trump must be bad, because those are the people who are endorsing him.
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So, if Richard Spencer endorses Biden, I don't make the rules.
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So, excuse me while I roll on my stomach here, trying to find a way to be comfortable.
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And, I can't think of anything that's funnier than that.
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Now, the beauty of it, of course, is it's all ridiculous and nobody cares what this one person, you know, thinks.
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Do I hate the fact that the organizer of the Charlottesville event, which later the media turned into the Charlottesville Fine People hoax, do I mind that he's in the news again?
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Somebody says, did I get a chance to see the Vice special on Charlottesville?
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But, I wouldn't trust Vice for anything, so I would expect that whatever they came up with might not be that credible.
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So, anyway, the rules that the Democrats have taught us, and I think we should play by their rules, because they're very clear and they make so much sense.
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One is that Biden is a racist because a racist endorsed him.
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That's, I mean, I think that's just obvious, you know, QED.
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And then the other is that he confirms that he's a racist by not denouncing him.
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Now, you're saying to me, Scott, but his spokesperson denounced him right away.
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I want to see Joe Biden denouncing him personally.
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And when he does, do you know what I'm going to say?
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I'm going to say, I'm going to look at my watch that I don't have on my hand, and I'm going to say, um, that took a long time.
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How long does it take to denounce Richard Spencer?
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Somebody says, so you're confirming David Duke and Trump are racist.
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I'm just saying that the rules need to be the same.
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So it looks like the only people running are racist this time.
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So if you want a non-racist, I'd recommend Kanye.
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So speaking of Biden, who I like to call the asshole Joe Biden, because, as I've described it too often, by Joe Biden making the Charlottesville Fine People hoax, the centerpiece of his campaign, that's maybe stupid.
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Maybe he doesn't know it's a hoax, but by now somebody's told him.
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But, anyway, he's either really stupid or he's really evil.
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Those are the only options if you're making that the centerpiece of your campaign.
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David Muir interviewed me years ago when I had my voice problems.
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But he interviewed Biden, and he asked him about the allegations of his cognitive decline.
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And this was, if I can do my best impression of Joe Biden when asked on camera about his cognitive decline.
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In fact, if somebody tuned this in, and they just saw that impression of Joe Biden,
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they would probably say, oh, look, it's Joe Biden doing another speech.
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They probably wouldn't even know it wasn't Joe Biden until this part where I say I'm not Joe Biden.
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I'm just doing such a dead-on impression of him over laughing.
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Let me give you another example of where the over laugh can tell you something.
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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
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So always look for the overlap as your confirmation of the thing being true.
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which might get him poisoned by Kamala Harris by the end of today,
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is he said during that interview that he would consider running us for a second term
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So Biden is saying that he would run for a second term, maybe.
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He's now ruling it out if he wins a first term.
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What do you think Kamala Harris thought about that?
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She was probably watching the interview for the first time like everybody else.
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It's like, oh, let's see how the top of the ticket did.
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And then she called Putin and asked him who his poison guy is.
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Kellyanne Conway is announced she's leaving the White House.
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Her husband, George Conway, from the Lincoln Project, anti-Trumper.
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And then her 15-year-old daughter got involved in social media
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and was calling on her mother for being a Trump supporter.
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And Kellyanne decided to step away from her job, one of the highest-profile jobs in America.
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And at the same time, her husband, George, decided to step away from the anti-Trump stuff,
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the Lincoln Project, and concentrate on the family.
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And I have to say, I got to say, I respect that.
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I also have this weird respect for the whole family.
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But there's something awesome about not only how brave they all are,
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It's like they just operate on some different level where there's no filter.
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And it seems all three of them have that, at least the ones we know of, including the daughter.
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They all have that no filter thing, which I don't hate.
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They've got some stuff to work out, it sounds like.
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But I just kind of like their spunkiness, the whole family.
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If they ever did a reality TV show, wouldn't you watch that?
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Can you imagine a better reality TV show than the Conway's?
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So the president gave his little press conference yesterday and announced that...
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I don't know the details on this convalescent blood plasma thing.
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But apparently he and the FDA have said that that's now on the table.
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So I don't know what it means yet in terms of the blood plasma.
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Because it took about one minute for Jake Tapper to tweet that it was an unproven, possibly ineffective treatment.
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Somebody says you mocked the child a few days ago.
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So mischaracterizing my opinion in public always gets you blocked.
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I've got to plug in my laptop before it dies on me.
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So everybody knows that you take the antibodies and the blood of somebody who's recovered, give it to somebody who needs it, and, you know, about half of them will do better or something.
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But there's some dispute about whether it works or whether it's lasting or whatever.
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But, don't you think that all you need is a commercial market for that, and it would be huge?
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Because right now, it's sort of a volunteer sort of a situation, isn't it?
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But I think that we don't quite have a structure set up that there's one way to get blood plasma.
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I'd like to see a bounty that rich people would pay to find somebody who's got the right kind of antibodies and to donate them so that that rich person can actually get those antibodies.
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If you make this a free market situation, and I don't know if you can because of maybe some medical ethical reason you can't do that, but if you could, that would be enough to make it widespread.
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Because the rich people would overpay, and that would subsidize the people who couldn't afford to pay.
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So you'd have to have some kind of a situation where it doesn't go only to the rich.
