Real Coffee with Scott Adams - Episode 1215 Scott Adams： I Reprise My Angry Joe Biden Impersonation and Tell You Why Citizens Should Surround the Capitol

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00:00:14.540 It's time for Coffee with Scott Adams, the best time of the day.

00:00:19.320 How many times have I told you that and been right?

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00:00:24.640 This will be no exception.

00:00:26.380 There might be a little extra cursing.

00:00:29.120 Because later I'll be talking about Congress.

00:00:32.440 And if you can talk about Congress without cursing,

00:00:36.100 well, you're a better person than I am, let me tell you.

00:00:40.980 But if you'd like to enjoy the simultaneous cursing today after the sip,

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00:01:03.620 Can you feel it?

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00:01:07.900 You started out feeling pretty good, but already it's a little bit better, isn't it?

00:01:11.880 Isn't it?

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00:01:14.680 When I'm right, I'm right.

00:01:23.540 Number one, I am giving you an assignment.

00:01:28.140 I don't always give homework, but today it's a special occasion.

00:01:32.780 You all have to watch the humorous video by Ryan Long that I have pinned to my Twitter feed.

00:01:40.520 So I pinned it at the top so you have no excuse.

00:01:44.400 You can't say the dog lost your homework.

00:01:46.740 You have to watch this video.

00:01:49.020 And the only reason you have to watch it is cursing alert.

00:01:53.540 Everybody, send the children back to bed.

00:01:57.000 Cursing alert is on.

00:01:58.840 The reason you have to watch this video,

00:02:00.740 it's the funniest fucking thing you've seen in 2020 and maybe longer.

00:02:06.720 You know, I thought humor was dead.

00:02:09.220 I've been saying that for a while in terms of, you know,

00:02:12.320 sort of scripted, intentional humor as opposed to the news.

00:02:16.340 Well, this is scripted and intentional and it's freaking brilliant.

00:02:20.440 And you have to watch it.

00:02:22.340 That's your homework.

00:02:23.740 Don't go to the end of the day until you've watched that video

00:02:27.200 and then you can thank me later because you're going to enjoy it.

00:02:31.060 All right.

00:02:33.400 The simulation continues to wink at us.

00:02:36.400 Would you like another example of the simulation?

00:02:40.620 Once you start seeing it, you're going to see it everywhere,

00:02:43.140 which either means we do live in the simulation or confirmation bias exists.

00:02:49.760 It's one of those two things.

00:02:51.420 But let me give you another example in case you hadn't thought of it.

00:02:54.960 And this comes from Twitter user Dia.

00:02:58.300 And she notes that Joe Biden has an interesting name for our time.

00:03:05.340 What is the thing people say about Joe Biden the most?

00:03:08.760 Probably if you were going to pick one thing that people talk about Joe Biden the most,

00:03:14.040 it would be that they think he's a short timer.

00:03:17.840 The number one thing you think about Biden is he's not going to be in the job long.

00:03:23.780 Would you agree?

00:03:24.340 Now, some people might say it's one term, Democrats,

00:03:29.080 and Republicans might say, well, you know, it might be shorter than one term,

00:03:33.220 if you know what I mean.

00:03:35.180 But what are the odds that a person who you think is going to be here briefly,

00:03:41.880 that's his main characteristic, is that he would be here briefly,

00:03:47.120 and his actual real name is Joe Biden.

00:03:54.180 What are the odds, really?

00:03:58.300 Joe Biden.

00:04:03.420 If that's not the simulation winking at you,

00:04:07.540 I don't know what it is.

00:04:10.320 Confirmation bias, maybe.

00:04:12.060 That's the other possibility.

00:04:13.180 Let me give you another clue for living in a simulation.

00:04:20.400 If we live in a simulation, you would have to ask yourself,

00:04:23.860 why?

00:04:25.160 Who built the simulation?

00:04:26.680 What would be the point of the simulation?

00:04:28.960 And I don't know the answer to that,

00:04:31.420 but let's reason through it for a moment.

00:04:34.600 If we were a simulation,

00:04:36.280 I would speculate that one of the most logical reasons you would do it,

00:04:40.800 there could be a variety of reasons you would do it,

00:04:43.060 but the most common and logical reason to do it

00:04:46.400 would be to place yourself into the game

00:04:49.660 and play it like a video game

00:04:52.200 in which you're trying to achieve goals

00:04:54.960 and go to higher levels.

00:04:57.760 Now, this is going to freak you out a little bit,

00:05:00.900 some of you anyway.

00:05:01.780 Some of you will get freaked out a little bit when I say this,

00:05:04.380 because you're going to start to see it in your environment.

00:05:06.880 It'll be like I opened a little window.

00:05:09.980 And it could be confirmation bias,

00:05:11.660 but when you start seeing it,

00:05:13.600 it's going to be a fun, freaky feeling.

00:05:15.800 So that's the reason I'm doing it.

00:05:17.160 And it goes like this.

00:05:19.040 Have you noticed that the people who are real people,

00:05:22.420 as opposed to the NPCs,

00:05:24.160 you know there must be some NPCs out there,

00:05:26.380 people who are not real people,

00:05:28.220 they're just programmed.

00:05:29.420 And the real people seem to have problems

00:05:33.160 that fit consistent themes.

00:05:36.740 And here's what I mean.

00:05:37.880 I can't give you too much detail about my personal life.

00:05:40.300 You wouldn't want to know anyway.

00:05:41.460 But suffice to say that I find that all of my problems in life

00:05:46.460 fit these few themes.

00:05:50.080 In other words, I might have a problem

00:05:52.020 that you've never had in your entire life.

00:05:54.460 It'll be a very unique kind of a problem

00:05:56.640 that if I told you about it, you'd say,

00:05:59.060 geez, I've never even heard of that.

00:06:01.740 That's like a problem that literally,

00:06:03.460 I don't know one person in the world

00:06:05.140 who has a problem,

00:06:06.860 even in that sort of general category.

00:06:09.940 But I will have a problem like that,

00:06:12.680 one after another, after another, after another.

00:06:15.940 And each of the cases will be different,

00:06:18.580 but they're the same theme.

00:06:21.740 Watch when you see that in your own life,

00:06:23.720 that your problems follow a theme.

00:06:27.700 They're different,

00:06:28.820 but one follows another just like a game,

00:06:31.880 like you're done with this one,

00:06:33.280 the next one pops up right on time.

00:06:35.820 And it's that same theme.

00:06:38.080 Watch how often that happens in your life.

00:06:40.780 All right, let's talk about the news.

00:06:42.080 There's a big Texas lawsuit.

00:06:45.540 Will it be the Kraken?

00:06:47.600 Well, it is the Kraken in one sense.

00:06:50.820 It does seem to have a lot of, you know,

00:06:53.760 allegations in it.

00:06:55.380 It has lots of evidence.

00:06:56.420 And I believe that's the case

00:06:58.320 in which they have a statistician

00:06:59.940 who calculated the odds of it being

00:07:02.480 a free and fair election in terms of no fraud

00:07:05.100 at one in a quadrillion.

00:07:07.720 So it's a very large document,

00:07:12.680 the Texas lawsuit, very large,

00:07:15.700 and it has tons and tons of specific allegations

00:07:20.420 that this many dead people voted.

00:07:23.820 I think this is one, right,

00:07:25.260 that has lots of detail of what the claims are,

00:07:28.560 lots of different claims.

00:07:30.240 Now, how does CNN describe a lawsuit

00:07:34.840 that's just brimming with claims and evidence?

00:07:40.360 Now, remember, evidence is not proof

00:07:42.180 because evidence could turn out not to be good evidence.

00:07:45.320 But it's still evidence,

00:07:46.700 even if it turns out later to be debunked.

00:07:49.440 So how does CNN describe

00:07:52.300 a gigantic, you know, trove of evidence?

00:07:57.880 They said it this way.

00:07:59.080 They said, quote,

00:08:04.420 it's a brief without evidence.

00:08:08.560 CNN referred to it as a brief

00:08:11.100 that is without evidence.

00:08:14.380 Now, are they using evidence in a different way

00:08:17.760 than you and I use it?

00:08:19.640 Because I would think that if a statistician

00:08:22.040 looked at the actual data

00:08:23.440 and concluded there was a one in one quadrillion

00:08:27.100 chance that it was a good election,

00:08:30.980 I would feel that that's evidence, right?

00:08:34.560 Do we not have court cases

00:08:36.520 in which experts testify

00:08:38.600 on the statistical likelihood of a thing happening?

00:08:43.320 That's evidence, right?

00:08:46.320 I would think that would be strong evidence.

00:08:49.100 You know what would be weak evidence?

00:08:52.100 There's a one in three chance that there was a crime.

00:08:55.140 That would be weak evidence.

00:08:58.320 One in ten chance there was a crime.

00:09:03.120 You know?

00:09:04.760 Or a one in ten chance there wasn't a crime.

00:09:06.980 I guess you should be saying it that way.

00:09:09.020 But it's one in a quadrillion.

00:09:11.980 I would say that a one in one quadrillion

00:09:14.720 chance that something wasn't a crime

00:09:18.040 would be, you know,

00:09:19.820 certainly accompanied with the trove of allegations.

00:09:23.640 That would be the opposite of no evidence.

00:09:26.700 But that's CNN for you.

00:09:28.520 There you go.

00:09:30.980 So,

00:09:32.320 all the smart people say

00:09:33.960 the Texas lawsuit will fail.

00:09:37.340 And I agree with that.

00:09:39.560 Do you know why the Texas lawsuit

00:09:41.620 is likely to fail?

00:09:43.060 It's the doctrine of latches.

00:09:45.180 Oh, let me explain to you

00:09:46.340 the doctrine of latches.

00:09:48.080 Now that's just one of the reasons.

00:09:49.360 The other reason is that the Supreme Court

00:09:51.500 doesn't like to mess with the state's business.

00:09:55.640 That's me as a non-lawyer

00:09:57.260 explaining lawyerly things.

00:09:59.880 All right?

00:10:00.120 So we're a system in which

00:10:01.760 the federal part of the government

00:10:04.200 doesn't like to interfere with the states

00:10:06.360 unless it's some absolute requirement.

00:10:09.720 So that's probably the biggest reason

00:10:11.200 that it'll get thrown out

00:10:12.440 is just that it's...

00:10:14.180 the system doesn't want that to happen.

00:10:17.240 Meaning the Supreme Court will say,

00:10:19.000 yeah, I see your point.

00:10:21.620 I see that you've got this case.

00:10:24.700 But it doesn't matter.

00:10:26.420 And it doesn't matter for two reasons.

00:10:29.060 One is that we don't want to get

00:10:30.500 into the state's business.

00:10:31.860 There are lots of, you know,

00:10:32.780 details of what that means.

00:10:34.220 There are different ways you can say that.

00:10:35.560 But it all means the same thing.

00:10:37.140 Don't want to get into the state's business.

00:10:38.800 And then the second thing

00:10:40.880 is that the doctrine of latches,

00:10:45.260 a legal standard,

00:10:47.080 says that what are you going to do?

00:10:49.180 Because you're asking for too much

00:10:51.580 to reverse it.

00:10:53.100 Because what they're saying is,

00:10:54.440 well, you waited so long

00:10:56.060 to make this case,

00:10:57.260 and by the way,

00:10:58.460 we don't want to reverse something

00:11:00.080 that's like such a gigantic thing

00:11:02.720 for what might be lesser crimes.

00:11:05.980 So you don't want to make the fix

00:11:08.620 worse than the crime.

00:11:11.280 And the Supreme Court might say,

00:11:13.600 and likely will say,

00:11:15.320 whether they say it out loud,

00:11:17.200 they're going to likely say

00:11:18.460 that changing this result,

00:11:21.020 even if it was completely justified,

00:11:24.360 it would be worse than not changing it.

00:11:27.940 Now, I didn't know about this legal standard

00:11:31.360 by which you would say,

00:11:33.720 you know, it's sort of too late,

00:11:35.080 and it's too late to fix it,

00:11:37.120 so we're going to let it go.

00:11:39.120 And if I'm ever accused

00:11:40.500 of murdering somebody,

00:11:41.620 and let's say I've actually done it,

00:11:43.900 the defense I'm going to use

00:11:45.720 will be something like this.

00:11:47.800 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:11:49.360 If you kill me and execute me

00:11:51.780 for murdering that person,

00:11:54.360 that person isn't going to come back to life,

00:11:57.280 but the result will be

00:11:58.960 two people dead instead of one,

00:12:01.380 because you'll execute me

00:12:02.760 for being a murderer.

00:12:03.520 However, I'm going to argue

00:12:05.500 Doctrine of Latches,

00:12:07.200 and I'm going to say,

00:12:08.940 it's a little too late now,

00:12:10.980 because if you haven't noticed,

00:12:13.040 my victim is already dead.

00:12:15.920 If you had tried to stop me

00:12:17.640 prior to murdering,

00:12:19.520 I could see why that would be

00:12:21.440 maybe a productive thing to do,

00:12:23.340 but he's already dead.

00:12:25.300 How the hell are you going to fix that?

00:12:26.960 So I think you should just say

00:12:29.080 it's kind of too late.

00:12:31.000 Doctrine of Latches, bitch.

00:12:32.880 Too late.

00:12:33.740 Can't come back to life.

00:12:35.100 And if you kill me,

00:12:36.700 you're just going to make

00:12:37.900 one extra person unhappy.

00:12:40.320 And then the state

00:12:41.260 is going to have to pay for me,

00:12:43.040 and there's going to be appeals,

00:12:44.840 it gets expensive.

