Real Coffee with Scott Adams - March 28, 2021


Episode 1327 Scott Adams： Paying Artists in SF, Kitler the Cat, Vaccination Passports, and Mostly Fun Tonight


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Scott Adams shares a story about how he prepared for the Suez Crisis, and how it changed his outlook on the possibility of surviving a nuclear holocaust. Scott Adams is the host of the popular morning radio show, "Coffee with Scott Adams," and he's a regular contributor on NPR's Morning Mashup.

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00:01:14.060 So I'd like to give you a little flash from the past.
00:01:18.480 You ready for it?
00:01:19.320 I was looking in my closet the other day, upstairs, and I was just looking for something, and I
00:01:26.940 found this.
00:01:30.720 This gigantic emergency rice.
00:01:34.820 And I want to take you back to where your heads were one year ago, roughly one year
00:01:48.380 ago, when the lockdowns were just beginning, and everybody was buying their secret stores.
00:01:56.660 Not only did I buy secret stores of foodstuffs, but, and by the way, why do they call it foodstuffs?
00:02:07.000 How about just food?
00:02:08.680 But I actually hid it, so that when the roving band of armed, I'm sorry, so when the roving
00:02:18.680 band of bandits came to rob my house and kill me and steal my food, they wouldn't be able
00:02:25.060 to find it.
00:02:26.240 Now, do you remember how scared you were a year ago?
00:02:31.540 When all the toilet paper was gone, it looked like maybe the entire economy of the world
00:02:37.200 would, you know, plunge into darkness.
00:02:40.080 Do you remember just how scary that was?
00:02:44.140 I mean, just think about it.
00:02:45.700 Because, you know, we're all, we're all bitching about our vaccinations, right?
00:02:49.300 Like, oh, my arm's going to hurt, and, you know, maybe, maybe it's not good for me.
00:02:55.000 But compared to what it was a year ago, oh, my God.
00:03:02.480 I'm going to tell you a story that would be better if I could tell you the person, but
00:03:07.140 just for privacy, I won't.
00:03:09.000 So when the pandemic began, and I was telling people, you know, don't worry too much, it
00:03:14.440 won't be that bad, I got a call at home one day from somebody who is really, really good
00:03:22.200 at understanding the world and predicting what's going to happen next, and I've never
00:03:28.060 been so frightened in my life.
00:03:31.260 Now, when I say I've never been so frightened in my life, I mean that literally.
00:03:36.900 Last year, at a time when I was telling all of you, it'll be fine, you know, just prepare,
00:03:42.100 do everything you can, but don't, don't worry yourself to death, you know, we'll work through
00:03:46.960 it, et cetera.
00:03:48.060 And by the way, I was right, wouldn't you say?
00:03:51.400 Wouldn't you largely say that my characterization, that we would get through it, we wouldn't run
00:03:58.460 out of food, you know, we wouldn't die, it would just be really, really inconvenient and,
00:04:04.620 you know, bad economically for a lot of people, but we would get through it.
00:04:08.580 But I'll tell you, at the same time I was hearing that, I was hearing from somebody whose opinion
00:04:16.340 I really respect, that we were doomed, that we were in big trouble.
00:04:23.520 And I was trying not to tell you that, because I didn't buy it, right?
00:04:28.700 So first of all, you know, my optimism was legitimate, I thought we would be fine.
00:04:33.040 Fine in the sense that we would come out of it about the way we are, right?
00:04:38.240 That's not fine if half a million people are dead.
00:04:40.840 But I thought we would come out of it about the way we did.
00:04:44.660 I heard a story that was so scary that I've just never been that scared in my life.
00:04:52.600 It was just the most frightening thing I've ever heard.
00:04:55.300 And I was not going to tell you, I'll tell you, you are not going to hear that story.
00:05:03.640 Anyway, I'm glad it didn't go to the worst case scenario.
00:05:07.980 So, you know, as we're watching this story about the Suez Canal, and how that little choke 0.94
00:05:15.580 point in our economy will affect us all, I was starting to see a pattern here.
00:05:20.680 Here's an interesting pattern.
00:05:27.600 If you look at the Suez Canal thing, the story is that it's going to affect the world economy,
00:05:32.680 right?
00:05:32.900 We're all affected by it.
00:05:34.860 At the same time, we're in the middle of the pandemic, which is sort of a unique problem
00:05:40.400 in the sense that it's worldwide.
00:05:43.500 We're also talking about, you know, climate change, which is worldwide.
00:05:48.020 And we're talking about the rise of China and what that means to the world, which is,
00:05:54.380 again, a global problem.
00:05:56.480 Have we ever had this many global problems?
00:06:01.160 It's kind of new, isn't it?
00:06:03.060 I mean, we've had world wars, but they seem like special cases.
00:06:07.400 But now it seems that we're such a connected world that you can't do anything without affecting
00:06:13.140 everybody else.
00:06:13.960 So I feel as if it's like the simulation or God, if you prefer, I feel like there's a message
00:06:23.340 being sent to us and we're not getting it.
00:06:26.060 Do you feel that way?
00:06:28.400 It feels like, let's take the assumption that there's a God.
00:06:34.200 We'll just take that model of life for a moment.
00:06:36.980 It feels like God is just keeps tapping us on the shoulder and saying, hey, hey, you can't
00:06:44.280 really just take care of yourself anymore because we're all connected.
00:06:49.140 Do you get it?
00:06:50.100 I'll send you a pandemic.
00:06:51.320 See if you get it.
00:06:52.600 Wait, wait, you're not getting it yet, right?
00:06:54.900 All right, let's try again.
00:06:56.320 I'm going to move this tanker sideways and watch what happens.
00:07:00.420 Entire world will be affected.
00:07:02.780 Tap, tap, tap.
00:07:03.320 You get it now, right?
00:07:04.580 Do you see that?
00:07:05.200 You don't get it yet?
00:07:07.540 Well, watch this.
00:07:09.500 And it feels like one thing after another is just trying to tell us the same message.
00:07:14.280 You know you're all on the same team.
00:07:16.600 You know that, right?
00:07:17.780 Team human being, same side.
00:07:22.400 But we're not getting it yet.
00:07:24.700 Here's my favorite story in the news.
00:07:26.980 It's about a cat named Kittler.
00:07:29.180 Now, poor little Kittler has some markings that look like a Hitler mustache, and so the owners
00:07:38.600 quite humorously named their Hitler-looking cat Kittler.
00:07:43.680 Now, that was fine.
00:07:45.740 Everything was fine with that because everybody knew that it was just a joke.
00:07:50.720 But there was a local Fox News weather person who made the terrible, terrible mistake of running a cute picture of Kittler on her show where I guess she was showing some cute animal stuff.
00:08:04.880 And she got a lot of pushback.
00:08:08.040 Turns out that a lot of people were offended by Kittler.
00:08:12.440 And so she apologized.
00:08:14.740 Now, I want to play her apology because remember I told you that the apologies for all the wokeness mistakes, the apologies are becoming hilarious.
00:08:25.460 Because the distinction between parody and the real world has just disappeared.
00:08:33.800 You can't tell the difference between a joke and somebody literally trying to be sincere.
00:08:39.360 You can't tell the difference.
00:08:41.440 Let's see if you can tell the difference.
00:08:44.060 Is she really apologizing or is this a joke?
00:08:48.960 I did make a mistake during our Catterday segment.
00:08:52.100 I used a submitted photo of a cat with an inappropriate name.
00:08:54.800 I don't want to use the name here.
00:08:56.220 But I never intended to hurt or offend anyone by using that picture that was actually just given to me.
00:09:02.020 I understand my mistake and I am deeply sorry.
00:09:04.880 And in the future, I will absolutely be more diligent with this content to ensure it never happens again.
00:09:10.880 15 degrees below zero.
00:09:13.240 All right.
00:09:14.440 So the punchline, the punchline is I'll be more diligent with this type of material to make sure it never happens again.
00:09:22.460 Because, you know, because, you know, because, you know, the big risk here, oh, we, you know, we can accept that it happened once.
00:09:31.380 But, man, you don't want this to happen again, do you?
00:09:36.680 Because how can we go on?
00:09:39.320 So I would like to join in in solidarity with this weather person who has now apologized.
00:09:48.800 And I would like to say, too, that I'm going to learn from this.
