Episode 1480 Scott Adams: Talking About All the Huge D*cks in the News Today. With Coffee.
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Summary
In this episode of What We Call the News, I talk about the recent attack on the Kabul airport by ISIS-K, and how it could have a big impact on our understanding of what's going on in the rest of the world.
Transcript
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Today is the day that you'll have an unexpectedly better day than you expected.
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Yeah, never start a sentence if you don't know how it's going to end.
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But if you'd like to start something that does end well,
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well, let me tell you, I got something for you.
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It's called the simultaneous sip. Have you heard of it?
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And all you need to participate in this mass exercise of unity
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is a cup or mug or glass, a tank or chalice or stye,
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and a kentine jug or flask, a vessel of any kind.
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the dopamine of the day, the thing that makes everything better.
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Speaking of good stuff, I once had the following idea,
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which is that we spend a lot of time in the bathroom.
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And wouldn't it be great if every time you entered, let's say,
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the bathroom that you usually use, because most of us are creatures of routine,
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if there was some kind of sensor that knew who you are,
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recognized you by your, I don't know, your Apple Watch or something,
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and automatically brought up a two-minute lesson
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of something useful that you could learn in two minutes.
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And I called it Turd University, because you'd be doing your business,
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and in about two minutes, you'd learn a new skill.
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With no effort whatsoever, you were going to be there anyway,
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and maybe you didn't bring any reading material.
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And so I didn't realize that I had accidentally created Turd University,
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but I called it my local's subscription service.
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So in addition to my other content that's too edgy to be in the general public,
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here are some of the things that people are learning
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So these are micro-lessons, two-minute lessons or so that I give people,
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so you can learn how to maximize your creativity,
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when to believe the experts, voice variability,
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Determining your human value, managing your ego,
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And I've got one coming up that I'm going to record today
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one of the things that I promise is that you will get hundreds of dollars of value every month
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So let's see what's going on here in what we call the news.
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First of all, ISIS-K may have just attacked in just before I got on.
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I saw that the Kabul airport had some kind of explosion and gunfire at one of the gates.
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Now, I don't like ISIS-K as a name because it's a little bit too cool.
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I don't like naming a terror organization after something that sounds like a boy band.
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they want to start a caliphate over there in the Afghanistan-ish territories.
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And the Taliban are considered too liberal for them.
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They're the natural enemy of the Taliban because the Taliban's a little too flexible.
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And so the question is, and again, you have to wonder about this, don't you?
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Will the Taliban's control of Afghanistan make us more safe or less safe from ISIS-K?
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Because the Taliban are their enemies and the Taliban could probably be more brutal
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in tracking them down and killing them than we would be.
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So isn't one possible unexpected outcome that ISIS and al-Qaeda are degraded in Afghanistan?
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Because the Taliban really doesn't want any more trouble with the rest of the world.
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They just want to run their little fiefdom there.
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So anyway, I'm not saying that's necessarily likely,
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but I don't think you could rule out the possibility that retreating gets us better protection from ISIS-K.
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Yeah, I wouldn't say it's likely, but I think it's one of the possibilities.
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A Rasmussen poll asked, is Afghanistan situation better or worse than the news portrays?
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Because it feels like the news is portraying it as pretty bad.
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This is the one situation where all of the news is on the same side.
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The entire news thinks this is pretty, pretty bad.
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Now, you all, of course, know about the controversy of ivermectin.
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And, boy, if you're on the side that thinks it works, and you're wrong,
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I don't know if we'll ever know for sure, right?
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If you're wrong about ivermectin, it's going to be really embarrassing.
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Because the setup here is that, let me just say what Chris Eliza said on CNN.
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And normally I don't agree with him, and I'm not saying I agree with him here,
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but the way he worded it is worthy of repeating.
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He said, owning the elites by taking a horse pill,
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so I guess ivermectin is often used in veterinarian work,
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So owning the elites by taking a horse pill rather than getting the vaccine
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is really a telling commentary on just how much blind partisanship
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Owning the elites by taking a horse pill rather than getting a vaccine.
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Because if it turns out that vaccines are bad, and ivermectin is great,
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because he's on the same side as, you know, science.
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So you don't want to be on the wrong side of science
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and also be promoting something that other people can reasonably call a horse pill.
