Real Coffee with Scott Adams - Episode 1403 Scott Adams： Bunnies and Chocolate Ice Cream Are the Decoy Topics For Today

00:00:00.560 Hey, everybody. Come on in. You're just on time, and it's time for Coffee with Scott Adams.

00:00:09.040 A lot of people are saying it's the best thing that's ever happened to them.

00:00:13.960 I can't give you their names because they'd like to remain anonymous, but I'm telling you,

00:00:19.520 anonymous people everywhere are saying that this is the best thing that's ever happened.

00:00:24.160 And we'll do the simultaneous sip in a moment.

00:00:26.660 But first, I'd like to talk about word thinking, because I want to get you all mad before we start.

00:00:35.500 Are you ready for this?

00:00:37.800 Here's a typical conversation between a potential transgender person and a typical conservative.

00:00:47.480 I told you, you're going to get mad. It goes like this.

00:00:50.600 Transgender says, you know, I know I was born with male body parts, but on the inside, in my mind, I feel that I'm really female.

00:01:03.020 And I'd like the freedom to be able to live my internal life, you know, my mental truth.

00:01:10.240 And that will take some changes on my external parts.

00:01:14.640 A conservative says, you're a man.

00:01:19.660 The transgender says, no, I get that. 1.00

00:01:21.900 I get what you're saying, that I was born with male body parts.

00:01:24.660 But the part you can't see, the part that's in my head, thinks I'm female and always has.

00:01:31.620 You know, it's been many years.

00:01:33.000 I'm in my 30s now.

00:01:35.840 So I get your point, but I'd like to alter the exterior part to make it consistent with my interior thoughts.

00:01:42.600 A conservative says, you're not a woman. 1.00

00:01:47.260 And the transgender says, yeah, we've been over this. 0.99

00:01:51.040 I get what you're saying.

00:01:52.280 On the outside, biologically, the stuff you can see, I'm definitely a man.

00:01:59.480 But on the inside, the part you can't see, that's personal to me,

00:02:04.040 I'd like to live consistent with my interior truth.

00:02:07.980 A conservative says, you're not a woman. 1.00

00:02:12.600 Are they having the same conversation?

00:02:15.820 They're not. 1.00

00:02:17.980 The entire topic is just bullshit. 0.99

00:02:23.920 It's just two people having a different conversation while imagining it's the same conversation. 1.00

00:02:30.780 Somebody says, LOL, they never concede physical biology.

00:02:36.040 Yes, they do.

00:02:39.280 That's why you do the operation.

00:02:42.200 The operation, its only point is because they concede the physical reality.

00:02:48.600 There's no disagreement here.

00:02:50.160 Now, the question of who plays in what sports leagues is a completely separate question.

00:03:00.540 And I think there's room for disagreement in that.

00:03:05.100 But there's no disagreement about the fact that somebody has male parts or female parts when they're born.

00:03:12.300 And we act as if there's somehow, that's a disagreement.

00:03:16.020 All right.

00:03:16.780 Now that we've settled that, and you know that that's a fake debate,

00:03:21.280 how about the simultaneous sip, if there's anybody left?

00:03:24.720 Because I know you don't like that topic.

00:03:26.220 And if you'd like to enjoy this to the maximum extent,

00:03:30.000 all you need is a cup or mug or a glass, a tank or a chalice or a stein, a canteen jug or a flask,

00:03:34.680 a vessel of any kind.

00:03:37.540 Fill it with your favorite liquid.

00:03:39.760 I like coffee.

00:03:41.480 And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine of the day,

00:03:44.380 the thing that makes everything better.

00:03:47.500 Everything.

00:03:48.460 It's called the simultaneous sip, and you're going to savor it.

00:03:51.260 Go.

00:03:51.460 Savor it.

00:03:56.780 Savor it.

00:03:58.460 Good.

00:03:59.260 Good.

00:04:01.580 Well, apparently there's a bipartisan group of senators,

00:04:05.240 10 senators, 5 Dems, 5 GOP.

00:04:08.640 And these awesome people in the middle of the political spectrum

00:04:13.420 agreed on an infrastructure package.

00:04:16.860 Now, of course, they would have to sell their agreement to the wider body of Congress,

00:04:21.120 but amazingly, 5 Dems and 5 Republicans came up with an agreement for an infrastructure package.

00:04:29.580 Would you like to hear the details of what they came up with?

00:04:35.100 Why?

00:04:37.000 What's the difference?

00:04:38.880 It doesn't make any difference.

00:04:40.600 It's not like anybody's going to implement this agreement.

00:04:42.900 The whole reason that people disagree is for political reasons.

00:04:49.580 If 10 people got together and said,

00:04:52.740 hey, if we were to ignore the politics of this for a moment,

00:04:58.760 what kind of agreement would we come up with that was just sort of good work for the public?

00:05:04.560 Nobody cares about that.

00:05:06.680 Are you kidding me?

00:05:07.620 Do you think AOC cares what these 10 people came up with?

00:05:12.180 I don't think so.

00:05:13.480 Do you think Bernie cares?

00:05:15.320 No.

00:05:16.620 Now, Biden might care, because he is centrist by nature, I think.

00:05:21.180 That's my opinion of him.

00:05:23.140 But I don't think this is going anywhere.

00:05:27.380 So that's my prediction,

00:05:29.240 is that the bipartisan agreement means absolutely nothing in today's day and age.

00:05:35.300 But I'm glad they tried it.

00:05:37.620 Now, if I'm wrong,

00:05:40.080 suppose I'm wrong.

00:05:42.380 Suppose that Congress actually agreed on some version of this bipartisan package.

00:05:49.280 What would that tell you?

00:05:51.580 If that happened, wildly unlikely,

00:05:54.900 but if it happened,

00:05:56.200 this is the only way we should do government.

00:05:59.240 We should do it like this every time.

00:06:01.360 If it works.

00:06:02.300 Do you know why we've never done it this way before?

00:06:06.320 Oh, actually, maybe we have.

00:06:07.800 Maybe you can think of some historical situation.

00:06:10.760 But in the current times,

00:06:12.380 I don't think this is really a thing you can do.

00:06:15.220 Because the people involved are not trying to do what's right.

00:06:18.960 They're just not.

00:06:20.260 They're trying to do what gets them elected.

00:06:22.020 They're trying to do what their side agrees with, etc.

00:06:25.740 So, I predict that this will go nowhere.

00:06:28.720 But I'd love to be wrong.

00:06:29.680 If there's anything I would like to be wrong about,

00:06:31.900 it would be that.

00:06:33.320 There's some news out of Iran

00:06:34.860 that I don't know if this is real.

00:06:39.620 It feels exactly like fake news

00:06:42.220 because it's just a little bit too on the nose.

00:06:45.260 But the way it's coming to us looks real.

00:06:49.600 So, I guess I'm a little on the fence on this one.

00:06:52.340 Because there is a video

00:06:54.260 and people are not saying it's fake.

00:06:57.740 But here's the story.

00:07:00.260 There's a candidate for president in Iran.

00:07:03.640 And the candidate, Mohsen Rezaei,

00:07:07.640 says that he'd take a thousand more American hostages

00:07:10.320 and use the hostage ransom money

00:07:13.660 to boost the Iranian economy.

00:07:15.620 Now, I'm thinking he probably won't get elected.

00:07:22.320 That doesn't really seem like a campaign promise

00:07:25.360 that would catapult you into the presidency,

00:07:29.220 given that that would cause us to attack Iran 0.98

00:07:32.280 and destroy it completely. 0.79

00:07:34.520 But, is this real?

00:07:37.860 Do you think that a candidate for president in Iran

00:07:40.580 actually said that?

00:07:41.700 Because it really doesn't sound like something

00:07:44.740 that somebody would have really said in public.

00:07:47.480 So, I'm going to put a little asterisk next to this one

00:07:50.140 and say, maybe.

00:07:52.600 But if I got caught on this as fake news,

00:07:55.260 I would feel pretty bad.

00:07:56.760 Because it looks like fake news.

00:07:59.060 Doesn't mean it is.

00:08:00.720 It just smells like it and looks like it.

00:08:02.960 I don't know how it could be fake news.

00:08:05.060 But it sure looks like it.

00:08:07.060 So, here's the good news

00:08:09.540 that could come out of bad news.

00:08:12.660 Critical race theory being taught in our schools

00:08:15.280 is very divisive.

00:08:18.000 Turns out there are plenty of black Americans

00:08:21.160 who think it's a really bad idea 0.62

00:08:23.060 to divide people by race

00:08:24.820 and make race your primary filter on life.

00:08:29.020 And I wonder if there's a positive thing

00:08:32.620 that could come out of this,

00:08:33.900 which is if critical race theory

00:08:35.900 is what finally breaks the teachers' unions

00:08:38.420 by taking their credibility completely out of the universe,

00:08:44.000 maybe we get more school competition.

00:08:46.880 It wasn't the way anybody would have wanted to do it.

00:08:49.740 But maybe this is such an overreach

00:08:51.600 and so outrageous

00:08:52.700 that it is the reason

00:08:54.680 that school competition leaps into being,

00:08:58.380 that plus the coronavirus,

00:09:00.600 in where maybe it wouldn't have.

00:09:02.440 So, it's possible that this is what breaks the system

00:09:06.100 and breaks the control of the teachers' unions,

00:09:08.600 which, as you know,

00:09:09.520 are the primary source of systemic racism.

00:09:13.820 Because if the teachers' unions

00:09:18.080 didn't block competition in schools,

00:09:20.840 which they do effectively by controlling politics,

00:09:24.060 they have a lot of money

00:09:24.960 so they can control politics locally.

00:09:27.760 If they weren't doing that,

00:09:29.120 maybe we'd have better school competition.

00:09:31.340 Maybe black kids and white kids 0.97

00:09:34.760 and brown kids of all types

00:09:36.640 who are low income

00:09:37.880 could have good educations.

