Episode 1378 Scott Adams: UFOs Confirmed, Fake News Tries Erasing Trump's Obvious Successes, Virus Gain of Function
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Summary
In this episode of the podcast, I talk about how Israel is getting stronger and stronger every day, and why they don't need any more money to get peace with the Palestinians. I also talk about the best thing that makes everything better: The Simultaneous Sip.
Transcript
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Well, ladies and gentlemen, and everybody undefined, it's good that you found me today,
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And it's the best thing that's ever happened in the history of civilization, and it's just
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You know, every morning I prepare for these live streams by making notes and printing them
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It also printed this page, which almost has some smudges on it.
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And when I tell you that you would be watching me throw my printer off the balcony, I'm not
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The only thing preventing that is that other people are asleep in the house right now.
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Otherwise, you would be watching me heave it off of my balcony onto my sidewalk below.
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Now, I'm not promising I won't do that before the end of this live stream.
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So, if I know that the rest of the people in the house are awake, that printer is going
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Texas Governor Abbott reports that the number of COVID-related deaths in Texas yesterday was
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Now, it's not going to stay at zero, of course.
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They had the lowest seven-day COVID positivity rate ever.
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And I've got to tell you, my little town is so hopping.
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The number of people who are out, you can't park.
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So, the Washington Post has an interesting analysis, if you can call it that.
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And one of their claims in this article is that because Israel has the Iron Dome, which is pretty good at shooting down the incoming rockets coming from Gaza, that that's making it harder to get peace.
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Because why would Israel need any peace if they're stopping 90% of the rockets?
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Now, is that a good analysis, that the reason you can't get peace is because one of the sides is too strong?
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I think that we should not discourage people from having a strong national defense because it might prevent them from suing for peace that they don't need and don't want.
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So, what is better than having a peace you don't want and probably wouldn't hold anyway versus having, you know, a dominant control of your own security situation?
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I feel like peace isn't even the first choice, is it?
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You know, there would still be terrorists doing what terrorists do.
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So, you could get maybe the leaders to agree, but it wouldn't stop the terrorists.
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So, I don't think that Israel has any reason for peace with Gaza, let's say.
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There's nothing to be gained as long as they have a dominant situation.
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So, you know, and Israel is getting bigger and stronger every day.
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And they get situations like this and they take care of it.
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Probably be done in a month before it flares up again later.
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Somebody says, Palestinians use peace to get money for their wars.
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Well, there's definitely a monetary incentive to everything.
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So, we're also seeing the news trying to ruin Trump's legacy about the Abraham Accords.
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What they're trying to do is they're trying to say that the Abraham Accords were really about the Palestinian situation,
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even though, you know, nobody involved in the Palestinian situation directly was even part of it.
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But the idea was that if Israel and the other Arab countries got along, maybe it would isolate the Palestinians
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and possibly cause them to be a little more flexible, if indeed that's what it takes.
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But you're seeing the news try to say that the trouble with Israel and the Palestinians
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is somehow negating one of the greatest accomplishments of all time, diplomatically, which is the Abraham Accords.
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So, watch how the news tries to make these two different things into one thing.
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Now, I would argue that the Abraham Accords are holding, meaning that the other Arab countries are not, you know,
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they're not jumping on Israel and pulling out of the Accord.
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You just look at it and you say to yourself, wait, did Israel and those countries that made an agreement with it
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Even when the Gaza is hurling rockets and Israel's responding, it's still held.
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So, it's exactly what it was intended to do, which is isolate the Palestinian situation
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and maybe make that easier to either deal with or to solve in the long run.
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So, it is disgusting to watch the fake news try to turn a gigantic success into a failure
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by making it look like it was really intended to do something directly with the Palestinian violence,
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which it was never meant to be a direct address to that problem.
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Matthew McConaughey is apparently quietly putting out feelers to see if he should run for governor.
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Now, apparently, he polls so high that he might actually win if the polling were accurate and held.
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Do you think that whatever problems we have will be solved by a governor, Matthew McConaughey?
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Well, I liked him a lot more before he did those Lincoln commercials.
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Where it just is so cringy from beginning to end?
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He apparently does have, he's got a college degree and some kind of, I think, the arts
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or some kind of bachelor of science and some kind of communication or arts sort of thing.
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So, and he was thinking about being a lawyer at one point.
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So, he's got that working for him academically, quite smart.
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And, he's well-meaning and probably liked by both Democrats and Republicans to some extent.
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I don't know if he needs to be governor because I don't know that there's a problem there in the first place.
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I mean, does Governor Abbott, is he doing a bad job that I don't know about?
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I mean, I've heard criticisms, but all the governors are getting criticized.
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So, I don't know if this is a problem that needs to be solved, but I feel like there's something terribly broken with the world if Matthew McConaughey can become governor.
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You know, I think Reagan was a different animal because he was always political, even when he was an actor.
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I just don't know about actors becoming governors.
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It just doesn't feel like a good trend for the long term.
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You know, arguably, even Arnold Schwarzenegger was kind of political before he ran for office.
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How many of you saw the 60 Minutes on the UFOs?
