Real Coffee with Scott Adams - June 11, 2021


Episode 1403 Scott Adams： Bunnies and Chocolate Ice Cream Are the Decoy Topics For Today


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47 minutes

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460

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Scott Adams talks about transgender people, infrastructure, and the " simultaneous sip" and much, much more. The simultaneous sip is when two people have a conversation about the same topic and have completely different opinions about it, and they still agree on the same thing.

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00:00:00.560 Hey, everybody. Come on in. You're just on time, and it's time for Coffee with Scott Adams.
00:00:09.040 A lot of people are saying it's the best thing that's ever happened to them.
00:00:13.960 I can't give you their names because they'd like to remain anonymous, but I'm telling you,
00:00:19.520 anonymous people everywhere are saying that this is the best thing that's ever happened.
00:00:24.160 And we'll do the simultaneous sip in a moment.
00:00:26.660 But first, I'd like to talk about word thinking, because I want to get you all mad before we start.
00:00:35.500 Are you ready for this?
00:00:37.800 Here's a typical conversation between a potential transgender person and a typical conservative.
00:00:47.480 I told you, you're going to get mad. It goes like this.
00:00:50.600 Transgender says, you know, I know I was born with male body parts, but on the inside, in my mind, I feel that I'm really female.
00:01:03.020 And I'd like the freedom to be able to live my internal life, you know, my mental truth.
00:01:10.240 And that will take some changes on my external parts.
00:01:14.640 A conservative says, you're a man.
00:01:19.660 The transgender says, no, I get that. 1.00
00:01:21.900 I get what you're saying, that I was born with male body parts.
00:01:24.660 But the part you can't see, the part that's in my head, thinks I'm female and always has.
00:01:31.620 You know, it's been many years.
00:01:33.000 I'm in my 30s now.
00:01:35.840 So I get your point, but I'd like to alter the exterior part to make it consistent with my interior thoughts.
00:01:42.600 A conservative says, you're not a woman. 1.00
00:01:47.260 And the transgender says, yeah, we've been over this. 0.99
00:01:51.040 I get what you're saying.
00:01:52.280 On the outside, biologically, the stuff you can see, I'm definitely a man.
00:01:59.480 But on the inside, the part you can't see, that's personal to me,
00:02:04.040 I'd like to live consistent with my interior truth.
00:02:07.980 A conservative says, you're not a woman. 1.00
00:02:12.600 Are they having the same conversation?
00:02:15.820 They're not.
00:02:17.980 The entire topic is just bullshit.
00:02:23.920 It's just two people having a different conversation while imagining it's the same conversation.
00:02:30.780 Somebody says, LOL, they never concede physical biology.
00:02:36.040 Yes, they do.
00:02:39.280 That's why you do the operation.
00:02:42.200 The operation, its only point is because they concede the physical reality.
00:02:48.600 There's no disagreement here.
00:02:50.160 Now, the question of who plays in what sports leagues is a completely separate question.
00:03:00.540 And I think there's room for disagreement in that.
00:03:05.100 But there's no disagreement about the fact that somebody has male parts or female parts when they're born.
00:03:12.300 And we act as if there's somehow, that's a disagreement.
00:03:16.020 All right.
00:03:16.780 Now that we've settled that, and you know that that's a fake debate,
00:03:21.280 how about the simultaneous sip, if there's anybody left?
00:03:24.720 Because I know you don't like that topic.
00:03:26.220 And if you'd like to enjoy this to the maximum extent,
00:03:30.000 all you need is a cup or mug or a glass, a tank or a chalice or a stein, a canteen jug or a flask,
00:03:34.680 a vessel of any kind.
00:03:37.540 Fill it with your favorite liquid.
00:03:39.760 I like coffee.
00:03:41.480 And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine of the day,
00:03:44.380 the thing that makes everything better.
00:03:47.500 Everything.
00:03:48.460 It's called the simultaneous sip, and you're going to savor it.
00:03:51.260 Go.
00:03:51.460 Savor it.
00:03:56.780 Savor it.
00:03:58.460 Good.
00:03:59.260 Good.
00:04:01.580 Well, apparently there's a bipartisan group of senators,
00:04:05.240 10 senators, 5 Dems, 5 GOP.
00:04:08.640 And these awesome people in the middle of the political spectrum
00:04:13.420 agreed on an infrastructure package.
00:04:16.860 Now, of course, they would have to sell their agreement to the wider body of Congress,
00:04:21.120 but amazingly, 5 Dems and 5 Republicans came up with an agreement for an infrastructure package.
00:04:29.580 Would you like to hear the details of what they came up with?
00:04:35.100 Why?
00:04:37.000 What's the difference?
00:04:38.880 It doesn't make any difference.
00:04:40.600 It's not like anybody's going to implement this agreement.
00:04:42.900 The whole reason that people disagree is for political reasons.
00:04:49.580 If 10 people got together and said,
00:04:52.740 hey, if we were to ignore the politics of this for a moment,
00:04:58.760 what kind of agreement would we come up with that was just sort of good work for the public?
00:05:04.560 Nobody cares about that.
00:05:06.680 Are you kidding me?
00:05:07.620 Do you think AOC cares what these 10 people came up with?
00:05:12.180 I don't think so.
00:05:13.480 Do you think Bernie cares?
00:05:15.320 No.
00:05:16.620 Now, Biden might care, because he is centrist by nature, I think.
00:05:21.180 That's my opinion of him.
00:05:23.140 But I don't think this is going anywhere.
00:05:27.380 So that's my prediction,
00:05:29.240 is that the bipartisan agreement means absolutely nothing in today's day and age.
00:05:35.300 But I'm glad they tried it.
00:05:37.620 Now, if I'm wrong,
00:05:40.080 suppose I'm wrong.
00:05:42.380 Suppose that Congress actually agreed on some version of this bipartisan package.
00:05:49.280 What would that tell you?
00:05:51.580 If that happened, wildly unlikely,
00:05:54.900 but if it happened,
00:05:56.200 this is the only way we should do government.
00:05:59.240 We should do it like this every time.
00:06:01.360 If it works.
00:06:02.300 Do you know why we've never done it this way before?
00:06:06.320 Oh, actually, maybe we have.
00:06:07.800 Maybe you can think of some historical situation.
00:06:10.760 But in the current times,
00:06:12.380 I don't think this is really a thing you can do.
00:06:15.220 Because the people involved are not trying to do what's right.
00:06:18.960 They're just not.
00:06:20.260 They're trying to do what gets them elected.
00:06:22.020 They're trying to do what their side agrees with, etc.
00:06:25.740 So, I predict that this will go nowhere.
00:06:28.720 But I'd love to be wrong.
00:06:29.680 If there's anything I would like to be wrong about,
00:06:31.900 it would be that.
00:06:33.320 There's some news out of Iran
00:06:34.860 that I don't know if this is real.
00:06:39.620 It feels exactly like fake news
00:06:42.220 because it's just a little bit too on the nose.
00:06:45.260 But the way it's coming to us looks real.
00:06:49.600 So, I guess I'm a little on the fence on this one.
00:06:52.340 Because there is a video
00:06:54.260 and people are not saying it's fake.
00:06:57.740 But here's the story.
00:07:00.260 There's a candidate for president in Iran.
00:07:03.640 And the candidate, Mohsen Rezaei,
00:07:07.640 says that he'd take a thousand more American hostages
00:07:10.320 and use the hostage ransom money
00:07:13.660 to boost the Iranian economy.
00:07:15.620 Now, I'm thinking he probably won't get elected.
00:07:22.320 That doesn't really seem like a campaign promise
00:07:25.360 that would catapult you into the presidency,
00:07:29.220 given that that would cause us to attack Iran 0.98
00:07:32.280 and destroy it completely. 0.79
00:07:34.520 But, is this real?
00:07:37.860 Do you think that a candidate for president in Iran
00:07:40.580 actually said that?
00:07:41.700 Because it really doesn't sound like something
00:07:44.740 that somebody would have really said in public.
00:07:47.480 So, I'm going to put a little asterisk next to this one
00:07:50.140 and say, maybe.
00:07:52.600 But if I got caught on this as fake news,
00:07:55.260 I would feel pretty bad.
00:07:56.760 Because it looks like fake news.
00:07:59.060 Doesn't mean it is.
00:08:00.720 It just smells like it and looks like it.
00:08:02.960 I don't know how it could be fake news.
00:08:05.060 But it sure looks like it.
00:08:07.060 So, here's the good news
00:08:09.540 that could come out of bad news.
00:08:12.660 Critical race theory being taught in our schools
00:08:15.280 is very divisive.
00:08:18.000 Turns out there are plenty of black Americans
00:08:21.160 who think it's a really bad idea
00:08:23.060 to divide people by race
00:08:24.820 and make race your primary filter on life.
00:08:29.020 And I wonder if there's a positive thing
00:08:32.620 that could come out of this,
00:08:33.900 which is if critical race theory
00:08:35.900 is what finally breaks the teachers' unions
00:08:38.420 by taking their credibility completely out of the universe,
00:08:44.000 maybe we get more school competition.
00:08:46.880 It wasn't the way anybody would have wanted to do it.
00:08:49.740 But maybe this is such an overreach
00:08:51.600 and so outrageous
00:08:52.700 that it is the reason
00:08:54.680 that school competition leaps into being,
00:08:58.380 that plus the coronavirus,
00:09:00.600 in where maybe it wouldn't have.
00:09:02.440 So, it's possible that this is what breaks the system
00:09:06.100 and breaks the control of the teachers' unions,
00:09:08.600 which, as you know,
00:09:09.520 are the primary source of systemic racism.