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So persuasion-wise, this is no longer a balanced situation.
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If it turns out that the Chris Elizas of the world who think the vaccination is real and good
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because he was agreeing with the entire scientific community.
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So if you agree with the consensus and you're wrong,
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But what happens if you take a radically different opinion from the consensus
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You don't want to be the one pushing the horse pills,
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So one of the things you have to look at with persuasion is,
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So Chris Eliza is taking a bet with not much of a downside.
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If he's wrong, well, so are a lot of other people.
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But boy, if you take the ivermectin side and you're wrong,
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because you were so partisan that you couldn't believe the other side, I guess.
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Personally, I would say that I don't believe...
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Because, you know, I don't know one way or the other.
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But I'd say every day that goes by, I would lower my odds.
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Every day that went by when it wasn't proven to work,
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I said, well, I think the odds are going down every day.
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And sure enough, we still do not have evidence it does.
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But there's some high-ranking doctor in some medical association in Japan
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who is saying ivermectin, he still doesn't know if it works.
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But he's promoting it based on the cost-benefit analysis.
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So that would be a big break with the rest of the medical community.
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I don't think it's necessarily government policy.
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It was just the head of some medical organization.
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We've got 100,000 people hospitalized with COVID in the United States.
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Why is it worse than last year but it doesn't seem worse?
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Well, some of it's the way it's reported, right?
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Because once again, 100,000 people hospitalized, how many are going to die?
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Wouldn't it be more fair to say X people died last year
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and this year very, very much fewer will die because of vaccinations and whatever?
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And also because weaker people have already died.
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So a lot of people who could die from the vaccines are already dead.
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And here's a statistic that I didn't know this, but see if you did.
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That 48% of the U.S. is still not fully vaccinated.
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I figured we were in a 60-plus percentage of already vaccinated fully.
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Wouldn't you say, could you not say that, well, I suppose it depends on your point of view,
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but if the Biden administration is trying to convince you to get vaccinated,
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48% not fully vaccinated looks like a complete failure,
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given the time and the fact that we have vaccinations.
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So persuasion-wise, how many people did the fake news kill?
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Why do you think that so many people are not vaccinated in the United States?
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I think that so many people are not vaccinated because there's no trust whatsoever in institutions.
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What is it that primarily has caused us to not trust institutions?
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What is the one thing that makes people so skeptical of everything, and maybe they should be?
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And it's the news dividing everything into a partisan world.
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And that partisan stuff works great if all you're doing is talking about politics.
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But as soon as you get into a medical discussion,
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Because you divided people into political camps,
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so they made a political decision on a medical decision.
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If you make a political calculation on your own medical decision,
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You need to make a medical decision on your medical decisions, right?
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and I believe that after all this is said and done,
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that people are going to do all kinds of economic studies and death studies
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because of anything I said that had some influence on somebody
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that there's probably a few people who died of COVID,
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But maybe I said something wrong and killed somebody.
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Because that's sort of a risk that just comes with this kind of work.
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Well, it depends if he was right about stuff or wrong about stuff
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or if he persuaded too much on, say, hydroxychloroquine.
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But you could probably figure out how many people he killed
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But I would think that the biggest kill statistic would be the news
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because the business model of the news forces them into the two camps.
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The two camps make people make bad medical decisions
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You're just dressing them up as medical decisions.
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So I think the fake news probably killed 100,000 people in the United States.
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And do you know where you'll never see that reported?
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So the news is the only industry that can kill 100,000 people
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You may have heard that famous aging porn star Ron Jeremy
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has been indicted on 30 counts of sexual assault
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Now, Ron Jeremy is famous for having nearly a foot-long penis.
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If I said to you, there's a famous porn star with a foot-long penis,
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you'd say to yourself, well, that sounds about right.
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Sounds like he's got exactly the right profession.
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So, porn star, gigantic penis, it's a really good fit.
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and you decide that you would rather look less like a retired porn star
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and you like to make a change with your physical appearance,
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and turn it into something that looks less like a porn star
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If you've got somebody who looks like a hobo on meth,
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Because it's a hobo, you know, maybe you'd like to help.
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So you go and you make yourself a ham sandwich,
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and you give it to the hobo, and everybody wins.