00:09:53.600 I'm going to learn from this.
00:09:55.080 Some of you'd never learn.
00:09:57.340 But I learned from this.
00:09:58.560 And my plans of showing a picture of a cat that looks like Hitler, I've changed them.
00:10:07.080 I was going to show a picture of a cat that looked like Hitler, but now I know that would be insensitive.
00:10:13.340 So I'm not going to do it.
00:10:14.860 I learned.
00:10:16.180 Maybe you don't.
00:10:18.160 Well, in New York, and I guess in other places, they're going to have a vaccination passport, it looks like.
00:10:23.420 So there'll be some kind of an app that you can show if you're going to certain kinds of events that says, I've been vaccinated.
00:10:31.340 What do you think of that?
00:10:33.300 I don't really understand the resistance to this.
00:10:40.480 Now, I understand there is a lot of resistance, and people really, really care about it.
00:10:44.960 And it looks like, I don't know, it looks like we're all going to be branded and tattooed and sent to the concentration camps or something.
00:10:51.180 Somebody is saying, is it a HIPAA violation?
00:10:55.340 Well, not if you do it voluntarily.
00:10:58.320 Or maybe you mean some other point.
00:11:00.120 I'm not sure.
00:11:01.600 But all of you who said, you know, I knew it was coming, are you really worried about this?
00:11:09.160 Of all the things that you have to worry about, this might be the smallest problem in the world.
00:11:15.440 Well, no.
00:11:16.120 The smallest problem in the world is Kittler.
00:11:18.800 Kittler is the smallest problem in the world.
00:11:21.180 This might be the second smallest.
00:11:24.300 Do you really think this is going to go wrong?
00:11:27.440 In what way?
00:11:29.260 What exactly is the argument that this is going to go wrong?
00:11:33.580 Somebody says it's a freedom violation.
00:11:36.420 Is it?
00:11:40.360 I'm seeing people are just going nuts in the comments.
00:11:43.040 Over on YouTube, they're swearing at me with the F word.
00:11:46.680 Even for just bringing up the topic.
00:11:48.260 My freedom.
00:11:50.580 My freedom.
00:11:52.420 You know, literally everything you do for your health affects your freedom.
00:11:58.000 Almost every law we make affects your freedom.
00:12:02.980 Everything you do to be polite affects your freedom.
00:12:06.740 We don't do anything that doesn't affect your freedom.
00:12:09.000 All of our choices are trade-offs of, well, I'll give up a little freedom to get a little bit more of this.
00:12:16.760 Let me ask you this.
00:12:17.820 If you had two choices, there are no mass events, or if you would like to attend, optionally.
00:12:27.660 Nobody's forcing you to do it.
00:12:29.040 You don't have to go to the event.
00:12:30.640 But if you want to attend, you'll show a little thing that says you're safe.
00:12:35.200 Is that a big problem?
00:12:37.940 I mean, seriously.
00:12:38.780 I get the point that maybe something could get out of control or whatever.
00:12:43.840 But if you were going to rank this on your top hundred problems, is this in the top hundred?
00:12:50.800 Because I can't even generate a little bit of caring about it.
00:12:55.320 Like, I'm not even close to being mad at it.
00:12:58.900 I can't even care about it.
00:13:00.480 It doesn't even seem like an issue.
00:13:02.460 Am I missing this completely?
00:13:03.960 Nobody's going to lose their freedom.
00:13:07.440 You're gaining freedom.
00:13:09.620 Because if you don't have this thing, you'll never be able to have the event.
00:13:14.520 The event won't happen.
00:13:16.880 So doesn't that give you more freedom?
00:13:19.500 Because now you can go to a thing that you couldn't go to before.
00:13:23.240 Okay, now maybe you would say, but how about we just have the big events and everybody can go.
00:13:28.680 We'll get there.
00:13:30.300 Do you think this is permanent?
00:13:32.680 I don't think it's permanent.
00:13:34.540 I don't worry about anything that's temporary.
00:13:37.420 Let me give you a philosophy that might help you a little bit.
00:13:42.960 Don't worry about anything that's temporary.
00:13:45.800 That's it.
00:13:47.280 That's some of the best advice you'll ever hear in your life.
00:13:50.940 Don't worry about anything that's temporary.
00:13:54.980 Worry about the big stuff.
00:13:57.680 Now, I hear it's slippery slope and they're boiling a frog and they're getting us used to all this control
00:14:03.320 and all that, but do you think they don't already know where you are on your phone?
00:14:08.180 I mean, they're already tracking you on your phone.
00:14:10.780 They can listen to you if they want.
00:14:13.480 Your privacy is largely gone.
00:14:15.220 And so he says it's segregation.
00:14:21.640 Here's the thing.
00:14:23.040 All of your complaints about this are just sort of like weird conceptual complaints.
00:14:28.300 I just don't think any of it's real.
00:14:30.980 I think this is your smallest problem.
00:14:32.760 But should I be wrong about that, I know you'll let me know in the future.
00:14:42.420 So Saturday Night Live is starting to, let's say, gently mock the Biden administration.
00:14:48.760 Michael Che had a really good one on, he did the weekend update.
00:14:55.480 And as he was reading the fake news, he said Biden was asked if he plans to run for re-election in 2024,
00:15:01.060 which is probably the nicest way to ask if he plans to be alive in three years.
00:15:06.360 Now, what's great about this joke is that's exactly what I was thinking when I heard the question.
00:15:11.060 I thought, are you really asking if you think you're going to be alive in three years?
00:15:16.300 And, of course, Biden had to say, you know, his presumption was that he would run for re-election.
00:15:23.360 But there's no way he thinks that.
00:15:25.700 There isn't the slightest chance that Biden thinks he's running for re-election.
00:15:30.920 Do you think that?
00:15:32.240 There's no chance of that.
00:15:36.500 Here's a story that made me laugh.
00:15:40.200 And let's see if you laugh for the same reason.
00:15:42.160 So, journalist Cheryl Atkinson, you probably are all familiar with her.
00:15:49.180 She tweeted that she's looking for some story assistance.
00:15:53.360 And she tweets, for a story, I'm looking for a fairly large group of Georgians who want to vote but cannot get an ID.
00:16:01.840 Please DM me if you have any leads.
00:16:05.340 Now, what do you think is going to...
00:16:07.160 Now, here's what made me laugh.
00:16:10.040 We haven't done that yet?
00:16:12.460 One of the biggest stories in the country is the Georgia election law changes.
00:16:18.340 And the biggest part of that is requiring identification.
00:16:22.400 Because if you didn't have it, you wouldn't be able to vote, at least for mail-in stuff.
00:16:26.560 And Cheryl Atkinson is the first person to say, maybe we could find one of these people.
00:16:37.640 These alleged people who have no ID but want to vote.
00:16:42.020 Do they exist?
00:16:44.840 Here's my prediction.
00:16:47.040 I'll be surprised if you can find three in the whole state.
00:16:52.860 I'll be surprised.
00:16:54.000 Now, that doesn't mean there are fewer than three.
00:16:57.380 I'm saying that there are probably so few that if you could find three, it would be a little bit of a miracle.
00:17:04.680 Now, there are two problems here.
00:17:05.940 One is, I don't know that any exist.
00:17:09.800 If we get one, we'll find out.
00:17:12.480 But how hard is it to find someone who doesn't have an ID
00:17:16.980 and also has the second criteria that they wanted to vote but they couldn't?
00:17:21.820 How do you even find people who don't have an ID?
00:17:25.880 Like, are they on Twitter?
00:17:28.040 If they are, how?
00:17:29.840 I mean, I guess you could be somehow.
00:17:32.520 But, yeah.
00:17:34.800 And so here's what made me laugh.
00:17:36.640 Why is Cheryl Atkinson the first person to ask this question? 0.75
00:17:42.200 Hey, can you help me find some of these people?
00:17:44.820 The entire, the biggest story in the country is based on the assumption that there are lots of them.
00:17:52.900 And nobody asked to find one until Cheryl Atkinson asked.
00:17:56.940 Hey, I don't know where they are.
00:18:00.240 Never seen one.
00:18:01.820 Never met one.
00:18:03.860 Does anybody have one?
00:18:05.800 Can anybody find one?
00:18:09.360 What's it tell you that only one journalist even asked the question?
00:18:16.720 What's that tell you?