00:12:46.140 How in the world

00:12:47.240 doesn't that make the world

00:12:49.320 a worse place?

00:12:50.400 Now, you might argue

00:12:52.740 that you have to have

00:12:53.500 some kind of penalty for crimes,

00:12:55.540 because if you don't have

00:12:57.260 penalty for crimes,

00:12:58.860 doesn't that seem like

00:13:00.060 it would encourage

00:13:00.780 those crimes to happen again?

00:13:02.980 But no.

00:13:04.180 The Supreme Court,

00:13:05.260 I believe, will rule,

00:13:06.980 or believe,

00:13:08.120 as at least part of its,

00:13:09.600 some part of its decision,

00:13:12.040 is going to rule that,

00:13:13.380 yeah, yeah,

00:13:14.300 if you did reverse the election,

00:13:16.680 that would go a long way

00:13:17.860 to where maybe,

00:13:18.420 maybe limiting

00:13:20.680 this kind of crime

00:13:21.900 or alleged crime

00:13:22.800 in the future.

00:13:24.600 But they may decide

00:13:26.140 that it's just not worth it,

00:13:27.740 because it would make things worse.

00:13:30.960 So, there you go.

00:13:34.600 But I ask you this.

00:13:35.980 Let's compare the murder example,

00:13:38.300 in which you literally

00:13:39.700 can't bring a person

00:13:41.060 back to life,

00:13:42.340 to the election example,

00:13:44.960 in which reversing

00:13:46.180 the election would be

00:13:47.540 trivial.

00:13:50.940 Trivial.

00:13:52.320 Reversing the whole election

00:13:53.460 would be absolutely trivial.

00:13:56.220 It would be one document

00:13:57.800 that says,

00:13:59.380 yeah, we're going to,

00:14:00.280 we agree,

00:14:00.880 we'll throw out the results

00:14:02.180 in those states,

00:14:03.300 and then the inauguration

00:14:05.300 would be Trump

00:14:06.300 instead of Biden.

00:14:09.640 It's actually kind of easy.

00:14:11.780 Nobody's dead.

00:14:13.300 There's actually nothing

00:14:14.260 that can't be reversed

00:14:15.560 somewhat easily.

00:14:18.020 One piece of paper,

00:14:20.420 justices sign it,

00:14:21.620 and say, yeah,

00:14:22.440 those state results

00:14:23.420 don't count.

00:14:24.100 We're throwing them out.

00:14:25.760 That's it.

00:14:26.900 And then,

00:14:27.740 then the government

00:14:28.620 actually doesn't even change.

00:14:30.800 I would say the most

00:14:32.080 disruptive change

00:14:33.900 would be a new government.

00:14:34.800 And I would say that

00:14:37.220 if the Supreme Court

00:14:38.440 decides that this is

00:14:39.620 an unpunishable problem

00:14:41.340 because it's too late,

00:14:43.280 they're guaranteeing

00:14:44.340 it happens again.

00:14:46.520 So,

00:14:48.000 this will,

00:14:49.000 I think we're gearing up

00:14:50.220 for a gigantic mistake

00:14:52.580 by the Supreme Court,

00:14:54.360 which they would make

00:14:55.220 in the,

00:14:56.700 probably in the interest

00:14:58.240 of keeping things stable.

00:15:00.420 It's my guess.

00:15:01.200 I think that's where

00:15:01.780 it's going to go.

00:15:03.540 I've told you about

00:15:04.320 the Gelman amnesia idea.

00:15:07.520 It's the idea

00:15:08.080 this physicist

00:15:09.500 named Gelman

00:15:10.780 or Gelman

00:15:11.780 or something,

00:15:12.960 he noted that

00:15:14.680 when he was looking

00:15:15.400 at something in the news

00:15:16.460 on his expertise,

00:15:17.940 physics,

00:15:18.680 he could tell that

00:15:19.560 the story was

00:15:20.260 pretty much always wrong

00:15:21.440 because it was

00:15:22.900 his expertise

00:15:23.560 and he could say,

00:15:24.400 oh, that's wrong.

00:15:25.580 But when he read stories

00:15:26.860 which were not

00:15:27.620 in his expertise,

00:15:28.740 he would read them

00:15:29.400 uncritically,

00:15:30.200 like,

00:15:30.400 well, that's probably right.

00:15:31.780 But what are the odds

00:15:33.200 that the only news

00:15:34.520 that's wrong

00:15:35.080 happens to be

00:15:36.460 in your expertise?

00:15:38.200 So we're seeing

00:15:39.340 another example of this

00:15:40.580 in the news today

00:15:41.980 and it's a funny one.

00:15:43.700 So Mike Schellenberger

00:15:44.780 is calling out

00:15:46.000 the New York Times

00:15:46.960 for running,

00:15:48.040 apparently,

00:15:48.660 a front-page story

00:15:50.440 claiming that

00:15:52.660 the recent fires

00:15:53.960 in California

00:15:54.720 killed, quote,

00:15:56.220 countless ancient redwoods.

00:15:58.240 So it's a New York Times

00:16:00.980 is the paper of record.

00:16:02.340 In other words,

00:16:02.920 the most credible

00:16:04.140 news organization

00:16:05.200 on their front page

00:16:07.400 is running this,

00:16:09.060 you know,

00:16:09.320 environmental kind of story

00:16:10.760 about all the,

00:16:11.580 about the redwoods

00:16:12.820 being destroyed

00:16:13.460 in the fires.

00:16:15.040 Except one little problem.

00:16:18.700 There's this guy

00:16:19.520 named Mike Schellenberger

00:16:20.760 who used to be

00:16:21.780 an activist

00:16:23.580 and knows a lot

00:16:24.720 about redwood forests.

00:16:25.900 It turns out

00:16:26.860 it was one of his

00:16:27.720 areas of interest.

00:16:29.460 So he,

00:16:30.180 like the physicist

00:16:31.120 Gail Mann,

00:16:32.860 reads this article

00:16:33.860 in a different way

00:16:34.740 than you and I do

00:16:35.560 because he reads it

00:16:36.680 as someone

00:16:37.520 who really knows

00:16:38.200 this field.

00:16:39.400 And it turns out

00:16:40.180 that instead of

00:16:41.120 this being true,

00:16:42.260 what the New York Times

00:16:43.040 says,

00:16:43.880 countless ancient redwoods

00:16:45.480 being destroyed

00:16:46.200 in fires,

00:16:47.860 at the end

00:16:49.120 of his tweet thread,

00:16:51.380 Mike Schellenberger

00:16:52.260 drops this little

00:16:54.180 microphone.

00:16:54.860 and he says,

00:16:56.360 but every school child

00:16:57.500 who has visited

00:16:58.320 one of California's

00:16:59.520 redwood parks

00:17:00.260 knows from reading

00:17:01.740 the signs

00:17:02.640 at the visitor's center

00:17:04.620 that in front

00:17:06.120 of the trailheads

00:17:06.880 that old growth

00:17:07.740 redwood forests

00:17:08.700 need fire

00:17:09.920 to survive

00:17:10.740 and thrive.

00:17:12.080 In other words,

00:17:13.260 the number of

00:17:14.100 old redwoods

00:17:14.980 that probably died

00:17:16.380 in the fire

00:17:17.060 is zero.

00:17:20.000 Probably zero.

00:17:21.200 not only

00:17:22.480 is it probable

00:17:24.080 that zero

00:17:24.860 redwoods died

00:17:25.800 just as zero

00:17:26.940 redwoods have died

00:17:27.840 in the past

00:17:28.540 because they're

00:17:29.420 quite hardy

00:17:30.160 against fires,

00:17:30.940 but apparently

00:17:31.800 it's necessary

00:17:32.800 because if you

00:17:34.020 didn't clear out

00:17:34.760 the lower

00:17:35.760 brush,

00:17:37.740 I don't know,

00:17:38.020 maybe the redwoods

00:17:38.740 don't have as much

00:17:39.660 air or whatever

00:17:41.740 they need

00:17:42.220 or light.

00:17:43.200 So it turns out

00:17:44.080 that redwoods

00:17:45.360 like fires

00:17:46.500 now and then.

00:17:48.600 It's actually

00:17:48.960 good for them.

00:17:50.060 So if you

00:17:50.680 didn't know,

00:17:52.500 if you were not

00:17:53.760 Mike Schellenberger

00:17:54.700 and you were not

00:17:55.340 personally an expert

00:17:56.460 in this category,

00:17:57.820 you would read

00:17:58.580 this story

00:17:59.020 on the front page

00:17:59.800 of the New York

00:18:00.280 Times and you'd say,

00:18:01.520 ah,

00:18:02.540 all the redwoods

00:18:03.340 in California

00:18:03.900 burned down

00:18:04.500 and none of it's true.

00:18:06.000 It's closer to zero.

00:18:09.260 Now,

00:18:10.420 the lesson

00:18:10.940 you should take

00:18:11.560 from that

00:18:12.020 has nothing

00:18:13.040 to do with

00:18:13.560 redwood trees.

00:18:15.200 The lesson

00:18:15.700 you should take

00:18:16.280 from that

00:18:16.660 is that

00:18:17.140 that's every story.

00:18:19.740 It's every story.

00:18:21.120 I'm not mentioning

00:18:22.060 it because

00:18:22.720 it's a rare

00:18:23.500 standout situation.

00:18:25.720 I'm mentioning

00:18:26.320 it because

00:18:26.980 it's a clean

00:18:28.200 example of

00:18:29.120 how they all

00:18:29.740 are.

00:18:30.520 That is the news.

00:18:32.280 You just saw

00:18:33.020 the news.

00:18:33.580 That's how it works.

00:18:34.900 It's just

00:18:35.500 completely disconnected

00:18:36.800 from reality

00:18:37.620 and probably

00:18:39.280 will stay that way.

00:18:40.980 All right.

00:18:41.300 I'd like to

00:18:45.820 congratulate

00:18:46.780 Democrats

00:18:48.180 for

00:18:50.460 an election

00:18:51.760 victory.

00:18:52.500 And when I say

00:18:53.040 congratulations,

00:18:53.960 I don't mean that

00:18:54.680 they necessarily

00:18:55.540 got more votes.

00:18:57.040 Maybe they did.

00:18:58.360 Who knows?

00:19:00.040 But it looks like

00:19:01.500 they pulled off

00:19:02.900 an amazingly

00:19:04.720 complicated

00:19:05.680 and elaborate

00:19:07.840 crime

00:19:08.800 and maybe

00:19:09.760 one of the

00:19:10.220 best ones

00:19:10.720 I've ever

00:19:11.100 seen.

00:19:11.860 Now let me

00:19:12.340 give you the

00:19:12.960 context in which

00:19:13.760 I'm congratulating

00:19:14.720 them.

00:19:15.540 I remember years

00:19:16.200 ago seeing a story

00:19:17.160 in the news

00:19:17.760 about a serial

00:19:18.940 killer.

00:19:20.340 And when they

00:19:20.920 started explaining

00:19:22.380 how the serial

00:19:23.080 killer had gotten

00:19:24.180 away with it

00:19:24.800 for so long,

00:19:26.120 and I guess he'd

00:19:26.800 built an underground

00:19:27.720 bunker on his

00:19:28.780 property where he

00:19:29.720 had like a,

00:19:30.660 you know,

00:19:30.900 some kind of a,

00:19:31.640 I don't know,

00:19:32.320 torture,

00:19:33.040 jail thing that he

00:19:34.000 was keeping his

00:19:34.640 victims.

00:19:34.920 And I think I

00:19:37.120 was supposed to

00:19:37.940 read this story

00:19:38.640 and be horrified

00:19:39.580 at the crime,

00:19:40.700 and indeed it

00:19:41.300 was quite horrible

00:19:42.420 and horrifying,

00:19:43.820 but I found

00:19:45.400 myself also

00:19:46.380 admiring his

00:19:47.360 work ethic.

00:19:49.140 And I'm not

00:19:51.300 proud of that.

00:19:52.740 I mean, I'm not

00:19:53.360 bragging.

00:19:54.380 I'm not saying,

00:19:55.500 hey, look at me.

00:19:56.560 I'm admiring a

00:19:57.500 serial killer's

00:19:58.320 work ethic.

00:19:59.760 All I'm saying,

00:20:01.540 all I'm saying

00:20:02.680 is that he had

00:20:04.820 a good work

00:20:05.260 ethic.

00:20:07.580 And when I

00:20:08.800 see the

00:20:09.260 Democrats

00:20:10.040 stealing,

00:20:11.900 oh, I'm sorry,

00:20:12.560 I don't want to

00:20:12.900 get banned.

00:20:13.620 When I see the

00:20:14.460 outcome of the

00:20:15.640 election,

00:20:16.680 I say to myself,

00:20:18.040 there was a lot

00:20:18.740 of good work

00:20:19.260 there.

00:20:20.280 There was a lot

00:20:21.340 of good work.

00:20:22.420 Think about

00:20:23.160 what it took

00:20:24.560 to keep the

00:20:25.680 mainstream media

00:20:27.220 completely corrupt

00:20:28.520 and to have them

00:20:30.520 just sell a

00:20:31.540 propaganda story

00:20:32.480 to the country.

00:20:33.500 That's hard.

00:20:34.820 It took a lot

00:20:35.660 of the right

00:20:36.340 people pushing

00:20:37.540 the right

00:20:37.940 buttons for

00:20:39.020 the mainstream

00:20:39.520 media to do

00:20:40.540 what it did

00:20:41.000 for so long

00:20:41.880 and to present

00:20:43.840 hoaxes and

00:20:44.960 fake news as

00:20:45.940 real news for

00:20:47.120 years.