00:09:13.820 Because if the teachers' unions
00:09:18.080 didn't block competition in schools,
00:09:20.840 which they do effectively by controlling politics,
00:09:24.060 they have a lot of money
00:09:24.960 so they can control politics locally.
00:09:27.760 If they weren't doing that,
00:09:29.120 maybe we'd have better school competition.
00:09:31.340 Maybe black kids and white kids 0.97
00:09:34.760 and brown kids of all types
00:09:36.640 who are low income
00:09:37.880 could have good educations.
00:09:39.940 I'm going to make a statement
00:09:42.000 that I feel is fair,
00:09:44.640 which is that in the United States,
00:09:46.680 if you get educated,
00:09:48.540 you'll be fine.
00:09:50.240 Now, that education could include a trade skill.
00:09:53.500 It doesn't have to be a traditional college.
00:09:56.240 But if you get an education
00:09:57.920 or develop a useful skill,
00:10:00.260 you'll be fine in this country.
00:10:03.200 It is basically all you need
00:10:05.080 if you stay in jail and don't get addicted.
00:10:09.940 And so, I would like to make this following statement.
00:10:14.160 In general,
00:10:15.700 you know that I like systems over goals, right?
00:10:18.760 I like a system,
00:10:20.200 something you're doing every day
00:10:21.620 to get you into a good situation,
00:10:23.860 as opposed to a goal,
00:10:25.640 which is,
00:10:26.140 I'm going to do this specific thing,
00:10:28.080 but I don't know how.
00:10:30.080 It's kind of useless.
00:10:31.360 So the goal
00:10:32.080 is to have everything equal and no racism, right?
00:10:36.660 If we could just snap our fingers
00:10:38.260 and say, all right,
00:10:39.360 all the racism is gone
00:10:40.640 and now everything's equal.
00:10:43.160 Well, maybe.
00:10:44.360 Maybe we'd snap our fingers
00:10:45.620 and get that done.
00:10:47.100 But you need a system
00:10:48.740 to make that happen.
00:10:50.900 And I would propose the following.
00:10:53.940 Focusing primarily on your problems
00:10:56.960 gives you more problems.
00:11:00.020 Focusing primarily on solutions
00:11:02.560 gives you more solutions.
00:11:05.660 Critical race theory
00:11:06.640 is primarily about
00:11:08.080 focusing on your problem.
00:11:10.720 And if you do,
00:11:11.860 you'll have more problems.
00:11:13.940 Now, remember,
00:11:15.360 your reality that you live in
00:11:16.900 is subjective.
00:11:18.540 If you wake up in the morning
00:11:19.880 and think of only your problems,
00:11:21.680 then you live in a world of problems.
00:11:23.720 If you wake up in the morning
00:11:24.960 and think of only solutions
00:11:26.260 and positive things,
00:11:27.860 not ignoring your problems,
00:11:29.240 you still have to solve problems,
00:11:30.520 but it's not your main focus.
00:11:32.960 Your focus is on solutions.
00:11:34.900 What do you get more of?
00:11:36.580 More solutions, right?
00:11:38.740 The thing you're focusing on
00:11:40.720 is the thing you get more of.
00:11:42.660 So if your system
00:11:44.080 is critical race theory,
00:11:47.000 you're going to get more racism.
00:11:50.880 And sure enough,
00:11:52.280 you're getting more of exactly
00:11:53.880 what you're focusing on.
00:11:55.180 If you can't learn this basic thing,
00:11:58.160 that you always get more
00:11:59.380 of what you focus on.
00:12:01.300 Again, you can't ignore problems.
00:12:03.400 But if you make it
00:12:04.160 your main filter of life,
00:12:06.060 you just get more of them.
00:12:07.420 Or it will feel like
00:12:08.520 you have more of them,
00:12:09.620 which ends up having
00:12:10.460 the same impact, right?
00:12:12.820 At least in terms of
00:12:13.900 your subjective reality.
00:12:15.700 So here, instead of
00:12:16.800 focusing on the problems,
00:12:19.860 I would suggest,
00:12:21.520 as I have many times,
00:12:22.900 that you teach strategy
00:12:24.860 in schools.
00:12:26.940 Life strategy.
00:12:28.160 Now, I, of course,
00:12:29.580 have written books on it.
00:12:30.620 Not that one.
00:12:32.180 But how to fail at
00:12:33.060 almost everything
00:12:33.600 and still win big
00:12:34.460 would be one example
00:12:36.060 of life strategy systems
00:12:39.000 you could teach
00:12:39.720 to young people.
00:12:40.760 There are other ones,
00:12:41.580 so it doesn't have to be mine.
00:12:43.840 But here's the thing.
00:12:44.800 If you go to a young black kid 1.00
00:12:46.480 and say,
00:12:47.160 here's the deal.
00:12:48.300 There's all kinds of racism
00:12:49.400 in America.
00:12:51.540 And the black kid says, 0.64
00:12:52.420 yeah, I've seen it.
00:12:53.220 I know what you mean.
00:12:53.860 And then you say,
00:12:55.160 okay, we're done
00:12:55.700 talking about that.
00:12:58.340 There's nothing else to say.
00:13:00.200 Plenty of racism.
00:13:01.580 It's going to be a problem.
00:13:03.140 Never is going to go away
00:13:04.460 completely.
00:13:05.600 Do you get that?
00:13:07.240 Black kid says, 0.78
00:13:08.080 yeah, I get that.
00:13:08.900 That's like the most obvious
00:13:09.820 thing in the world.
00:13:10.760 All right, we're done
00:13:11.280 talking about it.
00:13:12.480 Now let's talk about
00:13:13.360 what you do about it.
00:13:14.880 Here's your strategy.
00:13:16.360 Did you know
00:13:17.060 that if you do well in school,
00:13:18.680 the Fortune 500 companies
00:13:20.100 are begging to hire you
00:13:21.840 and mentor you
00:13:22.620 to the highest level
00:13:24.040 you can achieve?
00:13:25.040 Did you know that?
00:13:26.280 Black kid says, 0.78
00:13:27.340 what?
00:13:28.480 Yeah, did you know
00:13:29.500 that if you get an education
00:13:31.460 and go in for a job interview
00:13:32.840 at any Fortune 500 company
00:13:34.900 that you will be picked
00:13:36.740 ahead of all the white candidates?
00:13:38.700 Did you know that?
00:13:40.440 And the black kid will say, 0.99
00:13:41.720 I did not know that.
00:13:43.620 Well, now you do.
00:13:44.760 So what are you going
00:13:45.280 to do about it?
00:13:46.580 Are you going to maybe
00:13:47.340 focus on school?
00:13:49.240 Because now you know
00:13:50.180 that focusing on school
00:13:51.480 100% works.
00:13:54.200 Maybe it's not school.
00:13:55.880 Maybe you're more suited
00:13:57.060 for a trade.
00:13:58.740 But focusing on a trade
00:13:59.960 100% works.
00:14:03.060 It doesn't work sometimes.
00:14:05.260 It works every freaking time.
00:14:07.600 So teach the kids
00:14:08.920 how to succeed
00:14:10.400 in a world where
00:14:11.440 not everybody
00:14:12.480 has equal options,
00:14:14.280 but everybody
00:14:15.200 has equal access
00:14:16.440 to at least one option
00:14:18.440 that's going to work
00:14:19.580 every time.
00:14:20.160 get a good job,
00:14:22.100 go to a big company
00:14:23.000 that's dying
00:14:23.820 to get more diversity.
00:14:25.320 That is every big company.
00:14:27.520 All of them.
00:14:28.460 You could pick your industry.
00:14:30.220 You could pick your career.
00:14:32.380 Anything.
00:14:33.420 You have all of that
00:14:34.600 available to you.
00:14:36.320 How about just
00:14:36.880 teaching people that?
00:14:38.240 Which one do you think
00:14:39.040 gets you a better result?
00:14:40.620 Teaching people
00:14:41.280 to focus on their problems
00:14:42.480 and complain,
00:14:43.780 or teaching people
00:14:44.760 how to minimize
00:14:45.580 their problems
00:14:46.440 somewhat
00:14:47.620 in an obvious way.
00:14:50.400 Not even
00:14:51.160 a big risk involved.
00:14:54.500 All right.
00:14:55.760 Why are there
00:14:56.160 no effective
00:14:57.040 black leaders?
00:14:59.040 Now you might say
00:14:59.980 to yourself,
00:15:00.560 Scott,
00:15:01.140 you racist
00:15:01.780 or you're out of it.
00:15:02.800 There are plenty
00:15:03.460 of effective
00:15:04.140 black leaders.
00:15:05.340 Are you kidding me?
00:15:06.680 All over the place.
00:15:08.160 For example,
00:15:09.060 I don't know.
00:15:10.440 I can't think of any.
00:15:11.960 But there used to be,
00:15:14.060 I mean,
00:15:14.640 Martin Luther King
00:15:15.420 was effective
00:15:16.620 and a black leader
00:15:18.320 and everybody
00:15:19.080 understood that.
00:15:21.020 Less so in his time,
00:15:23.300 but certainly
00:15:23.820 we understand it
00:15:24.640 in modern times.
00:15:26.720 I hear somebody
00:15:27.820 in the comments
00:15:28.420 saying Candace Owens,
00:15:29.780 but she doesn't
00:15:30.700 really extend over
00:15:31.660 to the other side
00:15:33.320 of the political aisle.
00:15:34.700 So there's a little
00:15:35.220 bit of a limit there.
00:15:37.900 Obama didn't really
00:15:39.380 take that mantle.
00:15:40.640 He tried to be
00:15:41.680 everybody's president
00:15:42.600 to his credit,
00:15:43.540 by the way.
00:15:44.160 I give him credit
00:15:44.780 for that.
00:15:46.340 Ben Carson,
00:15:47.380 not so much.
