Episode 1223 Scott Adams: Joe Biden Says Hunter is the Smartest Person he Knows, and That Shouldn't Worry You a Bit
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 23 minutes
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150.24188
Summary
In this episode of Coffee with Scott Adams, host Scott Adams talks about a recent interview with Joe Biden, and offers an IQ test to determine if he is as smart as his younger brother, Hunter Biden, who is the smartest person he knows.
Transcript
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I didn't see you there. Come on in. Come on in. It's time for Coffee with Scott Adams.
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And I would like to note that if you've been watching me these many, many days,
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I've done this at least once a day, every day, including holidays.
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And for now, how many years? Three or four years?
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And I would like to say, how many times have I been late?
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Join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day.
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Now, I don't take vacations. Vacations are for quitters.
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Now, I do take vacations, but I still usually work in the morning
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because I can do my work, and I can often be done with most of my work for the day by 8 a.m.
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because in days like yesterday, for example, I started work at 1.30 in the morning,
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You want to hear a different take on the news, and I got it for you.
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So, yesterday, I guess Stephen Colbert interviewed Joe Biden
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because if you want to send your best news interviewer
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would they send a comedian to interview Joe Biden
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if they were planning to ask some tough questions?
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You don't send Stephen Colbert to ask the tough questions.
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But my favorite part is that when asked about Hunter Biden,
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it's being used to get to me, blah, blah, blah.
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I think it's kind of foul play, meaning just the politics of it.
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Are you at all worried that the president-elect, maybe,
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of the United States believes that the smartest man he knows
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I've got to get somebody who's as smart as Hunter Biden.
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So, if you are, that would make you smarter than the smartest person
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the president-elect of the United States even knows.
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I mean, even if you take all of the sarcasm out of it,
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you take all of the snark, the bias, the political side,
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I mean, in the same way that I am impressed by serial killers
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who do a good job of building an underground structure
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So he's managed to live a life where he can smoke crack,
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and make millions of dollars without working hard,
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and frankly, you didn't do any of those things, did you?
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but still, he took advantage of that opportunity like a smart guy.
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created a psychological phenomenon in the public.
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and the people saying this would be well qualified
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believe they came to their own opinions on things,
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but they actually were manipulated into believing it.
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I don't think Obama will ever be on the Supreme Court
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Somebody says Howard Taft was on the Supreme Court.
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I think he just loved the whole fight, basically.
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will suffer more than they could get a benefit.