00:20:48.140 That takes a lot

00:20:49.120 of discipline,

00:20:50.780 in a way.

00:20:51.800 Then look at,

00:20:53.260 well, really,

00:20:55.120 that's the main

00:20:55.560 thing.

00:20:55.800 Then look at

00:20:56.220 social media,

00:20:57.200 what social media

00:20:57.960 did to influence

00:20:58.820 the elections.

00:21:00.140 Then look at the

00:21:00.980 allegations of

00:21:01.980 all the

00:21:02.420 distributed

00:21:03.720 smaller frauds,

00:21:05.900 allegedly,

00:21:06.960 allegedly,

00:21:08.280 that were

00:21:08.660 distributed in

00:21:09.440 a way that

00:21:09.840 even if you

00:21:10.840 found a bunch

00:21:11.560 of them,

00:21:12.460 they wouldn't

00:21:12.900 add up enough

00:21:13.620 for the Supreme

00:21:14.260 Court to

00:21:14.700 overturn an

00:21:15.220 election.

00:21:15.980 It's brilliant

00:21:16.900 crime.

00:21:18.040 I call it

00:21:18.780 packetized.

00:21:19.840 I'd like that

00:21:20.540 to become a

00:21:21.120 thing.

00:21:22.200 I believe we

00:21:23.380 should create

00:21:24.440 a new

00:21:25.240 phrase,

00:21:27.320 packetized

00:21:28.180 crime.

00:21:30.340 Packetized

00:21:30.780 meaning they

00:21:31.280 take a big

00:21:31.800 crime and

00:21:32.360 they break it

00:21:32.860 into little

00:21:33.320 bunches and

00:21:33.840 they say,

00:21:34.260 okay, in

00:21:35.020 this precinct

00:21:35.780 you'll vote

00:21:36.940 with some

00:21:37.240 dead people.

00:21:38.400 Over here

00:21:39.020 you'll have

00:21:40.300 some people

00:21:40.860 who weren't

00:21:41.600 old enough

00:21:42.000 to vote.

00:21:42.820 That's not

00:21:43.280 how they did

00:21:43.920 it, but

00:21:44.220 that's an

00:21:44.800 example of

00:21:45.480 just packetizing.

00:21:46.820 Then somebody

00:21:47.440 gets caught

00:21:48.100 and they take

00:21:49.400 it to court

00:21:49.840 and they go,

00:21:50.300 yeah, you

00:21:51.040 proved that

00:21:51.760 this is fraud,

00:21:53.240 but it's not

00:21:53.840 big enough.

00:21:54.440 It's not

00:21:55.220 big enough

00:21:55.600 to change

00:21:56.040 the outcomes

00:21:56.700 so we

00:21:58.080 don't want

00:21:58.380 to get

00:21:58.580 involved.

00:21:59.460 It's really,

00:22:00.780 really impressive.

00:22:02.840 If you

00:22:03.300 were to

00:22:04.500 look at

00:22:05.680 the whole

00:22:06.360 body of

00:22:07.080 work that

00:22:08.300 created this

00:22:09.160 gigantic ball

00:22:10.460 of bullshit

00:22:11.060 that the

00:22:12.300 public is

00:22:12.920 so far

00:22:13.520 chewing on

00:22:14.200 like it's

00:22:14.680 breakfast,

00:22:16.360 I'm actually

00:22:17.880 literally

00:22:18.580 impressed.

00:22:19.360 There's no,

00:22:20.700 you know,

00:22:21.040 I'm not,

00:22:21.600 this isn't

00:22:22.160 satire.

00:22:23.140 It's not

00:22:23.540 parody.

00:22:23.900 This is

00:22:24.820 impressive

00:22:25.400 criminal

00:22:26.000 work,

00:22:26.960 like really

00:22:27.580 good stuff.

00:22:30.140 So there's

00:22:31.400 that.

00:22:33.180 And I

00:22:33.800 asked this

00:22:34.240 provocative

00:22:34.700 question and

00:22:35.520 I know that

00:22:36.740 from a legal

00:22:37.760 basis,

00:22:38.620 obviously I

00:22:39.580 know that

00:22:40.000 this is not

00:22:40.540 a real thing,

00:22:41.520 but I put it

00:22:42.080 out there just

00:22:42.660 to make people

00:22:44.060 think a little

00:22:45.060 bit, right?

00:22:46.260 Here was my

00:22:46.960 tweet.

00:22:47.240 I said,

00:22:47.540 hypothetically,

00:22:48.160 and the

00:22:48.740 hypothetical is

00:22:49.460 important here,

00:22:50.480 hypothetically,

00:22:51.740 if the

00:22:52.480 mainstream media

00:22:53.380 and,

00:22:54.720 here's the

00:22:55.380 interesting part,

00:22:56.760 the 50 past

00:22:57.860 and present

00:22:58.440 intel professionals

00:23:00.960 who defended

00:23:02.420 Hunter Biden,

00:23:03.760 so the entire

00:23:04.600 fake news media,

00:23:07.600 plus 50 past

00:23:10.000 and present

00:23:10.660 intel people,

00:23:12.220 all supported

00:23:14.000 Hunter Biden

00:23:15.280 as completely

00:23:16.880 innocent and

00:23:18.720 that it's

00:23:19.060 probably Russian

00:23:20.260 disinformation.

00:23:22.640 What do we

00:23:23.420 know now?

00:23:25.500 Now we know

00:23:26.500 it wasn't

00:23:27.600 Russian disinformation,

00:23:28.920 or if it was,

00:23:29.600 it was also

00:23:30.060 true.

00:23:30.440 We know

00:23:32.500 that Hunter

00:23:32.880 Biden had

00:23:33.420 a lot going

00:23:34.040 on.

00:23:35.260 We know

00:23:35.720 that the

00:23:36.060 president,

00:23:36.620 as he

00:23:37.080 gleefully

00:23:37.800 tweeted

00:23:39.180 today,

00:23:40.560 we know

00:23:40.960 the president

00:23:41.500 was right

00:23:42.220 when he was

00:23:42.960 trying to get

00:23:43.500 the Ukrainians

00:23:44.580 to look into

00:23:45.200 things,

00:23:46.160 because it

00:23:46.840 looks like

00:23:47.340 there were

00:23:47.760 some things

00:23:48.500 to look

00:23:48.880 into.

00:23:51.180 So,

00:23:51.880 at this

00:23:52.360 point,

00:23:53.240 since we

00:23:53.740 know the

00:23:54.220 media colluded

00:23:55.160 to get

00:23:55.840 Biden

00:23:56.260 elected,

00:23:57.400 I mean,

00:23:57.680 we know

00:23:57.940 that,

00:23:58.540 and we

00:23:58.840 know that

00:23:59.280 all these

00:24:00.080 intel

00:24:00.480 people,

00:24:01.260 are you

00:24:01.680 telling me

00:24:02.120 that there

00:24:02.460 were 50

00:24:03.200 highly

00:24:04.260 connected

00:24:05.100 intel

00:24:05.640 people

00:24:06.080 who

00:24:06.380 signed

00:24:06.700 this

00:24:06.940 letter?

00:24:07.540 Are you

00:24:07.820 telling me

00:24:08.200 that none

00:24:08.760 of them

00:24:09.280 and nobody

00:24:10.760 in the

00:24:11.200 mainstream

00:24:11.580 news,

00:24:12.240 nobody,

00:24:13.080 all of

00:24:13.500 these

00:24:13.820 investigative

00:24:14.560 reporters,

00:24:15.660 and nobody

00:24:16.140 in the

00:24:16.660 intel

00:24:17.340 community,

00:24:19.080 where,

00:24:19.580 you know,

00:24:19.800 there are

00:24:20.020 leaks

00:24:20.460 everywhere in

00:24:21.100 the world,

00:24:21.780 and none

00:24:22.220 of these

00:24:22.540 people were

00:24:23.900 aware of

00:24:24.620 all of

00:24:25.300 the problems

00:24:25.860 that Hunter

00:24:26.340 Biden

00:24:26.660 was already

00:24:27.560 in with

00:24:29.300 current

00:24:29.800 investigations.

00:24:31.880 Now,

00:24:32.200 if you're

00:24:32.580 telling me

00:24:33.220 that that's

00:24:34.680 not organized,

00:24:35.980 I don't

00:24:36.580 know what

00:24:36.880 organized is.

00:24:38.440 So I

00:24:38.980 asked the

00:24:39.340 question,

00:24:40.000 if the

00:24:41.440 mainstream

00:24:41.760 media and

00:24:42.500 these intel

00:24:43.160 professionals,

00:24:44.480 if they

00:24:44.860 knowingly,

00:24:45.740 and knowingly

00:24:46.420 is the key

00:24:46.880 word,

00:24:47.700 if they

00:24:48.080 knowingly

00:24:48.740 protected

00:24:49.960 an ongoing

00:24:51.040 criminal

00:24:51.800 enterprise,

00:24:53.640 isn't it

00:24:54.580 a RICO

00:24:55.160 case?

00:24:55.580 So a

00:24:58.440 RICO

00:24:58.720 case,

00:24:59.880 roughly

00:25:00.480 speaking,

00:25:01.140 there's

00:25:01.320 some technical

00:25:03.180 details to

00:25:03.900 it,

00:25:04.300 but a

00:25:04.640 RICO

00:25:04.900 case is

00:25:05.560 an

00:25:05.860 organized,

00:25:06.980 ongoing

00:25:07.500 criminal

00:25:08.340 enterprise.

00:25:10.220 The

00:25:10.460 allegations

00:25:10.980 against

00:25:11.500 Hunter

00:25:11.880 are not

00:25:13.260 that he

00:25:13.580 did one

00:25:14.060 crime.

00:25:15.320 I don't

00:25:15.580 know if

00:25:15.880 any of

00:25:17.520 it's

00:25:17.720 true,

00:25:18.260 right?

00:25:18.520 Allegations

00:25:19.020 are

00:25:19.180 allegations.

00:25:20.100 But if

00:25:20.640 it's

00:25:20.900 true that

00:25:22.400 Hunter

00:25:22.700 Biden

00:25:23.060 had some

00:25:23.600 kind of

00:25:24.000 an ongoing

00:25:24.940 criminal

00:25:25.740 activity,

00:25:27.740 and it's

00:25:28.520 true that

00:25:29.160 the

00:25:29.420 mainstream

00:25:29.940 press and

00:25:31.360 the intel

00:25:32.040 professionals

00:25:32.740 that it

00:25:33.140 signed were

00:25:34.280 protecting him,

00:25:35.960 now they may

00:25:36.760 have been

00:25:37.020 protecting him

00:25:37.620 for their

00:25:37.980 own reasons.

00:25:39.660 They may

00:25:40.300 have been

00:25:40.600 protecting him

00:25:41.200 not because

00:25:41.620 they cared

00:25:41.980 about Hunter,

00:25:42.800 but because

00:25:43.320 it would be

00:25:43.680 bad for

00:25:44.220 them if

00:25:44.920 things got

00:25:45.360 out.

00:25:46.480 But doesn't

00:25:46.940 that still

00:25:47.300 qualify?

00:25:49.680 Now I

00:25:50.380 know the

00:25:50.760 answer is

00:25:51.480 no,

00:25:51.940 it's not

00:25:52.300 really a

00:25:52.800 RICO

00:25:53.060 case,

00:25:54.160 Scott,

00:25:54.640 Scott,

00:25:54.960 Scott,

00:25:55.320 you're

00:25:55.520 not a

00:25:55.880 lawyer and

00:25:56.440 you don't

00:25:56.780 understand this

00:25:57.960 isn't like

00:25:58.520 those other

00:25:59.080 situations,

00:25:59.980 it's not

00:26:00.340 like the

00:26:00.800 mafia,

00:26:01.940 but isn't

00:26:02.520 it?

00:26:03.720 It's not

00:26:04.480 like the

00:26:04.880 mafia,

00:26:05.780 but isn't

00:26:07.160 it?

00:26:08.480 Isn't

00:26:08.840 it?

00:26:09.780 Now there's

00:26:10.200 nobody getting

00:26:10.680 killed in

00:26:12.360 these specific

00:26:13.140 cases,

00:26:13.780 but the

00:26:14.340 mafia also

00:26:14.940 does extortion

00:26:15.920 and regular

00:26:16.660 crimes,

00:26:17.560 and they do

00:26:18.220 white-collar

00:26:18.740 crimes as

00:26:19.500 well,

00:26:19.800 right?

00:26:20.500 So is

00:26:21.460 there really

00:26:21.980 a difference

00:26:22.600 between the

00:26:23.780 mafia?

00:26:25.100 Let me

00:26:25.580 give you

00:26:25.840 an example.

00:26:27.880 Does

00:26:28.320 everybody who

00:26:29.240 would be

00:26:29.620 helping the

00:26:30.280 mafia,

00:26:31.420 allegedly,

00:26:32.900 do you

00:26:33.780 think that

00:26:34.140 all of

00:26:34.500 them are

00:26:34.820 part of

00:26:35.340 the

00:26:35.460 mafia?

00:26:36.260 Or do

00:26:36.740 you think

00:26:37.080 that,

00:26:37.420 for example,

00:26:38.480 the mafia

00:26:38.960 might have,

00:26:39.780 let's say,

00:26:40.340 some police

00:26:40.940 officers who

00:26:41.900 are on

00:26:42.140 the take?

00:26:43.140 Maybe they

00:26:43.680 own a few

00:26:44.140 judges?

00:26:45.560 Right?

