Real Coffee with Scott Adams - May 11, 2021


Episode 1372 Scott Adams： Pipeline Hackers, Tiger Loose in Houston, China Persuasion Game, More Fun


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Comedian Michael Che is being accused of cultural misappropriation, and Great Britain wants to pass a law that could ban wokeness from universities. Also, Mark Wilkinson's birthday is coming up, and Scott Adams talks about the dopamine hit of the day: the simultaneous sip.

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00:00:00.000 Well, let me just say this.
00:00:01.760 If you're wondering, Scott, do you only own maybe two T-shirts?
00:00:07.740 And do you wear them every day?
00:00:09.600 No, I bought a pile of T-shirts, many of them the same colors.
00:00:14.120 So if you see me looking exactly the same, well, that's because I'm lazy.
00:00:19.180 And I just buy piles of the same thing and then just wear them.
00:00:23.380 But that's not why you're here.
00:00:25.400 No, that's not why you're here.
00:00:26.680 However, you're here because you would like to enjoy the simultaneous sip with people all over the world.
00:00:34.560 And all you need is a cup or mug or a glass of Tinker Chels, a steiner, a canteen, a jug, a flask, a vessel of any kind.
00:00:39.700 Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee.
00:00:42.440 And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure.
00:00:45.900 Unparalleled, I say.
00:00:47.320 The dopamine hit of the day.
00:00:49.300 Of the day, I say.
00:00:50.980 It's called the simultaneous sip.
00:00:52.940 And I know that people all over the world are scurrying.
00:00:55.780 Scurrying like happy little chipmunks to grab their vessels to join me now in the simultaneous sip.
00:01:03.500 Go.
00:01:08.220 Oh, you did that really well.
00:01:10.440 I think you nailed it.
00:01:12.100 Good job, everybody.
00:01:13.260 Good job.
00:01:13.900 Happy birthday, Mark Wilkinson.
00:01:19.280 And the rest of you, happy birthday to you.
00:01:22.740 I don't know if it's your birthday, but I'm sure you have one this year.
00:01:27.780 Let's talk about all the stuff.
00:01:29.600 In my favorite category of the left eats itself,
00:01:32.620 Michael Che, who is getting some trouble for cultural misappropriation or cultural appropriation.
00:01:43.620 So, I guess Michael Che, who happens to be black, which is important to this story,
00:01:50.720 is being accused of writing a skit in which somebody uses, there's a word for it,
00:01:57.520 black cultural lingo or whatever it is.
00:02:01.440 Now, of course, it was Elon Musk who was speaking the words,
00:02:06.380 but it was actually written by a black guy who's getting in trouble for writing things
00:02:11.840 like a black guy would write something. 0.93
00:02:15.620 So, when I say like a black guy, I mean he was writing it from knowledge.
00:02:22.820 So, this reminds me of one of my favorite scenes on YouTube with Norm Macdonald.
00:02:31.180 I've told you before, I got obsessed watching Norm Macdonald clips on YouTube.
00:02:37.440 You can just line them up and watch one after another.
00:02:40.540 And there's something much funnier if you watch all of his clips,
00:02:44.240 because the thing that Norm Macdonald does, you know, he tells individual jokes,
00:02:50.060 but there's always a larger joke that's just above the jokes.
00:02:54.320 And if you don't see a lot of them, you don't get the larger context that the individual,
00:02:59.720 a lot of them are just dad jokes and stuff.
00:03:02.040 But if you don't see that the real joke is the layer above the joke,
00:03:06.520 you're missing the whole show.
00:03:08.640 And one of the clips that makes me laugh every time I see it
00:03:12.940 is he was doing a weekend update when he was doing that for Saturday Night Live,
00:03:17.800 however many years ago that was.
00:03:19.680 And he does one of his jokes, and it's like super sexist.
00:03:26.800 And the audience is like, whoa, I can't believe you said that.
00:03:29.920 It doesn't matter what the joke is.
00:03:31.120 And then Norm says, well, that joke was written by a woman.
00:03:37.420 He goes, now you don't know what the hell to do, do you?
00:03:40.660 It's one of the greatest lines ever.
00:03:42.980 Now you don't know what the hell to do, do you?
00:03:45.120 Because as soon as you realize that it wasn't him who wrote the joke,
00:03:48.360 it was a woman who wrote the joke,
00:03:49.960 your head goes, ah, okay, now I don't know what to think.
00:03:53.920 It was a great moment in comedy.
00:03:55.380 Great Britain is looking to pass some kind of law to cancel cancel culture.
00:04:06.080 So it's actually a war on wokeness over there in Great Britain.
00:04:09.660 So the idea is that people denied a platform by universities
00:04:15.080 will be able to sue them, I guess, in court.
00:04:20.300 So if a university says you're the wrong kind of person
00:04:23.420 because of your politics or whatever,
00:04:25.080 and you're denied from a university,
00:04:27.300 should this become law,
00:04:29.440 I guess you could do something about it.
00:04:31.480 Now, I always tell you that the slippery slope
00:04:35.460 doesn't slip forever.
00:04:38.320 There's usually a counterforce that pops up,
00:04:40.900 and this would be an example.
00:04:43.300 So the example of Michael Che being almost cancelled
00:04:48.280 for just being himself, basically.
00:04:51.520 And then, you know, that shows you
00:04:55.080 how ridiculous the wokeness thing has gotten.
00:04:58.140 Then you see the Great Britain
00:05:00.420 literally passing a law against it like it's a crime.
00:05:04.440 Like wokeness has achieved the level of criminal behavior.
00:05:10.260 Just think about that.
00:05:12.580 Wokeness, the discrimination against people
00:05:15.560 for what they say or think,
00:05:17.400 will have reached criminal proportions
00:05:21.580 if Great Britain passes this law.
00:05:25.260 Think about that.
00:05:27.440 Criminal proportions.
00:05:30.900 Somebody says it is criminal.
00:05:32.400 I suppose in some ways it is.
00:05:34.800 Here's a vaccination update.
00:05:36.300 46% of the U.S. population
00:05:39.280 has received at least one dose.
00:05:41.200 Now, that's way better than it sounds
00:05:45.060 because the 46% who got the one dose
00:05:48.280 does not include children, right?
00:05:51.440 So this is a completely misleading statistic.
00:05:55.720 What this should say
00:05:56.760 is that what percentage of people over, let's say, 70
00:06:00.920 got the vaccination
00:06:02.840 because it's way up there, right?
00:06:04.480 The number of people over 70
00:06:05.940 because that's basically the whole story, right?
00:06:10.600 If you get all the over 70s vaccinated, 0.99
00:06:13.340 your rate of death goes down 95%.
00:06:17.520 Can somebody help me on that number?
00:06:20.160 It'd be in that range, right?
00:06:21.720 90% at least.
00:06:24.580 So I think seeing 46% of the total population
00:06:28.720 is a completely misleading number.
00:06:32.020 And 32% have been fully vaccinated.
00:06:34.580 But again, that's going to be the older people. 0.99
00:06:37.920 I asked this question on Twitter
00:06:40.240 in a highly unscientific poll.
00:06:42.060 I said, how do you feel after the first vaccination?
00:06:46.600 Now, in some cases, you only need one.
00:06:48.900 But I wondered how people felt,
00:06:51.500 just psychologically, not physically.
00:06:54.120 But psychologically, do you feel better
00:06:56.080 after getting the first shot?
00:06:58.760 Or do you feel scared?
00:07:00.720 Well, I did get my first shot last week.
00:07:06.480 And the reason I asked is because I feel better.
00:07:10.820 Meaning that my mental feeling
00:07:15.540 when I'm just around people has improved.
00:07:19.460 And I would say substantially, actually.
00:07:21.740 So if you're trying to decide
00:07:26.000 whether getting the vaccination
00:07:27.700 will make you feel better or feel worse,
00:07:31.500 like more scared or less scared,
00:07:33.840 the people who took it said
00:07:36.560 that about a quarter of them,
00:07:38.000 I'm going to round off here quite a bit,
00:07:39.600 but about a quarter of them said
00:07:41.220 they're more afraid
00:07:42.620 after getting the vaccination.
00:07:46.240 I don't know.
00:07:46.920 Do you think you'd be one of those people?
00:07:48.640 More afraid after you got a vaccination.
00:07:51.580 About a quarter of the people are more relieved.
00:07:54.100 I'm closer to 30%.
00:07:56.020 I'm in that category.
00:07:57.720 I'm relieved.
00:08:00.020 And about half the people say no different,
00:08:02.260 which you'd expect.
00:08:04.000 So if you're wondering,
00:08:05.400 should I get the vaccination?
00:08:07.440 I would look at this.
00:08:09.080 Quarter of the people feel better.
00:08:11.200 I think you know which category you'd be in.
00:08:13.380 Now, this brings us to
00:08:16.280 an important risk management question.
00:08:20.320 Now, let's see if you can get this one right.
00:08:23.940 How do you incorporate the risk
00:08:27.680 of something completely unknown,
00:08:30.520 such as long-term vaccination side effects?
00:08:35.040 If you don't want to get the vaccination,
00:08:37.820 it's because you're afraid of the long-term effects.
00:08:41.220 I don't think that anybody looks at the short-term risk
00:08:46.020 and thinks that that's greater
00:08:48.020 than the risk of the virus itself.
00:08:50.420 Because you all know that, right?
00:08:52.320 If you're not dying in the first 10 minutes
00:08:54.480 or first two weeks,
00:08:55.960 if it doesn't get you in the first two weeks,
00:08:59.800 and even that's a safer risk
00:09:01.700 than not getting the vaccination,
00:09:03.180 according to what we know.
00:09:04.500 If it doesn't get you right away,
00:09:06.560 what are the odds it's going to get you
00:09:07.860 in the long-term?
00:09:08.580 And how do you calculate the risk-reward?
00:09:12.200 Well, I just interacted with somebody on Twitter
00:09:15.180 who felt that the unknown
00:09:17.680 was big enough to not get the vaccination.
00:09:22.180 How do you know how big the unknown is?
00:09:26.800 And I'm going to be looking at your answers
00:09:28.420 as they go by.
