Episode 1465 Scott Adams: Today I Put the Hypnosis Filter on the News So You Can Understand it For the First Time
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Summary
It's the first day of school, and it's time to wear masks in school. But what if you don't have to wear them in school? What if you can just take them off at the same time? Is that possible?
Transcript
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Hey everybody, it's time for Coffee with Scott Adams, the best part of the day.
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I don't know if you've noticed this, but if you start your day off right, everything seems
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Well, I'm going to be relentlessly positive today.
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It's all optimism and good news and golden age and all that stuff.
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But I'm going to put the hypnosis filter on the news so you can see it the way a hypnotist
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But first, but first, how about the simultaneous sip and all you need is a cup or a mug or
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a glass, a tank or a chalice or a canteen jug or a flask or a vessel of any kind.
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And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that
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Yeah, it's called the simultaneous sip and it happens now.
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And if this wasn't enough, and I think it was, but if it wasn't, it'll be a whiteboard
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They say you can't have it all, but we're going to challenge that today.
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Well, all right, some reason all of my show notes just disappeared.
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I had them actually open and was looking at them.
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But as luck would have them, I posted them on the Locals platform.
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This is going to sound like a clever commercial, but I swear I didn't plan this.
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If you're a member of the Locals community, I've started posting my show notes before the
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So I told you I was going to give you the hypnosis filter on the news.
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I had a look at the irrational parts of the news.
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But today in California, at least where I live, is the first day of school.
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And that means that today is the first day of mass government-sponsored child abuse.
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But I'm wondering if children wearing masks in school is one TikTok meme away from going
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When I was in high school a million years ago, we had something called Senior Ditch Day.
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And it was a day that the seniors would all collectively ditch classes and go to the lake
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and drink beer illegally and basically just play hooky from school.
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Now, if three or four of the seniors had decided to do that, they'd probably get in trouble.
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But because they all do it, it's just a tradition.
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So the school just says, ah, crap, what are you going to do?
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I recall vividly being thrown in that lake on a very cold day.
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So it wasn't a good day for me if you get thrown in a frozen lake.
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And it seems to me that all it would take is one TikTok meme to tell everybody to take
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off their masks, I'm talking about students now, to take off their masks at the same time.
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But I'd like to point out how thin the difference is between everybody wearing masks in school
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It's probably right on just a little bit it would take to completely change the situation.
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All it would take is one meme that says do it at the same time.
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And if the kids bought into it, that's all it would take.
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So if Senior Ditch Day works, could it be scaled up?
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I've told you many times that we'll never be able to tax and spend our way to everybody
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We're going to have to lower the cost of a high-quality life.
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And there's something happening here that's really exciting in that world.
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But it refers to, I forget what ADU stands for, something like, it's like an extra unit of
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living space, basically a building that you can put into your backyard that would be a
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stand-alone home for, you know, an in-law or somebody who just needed a little care.
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They actually ship it, fold it up, and then on site the walls just fold out and the furniture
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is already there, or at least the built-in stuff is already there.
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They claim they can give you 375 square feet of buildings of space, which would be, you
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know, a pretty tiny apartment, but it would have a kitchen, bathroom, bedroom, little living
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Now, if it starts at 50K, just for the unfolding box itself, and you figure that's the starting
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price, so the one you want is going to be more than that, then you add your land, your
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taxes, your permits, your plumbing, your sewer, and all that stuff.
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So, I don't know, could you get the cost of a decent home down to $100,000, and then
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I think you could, and I think we're heading in that way.
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But it looks like the ADU industry is what's going to lead the way, because they're going
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to do all the innovations for how to make the cheapest home, and I think that's just a
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Do you ever wonder, let's say you wanted to know, are you hallucinating your opinion,
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You probably know that the only person who can't tell they're crazy is the crazy person,
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The person who doesn't know they're hallucinating is the one who's doing it, but everybody else
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You know, if you run into somebody who's hallucinating, you can tell.
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So, wouldn't you like a little rule that you could use, just an objective little rule, to
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It's just a really good indication that you're hallucinating, and it goes like this.
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Do you have certainty about something that really can't be known?
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For example, are you certain, just totally dead certain, that getting the vaccination is
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Or, the other way, are you dead certain that the reverse is true?
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If you're dead certain about either of those things or anything else, you're probably hallucinating.
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In other words, you could be reasonably sure that your opinion is not moored to any facts
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I'm saying that you might have arrived at your decision through an irrational process.
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If you see somebody saying, well, you know, I'm like 80% sure that vaccinations are a good
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Or it could be right, and they made the wrong choice.
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If you're talking in terms of probability, you're probably looking at data and doing the
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That's your first tip, how to know you're hallucinating.
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Is it my imagination, or has Trump been a little bit too quiet recently?
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Because he's fairly consistent about staying in the news.
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Maybe he's working on legal issues because of his taxes or whatever.
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But still, wouldn't he make sure that he issued some provocative statements to get in the news
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Well, no, I don't think it's a storm coming, as somebody just said.