00:26:46.200 So you

00:26:46.860 don't have

00:26:47.240 to be in

00:26:47.860 the mafia

00:26:48.420 to be

00:26:49.880 part of

00:26:50.440 a large

00:26:50.860 criminal

00:26:51.320 enterprise,

00:26:52.440 do you?

00:26:53.700 Can't you

00:26:54.360 be a

00:26:54.740 corrupted

00:26:55.040 judge?

00:26:55.820 You're

00:26:56.000 not the

00:26:56.380 mafia,

00:26:56.820 but you're

00:26:57.340 part of

00:26:57.880 helping,

00:26:58.320 right?

00:26:59.080 So I

00:26:59.900 don't see

00:27:00.320 a lot of

00:27:00.900 difference

00:27:01.320 conceptually.

00:27:03.140 Obviously,

00:27:03.820 legally,

00:27:04.300 it's not

00:27:04.640 going to be

00:27:04.920 a Rico

00:27:05.560 case,

00:27:06.020 and I

00:27:06.180 know that.

00:27:07.220 But

00:27:07.440 conceptually,

00:27:08.840 this is

00:27:11.400 organized

00:27:11.700 crime.

00:27:12.920 Is it

00:27:13.480 not?

00:27:14.360 Looks like

00:27:15.020 the

00:27:17.580 Nobel Peace

00:27:18.280 Prize went

00:27:19.040 to the

00:27:19.620 World Food

00:27:20.500 Program.

00:27:21.760 The World

00:27:22.280 Food Program.

00:27:24.000 I'm sure

00:27:24.900 that the

00:27:25.280 World Food

00:27:25.900 Program did

00:27:26.900 a good job.

00:27:28.940 Because,

00:27:29.920 and you

00:27:30.620 know,

00:27:31.160 they deserve

00:27:31.720 the Peace

00:27:32.180 Prize,

00:27:32.640 because when

00:27:33.760 you think

00:27:34.240 of feeding

00:27:34.980 people,

00:27:36.020 you think

00:27:36.920 of peace.

00:27:38.340 Do you?

00:27:39.700 Or do you

00:27:40.200 think that

00:27:40.520 feeding people

00:27:41.140 is just

00:27:41.520 good by

00:27:41.960 itself?

00:27:43.600 Maybe

00:27:44.020 feeding

00:27:44.620 people should

00:27:45.260 just stand

00:27:45.720 alone.

00:27:46.780 Maybe the

00:27:47.320 Nobel Peace

00:27:48.000 Prize should

00:27:48.720 have something

00:27:49.240 to do with

00:27:50.000 peace.

00:27:51.960 You know,

00:27:52.480 I get it

00:27:53.100 that feeding

00:27:53.620 people helps

00:27:55.240 keep the

00:27:55.740 peace.

00:27:56.460 I mean,

00:27:56.800 I get it

00:27:57.320 that they're

00:27:57.640 connected.

00:27:58.660 But in

00:27:59.100 that way,

00:27:59.660 isn't

00:27:59.980 everything

00:28:00.420 connected?

00:28:01.700 I mean,

00:28:02.420 you know,

00:28:02.880 electricity

00:28:03.460 probably helps

00:28:04.260 the peace

00:28:04.620 too.

00:28:05.580 Do you

00:28:05.880 give the

00:28:06.340 Nobel Peace

00:28:06.880 Prize to

00:28:07.420 electricity?

00:28:09.120 So,

00:28:09.760 while I

00:28:10.160 think the

00:28:10.500 World Food

00:28:11.000 Program probably

00:28:11.860 did a great

00:28:12.500 job,

00:28:13.180 and I

00:28:13.680 would like to

00:28:14.140 congratulate

00:28:14.580 them,

00:28:15.020 because I'm

00:28:15.280 sure people

00:28:15.720 looked into

00:28:16.200 it and

00:28:16.520 said,

00:28:16.900 this is

00:28:17.220 terrific.

00:28:18.160 So,

00:28:18.700 no slight

00:28:19.940 to them.

00:28:20.660 Great work,

00:28:21.720 people.

00:28:22.640 I'm glad we

00:28:23.760 have something

00:28:24.260 called a

00:28:24.700 World Food

00:28:25.400 Program.

00:28:26.100 That sounds

00:28:26.560 like a

00:28:26.880 really,

00:28:27.220 really,

00:28:27.520 really good

00:28:27.960 thing.

00:28:29.340 But they

00:28:30.960 gave that

00:28:31.580 prize to

00:28:32.200 them just

00:28:32.900 to fuck

00:28:33.500 Trump,

00:28:34.160 didn't

00:28:34.340 they?

00:28:35.860 The Nobel

00:28:36.700 Peace Prize

00:28:37.280 just became

00:28:37.900 a, well,

00:28:38.840 I guess it's

00:28:39.420 always been

00:28:39.760 political.

00:28:40.640 But it's

00:28:41.400 so nakedly

00:28:42.200 political.

00:28:43.420 When you've

00:28:43.880 got Trump,

00:28:45.620 I mean,

00:28:46.000 Trump so

00:28:47.160 won the

00:28:48.080 Nobel Peace

00:28:48.680 Prize.

00:28:49.820 I don't

00:28:50.420 think even

00:28:51.100 his critics

00:28:51.980 would disagree

00:28:52.740 that if

00:28:54.200 you're

00:28:54.440 narrowly

00:28:55.020 looking at

00:28:55.700 peace,

00:28:57.700 it was

00:28:58.580 Trump.

00:28:59.920 All right,

00:29:00.320 I've never

00:29:00.860 seen a

00:29:01.920 cleaner

00:29:02.420 example of

00:29:04.640 somebody who

00:29:05.420 won the

00:29:05.940 prize and

00:29:06.460 didn't win

00:29:06.880 the prize.

00:29:08.080 I mean,

00:29:08.520 Trump won

00:29:09.280 this times

00:29:09.840 ten.

00:29:11.040 There's

00:29:11.260 nobody who,

00:29:11.900 I don't

00:29:12.160 think,

00:29:12.920 name,

00:29:13.320 seriously,

00:29:14.140 in all

00:29:14.520 seriousness,

00:29:15.520 with no

00:29:15.900 hyperbole,

00:29:17.280 name one

00:29:17.840 fucking

00:29:18.340 person in

00:29:19.040 the whole

00:29:19.560 fucking

00:29:20.120 world who

00:29:21.580 deserved it

00:29:22.280 more than

00:29:22.720 Trump did

00:29:23.240 this year.

00:29:24.260 If you

00:29:24.580 look at

00:29:24.840 the Middle

00:29:25.180 East,

00:29:25.680 you look

00:29:25.920 at,

00:29:26.280 you know,

00:29:27.220 if you

00:29:27.800 look at

00:29:28.060 North Korea,

00:29:28.920 you look

00:29:29.240 at,

00:29:29.620 what,

00:29:30.180 Serbia,

00:29:31.320 I mean,

00:29:31.580 it's not

00:29:31.860 even close.

00:29:32.980 He drew

00:29:34.100 down the

00:29:34.700 military,

00:29:35.660 you know,

00:29:37.100 it's not

00:29:37.960 even close.

00:29:39.280 There is

00:29:39.960 nobody who's

00:29:40.880 ever deserved

00:29:41.760 a Nobel Peace

00:29:42.720 Prize more

00:29:44.180 than Trump.

00:29:45.500 Nobody.

00:29:46.140 It's not

00:29:46.440 even close.

00:29:49.060 Yeah,

00:29:49.320 maybe Jared.

00:29:50.220 You know,

00:29:50.540 you can make

00:29:51.280 an argument

00:29:51.640 for Jared.

00:29:55.160 So,

00:29:56.160 here's another

00:29:58.300 way that the

00:29:58.880 simulation is

00:29:59.860 winking at you

00:30:00.800 in a fun way.

00:30:02.480 Here's the

00:30:02.980 best thing

00:30:03.520 about 2020.

00:30:04.660 2020 has

00:30:05.340 been,

00:30:05.960 can we all

00:30:06.580 agree it's

00:30:07.040 been just

00:30:07.420 the worst

00:30:07.840 year?

00:30:08.100 2020 is

00:30:10.100 a pretty

00:30:10.440 bad year,

00:30:11.280 right?

00:30:11.820 Pretty bad

00:30:12.580 year.

00:30:13.260 But there's

00:30:13.780 one thing

00:30:14.200 about 2020

00:30:14.880 that I'm

00:30:15.620 going to

00:30:15.960 appreciate,

00:30:16.620 and I'd

00:30:16.860 like to

00:30:17.140 call it

00:30:17.500 out.

00:30:18.140 Because I

00:30:18.500 like to

00:30:18.960 say the

00:30:19.320 glass is

00:30:22.000 half full.

00:30:24.860 And it's

00:30:25.300 this,

00:30:26.420 you're never

00:30:27.100 going to

00:30:28.380 in the rest

00:30:29.060 of your

00:30:29.400 life,

00:30:30.520 you will

00:30:30.900 never hear

00:30:31.620 Representative

00:30:33.040 Swalwell

00:30:33.780 say that

00:30:35.040 the

00:30:35.220 allegations

00:30:35.840 against

00:30:36.400 him

00:30:36.680 for the

00:30:37.300 Chinese

00:30:37.680 spy

00:30:38.120 is

00:30:39.540 gaslighting.

00:30:41.760 That's it.

00:30:43.420 That's a

00:30:44.180 word that

00:30:44.980 Representative

00:30:45.640 Eric Swalwell

00:30:46.440 cannot use

00:30:47.260 in public.

00:30:48.420 He can

00:30:48.700 never use

00:30:49.280 the phrase

00:30:49.940 gaslighting.

00:30:51.840 Because you

00:30:52.640 know he

00:30:53.000 wants to.

00:30:54.160 He wants

00:30:54.840 to say that

00:30:55.400 these allegations

00:30:56.140 against him

00:30:56.860 are gaslighting.

00:30:58.280 But he

00:30:58.820 can't.

00:30:59.680 He can't.

00:31:00.340 Because he's

00:31:01.540 famous for

00:31:02.040 farting.

00:31:03.000 Now I don't

00:31:03.540 think he

00:31:03.840 actually farted

00:31:04.460 on camera.

00:31:05.140 But he's

00:31:05.420 famous for

00:31:06.040 the allegation

00:31:06.740 that he

00:31:07.040 farted on

00:31:07.480 camera.

00:31:09.600 So he

00:31:10.220 can't use

00:31:10.680 the word

00:31:10.940 gaslighting.

00:31:11.700 Because if

00:31:11.980 he ever

00:31:12.260 says that

00:31:12.680 word in

00:31:13.040 public again,

00:31:14.720 social media

00:31:15.380 will go

00:31:15.760 crazy.

00:31:16.580 He said

00:31:17.240 gaslighting.

00:31:18.080 He said

00:31:18.380 gaslighting.

00:31:19.340 You better

00:31:19.700 not light

00:31:20.160 your gas,

00:31:20.880 if you know

00:31:21.280 what I mean.

00:31:22.180 You're going

00:31:22.500 to blow the

00:31:22.980 back of your

00:31:23.420 pants out.

00:31:24.980 So there

00:31:26.080 is nothing

00:31:26.580 funnier in

00:31:27.840 terms of

00:31:28.200 the simulation

00:31:28.920 than the

00:31:29.840 fact that

00:31:30.320 Eric Swalwell,

00:31:31.700 specifically him,

00:31:33.520 can never

00:31:34.040 again use

00:31:34.620 the word

00:31:35.100 gaslighting.

00:31:37.240 It's just

00:31:37.660 perfect.

00:31:41.960 If Biden

00:31:43.240 gets inaugurated,

00:31:44.720 as I think

00:31:45.860 most people

00:31:46.540 are expecting

00:31:47.200 no matter

00:31:47.720 what they

00:31:48.100 thought of

00:31:48.480 the actual

00:31:49.120 election,

00:31:50.000 I think

00:31:50.300 people at

00:31:50.740 this point

00:31:51.120 do expect

00:31:51.680 Biden to

00:31:52.460 be inaugurated.

00:31:53.460 If he

00:31:53.860 does,

00:31:55.320 can we

00:31:55.760 say,

00:31:57.580 will we

00:31:58.920 be able to

00:31:59.400 say if

00:31:59.820 Biden was

00:32:00.360 inaugurated

00:32:00.940 that the

00:32:01.480 swamp

00:32:02.000 drained

00:32:03.320 Trump?

00:32:04.760 Because that's

00:32:05.260 what it

00:32:05.480 looks like,

00:32:05.900 doesn't it?

00:32:06.600 It looks

00:32:07.020 like Trump

00:32:07.560 tried to

00:32:08.040 drain the

00:32:08.460 swamp,

00:32:08.960 but the

00:32:09.260 swamp

00:32:09.560 drained

00:32:10.040 Trump?

00:32:12.020 And low

00:32:12.820 information

00:32:13.300 voters

00:32:13.800 are going

00:32:17.580 to think

00:32:17.980 that that

00:32:18.860 was the

00:32:19.260 will of

00:32:19.620 the people.

00:32:21.060 If you're

00:32:21.660 a low

00:32:21.980 information

00:32:22.520 voter,

00:32:23.200 the news,

00:32:23.940 which is

00:32:24.200 part of

00:32:24.500 this criminal

00:32:25.700 enterprise,

00:32:26.440 RICO

00:32:27.220 situation,

00:32:28.860 the news

00:32:29.460 is going

00:32:29.840 to tell

00:32:30.100 you that

00:32:30.760 there was

00:32:31.280 a vote

00:32:31.800 and that

00:32:32.520 the will

00:32:32.880 of the

00:32:33.160 people

00:32:33.460 was

00:32:34.920 displayed

00:32:36.160 and that

00:32:37.280 the will

00:32:37.600 of the

00:32:37.820 people

00:32:38.080 picked

00:32:38.600 Biden.