00:09:39.940 I'm going to make a statement

00:09:42.000 that I feel is fair,

00:09:44.640 which is that in the United States,

00:09:46.680 if you get educated,

00:09:48.540 you'll be fine.

00:09:50.240 Now, that education could include a trade skill.

00:09:53.500 It doesn't have to be a traditional college.

00:09:56.240 But if you get an education

00:09:57.920 or develop a useful skill,

00:10:00.260 you'll be fine in this country.

00:10:03.200 It is basically all you need

00:10:05.080 if you stay in jail and don't get addicted.

00:10:09.940 And so, I would like to make this following statement.

00:10:14.160 In general,

00:10:15.700 you know that I like systems over goals, right?

00:10:18.760 I like a system,

00:10:20.200 something you're doing every day

00:10:21.620 to get you into a good situation,

00:10:23.860 as opposed to a goal,

00:10:25.640 which is,

00:10:26.140 I'm going to do this specific thing,

00:10:28.080 but I don't know how. 0.64

00:10:30.080 It's kind of useless.

00:10:31.360 So the goal

00:10:32.080 is to have everything equal and no racism, right?

00:10:36.660 If we could just snap our fingers

00:10:38.260 and say, all right,

00:10:39.360 all the racism is gone

00:10:40.640 and now everything's equal.

00:10:43.160 Well, maybe.

00:10:44.360 Maybe we'd snap our fingers

00:10:45.620 and get that done.

00:10:47.100 But you need a system

00:10:48.740 to make that happen.

00:10:50.900 And I would propose the following.

00:10:53.940 Focusing primarily on your problems

00:10:56.960 gives you more problems.

00:11:00.020 Focusing primarily on solutions

00:11:02.560 gives you more solutions.

00:11:05.660 Critical race theory

00:11:06.640 is primarily about

00:11:08.080 focusing on your problem.

00:11:10.720 And if you do,

00:11:11.860 you'll have more problems.

00:11:13.940 Now, remember,

00:11:15.360 your reality that you live in

00:11:16.900 is subjective.

00:11:18.540 If you wake up in the morning

00:11:19.880 and think of only your problems,

00:11:21.680 then you live in a world of problems.

00:11:23.720 If you wake up in the morning

00:11:24.960 and think of only solutions

00:11:26.260 and positive things,

00:11:27.860 not ignoring your problems,

00:11:29.240 you still have to solve problems,

00:11:30.520 but it's not your main focus.

00:11:32.960 Your focus is on solutions.

00:11:34.900 What do you get more of?

00:11:36.580 More solutions, right?

00:11:38.740 The thing you're focusing on

00:11:40.720 is the thing you get more of.

00:11:42.660 So if your system

00:11:44.080 is critical race theory,

00:11:47.000 you're going to get more racism.

00:11:50.880 And sure enough,

00:11:52.280 you're getting more of exactly

00:11:53.880 what you're focusing on.

00:11:55.180 If you can't learn this basic thing,

00:11:58.160 that you always get more

00:11:59.380 of what you focus on.

00:12:01.300 Again, you can't ignore problems.

00:12:03.400 But if you make it

00:12:04.160 your main filter of life,

00:12:06.060 you just get more of them.

00:12:07.420 Or it will feel like

00:12:08.520 you have more of them,

00:12:09.620 which ends up having

00:12:10.460 the same impact, right?

00:12:12.820 At least in terms of

00:12:13.900 your subjective reality.

00:12:15.700 So here, instead of

00:12:16.800 focusing on the problems,

00:12:19.860 I would suggest,

00:12:21.520 as I have many times,

00:12:22.900 that you teach strategy

00:12:24.860 in schools.

00:12:26.940 Life strategy.

00:12:28.160 Now, I, of course,

00:12:29.580 have written books on it.

00:12:30.620 Not that one.

00:12:32.180 But how to fail at

00:12:33.060 almost everything

00:12:33.600 and still win big

00:12:34.460 would be one example

00:12:36.060 of life strategy systems

00:12:39.000 you could teach

00:12:39.720 to young people.

00:12:40.760 There are other ones,

00:12:41.580 so it doesn't have to be mine.

00:12:43.840 But here's the thing. 0.98

00:12:44.800 If you go to a young black kid 1.00

00:12:46.480 and say, 0.95

00:12:47.160 here's the deal.

00:12:48.300 There's all kinds of racism

00:12:49.400 in America. 0.89

00:12:51.540 And the black kid says, 0.90

00:12:52.420 yeah, I've seen it.

00:12:53.220 I know what you mean.

00:12:53.860 And then you say,

00:12:55.160 okay, we're done

00:12:55.700 talking about that.

00:12:58.340 There's nothing else to say.

00:13:00.200 Plenty of racism.

00:13:01.580 It's going to be a problem.

00:13:03.140 Never is going to go away

00:13:04.460 completely.

00:13:05.600 Do you get that?

00:13:07.240 Black kid says, 0.78

00:13:08.080 yeah, I get that.

00:13:08.900 That's like the most obvious

00:13:09.820 thing in the world.

00:13:10.760 All right, we're done

00:13:11.280 talking about it.

00:13:12.480 Now let's talk about

00:13:13.360 what you do about it.

00:13:14.880 Here's your strategy.

00:13:16.360 Did you know

00:13:17.060 that if you do well in school,

00:13:18.680 the Fortune 500 companies

00:13:20.100 are begging to hire you

00:13:21.840 and mentor you

00:13:22.620 to the highest level

00:13:24.040 you can achieve?

00:13:25.040 Did you know that? 0.87

00:13:26.280 Black kid says, 0.97

00:13:27.340 what? 0.99

00:13:28.480 Yeah, did you know

00:13:29.500 that if you get an education

00:13:31.460 and go in for a job interview

00:13:32.840 at any Fortune 500 company

00:13:34.900 that you will be picked

00:13:36.740 ahead of all the white candidates?

00:13:38.700 Did you know that? 0.85

00:13:40.440 And the black kid will say, 0.99

00:13:41.720 I did not know that. 0.97

00:13:43.620 Well, now you do.

00:13:44.760 So what are you going

00:13:45.280 to do about it?

00:13:46.580 Are you going to maybe

00:13:47.340 focus on school?

00:13:49.240 Because now you know

00:13:50.180 that focusing on school

00:13:51.480 100% works.

00:13:54.200 Maybe it's not school.

00:13:55.880 Maybe you're more suited

00:13:57.060 for a trade.

00:13:58.740 But focusing on a trade

00:13:59.960 100% works.

00:14:03.060 It doesn't work sometimes.

00:14:05.260 It works every freaking time.

00:14:07.600 So teach the kids 0.54

00:14:08.920 how to succeed

00:14:10.400 in a world where

00:14:11.440 not everybody

00:14:12.480 has equal options,

00:14:14.280 but everybody

00:14:15.200 has equal access

00:14:16.440 to at least one option

00:14:18.440 that's going to work

00:14:19.580 every time.

00:14:20.160 get a good job,

00:14:22.100 go to a big company

00:14:23.000 that's dying

00:14:23.820 to get more diversity.

00:14:25.320 That is every big company.

00:14:27.520 All of them.

00:14:28.460 You could pick your industry.

00:14:30.220 You could pick your career.

00:14:32.380 Anything.

00:14:33.420 You have all of that

00:14:34.600 available to you.

00:14:36.320 How about just

00:14:36.880 teaching people that?

00:14:38.240 Which one do you think

00:14:39.040 gets you a better result?

00:14:40.620 Teaching people

00:14:41.280 to focus on their problems

00:14:42.480 and complain,

00:14:43.780 or teaching people

00:14:44.760 how to minimize

00:14:45.580 their problems

00:14:46.440 somewhat

00:14:47.620 in an obvious way.

00:14:50.400 Not even

00:14:51.160 a big risk involved.

00:14:54.500 All right.

00:14:55.760 Why are there

00:14:56.160 no effective

00:14:57.040 black leaders? 0.93

00:14:59.040 Now you might say 0.98

00:14:59.980 to yourself,

00:15:00.560 Scott, 1.00

00:15:01.140 you racist 0.99

00:15:01.780 or you're out of it. 0.54

00:15:02.800 There are plenty

00:15:03.460 of effective

00:15:04.140 black leaders. 0.55

00:15:05.340 Are you kidding me? 0.99

00:15:06.680 All over the place.

00:15:08.160 For example,

00:15:09.060 I don't know.

00:15:10.440 I can't think of any.

00:15:11.960 But there used to be,

00:15:14.060 I mean,

00:15:14.640 Martin Luther King

00:15:15.420 was effective

00:15:16.620 and a black leader

00:15:18.320 and everybody

00:15:19.080 understood that.

00:15:21.020 Less so in his time,

00:15:23.300 but certainly

00:15:23.820 we understand it

00:15:24.640 in modern times.

00:15:26.720 I hear somebody

00:15:27.820 in the comments

00:15:28.420 saying Candace Owens,

00:15:29.780 but she doesn't

00:15:30.700 really extend over

00:15:31.660 to the other side

00:15:33.320 of the political aisle.

00:15:34.700 So there's a little

00:15:35.220 bit of a limit there.

00:15:37.900 Obama didn't really

00:15:39.380 take that mantle.

00:15:40.640 He tried to be

00:15:41.680 everybody's president

00:15:42.600 to his credit,

00:15:43.540 by the way.

00:15:44.160 I give him credit

00:15:44.780 for that.

00:15:46.340 Ben Carson,

00:15:47.380 not so much.

00:15:48.140 Thomas Sowell,

00:15:49.000 only the right likes him.

00:15:50.440 Nelson Mandela,

00:15:51.440 doesn't work

00:15:51.920 in the United States.

00:15:53.580 I'm just looking

00:15:54.220 at your comments.

00:15:55.300 Kanye could be

00:15:56.540 that person.

00:15:57.540 He hasn't quite

00:15:58.320 made that his mission.