00:15:48.140 Thomas Sowell,
00:15:49.000 only the right likes him.
00:15:50.440 Nelson Mandela,
00:15:51.440 doesn't work
00:15:51.920 in the United States.
00:15:53.580 I'm just looking
00:15:54.220 at your comments.
00:15:55.300 Kanye could be
00:15:56.540 that person.
00:15:57.540 He hasn't quite
00:15:58.320 made that his mission.
00:16:00.160 He could be that person,
00:16:01.120 but he isn't.
00:16:02.600 Here's my hypothesis.
00:16:04.740 The reason there are
00:16:05.900 no effective
00:16:06.600 black leaders
00:16:07.320 is because
00:16:07.900 the mainstream media
00:16:09.220 doesn't want any.
00:16:13.440 The mainstream media
00:16:14.720 could make anyone
00:16:15.500 they wanted
00:16:16.000 a black leader,
00:16:16.840 couldn't they?
00:16:18.760 Yeah,
00:16:19.300 when you're hearing this,
00:16:20.120 you just thought to yourself,
00:16:22.120 holy shit,
00:16:22.800 that's true.
00:16:24.280 CNN,
00:16:26.220 MSNBC,
00:16:28.000 the left-leaning media
00:16:29.660 could make anyone
00:16:31.080 they wanted
00:16:31.720 a black leader.
00:16:33.780 You just put them
00:16:34.460 on television a lot.
00:16:35.540 That's it.
00:16:35.920 That's the whole thing.
00:16:37.000 There's no big trick to it.
00:16:41.140 You just give somebody
00:16:42.020 a lot of attention
00:16:42.760 and then people say,
00:16:44.360 oh, this person's
00:16:45.080 getting a lot of attention.
00:16:47.000 They must be a leader.
00:16:48.320 And they get more followers
00:16:49.520 on Twitter
00:16:50.200 and suddenly they're a leader.
00:16:52.200 But why
00:16:52.840 has the mainstream media
00:16:55.220 not effectively
00:16:57.360 nominated somebody
00:16:59.560 on their own
00:17:00.220 to be the black leader?
00:17:01.360 And I'm not saying
00:17:02.720 that it has to be
00:17:04.240 black people
00:17:05.560 choosing the leader
00:17:06.600 because the media
00:17:08.980 can just do that for you.
00:17:10.260 They can just decide
00:17:11.080 who your leader is.
00:17:13.380 But they haven't done it.
00:17:15.660 Why not?
00:17:16.940 Feels a little racist, maybe.
00:17:19.420 It feels like
00:17:20.040 the mainstream media
00:17:21.000 always promotes
00:17:22.460 leaders on other topics.
00:17:25.140 I mean,
00:17:25.380 you can think of any topic
00:17:26.620 and think,
00:17:27.060 oh, that's the person
00:17:27.780 they always have on.
00:17:28.540 But where's your
00:17:30.180 effective black leaders
00:17:31.680 who are teaching strategy
00:17:33.060 and working on
00:17:34.640 school choice
00:17:36.660 and are popular
00:17:38.180 on both the left
00:17:39.000 and the right?
00:17:39.680 There's this gigantic
00:17:40.900 gaping hole.
00:17:43.580 And I feel like
00:17:44.280 the mainstream media
00:17:45.440 is largely to blame.
00:17:48.180 Largely to blame.
00:17:51.820 Sexist Joe Biden
00:17:53.300 keeps getting away
00:17:54.420 with saying things
00:17:56.100 that are so amazingly sexist
00:17:58.220 I can barely believe it.
00:18:00.520 So he was meeting
00:18:01.460 with Boris Johnson
00:18:02.380 recently
00:18:03.300 and he joked
00:18:05.460 in the public
00:18:06.100 that he had something
00:18:07.300 in common
00:18:07.760 with Boris Johnson
00:18:08.660 and that they had both
00:18:10.300 married above their station.
00:18:13.060 Now,
00:18:14.220 that's really sexist,
00:18:16.400 isn't it?
00:18:17.680 Am I the only one
00:18:18.780 who thinks that?
00:18:19.860 Because this always
00:18:20.720 reminds me of
00:18:21.780 back in my corporate days
00:18:24.660 now,
00:18:25.440 you know,
00:18:25.760 decades ago.
00:18:26.440 but in my corporate days
00:18:28.140 the super sexist
00:18:29.860 usually white
00:18:31.980 male executive
00:18:34.180 would often say
00:18:35.420 the following
00:18:36.020 about their secretary
00:18:37.840 back when secretaries
00:18:39.080 were a popular thing.
00:18:40.720 They would always say,
00:18:42.480 well,
00:18:42.740 my secretary
00:18:44.280 is really the one
00:18:45.220 who's in charge here
00:18:46.160 because she's the one
00:18:47.580 who tells me
00:18:48.160 what my schedule is.
00:18:49.320 So,
00:18:49.560 yeah,
00:18:51.600 it's really the secretary
00:18:53.060 who's in charge.
00:18:53.960 And you'd think to yourself,
00:18:56.160 you condescending prick. 0.91
00:18:58.920 All right?
00:18:59.820 Yeah,
00:19:00.320 you don't even talk
00:19:01.560 that way.
00:19:02.380 Right?
00:19:02.840 It's just so cringy
00:19:04.740 and icky.
00:19:05.880 Yeah,
00:19:06.260 I'm seeing in the comments,
00:19:07.200 you remember
00:19:07.660 that was like
00:19:08.180 the most common thing
00:19:09.180 that your old
00:19:10.700 white executive
00:19:11.640 would say,
00:19:12.780 huh,
00:19:13.120 huh,
00:19:13.380 huh,
00:19:13.580 my secretary
00:19:14.420 is really in charge.
00:19:16.220 And when I hear
00:19:17.020 Joe Biden say this,
00:19:18.700 oh,
00:19:19.020 we both married
00:19:19.820 above our station
00:19:20.920 because Joe Biden
00:19:23.000 is president
00:19:23.920 of the frickin'
00:19:25.060 United States.
00:19:27.320 Jill Biden
00:19:27.980 is the woman
00:19:29.820 who married him.
00:19:31.560 Those are equal.
00:19:34.320 Yeah,
00:19:34.640 Jill Biden
00:19:35.200 is accomplished,
00:19:36.300 right?
00:19:36.640 She's got a doctorate,
00:19:38.160 successful person.
00:19:39.720 But these two things
00:19:41.100 are not equal.
00:19:43.000 Joe Biden
00:19:43.520 is the president
00:19:44.280 of the United States.
00:19:46.780 She's a successful 0.70
00:19:47.820 human being
00:19:48.720 with all credit
00:19:50.460 to her.
00:19:51.400 But why does he
00:19:52.320 have to promote her 0.93
00:19:53.300 as being better
00:19:54.160 than him?
00:19:55.240 It's just sexist,
00:19:56.760 cringy stuff.
00:19:58.540 Ugh.
00:19:59.580 How about,
00:20:00.360 how about,
00:20:01.600 you know,
00:20:02.580 he's doing great
00:20:04.300 in his job,
00:20:05.220 she's doing great
00:20:06.020 in her chosen field,
00:20:07.900 and you just don't need
00:20:08.980 to say anything
00:20:09.500 about it,
00:20:10.120 maybe.
00:20:12.580 Well,
00:20:13.060 we've got a fentanyl
00:20:14.180 crisis at the border
00:20:15.300 that's worse than ever.
00:20:17.920 59 pounds of it
00:20:19.300 has come through,
00:20:19.840 which is a ginormous
00:20:21.580 amount.
00:20:23.060 In a year,
00:20:23.620 fentanyl seizures
00:20:24.440 have jumped
00:20:25.060 800% in Texas.
00:20:27.760 One year,
00:20:29.540 fentanyl,
00:20:30.560 the most dangerous
00:20:31.620 chemical coming
00:20:32.680 into the country,
00:20:34.000 has jumped
00:20:35.100 800%.
00:20:36.240 That's China, 1.00
00:20:38.660 and that's the
00:20:39.260 cartels.
00:20:40.400 China sends 0.99
00:20:41.060 the chemicals
00:20:42.280 to the cartels
00:20:43.100 for processing,
00:20:43.840 and China
00:20:46.000 promised they
00:20:47.020 would clamp
00:20:47.460 down on it
00:20:48.100 and did the
00:20:48.760 opposite.
00:20:49.520 Instead of
00:20:50.020 clamping down,
00:20:50.820 they've increased
00:20:51.460 it,
00:20:51.860 apparently.
00:20:53.640 So,
00:20:54.740 why do we have
00:20:55.920 still relations
00:20:56.700 with China?
00:20:58.120 Why are our
00:20:59.220 embassies still
00:21:00.040 open?
00:21:01.560 We're at war,
00:21:02.440 and we're
00:21:04.060 fucking idiots
00:21:04.960 for having
00:21:06.580 diplomatic relations
00:21:08.000 with China
00:21:08.660 while this is
00:21:09.820 happening.
00:21:10.640 We should not
00:21:11.500 have diplomatic
00:21:12.520 relations with
00:21:13.360 China
00:21:13.660 while this is
00:21:15.300 happening.
00:21:16.400 Now,
00:21:17.120 you can't punish
00:21:18.020 every country
00:21:18.780 for all the bad
00:21:19.780 things they're
00:21:20.300 doing.
00:21:21.420 A lot of
00:21:21.920 countries are
00:21:22.900 doing bad
00:21:23.320 things to
00:21:23.760 their own
00:21:24.140 citizens.
00:21:25.280 You still
00:21:25.920 want a
00:21:26.980 diplomatic
00:21:27.360 presence.