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But a typical situation is that the people who can pay, overpay, that subsidizes some people who couldn't afford to pay at all.
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It might be a free market way to make that work.
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Trump also stirred the water by tweeting an interview that Levin did with Dr. Harvey Risch of Yale.
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He's a highly qualified Yale kind of guy and expert.
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And he thinks that hydroxychloroquine is, in his words, the most obviously proven effective thing of all time.
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I'm still putting hydroxychloroquine at a 30% chance of being a big deal, and that there's some conspiracy to cover it up.
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A 30% chance that it's a conspiracy does not give you much confidence in the system.
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But I like the fact that Trump hasn't given up on that, and that there is evidence that he's right.
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So I tweeted a very smart-looking article from Rob Henderson, who's on Twitter.
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And he wrote an article about luxury beliefs, which is totally worth reading.
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So you'll see it in my Twitter feed this morning.
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And the idea is that there are some beliefs that are purely impractical for other people, but you look good if you adopt that belief.
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So an example would be rich people in favor of lots of immigration.
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Because if you're rich, that sounds very big of you.
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You just get maybe a gardener and a chef because you have cheap labor.
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So it's really easy to be a rich person and be in favor of immigration.
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Because the people who get the chef from that are the people who are competing for the jobs at the lower end.
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And he does a good job of tying it into other crazy things we do.
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For example, the reason that luxury brands exist at all is so that rich people can overpay for them.
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It's the overpaying for something that's not really that much better that makes it a luxury brand.
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And it's the overpaying that other people can notice.
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You've got one of those $25,000 handbags, if people can recognize it.
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Hey, you've got this expensive watch or this big car.
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And people know that the person who has those things is maybe not getting that much extra utility out of them,
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except for the signaling that they have so much money that they can buy dumbass stuff.
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And if you look at the Black Lives Matter protests, you've got a full range of people at the street level, if you will,
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the people protesting, probably lower income for the most part.
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But the people who are higher income also, in many cases, are in favor of the protests.
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But they're not the ones who have to pay for any of this.
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They don't have to worry about the schools being bad.
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They can send their kid to a prep school or whatever.
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And they have the freedom to be in favor of something that's just nothing but bad for black lives,
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but act like they're being virtuous, even though their belief system is just terrible for the people that they think they're supporting.
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So anyway, he does a better job in his article.
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One of the funniest things that's happening right now is, you all know Brian Stelter on CNN.
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And he wrote a book that many have said, I'll use Trump's phrase,
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when Trump wants to distance himself from an idea but still get it across,
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he'll say, many people have said that Brian Stelter's new book is a ripoff of Mike Cernovich's film Hoaxed.
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Now, Hoaxed is one of the best things I've ever seen.
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It's actually really, really good for any kind of a film, documentary or other.
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It's one of the most enjoyable pieces of content I've seen in years, actually.
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And, of course, I'm biased because I'm in it, but it's not the part that I'm in that's the good part.
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It's just the whole way it's organized and the way it finishes is just amazing.
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But anyway, so Brian Stelter has a book with a similar title, without the ED on the end, just Hoax.
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And he has somebody on, I guess yesterday, this Peter Parmorencev,
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and he likened President Trump's frequent use of the word hoax to an information war game.
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And this guest said, he says it's a tactic used for undermining people's faith in anything.
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And in the long term, what this does is it makes people feel helpless and passive,
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because if they can't rely on anything out there, that means you can't change anything.
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Which means you need a strong leader like Trump or Putin.
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Really, those are the only two strong leaders he can think of.
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The first two that came to mind were Trump and Putin.
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This ridiculous, ridiculous propaganda network.
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Anyway, for Brian Stelter to be on the hoax network,
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the network that does almost nothing but push hoaxes all day long,
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it's primarily, it's like their main business model is hoaxing.
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And he has the guts to bring people on and talk about how it's bad for President Trump to call out the hoaxes.
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If there were no hoaxes, and the president was calling things that were real hoaxes,
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Wouldn't you agree that if the president were looking at things that were actually true,
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and he was saying in public that these totally true things were hoaxes,
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that could be destabilizing for a country, couldn't it?
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Or, it could look like politics as usual, unless you were born yesterday.
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But, I like to think that calling out a hoax is actually better than not calling it out.
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It seems to me that calling out falsehoods in the news actually is a public service.
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So, Trump's use of the word hoax is poisonous was the title of the piece, at least online.
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And I'm thinking to myself, it is poisonous for CNN.
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It's only poisonous for CNN, because they're the target of it.
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because the action in the cities, the protests, spilled into the suburbs.
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because apparently now that the right-wingers know that they can go there to punch people,
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I told you the story of the gigantic right-wing guy who punched the 85-pound,
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that because Antifa is so bad at punching,
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that they can go down there and they can take the first punch,
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Because if somebody films you taking the first punch,
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it doesn't really matter if they're smaller than you.
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It's not like they're a professional boxer or something.
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So, I would not be surprised if right-wingers start to see this as a sport.
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but I don't want to be that misgendering kind of a guy.
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whether Trump intends to send federal officers back into the city,
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this president hasn't taken any actions off the table.
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better than other presidents in this particular way,
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is that he never takes an option off the table.
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I think I would have shot that guy in the back as well.