00:18:17.840 It tells you there's no interest in knowing if it's even real.
00:18:22.700 Except for Cheryl Atkinson. 1.00
00:18:25.100 And I, of course, will be very interested in reading what she comes up with on this.
00:18:29.320 But it just amazes me that nobody did this.
00:18:37.120 And let me give you another example of this.
00:18:39.280 Do you remember when after the Charlottesville fine people hoax thing happened?
00:18:43.820 Do you remember all the press who went and talked to the people who attended to find out for sure,
00:18:51.120 just by talking to the attendees, whether there were people that could be described as fine people?
00:18:57.940 Wouldn't you want to know that?
00:18:59.960 Don't you think that the news organization should have done exactly what Cheryl Atkinson did
00:19:04.520 and say, hey, does anybody know anybody who meets that description?
00:19:09.540 Because the entire story is about whether they exist or not.
00:19:13.820 And nobody checked to see if they exist.
00:19:18.560 Just think about that.
00:19:19.840 Just hold that thought for a moment.
00:19:21.940 It was a gigantic story and still is.
00:19:25.640 And the entire thing boiled down to were there people there
00:19:28.760 who a reasonable person would say, no, you're not a racist.
00:19:32.360 You had other reasons to be there.
00:19:35.380 As far as I know, only one person in the world did that.
00:19:41.120 Me.
00:19:42.140 I did that.
00:19:43.180 I tweeted, hey, was anybody there who would describe themselves as a fine person or something like that?
00:19:49.500 And people contacted me.
00:19:51.320 And I interviewed them and found out that indeed people who, in my opinion,
00:19:56.660 did a good job of explaining that they don't have racial biases in this particular way
00:20:02.160 and didn't like the racists who were there or did not agree with them at all, disavowed them completely.
00:20:11.900 I'm the only one who checked.
00:20:13.980 I'm the only one who checked.
00:20:16.240 I'm the biggest story of the year.
00:20:17.460 That's not, I'm not making that up.
00:20:20.700 I'm the only one who checked.
00:20:22.960 Right?
00:20:23.240 And now Cheryl Atkinson is literally the only person in the world asking the biggest question about the biggest story.
00:20:32.140 Are there any?
00:20:34.140 Have you ever met one?
00:20:35.360 All right.
00:20:39.180 So it made me laugh.
00:20:41.240 Speaking of laughs, so San Francisco has decided to start paying $1,000 a month guaranteed income
00:20:49.700 to artists in San Francisco, and especially whose artistic practice is rooted in a historically marginalized community.
00:21:04.360 So if you're not white, it looks like they really want to give you some money.
00:21:11.140 And this works out for me.
00:21:12.600 A lot of you are offended by that.
00:21:14.000 But since I started identifying as black, I like this idea now.
00:21:19.220 Because I'm an artist, kind of.
00:21:23.020 I'm sort of an artist.
00:21:24.260 And also, now that I've identified with, I've self-identified as a member of a historically marginalized community,
00:21:33.280 I think my people need this money.
00:21:37.100 So yes, I think San Francisco should start giving money to my people,
00:21:41.800 people, the artists from the historically marginalized communities.
00:21:46.300 And doesn't it make you wonder if they're still trying?
00:21:56.660 Are they still trying, the government of San Francisco?
00:22:00.200 Or is it now just sort of like performance art?
00:22:03.040 They're trying to figure out what's the most ridiculous thing you'll go along with.
00:22:07.540 Watch this.
00:22:08.640 Watch this.
00:22:09.160 We're going to tell people that our artists are essential and see if we can just like give them money.
00:22:18.460 And somebody would say, they're not going to buy that.
00:22:22.160 Nobody's going to think artists are essential in a pandemic and that you should give them money because they're essential.
00:22:29.280 Nobody's going to believe that.
00:22:31.660 Watch this.
00:22:33.060 Watch this.
00:22:34.360 I'm going to sell this.
00:22:35.320 The difference between a government doing what a government should do and a practical joke has completely evaporated.
00:22:48.260 The actual government decisions, you can't tell anymore if they're practical jokes.
00:22:54.760 Now, there should be some version of, let's say, the Turing test for government.
00:23:03.220 Now, if you're familiar with the Turing test, T-U-R-I-N-J, named after Turing.
00:23:09.480 And it was the test to see if your artificial intelligence could fool somebody to make them think that they're a real human being.
00:23:19.280 And the test, at least conceptually, is that behind a curtain, there's somebody talking.
00:23:25.480 You don't know if it's a computer or a person or they're typing either way.
00:23:29.960 And you ask them questions, you have a conversation, and if you can't tell, yeah, it's Alan Turing, thank you for the first name.
00:23:37.460 If you can't tell that it's a computer on the other side, you think it might be human, then you've passed the Turing test.
00:23:44.240 But if you can tell, oh, that's obviously a computer, then you failed.
00:23:48.520 But I feel like there's some kind of Turing test going on with our government right now, where you hear a new policy out of San Francisco, and you say to yourself,
00:24:00.940 I'm not so sure.
00:24:05.580 Was that a real one, or was that a prank?
00:24:10.340 I can't tell.
00:24:12.160 And if you fool me, you've passed the equivalent of the Turing test.
00:24:16.900 I'm going to call it the Adams test.
00:24:20.140 Or should I call it the Dilbert test?
00:24:23.320 I think Dilbert is more famous.
00:24:25.080 So let's do the Dilbert test.
00:24:27.520 So the Dilbert test is an updated version of the Turing test.
00:24:32.720 And the Dilbert test, I guess you could apply this to a company as well as a government.
00:24:40.440 Yeah, actually, let's do that.
00:24:41.720 Since it's a Dilbert test, let's apply it to corporations or organizations of any kind, government or not.
00:24:49.180 If you can't tell if it's a joke or real, you've passed the Dilbert test.
00:24:58.880 All right.
00:25:04.180 Next week, I'm going in to re-record my audio book of how to fail at almost everything and still win big.
00:25:10.380 If you don't know the backstory of that, back in 2006, I believe, I lost my ability to speak.
00:25:18.540 So I couldn't talk.
00:25:20.760 My vocal cords would clench when I tried to make certain sounds.
00:25:24.760 So I could make noise, but it would sound like, you know, basically people couldn't understand sentences.
00:25:31.500 And I had just finished my book, how to fail at almost everything and still win big.
00:25:35.680 And although it was years after that, after surgery and years of recovery from my voice,
00:25:42.360 But I hired a voice artist to do that book for me because I couldn't get through a whole book.
00:25:50.320 My voice wouldn't have lasted.
00:25:53.000 But if there's one thing you know about me by now is that I am one stubborn motherfucker.
00:26:01.960 And I fucking hate to lose.
00:26:04.780 And I don't know, I will wait forever to get revenge.
00:26:11.740 I will wait forever to fix something that wasn't right.
00:26:16.900 Like, I will chew through a fucking concrete wall to get something done that just needed to get done.
00:26:23.900 If you don't know anything else about me, you should know that.
00:26:27.760 And I have never been more bugged by the fact that I couldn't read my own book.
00:26:34.780 But, as you've noticed, I have now spent at least one hour a day, every day, for several years now,
00:26:46.780 Talking in public.
00:26:49.460 Until I can do this.
00:26:52.820 Finally.
00:26:54.140 I can finally do this.
00:26:56.320 It took me years.
00:26:59.300 But I don't like to give up.
00:27:00.960 And so, tomorrow I'm going in the studio and I will re-record and then we'll re-release the book,
00:27:07.300 How to Fail at Almost Everything and Still Win Big.
00:27:11.120 Because, if you write a book called How to Fail at Everything and Still Win Big,
00:27:17.020 and you give up before you record it properly,
00:27:20.460 well, you have not lived up to your own book.
00:27:23.140 So, I'm going to get this done.
00:27:25.600 It's not going to be easy.
00:27:26.940 Because the recording is always unpleasant.
00:27:29.400 It takes days.
00:27:30.780 But I have rebuilt my voice to the point where not only can I re-record this book,
00:27:37.120 but I think I'll be happy with how it will come out.
00:27:42.920 So, that's just a little personal update for you.
00:27:45.220 Clarification.
00:27:48.220 I thought that Vice President Kamala Harris would be assigned to the border control situation, 0.92
00:27:56.000 but apparently she's being assigned just to the international affairs part,
00:28:00.800 where she'll deal with the Central American countries
00:28:03.360 to see if we can make them more attractive for staying there. 0.90
00:28:08.600 And that tells us a little bit more about the future.