00:16:00.160 He could be that person,

00:16:01.120 but he isn't.

00:16:02.600 Here's my hypothesis.

00:16:04.740 The reason there are

00:16:05.900 no effective 0.90

00:16:06.600 black leaders 0.98

00:16:07.320 is because 0.70

00:16:07.900 the mainstream media

00:16:09.220 doesn't want any.

00:16:13.440 The mainstream media

00:16:14.720 could make anyone

00:16:15.500 they wanted 0.98

00:16:16.000 a black leader, 0.93

00:16:16.840 couldn't they?

00:16:18.760 Yeah,

00:16:19.300 when you're hearing this,

00:16:20.120 you just thought to yourself, 0.99

00:16:22.120 holy shit, 0.99

00:16:22.800 that's true. 1.00

00:16:24.280 CNN,

00:16:26.220 MSNBC,

00:16:28.000 the left-leaning media

00:16:29.660 could make anyone

00:16:31.080 they wanted 0.99

00:16:31.720 a black leader. 0.98

00:16:33.780 You just put them 0.91

00:16:34.460 on television a lot.

00:16:35.540 That's it.

00:16:35.920 That's the whole thing.

00:16:37.000 There's no big trick to it.

00:16:41.140 You just give somebody

00:16:42.020 a lot of attention

00:16:42.760 and then people say,

00:16:44.360 oh, this person's

00:16:45.080 getting a lot of attention.

00:16:47.000 They must be a leader.

00:16:48.320 And they get more followers

00:16:49.520 on Twitter

00:16:50.200 and suddenly they're a leader.

00:16:52.200 But why

00:16:52.840 has the mainstream media

00:16:55.220 not effectively

00:16:57.360 nominated somebody

00:16:59.560 on their own 0.57

00:17:00.220 to be the black leader? 0.93

00:17:01.360 And I'm not saying 0.65

00:17:02.720 that it has to be 0.98

00:17:04.240 black people 0.99

00:17:05.560 choosing the leader 0.53

00:17:06.600 because the media

00:17:08.980 can just do that for you.

00:17:10.260 They can just decide

00:17:11.080 who your leader is.

00:17:13.380 But they haven't done it.

00:17:15.660 Why not?

00:17:16.940 Feels a little racist, maybe.

00:17:19.420 It feels like

00:17:20.040 the mainstream media

00:17:21.000 always promotes

00:17:22.460 leaders on other topics.

00:17:25.140 I mean,

00:17:25.380 you can think of any topic

00:17:26.620 and think,

00:17:27.060 oh, that's the person

00:17:27.780 they always have on.

00:17:28.540 But where's your

00:17:30.180 effective black leaders

00:17:31.680 who are teaching strategy

00:17:33.060 and working on

00:17:34.640 school choice

00:17:36.660 and are popular

00:17:38.180 on both the left

00:17:39.000 and the right?

00:17:39.680 There's this gigantic

00:17:40.900 gaping hole.

00:17:43.580 And I feel like

00:17:44.280 the mainstream media

00:17:45.440 is largely to blame.

00:17:48.180 Largely to blame. 0.99

00:17:51.820 Sexist Joe Biden 0.97

00:17:53.300 keeps getting away 0.54

00:17:54.420 with saying things

00:17:56.100 that are so amazingly sexist

00:17:58.220 I can barely believe it.

00:18:00.520 So he was meeting

00:18:01.460 with Boris Johnson

00:18:02.380 recently

00:18:03.300 and he joked

00:18:05.460 in the public

00:18:06.100 that he had something

00:18:07.300 in common

00:18:07.760 with Boris Johnson

00:18:08.660 and that they had both

00:18:10.300 married above their station.

00:18:13.060 Now,

00:18:14.220 that's really sexist,

00:18:16.400 isn't it?

00:18:17.680 Am I the only one

00:18:18.780 who thinks that?

00:18:19.860 Because this always

00:18:20.720 reminds me of

00:18:21.780 back in my corporate days

00:18:24.660 now,

00:18:25.440 you know,

00:18:25.760 decades ago.

00:18:26.440 but in my corporate days

00:18:28.140 the super sexist 0.80

00:18:29.860 usually white 0.93

00:18:31.980 male executive

00:18:34.180 would often say

00:18:35.420 the following

00:18:36.020 about their secretary

00:18:37.840 back when secretaries

00:18:39.080 were a popular thing.

00:18:40.720 They would always say,

00:18:42.480 well,

00:18:42.740 my secretary

00:18:44.280 is really the one

00:18:45.220 who's in charge here

00:18:46.160 because she's the one

00:18:47.580 who tells me

00:18:48.160 what my schedule is.

00:18:49.320 So,

00:18:49.560 yeah,

00:18:51.600 it's really the secretary

00:18:53.060 who's in charge.

00:18:53.960 And you'd think to yourself, 0.99

00:18:56.160 you condescending prick. 0.99

00:18:58.920 All right? 0.99

00:18:59.820 Yeah,

00:19:00.320 you don't even talk

00:19:01.560 that way.

00:19:02.380 Right?

00:19:02.840 It's just so cringy

00:19:04.740 and icky.

00:19:05.880 Yeah,

00:19:06.260 I'm seeing in the comments,

00:19:07.200 you remember

00:19:07.660 that was like

00:19:08.180 the most common thing

00:19:09.180 that your old

00:19:10.700 white executive

00:19:11.640 would say,

00:19:12.780 huh,

00:19:13.120 huh,

00:19:13.380 huh,

00:19:13.580 my secretary

00:19:14.420 is really in charge.

00:19:16.220 And when I hear

00:19:17.020 Joe Biden say this,

00:19:18.700 oh,

00:19:19.020 we both married

00:19:19.820 above our station

00:19:20.920 because Joe Biden

00:19:23.000 is president 0.83

00:19:23.920 of the frickin' 0.95

00:19:25.060 United States. 0.72

00:19:27.320 Jill Biden

00:19:27.980 is the woman

00:19:29.820 who married him.

00:19:31.560 Those are equal.

00:19:34.320 Yeah,

00:19:34.640 Jill Biden

00:19:35.200 is accomplished,

00:19:36.300 right?

00:19:36.640 She's got a doctorate,

00:19:38.160 successful person.

00:19:39.720 But these two things

00:19:41.100 are not equal.

00:19:43.000 Joe Biden

00:19:43.520 is the president

00:19:44.280 of the United States.

00:19:46.780 She's a successful 0.70

00:19:47.820 human being

00:19:48.720 with all credit

00:19:50.460 to her.

00:19:51.400 But why does he

00:19:52.320 have to promote her 0.93

00:19:53.300 as being better

00:19:54.160 than him?

00:19:55.240 It's just sexist,

00:19:56.760 cringy stuff.

00:19:58.540 Ugh.

00:19:59.580 How about,

00:20:00.360 how about,

00:20:01.600 you know,

00:20:02.580 he's doing great

00:20:04.300 in his job,

00:20:05.220 she's doing great

00:20:06.020 in her chosen field,

00:20:07.900 and you just don't need

00:20:08.980 to say anything

00:20:09.500 about it,

00:20:10.120 maybe.

00:20:12.580 Well,

00:20:13.060 we've got a fentanyl

00:20:14.180 crisis at the border

00:20:15.300 that's worse than ever.

00:20:17.920 59 pounds of it

00:20:19.300 has come through,

00:20:19.840 which is a ginormous

00:20:21.580 amount.

00:20:23.060 In a year,

00:20:23.620 fentanyl seizures

00:20:24.440 have jumped

00:20:25.060 800% in Texas.

00:20:27.760 One year,

00:20:29.540 fentanyl,

00:20:30.560 the most dangerous

00:20:31.620 chemical coming

00:20:32.680 into the country,

00:20:34.000 has jumped

00:20:35.100 800%.

00:20:36.240 That's China, 1.00

00:20:38.660 and that's the

00:20:39.260 cartels.

00:20:40.400 China sends 0.99

00:20:41.060 the chemicals

00:20:42.280 to the cartels

00:20:43.100 for processing,

00:20:43.840 and China

00:20:46.000 promised they

00:20:47.020 would clamp

00:20:47.460 down on it

00:20:48.100 and did the

00:20:48.760 opposite.

00:20:49.520 Instead of

00:20:50.020 clamping down,

00:20:50.820 they've increased

00:20:51.460 it,

00:20:51.860 apparently.

00:20:53.640 So,

00:20:54.740 why do we have

00:20:55.920 still relations

00:20:56.700 with China?

00:20:58.120 Why are our

00:20:59.220 embassies still

00:21:00.040 open?

00:21:01.560 We're at war,

00:21:02.440 and we're 1.00

00:21:04.060 fucking idiots 1.00

00:21:04.960 for having 1.00

00:21:06.580 diplomatic relations

00:21:08.000 with China

00:21:08.660 while this is

00:21:09.820 happening.

00:21:10.640 We should not

00:21:11.500 have diplomatic

00:21:12.520 relations with

00:21:13.360 China

00:21:13.660 while this is

00:21:15.300 happening.

00:21:16.400 Now,

00:21:17.120 you can't punish

00:21:18.020 every country

00:21:18.780 for all the bad

00:21:19.780 things they're

00:21:20.300 doing.

00:21:21.420 A lot of

00:21:21.920 countries are

00:21:22.900 doing bad

00:21:23.320 things to

00:21:23.760 their own

00:21:24.140 citizens.

00:21:25.280 You still

00:21:25.920 want a

00:21:26.980 diplomatic

00:21:27.360 presence.

00:21:28.640 But when

00:21:29.060 somebody is

00:21:29.740 killing tens

00:21:30.640 of thousands 1.00

00:21:31.200 of your people

00:21:32.140 right in front

00:21:32.780 of you,

00:21:34.220 and not even

00:21:34.780 hiding it,

00:21:36.340 you don't have

00:21:37.520 diplomatic relations

00:21:38.500 with those 1.00

00:21:39.060 motherfuckers, 1.00

00:21:40.200 do you? 1.00

00:21:42.140 This is

00:21:42.820 completely

00:21:43.320 unacceptable.