00:21:28.640 But when
00:21:29.060 somebody is
00:21:29.740 killing tens
00:21:30.640 of thousands
00:21:31.200 of your people
00:21:32.140 right in front
00:21:32.780 of you,
00:21:34.220 and not even
00:21:34.780 hiding it,
00:21:36.340 you don't have
00:21:37.520 diplomatic relations
00:21:38.500 with those
00:21:39.060 motherfuckers, 1.00
00:21:40.200 do you?
00:21:42.140 This is
00:21:42.820 completely
00:21:43.320 unacceptable.
00:21:44.440 And by the
00:21:44.840 way,
00:21:45.680 fuck Trump
00:21:46.400 for not doing
00:21:47.180 enough about
00:21:47.740 it.
00:21:48.420 Fuck him.
00:21:49.660 Trump promised
00:21:50.500 to do a lot
00:21:51.320 about this,
00:21:51.820 did nothing.
00:21:52.740 I mean,
00:21:53.020 he asked them
00:21:53.680 to do something,
00:21:54.320 they did nothing,
00:21:55.300 he didn't respond.
00:21:56.700 Fuck Trump.
00:21:58.280 Fuck him
00:21:58.940 for not doing
00:21:59.920 enough about
00:22:00.500 this.
00:22:00.760 And fuck
00:22:01.660 Biden for
00:22:02.860 fucking doing
00:22:03.480 nothing about
00:22:04.100 it,
00:22:04.320 even less.
00:22:05.520 Fuck both
00:22:06.220 of them.
00:22:07.340 All right?
00:22:07.940 This isn't
00:22:08.600 political at
00:22:09.180 all.
00:22:10.140 We're at
00:22:10.580 war,
00:22:11.160 and we've
00:22:11.500 had two
00:22:13.100 commanders-in-chief
00:22:16.320 who don't even
00:22:17.340 fucking know 0.67
00:22:18.120 we're in a war.
00:22:20.220 Total,
00:22:20.880 total failure,
00:22:22.100 both of them.
00:22:23.100 All right?
00:22:23.360 You can't give
00:22:23.860 anybody a partial
00:22:24.680 credit on this.
00:22:25.880 Complete,
00:22:26.500 complete failure,
00:22:27.480 both presidents.
00:22:28.960 No,
00:22:29.220 I'm not giving
00:22:30.460 them anything
00:22:31.060 for this.
00:22:33.880 There have
00:22:34.560 been more
00:22:34.980 than 88,000
00:22:36.180 Americans who
00:22:36.980 died from
00:22:37.500 overdoses in
00:22:38.480 the last 12
00:22:39.420 months,
00:22:40.900 ending in
00:22:41.520 October 2020,
00:22:43.220 up 19,000
00:22:45.260 from the same
00:22:46.760 period before.
00:22:49.740 Fuck you.
00:22:51.920 Fuck every
00:22:52.780 one of you
00:22:53.320 politicians who
00:22:54.720 ignore this.
00:22:55.480 How about
00:22:57.140 pushing some
00:22:58.020 critical race
00:22:58.820 theory while
00:23:00.340 88,000
00:23:01.320 Americans
00:23:01.880 fucking died
00:23:03.420 for the war
00:23:04.700 that you don't
00:23:05.240 know is
00:23:05.580 happening?
00:23:08.860 There's a
00:23:09.660 quote in this
00:23:10.520 article I was
00:23:11.060 reading about
00:23:11.560 this problem in
00:23:12.400 which a father
00:23:13.260 was talking about
00:23:14.320 the moment that
00:23:16.200 he was screaming
00:23:17.940 at his dead
00:23:18.920 son to try to
00:23:20.500 get him to
00:23:21.020 breathe while
00:23:22.940 his wife
00:23:23.460 watched on.
00:23:24.120 Now, as
00:23:27.080 you know, I
00:23:28.200 lost my
00:23:28.760 stepson, 19
00:23:30.420 years old, to
00:23:32.440 fentanyl.
00:23:33.900 There were
00:23:34.500 other drugs in
00:23:35.500 the system, but
00:23:36.180 it was probably
00:23:36.720 the fentanyl
00:23:37.280 that did him.
00:23:38.760 And I got to
00:23:39.740 watch him.
00:23:44.000 I got to
00:23:45.140 watch his dead
00:23:50.240 body being
00:23:52.000 carried out of
00:23:52.600 the house, and
00:23:55.380 you don't
00:23:57.660 really forget
00:23:58.180 that.
00:24:00.580 It's been
00:24:01.280 two years.
00:24:05.060 I'm not a
00:24:06.320 biological parent.
00:24:11.280 It's been two
00:24:12.240 years, and it's
00:24:14.460 not any fucking 0.89
00:24:15.220 better.
00:24:16.880 It's not any
00:24:17.900 fucking better.
00:24:18.620 you don't
00:24:25.680 recover.
00:24:31.460 You hope
00:24:32.260 you do, but
00:24:34.700 you don't.
00:24:37.540 So, this
00:24:39.880 88,000
00:24:40.740 Americans who
00:24:41.440 died from
00:24:41.900 overdoses,
00:24:43.600 doesn't count
00:24:45.060 the families,
00:24:48.740 doesn't count
00:24:49.460 the siblings,
00:24:50.120 doesn't count
00:24:50.580 the mates,
00:24:51.740 doesn't count
00:24:52.240 the families,
00:24:53.180 who are
00:24:54.800 permanently
00:24:55.600 disabled by
00:24:58.100 this.
00:24:59.120 Permanently.
00:25:00.200 You don't get
00:25:01.020 better.
00:25:01.260 So, fuck
00:25:07.140 Biden, fuck
00:25:08.700 Trump, fuck
00:25:10.300 China.
00:25:15.740 We're not
00:25:16.420 taking this
00:25:16.960 seriously.
00:25:18.800 We're just not
00:25:19.580 taking it seriously
00:25:20.380 at all.
00:25:22.320 Not even a
00:25:22.780 little.
00:25:23.540 Texas is
00:25:24.280 apparently building
00:25:25.120 a border wall,
00:25:26.100 and thank you
00:25:26.840 for that.
00:25:27.540 I don't know
00:25:27.960 that it'll stop
00:25:28.700 fentanyl, but
00:25:29.600 it's a step
00:25:30.960 in the right
00:25:31.240 direction.
00:25:34.620 On other
00:25:35.520 news, the
00:25:37.900 CDC says it
00:25:38.860 is unknown
00:25:39.380 how long
00:25:40.120 natural immunity
00:25:41.380 lasts after
00:25:43.280 having COVID-19.
00:25:45.960 And in
00:25:47.860 the Twitter
00:25:48.480 summary of
00:25:50.340 the news,
00:25:51.640 Twitter
00:25:52.660 summarized it
00:25:53.340 this way.
00:25:53.880 It said
00:25:54.080 U.S.
00:25:55.120 Senator
00:25:55.460 Rand Paul
00:25:56.440 of Kentucky
00:25:57.180 falsely
00:25:58.740 stated that
00:25:59.400 because he
00:25:59.900 recovered from
00:26:00.620 COVID-19,
00:26:01.460 he does not
00:26:02.000 need to get
00:26:02.580 vaccinated,
00:26:03.420 CBS News
00:26:04.180 reports.
00:26:05.880 So, here's
00:26:07.320 my problem.
00:26:09.040 I get that
00:26:10.300 what they're
00:26:10.740 saying is that
00:26:11.560 if you have
00:26:11.880 natural immunity,
00:26:14.440 you might
00:26:16.380 benefit, we
00:26:17.900 don't know
00:26:18.280 this 100%,
00:26:19.280 but you might
00:26:19.820 benefit from
00:26:21.060 a little extra
00:26:21.800 boost of
00:26:22.440 immunity from
00:26:23.140 the vaccination,
00:26:24.540 and it might
00:26:25.660 give you a
00:26:26.140 little protection
00:26:26.700 from variants.
00:26:27.700 Now, I
00:26:29.020 think that
00:26:29.400 both of
00:26:29.760 those are
00:26:30.440 questionable
00:26:31.380 assumptions,
00:26:33.260 meaning that
00:26:33.980 although it's
00:26:34.960 probably true
00:26:35.640 that getting
00:26:36.640 the vaccination,
00:26:37.560 even if you've
00:26:38.140 recovered and
00:26:39.360 have antibodies,
00:26:40.560 probably the
00:26:41.220 vaccination would
00:26:41.900 give you a
00:26:42.540 longer immunity.
00:26:44.760 We know the
00:26:45.580 natural immunity
00:26:46.280 is likely to
00:26:47.140 decrease over
00:26:47.780 time, as
00:26:49.160 does the
00:26:49.520 vaccination,
00:26:50.740 but probably
00:26:52.160 it gives you
00:26:52.680 longer immunity.
00:26:53.740 We don't
00:26:55.660 know if that
00:26:56.040 matters, though,
00:26:57.000 right?
00:26:57.660 Does longer
00:26:58.300 immunity matter?
00:27:00.260 Don't know.
00:27:01.320 Because maybe
00:27:02.080 the amount of
00:27:02.860 immunity you
00:27:03.740 get is all
00:27:04.360 you need, and
00:27:05.120 the crisis will
00:27:07.040 pass, and you'll
00:27:07.760 be fine.
00:27:08.980 What about the
00:27:09.780 protection against
00:27:10.660 the variants?
00:27:11.840 Do you believe
00:27:12.600 that the
00:27:13.060 vaccination protects
00:27:14.420 against variants,
00:27:15.740 but natural
00:27:16.940 immunity does
00:27:17.740 not?
00:27:18.980 Do you believe
00:27:19.780 that?
00:27:20.740 I don't think
00:27:21.620 that's demonstrated,
00:27:22.460 is it?
00:27:23.640 So there might
00:27:24.460 be a scientific
00:27:26.040 consensus on
00:27:27.280 what's likely to
00:27:28.220 be true, but I
00:27:29.220 don't think that's
00:27:29.640 been demonstrated,
00:27:30.780 has it?