00:32:41.580 But we

00:32:42.840 know that

00:32:43.260 nothing like

00:32:43.820 that happened.

00:32:45.400 And I'm

00:32:45.880 not even

00:32:46.200 talking about

00:32:46.820 election fraud.

00:32:48.580 We talked

00:32:49.360 about Joel

00:32:50.280 Pollack's

00:32:50.920 book,

00:32:52.340 which I'll

00:32:53.320 now forget

00:32:53.940 the name of,

00:32:54.580 Neither Fair

00:32:55.200 Nor Free.

00:32:56.740 It's a tough

00:32:57.460 title to

00:32:57.960 remember.

00:32:58.440 Joel, you

00:32:58.760 have to

00:32:58.980 work on

00:32:59.360 a title

00:32:59.840 that is

00:33:00.400 easier to

00:33:00.920 remember.

00:33:02.220 But he

00:33:03.840 makes the

00:33:04.220 case in

00:33:04.560 his new

00:33:04.860 book,

00:33:05.140 which I

00:33:05.540 think is

00:33:05.940 number one

00:33:06.420 in its

00:33:06.680 category,

00:33:07.260 and you

00:33:07.480 should

00:33:07.680 buy.

00:33:08.400 So just

00:33:08.720 look for

00:33:09.160 Joel Pollack

00:33:10.220 on Amazon.

00:33:11.560 P-O-L-L-A-K.

00:33:13.940 And he

00:33:14.620 talks about

00:33:15.180 everything from

00:33:15.940 the social

00:33:16.580 media

00:33:17.120 manipulation

00:33:18.760 of search

00:33:19.840 results,

00:33:21.000 to the

00:33:21.400 fake news,

00:33:22.180 just making

00:33:22.680 up news,

00:33:23.580 to that

00:33:24.540 structure.

00:33:25.960 And once

00:33:26.360 you see

00:33:26.700 the whole

00:33:27.040 structure,

00:33:27.920 if you're

00:33:28.620 a high

00:33:28.980 information

00:33:29.560 voter,

00:33:30.840 you realize

00:33:31.560 that the

00:33:32.160 only thing

00:33:32.600 that didn't

00:33:33.140 matter in

00:33:33.620 this election

00:33:34.120 was the

00:33:34.680 will of

00:33:34.960 the people.

00:33:35.800 Because the

00:33:36.500 will of

00:33:36.820 the people

00:33:37.140 was simply

00:33:37.640 assigned to

00:33:38.340 them.

00:33:39.940 The social

00:33:40.880 media and

00:33:41.700 the fake

00:33:42.060 news assign

00:33:42.920 opinions.

00:33:43.840 If you

00:33:44.300 believe that

00:33:44.740 people just

00:33:45.380 come up with

00:33:45.920 their own

00:33:46.200 opinions,

00:33:47.280 you're stuck

00:33:48.700 in 2015

00:33:49.580 thinking.

00:33:50.180 most of

00:33:52.340 us have

00:33:52.740 learned

00:33:53.160 since,

00:33:53.840 at least

00:33:54.200 since 2016,

00:33:56.260 most people

00:33:57.040 now understand

00:33:57.900 that people

00:33:58.680 don't come

00:33:59.320 to their

00:33:59.740 own

00:33:59.920 conclusions,

00:34:01.260 make their

00:34:01.640 own

00:34:01.780 opinions.

00:34:02.200 That's

00:34:02.400 not a

00:34:02.680 thing.

00:34:03.920 Scientifically,

00:34:04.820 it's not

00:34:05.760 a thing.

00:34:06.980 So these

00:34:07.780 are assigned

00:34:08.460 opinions by

00:34:10.440 the people

00:34:11.580 in this

00:34:12.000 RICO

00:34:12.500 criminal

00:34:13.260 organization.

00:34:13.900 You're

00:34:17.920 all waiting

00:34:18.260 for my

00:34:18.760 angry Joe

00:34:20.340 Biden

00:34:20.620 impersonation?

00:34:21.700 I think

00:34:22.000 you should

00:34:22.260 be.

00:34:23.440 But before

00:34:23.980 that,

00:34:25.240 let's talk

00:34:25.780 about Congress.

00:34:26.720 So Congress

00:34:27.300 continues to

00:34:28.100 be worthless

00:34:29.020 and they

00:34:30.460 continue to

00:34:31.420 not put

00:34:32.380 together the

00:34:33.200 kind of

00:34:33.740 bill that

00:34:34.120 we need.

00:34:34.900 Let me

00:34:35.200 give Congress

00:34:35.920 some advice.

00:34:37.960 Congress,

00:34:38.760 here's some

00:34:39.140 advice.

00:34:40.140 If somebody

00:34:41.120 is offering

00:34:41.640 a larger

00:34:43.160 bill,

00:34:43.900 or somebody

00:34:44.680 has a

00:34:45.040 smaller bill

00:34:45.600 and maybe

00:34:45.940 they have

00:34:46.220 different

00:34:46.500 things in

00:34:46.940 them,

00:34:47.340 if you

00:34:47.780 can't

00:34:48.080 agree,

00:34:48.620 just pick

00:34:48.980 the larger

00:34:49.460 one.

00:34:50.780 Pick the

00:34:51.180 larger one.

00:34:51.640 That will

00:34:51.920 never be

00:34:52.360 the wrong

00:34:52.700 answer.

00:34:53.080 Just pick

00:34:53.380 the big

00:34:53.660 one.

00:34:54.520 Now,

00:34:54.980 there is

00:34:55.460 this question

00:34:55.980 about the

00:34:57.380 protection

00:34:58.120 for lawsuits

00:35:00.240 that I guess

00:35:01.340 the Republicans

00:35:01.900 want to have

00:35:02.400 protection

00:35:02.800 against

00:35:03.220 coronavirus

00:35:04.240 lawsuits.

00:35:05.420 In other

00:35:05.720 words,

00:35:06.100 protection

00:35:06.500 against

00:35:07.080 somebody

00:35:08.080 saying,

00:35:08.680 I got

00:35:08.920 coronavirus

00:35:09.360 in your

00:35:10.240 company,

00:35:16.100 so I'm

00:35:16.400 going to

00:35:16.580 sue you

00:35:17.020 because you

00:35:17.520 didn't do

00:35:17.860 enough

00:35:18.100 controls to

00:35:19.020 keep me

00:35:19.360 from getting

00:35:19.740 coronavirus.

00:35:20.940 Now,

00:35:21.520 the Democrats

00:35:22.320 say we

00:35:23.840 can't do

00:35:24.220 that because

00:35:25.280 the people

00:35:25.640 have to have

00:35:26.060 the right

00:35:26.440 to sue,

00:35:27.720 otherwise

00:35:28.100 companies won't

00:35:29.120 do the right

00:35:29.560 thing.

00:35:29.920 They need

00:35:30.600 that pressure

00:35:31.080 on them.

00:35:31.800 But here's

00:35:32.240 what people

00:35:32.780 who think

00:35:33.380 that's a

00:35:33.800 good idea

00:35:34.400 don't know.

00:35:35.200 you don't

00:35:36.860 know what

00:35:37.400 it's like

00:35:37.880 to own

00:35:38.320 a small

00:35:38.840 business.

00:35:39.840 Let me

00:35:40.240 explain to

00:35:40.940 you what

00:35:41.720 it's fucking

00:35:42.380 like to

00:35:43.120 own a small

00:35:43.780 business.

00:35:44.560 Now,

00:35:44.780 if I may,

00:35:45.700 I generally

00:35:46.760 don't like to

00:35:47.320 talk on

00:35:48.360 behalf of

00:35:48.960 other people,

00:35:49.940 but I'm

00:35:50.420 going to

00:35:50.580 make an

00:35:50.880 exception

00:35:51.240 here.

00:35:52.280 I'm going

00:35:52.640 to speak

00:35:53.140 without being

00:35:54.300 asked to.

00:35:54.960 I know

00:35:55.220 it's

00:35:55.380 inappropriate,

00:35:56.280 but I'm

00:35:56.640 going to

00:35:56.840 speak on

00:35:57.320 behalf of

00:35:58.240 small

00:35:58.660 business

00:35:59.140 owners.

00:36:00.260 Now,

00:36:00.800 I don't

00:36:01.180 think you'll

00:36:01.660 mind after

00:36:02.380 you hear me

00:36:02.840 say it.

00:36:03.580 All right?

00:36:04.140 So this

00:36:04.580 is for

00:36:05.060 the benefit

00:36:05.580 of small

00:36:06.120 business

00:36:06.520 owners,

00:36:07.100 and I

00:36:07.620 speak as

00:36:08.120 one because

00:36:08.700 I've owned

00:36:09.140 a couple

00:36:09.480 of small

00:36:09.880 restaurants.

00:36:11.020 And let me

00:36:11.400 tell you what

00:36:11.960 you learn if

00:36:13.100 you're a

00:36:13.420 small business

00:36:14.240 owner.

00:36:15.200 And I say

00:36:15.660 this for all

00:36:16.320 you small

00:36:16.760 business

00:36:17.200 owners.

00:36:18.340 You will

00:36:18.840 get sued,

00:36:19.760 if you're a

00:36:20.240 small business

00:36:20.840 owner,

00:36:21.780 you will get

00:36:22.440 sued for

00:36:23.440 fucking

00:36:24.060 anything.

00:36:25.820 Do you

00:36:26.220 know what

00:36:26.680 I got sued

00:36:27.540 for when

00:36:28.340 I owned,

00:36:28.900 the business

00:36:29.320 got sued

00:36:29.800 for when

00:36:30.760 I was a

00:36:31.260 restaurant

00:36:31.560 owner?

00:36:32.500 Nothing.

00:36:32.980 But we

00:36:34.080 still got

00:36:34.480 sued.

00:36:35.480 And by

00:36:35.780 nothing I

00:36:36.340 mean there

00:36:37.060 were no

00:36:37.420 victims,

00:36:38.660 nobody even

00:36:39.280 claimed to

00:36:39.920 be a

00:36:40.180 victim.

00:36:41.200 Can you

00:36:41.940 believe that?

00:36:42.840 No victims,

00:36:44.340 nobody even

00:36:45.060 claimed to be

00:36:46.160 disadvantaged,

00:36:47.500 and I still

00:36:48.280 fucking got

00:36:49.060 sued because

00:36:49.800 there was some

00:36:50.260 technicality that

00:36:51.620 allowed it to

00:36:52.160 be possible.

00:36:53.080 More than

00:36:53.900 once, if you

00:36:55.240 are a small

00:36:55.980 business owner,

00:36:57.680 you know what

00:36:58.720 the fucking

00:36:59.480 assholes in

00:37:00.740 Congress don't

00:37:01.840 know, because

00:37:02.680 they haven't

00:37:03.160 had a fucking

00:37:04.000 job where they

00:37:04.740 had to meet a

00:37:05.340 payroll.

00:37:06.000 If you're a

00:37:06.480 small business

00:37:07.120 owner, your

00:37:07.860 number one

00:37:08.540 fucking risk,

00:37:09.960 number one,

00:37:11.360 is getting

00:37:11.840 sued

00:37:12.440 illegitimately.

00:37:14.620 It's your

00:37:14.980 number one

00:37:15.500 fucking risk.

00:37:16.840 You should

00:37:17.220 not even be

00:37:17.920 in business if

00:37:18.600 you can't have

00:37:19.400 this kind of

00:37:19.880 protection.

00:37:20.820 Democrats are

00:37:21.940 not having

00:37:22.900 some principle

00:37:23.720 disagreement.

00:37:24.820 They're not

00:37:25.260 trying to

00:37:25.780 protect the

00:37:27.720 system and

00:37:28.600 protect the

00:37:29.120 people so

00:37:29.900 that the

00:37:30.320 businesses will

00:37:31.480 do the right

00:37:32.040 thing.

00:37:32.620 Nothing like

00:37:33.520 that is

00:37:34.000 happening.

00:37:35.120 Democrats who

00:37:35.880 are holding

00:37:36.240 this up are

00:37:37.180 fucking

00:37:37.880 uninformed.

00:37:40.300 Every fucking

00:37:41.320 small business

00:37:42.120 owner will tell

00:37:43.040 you what I'm

00:37:43.660 telling you right

00:37:44.300 now.

00:37:45.000 If you don't

00:37:45.540 have that

00:37:45.980 protection, the

00:37:47.180 odds of you

00:37:47.780 getting sued by

00:37:49.340 somebody who can

00:37:50.080 simply make a

00:37:50.820 case.

00:37:51.320 They're going

00:37:51.540 to say, the

00:37:52.600 server came

00:37:53.320 over and their

00:37:54.420 mask fell down

00:37:55.400 while they were

00:37:55.860 talking to me.

00:37:57.020 And I got

00:37:57.480 COVID.

00:37:58.400 I walked in

00:37:59.400 and there

00:37:59.760 should have

00:38:00.060 been more

00:38:00.600 barriers.

00:38:02.200 I didn't see

00:38:02.940 anybody disinfecting

00:38:04.480 things between

00:38:05.360 customers.

00:38:06.560 You see where I'm

00:38:07.240 going?

00:38:07.860 Do you know

00:38:08.240 which businesses

00:38:08.880 are going to

00:38:09.340 get sued?

00:38:10.500 Every fucking

00:38:11.500 business.

00:38:12.380 Every one of

00:38:13.020 them.