00:21:44.440 And by the

00:21:44.840 way, 1.00

00:21:45.680 fuck Trump 1.00

00:21:46.400 for not doing 1.00

00:21:47.180 enough about

00:21:47.740 it. 1.00

00:21:48.420 Fuck him. 1.00

00:21:49.660 Trump promised 1.00

00:21:50.500 to do a lot

00:21:51.320 about this,

00:21:51.820 did nothing.

00:21:52.740 I mean,

00:21:53.020 he asked them

00:21:53.680 to do something,

00:21:54.320 they did nothing,

00:21:55.300 he didn't respond. 1.00

00:21:56.700 Fuck Trump. 1.00

00:21:58.280 Fuck him 1.00

00:21:58.940 for not doing 1.00

00:21:59.920 enough about

00:22:00.500 this. 1.00

00:22:00.760 And fuck 1.00

00:22:01.660 Biden for 1.00

00:22:02.860 fucking doing 1.00

00:22:03.480 nothing about 1.00

00:22:04.100 it,

00:22:04.320 even less. 1.00

00:22:05.520 Fuck both 1.00

00:22:06.220 of them. 1.00

00:22:07.340 All right?

00:22:07.940 This isn't

00:22:08.600 political at

00:22:09.180 all.

00:22:10.140 We're at

00:22:10.580 war,

00:22:11.160 and we've

00:22:11.500 had two

00:22:13.100 commanders-in-chief

00:22:16.320 who don't even 1.00

00:22:17.340 fucking know 0.99

00:22:18.120 we're in a war. 0.99

00:22:20.220 Total,

00:22:20.880 total failure,

00:22:22.100 both of them.

00:22:23.100 All right?

00:22:23.360 You can't give

00:22:23.860 anybody a partial

00:22:24.680 credit on this.

00:22:25.880 Complete,

00:22:26.500 complete failure,

00:22:27.480 both presidents.

00:22:28.960 No,

00:22:29.220 I'm not giving

00:22:30.460 them anything

00:22:31.060 for this.

00:22:33.880 There have

00:22:34.560 been more

00:22:34.980 than 88,000

00:22:36.180 Americans who

00:22:36.980 died from

00:22:37.500 overdoses in

00:22:38.480 the last 12

00:22:39.420 months,

00:22:40.900 ending in

00:22:41.520 October 2020,

00:22:43.220 up 19,000

00:22:45.260 from the same

00:22:46.760 period before. 1.00

00:22:49.740 Fuck you. 1.00

00:22:51.920 Fuck every 1.00

00:22:52.780 one of you 1.00

00:22:53.320 politicians who

00:22:54.720 ignore this.

00:22:55.480 How about

00:22:57.140 pushing some

00:22:58.020 critical race

00:22:58.820 theory while

00:23:00.340 88,000

00:23:01.320 Americans 1.00

00:23:01.880 fucking died 1.00

00:23:03.420 for the war 1.00

00:23:04.700 that you don't

00:23:05.240 know is

00:23:05.580 happening?

00:23:08.860 There's a

00:23:09.660 quote in this

00:23:10.520 article I was

00:23:11.060 reading about

00:23:11.560 this problem in

00:23:12.400 which a father

00:23:13.260 was talking about

00:23:14.320 the moment that

00:23:16.200 he was screaming

00:23:17.940 at his dead

00:23:18.920 son to try to

00:23:20.500 get him to

00:23:21.020 breathe while

00:23:22.940 his wife

00:23:23.460 watched on.

00:23:24.120 Now, as

00:23:27.080 you know, I

00:23:28.200 lost my

00:23:28.760 stepson, 19

00:23:30.420 years old, to

00:23:32.440 fentanyl.

00:23:33.900 There were

00:23:34.500 other drugs in

00:23:35.500 the system, but

00:23:36.180 it was probably

00:23:36.720 the fentanyl

00:23:37.280 that did him.

00:23:38.760 And I got to

00:23:39.740 watch him.

00:23:44.000 I got to

00:23:45.140 watch his dead

00:23:50.240 body being

00:23:52.000 carried out of

00:23:52.600 the house, and

00:23:55.380 you don't

00:23:57.660 really forget

00:23:58.180 that.

00:24:00.580 It's been

00:24:01.280 two years.

00:24:05.060 I'm not a

00:24:06.320 biological parent.

00:24:11.280 It's been two

00:24:12.240 years, and it's 0.98

00:24:14.460 not any fucking 0.97

00:24:15.220 better. 0.97

00:24:16.880 It's not any 0.95

00:24:17.900 fucking better. 0.98

00:24:18.620 you don't 1.00

00:24:25.680 recover.

00:24:31.460 You hope

00:24:32.260 you do, but

00:24:34.700 you don't.

00:24:37.540 So, this

00:24:39.880 88,000

00:24:40.740 Americans who

00:24:41.440 died from

00:24:41.900 overdoses,

00:24:43.600 doesn't count

00:24:45.060 the families,

00:24:48.740 doesn't count

00:24:49.460 the siblings,

00:24:50.120 doesn't count

00:24:50.580 the mates,

00:24:51.740 doesn't count

00:24:52.240 the families,

00:24:53.180 who are

00:24:54.800 permanently

00:24:55.600 disabled by

00:24:58.100 this.

00:24:59.120 Permanently.

00:25:00.200 You don't get

00:25:01.020 better. 1.00

00:25:01.260 So, fuck 1.00

00:25:07.140 Biden, fuck 1.00

00:25:08.700 Trump, fuck 1.00

00:25:10.300 China. 1.00

00:25:15.740 We're not

00:25:16.420 taking this

00:25:16.960 seriously.

00:25:18.800 We're just not

00:25:19.580 taking it seriously

00:25:20.380 at all.

00:25:22.320 Not even a

00:25:22.780 little.

00:25:23.540 Texas is

00:25:24.280 apparently building

00:25:25.120 a border wall,

00:25:26.100 and thank you

00:25:26.840 for that.

00:25:27.540 I don't know

00:25:27.960 that it'll stop

00:25:28.700 fentanyl, but

00:25:29.600 it's a step

00:25:30.960 in the right

00:25:31.240 direction.

00:25:34.620 On other

00:25:35.520 news, the

00:25:37.900 CDC says it

00:25:38.860 is unknown

00:25:39.380 how long

00:25:40.120 natural immunity

00:25:41.380 lasts after

00:25:43.280 having COVID-19.

00:25:45.960 And in

00:25:47.860 the Twitter

00:25:48.480 summary of

00:25:50.340 the news,

00:25:51.640 Twitter

00:25:52.660 summarized it

00:25:53.340 this way.

00:25:53.880 It said

00:25:54.080 U.S.

00:25:55.120 Senator

00:25:55.460 Rand Paul

00:25:56.440 of Kentucky

00:25:57.180 falsely

00:25:58.740 stated that

00:25:59.400 because he

00:25:59.900 recovered from

00:26:00.620 COVID-19,

00:26:01.460 he does not

00:26:02.000 need to get

00:26:02.580 vaccinated,

00:26:03.420 CBS News

00:26:04.180 reports.

00:26:05.880 So, here's

00:26:07.320 my problem.

00:26:09.040 I get that

00:26:10.300 what they're

00:26:10.740 saying is that

00:26:11.560 if you have

00:26:11.880 natural immunity,

00:26:14.440 you might

00:26:16.380 benefit, we

00:26:17.900 don't know

00:26:18.280 this 100%,

00:26:19.280 but you might

00:26:19.820 benefit from

00:26:21.060 a little extra

00:26:21.800 boost of

00:26:22.440 immunity from

00:26:23.140 the vaccination,

00:26:24.540 and it might

00:26:25.660 give you a

00:26:26.140 little protection

00:26:26.700 from variants.

00:26:27.700 Now, I

00:26:29.020 think that

00:26:29.400 both of

00:26:29.760 those are

00:26:30.440 questionable

00:26:31.380 assumptions,

00:26:33.260 meaning that

00:26:33.980 although it's

00:26:34.960 probably true

00:26:35.640 that getting

00:26:36.640 the vaccination,

00:26:37.560 even if you've

00:26:38.140 recovered and

00:26:39.360 have antibodies,

00:26:40.560 probably the

00:26:41.220 vaccination would

00:26:41.900 give you a

00:26:42.540 longer immunity.

00:26:44.760 We know the

00:26:45.580 natural immunity

00:26:46.280 is likely to

00:26:47.140 decrease over

00:26:47.780 time, as

00:26:49.160 does the

00:26:49.520 vaccination,

00:26:50.740 but probably

00:26:52.160 it gives you

00:26:52.680 longer immunity.

00:26:53.740 We don't

00:26:55.660 know if that

00:26:56.040 matters, though,

00:26:57.000 right?

00:26:57.660 Does longer

00:26:58.300 immunity matter?

00:27:00.260 Don't know.

00:27:01.320 Because maybe

00:27:02.080 the amount of

00:27:02.860 immunity you

00:27:03.740 get is all

00:27:04.360 you need, and

00:27:05.120 the crisis will

00:27:07.040 pass, and you'll

00:27:07.760 be fine.

00:27:08.980 What about the

00:27:09.780 protection against

00:27:10.660 the variants?

00:27:11.840 Do you believe

00:27:12.600 that the

00:27:13.060 vaccination protects

00:27:14.420 against variants,

00:27:15.740 but natural

00:27:16.940 immunity does

00:27:17.740 not?

00:27:18.980 Do you believe

00:27:19.780 that?

00:27:20.740 I don't think

00:27:21.620 that's demonstrated,

00:27:22.460 is it?