00:27:31.960 And so if you're
00:27:33.440 Rand Paul, and
00:27:34.880 you're looking at
00:27:35.520 your own personal
00:27:36.400 situation, and
00:27:37.980 you're saying,
00:27:38.540 well, my risk
00:27:39.540 reward is I
00:27:41.060 don't want to put
00:27:41.680 a new chemical
00:27:42.500 inside me, even
00:27:43.980 though the risks
00:27:44.960 are small, because
00:27:46.320 the risk of
00:27:47.140 having a problem
00:27:48.040 once I've had the
00:27:49.180 coronavirus is
00:27:50.360 also very small.
00:27:51.360 And so he
00:27:53.160 might say, I
00:27:53.860 don't need it.
00:27:55.460 But here's my
00:27:56.780 problem.
00:27:58.600 Don't use the
00:27:59.520 word need on
00:28:00.860 this topic.
00:28:02.420 Do you know
00:28:02.700 what Rand Paul
00:28:03.380 needs?
00:28:04.640 He needs you to
00:28:05.740 shut the fuck up 0.92
00:28:06.620 about what he
00:28:07.160 needs.
00:28:08.520 How about, that's
00:28:09.300 none of your
00:28:09.660 business, what he
00:28:10.900 fucking needs.
00:28:12.460 How about we
00:28:13.200 let Rand Paul
00:28:14.080 decide what he
00:28:15.040 fucking needs?
00:28:17.500 Giving him
00:28:18.240 options is great.
00:28:19.200 explaining what
00:28:20.780 the potential
00:28:21.860 benefits of
00:28:22.540 those options
00:28:23.240 is, even
00:28:24.360 better.
00:28:25.460 Having full
00:28:26.980 information about
00:28:27.860 your options,
00:28:29.160 excellent.
00:28:30.400 Telling him
00:28:31.120 what he fucking 0.72
00:28:32.040 needs is too
00:28:33.480 far.
00:28:34.900 He will decide
00:28:35.800 what he fucking 0.72
00:28:36.440 needs.
00:28:38.120 All right?
00:28:38.580 Nobody else.
00:28:40.040 Nobody else.
00:28:41.020 Don't use that
00:28:41.580 word.
00:28:42.900 Don't use it on
00:28:43.520 me, don't use it
00:28:44.260 on him.
00:28:45.180 We'll decide what
00:28:45.920 we fucking need. 0.82
00:28:46.660 Favorite story
00:28:50.360 of the day,
00:28:50.980 Jeffrey Toobin
00:28:51.680 is back on
00:28:52.980 CNN.
00:28:54.140 God, do I want
00:28:54.920 to make lots of
00:28:55.580 jokes about this,
00:28:56.780 but they're all
00:28:57.680 too easy, and so
00:28:58.840 I'll maybe hold
00:29:00.560 back on a few
00:29:01.560 of them.
00:29:03.120 I can't say that
00:29:04.420 I will avoid all
00:29:05.660 Jeffrey Toobin
00:29:06.440 jokes.
00:29:07.480 I'm not that big
00:29:08.500 of a person, but
00:29:10.440 I'll reduce them
00:29:11.240 a little bit.
00:29:12.940 Number one, I
00:29:13.940 watched a clip
00:29:14.800 of his first
00:29:16.440 appearance back
00:29:17.060 on CNN after
00:29:18.040 being on leave,
00:29:19.560 I guess, and I
00:29:21.000 noted that in
00:29:22.300 the wide shot, he
00:29:23.820 showed both of
00:29:24.500 his hands on
00:29:25.020 the table.
00:29:26.660 Good move,
00:29:27.580 Jeffrey Toobin.
00:29:28.340 Keep both of
00:29:28.920 your hands on
00:29:29.460 the table for
00:29:30.340 the wide shots.
00:29:31.900 That's all I'm
00:29:32.400 saying.
00:29:33.180 Just keep both
00:29:34.080 hands on the
00:29:34.700 table for a
00:29:35.820 while until we
00:29:37.020 get past this,
00:29:37.780 right?
00:29:38.480 Now, the host,
00:29:40.700 I forget her
00:29:41.420 name, who was
00:29:41.980 interviewing him,
00:29:43.220 had her hands 0.96
00:29:43.900 below the table,
00:29:44.700 but that's
00:29:45.760 okay for her.
00:29:47.420 For Jeffrey,
00:29:48.480 keep your hands
00:29:49.120 on the table.
00:29:51.180 Good form so
00:29:52.360 far.
00:29:54.020 He says he's
00:29:55.040 been going to
00:29:55.540 therapy over
00:29:56.300 this.
00:29:56.960 He's trying to
00:29:57.520 become a better
00:29:58.120 person.
00:29:58.720 He's even
00:29:59.240 working on a
00:30:00.220 food bank.
00:30:02.320 And he's
00:30:02.980 trying to become
00:30:03.580 the kind of
00:30:04.080 person that
00:30:04.580 people can
00:30:05.240 trust again.
00:30:08.360 What?
00:30:09.920 What?
00:30:10.360 Was there a
00:30:12.800 problem that
00:30:13.420 people weren't
00:30:14.020 trusting Jeffrey
00:30:15.300 Toobin because
00:30:16.440 he didn't realize
00:30:17.160 his camera was
00:30:17.840 on and he
00:30:18.360 masturbated?
00:30:20.200 Was there a
00:30:21.620 trust problem?
00:30:23.480 Was there
00:30:24.000 something that
00:30:24.580 you were worried
00:30:25.520 that Jeffrey
00:30:26.700 Toobin would 0.83
00:30:27.280 do to you?
00:30:28.900 Or was he
00:30:29.840 going to do
00:30:30.140 it again?
00:30:31.200 Do you think,
00:30:31.840 I don't think
00:30:32.680 this was an
00:30:33.220 accident.
00:30:34.140 I think he
00:30:34.660 liked it.
00:30:35.620 I think he's
00:30:36.260 going to do it
00:30:36.740 again.
00:30:37.060 I don't trust
00:30:37.620 him.
00:30:38.420 Was there
00:30:38.820 anybody in the
00:30:39.760 world who
00:30:41.180 thought that
00:30:41.700 you couldn't
00:30:42.200 trust Jeffrey
00:30:43.960 Toobin because
00:30:45.320 he made a
00:30:45.780 dumb mistake
00:30:46.420 and didn't
00:30:46.880 know his
00:30:47.120 camera was
00:30:47.520 on?
00:30:48.060 I don't
00:30:48.660 believe this
00:30:49.180 was ever
00:30:49.580 his problem.
00:30:50.700 Was it?
00:30:53.000 I will go
00:30:53.880 further.
00:30:55.080 Is there
00:30:55.460 anybody on
00:30:56.580 earth who
00:30:58.080 watched this
00:30:58.780 situation and
00:30:59.580 said, well,
00:31:00.140 Jeffrey Toobin's
00:31:00.860 got a character
00:31:02.060 problem he
00:31:02.780 needs to work
00:31:03.380 on?
00:31:04.380 Anybody?
00:31:05.280 Anybody?
00:31:06.220 Did anybody
00:31:06.960 think he had a
00:31:07.700 character problem?
00:31:08.440 No, he
00:31:10.020 had a problem
00:31:10.520 of a camera
00:31:11.080 being on that
00:31:12.240 he didn't
00:31:12.600 realize.
00:31:13.680 That's not
00:31:14.140 really a
00:31:14.520 character problem,
00:31:15.340 is it?
00:31:17.020 People are
00:31:17.640 saying, yes,
00:31:18.340 he has a
00:31:18.840 character
00:31:19.100 problem.
00:31:20.800 From what
00:31:23.340 exactly?
00:31:25.280 He's a fool,
00:31:26.240 somebody says.
00:31:27.360 Well, he
00:31:28.540 says he made
00:31:29.300 a mistake, we
00:31:30.280 say he made
00:31:30.980 a mistake, we
00:31:32.120 completely agree,
00:31:33.560 but it was a
00:31:34.140 very, very human
00:31:35.800 mistake, right?
00:31:37.280 This is not
00:31:38.360 the kind of
00:31:38.780 mistake where
00:31:39.300 you say to
00:31:39.720 yourself, oh,
00:31:41.040 I would never
00:31:41.640 make that
00:31:42.140 mistake.
00:31:42.940 I would totally
00:31:44.000 make that
00:31:44.520 mistake.
00:31:45.900 Totally.
00:31:47.040 If you say
00:31:47.900 to me, Scott, I
00:31:49.620 would never make
00:31:50.260 that mistake,
00:31:51.320 well, maybe
00:31:51.900 only if you've
00:31:52.680 never masturbated,
00:31:54.940 but otherwise,
00:31:56.120 this is a human
00:31:57.040 mistake.
00:31:58.000 Everybody can
00:31:58.740 make this
00:31:59.200 mistake.
00:32:00.420 Everybody can
00:32:01.340 do this,
00:32:01.860 right?
00:32:02.100 So, I
00:32:04.760 found his
00:32:05.420 apologies and
00:32:06.540 explanations way
00:32:08.420 more cringeworthy
00:32:09.820 than the actual
00:32:11.180 mistake itself,
00:32:12.300 which I just
00:32:12.800 thought was funny
00:32:13.520 and human.
00:32:14.760 That's it.
00:32:15.740 It was funny,
00:32:17.180 and it was just
00:32:18.560 human.
00:32:20.000 And he
00:32:20.600 apologized to his
00:32:21.460 family, and I
00:32:22.300 think that's the
00:32:22.860 only ones that
00:32:23.800 matter.
00:32:24.620 Eh, coworkers,
00:32:25.580 maybe.