00:38:13.380 They're all

00:38:13.920 going to get

00:38:14.340 sued.

00:38:14.940 This is just

00:38:15.620 a payday for

00:38:16.420 fucking lawyers.

00:38:17.960 And do you

00:38:18.260 know why the

00:38:18.720 lawyers get a

00:38:19.740 fucking payday?

00:38:20.680 Because they're

00:38:21.180 part of this

00:38:21.780 criminal fucking

00:38:23.020 organization that

00:38:24.600 made this

00:38:25.300 result.

00:38:26.360 what you're

00:38:28.400 watching is a

00:38:29.520 fucking crime

00:38:30.720 happening right

00:38:31.720 in front of

00:38:32.200 you.

00:38:32.720 The trial

00:38:33.220 lawyers, I

00:38:33.840 guess, that

00:38:34.680 would be my

00:38:35.100 best guess, are

00:38:36.100 trying to do

00:38:36.700 this for whatever

00:38:37.280 their own

00:38:37.660 reason is.

00:38:38.200 They obviously

00:38:38.780 have enough

00:38:39.240 control over

00:38:39.920 Congress to

00:38:40.920 stop the

00:38:41.800 whole fucking

00:38:42.660 country from

00:38:43.460 eating.

00:38:46.820 There are

00:38:47.560 people suffering

00:38:48.480 in unbelievable

00:38:50.540 fucking ways

00:38:51.520 right now.

00:38:53.460 And it's

00:38:54.320 because there's

00:38:56.880 some number of

00:38:57.620 Democrats who

00:38:58.420 are fucking

00:38:58.960 stupid.

00:39:00.080 They don't

00:39:00.760 know that the

00:39:01.620 biggest risk is

00:39:03.320 this, these

00:39:04.820 illegitimate lawsuits

00:39:05.940 for a small

00:39:06.480 business.

00:39:06.940 If you've never

00:39:07.620 been in a small

00:39:08.320 business, don't

00:39:09.280 fucking vote.

00:39:10.960 Right?

00:39:11.320 If you haven't

00:39:12.240 actually run a

00:39:13.360 small business and

00:39:14.280 you're in Congress,

00:39:15.200 don't fucking vote

00:39:16.320 on this.

00:39:17.340 You haven't earned

00:39:18.340 it.

00:39:19.060 You haven't earned

00:39:19.760 it.

00:39:20.760 You don't know

00:39:21.220 what you're doing.

00:39:22.080 You're not capable.

00:39:23.060 You're not

00:39:23.300 competent.

00:39:24.280 You're fucking

00:39:25.020 uninformed.

00:39:26.140 Let somebody

00:39:26.820 who's owned a

00:39:28.260 small fucking

00:39:29.100 business set you

00:39:30.580 straight.

00:39:31.820 It's a big deal.

00:39:34.020 And if you want

00:39:34.560 to give a bonus

00:39:35.580 to your fucking

00:39:36.560 lawyer friends

00:39:38.040 who helped you

00:39:38.640 steal the

00:39:39.160 goddamn...

00:39:39.840 Sorry, you

00:39:41.060 don't like it

00:39:41.840 when I use that

00:39:42.300 word.

00:39:43.080 To steal the

00:39:43.720 fucking election,

00:39:45.320 this is what

00:39:47.160 you do.

00:39:47.640 So here's my

00:39:48.660 solution for it.

00:39:50.600 The problem

00:39:51.380 with Congress,

00:39:52.180 the way it's

00:39:52.520 organized, is that

00:39:53.360 they don't have

00:39:53.820 any incentive to

00:39:55.080 do a good job.

00:39:56.180 Do they?

00:39:57.240 Congress as a

00:39:58.180 whole has no

00:39:59.340 incentive to do

00:40:00.180 a good job because

00:40:01.340 every one of those

00:40:02.100 fucking assholes is

00:40:03.100 going to get

00:40:03.500 re-elected some

00:40:04.760 like 99%, right?

00:40:06.320 If you were not

00:40:07.520 going to lose your

00:40:08.400 job, no matter

00:40:09.180 whether you did

00:40:09.820 your job or not,

00:40:10.700 would you do

00:40:11.120 your job?

00:40:11.840 No.

00:40:12.660 That's socialism.

00:40:14.240 Congress is

00:40:14.900 teaching you how

00:40:16.180 socialism works.

00:40:18.120 Socialism has a

00:40:18.940 problem.

00:40:20.280 It disincentivizes

00:40:22.320 people.

00:40:22.920 Your motivation to

00:40:23.840 work is less because

00:40:25.140 you don't get to keep

00:40:25.960 much of what you

00:40:26.560 work for, right?

00:40:27.860 Congress is

00:40:28.640 modeling that

00:40:29.320 behavior.

00:40:29.840 They have no

00:40:30.380 motivation to do

00:40:31.380 the fucking job of

00:40:32.640 the people.

00:40:33.460 None.

00:40:34.160 They can just go to

00:40:35.100 their fucking happy

00:40:36.140 Christmas and leave

00:40:37.560 you to fucking starve

00:40:39.300 and it doesn't matter

00:40:40.920 to them.

00:40:41.500 They'll still get

00:40:42.220 re-elected.

00:40:43.140 So here's my

00:40:43.760 suggestion.

00:40:44.180 If this sounds

00:40:45.800 like a humorous

00:40:46.820 suggestion, it's

00:40:47.520 not.

00:40:48.640 You might laugh

00:40:49.340 at it.

00:40:50.380 But what follows

00:40:51.260 is a serious

00:40:52.340 suggestion.

00:40:54.840 We should stop

00:40:55.980 paying them.

00:40:57.480 But not

00:40:58.460 legislatively.

00:41:00.080 This is the key

00:41:00.960 part of the

00:41:01.540 system.

00:41:02.580 Somebody has

00:41:03.440 the job of

00:41:04.880 processing the

00:41:05.720 payroll, right?

00:41:07.840 There's somebody's

00:41:08.700 job it is to

00:41:10.220 push the buttons

00:41:11.360 and do whatever

00:41:12.240 needs to be done

00:41:13.120 that a payroll

00:41:14.500 check or a payroll

00:41:15.680 deposit, probably

00:41:16.700 direct deposit, is

00:41:18.100 produced and it

00:41:19.400 goes into the

00:41:20.620 bank accounts of

00:41:22.340 people in Congress.

00:41:24.000 There are people

00:41:24.560 just, it's just a

00:41:26.120 job, right?

00:41:27.880 The people doing

00:41:29.000 those jobs should

00:41:31.220 do them poorly.

00:41:33.420 In other words,

00:41:34.560 they should not

00:41:35.400 decide anything.

00:41:37.360 They should not

00:41:38.020 decide whether

00:41:39.220 Congress gets a

00:41:40.120 check because it's

00:41:41.000 not their decision,

00:41:41.880 right?

00:41:42.440 The people who

00:41:43.120 process the payroll

00:41:44.180 are not in charge

00:41:45.520 of whether

00:41:46.860 payroll, you know,

00:41:48.640 there should be a

00:41:49.300 payroll.

00:41:50.240 They simply are

00:41:52.120 the ones who make

00:41:52.860 it happen.

00:41:54.240 And what I'm

00:41:55.040 suggesting is they

00:41:56.140 should work

00:41:57.340 slower.

00:41:58.760 What I'm

00:41:59.280 suggesting is that

00:42:00.060 maybe they should

00:42:00.800 accidentally push

00:42:03.320 a button that

00:42:04.140 stops payroll

00:42:05.060 going just to

00:42:05.840 Congress, not to

00:42:07.220 anybody else, just

00:42:08.140 to Congress.

00:42:08.600 And when

00:42:10.540 somebody asks

00:42:11.180 them to fix

00:42:11.840 it, they

00:42:13.420 should say

00:42:13.780 yes.

00:42:14.880 They should say

00:42:15.420 yes.

00:42:16.540 And take their

00:42:17.280 time.

00:42:18.540 Just take their

00:42:19.100 time.

00:42:20.900 And if somebody

00:42:21.680 says, hey, why

00:42:22.400 haven't you fixed

00:42:23.040 this yet?

00:42:23.460 We're not getting

00:42:24.040 our paychecks.

00:42:25.120 Then the people in

00:42:26.060 the payroll, and I'm

00:42:26.960 not talking about

00:42:27.600 anybody in charge,

00:42:29.260 I'm talking about

00:42:29.900 the employees,

00:42:30.880 individual employees.

00:42:32.500 Now, of course,

00:42:33.080 you need your boss

00:42:33.840 to be on board,

00:42:34.560 right?

00:42:34.740 Because you

00:42:35.000 don't want to

00:42:35.360 get fired.

00:42:36.640 But the individual

00:42:38.080 employees should say,

00:42:39.160 yes, yes, we'll go

00:42:40.260 fix that.

00:42:41.420 We're on it.

00:42:43.140 We're all over that.

00:42:44.380 We're going to go

00:42:44.820 fix that.

00:42:46.320 I got busy.

00:42:48.040 Well, it wasn't my

00:42:48.740 fault.

00:42:49.060 I had a sick day.

00:42:50.320 I was going to fix

00:42:51.140 that in one minute.

00:42:53.420 But I got, I might

00:42:55.040 have a little

00:42:55.520 coronavirus.

00:42:57.000 I had to stay

00:42:57.920 home.

00:42:58.360 Couldn't fix it.

00:42:58.940 So, in all

00:43:01.860 seriousness, since I

00:43:03.760 know the small

00:43:04.420 business owners have

00:43:05.500 too much to do, and

00:43:07.040 they don't have the

00:43:08.860 funds to do this,

00:43:09.660 frankly, what we

00:43:10.880 should do, if we

00:43:12.480 were a functioning

00:43:13.300 society, we should

00:43:15.100 surround the

00:43:16.060 capital, physically

00:43:17.940 surround it, and

00:43:19.100 not let anybody out

00:43:20.000 until they pass the

00:43:20.680 bill.

00:43:21.580 I don't think

00:43:22.420 Congress should get

00:43:23.200 to go home.

00:43:24.940 I don't think they

00:43:25.600 should get to go

00:43:26.220 home.

00:43:27.200 My first choice, but

00:43:28.480 it's less

00:43:29.600 practical, it's

00:43:30.420 hard to do, would

00:43:31.440 be to physically

00:43:32.780 blockade the

00:43:33.720 capital and just

00:43:35.300 say, here's the

00:43:35.900 deal.

00:43:36.620 You're not going

00:43:37.340 home until you do

00:43:38.920 something that's the

00:43:40.260 work of the people

00:43:40.960 because you don't

00:43:42.020 have any motivation

00:43:42.980 right now to do

00:43:43.800 your fucking job.

00:43:45.280 So let's surround

00:43:46.320 the capital and

00:43:47.620 give them some

00:43:48.320 motivation to do

00:43:49.960 their fucking job.

00:43:51.380 That's all.

00:43:52.520 Now, I don't think

00:43:53.740 that's going to

00:43:54.140 happen, right, because

00:43:54.820 you need a certain

00:43:55.960 kind of organization

00:43:56.820 to make that

00:43:57.640 happen.

00:43:58.480 If Soros isn't

00:43:59.680 funding it or the

00:44:00.560 Chinese, it probably

00:44:01.380 doesn't happen, right?

00:44:02.620 So I don't think

00:44:03.320 that's going to

00:44:03.720 happen.

00:44:04.180 So I'm calling upon

00:44:05.360 the people who are

00:44:06.480 in charge of payroll.

00:44:08.280 And I don't know if

00:44:10.000 the Trump administration

00:44:11.100 could whisper in

00:44:12.620 their ear and just

00:44:13.380 say, we'd like

00:44:14.800 everyone else to get

00:44:15.760 a paycheck, just

00:44:17.400 not Congress.

00:44:19.120 And it's not going

00:44:20.000 to be a decision,

00:44:21.220 right?

00:44:21.580 That's the important

00:44:22.240 part.

00:44:22.940 It's not a decision

00:44:24.100 to withhold their pay.

00:44:26.060 We're just a little

00:44:27.120 bit inefficient.

00:44:29.200 And by the way,

00:44:30.660 there's some

00:44:31.100 precedent for this.

00:44:33.200 I got this idea

00:44:34.320 when I worked

00:44:34.860 at a bank.

00:44:35.580 My first job

00:44:36.440 at a college

00:44:36.920 was a bank teller.

00:44:38.540 And as a bank teller,

00:44:39.800 you're given a bunch

00:44:40.480 of rules.

00:44:41.240 And they say,

00:44:41.860 if you don't follow

00:44:43.960 all of these rules,

00:44:45.080 you will be fired.

00:44:46.480 Now, the problem

00:44:47.280 was that if you

00:44:48.500 followed all the rules,

00:44:49.940 you literally

00:44:50.520 couldn't do your job.

00:44:52.120 I don't mean, you know,

00:44:53.360 it would be hard

00:44:53.900 to do your job.

00:44:54.460 You actually couldn't.

00:44:55.540 You wouldn't be able

00:44:56.380 to handle enough

00:44:57.280 customers in the

00:44:58.180 whole day because

00:44:59.440 you would be obsessed

00:45:01.200 with meeting the

00:45:02.420 requirements.

00:45:03.460 And it would be like,

00:45:04.120 okay, you can't do

00:45:05.040 this transaction.

00:45:06.020 You have to get

00:45:06.520 two signatures

00:45:07.240 from a supervisor

00:45:08.780 or whatever.

00:45:10.240 So we would

00:45:11.440 occasionally,

00:45:12.000 as tellers,

00:45:12.840 we would get

00:45:13.680 reprimanded for

00:45:15.440 doing something

00:45:16.120 that was not

00:45:16.960 specifically right.