00:27:23.640 So there might

00:27:24.460 be a scientific

00:27:26.040 consensus on

00:27:27.280 what's likely to

00:27:28.220 be true, but I

00:27:29.220 don't think that's

00:27:29.640 been demonstrated,

00:27:30.780 has it?

00:27:31.960 And so if you're

00:27:33.440 Rand Paul, and

00:27:34.880 you're looking at

00:27:35.520 your own personal

00:27:36.400 situation, and

00:27:37.980 you're saying,

00:27:38.540 well, my risk

00:27:39.540 reward is I

00:27:41.060 don't want to put

00:27:41.680 a new chemical

00:27:42.500 inside me, even

00:27:43.980 though the risks

00:27:44.960 are small, because

00:27:46.320 the risk of

00:27:47.140 having a problem

00:27:48.040 once I've had the

00:27:49.180 coronavirus is

00:27:50.360 also very small.

00:27:51.360 And so he

00:27:53.160 might say, I

00:27:53.860 don't need it.

00:27:55.460 But here's my

00:27:56.780 problem.

00:27:58.600 Don't use the

00:27:59.520 word need on

00:28:00.860 this topic.

00:28:02.420 Do you know

00:28:02.700 what Rand Paul

00:28:03.380 needs?

00:28:04.640 He needs you to 1.00

00:28:05.740 shut the fuck up 0.99

00:28:06.620 about what he 1.00

00:28:07.160 needs.

00:28:08.520 How about, that's

00:28:09.300 none of your

00:28:09.660 business, what he 1.00

00:28:10.900 fucking needs. 0.99

00:28:12.460 How about we 1.00

00:28:13.200 let Rand Paul

00:28:14.080 decide what he 0.99

00:28:15.040 fucking needs? 0.99

00:28:17.500 Giving him 0.99

00:28:18.240 options is great.

00:28:19.200 explaining what

00:28:20.780 the potential

00:28:21.860 benefits of

00:28:22.540 those options

00:28:23.240 is, even

00:28:24.360 better.

00:28:25.460 Having full

00:28:26.980 information about

00:28:27.860 your options,

00:28:29.160 excellent.

00:28:30.400 Telling him 0.99

00:28:31.120 what he fucking 0.99

00:28:32.040 needs is too 0.99

00:28:33.480 far.

00:28:34.900 He will decide 0.99

00:28:35.800 what he fucking 1.00

00:28:36.440 needs. 0.99

00:28:38.120 All right?

00:28:38.580 Nobody else.

00:28:40.040 Nobody else.

00:28:41.020 Don't use that

00:28:41.580 word.

00:28:42.900 Don't use it on

00:28:43.520 me, don't use it

00:28:44.260 on him.

00:28:45.180 We'll decide what 0.99

00:28:45.920 we fucking need. 0.99

00:28:46.660 Favorite story 1.00

00:28:50.360 of the day,

00:28:50.980 Jeffrey Toobin

00:28:51.680 is back on

00:28:52.980 CNN.

00:28:54.140 God, do I want

00:28:54.920 to make lots of

00:28:55.580 jokes about this,

00:28:56.780 but they're all

00:28:57.680 too easy, and so

00:28:58.840 I'll maybe hold

00:29:00.560 back on a few

00:29:01.560 of them.

00:29:03.120 I can't say that

00:29:04.420 I will avoid all

00:29:05.660 Jeffrey Toobin

00:29:06.440 jokes.

00:29:07.480 I'm not that big

00:29:08.500 of a person, but

00:29:10.440 I'll reduce them

00:29:11.240 a little bit.

00:29:12.940 Number one, I

00:29:13.940 watched a clip

00:29:14.800 of his first

00:29:16.440 appearance back

00:29:17.060 on CNN after

00:29:18.040 being on leave,

00:29:19.560 I guess, and I

00:29:21.000 noted that in

00:29:22.300 the wide shot, he

00:29:23.820 showed both of

00:29:24.500 his hands on

00:29:25.020 the table.

00:29:26.660 Good move,

00:29:27.580 Jeffrey Toobin.

00:29:28.340 Keep both of

00:29:28.920 your hands on

00:29:29.460 the table for

00:29:30.340 the wide shots.

00:29:31.900 That's all I'm

00:29:32.400 saying.

00:29:33.180 Just keep both

00:29:34.080 hands on the

00:29:34.700 table for a

00:29:35.820 while until we

00:29:37.020 get past this,

00:29:37.780 right?

00:29:38.480 Now, the host,

00:29:40.700 I forget her

00:29:41.420 name, who was

00:29:41.980 interviewing him,

00:29:43.220 had her hands 0.96

00:29:43.900 below the table,

00:29:44.700 but that's

00:29:45.760 okay for her.

00:29:47.420 For Jeffrey,

00:29:48.480 keep your hands

00:29:49.120 on the table.

00:29:51.180 Good form so

00:29:52.360 far.

00:29:54.020 He says he's

00:29:55.040 been going to

00:29:55.540 therapy over

00:29:56.300 this.

00:29:56.960 He's trying to

00:29:57.520 become a better

00:29:58.120 person.

00:29:58.720 He's even

00:29:59.240 working on a

00:30:00.220 food bank.

00:30:02.320 And he's

00:30:02.980 trying to become

00:30:03.580 the kind of

00:30:04.080 person that

00:30:04.580 people can

00:30:05.240 trust again.

00:30:08.360 What?

00:30:09.920 What?

00:30:10.360 Was there a

00:30:12.800 problem that

00:30:13.420 people weren't

00:30:14.020 trusting Jeffrey

00:30:15.300 Toobin because

00:30:16.440 he didn't realize

00:30:17.160 his camera was

00:30:17.840 on and he 1.00

00:30:18.360 masturbated? 0.99

00:30:20.200 Was there a

00:30:21.620 trust problem?

00:30:23.480 Was there

00:30:24.000 something that

00:30:24.580 you were worried

00:30:25.520 that Jeffrey

00:30:26.700 Toobin would 0.83

00:30:27.280 do to you?

00:30:28.900 Or was he

00:30:29.840 going to do

00:30:30.140 it again?

00:30:31.200 Do you think,

00:30:31.840 I don't think

00:30:32.680 this was an

00:30:33.220 accident.

00:30:34.140 I think he

00:30:34.660 liked it.

00:30:35.620 I think he's

00:30:36.260 going to do it

00:30:36.740 again.

00:30:37.060 I don't trust

00:30:37.620 him.

00:30:38.420 Was there

00:30:38.820 anybody in the

00:30:39.760 world who

00:30:41.180 thought that

00:30:41.700 you couldn't

00:30:42.200 trust Jeffrey

00:30:43.960 Toobin because

00:30:45.320 he made a 0.99

00:30:45.780 dumb mistake 0.99

00:30:46.420 and didn't 1.00

00:30:46.880 know his

00:30:47.120 camera was

00:30:47.520 on?

00:30:48.060 I don't

00:30:48.660 believe this

00:30:49.180 was ever

00:30:49.580 his problem.

00:30:50.700 Was it?

00:30:53.000 I will go

00:30:53.880 further.

00:30:55.080 Is there

00:30:55.460 anybody on

00:30:56.580 earth who

00:30:58.080 watched this

00:30:58.780 situation and

00:30:59.580 said, well,

00:31:00.140 Jeffrey Toobin's

00:31:00.860 got a character

00:31:02.060 problem he

00:31:02.780 needs to work

00:31:03.380 on?

00:31:04.380 Anybody?

00:31:05.280 Anybody?

00:31:06.220 Did anybody

00:31:06.960 think he had a

00:31:07.700 character problem?

00:31:08.440 No, he

00:31:10.020 had a problem

00:31:10.520 of a camera

00:31:11.080 being on that

00:31:12.240 he didn't

00:31:12.600 realize.

00:31:13.680 That's not

00:31:14.140 really a

00:31:14.520 character problem,

00:31:15.340 is it?

00:31:17.020 People are

00:31:17.640 saying, yes,

00:31:18.340 he has a

00:31:18.840 character

00:31:19.100 problem.

00:31:20.800 From what

00:31:23.340 exactly? 1.00

00:31:25.280 He's a fool, 1.00

00:31:26.240 somebody says. 1.00

00:31:27.360 Well, he

00:31:28.540 says he made

00:31:29.300 a mistake, we

00:31:30.280 say he made

00:31:30.980 a mistake, we

00:31:32.120 completely agree,

00:31:33.560 but it was a

00:31:34.140 very, very human

00:31:35.800 mistake, right?

00:31:37.280 This is not

00:31:38.360 the kind of

00:31:38.780 mistake where

00:31:39.300 you say to

00:31:39.720 yourself, oh,

00:31:41.040 I would never

00:31:41.640 make that

00:31:42.140 mistake.

00:31:42.940 I would totally

00:31:44.000 make that

00:31:44.520 mistake.

00:31:45.900 Totally.

00:31:47.040 If you say

00:31:47.900 to me, Scott, I

00:31:49.620 would never make

00:31:50.260 that mistake,

00:31:51.320 well, maybe

00:31:51.900 only if you've 0.99

00:31:52.680 never masturbated, 0.93

00:31:54.940 but otherwise, 0.99

00:31:56.120 this is a human

00:31:57.040 mistake.

00:31:58.000 Everybody can

00:31:58.740 make this

00:31:59.200 mistake.

00:32:00.420 Everybody can

00:32:01.340 do this,

00:32:01.860 right?

00:32:02.100 So, I

00:32:04.760 found his

00:32:05.420 apologies and

00:32:06.540 explanations way

00:32:08.420 more cringeworthy

00:32:09.820 than the actual

00:32:11.180 mistake itself,

00:32:12.300 which I just

00:32:12.800 thought was funny

00:32:13.520 and human.

00:32:14.760 That's it.

00:32:15.740 It was funny,

00:32:17.180 and it was just

00:32:18.560 human.

00:32:20.000 And he

00:32:20.600 apologized to his

00:32:21.460 family, and I

00:32:22.300 think that's the

00:32:22.860 only ones that

00:32:23.800 matter.