00:28:12.880 If they had put Kamala Harris in charge of border security,
00:28:18.660 do you remember what I said about that?
00:28:20.500 It's like, uh, are they trying to get rid of her?
00:28:23.900 Because that's like a suicide mission.
00:28:26.460 Nobody's ever going to succeed about the actual border itself.
00:28:31.760 You can't succeed.
00:28:33.440 Half the country is just going to hate your guts no matter what.
00:28:36.180 Maybe three quarters.
00:28:37.040 But you probably could succeed doing something that would maybe help the Central American countries,
00:28:44.940 you know, do a little better job of being an attractive place to stay.
00:28:48.980 And that's more of a presidential kind of a job, isn't it?
00:28:52.900 So, instead of giving her this suicide mission,
00:28:56.460 she's really going to have a very high-level job. 0.97
00:28:59.420 And if she were to succeed in that at all,
00:29:02.000 it would put her in a good position for running for president. 0.99
00:29:05.040 So, I would say at this point, that is helping her future.
00:29:10.280 So, Christina and I went out to eat last night
00:29:13.220 in my San Francisco East Bay neighborhood.
00:29:18.460 And there was the most fun thing.
00:29:22.120 You know what?
00:29:26.020 We're all looking for these little signs of life,
00:29:28.240 you know, that the world is getting back to normal
00:29:30.420 and the economy is going back to where it was.
00:29:32.900 And let me tell you what I saw when we went out to dinner.
00:29:37.740 I've never seen so many senior citizens out to dinner, right? 1.00
00:29:43.520 I'm not counting myself necessarily in this group.
00:29:47.300 I'm on the bubble.
00:29:48.280 But I'm talking about 70 and older.
00:29:52.840 The restaurants are crushed with vaccinated seniors. 1.00
00:30:01.880 The restaurants are crushed.
00:30:04.780 They're crushed.
00:30:06.080 Couldn't get in.
00:30:07.800 I mean, we did get in.
00:30:08.920 But finally, you know, we found a place.
00:30:11.200 But you go there, and it's over 70, over 70, over 70.
00:30:15.480 And, oh, my God, it's just great to see.
00:30:18.280 It is great to see.
00:30:20.980 I have to admit it.
00:30:22.840 It affected me.
00:30:25.900 So, and we ate indoors for the first time.
00:30:30.860 Well, the first time in a while.
00:30:32.900 Ate indoors.
00:30:34.580 But the funny thing is,
00:30:35.920 it's like the night of the living vaccinated.
00:30:39.760 Because, you know, obviously, you go out to dinner.
00:30:42.140 There'll always be, you know,
00:30:43.120 a good dose of senior citizens anywhere you go out to dinner. 0.53
00:30:46.440 But not like this.
00:30:50.300 You go out to dinner,
00:30:51.660 and as soon as you get into the restaurant areas,
00:30:55.080 it's like night of the living vaccinated.
00:30:57.260 You know, I got my second shot.
00:31:00.900 Give me restaurant food.
00:31:03.720 Let me in.
00:31:05.320 I got two shots.
00:31:06.420 So, I think I'm eligible.
00:31:10.220 I believe my eligibility kicks in this week.
00:31:14.380 So, sometime this week, I might get a first shot
00:31:17.160 if I can find access to it somewhere.
00:31:20.180 Dr. Birx is saying that
00:31:24.520 because we handle things wrong in this country,
00:31:28.700 and if we had handled it more like, let's say, Germany,
00:31:31.960 that all the deaths over the first 100,000
00:31:34.620 might have been mitigated or reduced.
00:31:38.320 To which a doctor, I don't know his name,
00:31:41.120 but said something, was on TV, said,
00:31:44.400 yeah, that's great, Dr. Birx.
00:31:45.960 It was your job to make sure that didn't happen.
00:31:49.920 Is that fair?
00:31:52.040 So, Birx is saying we handled it wrong,
00:31:54.480 and all these people died,
00:31:56.140 and then somebody else is saying,
00:31:58.080 that's on you.
00:32:00.380 That's on you.
00:32:02.140 If you didn't talk the government
00:32:04.320 into doing what you knew was right,
00:32:06.840 why are you complaining?
00:32:08.620 Because your job is not just to tell them what to do.
00:32:11.860 Your job is to talk them into it.
00:32:13.500 It's not just your job to know what they should have done.
00:32:18.660 Your job was to make them do it.
00:32:22.980 And let me be as clear as possible.
00:32:25.680 If you couldn't make them do it,
00:32:28.280 your job was to fucking quit. 0.97
00:32:32.160 Really publicly.
00:32:34.320 Right?
00:32:34.900 Let's just be as clear about this as we can.
00:32:37.740 Her job was to make this happen,
00:32:40.460 since she says she knows this is what we should have done,
00:32:43.500 her job was to make it happen,
00:32:45.580 or fucking quit. 0.88
00:32:47.540 Right in front of us.
00:32:49.160 So that we know who the problem is.
00:32:52.240 If the problem is you couldn't talk some idiot
00:32:54.400 into doing what you want,
00:32:56.360 let us know.
00:32:57.880 That's your fucking job.
00:33:00.500 Your job is not to complain about it
00:33:02.820 after you're out.
00:33:04.660 That was not your job.
00:33:06.880 You did not do your job, lady. 1.00
00:33:10.200 Do it right or quit,
00:33:12.340 so that we know what the problem was.
00:33:15.120 Who the problem was.
00:33:18.180 All right.
00:33:18.580 So I issued a challenge on Twitter
00:33:25.520 to see if somebody could win Sidney Powell's case,
00:33:30.580 the lawsuit in which Dominion is suing Sidney Powell
00:33:33.200 for libel, I guess,
00:33:35.100 defamation or libel or whatever the proper legal word is.
00:33:39.060 And I said,
00:33:40.100 try to win her case in one sentence. 0.87
00:33:42.740 You know,
00:33:43.000 just the first sentence.
00:33:44.060 Try to win the whole case.
00:33:45.580 And I gave you my take on this.
00:33:49.000 So here's a sentence
00:33:49.920 that I believe Sidney Powell's lawyer
00:33:53.660 could say one thing
00:33:56.020 and then just sit down
00:33:57.140 and just be done.
00:33:59.560 And we'll see if you agree
00:34:00.500 that this is one thing
00:34:01.420 that would win the case.
00:34:04.400 And it goes like this.
00:34:05.600 So imagine the Sidney Powell defense attorney
00:34:07.860 looking at the jury,
00:34:09.960 I guess it's a jury,
00:34:11.540 and saying,
00:34:12.500 quote,
00:34:13.800 or potential quote,
00:34:15.580 I'm a lawyer advocating for my client,
00:34:18.040 Ms. Powell,
00:34:19.060 and I'm wondering,
00:34:20.580 how many of you think
00:34:21.660 everything I say about Dominion today
00:34:24.060 should be assumed to be a fact?
00:34:28.580 And then you just sit down
00:34:29.840 and say,
00:34:30.960 the defense rests.
00:34:33.780 There's nothing else you'd have to say.
00:34:36.320 Now, of course they would.
00:34:38.480 But think about this point.
00:34:40.920 Do you think that anybody in the jury
00:34:43.500 would look at the defense attorney
00:34:45.780 and say,
00:34:46.740 oh yeah,
00:34:47.120 it is my plan.
00:34:49.460 I plan to believe everything you tell me.
00:34:53.420 Nobody.
00:34:54.780 Nobody would say that.
00:34:56.140 Because everybody in the jury understands,
00:34:58.620 because they're adults
00:34:59.500 and they were at least capable enough
00:35:01.420 to be chosen for jury duty.
00:35:03.420 So you have to show a little bit
00:35:05.280 of human capability
00:35:07.040 or you're not on the jury.
00:35:09.300 Every person on the jury
00:35:10.660 would listen to that and say,
00:35:12.340 well no,
00:35:12.700 I'm not going to believe it
00:35:13.440 just because you say it.
00:35:15.080 You're a lawyer.
00:35:16.720 You're advocating for a client.
00:35:18.880 In this context,
00:35:20.280 we only believe evidence.
