Did you know that China and CNN are on the same side in the bleach drinking hoax? Or is it a religion? Or are they just a bunch of crazy people who don't understand the basic way a human being understands things that don't exist?
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00:01:04.880So let me tell you about all the interesting news today.
00:01:13.800Okay, there wasn't any interesting news today, because there's this fellow, you may have heard
00:01:19.940of him. Donald Trump. He's not in the news as much anymore. And turns out there isn't any news
00:01:28.340when he's not there. But we can still talk about him, even though he's not in the news. Yeah,
00:01:34.340we still have that. It's sort of like trying to get off a heroin. And you have that whatever that
00:01:40.700drug is you take when you're trying to get off heroin. That's what we got. So let's have a little
00:01:45.420bit of that. So a Cardiff University study of Chinese social media influence discovered that
00:01:55.500one of the things that the Chinese were pushing was the claim that Trump had said to drink bleach.
00:02:04.240That's right. So now there's a study that shows that China was boosting the hoax that Trump had said
00:02:16.480drink bleach. Now, of course, the hoax is started by our own media. So you can't really blame China
00:02:23.060for. So basically, all China needed to do to, to influence our elections is retweet CNN hoaxes.
00:02:34.640And I'm looking at it, and I'm saying, damn, you, China, China. Wait a minute. Is that really
00:02:42.240China influencing the elections? Because all they did was use social media and retweet some stuff they
00:02:48.400liked, which I'm pretty sure is legal. You can retweet things you agree with, right? Now, of course,
00:02:56.560I don't know how many accounts were involved, but apparently not a lot. It was like dozens of accounts.
00:03:02.160Did it make any difference to our election? Probably not. But I would just point out that China and CNN
00:03:10.440were apparently on the same side when it comes to the bleach drinking hoax, which even today people are
00:03:17.820arguing with me online. But that really happened, Scott. I saw it with my own eyes. Here's a link to
00:03:24.480it. And of course, the link doesn't have it. But they think they actually sent a link with something
00:03:31.460about Trump saying drink bleach, but it's not there. It's kind of spooky. Speaking of believing things that
00:03:40.760don't exist. The Q phenomenon needs to be understood very differently than the way it's being portrayed.
00:03:51.540So I think CNN's take on it is that there are people who believed in Q, and they're crazy people.
00:03:58.580And then there are people like CNN's hosts who don't believe in the Q stuff. And they are
00:04:05.200reasonable people. People with good brains that are working really well. They're seeing the world about the
00:04:14.180way it is. Pretty accurate. But those other people, those Q people, according to CNN, they're a crazy bunch.
00:04:23.880We don't even know what's going on there. Let's just laugh at it. Let's just laugh at it.
00:04:28.380But is that a good description of what's happening in the world? Well, I would have said so before I
00:04:36.780became a hypnotist. You hear about this too much for me already. But the one of the main things that
00:04:43.700you learn to learn to be a hypnotist is that everybody is Q. Everybody is a Q believer. If you
00:04:55.020don't get that, then you can't be a persuader. You can't be a hypnotist. It's a basic understanding
00:05:01.900of how people are wired. If you don't understand the basic way a human being, any human being,
00:05:08.980normal human being, if you don't understand the basic way we're wired, you just can't be a hypnotist.
00:05:14.580It just doesn't work because you wouldn't have the most fundamental understanding.
00:05:18.100And the most fundamental understanding is this. Every one of you is a Q believer. Every one of us.
00:05:27.260We just believe different stuff. Maybe you believe the Q stuff. Maybe I believe a religion that you
00:05:35.540think is a cult. Maybe I believe a religion that you think was wrong. Maybe I believe something I saw
00:05:43.320in the news on CNN. But it didn't really happen. And it should be obvious it didn't happen. But people
00:05:49.420believe it. Here are some of the things that Q believers do not believe. We've heard the things
00:05:57.680that Q believers believe. And then those who don't believe that stuff, which is most of us, say,
00:06:04.980ha ha ha, ha ha, ha ha, the Q believers. Right? They're crazy people. Here are some things that
00:06:12.620the Q believers don't believe. Okay? These are the things they don't believe. Most of them. You know,
00:06:19.980it's a generalization. Mostly they don't believe in the fine people hoax. They don't believe in the
00:06:27.200bleach drinking hoax. They don't believe the hoax that there was something like a real coup attempt at
00:06:33.700the Capitol assault. They don't believe that it's been proven that elections were transparent or that
00:06:41.640it's been proven that fraud didn't happen. It is true that it has not been proven that fraud happened
00:06:47.700at a widespread level. So while there is no information that it's been proven, there's no
00:06:56.240information that it's been proven to be transparent either, which is a common belief. The Democrats
00:07:03.460seem to have that it was a transparent election. Now, those are things that Q believers don't
00:07:10.020believe. How many of the people who watched the CNN special about the Q believers sat there in their
00:07:18.860little stupid chairs saying, ho ho ho, look at the things those idiots believe. At the same time,
00:07:26.400they believed everything CNN told them for years. That's what's actually happening.