00:45:18.860 Now, it didn't

00:45:19.360 cost any money.

00:45:20.320 Nobody got in

00:45:20.840 trouble.

00:45:21.280 But it wasn't

00:45:21.880 technically what you

00:45:22.760 should have been

00:45:23.120 doing.

00:45:23.820 You just cut

00:45:24.620 some corners

00:45:25.180 to do the job

00:45:26.160 of, you know,

00:45:27.340 serving the customer.

00:45:28.760 What did the

00:45:29.560 employees do

00:45:30.440 when the supervisor

00:45:31.580 would come down

00:45:32.460 on them

00:45:32.920 for skipping

00:45:34.260 some not-too-important

00:45:36.140 step?

00:45:37.000 I'll tell you

00:45:37.680 what we did.

00:45:38.860 We started

00:45:39.480 following their

00:45:40.340 fucking rules.

00:45:42.040 And do you know

00:45:42.440 what happened?

00:45:43.600 The line

00:45:44.660 snaked all the way

00:45:46.980 out the door

00:45:47.580 and around,

00:45:48.420 halfway around

00:45:49.100 the block.

00:45:50.140 Because when we

00:45:51.040 started following

00:45:51.840 the rules

00:45:52.520 and doing

00:45:53.440 the job

00:45:54.000 as it was

00:45:54.640 described,

00:45:55.820 you couldn't

00:45:56.540 do the job.

00:45:57.840 And so,

00:45:58.260 as tellers,

00:45:59.000 we'd say,

00:46:00.060 got it.

00:46:01.280 Got it.

00:46:01.820 We don't want

00:46:02.260 to be yelled

00:46:02.680 at.

00:46:02.940 We don't want

00:46:03.380 to be fired.

00:46:04.280 We're going

00:46:04.680 to follow

00:46:05.020 every one

00:46:05.500 of your rules.

00:46:06.640 And then,

00:46:07.100 the management

00:46:07.720 would just

00:46:08.200 fucking panic.

00:46:09.540 And we would

00:46:09.980 watch them

00:46:10.440 running around.

00:46:11.460 They'd all be

00:46:11.900 talking to each

00:46:12.720 other like,

00:46:13.140 what the fuck's

00:46:13.600 happening?

00:46:14.380 Why is not

00:46:15.120 even a single

00:46:15.800 customer getting

00:46:16.540 waited on?

00:46:17.240 And why did

00:46:17.620 the line go

00:46:18.200 all the way

00:46:18.540 out the door

00:46:18.960 and around

00:46:19.300 the block?

00:46:20.040 Why are all

00:46:20.500 the customers

00:46:20.980 complaining

00:46:21.560 because nobody

00:46:22.380 can get any

00:46:22.900 service?

00:46:23.560 Do you know

00:46:23.900 why?

00:46:24.360 Because we

00:46:24.760 followed your

00:46:25.300 fucking rules.

00:46:26.560 That's why.

00:46:27.680 We went on

00:46:28.640 strike by

00:46:30.300 doing our

00:46:31.040 job.

00:46:32.640 So,

00:46:33.300 there is

00:46:33.660 precedent for

00:46:35.280 employees being,

00:46:36.560 let's say,

00:46:37.020 less efficient

00:46:37.720 than they

00:46:39.220 possibly could

00:46:40.000 be for a

00:46:41.380 greater purpose.

00:46:43.000 So,

00:46:43.660 I call on

00:46:44.300 the payroll

00:46:44.980 organizers,

00:46:46.000 but only if

00:46:46.480 your bosses

00:46:46.940 are willing

00:46:47.460 to not fire

00:46:48.100 you for it,

00:46:49.040 to be way

00:46:49.940 less efficient.

00:46:50.980 Way less

00:46:52.020 efficient just

00:46:53.300 for those

00:46:53.700 congressional

00:46:54.320 checks.

00:46:56.880 Completely

00:46:57.360 serious.

00:46:58.420 In case

00:46:58.760 anybody thinks

00:46:59.360 this is a

00:46:59.880 joke,

00:47:00.580 there's no

00:47:01.020 joke here.

00:47:02.140 They should

00:47:02.480 not be getting

00:47:02.960 a paycheck.

00:47:05.680 I apologize

00:47:06.500 to Joe Biden,

00:47:07.520 and I don't

00:47:07.920 often do this,

00:47:09.100 but I've said

00:47:10.220 some things

00:47:10.740 about Joe

00:47:11.260 Biden,

00:47:11.640 and I would

00:47:12.040 like to

00:47:12.340 apologize.

00:47:13.900 And,

00:47:14.320 again,

00:47:15.120 I'm not

00:47:16.420 joking.

00:47:17.480 It's going to

00:47:18.100 sound like I'm

00:47:18.660 joking,

00:47:19.060 but I'm not.

00:47:19.500 I called

00:47:20.700 him an

00:47:21.580 asshole for

00:47:23.280 using the

00:47:24.200 fine people

00:47:24.960 hoax to

00:47:25.640 get elected.

00:47:27.460 And the

00:47:28.160 reason I

00:47:28.500 called him

00:47:28.800 an asshole

00:47:29.220 is that it

00:47:29.920 paints the

00:47:30.800 president as

00:47:31.380 a racist,

00:47:32.180 which paints

00:47:32.720 his supporters

00:47:33.360 as racist

00:47:34.580 supporters at

00:47:35.500 the very least,

00:47:36.380 and I thought

00:47:37.020 that was a

00:47:37.480 really,

00:47:37.980 really asshole

00:47:38.640 thing to do.

00:47:40.020 But we have

00:47:40.580 some,

00:47:41.220 there was an

00:47:41.800 interview that

00:47:42.360 he just did

00:47:43.120 that was

00:47:43.640 fascinating,

00:47:44.480 because now

00:47:45.180 that he

00:47:45.540 believes he's

00:47:46.160 been elected,

00:47:46.740 he doesn't

00:47:48.580 need to lie

00:47:49.240 anymore,

00:47:49.680 right?

00:47:49.920 Or at least

00:47:50.380 he doesn't

00:47:50.900 need to tell

00:47:51.320 the same

00:47:51.660 kind of

00:47:52.080 lies.

00:47:53.100 And it

00:47:53.440 is,

00:47:54.140 in his

00:47:54.600 interview,

00:47:55.460 he described

00:47:56.400 why he ran

00:47:57.280 for office,

00:47:57.920 and remember,

00:47:58.420 he's already

00:47:58.760 won,

00:47:59.300 according to

00:47:59.760 him.

00:48:00.680 And he

00:48:01.200 said that

00:48:01.600 he had

00:48:01.840 three reasons,

00:48:02.960 and his

00:48:03.260 number one

00:48:03.960 reason was

00:48:05.560 the fine

00:48:06.080 people thing

00:48:07.120 that he

00:48:08.220 doesn't know

00:48:08.880 is a hoax.

00:48:10.200 And here's

00:48:10.960 why I'm

00:48:11.520 apologizing.

00:48:13.120 I thought

00:48:13.920 he knew.

00:48:16.960 So I'm

00:48:17.700 guilty of

00:48:18.920 the thing

00:48:19.300 that I

00:48:19.640 talk the

00:48:20.680 most about,

00:48:22.540 which is

00:48:23.340 mind reading.

00:48:24.540 So mind

00:48:25.060 reading is

00:48:25.540 you think

00:48:25.880 you know

00:48:26.240 what somebody's

00:48:26.780 thinking,

00:48:27.360 or their

00:48:27.640 motivation

00:48:28.200 for why

00:48:28.660 they're

00:48:28.800 doing

00:48:28.980 something.

00:48:29.820 I actually

00:48:30.740 gave him

00:48:31.340 the benefit

00:48:31.820 of a doubt.

00:48:33.540 I thought

00:48:34.240 he knew

00:48:34.700 he was

00:48:35.080 lying,

00:48:36.120 so therefore

00:48:36.600 I thought

00:48:37.020 that was

00:48:37.320 the most

00:48:37.600 asshole-ish

00:48:38.280 thing I've

00:48:38.700 seen in a

00:48:39.140 long time.

00:48:40.000 But when

00:48:40.500 you hear him

00:48:40.980 talking about

00:48:41.560 it with

00:48:41.900 such sincerity

00:48:42.780 after getting

00:48:44.240 elected,

00:48:45.500 it would be

00:48:46.060 one thing

00:48:46.460 before election

00:48:47.180 because then

00:48:47.980 it's transactional,

00:48:49.260 right?

00:48:49.400 He's just

00:48:49.760 doing it

00:48:50.140 for effect.

00:48:51.060 He knows

00:48:51.560 he's lying.

00:48:52.520 It's typical

00:48:53.380 for politicians

00:48:54.180 to lie

00:48:55.000 intentionally.

00:48:56.080 I thought

00:48:56.860 it was just

00:48:57.300 that.

00:48:58.720 He actually

00:48:59.840 doesn't know

00:49:00.760 it's a hoax.

00:49:03.780 It's actually

00:49:04.700 a brain

00:49:05.840 problem.

00:49:07.020 This is

00:49:07.740 pretty pathetic.

00:49:09.500 But I

00:49:10.160 apologize

00:49:10.560 because I

00:49:11.940 called him

00:49:12.420 an asshole

00:49:13.180 and that

00:49:13.940 very clearly

00:49:14.860 now,

00:49:15.500 at least

00:49:15.720 in my

00:49:16.100 opinion,

00:49:17.380 that wasn't

00:49:18.320 what was

00:49:18.680 going on.

00:49:19.740 He actually

00:49:20.340 thought it

00:49:20.760 was real.

00:49:21.860 Now,

00:49:22.220 I tweeted

00:49:22.720 about this,

00:49:23.300 of course,

00:49:24.120 and one of

00:49:25.600 the things

00:49:25.880 that's sort

00:49:26.300 of a

00:49:26.720 regular habit

00:49:28.120 that I like

00:49:28.660 doing is

00:49:29.480 when I tweet

00:49:30.060 that the

00:49:30.400 fine people

00:49:30.880 thing is a

00:49:31.400 hoax,

00:49:32.420 at this

00:49:33.520 point,

00:49:34.440 most Republicans

00:49:35.920 are trained

00:49:36.560 to know it's

00:49:37.040 a hoax

00:49:37.440 because they've

00:49:37.980 seen the

00:49:38.400 full transcript.

00:49:39.820 But most

00:49:40.380 Democrats

00:49:40.900 still think

00:49:41.540 it's real.

00:49:42.860 And so

00:49:43.100 the Democrats

00:49:43.740 will sort

00:49:44.880 of trickle

00:49:45.500 into the

00:49:46.000 Twitter feed

00:49:46.620 and say,

00:49:47.640 what do you

00:49:48.180 mean it's

00:49:48.580 a hoax?

00:49:50.240 What do you

00:49:50.880 mean it's

00:49:51.200 a hoax?

00:49:52.620 And then

00:49:53.300 what happens

00:49:53.820 is people

00:49:55.040 have been

00:49:55.380 following me

00:49:55.980 for a while

00:49:56.460 and they

00:49:56.980 even have

00:49:58.040 copies of

00:49:58.560 the transcript

00:49:59.080 at this

00:49:59.480 point.

00:50:00.180 So my

00:50:01.020 followers

00:50:01.680 filter in

00:50:02.960 and just

00:50:03.460 they work

00:50:05.520 on the

00:50:05.840 Democrat

00:50:06.200 like a

00:50:07.220 speed bag.

00:50:08.240 It's like,

00:50:08.680 here's the

00:50:09.340 transcript.

00:50:10.200 Well,

00:50:11.020 that's not

00:50:11.900 what I

00:50:12.240 heard.

00:50:12.660 Here's the

00:50:13.280 video.

00:50:14.160 Well,

00:50:14.740 and they

00:50:15.340 just sort

00:50:15.780 of pummel

00:50:16.320 the person

00:50:17.180 who still

00:50:17.620 believes in

00:50:18.080 the hoax.

00:50:18.720 And I

00:50:19.100 feel as

00:50:19.460 if it's

00:50:20.400 like one

00:50:20.960 person at

00:50:21.500 a time

00:50:21.900 is being

00:50:22.300 converted

00:50:22.880 and red

00:50:24.000 pilled

00:50:24.320 about how

00:50:25.140 badly

00:50:25.440 they've

00:50:25.700 been lied

00:50:26.040 to.

00:50:27.080 So I

00:50:27.600 do that

00:50:27.880 for fun.

00:50:28.400 It's fun

00:50:28.780 to watch.

00:50:31.020 All right,

00:50:31.480 I would like

00:50:31.820 to give you

00:50:32.180 my impersonation

00:50:33.140 of Joe

00:50:34.000 Biden

00:50:34.380 at

00:50:35.700 holiday

00:50:36.800 dinner.

00:50:37.640 Let's say

00:50:38.120 Christmas

00:50:38.500 dinner.

00:50:39.620 My

00:50:39.900 impression

00:50:40.320 of Joe

00:50:40.940 Biden,

00:50:41.460 and it's

00:50:41.920 based on

00:50:42.360 the fact

00:50:42.740 that I

00:50:44.000 saw a

00:50:44.300 tweet this

00:50:44.680 morning

00:50:44.940 from

00:50:45.320 Quark

00:50:46.600 Toro

00:50:47.280 who tweeted

00:50:48.920 at me

00:50:49.300 and said,

00:50:50.120 ever since

00:50:50.500 you said

00:50:51.640 why does

00:50:52.800 Joe Biden

00:50:53.460 always sound

00:50:54.380 angry,

00:50:55.100 that's all

00:50:55.800 I hear.