00:09:29.640 Because this is a tough one.
00:09:31.580 If you talk to the best risk management person
00:09:34.520 in the world,
00:09:35.860 or several of them,
00:09:37.240 would they even approach this the same way?
00:09:40.180 And I actually don't know the answer to that.
00:09:42.200 But I'll tell you how I approach it.
00:09:44.440 Okay?
00:09:45.260 Now, again,
00:09:46.580 I think people can approach this differently.
00:09:48.760 I'll just give you my risk management approach.
00:09:52.260 And remember,
00:09:53.700 none of this
00:09:54.620 is to suggest that you should do
00:09:56.720 or not do anything.
00:09:58.400 Right?
00:09:58.760 So this is not about you.
00:09:59.960 This is about you learning
00:10:02.100 some risk management technique.
00:10:05.640 What you do with it is all you.
00:10:07.480 Okay?
00:10:08.000 There's no persuasion
00:10:09.260 about vaccinations happening here.
00:10:11.480 If it feels like it,
00:10:12.980 turn that off.
00:10:14.380 You get to make your own decision.
00:10:16.400 No exceptions.
00:10:18.240 All right?
00:10:19.920 Here's how I do it.
00:10:20.980 There is a category of unknowns
00:10:23.860 that are completely unknown.
00:10:27.600 And then there's a category of unknowns
00:10:29.260 that fit into,
00:10:30.700 let's say,
00:10:31.640 a category,
00:10:34.540 another category,
00:10:35.760 which you can say something about the category,
00:10:38.360 but you can't know anything about
00:10:40.000 the things in it specifically.
00:10:41.880 Let me be more clear than that
00:10:43.840 because that wasn't very good.
00:10:44.860 We do know from experts
00:10:48.920 about the general risk of vaccinations,
00:10:52.440 generally speaking,
00:10:54.100 in the long run
00:10:55.040 because there have been
00:10:56.580 lots of different vaccinations
00:10:57.760 and lots of experts.
00:10:59.700 What the experts say
00:11:00.940 is that the long-term risk
00:11:03.640 is trivial.
00:11:06.960 Now, could they be wrong?
00:11:08.440 And if they were wrong,
00:11:10.280 could you die? 0.74
00:11:12.240 Yeah.
00:11:13.260 Yeah.
00:11:13.600 They could be wrong
00:11:14.920 and you could die
00:11:16.580 or get a terrible health problem.
00:11:19.320 But what are the odds of that?
00:11:21.140 Let me tell you
00:11:21.940 what else could happen.
00:11:24.420 In Houston,
00:11:25.580 there's a tiger
00:11:26.420 that's running free.
00:11:28.500 Literally,
00:11:29.180 a guy who had his own pet tiger
00:11:30.920 got arrested
00:11:31.560 and the tiger is out
00:11:33.380 wandering the streets.
00:11:35.460 Now,
00:11:35.920 that tiger
00:11:36.620 could come upon somebody
00:11:39.360 who's on their way
00:11:40.160 to get a vaccination
00:11:41.020 and the tiger
00:11:42.940 could kill somebody
00:11:44.040 who was going
00:11:45.400 to get a vaccination
00:11:46.560 because they left
00:11:47.600 the house to do it,
00:11:49.040 whereas if they had
00:11:49.900 never left the house,
00:11:51.800 the tiger could never
00:11:52.780 even find them
00:11:53.660 and kill them. 0.94
00:11:55.360 So,
00:11:56.040 if you were in Houston
00:11:57.600 and you were trying
00:11:58.300 to decide
00:11:58.840 whether to get
00:11:59.460 a vaccination today,
00:12:01.440 should you include
00:12:02.560 in your risk management
00:12:04.180 the odds of the tiger
00:12:06.080 getting you
00:12:07.160 because you left the house?
00:12:08.280 in the comments,
00:12:09.080 tell me,
00:12:09.740 should you consider it?
00:12:11.760 Because if the tiger
00:12:12.820 kills you, 0.94
00:12:14.000 you're dead. 0.69
00:12:15.660 I mean,
00:12:15.960 you're just dead.
00:12:17.460 That's the ultimate risk.
00:12:20.040 So,
00:12:20.580 should you include
00:12:21.600 the tiger risk
00:12:22.500 when you decide
00:12:23.720 to get your vaccinations?
00:12:25.240 Why not?
00:12:26.080 I'm seeing people say,
00:12:27.060 no.
00:12:27.980 It's a real risk.
00:12:30.020 If you're in Houston,
00:12:31.220 you don't know
00:12:31.940 where the tiger is.
00:12:33.060 It's unknown.
00:12:34.380 It's an unknown risk
00:12:35.820 that could kill you.
00:12:38.220 And it's real.
00:12:39.720 It's not imaginary.
00:12:41.540 It's a real tiger.
00:12:43.020 I didn't make that up,
00:12:43.840 by the way.
00:12:44.220 It's a real tiger.
00:12:45.540 Today,
00:12:45.920 there's an actual tiger
00:12:46.980 loose in Houston.
00:12:48.980 It's real.
00:12:51.800 So,
00:12:52.420 I'm looking at
00:12:53.000 your answers.
00:12:53.760 It's a tough one,
00:12:55.600 isn't it?
00:12:56.760 Because the risk
00:12:57.840 of getting killed
00:12:58.740 by that tiger,
00:13:00.220 if you go outdoors
00:13:01.260 in Houston today,
00:13:03.100 is probably higher
00:13:04.760 than the risk
00:13:05.360 of having a side effect
00:13:06.480 from the vaccination.
00:13:08.800 But we don't know.
00:13:10.920 Don't know.
00:13:12.360 Right?
00:13:13.100 So,
00:13:13.680 here's my general advice
00:13:15.300 on risk management.
00:13:18.040 If a risk
00:13:19.140 is so unknown,
00:13:22.220 but also experts say
00:13:23.780 it's not the kind
00:13:24.620 that you necessarily
00:13:25.360 need to worry about,
00:13:27.160 don't include it
00:13:28.320 in your calculation.
00:13:29.940 So,
00:13:30.220 I would say
00:13:30.580 don't include the tiger.
00:13:32.700 Don't include
00:13:33.520 the risk of driving.
00:13:35.360 Because you can die
00:13:36.100 in your car,
00:13:36.700 right?
00:13:37.260 So,
00:13:37.600 that's a risk
00:13:38.140 if you've got
00:13:38.560 to get the vaccination.
00:13:40.020 Don't include the risk
00:13:41.080 of,
00:13:41.440 let's say,
00:13:42.040 if you went to
00:13:42.900 a medical facility,
00:13:44.660 often you can get
00:13:45.920 an infection
00:13:46.440 just by being
00:13:47.140 in a hospital.
00:13:48.460 I wouldn't count it
00:13:49.240 because it's so small.
00:13:50.840 What are the odds
00:13:51.440 that you would be hit
00:13:52.100 by the rocket debris
00:13:53.940 from a Chinese rocket
00:13:56.520 that's coming back
00:13:57.420 into Earth's atmosphere?
00:13:59.400 I wouldn't count it.
00:14:02.320 It's a real risk.
00:14:03.660 There is actual debris.
00:14:05.740 There are actual meteors
00:14:07.080 that fall to Earth
00:14:08.160 and could kill you. 0.70
00:14:10.160 But I wouldn't count it
00:14:11.520 because all of that,
00:14:13.340 all the stuff
00:14:14.000 that's so remote,
00:14:15.880 I just round it to zero.
00:14:18.340 So,
00:14:18.840 here's my advice.
00:14:20.080 If the experts tell you
00:14:21.680 that a type of risk
00:14:22.900 is in the category
00:14:24.360 of things
00:14:25.020 that the experts say
00:14:26.180 is so small
00:14:27.300 you could ignore it
00:14:28.320 for this particular decision,
00:14:30.560 probably ignore it,
00:14:32.340 just like you would
00:14:33.320 ignore the tiger,
00:14:34.400 just like you ignore
00:14:35.260 the car ride risks,
00:14:37.340 just like you ignore
00:14:38.620 space debris
00:14:39.900 falling on your head.
00:14:41.700 Anything could happen,
00:14:43.480 but they're so small
00:14:45.160 that you should ignore them.
00:14:47.440 Somebody says
00:14:48.260 you're underestimating
00:14:49.300 the probability.
00:14:50.840 Keep in mind
00:14:51.620 that the probability
00:14:52.920 cannot be estimated.
00:14:54.440 What are your personal odds
00:14:57.840 of being killed
00:14:58.360 by the tiger in Houston?
00:15:00.620 Not the same
00:15:01.500 as anybody else's.
00:15:03.140 Even if you could estimate
00:15:04.360 the odds of everybody,
00:15:06.540 you know,
00:15:06.760 all people being killed
00:15:07.860 by the tiger,
00:15:09.080 you can't estimate
00:15:10.180 your odds
00:15:10.900 because that tiger
00:15:12.340 could be sitting
00:15:13.020 on your doorstep.
00:15:14.700 You might be the only one
00:15:16.080 who's close to the tiger
00:15:17.260 while it's hungry,
00:15:19.020 right?
00:15:19.780 So,
00:15:20.560 any general risk
00:15:22.240 doesn't apply to you.
00:15:23.280 your risk is you.
00:15:25.200 So,
00:15:25.720 it's a complete unknown,
00:15:27.500 but I would say
00:15:28.580 if the experts
00:15:29.520 were warning you
00:15:30.380 that it was a problem,
00:15:31.700 then I would take it seriously.
00:15:33.320 If the experts say
00:15:34.460 it's in the class
00:15:35.400 of things you don't
00:15:36.160 need to worry about
00:15:37.040 after the first two weeks,
00:15:39.320 because that's when
00:15:39.920 side effects tend
00:15:41.000 to represent themselves,
00:15:43.340 I would say
00:15:45.700 all of those risks
00:15:46.500 I would discount to zero.
00:15:47.540 but if you can find
00:15:49.380 a risk management expert
00:15:50.800 who disagrees with me,
00:15:53.340 or you can find
00:15:54.000 a better way
00:15:54.460 to calculate the risks,
00:15:56.380 then I would say
00:15:57.360 do it.