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So that's one of the things that I like to look at, is the dog that's not barking.
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Either something big is coming, or it's a mystery.
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Why is it that we still do business, we, the business community, in the United States
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and other countries, why do we still do business with China when we know that there are clear
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business risks and also horrible things going on?
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Let's say the allegations that the Falun Gong people are being used for unwilling donations
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of body parts, you know, transplants and stuff.
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I mean, they're just horrible allegations against China.
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Have you once had your day affected by the Uyghurs being in camps?
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Well, if you have any kind of an empathy for human beings, you certainly had some empathy
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You know, maybe you doubled down on your intentions to not buy from China or something.
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But mostly, mostly it didn't affect you, right?
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Maybe a little bit in your head, but it didn't affect your day, right?
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So it doesn't matter how good an argument is, how moral it is, how ethical it is, what's
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Because we're not really all about the morality and the principle when it comes down to it.
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If China gets, let's say we find out that the Wuhan lab was absolutely the source of
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And that China is, let's say, held accountable for letting it happen and for maybe covering
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So those things both seem reasonably likely to happen.
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What happens then to China as a place to do business?
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You're Nike and you say, gosh, I really want to keep making my sneakers there because I'm
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I really, really, really, really, really want to just keep making my sneakers in China.
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Well, they can get away with that as long as their customers say some form of, you know,
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I hate what China's doing, but it doesn't seem to affect me.
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What happens when the thing you think about China is the Wuhan lab causing the pandemic?
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If you're wearing a mask anywhere, it's because of China.
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Or it'll feel like that if the attribution goes to the Wuhan lab.
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And I feel like this will be a turning point for China that it seems likely that we're going
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And it seems likely that the story, the narrative will include China covering it up.
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And so this is the hypnotist's filter on the news.
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As long as what China is doing that's bad is just a concept, yeah, they stole some intellectual
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property from somebody I don't know, the company I don't care about.
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They locked up some people for their religious views, the Uyghurs.
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Well, but I still went to work and my day was exactly the same.
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You know, I'm activated because fentanyl touched my family.
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What if I never knew anybody who had a fentanyl overdose?
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I wouldn't feel any personal connection to China whatsoever.
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But it's personal for me, and I think that it's going to get personal for a lot of Americans
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when China becomes the cause of the pandemic, more so than you already think.
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You know, I think there's another level for that.
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China has enormous problems, and I don't even know if they know how big they are.
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Because if you're in China, can you really read the mood of the United States?
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Because their fate sort of depends on our mood, doesn't it?
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Literally, our mood in the United States will determine the future of China.
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And our mood is on the border right now between,
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Let me give you a little inspirational lesson here.
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I'm going to plop this right in the middle of my news talk.
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I'm going to give you three just quick little anecdotes,
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Years ago, when I was first trying to get syndicated as a cartoonist,
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I sent my samples to a number of cartoon syndication companies.
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They're the ones who make a deal with a cartoonist, which is your big break,
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and then they sell it to newspapers and license it and stuff if you're lucky.
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So I submitted my stuff to the several syndicates that existed at the time.
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Most of them just rejected me, you know, with just a form letter.
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But one of them rejected me by telling me that my writing might have some merit,
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but I should find somebody else to do the drawing for me.
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Just what you want to hear when you're trying to become a professional cartoonist
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is one of the most knowledgeable people in the industry,
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telling you that maybe you should look into having somebody else do the hard part,
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But I took all of my materials and I put them in a closet and I said to myself,
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And I felt good that I tried, but of course it was an abject failure.
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A few months later I get a call from Sarah Gillespie, an editor at United Media,
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the biggest, I think they were the biggest, cartoon syndication company.
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but somehow I'd missed that I hadn't heard from them.
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And she offered me a contract right over the phone to become a syndicated cartoonist,
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which turned out to be my big break that made Dilbert successful.
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And toward the end of the conversation, you know,
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I'm still reeling from the fact that I got this offer at all.
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I said to her, but I realized that my drawing style is not up to any professional level.
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And I said, I'd be willing, you know, if you think this would make the product better,
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I'd be willing to work with an artist to do the actual drawing for me
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Do you know what happened to my drawing quality within 24 hours of being told
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and that my current drawing style was already professional class,
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which I didn't believe to be even close to true.
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The moment a professional at the top of the industry told me that my drawing was good enough,
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the drawing style improved about 30% in a day and then kept improving.
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So at this point, you know, I'm certainly not an artist with a capital A,
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but certainly my comic is well drawn and executed, you know, just through practice.
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that somebody literally changed my performance in one day by about 30%,
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I would figure, simply by telling me that I was worthy.
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You've heard this story where you learn to do public speaking
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and also interacting with strangers, you know, small talk and stuff.
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And you learn a bunch of things about how to be comfortable
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in these uncomfortable social situations, especially giving a speech.
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And the technique that Dale Carnegie uses, I've told this story a bunch of times,
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Imagine trying to learn a skill and nobody ever tells you what you're doing wrong.