00:35:22.700 If you show me evidence,
00:35:24.700 I may or may not believe the evidence,
00:35:27.460 but I'm sure as hell
00:35:28.500 not going to believe it
00:35:29.320 because it came out of your stupid mouth. 0.93
00:35:31.680 Your job is to persuade me.
00:35:33.920 Your job is not to be true.
00:35:37.200 Your job is not to tell me the truth
00:35:39.060 if you're a defense attorney.
00:35:40.560 Your job is to do the best you can
00:35:42.700 to get your client free.
00:35:45.440 That's it.
00:35:46.580 Now, let me tell you,
00:35:47.980 how many adults don't understand that?
00:35:51.320 None.
00:35:52.500 Every single adult
00:35:53.880 understands that
00:35:55.740 an attorney advocating for a client
00:35:58.420 is going to say things
00:36:00.300 that you need to check.
00:36:01.320 Everybody knows
00:36:04.300 if you can't check it,
00:36:07.140 you shouldn't think
00:36:08.100 it's necessarily true.
00:36:12.140 The weird part
00:36:14.140 is that the defense attorney
00:36:15.680 would be in exactly the same position
00:36:17.460 as Powell herself was
00:36:19.400 because she was a defense attorney 0.83
00:36:20.960 or maybe more of an offense
00:36:22.880 in this case,
00:36:23.960 but the analogy is perfect.
00:36:27.440 It's not even an analogy.
00:36:28.640 It's basically the same thing.
00:36:31.320 And this is an example
00:36:32.700 if you're following
00:36:33.640 my persuasion lessons
00:36:34.860 of what I call
00:36:35.580 the high ground maneuver.
00:36:37.720 Do you know how often
00:36:38.920 the high ground maneuver,
00:36:40.360 which is a persuasion trick
00:36:41.740 I'll explain a little bit more
00:36:42.920 in a moment,
00:36:43.780 do you know how often
00:36:44.580 the high ground maneuver works?
00:36:47.700 Every time.
00:36:48.980 It's probably the only
00:36:50.300 persuasion method
00:36:51.320 that works every time.
00:36:54.220 Because there's a,
00:36:55.900 and there's a reason for this.
00:36:57.020 People don't care 0.85
00:36:59.260 about facts, right?
00:37:01.220 You understand that, right?
00:37:02.620 So if I'm trying
00:37:03.340 to persuade you
00:37:04.180 with my better reasons
00:37:05.160 and my facts,
00:37:05.960 we observe that people
00:37:06.920 just harden their opposition.
00:37:09.540 The facts don't persuade anybody.
00:37:12.140 But everybody
00:37:13.980 wants to avoid
00:37:16.220 looking foolish.
00:37:18.400 It's universal.
00:37:20.260 So if you're in a meeting
00:37:21.320 or in your business situation,
00:37:23.080 and there's something
00:37:24.320 that would make you
00:37:25.100 look foolish,
00:37:26.440 you're going to change
00:37:27.380 your mind immediately.
00:37:29.100 Because you don't want
00:37:30.220 to look foolish.
00:37:31.800 So regardless of what you think
00:37:33.280 about the truth of the world,
00:37:34.960 you're going to protect
00:37:35.880 yourself first.
00:37:37.500 So the high ground maneuver
00:37:39.120 creates a situation
00:37:41.280 where the person
00:37:42.060 you're trying to persuade
00:37:43.120 has to protect themselves.
00:37:46.520 This is the key.
00:37:48.080 They're protecting themselves
00:37:49.560 as opposed to
00:37:51.660 protecting their argument.
00:37:54.000 If you give somebody
00:37:55.080 a choice of
00:37:55.920 I'm going to let you
00:37:56.560 protect your argument
00:37:57.600 or I'm going to let you
00:37:59.300 protect yourself,
00:38:01.060 they'll choose themselves
00:38:02.500 every time.
00:38:05.060 That's why it works
00:38:06.520 every time.
00:38:07.400 Now you don't always
00:38:08.180 have the opportunity
00:38:09.060 to use it, right?
00:38:10.580 So not every situation
00:38:11.980 will lend itself
00:38:13.000 to a high ground technique.
00:38:15.840 It has to be there
00:38:17.100 and you have to recognize it.
00:38:18.820 So it has to naturally
00:38:20.580 sort of be in the situation.
00:38:22.780 And the high ground
00:38:24.360 in this case
00:38:25.120 is that you adults
00:38:27.740 in the jury
00:38:28.400 are certainly smarter
00:38:30.020 than the public
00:38:30.780 in general, right?
00:38:32.080 You're not so gullible
00:38:33.500 that you would believe
00:38:35.100 that somebody
00:38:35.640 whose job
00:38:36.460 is to persuade you
00:38:37.840 is also always
00:38:40.140 telling you the truth.
00:38:41.480 You're well above that,
00:38:42.680 are you not?
00:38:43.560 Because the person
00:38:45.400 sitting next to you
00:38:46.220 is above it
00:38:46.860 and the person
00:38:48.640 behind you,
00:38:49.860 they're above that.
00:38:51.820 They know how lawyers work. 0.97
00:38:54.540 They know the difference
00:38:55.700 between an honest person
00:38:57.440 and an advocate.
00:38:59.260 But you don't
00:39:00.340 because, you know,
00:39:02.100 all the other people
00:39:03.240 seem to understand this.
00:39:06.000 Right?
00:39:07.220 So as soon as you
00:39:08.400 create the situation
00:39:09.320 where if you stay
00:39:11.160 with your opinion,
00:39:11.960 you will look like
00:39:14.340 the only person
00:39:15.140 who doesn't understand
00:39:16.240 something that
00:39:16.860 everyone understands.
00:39:18.700 Because everyone
00:39:19.600 understands lawyers
00:39:20.540 or advocates
00:39:21.260 not a source
00:39:23.020 of truth.
00:39:24.540 Everyone understands that.
00:39:26.080 The moment
00:39:26.880 you've painted
00:39:28.020 that picture,
00:39:30.180 everybody goes
00:39:31.300 to the high ground
00:39:32.020 with you
00:39:32.520 because they can't
00:39:33.520 stay here.
00:39:34.580 They look like
00:39:35.380 idiots.
00:39:37.060 Right?
00:39:37.560 So you're not making
00:39:38.520 them defend
00:39:38.960 their argument.
00:39:41.180 You're making them
00:39:41.980 defend themselves.
00:39:43.860 Do you want to see
00:39:44.840 here being the only idiot
00:39:45.960 who doesn't understand
00:39:46.940 that lawyers
00:39:47.480 are not supposed
00:39:48.320 to tell the truth?
00:39:49.740 Well, I'll say that wrong.
00:39:51.000 They're supposed
00:39:51.400 to tell the truth.
00:39:52.620 But nobody expects it.
00:39:54.740 No reasonable person
00:39:56.340 expects it.
00:39:58.140 That's it.
00:39:59.240 That's the end
00:39:59.920 of the trial.
00:40:02.500 All right.
00:40:04.380 I'm oversimplifying,
00:40:05.720 of course.
00:40:06.280 Trials are more
00:40:06.940 complicated than that.
00:40:07.780 But if you wanted
00:40:08.720 to understand
00:40:09.260 the high ground
00:40:09.940 maneuver,
00:40:10.480 this is just
00:40:10.900 the best example.
00:40:12.240 You couldn't get
00:40:12.980 a better example
00:40:13.620 than this.
00:40:17.160 Twitter user
00:40:18.060 John Katz,
00:40:19.640 K-A-T-Z. 1.00
00:40:20.640 I believe he has
00:40:21.180 a podcast.
00:40:22.720 So he's
00:40:23.660 somebody in the public.
00:40:25.520 He had a tweet
00:40:26.420 that I just love.
00:40:27.800 This is just
00:40:28.240 the greatest tweet.
00:40:29.480 And when I read
00:40:30.180 this to you,
00:40:31.260 you're going to say,
00:40:32.080 why did it take
00:40:32.740 somebody so long
00:40:33.600 to say this?
00:40:35.460 All right.
00:40:36.000 Here's his tweet.
00:40:36.920 Quote,
00:40:37.780 you think
00:40:38.920 your AR-15
00:40:39.880 will work
00:40:40.560 against a government
00:40:41.420 with tanks?