00:15:58.860 But that's where I am
00:15:59.780 on those things
00:16:00.920 that can't be calculated.
00:16:02.300 Did I see a headline
00:16:03.460 that said that
00:16:04.060 the California budget
00:16:05.200 had a surplus
00:16:07.060 of 75 billion?
00:16:08.520 I feel like
00:16:10.460 I hallucinated that
00:16:11.580 because I saw
00:16:12.880 that headline
00:16:13.380 and then I didn't see
00:16:14.280 any news reports on it.
00:16:15.580 Is that real?
00:16:16.800 California budget
00:16:17.780 had a 75 billion dollars
00:16:19.580 extra?
00:16:22.120 Did that really happen?
00:16:25.560 Now,
00:16:26.180 is that just
00:16:27.100 because they got
00:16:27.620 federal money?
00:16:29.720 Because the other thing
00:16:30.840 that's true
00:16:31.340 is apparently
00:16:32.040 we're going to run
00:16:33.320 out of electricity
00:16:34.120 like we always do,
00:16:35.220 and also
00:16:36.800 the forests
00:16:38.260 are going to catch
00:16:38.820 on fire again
00:16:39.580 because we haven't
00:16:41.000 cleaned out
00:16:41.480 the underbrush
00:16:42.280 and apparently
00:16:43.140 it's the driest
00:16:43.960 and worst
00:16:44.400 it's ever been.
00:16:46.160 So any moment now
00:16:47.340 the whole state's
00:16:48.020 going to go up
00:16:48.520 in smoke
00:16:49.040 just like last year.
00:16:50.440 Last year
00:16:50.840 you couldn't even
00:16:51.340 go outdoors
00:16:51.860 for months.
00:16:53.220 Couldn't go outdoors?
00:16:55.020 You couldn't go outdoors
00:16:56.600 for months
00:16:58.600 in California
00:17:00.100 last year
00:17:00.740 and this year
00:17:01.260 is supposed to be worse.
00:17:02.700 And he's thinking
00:17:03.360 about using this
00:17:04.320 for,
00:17:04.820 I don't know,
00:17:05.220 extra stimulus checks
00:17:06.960 or something
00:17:07.420 and I'm thinking
00:17:08.380 to myself
00:17:08.920 I feel like
00:17:10.400 we should throw
00:17:11.120 a few billion
00:17:11.980 at hiring
00:17:13.480 all the unemployed
00:17:14.380 people to go
00:17:15.320 clear the underbrush
00:17:16.420 because are you
00:17:17.700 telling me
00:17:18.280 are you telling me
00:17:20.840 that we don't
00:17:21.680 need to do it
00:17:22.420 or that we can't
00:17:23.260 find bodies?
00:17:24.540 We have the money.
00:17:26.320 You have hordes
00:17:27.260 of unemployed
00:17:27.820 people allegedly
00:17:28.960 and you have
00:17:30.640 all this money
00:17:31.260 and you have
00:17:32.120 exactly the task
00:17:33.300 that is most
00:17:34.080 important for them
00:17:34.840 to do
00:17:35.300 clearing the
00:17:36.620 underbrush.
00:17:38.260 I feel like
00:17:38.940 this is
00:17:39.540 quite an
00:17:40.740 opportunity here
00:17:41.540 but I guess
00:17:42.340 he's just going
00:17:42.820 to issue
00:17:43.100 checks
00:17:43.520 because that
00:17:43.920 would be
00:17:44.220 politically
00:17:44.740 expedient.
00:17:50.480 Let's see,
00:17:51.180 the AP is
00:17:51.800 reporting that
00:17:52.420 China has 0.91
00:17:53.020 opened up
00:17:53.400 a new front
00:17:54.120 for persuasion.
00:17:56.040 I guess they
00:17:56.420 got lots of
00:17:57.100 Twitter fake
00:17:57.860 accounts.
00:17:59.140 Twitter is
00:17:59.600 fighting hard
00:18:00.220 to identify
00:18:01.060 and get rid
00:18:02.020 of them
00:18:02.300 but they
00:18:03.200 just sign
00:18:03.940 up more.
00:18:05.020 So there
00:18:05.300 are tens
00:18:05.580 of thousands
00:18:06.060 of these
00:18:06.540 fake accounts
00:18:07.420 and hundreds
00:18:08.540 of thousands
00:18:09.080 of tweets
00:18:09.660 and retweets
00:18:10.360 and stuff
00:18:10.800 and I guess
00:18:15.440 it was
00:18:15.820 inevitable.
00:18:16.980 I mean,
00:18:17.240 why would
00:18:17.760 China not 0.95
00:18:18.480 do this?
00:18:19.740 There's no
00:18:20.400 reason in the
00:18:20.940 world for them
00:18:21.500 to not do
00:18:22.160 this.
00:18:22.660 They should
00:18:22.980 do this.
00:18:23.640 It's just
00:18:24.040 an obvious
00:18:24.460 thing to do.
00:18:25.000 So we
00:18:27.000 should expect
00:18:27.480 more of
00:18:27.860 that.
00:18:29.060 So in
00:18:29.420 my favorite
00:18:30.320 category of
00:18:32.600 news,
00:18:33.520 there's a
00:18:33.880 whole bunch
00:18:34.180 of stuff
00:18:34.560 happening in
00:18:35.200 the how
00:18:36.200 to build
00:18:36.620 a cheap
00:18:37.160 house
00:18:37.760 category.
00:18:39.080 Now when
00:18:39.480 I say
00:18:39.780 cheap,
00:18:40.220 I don't
00:18:40.520 mean crappy.
00:18:42.300 I mean
00:18:42.660 cheap as
00:18:43.180 in it did
00:18:43.580 not cost
00:18:44.080 you many
00:18:44.480 dollars,
00:18:45.200 but you
00:18:45.600 got an
00:18:45.900 awesome
00:18:46.120 house.
00:18:47.620 If you've
00:18:48.280 ever looked
00:18:48.660 at how
00:18:48.980 homes are
00:18:49.720 built,
00:18:50.900 you would
00:18:51.280 know that
00:18:51.700 the inefficiency
00:18:52.480 in the system
00:18:53.500 from beginning
00:18:54.120 to end
00:18:54.560 is
00:18:55.220 extraordinary.
00:18:57.140 Like the
00:18:57.720 entire
00:18:58.220 approval,
00:19:00.440 housing codes
00:19:02.100 all the way
00:19:02.620 through the
00:19:03.220 final
00:19:03.840 construction,
00:19:06.140 everything about
00:19:06.980 that industry
00:19:07.700 is completely
00:19:09.140 inefficient and
00:19:10.160 wrong.
00:19:11.120 I mean
00:19:11.340 you're using
00:19:11.840 materials that
00:19:12.700 have been
00:19:12.840 shipped from
00:19:13.320 the other
00:19:13.620 side of
00:19:13.940 the earth,
00:19:14.940 everything's
00:19:15.460 cut to
00:19:17.040 specific
00:19:18.120 models,
00:19:19.420 there's no
00:19:20.020 such thing
00:19:20.560 as engineering
00:19:21.360 a well
00:19:22.420 designed home
00:19:23.120 that everybody
00:19:23.580 can live in.
00:19:24.160 I mean
00:19:24.520 the whole
00:19:24.700 thing's
00:19:24.940 a complete
00:19:25.580 mess because
00:19:26.980 of the
00:19:27.260 dynamics of
00:19:27.980 the marketplace
00:19:28.480 and what
00:19:29.120 people can
00:19:29.600 sell and
00:19:30.200 what the
00:19:30.920 buyers know,
00:19:32.500 etc.
00:19:33.160 A simple
00:19:34.420 example is
00:19:35.920 that it
00:19:37.100 would be
00:19:37.460 easy for
00:19:38.220 a builder
00:19:38.680 to build
00:19:40.000 a closet
00:19:40.640 exactly where
00:19:41.940 you need
00:19:42.340 it,
00:19:42.980 but the
00:19:44.100 buyer of
00:19:44.560 the house
00:19:44.900 doesn't know
00:19:45.460 that the
00:19:45.800 closet isn't
00:19:46.500 there because
00:19:47.480 they don't
00:19:47.680 really notice.
00:19:48.820 They look at
00:19:49.260 the house and
00:19:49.900 it's beautiful
00:19:50.400 and they say,
00:19:50.900 oh, it's in
00:19:51.260 the right
00:19:51.480 location,
00:19:52.540 schools are
00:19:53.100 good,
00:19:53.300 they buy
00:19:53.700 it.
00:19:54.780 So houses
00:19:55.500 are not
00:19:55.920 designed for
00:19:56.520 the way you
00:19:56.940 live,
00:19:57.940 they're designed
00:19:58.760 that when you
00:19:59.180 stand in it
00:19:59.800 and look around
00:20:00.360 you go,
00:20:00.860 whoa, this
00:20:01.280 looks cool,
00:20:02.280 I want to
00:20:02.740 live here.
00:20:03.840 That's it.
00:20:05.180 So there's
00:20:06.000 not even any
00:20:06.880 attempt to
00:20:09.260 make a
00:20:09.680 well designed
00:20:10.320 home.
00:20:12.200 Think about
00:20:12.840 that.
00:20:14.260 That's a big
00:20:15.040 statement, isn't
00:20:15.620 it?
00:20:15.840 Every one of
00:20:16.380 us lives in,
00:20:17.260 you know,
00:20:17.580 not every one
00:20:18.260 of us,
00:20:18.600 unfortunately,
00:20:19.400 most of us
00:20:20.000 live in some
00:20:20.500 kind of a
00:20:20.880 home,
00:20:21.380 be it an
00:20:21.880 apartment or
00:20:22.560 a house.
00:20:24.280 Nobody,
00:20:25.720 as far as
00:20:26.580 I know,
00:20:28.040 nobody in
00:20:28.940 that part of
00:20:29.740 the industry
00:20:30.200 is putting
00:20:31.180 any attention
00:20:32.000 into designing
00:20:33.560 a home the
00:20:34.460 way you'd want
00:20:34.980 to live in
00:20:35.320 it.
