Real Coffee with Scott Adams - February 08, 2021


Episode 1277 Scott Adams: There Will be Extra Cursing at Congress Today. Goes Well With Coffee


Episode Stats

Length

57 minutes

Words per Minute

148.1088

Word Count

8,458

Sentence Count

612

Misogynist Sentences

14

Hate Speech Sentences

34


Summary

Tom Brady was let go from his old team because he was too old. What would you want to do if you were let go, too old, and not good enough for your old team? And what would you really like to do in that situation?


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Hey everybody, come on in, come on in. Can you smell the coffee brewing? I think you can.
00:00:11.220 Yeah, we're so accustomed to having the simultaneous sip that you can almost taste it minutes before it happens.
00:00:19.840 It is so good. And what do you do to enjoy the simultaneous sip?
00:00:26.100 Well, you don't just sit there. No, you don't just watch it happen. No, that would be wrong.
00:00:34.780 You join in. It's called the simultaneous sip and all you need is a cup or mug or a glass of tank or chalice or stein,
00:00:41.460 a canteen drink or a glass of a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee.
00:00:45.520 Join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine hit of the day. I think it makes everything better.
00:00:49.180 It's called the simultaneous sip. Are you ready? Are you ready for this?
00:00:54.380 You'd better be ready. Go.
00:01:03.220 Yeah, now if you enjoyed that live, you know what the feeling is, don't you?
00:01:10.280 Yeah, you do. Savor it. Savor it.
00:01:14.560 Okay, now we can move on.
00:01:16.880 Gotta stop and smell the coffee. That's just good advice.
00:01:20.980 Well, yesterday there was a big national event, something called a Super Bowl.
00:01:27.860 Have I ever told you before that one way to predict the future is that the best story almost always wins?
00:01:37.640 Not every time.
00:01:39.560 But the best story usually wins.
00:01:43.420 Who was the best story for the Super Bowl?
00:01:47.700 Tom Brady was the best story.
00:01:50.200 Because he left a dominating team.
00:01:52.580 They decided that they didn't need him anymore.
00:01:54.880 He was too old for them.
00:01:56.440 And so they let him go.
00:01:58.280 What would you want to do
00:01:59.960 if you had just been the greatest quarterback ever
00:02:04.240 and you had just been let go from your team
00:02:07.240 while being still a winning quarterback
00:02:09.260 because you were too old?
00:02:12.020 What would you really, really like to do in that situation?
00:02:16.980 Well, what you would like to do is win another Super Bowl
00:02:19.660 with a different team.
00:02:22.900 Because if you do that,
00:02:24.400 what does that tell your old coach?
00:02:28.020 Tells you it wasn't about him, was it?
00:02:29.860 What's it tell your old team?
00:02:34.620 Well, it kind of says it wasn't about them, was it?
00:02:38.180 Maybe all those Super Bowls weren't because you used to have a good coach.
00:02:43.260 Maybe the Super Bowls were because of you.
00:02:46.560 So I can't imagine anything that would be more fun
00:02:50.160 than being Tom Brady this morning.
00:02:53.480 Can you?
00:02:54.640 I mean, what would be more fun
00:02:56.380 than not only winning the Super Bowl yet again,
00:02:59.860 seventh one.
00:03:01.560 I doubt anybody will ever match that.
00:03:04.160 And also rubbing it in the face
00:03:06.160 of all the people who said you were too old.
00:03:08.440 Guess I don't need that coach.
00:03:11.880 Guess I don't need that good team that was behind me.
00:03:16.440 Now, I'm not what you'd call a sports fan.
00:03:21.060 I'll say some bad things about sports later.
00:03:23.120 But I had a little thing I was trying to do,
00:03:28.160 just sort of a mental experiment,
00:03:30.600 and it went like this.
00:03:32.120 I wanted to see if I could get all the way through Super Bowl week,
00:03:36.340 or the two weeks before Super Bowl,
00:03:38.600 and all the way through the game,
00:03:41.000 and all the way to today,
00:03:43.420 without once knowing
00:03:44.840 the name of the quarterback
00:03:46.820 who was opposing Tom Brady.
00:03:49.320 And I still don't know it.
00:03:52.240 I actually don't know
00:03:53.600 the name of the other quarterback
00:03:55.820 for the Kansas City Chiefs.
00:04:00.320 Can anybody tell me the name of the quarterback?
00:04:02.520 Who is the other guy?
00:04:04.580 Don't even know his name.
00:04:08.620 Patrick Mahomes, somebody saying?
00:04:12.780 I don't know.
00:04:14.380 Oh, okay.
00:04:16.340 I guess that's the name of an athlete,
00:04:18.220 Patrick Mahomes.
00:04:19.700 Well, Patrick Mahomes did not get a lot of attention
00:04:22.040 relative to Tom Brady yesterday.
00:04:25.840 How would you like to play in the Super Bowl
00:04:27.340 when people don't even know your name?
00:04:31.200 I guess a lot of people did know his name,
00:04:33.480 the ones who actually watched the Super Bowl.
00:04:36.380 There were a lot of jokes
00:04:37.500 that came after the Super Bowl,
00:04:40.020 including Brett Weinstein,
00:04:43.500 who said in a tweet,
00:04:46.220 how long before the courts rule
00:04:47.840 on who actually won the Super Bowl.
00:04:50.260 Now, that was a good tweet
00:04:51.840 and a good joke,
00:04:53.600 but not as good as all of the comments
00:04:56.360 on this tweet.
00:04:57.700 So go look for that
00:04:59.540 in either Brett Weinstein's feed
00:05:03.920 or in mine.
00:05:04.600 I retweeted him yesterday
00:05:05.780 or today.
00:05:08.460 And you should see
00:05:10.360 all the other funny comments.
00:05:11.620 It turns out
00:05:13.680 this was a really good straight line
00:05:15.640 or at least the situation
00:05:17.220 was a good straight line
00:05:18.220 for lots of good jokes.
00:05:20.500 All right.
00:05:22.440 Now, do you believe my theory
00:05:24.300 about the best story usually wins?
00:05:26.800 And Tom Brady was the best story.
00:05:28.960 So even though he was not favored
00:05:30.700 in terms of, you know,
00:05:32.220 the specifics of the betting odds
00:05:34.680 of these games,
00:05:36.100 he had the best story.
00:05:37.620 So now, remember,
00:05:40.960 I first used this theory
00:05:42.800 when President Trump
00:05:43.940 ran for office in 2016.
00:05:46.160 He was the best story by far.
00:05:49.220 Him winning was the best story.
00:05:51.140 But when he ran for re-election,
00:05:53.680 what was the best story?
00:05:56.340 It really wasn't
00:05:57.480 Trump wins another election
00:05:59.840 because that would have been
00:06:01.620 sort of expected.
00:06:03.300 So that's not the best story.
00:06:04.800 You expect incumbents to win.
00:06:08.540 The best story would be
00:06:09.920 running somebody
00:06:10.740 who's clearly mentally defective
00:06:12.720 while you're really trying
00:06:14.180 to put in office
00:06:15.000 the vice president
00:06:16.420 who's too progressive
00:06:18.520 according to a lot of people.
00:06:20.640 That's a good story.
00:06:22.600 Right?
00:06:23.100 If you compare those two stories
00:06:25.060 of Trump just wins again
00:06:27.100 and you get more of the same,
00:06:29.340 or the brain-dead dementia guy
00:06:32.720 who's being really backed
00:06:34.340 by the real president,
00:06:35.980 I mean, it's not even close.
00:06:37.060 One of them is the good story.
00:06:40.120 So watch how often that predicts.
00:06:43.480 There's no reason for that,
00:06:44.960 by the way,
00:06:46.000 at least that I can think of.
00:06:47.980 The best reason might be
00:06:49.240 that because our minds
00:06:50.840 are so tuned to stories
00:06:53.020 from movies and books
00:06:54.360 and all the fiction
00:06:55.680 that we consume,
00:06:56.480 that we kind of guide ourselves
00:06:59.680 subconsciously
00:07:00.680 toward the best story.
00:07:02.340 So maybe even the players
00:07:03.680 on the field
00:07:04.380 with Tom Brady,
00:07:05.900 even the other team,
00:07:07.980 knew that the best story
00:07:09.140 was them losing.
00:07:10.900 Right?
00:07:11.400 So it could be
00:07:12.120 that we're just too biased
00:07:13.340 toward the best story
00:07:14.440 that we make it happen
00:07:16.080 without even knowing
00:07:17.280 that we're consciously
00:07:18.140 making any choices.
00:07:19.820 Maybe.
00:07:20.760 Or it's just a coincidental thing
00:07:23.960 that I think I'm noticing
00:07:25.460 but I'm not.
00:07:26.260 That's possible.
00:07:28.160 Here's a little mental exercise
00:07:32.920 for you.
00:07:34.460 And this is a good mental exercise
00:07:36.200 for every situation.
00:07:38.140 I'll give you a specific one here.
00:07:40.220 But in general,
00:07:41.240 it's good to do this.
00:07:42.940 And I talk about this
00:07:43.960 in Loser Think a little bit
00:07:45.220 in my book.
00:07:47.100 Sometimes,
00:07:48.100 take a situation
00:07:49.220 that you're very familiar with
00:07:50.620 and you have an opinion on
00:07:51.900 and just say to yourself,
00:07:53.820 what if I'm totally wrong?
00:07:56.260 What if I've got
00:07:57.240 the wrong filter on this?
00:07:59.040 What if I'm just looking
00:08:00.100 at it upside down?
00:08:01.760 What if I've got
00:08:02.740 cause and effect backwards?
00:08:05.720 And that doesn't mean
00:08:06.700 that you're wrong.
00:08:07.700 It just means
00:08:08.180 that it's a good exercise
00:08:09.400 to every now and then say,
00:08:11.880 what if everything
00:08:12.640 is just exactly backwards
00:08:14.480 of the way I think it is?
00:08:17.240 I do that all the time.
00:08:18.800 I take anything
00:08:19.580 that I'm sure is true
00:08:20.800 and I just say,
00:08:22.460 but what if it's backwards?
00:08:24.580 Would it still work?
00:08:26.420 Like,
00:08:26.680 would all the evidence
00:08:28.340 that I'm looking at
00:08:29.440 still apply
00:08:31.080 and still be
00:08:32.260 perfectly compatible
00:08:33.280 if you took
00:08:34.380 what you thought
00:08:34.920 to be true
00:08:35.420 and literally reversed it?
00:08:38.400 And sometimes,
00:08:39.160 you surprise yourself.
00:08:40.640 You say,
00:08:41.240 uh-oh,
00:08:42.740 I just found out
00:08:43.780 that all the facts
00:08:44.700 I'm looking at
00:08:45.500 work both ways.
00:08:47.960 It's scary
00:08:48.780 when it happens
00:08:49.560 and you realize
00:08:50.200 how fragile
00:08:51.520 your mental process is.
00:08:53.240 I'm going to do that