00:07:34.640Somebody says, why are you defending Q? Why are you so fucking stupid that you think I'm defending Q?
00:07:41.920What's wrong with you? Seriously? How could you fucking listen to this and say, why are you defending Q?
00:07:53.360That's like the dumbest fucking thing anybody's said in months.
00:07:56.880No. The point is, they're not any worse in any way than any of you idiots, right? And that includes me. So we're all idiots. So I don't put you in the idiot class and then not put myself there. Human beings are fucking idiots.
00:08:19.080We're all idiots. We're all idiots. We're just idiots in different ways. All right? So I was playing, we've been playing Trivial Pursuit, Christine and I have, and some of our downtime. So not Trivial Pursuit per se, but we've been playing on these online trivia games.
00:08:35.960And it is fascinating to play online trivia with someone who's also very smart, but the things they know about are different than the things you know about. And you realize, like, for example, I learned I don't know anything about the planets.
00:08:55.220Nothing. Turns out the solar system is like this big, you know, black box. I knew there was planets. I just didn't really care about them too much.
00:09:04.260What's the biggest planet? Let's see how much you know about planets. What's the biggest planet, without looking it up? I think it's Jupiter, right? How many moons do each of the planets have? Do you know that?
00:09:20.220Well, here are the planets in order. I think you got your, what's closest? You got your Mercury, and your Venus, your Earth, your Mars, your Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune in that order. Did you know that? I didn't know it until the other day.
00:09:39.640Do you know how many moons each of the planets have? Well, Mercury, closest to the Sun, in terms of how close they are to the Sun. Mercury is zero, Venus zero, Earth one, Mars two, and then I think it's Saturn with like 79 moons.
00:10:02.520And then it goes to Uranus, and then 24, and something else, 14, 27, 14. So look how much I don't know about the solar system I'm in. Pluto, don't give me your Pluto. I don't need any Pluto stuff.
00:10:25.420Let's not call Pluto a planet. Let's go with the consensus. Anyway, my point is that everybody has blind spots. Everybody has stuff that they think is true that isn't. Everybody has gigantic gaps in their common understanding of the world. And I'm no different. You're no different.
00:10:47.760So as soon as you tell yourself that the Q people have some kind of weird mental problem, you don't understand anything about the world. It's the most basic understanding that you need to have about reality is that the Q believers are normal. They're not right. They're just normal.
00:11:10.780Just like you. Just like you. They just believe different stuff, and you believe other stuff that isn't true. For the most part, we're all in that category.
00:11:19.600All right. So COVID hospitalizations have dropped below 100,000 for the first time in nearly two months. And that's not enough to celebrate, yes, but yet. But could be the turning point.
00:11:38.600Because correct me if I'm wrong, but shouldn't the pandemic still be getting worse? Because we're right smack dab in the middle of the winterest time, right?
00:11:53.380So I would think, all things being equal, the virus should have continued getting worse through February, unless we were doing things that worked.
00:12:03.380So one of the things you should know is that although the vaccinations have only gotten to, what, 5% or 10% of the population, if they get the 5% or 10% that matter the most, first, you should probably guess something like, I'm just going to put a guess on this, but I'll bet that 10% to 20% of the public being vaccinated would be something like a 50% reduction in deaths.
00:12:33.380If you vaccinated the right people, right? If you get the people most at risk of actually dying from it, the old people, and the most risk of getting it, the frontline workers, let's say, you should be able to take 50% right off the death rate in maybe another month.
00:12:50.980The last 50% is going to be tough. But the first 50% you should get fairly quickly, and I think we might be just a week or two away from seeing a pretty steep drop. So we'll see.
00:13:05.360I'm being an optimist. Maybe the numbers don't quite work that way, but it should make a difference if you get the ones who are going to die. If you protect them, that should make a big difference.
00:13:15.120All right. Apparently, five of, I guess all of them, I think, Trump's impeachment defense attorneys all quit a little more than a week before the trial is going to be set.
00:13:30.000And somebody who's familiar with the discussion says that the reason that they quit is that Trump wanted the attorneys to argue there was a mass election fraud and that the election was stolen.
00:13:42.000Now, does that sound familiar? So that's exactly what I said Trump should do, because he's not going to get convicted in the Senate, and he's never made his argument.