00:20:36.280 Do you
00:20:36.840 believe that?
00:20:38.060 If you don't
00:20:38.760 believe it,
00:20:39.500 just tour any
00:20:40.300 home and
00:20:41.940 stand there
00:20:42.420 and say,
00:20:42.940 does this work
00:20:43.960 for the way
00:20:44.420 anybody lives?
00:20:46.200 Not even
00:20:46.580 close.
00:20:47.940 Right?
00:20:48.200 Just ask
00:20:48.660 yourself what
00:20:49.120 you do all
00:20:49.700 day and
00:20:50.960 then look at
00:20:51.420 the home and
00:20:52.600 say if it
00:20:53.000 matches.
00:20:53.840 It won't
00:20:54.260 even be
00:20:54.620 close.
00:20:56.740 Here's a
00:20:57.280 small example.
00:20:58.580 How many
00:20:59.020 of you own
00:20:59.600 pets?
00:21:02.480 Most of
00:21:03.100 you,
00:21:03.300 right?
00:21:03.760 Probably at
00:21:04.240 least two
00:21:04.620 thirds of
00:21:05.080 you own
00:21:05.420 a pet.
00:21:06.760 Was your
00:21:07.260 home designed
00:21:08.280 with a pet
00:21:09.680 door?
00:21:11.100 No.
00:21:12.100 Was your
00:21:12.660 home designed
00:21:13.300 with a place
00:21:14.020 that's obvious
00:21:14.640 where the
00:21:15.160 dog's food
00:21:16.740 would be
00:21:17.240 or the
00:21:17.740 cat's cat
00:21:18.340 box?
00:21:19.520 No.
00:21:21.040 Two thirds
00:21:21.920 of people
00:21:22.280 have pets.
00:21:23.920 Zero
00:21:24.420 homes are
00:21:25.220 designed
00:21:25.860 with a
00:21:26.700 pet in
00:21:27.040 mind.
00:21:28.260 Right?
00:21:30.900 Now,
00:21:31.620 I've seen
00:21:32.140 a few.
00:21:32.900 I've seen
00:21:33.360 a model
00:21:34.280 home with
00:21:34.880 a dog
00:21:36.000 shower in
00:21:37.520 it.
00:21:38.320 But they're
00:21:38.680 not even
00:21:40.000 trying to
00:21:40.900 design these
00:21:41.560 things the
00:21:42.740 way a
00:21:43.080 modern person
00:21:43.720 lives.
00:21:44.640 In my
00:21:45.880 house,
00:21:46.640 I designed
00:21:47.140 this house
00:21:47.620 12 years
00:21:48.380 ago,
00:21:48.960 and it's
00:21:50.000 got a
00:21:50.320 TV in
00:21:50.920 almost every
00:21:51.520 room.
00:21:53.060 TV in
00:21:53.940 almost every
00:21:54.520 room.
00:21:54.820 I think I
00:21:55.200 have 14
00:21:57.640 televisions.
00:21:59.520 How many
00:22:00.380 televisions do
00:22:01.760 all of us
00:22:02.660 who live
00:22:03.020 here watch
00:22:03.920 in any
00:22:04.480 given day?
00:22:06.700 None.
00:22:07.860 None.
00:22:08.820 People don't
00:22:09.420 watch television
00:22:10.140 anymore.
00:22:10.960 We watch it
00:22:11.660 on our
00:22:11.960 devices.
00:22:12.340 So if
00:22:13.740 I'm going
00:22:14.020 to watch
00:22:14.360 something in
00:22:14.780 the house,
00:22:15.300 I've got
00:22:15.600 headphones in
00:22:16.380 and I'm
00:22:17.240 watching it
00:22:17.640 on my
00:22:17.940 phone or
00:22:18.400 my iPad.
00:22:20.360 It used
00:22:20.960 to be that
00:22:21.380 I wanted
00:22:21.720 the big
00:22:22.080 screen because
00:22:23.220 CGI and
00:22:24.420 action movies.
00:22:25.620 But since
00:22:26.060 action movies
00:22:26.680 all look
00:22:27.080 alike, I
00:22:28.620 usually fast
00:22:29.320 forward during
00:22:29.900 the action
00:22:30.300 scenes.
00:22:31.460 Am I the
00:22:31.880 only one who
00:22:32.280 does that?
00:22:33.180 When I watch
00:22:33.780 an action
00:22:34.320 movie, like
00:22:35.100 a superhero
00:22:35.720 movie, and
00:22:37.260 it gets to
00:22:37.660 the fight
00:22:38.060 scene, I
00:22:39.160 just fast
00:22:39.660 forward through
00:22:40.140 the fight
00:22:40.520 scene, because
00:22:42.060 it's just
00:22:42.440 this.
00:22:44.080 I don't
00:22:44.700 need to
00:22:44.940 watch that.
00:22:46.420 Things are
00:22:46.940 moving, and
00:22:48.180 hero gets
00:22:49.160 hit and
00:22:49.620 then hits
00:22:49.980 back.
00:22:50.780 There's
00:22:51.180 nothing there.
00:22:52.500 The other
00:22:53.140 thing that I
00:22:53.680 fast forward
00:22:54.220 through is
00:22:55.280 any kind
00:22:55.740 of a love
00:22:56.520 scene.
00:22:57.600 In the
00:22:57.740 beginning of
00:22:58.340 a movie,
00:23:00.660 where they're
00:23:01.040 trying to
00:23:01.420 show that
00:23:01.800 these two
00:23:02.240 actors are
00:23:03.060 really two
00:23:03.520 people very
00:23:04.180 much in
00:23:04.620 love, and
00:23:05.720 they do
00:23:06.020 the sickeningly
00:23:07.120 sweet thing 0.97
00:23:07.940 so that you
00:23:08.920 can understand
00:23:09.560 they're really
00:23:10.040 in love,
00:23:10.540 because one
00:23:10.860 of them is
00:23:11.180 going to
00:23:11.400 die pretty
00:23:11.820 soon.
00:23:13.520 Fast forward.
00:23:15.000 Okay, we've
00:23:15.680 got ten minutes
00:23:16.520 of them
00:23:17.180 acting sickeningly
00:23:18.900 sweet to each
00:23:19.640 other that I
00:23:20.240 don't want to
00:23:20.680 see, all for
00:23:22.000 the purpose of
00:23:22.660 telling me that
00:23:23.680 these two people
00:23:24.380 really like each
00:23:25.200 other, and the
00:23:26.100 reason for that
00:23:26.840 is so that when
00:23:27.500 one of them
00:23:28.020 dies, I, as
00:23:29.440 the viewer,
00:23:30.260 will feel bad.
00:23:32.660 Why am I
00:23:33.380 going to watch
00:23:33.840 that?
00:23:34.980 Fast forward,
00:23:35.980 I got it.
00:23:37.100 Next scene,
00:23:37.760 somebody who's
00:23:39.660 tied to a
00:23:40.180 chair, and
00:23:40.780 they're going
00:23:41.060 to be
00:23:41.280 tortured.
00:23:42.120 I got it.
00:23:42.780 They're tough.
00:23:43.420 They can get
00:23:43.900 through it.
00:23:44.960 Fast forward,
00:23:45.720 torture is
00:23:46.220 over.
00:23:47.200 Car chase
00:23:47.880 scene.
00:23:49.580 There's going
00:23:50.160 to be a
00:23:50.440 car that's
00:23:51.040 going really
00:23:51.500 fast and
00:23:52.060 almost have
00:23:52.700 an accident.
00:23:53.800 Fast forward,
00:23:54.560 car chase
00:23:54.980 scene.
00:23:56.340 Why would
00:23:57.020 you need a
00:23:57.460 big screen to
00:23:58.300 watch anything?
00:24:00.180 There's no
00:24:00.800 reason for a
00:24:01.400 big screen.
00:24:02.400 The Hollywood
00:24:03.280 industry, I
00:24:10.300 don't know how
00:24:10.660 to deal with
00:24:11.000 that comment 0.92
00:24:11.480 about tobacco
00:24:12.160 yet, but I
00:24:12.840 saw it.
00:24:14.940 So anyway,
00:24:15.900 homes are not
00:24:16.500 designed for the
00:24:17.260 way we live, and
00:24:18.220 if they were, we
00:24:19.000 could do them
00:24:19.500 cheaply.
00:24:20.340 There are three
00:24:20.900 examples that
00:24:21.820 are new.
00:24:23.160 One of them
00:24:23.640 is a 3D
00:24:25.000 printed dirt
00:24:26.180 home in
00:24:26.820 Italy.
00:24:27.680 So in 200
00:24:28.420 hours, they can
00:24:29.620 dig up the
00:24:30.220 dirt, and
00:24:30.740 here's the
00:24:31.080 important part.
00:24:32.040 They use the 0.91
00:24:32.920 dirt that's
00:24:33.460 already there.
00:24:34.660 So they dig
00:24:35.520 it up, they
00:24:35.980 sift it, they 1.00
00:24:36.680 mix it with
00:24:37.260 corn husks, turn
00:24:38.800 it into a 3D
00:24:39.640 printer, and
00:24:40.520 200 hours later,
00:24:42.240 they build
00:24:42.760 really cool
00:24:43.440 looking houses.
00:24:44.880 They look like
00:24:45.520 pods and
00:24:46.260 stuff.
00:24:46.580 They're really
00:24:46.880 cool looking.
00:24:48.160 But while
00:24:50.940 they do
00:24:51.340 solve the
00:24:52.380 problem of
00:24:54.800 material shipping,
00:24:55.980 because they're
00:24:56.260 using materials
00:24:57.180 from the dirt
00:24:57.880 that's there,
00:24:59.420 what it
00:25:00.760 doesn't do
00:25:01.340 is give
00:25:01.740 you a way
00:25:02.120 to modify
00:25:02.960 it later.
00:25:04.460 Have you
00:25:04.820 ever lived
00:25:05.400 in a house
00:25:05.980 that you
00:25:06.400 didn't need
00:25:06.840 to modify
00:25:07.440 a lot?