00:08:53.820 for you right now.
00:08:55.160 I'm not going to try
00:08:56.060 to change your mind.
00:08:58.100 Okay?
00:08:59.640 I don't want you
00:09:00.560 to change your mind
00:09:01.460 on the topic
00:09:02.280 that I'm going to bring up.
00:09:03.500 I'm only going to show you
00:09:04.560 an exercise
00:09:05.200 where you can reverse
00:09:07.000 the truth
00:09:07.740 and it won't be crazy.
00:09:10.660 That's all I'm going for.
00:09:12.060 Okay?
00:09:12.660 Just the process.
00:09:14.120 Don't change your mind
00:09:15.120 on anything.
00:09:15.620 When we look
00:09:18.400 at the issue of
00:09:19.580 don't sign off yet.
00:09:22.240 I know you're going
00:09:22.740 to turn off
00:09:23.200 this live stream
00:09:23.880 as soon as you hear
00:09:24.420 this topic
00:09:24.960 because everybody
00:09:25.500 always does.
00:09:27.100 Transgenders in sports.
00:09:28.180 Stay with me.
00:09:28.780 Stay with me.
00:09:29.840 Just for a little while.
00:09:31.740 It's worth it.
00:09:33.120 Just stay.
00:09:34.300 Stay.
00:09:35.320 Okay.
00:09:37.520 You know
00:09:38.260 that I am
00:09:39.060 one of the leading
00:09:39.940 voices,
00:09:41.000 at least in terms
00:09:41.780 of being vocal
00:09:42.500 and public about it,
00:09:43.460 for saying
00:09:44.720 that transgenders
00:09:45.580 should have
00:09:46.000 every right
00:09:46.560 to play sports,
00:09:48.340 et cetera.
00:09:49.600 But what is
00:09:50.880 the common way
00:09:51.840 to look at this?
00:09:52.640 The common way
00:09:53.440 that conservatives
00:09:54.320 look at it
00:09:55.040 is this.
00:09:55.960 This is not
00:09:56.580 my opinion.
00:09:58.040 I'm describing
00:09:58.740 other people's opinion.
00:10:00.940 That sports is good
00:10:02.180 and there's something
00:10:03.880 wrong with the
00:10:04.600 transgender athlete.
00:10:06.900 That they're
00:10:07.400 broken in some way.
00:10:09.720 Or they're morally
00:10:10.920 or ethically deficient
00:10:12.940 because they would
00:10:13.960 want to play
00:10:14.680 on a team
00:10:17.020 in which they
00:10:17.560 would dominate
00:10:18.100 because they were
00:10:18.900 born with some
00:10:19.720 biological male
00:10:20.720 qualities that
00:10:22.140 they've been
00:10:22.960 transferring out of.
00:10:25.760 That's what you
00:10:26.500 think, right?
00:10:27.240 Wouldn't you say
00:10:27.840 that the most
00:10:28.500 common opinion
00:10:29.360 from the conservative
00:10:30.360 side of the world,
00:10:31.800 again,
00:10:32.300 not my opinion,
00:10:33.820 but a common one,
00:10:34.800 is that sports are good
00:10:35.860 just the way they are
00:10:37.140 and there's
00:10:39.020 something wrong
00:10:39.380 with the athlete
00:10:40.120 in this case.
00:10:42.240 Now, I'm just
00:10:42.940 going to ask you
00:10:43.420 this question.
00:10:45.940 What happens
00:10:46.760 if you reverse it
00:10:47.800 and you say
00:10:49.260 that sports
00:10:50.040 are broken
00:10:50.880 but all the
00:10:52.620 athletes are fine?
00:10:54.560 What if you
00:10:55.220 just say,
00:10:56.120 how about the world
00:10:57.160 is full of all
00:10:57.880 kinds of different
00:10:58.500 people?
00:10:59.920 There are short
00:11:00.580 people,
00:11:01.220 tall people,
00:11:02.100 people who have
00:11:02.580 skills,
00:11:03.240 people who are
00:11:03.560 strong,
00:11:04.120 people who are
00:11:04.460 weak,
00:11:05.320 people who have
00:11:05.800 different gender,
00:11:07.440 sex traits,
00:11:09.340 infinite different
00:11:10.200 people.
00:11:11.780 Can people really
00:11:13.180 be broken?
00:11:14.780 Is it really
00:11:15.400 the people
00:11:16.060 who are defective
00:11:16.980 here?
00:11:17.640 Because people
00:11:18.320 come in all kinds.
00:11:20.140 It's hard to say
00:11:20.860 that any one of them
00:11:21.580 is wrong
00:11:22.320 when it's an
00:11:23.460 infinite variety
00:11:24.480 and none of them
00:11:25.160 are exactly the same.
00:11:27.240 Why don't we say
00:11:28.180 the sports are broken?
00:11:29.680 And here's
00:11:30.040 specifically what I mean.
00:11:32.020 The best kind
00:11:33.060 of sports
00:11:33.680 would be where
00:11:34.520 you're playing
00:11:34.980 with somebody
00:11:35.540 who is roughly
00:11:36.680 equal in ability.
00:11:38.900 Isn't that the
00:11:39.500 whole problem
00:11:40.140 with having a
00:11:40.880 transgender athlete
00:11:42.080 playing on a
00:11:43.380 women's traditional
00:11:44.480 team?
00:11:45.300 The whole problem
00:11:46.540 is that you have
00:11:47.660 a mismatch of
00:11:48.460 talent and even
00:11:50.060 physicality,
00:11:50.920 right?
00:11:51.520 So the problem
00:11:52.580 is not that the
00:11:53.260 athlete is broken.
00:11:54.880 There's nothing
00:11:55.320 wrong with the
00:11:55.780 athlete who wants
00:11:56.520 to just play
00:11:57.080 some sports.
00:11:58.280 What's wrong
00:11:58.940 is that the
00:11:59.560 sport doesn't
00:12:01.020 allow people
00:12:01.720 of equal ability
00:12:03.000 to play against
00:12:03.700 each other.
00:12:04.160 You want
00:12:05.020 another example?
00:12:06.780 I'm male.
00:12:08.920 So according
00:12:09.740 to the rules
00:12:10.380 of sports,
00:12:11.200 the way they
00:12:11.780 exist,
00:12:12.600 I could play
00:12:13.280 on a men's
00:12:14.340 basketball team
00:12:15.440 if I were,
00:12:16.580 let's say,
00:12:16.920 in college
00:12:17.300 or high school.
00:12:18.800 But could I?
00:12:20.520 Could I play
00:12:21.260 on a men's
00:12:21.800 basketball team?
00:12:22.760 I'm five foot
00:12:23.540 eight.
00:12:24.620 No.
00:12:25.840 No, I can't.
00:12:27.300 There should be
00:12:28.220 a sport for me
00:12:29.420 in which I can
00:12:30.720 play basketball
00:12:31.580 against people
00:12:32.340 who are roughly
00:12:32.940 the same height.
00:12:34.660 That would be
00:12:35.480 a good sport.
00:12:36.680 What is the
00:12:37.380 point of putting
00:12:37.960 me in a game
00:12:38.980 in which I'm
00:12:39.480 playing with
00:12:39.920 people who are
00:12:40.400 seven feet tall?
00:12:41.760 There's no point
00:12:42.660 in that.
00:12:43.580 The sport is
00:12:44.460 broken.
00:12:45.420 It's not me.
00:12:46.900 I'm not defective
00:12:48.240 because I'm
00:12:48.660 five foot eight.
00:12:49.800 I'm kind of in
00:12:50.720 the normal range
00:12:51.600 of human beings.
00:12:52.800 There are people
00:12:53.300 smaller than me,
00:12:54.360 people bigger
00:12:54.880 than me.
00:12:55.820 It's completely
00:12:56.800 normal to not
00:12:57.900 be normal.
00:12:58.500 normal, right?
00:12:59.820 We're all not
00:13:00.640 normal in some
00:13:01.440 way.
00:13:02.320 Fix the sport.
00:13:04.080 Why in the
00:13:05.060 world do you
00:13:06.860 ever put people
00:13:07.920 of wildly
00:13:08.800 different abilities
00:13:09.640 on the same
00:13:10.280 team?
00:13:11.020 Does it matter
00:13:11.980 what the gender
00:13:13.260 is?
00:13:14.420 It shouldn't.
00:13:16.180 I've told this
00:13:17.100 story before.
00:13:17.820 I played co-ed
00:13:18.680 soccer years ago
00:13:19.640 and one of the
00:13:20.940 women who played
00:13:21.820 co-ed soccer
00:13:22.580 on our team
00:13:23.400 was really
00:13:25.420 good.
00:13:26.220 So as a
00:13:27.000 female player,
00:13:27.660 she was extra
00:13:28.680 good at soccer
00:13:29.400 which made her
00:13:30.580 better at soccer
00:13:31.420 than maybe a
00:13:33.260 quarter of the
00:13:34.000 men that were
00:13:34.620 on the field.
00:13:35.980 Now the other
00:13:36.660 men were also
00:13:37.280 good at soccer
00:13:37.940 and they were
00:13:38.560 physically stronger
00:13:39.980 so they had
00:13:40.780 some advantages
00:13:41.320 but she was
00:13:41.900 probably better
00:13:42.420 than a good
00:13:42.940 25% of the
00:13:44.540 men who were
00:13:45.000 playing.
00:13:46.320 Should she
00:13:46.780 have to play
00:13:47.640 with only female
00:13:48.780 athletes if she
00:13:50.340 would prefer to
00:13:51.040 play with
00:13:51.400 stronger players?
00:13:52.840 And the answer
00:13:53.200 is no.
00:13:54.240 She was perfectly
00:13:55.100 happy playing
00:13:55.960 co-ed soccer
00:13:56.720 with people
00:13:57.780 who were
00:13:58.060 physically
00:13:58.460 bigger than
00:13:58.980 her.
00:13:59.640 Now it
00:14:00.380 didn't work
00:14:00.860 out well
00:14:01.240 for her.
00:14:03.160 It turns out
00:14:04.060 I broke
00:14:04.740 her nose.
00:14:05.920 But if she
00:14:06.940 had not been
00:14:07.520 on a team
00:14:08.160 with larger
00:14:08.940 men, maybe
00:14:09.740 her nose
00:14:10.400 would not
00:14:10.740 have been
00:14:11.000 broken.
00:14:12.520 I didn't do
00:14:13.280 it intentionally
00:14:13.980 by the way.
00:14:15.580 I just
00:14:16.260 cleared a
00:14:16.780 ball fairly
00:14:18.100 aggressively.
00:14:19.020 Her face
00:14:19.460 was in the
00:14:19.880 way.
00:14:20.580 A lot of
00:14:21.040 blood happened.
00:14:21.760 But did
00:14:23.900 she quit
00:14:24.360 playing soccer?
00:14:25.640 She did,
00:14:26.220 of course,
00:14:26.620 because her
00:14:26.940 face was
00:14:27.320 broken.
00:14:28.100 But she
00:14:29.300 had the
00:14:29.620 right to
00:14:29.940 play, and
00:14:30.700 she was
00:14:30.980 with people
00:14:31.500 of equal
00:14:32.040 talent, and
00:14:32.780 it's where
00:14:33.040 she wanted
00:14:33.440 to be.
00:14:34.440 The sports
00:14:35.000 were broken,
00:14:36.020 not her, and
00:14:37.280 not me.
00:14:38.600 So that is my
00:14:39.360 point.
00:14:40.220 Sports are
00:14:40.760 broken.
00:14:41.420 Why do you
00:14:41.940 have men's
00:14:42.540 teams and
00:14:42.980 women's teams
00:14:43.640 instead of
00:14:44.220 just teams?
00:14:45.420 Why can't
00:14:46.040 people just
00:14:46.540 play on the
00:14:47.120 team that's
00:14:47.920 matched to
00:14:50.900 their ability?
00:14:52.200 Why do
00:14:53.000 sports have
00:14:53.580 to be part
00:14:54.080 of a high
00:14:55.000 school and
00:14:55.600 college?
00:14:56.620 It's ridiculous.
00:14:57.940 The way high
00:14:58.400 school sports
00:14:59.120 are designed
00:14:59.820 is to make
00:15:00.780 stars out of
00:15:01.640 a few people
00:15:02.300 and to make
00:15:03.160 everybody else
00:15:03.820 feel like a
00:15:04.380 loser.
00:15:05.560 Sorry.
00:15:06.500 That's the way
00:15:07.140 they're designed.
00:15:08.420 Sports make
00:15:09.180 most people
00:15:10.040 losers, and
00:15:11.360 they make
00:15:11.780 stars out of
