Episode 1484 Scott Adams: Let's See if We Can Find something Good to Say About Today
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Summary
Alyssa Milano tweets that she thinks Joe Biden is the right person for the job in this moment in history, and I have questions about what would the worst person in the world do if they were in charge of the country.
Transcript
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Well, good morning. Good morning, everybody. It's time to get your attitude adjusted.
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Because, you know, sometimes the news is not so good.
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But, luckily, I'm here to cheer you up about all those things.
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A little dose of better attitude. Get that day going.
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If I lecture you about vaccines, you're going to go.
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Don't worry. There will be no lecturing you about vaccines. Indeed. Indeed.
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Albury arguing that you do have a constitutional right to avoid them.
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So you're going to like that part. But wait for it.
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All right. Before we get going, it's time for this simultaneous sip.
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The best thing that's ever happened in the history of the universe.
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And all you need is a cup or mug or a glass or a tank or a chalice or a stein, a canteen jug or a flask.
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A vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee.
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For the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine here today, the thing that makes, oh man, everything better.
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It's called the simultaneous sip, and it's going to happen now. Watch it. Go.
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Well, I don't know if you know this, but there have been randomized, controlled trials.
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And it's proven that people who participate in the simultaneous sip have a better day than the people who didn't.
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Even the people who took horse dewormer instead.
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Well, I'm going to give her the gutsiest tweet of the century award.
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So Alyssa Milano tweeted yesterday, I'm proud of POTUS and the incredible job he's doing.
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He's the right person for the job in this moment in history.
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Is Alyssa Milano the only person in the universe who hasn't noticed that there's kind of a big mistake Joe Biden made recently and maybe is still making?
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And says he's the right person for the job in this moment in history.
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What would it look like if the worst person for the job had been in it?
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Probably, I don't know, give names of people that are trying to escape from the Taliban to the Taliban.
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Maybe when the Taliban offered America all of Taliban to control until the evacuations were over,
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maybe the worst person in the world would say, we don't need all of Kabul.
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That's sort of something that the worst person in the world might have said.
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Anybody else would have said, yeah, you know, a better perimeter would be smarter.
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So thank goodness we don't have the worst person for the job.
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Here's news that I consider fake news until somebody proves it's not.
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And by the way, the giving the names to the Taliban, these were special cases.
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It involved like a bus here or there, but it's still a real problem.
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It wasn't all the names of all the people, but still pretty bad.
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Although, to be fair, they don't have many options right now.
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So the fake news is that Chase Bank closed General Flynn's account there
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because they didn't want to associate with his reputational risk.
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I saw this on social media, but I did not see it in the news.
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I would say this is a little bit too on the nose, right?
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I would only think this is true if it came from General Flynn's Twitter account.
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If General Flynn tweeted this, well, it's true.
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If he's the only person who didn't tweet it, or let's say he didn't tweet it at all,
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Let's say it comes from his account, though, some other account.
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So I would say that I'm going to call this fake news
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If somebody has something on social media that came from Flynn
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but a screenshot you took yourself on social media of Flynn confirming it,
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So, as you know, CNN is trying to give you one story per day
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So, this one was a woman hospitalized with COVID
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comes home to find her husband has died from it.
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So, she was in the hospital and didn't know that her husband
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and he died of it while she was in the hospital.
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Now, there's no direct mention of whether they were vaccinated,
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So, this is the sort of story you're going to hear a lot of.
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Now, I'm not saying you should be persuaded by this.
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individual stories of something that happened to a person.
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If that's what's persuading you, you're doing it wrong.
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and Florida makes the story even more interesting, right?
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Now, you knew that was going to be the end of the story, right?
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And he's the third broadcaster to die from COVID.
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I think they mean the third conservative one, right?
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and then he died because he didn't get a vaccination.
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If I knew that being 64 felt the way it feels now,
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I'm probably as healthy as I've ever been in my whole life.
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But this story about the Marc Bernier who tragically died
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this is the type of story that tells you a lot about yourself.
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What was your reaction to the story about somebody who was anti-vax
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and just thought it was tragic and that's the end of it.
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And that says something really bad about me, doesn't it?
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because it's not really a reaction you should be proud of.
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is that somebody thought I would be entertained by it.
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By the way, I don't care if you get a vaccination.
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It's more about whether you suck as a human being.
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which would reveal you to be not part of reason.
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I've said this before, but I have to say it again.
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but there's a ton of suspicious-looking evidence, right?
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What do you think could be wrong with the data?
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What would the countries that use ivermectin in Africa
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than the countries who are not using ivermectin.
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because they don't have good enough health care
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they don't know who died at home and who didn't,
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So, now, I'm not saying that's the explanation.
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but all of the industrial countries around the world
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that's not convincing to people who are experts.
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that the vaccinations weren't working too well in Israel.
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And they started talking about the side effects
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That somebody's moving from their one criticism
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the people who are on the other side of everything.
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Once you're always on the other side of everything,
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I'm not sure anybody can disprove anybody these days.
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I saw CNN said that you do not have a constitutional right
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or there could be other vaccinations in this example,
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you would be putting your fellow citizens at risk.
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at least that's what medical science is telling you,
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that you would be putting other people at risk.
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Because if your freedom puts somebody else at risk,
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Because that would have an impact on somebody else.
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Yeah, drunk driving would be an example, right?
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hey, if I get these polio vaccinations or other,
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I don't remember ever thinking that it would kill me.
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So at least I didn't feel like it was dangerous.
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Here we have a case where the vaccination works-ish,
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And because it's newer and a little less tested
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What if you think the risk is unacceptably high,
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You know, most people aren't too afraid of those.