00:25:08.960 In the
00:25:09.620 comments, how
00:25:10.960 many of you
00:25:11.620 live in a
00:25:12.300 house where
00:25:13.120 you're not
00:25:13.600 continuously
00:25:14.340 running another
00:25:15.980 cable, adding
00:25:17.640 an outlet,
00:25:19.380 changing a
00:25:21.240 wall?
00:25:23.020 So I don't
00:25:23.760 think these
00:25:24.180 3D homes are
00:25:25.020 the future, or
00:25:26.500 at least not
00:25:27.220 the whole
00:25:27.680 future, because
00:25:28.620 I think you
00:25:29.060 need homes
00:25:29.580 that can be
00:25:30.240 customized as
00:25:31.280 you go.
00:25:32.700 If you
00:25:33.120 can't change
00:25:33.680 the wiring
00:25:34.280 and stuff,
00:25:35.220 where do you
00:25:35.620 put the
00:25:35.920 wiring in a
00:25:36.820 3D printed
00:25:37.500 home?
00:25:38.500 How would
00:25:39.020 you open
00:25:39.420 up a
00:25:39.740 wall?
00:25:41.480 Could you
00:25:41.860 do it?
00:25:42.520 I don't
00:25:42.760 know.
00:25:43.800 So here's
00:25:44.360 another model.
00:25:45.800 There's a
00:25:46.440 tiny home
00:25:47.020 built with
00:25:47.700 some kind
00:25:50.500 of a
00:25:50.900 cheap panel.
00:25:53.200 Darn it.
00:25:54.020 I wish I'd
00:25:54.480 written that
00:25:54.840 down.
00:25:55.120 And the
00:25:56.860 third kind
00:25:57.480 is a
00:25:58.680 company in
00:25:59.560 Denmark or
00:26:02.300 someplace called
00:26:03.400 Gablock,
00:26:04.660 G-A-B-L-O-K, 1.00
00:26:07.060 and they
00:26:07.440 literally make
00:26:08.300 Lego-like
00:26:09.920 blocks.
00:26:10.800 So insulated
00:26:11.620 wooden blocks
00:26:12.900 that you can
00:26:13.880 pick up and
00:26:14.640 just put on a
00:26:15.460 wall by
00:26:15.840 yourself.
00:26:17.400 Almost there.
00:26:19.400 You think
00:26:19.880 that you need
00:26:20.800 to get to the
00:26:21.260 point where
00:26:21.620 people can
00:26:22.200 build their
00:26:22.640 own home
00:26:23.200 literally just
00:26:24.520 by putting
00:26:25.000 blocks together
00:26:25.940 to form the
00:26:27.120 home.
00:26:27.840 Because then
00:26:28.520 you can take
00:26:29.020 it apart and
00:26:30.960 reconfigure
00:26:31.800 things, rebuild
00:26:32.640 a home,
00:26:33.160 etc.
00:26:34.040 But there's
00:26:35.200 one more
00:26:35.580 thing that
00:26:35.940 needs to be
00:26:36.320 done to
00:26:36.600 make this
00:26:36.940 work.
00:26:38.000 We need
00:26:38.340 to have a
00:26:38.800 set of
00:26:39.320 common
00:26:39.780 designs for
00:26:41.180 best rooms.
00:26:42.900 Best room
00:26:43.560 design.
00:26:44.560 There definitely
00:26:45.300 is three
00:26:47.300 best bedroom
00:26:48.120 designs.
00:26:49.900 Don't you
00:26:50.340 think?
00:26:51.360 I mean,
00:26:51.720 there's not
00:26:52.280 that much
00:26:52.660 variation in
00:26:53.760 what a
00:26:54.060 bedroom needs
00:26:54.760 to be.
00:26:55.920 Bedstand,
00:26:56.780 bed,
00:26:57.640 someplace to
00:26:58.220 put your
00:26:58.460 clothes,
00:26:59.060 a window to
00:26:59.580 look out.
00:27:00.960 So you
00:27:01.640 can design
00:27:02.280 perfectly
00:27:03.360 designed areas
00:27:06.400 so that
00:27:06.920 nothing needs
00:27:07.400 to be cut.
00:27:08.660 So you
00:27:09.160 want your
00:27:09.540 floor plan
00:27:10.320 and your
00:27:11.000 walls to
00:27:12.280 be exactly
00:27:12.880 one foot
00:27:13.980 units.
00:27:16.160 So you
00:27:16.720 don't have
00:27:17.060 to cut
00:27:17.540 something in
00:27:18.020 half to
00:27:18.540 make it.
00:27:19.340 Nothing
00:27:19.560 needs to
00:27:19.880 be cut.
00:27:20.720 So we're
00:27:21.460 getting there.
00:27:23.280 Cheap
00:27:23.880 housing is
00:27:24.440 the future.
00:27:26.620 Israel and
00:27:27.700 Gaza are 0.97
00:27:28.400 at it.
00:27:28.920 I guess the
00:27:29.320 Gaza militants
00:27:30.140 are launching
00:27:30.860 rockets into
00:27:32.660 Israel and
00:27:34.820 the Iron
00:27:35.400 Dome is
00:27:36.080 doing a
00:27:36.560 good job,
00:27:37.100 they say.
00:27:38.100 Do you
00:27:38.360 believe that?
00:27:39.320 Do you
00:27:39.680 believe the
00:27:40.040 Iron Dome
00:27:40.600 is working?
00:27:42.620 Now the
00:27:43.300 Iron Dome
00:27:43.740 is Israel's 0.85
00:27:44.500 rocket
00:27:45.020 defense
00:27:45.540 system that
00:27:46.900 shoots rockets
00:27:47.640 up to shoot
00:27:48.360 down the
00:27:48.740 incoming rockets
00:27:49.500 and there's
00:27:50.300 some video
00:27:50.720 of it
00:27:51.000 working.
00:27:52.080 I do
00:27:52.400 remember
00:27:52.960 that however
00:27:54.560 many years
00:27:55.200 ago it was
00:27:55.820 there was
00:27:56.700 some video
00:27:57.180 of the
00:27:57.800 same thing
00:27:58.580 where it
00:27:59.040 was showing
00:28:00.120 the Israel
00:28:00.920 was just
00:28:01.340 knocking down
00:28:01.980 all these
00:28:02.360 rockets but
00:28:03.480 later we
00:28:03.960 found out
00:28:04.440 it was all
00:28:04.980 BS,
00:28:06.100 fake news,
00:28:07.360 and that
00:28:07.860 the number
00:28:08.380 of rockets
00:28:08.960 that it
00:28:09.320 actually hit
00:28:10.060 wasn't all
00:28:11.660 of them,
00:28:12.180 right?
00:28:12.360 So it
00:28:12.600 wasn't as
00:28:13.120 good.
00:28:13.780 Maybe it's
00:28:14.260 better now.
00:28:14.760 Maybe they
00:28:15.480 have more
00:28:16.020 defense.
00:28:18.080 But we're
00:28:18.500 seeing again
00:28:19.280 the Iron
00:28:20.860 Dome at
00:28:21.400 work and
00:28:22.880 I don't
00:28:23.600 know that
00:28:24.380 it's as
00:28:24.840 effective as
00:28:25.900 they would
00:28:26.480 like us to
00:28:27.080 believe but
00:28:27.940 it's definitely
00:28:28.340 better than
00:28:28.780 not having
00:28:29.240 one.
00:28:31.700 And the
00:28:32.460 question has
00:28:33.000 to be asked
00:28:33.560 would any
00:28:34.240 of this be
00:28:34.680 happening if
00:28:35.320 Trump were
00:28:36.100 still in
00:28:36.580 office?
00:28:38.160 Do we
00:28:38.680 believe that
00:28:40.020 the current
00:28:40.600 increase in
00:28:42.360 tensions over
00:28:43.060 there are
00:28:44.660 because it
00:28:46.300 was just
00:28:46.640 going to
00:28:46.820 happen anyway?
00:28:48.080 You know,
00:28:48.280 is it just
00:28:48.740 events on
00:28:49.320 the ground?
00:28:49.980 Or is it
00:28:51.480 opportunistic
00:28:52.660 stuff because
00:28:53.940 Biden isn't
00:28:55.020 president?
00:28:56.200 Is it
00:28:56.500 opportunistic?
00:28:57.380 What do you
00:28:57.640 think?
00:28:59.560 Yeah, I
00:29:00.100 feel as if
00:29:00.960 Trump would
00:29:03.020 have been
00:29:03.340 somewhat of
00:29:04.280 a control
00:29:04.960 on this but
00:29:05.780 it's hard to
00:29:06.220 know.
00:29:08.200 Let's talk
00:29:08.940 about that
00:29:09.400 Matt Gaetz
00:29:10.320 story that
00:29:10.920 continues to
00:29:11.740 be nothing.
00:29:13.460 Now, I'm
00:29:14.060 not going to
00:29:14.440 say that it
00:29:15.180 could never
00:29:15.600 turn into
00:29:16.200 nothing or
00:29:17.620 that it
00:29:18.100 could never
00:29:18.460 turn into
00:29:18.900 something.
00:29:19.960 But every
00:29:20.600 day that
00:29:21.000 goes by,
00:29:22.400 it's more
00:29:23.340 interesting that
00:29:24.120 we don't have
00:29:24.660 an accuser or
00:29:26.620 at least one
00:29:27.060 that has a
00:29:27.480 name.
00:29:28.960 All right?
00:29:29.380 So this
00:29:29.960 entire thing
00:29:30.760 about Matt
00:29:31.320 Gaetz, CNN
00:29:33.420 keeps trying to
00:29:34.160 make a story
00:29:34.780 about it, but
00:29:36.160 they don't have
00:29:36.940 anything that's
00:29:37.700 like evidence or
00:29:38.720 a witness or
00:29:39.600 a victim.
00:29:40.820 So it's a
00:29:41.660 crime story with
00:29:43.500 no evidence,
00:29:45.160 no victim
00:29:46.540 that's been
00:29:47.840 named, but a
00:29:50.120 lot of looking
00:29:50.740 for it.