00:15:12.620 a few people
00:15:13.240 who were born
00:15:13.760 with some
00:15:14.240 lucky combination
00:15:15.660 of things that
00:15:16.380 made them
00:15:16.740 athletically gifted.
00:15:18.320 And why do
00:15:18.760 we praise people
00:15:19.520 who were born
00:15:20.180 athletically gifted?
00:15:22.040 I don't know.
00:15:23.140 I don't see a
00:15:23.760 good reason.
00:15:24.840 I'd rather see
00:15:25.540 somebody who
00:15:26.120 wasn't born
00:15:26.760 athletically gifted
00:15:27.760 do a good,
00:15:28.740 you know,
00:15:29.120 try hard and
00:15:30.060 do good work
00:15:30.920 for what they've
00:15:31.600 got.
00:15:34.120 All right.
00:15:34.940 So fix sports
00:15:35.940 so that everybody
00:15:37.160 can play in the
00:15:38.400 team that is
00:15:39.100 roughly their
00:15:40.100 ability.
00:15:41.080 And while you're
00:15:41.700 at it, why don't
00:15:42.400 you fix the rest
00:15:43.180 of sports which
00:15:44.020 are broken?
00:15:45.020 I'll give you
00:15:45.500 some more examples.
00:15:47.740 Golf is mostly
00:15:48.900 about looking for
00:15:49.800 your ball.
00:15:51.360 That's a stupid
00:15:52.360 sport.
00:15:54.060 Golf should make
00:15:54.980 all of the clubs
00:15:56.280 the same length,
00:15:58.280 number one.
00:15:59.960 Having clubs of
00:16:01.160 different lengths
00:16:01.800 is just stupid.
00:16:03.220 I mean, it's just
00:16:03.700 making it extra
00:16:04.620 hard for no reason.
00:16:06.380 Make the balls
00:16:07.080 easier to find
00:16:08.040 or allow you to
00:16:09.140 just put your
00:16:09.860 ball down wherever
00:16:10.620 is the last place
00:16:11.380 you saw it.
00:16:11.960 It'd be better.
00:16:13.460 How about tennis?
00:16:16.540 Tennis used to be
00:16:17.460 fun.
00:16:18.260 It used to be
00:16:18.660 my favorite sport
00:16:19.500 and I would
00:16:20.680 play with people
00:16:21.260 roughly my ability
00:16:22.260 and so it was
00:16:22.840 a lot of fun.
00:16:23.780 But then the
00:16:24.360 equipment got so
00:16:25.980 good, the actual
00:16:27.340 tennis racket,
00:16:28.620 that even an
00:16:29.680 average player
00:16:30.960 can hit a serve
00:16:32.080 so hard that a
00:16:34.160 good player can't
00:16:34.940 return it.
00:16:36.340 So tennis is a
00:16:38.000 completely ruined
00:16:38.960 sport because the
00:16:40.160 equipment got so
00:16:41.040 good that the
00:16:42.240 whole serving part
00:16:43.200 of it, which is so
00:16:43.920 big a part of the
00:16:44.980 sport, is not fun.
00:16:46.800 It's not even
00:16:47.420 close to fun.
00:16:48.300 It's just the
00:16:48.720 ball goes past you
00:16:50.500 or maybe you hit it
00:16:51.480 but it's just luck.
00:16:53.120 So tennis is a
00:16:54.300 completely ruined
00:16:55.380 sport because when
00:16:56.640 the equipment got
00:16:57.540 good it just became
00:16:58.700 not fun to play
00:16:59.860 anymore.
00:17:00.800 That's why I don't
00:17:01.360 play anymore.
00:17:02.380 So all of sports
00:17:03.100 are broken.
00:17:03.880 Stop thinking that
00:17:04.880 the athletes are
00:17:05.660 broken.
00:17:06.480 There's nothing
00:17:07.000 wrong with
00:17:07.520 transgender athletes.
00:17:09.120 There's nothing
00:17:09.540 wrong with any
00:17:10.340 athletes.
00:17:11.440 People are just
00:17:12.040 different.
00:17:13.340 Give everybody a
00:17:15.180 way to play
00:17:15.720 sports.
00:17:17.020 And the whole
00:17:17.700 idea that women
00:17:18.500 need to have
00:17:19.280 trophies, aren't
00:17:21.880 we over that?
00:17:23.440 I don't know why
00:17:24.260 anybody needs a
00:17:25.000 sports trophy unless
00:17:25.960 they're a professional.
00:17:27.260 If you're a
00:17:27.740 professional then
00:17:28.440 yeah, I can see
00:17:29.640 having things
00:17:31.140 arranged differently
00:17:31.820 because it's for
00:17:33.060 spectating.
00:17:35.160 But for school
00:17:36.600 sports, get rid of
00:17:39.040 sports in schools.
00:17:40.620 Now those of you
00:17:41.380 who are resisting,
00:17:42.600 it's because your
00:17:43.300 kids do well in
00:17:44.280 sports.
00:17:45.540 If I had kids who
00:17:47.300 did really well in
00:17:48.120 sports, I would
00:17:49.640 definitely want
00:17:50.900 sports in schools.
00:17:52.980 But most kids are
00:17:54.600 not good in sports.
00:17:56.520 So what's good for
00:17:57.920 your kids might not
00:17:58.720 be good for other
00:17:59.260 people.
00:17:59.720 All right.
00:18:00.580 Apparently two
00:18:01.340 thirds of voters or
00:18:03.360 citizens, I don't
00:18:04.300 know, maybe it's
00:18:04.880 voters, like Biden's
00:18:06.880 COVID plans.
00:18:07.920 So that includes a
00:18:08.760 third of Republicans
00:18:09.820 say he's doing okay
00:18:11.580 in COVID.
00:18:12.500 I'll give you my
00:18:13.600 opinion.
00:18:13.960 And he's doing
00:18:15.200 okay.
00:18:16.480 I think he's doing
00:18:17.420 okay.
00:18:18.080 If I had to grade
00:18:19.300 Biden for COVID
00:18:20.620 response, pretty
00:18:22.980 good.
00:18:23.820 Now there's still
00:18:25.020 things that he
00:18:26.660 needs to do
00:18:27.300 better.
00:18:28.480 But here's
00:18:29.980 something he did
00:18:30.820 really well.
00:18:31.600 Well, now I know
00:18:34.120 some of you aren't
00:18:35.080 going to like this
00:18:35.880 because I know the
00:18:36.540 nature of my
00:18:37.140 audience, but I need
00:18:39.200 you to get used to
00:18:40.000 this so it doesn't
00:18:41.240 bother you in the
00:18:41.820 future.
00:18:42.460 When Biden does
00:18:43.600 something right, I'm
00:18:45.460 going to call it
00:18:46.100 out.
00:18:47.020 All right.
00:18:47.280 I'm not about just
00:18:48.560 criticizing him for
00:18:49.580 things I don't like.
00:18:51.240 So I'm going to do
00:18:52.060 the same treatment
00:18:52.840 that I gave Trump,
00:18:55.000 but I'll do it for
00:18:55.780 Biden.
00:18:56.460 And he's about to do
00:18:58.020 something that's really,
00:18:59.900 really smart if he
00:19:01.680 pulls it off.
00:19:02.840 And that is this.
00:19:03.980 As you know,
00:19:04.840 teachers'
00:19:05.780 unions are the
00:19:06.460 biggest threat to
00:19:07.340 this country.
00:19:09.320 But the federal
00:19:10.260 government doesn't
00:19:11.260 want to exert, you
00:19:12.840 know, direct control
00:19:13.980 over unions because
00:19:15.220 that's politically bad
00:19:16.960 as well as, you
00:19:18.960 know, the country
00:19:19.420 isn't ready for that.
00:19:20.520 You don't want your
00:19:21.280 federal government to
00:19:22.840 put a boot on a
00:19:23.800 union.
00:19:24.640 It's just not a good
00:19:25.740 look.
00:19:26.800 But the school unions
00:19:28.700 are the biggest problem
00:19:29.720 in the country because
00:19:30.960 they're keeping the
00:19:31.860 teachers out of
00:19:32.900 schools, which keeps
00:19:33.860 the schools closed.
00:19:36.980 So Biden is in favor
00:19:38.500 of reopening the
00:19:39.940 schools as soon as you
00:19:40.880 can do that safely.
00:19:42.360 I think that's exactly
00:19:43.520 what President
00:19:44.300 Trump's opinion was,
00:19:45.600 probably exactly what
00:19:46.880 most of your opinions
00:19:47.780 are.
00:19:48.260 So we can say,
00:19:49.760 okay, good so far.
00:19:51.200 The Biden is pro
00:19:52.240 opening schools soon
00:19:54.200 and safely.
00:19:56.600 But he can't get it
00:19:57.700 done.
00:19:59.100 So what do you do?
00:20:01.080 Well, what Biden is
00:20:02.140 doing is he said,
00:20:03.180 at least in his
00:20:03.920 interview on CBS,
00:20:04.980 he said that by
00:20:05.880 Wednesday-ish, the
00:20:07.880 CDC will have a,
00:20:09.540 here's the fun part,
00:20:11.120 science-based
00:20:12.360 recommendations
00:20:13.220 about how to
00:20:14.320 open schools.
00:20:16.120 So they'll,
00:20:16.880 presumably it'll say
00:20:17.820 if you take the
00:20:18.500 following precautions,
00:20:20.240 science says it's
00:20:21.380 safe enough to
00:20:22.480 open up schools.
00:20:23.960 So what happens
00:20:25.300 when science,
00:20:27.640 which Democrats
00:20:28.580 love, I hear,
00:20:30.400 they love their
00:20:31.320 science.
00:20:32.940 Everybody loves
00:20:33.800 science, so it's
00:20:34.680 dumb to imagine
00:20:35.520 there's somebody who
00:20:36.240 is anti-science,
00:20:37.140 but that's what
00:20:37.900 they say about,
00:20:38.560 that's what they
00:20:39.900 say about
00:20:40.560 Republicans.
00:20:43.720 So Biden is
00:20:44.800 setting up a
00:20:45.380 situation in which
00:20:46.220 his CDC will
00:20:47.960 say scientifically
00:20:48.920 it's okay to
00:20:49.760 open up schools
00:20:50.540 under these
00:20:51.560 conditions which
00:20:52.380 most could meet.
00:20:54.520 What happens
00:20:55.340 then when the
00:20:56.360 teachers' unions
00:20:57.040 say no?
00:20:58.840 Well, that will
00:20:59.660 put the teachers'
00:21:00.520 unions in a
00:21:01.200 public disagreement
00:21:02.800 with, wait for it,
00:21:04.780 science.
00:21:08.960 That's pretty
00:21:09.680 good.
00:21:11.260 That's pretty
00:21:11.960 good.
00:21:12.500 Because Biden is
00:21:13.560 a little bit
00:21:13.960 handcuffed.
00:21:14.600 His own party is
00:21:15.480 so close to the
00:21:16.260 unions, he can't
00:21:17.600 stomp on a union,
00:21:18.680 but he needs to.
00:21:20.160 If you ask Biden
00:21:21.120 privately, would
00:21:22.460 you like to stomp
00:21:23.500 on these unions
00:21:24.280 and make them just
00:21:25.820 agree to open up
00:21:26.820 the schools with
00:21:27.560 you safely?
00:21:29.300 I'm pretty sure
00:21:30.300 he'd say yes,
00:21:31.220 if I could.
00:21:32.380 If I had a way
00:21:33.440 to stomp on them,
00:21:34.300 I would.
00:21:35.380 Because it needs
00:21:35.980 to be done.
00:21:37.120 I believe he would
00:21:37.920 agree with that
00:21:38.540 statement.
00:21:39.060 He would agree
00:21:39.500 with most
00:21:40.980 Republicans on
00:21:41.840 that, and most
00:21:42.400 people, most
00:21:43.480 parents for sure.
00:21:45.980 But he may have
00:21:47.020 found a work
00:21:47.660 around.
00:21:49.000 He may have
00:21:49.700 found a work
00:21:50.320 around.
00:21:50.860 We don't know
00:21:51.420 yet, but setting
00:21:52.780 up this public
00:21:53.660 battle between
00:21:55.140 science, as it
00:21:56.680 will be presented
00:21:57.380 by the CDC, and
00:21:59.400 the schools that
00:22:00.520 are supposed to
00:22:01.440 teach science as
00:22:04.420 represented by the