00:32:26.440 Coworkers, even,
00:32:27.240 that's a marginal
00:32:28.040 case, but it's nice
00:32:28.980 that he added that
00:32:29.920 too.
00:32:30.080 But you know
00:32:30.900 who he doesn't
00:32:31.660 need to apologize
00:32:32.400 to?
00:32:33.620 Me.
00:32:35.200 The public.
00:32:36.640 You.
00:32:37.800 Does he owe you
00:32:38.600 an apology?
00:32:40.040 No.
00:32:41.140 But the problem
00:32:41.900 with being on
00:32:42.560 CNN is it's the
00:32:43.880 apology network.
00:32:45.520 They demand
00:32:46.140 apologies.
00:32:47.280 I mean, they
00:32:47.860 really like their
00:32:48.600 apologies.
00:32:49.720 So, I think he
00:32:50.420 went a little
00:32:50.780 overboard on the
00:32:51.740 apologies.
00:32:53.240 He said he's
00:32:53.860 sincerely sorry,
00:32:56.680 and he apologized
00:32:58.020 to the people who,
00:32:59.120 quote,
00:33:00.080 thought I was a
00:33:00.980 better person.
00:33:02.980 Who thought he
00:33:03.940 was a better
00:33:04.560 person than
00:33:05.340 masturbating and,
00:33:07.020 you know,
00:33:08.280 getting caught?
00:33:09.700 Was there
00:33:10.080 somebody who
00:33:10.560 said, I
00:33:11.840 thought Jeffrey
00:33:12.880 Toobin was the 0.67
00:33:13.660 kind of person
00:33:14.200 who didn't
00:33:14.840 masturbate?
00:33:16.320 I mean, I
00:33:16.700 really thought he
00:33:18.100 was the kind of
00:33:18.700 guy whose biology
00:33:20.180 was unique, and
00:33:22.180 among all human
00:33:23.580 males, I thought he 0.95
00:33:25.200 was better than the
00:33:26.080 rest of us, who,
00:33:27.480 you know, sort of
00:33:28.000 need it, but not
00:33:29.320 him.
00:33:30.120 I thought he was
00:33:30.980 above us.
00:33:31.880 Who thought that?
00:33:33.180 Really?
00:33:34.380 Did anybody think
00:33:35.580 that?
00:33:37.260 So, my summary of
00:33:39.320 Jeffrey Toobin is
00:33:40.380 this incident made
00:33:41.660 him more
00:33:42.140 interesting, more
00:33:43.720 human.
00:33:44.480 I'm far more
00:33:45.520 likely to watch
00:33:46.280 him now, just
00:33:47.380 it's got a little
00:33:49.160 more interest in
00:33:49.920 it.
00:33:50.800 But we should not
00:33:52.320 be apologizing for
00:33:53.340 being human beings.
00:33:54.500 That's a little too
00:33:55.260 far.
00:33:55.480 You all know
00:33:57.720 that Democrats
00:33:58.840 complain about
00:33:59.560 filibusters when
00:34:00.860 they're in power,
00:34:01.840 and they use them
00:34:03.060 when they're out of
00:34:03.600 power, so everybody
00:34:04.220 knows that there's
00:34:05.540 tons of hypocrisy
00:34:08.080 when it comes to
00:34:08.680 that stuff.
00:34:09.740 But I didn't
00:34:10.460 realize how bad
00:34:11.060 it was.
00:34:11.680 There's an article
00:34:12.660 here by David
00:34:14.860 Harsanyi, who is
00:34:17.360 talking about
00:34:18.400 hypocrisy is
00:34:20.400 nothing new, but
00:34:21.540 it takes
00:34:21.900 preternatural
00:34:22.980 shamelessness, which 0.75
00:34:24.380 I just love that
00:34:25.100 term of a phrase,
00:34:26.780 preternatural
00:34:27.780 shamelessness, to
00:34:29.740 have participated in
00:34:30.880 over 300
00:34:31.860 filibusters, as
00:34:33.140 Dems did in the
00:34:33.900 past few years, and
00:34:35.300 turn around and
00:34:35.860 treat the procedure
00:34:36.640 as odious, racist
00:34:38.700 relic that
00:34:39.900 threatens democracy.
00:34:42.240 You know, there's
00:34:42.960 hypocrisy, and
00:34:45.200 then there's, oh
00:34:46.380 my God, hypocrisy.
00:34:48.300 Now, how can they
00:34:49.060 get away with
00:34:49.580 that?
00:34:51.300 How do the
00:34:52.100 Democrats get
00:34:53.160 away with using
00:34:55.280 the filibuster
00:34:56.020 300 times, and
00:34:57.820 then the moment
00:34:58.540 that the other
00:34:59.260 team is using
00:34:59.980 it, it's an
00:35:01.060 odious, racist
00:35:01.820 relic that
00:35:02.420 threatens democracy?
00:35:04.120 It's because the
00:35:05.020 media lets them.
00:35:07.220 How many times
00:35:08.280 did you hear this
00:35:09.080 estimate, that
00:35:10.000 they had used it
00:35:10.680 300 times in the
00:35:11.820 past?
00:35:12.700 Did you have
00:35:13.200 any idea?
00:35:14.840 I would have
00:35:15.580 said, oh God,
00:35:16.500 I'll bet they've
00:35:16.960 used it a dozen
00:35:17.720 times.
00:35:18.940 That would have
00:35:19.500 been my guess.
00:35:20.180 I would have
00:35:21.080 said probably, I
00:35:22.560 don't know, 10,
00:35:23.220 12 times they've
00:35:24.100 used this in the
00:35:24.660 last few years,
00:35:25.780 probably made a
00:35:26.520 big difference
00:35:27.000 those 10 or 12
00:35:27.880 times they used
00:35:28.540 it.
00:35:29.060 No, it's 300,
00:35:31.100 300 times.
00:35:33.760 But now it's a
00:35:34.900 big old racist,
00:35:35.740 odious thing.
00:35:37.300 So I usually
00:35:38.140 don't do hypocrisy
00:35:39.580 stories, because
00:35:41.000 they're just too
00:35:41.860 easy and obvious,
00:35:43.440 and you're already
00:35:43.960 thinking it, so it
00:35:45.020 adds nothing.
00:35:46.000 But I don't know
00:35:47.080 if I've seen a
00:35:47.600 bigger one than
00:35:48.720 this.
00:35:49.100 I guess the
00:35:49.480 only reason I
00:35:49.900 mention it is
00:35:50.960 that it's
00:35:51.400 extraordinary in
00:35:52.420 its scope.
00:35:54.380 So that's the
00:35:55.100 only reason it's
00:35:55.640 worth mentioning.
00:35:56.320 Otherwise, hypocrisy
00:35:57.740 is just the
00:35:59.060 operating code of
00:36:00.100 government.
00:36:01.960 Biden gave a
00:36:03.260 speech in which
00:36:03.780 he said that his
00:36:05.280 military leaders
00:36:06.140 told him climate
00:36:06.920 change was the
00:36:08.320 number one military
00:36:10.080 slash security
00:36:11.180 threat to the
00:36:12.340 homeland.
00:36:13.900 Does that sound
00:36:14.640 like something that
00:36:15.300 happened?
00:36:17.060 Do you believe
00:36:17.800 that?
00:36:18.060 Do you believe
00:36:19.080 Joe Biden, when
00:36:19.800 he says that his
00:36:20.520 military experts
00:36:21.380 said climate
00:36:22.460 change was our
00:36:23.220 biggest military
00:36:24.500 security threat to
00:36:26.260 the homeland?
00:36:27.000 And the thinking
00:36:28.040 was that it would
00:36:28.760 cause massive
00:36:29.680 migration of
00:36:30.820 people to get
00:36:31.560 away from bad
00:36:32.480 zones, and that
00:36:33.740 massive migration
00:36:34.620 would necessarily
00:36:35.980 have a bigger
00:36:36.900 impact on the
00:36:38.440 countries with
00:36:39.020 wealth, because
00:36:40.080 that's where people
00:36:40.640 would be going
00:36:41.160 to, violating
00:36:42.880 borders, possibly
00:36:43.960 of our allies,
00:36:45.860 causing all kinds
00:36:46.700 of trouble.
00:36:47.520 Now, I do
00:36:48.800 buy the concept
00:36:50.480 that there might
00:36:51.280 be massive
00:36:51.840 migration, and
00:36:53.180 it might be
00:36:53.600 related to
00:36:54.160 droughts, and
00:36:55.340 that sort of
00:36:55.980 thing.
00:36:56.260 So I think that
00:36:56.900 part might be
00:36:57.520 true, and
00:36:58.600 certainly something
00:36:59.220 to take seriously.
00:37:01.200 But doesn't
00:37:03.060 that sound like a
00:37:04.160 gigantic pussy 1.00
00:37:05.160 thing to say if
00:37:06.220 you're a general?
00:37:07.920 It sounds to me
00:37:09.060 like the generals
00:37:09.840 were a little bit
00:37:10.920 too woke, don't
00:37:12.840 you think?
00:37:13.220 Because if the
00:37:14.760 general who said
00:37:15.540 that, that
00:37:16.480 climate change
00:37:17.180 was our biggest
00:37:17.920 challenge, do
00:37:19.220 you think that
00:37:19.740 that general, if
00:37:20.680 you had that
00:37:21.300 general privately
00:37:22.360 and said, look,
00:37:24.780 you think that's
00:37:25.960 bigger than
00:37:26.400 getting nuked by
00:37:27.460 China? 0.73
00:37:28.560 Really?
