Real Coffee with Scott Adams - June 14, 2021


Episode 1405 Scott Adams： Early Sipping

Hosted by
Scott Adams
Mentioned
Putin Biden Drew
Episode 1404 Scott Adams： A Sip Before I Travel Episode 1407 Scott Adams： The Simultaneous Sip, Live From Santorini, Greece

Episode Stats


Length

6 minutes

Words per minute

142.07

Word count

968

Sentence count

109

Harmful content

Misogyny

1

sentences flagged

Toxicity

8

sentences flagged

Hate speech

1

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Summary

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Dr. Drew is on vacation in Santorini, Greece, and he's drinking coffee on the deck of a luxury villa overlooking the ocean. He's also talking about a nuclear leak at a Chinese power plant, and the worst hotel in the world.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Hey everybody, can you see me? I'm on the other side of the world.
00:00:12.960 Yeah, I'm coming to you live from Santorini, Greece. Would you like to see it? I can show you.
00:00:21.280 But first, you probably want the simultaneous sip. Many of you will be waking up to discover
00:00:27.660 it already happened. Normally, even when I'm traveling, I would try to hit your time zone
00:00:33.180 just right. But today I'll be out on the ocean. And so, I'm going to give it to you a little bit
00:00:40.140 early. And I didn't bring my cheat sheet, but I think it goes like this. That all you need
00:00:45.840 is a cup or mug or glass, a tankard chalice or stein, a canteen jug or flask, a vessel of any kind.
00:00:54.160 Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled
00:01:00.100 pleasure of the dopamine the other day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called
00:01:04.820 the simultaneous sip. And it's going to happen right now.
00:01:08.900 Yeah. Yeah. So, some of you saw I posted on social media that Dr. Drew is coincidentally
00:01:23.840 here at the same time. We were actually on the same flight in from Munich. And I realized
00:01:31.680 that Dr. Drew has a trick to disguise himself in public. He just puts on sunglasses.
00:01:36.700 Because, like me, if you would recognize me at all, you would expect to see a certain
00:01:44.660 kind of spectacle on me. And if I change him, I just look like a different person. I put
00:01:50.480 a hat on to cover my bald head, put on sunglasses, good to go. Put on a mask. I'm basically the
00:01:56.740 unibarmer. Now, would you like to talk about the news or would you like to see the view from
00:02:04.360 my front deck? Well, the news is kind of boring. So, we can cover that pretty quickly.
00:02:10.940 Let's see. Biden is still Biden. You could do the news without even reading the news.
00:02:20.280 Oh, we'll show you the view. I'll show you the view in a moment. So, I guess Putin made 0.61
00:02:26.980 a good play. So, Putin said, well, I guess Biden asked him to do something about the
00:02:32.980 hackers. And Putin said, that'd be a great idea. Why don't we agree to trade hackers?
00:02:39.820 You know, we'll give you the hackers we catch that are hacking you. You give us the hackers
00:02:44.680 that you caught hacking us and we'll just trade. And I'm thinking to myself, damn it, Putin. 0.99
00:02:50.940 That was pretty clever because he knows that's not going to happen. But he also got the message 0.99
00:02:57.980 out that he's getting hacked. Whether that's true or not, we kind of assume it is.
00:03:03.840 There's some story of a nuclear leak at a Chinese power plant. What you might not know, and you have
00:03:11.860 to do a fact check on this because I don't think I know it either. I don't think a leak in one of the
00:03:17.500 more modern versions of a nuclear plant. I don't think a leak is like a meltdown. I think you have
00:03:23.600 to have the old technology plants to have a meltdown. I don't know if they have any. So, I wouldn't assume
00:03:30.100 automatically that that's some kind of a meltdown coming. It could be just a nuisance, but a big one.
00:03:37.300 So, I'm going to show you the view here in a minute.
00:03:42.940 Come with me.
00:03:43.700 Now, let's see. In theory, I could reverse this, right? Yeah. There we go.
00:03:54.980 Follow me.
00:04:02.660 So, these are some of the neighboring units.
00:04:09.380 Here's the view of the sea.
00:04:13.700 And there's a bit of a story about this part over here.
00:04:18.060 So, where you see this, where you see there's kind of a bay here. It looks like a bay.
00:04:24.260 That used to be solid ground, apparently, until, at least within recorded history. I forget when.
00:04:30.480 But there was some kind of earthquake or volcano or something that all that dropped into the sea.
00:04:35.580 And some people say that was Atlantis.
00:04:38.020 I don't think I buy that, but it sounds good.
00:04:44.100 So, the villa that we're in comes with its own little pool.
00:04:49.380 And the people who designed this are the worst hotel designers of all time.
00:04:56.920 Because look at how they forgot to add windows.
00:05:02.820 This is the actual hotel unit.
00:05:04.720 Now, look at the complete lack of windows.
00:05:07.600 And even when they're uncovered, they're tiny.
00:05:10.380 And from where they are sat back, none of the windows of the hotel can see any of this. 1.00
00:05:19.740 Dumb motherfuckers. 1.00
00:05:21.380 It was absolutely a crime. 1.00
00:05:24.960 It was like a hotel crime that they didn't give a view internally.
00:05:29.280 And worse yet, they add these little walls.
00:05:34.240 Because I guess this is traditional architecture.
00:05:37.560 So, about half of your view, if you're sitting, for example.
00:05:41.320 You know, if you sit over there. 0.99
00:05:42.640 About half of your view is obscured by the fucking wall. 0.99
00:05:47.460 And this is a new place. 0.99
00:05:49.560 You know, this was recently built in the last few years.
00:05:51.660 So, they had all that time to think about it.
00:05:53.540 They still got it that wrong.
00:05:56.380 It's actually laughably poorly designed.
00:05:58.780 I mean, to the point where I'm not sure we're actually going to even stay the entire trip.
00:06:05.840 The rooms themselves are these tiny little claustrophobic.
00:06:11.020 Basically, it's like a prison cell.
00:06:14.160 It's like a prison cell with better amenities.
00:06:18.900 But it sure is a nice location.
00:06:24.380 So, I'll be out in that water.
00:06:27.020 In about an hour.
00:06:30.900 So, that's what it looks like.
00:06:32.680 I've got to get ready to go do something.
00:06:35.060 But I didn't want to miss the simultaneous sip.
00:06:38.080 One more time, even though this one's early.
00:06:40.980 Early is better than never.
00:06:43.180 And that
00:06:43.880 is all I've got for today.
00:06:46.300 Here we go.
00:06:46.800 Okay.
00:06:46.820 You