00:22:05.620 teachers' unions,
00:22:06.880 right?
00:22:08.360 Isn't that
00:22:08.880 interesting?
00:22:10.120 That is really,
00:22:11.500 really good.
00:22:13.140 If he does this
00:22:14.660 right, and so far
00:22:16.860 he's setting it up
00:22:17.740 just right, that the
00:22:19.960 news that's friendly
00:22:21.520 to Biden, the news
00:22:22.720 that propagandizes
00:22:24.520 and brainwashes the
00:22:26.820 public, what is the
00:22:28.340 news going to do
00:22:29.340 when Biden sets
00:22:30.800 up, teaches
00:22:31.960 unions are
00:22:32.760 anti-science, what's
00:22:35.500 the news going to
00:22:36.600 do?
00:22:38.160 It's pretty good.
00:22:39.820 I think the news is
00:22:40.960 going to have to
00:22:41.400 back science, aren't
00:22:43.260 they?
00:22:44.260 How does CNN go
00:22:45.880 against science when
00:22:47.820 it's Biden's science?
00:22:49.420 They can't.
00:22:50.680 I think he's created
00:22:51.960 a situation in which
00:22:53.380 he can use the
00:22:54.800 public as a
00:22:56.000 hammer, and also
00:22:57.860 use the news
00:22:58.560 networks as a
00:22:59.320 hammer against the
00:23:00.080 teachers' unions.
00:23:01.420 And I don't know
00:23:02.320 that there was a
00:23:02.900 better play than
00:23:03.560 that.
00:23:04.740 It's actually really
00:23:05.940 good.
00:23:06.800 So if I'm going to
00:23:07.480 be honest, and
00:23:08.640 we're dealing with
00:23:09.700 technique and
00:23:10.520 persuasion, not
00:23:11.320 politics per se,
00:23:12.800 just technique and
00:23:14.180 persuasion, this is
00:23:15.760 pretty good.
00:23:17.080 Now we've got to
00:23:17.800 see if he can take
00:23:18.780 it home, right?
00:23:19.900 It's not good
00:23:20.700 enough that he just
00:23:21.360 puts it out there
00:23:22.000 and then nothing
00:23:22.500 happens.
00:23:23.500 He's going to have
00:23:24.300 to sit on this
00:23:25.840 scientific
00:23:26.820 recommendation,
00:23:27.860 and he's going
00:23:28.620 to have to
00:23:28.920 pound it.
00:23:30.520 But he could.
00:23:31.760 He could do
00:23:32.520 that.
00:23:33.520 I'm not going to
00:23:34.240 rule him out.
00:23:34.880 I'm not going to
00:23:35.360 say he can't.
00:23:36.080 I'm not going to
00:23:36.520 say he won't until
00:23:37.880 he tries.
00:23:39.220 But if he lets
00:23:40.120 this go and the
00:23:42.220 teacher unions just
00:23:43.460 prevail after he's
00:23:44.700 set it up that
00:23:45.260 science says this
00:23:46.720 and they say that,
00:23:48.000 well, that would
00:23:48.500 be a pretty big
00:23:49.200 failure, I think.
00:23:50.620 I think once he's
00:23:51.600 set it up that
00:23:52.320 science is on the
00:23:53.480 opposite side from
00:23:54.380 the teachers'
00:23:54.860 unions, he has to
00:23:56.620 finish them.
00:23:57.860 He can't wound the
00:24:00.620 teachers' unions.
00:24:01.920 He has to finish
00:24:02.900 them off, at least
00:24:04.040 on this topic, not
00:24:05.120 completely.
00:24:06.680 So we'll see if
00:24:07.580 he's got the guts to
00:24:10.180 do that.
00:24:11.180 He might.
00:24:11.980 We'll see.
00:24:12.760 And if he does, I
00:24:13.560 will praise him for
00:24:14.560 it.
00:24:14.780 So the news is
00:24:18.780 saying, this is
00:24:19.700 also something CBS
00:24:20.640 said, Nora O'Donnell,
00:24:22.860 said that at the
00:24:23.700 current rate of
00:24:24.860 vaccinations, it
00:24:26.200 would take like a
00:24:28.220 year to get 75% of
00:24:30.080 people vaccinated,
00:24:31.160 which might be what
00:24:32.400 you need to stop the
00:24:33.660 virus.
00:24:34.620 Do you think that
00:24:35.680 that tells you
00:24:36.460 something?
00:24:36.920 What should you
00:24:38.600 think when somebody
00:24:40.520 says at the current
00:24:41.660 rate it will take a
00:24:43.420 year?
00:24:44.480 How should you
00:24:45.060 translate that in
00:24:45.860 your mind?
00:24:46.680 Should you translate
00:24:47.480 it into your mind as
00:24:48.640 it's going to take a
00:24:49.520 year?
00:24:51.040 You shouldn't.
00:24:52.640 Because what you
00:24:53.400 should translate in
00:24:54.180 your mind is that
00:24:55.060 there's a learning
00:24:55.820 curve here, and it's
00:24:56.880 a pretty big one.
00:24:57.980 Meaning that on day
00:24:59.120 one, you expect
00:24:59.940 everything to go
00:25:00.700 poorly because they've
00:25:01.580 never done this
00:25:02.200 before.
00:25:03.180 On day two, they're
00:25:04.320 fixing the problems
00:25:05.140 they saw on day
00:25:05.840 one.
00:25:06.920 On day three, they're
00:25:07.880 fixing the problems
00:25:08.560 they saw on day
00:25:09.160 two.
00:25:09.420 So by the time
00:25:10.860 you get, let's
00:25:12.320 say, six months
00:25:13.600 into this, your
00:25:15.240 learning curve should
00:25:16.520 have gone through
00:25:17.020 the roof.
00:25:18.360 And we're seeing
00:25:19.240 now that Biden has
00:25:21.240 been offered by, I
00:25:22.360 guess the NFL
00:25:22.960 offered, all of
00:25:24.540 their stadiums.
00:25:26.300 Every football
00:25:27.320 stadium has been
00:25:28.240 offered as a mass
00:25:30.440 vaccination place.
00:25:32.160 Where did that
00:25:32.680 come from?
00:25:33.320 That just came out
00:25:34.140 of nowhere, right?
00:25:34.980 And it's because we
00:25:35.820 needed it.
00:25:36.280 So this is similar
00:25:38.080 to the year 2000
00:25:40.620 bug when all the
00:25:42.260 experts were saying
00:25:43.120 at our current
00:25:44.000 rate, there's no
00:25:45.620 way we'll be able
00:25:46.260 to reprogram the
00:25:47.140 computers, they'll
00:25:47.900 crash, and society
00:25:49.040 will be damaged by a
00:25:50.840 lack of computing
00:25:51.700 for a while.
00:25:52.940 But I said, no, you
00:25:55.160 got it all wrong.
00:25:55.920 The learning curve
00:25:56.860 suggests that the
00:25:58.720 last few months
00:25:59.760 before the actual
00:26:00.720 year 2000, our
00:26:02.500 ability to reprogram
00:26:04.100 things will be way
00:26:05.000 better than you
00:26:06.240 could even imagine
00:26:07.020 back even just a
00:26:07.980 few months ago.
00:26:09.220 And what happened?
00:26:10.360 Exactly that happened.
00:26:11.780 A few months before
00:26:12.900 the year 2000 bug
00:26:14.320 would have been a
00:26:14.880 giant problem,
00:26:16.340 private industry
00:26:17.200 figured out how to
00:26:18.520 rapidly reprogram it.
00:26:20.660 So they learned to
00:26:21.500 do something quickly
00:26:22.340 toward the end,
00:26:23.620 which is the way you
00:26:24.460 would normally expect
00:26:25.400 these things to go.
00:26:26.640 So here's my
00:26:27.360 prediction.
00:26:27.840 If they say that it
00:26:28.840 would take a year
00:26:29.700 at current rates,
00:26:32.600 you could probably cut
00:26:33.960 that in half.
00:26:35.780 You could probably
00:26:36.620 cut it in half
00:26:37.460 because we're
00:26:38.700 probably a month
00:26:39.760 away from really,
00:26:41.900 really knowing what
00:26:42.780 we're doing wrong
00:26:43.600 and fixing it.
00:26:45.080 And then the rate
00:26:45.820 of vaccination
00:26:46.800 should just start
00:26:47.840 going straight up.
00:26:49.560 That would be the
00:26:50.260 normal thing to
00:26:50.920 expect in a normal
00:26:52.060 process of this type
00:26:53.320 where everyone wants
00:26:54.760 the outcome and
00:26:56.020 we're all working
00:26:56.580 toward it.
00:26:57.200 We just have to get
00:26:59.460 rid of the wrinkles.
00:27:00.080 And it looks like
00:27:01.960 that's happening.
00:27:04.320 All right.
00:27:06.740 Do you own
00:27:07.540 Bitcoin?
00:27:08.740 How many of you
00:27:09.680 own Bitcoin?
00:27:12.200 Because there's some
00:27:13.300 news about Bitcoin.
00:27:15.700 Elon Musk, who
00:27:17.120 continues to be the
00:27:18.160 most interesting
00:27:18.820 person on the
00:27:19.560 planet, has said
00:27:21.900 that Tesla will
00:27:23.000 start accepting
00:27:23.860 Bitcoin as payment
00:27:25.640 for Tesla products.
00:27:28.280 Now, how important
00:27:31.420 is that?
00:27:33.500 It's really important
00:27:34.820 because Elon Musk
00:27:37.480 is a big enough
00:27:38.620 player that he
00:27:40.480 can make the
00:27:41.120 currency have a
00:27:42.180 value that it
00:27:42.900 didn't have before.
00:27:46.120 Basically, he just
00:27:47.180 made it a
00:27:48.020 legitimate currency.
00:27:49.260 He has the power
00:27:50.140 of a government
00:27:51.020 because it's a
00:27:53.080 government that
00:27:53.640 makes a currency
00:27:54.320 a currency.
00:27:55.440 The government
00:27:56.220 says you can
00:27:57.180 always pay us
00:27:57.820 in dollars for
00:27:59.420 your taxes.
00:28:00.760 So as long as
00:28:01.640 the government
00:28:02.080 will always take
00:28:02.880 your dollars,
00:28:04.140 your dollar always
00:28:04.820 has a value because
00:28:05.740 you always have to
00:28:06.280 pay your taxes.
00:28:07.600 They'll take your
00:28:08.300 dollar.
00:28:08.760 That dollar will
00:28:09.340 always have a
00:28:09.960 value.
00:28:11.780 But Bitcoin was
00:28:13.180 not something that
00:28:13.980 anybody had to
00:28:14.860 take.
00:28:15.500 The government
00:28:16.080 didn't take it in
00:28:17.140 terms of taxes.
00:28:18.680 And there weren't
00:28:19.280 any big companies
00:28:20.200 that would say,
00:28:22.620 we'll only take
00:28:23.820 Bitcoin.
00:28:25.380 And they still
00:28:26.320 are not, as far
00:28:27.000 as I know, but
00:28:28.160 when somebody as
00:28:28.840 big as Musk and
00:28:30.060 a company as
00:28:30.720 big as Tesla
00:28:31.440 says we will
00:28:32.160 take it for our
00:28:32.980 cars, a big
00:28:35.000 ticket item, Elon
00:28:37.220 Musk just made
00:28:38.340 Bitcoin a
00:28:39.280 currency, like a
00:28:40.880 real currency.
00:28:41.960 He just did that
00:28:43.060 with a freaking
00:28:44.180 tweet.
00:28:46.640 The richest or
00:28:48.820 second richest,
00:28:49.780 he'll be richest
00:28:50.420 at some point
00:28:51.040 probably.
00:28:52.280 Yeah, he'll be
00:28:53.060 richest when he
00:28:53.800 owns space.
00:28:54.720 Then he's on his
00:28:55.680 way to be the
00:28:56.200 richest for sure
00:28:57.000 unless Amazon
00:28:59.020 gets there first
00:28:59.920 or Bezos gets
00:29:01.040 there first.
00:29:03.160 So that's a
00:29:05.600 big deal.
00:29:06.320 I don't own
00:29:07.000 any Bitcoin at
00:29:08.000 the moment and
00:29:08.720 I don't make
00:29:09.480 financial