00:13:56.220His argument has always been made by, you know, hyperbole, and it's always, you know, the bad claims, and if there are any good claims, we haven't heard them yet.
00:14:05.080But if the bad claims are the ones getting all the attention.
00:14:09.900So Trump has never had qualified people stand in front of the whole public and just tell them what he believes to be true, you know, with whatever is the best information they have without the crazy Venezuela and stuff, etc.
00:14:24.680Now, how much would you like to see Trump just make his case for what he was thinking about the election security?
00:14:37.260I'd really, really like to see it. And I think the country would be better off, actually. I think we actually need to get past it.
00:14:44.640Now, my guess is that if you were going to see some kind of, you know, a kill shot, probably you would have seen it by now, right?
00:14:54.640So it could be that all that happens is that Trump makes his case, everybody on both sides looks at it, it gets completely debunked by people who are credible,
00:15:04.160and then the public says, okay, all those Republicans who thought the election was stolen, you've seen the best case made, you've seen it debunked, can we move on?
00:15:16.840That could be a possibility, right? Would that be bad?
00:15:20.100Would it be bad for the Republicans who still harbor some feelings about the election to just sort of get it out of their system?
00:15:27.180Let's just put it all out there. There's a little time has gone by, so it's not as red hot as it was.
00:15:31.760Just put it out there. Let the debunkers debunk. Let's just see what we know and what we don't, and maybe it tells us how to fix it for next time.
00:15:42.120I feel as though the temperature has come down enough that we could talk about it now, for the first time, really, because people are too excited about it might change the outcome if you talk about it.
00:15:55.220Somebody says, you lost. Get over it, loser.
00:16:03.400I don't think you quite understand what's going on here, cuke, but you're gone.
00:16:11.460I think the country needs to hear the argument and also hear the debunk of the argument,
00:16:17.840and that really hasn't been done to, let's say, the satisfaction of the public.
00:16:23.920Now, some will say it's been done to the satisfaction of the courts.
00:16:26.900I don't believe that to be true. I believe the courts sort of had a casual acquaintance with some of the claims that were more ridiculous than the others.
00:16:39.360The courts sort of had a brushing, glancing relationship with the claims.
00:16:47.040So, I'd like to hear it. Let's hear the claims.
00:16:51.600And by the way, if every claim turned out to be ridiculous, a lot of the claims that we've heard are clearly ridiculous,
00:16:59.740but if they all turned out to be ridiculous, and every one of them were debunked right in front of you,
00:17:07.300wouldn't that be better than what we have now?
00:17:10.640Because what we have now is, you know, people not so confident in the result.
00:17:17.160But I'd like to have more confidence, so why can't we put it out there?
00:17:21.900Let the people who want to embarrass Trump and whoever backs his claims, let them do it.
00:17:28.720If Trump wants to make the argument in public, I feel like it's a public service.
00:17:33.820Because it would be more a referendum on the transparency of our election system in general than it would be about any specific claims.
00:17:42.380Because nothing's going to be reversed at this point.
00:17:45.060But we still have interest about the next election.
00:18:44.640So Russia has arrested over 1,000 people who are protesting in favor of this critic of Putin's, this Navalny guy who was poisoned but lived.
00:18:59.520People assume that Putin tried to kill him.
00:19:02.720And I guess he's got some popular support because there are protests in Russia.
00:19:09.080But I wonder if the U.S. is behind any of that.
00:19:14.700Do you think the U.S. or, I don't know, Great Britain or anybody, do you think anybody is helping the protesters a little bit?
00:19:26.300Don't you assume that in the Biden administration, since we know that Hillary Clinton was at least accused of helping the protesters moving against Putin back in Hillary's day,
00:19:40.860wouldn't you assume that Biden is doing a similar thing?
00:19:43.340You know, trying to move against Russia by, you know, giving their opposition a little bit of a hand or a little bit of a push, maybe just propaganda-wise, maybe, you know, maybe just propaganda.
00:20:05.720There was one of the claims by the critic is that Putin has this secret mansion that's just super gaudy and it's got a giant aquarium and stuff in it.
00:20:18.920And Putin says that's not his and doesn't belong to anybody he's close to.
00:20:23.940To which I say, does any of that matter?
00:20:28.060Is there somebody who thinks that Putin doesn't have a nice house?
00:20:31.120If you found out that Putin's house was a little bit nicer than you thought it was, or he found out he had more homes than you thought he had, would that change anything?
00:20:42.480Is there somebody who thinks that Putin is living like a monk?
00:20:45.520He's probably one of the richest people in the world, you know, given that he essentially controls the wealth of Russia.
00:20:52.680So I'm not sure that the critic has much on him, given that it's just what everybody would assume.