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So, there's more videos of alleged UFOs, which tend to be these oval-shaped objects, which they never get a good picture of, but they can definitely see it on the infrared and on the radar.
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I feel like it's fair to say there's something.
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And, when we say UFOs are confirmed, which I cheekily did in my tweet about this live stream, confirming a UFO isn't anything.
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It just confirms that we don't know what they are.
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So, when you say it, UFOs are confirmed, of course, people think you've confirmed aliens.
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There was at least one part of the 60 Minutes part that I hadn't heard before.
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I guess it might have been two jets with two pilots each.
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They report that there was some oval object making the ocean swirl, and then it flew away.
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And, they didn't want to talk about it until now.
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And, so, you have to ask yourself, what is more likely that four people really saw something that is not of earthly design?
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Because, apparently, it was doing things that earth technology can't do.
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Is it more likely that four people are lying or mistaken?
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Or, is it more likely that there are aliens who are visiting with advanced technology?
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Most of our headlines are about things that people see that aren't there.
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Most of our hoaxes, and, in fact, most of our headlines even today.
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Most of our headlines today are about things that people saw that weren't there.
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Most of your experience, every day, involves people clearly seeing things that aren't there.
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Your co-workers remember a conversation that didn't happen.
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The news is reporting something that didn't happen.
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So, one hypothesis, that four people could have the same crazy hallucination, or just mistaken perception,
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that is the most common thing in the entire world.
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Because we all think that our perceptions are pretty good.
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Other people's must be at least a little bit good.
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So it seems like it would be really unusual that four people would see a UFO right up close,
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and they'd be military people, and they'd have the same story.
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What are the odds that that didn't really happen?
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It's the most common thing in your experience is that people see things that aren't there.
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Now, how common is it in all of our experience to see a confirmed alien spaceship?
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Well, so far none in the history of civilization.
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But we certainly have lots of stories about them.
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Now, if you have one situation, which is the most common situation in reality,
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people seeing things that don't exist, even when multiple people see it.
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Versus something that's never happened and would be extraordinary and violate physics if it did.
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If I could bet my entire net wealth and have a certain answer, hypothetically, if you could know for sure,
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I would bet my entire net wealth that it's not an alien spaceship.
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Here's another news that I'd say I'm a little skeptical of.
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Apparently there's a story in USA Today that a woman who is a black homeowner had her home appraised twice
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and worried that she was getting a low appraisal because she was black.
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So she decided to do an experiment in which she got a white family to pretend it was their house.
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And then the third appraisal of their house was double, double what the first two were.
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I can't imagine that the news would report something that's totally untrue.
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But do you believe that one woman's house was appraised by two people for, I guess, $110,000 and $125,000?
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Because the USA Today reported it like it's true.
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And you should see the comments on the tweet from people who do appraisals for a living.
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Finding other homes that are sold for a certain price.
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If the appraisal doesn't show that the other homes in your area sold for a similar price,
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Because your own appraisal would say it's fake.
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And then here's yours, completely different than all the other houses like yours.
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And we're going to just keep it that way because we're appraising it for half of what all the other houses are worth.
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Now, some people are speculating that what did happen is that the first two appraisals,
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was during the depths of the coronavirus problem when nothing looked like it was worth anything.
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And then the third appraisal happened when things were picking up.
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The stock market was up by 50% or whatever, whatever the number was.
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I don't know what the real story is, but this is not real.
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And have I told you about stories that are a little bit too on the nose?
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But, you know, she's a victim of racism so bad that her home was appraised at half of its value.
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Now, if I'd seen this story and it said there's a 30% difference, I wouldn't have even questioned it.
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I mean, I would have been horrified if there were a 30% difference.
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I mean, the news isn't even trying anymore when they report stories like this.
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Remember I told you that the disagreement between Dr. Fauci and Rand Paul about whether Fauci had ever supported funding for gain-of-function stuff in Wuhan?
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And I said to you that my theory was that they were both correct, disagreeing, but both correct.
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And the reason I gave is that gain-of-function was probably being used in two different ways so that they were both right.
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Let me tell you what the Collins, who's the head of the NIH, said.
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So here he'll be denying that they were involved in any funding for gain-of-function research on dangerous coronaviruses.
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To see if they could be more transmissible or lethal for individuals in the human species, he added.
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And then he said, that was not something that we would have done.
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And that's something Senator Paul might want to be a bit more clear about.
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So he starts out by saying, talking about gain-of-function on dangerous coronaviruses.
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And he says we never funded that kind of research.
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And gain-of-function to weaponize it is a subset of that category.
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So, is it true that they did non-weaponized research on gain-of-function,
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but they did not fund in any way weaponizing gain-of-function?
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So this looks like fake news, meaning that it looks like there's a disagreement,
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but they're just using the words differently, I think.
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Do you remember Project Veritas had an undercover video of a CNN technical director?
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And he was saying about how CNN plans to panic us about the climate
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as their next big theme that they'll weave into everything.
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Well, here's your example of your CNN climate panic porn.
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could lead to altered weather patterns across the globe
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It would be massive mental health problems, right?
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they're not trying to give you mental health problems,