00:29:10.620 recommendations.
00:29:13.160 But I'm
00:29:14.460 definitely going
00:29:14.940 to be looking
00:29:15.960 at Bitcoin a
00:29:16.700 little harder.
00:29:17.420 Now I used to
00:29:17.960 own Bitcoin.
00:29:18.640 I sold it when
00:29:19.340 it was up at
00:29:19.860 one point.
00:29:21.260 So it's not
00:29:22.000 like I haven't
00:29:22.860 made money in
00:29:23.960 Bitcoin.
00:29:24.400 I just don't
00:29:24.740 have any at
00:29:25.320 the moment.
00:29:26.840 But I might
00:29:27.480 change that.
00:29:28.020 We'll see.
00:29:29.320 Meanwhile, Jake
00:29:30.280 Tapper did a
00:29:32.080 did a what
00:29:34.880 would you call
00:29:35.240 a monologue or
00:29:36.020 something about
00:29:36.760 how there's
00:29:38.580 been no real
00:29:39.420 accountability for
00:29:40.360 several prominent
00:29:41.260 GOP leaders after
00:29:42.680 the Capitol
00:29:43.180 riot.
00:29:44.480 Now, I don't
00:29:45.860 know what has
00:29:46.540 happened to
00:29:47.120 Jake Tapper.
00:29:47.660 but I just
00:29:53.020 don't know what's
00:29:53.460 happened to
00:29:53.900 him.
00:29:55.700 He looks like
00:29:56.760 something's
00:29:57.260 happened in his
00:29:57.980 personal life or
00:29:58.920 something because
00:29:59.720 his demeanor on
00:30:04.060 camera when he's
00:30:04.860 talking about the
00:30:05.540 Republicans and
00:30:06.540 the need for
00:30:07.500 accountability, it
00:30:09.380 just feels
00:30:10.000 demented and
00:30:11.340 revengey and
00:30:13.340 broken in some
00:30:15.120 way.
00:30:15.600 He doesn't look
00:30:16.400 like he's calling
00:30:17.140 for justice.
00:30:18.000 He looks like he
00:30:18.560 has a personal
00:30:19.220 mental problem of
00:30:20.240 some sort.
00:30:21.340 Now, I'm not
00:30:21.780 saying he has a
00:30:22.440 mental problem
00:30:23.040 because how would
00:30:23.540 I know what's
00:30:24.640 happening in
00:30:25.140 anybody's head.
00:30:26.020 I'm telling you
00:30:26.540 the way it comes
00:30:27.220 across is not
00:30:29.060 like opinion.
00:30:30.060 It comes across
00:30:30.860 as a mental
00:30:31.440 problem.
00:30:33.200 That's how I
00:30:33.900 read it.
00:30:34.900 Now, again, I'm
00:30:35.780 not saying he has
00:30:36.400 a mental problem.
00:30:37.120 I'm saying that I
00:30:39.260 perceive it that
00:30:40.180 way.
00:30:40.840 That's just the
00:30:41.340 way it looks.
00:30:42.320 It looks like he
00:30:43.060 has some kind of
00:30:43.560 a mental issue or
00:30:44.840 emotional problem.
00:30:46.400 But when he
00:30:48.120 talks about the
00:30:48.920 no real
00:30:49.380 accountability for
00:30:50.280 several prominent
00:30:51.080 leaders, here's
00:30:51.800 what I hear.
00:30:53.020 I hear him
00:30:53.840 looking to
00:30:54.760 punish anybody
00:30:56.760 who had a
00:30:57.320 different opinion
00:30:57.900 on this and
00:30:58.960 extend that.
00:31:00.260 By extension,
00:31:01.700 he didn't say
00:31:02.280 this directly,
00:31:03.080 but by extension,
00:31:04.520 you would think
00:31:05.260 that he would
00:31:05.840 apply this to
00:31:06.800 Trump supporters,
00:31:08.660 including people
00:31:09.460 like me.
00:31:10.320 Now, he didn't
00:31:10.680 say that, so
00:31:11.980 that's not
00:31:12.400 something Jake
00:31:13.680 Tapper says
00:31:14.240 directly, but
00:31:14.980 that's the
00:31:15.520 message I hear.
00:31:17.020 That's what I
00:31:17.720 hear when he
00:31:18.240 talks about it.
00:31:20.860 But here's the
00:31:21.760 interesting part.
00:31:22.840 In order for
00:31:23.640 Jake Tapper to
00:31:24.560 maintain his
00:31:25.480 righteous indignation,
00:31:27.740 he has to
00:31:29.220 assume that this
00:31:30.840 election was
00:31:31.540 fair and free.
00:31:33.960 And that's
00:31:34.840 making you think
00:31:35.800 past the sale.
00:31:37.080 Because to the
00:31:37.680 best of my
00:31:38.160 knowledge, nobody
00:31:39.000 could determine,
00:31:40.800 given the lack
00:31:42.380 of transparency of
00:31:43.700 this election,
00:31:44.820 and probably all
00:31:45.940 of our elections,
00:31:46.860 there is no way
00:31:47.740 to know that it
00:31:49.120 was fair and
00:31:49.760 free.
00:31:50.360 There is only a
00:31:51.280 way to know that
00:31:52.280 it has not been
00:31:52.980 proven in any
00:31:53.780 court that there
00:31:55.200 was widespread
00:31:55.820 fraud.
00:31:56.740 So those things
00:31:57.640 can both be true
00:31:58.460 at the same time.
00:31:59.740 We don't know if
00:32:00.580 it was fair and
00:32:01.240 free, but we do
00:32:02.580 know for sure it
00:32:03.540 hasn't been proven
00:32:04.380 that it was
00:32:04.940 fraudulent in any
00:32:05.900 widespread way in a
00:32:07.480 court.
00:32:08.140 Now, we also know
00:32:09.120 that courts are the
00:32:09.860 wrong tool for
00:32:10.860 doing that, because
00:32:12.400 they reject the
00:32:13.340 cases on different
00:32:14.320 grounds than the
00:32:16.460 fraud.
00:32:18.180 So that's our
00:32:18.860 situation.
00:32:20.120 But for people
00:32:21.160 like Jake Tapper
00:32:21.920 to illegitimately
00:32:23.180 claim that it
00:32:24.680 would be, or at
00:32:25.540 least the
00:32:26.440 implication of
00:32:27.480 making you think
00:32:28.200 past the sale, is
00:32:29.660 that we know for
00:32:30.400 sure that the
00:32:31.060 election was
00:32:31.660 perfectly good.
00:32:34.780 And we don't
00:32:35.460 know that.
00:32:36.800 We only know
00:32:37.500 that there's no
00:32:38.100 proof it was bad.
00:32:39.860 Which is quite
00:32:40.940 different.
00:32:42.620 And when I see
00:32:44.040 him gaslighting
00:32:45.860 the public like
00:32:46.980 this and calling
00:32:48.780 for essentially
00:32:50.180 revenge against
00:32:51.720 a class of
00:32:52.440 citizens, this is
00:32:54.220 the worst fucking
00:32:55.040 thing I've ever
00:32:55.760 seen.
00:32:56.700 Did I warn you
00:32:57.540 that there would
00:32:57.880 be a little extra
00:32:58.540 cursing today?
00:33:00.020 We're getting to
00:33:00.920 the extra cursing
00:33:02.040 portion of the
00:33:02.760 program.
00:33:03.880 So this would be
00:33:04.780 the part where you
00:33:05.520 maybe want to
00:33:07.040 take the kids
00:33:07.580 away.
00:33:07.820 Jake Tapper
00:33:09.880 has turned
00:33:10.460 into a
00:33:11.320 horrible, horrible
00:33:12.340 person.
00:33:13.620 And the way I
00:33:14.480 read this is an
00:33:15.280 attack on part
00:33:16.800 of the public,
00:33:18.540 the viewing
00:33:19.160 public.
00:33:20.320 Now, I am
00:33:21.520 perfectly okay
00:33:22.580 with Democrats
00:33:23.840 mocking Trump
00:33:25.560 supporters for
00:33:26.700 being on the
00:33:27.640 losing side of
00:33:28.380 the election.
00:33:29.560 I mean, the
00:33:29.980 Trump supporters
00:33:30.580 did the same
00:33:31.240 to Hillary's
00:33:32.060 supporters.
00:33:32.820 That's just all
00:33:33.480 part of the
00:33:33.800 process.
00:33:34.220 But Jake
00:33:35.840 Tapper, with
00:33:37.220 all seriousness
00:33:37.980 talking about
00:33:38.860 the real
00:33:39.400 accountability of
00:33:40.600 prominent GOP
00:33:41.560 leaders,
00:33:42.680 accountability for
00:33:43.660 what exactly?
00:33:45.280 Because he's
00:33:46.140 calling this
00:33:46.760 fucking takeover
00:33:49.380 of a Viking
00:33:50.320 horn guy and
00:33:51.280 another guy with
00:33:52.620 some twist
00:33:53.100 ties, occupying
00:33:54.640 some empty
00:33:55.340 rooms in the
00:33:56.220 Capitol building,
00:33:58.000 he's calling
00:33:58.860 that an
00:33:59.460 insurrection or
00:34:00.540 a coup.
00:34:00.960 What do you
00:34:02.260 think the
00:34:02.720 people who
00:34:03.340 did that
00:34:03.920 wanted?
00:34:05.080 Jake Tapper
00:34:05.820 and CNN?
00:34:07.220 What do you
00:34:07.640 think they
00:34:07.980 were asking
00:34:08.600 for?
00:34:09.480 Were any
00:34:09.920 of them
00:34:10.200 asking for
00:34:11.040 an illegitimate
00:34:12.120 government to
00:34:12.980 be installed?
00:34:14.760 No.
00:34:16.220 Every one of
00:34:17.280 those fucking
00:34:17.940 people wanted
00:34:18.780 the Constitution
00:34:19.660 to be followed
00:34:20.820 and the election
00:34:22.100 to be fair.
00:34:23.800 Did any of
00:34:24.580 them say,
00:34:25.960 we would like
00:34:27.080 a different
00:34:28.140 president even
00:34:29.060 though the
00:34:29.440 election, we
00:34:30.200 believe,
00:34:30.600 was fair?
00:34:32.100 No.
00:34:33.020 What were
00:34:33.620 they asking
00:34:34.180 for?
00:34:35.020 A change
00:34:35.880 in who
00:34:36.600 was the
00:34:37.020 president based
00:34:37.940 on non-constitutional
00:34:40.900 methods?
00:34:42.100 No.
00:34:43.160 They were
00:34:44.020 asking for
00:34:44.820 constitutional
00:34:45.720 processes.
00:34:47.220 They were
00:34:47.560 protesting
00:34:48.240 too aggressively.
00:34:49.880 They need to
00:34:50.380 pay for any
00:34:51.360 too aggressive
00:34:52.760 actions.
00:34:53.440 The legal
00:34:53.820 system still
00:34:54.440 has to do
00:34:54.780 what it
00:34:55.020 does.
00:34:56.220 But for
00:34:57.460 people like
00:34:58.020 Jake Tapper
00:34:58.600 to sell this
00:34:59.680 fucking thing
00:35:00.520 as a coup
00:35:01.340 when it
00:35:02.700 wasn't.
00:35:03.780 It was
00:35:04.380 an attempt
00:35:04.940 to make
00:35:05.480 sure a
00:35:06.100 coup had
00:35:06.640 not happened
00:35:07.460 in this
00:35:07.960 country.
00:35:08.860 And people
00:35:09.220 like Jake
00:35:09.740 Tapper are
00:35:10.360 selling the
00:35:10.960 fucking coup,
00:35:12.920 meaning at
00:35:14.600 least the
00:35:15.040 allegation that
00:35:15.880 the election
00:35:16.380 was not
00:35:17.660 appropriate.
00:35:19.860 So branding
00:35:20.540 these
00:35:20.940 Democrats,
00:35:22.380 I'm sorry,
00:35:22.840 branding the
00:35:23.400 GOP leaders
00:35:24.280 who were
00:35:25.200 asking for
00:35:27.120 a little
00:35:27.860 extra time
00:35:28.700 for an
00:35:29.640 audit.
00:35:31.140 And by
00:35:31.440 the way,
00:35:31.940 they didn't
00:35:32.440 ask for
00:35:32.920 anything to
00:35:33.540 be delayed.
00:35:34.800 Ted Cruz
00:35:35.340 was simply
00:35:35.860 asking to
00:35:36.840 use the
00:35:37.260 time we
00:35:37.640 have to
00:35:38.100 do a
00:35:38.340 little
00:35:38.480 auditing.
00:35:39.100 That's
00:35:39.360 it.
00:35:40.820 That
00:35:41.080 simple
00:35:41.520 request,
00:35:42.600 fair and
00:35:43.280 reasonable,
00:35:44.500 has been
00:35:44.900 turned into