00:40:42.700 So he's mocking
00:40:44.120 the people
00:40:44.920 on the left
00:40:45.480 who have two opinions
00:40:46.540 that don't seem
00:40:47.860 to fit together.
00:40:48.900 All right.
00:40:49.460 So here are
00:40:49.980 their two opinions.
00:40:51.540 That they think
00:40:52.120 an AR-15
00:40:52.960 will work...
00:40:54.560 I'm sorry.
00:40:56.300 Let me stop
00:40:56.780 screwing this up.
00:40:57.900 He's mocking
00:40:58.600 the people
00:40:59.200 who are saying
00:41:01.360 that having
00:41:02.600 AR-15s 0.99
00:41:03.600 will be no use
00:41:04.740 against a government
00:41:05.620 with tanks.
00:41:06.280 All right.
00:41:06.980 So one of the
00:41:07.460 arguments for
00:41:08.000 owning guns
00:41:08.920 is that it
00:41:09.580 protects you
00:41:10.120 in case your
00:41:10.780 government
00:41:11.120 turns against you.
00:41:12.620 And the Democrats
00:41:13.580 say,
00:41:14.560 you fool. 0.88
00:41:16.000 You fool.
00:41:17.140 Are you telling me
00:41:18.420 that you think
00:41:20.420 that a bunch
00:41:21.900 of hillbillies
00:41:22.700 with their AR-15s
00:41:24.420 are going to,
00:41:25.880 like,
00:41:26.680 protect against
00:41:27.340 the government
00:41:27.940 with tanks?
00:41:29.740 Seriously?
00:41:30.480 You think that?
00:41:31.120 Now,
00:41:32.740 the same people
00:41:33.340 who are asking
00:41:33.960 you that,
00:41:34.820 as John Katz
00:41:35.820 points out,
00:41:37.240 are also telling
00:41:38.140 you that
00:41:38.660 these same
00:41:39.340 hillbillies,
00:41:40.040 I'm just using
00:41:40.740 hillbillies to be
00:41:41.560 provocative,
00:41:42.820 almost took over
00:41:44.000 the government
00:41:44.480 with bear spray.
00:41:47.660 Both of those
00:41:48.600 messages
00:41:49.060 are out there
00:41:50.740 at the same time.
00:41:52.440 Don't be ridiculous.
00:41:54.120 You're not going
00:41:54.580 to be able
00:41:55.220 to defend the public
00:41:56.300 with just your
00:41:56.960 little rifles
00:41:57.860 against tanks
00:41:59.320 and nukes.
00:42:01.120 At the same time,
00:42:02.800 you know,
00:42:03.220 if you've got
00:42:03.620 some bear spray,
00:42:05.120 you could pretty
00:42:06.200 much take out
00:42:06.860 the government.
00:42:08.020 And it was
00:42:08.500 this close.
00:42:10.260 The bear spray
00:42:10.940 people
00:42:11.340 almost got it
00:42:13.180 done.
00:42:14.160 Almost got it
00:42:15.000 done.
00:42:15.920 And both of
00:42:16.840 those messages
00:42:17.500 are out there
00:42:18.140 completely.
00:42:21.760 Seriously.
00:42:23.340 Like,
00:42:23.680 nobody's even
00:42:24.280 embarrassed by that.
00:42:26.380 Nobody's embarrassed
00:42:27.320 that they hold
00:42:27.960 both of those
00:42:28.460 positions.
00:42:29.840 And a lot of
00:42:30.360 people do.
00:42:30.740 Now,
00:42:31.320 usually,
00:42:32.160 I saw this
00:42:33.180 comment on
00:42:34.160 Twitter as well,
00:42:35.520 that something
00:42:36.200 like 90%
00:42:37.000 of Twitter
00:42:37.520 arguments is
00:42:38.440 somebody imagining
00:42:39.280 somebody who
00:42:39.860 doesn't exist
00:42:40.520 and being mad
00:42:41.180 at them.
00:42:42.140 You know,
00:42:42.380 the person who
00:42:42.900 holds this
00:42:43.320 opinion,
00:42:44.200 but also,
00:42:45.180 you know,
00:42:46.340 hypocritically
00:42:46.980 holds this
00:42:47.500 other opinion.
00:42:48.880 And usually,
00:42:49.540 that person
00:42:49.880 doesn't exist.
00:42:51.800 It'd be hard
00:42:52.300 to find somebody
00:42:52.940 who actually
00:42:53.620 held those
00:42:54.180 literally two
00:42:55.180 opposing opinions.
00:42:56.420 But this is
00:42:57.100 one where this
00:42:58.600 is real.
00:42:59.040 I'm pretty
00:43:00.260 sure that
00:43:02.060 this describes
00:43:02.920 almost the
00:43:03.580 entire Democratic
00:43:04.380 Party.
00:43:05.560 I believe that
00:43:06.340 most of
00:43:07.740 Democrats would 0.89
00:43:08.560 agree with
00:43:09.080 both of these
00:43:09.800 sentences that
00:43:11.880 conflict.
00:43:13.300 And I don't
00:43:13.960 think that they
00:43:14.440 have any
00:43:14.820 problem with
00:43:15.400 it.
00:43:15.680 Like,
00:43:15.900 they're not,
00:43:16.600 there's no
00:43:17.100 interior conflict
00:43:18.740 with thinking
00:43:20.340 that both of
00:43:21.420 these could be
00:43:21.900 true.
00:43:22.120 And of
00:43:24.080 course,
00:43:24.380 Trump caused
00:43:24.980 trouble by
00:43:25.860 referring to
00:43:26.560 the Capitol
00:43:27.400 riots as
00:43:28.140 having,
00:43:28.540 you know,
00:43:28.900 basically zero
00:43:30.180 danger.
00:43:34.320 What he
00:43:34.980 meant, of
00:43:35.420 course, was
00:43:35.840 as an
00:43:36.300 overthrow to
00:43:36.980 the government.
00:43:38.520 Now,
00:43:38.920 or at least
00:43:39.540 I hope.
00:43:40.020 I hope he
00:43:40.580 meant there
00:43:41.180 was zero
00:43:41.560 danger in
00:43:42.340 terms of an
00:43:42.820 overthrow to
00:43:43.360 the government.
00:43:44.300 Obviously,
00:43:44.820 there was
00:43:45.060 physical danger
00:43:46.020 and plenty
00:43:46.940 of it.
00:43:47.360 90% of
00:43:53.040 baseball is
00:43:53.680 half mental.
00:43:55.980 Is that
00:43:56.300 a yogi
00:43:57.000 bearer?
00:43:59.240 Yeah,
00:43:59.560 mind reading.
00:44:00.160 I don't
00:44:00.340 want to
00:44:00.540 mind read,
00:44:01.080 so I'll
00:44:01.640 back up on
00:44:02.240 that point.
00:44:03.320 You know,
00:44:03.580 the mind
00:44:04.200 reading flaw
00:44:05.120 is just the
00:44:07.220 stickiest thing,
00:44:07.980 isn't it?
00:44:08.900 And once you
00:44:09.480 start seeing it
00:44:10.380 in other people,
00:44:11.280 you can recognize
00:44:12.200 that they're
00:44:12.740 involved in
00:44:13.340 mind reading.
00:44:14.720 But it
00:44:15.880 doesn't help
00:44:16.440 you not do
00:44:17.020 it yourself.
00:44:17.960 It's really,
00:44:19.300 really hard to
00:44:19.800 not fall into
00:44:21.240 the mind reading
00:44:22.000 trap where you
00:44:22.880 confidently imagine
00:44:24.620 you know what
00:44:25.140 other people are
00:44:25.700 thinking,
00:44:26.180 because you
00:44:26.400 never do.
00:44:27.260 You're terrible
00:44:28.120 at that.
00:44:29.240 Your accuracy
00:44:30.640 is just terrible
00:44:31.400 at that.
00:44:35.820 He said
00:44:36.640 they were
00:44:36.920 kissing the
00:44:37.560 Capitol Police.
00:44:39.040 Maybe some
00:44:39.900 of them were.
00:44:45.700 There's another
00:44:46.480 carjacking.
00:44:47.340 You know,
00:44:48.700 let me ask you
00:44:50.040 this.
00:44:52.300 Our entire
00:44:53.500 media is
00:44:54.760 now obsessed
00:44:55.620 lately with
00:44:56.440 the violence
00:44:58.060 against Asian 1.00
00:44:59.120 Americans.