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Not once did they say, stop jingling the change in your pocket.
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Not once did the instructor tell anybody that anything was imperfect.
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How many people in that class went from basket cases,
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just couldn't talk in front of people, literally couldn't even make a word.
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There were people who couldn't form words in front of a crowd.
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And with no specific help, no specific criticism, and only encouragement,
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telling you what you did right, even if it was a small thing,
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how many of the, I don't know, there were probably 25 people in the class that I took,
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how many of them do you think became really good speakers at the end of, I don't know,
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Every single person there could stand up on a moment's notice and give a speech to a large crowd of people
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Some of you know I've been trying to learn drums.
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I started with an online teacher who was very good at a lot of getting me the basics.
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But ultimately, it wasn't quite making progress, and I thought, oh, I'll try to be an autodidact,
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self-teach myself, look at a lot of YouTube videos and see how far I can get.
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There are a lot of things that I can teach myself.
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I'm mostly self-taught in most of the things I do.
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The drumming was beyond my ability to self-teach.
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So I now have a new drum teacher, and he's come over, I don't know, half a dozen times or more.
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And we do half an hour, and my drumming is way better, just with a few lessons, just way better.
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And I realized, I didn't realize this until yesterday, that I've had all these lessons with this instructor.
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He's never once told me I was doing anything wrong.
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The only thing he does is he tells me I did great, and I must have been practicing during the week.
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He's actually complimenting me for things I didn't do.
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You know, I mean, I practice a little bit, not enough to make a difference.
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But how much better is my drumming with nothing but positive reinforcement?
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It's like, you know, suddenly, it just, you know, the curve just went straight up.
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And it has nothing to do with anything except the fact that he told me I was good, and I didn't believe it.
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But the fact that he tells me that makes me interested.
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So suddenly the ability to learn just sort of turns on.
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Now, this particular drum instructor also is a personal trainer.
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And his technique is basically to make people successful.
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And I would ask him, how do you teach little kids to play tennis when every time they swing the racket, they're not going to hit the ball back?
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So how do you go from, I never hit a ball back, to being a tennis player?
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Like, how could you get past the mental part of, well, it failed a billion times in a row.
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And he told me that you only teach them success.
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So if he has a little kid who basically can barely hold a tennis racket, he has them walk right up to the net, and then he tosses a ball to them from two feet away and has them go, whoop, and just swing the racket in the general direction.
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He hits some part of the racket and ends up on his side of the court, and then he praises them.
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He'll stand there for an hour, just going, whoop, you know, a two foot, and the kid swings, and it goes on, it hits the ground, and the kid's happy.
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And as they get older, their ability to hold a racket improves, and they just get into it entirely through being interested.
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It's sort of similar to the things I put on the Locals platform.
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I've got a number of them queued up that I'm going to be adding there soon, if you like that kind of stuff.
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Rasmussen has a poll asking people, has Biden kept his campaign promises?
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More, less, or about the same as most presidents?
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30% said he's done better than most presidents.
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41% said he's done less well in terms of keeping his promises.
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In every poll, every political poll, and even a lot of scientific-related polls,
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we expect this gigantic difference between conservatives and liberals.
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And sure enough, 63% of conservatives think Biden has done less well than other presidents at keeping his promises.
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But yet, a fairly similar amount of liberals think he has.
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So the people who like Biden the least, the conservatives, think he's not keeping his promises.
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If the people who don't like Biden believe he's not keeping his promises, then they should be kind of happy.
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But wait, 58% of liberals think he is keeping his promises better than usual.
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How weird is it that both the conservatives and the liberals got what they wanted, as far as they can tell?
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The conservatives think they got what they wanted because he's not doing his promises.
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And the liberals think they did get what they wanted because he's keeping his promises.
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You know, something like 60%-ish of both groups kind of getting what they want.
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See, I told you I was going to put the optimistic filter on everything.
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Yes, we're going to talk about Governor Cuomo resigning.
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Why do you think Cuomo had to resign with these allegations, but Trump did not and went on to win the presidency?
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In the comments, let's put the hypnosis filter on it yourself.
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Why did Trump survive allegations and Cuomo did not?
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The nursing home deaths might have been the real reason, huh?
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So it could be that it's a fake because, right?
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You were vaccinated against accusations about Trump.
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at any time, president or pre-president or ex-president,
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the stories were just as good as we thought they would be.
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Now, I'm not going to say that none of it's true,
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And I do agree with the kind of general statement
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Of course, the big story that we want to talk about
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and, you know, Chris Cuomo was advising his brother
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and that Chris Cuomo treated him extra, extra nice on TV?
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that a brother was not going to talk to his brother
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You know, I don't care if they've got conflict of interest.
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I personally enjoyed watching the brothers talk
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But as long as you know it's an opinion program,
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that some of the most important news in the country
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has to do with what Tucker Carlson says or does
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Looks like I got some crackling audio over on...
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I think they're both great at their jobs individually,