00:35:45.560 there are a
00:35:46.020 bunch of
00:35:46.500 insurrectionist,
00:35:48.100 treasonist
00:35:48.760 people who
00:35:49.340 need to be
00:35:49.820 punished
00:35:50.200 forever,
00:35:50.920 and so do
00:35:51.460 you if
00:35:51.940 you support
00:35:52.540 them.
00:35:53.500 You fucking
00:35:54.620 piece of
00:35:55.260 shit,
00:35:56.300 Jake Tapper.
00:35:57.460 You fucking
00:35:58.540 piece of
00:35:59.260 shit.
00:36:00.560 I hope you
00:36:01.140 see this.
00:36:01.800 I'm sure
00:36:02.060 somebody will
00:36:02.460 send it to
00:36:02.860 you.
00:36:03.800 Jake,
00:36:05.080 I used to
00:36:05.920 like you,
00:36:06.440 but you've
00:36:06.820 turned into
00:36:07.180 a very bad
00:36:08.000 person.
00:36:08.760 As a human
00:36:09.400 being, you
00:36:09.980 should have
00:36:10.360 something to
00:36:11.720 think about.
00:36:13.300 You've gone
00:36:13.860 way beyond
00:36:14.540 telling the
00:36:15.080 news, and
00:36:15.960 you've gone
00:36:16.380 way beyond
00:36:16.980 having an
00:36:17.460 opinion on
00:36:17.960 the news
00:36:18.320 that I
00:36:18.660 don't agree
00:36:19.120 with.
00:36:19.620 You've gone
00:36:20.180 into fucking
00:36:20.960 evil,
00:36:21.460 you are
00:36:22.520 painting your
00:36:23.180 fellow citizens
00:36:24.140 with lies and
00:36:25.860 fake fucking
00:36:26.700 news from
00:36:27.440 the fine
00:36:28.120 people hoax
00:36:28.820 to the
00:36:29.200 drinking
00:36:29.500 bleach
00:36:29.940 fucking
00:36:30.800 hoax in
00:36:31.380 your whole
00:36:31.860 fucking
00:36:32.500 illegitimate
00:36:33.940 fake news
00:36:35.000 organization,
00:36:36.100 and now
00:36:36.560 you've made
00:36:37.040 it fucking
00:36:37.660 personal.
00:36:39.220 It's
00:36:39.540 personal now,
00:36:41.000 fucking
00:36:41.520 Jake Tapper.
00:36:42.760 This is
00:36:43.180 personal.
00:36:44.060 You fucking
00:36:44.920 asshole.
00:36:46.300 You've made
00:36:47.100 it personal.
00:36:49.720 Because,
00:36:50.640 I'll tell you,
00:36:51.280 the way people
00:36:52.360 listening to you
00:36:53.080 are going to
00:36:53.420 take it is
00:36:54.940 not, I
00:36:56.480 don't know what
00:36:56.900 way you mean
00:36:57.540 it, but if
00:36:58.740 you're talking
00:36:59.140 about generating
00:37:01.320 violence in this
00:37:02.820 country by your
00:37:03.500 speech, you're
00:37:04.320 doing it now,
00:37:05.140 fucking Jake
00:37:05.800 Tapper.
00:37:06.520 You are causing
00:37:07.420 some real
00:37:08.060 fucking problems.
00:37:10.260 All right?
00:37:10.660 These are real
00:37:11.320 problems.
00:37:11.940 You're causing
00:37:12.540 them with your
00:37:13.520 way of talking.
00:37:14.940 What you could
00:37:15.560 have done to
00:37:16.140 help the country
00:37:16.740 heal would be
00:37:17.960 something along
00:37:18.740 the lines of,
00:37:19.620 hey, I know
00:37:20.520 a lot of
00:37:20.840 people had
00:37:21.200 questions with
00:37:21.900 the election,
00:37:22.880 but it'd be
00:37:23.520 better if we
00:37:24.100 moved on now,
00:37:25.020 try to fix
00:37:25.560 them next time.
00:37:26.560 Maybe, Jake
00:37:27.140 Tapper, you
00:37:27.720 could be
00:37:28.020 talking about
00:37:28.740 what the
00:37:29.620 country is
00:37:30.080 doing to
00:37:30.540 fix the
00:37:30.980 election for
00:37:31.520 the next
00:37:31.900 fucking time.
00:37:33.520 Jake
00:37:33.960 Tapper, do
00:37:34.740 you have
00:37:34.900 anything to
00:37:35.320 say about
00:37:35.740 that?
00:37:36.600 Do you
00:37:36.760 have anything
00:37:37.120 to say about
00:37:37.720 the fact that
00:37:38.520 you're not
00:37:38.840 reporting on
00:37:39.700 anything being
00:37:40.460 done to
00:37:41.220 fix the
00:37:41.920 election for
00:37:42.620 next fucking
00:37:43.480 time?
00:37:44.600 How about
00:37:45.000 that being the
00:37:45.560 most important
00:37:46.120 thing in the
00:37:46.540 country, and
00:37:47.020 you don't even
00:37:47.520 fucking mention
00:37:48.380 it, because
00:37:49.020 you're still
00:37:49.420 on revenge.
00:37:51.020 You're still
00:37:51.480 on getting
00:37:52.460 back at
00:37:53.140 these fucking
00:37:53.760 Republicans.
00:37:55.560 You small
00:37:56.300 fucking piece
00:37:57.240 of shit.
00:37:59.100 Do something
00:37:59.580 good for the
00:38:00.100 country.
00:38:01.780 Do something
00:38:02.320 good for the
00:38:03.120 country.
00:38:07.760 Speaking of
00:38:08.840 pieces of
00:38:09.680 shit, Congress,
00:38:12.160 the Democrats,
00:38:12.920 seem unable
00:38:16.460 to read the
00:38:17.060 fucking room.
00:38:19.200 Because here's
00:38:20.140 my feeling.
00:38:22.220 Was it
00:38:23.000 appropriate for
00:38:24.220 Democrats to
00:38:25.180 criticize Republicans
00:38:26.480 and protesters?
00:38:28.860 Sure.
00:38:29.920 Criticism is
00:38:30.640 always appropriate.
00:38:31.820 Always.
00:38:32.800 We like a
00:38:33.620 good free
00:38:34.660 speech and
00:38:35.300 give and
00:38:35.620 take.
00:38:36.220 So no
00:38:36.700 problem with
00:38:37.260 anybody's
00:38:37.840 opinions.
00:38:38.760 opinions.
00:38:40.540 And I
00:38:41.160 don't have
00:38:41.440 any problem
00:38:41.900 with anybody
00:38:42.700 who broke
00:38:43.080 any laws being
00:38:43.840 punished to the
00:38:44.500 full extent of
00:38:45.140 the law.
00:38:46.060 Although there
00:38:47.280 is a real
00:38:47.740 question about
00:38:48.300 free will here
00:38:49.200 and brainwashing,
00:38:50.760 et cetera.
00:38:51.580 So I wouldn't
00:38:52.560 give them
00:38:53.040 anything like
00:38:53.960 bad sentences.
00:38:57.940 I mean, I would
00:38:58.620 do suspended
00:38:59.340 sentences if I
00:39:00.400 were in charge
00:39:01.480 of that.
00:39:02.420 But something,
00:39:03.340 you know, there
00:39:03.840 has to be some
00:39:04.540 response from the
00:39:05.300 legal system for
00:39:06.220 sure.
00:39:08.120 But here's the
00:39:09.040 problem.
00:39:11.460 There's a limit
00:39:12.400 to how far
00:39:13.400 normal people
00:39:15.640 are willing to
00:39:16.300 be pushed.
00:39:17.960 And I think I
00:39:18.820 just reached my
00:39:19.460 limit.
00:39:21.160 So it's one
00:39:22.140 thing to say,
00:39:22.920 ah-ha, you
00:39:23.700 know, you're a
00:39:24.260 bad person because
00:39:25.100 you were associated
00:39:25.920 with Trump or
00:39:26.820 whatever.
00:39:27.320 Okay.
00:39:28.660 That's just
00:39:29.200 free speech.
00:39:30.540 It's just
00:39:30.940 opinion.
00:39:31.860 But when you
00:39:32.420 start making it
00:39:33.380 like it's some
00:39:34.900 kind of national
00:39:35.720 priority to
00:39:36.560 punish people
00:39:38.720 who had a
00:39:39.280 different political
00:39:40.080 opinion and
00:39:41.260 punish people
00:39:42.560 who don't think
00:39:43.920 that our election
00:39:44.600 system was
00:39:46.380 transparent,
00:39:47.780 you've gone too
00:39:49.220 far.
00:39:50.240 And when you
00:39:50.940 take President
00:39:51.600 Trump, who is
00:39:52.280 out of office and
00:39:53.240 is no risk to
00:39:54.060 anybody and there's
00:39:54.920 no chance he's
00:39:55.640 going to run and
00:39:56.360 win an election,
00:39:57.780 there's no chance.
00:39:59.360 And you're just
00:40:00.020 making this a
00:40:00.780 complete waste of
00:40:01.620 time.
00:40:02.400 And you've
00:40:03.120 decided that you
00:40:03.860 can't do your
00:40:04.540 regular work,
00:40:05.340 which is
00:40:05.600 essential.
00:40:06.820 Essential.
00:40:08.020 The normal
00:40:08.500 work of getting
00:40:09.200 out the stimulus
00:40:10.900 stuff, getting
00:40:12.860 people nominated
00:40:13.960 so they can do
00:40:14.660 the work of
00:40:15.200 the government.
00:40:16.200 Somehow, without
00:40:16.840 all these
00:40:17.340 nominations, there's
00:40:18.200 no chaos in the
00:40:19.080 Biden administration.
00:40:20.480 It's amazing.
00:40:21.780 It's amazing.
00:40:23.000 Or it could be
00:40:23.940 that there's just
00:40:24.520 bad reporting.
00:40:25.340 We don't know.
00:40:27.460 But here's my
00:40:28.440 bottom line on
00:40:29.180 this.
00:40:30.600 Going hard at
00:40:31.700 Trump when he's
00:40:32.520 in office,
00:40:33.620 perfectly acceptable.
00:40:36.000 Going hard at
00:40:37.020 him as hard as
00:40:38.080 you want to go
00:40:38.840 while he's in
00:40:39.780 office.
00:40:40.940 Makes sense.
00:40:42.400 We have that
00:40:43.020 system.
00:40:43.540 I wouldn't object
00:40:44.200 to it.
00:40:45.400 But going hard at
00:40:46.520 him after he's
00:40:47.460 out of office is
00:40:49.640 really going after
00:40:50.700 me and many of
00:40:54.120 you.
00:40:55.400 Because this isn't
00:40:56.420 about Trump
00:40:57.040 anymore, is it?
00:40:58.280 It really isn't.
00:40:59.380 This is about the
00:41:00.240 people who supported
00:41:01.080 him.
00:41:02.200 This is about the
00:41:03.240 public.
00:41:04.600 This is personal.
00:41:07.460 Criticizing politics,
00:41:09.000 well, that's just
00:41:09.620 politics.
00:41:11.380 This part of the
00:41:13.160 Trump saga, the
00:41:15.020 part where they're
00:41:15.740 going to take two
00:41:16.520 weeks out of the
00:41:17.640 public's time for
00:41:18.780 Congress, and
00:41:20.260 they're going to
00:41:20.740 grind on him, just
00:41:23.280 to grind on you.
00:41:25.140 This is personal.
00:41:27.220 This has nothing to
00:41:28.120 do with politics.
00:41:28.940 It's personal.
00:41:30.240 And I take it
00:41:31.460 personally.
00:41:32.800 So to the
00:41:33.280 Democrats who are
00:41:34.220 pushing this
00:41:35.100 completely fucking
00:41:37.700 useless waste of
00:41:40.180 fucking time, I
00:41:42.800 take it personally.
00:41:44.740 And every one of
00:41:46.540 you fucking
00:41:47.300 assholes who
00:41:49.220 wants to make
00:41:49.900 this personal
00:41:50.960 vendetta, this
00:41:52.380 revenge-filled
00:41:53.660 fucking bullshit,
00:41:55.980 if you want to
00:41:56.880 waste my fucking
00:41:57.860 time doing this,
00:41:58.820 punishing me, go
00:42:01.180 ahead.
00:42:02.260 But read the
00:42:03.100 fucking room.
00:42:04.680 Because this isn't
00:42:05.480 going to be free.
00:42:07.140 If you think you
00:42:08.120 have a free punch,
00:42:09.820 you're fucking
00:42:10.700 wrong.
00:42:11.980 Because I don't
00:42:13.960 get mad that
00:42:14.860 easily, but I'm
00:42:17.260 there.
00:42:18.600 If you can't make
00:42:19.840 this impeachment
00:42:21.220 thing trial go
00:42:22.460 away, you're
00:42:24.480 fucking pieces of