00:45:00.080 Let me start
00:45:00.760 by saying we
00:45:01.660 don't want any
00:45:02.200 violence against
00:45:03.000 Asian Americans.
00:45:03.780 Americans.
00:45:04.480 So I think we're
00:45:05.460 all on the
00:45:05.860 same side that
00:45:06.780 violence against
00:45:08.200 anybody's bad.
00:45:09.520 Violence against
00:45:10.320 an ethnic group
00:45:11.180 in particular
00:45:11.800 takes something
00:45:13.240 that's already
00:45:13.800 really, really
00:45:14.400 bad and adds
00:45:15.360 that extra
00:45:15.860 badness.
00:45:16.460 We're all on
00:45:17.020 the same side.
00:45:17.880 Nobody likes
00:45:18.320 violence.
00:45:20.700 But let me
00:45:21.440 ask you this.
00:45:22.940 Do you believe
00:45:23.900 that the
00:45:24.420 mainstream media
00:45:25.380 would be
00:45:26.280 reporting about
00:45:27.140 all this
00:45:27.620 anti-Asian
00:45:28.540 bias if
00:45:31.260 China were not 0.98
00:45:32.020 making it
00:45:32.440 happen?
00:45:34.960 Yeah, think
00:45:35.840 about it.
00:45:36.720 Is it a
00:45:37.200 coincidence that
00:45:39.080 China has 0.91
00:45:40.320 advanced AI
00:45:41.760 to the point
00:45:43.480 where they can
00:45:44.120 influence the
00:45:45.920 conversation and
00:45:47.040 the argument in
00:45:47.760 the United States?
00:45:48.740 And there
00:45:49.980 would be no
00:45:51.020 thing that
00:45:51.600 would be
00:45:51.920 better for
00:45:52.400 China than 0.91
00:45:53.680 to create
00:45:54.220 as a national
00:45:55.100 story anti-Asian
00:45:57.560 in this case
00:45:58.220 Asian American
00:45:58.900 mostly, anti-Asian
00:46:00.880 discrimination as
00:46:02.100 the top headline
00:46:03.320 story.
00:46:04.680 Do you think
00:46:05.760 that this story
00:46:06.700 is originating
00:46:07.600 in America?
00:46:11.380 It might.
00:46:13.460 It might.
00:46:14.920 Right?
00:46:16.340 I don't think
00:46:17.460 so.
00:46:17.760 I'm going to
00:46:18.940 tell you
00:46:19.300 something that
00:46:21.600 might scare
00:46:22.700 the shit out
00:46:23.600 of you.
00:46:24.600 We no longer
00:46:25.780 live in a
00:46:26.340 world where
00:46:27.240 the default
00:46:28.000 assumption is
00:46:29.340 that this is
00:46:29.960 a natural
00:46:30.460 story.
00:46:31.960 The default
00:46:33.080 assumption is
00:46:33.960 that it came
00:46:34.380 from China
00:46:34.940 and that
00:46:36.200 they're
00:46:36.600 manipulating
00:46:37.360 the United
00:46:37.820 States through
00:46:39.200 a variety of
00:46:39.920 means to
00:46:40.480 make this
00:46:40.920 the main
00:46:41.360 story.
00:46:43.060 Now, do
00:46:44.300 I know?
00:46:45.460 Do I know
00:46:46.360 that?
00:46:46.860 No.
00:46:47.040 No, I
00:46:47.800 don't know
00:46:48.160 it.
00:46:48.780 I can't
00:46:49.440 give you
00:46:49.740 evidence of
00:46:50.400 it, etc.
00:46:51.980 Do I think
00:46:52.800 that this
00:46:53.680 would be a
00:46:54.260 good play?
00:46:56.040 Yes.
00:46:57.580 If China 0.97
00:46:58.500 were to do
00:46:59.060 this and
00:46:59.620 if they
00:47:00.180 pulled it
00:47:00.640 off, it
00:47:02.260 would be a
00:47:02.840 really good
00:47:03.480 play because
00:47:04.640 it's exactly
00:47:05.380 the kind of
00:47:06.000 thing that
00:47:06.940 would prevent
00:47:07.460 the United
00:47:07.900 States from
00:47:08.520 going hard
00:47:09.140 at China
00:47:09.720 China, because 1.00
00:47:10.720 somebody's
00:47:11.380 going to
00:47:11.580 say, hey,
00:47:12.540 are you
00:47:12.940 going hard
00:47:13.420 at China
00:47:13.900 because you
00:47:15.100 need to,
00:47:16.120 or is it
00:47:16.800 really sort
00:47:17.440 of a racist
00:47:18.040 thing?
00:47:19.120 Because I'm
00:47:19.880 sure China
00:47:20.460 noticed that
00:47:21.640 we have
00:47:21.980 trouble dealing
00:47:22.680 with our
00:47:23.120 southern border
00:47:23.840 because,
00:47:25.460 because,
00:47:27.140 the internal
00:47:28.220 politics are
00:47:29.260 that we're
00:47:29.600 fighting over
00:47:30.240 whether that's
00:47:30.880 really about
00:47:31.460 racism.
00:47:32.880 That's why
00:47:33.580 we can't
00:47:34.060 deal with
00:47:34.440 our own
00:47:34.760 border.
00:47:35.080 What would
00:47:36.380 China like 0.99
00:47:36.960 to do in
00:47:37.740 terms of
00:47:38.120 how the
00:47:38.360 United States
00:47:38.920 deals with
00:47:39.580 China's 0.76
00:47:40.780 aggressive
00:47:41.900 growth?
00:47:43.580 China would 0.99
00:47:44.180 like the
00:47:44.500 United States
00:47:45.080 to be arguing
00:47:45.760 about whether
00:47:46.360 that's a
00:47:46.820 racist policy.
00:47:48.620 And they
00:47:49.400 succeeded.
00:47:50.620 In the sense
00:47:51.600 that it's
00:47:51.960 happening.
00:47:53.200 All we're
00:47:53.620 talking about
00:47:54.160 is the
00:47:55.040 country racist
00:47:55.820 against Asians 1.00
00:47:56.640 and Asian
00:47:57.140 Americans.
00:47:58.280 If that's
00:47:59.180 the top
00:47:59.620 thing you're
00:48:00.040 talking about,
00:48:01.480 what's the
00:48:02.460 default assumption
00:48:03.600 in a world
00:48:04.360 of AI
00:48:04.860 and social
00:48:05.620 media and
00:48:07.120 intelligence
00:48:07.700 agencies really
00:48:08.920 behind most
00:48:09.820 of the big
00:48:10.240 stuff?
00:48:11.600 The default
00:48:12.340 intelligence,
00:48:13.460 I'm sorry,
00:48:14.660 the default
00:48:15.440 assumption should
00:48:17.120 be that this
00:48:17.680 is coming from
00:48:18.300 China.
00:48:19.880 That doesn't
00:48:20.680 mean it is.
00:48:22.420 But the
00:48:23.160 default assumption
00:48:24.000 should be if
00:48:24.900 you don't
00:48:25.360 know, if you
00:48:26.880 can't tell one
00:48:27.820 way or the
00:48:28.260 other, the
00:48:30.080 default assumption
00:48:30.880 is that it's
00:48:31.440 China.
00:48:32.540 And if you
00:48:33.000 don't get
00:48:33.480 that,
00:48:33.880 you're a
00:48:35.840 few years
00:48:36.400 behind.
00:48:38.160 Because in
00:48:38.920 2021, that
00:48:40.680 is the
00:48:41.120 default assumption.
00:48:42.560 And if you
00:48:42.960 don't know
00:48:43.460 that, you
00:48:44.620 think the
00:48:45.080 news is
00:48:45.520 real.
00:48:46.640 It might
00:48:47.140 be.
00:48:47.840 I can't
00:48:48.380 rule that
00:48:48.800 out.
00:48:49.780 I'm just
00:48:50.260 saying that if
00:48:51.000 you don't
00:48:51.540 think China
00:48:52.200 is behind
00:48:52.780 this being
00:48:53.720 the headlines
00:48:54.300 in this
00:48:54.700 country,
00:48:55.520 you are
00:48:56.480 probably naive.
00:48:58.160 probably naive.
00:49:02.480 So here's
00:49:04.800 something to
00:49:05.500 look for.
