Episode 1462 Scott Adams: Things in the Headlines That Make me Laugh and Cry
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Summary
Scott Adams talks about a plane crash, the death of 80 falcons, and a woman who kneeled during the national anthem at the opening of the Olympics. Plus, the Law of Unintended Consequences, and the most important player in the world.
Transcript
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Good morning. It's time for Coffee with Scott Adams.
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Once again, the best part of your day. It never fails.
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Because you don't want to go into this without preparation.
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Because all you need is a cup or a mug or a glass of tank or tails,
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just dine a canteen, drink a flask vessel, get any kind.
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Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee.
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the dopamine of the day, the thing that makes, well, everything better.
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It's called Simultaneous Sip, and it happens now. Go.
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A Saudi prince had 80 falcons that he wanted to relocate
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But he bought airplane seats for all 80 of his falcons.
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Now, of course, they were tied to little stands.
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So the falcons couldn't fly around inside the plane.
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but the falcons, feeling that the plane was going down,
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and so all of their actions would be confined to inside.
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A joke when there's something about this situation
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and that causes a little reflex called a laugh.
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That little beep you hear whenever I'm doing this,
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imagine being a bird that died in a plane crash.
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That would be the worst way to go if you were a bird.
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things would be going pretty, pretty well for me.