00:42:26.560 shit.
00:42:27.420 You don't care
00:42:28.280 about the
00:42:28.680 country, you
00:42:29.460 don't care about
00:42:30.100 a fucking thing
00:42:31.020 except revenge, and
00:42:32.740 you suck.
00:42:34.760 And there
00:42:36.520 should be some
00:42:37.140 way to make a
00:42:39.700 penalty for this.
00:42:40.540 an editor for the
00:42:45.860 Daily Beast
00:42:46.600 wrote at me when
00:42:49.420 I said the
00:42:50.200 Democrats should
00:42:50.840 read the
00:42:51.160 fucking room.
00:42:52.260 And he tweeted
00:42:52.700 back a picture of
00:42:53.920 one of the
00:42:55.380 protesters with a
00:42:57.660 Confederate flag
00:42:59.420 standing in the
00:43:00.280 Capitol building.
00:43:01.300 And he said,
00:43:02.220 this room?
00:43:05.820 To which I say,
00:43:07.220 fuck you,
00:43:07.900 Daily Beast.
00:43:08.620 Fuck you.
00:43:10.500 That wasn't me in
00:43:11.680 there with the
00:43:12.140 flag.
00:43:13.000 It's not clever.
00:43:14.640 We know there
00:43:15.260 were people in a
00:43:16.080 room.
00:43:16.740 You know that's
00:43:17.320 not the point.
00:43:19.940 Just fuck you.
00:43:22.240 Just fuck every
00:43:23.420 one of you who
00:43:24.620 thinks that
00:43:25.960 punishing these
00:43:27.420 people to punish
00:43:28.400 the rest of us
00:43:29.360 is a good idea.
00:43:31.980 It's not a good
00:43:33.040 idea.
00:43:34.080 It's a really
00:43:34.680 bad idea.
00:43:35.420 I'm going to
00:43:39.760 have to run for
00:43:40.340 president.
00:43:43.420 All right.
00:43:44.660 That is my
00:43:46.880 angry screed for
00:43:48.040 the day.
00:43:50.180 Can you reflect on
00:43:51.440 the immediate 60
00:43:52.460 day stand down?
00:43:53.600 I don't know what
00:43:54.020 that is.
00:43:55.040 There's a 60 day
00:43:56.080 stand down of
00:43:56.880 what?
00:43:57.100 somebody says
00:44:02.060 the person
00:44:02.480 with the
00:44:03.200 flag was
00:44:03.860 Antifa.
00:44:05.100 Well,
00:44:05.680 I doubt it.
00:44:07.680 But there
00:44:08.080 could be some
00:44:08.840 Antifa
00:44:12.900 element there,
00:44:14.320 but I don't
00:44:14.640 think that's
00:44:15.020 the whole
00:44:15.280 story.
00:44:21.780 Jake's going
00:44:22.400 to get you,
00:44:22.860 somebody says.
00:44:27.100 You and
00:44:28.160 Candace?
00:44:32.840 All right.
00:44:33.480 I'm just looking
00:44:33.860 at your
00:44:34.120 comments.
00:44:35.720 I have your
00:44:36.520 vote.
00:44:37.680 You know,
00:44:38.060 the thing is
00:44:38.820 that if anybody
00:44:40.300 who looked at
00:44:40.920 me on paper
00:44:42.180 would say to
00:44:43.440 themselves,
00:44:44.680 well,
00:44:44.960 there's no way
00:44:45.380 he could get
00:44:45.820 elected.
00:44:47.720 But you
00:44:49.300 have no idea
00:44:50.020 what my
00:44:50.540 capabilities are.
00:44:51.900 You have no
00:44:52.420 idea.
00:44:54.340 One of the
00:44:55.000 weird things
00:44:55.500 about having
00:44:56.220 my weird
00:44:57.500 skill set
00:44:58.200 for persuasion
00:44:59.700 and once
00:45:00.140 you become
00:45:00.900 a hypnotist,
00:45:02.060 one of the
00:45:02.500 things that
00:45:02.940 occurs to
00:45:03.560 you is that
00:45:04.480 you can't
00:45:05.160 use your
00:45:05.680 full power.
00:45:06.920 Now,
00:45:07.080 if there's
00:45:07.300 anybody out
00:45:07.860 here who
00:45:09.140 has studied
00:45:09.980 hypnosis and
00:45:10.840 you've actually
00:45:11.480 become a
00:45:12.000 hypnotist,
00:45:12.940 I'll bet
00:45:13.400 you've had
00:45:13.780 the same
00:45:14.180 thought,
00:45:15.000 haven't you?
00:45:15.940 Which is,
00:45:16.660 it's a little
00:45:17.080 bit too much
00:45:17.680 power for a
00:45:18.420 person.
00:45:19.420 And you
00:45:19.740 have to make
00:45:20.200 this decision
00:45:20.940 about how
00:45:22.160 much to use
00:45:23.300 your persuasive
00:45:25.320 ability.
00:45:26.220 Because if
00:45:26.740 you use
00:45:27.080 it too
00:45:27.380 much,
00:45:27.680 you're just
00:45:27.940 eliminating
00:45:28.440 people's
00:45:29.560 free will,
00:45:30.440 basically,
00:45:31.580 if you took
00:45:32.520 it to the
00:45:32.880 max.
00:45:33.960 And I
00:45:34.720 would not
00:45:35.080 find that
00:45:35.660 ethical or
00:45:37.100 moral.
00:45:38.120 So in my
00:45:38.840 case,
00:45:39.380 I make a
00:45:40.500 conscious effort
00:45:42.080 to not be as
00:45:43.320 persuasive as I
00:45:44.340 could be,
00:45:45.320 depending on the
00:45:46.020 topic.
00:45:48.080 And I do
00:45:48.880 that because I'm
00:45:49.640 aware of,
00:45:50.620 it's like being a
00:45:51.260 prize fighter.
00:45:52.040 You can't get in a
00:45:52.940 street fight if
00:45:54.320 you're a prize
00:45:55.480 fighter.
00:45:56.120 Where's that
00:45:56.740 old-time term
00:45:57.520 come from?
00:45:58.280 If you're a
00:45:58.800 professional boxer,
00:45:59.720 you can't get in a
00:46:00.520 street fight,
00:46:01.560 because if you
00:46:02.120 kill the guy,
00:46:03.340 you had a deadly
00:46:04.300 weapon because
00:46:04.900 you're a professional
00:46:05.560 boxer, blah,
00:46:07.060 blah.
00:46:07.360 So hypnotists have
00:46:08.320 a similar thing,
00:46:09.700 which is you have
00:46:10.920 to make this
00:46:11.440 decision about
00:46:12.980 whether to
00:46:13.720 change people's
00:46:15.320 minds,
00:46:16.300 and whether you
00:46:17.100 have the right to
00:46:17.800 do that.
00:46:18.820 Do you have a
00:46:19.360 right to change
00:46:20.740 somebody's mind?
00:46:21.540 It's an
00:46:23.600 interesting question,
00:46:24.420 isn't it?
00:46:25.140 I mean, we do.
00:46:26.520 I mean, legally we
00:46:27.380 have the right, but
00:46:28.600 is it morally and
00:46:29.560 ethically right to
00:46:31.320 change somebody's
00:46:32.120 mind about
00:46:32.880 something?
00:46:35.640 Within reason it
00:46:36.740 is, but there's a
00:46:38.260 point beyond which
00:46:39.560 it is no longer
00:46:40.240 reasonable.
00:46:42.000 All right.
00:46:43.740 I can't wait to
00:46:44.760 see your campaign
00:46:45.420 ads.
00:46:45.920 I don't know if I
00:46:46.560 would campaign.
00:46:47.520 If I ran for
00:46:48.280 president, I don't
00:46:49.080 think I would even
00:46:49.720 leave the House.
00:46:51.540 Because why
00:46:52.360 should I?
00:46:53.300 What is there that
00:46:54.300 I could do in
00:46:54.880 person that I
00:46:55.600 couldn't do on
00:46:57.660 video?
00:46:58.680 Nothing.
00:46:59.540 I could run the
00:47:00.240 entire campaign
00:47:00.980 without leaving the
00:47:01.680 House.
00:47:04.880 How would you
00:47:05.840 debate Trump?
00:47:07.740 I wouldn't.
00:47:08.860 If Trump were in
00:47:10.020 the election, I
00:47:11.940 wouldn't run.
00:47:14.080 Go after China?
00:47:15.900 Yeah, well,
00:47:17.800 China would have
00:47:19.420 to kill
00:47:21.500 me.
00:47:22.320 If it looked
00:47:23.380 like I were
00:47:23.880 going to become
00:47:24.620 president, China
00:47:26.100 would probably
00:47:26.520 have to have me
00:47:27.340 taken out
00:47:27.800 somehow.
00:47:30.000 Because China
00:47:30.760 would not be in
00:47:31.440 for a good run
00:47:32.220 if I were
00:47:33.260 president.
00:47:37.960 Where does the
00:47:39.920 Republican Party
00:47:40.560 go from here?
00:47:41.340 Well, the
00:47:41.760 Republican Party
00:47:42.480 has a real
00:47:43.060 problem that they
00:47:43.800 don't have a
00:47:44.240 leader.
00:47:45.340 Now, on paper,
00:47:46.640 Trump is sort of
00:47:48.120 a leader, but he's
00:47:49.180 missing in action.
00:47:50.920 Who exactly is the
00:47:52.640 leader of the
00:47:53.200 Republican Party?
00:47:54.620 Because if you
00:47:55.380 don't have a leader,
00:47:56.680 it doesn't really
00:47:57.380 have a brand,
00:47:58.860 per se.
00:47:59.860 And nobody has
00:48:00.920 emerged.
00:48:01.500 It's a little too
00:48:02.060 early.
00:48:03.000 There's too much
00:48:03.940 Trump hanging over
00:48:05.620 everything.
00:48:06.400 So it's a little too
00:48:07.120 early for anybody to
00:48:08.020 emerge.
00:48:08.780 You're seeing Tom
00:48:09.840 Cotton.
00:48:11.220 Tom Cotton is
00:48:12.120 clearly trying to
00:48:13.840 make some space for
00:48:14.700 himself.
00:48:15.240 Matt Gaetz.
00:48:17.040 You see Rand Paul.
00:48:20.980 So those are the
00:48:21.820 ones who are sort
00:48:23.480 of floating up in
00:48:24.540 prominence, but
00:48:26.120 we'll see.
00:48:30.880 Would you admit
00:48:31.840 the president can't
00:48:33.080 control CO2?
00:48:37.520 Well, why would I
00:48:39.360 admit that?
00:48:40.400 Because the
00:48:41.020 president can
00:48:42.000 control CO2.
00:48:42.940 a little bit.
00:48:45.600 The president
00:48:46.180 can't control
00:48:46.880 most of it,
00:48:48.040 but they can
00:48:48.920 control a little
00:48:49.520 bit.
00:48:51.780 Biden didn't
00:48:52.580 even campaign.
00:48:53.420 Yeah.
00:48:54.000 You know, if you
00:48:55.060 look at the
00:48:55.480 Biden example,
00:48:57.180 campaigning didn't
00:48:59.100 seem that important.
00:49:01.040 It didn't seem
00:49:01.580 that important.
00:49:07.000 You know, if I
00:49:07.980 ran for president,
00:49:08.800 all they would
00:49:09.260 talk about is
00:49:09.880 that I'm a
00:49:10.460 hypnotist, and
00:49:11.260 it would just
00:49:11.580 make everybody
00:49:12.400 crazy.
00:49:13.940 Because they
00:49:14.460 wouldn't know,
00:49:15.560 you know, the
00:49:15.940 stories would be,
00:49:16.740 we can't tell,
00:49:17.360 is he hypnotizing
00:49:18.040 us?
00:49:18.900 Is this
00:49:19.340 hypnosis?
00:49:20.420 Wait a minute.
00:49:21.280 Does he believe
00:49:21.840 this, or is he
00:49:22.380 just saying this?
00:49:23.560 It would make
00:49:24.060 them, the news
00:49:24.880 business would be
00:49:25.500 crazy.
00:49:27.960 Let me tell you,
00:49:29.060 since,
00:49:32.680 the only way I'd
00:49:34.520 run for president
00:49:35.120 is if I were so
00:49:36.080 mad that I didn't
00:49:37.660 care what happened
00:49:38.280 to myself.
00:49:38.900 like, if I lost
00:49:40.560 all fear of
00:49:42.080 personal harm,
00:49:43.860 and that happens
00:49:44.620 to me if I get
00:49:45.240 mad enough.
00:49:46.360 I'm not there
00:49:47.120 yet, but I'm
00:49:47.860 getting close.
00:49:52.220 But you would
00:49:52.860 have to know that
00:49:53.480 you would be
00:49:53.880 destroying your own
00:49:54.780 life to run for
00:49:55.740 president.
00:49:56.120 I think that's
00:49:57.080 kind of built into