00:49:06.760 See how
00:49:07.120 many times
00:49:07.780 our internal
00:49:08.800 news is
00:49:10.240 focused on
00:49:10.880 a story that
00:49:11.620 coincidentally
00:49:12.500 would have
00:49:13.600 some kind of
00:49:14.320 a benefit to
00:49:15.340 one of our
00:49:16.320 foreign
00:49:17.680 adversaries or
00:49:18.760 even allies.
00:49:20.440 How many of
00:49:21.300 our internal
00:49:21.920 stories look
00:49:22.880 like they
00:49:23.360 were seeded
00:49:24.100 by another
00:49:24.660 country?
00:49:25.120 because
00:49:25.860 coincidentally
00:49:26.600 that would
00:49:27.600 be really
00:49:28.000 good for
00:49:28.420 that other
00:49:28.820 country,
00:49:29.840 be it an
00:49:31.420 ally or
00:49:33.220 an adversary.
00:49:34.120 Because remember,
00:49:34.820 our intelligence
00:49:35.380 agencies are
00:49:37.040 putting influence
00:49:38.660 on both
00:49:39.260 adversaries and
00:49:40.540 enemies.
00:49:41.820 So there's
00:49:42.980 no reason to
00:49:43.560 think that our
00:49:45.240 adversaries are
00:49:46.100 not doing the
00:49:46.660 same thing to
00:49:47.220 us, just in
00:49:47.880 different ways
00:49:48.500 for different
00:49:48.940 interests.
00:49:49.360 So you
00:49:55.880 can fill in
00:49:56.500 the names of
00:49:57.940 those other
00:49:58.520 countries as
00:49:59.380 easily as I
00:50:00.020 can.
00:50:01.560 All right.
00:50:04.240 As a
00:50:04.840 black American,
00:50:05.720 will you be
00:50:06.280 making any
00:50:06.920 edits to how
00:50:07.720 to fill and
00:50:08.200 everything?
00:50:08.820 Well, I
00:50:09.340 don't think
00:50:09.820 that the
00:50:11.820 book needs
00:50:12.300 to be edited
00:50:12.940 for that
00:50:13.640 reason.
00:50:16.560 Should we
00:50:17.220 suspect
00:50:17.660 foreigners or
00:50:18.480 Democrats?
00:50:19.360 Well, here's
00:50:20.240 why, if
00:50:21.360 China is 0.85
00:50:21.880 behind these
00:50:22.780 headlines, the
00:50:24.820 Democrats would 0.89
00:50:25.600 be, let's
00:50:27.060 say, so
00:50:27.920 interested in
00:50:28.760 the same
00:50:29.140 story that
00:50:30.700 they would
00:50:31.280 easily allow
00:50:32.860 it, if not
00:50:34.420 being a
00:50:35.140 participant.
00:50:41.920 Thank you.
00:50:43.560 Yes.
00:50:44.660 Now that I
00:50:45.520 have an
00:50:45.840 interracial
00:50:46.360 marriage, I
00:50:47.840 feel that I
00:50:48.460 understand things
00:50:49.300 a little bit
00:50:49.780 better.
00:50:51.220 I didn't
00:50:51.800 have one
00:50:52.180 until recently
00:50:52.800 when I
00:50:53.480 started
00:50:54.960 identifying as
00:50:55.780 black.
00:50:58.760 And by the
00:50:59.420 way, the
00:51:00.040 great thing
00:51:00.680 about identifying
00:51:01.400 as black is
00:51:03.480 that I get to
00:51:04.100 be on the
00:51:04.440 winning team
00:51:04.980 for a while.
00:51:07.080 You know, and
00:51:08.000 it's funny
00:51:08.640 because I
00:51:10.620 actually feel
00:51:11.460 that.
00:51:11.780 the moment I
00:51:14.440 started looking
00:51:18.000 at the news
00:51:18.520 differently.
00:51:21.300 People are
00:51:21.900 so automatically
00:51:22.700 team-oriented
00:51:23.860 that if you
00:51:24.640 just say you're
00:51:25.220 on a team,
00:51:26.200 suddenly you
00:51:26.780 start rooting
00:51:27.240 for that team.
00:51:28.040 It's just
00:51:28.360 automatic.
00:51:29.220 You can't
00:51:29.760 turn it off.
00:51:30.900 And suddenly I'm
00:51:31.520 looking at the
00:51:31.980 news differently,
00:51:32.740 and I swear to
00:51:33.220 God it's true.
00:51:34.080 I'm looking at the
00:51:34.760 news differently,
00:51:35.560 and I'm thinking,
00:51:36.520 all right,
00:51:37.360 looks like my
00:51:37.920 team's doing
00:51:38.380 pretty well
00:51:38.840 today.
00:51:39.980 They're doing
00:51:42.000 really well
00:51:42.500 today.
00:51:45.740 Somebody says
00:51:46.500 I'm not black.
00:51:47.380 I think you're
00:51:48.060 a racist.
00:51:49.540 So there's some
00:51:50.360 racists on here
00:51:51.120 saying that I'm
00:51:51.820 not black.
00:51:52.840 Now I understand
00:51:53.820 that visually it
00:51:54.980 seems like that,
00:51:55.860 but I think we're
00:51:56.460 well past the
00:51:59.140 visual part being
00:52:00.400 your identity,
00:52:01.220 aren't we?
00:52:02.580 Aren't we all
00:52:03.120 past that?
00:52:03.960 It doesn't matter
00:52:04.660 what I look like.
00:52:06.240 That's no longer
00:52:07.860 a criteria and
00:52:08.720 should not be.
00:52:09.900 I'm fully on
00:52:10.860 board with that
00:52:11.420 no longer being
00:52:12.220 a criteria.
00:52:13.300 Because you
00:52:13.560 wouldn't want to
00:52:14.060 say, who's
00:52:15.520 one of my
00:52:17.580 brothers, the
00:52:18.320 black activist
00:52:19.400 Sean, what's
00:52:21.320 his name?
00:52:23.220 Sean, somebody
00:52:24.520 fill in the last
00:52:25.180 name.
00:52:26.100 But he's a
00:52:26.880 famous black
00:52:28.040 activist that
00:52:28.920 people say is
00:52:29.700 not physically
00:52:30.620 black enough.
00:52:31.720 And I say
00:52:32.080 that is offensive.
00:52:34.080 Sean King,
00:52:34.740 thank you.
00:52:35.120 So I defend
00:52:38.120 Sean King
00:52:38.920 because racist
00:52:40.060 saying that
00:52:40.800 he's not
00:52:41.620 black enough
00:52:42.360 so he can't
00:52:43.300 self-identify
00:52:44.120 as black.
00:52:44.960 That's purely
00:52:45.700 racist.
00:52:47.100 And I
00:52:48.820 will defend
00:52:49.900 my brother
00:52:51.380 Sean King
00:52:52.200 as much as
00:52:53.220 I would defend
00:52:53.760 myself because
00:52:55.100 we're in the
00:52:55.560 same situation.
00:52:57.000 Not the same.
00:52:57.880 Nothing's the
00:52:58.440 same, but
00:52:58.940 everybody's
00:53:00.000 different.
00:53:00.300 But I
00:53:01.880 feel it.
00:53:04.240 I feel it.
00:53:05.580 All right.
00:53:06.240 That's all I've
00:53:06.980 got for now and
00:53:07.980 I will talk to
00:53:08.900 you all
00:53:09.460 tomorrow.
00:53:11.800 Tomorrow.
00:53:12.620 Yeah.
00:53:13.040 We'll see you
00:53:13.460 tomorrow.
00:53:14.520 Bye for now.
00:53:19.540 All right.
00:53:21.640 YouTubers, I
00:53:22.420 got you for
00:53:22.840 another minute
00:53:23.420 here.
00:53:23.720 somebody who's
00:53:28.480 famous on
00:53:29.000 TikTok.
00:53:30.320 Well, good
00:53:30.940 for you.
00:53:35.540 Why are you
00:53:36.180 laughing?
00:53:42.080 Zajian, is
00:53:42.740 that a word?
00:53:43.220 What's that
00:53:43.500 mean?
00:53:43.640 All right.
00:53:52.280 That's enough
00:53:52.720 for now and
00:53:53.460 I will talk
00:53:54.360 to you tomorrow.
00:53:54.840 Bye.