Episode 1398 Scott Adams: Puppies and Rainbows Are the Decoy Topics For Today
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 1 minute
Words per Minute
148.83751
Summary
Floyd Mayweather and Logan Paul are getting ready to box, AOC's grandmother is having a hard time, and Matt Walsh takes care of AOC s problem with a political fundraising scam, and more. Plus, I play "The simultaneous sip" and try to game the algorithm.
Transcript
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Hey everybody, it's time for poppies and rainbows.
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We're trying to game the system with the algorithm
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because the algorithm will demonetize me if I have any controversial topics in it.
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I mean, nothing that would get me booted off of social media,
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but it's very controversial in its own modest way.
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So before we do the simultaneous sip, and I know that's why many of you are here,
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can we talk about Floyd Mayweather and Logan Paul getting ready to box?
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What is happening with the world that Floyd Mayweather and Logan Paul even can be in the same ring?
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Isn't one of them the best boxer in the world, and the other one is Logan Paul?
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It's good entertainment, and I have to say that Logan Paul is a genius at getting publicity.
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And I also have to say, I was looking at the video.
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So I guess they're doing a little publicity thing, the weigh-in or whatever it is,
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where the two potential boxers are basically doing a visual thing.
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And Logan Paul said, and I quote, talking about the boxing match, he said,
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tomorrow I break the effing simulation and beat the greatest boxer in the history of the planet.
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So even Logan Paul is describing the fact that he will be boxing the best boxer on the planet.
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So even Logan Paul is talking about living in the simulation.
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Now, if you were him, and you had the life that Logan Paul has had so far,
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wouldn't you believe you lived in a simulation?
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but it looks like he just decides what he wants reality to be,
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all you need is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tank or chalice,
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a stein, a canteen, a jug of flask, a vessel of any kind.
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the dopamine of the day, the thing that makes everything better,
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It's called the simultaneous sip, and it's going to happen now.
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Now, you saw the story about AOC's grandmother down in Puerto Rico,
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and AOC blamed President Trump for her grandmother
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So after AOC complained about her grandmother's situation,
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he did a GoFundMe to raise money for her grandmother.
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So it's funny because Matt Walsh is a right-leaning critic of AOC.
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Now, this may be just my own impression, right?
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People actually put their credit cards in there.
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because the GoFundMe ended up getting canceled.
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And you've never seen it more cleanly laid out.
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Although it's kind of cruel for the grandmother.
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So the Republicans had their convention last night.
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Trump said that China is responsible for the virus
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Now, when Trump says China should pay $10 trillion in reparations,
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You know, you don't realize what good looks like
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Let me show you what good persuasion looks like.
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that you would remember for the rest of your life.
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that you would remember for the rest of your life.
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Yeah, maybe nine justices of the Supreme Court.
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I think you're making too big a deal about this.
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That's going to get people out of their chairs.
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if you say your kids are going to be brainwashed