00:49:58.420 the process now,
00:49:59.340 unfortunately.
00:50:00.640 So being president
00:50:01.940 of this country is
00:50:02.920 sort of a kamikaze
00:50:04.000 pilot run.
00:50:05.260 you don't come
00:50:06.880 back.
00:50:07.760 It's sort of a
00:50:08.340 one-way trip.
00:50:09.660 So maybe it's
00:50:10.580 better if you're a
00:50:11.240 certain age,
00:50:11.940 because your life
00:50:12.460 is over when
00:50:13.060 you're done,
00:50:14.000 in the current
00:50:14.800 system.
00:50:20.700 You would not
00:50:21.580 win, trust me.
00:50:23.260 I would.
00:50:27.280 All right.
00:50:29.580 If you were that
00:50:30.460 good, the media
00:50:31.140 would never
00:50:31.600 criticize you.
00:50:32.480 No, the media
00:50:34.480 criticizes, that's
00:50:35.540 what they do.
00:50:36.440 It doesn't matter
00:50:37.160 what you do.
00:50:38.160 If you think that
00:50:39.260 criticism follows
00:50:41.480 actions, you
00:50:43.060 haven't been paying
00:50:43.700 attention.
00:50:44.840 Criticism follows
00:50:45.840 team.
00:50:47.280 The team
00:50:48.080 criticizes the
00:50:48.920 other team.
00:50:49.480 That's just how
00:50:50.140 the game is played.
00:50:50.960 It has nothing to
00:50:51.580 do with what the
00:50:52.600 other team is
00:50:53.100 actually doing.
00:50:57.860 So let me make
00:50:59.960 you this promise.
00:51:00.800 if I ran for
00:51:03.040 president or
00:51:03.740 somebody decided
00:51:04.480 to take me
00:51:05.120 out, there
00:51:06.040 would immediately
00:51:06.720 be a number
00:51:07.480 of stories about
00:51:08.280 my personal
00:51:09.060 life that you
00:51:11.620 would hear that
00:51:12.240 would be very
00:51:12.760 interesting.
00:51:14.840 Meaning that it
00:51:15.920 would be things
00:51:16.520 that would be
00:51:17.360 designed to make
00:51:18.340 you say, he
00:51:19.520 did that in his
00:51:20.440 personal life?
00:51:21.780 Well, I can't
00:51:22.700 vote for that.
00:51:25.800 But here's the
00:51:26.740 rule you should
00:51:27.300 take.
00:51:27.580 you've heard
00:51:28.520 the, what
00:51:31.100 you call it,
00:51:31.520 the Gell
00:51:32.500 Mann amnesia
00:51:33.660 theory that if
00:51:35.180 you happen to be
00:51:35.780 famous and you
00:51:36.520 see stories about
00:51:37.320 yourself in the
00:51:38.100 news, you know
00:51:39.180 those stories are
00:51:40.000 false.
00:51:40.700 In fact, I was
00:51:41.460 just, I just
00:51:42.400 googled something
00:51:43.120 yesterday and it
00:51:44.480 brought up some
00:51:44.980 stories that
00:51:45.520 included me.
00:51:46.580 And I'm reading
00:51:47.200 the stories and
00:51:47.820 every bit of it
00:51:48.960 is just wrong.
00:51:50.520 Like, I know it
00:51:51.680 because the story
00:51:52.500 is about me.
00:51:53.860 But, I mean,
00:51:54.440 just basic
00:51:55.180 biographical,
00:51:57.160 you know, what
00:51:57.620 year things
00:51:58.340 happened or why
00:51:59.260 something happened
00:52:00.080 just completely
00:52:01.060 made up crap.
00:52:02.840 And I know that
00:52:03.800 the stories about
00:52:04.420 me are just made
00:52:05.060 up.
00:52:05.860 But you don't.
00:52:07.580 You think stories
00:52:08.420 about famous
00:52:09.040 people are probably
00:52:10.480 usually mostly
00:52:11.680 true, right?
00:52:13.260 Not even close.
00:52:14.760 Stories about
00:52:15.460 famous people are
00:52:16.440 usually false.
00:52:18.180 Usually.
00:52:18.860 Because at least
00:52:19.640 there's context
00:52:20.400 left out.
00:52:21.380 And the stories
00:52:21.980 about me are
00:52:22.540 usually false and
00:52:23.820 have been for
00:52:24.480 30 years that
00:52:25.920 I've been tracking
00:52:26.420 it.
00:52:26.780 Usually very
00:52:28.200 misleading.
00:52:28.940 Usually.
00:52:29.900 Not sometimes.
00:52:31.740 Usually.
00:52:33.140 If you don't
00:52:33.880 understand the
00:52:34.600 usually part, you
00:52:36.360 don't understand
00:52:36.960 anything about
00:52:37.760 the news.
00:52:38.620 So, if I ran
00:52:40.980 for president, you
00:52:41.640 would see a bunch
00:52:42.140 of stories about
00:52:42.820 me.
00:52:43.580 How would you
00:52:44.360 know if they
00:52:44.820 were true?
00:52:46.560 Because you
00:52:47.200 would hear stuff
00:52:47.940 that would be
00:52:49.140 just like shocking.
00:52:50.140 I don't even
00:52:50.460 know what it
00:52:50.740 would be.
00:52:51.420 Because most of
00:52:52.240 it wouldn't be
00:52:52.800 true.
00:52:53.820 Or it would
00:52:54.340 be stuff that's
00:52:54.940 true, but it's
00:52:55.740 out of context, so
00:52:56.700 it looks bad when
00:52:57.520 it really wasn't,
00:52:58.400 right?
00:52:59.140 So, what
00:53:00.020 percentage of
00:53:01.360 those would you
00:53:01.920 guess are true?
00:53:04.920 Probably not
00:53:05.560 many, if any.
00:53:07.240 So, here is the
00:53:08.720 advice I would
00:53:09.560 give you.
00:53:10.440 If I run for
00:53:11.200 president, someday,
00:53:13.860 you should assume
00:53:14.900 that all of the
00:53:15.760 stories about my
00:53:16.800 personal life are
00:53:17.820 true.
00:53:19.480 All of them.
00:53:20.580 Just assume
00:53:21.060 they're all true.
00:53:21.580 except anything
00:53:23.900 that alleges I
00:53:24.800 broke a law,
00:53:26.100 because that's
00:53:26.620 probably not
00:53:27.140 true.
00:53:28.060 But anything
00:53:28.620 that looked like
00:53:29.860 it wasn't a
00:53:30.440 breaking of law,
00:53:31.240 but it was just
00:53:31.720 really bad
00:53:32.340 behavior, just
00:53:33.760 like really bad
00:53:34.540 behavior, assume
00:53:36.080 it's true.
00:53:37.060 Because if I
00:53:37.900 couldn't win the
00:53:38.560 presidency anyway,
00:53:40.920 I'd be surprised.
00:53:43.380 You could assume
00:53:44.340 every bad thing
00:53:45.400 about me that
00:53:46.040 isn't against the
00:53:46.780 law is completely
00:53:48.380 true.
00:53:48.720 It won't be.
00:53:49.580 Of course, it's
00:53:50.180 not going to be
00:53:50.580 true.
00:53:51.140 It's going to be
00:53:51.700 75% false, at
00:53:53.880 least, if not
00:53:54.980 100.
00:53:56.760 But I wouldn't
00:53:57.760 even talk you
00:53:58.440 out of it.
00:53:58.920 If somebody
00:53:59.380 said, oh, Scott,
00:54:00.760 you did X or
00:54:01.800 Y, and it was
00:54:02.980 just like the
00:54:03.480 worst sounding
00:54:04.080 thing you'd ever
00:54:04.680 heard in your
00:54:05.080 life, but it
00:54:06.440 wasn't illegal,
00:54:08.560 do you know
00:54:08.920 what I'd say?
00:54:09.780 I'd prefer you
00:54:10.700 believe that.
00:54:12.380 I'm not going
00:54:13.020 to talk you out
00:54:13.620 of anything
00:54:13.980 interesting.
00:54:14.900 If you think I
00:54:15.780 did something with
00:54:16.520 a gerbil that
00:54:18.340 didn't hurt the
00:54:19.000 gerbil, okay,
00:54:22.380 fine with me,
00:54:24.480 go ahead and
00:54:25.300 believe it.
00:54:26.220 In fact, if it
00:54:26.960 makes me more
00:54:27.480 interesting, A
00:54:29.780 plus.
00:54:30.740 So yeah, just
00:54:32.120 make up any
00:54:32.900 story you want.
00:54:34.080 The thing that
00:54:34.620 makes me dangerous
00:54:35.320 is that I'm not
00:54:36.260 beholden to
00:54:36.860 anybody.
00:54:38.820 I'm just not.
00:54:41.700 So I don't
00:54:42.400 know how often
00:54:43.380 you can get a
00:54:44.080 president who is
00:54:44.700 not beholden to
00:54:45.460 anybody, but I
00:54:47.760 would be one.
00:54:53.720 Taking people
00:54:54.520 out of it is
00:54:55.080 the whole point
00:54:55.640 of a smear
00:54:56.180 story, yeah.
00:54:58.620 Christina would
00:54:59.320 be an elegant
00:54:59.820 first lady.
00:55:00.680 She'd be
00:55:00.980 terrific.
00:55:02.040 She'd hate it.
00:55:03.320 I don't think
00:55:03.980 she would like
00:55:04.480 the job, so.
00:55:08.480 I'd really have
00:55:09.340 to be angry to
00:55:10.100 run for president
00:55:10.780 because it would
00:55:11.180 be bad for the
00:55:11.820 marriage.
00:55:13.740 All right, that's
00:55:14.700 all for now, and
00:55:15.300 I will talk to
00:55:15.860 you later.
00:55:17.400 Remember that
00:55:18.100 Periscope will
00:55:18.820 go away in
00:55:19.840 the, I think
00:55:21.460 in March, and
00:55:23.400 so you'll always
00:55:24.200 find me live on
00:55:25.440 live stream on
00:55:26.440 YouTube, which I
00:55:27.580 run simultaneously,
00:55:29.480 and so when
00:55:30.660 Periscope is gone,
00:55:32.040 just look for me
00:55:32.660 on YouTube, just
00:55:33.620 Google Real
00:55:35.080 Coffee with Scott
00:55:35.860 Adams, or look
00:55:36.620 in my Twitter
00:55:37.120 feed.
00:55:37.600 It'll always be
00:55:38.420 there near the
00:55:38.960 top.
00:55:39.720 And that is all,
00:55:41.100 and I will talk
00:55:41.620 to you tomorrow.
00:55:42.800 All right,
00:55:46.140 YouTubers, I've
00:55:47.500 got another
00:55:48.140 minute with you.
00:55:51.680 Hey, aloha.
00:55:53.620 How's Hawaii?
00:55:57.200 They'd say I
00:55:58.000 left my ex-wife
00:55:58.900 for a younger
00:55:59.880 woman.
00:56:00.560 Yeah, they would
00:56:01.020 say all of that
00:56:01.560 stuff.
00:56:05.840 How do they?
00:56:09.660 All right, just
00:56:10.540 looking at your
00:56:11.160 comments.
00:56:12.800 All right, thanks
00:56:19.620 for all your
00:56:19.980 comments.
00:56:21.200 I'm not ready to
00:56:22.200 run for president
00:56:22.880 yet, but that
00:56:26.020 would be fun.
00:56:27.520 You know, if I
00:56:28.400 picked a vice
00:56:29.400 president, I would
00:56:30.380 have to do what
00:56:31.200 Trump did.
00:56:32.380 So Trump picked
00:56:33.400 Pence so that
00:56:34.700 there was one
00:56:35.260 person who knew
00:56:36.120 how government
00:56:36.700 worked in the
00:56:38.460 team, and I
00:56:39.560 would do the
00:56:39.940 same thing.
00:56:40.640 If I ran for
00:56:41.480 president, I would
00:56:42.180 pick as a
00:56:42.780 running mate,
00:56:44.160 a traditional
00:56:45.000 probably a
00:56:47.220 congressperson or
00:56:48.180 a governor or
00:56:48.720 something like
00:56:49.040 that.
00:56:51.440 But I can't
00:56:52.220 imagine any real
00:56:54.580 politician who
00:56:55.320 would want to be
00:56:55.800 my running mate.
00:56:59.180 All right, that's
00:57:00.320 it for now.
00:57:00.800 I'll talk to you
00:57:01.220 tomorrow.
00:57:01.460 tomorrow.
00:57:01.900 I'll talk to you
00:57:03.900 tomorrow.
00:57:04.400 I'll talk to you
00:57:04.900 tomorrow.
00:57:05.400 I'll talk to you
00:57:05.900 tomorrow.