00:29:51.440 And so the
00:29:51.840 latest is that
00:29:52.820 there are two
00:29:54.060 people who
00:29:54.620 might turn,
00:29:56.140 what's it
00:29:56.740 called,
00:29:57.100 state's evidence
00:29:57.780 or whatever,
00:29:59.040 would become
00:29:59.620 informants.
00:30:01.380 One of them is
00:30:02.140 the one we
00:30:02.540 already knew,
00:30:03.200 this Joel
00:30:03.660 Greenberg guy.
00:30:04.860 So that part
00:30:05.540 is not news
00:30:06.540 because we've
00:30:07.880 known that for a
00:30:08.460 while.
00:30:09.080 But CNN needs
00:30:10.040 to make this
00:30:10.660 news so they're
00:30:11.500 going to throw
00:30:11.840 in that fact that
00:30:12.580 we already knew.
00:30:13.620 And then they're
00:30:14.240 throwing in the
00:30:14.740 new fact, which
00:30:16.180 might not be a
00:30:16.840 fact, which is
00:30:18.360 that allegedly,
00:30:19.180 maybe, sort of,
00:30:20.700 there's some
00:30:21.180 ex-girlfriend of
00:30:22.240 Matt Gaetz who
00:30:23.440 might want to
00:30:24.100 talk to
00:30:24.540 authorities.
00:30:26.000 The ex-girlfriend
00:30:27.220 is not making
00:30:28.240 any accusations.
00:30:29.880 She's not the 0.98
00:30:30.480 victim.
00:30:31.320 She's not the 0.98
00:30:32.000 subject of the
00:30:33.080 potentially 17-year-old
00:30:35.320 girl.
00:30:37.480 She's just the
00:30:38.320 girlfriend who
00:30:38.860 might know
00:30:39.260 something.
00:30:39.620 So keep in
00:30:41.260 mind, Matt
00:30:44.080 Gaetz, a
00:30:45.540 sitting congress
00:30:46.420 person, has
00:30:47.620 been accused
00:30:48.280 of really
00:30:49.480 serious crimes
00:30:50.700 and now weeks
00:30:52.180 later, the best
00:30:53.480 story they can
00:30:54.280 come up with is
00:30:55.580 they might want
00:30:56.300 to talk to some
00:30:57.020 people who might
00:30:57.700 know some things
00:30:58.520 that they don't
00:30:59.600 know.
00:31:01.360 Are you
00:31:02.200 kidding me?
00:31:03.920 And we're
00:31:04.660 okay with this?
00:31:06.280 Like we're watching
00:31:07.040 this happen right
00:31:07.780 in front of us?
00:31:08.400 If you can't
00:31:10.100 come up with a
00:31:10.740 better story of
00:31:11.720 something he did
00:31:12.660 such as an
00:31:14.020 actual crime, an
00:31:16.140 actual allegation
00:31:17.620 with specifics, a
00:31:19.820 person involved, a
00:31:21.280 victim, if you
00:31:22.820 don't have any of
00:31:23.740 that, I don't
00:31:26.140 know that it's a
00:31:26.840 story yet.
00:31:28.660 Again, it's not
00:31:29.960 my job to
00:31:30.720 apologize for
00:31:31.640 anybody or
00:31:32.400 defend anybody
00:31:33.980 because I think
00:31:35.940 you and I can
00:31:37.200 say with
00:31:37.600 certainty that we
00:31:38.740 don't know what
00:31:40.280 Matt Gaetz did or
00:31:41.180 did not do,
00:31:41.820 right?
00:31:42.260 So we don't
00:31:42.740 know.
00:31:45.740 But I'm just
00:31:46.960 going to go out
00:31:47.480 and say it, that
00:31:48.280 if Matt Gaetz is
00:31:49.880 guilty of everything
00:31:51.060 he's accused of,
00:31:52.160 none of it looks
00:31:52.800 important to me.
00:31:56.260 Is anybody on the
00:31:57.360 same page with
00:31:57.920 that?
00:31:58.580 If he's guilty of
00:31:59.720 everything accused
00:32:00.600 of, and again,
00:32:01.520 there's no evidence
00:32:02.300 that the public is
00:32:03.900 aware of, just no
00:32:05.020 evidence that we're
00:32:06.380 aware of, if he's
00:32:09.360 guilty of every bit
00:32:10.240 of that, none of
00:32:11.100 it's important.
00:32:13.140 I mean, none of
00:32:13.680 it even rises to the
00:32:15.060 level of who cares.
00:32:17.720 And I know that I'm
00:32:18.780 not supposed to say
00:32:19.560 that, right?
00:32:21.120 Shouldn't I get
00:32:21.800 canceled for saying
00:32:22.640 that?
00:32:23.980 I'm supposed to,
00:32:25.400 you know, be
00:32:26.280 fretting about the
00:32:27.480 poor victim and
00:32:28.640 everything?
00:32:29.620 But there weren't
00:32:30.420 any.
00:32:31.460 This story doesn't
00:32:32.880 even have a victim.
00:32:34.320 Even if everything
00:32:35.500 that's alleged
00:32:36.280 happened, no
00:32:39.000 victim.
00:32:40.260 Except Matt
00:32:41.100 Gaetz.
00:32:42.300 Matt Gaetz looks
00:32:43.040 like a victim here,
00:32:44.400 but no other
00:32:45.340 one.
00:32:46.920 Otherwise, it's
00:32:47.760 people doing what
00:32:48.620 they wanted to do
00:32:50.080 and maybe one
00:32:51.280 person lied about
00:32:52.160 their age and
00:32:53.720 wasn't a victim.
00:32:56.980 If it's true that
00:32:58.100 a 17-year-old lied
00:32:59.240 about her age, and
00:33:00.220 that's maybe the
00:33:01.400 worst thing that
00:33:01.920 happened, who's the
00:33:03.420 victim?
00:33:04.380 The 17-year-old?
00:33:05.800 Apparently not.
00:33:07.940 Matt Gaetz?
00:33:08.780 Looks like it.
00:33:09.620 Looks like he's the
00:33:10.360 victim.
00:33:11.120 If somebody lies
00:33:11.920 about their age,
00:33:13.140 it's the guy who's
00:33:14.840 the victim, because
00:33:16.620 he wasn't doing the
00:33:17.420 lying, right?
00:33:19.520 So the more this
00:33:21.420 story emerges, the
00:33:22.400 more it looks like
00:33:23.000 Matt Gaetz is the
00:33:24.140 victim of the story
00:33:25.040 in a practical
00:33:26.120 sense.
00:33:26.900 In a legal sense,
00:33:28.040 of course, there are
00:33:29.160 laws about the
00:33:30.200 these things, which
00:33:31.040 you could argue
00:33:32.080 maybe there
00:33:32.560 shouldn't be, but
00:33:33.560 they do exist.
00:33:35.220 So let's talk
00:33:36.100 about that pipeline
00:33:37.180 hack.
00:33:39.680 Are you as
00:33:40.520 confused as I
00:33:41.480 am about why
00:33:43.080 they can't just
00:33:43.820 erase all their 0.59
00:33:44.520 software and use
00:33:46.640 the backup software
00:33:47.600 and go back in
00:33:48.460 action?
00:33:49.560 What kind of a
00:33:50.440 company that
00:33:51.300 runs a major
00:33:52.940 infrastructure asset
00:33:55.060 can't backup their
00:33:57.220 software?
00:33:57.600 software?
00:33:58.880 There's something
00:33:59.660 about this story I
00:34:00.860 don't understand,
00:34:02.380 right?
00:34:03.560 Now, somebody
00:34:04.900 said, Scott,
00:34:05.780 Scott, Scott,
00:34:06.400 you've been out of
00:34:07.000 the business world
00:34:07.600 too long.
00:34:08.820 Big companies don't
00:34:09.760 backup all their
00:34:10.540 software.
00:34:11.680 To which I say,
00:34:13.400 oh, I get that.
00:34:14.540 You know, I wouldn't
00:34:15.220 be surprised if big
00:34:16.560 companies didn't
00:34:17.340 backup all of their
00:34:18.300 software.
00:34:19.280 But if you're a
00:34:20.280 pipeline, if you're a
00:34:22.860 pipeline, I do sort
00:34:24.600 of expect you to
00:34:25.380 have all your
00:34:25.860 software backed
00:34:26.620 up.
00:34:27.360 If you're a 0.88
00:34:28.320 nuclear energy
00:34:29.540 plant, I kind
00:34:31.760 of expect, maybe
00:34:33.560 that's just me, but
00:34:35.420 I would kind of
00:34:36.100 expect you to have
00:34:36.820 a little bit of a
00:34:37.780 backup plan for
00:34:39.180 your data.
00:34:40.140 So there's
00:34:40.880 something about
00:34:41.460 the story that
00:34:42.100 doesn't make sense.
00:34:43.620 Either there's
00:34:44.380 massive incompetence
00:34:45.700 at the company for
00:34:47.220 having something
00:34:47.940 without a backup,
00:34:49.240 or maybe there's
00:34:52.040 some reason it's
00:34:52.720 not backed up that
00:34:53.780 I'm not aware
00:34:54.380 of.
00:34:55.380 So that's a big
00:34:56.640 question mark.
00:34:57.920 But here are my
00:34:58.640 other comments on
00:35:01.780 this.
00:35:03.500 Have I ever told
00:35:04.840 you, I tell you
00:35:06.240 this every day,
00:35:07.440 literally every day,
00:35:08.420 I tell you that the
00:35:09.160 difference between
00:35:09.860 Democrats and
00:35:10.580 Republicans is that
00:35:12.440 Democrats do not
00:35:13.520 factor in human
00:35:14.700 motivation when they
00:35:16.880 make decisions.
00:35:18.320 I know it's weird,
00:35:19.860 whereas the
00:35:20.340 Republicans start
00:35:21.620 with human
00:35:22.200 motivation, and
00:35:23.720 then build the
00:35:24.300 system around it,
00:35:25.300 and then it
00:35:25.780 always works.
00:35:27.020 But if you act
00:35:27.940 like human
00:35:28.420 motivation isn't
00:35:29.420 even a variable,
00:35:31.160 nothing's going to
00:35:32.020 work.