00:50:57.160 How many

00:50:57.820 of you

00:50:58.220 only hear

00:50:58.980 Joe Biden

00:50:59.700 sounding

00:51:00.200 angry now

00:51:01.000 after I

00:51:01.500 pointed out

00:51:02.860 that he

00:51:03.180 always

00:51:03.480 sounds

00:51:03.740 angry?

00:51:05.120 Well,

00:51:06.140 I give

00:51:06.740 you now

00:51:07.200 my

00:51:07.960 impression

00:51:08.380 of Joe

00:51:08.960 Biden

00:51:09.320 at

00:51:11.120 holiday

00:51:11.520 dinner.

00:51:14.840 And it

00:51:15.520 looks like

00:51:15.840 this.

00:51:16.800 Look,

00:51:17.720 here's the

00:51:18.820 deal.

00:51:19.900 Pass the

00:51:20.340 salt.

00:51:22.260 That is

00:51:23.000 good gravy.

00:51:24.480 Come on,

00:51:25.020 folks.

00:51:26.840 Three things.

00:51:28.480 Turkey,

00:51:29.780 stuffing,

00:51:30.860 yams.

00:51:32.280 People

00:51:32.680 forget the

00:51:33.160 yams.

00:51:34.760 That's

00:51:35.060 malarkey.

00:51:36.240 Don't

00:51:36.440 forget the

00:51:36.840 yams.

00:51:37.680 Don't

00:51:37.840 forget the

00:51:38.220 yams.

00:51:40.140 In a

00:51:40.720 Biden-Harris

00:51:41.360 administration,

00:51:42.780 no one

00:51:43.220 will forget

00:51:43.700 the yams

00:51:44.320 unless I

00:51:46.920 die before

00:51:47.480 Christmas,

00:51:48.520 in which

00:51:49.200 case it'll

00:51:50.400 be Harris

00:51:50.840 administration.

00:51:52.180 I don't

00:51:52.760 even know

00:51:53.080 why I

00:51:53.320 brought that

00:51:53.700 up.

00:51:54.720 Just forget

00:51:55.240 I brought

00:51:55.580 that up.

00:51:56.840 Nothing

00:51:57.100 about me

00:51:57.540 dying.

00:51:58.560 Pass the

00:51:58.920 salt.

00:52:01.660 Because

00:52:02.300 science,

00:52:03.080 real

00:52:03.260 science,

00:52:04.180 yams,

00:52:05.080 real

00:52:05.280 science,

00:52:06.440 this is

00:52:08.340 the best

00:52:08.780 turkey I've

00:52:09.780 ever had.

00:52:11.600 And that

00:52:12.120 is my

00:52:13.440 impression

00:52:13.820 of angry

00:52:15.020 Joe Biden

00:52:15.640 having a

00:52:16.320 delightful

00:52:16.800 holiday

00:52:17.940 dinner.

00:52:20.420 And God

00:52:21.300 bless Tiny

00:52:21.920 Tim.

00:52:22.520 Thank you.

00:52:22.980 All right.

00:52:25.920 I'm pretty

00:52:26.340 sure that's

00:52:26.940 a...

00:52:29.140 Oh, and

00:52:29.720 then, of

00:52:30.120 course, Time

00:52:31.020 Magazine named

00:52:32.060 Biden and

00:52:32.740 Harris

00:52:33.060 person of

00:52:34.680 the year,

00:52:35.160 even though

00:52:35.700 there's two

00:52:36.520 of them,

00:52:37.460 which is the

00:52:40.240 way they do

00:52:40.700 it.

00:52:40.940 They always

00:52:41.280 say person of

00:52:42.300 the year,

00:52:42.600 even if it's

00:52:43.020 not a person.

00:52:44.080 But is

00:52:45.420 there any

00:52:45.900 reason that

00:52:46.680 Time

00:52:46.980 Magazine would

00:52:48.180 pick Biden

00:52:48.860 and Harris as

00:52:49.640 person of the

00:52:50.240 year, as

00:52:51.180 opposed to

00:52:52.140 Trump or

00:52:53.240 Fauci or

00:52:53.800 someone else,

00:52:54.540 is there any

00:52:55.240 reason other

00:52:56.040 than just

00:52:57.480 trying to

00:52:57.960 bug Trump?

00:52:59.940 Time Magazine

00:53:00.940 turned into

00:53:01.620 like revenge

00:53:02.420 porn.

00:53:03.380 That's all

00:53:03.720 this.

00:53:04.400 Time person

00:53:05.160 of the year

00:53:05.780 went from

00:53:06.980 one of the

00:53:07.420 most prestigious

00:53:08.480 things that

00:53:11.000 could happen

00:53:11.460 in a person's

00:53:12.180 life to

00:53:13.500 literally

00:53:14.100 revenge porn.

00:53:17.280 Its only

00:53:18.000 purpose is to

00:53:18.740 make Trump

00:53:19.180 unhappy.

00:53:19.940 That's it.

00:53:21.180 No other

00:53:21.880 reason.

00:53:23.240 Talk about

00:53:23.740 making yourself

00:53:24.400 irrelevant.

00:53:25.620 There you

00:53:25.960 go.

00:53:28.400 All right.

00:53:31.640 I hope you

00:53:32.520 enjoyed today's

00:53:33.520 episode of

00:53:34.440 Coffee with

00:53:34.900 Scott Adams.

00:53:36.300 It's only

00:53:37.020 going to get

00:53:37.380 better every

00:53:38.700 day.

00:53:39.700 So, if you

00:53:40.860 like to see a

00:53:41.520 little extra,

00:53:43.180 especially my

00:53:44.220 micro lessons,

00:53:45.180 as I call

00:53:45.600 them, small

00:53:46.260 lessons on

00:53:47.080 things that

00:53:47.660 will help you

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00:53:54.740 And those

00:53:55.180 happen on

00:53:55.760 the Locals

00:53:56.540 platform, so

00:53:57.580 for subscribers

00:53:58.820 only, they'll

00:54:00.120 see all of my

00:54:00.840 stuff that you

00:54:01.360 don't see

00:54:01.800 anywhere else.

00:54:03.260 It's called

00:54:03.780 Locals.com.

00:54:05.880 That's my

00:54:06.500 commercial for

00:54:07.060 the day, and

00:54:08.020 I will talk to

00:54:08.800 you tomorrow.

00:54:11.340 Bye for now.

00:54:12.120 And YouTube?

00:54:19.800 Yes, I'm

00:54:20.580 staying around

00:54:21.060 for another

00:54:21.480 minute.

00:54:24.060 See what you

00:54:24.820 got to ask

00:54:25.600 me.

00:54:26.960 Scott, were

00:54:27.840 you fooled by

00:54:28.620 this stolen

00:54:29.240 election hoax?

00:54:31.300 Here's my

00:54:31.960 take on it,

00:54:33.580 if you haven't

00:54:34.920 heard it.

00:54:35.740 If you have a

00:54:36.580 situation where

00:54:37.340 crime can

00:54:38.260 happen, and

00:54:40.000 there's a

00:54:40.600 gigantic incentive

00:54:41.820 to do it,

00:54:42.440 not even a

00:54:42.980 regular incentive,

00:54:43.780 but a gigantic

00:54:44.620 incentive to do

00:54:45.620 it, and it

00:54:46.760 can happen, how

00:54:48.240 often does it

00:54:48.820 happen?

00:54:50.180 Every time.

00:54:51.660 A hundred

00:54:52.000 percent.

00:54:52.760 So I don't

00:54:53.620 need any

00:54:54.180 evidence to

00:54:55.660 know that an

00:54:56.340 election was

00:54:57.340 stolen.

00:54:58.920 It should be

00:54:59.600 stolen every

00:55:00.180 time.

00:55:01.240 And in fact,

00:55:01.740 if you think

00:55:02.200 any prior

00:55:02.920 election didn't

00:55:03.680 have a ton of

00:55:04.720 fraud, I don't

00:55:06.620 know if you're

00:55:07.700 quite ready for

00:55:09.780 the adult

00:55:10.300 table, if you

00:55:11.140 know what I

00:55:11.460 mean.

00:55:12.480 All of our

00:55:13.200 elections have

00:55:13.780 had massive

00:55:14.300 fraud.

00:55:15.120 It is almost

00:55:15.800 certain that the

00:55:16.660 reason Trump got

00:55:17.420 elected in the

00:55:18.060 first place, I

00:55:19.340 would say this is

00:55:20.280 speculative, right?

00:55:21.200 I can't prove

00:55:21.860 this.

00:55:22.620 But speculatively,

00:55:23.840 it seems highly

00:55:24.780 likely that they

00:55:26.280 underestimated,

00:55:27.380 because the polls

00:55:28.180 were so wrong,

00:55:29.280 that the cheaters

00:55:30.260 underestimated how

00:55:31.300 much they needed

00:55:31.900 to cheat.

00:55:32.940 I feel as if

00:55:34.120 that's all that

00:55:35.820 happened in 2016,

00:55:37.380 and that he

00:55:37.800 probably won by

00:55:38.580 even more than

00:55:39.220 we know.

00:55:40.880 Can't prove

00:55:41.520 that.

00:55:42.360 So I won't

00:55:43.040 make a claim as

00:55:44.160 a statement of

00:55:45.240 fact, I'll just

00:55:45.860 say it seems

00:55:47.200 highly likely.

00:55:48.460 Now, if there's

00:55:49.300 anybody here who

00:55:50.600 believes that

00:55:51.280 there's a

00:55:51.700 situation with

00:55:52.440 massive incentive

00:55:53.600 to do something

00:55:54.540 illegal, and

00:55:55.960 complete opportunity

00:55:57.120 to do it without

00:55:58.320 much chance of

00:55:59.220 getting caught, if

00:56:00.240 you think that

00:56:01.040 that situation

00:56:01.920 does not

00:56:03.520 guarantee

00:56:04.920 fraud, where

00:56:07.820 have you been

00:56:08.280 living, because

00:56:09.880 you should join

00:56:10.420 the real world

00:56:11.140 where fraud

00:56:12.100 happens every

00:56:13.460 time, every

00:56:14.780 time, not

00:56:15.860 90% of the

00:56:16.900 time, not

00:56:17.560 even 99%

00:56:18.560 of the time.

00:56:19.120 If you wait

00:56:19.720 long enough, it's

00:56:21.240 every time, and

00:56:22.360 there aren't many

00:56:22.820 things you can say.

00:56:23.960 There are very few

00:56:24.760 things you can say

00:56:25.500 are true every

00:56:26.280 time.

00:56:26.980 I like to use the

00:56:28.020 example of dropping

00:56:28.960 ice cream on a hot

00:56:30.320 sidewalk in the

00:56:31.260 summer.

00:56:31.500 If you leave it

00:56:33.140 there, there are

00:56:34.660 not, sometimes it

00:56:35.860 doesn't melt.

00:56:37.580 You get that, right?

00:56:39.680 It's not like

00:56:40.520 there's a

00:56:40.880 probability it'll

00:56:42.000 melt.

00:56:43.140 That's one of

00:56:43.860 those cases where

00:56:44.620 you can know in

00:56:45.280 advance without

00:56:45.920 even witnessing

00:56:46.740 it, it melted.

00:56:48.600 You don't even

00:56:49.060 have to watch.

00:56:50.160 Same with the

00:56:50.700 election.

00:56:51.480 If you can cheat,

00:56:53.120 and there's an

00:56:53.680 insane motivation

00:56:54.780 to do it, because

00:56:55.860 Orange

00:56:56.280 Hitler, of course

00:56:57.660 it happened.

00:56:58.400 You don't need to

00:56:59.000 witness it.

00:57:00.100 It's just like the

00:57:00.800 ice cream on the

00:57:01.320 sidewalk.

00:57:01.700 It has to

00:57:02.060 happen.

00:57:02.540 It'll happen

00:57:02.940 every time.

00:57:04.680 All right.

00:57:05.760 So, I hope I

00:57:07.100 beat that horse

00:57:08.500 to that.

00:57:12.400 Oh, some of you

00:57:13.300 are agreeing with

00:57:13.900 me.

00:57:14.080 That's good.

00:57:16.560 Not in Alaska,

00:57:17.680 somebody says.

00:57:18.760 Is 2020 the

00:57:19.780 golden age?

00:57:21.100 Well, you know

00:57:22.100 what?

00:57:22.240 The weird thing

00:57:23.120 about 2020 is

00:57:25.560 that, and I'll

00:57:26.820 give you the

00:57:27.300 glass half-full

00:57:28.320 version of it,

00:57:29.320 2020 is just a

00:57:30.660 horrible year.

00:57:32.280 It's hard to,

00:57:33.820 oh, I'm so

00:57:34.520 sorry, somebody

00:57:35.180 just lost a

00:57:36.140 niece to

00:57:37.420 fentanyl.

00:57:39.160 As you know, I

00:57:40.040 can feel that

00:57:41.060 pain.

00:57:42.100 So that goes

00:57:42.780 right through me,

00:57:43.500 especially in the

00:57:44.700 holidays.

00:57:47.060 So I'm sorry

00:57:48.040 for your loss.

00:57:51.240 Oh, that hit me

00:57:52.100 a little bit too

00:57:52.660 hard.

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00:57:53.940 going to, I think

00:57:55.000 I have to end

00:57:55.420 now.

00:57:56.840 See you tomorrow.

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Real Coffee with Scott Adams - December 11, 2020

Episode 1215 Scott Adams： I Reprise My Angry Joe Biden Impersonation and Tell You Why Citizens Should Surround the Capitol

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