00:32:24.620 Eh, coworkers,

00:32:25.580 maybe.

00:32:26.440 Coworkers, even,

00:32:27.240 that's a marginal

00:32:28.040 case, but it's nice

00:32:28.980 that he added that

00:32:29.920 too.

00:32:30.080 But you know

00:32:30.900 who he doesn't

00:32:31.660 need to apologize

00:32:32.400 to?

00:32:33.620 Me.

00:32:35.200 The public.

00:32:36.640 You.

00:32:37.800 Does he owe you

00:32:38.600 an apology?

00:32:40.040 No.

00:32:41.140 But the problem

00:32:41.900 with being on

00:32:42.560 CNN is it's the

00:32:43.880 apology network.

00:32:45.520 They demand

00:32:46.140 apologies.

00:32:47.280 I mean, they

00:32:47.860 really like their

00:32:48.600 apologies.

00:32:49.720 So, I think he

00:32:50.420 went a little

00:32:50.780 overboard on the

00:32:51.740 apologies.

00:32:53.240 He said he's

00:32:53.860 sincerely sorry,

00:32:56.680 and he apologized

00:32:58.020 to the people who,

00:32:59.120 quote,

00:33:00.080 thought I was a

00:33:00.980 better person.

00:33:02.980 Who thought he

00:33:03.940 was a better

00:33:04.560 person than 1.00

00:33:05.340 masturbating and, 0.96

00:33:07.020 you know,

00:33:08.280 getting caught?

00:33:09.700 Was there

00:33:10.080 somebody who

00:33:10.560 said, I

00:33:11.840 thought Jeffrey

00:33:12.880 Toobin was the 0.67

00:33:13.660 kind of person

00:33:14.200 who didn't 0.99

00:33:14.840 masturbate? 0.99

00:33:16.320 I mean, I

00:33:16.700 really thought he

00:33:18.100 was the kind of

00:33:18.700 guy whose biology

00:33:20.180 was unique, and

00:33:22.180 among all human

00:33:23.580 males, I thought he 0.95

00:33:25.200 was better than the

00:33:26.080 rest of us, who,

00:33:27.480 you know, sort of

00:33:28.000 need it, but not

00:33:29.320 him.

00:33:30.120 I thought he was

00:33:30.980 above us.

00:33:31.880 Who thought that?

00:33:33.180 Really?

00:33:34.380 Did anybody think

00:33:35.580 that?

00:33:37.260 So, my summary of

00:33:39.320 Jeffrey Toobin is

00:33:40.380 this incident made

00:33:41.660 him more

00:33:42.140 interesting, more

00:33:43.720 human.

00:33:44.480 I'm far more

00:33:45.520 likely to watch

00:33:46.280 him now, just

00:33:47.380 it's got a little

00:33:49.160 more interest in

00:33:49.920 it.

00:33:50.800 But we should not

00:33:52.320 be apologizing for

00:33:53.340 being human beings.

00:33:54.500 That's a little too

00:33:55.260 far.

00:33:55.480 You all know

00:33:57.720 that Democrats

00:33:58.840 complain about

00:33:59.560 filibusters when

00:34:00.860 they're in power,

00:34:01.840 and they use them

00:34:03.060 when they're out of

00:34:03.600 power, so everybody

00:34:04.220 knows that there's

00:34:05.540 tons of hypocrisy

00:34:08.080 when it comes to 0.76

00:34:08.680 that stuff.

00:34:09.740 But I didn't

00:34:10.460 realize how bad

00:34:11.060 it was.

00:34:11.680 There's an article

00:34:12.660 here by David

00:34:14.860 Harsanyi, who is

00:34:17.360 talking about 0.95

00:34:18.400 hypocrisy is

00:34:20.400 nothing new, but

00:34:21.540 it takes

00:34:21.900 preternatural

00:34:22.980 shamelessness, which 0.75

00:34:24.380 I just love that

00:34:25.100 term of a phrase,

00:34:26.780 preternatural

00:34:27.780 shamelessness, to

00:34:29.740 have participated in

00:34:30.880 over 300

00:34:31.860 filibusters, as

00:34:33.140 Dems did in the

00:34:33.900 past few years, and

00:34:35.300 turn around and

00:34:35.860 treat the procedure

00:34:36.640 as odious, racist

00:34:38.700 relic that 0.96

00:34:39.900 threatens democracy.

00:34:42.240 You know, there's

00:34:42.960 hypocrisy, and

00:34:45.200 then there's, oh 0.99

00:34:46.380 my God, hypocrisy.

00:34:48.300 Now, how can they 0.97

00:34:49.060 get away with

00:34:49.580 that?

00:34:51.300 How do the

00:34:52.100 Democrats get

00:34:53.160 away with using

00:34:55.280 the filibuster

00:34:56.020 300 times, and

00:34:57.820 then the moment

00:34:58.540 that the other

00:34:59.260 team is using

00:34:59.980 it, it's an 0.97

00:35:01.060 odious, racist 0.95

00:35:01.820 relic that 0.98

00:35:02.420 threatens democracy?

00:35:04.120 It's because the

00:35:05.020 media lets them.

00:35:07.220 How many times

00:35:08.280 did you hear this

00:35:09.080 estimate, that

00:35:10.000 they had used it

00:35:10.680 300 times in the

00:35:11.820 past?

00:35:12.700 Did you have

00:35:13.200 any idea?

00:35:14.840 I would have

00:35:15.580 said, oh God,

00:35:16.500 I'll bet they've

00:35:16.960 used it a dozen

00:35:17.720 times.

00:35:18.940 That would have

00:35:19.500 been my guess.

00:35:20.180 I would have

00:35:21.080 said probably, I

00:35:22.560 don't know, 10,

00:35:23.220 12 times they've

00:35:24.100 used this in the

00:35:24.660 last few years,

00:35:25.780 probably made a

00:35:26.520 big difference

00:35:27.000 those 10 or 12

00:35:27.880 times they used

00:35:28.540 it.

00:35:29.060 No, it's 300,

00:35:31.100 300 times.

00:35:33.760 But now it's a 0.97

00:35:34.900 big old racist, 0.96

00:35:35.740 odious thing. 0.97

00:35:37.300 So I usually

00:35:38.140 don't do hypocrisy

00:35:39.580 stories, because

00:35:41.000 they're just too

00:35:41.860 easy and obvious,

00:35:43.440 and you're already

00:35:43.960 thinking it, so it

00:35:45.020 adds nothing.

00:35:46.000 But I don't know

00:35:47.080 if I've seen a

00:35:47.600 bigger one than

00:35:48.720 this.

00:35:49.100 I guess the

00:35:49.480 only reason I

00:35:49.900 mention it is

00:35:50.960 that it's

00:35:51.400 extraordinary in

00:35:52.420 its scope.

00:35:54.380 So that's the

00:35:55.100 only reason it's

00:35:55.640 worth mentioning.

00:35:56.320 Otherwise, hypocrisy

00:35:57.740 is just the

00:35:59.060 operating code of

00:36:00.100 government.

00:36:01.960 Biden gave a

00:36:03.260 speech in which

00:36:03.780 he said that his

00:36:05.280 military leaders

00:36:06.140 told him climate

00:36:06.920 change was the

00:36:08.320 number one military

00:36:10.080 slash security

00:36:11.180 threat to the

00:36:12.340 homeland.

00:36:13.900 Does that sound

00:36:14.640 like something that

00:36:15.300 happened?

00:36:17.060 Do you believe

00:36:17.800 that?

00:36:18.060 Do you believe

00:36:19.080 Joe Biden, when

00:36:19.800 he says that his

00:36:20.520 military experts

00:36:21.380 said climate

00:36:22.460 change was our

00:36:23.220 biggest military

00:36:24.500 security threat to

00:36:26.260 the homeland?

00:36:27.000 And the thinking

00:36:28.040 was that it would

00:36:28.760 cause massive

00:36:29.680 migration of

00:36:30.820 people to get

00:36:31.560 away from bad

00:36:32.480 zones, and that

00:36:33.740 massive migration

00:36:34.620 would necessarily

00:36:35.980 have a bigger

00:36:36.900 impact on the

00:36:38.440 countries with

00:36:39.020 wealth, because

00:36:40.080 that's where people

00:36:40.640 would be going

00:36:41.160 to, violating

00:36:42.880 borders, possibly

00:36:43.960 of our allies,

00:36:45.860 causing all kinds

00:36:46.700 of trouble.

00:36:47.520 Now, I do

00:36:48.800 buy the concept

00:36:50.480 that there might

00:36:51.280 be massive

00:36:51.840 migration, and

00:36:53.180 it might be

00:36:53.600 related to

00:36:54.160 droughts, and

00:36:55.340 that sort of

00:36:55.980 thing.

00:36:56.260 So I think that

00:36:56.900 part might be

00:36:57.520 true, and

00:36:58.600 certainly something

00:36:59.220 to take seriously.

00:37:01.200 But doesn't

00:37:03.060 that sound like a 1.00

00:37:04.160 gigantic pussy 1.00

00:37:05.160 thing to say if 1.00

00:37:06.220 you're a general?

00:37:07.920 It sounds to me

00:37:09.060 like the generals

00:37:09.840 were a little bit

00:37:10.920 too woke, don't

00:37:12.840 you think?

00:37:13.220 Because if the

00:37:14.760 general who said

00:37:15.540 that, that

00:37:16.480 climate change

00:37:17.180 was our biggest

00:37:17.920 challenge, do

00:37:19.220 you think that

00:37:19.740 that general, if

00:37:20.680 you had that

00:37:21.300 general privately

00:37:22.360 and said, look,

00:37:24.780 you think that's

00:37:25.960 bigger than

00:37:26.400 getting nuked by

00:37:27.460 China? 0.73

00:37:28.560 Really?