00:35:32.720 This is another
00:35:33.560 perfect example.
00:35:35.760 Imagine a
00:35:36.640 President Trump
00:35:37.600 being president
00:35:39.240 right now when
00:35:40.120 the pipeline got
00:35:41.000 hacked.
00:35:42.200 Here's what a
00:35:43.180 good negotiator
00:35:44.180 would say.
00:35:46.120 Release the
00:35:47.980 encrypted stuff
00:35:49.400 right now.
00:35:51.620 We're already
00:35:52.480 tracking you down
00:35:53.360 and we will
00:35:54.000 kill you. 0.99
00:35:55.160 We will kill
00:35:56.160 you where you
00:35:56.780 stand really
00:35:58.660 soon, and you
00:36:00.420 don't know whether
00:36:01.000 we know where you
00:36:01.680 are or not, so
00:36:02.860 you're going to
00:36:03.240 have to guess.
00:36:04.500 But if you
00:36:05.340 haven't released
00:36:05.900 this in 24 hours,
00:36:07.280 you might be
00:36:07.920 dead.
00:36:09.860 Now, what would
00:36:10.920 be the human
00:36:11.540 motivation of
00:36:12.380 hackers who could
00:36:14.040 not be entirely
00:36:14.860 sure if the
00:36:15.880 military of the
00:36:16.600 United States
00:36:17.380 already has a
00:36:19.080 laser sight on
00:36:20.580 their roof?
00:36:22.720 Because they
00:36:23.280 don't know.
00:36:24.720 Right?
00:36:25.280 The hackers think
00:36:26.480 they have a way
00:36:27.600 to be completely
00:36:28.420 safe or they
00:36:29.180 wouldn't do it.
00:36:30.280 But they don't
00:36:31.080 know.
00:36:32.520 And if Trump
00:36:33.520 were president,
00:36:34.340 do you think he
00:36:35.020 would let them
00:36:35.640 know that we
00:36:36.180 don't know where
00:36:36.780 they are?
00:36:38.140 Because we're
00:36:38.780 kind of doing
00:36:39.360 that.
00:36:40.440 By the fact that
00:36:41.480 we're dealing
00:36:41.880 with it the way
00:36:42.480 we're doing it,
00:36:43.600 I don't feel like
00:36:44.720 the hackers feel
00:36:45.620 like they're
00:36:46.460 in immediate
00:36:47.160 danger.
00:36:48.960 I think Trump
00:36:50.060 would tell them
00:36:50.760 they might be
00:36:51.680 dead in 24
00:36:52.560 hours.
00:36:55.020 That's what I
00:36:55.740 would do.
00:36:56.420 Because human
00:36:57.180 motivation is
00:36:58.140 they're not going
00:36:58.760 to do anything
00:36:59.280 differently unless
00:37:00.060 they're afraid.
00:37:01.360 So why the
00:37:02.360 hell would you
00:37:03.180 negotiate with
00:37:04.280 these hackers
00:37:04.920 without putting
00:37:06.120 them at the
00:37:06.840 threat of
00:37:07.660 immediate death?
00:37:09.560 That's how you
00:37:10.440 negotiate.
00:37:11.980 Right?
00:37:12.380 You don't
00:37:12.920 negotiate on a
00:37:13.880 weakness.
00:37:14.900 You tell them,
00:37:16.100 look, here's the
00:37:16.940 deal, hackers.
00:37:17.740 Because apparently
00:37:18.320 we're in
00:37:18.780 communication with
00:37:19.660 them, or
00:37:20.020 somebody is.
00:37:20.940 There must be
00:37:21.420 some kind of
00:37:21.840 communication,
00:37:22.540 right?
00:37:23.260 You tell them,
00:37:24.180 here's the deal.
00:37:25.560 How about you
00:37:26.620 just release the
00:37:27.480 data, we give
00:37:28.260 you nothing, and
00:37:29.920 you don't have to
00:37:30.700 guess whether
00:37:31.160 you'll be dead
00:37:31.760 by the end of
00:37:32.360 today.
00:37:35.040 I don't know,
00:37:35.660 that might make
00:37:36.800 them a little
00:37:37.160 more flexible, or
00:37:38.680 at least lower
00:37:39.180 the price.
00:37:41.720 But if we're not
00:37:42.720 negotiating from a
00:37:43.700 point of them
00:37:44.420 fearing their
00:37:45.160 death that day,
00:37:46.880 like literally
00:37:47.440 that day, you
00:37:48.820 might be dead by
00:37:49.600 the end of
00:37:50.000 today, we're
00:37:50.940 not doing it
00:37:51.420 right.
00:37:52.200 And I know
00:37:52.660 that Trump
00:37:53.100 would have
00:37:53.380 gotten that
00:37:53.780 right.
00:37:55.940 Because he
00:37:56.960 goes for the
00:37:57.940 threat first.
00:38:00.060 All right.
00:38:03.040 Somebody asked
00:38:03.820 on Twitter,
00:38:05.120 how is it
00:38:06.620 possible that a
00:38:07.620 pipeline can get
00:38:08.860 hacked?
00:38:09.340 You would think
00:38:09.880 it would have the
00:38:10.540 highest level of
00:38:11.320 cybersecurity.
00:38:11.800 security, and
00:38:12.820 it still got
00:38:13.200 hacked.
00:38:16.020 But why is it
00:38:17.140 that that could
00:38:17.720 get hacked, but
00:38:19.040 our election
00:38:19.640 system is
00:38:22.420 totally safe?
00:38:26.120 Do you have a,
00:38:27.560 does that feel
00:38:28.220 right?
00:38:29.260 That even
00:38:30.080 something as
00:38:30.720 important as a
00:38:31.760 pipeline can get
00:38:32.740 hacked, but the
00:38:34.400 election can't?
00:38:35.200 Now, that
00:38:38.060 comment sounds
00:38:38.920 clever, until I
00:38:40.620 point out that
00:38:42.200 the hackers who
00:38:42.980 hacked the
00:38:43.380 pipeline got
00:38:43.980 caught, meaning
00:38:45.500 that they weren't
00:38:46.160 trying to do
00:38:46.680 anything secret.
00:38:48.280 You can't really
00:38:49.280 blackmail unless
00:38:50.020 you tell people
00:38:50.600 you did it.
00:38:51.620 So if the
00:38:52.900 election system
00:38:53.800 had been hacked,
00:38:55.840 the proper
00:38:56.400 comparison would
00:38:57.320 be, would we
00:38:58.640 notice?
00:38:59.100 So the
00:39:00.880 pipeline was
00:39:02.280 not hacked
00:39:02.860 without notice,
00:39:04.100 it was hacked
00:39:04.680 with notice.
00:39:06.400 So you can't
00:39:07.420 really compare
00:39:07.880 that to
00:39:08.420 something that
00:39:09.140 presumably would
00:39:09.960 have been
00:39:10.180 hacked in a
00:39:11.940 secret way if
00:39:12.820 anybody could
00:39:13.400 have figured out
00:39:13.900 a way to do
00:39:14.360 it.
00:39:15.200 But I think
00:39:15.780 the general
00:39:17.220 concept is
00:39:18.100 correct, which
00:39:19.280 is that anything
00:39:19.900 could get
00:39:20.360 hacked.
00:39:21.600 So let me
00:39:22.520 say this as
00:39:23.040 clearly as I
00:39:23.660 can.
00:39:23.880 If you
00:39:25.600 say you
00:39:26.460 know that
00:39:27.080 the election
00:39:28.220 software was
00:39:28.940 hacked, you 0.80
00:39:30.700 don't know
00:39:31.100 that.
00:39:32.580 You don't
00:39:33.300 know that.
00:39:34.100 There's no
00:39:34.640 evidence of
00:39:35.520 that.
00:39:36.940 All right.
00:39:37.280 Actually, there
00:39:38.060 is a story in
00:39:39.620 some non-major
00:39:42.580 media, there is
00:39:43.580 some story about
00:39:44.300 the Arizona
00:39:44.840 audit that I'm
00:39:45.760 not going to
00:39:46.140 repeat because
00:39:46.840 it is not yet
00:39:47.600 from what I
00:39:48.960 would call a
00:39:49.440 credible source.
00:39:51.220 But anyway,
00:39:53.880 the point is
00:39:54.620 anything could
00:39:55.160 get hacked.
00:39:55.820 If you think
00:39:56.440 that the
00:39:56.720 election system
00:39:57.480 was hacked,
00:39:59.500 there's no
00:40:00.660 evidence of
00:40:01.120 that.
00:40:01.780 But if you
00:40:02.280 think it
00:40:02.660 definitely wasn't
00:40:03.660 hacked, you're 0.69
00:40:05.480 fucking stupid. 0.85
00:40:10.360 Sorry, I had
00:40:11.180 to drop the
00:40:12.040 F-bomb on you
00:40:12.800 there.
00:40:13.640 Because sometimes
00:40:14.220 stupid doesn't
00:40:15.100 tell the story.
00:40:17.300 Right?
00:40:17.620 Sometimes you're
00:40:18.480 effing stupid. 0.75
00:40:22.180 If you know
00:40:23.260 the system
00:40:23.800 was hacked,
00:40:25.420 show us the
00:40:26.020 information.
00:40:26.560 I haven't seen
00:40:27.000 any.
00:40:28.120 But if you
00:40:28.640 know it
00:40:29.200 wasn't, you're
00:40:29.840 just a fucking
00:40:30.400 idiot. 0.79
00:40:31.400 Right?
00:40:31.780 There's nothing
00:40:32.380 else you can say
00:40:33.100 about that.
00:40:34.240 If you're
00:40:35.360 positive it
00:40:36.260 wasn't hacked,
00:40:37.760 that's just
00:40:38.600 fucking idiot. 0.98
00:40:40.160 Because you
00:40:40.720 can't be
00:40:41.080 positive of
00:40:41.620 that.
00:40:42.240 You could be
00:40:42.700 right, by the
00:40:43.920 way.
00:40:44.540 If you say it
00:40:45.400 wasn't hacked,
00:40:46.140 you could be
00:40:46.540 right.
