Episode 1456 Scott Adams: Come in Here!
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Summary
In this episode of the podcast, I talk about how the Olympics are ruining the sport of soccer, why the U.S. Women's Soccer team sucks, and the first openly transgender athlete to compete at the Olympics in weightlifting.
Transcript
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I've been working with the local subscribers here trying to work it out and somehow magically
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So if you can hear me, then something worked fine.
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Now, you missed the first part of the presentation where I send this over to my email.
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Have you learned that just trying to use an application is like you have to be a hacker to get into your own account?
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Now, I've got like multiple sign-ons and they've got to text me and they've got to change my password and fix my settings and update my software.
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Every fucking time I want to use an application.
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Like just to use any application, I've got to like search my records for the last sign-in.
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I can't fucking just turn on an application and just fucking use it.
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Since I'm locked out of some other fucking account that I use every day for no fucking reason.
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I'm going to be looking sideways to get my notes.
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Do I seem like I'm in a cranky mood this morning?
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Does it feel like maybe I could explode any minute?
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Oh, Charlotte says to please explain my Jesus sign to those who don't understand.
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So over my shoulder, if you're listening on audio, there's a little sign that says,
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Now, it only says that because I've got yellow sticky notes over parts of the words on the
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And let's just say the King part was the last part of a word that started with F.
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And I didn't like taking the Lord's name in vain here on the live stream.
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So I just turned it from a very vulgar sign into a very polite one.
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Sorry, I didn't think I was going to get YouTube working today.
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All right, let's actually talk about some content.
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So I'm not going to talk much about the Olympics, but there, there are some really good highlights.
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Number one, the American women's soccer team lost.
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I don't know about you, but I was, I was sort of rooting for them to lose.
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I'm not supposed to be rooting for my own country to lose, right?
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I kind of rooted for them to lose because of the, the kneeling.
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You know, the whole point of representing your country, if you're not going to do that,
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if you're not going to represent your country and you're going to, you know,
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kneel for the national anthem or something, I'm all for that.
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But you're, you're welcome to have your protest and I have no problem with that whatsoever.
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However, however, I also have the right to root against you.
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So I was kind of happy that the women's soccer team lost because, uh, they don't represent me
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Now, number two, the other best story is that, uh, New Zealand weightlifter, Laurel Hubbard,
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uh, she made history because she'll be the first openly transgender female athlete to compete
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So Laurel Hubbard, transgender athlete, um, is, uh, is in the Olympics.
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And I find this a highlight of the Olympics personally.
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Now I know some of you may be purists and saying to yourself, Hey, this is ruining the sport.
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It's unfair to, to, uh, I don't know, biologically naturally born women.
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So if that's offensive, wasn't meant to be, but I love this story because first of all,
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I mean, the Olympics had a, a purpose in the olden days, but they don't really have any
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It's to sell advertisement or TV spots or something.
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It doesn't really have any purpose in my, in my view.
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The Olympics don't, but they are entertainment.
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the jumping up and down and weird ways competition, the leaping over, uh, things competition, the running fast competition.
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Maybe not any of them, but can you tell me you're not entertained by a transgender athlete coming into the weightlifting and winning everything?
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And that's a separate topic, but it's definitely entertaining.
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So there's new information on the Wuhan, uh, virus leak hypothesis.
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Uh, I think I might want to see some blood tests of whoever beat the transgender athlete.
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Um, so anyway, the Wuhan Lake has some more, uh, information.
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That, um, makes it look more like it was a leak.
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So first of all, they had a leadership change at the lab in 2019.
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Do you realize I, I leapt into this without the simultaneous sip?
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And if you'd like to enjoy this to the maximum ability that you can muster,
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all you need is a cup or mug or glass, a tanker, a chalice, a stein, a canteen jug or a flask,
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The dopamine here of the day, the thing that makes everything better,
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It's called the simultaneous sip, and watch it happen now.
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Well, for those of you on YouTube, over on the Locals platform,
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I'm watching a commenter who has put a picture of a cat eating a banana.
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And if you think that's not entertaining, well, you're so wrong.
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So, here's some things we found out about the Wuhan lab, apparently.
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One is that there was a management change in 2019,
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Number two, there was a proposal out to fix the ventilation
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two years after the ventilation had been put in new.
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So, there might have been some problem with the ventilation
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that they were aware of at just about the wrong time,
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Apparently, there was an increase in Google searches on COVID-19.
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and people were Google searching it before you ever heard of it.
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So, and there was a bunch of activity around the lab at about that time,
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that would suggest that it came from a natural species.
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And then, also, a couple more experts have told you
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the common knowledge was that you could not bioengineer this virus
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without leaving signs that it was done by humans?
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that sometimes I hear the news a year before you do,
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I had a long phone call with one of the smartest people
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And that smartest person showed me a satellite picture
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of the Wuhan lab and said it came out of there,
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because it was sort of across the street from the wet market.
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So, long before the news was reporting anything,
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and being told by somebody who was really smart,
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could you make this virus look like it was natural
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So, there were plenty of people who knew what was going on.
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for experts to say that it could have been engineered
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I mean, I knew it probably a year before it was public knowledge.
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is that narcissists think other people are narcissists.
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And I've come to believe that a lot of my critics