Episode 1194 Scott Adams: Disinformation, Election Persuasion and What Will Happen to my Printer Today. With Extra Profanity
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 10 minutes
Words per Minute
134.74188
Summary
When you complain about your printer in public, eventually, the word of that complaint will reach the HP Executive Escalation Team, who will solve the problem and send the complaint to the proper place. This is a big thank you to HP.
Transcript
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Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum, bah-da-bum-bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum-bum.
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Oh, I didn't notice you there. Hey, everybody. Good to see you. Good to see you.
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You know, every morning when I am in your company, I feel good. True story.
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You know, this is the only thing I've ever done that is job-like,
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Because this stuff that I do, I literally do it for fun.
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And you might enjoy it more with a cup or mug or a glass of tank or gel,
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for an unbroken string of unparalleled goodness.
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If you've been joining me on these live streams lately,
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It turns out that when you complain about your HP printer in public,
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eventually, the word of that complaint will reach the HP executive escalation team.
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we hear you're having problems with your printer.
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if you're not familiar with big corporation processes,
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it's very common for a big corporation to have a small group who does exactly this.
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the kind of complaints that would get into the public and cause a public relations problem.
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And they look to stamp out those prominent complaints with a special team.
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When I worked for Pacific Bell, we had the same thing.
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We had a rapid response team for the big complaints that could get out of hand.
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And so HP contacts me and offers to set me up with a tech support to solve my problem.
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So we arranged a call, and the tech support guy calls and walked me through a fairly,
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it was pretty complicated to sign on and solve it.
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But the first part of the solution goes like this.
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Tech support says, go to this web page, type in this URL,
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So I go to my computer, and I go to the web page,
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and I feel like it's going to be something like download this driver or something like that.
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But just before I click, I realize that the thing I'm going to click on
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is going to turn over control of my computer to the stranger on the phone.
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And I'm like, and my finger just jumps back when I realize what I'm about to click.
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So I don't really disbelieve that HP was on the phone.
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And indeed, they solved the problem and then followed up.
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But as a general rule, if you let a stranger on the telephone
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Better than that, pick your computer up and throw it out your window
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and then, you know, destroy it with a hammer and buy a new one.
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But don't give strangers control of your computer.
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I realize I just made a lot of people's tech support problems much harder.
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You know, he just talked me through what I needed to do,
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So instead of throwing my printer off of the balcony, as I was going to do,
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who every once in a while you see a big corporation do something exactly right.
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The way they handled it could not have been more perfect.
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Assuming Biden takes office, as many people believe.
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I don't know that Democrats are going to be able to pull that off,
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they're going to turn their attentions on each other
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and, you know, and start chewing on each other.
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So he's going to have that whole part of the media against him,
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You need a Trump to get some energy into your coverage.
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which, believe it or not, is one of the choices.
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They need some kind of a larger protector, if you will,
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So I think the most likely thing that would happen
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So Biden is going to have the left media against him,
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I don't think any president would ever come into office
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just be nice to him because he's on their team.
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And if you believe that AI already runs the world,
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and people on the right are generally nicer to me
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because they tend to agree with my messages, etc.
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Because I don't feel like that would be the case,
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Do I have a blind spot that just makes me biased
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and I'm aware that I could be completely wrong,
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with a lot of the things that people on the left say.
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I don't know how to get there either, math-wise.
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So I don't disagree with a lot of things that they want,
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but it feels like conservatives and Republicans
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with conservatives who disagree with me politically
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and I can't tell if that's just a weird bias I have
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would show massive agreement with what I tweeted.
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Is there anybody who wakes up in the morning and says,
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in the sense that lots of people are paying attention,
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Now, obviously, I don't take any of the trolls too seriously.
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so some little tweet isn't going to make me feel bad.
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that you would feel that this was a good use of your time?
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I would say there's nothing in that tweet thread
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It's pretty much a routine analysis of word choice
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and how those word choices are persuasive or not.
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They tweet at the Denver Post with my thread and say,
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Meaning that they would like to get me kicked out
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because I did a tweet that has no provocative content in it.
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I was not accused of being inaccurate about anything.
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there's something that happens to me every single day.
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You know, half of studies get debunked eventually.
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You can't judge which of those experts are right.
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Antifa did a very clever thing persuasion-wise.
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And then Antifa and then their pets in the news say,
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Have you even seen the name of our organization?
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Because persuasion is about the irrational process.
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So I suggest, given that the teachers' unions are the poison that is destroying civilization,
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To say that the teachers' unions are the poison-destroying civilization.
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They're the cause of, or at least the perpetuation of systemic racism.
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Because if every black kid had a quality education,
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do you think there would be as much, you know, differences in outcomes?
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I mean, I don't know if there would be differences,
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So the teachers' unions are by far the most evil, pernicious part of life.
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But I think they should not be called teachers' unions, and here's why.
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When I talk about teachers' unions, I'm not talking about teachers.
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but I'm not talking about the person who just, you know,
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dedicates their life to teaching children and making their lives better.
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You know, they're not all great, but I'm not talking about the teachers.
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I'm talking about the unions who are now keeping kids out of school in some places,
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And this is a crushing blow to those children, but the teachers' unions persist.
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Because teachers sounds good, and unions sounds good, right?
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I don't think the country would be nearly as well off if unions had never existed.
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But, like everything, you can have too much of a good thing.
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You know, not everything is as good as everything else.
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So rather than having a name, teachers, which is good, and unions, which is generally good,
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how about calling them the anti-child union, the anti-children union, or anti-child.
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But I think I'm going to call them the hashtag anti-child union,
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because that feels closer to what's happening, right?
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The whole point of the teachers' union is to benefit the teachers.
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The whole point of school is to benefit the children.
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Teachers' unions are, by design, the intention of them is to benefit teachers.
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And if what's good for the children happens to be,
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and let's say in this coronavirus situation that might be the case,
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it creates a situation where the teachers have to be anti-child.
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And if they feel that the best way to do that is also being anti-child,
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You know, one of the things that Trump gets a lot of heat for
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is hiring sketchy people like, you know, Paul Manafort, et cetera.
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But that takes some attention away from the fact that
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For example, I think Pompeo is doing a great job, in my opinion.
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I think Jared Kushner gets a lot of heat from conservatives.
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But didn't Jared Kushner do a great job in the Middle East?
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And I would say that given all the heat that, take all the heat that Ivanka has gotten.
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Lots of accomplishments in terms of human trafficking, a whole bunch of stuff.
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I would say that Ivanka has been 100% positive.
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Everything she did that I know of looks like it worked out well.
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And it was nothing but good for the administration, good for the country.
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But the one I wanted to talk about is Kayleigh McEnany.
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I mean, I don't know how well any cabinet member is doing.
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But Kayleigh McEnany is probably just about the best I've ever seen in that job.
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because there have been great people in those jobs fairly consistently over history.
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And I'm seeing in the comments a lot of agreement there.
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So yesterday, I guess CNN's Caitlin Collins was shouting out questions to the nature of,
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You could recall that during the Trump first term,
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I often talked about how the Democrats were using what I called laundry list persuasion.
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well, I'm not sure I believe everything on the list,
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So there's no reason on the list that actually can stand up to any scrutiny.
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well, I don't know much about everything on the list.
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if I've debunked the strongest reason on the list,
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So what's happening with the Trump administration right now
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they're using laundry list persuasion against the election,
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let's just say it's not the most honest thing you could do.
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use laundry list accusations about the election
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you'd probably have lots of things on your list.