Episode 1370 Scott Adams: Elon on SNL, CNN as a Narcissist, Climate Data Versus Headlines, and More
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Summary
Scott Adams talks about the Chinese rocket disaster, Elon Musk's Saturday Night Live monologue, and why Starbucks is considering removing their page from the social network. Plus, a new kind of coffee and more!
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Oh, let me take my pieces of paper, which I don't have, and do this.
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Oh, yes, I only have two printers in this house, so that's not enough to actually print things.
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You need, I don't know, five to seven printers before you can be sure that one of them will actually have paper and ink and work and all that.
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So, I'll be working off a digital device today.
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Well, bad news about the Chinese rocket that was going to hurl into the Earth out of orbit.
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I was really, really hoping that rocket would fall on my head and kill me, because there is no better way to die.
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But apparently I will have to die in one of the million other ways you can die that are not anywhere as fast or as painless or as cool as being killed by the debris of a Chinese rocket falling to Earth.
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And I guess that was my one chance, and I missed that.
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Did you know that Starbucks is considering removing a Starbucks page from Facebook?
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Why would Starbucks want to remove its page from Facebook if you don't know this story?
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Like, what possible thing could Facebook have done or Starbucks have done if you don't know the story?
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What would cause them to want to leave Facebook, maybe?
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Well, it turns out that Facebook isn't woke enough.
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Apparently people say mean things about Starbucks in the comments.
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And Starbucks is just trying to be a good citizen.
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And people say bad things about them on Facebook.
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And so Facebook isn't woke enough for Starbucks and they might leave.
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Now, have I told you that the left is eating itself?
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Now that they've gotten rid of all the easy targets on the right,
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if you're on the left and you're trying to pick off targets on the right,
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when you get down to people like me, like I'm not even on the right,
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I'm a little bit more uncancellable than most people.
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because I don't think you can turn the wokeness off.
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So once you've opened up the wokeness Pandora's box,
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Well, how many of you watch Elon Musk hosting Saturday Night Live?
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Miley Cyrus is one of the most underrated musical artists around, in my opinion.
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she was sort of shaded by the fact that Elon was the host.
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Anyway, I thought Elon, Elon's, his monologue was the best I've seen.
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Now, how funny is it that the, I mean, how long have I watched Saturday Night Live?
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How many years has Saturday Night Live been on?
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In my opinion, Elon was the most interesting and funny host that they've ever had,
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I can't remember anybody who was funnier or more capable in that job.
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And the funny thing was, he didn't even look nervous.
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45 years, somebody says, for Saturday Night Live.
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He looked like he was handling it pretty easily.
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And I think he made Saturday Night Live relevant again.
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So by getting outside their box and getting somebody who was, you know,
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way more interesting but not in the entertainment field,
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Now, remember I told you it was probably fake news
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that the staff of Saturday Night Live was going to rebel.
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Probably nobody had any problem with him whatsoever.
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And I'll bet they all enjoyed it, the experience.
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If you didn't know that from moment one, that that was fake news,
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And the other big news is he dropped, I don't know,
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is this his surprise, that Elon Musk said on TV,
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and I don't know that he's ever said it before in public,
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Now, in the comments, how many of you didn't already know that?
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Is there anybody who didn't know that Elon Musk,
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didn't you know he was a little bit Asperger's?
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Somebody said, I knew, I assumed, I knew it, called it, knew, I knew.
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If you've been around enough Asperger's people,
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My claim is that I have interacted with more Asperger's people
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So, you know, some gigantic portion of my total audience is Asperger's.
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So I probably know that population better than,
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better than anybody who's not a professional, I guess.
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I have just amazing amount of interaction with that group.
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And I'm very fond of the, fond of that group in particular.
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that's just a little thing that Elon Musk did, right?
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If you looked at the whole Saturday Night Live thing,
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you'd say, well, you know, he did a lot of stuff we can talk about.
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just that one thing where he said he was Asperger's,
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how many people with Asperger's around the world just said,
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yes, one of our people is the richest guy in the world
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and, you know, arguably one of the most successful of all time.
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consider yourself, or have been diagnosed as Asperger's.
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I'm not sure if it's the same in the live stream
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All right, here is a hypothesis that I want to run by you.
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And partly inspired by the fact that Asperger's
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Now, I would like to start with a correction slash,
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I don't often say I was totally wrong about something.
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Look, I've said for a while that narcissism isn't real.
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Meaning that when people are accusing people of being narcissists,
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and really it's just people who have an inflated sense of their abilities,
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Having an inflated sense of your ability, to some extent,
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if it's not too much, is actually an advantage.
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And in fact, you see lots of CEOs and famous people
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In fact, I don't know if I've ever been more wrong about anything.
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I can't think of anything I've been more wrong about.
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Everything I said about this topic of narcissism,
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better than other people, or you're a little arrogant,
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So I spent some time yesterday doing a deep dive on the topic,
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and I found out one of the reasons that Asperger's is confused
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with narcissism sometimes is that they have a few things in common.
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But they lie for different reasons in different ways.
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An Asperger's person would lie to avoid a social situation
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hey, did you eat my food that was in the refrigerator?
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because they don't know how to explain the fact
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that they did something socially inappropriate,
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So the Asperger's just might not know how to handle it,
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Whereas the narcissist will lie for manipulation and gain.
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And if it's just trying to avoid a conversation,
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may not have an appreciation for other people's thoughts.
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So an Asperger's person could hurt you unintentionally
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because they just didn't know that what they were doing
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but sometimes they might lie just to avoid a thing.
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Whereas the narcissist, they do want to hurt you.
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but also another list where there are nine symptoms.
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Well, part of it is that narcissism is not one thing.
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There are families of different types of narcissisms.
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Now, my hypothesis is that each news organization
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I would propose to you that CNN is a narcissist.
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I'm going to read you some of the traits of a narcissist,
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Number one, only pretends to care about others.
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and they're just sort of pretending to care about the audience?
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Well, it looks like it's pretending, doesn't it?
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Because they don't seem to be interested in telling you the truth.
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It looks like they're pretending that they care.
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Now, would you say that CNN enjoys hurting anybody?
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Do they enjoy hurting climate deniers, as they would call them?
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Do they enjoy hurting who they think would be bigots and racists?
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Now, they would say that they're criticizing bad people.
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but making you doubt your understanding of reality.
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And apparently that's a big indicator of being a narcissist.
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How about exaggerated need for attention and validation,
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and they do a lot of saying that Fox News is really the bad one?
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Because projection is part of being a narcissist.
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And do they have an exaggerated need for attention?
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How about perfectionism for themselves and others?
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Well, I do think they have perfectionism for others,
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is criticizing other people for their imperfections?
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They're mostly criticizing people for their imperfections.
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How about lack of responsibility and blaming others?
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and they assign it to somebody else as the blame.
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Now, you could argue they don't deserve any empathy.
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Now, you could argue that it's not universal lack of empathy.
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do they ever reason emotionally instead of logically?
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basically Trump became sort of the voice of conservatives,
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Turns out their rejection is CNN's biggest problem
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we don't know if anybody has a deep shame about themselves