00:37:30.160 Because China 0.94

00:37:32.000 with nuclear

00:37:32.560 weapons and

00:37:33.460 maybe chemical

00:37:34.580 warfare and

00:37:35.900 terrorism and

00:37:37.380 drones and the

00:37:38.860 ability for one

00:37:39.840 person with the

00:37:40.620 right bioweapon to

00:37:43.020 destroy entire 0.94

00:37:44.140 civilizations, you

00:37:46.880 don't think that's

00:37:47.380 a little bit

00:37:48.400 bigger?

00:37:49.260 Just a little bit

00:37:50.140 bigger than the

00:37:51.060 fact that climate

00:37:51.800 change will take

00:37:53.120 80 years to catch

00:37:54.340 up to us?

00:37:55.660 I don't believe

00:37:56.700 that privately they

00:37:57.600 think that.

00:37:59.060 That sounds like

00:37:59.840 something you say

00:38:00.820 because your boss

00:38:01.740 wants to hear it,

00:38:03.380 right?

00:38:04.300 So, general, what

00:38:06.280 do you think is

00:38:06.800 their biggest risk?

00:38:08.160 Ah, not enough

00:38:10.640 critical race theory

00:38:12.140 training in school?

00:38:13.920 Okay, that's

00:38:14.420 number one risk.

00:38:15.360 What else?

00:38:16.700 Ah, Trump said

00:38:20.980 some offensive

00:38:22.100 things?

00:38:23.400 Yes, yes, now

00:38:24.440 you're on to it.

00:38:25.440 Now you're really

00:38:26.160 talking about high

00:38:26.860 priorities.

00:38:27.740 That was a risk to

00:38:28.520 the country.

00:38:29.320 How about another

00:38:29.940 one?

00:38:30.240 What are your top

00:38:30.980 risks?

00:38:31.300 could it be the

00:38:36.700 people who occupied

00:38:37.960 a room in the

00:38:39.380 Capitol because

00:38:41.260 occupying an empty

00:38:42.760 room, at least

00:38:44.800 until they occupied

00:38:45.580 it, is a risk to

00:38:47.640 the entire United

00:38:48.600 States?

00:38:49.960 Bingo!

00:38:51.000 You got it.

00:38:52.040 You got the

00:38:52.520 biggest risk in

00:38:53.980 the whole country.

00:38:55.060 And climate

00:38:58.780 change?

00:38:59.540 Yes, yes, you

00:39:01.040 got them all.

00:39:01.680 Those are the

00:39:02.120 biggest military

00:39:02.940 risks.

00:39:04.260 Climate change,

00:39:05.520 anything that

00:39:06.100 Trump tweeted

00:39:06.780 when he was on

00:39:07.500 Twitter, and

00:39:09.380 yeah, critical race

00:39:10.460 theory, not

00:39:11.020 enough of it, not

00:39:12.040 enough of it being

00:39:12.660 taught in schools.

00:39:14.100 So, those are

00:39:15.180 big risks on the

00:39:16.100 country, not

00:39:16.760 China.

00:39:19.480 I'd probably fire

00:39:20.620 anybody who told

00:39:21.260 me that if I were

00:39:22.200 the commander-in-chief.

00:39:23.240 But, it does

00:39:25.420 tell us that we're

00:39:26.000 not taking nuclear

00:39:26.940 energy seriously if

00:39:28.180 Biden doesn't, by

00:39:29.480 the way, the Biden

00:39:29.980 administration does

00:39:30.960 take nuclear

00:39:31.840 seriously, but he

00:39:33.400 doesn't talk about

00:39:34.260 it much, does he?

00:39:35.800 I feel like he

00:39:36.760 could talk about it

00:39:37.620 a little bit more,

00:39:38.820 maybe give it a

00:39:39.420 little more of a

00:39:41.040 boost, but he

00:39:43.360 doesn't.

00:39:44.260 Here's my question

00:39:45.080 to you, climate

00:39:46.040 change people.

00:39:49.620 What would be a

00:39:50.660 bigger environmental

00:39:51.580 problem?

00:39:52.140 nuclear waste, let's 0.88

00:39:56.100 say we have more

00:39:57.340 robust nuclear

00:39:58.740 energy systems, would

00:40:01.580 the subsequent

00:40:02.540 nuclear waste

00:40:03.600 storage be a

00:40:05.500 bigger problem than

00:40:06.660 all of the

00:40:07.440 batteries that we

00:40:09.160 would need if we

00:40:10.140 did just solar and

00:40:11.500 wind and other

00:40:12.460 things?

00:40:13.200 You would need

00:40:13.740 massive batteries,

00:40:15.440 either at your

00:40:16.000 house or battery

00:40:17.060 farms, I suppose,

00:40:18.540 for the times when

00:40:19.540 you don't have

00:40:19.960 enough wind or

00:40:21.540 sun.

00:40:23.420 So, somebody

00:40:25.160 said you could

00:40:25.700 recycle batteries

00:40:26.860 fairly easily.

00:40:28.440 That doesn't

00:40:29.220 sound right to me,

00:40:30.220 does it?

00:40:31.460 Do we recycle

00:40:32.560 batteries?

00:40:33.740 Do you think that

00:40:34.380 your Tesla home

00:40:35.620 battery would be

00:40:36.560 recyclable?

00:40:37.940 And how long

00:40:38.680 would it last?

00:40:40.280 Now, I would like

00:40:41.280 to think that

00:40:42.500 Elon Musk thought

00:40:43.820 about that and

00:40:44.520 has some kind of

00:40:45.120 a solution for

00:40:45.820 recycling, but

00:40:47.280 even if it's just

00:40:48.100 Tesla, maybe Tesla

00:40:49.500 will come up with

00:40:50.200 a solution for

00:40:51.460 that, but they're

00:40:52.340 not going to be

00:40:52.720 the only battery

00:40:53.380 company.

00:40:54.720 There's going to

00:40:55.100 be a lot of

00:40:56.120 batteries out

00:40:56.700 there.

00:40:57.320 What do you do

00:40:57.800 with them once

00:40:58.900 they're done?

00:41:00.540 Yeah, I think it's

00:41:01.280 actually hard to

00:41:01.960 recycle those.

00:41:03.260 And I don't know

00:41:04.220 if we're thinking

00:41:05.540 in terms of the

00:41:06.400 scale that we

00:41:07.180 need to, because

00:41:08.740 the number of

00:41:09.800 batteries in the

00:41:11.200 world that are

00:41:11.880 associated with

00:41:12.980 solar power and

00:41:15.400 wind, probably not

00:41:16.720 that many, right?

00:41:18.600 But if we were

00:41:19.440 to massively

00:41:20.420 change the

00:41:21.080 entire energy

00:41:21.820 structure of

00:41:22.800 the world, that's

00:41:24.100 a lot of

00:41:24.480 batteries.

00:41:25.720 Am I wrong?

00:41:26.760 Now, there are

00:41:27.320 other ways to

00:41:27.880 store energy.

00:41:28.540 You can build a

00:41:29.100 dam, but there

00:41:29.780 aren't that many

00:41:30.260 places you can do

00:41:31.160 that.

00:41:32.340 So I just feel

00:41:35.060 like maybe we

00:41:35.740 haven't looked at

00:41:36.500 this as objectively

00:41:38.040 as we could.

00:41:39.760 Hey, how about

00:41:40.380 that Arizona audit?

00:41:43.100 Kind of quiet,

00:41:44.060 isn't it?

00:41:45.120 Don't you think

00:41:45.760 by now, if the

00:41:47.040 Arizona audit had

00:41:48.120 come up with the

00:41:49.480 smoking gun of

00:41:50.500 massive fraud, we

00:41:52.360 would know about

00:41:53.360 that by now,

00:41:54.480 wouldn't we?

00:41:55.180 Because we did

00:41:55.780 hear about almost

00:41:56.980 immediately when

00:41:57.720 they thought some

00:41:58.320 data had been

00:41:59.080 deleted, but it

00:42:00.000 turns out they

00:42:00.520 found it.

00:42:01.500 We heard about

00:42:02.280 that right away,

00:42:03.600 right?

00:42:04.220 There is apparently

00:42:05.240 a chain of

00:42:06.120 command or chain

00:42:07.360 of custody, chain

00:42:08.820 of custody, problem

00:42:10.460 with some of the

00:42:11.120 votes, but that's 0.99

00:42:11.840 not going to change

00:42:12.500 any election

00:42:13.040 outcomes.

00:42:14.000 The courts will

00:42:14.580 just say, yeah,

00:42:15.300 but it's already

00:42:16.040 certified, can't

00:42:17.460 go back, you

00:42:18.440 know, catch it

00:42:19.420 next time.

00:42:20.660 So I feel as

00:42:21.940 though every day

00:42:23.140 that goes by, you

00:42:24.200 should put a

00:42:24.600 little less hope

00:42:26.080 in this Arizona

00:42:27.780 audit coming up

00:42:28.600 with any kind of

00:42:29.180 problem.

00:42:30.700 I could be

00:42:31.480 surprised, maybe

00:42:32.560 I'll be wrong.

00:42:35.080 I understand

00:42:35.920 from Andres

00:42:37.280 backhouse that

00:42:38.000 there are a few

00:42:38.800 ivermectin

00:42:40.200 trials in progress,

00:42:41.940 the good kind,

00:42:42.540 the randomized

00:42:43.420 controlled trial.

00:42:46.140 So we might

00:42:46.900 actually have a

00:42:47.700 real, credible,

00:42:49.820 believable answer

00:42:50.700 on whether

00:42:51.320 ivermectin makes

00:42:52.240 a big difference.

00:42:53.360 I don't know

00:42:53.840 when, so there's

00:42:54.680 a little uncertainty

00:42:55.900 about when we'll

00:42:56.620 know, but someday

00:42:57.620 we'll know.

00:42:58.500 It looks like we'll

00:42:59.600 actually know if

00:43:01.560 there was a big

00:43:02.320 ivermectin scandal

00:43:03.800 and we should have

00:43:04.720 been using it or

00:43:05.880 not.