00:40:47.580 Because how
00:40:48.140 would I know?
00:40:49.460 The accusation
00:40:50.920 would be it was
00:40:51.620 hacked without the
00:40:52.960 public knowing.
00:40:54.020 That's the
00:40:54.480 very thing.
00:40:55.880 But if you're
00:40:57.220 positive because
00:40:58.580 CNN told you
00:40:59.620 that it wasn't,
00:41:01.080 and then you're
00:41:01.700 like, oh, CNN
00:41:02.420 says it wasn't
00:41:03.120 hacked, so I
00:41:03.740 guess it's all
00:41:04.180 good.
00:41:04.920 If you're
00:41:05.340 positive it
00:41:06.000 wasn't hacked,
00:41:06.520 you're fucking 0.98
00:41:06.920 stupid. 0.90
00:41:08.180 You can't know
00:41:09.000 that.
00:41:09.260 It's unknowable.
00:41:12.440 All right.
00:41:13.060 I just have to
00:41:15.460 dump on Melinda 1.00
00:41:16.260 Gates a little
00:41:16.880 bit more.
00:41:17.520 There's a quote
00:41:18.120 that's just
00:41:18.640 bugging the
00:41:19.260 hell out of
00:41:19.900 me.
00:41:21.100 When she took
00:41:22.260 her job at
00:41:22.980 the Gates
00:41:24.220 Foundation, she
00:41:25.100 had this quote.
00:41:26.500 She said,
00:41:27.020 Bill and I are
00:41:27.700 equal partners,
00:41:28.900 Melinda told the
00:41:29.820 Associated Press.
00:41:31.140 Men and women
00:41:31.880 should be equal
00:41:32.620 at work.
00:41:34.160 God, I hate
00:41:35.060 her.
00:41:36.920 I just hate
00:41:37.920 Melinda Gates,
00:41:38.740 I have to say.
00:41:40.520 This quote just
00:41:41.480 makes me hate
00:41:42.100 her guts.
00:41:43.700 I really do.
00:41:44.600 I just a
00:41:45.080 freaking hater.
00:41:46.420 Because while I
00:41:49.600 agree with the
00:41:50.120 sentiment, of
00:41:50.700 course, men and
00:41:51.300 women should be 1.00
00:41:51.860 equal at work in
00:41:53.200 the sense of
00:41:53.820 equal opportunity.
00:41:55.860 Men and women
00:41:56.480 should be equal
00:41:57.200 at work in the
00:41:58.480 sense of, you
00:42:00.880 know, equal
00:42:01.500 safety, equal
00:42:04.220 pay.
00:42:05.620 We all agree
00:42:06.540 with that,
00:42:07.100 right?
00:42:09.080 But Melinda is
00:42:11.620 not Bill Gates.
00:42:13.840 Bill Gates
00:42:14.700 built Microsoft
00:42:15.780 and became the
00:42:17.940 richest guy in
00:42:18.580 the world, at
00:42:19.160 least for a
00:42:19.560 while.
00:42:20.680 Melinda had
00:42:22.140 sex with Bill
00:42:22.980 Gates.
00:42:24.120 Now, I'm not
00:42:24.980 going to say
00:42:25.340 that's easy
00:42:25.980 either.
00:42:27.300 But it's not
00:42:28.700 the same.
00:42:30.220 You're not
00:42:30.700 equal.
00:42:31.820 Let me say
00:42:32.340 this as clear
00:42:32.940 as I can.
00:42:34.200 Bill Gates,
00:42:34.880 one of the
00:42:35.360 smartest people
00:42:36.100 on earth who
00:42:36.780 did one of the
00:42:37.320 most amazing
00:42:38.120 commercial successes
00:42:39.740 of all time.
00:42:41.340 That's who
00:42:41.820 Bill Gates is.
00:42:43.420 Melinda, you
00:42:44.220 are somebody
00:42:44.780 who sucked 0.97
00:42:45.380 his dick. 0.95
00:42:48.660 You're not
00:42:49.420 equal.
00:42:50.840 You're not
00:42:51.340 equal.
00:42:53.100 It has nothing
00:42:54.100 to do with
00:42:54.600 gender.
00:42:55.920 If Bill Gates
00:42:57.140 had been gay
00:42:58.560 and married a
00:43:00.200 man, he would
00:43:01.860 still be marrying
00:43:02.680 a man who only
00:43:04.260 sucked his dick. 1.00
00:43:05.160 That man did
00:43:07.900 not start
00:43:08.520 Microsoft.
00:43:09.960 That man did
00:43:11.520 not start the
00:43:12.200 Gates Foundation.
00:43:14.200 That man,
00:43:15.520 hypothetically,
00:43:16.860 didn't do
00:43:17.620 anything except
00:43:18.620 suck his dick. 1.00
00:43:20.460 You're not
00:43:21.020 equal.
00:43:22.540 You're not
00:43:22.980 equal.
00:43:24.240 Stop saying
00:43:25.040 it.
00:43:25.620 It's an insult
00:43:26.720 to men.
00:43:28.940 This is just
00:43:29.880 an insult.
00:43:30.420 So, Melinda,
00:43:34.240 I'm glad
00:43:35.020 Bill Gates
00:43:35.700 is divorcing
00:43:36.580 your ass. 0.89
00:43:37.720 Although,
00:43:38.240 maybe Melinda 0.94
00:43:38.860 is the one
00:43:39.340 who started
00:43:40.480 it.
00:43:40.780 I don't
00:43:40.940 know.
00:43:42.520 All right.
00:43:43.280 That
00:43:43.740 was Scott
00:43:47.860 ever on
00:43:48.320 Epstein's
00:43:48.920 island.
00:43:49.860 No, I
00:43:50.380 wasn't.
00:43:52.220 But if
00:43:52.900 you'd like to
00:43:53.360 start any
00:43:53.800 good rumors,
00:43:54.520 I'm always
00:43:54.960 up for a
00:43:55.440 good rumor.
00:43:56.800 Now, if I
00:43:57.600 haven't told
00:43:58.000 you this
00:43:58.300 before,
00:43:58.700 if you
00:44:00.340 ever hear
00:44:00.700 any great
00:44:01.640 sex rumors
00:44:02.920 about me,
00:44:04.880 I doubt
00:44:05.280 you will.
00:44:06.860 But if
00:44:07.220 you ever
00:44:07.440 did,
00:44:08.300 I would
00:44:08.800 encourage you
00:44:09.360 to believe
00:44:09.820 all of them
00:44:10.460 except anything
00:44:11.120 that's illegal.
00:44:12.840 Right?
00:44:13.160 So if you
00:44:13.540 hear any
00:44:13.840 rumors about
00:44:14.400 me that
00:44:14.720 anything
00:44:15.340 illegal,
00:44:16.680 it didn't
00:44:16.960 happen.
00:44:17.920 But if
00:44:18.460 you hear
00:44:18.680 any rumor
00:44:19.320 that's
00:44:19.980 interesting,
00:44:21.800 that's like
00:44:22.200 really interesting,
00:44:23.340 and it's like
00:44:24.020 sex is involved,
00:44:25.300 I would
00:44:25.940 encourage you
00:44:26.500 to believe
00:44:26.940 it.
00:44:27.620 It won't
00:44:28.020 be true.
00:44:28.700 It's very
00:44:30.800 unlikely it'll
00:44:31.500 be true.
00:44:32.620 But I would
00:44:33.060 encourage you
00:44:33.540 to believe
00:44:33.900 it, because
00:44:35.080 it makes
00:44:35.460 me more
00:44:35.820 interesting.
00:44:37.320 Yeah,
00:44:37.740 gerbil, if
00:44:38.500 you hear
00:44:38.640 anything about
00:44:39.160 a gerbil,
00:44:39.760 totally.
00:44:41.700 I totally
00:44:43.500 stuck that
00:44:45.020 gerbil in
00:44:45.480 there.
00:44:48.820 All right.
00:44:50.100 So that
00:44:51.120 is all I
00:44:51.580 have for you
00:44:52.020 today.
00:44:53.000 I think
00:44:53.740 that you
00:44:54.120 are noticing
00:44:54.700 that I
00:44:55.820 don't know
00:44:56.160 if it's
00:44:56.520 just because
00:44:57.920 we don't
00:44:58.460 have a
00:44:58.820 President
00:44:59.160 Trump,
00:45:00.040 but the
00:45:01.060 news has
00:45:02.060 really started
00:45:02.940 to become
00:45:03.540 sort of a
00:45:04.200 golden age
00:45:05.100 kind of a
00:45:05.980 news situation,
00:45:06.800 which is that
00:45:08.720 there doesn't
00:45:09.760 seem to be a
00:45:10.560 lot of terrible
00:45:11.220 stuff happening,
00:45:11.980 and the things
00:45:13.360 that were already
00:45:14.080 terrible seem
00:45:15.420 to be getting
00:45:15.940 better at a
00:45:16.560 pretty good
00:45:16.980 rate.
00:45:18.860 This is a
00:45:19.680 weird time.
00:45:21.520 You know,
00:45:21.780 anything could
00:45:22.280 happen in the
00:45:22.860 next few weeks,
00:45:23.600 days, but
00:45:23.980 we're definitely
00:45:24.980 entering the
00:45:26.140 best time in
00:45:27.140 human history,
00:45:27.800 and if you're
00:45:29.400 not seeing it,
00:45:30.120 you're missing
00:45:30.480 a great show,
00:45:31.760 because I don't
00:45:32.600 think any humans
00:45:33.620 have ever been
00:45:34.180 in a better
00:45:34.580 situation than
00:45:35.900 we're about to
00:45:36.940 be in.
00:45:37.360 We're not quite
00:45:37.820 there, all right?
00:45:38.840 We've got a lot
00:45:39.620 of work to do,
00:45:40.420 but we're right
00:45:41.540 on the cusp of a
00:45:43.480 golden age that
00:45:44.580 will be phenomenal.
00:45:46.560 All right,
00:45:46.900 that's all for now,
00:45:47.500 and I'll talk to
00:45:48.120 you tomorrow.
00:45:49.420 before.