00:37:30.160 Because China 0.94
00:37:32.000 with nuclear
00:37:32.560 weapons and
00:37:33.460 maybe chemical
00:37:34.580 warfare and
00:37:35.900 terrorism and
00:37:37.380 drones and the
00:37:38.860 ability for one
00:37:39.840 person with the
00:37:40.620 right bioweapon to
00:37:43.020 destroy entire
00:37:44.140 civilizations, you
00:37:46.880 don't think that's
00:37:47.380 a little bit
00:37:48.400 bigger?
00:37:49.260 Just a little bit
00:37:50.140 bigger than the
00:37:51.060 fact that climate
00:37:51.800 change will take
00:37:53.120 80 years to catch
00:37:54.340 up to us?
00:37:55.660 I don't believe
00:37:56.700 that privately they
00:37:57.600 think that.
00:37:59.060 That sounds like
00:37:59.840 something you say
00:38:00.820 because your boss
00:38:01.740 wants to hear it,
00:38:03.380 right?
00:38:04.300 So, general, what
00:38:06.280 do you think is
00:38:06.800 their biggest risk?
00:38:08.160 Ah, not enough
00:38:10.640 critical race theory
00:38:12.140 training in school?
00:38:13.920 Okay, that's
00:38:14.420 number one risk.
00:38:15.360 What else?
00:38:16.700 Ah, Trump said
00:38:20.980 some offensive
00:38:22.100 things?
00:38:23.400 Yes, yes, now
00:38:24.440 you're on to it.
00:38:25.440 Now you're really
00:38:26.160 talking about high
00:38:26.860 priorities.
00:38:27.740 That was a risk to
00:38:28.520 the country.
00:38:29.320 How about another
00:38:29.940 one?
00:38:30.240 What are your top
00:38:30.980 risks?
00:38:31.300 could it be the
00:38:36.700 people who occupied
00:38:37.960 a room in the
00:38:39.380 Capitol because
00:38:41.260 occupying an empty
00:38:42.760 room, at least
00:38:44.800 until they occupied
00:38:45.580 it, is a risk to
00:38:47.640 the entire United
00:38:48.600 States?
00:38:49.960 Bingo!
00:38:51.000 You got it.
00:38:52.040 You got the
00:38:52.520 biggest risk in
00:38:53.980 the whole country.
00:38:55.060 And climate
00:38:58.780 change?
00:38:59.540 Yes, yes, you
00:39:01.040 got them all.
00:39:01.680 Those are the
00:39:02.120 biggest military
00:39:02.940 risks.
00:39:04.260 Climate change,
00:39:05.520 anything that
00:39:06.100 Trump tweeted
00:39:06.780 when he was on
00:39:07.500 Twitter, and
00:39:09.380 yeah, critical race
00:39:10.460 theory, not
00:39:11.020 enough of it, not
00:39:12.040 enough of it being
00:39:12.660 taught in schools.
00:39:14.100 So, those are
00:39:15.180 big risks on the
00:39:16.100 country, not
00:39:16.760 China.
00:39:19.480 I'd probably fire
00:39:20.620 anybody who told
00:39:21.260 me that if I were
00:39:22.200 the commander-in-chief.
00:39:23.240 But, it does
00:39:25.420 tell us that we're
00:39:26.000 not taking nuclear
00:39:26.940 energy seriously if
00:39:28.180 Biden doesn't, by
00:39:29.480 the way, the Biden
00:39:29.980 administration does
00:39:30.960 take nuclear
00:39:31.840 seriously, but he
00:39:33.400 doesn't talk about
00:39:34.260 it much, does he?
00:39:35.800 I feel like he
00:39:36.760 could talk about it
00:39:37.620 a little bit more,
00:39:38.820 maybe give it a
00:39:39.420 little more of a
00:39:41.040 boost, but he
00:39:43.360 doesn't.
00:39:44.260 Here's my question
00:39:45.080 to you, climate
00:39:46.040 change people.
00:39:49.620 What would be a
00:39:50.660 bigger environmental
00:39:51.580 problem?
00:39:52.140 nuclear waste, let's 0.88
00:39:56.100 say we have more
00:39:57.340 robust nuclear
00:39:58.740 energy systems, would
00:40:01.580 the subsequent
00:40:02.540 nuclear waste
00:40:03.600 storage be a
00:40:05.500 bigger problem than
00:40:06.660 all of the
00:40:07.440 batteries that we
00:40:09.160 would need if we
00:40:10.140 did just solar and
00:40:11.500 wind and other
00:40:12.460 things?
00:40:13.200 You would need
00:40:13.740 massive batteries,
00:40:15.440 either at your
00:40:16.000 house or battery
00:40:17.060 farms, I suppose,
00:40:18.540 for the times when
00:40:19.540 you don't have
00:40:19.960 enough wind or
00:40:21.540 sun.
00:40:23.420 So, somebody
00:40:25.160 said you could
00:40:25.700 recycle batteries
00:40:26.860 fairly easily.
00:40:28.440 That doesn't
00:40:29.220 sound right to me,
00:40:30.220 does it?
00:40:31.460 Do we recycle
00:40:32.560 batteries?
00:40:33.740 Do you think that
00:40:34.380 your Tesla home
00:40:35.620 battery would be
00:40:36.560 recyclable?
00:40:37.940 And how long
00:40:38.680 would it last?
00:40:40.280 Now, I would like
00:40:41.280 to think that
00:40:42.500 Elon Musk thought
00:40:43.820 about that and
00:40:44.520 has some kind of
00:40:45.120 a solution for
00:40:45.820 recycling, but
00:40:47.280 even if it's just
00:40:48.100 Tesla, maybe Tesla
00:40:49.500 will come up with
00:40:50.200 a solution for
00:40:51.460 that, but they're
00:40:52.340 not going to be
00:40:52.720 the only battery
00:40:53.380 company.
00:40:54.720 There's going to
00:40:55.100 be a lot of
00:40:56.120 batteries out
00:40:56.700 there.
00:40:57.320 What do you do
00:40:57.800 with them once
00:40:58.900 they're done?
00:41:00.540 Yeah, I think it's
00:41:01.280 actually hard to
00:41:01.960 recycle those.
00:41:03.260 And I don't know
00:41:04.220 if we're thinking
00:41:05.540 in terms of the
00:41:06.400 scale that we
00:41:07.180 need to, because
00:41:08.740 the number of
00:41:09.800 batteries in the
00:41:11.200 world that are
00:41:11.880 associated with
00:41:12.980 solar power and
00:41:15.400 wind, probably not
00:41:16.720 that many, right?
00:41:18.600 But if we were
00:41:19.440 to massively
00:41:20.420 change the
00:41:21.080 entire energy
00:41:21.820 structure of
00:41:22.800 the world, that's
00:41:24.100 a lot of
00:41:24.480 batteries.
00:41:25.720 Am I wrong?
00:41:26.760 Now, there are
00:41:27.320 other ways to
00:41:27.880 store energy.
00:41:28.540 You can build a
00:41:29.100 dam, but there
00:41:29.780 aren't that many
00:41:30.260 places you can do
00:41:31.160 that.
00:41:32.340 So I just feel
00:41:35.060 like maybe we
00:41:35.740 haven't looked at
00:41:36.500 this as objectively
00:41:38.040 as we could.
00:41:39.760 Hey, how about
00:41:40.380 that Arizona audit?
00:41:43.100 Kind of quiet,
00:41:44.060 isn't it?
00:41:45.120 Don't you think
00:41:45.760 by now, if the
00:41:47.040 Arizona audit had
00:41:48.120 come up with the
00:41:49.480 smoking gun of
00:41:50.500 massive fraud, we
00:41:52.360 would know about
00:41:53.360 that by now,
00:41:54.480 wouldn't we?
00:41:55.180 Because we did
00:41:55.780 hear about almost
00:41:56.980 immediately when
00:41:57.720 they thought some
00:41:58.320 data had been
00:41:59.080 deleted, but it
00:42:00.000 turns out they
00:42:00.520 found it.
00:42:01.500 We heard about
00:42:02.280 that right away,
00:42:03.600 right?
00:42:04.220 There is apparently
00:42:05.240 a chain of
00:42:06.120 command or chain
00:42:07.360 of custody, chain
00:42:08.820 of custody, problem
00:42:10.460 with some of the
00:42:11.120 votes, but that's 0.99
00:42:11.840 not going to change
00:42:12.500 any election
00:42:13.040 outcomes.
00:42:14.000 The courts will
00:42:14.580 just say, yeah,
00:42:15.300 but it's already
00:42:16.040 certified, can't
00:42:17.460 go back, you
00:42:18.440 know, catch it
00:42:19.420 next time.
00:42:20.660 So I feel as
00:42:21.940 though every day
00:42:23.140 that goes by, you
00:42:24.200 should put a
00:42:24.600 little less hope
00:42:26.080 in this Arizona
00:42:27.780 audit coming up
00:42:28.600 with any kind of
00:42:29.180 problem.
00:42:30.700 I could be
00:42:31.480 surprised, maybe
00:42:32.560 I'll be wrong.
00:42:35.080 I understand
00:42:35.920 from Andres
00:42:37.280 backhouse that
00:42:38.000 there are a few
00:42:38.800 ivermectin
00:42:40.200 trials in progress,
00:42:41.940 the good kind,
00:42:42.540 the randomized
00:42:43.420 controlled trial.
00:42:46.140 So we might
00:42:46.900 actually have a
00:42:47.700 real, credible,
00:42:49.820 believable answer
00:42:50.700 on whether
00:42:51.320 ivermectin makes
00:42:52.240 a big difference.
00:42:53.360 I don't know
00:42:53.840 when, so there's
00:42:54.680 a little uncertainty
00:42:55.900 about when we'll
00:42:56.620 know, but someday
00:42:57.620 we'll know.
00:42:58.500 It looks like we'll
00:42:59.600 actually know if
00:43:01.560 there was a big
00:43:02.320 ivermectin scandal
00:43:03.800 and we should have
00:43:04.720 been using it or
00:43:05.880 not.