00:43:06.760 We'll actually know

00:43:07.800 the answer.

00:43:09.060 Now, I suppose

00:43:10.400 even, you know,

00:43:12.000 high-quality,

00:43:13.140 multiple,

00:43:14.400 randomized,

00:43:15.320 controlled trials

00:43:16.160 could still have

00:43:17.020 problems, but it's

00:43:18.960 as good as we get.

00:43:20.280 So I feel like,

00:43:21.860 I feel like we're

00:43:22.600 going to know,

00:43:23.640 maybe after the

00:43:24.860 pandemic's totally

00:43:26.200 a non-problem,

00:43:27.600 but I think we'll

00:43:28.280 know.

00:43:29.180 And hydroxychloroquine,

00:43:30.480 I would warn you

00:43:31.240 that the more

00:43:32.760 recent news showing

00:43:34.300 there's a study that

00:43:35.220 says it works,

00:43:35.920 is not the high-quality

00:43:37.680 kind of study that

00:43:38.660 you should bank on.

00:43:39.920 It does make you

00:43:41.380 think we should

00:43:41.920 study it some more.

00:43:43.240 It does make you

00:43:44.040 think that maybe

00:43:44.720 there was something

00:43:45.380 there with both

00:43:46.760 of these drugs,

00:43:47.540 but we're far from

00:43:48.780 that being a

00:43:50.600 scientifically certified

00:43:52.360 certainty.

00:43:53.680 We'd have to deal

00:43:54.420 with this as a

00:43:55.460 risk management

00:43:57.060 issue.

00:43:59.460 And if you were

00:44:01.360 a certain kind

00:44:02.220 of person in a

00:44:03.000 certain situation,

00:44:03.960 I could imagine

00:44:04.540 you would say to

00:44:05.120 yourself,

00:44:05.480 well, I know

00:44:06.580 that science is

00:44:07.300 not telling me

00:44:07.920 for certain that

00:44:08.800 it works,

00:44:09.640 but I'd like to

00:44:10.800 take that chance.

00:44:12.280 So that's where

00:44:12.720 we're at.

00:44:14.060 Rasmussen did a

00:44:15.680 poll and asked

00:44:16.280 people,

00:44:17.140 should the

00:44:17.360 Republican Party,

00:44:18.900 I think they only

00:44:19.860 polled Republicans

00:44:21.020 and conservatives,

00:44:22.760 should the

00:44:24.020 Republican Party

00:44:24.640 be more like

00:44:25.360 Trump or more

00:44:26.820 like Pence?

00:44:28.620 What do you

00:44:29.280 think people

00:44:29.760 said?

00:44:30.700 Because we

00:44:31.160 just went through

00:44:31.800 several years of

00:44:33.000 Republicans complaining

00:44:34.300 saying that

00:44:35.640 Trump should

00:44:36.680 maybe act more

00:44:37.680 like a regular

00:44:38.340 politician,

00:44:39.400 more like a

00:44:40.200 Mike Pence.

00:44:41.960 So how many

00:44:42.580 people in the

00:44:43.160 end said,

00:44:43.680 yeah,

00:44:44.480 now that you

00:44:45.260 asked the

00:44:45.620 question,

00:44:46.380 we do want the

00:44:47.400 Republican Party

00:44:48.260 and we do want

00:44:49.300 conservatives to be

00:44:50.840 more like Mike Pence

00:44:51.920 because he doesn't

00:44:52.700 cause problems.

00:44:54.240 How many people

00:44:55.060 said that?

00:44:55.740 Well,

00:44:56.100 it turns out

00:44:56.540 64% of Republicans

00:44:59.080 and about the same

00:45:00.140 number of conservatives

00:45:00.980 said they would

00:45:02.240 prefer a Donald

00:45:03.040 Trump-like

00:45:03.800 Republican Party.

00:45:07.960 So remember I

00:45:09.280 told you that

00:45:09.960 winning solves

00:45:11.580 everything?

00:45:12.760 I've said that a

00:45:13.640 few times.

00:45:14.600 Being successful

00:45:15.500 just solves all

00:45:16.820 kinds of

00:45:17.300 unrelated problems

00:45:18.400 and I think

00:45:20.080 that's what

00:45:20.460 Trump did.

00:45:21.600 He came in

00:45:22.440 and he was

00:45:22.940 simply successful

00:45:23.820 and then suddenly

00:45:24.920 people go,

00:45:25.760 well,

00:45:26.360 can't argue

00:45:26.920 with success.

00:45:28.060 Stuff worked,

00:45:29.320 at least stuff

00:45:29.920 they liked.

00:45:30.980 Not everything,

00:45:31.840 of course.

00:45:33.140 So that's

00:45:34.240 where we're

00:45:34.540 heading.

00:45:35.200 Looks like the

00:45:36.140 Republican Party

00:45:37.140 and conservatives

00:45:37.940 prefer the

00:45:39.160 more pugnacious,

00:45:41.620 provocative style

00:45:43.120 of the dealmaker

00:45:44.380 who does get

00:45:45.320 some stuff done.

00:45:46.840 He did.

00:45:49.020 And that

00:45:49.940 is what we

00:45:51.360 call the

00:45:52.660 simultaneous

00:45:53.200 sip and

00:45:54.120 coffee with

00:45:54.620 Scott Adams.

00:45:55.280 I don't think

00:45:55.820 it's ever been

00:45:56.340 better.

00:45:57.320 Really,

00:45:57.900 probably the

00:45:58.480 best one of

00:45:59.200 all time.

00:45:59.720 sorry I

00:46:01.300 lost it a

00:46:02.120 little bit

00:46:02.500 there.

00:46:03.020 I wasn't

00:46:03.460 expecting that.

00:46:05.000 Sometimes you

00:46:05.620 wonder,

00:46:06.700 hey,

00:46:06.940 do people

00:46:07.420 do these

00:46:08.340 emotional

00:46:09.720 expressions

00:46:10.960 in front of

00:46:11.940 people

00:46:12.340 intentionally?

00:46:14.580 Nope,

00:46:15.240 that wasn't

00:46:15.660 intentional.

00:46:17.140 I wasn't

00:46:18.100 planning on

00:46:18.560 doing that.

00:46:19.020 but thank

00:46:23.360 you for all

00:46:24.300 of your

00:46:24.580 support.

00:46:25.500 I'll give

00:46:25.820 you a little

00:46:26.220 advance warning.

00:46:28.020 I'm going to

00:46:28.520 do some

00:46:29.000 traveling.

00:46:30.820 Yes,

00:46:31.320 I'm going to

00:46:31.640 do some

00:46:31.980 traveling

00:46:32.500 starting tomorrow.

00:46:33.920 I'll tell you

00:46:34.800 where I am

00:46:35.300 as things

00:46:36.180 progress.

00:46:37.840 Tomorrow,

00:46:38.580 I believe,

00:46:39.020 I will be

00:46:39.380 able to do

00:46:39.900 my regular

00:46:40.480 sip.

00:46:42.220 The day

00:46:43.060 after,

00:46:44.280 tomorrow,

00:46:44.920 not so

00:46:46.860 sure.

00:46:47.580 Depends if

00:46:48.100 I'm awake

00:46:48.700 in the

00:46:49.420 right time

00:46:49.860 zone.

00:46:51.020 Well,

00:46:51.420 I'll be in

00:46:51.760 the wrong

00:46:52.060 time zone,

00:46:52.680 but it

00:46:52.920 depends if

00:46:53.400 I'm awake

00:46:53.980 at the

00:46:54.240 right time,

00:46:55.400 and I'm

00:46:56.440 going to

00:46:56.660 try.

00:46:57.700 So,

00:46:58.400 for the

00:46:58.800 next 10

00:47:01.240 days,

00:47:02.460 things will be

00:47:03.280 normal tomorrow,

00:47:04.280 but after that,

00:47:05.300 I'm going to do

00:47:05.720 the best I can

00:47:06.440 to hit this

00:47:07.120 time zone,

00:47:07.960 but I

00:47:08.820 don't know

00:47:09.360 for sure

00:47:10.140 whether I

00:47:11.520 will.

00:47:12.560 And I'm

00:47:13.720 going to

00:47:13.920 promise you

00:47:14.420 something else.

00:47:15.960 There will

00:47:16.420 be a

00:47:17.180 simulation

00:47:17.880 surprise.

00:47:20.040 Right.

00:47:20.800 There will

00:47:21.180 be a

00:47:21.640 coincidence

00:47:22.160 that I

00:47:23.440 will reveal.

00:47:24.480 I think I

00:47:25.040 can reveal

00:47:25.480 this.

00:47:25.820 I have to

00:47:26.060 ask somebody

00:47:26.500 else first.

00:47:27.580 But I

00:47:28.080 think I

00:47:28.440 can reveal

00:47:28.960 a coincidence

00:47:29.740 about this

00:47:30.460 vacation that

00:47:31.360 will impress

00:47:32.940 you,

00:47:33.640 like a

00:47:34.320 really big

00:47:34.800 one.

00:47:36.160 You know,

00:47:36.720 the kind

00:47:37.020 that makes

00:47:37.320 you wonder

00:47:37.720 about the

00:47:38.120 nature of

00:47:38.600 reality.

00:47:40.660 None of

00:47:41.240 your guesses

00:47:41.660 are correct

00:47:42.380 about where

00:47:43.080 I'm going,

00:47:43.620 but I'll

00:47:43.860 tell you and

00:47:44.280 it's going

00:47:44.820 to be

00:47:45.040 someplace fun.

00:47:46.360 And I

00:47:46.940 will talk

00:47:47.340 to you

00:47:47.760 tomorrow.

Real Coffee with Scott Adams - June 11, 2021

Episode 1403 Scott Adams： Bunnies and Chocolate Ice Cream Are the Decoy Topics For Today

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