00:43:06.760 We'll actually know
00:43:07.800 the answer.
00:43:09.060 Now, I suppose
00:43:10.400 even, you know,
00:43:12.000 high-quality,
00:43:13.140 multiple,
00:43:14.400 randomized,
00:43:15.320 controlled trials
00:43:16.160 could still have
00:43:17.020 problems, but it's
00:43:18.960 as good as we get.
00:43:20.280 So I feel like,
00:43:21.860 I feel like we're
00:43:22.600 going to know,
00:43:23.640 maybe after the
00:43:24.860 pandemic's totally
00:43:26.200 a non-problem,
00:43:27.600 but I think we'll
00:43:28.280 know.
00:43:29.180 And hydroxychloroquine,
00:43:30.480 I would warn you
00:43:31.240 that the more
00:43:32.760 recent news showing
00:43:34.300 there's a study that
00:43:35.220 says it works,
00:43:35.920 is not the high-quality
00:43:37.680 kind of study that
00:43:38.660 you should bank on.
00:43:39.920 It does make you
00:43:41.380 think we should
00:43:41.920 study it some more.
00:43:43.240 It does make you
00:43:44.040 think that maybe
00:43:44.720 there was something
00:43:45.380 there with both
00:43:46.760 of these drugs,
00:43:47.540 but we're far from
00:43:48.780 that being a
00:43:50.600 scientifically certified
00:43:52.360 certainty.
00:43:53.680 We'd have to deal
00:43:54.420 with this as a
00:43:55.460 risk management
00:43:57.060 issue.
00:43:59.460 And if you were
00:44:01.360 a certain kind
00:44:02.220 of person in a
00:44:03.000 certain situation,
00:44:03.960 I could imagine
00:44:04.540 you would say to
00:44:05.120 yourself,
00:44:05.480 well, I know
00:44:06.580 that science is
00:44:07.300 not telling me
00:44:07.920 for certain that
00:44:08.800 it works,
00:44:09.640 but I'd like to
00:44:10.800 take that chance.
00:44:12.280 So that's where
00:44:12.720 we're at.
00:44:14.060 Rasmussen did a
00:44:15.680 poll and asked
00:44:16.280 people,
00:44:17.140 should the
00:44:17.360 Republican Party,
00:44:18.900 I think they only
00:44:19.860 polled Republicans
00:44:21.020 and conservatives,
00:44:22.760 should the
00:44:24.020 Republican Party
00:44:24.640 be more like
00:44:25.360 Trump or more
00:44:26.820 like Pence?
00:44:28.620 What do you
00:44:29.280 think people
00:44:29.760 said?
00:44:30.700 Because we
00:44:31.160 just went through
00:44:31.800 several years of
00:44:33.000 Republicans complaining
00:44:34.300 saying that
00:44:35.640 Trump should
00:44:36.680 maybe act more
00:44:37.680 like a regular
00:44:38.340 politician,
00:44:39.400 more like a
00:44:40.200 Mike Pence.
00:44:41.960 So how many
00:44:42.580 people in the
00:44:43.160 end said,
00:44:43.680 yeah,
00:44:44.480 now that you
00:44:45.260 asked the
00:44:45.620 question,
00:44:46.380 we do want the
00:44:47.400 Republican Party
00:44:48.260 and we do want
00:44:49.300 conservatives to be
00:44:50.840 more like Mike Pence
00:44:51.920 because he doesn't
00:44:52.700 cause problems.
00:44:54.240 How many people
00:44:55.060 said that?
00:44:55.740 Well,
00:44:56.100 it turns out
00:44:56.540 64% of Republicans
00:44:59.080 and about the same
00:45:00.140 number of conservatives
00:45:00.980 said they would
00:45:02.240 prefer a Donald
00:45:03.040 Trump-like
00:45:03.800 Republican Party.
00:45:07.960 So remember I
00:45:09.280 told you that
00:45:09.960 winning solves
00:45:11.580 everything?
00:45:12.760 I've said that a
00:45:13.640 few times.
00:45:14.600 Being successful
00:45:15.500 just solves all
00:45:16.820 kinds of
00:45:17.300 unrelated problems
00:45:18.400 and I think
00:45:20.080 that's what
00:45:20.460 Trump did.
00:45:21.600 He came in
00:45:22.440 and he was
00:45:22.940 simply successful
00:45:23.820 and then suddenly
00:45:24.920 people go,
00:45:25.760 well,
00:45:26.360 can't argue
00:45:26.920 with success.
00:45:28.060 Stuff worked,
00:45:29.320 at least stuff
00:45:29.920 they liked.
00:45:30.980 Not everything,
00:45:31.840 of course.
00:45:33.140 So that's
00:45:34.240 where we're
00:45:34.540 heading.
00:45:35.200 Looks like the
00:45:36.140 Republican Party
00:45:37.140 and conservatives
00:45:37.940 prefer the
00:45:39.160 more pugnacious,
00:45:41.620 provocative style
00:45:43.120 of the dealmaker
00:45:44.380 who does get
00:45:45.320 some stuff done.
00:45:46.840 He did.
00:45:49.020 And that
00:45:49.940 is what we
00:45:51.360 call the
00:45:52.660 simultaneous
00:45:53.200 sip and
00:45:54.120 coffee with
00:45:54.620 Scott Adams.
00:45:55.280 I don't think
00:45:55.820 it's ever been
00:45:56.340 better.
00:45:57.320 Really,
00:45:57.900 probably the
00:45:58.480 best one of
00:45:59.200 all time.
00:45:59.720 sorry I
00:46:01.300 lost it a
00:46:02.120 little bit
00:46:02.500 there.
00:46:03.020 I wasn't
00:46:03.460 expecting that.
00:46:05.000 Sometimes you
00:46:05.620 wonder,
00:46:06.700 hey,
00:46:06.940 do people
00:46:07.420 do these
00:46:08.340 emotional
00:46:09.720 expressions
00:46:10.960 in front of
00:46:11.940 people
00:46:12.340 intentionally?
00:46:14.580 Nope,
00:46:15.240 that wasn't
00:46:15.660 intentional.
00:46:17.140 I wasn't
00:46:18.100 planning on
00:46:18.560 doing that.
00:46:19.020 but thank
00:46:23.360 you for all
00:46:24.300 of your
00:46:24.580 support.
00:46:25.500 I'll give
00:46:25.820 you a little
00:46:26.220 advance warning.
00:46:28.020 I'm going to
00:46:28.520 do some
00:46:29.000 traveling.
00:46:30.820 Yes,
00:46:31.320 I'm going to
00:46:31.640 do some
00:46:31.980 traveling
00:46:32.500 starting tomorrow.
00:46:33.920 I'll tell you
00:46:34.800 where I am
00:46:35.300 as things
00:46:36.180 progress.
00:46:37.840 Tomorrow,
00:46:38.580 I believe,
00:46:39.020 I will be
00:46:39.380 able to do
00:46:39.900 my regular
00:46:40.480 sip.
00:46:42.220 The day
00:46:43.060 after,
00:46:44.280 tomorrow,
00:46:44.920 not so
00:46:46.860 sure.
00:46:47.580 Depends if
00:46:48.100 I'm awake
00:46:48.700 in the
00:46:49.420 right time
00:46:49.860 zone.
00:46:51.020 Well,
00:46:51.420 I'll be in
00:46:51.760 the wrong
00:46:52.060 time zone,
00:46:52.680 but it
00:46:52.920 depends if
00:46:53.400 I'm awake
00:46:53.980 at the
00:46:54.240 right time,
00:46:55.400 and I'm
00:46:56.440 going to
00:46:56.660 try.
00:46:57.700 So,
00:46:58.400 for the
00:46:58.800 next 10
00:47:01.240 days,
00:47:02.460 things will be
00:47:03.280 normal tomorrow,
00:47:04.280 but after that,
00:47:05.300 I'm going to do
00:47:05.720 the best I can
00:47:06.440 to hit this
00:47:07.120 time zone,
00:47:07.960 but I
00:47:08.820 don't know
00:47:09.360 for sure
00:47:10.140 whether I
00:47:11.520 will.
00:47:12.560 And I'm
00:47:13.720 going to
00:47:13.920 promise you
00:47:14.420 something else.
00:47:15.960 There will
00:47:16.420 be a
00:47:17.180 simulation
00:47:17.880 surprise.
00:47:20.040 Right.
00:47:20.800 There will
00:47:21.180 be a
00:47:21.640 coincidence
00:47:22.160 that I
00:47:23.440 will reveal.
00:47:24.480 I think I
00:47:25.040 can reveal
00:47:25.480 this.
00:47:25.820 I have to
00:47:26.060 ask somebody
00:47:26.500 else first.
00:47:27.580 But I
00:47:28.080 think I
00:47:28.440 can reveal
00:47:28.960 a coincidence
00:47:29.740 about this
00:47:30.460 vacation that
00:47:31.360 will impress
00:47:32.940 you,
00:47:33.640 like a
00:47:34.320 really big
00:47:34.800 one.
00:47:36.160 You know,
00:47:36.720 the kind
00:47:37.020 that makes
00:47:37.320 you wonder
00:47:37.720 about the
00:47:38.120 nature of
00:47:38.600 reality.
00:47:40.660 None of
00:47:41.240 your guesses
00:47:41.660 are correct
00:47:42.380 about where
00:47:43.080 I'm going,
00:47:43.620 but I'll
00:47:43.860 tell you and
00:47:44.280 it's going
00:47:44.820 to be
00:47:45.040 someplace fun.
00:47:46.360 And I
00:47:46.940 will talk
00:47:47.340 to you
00:47:47.760 tomorrow.